Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals

Episode Date: August 3, 2018

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those. Okay, Laura, shouts ofset. Yes. Wow. My God. So tell me your history with this show. Okay, so when this show came out, I think I watched a couple episodes, like what did it come out like four years ago or five years ago? This is season motherfucking seven. Okay, so it's been a while.

And I watched it and I was just like, I don't, like I don't get it. I got it, but I was just like, I don't, like I don't get it. I got it, but I was just like, no. And specifically, I think I remember Asa rubbing me the wrong way. It was just like too much energy. And then. I'm an artist.

She's one of those who's like, yeah, babe. I'm an artist, yeah. Yeah, and like spiritual, but like faux spiritual. And so I was just like, I gotta go. But then when you asked me to revisit Shaw's, I kind of have to say like I was like, oh my God, like the, I can't, like, okay, I'll do it for Ronnie,

because I really love and respect him. And I wanna be there for him, but like, I also hate him for asking me to do this. But then I just watched it and I was like, wait, this is the best show I've ever seen. Okay, good. Well, so perfect one to have you on for then because it's the first of the season. So other people who are new to it, we can kind of explain things to them and use we go along. But it's also a show I thought of you for because well whenever we have to find subs for things everybody's like real housewives, real housewives, everybody just watches real housewives you know. Yeah. And then we're left with like this or.

Yeah. For Southern Charms Savannah. Which I thought when you were like giving me the option it was like the real Southern form. And I'm like, oh my God, so much just happened. Yeah, this was a good excuse to catch up and you were like, no, so damn. Well, I was actually shocked because your reaction was so excited.

And I was like, I don't think anyone has ever been excited. And I felt so sad. I didn't even know that existed. And Ben was like, really Southern terms Savannah? Like like who does that like who would do that you know? And then I looked at the guide and I was like oh, thank Jesus. Shows us back because this is actually good and I figure It's in the it's in the Vanderpump vein Totally they're like a Persian Vanderpump rules. Right. It's like people you don't understand why they're famous or what they actually do for a living even though they're kind of showing up to their job

once or twice a year on camera. Yeah and they're also very rich so I appreciate that. I do. But they're also very fake rich. You know they're not really like real real rich because you'd you've been to East Hollywood right? Obviously. Yeah. At some point. I mean you have poor friends. Yeah, I used to live in Little Armenia And so there's like you know huge Persian community there obbs and It's everybody drives a Mercedes or a beamer or whatever and it's like these little hobbles, you know, like rich guy How rich guys date in LA they're like yeah, I'm a jag in my studio apartment in the

that. Yeah. The car is the most important thing. It's a very jacks tailor move. Because he has like, because I was like watching the show. I was like, okay, why do they all live in condos? Like I didn't get that. And then they show that clip of Reza's house. And I'm like, wait a second.

That looks like a shoe box, but it's L.A. too, you know? L.A. where a house like a regular house, like, or not even regular, you can get like a 450 square foot house for like 1.5 mil. It's not a good, not a lot of good real estate deals. Yeah. And that's a fixer upper. Oh yeah. That's like in a shitty area where you might die, like get robbed or whatever. So, so we open this episode outside someplace. I'm a recapers. There you're welcome. And Gigi has a new cute like kind of mom's shoulder linked haircut. Gigi's looking really good. She is looking beautiful. Yeah, I saw her once at a Clippers game. I sat behind her and I was relatively star-struck even though I hated shots at the time. I was like, my god, that's Gigi. She's fucking stunning. And just once you've

watched her show for a long time, you know how you learned to be proud of people on Bravo for the little things? Yeah. Gigi hasn't murdered anybody. You're always think, yeah. You're like, oh, they're still alive. Good for them. It brings tears to your eyes. No one's overduced. Like, that's how I feel every time I watch Vanderpump rules. Like, oh my god, no one's overduced yet.

Yeah. I'm like, wow, James has't gone to the hospital so we're good Jack's hasn't impregnated like a literal ape from a zoo yet. So that's that's you know baby steps So we're outside and GG is talking to this guy, but I don't know if it was just my TV But they wouldn't show his face like his face is darked out. I guess by the shadows Yeah, he was just like shrouded in an air of mystery. Yeah, I mean, he's like, I'll buy you dinner. And she's like, but what if it turns into more

than just a friendly dinner? Oh my God, fuck me. Like, no, you're not doing this right. Yeah. You don't say that. I was like, what fuck me? I was like, whoa, this escalated quickly. Because at first I thought she was being like, fuck me. And I was like, I didn't know what I'd got myself into.

This is so, so sure as to. You can't really tell. Like, did she mean it? And you don't know with Gigi. She's like intense. Gigi is so intense because doesn't she just seem like so charming and sweet and fun-loving? I think that she would be fun to hang out with but then she could turn on you in a heartbeat and you just like don't know. So she's like very, she holds a lot of power in that way. Like she's like a jaguar or something. She's literally stab to tree on the show.

Like literally pull that in my fifth stab to tree. So. So that's where GG's at. I love that. The show's like two days earlier. And that's when you know, yeah, it's gonna be good. They don't probably doesn't even have to do that really anymore.

I feel like they just do that to suck people like me in because it's not that juicy what happened two days earlier in this case. Like on Vanderbump rules, it's pretty juicy or what happened two days earlier in this, in this case, like on Vanderbump rules, it's pretty juicy on housewives, but this is like, there was not really a need for a two days earlier moment. No, there wasn't even a need for that scene to flash back at all, because what was that scene? Some guy asking her out to dinner. It's like, what happened before a guy asked Gigi out to dinner? So the kids are all packing to go skiing in Big Bear, but you know glamorous trips on this so But they did Big Bear right. I was happy to see you like kind of an upgraded Big Bear scenario versus the one on Bander Prompuels They're Rob's Airbnb or real life. Yeah, Have you gone to Big Bear with your friends before?

I think I went to somewhere close to Big Bear and I didn't like it. Yeah. In real life, it's like why? Yeah, I was like, you. I mean, I stayed for a one night and then I was like, I'm leaving now. Yeah, they literally, I keep saying literally, I don't know why. They literally, this is literally you got. They have bears everywhere, like those big wooden carved out bears

that they kept showing on this episode. They're everywhere, like these huge. There's so much nature on this episode. Huge wooden bear statues, like, Rar, can I just play ski ball? How about that? Do I need your bare art? We get it. It's big bear.

So they're all packing to go and Gigi is has an entire guest room for a closet. Which I don't know, but good for her. But also a condo. They really love their condos on the show. They love their HOA payments on this show. on the show. They love their HOA payments on this show. True. Bravo. Liberty's also love getting some sort of apartment or condo and with an extra room that they then use as a closet. Like, she knows that. Socy does that. Gigi does it. Like, what's that about? And then you see what they're wearing and it's like, mm, like you're a pack rat. Nobody needs to keep something from BB nine years ago.

You know? Yeah, it's confusing. Yeah, it is. And she's got ski pants in there, which, you know, I guess those things do come in handy sometimes. But she has a really happy moment with this ski pants. She was like, he's actually small. And then she put a bunch, she's like, great. And I was happy for her. They fit.

Yeah. So like, wow, they fit. I was like, what did you think they started adding, adding calories to cocaine suddenly? Like, why wouldn't they fit? Like, they really changed the chemical makeup of drags these days. You guys, now people are getting fat from them. Then we get to see my favorite character. If only for a second. Tommy! His MJ's fiance laying on the bed in a Santa Claus six pack muscle shirt.

Yeah, what was that? Does he always love to like, he wears like silly clothes on camera? Yeah, he's like, I'm wacky, I'm tiny, huh? How long have they been dating? I have a lot of questions about Tommy. A couple of years, do you want to hear their love story? Yes, I need to know everything because I was really shocked when it turned to Tommy and he was like this kind of beefy white dude. Yeah.

It seemed off-brand. Well, I mean, what is MJ's brand, you know? I don't know. I mean, I just thought of MJ is like having like a fabulous like wealthy Persian fiancee. Well, it's like, um, Picon pie Pringles, you know, where it's like everything about it is delicious, but it's just like something's not right. And nobody knows how to brand it. So it's always by like the dollar aisle and the target, you know, but it should be, it should get more respect. Yes.

Okay, so tell me their love story on the edge of my team. Story time. So this, this is how much of it I can remember from what she told us when she started dating him. She's like, well, we met on Tinder and he came over and he was wearing jogging pants and he had this like huge boner in his jogging pants. He arrived with a boner. He arrived In jogging paths with a voter. And they've been together ever since. Oh, modern love. God, that is some food court love right there.

Yeah, really. Wow, that both like assimilated me and also deeply depressed me. That is some Glendale Galleria food court subaro love right there. I love to the, because it had the like this season on Charles of sunset and then it showed her at her wedding, like tripping and falling on a dog and I was like,

okay, I'm in. Like it had me every beat of that preview. I was like, yes, yes, yes. When one of her dogs passed away, she put it in the freezer because she wasn't ready to let go I mean, that's where we're at that's what you do I'm one of my cats that are once at my mom's cats One of them died and the cats that are put her in the freezer. Oh

Jesus I feel for you to sting those I feel for you so Basically everyone's just packing and she passed destiny is at the store and they're like 1695 for these ski pants and she's like, mmm, no. I was on the People's Gatch, okay. I come from People's Gatch money. Do you have anything for $10? Was it $16.95? Like $16?

I thought it was like $1,600. Oh, do people pay that for ski pants? I don't know, like I think ski clothes are expensive sometimes. It's the Shaw's, I thought they were glamorous and they were shopping at only games. I mean, I think that you've been hoodwinked. Okay, yeah, it sounds like it.

Because I don't think anybody's very rich, but they always talk about how rich they are, but I think it's like Taylor Armstrong rich as opposed to Adrian Malie Fritch. Okay, I love that. So that makes me very easily full. Yeah, I am too, like I believe in everything. Yeah.

So then we see Adam and Resa over at their condo, at Resa's condo, Resa loves Chevron. That's what you need to know about him. Chevron, the Chevron pattern. Yeah. And Adam lives free-balling. He loves people who don't wear underwear like that's his turn on. So he would be into Tommy.

Yes. Yes. There's a reason they're always nice to Tommy. Yes. Reza is also the one who tries to ruin someone's life every year. Okay. Who would did he ruin, whose life has he ruined previously? I'm not sure if you're going to be a good one. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good one. I'm not sure if you're going to be a

good one. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good one. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good one. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good one. I'm not sure if you're's gonna be a friend of.

Like, she'll probably shoot one scene and knowing her it'll be like, babe, we're gonna shoot the scene in my store, babe, in my caftan store. Like, she opened a caftan business and had a baby. Okay, she had a bastard baby. I saw those clips. Yes.

Okay, they- It's like the Jermaine Jackson is her guy. No. Yeah, and he refuses to be on the show, so they only show the back of his head and pictures and stuff. He part of the Jackson family? Yeah. Oh, we.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did it right. Yeah, I mean, they went to Beverly Hills High together, which is how everybody on this show knows each other. Okay, cool. Good to know.

So that's his backstory. Oh, wait, before Colnessa was MJ, he turned on MJ one year, and he turned on Lily, one of his other friends, and he doesn't just turn on them. He like really just digs and tries to like ruin them. Like he's nasty. Okay, so he's like a toxic gay.

Yes, he's a toxic just human being, but yes, especially for the gays. Amongst the gays, the toxicity and the gay life, I get in the gay personality, what would you call it? Like, spectrum. Yes, spectrum, thank you. Can't be high anyway. We're still getting past a lot of traumas, everybody, okay?

And I'm not saying everybody, but we all know it's true. His is like off the charts. Yeah, because didn't he, I feel like he had trouble coming out or that was like a storyline for him at one point. Well, I mean, he didn't like any gay is older, you know, 42. So I'm like, oh, crime me a river. At least you got to come out number 80s. Yeah, but I mean like with hit with like, because in Iran, it was look more, even more, look down upon or am I making that up or without a storyline? I believe he was born here, but his dad was a huge homophobic.

Yeah, he had a rough time with it, for sure. Now, all that said, you know, I'm sorry if you're a past pain, but that does not excuse your current pain, sir. No, it certainly doesn't. I'm freaked out by Reset, because like, I was like, oh my god, I want to be friends with Reza. Like, he seems like he would law hard, but then now knowing the history of turning on every female friend,

that's a red flag. Oh, well, he also turned on Mike. He went into partnership with Mike, who is his best friend, and then he totally turned on him. And Mike has still never been the same. Mike has never grown back to hair. He lost. Mike, I don't love. same. Mike has never grown back to hair he lost. Mike, I don't love.

I hate Mike. Yeah, Mike's a pig. Yeah. But he says things like he's being so nice. He says, he's speaking of toxic masculinity. There's a lot of that going on on Shaw's. But Mike, when he complements you, and then he's like, but I know a lot of pretty women.

And so you should feel really glad that I just told you you're pretty. Oh yeah, and that's not a compliment. It's not a complimenting too. He's like, you know, you're gorgeous. So, you know, that's it. You're gorgeous. You're like, you're so pretty.

You know, and I've known a lot of pretty people, but you're really pretty. Thanks. Yeah, cool. Yeah, cool. Love your makeup. I'm like, you know, you're saying this like with like a baseball foundation. Yes. A little bit of I love it. You look like Sephora and your eyebrows are like jelts and shaped like I can't with him. No. And he's

turning into like an old mobster. Did you notice in all of his scenes? He always says in these big chairs with these suits and he like moves his shoulders up and down. He's like, eh, eh, eh. He has a real sopranos vibe going. Yeah, but he's like, doesn't have a job. I mean, at least those guys worked. You know, you got to give him some credit. Yeah, I really got the feeling from Mike

that he has no money at all. Yeah, Mike is what we, what, what's described as big dick energy. You know guys, you just like walk around like they've got a big dick so people just give them money. And make up, apparently. So before we get to him, Adam and Resa are at home and Adam is in a onesie, which God bless it. And then he's like, why have you got a dick bear without snow? I don't make any sense to me. And we're like,

good man, made the sign of you. Don't worry, we got snow flown in. And how to mix a few terrorists jokes as you do. I didn't. I was like shocked at that part of their relationship but also appreciated it. Yeah, it's fun. I mean, shocked at that part of their relationship, but also appreciated it.

Yeah, it's fun. I mean, if we can't check about terrorism, where are we as a country? Mm-hmm. So let's see. So then we get the classic party bus. The Strasso Sunset has the best party buses on all of Bravo. Yeah, they really turned it out. Yeah, really nice. And this here, they're trying to be classy. So it's like some limo type thing without like a disco ball and a stripper pull in the middle, which is usually what we get. So this is the season, I guess, where they're like, we're all grown up.

And the driver's like, hi, I'm Vin, like Vin Diesel, which if you're new to Shaw's, that I mean, even the driver, even the fucking driver and I love Reds that she was like non-president, she was awesome and then like got on the car yeah didn't let it wasn't buying into the Vin Diesel of it all yeah it's like oh that's weird I thought your name was driver to change that name tag so they all

start gossiping everybody gathers around they all start gossiping everybody gathers around. They all start gossiping about, you know, skiing, etc. Their friends. And Mike asks, uh, Resa, he's like, so, Resa, where's your friends? And he's like, oh, so she's with the baby bro. Oh yeah. The thing you need to know about the show, they say bro a lot and like, homey. Also, the thing you need to know about the show, they say, bro, a lot and like, homie. They are and so grow. Wait, so, Resa does not want to have a baby, really. Resa doesn't want to pay for a baby.

Like, you know, he's very controlling of his money. And he's also one of those people who's like, I don't want a boyfriend. I was never get married. I don't want that. And then whenever he does it's like the first person to ever have a wedding or a boyfriend ever, you know. Like I finally thought I couldn't do it, but I could do it. It's been the journey.

And then he wants like a people spread of his wedding pictures, you know. Yeah. So wait, does Adam, how is Resa, the like rich one in that relationship, or does Adam have a job and like? Resa is the rich one. Adam has a job though. He's, I believe he's an editor. He's like an editor of a TV show, I think. So he has a job, but not like rich job. Yeah. So this is the stage where Resa's like, baby, I can barely get a house together. I just barely got a houseman. I don't think I will ever have a baby. And then when he does, it's going to be like, oh my god, I'm feeling so many things in my heart right now.

I can't feel like it. So that's where he's at. That's season eight. Yeah, at least season eight. Because once he shaved off his mustache, we real it's like we saw his real age, you know, it's like in the fall when the trees dropped their leaves and you can see their trunks. Yeah, he was looking a little aged. Which, hey, are you saying sorry, I was smoking out the screen door. I am

a shaming anybody, but no, I'm not, but it was just like it was a different result than the one I had seen many years ago. Yeah, no one wants a kid in high school when they're like 90, you know what I mean? Like, take it is what I'm saying. I need someone to be able to change my diapers. Hell yeah, I need someone strong enough to hold a hose. God, I have so many notes on this. So let me just scroll through here. So I'm not keeping you here forever. So MJ tells us, yeah, you know, there's something missing.

Um, maybe it's that there's a little hitabation in the air. And then they show clip of MJ saying, I don't want a bastard, baby. I'll still do it. It's so rude. Jay was so horrible because all the girls fight over Reza. That's the thing like. Oh, so they want his attention. Yeah, Ausa and MJ think they're both Reza's best friend.

And so they kind of fight each other over Reza. And then he ends up screwing them both over just depending on the season. Love. So they showed apart in the preview, where MJ tells us, I did crochet an organic child blanket. For your baby. What's your baby's name? I forget.

I like to think it's Astro, but I forget what the real name is. Yeah, I can't picture MJ crocheting, but I love her effort there. Yeah, I love her effort in like fan-pictioning herself. Yeah, it's like some shit her mom gave her. Yeah. So they get off Asa and Resa, I I guess has made up with Asa for now, but she's not on any way. So he won. And so then Raza's like, Mike, are you gonna announce

the guest or wait for random people to show up at the Big Bear Lodge? And so my can out says, I'm dating this girl Mona for now. You know, she's like fine for now, FFN. That's so Persian, what I just said. It's like fine for now. And then we say, My good damage. He is damaged. He's like incredibly damaged. I didn't realize that like almost everyone on the show

is divorced. But it's like, kinda, cause they were barely married in the first place. He was married, he got married, he met his wife when he was on the show and they were married for a year or less. Wow. And then Gigi has been married, I think, three months.

I think. It's my whole. The flashback, too, of like, if you're getting married and when someone's like, I now pronounce you man and wife, and then you laugh uproariously and like, can't get it man and wife. And then you laugh up roreously and can't get it together. And then you're just like laugh kissing. I think that that's probably, like you shouldn't be getting married. If your first reaction is like a uncontrollable law.

It's like, I can't believe I talked to a sucker and they're doing it. I know. Oh my God, can you about fucking leave this? Like the kiss is secondary. It's like, that's not not a good sign. Yeah, his wife Jessica, when she was like, you know, she was one of those girls, he's like, well, maybe it would be better if we were married.

And she became Jewish so that she, you know, she could be acceptable to his family. Like she ran the gamut. I have to, I have to hair that chore. But when he proposed, he proposed on this helicopter and then they jumped off and parachuted. And she didn't say like, oh my God, I'm so in love. I'm, you know, she just jumped off and she said, I'm gonna be a wife. Which is.

This is Gigi who did this? No, Jessica, his first, his wife. Oh, oh, Mike's first wife. Right, Mike's for which I probably said Gigi because I'm dumb like that. And I know you said Jessica, but now I'm putting it all together. Yeah, I have a lot of catching up to do clearly. Yeah, well, Gigi's husband is this fucking crazy person who they shot a little bit. Yeah, Shalom. He's fucking nuts and he's very violent abusive Yeah, I think he's probably stabbed a few trees in his days So let's see so we see a clip of Mike's date with this chick Mona He just met and this is where he's telling her you are one of the most pretty person girls updated. And there are lots of pretty person girls.

So and she's like, um, thanks. Because Mona is so different than a lot of girls. I date like she has a degree. She's educated it. She's a vegan, which is intimidating. Like the degree or veganism. I think he meant veganism. I think he did too.

And also, like, if a guy is ever saying, like, the things you have going on are intimidating, it's like, run, don't walk in the opposite direction. He's intimidated by the fact that you're educated and you like to eat vegetables. Yikes Well, he started a real estate company years ago with Reza and his big idea that he brought to the table was we need to get a bus with our faces on it So that's you know, that's where he's coming from all right So then they tell destiny who's new-ish. It's like, my, you're getting so used to compliments

that you just like, all you go for is that ego shit, you know? And he's like, I don't even have an ego. And they all start cracking up for like 10 minutes while the bus like is swarving off the road. And he tells them, I'm sorry, are you gonna say? No, I noticed the buss were. I was like, they're dangerously close to the edge of the cliff. Yeah, Vin Diesel is trying to make like a action movie

out of just like taking people to Big Bear. Yeah. So Mike tells them, you know, she's cute, but she wants to nas, which apparently means play hard to get. And I'm like, come on, mama, make me feel good about myself, you know? Mike is needy, he needs too, he needs too much from a woman.

If he, have a good job. How about some good old fashioned Vicki Gumpel's in advice. If you want to feel good about yourself, get a job, sir. Mm-hmm. Get a job and like build up yourself as steam and make yourself feel good about yourself. Yeah, you know, make up, make up, you can't put lips to kind of pick. No. Okay, so big bear, they get there and, oh, well, first we get to see Gigi like,

oh my God, I have to pee. Can I pee behind this car? Oh my God, where's the restroom and the forest? Classic Bravo moment. They love like a goofy law like that. But I appreciated the like nature shot, like the raccoon that was like kicking it like, I gotta can't believe it. Someone's peeing in the woods. It was really good. You know that we're a destined to be best friends when you notice the raccoon

popping up. I like I live. That was one of my favorite parts of the whole episode. Because I made a guess. So I will be sending you back. Oh my god. Yes. Please send me the gift. I need no one's gonna get this So they get to big fair. I couldn't find a five star hotel So I figured let's get a cabin and a private chef and we can just abuse her in person, you know privately So they get this big cabin and this poor private chef her name is Desiree. She doesn't get to be called by her name though. Chef. Thank you chef.

Could you tell the driver to stop hanging upside down from that pull-out side? It's not an action movie. They all, you know, go run around trying to find rooms. And she's like, bitch, you gotta claim your territory. And she grabs this pillow and just starts like putting it up her vagina. And wow, it's never too soon to bring those syphilisacirius signs to be there

that we haven in West Hollywood. She gets what she wants though. She gets her room and seems pretty happy. Yes. So then Mike is, you know, getting shellac in his room. And he's like, where in the woods, yo? You know how those romantic comedies go? No chemistry?

And then the woods. Boom. I know how this works. What is he referring to? I was like, what were we into comedy? Are you watching? It's like I met a girl named Blair in the woods and like she was a witch, she was hot.

And every time I got a boner, I'd be like, come over here baby. And then she like face a corner, so hot. So hot. So hot. Hamprints on the wall. That's how you know a top. She's living a shack in the wall. That's how you know it's hot. She's living a shack in the woods. Creepy, but hot, dangerous. So they were there. That's a hot name.

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music or wonder ya. Bura Crapin's commercial. So dinner is getting served. I'm not sure if anybody needs a fresh enough. They had really good salad. Like the food looked really good. The chef was great. I know. She's like, these are grilled beets and carrots. And they're like nachos, please.

Yeah. nachos would be great. Do you have any sauce? There's a sauce. So Gigi and Destiny have a cigarette outside. And Destiny's asking about her marriage to Shalom. Now this marriage just happened last season and they were in this huge fight. They were all in New York to see Gigi's off Broadway premiere of that. Girls tell you to have sex like a gay guy would do it or whatever

that show that she doesn't. No she doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't. Yes. Stop. How dare you. It's called the Gigi show which was originally called the Sonia Morgan show, okay? That whoever wrote that is just a bravo whore. Yeah, they are and I love that it's also like those three women are very Different like vibes, but I love it. He's like just cycle him out in the same role. Yeah Well, it's not like Fiddler around the roof for there's just like one kind of tevja, you know? They're like give a random thirsty hoe and put her in this show. I know, but it's just like really speaks to like the character development that it's like anyone can play her.

Well, every season that someone does it from whatever show, you get to see a little clip of the show while they're rehearsing and it's wow. Yeah, oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna show you how to give up blood job to a banana. Oh god. Just fucking nuke us already. How are we still here? It's not I'm surprised it's not up for any Tony Awards. It's a really long-running show with an eclectic cast. G's like stabbing up a man I and calling it Tony. I love that she stabbed a tree. I'm gonna have to like Google that set. That's so like raw before.

It was on a camping trip. They're like, let's talk to Gigi. And she's like, you know what? Fuck you guys. What kind of friends are you? Oh, she stabbed a tree and they're like, oh my God. Something's happening with Gigi. I'll say. She has a sword in her house that she threatened to kill her sister with. Oh, a power move. I'm not at a sword level, but I aspire to be like sword level someday.

Yeah, Katana. I think that also is like, yeah, Coke involved. Whenever you get a sword, it's like a surefire sign that you're on some sort of emphatamine. Well, that's what's so terrifying about this show because they do turn on each other really quick. Most of them have weapons and they are always, I'm sure you noticed in this episode, but they are always like, I didn't know it. Okay.

I'm like such a naive person when it comes to anyone doing like Coke. Like I'm just like, everyone's like really hyper. Like I don't know. I feel like they're like really excited to be in big bear. Like I never noticed that kind of stuff. And then I was wondering because I'm now on to like the Vanderpump rules. Like I know what they're up to. But like with this crew, I was wondering do they do drugs? Do they not like what's their stance on drugs? I have no idea, but judging from their behavior, and you know, it's just one of those things you see when you've done it.

Like, I'm not gonna be a hypocrite about it, you know. I'm not really anti-cook. I'm more of a like, do your job, kind of a person. But yeah, they act so crazy that I'm assuming. But I'm also like the drug police. I call out everything. I even looked up different pupil sizes for different drugs so I can tell what people are on. That's how sick I've gotten at this job.

That's smart. You're like the FBI. Yeah, I'm getting smart, you guys. I mean, only about drugs, really. You have a degree. Maybe I'm pretty enough from I, you know, smart. I ate tofu sometimes. Intimidating. So, let's see. They talk about Shalom, who she's been married to for, I think, like, five minutes.

And, uh, Gigi goes, you know, it's just, uh, after we aloved, which I can't even believe I just said the word aloved. After we aloved, like, I just saw sides to him that I hadn't seen before. Okay, so then they showed this clip where he's like,

running at the camera's double fuck youing them. And he's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. This is before they even got engaged. Wow. So she was in like an abusive relationship. Well, no, I don't think he abused her. They're both just crazy people. You know, they're in a group who will scream at each other in a restaurant

And then you're trying to take the girl's side and be like oh my god You need to run girl and then they're making out at the uber stand. Yeah, okay So let's see Destiny's like you know I see all the see through all the bullshit that she puts up, but she's just a little girl inside Which is gonna get fucked over this year, Destiny. Oh, Destiny is. I think so. Oh, she's going on Tinder, like this whole setup

for like her dating journey. This is my truest nightmare, I think, of like being having to do like Tinder or Bumble on a reality show and be like, oh, through that process and then have like date randoms on camera. Like I'd rather die. Yeah, especially when you have like zero interest. She said 19 times, like I have zero interest. Yeah. But later it turns into crying and she's like, it's because I didn't have a dad. You know, which I was like, same, but would I go on a show and do this? No

And they're also giving her that like traditional bravo storyline of I'm gonna go find my dad guys. Oh Another thing I would Yeah, so mj calls Tommy and he's like, Hey, babe! What's you doing? I'm growing the hair back on my chest! So... She saw you this morning. Yeah. Tommy's like, I love you, babe.

Like, I love, I believe in their love. I need to. They're a cute couple. They are a cute couple. I'm excited for them. She's like, you should get a weave on it. So she tells us, you are quarterly and buy it to our wedding and buy a dress because that's black tie. Also, just to catch you up, she got engaged for this like death-to-dating party that she had

in the Hollywood cemetery, which is why she was getting engaged in a wedding dress. Okay, I was wondering wondering why everyone was wearing black in the background, like what this event was that they're engaged in to play. Now I know. I forgot the exact title, but it was something, it was like a funeral for being single or something.

And then, I don't know, it was weird. So, Deanna Riss Reserve, the chef hates them. Resa, here's a toast to my beautiful friends. I can't wait to ruin when he realizes you. I think I'm gonna start with Destiny and her absentee father. Yeah. And then Mike goes, you guys, are you happy where your life has ended up today?

Here, now. And then he reveals he's like I'm not I Love whoever brings up a toast. It's like it's just an excuse to tell everyone like how bummed out you are Everyone great nobody's gonna ask me terrible. I'm not happy. Yeah, I hate my life He goes after my divorce I party, you know I spread my seed. That was so gross. Oh so disgusting It's like a weed, but I'm not that tiger who wants to hunt If you were a tiger, I would actually be behind Jimmy John's right now. He doesn't want to hunt. He just wants to like he yeah, it's very obvious like he doesn't want to try. Yeah

Yeah, he wouldn't be like half-complementing and insulting women in the same sentence. I love that he's just like, oh yeah, I'm just sick of dating. Instead of just admitting the truth, which is no woman, even in Hollywood, wants to fuck some gumbah in a full face of makeup and man-scaped eyebrows and a row of plugs that aren't even dug yet. Just a minute. Once you realize what a sad loser you are, you can really be in the place to find somebody. Yeah, you just have to accept and then move on knowing that,

and loving that part about yourself. Yeah, exactly. Fine-break control is my advice. So Gigi is like, you know what, Mike? Which Gigi giving advice to anybody is amazing. So whatever she says is going to be amazing, but she goes, you know, like if you didn't do that damage, you wouldn't have learned the lesson you learned. What lesson did Mike learn? No, he didn't learn any lesson, but I was like, in that moment, I was like, yeah, she's right. There's no lesson learned. Trust me, trust me right now.

So, MJ is like, you've had so much growth and Mike does all of us have. What are you people talking about? You just like a abused, a pregnant woman for an entire season last year. What are you people talking about? I love this because I truly, as like a new new viewer was like, you know what, they have all grown. They are very different. Like, I was like proud of all of them except Mike. I

hate him. Mike is horrible. Mike has really been one of the, at least the other ones have learned to pretend that they're growing. Um, But Mike is just getting worse. Like he was actually sweet and cute at first. I thought, but he's really gotten bad. So Mike, let's see here, we can start skipping through some of this stuff. But that MJ and Resa talk about how they fucked. That was crazy. That was really weird, right? Mm-hmm. Because he's like, a lot of people are new with this, but we fucked. And she's like, no, we didn't. And he's like, yes, we did, we totally did it.

Like, nah, nah. Which I don't really know what Resa would even consider fucking, but. Yeah, that whole thing made me really uncomfortable because I was like, clearly, she doesn't really want to talk about it or like admit it, but he's pushing the narrative. And then she's like, okay, we did. And then now knowing about his history

with his girlfriend, I'm like, oh, you know, he holds that over her and brings it up all the time. I'm sure. Yeah. Well, what made it awkward for me is because she said, we did, okay, fine, we were kids, and he was coming out of the shower, and I just felt really creepy.

The whole thing just made me feel really creepy. It was like when James and Lala had sex, and she was like, I don't remember, it was blocked out the whole time. And that was like another, it was just like, it's like, hi, that's called rape. Yeah. So, thanks for making this a fun scene on a bravo show,

but you might not call somebody. I love the bravo attitude about it. It's just like, ha ha, and then like moving on. That's bravo for you. That's bravo. That's bravo. It's protecting their women. So, having this discussion because Reset and MJ are cuddling in bed, you know, because they're women. So then so they're having this discussion because Resa and MJ are cuddling

in bed, you know, because they're besties and Gigi comes in and she's like, what are you guys doing? Cuddling and she's like, yeah, I better call Tommy and see if it's okay with him. And she's like, that's ridiculous. If I was cuddling and if I slip with Shervin and I'm not going to call Shalom and tell him, I mean, that's I'm like you're getting divorced. So yeah Advice stop divorcing people like people in the midst of divorce love to be like I'm still married Like as though it means something. Yeah, like they play it up. Well, it means you can still cry About it a lot, you know, I'm. I'm going through this terrible divorce. You're only going through

it because there's a time requirement that you have to wait in California. Yeah. I'm married. So she starts trying to give advice and then she's like, I wouldn't call my man. You know, they're supposed to be trusting a relationship and MJ says, yeah, but you have fucked up values. to be trusting a relationship and MJ says, yeah, but you have fucked up values, so. And Gigi says, oh, you're gonna come, but just, she's like, oh, you're gonna come after me in my resignation, shit, that's a low blow. Like, what good friends I have.

Hmm. So this show is really good. Like, they're not gonna fuck around. They're already setting up the first fights. Yeah, in this, because they fight like crazy on the show, right? Yeah, they're not gonna fuck around. They're already setting up the first fights. Yeah, in this, because they fight like crazy on the show, right? Yeah, they're always really dark. And they've got really, really, really deep in dark.

And then they're like, okay, I forgive you, let's eat. Shh. That's nuts. I can't, like, it floors me for like months at a time if I ever get in like a screaming match with a friend. I'm like, I might never wake up at one last. a friend. I'm like I might never recover from this. Like, you have one friend that that even happens with and it's happened a couple of times and both times I leave it like I will never be okay. Like, I'm never

gonna be able to forget this even if I forget it. Like I turn into a total drama queen and I'm like, I know that and I really have not ever been able to change. Like I've always looked at that person differently. Yeah, if that happens, I'm just like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, but I loved it. They're just like, the high turn of a rate for screams. Yes. Like turn them in. That's kind of soothing as like an outsider to watch, but like just because it's like I would never want that in my own life.

Oh, it stresses me out. By the end of every season of the show, I'm like, never again. I thought they show. Like my feelings get hurt watching this show. Like I get so upset. I've I've ranted and raved like, right? And Ben's just like Ronnie, like,

see, are you really upset? Like it'll be after the show and I'm still mad. He's like Ronnie like see are you really upset like it'll be after the show and I'm still mad he's like you need to like calm down and say like awful things to each other yeah just being like oh your baby's a bastard and you know you're just you're just with him for his money and that's why he'll never come on the show because he doesn't want to stoop down to your level I mean just just mean the whole people. God. God, they're so fun and wonderful to you. Yeah, I can't wait. So Gigi has like a pretend cry cry because she's like trying to convince people she feels. And then the brother and sister show up the new cast members, Nima and his sister Mona.

the new cast of members, Nima and his sister Mona. And Nima, he has a daughter in his mouth, but he's also kind of a nerd, so I'm not really sure how to like imitate Nima yet, but he's really like, something to hear about him. I'm into him, like I think that he, I like his like crazy attraction to Gigi. I think he's so cute. He's very cute.

And then when he starts talking nerd, like when you find out he's a total nerd, that makes me like him even more. But then to find out he has a girlfriend and he's really just here to bang Gigi is so disturbing and sad. And I'm like, I don't fit in here. Yeah, everyone is like wanting to cheat on their significant others.

On camera. It's like they're they get married for months and then they get divorced and then it's like they're devastated about the divorce and then they're like, well, I have a girlfriend but and it's like, well, you wonder why your relationships are like in shambles. Like you're just doing this over and over. Yeah you're a horrible fucking human being. So he's here under you know the guys of just being Mona's brother who's dating Mike for two seconds and he's like oh I'm very excited to be here because I could have a frot rose for the Mona and Mike love saga, which is awkward because that's my sister

And Destiny calls us out later, but they totally act like a couple Yeah, they do. I love Destiny becoming a detective in that moment. She was not having it. She's very suspicious Yeah, she's just sitting there kind of squinting at them like hmm yeah. I'm just like um you've got something on your face. What is it? My finger? Oh, they have that weird thing where it's like I read like there's books about this but and it mostly happens with like daughters and fathers, but it's like where you've been separated from like a family member for a long for your whole life and then you meet them once you're like grown and then have like an attraction to them. They definitely like have whatever that is going on. Oh my god, that is so southern what you just said. Yeah, it's like it's like a very common thing that happens. I know I've always read that in the South though. Like every it's like every story. Yeah, for whatever reason, I've read a few

stories like that that come out of the South. And I'm like, is that a Southern thing? And I from Texas, which I know isn't considered real Southern. And I didn't hear about that stuff growing up, but it seems like there's been a lot of that in the news the past few years. So much of it in the news. It's like a step, the world is really getting gross. Yeah, it's a total thing. So this is also a cast that we'll talk about who they're gonna fuck and who they want you to fuck all just together, even in front of new people.

Resist says, I'm not the cupid type, but if I could hook up Gigi with some Puneini, it would be a win for me because I wouldn't have to listen to Gigi. It would win be a win for the trees because they wouldn't be getting stabbed. It would be a win for the guy. Well, I mean, let's count him out. But the rest of us win. Win-win-win-win-win-win. So he's telling Nima, I'll give you pointers. I know how that machine works. It's very stabby. I'll give you pointers. I know how that machine works. It's very stabby. And me, it's like, oh, you know, don't worry, Gigi, we're just talking about the Lexus.

Yeah. That's a good car, huh? They love like a loud whisper talk about each other. And then it's like Gigi knows they're talking about her too, that it's all a game that they play together. I like sure that Gigi together. I like it. Sure that Gigi knows, because I feel like the only thing Gigi can hear half the time is, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

like there's some creepy carnival song going on in her head. And also one of her story, Gigi's story lines are either that she's murdering nature or that she has a disease. Like every year she has a new, she has a new. every year she has a new she has a new what's her disease one of them was something where her finger it's like what do you call it where your joints are older people get arthritis yeah it was something like that some room at white arthritis yes

room at white arthritis thank you god we'd be a good on a game show together room at white arthritis and then the next she's like, I've always been deaf. And so she... Always? Really? Always? That's not like something you always have been. If you're just saying it now, after being a team, I've always deaf.

This show is fucking gold, I'm telling you. That was last year, it was like her deaf storyline, I think Wow So maybe she didn't hear them so there Or maybe she pretended didn't hear them. Yeah, so they're getting ready to go out Nima has on this bright like this neon yellow suit ski suit and a bright pink wine glass holder around his neck. I mean and a bright pink wine glass holder around his neck. I mean, everything about this guy says, this is your husband, right?

Like, this is the kind of guy you marry, like kind of a nerd. Yeah, like I kind of ship him in Gigi, like I want them to like figure it out. He clearly is just like really into her. Yeah, and I, and she's not sure if she's into him because as she said she's like I can't all I all I really care for is hotness and wealth. Yeah. She said she's never been in love. I cheat she says a lot of things. I mean she's just like a

sayer. She's like that thing. Okay. Like you just got married. I've always been deaf. Yeah. I've always been blind. I wouldn't put it faster honestly. I don't even know what you guys look like I've never seen you before. I'm literally blind. That's why she stabbed a tree. She meant to stab a human. She thought it was her as a, but I'm glad I was just blind. Yeah. I don't think it'd be good for Gigi, because a guy that says all my common sense goes out to window when I see this person, that just means that she could just ruin his life. And I feel like she would love to do that.

Yeah, she sets herself like ruin his life. And I feel like she would love to do that. Yeah, she sets herself up right at the beginning. She's like, you know, I have these feelings and then sometimes they just get out of control, which means I'm gonna abuse you. Yeah. And you're gonna just have to like sit there and take it. Right. And Ressa tells him, you know, he's like,

look, I see that you're feeling cool, Nessa, but before she comes up here, she'll skewer you, got you, and serve you to the peasants. And Nima's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I got this. I got this. And then drinks from his pink wine glass, Cousie. He loves it. So then he announced Mona's like,

aren't you for getting a bachelor girlfriend? And he rest his like, you have a girlfriend? He's like, well, kind of. I mean, I have this girlfriend who is just like, when I was going through my divorce, like she was my friend, and then when it was appropriate for us to be together, then we were together.

I'm like, okay, so you were married, you cheated with this chick, and now you're gonna cheat on this chick to find a new chick. Yeah, I love he's like, it's not always perfect, but and then it shows that psychotic picture of them at like some sort of like prom event or something where they're like laughing hysterically again, but like overlapping. Yes, like he's dipping her back kind of.

Yeah, and she's like, ah! And like, it's just like, she's wet. And and there in between two like house plant trees. Yeah, it it seems very, very, like I got it. I got the wrap up. Oh, so let's see here. They basically go skiing and then go to lunch, right? Yeah. I don't know how many notes you've taken, but we're coming up on the hour and I'm like, okay, we've made it through 10 minutes of the show.

I love it. That's how I am on set on sex and unique podcast. I just like have Like resigned myself to the fact that the episodes are gonna be like 10 hours long I know I was surprised, but I also fucking loved it when I came how long was or it was like two hours And that's a week you would come on our show and then two hours. Yeah, I talked about the interpen brules for four hours I think in a day once because I talked to you guys about an episode and then had a recording later. So there's been moments where it's been lots of Vanderpump.

I know people bring up that show all the time because it's amazing. And they're like, oh my god, what the gossip on Vanderpump? And they're like posting it. I don't want to know. Like, I need a break. Yeah, there was only, I've never really gotten burnt out on it except for one month where I was doing bonus episodes for my patrons and also like producing episodes just for the world. And I was like, that double up of doing like eight episodes

a month, like it was, it was a great. I was like I never want to hear about these people ever again. No kidding. That's kind of how I feel about this season, but I do love that it's gonna turn on Billy Lee. Okay. Yeah. Okay, and clear that. I say I hate talking about it and then I'm like let's talk about it for 10 hours. Yeah, no, I'm saying. So then we get, they go to lunch after they ski. And this poor waitress is like, hello, how are you? And you said, we need some alcohol, fireball.

She goes in some coffee or something. She's like, no. No. And the music stops as the waitress judges. Mm-hmm. And then the reason that I will always watch a show, even if it weren't for crap, and I would still watch every episode of the show because they actually eat on this show. I don't know how they do it, but they can eat. Chili cheese fries, chicken strips, pickled

jalapenos, ranch dressing, hot sauce on the side, and she goes, bring us lots of sauce. We're Persian. Whatever that means. Yeah, I didn't know that was like a specific. I was like, I love sauce too. Uh oh, you better go look for your father. I never know. So let's see, Nima puts it perfectly because it's his first time being out with them.

And he's like the amount of food these people ordered is insane And they're like sharing sauces and licking their fingers the amount of saliva sharing So let's see Mona's like guys, you know, I was saying being pigeon. It's really hard and LA because everyone's so clicking Like especially if you don't speak Farsi and like you don't speak Farsi It's kind of what she was just talking about, guys. Yeah. I love their, like, learning about their family histories.

Like, that's really interesting to me. Yeah, this is really disturbing this story that she tells. Yeah, it was fucked up. Their parents got divorced when she was two, and he was four. And then they left it, she puts it like well they left it up to the kids to decide who to go with and he chose the dad and I chose the mom so we didn't see each other until we were adults like grown up and then he tells it and he's like well actually when they when they told us we were

getting divorced my mom had been gone a long time so my sister ran towards my mom just because she hadn't seen her. And my dad got really hurt and thought that she was choosing the mom. I mean, a two-year-old. I mean, she was choosing the mom and I felt so bad for my dad. I went to hug my dad and that's how they decided who they were getting in the divorce. This is insane. Like, what grownups act like when grownups act insane in divorces,

it only destroys children's lives. Yes, it makes you feel so bad for them. You need everyone shits on Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin for like consciously uncoopling, but they really are like that's actually everyone needs to be doing that. Oh my god, you love your Gwyneth. I love her. Any chance I can bring her into anything. I'm like taking it back to Goop, but like, when...

I... I... I... I... I... I... I love it. You made me some delicious blueberry muffins from there.

Yeah, Blikes blueberry muffins. They were so good. They were so good. Um, but yeah, I think you're right. And this is terrifying. And really, no one on this show has like a happy, you know, story really about growing up. But this one, it takes the cake, even for this show. And I mean, even MJ says, with all due respect, that's fucked. Okay. Yeah. I'm talking about a dodgeball. Yeah. So, Res is like, boom! Hits her in the head with the dodgeball.

She's like, okay, well, now it's dodgeball. So then, Res is like, tonight, me and M. Cherry are gonna cuddle and figure out how to ostracize everyone else from her wedding planning. Well, you guys go have a double date. And then Mike says, yeah, thanks for the double date bro, but why would you try to cockblock me with her brother? Like, if anything, that'll be the one time she gets turned on around you. Yeah, like he's actually like, revving her engine. Yeah. So let's see, then we get a shot

of everybody getting ready and Mona and Neema are here in the room and he's like, I'm about ready to drop my pants. You cool with that? She's like, oh you. So you got something on your face? Stick her finger in his mouth. I like Mona, like she's really hot and I want her to, I don't want her and Mike to be together She oh no, she they won't be probably find out at the end for sure

Yeah, but she's she's beautiful. She's really smart and she's really not thirsty like She's not thirsty enough to sleep with him just to have a place on the show, you know? Yeah She's just kind of there and like she power moves everyone by like ordering a literal salad with like 300 calories. Yeah, and no cheese. No cheese. And I was like around this crew, that's like a hate crime what you've just done. So they go to dinner and Mona goes, well, this is such a snow town place and she'sigi's like, I know she goes, no, I mean, it's nice. So they order and Gigi goes, okay, let's test his intellect. My only requirements are health and wealth. I mean, he could eat more, but wealth, I mean, he drives the Lexus.

And I think she's dissing the Lexus, right? Yeah, I think so. I couldn't understand what she was saying exactly. I think she's saying he's hot, but you can't tell if Alexis is nice, because it's just like an upgraded Toyota at the end of the day. Yeah, it's like a dependable luxury vehicle, but it's not like just luxury. Yeah, it's just like Lexus is gross to Gigi. Yeah.

By the way, Gigi's never had a job. OK, so. She just have family money. I guess. And this now, but she's never had a job. She tried selling Gigi extensions one time with her sister, but then almost stabbed her in the face. So they had to go working together.

Maybe Gigi's just meant to be like a solo entrepreneur. Will time will tell I guess. Yeah. We're just having kids. See, literally, did threat misdap her sister. That's not made up. No, I love that. So, so MJ tries to start this. Let's find your dad storyline or let's go on Tinder storyline with Destiny Which shows what a good friend MJ is because Destiny's fun and she's sweet and she has a lot of like Good person energy to the show and humor which is showed really doesn't have well They have humor, but not like good person stuff, but she really has nothing going on So yeah, yeah, she needs it. Yeah, she needs it.

Yeah, she needs it. So then back at the date, Mona is trying to find out what Mike's about. You know, she's trying to like see past the magnetic eyelashes to see what Mike's about. They go on so easy. Rosepricks just got a magnetic lash sponsor called two cosmetics and I got some in the mail the other day and I'm like I love that they sent these to me. Well, they just sent them to you?

Yeah, you know to like try out the product. I love that. But I got like a whole box. They sent me so many and I was like oh I should give these to Stephanie. It's like fuck that. I'm wearing these, okay? Yeah. How are they?

You love? I haven't tried yet. I'm waiting for the weekend. Yeah. Good night tonight. Yeah, tonight's it. So my mother decided to find out more about Mike. And she's like, so, you know, you said you want a kid.

She's like, yeah, I see it spreading stun. So like, guess what? Like, don't shoot me. I'm not that tiger now she's like well what's your ideal life now living in LA oh no she's asking Gigi this right living in LA traveling like I want tradition but I also see my kids spending summer in Europe you know and homeschooling and Michael's oh my god I want my kids to be homeschool too which is terrifying yeah I know Mm-hmm and Gigi's like um that's risky

Michael teats into bastard rate that's all he's teaching that Money goes I don't mean I want a homeschool them. I mean hire somebody to homeschool them and my goes No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, why wouldn't you do it? Why wouldn't you she's like because I want a life and he goes oh, you know No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in the philosophies and they're like, while you aren't, you and I clearly don't have the same philosophies. So. Because he said she wants to hire a tutor. Like that you did for him. He's like, you need a very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich man, okay?

And you know what, you'll find him because you're stunning. So he'll give you whatever you want. Like he's mad that she wants to go to Europe and have tutors. Yeah. So they get back to the house and, well, Nima flirts with Gigi, gross. Then they go back to the house. And unless you had something to say, please feel free to say. No, that was like their dinner. I just like Gigi being a nightmare and Nima being into her. being a nightmare and Nima being into her.

Yeah, because he's serving her and stuff and then she shares Mike, Mike goes, I told you, like her, you share philosophies. Like, I like to serve food, she likes to be served. So it's like philosophies. Yeah, philosophies. And then Gigi's like, I bet your girlfriend likes your philosophies too. And Mike goes, she doesn't have a girlfriend.

He goes, actually, why do? And then everyone laughs. Yeah. And she doesn't like. Of course, girlfriend. I know. I love that he's already decided he's going to cheat on her and barris her, dump her, and everything on camera. But he couldn't even do this before he left.

Yeah. And also, it's like, what if she's watching the show can you imagine dating someone they're like I'm gonna be on a reality show and you're like fun babe and then you watch the first episode and they're like shitting on you like this. Yeah it's like babe babe. Babe. He's in home like throwing all his babes out the window. Yeah. Um, so let's see here.

Gee, Mike's like, where are you flirting with my friend then? He goes, he's beautiful. And Gee, he's like, oh, I am like so flattered right now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha philosophy. Also, like, that's not necessarily like a philosophy. Like, they're not really using that term correctly, but I appreciate it. That's what makes it so good. He doesn't know what he's talking about. My philosophy is I don't share food. Not a philosophy. It's a really like McDonald's. Not a philosophy. No, not a philosophy. No not a lot of So they go back to the house and Mike's like whoa guys, they were like vibing the whole night, okay? That's my review. That's my trip advisor review

For stars for them because they were vibing the whole the whole night and Gigi's like I totally was expecting that like Gigi's like on some other level right now. Yeah, I was like and what about you Mike And he missed it. Well, they seem to like each other okay, but she needs a wealthy man And resist standing there with or Mike standing there with his arms crossed and resist is where your arms crossed You're just standing there so aggro Yeah, Mike is like about to explode. And then Mike's like, well, you know, like I like some of her philosophies

and some of them I don't, okay? And she goes, it feels like you hate me a little. I don't hate you. I'm just disappointed in you, okay? I'm just disappointed in you. For wanting a tutor, you guys. Yeah. And he's like, well, I guess we'll never be together.

You would just be a friend to me, but that's okay. Yeah. Like trying to game her. Yeah, you know what? I'm putting you in the friend zone right now. So your friend's on, but you know what? We're going to be friends because the philosophies that you have that I like are philosophies I really like.

It's just the other ones I don't like. Wow. Again, not philosophies. Yeah, she's like, well, how are your philosophies working out? Mr. Baby Shoe Company that like failed in under five minutes. He had a baby shoe company? He had a baby shoe company that was basically shoes that were stolen from old baby.

I've seen them there, like little baby, moccasins and stuff. And he hooked up with these partners in Mexico. And he had this huge party in like someone's condo pool, you know, like the enclosed those LA condos in the valley, who's like all around this pool. Yeah. And he, why baby?

True. Good, those. I think because he's making money from the show. And so he's like, I'm going to be smart because I'm like a businessman, so I'm going to invest my money. And so people talk him into investing and they just all steal his money. Oh my God. That's what I'm guessing.

But it was this baby shoe company. And so he's like, the season finale is going to be at my baby shoe company party. It's my launch. But then the shoes got stuck at the border in Mexico. So he had to drive to Mexico and back with the baby shoes and he was like four hours late for the baby shoe party. Oh, this is tragic. And that's how his end of the season thing popped up. It was like Mike finally made it to his party with the baby shoes.

So he's not going to be going to like spend summers in Europe anytime soon. No, that's why he's so mad. He's really better. He's still really, he's still, this is still all about baby shoes. I'm just saying. And if he had had a tutor growing up, maybe one of them would have been like, hmm, this is a book. It's written by someone named Tony Roberts. Yeah. Make it up. Baby shoes. It's written by someone named Tony Robbins. Yeah. Making up for it.

Maybe shoes. Say, I love like I'm just a random like company like that. That has nothing to do with your life or your life experience, but you're just going to throw everything into it. So the Nima is like, I'm going to go for it, bra. So he takes a Gigi outside. And this is the scene we saw at the beginning, where he's like, you know,

I just wanna take you for a friendly dinner. She's like, yeah, but what if it's more than friendly? Fuck me. And he says, well, you could have a good dinner. It's not gonna kill anyone. I'm like, Shalom well. Yeah, it might kill somebody. Yeah.

So then she giggles, like she's never kissed anybody before, and then refuses to giggle until he buys dinner because the other dinner didn't count because it was a double day and also they charged Russas credit card for it. Yeah, it was on Russas tab. Yeah, so she's requiring a dinner first. And she's basically like, you know, he's not my type, but I'll let him get to know me while I figure out his pin number.

Yeah, I like that. And that brings us to the end of the show's. God, I can't wait. I'm in. I'm hooked now. Yeah, you're gonna fucking love this show. Thank you so much for coming to do this with me. It was so good to laugh at you. Yeah, it's always a pleasure. Everybody go find all of Lars.

Lars is god damn it. Lars, I was gonna say Lars. Lars up. Jesus, God damn it. Larsa, I was gonna say Larsa. Larsa. Jesus, it's not like my dog. That's like my dog. If I, I need to like, con my way on to Shaws of Sunset and I'll go by Larsa. Yeah.

We've already had one Larsa on Bravo, Larsa Pippin. Don't do it. You're perfect the way you are, Shane Ols. So go find Larsa's podcast, um, babe, baby, sub podcast, sex, unique podcast and saving sex in the city three. Also find her on Twitter at Lars Marie or at sub podcast. And as for me, I'm at Ronnie Kerrham.

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