Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion

Episode Date: July 21, 2020

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Even though I don't like the Patriots, I love New England. Okay. Okay. Well, today, there we go. The Shaws of Sunset Reunion Part One, which gets no respect because it is on a watcher app in the live for Union instead of Shaws. So if you don't record watcher happens live, they're going to try and trick you into doing it to listen to a bunch of idiots argue about jingus some more, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly

And in case case you didn't realize Shaz's a sunset wrapped up at season. I don't know like five months ago I don't know what it was it was definitely over a ago. And then someone had the bright idea that these guys, after this crazy, crazy turbulence season, maybe they should have a reunion. So we're getting a reunion. And my personal tie-in to this experience is that while we are recording,

I am also simultaneously checking Amazon because I ordered a little tin of saffron today because I just bought a Persian cookbook. So it all comes together. And the reason why I bought my Persian cookbook is because I was watching Pad Melakshmi presents taste the nation. And on her Persian episode where, ow, I got my sleeve caught in the door. She was cooking with someone who has a cookbook called Bottom of the Pah.

And it looked so undeniably amazing. I just like went out and ordered it and as part of ordering it, I also had to get some saffron. And oh my god, I think it just arrived. This is very exciting. Wow, it's all happening. It's all happening.

Well, I don't know how you can eat after watching this shows, a bunch of dirt bags. It makes me sick to my stomach. They're so mean. They're so mean to each other. And it's like they save up their mean. It's you guys have had time to calm down. OK? Like how are you even meaner coming back to the reunion?

What the hell? Well, it's like that pandemic, pandemic crazies that are all. That's happening to everyone. Everyone is like a little meaner. Everyone should be nicer these days, but instead, everyone's a little meaner. And I say that from experience, because I had to like pull myself away from social media

because I was about to go on another rant. Like I was looking at again, some of our fellow gaze just out there in Speedo's on mass, like groups of 15 at the beach or in apartments, just like, I'm like, why? And I was about to lose my or in apartments just like, I'm like, why? Why? And I was about to lose my mind. I'm like, Ben, don't let the pandemic take over your emotions. Just be cool. You'll be fine. And I think that's what's happening here. I think they have pandemic brain.

Yeah. Well, maybe that's it. I mean, this cast is a pandemic. Okay. This cast this cast is dangerous. You wanted to wear my mask while watching this show. And I was like, you know what? I've had a break. So I'm not going to be as angry watching this show. Nope, didn't work. Didn't work. Although I would like to congratulate Mike on finally accepting his fate and just going bald on camera.

It's nice to see somebody not taking a sharpie to their to their bald spot. You know, I'm as a fellow bald person, I say, you go boy. Yeah, good, good for you, Mike. So the, um, the, the, the reunions, someone's at the pandemic. So the pandemic starts out. Um, we were seeing them all get to a pandemic recap. We really should. That would be hilarious. Recapping the pandemic. So we open up in China, okay?

Okay, so let's see, everybody's getting ready. They're doing that getting ready segment, but they're all at home, so it's all like iPhone footage and stuff. And rest is like, look at me. I am dancing in my backyard! Yeah, he is really trying to push the whole I am extremely happy. Life has never been better. I'm with the man that I love and our relationship is just built on pure bedrock right now. Yeah, we've even got matching cream jackets!

Yeah, we're so hold her. We're gonna hold hands the entire time and it will be very full of love and joy and no one will be squeezing exceptionally hard. And then Nima's like, okay, okay, here's our setup. There's my living room and my cinema camp, which I've got a cinema camp to do this. Nima remains the most excited person to be there at all times. Yeah, it's

that person that he's that new hire that just never stops being happy that he's got a job. Yeah, and he's also like while he's showing us the stuff that he has, I also feel like he's sort of making a pitch as to why we should be setting him business. All right, well, we have here, we have a cinema camp here. It's really exceptional. It's a real game changer. And then these chairs, these chairs are actually the same exact chairs. When we had Edie McClurge sit down and do an Instagram live on behalf of Clorox. And it was a game changer for that brand. Huge brand that chair.

She wants me. Edie McClurge wants me. So that's my basic point, sure. So then Rensus and he's like, Ressa, you look nice. He's like, I look like Mr. Furley and the Mr. Furley, which is so white boy to say, I am so happy and content right now. And he's what I'm trying to say. And then Ressa pulls like high-overtures and goes, destiny.

Your titties are on fleek. My God, way to be like current with your slang there, Mr. Reza. Reza, the decade behind gay. Always. And Mike's like, well, Nima, those teeth, you're gonna pop, bro. I love it. And I love it. I love when you're mad.

I love when you're mad, bro. Let's bring some anger. Mike is wearing a 70s jacket with white. What do you call him? Call her thing. I hate. I hate anything to do with suits. I'm so sorry. They make me comfortable. They make me sweat just looking at them. His exceptionally bad. And um,

Resa and Adam and Mike are all doing kind of a 70s jacket with a weird like Marshall's dad golf button up shirt underneath with a terrible pattern. I'm not sure what's going on here, but it's like they all crammed into oversized dice or something, you know, just like their arms do the hips. Yeah. So, um, uh, and he's like, hey, Ros, a house life during shutdown. And he's like, oh, life has been amazing. We've nicked into a house camp far ahead, because I was worried about the house and Adam didn't so it's only camp far ahead.

And we've been gardening, and Adam's been baking, and I've been eating his pies, and bitch lost 40 pounds, but bitch ate 40 pies too. Happy marriage, happy marriage. I would love to have a close-up shot of all of the new golden stools We've fought for Tommy to throw in the backyard next time I can't agree We've bolted down all the plants. So now we're extra safe

And you know me and Parlina we're quarantining with two children that we're raising together because there's two kids And I'm a dad now, so I'd like to say that Andy I'm a dad and I understand totally what it's like to be a dad now. So that's it. So a Gigi has a baby named Elijah who's seven weeks old and he's just the cutest thing ever. According to Gigi. I mean, I guess. And Andy's like, a destiny. So long. This outfit is stunning. It's old Hollywood glam and she's like Yes, Andy. Yes, I love that you picked up on that Andy. It's not that hard to pick up on it's not like it's not some esoteric style that women do very rarely It's not like you haven't done this like five times during the season. Yeah, some did give you old Hollywood glam. Yeah.

That's like a good idea. Yeah. So, hey, I think there's something wrong with the brightness of my screen. Oh, wait, it's just Nima and his new teeth. Hey, Nima. And then they all smile on camera with the exact same teeth like yeah, I get what you're making fun of but look at this group Exactly and he was he was like oh man, huh, I guess that's just your brand to be so rough on me like why so rough my teeth I mean is that like our thing now do we have like an inside joke? I guess we're like best friends now Andy. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll come to the hamptons Okay, hey, do you hear that street cleaner? Huh? I guess the guest was not street cleaner. It's my toothbrush my Tino that big

Huh, and Andy's like last but not least MJ house mon live and everybody looks like furious You know that yeah, there he has MJ about a child So now speaking of children the very first segment is Gigi's fertility journey. Gosh, your fertility journey had more bumps than this cast on a really inexpensive trip to Big Bear. Gigi, take it away. So we see all the highs and lows, which were very real. And then, and he's like, so, why did you name your baby son Elijah? I'm asking that as someone else who has a son

Sorry, I was taking a sip I'm trying to say is I have a son She's like well, Auntie I've always really loved Elijah would since I was little he's like What an ex-sex and that answer He's like, wow, what an expecs in that answer. Whoa. Uh, any other strange hobbits that you have? That was upon a hobby. Guess I get it.

Anyway, what will you like giving birth in a pandemic? And James nodding like I have a baby too. So I'm going to just agree to whatever this answer is. Because I also have a baby in a pandemic. I'll just sit here and wait. I'll just sit here and wait. I'll just sit here and wait for somebody to ask me about it. So, Gigi, if your son is Elijah, does that mean MJ's son is Toby?

Because they were both in the ice storm together. You see what I'm going for here? Who wants to be Sigourney? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Seems like, well, Andy, I was induced and they only let you pick one person to come in and help you because of the pandemic and you know, I would have loved my mother there, but you know, I hate old people and so does COVID. So I picked my sister and you know, Andy, I was really proud of my baby when a little Elijah came out out with him, I've tried to stab that bitch.

Wow, Gigi, you've shown so much growth. I mean, I think this might be the first time you've chosen not to put your mom in harm's way for your own desires. Congratulations. Good point. So Andy's like, oh, no one else has seen the baby and they're like, dude, there's a pandemic happening. I know. Well, Resa saw the baby because Resa's like, well, I actually got to hold the baby the other day. And it was magical. Wow, you know, there's something about holding a baby that just reminds you of the foundation that you built you a very successful marriage

on. It's like when I hold Adam in my arms and sing lullabies to him, my little baby Adam June. I knew we're not supposed to be around babies right now in the pandemic Andy, but there is no law against being around props. So I held that baby for dear life for five seconds and I haven't seen him since. Thanks. So then Andy sort of like what you're saying. He's like, so why hasn't it? What else? Better live. What about Mike and Nima?

And Mike's like, we have a pandemic going on. And Nima goes, I'm blocked. He's like, but I would love to, but I've been blocked. So like, blog, why are you blocked? And so Gigi's answer is to so Gigi. She's like, well, you know, on my social media, Andy, there were some things that I posted that weren't about him.

I mean, look, I did post some things about him. He's like, you slide her in my name. And then we see all these pictures that Gigi posted where she photoshopped Nima out of the picture. Like, she doesn't only cut him out, she literally goes in with like the exacto knife tool on photoshopped. Yeah. Yeah. cut him out, she literally goes in with like the exacto knife tool on photo shots. Yeah.

I mean, it fills him in with the background, so it looks like he was never there. Yeah, and she has some weird logic about how she felt like she had to argue with him on social media. And so then if she's, then she says like, if I'm not going to talk about about you, I'm gonna make it very clear on my social media that I'm talking about you. And I was like, I don't understand this, but okay, sure. Yeah, so he's like, it's called, I'm I bullying Auntie, someone who hates you for no reason. So that's basically what that is.

Well, all right, well, Reza, the viewers wanna know why you were so sensitive about Gigi's baby, but not sensitive towards MJ's baby and MJ almost died Can you answer that I will be sitting next to a disco ball snoopy During this very sense of question. Thank you. And of course Resa has no good answers Well, unfortunately, I'm doing I would have different place in our friendship and go nessa and I were in a beautiful great place in our friendship and by that what I mean is go nessa is someone who speaks to me and MJ is someone who said something I heard and I didn't think it was a very nice thing so even no she's my friend of 30 years I didn't like the thing that I heard that she had said so I decided

not to support her on her deathbed and then MJ, and you regret it. MJ is coming into this like the lawyer at the end of Matlock, who is Matlock by the way, who has all the evidence is gonna make the person admit everything. But she like forgets the case. She forgets things that have happened in the case. She forgets who she's defending. Like she forgets everything that happened the season. Yeah, and doesn't do a great job.

She's a movie lawyer because a movie a movie lawyer, because a movie lawyer, like it doesn't really matter what the rules of the court are. They just come in and make a speech, and they have like weird things that there's, you know, she's my cousin Vinnie. Yeah, she's very like, and you, and you. Wait, what was I saying again? Like she just keeps trying to get really bad.

So she's like, and you regret that, Raza. And he's like, obviously I regret it. I would be biting my upper lip nervously, worried about whatever evidence you brought today. And she's like, well, we'll need to get to that when Andy says we're ready and not when we're ready. Cause I'm not Russian. I'm Persian.

Yeah. It was like this weird moment. I'm like self Moderation I guess she's like let me tell you something when we get to this point on the reunion rundown Which people get to I will be angry but for now we're at a different point so think about that Yeah, and Abby like good one and take good one So Michelle from Bloomington, wassano if you've gone back to smoking pot Gigi and I spoil her alert. I just saw you smoking a big old blind.

Yeah. So Gigi has never breastfed because she had to get back onto her rheumatoid arthritis med. So she's just been smoking pot all along, which is great. I think that's, I think that's, you know, I think it's great to be in an altered state when you're just, it's just you and your baby. Although that sounds so prudish, because I totally support smoking up. I don't know. I have, now I sound like a prude. I get, I'm so conflicted while I have, I have, I have so many emotions. It's hard to understand. And I just know that people were saying things about me. Look, did I, it well enough away from what I just said? That's what I'm trying to do. Well, yeah, I don't know if being wasted while you have a newborn is really a great idea, but I don't know. I mean, you could eat their arm, you know.

True. Actually, again, Gigi's case, it probably would help. Yeah, but also Gigi has her mom there taking care of the kid. You know, Gigi's not sitting there taking care of that kid alone, you know. Uh-huh. Uh, so she's like, well, um, I smoked immediately. Yeah, I gave it four days and was immediately fucked up. He's like, great! So MJ, what are qualities that make Gigi a good mom?

And did you reach out to her? And MJ's like, um, excuse me, I am probably the only one who sent her a hand written note. I talked to her about IVF in 2018 and what makes her an amazing mother is that she's doing it all by herself. And Resa's like, hypocrite, when Usy did it, she was having a bastard child. Which you were totally, I buy remember correctly, which I may not remember correctly I seem like Resid did not receive the stand that res is making about MJ calling Asa's child a bastard child is today is not much stronger than it was back on that season if I remember correctly

Yeah, I think that's the season he turned on Asa got rid of her remember he yeah teamed up with MJ was finally Asa's turn Exactly Sun got rid of her. Remember, he teamed up with MJ. It was finally Austin's turn. Exactly. So, yes, MJ is like, yeah, I sent a note. And then MJ is like, you know what? Back then, I was completely emotionally broken. My dad was in a horrible place. And I was half a bottle deep in Patron.

So that's why I was saying those things. And Gigi's like, so you're saying that because you were going through something, that was your excuse. But when I was going to do my pain And I was picking up the bottle you guys out of me completely What are you even talking about like literally what are you talking about like what is GG's pain? I've Jesus pain from this past season was real and what she went through was serious She's not pain. She's always got every season. She's got some like horrible thing that she can say to reunion. I was going through this.

It's like it was it was this the pain of I don't even know what her pain was. I mean because you're right. It's always something and it's always like, oh well me and Shalom. I didn't work out. I'm like, well, because it was a bullshit relationship in the first place, you know, like, yeah. Yeah, it's always, it was the rheumatoid arthritis, which is a real thing. I'm not saying that's real, but there was that. And then there was the shalom thing. And then there was like the sister stuff. Happen by the things. Yeah, there's a lot of things. The point is, the point is this. Yeah, I don't know. I think the point is this is that MJ was legitimately going through like a horrific horrific time and she was deeply miserable and she was projecting it onto Asa. And by the way, at that time, we railed on MJ for saying that it was a bastard baby. I hope we did at least. Yes, of course. It was just it was an horrific thing to say, you know,

it was also kind of funny to watch, but still horrific. Grifit for them, sort of funny for us. So she's like, can I answer the question? And she's like, it takes you five hours, sweetie. And MJ's like, well, something, Resa doesn't understand because he can never, ever have a child. Is that when you become a mother, it changes you. And she's like, that's not fair. Guys, we know that men can't have

children. Yeah it's not something we need to all cry about it through you. I'm afraid that Gigi may have like mistaked in the movie junior for a science special on PBS. It's like no it was not. How dare you say fair. You know, like, men can be parents, gay men can adopt babies, men can understand the joys and the thrills of parenthood. I don't think a man will ever truly understand what it's like to be pregnant. I'm saying that only because men cannot physically ever be pregnant. That's the only reason why I say. I'm going to go out on the limb here. I'm going to go out on the limb. So M.J. is so decenies like. Yeah, but yes, it didn't change you when you had a baby and you said you wanted a fuck my dad to find him. What about that M.J.? What about that? Yes. Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy related to each other. I appreciated the sentence because it gave me something to think about, but it really made no sense to me. Destiny is trying very, very hard. I mean,

Destiny and Nima both try very hard. Nima's more obvious about it. Destiny just, like, there was one point in this where Destiny tried to pretend she was crying, and then they still never talked to her, so she just stopped and like dropped the whole act immediately. Yeah. It's like, you know that they're not cutting away from you, right? So MJ is like, um, excuse me as someone who actually wrote a handwritten letter to Gigi and then followed it up with a gift of Arthur, both the cartoon and the Dudley Moore movie. I covered all my Arthur basis. I have to say I have zero respect for you, Destiny. You're a liar from your weave to your toe. Okay. Stop talking. Let Andy ask the question. And Andy's like, well, MJ has reached out to Gigi. So Gigi is the relationship back

on track? Or is you eating rolled up meat assigned that it's not back on track? It's like no, Andy, not back on track. And now I have salami fingers. Okay. This is the first time I've ever seen her give value to her mistakes. Whatever that means. So who? Friends with Gigi anyway, like who cares? Gigi's a monster. Like congrats on your baby. You're still a fucking monster. Okay. I don't care whether anybody says. So Reza, people don't buy your friendship with Gigi. They think that you're just trying to replace MJ and they don't understand why Gigi was able to forgive you for your actions. And Reza doesn't really answer that.

He goes, well, Gigi attacked my husband very savagely. I mean, have you ever, have you ever seen someone conflying out a door and bump into you by accident and cause some of the flowers to lose their petals that you were holding in your hand and then you want to put some scratches, it was just awful. And you know what, we've all made mistakes, that's my point. Some of us will just say vicious things about you that will haunt you for the rest of your life and some of us might scratch you on the neck a little bit and break your flowers, it's all terrible.

And he tried to pull a little Neenie leaks here. He said, GG and I were able to forgive each other. I was like, okay. Okay. Discount Neenie leaks. You can sit down there. Yeah. So Andy's like Mike is, um, I don't know.

Is it just like MJ? What do you think about me? About GG. Like, do you think that mean about GJ like do you think that? Oh, thank you. Resas friends with GG just ticket MJ. And you like no, I don't think it's just ticket MJ and then he goes Mike. Oh, be honest. Okay.

I know that's a little bit of a shift from your brand to be honest, but I would like you to consider it. Thank you. So then we come back from commercial and breathe is like, yes, Paulina, you are unfilied. Titties, titties, flicking, flick. Thanks, Plaza. So it's me, Paulina here. So Andy's like, well, when Mike started yet, another season with a new girlfriend, hey remember that, Swiffer you dated, was her name Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, I don't think he's ready to settle down. Oh god, he'll never get his shit together. Anyway, Mike is found a unicorn

Someone who's Persian and Jewish Black card Amazing can't believe he's in love Yeah, she's richest fuck of course he's in love. He's gonna do whatever he needs to do at this point Yeah, seriously, she's like thank you Basically a retirement planned with really, really bad eyebrows. She's a, she's an ATM with extensions.

It's like, you know, yeah, it's like, you know, ATM's always like, try to actually they're talking to you. Like, what would you like me to do for you? It's like, you are a computer. Don't talk about me, me, but she's actually the ATM that you could say me about. Yeah.

He's like, I love pressing the button for English only, Andy. Turns me on every single time. Sometimes I talk to Paulina just to check my balance. It's always zero. But still, it's fun. So Paulina, had you watched the show before you gave him a hug here? It's like no Andy never, yeah right Paulina, give me a break. And Mike kisses her hand and laughs like like you're doing great, you're doing great, you're

saying all the things I told you to say you're doing so good. I know he's not controlling it all like everything he does in this is so like oh good job good job oh you did so good, honey. Look how much I love her, Andy. Look at me, Rob, her shoulder very, very aggressively, Andy. This is true love. Look, I gave her a cube of cheese to show her that she's doing such a good job.

That's true love. Paulina, of course, you watch the show. Who would just date Mike? Sorry, who would just date Mike just to date Mike? I do understand why people would date dags today, dags. Because it's like, it's like, you'd date everybody needs to date. I I do understand why people would date bags to date bags because it's like, every belly needs to date. I met Mike. I know. It was like a very funny. I figure what you call that. Is it a spooner? No.

So anyway, Paul Paulina, so end is like, so you never watched this show say, no, I don't. And you know what? Mike was honest about everything right off the bat. I'm like, well, if you don't watch the show, you haven't crossed checked. And if someone being honest right off the bat is just assuming that what they say is true. And Mike has shown that she kind of fudges the truth a lot. So have fun. Is she such a liar, Tush? Because just as she words everything, she's like, honestly, and he was honest about everything which I admired honestly. We co-fit another honest in there, Paul. You know? Alright.

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She ain't no shrinking Violet Kutar! We love you guys! So, hey, hey, Reza, do you think that Paulina is Mike's soul mate? Oh, yes, absolutely. And I'm not just saying this because we're in a turf world for friends between me and MJ. No, I absolutely think that Paulina is perfect for Mike. I loved her for the moment I first met her. And now, as I've realized, she might have a glimmerer of a personality I started to maybe love her a little bit more.

Raza is dressed like a couch in delights, okay? Let's say it like the couch of the husband sits on it delights. Well Mike, it is wild! How much your life has changed! She's like, you know Andy, I wouldn't change a day of my life that led me to this place. I did something right and I couldn't feel more blessed because in all of those things wrong, they led me to who knew that a path to love could be riddled with unsold baby shoes, Andy. You know, it's like that movie Ghostbusters, you know, when Sagooni Weaver from the ice storm and from Ghostbusters is like the looking for the key master

and the key master is looking for the gatekeeper and whatever and they finally find each other. Well I'm the key master. I have the baby shoes and she is my Rick Moranis. And together, oh, sorry. No, you should probably stop this analogy. My background just arrived at the door. I always take Rick Moranis's a period. It's the general rule I have in life.

It is, you know, what Rick Moranis is a period and he, honestly, I think that he should be a hyphen, Sigourney Weaver, on the other hand, if she's not, I don't know if she's an exclamation point or a comma, but whatever she is, it never just ends with Sigourney Weaver. Right. If she's a period in Ncenti, you know, she's like a period. It's a period.

Uh, period. Well, Nima, you have a lot to say about Mike. He's like, the real, the real, the real, the real. Do you see a change in Mike? And Nima's like, oh, Polina has definitely shopped in Mike. Even in our reactions, I apologize to Polina before I meant that. Mike found his showmate, Mike looks like a, you know,

Mike is just looking like he's pooping really differently. He's like, ooh, Nima sucking, oh! It's great. You know, I think it's great that there was a woman out there who could fall in love with a man man whose face looks like a lawnmower You know what I'm saying? I'm really just so happy Mike why were you so hesitant to leave Paulina alone with all of your friends on the vacation? Where you afraid of MJ and he's like bless MJ so you know she feels threatened especially by other females

Jason, you know, she feels threatened, especially by other females. Okay, I've never seen anybody more threatened by females than you. Okay, literally and figuratively. And also Mike's doing this whole thing in this reunion where he's really spiritually centered now because he found a rich person. and we see this a lot of times all these provost shows like someone starts dating a rich person and then suddenly they're like spiritually centered like Lala on Vanderpump rules she's like I think that I need to enter a bean here because I'm rich now so yeah they suddenly now have to well well that's the thing like when you're a gold digger a lot of

times I've been I've been reading a lot about cognitive dissonance, which is a pretty well-known idea that like there are two concepts in your life that don't make sense. So your brain has to like adapt to make them fit together. So like on the one hand, you have the idea of like, I believe in true love. On the other hand, I'm gold digging right now. How do I make sense of that? And the way I make sense of it is I'm not gold digging. I've just matured and I just like the maturity that this person offers me. And that's what's happening here, I believe. Oh, okay. Or it's like gold digging and then you finally get to the end and you get the gold. And then you're like, well, I have actually accomplished my goal, so I am capable now of explaining to other people

what it's like. That's true. It's all wrapped up. It's very multifaceted. Wow, soups. So he's like, bless MJ. So you know, she's threatened by females. And MJ is like, we were just having fun.

You don't tell a woman dating a person why you shouldn't date a person, MJ. And Destiny's like, it were just having fun. You don't tell a woman dating a person, why you shouldn't date a person, MJ. And Destiny's like, it's just rude, Baba. Yes, Baba. Yes, I'm saying Baba now. Yes, Baba. Yes.

So you shut up, Destiny. I like it, Mike's attempt to show that he's not controlling. He tells MJ what she shouldn't say to people. I like that. That's the work. Yeah, man's fighting. Yeah, so then Andrew's basically like, so was it as when you saw the footage back, was it as bad as you thought? Because, you know, Paulina also made it seem like MJ was yelling at her,

and then when you see it back, MJ, of course, is still being kind of inappropriate, but it's much lighter. He's like, you know it was it was not as bad as I thought sort of like Chocolate croissant, you know, I thought it would be just like a full calorie bomb But turns out you can have one once in a while so it's okay MJ you can have for chocolate croissants now, okay? But I mean instead of hyping up your boy like you're supposed to be hyping up your boy and saying like you hit the lottery Paulina and rest is like yes That's what I'm talking about me the ultimate

hype man for Mike always talking about how great Mike is and what a good choice Mike would be remember the time that I had dinner with Jessica and I said Jessica Mike is wonderful he is so wonderful I didn't yet all talk about the fact that he's probably cheated on you and not it's not at all not once That supportive Raza when everybody knows Raza for being supportive Yeah, why don't you hype your boy. Yeah, how about you hype up your best friend who's in the hospital? You can't do your shoes. You can't do your shoe line. You can never do this house by yourself. I've done everything for you You cheated on your wife Yeah, Rasa you're you're a real fucking high boy over there. Yeah, a lot of retake it. How to hate so

Yeah, I then after all this like by the way like so where to pull in an MJ stand and pull in is like I have no problem with her I want to know ever. Um, you know, I just was having a sensitive moment. And it's because people are warning me that she was just like, I'm really toxic person. But these days I'm like more focused on fixing all the wagon wheels that might have been incapable of putting on to my children's toys. Thank you.

And MJ is like, Oh, yeah, people warning you, well, but we're gonna get to that. We are gonna get to that And they just all ignore her again. And he's like, all right next up bros got to blows Right, so I heard it a bravo con resin might got into big blows No, that is fake news Andy. We got very emotional and then did a lot of blow, Andy. Okay, here's what happened. Okay, I was in the elevator and I had a coffee. Okay, I was a coffee in the elevator that I paid for by myself. So already lots of personal growth was happening in this elevator. So the elevator stops on a floor by accident and then who's there? I look up. It's Reza and he looks at me and I look at him and I say we need to talk.

And then he comes out of the elevator and he fads me to the room and I said Paulina leave this room right now for a minute. I'm demanding that you do this. I'm not being controlling. I'm just telling you what you have to do. And then we cried like two babies about what? I'm not going to explain that but we cried like two babies about what? I'm not going to explain that, but we cried for two babies for some reason. Yeah, and I love that he made this all more real

by holding the cup of coffee like the imaginary cup of coffee the entire time. He's very good with his improv. It's a big often. I was waiting for that coffee. I was really waiting for that coffee to play a role. I thought I was gonna be like, I said, we need to talk. And then Reza Took my coffee and threw it at me in the elevator.

And then we cried. But it was just like, no, he just had a coffee. I think he was really, really excited that he got a coffee. He felt that it meant Snary Coffee his whole story. And Andy, what were they fighting about? Why did they, that's Andy, the great interviewer. Instead of saying, but why did you say you had to talk? I love that there's like a truck, five trucks are pulling up to my apartment this entire episode. I apologize, everyone listening to truck after truck after truck, but it works for the Shaws, I have to say.

So it's like listening to the inside of Paulino's brain. It's like being at outside Mike's house when the repo man comes. Yeah, but instead of asking why they were fighting, Andy's just like, I love when you guys cry. Well, you've got brother Andy, you know? So we cry and then we get a clip of them crying and sobbing after, you know, Resa's tried to ruin Mike's life once again. And now Resa is gonna cry. I'm like, you know, it wasn't just me that helped him.

He helped me too. He is amazing. As much as I did for him and I have done quite a lot, he did twice as much for me, just kidding, but I'll just say it. He has two brothers and I have none and he has been that person to me, that older brother who can disappoint me time and time again I never had that I never had that Resus fake tears and while Resus fake crying MJ is just looking at herself in the monitor

Moving your head around checking your lipstick and Mike's like yeah both of us got married me and This dumb one next to me, sorry, I'm with stupid, what's your name? Yeah, you, Palina. Both of us got married at the Buildmore downtown. And this time, it's going to be a smaller wedding, and it's going to be more about us, and less about impressing other people, Andy,

because I've learned there's only so much money on that black card. And I'm going to keep as much of it to myself as possible. I've learned that I just am incapable of impressing people so why even bother? Also, this one over here said she doesn't want more crabs and took me a long time to realize that when she got married at the built more, she thought she was getting married in Baltimore. So you know. Gigi's like yeah, I've been messaging them saying, please have babies, babies, babies,

because I have a baby now. And Gigi's just nodding like I have a baby too. Yeah, and Andy's like, ah! All right, Paulita, thank you so much for coming. You added not a lot to this reunion, but you look pretty and you have the patience of a saint. And you might wanna get those. Well, check out on your

hand from where Mike was clutching you this entire time. I'm a love you Andy. I love you. You did great, babe. You did great. You did great. You did great. You know, it's amazing. This is the first year I've had my significant other on the show. Well, we tried getting Jessica. Can we stop talking about homies? So then we come back and they're on break and she's like when do I get a break my dogs need to go outside And he's like not for three more hours enjoy that puddle of year and year standing in standing in. Hey, hey, show off his new grill this season, which is ridiculous. I'm just going to keep making fun of me with teeth. It's fun, but he also grilled his family on old issues.

Alright, COVID from San Antonio, the actual disease has called in to ask you, where are things near mom and dad, the pandemic wants to know. Oh, well, it's evolving. I mean, what you saw was a conversation 30 years in the making. Big branch shift for me. I changed my logo. Things are really changing and it's really wonderful. I'm really happy about it right now.

And Edie McClure says, hello. And Mima is yelling this whole time like he's on big brother. Why are you yelling? We can hear you. So Nima says, you know, people on our show have very loving relationships with their parents. And I want that too. And Gigi is got big dark sunglasses on now. And she's like, oh, he said unlike a lot of people on our show. Boy, by do you think this is your show? Boy, by and the I just can't with him. You may be high, but I have some bad news. He is on the show and he actually oddly enough does a little bit more than you do.

Yeah. And destiny's like, you know what? This is great, cause life is short. And if he's not here, you will feel like shit about your dad. You know, don't let our parents and stressful drama have backed you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you having a sense of spot for my dad,

it really makes me miss you. And even though I'm speaking as if I'm angry that you brought that up, I'm actually speaking because I'm in love with you right now and love with the emotions you're showing. It literally makes me miss you, which is weird because I'm looking at you on screen. I'm like, how could anyone miss this mess?

And I do, it's so weird and off brand for me. Mike's like, okay, look, I'm the doctor here, so let me just explain Andy. Let me explain some emotional dynamics here. I think a lot of person men have trouble with their dads because the mom stayed home and the dads went to work. So it's very hard for person, like Mike, first of all, that's kind of everyone.

Okay, it's not just person people. Second of all, that's kind of everyone. It's not just person people. Second of all, that's not what they're talking about. His dad didn't just go to work while the mom raised him and now he resents the dad. Have you even watched the season? Seriously. I could have idioted this guy is.

And Mike just shakes his finger into the camera. Like listen to Uncle Mike. Ha ha ha ha ha. A lot of Persians, a lot of Persian men have problems with their fathers. And Mike just shakes his finger into the camera like listen to Uncle Mike A lot of Persians a lot of Persian men have problems with their fathers because A lot of Persian men they do nothing for the first 40 years their life and then their dads get mad at them And then they feel like their dads are mad at them and that's hard for the sons, you know, so that's hard That's hard shaking finger bragging finger So and he's like so N, what about your stupid teeth? Let's break one and you will see there, everybody.

I'm like, many Nima's teeth. And Nima's like, I love them. I mean, even though they made me the jack hole today or related to the jack hole, and then we get a flashback just some episode of Watch Happens Live or Andy's like, the jack hole today is the Philly's mascot. If it was a new look Why didn't it just get the nearest like like Neema and you see a Photoshop of this the fillies whatever it's called With like teeth on it like badly photoshopped and you just go the audience go

Yeah, Andy is such a prick. You know, I'd love to take I'd love to see see that fervor for bad veneers with Carl Richards, you fucking ass liquor. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Or is it though? Like, since when do you have a problem? He's mean, like he gains up with all the popular kids to be mean to poor little Nima. Okay, poor Nima. Oh my god. Poor poor Nima. What you gonna do? What you gonna do? Well, Gigi and Reson Destiny made a really mean post on Instagram to More part Nima what you gonna do what you gonna do

Well Gigi and resident destiny made a really mean post on Instagram Talking about your teeth and then we see the picture and they've all got these big like chiclet teeth, but not yeah And they talked about firing Nima and destiny's like I never said anything about firing and Yeah, I was like I didn't say I didn't say a anything about firing Andy. Yeah. And I was like, I didn't say, I didn't say a word about firing. I was just saying that he'll never be one of us. And Gigi's like, I have worked hard to open our whole lives to be what it is. And this kid wants to jump up on our pinky toe fungus. Come on, man. I'm like, so you're saying you've got pinky toe fungus.

Let's talk about that. And Gigi, I love the Andy gave her like a really confused look when she talked about how they've worked so hard to open up their whole lives to make this show and just got to Andy like, uh, yeah. I think it's hilarious that my friend actually like a bunch of little kids, which I can understand now because Paulina has kids and I work well with the kids and I like kids now. So I wouldn't change a single moment in my life to not be in this position where I am right now. Thank you Mike for being the voice of reason. So now Andy has to I don't know why Andy is wasting time with this. There are other things in this reunion, other things in the

season I would have liked to have discussed in this but He of course has to ask what happened with Neema and GG and the hot tub in Hawaii like literally no one cares No one cared what happened Ever since storyline come on. Yeah. Yeah, they made out so that's what happened I can't yeah, so then we come back from break again and rest is like destiny You look like you have frosting all over you. I want to lick you. Oh yeah Oh All right, let's look at decities all right decities many ways and personalities Exist and thankfully all those personalities like to turn the pot and boost it up

I'm sorry. I had no good word play on this one. I just mentioned things. And then it's a clip of extreme thirst as Destiny tries to make an impression on viewers and fails miserably. Yeah, there's the possum, there's the sneeze. I can't try to do this sneeze. I was basically it and boy boy boy. And boy boy boy. Yeah. So then we get to Jenga. Destiny starting ship by bringing Jenga on camera, which is completely that off the hook for this entire reunion. Like, I love that they've already grouped now and have decided to go after the wrong people for every single thing this season. Yeah.

Yeah, because the first question is from Ryan from Lawrence Kansas. Lawrence fucking Kansas, where we went to. Maybe Ryan was at our show. Ryan. Ryan hi maybe you were at our show so yeah he's asking I didn't really understand this the question he basically asked if Destiny was hiding something I just read here's my note make it jenga destiny so just something's like well this in just a lot I know Andy a lot Andy and I knew I had to keep my mouth shut because I had a conversation with the two people that mattered the most.

So it sounds like definitely, definitely. Definitely, Frankl. Come on, right? Cheetah brand. Cheetah brand. Man, she made all of that. That's how to like a threat to me. She's like a lingo.

Out of everything I know, like that's all I really said. I brought it to them. And I still have all their secrets nice and safe. So I should get credit for keeping all of their real secrets safe, which is that they cheered on each other all the fucking time and everybody knows it. I honestly didn't even know how to interpret what she was saying.

And then she said that when she told Reza about the Jenga, you could look at his face and Reza knew exactly what was up. And I didn't know was that meaning that like Reza already knew this or did Reza already anticipate this or was Reza was this already planned with Reza or did Reza figure it out with Mercedes. I didn't really understand what she was saying. I took it as her saying, he already knew this was gonna be brought on camera.

So it wasn't, I'm not the villain for bringing it up on camera because he already knew it's gonna be brought up. Yeah, and then, and she says that's why she was drinking so much because she was so uncomfortable with that whole situation. And then we take like a little detour, which I thought was a fascinating detour

about how Mike Shervin and Nemo were kicked off the Southwest, as well as their producer, who's black. Talking about how there was this guy who stole their seats on Southwest, which can happen, hate those people, and had to fly to Tenon and just did not believe them. I just started to kick them off, and got the police and it was really humiliating. And it was really, really fascinating. And I wanted like, there were a lot of questions I had, like, had Southwest responded, you know,

you know, they're starting to get into something very, very serious and real. And then Andy's like, all right, let's change gears. Hey, let's talk about Reza's haircare line in Vegas. I was like, where to go Andy? Wait a really like use Like take a bit. I'm so I'm so glad we talked about Neema and Gigi in the hot tub for as long as we did so we would have not a lot of time to talk about something that was actually important

Yeah, what we all care about res is haircare line Well, my whole question from that was are are you allowed to save seats on Southwest? Because I know that people do, like someone will get in group A and then go try and save the whole row for the family. We've done that, you know, my family's done that. But I don't know if that's even allowed. And then they refute, you know,

they got in a fight over the seats. And the guys like, well, fuck that, because you can't save seats. So I mean, I'm not really sure. Admittedly, Mike is not a great personality. And I can imagine him doing being like a real asshole on Southwest, but it sounded like this was something bullshit. Well, then it moved to getting kicked off the plane.

Like the flight attendant wouldn't even listen to them and just kicked them off and all that. So yeah. So Andy's like, well, changing gears. Results hair care line. That trip changed to pleasure when Destiny laid her eyes on Sam. Well, we're gonna go to the club.

So Destiny starts failing herself, of course. And Andy does ask a question that I think has been on everyone's mind. Destiny, Sam had bleached hair and gambles for a living. What did you see in him? There was a fire, Mandy. It was just like something delicious at the moment. Rik. Flan fan fan fan fan. He's like, yeah, but he's walk. Oh my god, he's walk. Like, he walked

around like he had a fire pound penis, Andy He had such a swaggy walk, Andy. Well, this begs the question and destiny goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did he have a five pound penis? Andy has literally never been as assertive as he has been in that. That's the first time he's ever said, no, you wait. Cause he's like, I have a penis question coming up and it will not be derailed.

Yeah. And that was it. Then he never let her talk again. Well, he apologized Andy and I acknowledged his apology. He's like, all right, stupid. We'll have to the break. Adam joins us. Yeah, the most exciting cliffhanger in the Hissie of Bravo, Adam coming up next.

Yeah, so when we come back from break MJ is talking to everybody, you know, I guess thinking the cameras are not still recording or whatever. And she's like, alright guys, I want to say something here, I'm not going to participate in a reunion with a bunch of bullshit. Okay, Ressa, I need more accountability from you. And he's like, um, I don't need a lecture from you, MJ. And she's like, fine, I am leaving. This is like, you know what this is? This scene was like, when you're in like a school production and the acting teacher isn't there yet, so that someone's like, listen guys,

we'll just have to do this rehearsal by ourselves. Okay, we're starting. But first, I need full accountability. If you are going to be hearing this rehearsal, you need to be an actor first. Yeah. It's like, oh, good. So she's like, I'm leaving. M.J.'s time, everything is off with M.J.

She doesn't remember what she's fighting about. She doesn't remember what she said in the past. Like she has a huge reunion fail today. She can't even walk off correctly. Like you're not even shooting a segment right now. Yeah. I'm moving. You know, like, she does sort of like, um, fumble the ball because she really has the, the, like, she, she is like the, she has all the, uh, I don't want to say the momentum but like the higher footing with Ressa even with a husband who did something that was borderline felonious

right like she still like has the upper hand and she's a higher moral ground really. I mean and you're right even with her husband going over there and wrecking Ressa's backyard or whatever. She still has the upper ground because Reza said all that abortion shit to her, which was horrible. But her medical history out there on the hospital. Didn't go to the hospital. Yeah, put her medical history out. Like, he's horrible. You know, she should have come out of this looking like a fucking saint. And she just kind of came out of this, looking like a dope. I thought.

She was a little crazy. I still think she came out better than Resa, to be honest, but I think that she could have been a lot better than she was. She didn't have her petalking points organized and, yeah, and she let them, she let them sort of like, um, sort of control the narrative a little bit. She tried to get it back on track, but she really, she got derailed. So, yeah, so MJ like storms off and then Andy's like, oh, why did MJ leave? G's like, she didn't leave,

she's standing right next to the computer. And MJ just sort of like, sidles back into place. Yeah, I'm like, oh, you can't leave, because I left and that's my move, leaving a reunion. I'm the OG of leaving the reunion Gigi's the worst

Hey, it seemed like Adam and Resa's marriage was in a more precarious state than a jingertower Surrounded by swing shlongs perhaps one of them is five pounds. Destiny. Do you want to update your answer about his penis? No? Okay, well, you don't get to talk until you send a pick All right, thank you and Adam is there in a match little matching jacket with Reset They look like they're both on a terrible bowling team in Miami They have these big Fearful smiles on their face like everything is fine. Everything is fine Some juice juice right before this

Adam's eyes are wide open like I'm like, oh, I will answer anything. Andy. Well, what do you like seeing MJ? And he's like, and when was the last time you saw it? And he's like, well, July 5th is the last time I saw her. Andy. And this is the first time I'm seeing her. But I will say that she looks very amazing. And I'm just like, you're the only positive person here, Adam. Yeah. So the destiny think Adam and Reza were in a good place. And I guess during this whole thing, and she's like, well, I love that Reza and MJ always had each other's backs.

And, and then I don't really what they're talking about about but MJ is like, um, I need to intercept. I need to intercept. Okay. Interject. Bo. Interject. You go right ahead. Yeah. When my husband called you and said, I almost died, why didn't you show up at the hospital in 30 years? We were friends. I don't believe you anymore. I don't believe you cared about me for one day. And again, like, why are you wasting this right now? It's like, yeah, this is like this dumbest time to bring it up ever. And now, Reza's like, and she's like, you know, I believe Asa and me and anyone in your way were just carnage, which is hilarious because MJ is the one who led the charge against Asa that year. True. Like, yes, Reza did treat Asa like that, but you put that.

So what are you talking about? He's like, I love Asa and M. Tate. It's like, fine, then I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Get some fiddles leaves again. And so then Resa starts babbling some nonsense. He's like, you know what the real receipt is? They were trying to catch Adam on tape.

They were trying to record him. They were going to the same hairdresser dresser that I was going to and trying to get him to come on the show. And like, he was talking to my hairdresser and it was scary to me. I was feeling like he might be my stalker. So somewhere along the way, I think he started talking about like, Ali, Ali in this. I don't know. I wasn't sure where it was, but it seemed, but he, he's trying to make himself. And Ali were, and Ollie were trying to tape Adam, which then he said because they were going to the same hairdresser, what does that mean?

So the hairdresser was trying to record you. Something about nobody stalking you. Nobody has to stalk you. Adam sending all those texts. That's the thing is that Adam is not held accountable during any of this, which is bullshit, right? And he even tries to put a sped on, he goes, in 2018, I had a couple of people over to

go swimming. And the next day, I had constant phone calls with the weasel asking me about what had happened. So I'm like, okay, so you're saying that Ali was hitting you up trying to get information. But then why were you continuing to text him? Whether you sent your dick pics or gifts, as he literally says and means, if this person's like the weasel and trying to get information, you participated in that atom.

This is your fault, Adam. Yeah, and MJ is like, yeah, and I'd like to interject that you brought him into the group. Like everyone's got this false narrative that I brought him into this group, but everyone's got this false narrative that I brought him into this group, but Adam did, and he brings him everywhere. He brought him to Palm Springs, and Andy's just ignored that,

you know, which I thought was a pretty good point. But he's like, well, destiny, when you told Adam about Nick and Jenga, you repeatedly said, Maris knows, Maris knows. And she's like, yeah, because the whistleasel literally told me I yelled at him Andy I Yalled at him you might remember that when we went to lunch and had a really good time and then I did his dirty work on camera And then I cried when Reza was me to him at that other lunch

You remember Andy how I was sticking up no destiny bullshit Uh, then Andy asked if it was no information that Adam had sent out all these dirty texts and Residus, my husband never sent out any pictures of himself. Nothing about himself. Those remains and gifts and pornographic memes and gifts, but they were not of himself. And Ali was trying to make himself relevant by saying he was harassed. Well, maybe he was harassed. It is possible to send, if I just go and send a penis to some random person or someone I don't know like that, that's not going to go over well.

It doesn't have to be my penis. It's going to be any penis. It's going to be a little weird. And if it happens over and over again, it's like, how do I, how do I, like, this is weird? Can you please stop this? That can't happen. It does not have to be your own penis Well, I think Ali's full of shit, and I don't think he felt harass

I think Ali's ridiculous and I actually agree with Reza on this But at the same time you can't say he's trying to make himself Relevant saying he's harassed when you just called him a stalker and tried to make yourself relevant by yeah Accusing him. That's a thing I do feel like Ali is for sure very thirsty in this situation and wants to be on TV. But I just, what bothers me is that, Resan Adam have this singular mindset that this is all because of MJ and that that's why they didn't visit her at the hospital because she was conspiring in Yada Yada Yada and the truth is that like Adam was sending dick pics to alley okay Adam was doing that and I don't know the degree to which

alley felt uncomfortable with it but they saying that it's like oh it's ridiculous that he would feel uncomfortable it's actually that's like really not very cool let's not cool and and they have they have quite a bit to do with this whole situation. Yeah. And then Andy takes even more air out of it. And he's really kind of failing today. He's done pretty well, I think, in a lot of the reunions, but he just keeps taking the air out of every single thing. Because Adam's like, you know, Andy, it's no big deal. I mean, as a gay man, don't you know, man, that sent out those perverted messages? And he's like, I do. We've not a great stance to take. I'm sorry. I really, I think it's, I think at this moment in time,

like, Ali being thirsty and maybe Ali exaggerating. I mean, like, it was sexual harassment. That's one thing, but just, but Adam saying these things saying these things like, he shouldn't have reacted that way to what I said. I think that's bullshit. And it's also bullshit because that's not, if that was the case and it was no big deal and everybody does it, then they wouldn't have reacted like that. Now they're acting like, oh, it's no big deal. Everybody sends out dirty pictures. So then that would have been the answer. I'm like, who cares? He's big deal. Everybody sends out dirty pictures. So then that would have been the answer. I'm like, who cares?

He's always sent those dirty pictures. The end, the end of story of I'm the end of Allie. It took you like a year to come up with this. Can you break? Yeah, I just think it's crazy that this stupid bullshit of like, oh, yeah, if it's, oh, it's no big deal. We're just, you know, it's just like silly gifts. And then you're, and that's gonna be the basis

of why you wouldn't visit your friend after she's like silly gifts. And then you're, and that's gonna be the basis of why you wouldn't visit your friend after she's like nearly died. I just think that's like so horrible. Yeah. How about- Well, it doesn't help that Andy just deflate that whole argument. Like yeah, it's simply normal.

And then it switches to MJ, he just is not prepared at all. Because then we go to Mike yelling at MJ. And she's like, you don't take accountability for anything. The fact that you encouraged Ali to come on this show and air his grievances and she's like, I wasn't even there. Which, this bullshit, because she's already admitted

that she knew all this and said Ali to do it. Or knew he was good, you know, at least supported him doing it. But do we, but I guess here's the other thing. I also just don't think this is the biggest crime in the world. I do think that MJ said, like, yeah, you should bring this up on camera. This would be a good thing. You definitely should do it.

But I also don't think this is like a huge crime against humanity. They're on a TV show where this is what they're supposed to be doing. They're supposed to be talking about shit. And, um, Allie shit, like, why should she be the one to have to like, go and be like, you've been sending Allie photos? If she did that, then all of a sudden MJ is like, the one's like, you're shooting yourself and something you don't involve in. So she's saying, Hey, you should go on because this is messy and this is bullshit. And maybe not the best thing for a friend to do. But I, if you, if if I I fully believe that if the sure on the other foot,

Res would do the exact same thing. That's about Tommy 100% of course it's Resa, but you know, MJ's already admitted to it. So now she's like, what? I wasn't even there. And then they show the clip, of course, of MJ totally confessing. And then Mike said, well, that doesn't matter because it was before the show started. So you know, when he had the platform, then he kept embellishing and embellishing

and making it bigger and bigger. And you should have shut it down, MJ. You should have shut it down. There was also, by the way, let's not overlook Adam's big point that he makes because Mike is saying, you know, Ali, he kept embellishing a story and embellishing and embellishing.

And MJ, you should have shut it down and Adam goes, you know, Ali, he keeps on, he kept on embellishing a story and embellishing and bellishing and MJ, you should have shut it down and how him goes, you know what, he improvises. And how do you improvise on the spot unless it was rehearsed? I'm like, I think improvising on the spot is called improvising. Idiot. So then, like what do you try?

Yeah. MJ, who has no like to stand on, it's like, you piece of shit, I could have died. When are you gonna step up and acknowledge it? I almost lost all of my blood. And you, what do you need medical records? It's like MJ. I'm saying you're wasting your good,

you're this is like, that's your home run right there. You're wasting it. You're doing it too soon. You were rooting for you, but God, you're failing. And Andy's like, well, what does that have to do with anything and Resus like with me with three and there were eight months before and she was on bed rest and she was texting every day She had no problem spreading things then And then out and she's like I had nothing to do with Ali. I had nothing to do with Jenga

It's like yeah, we already know that you everyone Andy mute everyone mute everyone here I'm sorry. I don't have that power. I'm like you've done it like every reunion, we already know that you everyone and he mute everyone mute everyone. He is, I'm sorry, I don't have that power. I'm like, you've done it like every reunion, but that's fine. So, um, uh, she's just denying that all this happened. She's now like, she is now taking a stance that is false and is now with MJ. She wants you to take the stance. She has a hard time like getting out of it. But then there's this weird moment where any goes okay

Okay, okay show of hands who believes that MJ had something to do with the naked Jenga rumors I'm doing sorry. I just I do I do I do I do like this is not quite the accountability that they wanted Okay, let's do where this goes. So and he's like we're you just trying to retaliate against Rasa and Rasa's like He's like, were you just trying to retaliate against Raza? And Raza's like, yes, and to the, because of a contract dispute, a contract dispute. And she's like, that makes no sense. And then we see a clip of MJ saying she wasn't filming at the beginning of the season because she hadn't signed her deal yet.

So she was having some kind of contract dispute. So she's just, I'm not really sure what she's doing today, but not good. Yeah. And so she ultimately is like, you know what? Instead of focusing on your triathlete flandering inappropriate text messages, you're focused on how you banded on our friendship. And this reunion has been a dog and pony show. And she's just all mad. And that's that. Until next week, there's a second part that comes out next week Which looks you know like more of the same. So I guess we'll see but yeah I'm out of that week out of that one without having to take responsibility for shit. Wow

Andy's gonna Andy's gonna do his usual Group therapy because he's like Nima Gigi and Desi and asked you to step aside Mike You can stay here because you're a good mediator. Okay, we're gonna get the bottom of this ResSA one nice thing about MJ Yeah All right everybody well, we will be back tomorrow with below dick mid and then the rest of the week

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