Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of Adam? And will Reza Be Obsessed really make your color last longer? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Vigias, a couple times a week, usually once or twice a week. So thanks to everybody who supports us everywhere and thanks to Reza. For being RezaBeUpSets! Wow, RezaBeUpSets with RezaBeUpSets! Be obsessed with recipe obsessed! It's last 50 pounds! Wow, I also want to give a shout out to Steve Jobs for creating the iPhone because without it, we would not have been able to film any of MJ's scenes this week. You've noticed that all of MJ's scenes were like an iPhone. Yeah, what was up with that?

Do you think it's because she was still in her contract negotiations or whatever? Hmm, I don't think so. Well, mate, I didn't even know that there was a situation with that. I assume that maybe there was a situation with a baby, they didn't want a whole bunch of crew members, they just had a producer in there with the phone.

I don't say I didn't really understand why it was so low res, but, you know, hey, got the job done. It was low resa. Low resa, low res but you know hey got the job done. Low resa low resa be obsessed. Well hey a flady Gaga can film her whole music video on and I found them. Go ahead MJ. Go girl. Lady MJ certainly can okay. Actually before we dive into this a few things first and foremost, Shaza sunset is moving

to Fridays which is a little surprising to me, but I actually believe that they are trying to once again create Friday on Bravo. I don't feel like they're ditching Shaza Sunset, but everyone should be aware that they are moving to Friday. And then at the end of this episode, oddly enough, there was still to come on Shaza Sunset this season. I'm like, it's only been four episodes, but I'm assuming that was like still to come on shots of sunset this season. I'm like it's only been four episodes But I'm assuming that was a way to get people excited and get them moving over to friday's right? Yeah And then they're putting their a new show called Something or other family karma, I think family karma on

Sunday night switch. I don't under I kind of, I don't like that they're like, oh, hey, it has minorities. It has to be on Sunday. What the hell people? There's a lot of nights in the week. Okay, stop relegating minorities to one night. It's weird. I know, it does feel a little creepy.

It's like some fucking white people sitting up in their office like, oh, minorities. Oh, the week they can hold it down Sunday. God knows what minorities are doing on Monday or Tuesday Thank you for voicing that thank you on those days It's like with the fuck bravo It's that is true that is offensive and it's like oh well minorities well when minority you'll watch it different once my Minority cash show because minorities are minorities in my right guys.

Well, Mexican Dynasty's was on a Tuesday. So Bravo showed some slight growth in its weeknight diversity. My God, see that old white people always probably terrified. Yeah, Bravo is like, oh, can we put the minorities on a Tuesday? I'm not sure about this. I find it slightly offensive at this point, Bravo. Come on. It is. But, uh, but the point is this though,

Shaws will be on Fridays. And, um, this has been the first Shaws season in a little while that I've been actually super into. I've been really, I've been, I've been, I'm like back on board with the shots. I never really left the Shaws, but I was very down on the last season. And I'm into it. So I hope it doesn't get lost. But I think we were off kilter last season with each other because I really liked

last season. And I think it started because you missed the first episode. You didn't, I think so. You didn't recap. Well, you didn't watch it. I don't think either actually not to turn it over to the bus. But I think you missed that first episode and that really led that whole season like it anchored the whole season Yeah, I thought MJ's wedding was hilarious. The thing is that was pause. It always gets I always love shawz until about halfway through the season where they've all been so disgusting to each other

where they've all been so disgusting to each other. I'm like fuck all of you. Every season by the middle of the season, I'm like, oh, you're disgusting people. I hate all of you. But I'm not there yet. I'm really enjoying it. Yeah, I'm on board. You know, Shaz is kind of a weird way.

It's a little, I don't want to say it's underappreciated, undervalued, but it has been a steady workhorse for the network over the past eight years. Like outside of the housewives, it's been one of the few franchises that's really stood the test of time. And so I just hope that people follow it to Fridays. But either way, we'll still be recapping, so don't worry everyone. But I just want to give everyone a programming update

on that front. Yeah. Well, I'd like to give everybody an update. I don't know if anybody of you have noticed this in the opening. Why is MJ still in an office chair, like she actually goes to work? Well, why is this still the thing?

When was the last time she actually went into the office? They have not updated that opening. This is actually the first time we've seen the opening credits this season and they have, I mean, resists to Leses, mustache, yeah, MJ's on a chair, Nima's doing some sort of brand equation on a chalkboard because he brands and brands. Mike is, I guess, I don't know what even Mike is doing. He's probably just sticking his dick into something. There's a dick into something.

There's a house crumbling. It's like Mike like holding up like a hard hat and a building just collapsing out. Yeah, so in being electrocuted due to faulty wiring because Mike didn't hire the guy with the bad one. So the episode opens up with where at Resa and Adam's house and Resa is like going through his closet trying to pull out shoe options for Vegas And he just like takes Adam's green flip flop and just flings them out of there with so much to stay and he's like Get these shitty little LL bean wannabe flip flops out of my designer closet. Thank you Adam's like um can't hear you, honey. I'm sign-languaging my penis to somebody. Hahaha.

I'm like, um, I have a great idea. Why don't we just turn the garage into a closet? It's like, actually, that's a terrible idea. But thank you. Guess what? Cars go in there. Stupid. Hahaha. Oh, look, I found some black and white striped Stupid. Oh look I found some black and white striped

Luba Tons that look like a Sephora on my feet taking them to Vegas. Yeah Baby could you pack because I have a meeting with the funchers So brother has an event in Vegas at Sally Beauty supply Bentley favorite place in the world I was trying to describe to Dominique because that Dom was watching with me and I was like, I hate Sally Beauty and he was like, why? I love Sally Beauty. I'm like, no, I hate it because I don't know why I hate it. You forgot to go on standing hatred.

You couldn't get the fires re-reved. No, but I still don't even remember why I hate it. But I remember I think I said it on the podcast. I don't know why I hate it. I hate Sally Beatty, yes. I don't know, I don't know why. I mean, I don't remember why. It's an irrational hate.

It's an irrational hate. I don't know, Dominique sir, change you quickly. You're like no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. I did not, excuse me, I did not change it. Although actually what Dom said is the reason why he likes it is because they carry a lot of Haircare for people of color that a lot of other places don't carry so I was like, oh, okay, well Sally Beauty

All right, Sally Beauty redeemed herself for now For now by doing the right thing, but I still have an eye on you Sally Beauty It's like I am down, you know what? The fungers, I'm down with them. I have to be focused on, Reset be obsessed, because it's not generating the income we need right now to live. Yeah, Reset be focused.

He's like, I am down to fumes in my bank account. Like, you can see the backyard isn't even done. I've got no money left. Hey, where are all my other lupetons? Like, I can't have those two things in the same sentence. Okay. And then G.G sends him like a wall of text, which you know she just like did on her car.

Well, she was like hanging upside down off the couch with, you know, like keg bombing or whatever per bomb. And she's like, hey baby, I'm so proud of you that's why it's ripping me apart not to make it to Sally Beauty supply because of blah blah blah and he just looks at this wall of tax he's like well she's not coming he's like oh well but at least Sarah and Destiny are coming and I'm okay with Destiny because she thought she was looking out for me and I can forgive her so I will show her that I still love her by making her fly all the way to Nevada

to go to a Sally Beauty Supply. You know, I think also why Resa has forgiven Destiny historically quickly. I mean, this is the quickest he's ever forgiven anybody. Yes, she did cry and prostrate herself and all that. But I think that the real reason is because she showed that she'll bring his ass down if he fucks up her. It's not like, okay, it's like you punch a bully in the nose, you know. Like, okay, forgiven. Let's go to Sally Beauty in the desert. So,

we're gonna get back to that. But so then we go over to MJ's house and we see baby shams, cute little baby shams, little little little little little baby and Vita comes over she's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, this has to be on the cover of people magazine most cute baby Okay, with most terrifying grandmother Yeah, do you think he can learn ping pong? So she wants him, she wants to learn farcey and times like, no, no, second language God, he's Spanish, he wants to have a job in 20 years. I mean, listen, I

want him to, I want to be Spanish. He's gonna grow, he's gonna be selling lemonade, he's gonna be selling Spanish lemonade, I'm selling Spanish lemonade and first he lemonade and uh, um, that's lemonade, they got Mr. that's lemonade, I want all the lemonade's She's like you would let your son be at a lemonade stand. He's like he's gonna be standing in front of your house Hey, who's gonna take him ice? He's gonna be standing there saying who the fuck wants to lemonade but for me right now in spandole

I'm gonna like how he phrases it. He's like Well, Spanish is gonna be a second language first Okay, so far see will be his third this not gonna be his second language second Tommy and she's and he's like, you know, I think that Tommy and I are basically naturals This being a parent thing He's like what the bad lawyer in Persian law firm? He's like, yeah, they'll specialize in carpets. Persian lawyers.

Oh, good. God. Could you imagine? Imagine a specific branch of law that pertains to carpet infractions. Carpet law. I would actually be kind of interested in carpet court. Carpet court. Um, this juice was dropped on top of me and I did my best to resist it, but guess what? You can only do so much.

Well, I thought the stain. But it got into me. What can I tell you is a very, very persistent juice. Hi, I spilt some red wine and I use some oxyclean. I did the whole thing. I put it in a cup and I filled it with water and took out a toothbrush and I scrubbed and let me tell you something did not come out. So I would like damages of $45 from the oxy corporation. Thank you. Objection.

Don't piss on my carpet and tell me it's raining. All right, Judge Carpet Quart. Good carpet. Uh, it's retiring by the way. What? What? I guess that's why my friend checks me to say that judge you to your under 650 million dollars a year.

What? That's cool. Well, according to my friend. Oh my God. Um, okay. What? That's cool. Well, current to my friend. Oh my god. Okay, so Chiji is with her mom at the house making pineapple things because she read that pineapples will get you pregnant. Yeah, so now like Fati, the mom has like come in with like a wagon full of pineapples and it's like spends literally the rest of the episode like furiously carving pineapples for her daughter.

Like by the time this is over, I mean, Gigi's gonna have like a full on like basketball lining with her uterus. I mean, that's a lot of pineapple. So then Mike is taking his little doggies over to Nima's house. Nima has got a new apartment. Yeah.

Yeah, Nima has been, he's like, I've always wanted a super ultra modern home. It's just like really matches my brand. And I've moved into basically the Persian Bat Cave, except it's not a cave. There's no bats. I'm not a superhero. There's no butler.

So really, the analogy is quite flawed, but that is on brand for me. Welcome. It's a little place, but it's all white, just like the Bat Cave. Yeah, it's highly highly visible from the street just like the Batcave. A lot of light in here just like the Batcave. So Mike brings his dogs over and Mike's like my dogs are friendly, but they don't play with much well. They're pure dogs. Mike, is that a thing, Ronnie? Is that a thing that pure pure breads can't handle muts?

That's a Mike. That's a Mike. That's a mic. That is a mic thing It's a mic dog theory. Yes. That's a mic mic being Doggist Very doggist breedist breed us So the rest is like a killer is a mutt So yeah, be alert is a little triggering. Yeah So not to me really. I was like me Pula bites everybody so by some other dogs. He doesn't care if they're pure bread or Not to me really. I was like, yeah, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, by the way, I went to Tom Cliqueo's restaurant here in LA over the weekend with my friends.

So good. If you guys, if people come to LA, I know when people come to LA and they like do the Bravo thing and they go to like, pomp and Tom Tom, whatever, definitely go to craft. It is so good. That's it. Just a little Bravo food update. Okay. I was drinking on my smoothie. I had nothing else to add to it. I'm gonna have a smoothie. Well, Ben talks about a dumb cliqueo, right? No, I just, I got really caffeinated all of a sudden and felt like it was important for me to give a little y'all a preview. Yeah.

So the dog massages. So the dogs are over and Neema's poor dog broke his neck at, we're back, I guess, last year. Something happened, I don't know what. But now the dog receives dog massages because you know Dark muscles because I was full of total shit Pet your dog Okay, that's your dog you do not need a liking massage therapist for your dog. Okay, I'm

Well either way this guy from dancing dog massage He comes by and he basically starts massaging this little dog Honestly, I was a little jealous. I kind of wanted a dog massage and the guy is such an LA dog, Masu the way he talks He's like, he has such a great energy this dog So then Neema tells us that he rescued the dog when he was married But then the divorce was really clean except for the dog because they fought over the dog when he was married, but then the divorce was really clean except for the dog because they fought over the dog. So he ended up winning the dog, but then his new girlfriend, what's her friend? What's her best?

New ex girlfriend, Erica. Erica. Now is the stepmom of the dog, and so she still has visitation rights with the dogs. And Mike's like, she still comes up for the dog and he's like, well, she's still evolved into life. Don't be, come on. That's how it goes. This is why the dog is back is broken because it's carrying around the most uninteresting backstory of any animal. It was just crushed under the weight of hearing this story,

told too many times. Yeah, it was backstory. Like, does anyone care about who's copier in check this dog told too many times. Yeah, it was a backstory. Like, does anyone care about who's co-parenting this dog? Yeah. No, no. So yeah, so Mike is like, he's like, you know what, Nima, I think you're leading her on. I mean, like, you know, like, the fact that this is happening, you're leading her on, something might be a little off with her, you know?

And Nima is like, which I don't know what, I don't think anyone, I don't think there's any reason to think anything's off with this girl, especially since we saw her last week being like, I fucking hate you, I don't wanna be in your life. Well, she said, we see the clip and she said that she won't, there's no way in a million years that she'd be with him the way he is now, meaning she still might be with him when he's changed.

But she also said like, there were five other things where she's like, hey, Chiu, hey, Chiu, no, won't happen. No, he's like, I'm sort of like, like you're my dream girl and I'm your nightmare gosh. She's like, hey, you, nope, nope, nope, I hit you. It's a hard time. And he's like, but you're telling her, you know, you were gonna marry her

and now you're gonna work together. Look, I'm just sticking up for her bro. I'm just sticking up for her. And was like oh but she's off she's off she's saying she's off yes and Neem is like oh oh so you're judging Erica based on the bad decisions she's making we'll talk about bad decisions Polina is dating a guy who cheated on his wife and has she has two kids and she's willing to look past that. I mean, maybe something's off with her. Maybe something's off with her. Yeah, and Mike is like, Neema's not realizing how much I've grown.

I mean, I've literally eaten so much food over the past two seasons. I've grown in so many directions. You know, but they say, judge me for who I am, not by who you think I am. And there's still the stigma about me because of things I did in my past.

And he's not realizing, I'm different. Like, that's not what that's saying, you're gonna. Okay, yeah. That means don't fall in love with a person because of who you think they could be, fall in love with them for who they are. You're totally misrepresenting that statement

to make yourself look better. And it doesn't, it still does it. You dumbass. Yeah, and on top of that, he's talking about like, don't judge me on, like, he's basically saying, look at who I am not, like, you know, don't judge me on other things. And what is he doing to freaking Erica? He just said that something might be off with her because he is assuming that everything that that's happening with this dog or that they're still working together, that Nima is leading her on as if she is just helplessly in love with Nima. And Nima is saying you're such signals

that she's got hearts in her eyes. That's sort of what he's saying and something has to be off with her. And we saw her last weekend that she's not like that at all. But of course, Mike is projecting this, oh, of course the woman is gonna be just falling for someone like for the like, oh of course the woman is gonna be just falling for someone like for the man, like Nima. I'm like you Mike are actually making huge judgments about

Erica based off of nothing. So to you sir, I will see you in carpet court. And the case of Berber versus Shahid Shahood. What's his last name? What is wrong with me? I've watched his show for eight years. Mike Shahood. Mike Shahood. I'm sorry, I meant no disrespecting carpet courts. I'm a full missile. All right, quiet down Berber. Quiet down, Justin Berber.

Justin Berber. Justin Burber. Dun dun dun dun. So Nima who has spent his first season being called a Spindle Swimp all over the internet is like, um, any advice you give me is tainted because you're selfish. Anything I've done wrong with our Erica, I own it. And he's like, uh, but you're not only a man, okay? And you've known me two years and you're telling me who I am as a man. I'm a dishonest man, I'm a cheater. And Nima's like, I don't think you'll be a good stepdad.

Okay, I don't think so. You know, dishonest people do dishonest things and I don't think you're ready to be a stepdad. And Mike's like, well, I cannot believe you said that about me. Okay, I'm about to go fly my private plane over to Paulina's house right now Not dishonest not dishonest I'm invisible right now

You see that movie the invisible man that came out this weekend. It was about me. Yeah, I did actually see that movie quite terrible. I was scary. It was a lovely movie to see with my mom. She loves that shit. She's like, ooh that was good Looks like scary. Score. It took my mom. She loves that shit. She's like, oh, that was good. It looks like score. It looks like a good mom date. It looks scary. I'm not gonna watch it. I love Elizabeth Moss. It wasn't really scary. It was, you know, it was kind of like a lifetime movie. Well, I just don't like this much. Elizabeth Moss sure can cry. I mean, it does the woman ever catch a break in any role she takes.

I don't think I've ever seen her just play like a fun happy person. You know, it's always... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH just all just not right. So so now we have Sarah, Sarah and Destiny. They're in a car and they're excited for Vegas and Destiny's like oh my god boy boy boy boy I don't know I was wondering if I should bring my wig but it's just one day and I don't know if I need to be my wig. I could just be myself and Sarah's just like okay crazy face. Every time I'm around her she's just a lot which I love that. That's like Mean Girl saying for like get this bitch out of my her, she's just a lot. Which I love that. That's like Mean Girl saying for like, get this bitch out of my face. She's not my people.

Yeah, she does not like her at all. She hates her. Hades her. She's still mad about the Grunnan situation. Yeah. Grunnan Canyon. So then, Brezza and Adam show up at the World War First. Welcome to the World War First Story.

Yes, we are here to ruin your brand. Oh look there the funch is how is your trip on below deck? Did you have a fun time? Great. Let's talk about Sally Beauty And the funch is like oh my god, this is huge Yeah, and Raza is like oh, you know the fungies and I have invested a lot into Reza be obsessed except of course the branding in the marketing because Don't Would Want to Buy Hair Care called Reza be obsessed, but that's okay. I'm about to have a one year exclusive with Sally Beauty. Yeah, um, Reza be obsessed, yeah I agree the branding is stupid, but also what is the product even? He keeps telling people like us we'll get to that when we get to it. I thought it was shampoo, but it might be, I don't know, I think it might be a line.

It keeps the color in longer. If you put this in, it's going to keep the color in longer. And I was like, does it make your hair grow in a, like less amount of time? Like does it take longer for your hair to grow? Like I don't understand. No, this is really good because it keeps your hair dry when you throw water at Alia Shiree. Your hair stops growing, but it'll be upstairs. This is really great for when you want to play naked jenga, keeps everything in place.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. Rapin's commercial. So then Gigi is at her condo. Yeah, I put GG condo Malika cart. So no, no Malika is the cat because I wrote that down too. Malika Malika the cat is sitting there like, yeah, Malika's like, get me out of this pineapple hell right now. Please, how do I escape out of here?

I saw the invisible man. I got some pointers from Elizabeth Moss, but I'm afraid that they'll be invisible. GG, follow me around if I get out of here. I saw the invisible man. I got some pointers from Elizabeth Moss, but I'm afraid that they'll be an invisible Gigi following me around if I get out of here. Yeah, Gigi is not a safe person to live her, well, I guess it's really her second last joint before her embryo insertion, whatever. And Fati is just, she is in a pineapple and she is just scooping, she's wrapping pine apples up in plastic, she is scooping, She is pouring. It is like a very specific jambajus in there at that moment. Um, she's, Gigi's telling us, oh, yeah, I can't smoke while I'm pregnant. So I guess

I'm going to go 40 weeks without smoking. I don't listen. I'm a, I love some weed. I've always been a big pot smoker, but I don't know how save it is to like pop out a baby and immediately be high all the time Like you kind of like you kind of have to pay attention, but you know what? Who might I say they probably make like baby, you know, baby- Baby- Baby- Baby- Baby- Or whatever. All I gotta say is Malika looked terrified like oh god. She's got enough of the grass.

That's terrifying. I don't know if I can do this for 40 weeks with her nuts-doned. I'm gonna have to go back onto the bed. So back in Vegas, Sarah, or Sarah, comes into Destiny's room. And Destiny's like, when was the last time you lived here? Crazy shit happens to me all the time. Last time my Sierra was blonde, I was 110 pounds,

I was living it up. I was sitting at the boop boop boop boop boop. And this guy came up and said, how much baby? Oh yeah! She's like, humping the air. And Sara's barely tolerating any of this. She's like, I wouldn't tell you if I was mistaken, that's for a hooker and a baby.

It's like, I literally would not do that. Like, ew. And also, by the way, earlier when they were in their car, Sara's like, destiny lives in destiny's world, but it's fine, it's just who she is, Yeah, like ew and also by the way earlier when they were in their car, Saras like Destiny lives in Destiny's world, but it's fine It's it's just who she is which is again mean girl for like she's trash. She's trash. It's not find it at all I find it up I turned into Teresa. It's not find it at all It's not find it at all Anyway, she thinks she's trash clearly. I love it. She's like, that is the loose woven rug right there.

Okay, this mess. Wow. Wow. You know what kind of rug she is? Shad carpeting. Okay. Yeah. I called the carpet a rug.

I don't care. Sue me. Oh, damn. You really are Sue me. Carpet hood. Carpet hood. So back over to MJ and Tommy. me. Um, probably. So back over to MJ and Tommy MJ is like, I love you, Tommy. And he's like, I love you. Way more man. I love you. Wait, wait, wait, way more, bro. Yeah. And, uh, she's basically

bummed that like none of her friends came to see her at the hospital. And Tommy is pissed. Tommy is actually hilarious this episode. He is like reading people for filth, which is funny because he's like doing it in a bro, like a straight bro, Queen's accent. So it's like very surprising. But he's pissed and he's talking about Reza and saying how,

Oh, you did, was sending me a text that said, you know, you know the sky for 30 years and send to you a text that says, Plans for Speed of Recovery, what? I mean, what is this guy? And then we see the text, Texas said, you know, you know the sky for 30 years and something with Texas has prism of speedy recovery. What? I mean, what is this guy? And then we see the text, which is a little bit more than that. It's like, please let me know what's going on.

Prism of speedy recovery. Here's 45 prayer emojis. But still, like, Resa should have, Resa, I mean, 100% should have been there, like without a doubt. Well, he was on Twitter arguing with somebody about it. And he was like, what would I be there? I mean, look, nobody was there. That shows you what kind of person MJ was,

the proof is in the pudding. Which I don't need anymore, because hashtag bitch lost 50 pounds. Reset be not obsessed with pudding. So MJ, yeah, MJ is like, so while I'm recovering from my organs being removed Reset be not obsessed with pudding so MJ Yeah, MJ's like so while I'm recovering for my organs being removed instead of dropping everything to be with me He calls to confront me and we see a flashback of them being like did you tell And then Tommy's like he's the in-gettistical darcistic. Oh, I Ali Ali Ali like everybody doesn't know that Adam is the hillbilly or a wheel blow Oh, I, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and people off into gym. You know what I mean? He's probably got a couple of tenels tunnel syndrome over there.

Ah. Oh, I was like, what? That was amazing. It was just like such an amazing take down. This, the hillbilly horror of, we hope, getting Carpool Tunnel Syndrome for polishing guys off at the gym. Wow.

It was so savage. It was amazing. So then we go back to the Vegas. The Reza's printing for Sally Beauty. He's like, it's really sad being in Vegas with that MJ because we've gone to Vegas together since the time we've been kids. I'm like, she literally just had our uterus

pulled out of her surgically. Sorry, I didn't mean to make make it sound that graphic but like she just had massive surgery and a baby She wouldn't have even been able to come anyway So why are you trying to make it seem like you're the victim of a tragic situation between the two of you guys You created this situation and it she wouldn't have been there no matter what so why are you making into a thing? Yeah, so destiny comes over with Sara into their big huge penthouse, which is hilarious that they have this huge penthouse reserved for your Sally Beauty event

with like 10 people coming. I'm like, good guy. Well, no, I mean the penthouse. Good guy, Sally Beauty. Give him the penthouse. Sweet. He's going out the 25 miles from the city to a Sally Beauty. Give him the penthouse.

I know with the guy who gives that Costco samples, you know, not in Vegas this weekend or. Yeah, so Resa's still going on about it's really hard to I'm doing this without the help of my best friend. I'm like, okay, you're literally going to a Sally Beauty. Okay, you're walking in and you're hugging some people. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, I'm sure everyone's crushed that they can't be there. And Destiny's like, oh my God, I love this room.

I would have sex everywhere. Just saying. Who is destiny? Who is this destiny? I can't even know who this version of destiny is. Patient zero of the coronavirus. Patient zero of coronavirus So annoying. Yeah, she looks like she just wipes not everywhere

I'm gonna have sex everywhere. I'm I wait every one the wall door for story. Yeah so So then we go back to Gigi so I love how these timelines because These people have like flown to Vegas and everything. This entire episode, Gigi is now just moved on from the Pineapples in her kitchen and they got into the car. The entire episode is Gigi just getting to the doctor and coming back when two days of time have passed for everyone else. So she's in the car with her mom and her mom is a terrible driver.

And she's like, Mom, there's no stop sign there, mom, you're doing makeup. Oh, is he very exciting time right now So it's just close your eyes. She's like I will not close my eyes. I'll never open them with you I'd rather be driving there on a motorcycle Yeah So then um so now Adam and Rza are heading off to Sally Beauty. We said Sally Beauty so many times as podcasts. So they want to, they're heading out to Sally Beauty

and Reza's like, I want to pinch myself. This is a big day for me. So at this point, Ronnie, I thought what was happening was that there was like an event or a convention happening in Vegas and like one of the big roots, sort of like when Giselle that did her thing with every beauty. I thought there was going to be like a big there's a big thing happening. So when he's like this is a big day for me. I'm like, wow, this will be like on a showroom or part of like that or when

the big malls on the strip or like this big high profile thing. So I'm like, wow, this is sort of a big deal, you know. Yeah. And then it's like 10 people outside the Sally Beauty there to see Reza They were like in the suburbs. They're in the Vegas suburbs and there were like 10 people in line like who clearly had wandered over from the Kudoba To like something's going on. I'll get in line Yeah, it was so sad and then they they tried to like pan the line like it was this big long line But we they already showed us the line from far back

So we saw that it was only like 10 people they moved the camera like a tiny bit and cut away Lots of tight shots, you know as though and so Adam's wearing his like lucky orange ginkim shirt and Resa's like, you know, of course Adam Adam was pissed about the $500,000 I invested behind his back, but I'm like, there should be no butt after that. And he's like, but you know what, he brought Ali Asurian, and you know what? He couldn't take us down.

We're here at Sally Beauty. Hello, 10 people. That was a weird, weird segue into that. It's like, okay, so yes, I did use $500,000 without My husband's permission, but he did bring that whore into our house So we're even and nothing bring us down I mean look are we selling our merch at Salah Beauty? No So I getting into Salah Beauty is a big deal or any any stores a big deal

I get that I just thought with all this like the world of Restoria and the penthouse suite and the Funches and Vegas and the planes and this and that and the oh I can't believe my best friend isn't here to celebrate I just was expecting like Like I thought it'd be like Sally Beauty Con or something like that We're all the Sally Beauty people have like arrived in Vegas. It was just like a random like next to your wall It's a meet and greet sample day or whatever So he's like I'm so honored and so humbled to think that this is the place where little Persian kid moved

To three years old and realized I can be myself and all my dreams can come true. It's like, okay, calm down. You know, I'm trying to think of an Oscar winner. I'm like calm down, Joaquin Phoenix, okay. You were not just at the statue, calm down. I know. He gives like five congratulatory speeches to him. I can't even say. He's talking like he just won a constitutional battle and carpet court or something. He's on the steps addressing the press.

This is a landmark day for everyone who has wall-to-wall carpeting. He will never be forgotten. And now finally, Astro Turf has to stop calling itself carpet because it goes outside, and that's not fair. Thank you very much. This is a great day, because finally, welcome mats are included in the world of carpets and rugs. Thank you, everyone. I love that he's fighting for welcome mats, but against Astro Turf.

Yeah, he does. He's always complicated. He's always complicated. He's a complicated person. This would be obsessed with carpet law. So Sara and Destiny are like in a limo. They're in a full on limo, a stretch, giant stretch like SUV limo,

and they pull up to this suburban salad beauty And they get it. They're just like and you just can imagine Sarah is like I took off work for this And the president just keeps telling everybody it will make your color last longer Now here are the three things you need to know about sales one. No, who you were selling to. People who like their color to stay in longer. Number two, uh, I forgot number two, but it's a big deal that I'm here. Thank you America. Yeah, number three, would you like to invest $500,000 behind your spouse's back? Great. Number four, I would give you a bag for 10 cents extra. So they they people come, it's nice. And then the guy like the the the Salibudi guy is like big news. We hit 120% of

ourselves. Planned. Wow. Like sunny beauty. Thanks to Sarah and Dustin Destiny who just came in and spent like $500 each. Yeah, exactly. Vida back with MJ and then Vida's like, he grabbed my chain. My necklace, it's a lady's. No, it's a crow. She really does love that baby because I don't imagine that normally if someone grabbed her chain, she'd pinch them under their arm until they cried. Vida be obsessed.

like cried. Vita be obsessed. So let's see. GG back in the car with GZ. Here we are. Yes. It's a month later for everybody else. Shams is three years old. Yeah. Cheech is still going to the doctor. Yeah. So they're still they've actually I think gone to the doctor and now they're driving home and now GG is still complaining about her mom's driving. And then they finally get home. And at this point, it's both her mom and her dad. And Fati's like, what a day, oh, what a day. So they're looking at ultrasound video of the embryo implant and stuff. And the dad's like, now you have to think positively.

You have to watch funny movies. And then her mom's like, mel Brooks movies. positively you have to watch funny movies and then her mom is like Mel Brooks movies oh they're so funny Mel Brooks Mel Brooks you know Mel Brooks like oh how old do you think I am mother she's like it doesn't matter how old he's master of comedy all you needed life on Mel Brooks and pineapple Mel Brooks so then Gigi's like I have to do my video diary for the baby So she's like hi baby. I'm back home from doing the transfer for 48 hours after Lalo and relax So see you in 11 days for the pregnancy test. I don't forget to watch Mel Brooks Just trying to get her started early. So then Destiny...

By the way, that video diary felt very much like a thriller to me. Like, that's the video that you find three days before Gigi was like, went missing. They pull up a video where she's talking to herself about embryos and things like that, you know? Well, Gigi ever goes missing. She's chasing somebody else to kill. I don't worry about you. I'm not sure. GG being a victim. That's her damn sure.

It's like, and then my mom left to go on a murdering spree across the state. So then we actually go to commercial. And before we come back to the show, there's a watch that happens live promo and it's Andy. And he's sitting there with Nini and Marlow. And he's like, oh, girl, I'm gonna have tonight. We with Nini and Marlo and he's like girl, but I'll be right we got we got Nini and Marlo. Hey, Nini you think Kenny is watching tonight and he goes fuck her And then and then and he's like oh, she's like well. Oh, I can't say that can I she thought there's a delay And it just went out right on the airways. Fuck her. Oh man.

Well, I guess Neenie forgave Andy for not liking her, or calling her on wearing the same dress twice. Oh yeah. They're big five of 2020. So it was worth it just to see how like, thrown off Andy was. He was like, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, she's like on the air, Neenie. All right, now let's bring out some strippers with boxes around their crotch Andy was he was like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh to get Abby good at this job just scare him. Alright, he's 10.

What about that? By the way, have you noticed that his rhyming intro on Watch Happens Live have gotten so insufferable? Like way more than ever. I think last night, I saw the first two seconds because it's on the recording. He's like, she's a lover of locks and she says, you the moot room box, the box, the box. Oh my God, what is wrong with this?

What is happening? Who's writing this? So then we go to, we come back to the show. We go with Palina and Mike in the car. Palina is just like, ah, like if I had to make one sound to describe Palina, that's her. with Paulina and Mike in the car. Paulina is just like, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He gave his apartment to his ex-girlfriend and then he moved into a new apartment And I was like bro just drinking you're on you're giving her an apartment Which did we miss that part in the beginning? Did they say that I didn't I didn't seem to remember that that was part of it

But yeah Mike starts saying Mike who was really upset about being called dishonest He's like yeah, I just so you know, you know, you know, he's just drinking along this poor girl, you know And Mike and so then I just said you know, Nima, he's just drinking along this poor girl, you know? And so then I just said, you know, home, I say, you're just drinking along this poor girl. And then homeboy goes, wow, something must be off with Paulina, that she would allow herself and her children to be subjected to someone as dishonest as you or you around her or them or whatever. I'm like, you kind of left out the part where you said that something was off with Erica. Mike, talk about dishonest. Yeah, and she's like, that's bullshit.

I don't like talking about, I don't like him talking about you. And anyone who speaks to you like that, I will confront them. Oh, I'm shocked probably now. I'm shocked that you're going to start a fight with somebody on TV, which you have to just be on because you love Mike so much? Sog. Yeah, Mike's like, the only ones who try to tear you down are the ones trying to deflect their own shortcomings. I'm like, hmm.

So like, you trying to make people feel like shit with your life is not... Does nothing going on in it? I can't think of any good examples. I'm just assuming that that's what's happening. The point is this, for someone who is like, God mad about being called dishonest, he totally made it seem like Nima out of nowhere just came for Paulina. When Nima was like, you are saying that there's something

off with Erica, like, you know, someone could say, like you wouldn't, you wouldn't like it if someone said there was something off with Paulina, you know? Yeah, and it's also just a case of Mike like, oh, I'm not gonna fight with Nima right now because he's winning this argument. So I'm just gonna have my girlfriend fight him for me. Yeah, so men speak of Nima.

He's then, we see him, he's on the phone with someone named Annette and maybe it's Annette Benning. I would love it if he just like casually has a friendship with a net bending. And so he is telling her that he's about to go on his very first blind date and she's like, and that's like, just so you know, your teeth are intimidating.

They're very intimidating. Yeah, it's like, you mean a good way or a bad way? So he goes on this blind date with this girl Amy and he's like, sorry, still your straw, because he's drinking his wine with the straw to save his teeth. Oh, I didn't even pick up on that, but that makes sense. So he doesn't get stains on his teeth. Which do do those stain isn't the whole point that you can always scrub them clean and they'll always be that white? I don't even know. Even if they did stain, there's just so much like, just like, refraction, like, just little, not just so much light coming from them that you couldn't even see this thing.

You can't look at them directly, okay? They're just very, very intense. It's like looking at a bunch of like cars lined up with their brights on in your face. Yeah, so he's got, he's like, sorry, he's still your straw and she's like, oh my god, paper or plastic, what kind of place is this? So I thought was funny. I was like, okay, I like her, she's not gonna last. Yeah. She will not be into him for two seconds. No. He's like, I have a confession, this is my first blind date ever. I mean, I consulted many focus groups and we decided this would be the best move for my brand.

So here we are. Yeah. She's like, well, I've been on dating apps. She goes, yeah, but on apps, you know, the person. And she's like, but do you? Do you really? And then he just goes off. He's like, well, you know, dating's new because, you know, I have something in common with you. I got cheated on, you know, and yeah, I wasn't in that situation because my dad had the same situation because of my mom, you know, and then he carried that chip on his shoulder and now that they just keep cutting the shit. It was a brutal divorce. We had things, things, things got messed. We had to take it to carpet court. It was just a terrible time for everyone. You ever go to carpet court? Here's the thing. It makes you stronger. I can tell you're already stronger for it. Yeah, it's like 10 hours later. And he's like stainless. It's, it's falsed. You know,, basically won that case. So that was good.

But, you know, who came out on top scotch guard, now that, that's someone I should have married. You know what I'm saying? But it turns out, it turns out that pet odors do not come out, whether they're, whether they're mutter, pure breed, they do not come out, especially if you've been doing some hardcore massaging on that carpet. So we learned that the hard way. Yep, but we do have a new top lawyer coming in. Her name is nature's miracle. So, you know, good luck. Good luck, honey. I mean, in terms of you can't swiffer even just the lowest of carpet. It just does not work. So he's like, wow, that was amazing. This date has gone amazing. I've proven to myself that I can really, I can really go on with my life now. This is great. All right.

So where do you want to go next? And she's like, I called my Uber. I don't know where you're going. Yeah. Yeah, he is, and then you know it's a bad sign when you try to pay for it. And she goes, no, let's go have these. Let's go have these.

She's like, does not want to have any sort of sign that she liked this day. Yeah, you will not hold this calamari over my head later, sir. Yeah. So we then go back to Vegas. Sara is sitting at this very fancy restaurant with her brother Sam who is full of personality and they're sitting there and Resa and Adam and Destiny come walking through the hallway and of course Destiny is going, I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Adam Levine almost like there's like a like almost there not quite both like a frosted Frosted top like the bleach the night the 1999 bleach top. Oh, it was just yeah

I mean chewing gum and only orders water. What are what's going on there? So rest is like I appreciate you coming and It's like who cares. I was gonna go over the drink orders. No's no more cares. So then Destiny's like, I wanna know more about your brother. Whoever this destiny is. And Red's is like, so what do you do, little one? And so I was like, oh, I bet on sports. Yeah, sports and poker for living. And Saras is like, this is so embarrassing. I don't know what I'm more embarrassed about

being next to my brother or next to Destiny. Oh, I'm not gonna get worse. So basically you have loaded parents in your fuck boy. Got it. Yep, exactly. So then he starts flirting with Destiny. I don't even remember what he was saying, but it's something like, nice napkin. Oh, me?

My napkin, you like that? Oh my God. Yeah, I tell you what you get What did you get what do you get into destiny? And she's like nightlife. I love nightlife. Have you ever dated a Persian girl? Never dated a Persian girl. You're missing out. Yeah, so they're all over each other. And then rest is like, okay, everybody, I already took care of the bill. So you fucking liar. you did not take care of that bill. Yeah, exactly, it was the punches,

and if not the punches, then Bravo. So then they all pile into a party bus, and they're all, you know, partying, and we see this, like, Adam doing the stripper pull, and you just sort of, like, sadly, just sort of, like, wits around it, and collapse this onto the floor like Just like exactly how you'd imagine Adam to do a stripper pull

I got vertigo So rest is like you know that point in the evening with your buzzes at the perfect spot I'm in that motherfucking stone right now and then they feel like a glamorous slow motion saw As shot where they're watching walking really slowly towards the camera so glam And they're at top golf Well, we saw a coupon when we were at Sally Beauty on the floor and we thought why not make a native it? I mean this is like This I mean I this is like, I mean, I know that, you know, I think we all appreciate a good high low moment, but this like, we're salibuty to the Waldorf Astoria, to Topgolf situation

is a lot to process. And this song's like, I'm a mover than a shake, I'm a mover than a shake, you're at Topgolf. You're at Topgolf. This is, you're at Topgolf, you're literally a Topgolf. Chuck E. Cheese are next fine dining experiment. I don't really doing a lot of off-strip activities. I mean admittedly it was it's a huge top golf. It looks cute. I never get that's true. The point is it was your big others. Why were they at top golf?

Why why didn't they just get on the Ferris wheel in Vegas? I mean It was a strange so then they're in Top golf and then there's like again, it's this slow mo It's like on tarage like the worst version of on tarage They're walking through slow-mo and then they're like shooting the balls The breaches are so shady. They do like a slow-mo glamour shot of Adam trying to hit the ball And just were like chips in and it bounce off the side of a little Little like cage thing or whatever and sort of falls off Yeah, you just see in slow motion Adam like So funny so does somebody is flirting with Sam and she's like Shum Sasha

And he's like oh and she's like that means it's hot. You don't speak far see and So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, his arms around her to show her how to swing the club and Sarah's just like sitting on the side with Reza. She's like Sam, please, it's just never ends. You fucked everyone up my sister's wedding. He's like, he hooked up with my makeup artist at my sister's wedding and yeah, she's no longer my makeup artist. Yeah. And then she's like, uh, Sam, don't fuck her, please. Never mind. You already has this dick out. Yeah. Uh, so he, don't fuck her, please. Oh, never mind. You already has this dick out. Yeah. So he's immediately gonna fuck her just to make this sister mad, you know?

And then he's like, she said not to flirt with you. And Dustin, he's like, what's your dynamic? And Sam's like, we fight every time we go out. Look, yeah. So now you're gonna get her back, I love it. So then Resa and Saras would move to a different area. And Resa's like, is Destiny gonna be Digmatized? And Saras, they all are.

And he goes, ah! He thinks that's the funniest thing he's ever heard. And she's like, how old is Destiny? Like, 40? He's like, 38, I promise. So now she's on Sam's lap. And he's like touching the little like her necklace, which is sort of a gold charms and trinkets or whatever.

And he's like, if one day I fuck you, I want you to keep this on. Oh, she's like, oh yeah, I always keep it on. He's like, no, I mean, you're all you can drink bracelet from Topgolf so sexy. And Russ is like, I'm gonna call him Twister, because he gets to host Twister. Like, oh, Raza. And then Destiny is like, she's like up on him and she's like really close to his mouth. She goes, I like that you can take direction well. And she starts like, licking him, like like licking his lips and sort of his tongue.

And I was like, why? Why are we subjecting top golf to this? They are a perfectly good brand. It's so weird, OK. So then they fuck, right? She takes him to her room and they bone. And then it's like the morning in Raza's like, oh, it is so hard to sleep.

Well, thinking about these milestone moments and that my bestie isn't here. And then it just keeps cutting between MJ and Reza being pissed off at each other and sad that they're not friends anymore And then it ends it's like where you just not happy ending ending with destiny getting some like what the hell Yeah, I think they were they I think the producers were trying to like Create intrigue to make us follow it to Friday nights, but I was also like create intrigue to make us follow it to Friday nights, but I was also like So these milestones, so we're comparing

Resa selling some product at Sally Beauty in suburban Vegas to MJ finally having a baby finally fulfilling like four or five years of This long shot miracle baby trajectory. We're gonna compare that to selling some shit in Sally Beauty. I mean, come on. That's Resla, baby. And that is the end of showers of sunset. Thank you, everyone, for listening. We will hopefully see a bunch of you guys in Salt Lake City later this month.

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