Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi everybody, I'm Ronnie Caram and that's been Mantle Carover there. Hi, Bien. Hey Ronnie, what's up? Not much, how are you? I'm great, I'm in New York. I'm at my childhood home back again visiting my parents for the first time since 2020. So it's been really wonderful and it's lovely, although I am finding the logistics

of actually recording a podcast in this house, getting harder and harder and harder every time I do it. Yeah, especially after you've given it that much time, I've realized that COVID, you know, the being stuck in the house for the year really affected the parents more than anyone. My parents are moving right now

and they've been moving for like six weeks. I mean, just the shit you pile up, you know? Yeah, my parents have like piled up stuff all around this, this my childhood desk. I mean, there's always sort of crowded but now it just seems so crowded and they're just like not enough room and I'm currently sitting here. I've got a microphone that's on a little stand that's stacked on top of a board game on top of a book. And I'm like

hunched over it. Like my back is going to be dead by the end of it. Because if I try to sit up straight or normally, then my voice is all the way over here. Yeah. I know. I'm like, you're in the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. We don't need, we don't need that. So I'm just going to sit here like this and just like hunched over just staring at an old game of clue and you know, right next to me my life basically living like me right now right next to a printer and I told my parents listen mom dead I'm gonna be podcasting for the next few hours. So Please don't come in here and they're like well, what if we have to print something?

I'm like well, could you like not print, well, what if we have to print something? I'm like, well, could you not print it? Well, we might have to print something. So there's a good chance that in the middle of this podcast, the printer's gonna, you're just gonna hear a printer. Like, it's right next to the mic. And there's no hiding it. It'll just be talking about Reza.

And I'd be like, bitch, be like, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz But isn't it funny how you become your parents? Because that happens to you too. I'll be like, what is that? And you're like, oh, it's the printer. Well, my printer at home in LA sometimes just decides to go on, just to exert its presence. It doesn't really print anything, but it'll be like, for like 30 seconds, and you're like, what are you, like, I get it. You're year, you're in my room, you don't need to like announce yourself.

It's kind of like it's me ignoring, it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, go, oh, it's like when you're the first kid awake at the sleepover and you're like, oh, I'm like waiting for other kids to wake up and you're like, come on. All right, well today here we are everybody with Shaws of Sunset. Wow, African themed party on Shaws of Sunset. Just in case case anybody there's anybody out there who hasn't cringed enough this week with just the regular news of the world which is insane as usual but here we have the shots of sunset having an African themed party and let's remember this was filmed at the height of everything going on in this country. There's BLM protests all over the country right now when this is happening.

Major things being discussed. So going us to decides to have an African themed party complete with African dancers and Mike Trest is a monkey. So you know super classy, super classy episode guys. Yeah, so you know, I know things get a little bit more complicated when we're talking, but, you know, like, listen, we're white guys. Or white passing, I guess. But like, from what I've learned over the past year, because we've been, you know, trying to educate ourselves, right, isn't like about appropriation, right? It's like, if it's like, if you're wearing someone's culture as a costume, it's like if it's like if you're wearing someone's culture as or costume it's like not so good that's kind of what I was thinking in time I was like is

this bad is this is this not right am I watching something that's not right I can't tell right now I feel like this is not quite right but I can't tell so I just decided to chalk it up to just good old-fashioned Shaws cringiness well yeah it was pretty cringe um so but you know I'm you know, I mean, it's shots. You've got it. You've got, like, let's, you know, we can go down the faults of every single person in this cast. Yes.

But, uh, yeah, it's shots, you know. I mean, this whole episode is about, did you actually fuck the lady you were texting about, you know, boning in the butt? Were you only texting one of those people that, but then your friends were actually making up texts about you boning them in the butt. Or are you still mad that your friends said that you had 10 abortions,

and that's why your uterus exploded? Or are we mad because your mother told the lady that she lost a little weight, but she still needed to get an ass. Yeah. So you can just go down the line. OK. Right.

Right. It's sort of like weird that cultural appropriation doesn't land at the top of the list of cringeworthy things on this episode. They're all in the top. My god. So unlike a party, an Adam's house, they're all tops. Okay. So let's go to previously, there's a snake in the group that's trying to ruin my relationship with

Paulina. Paulina your pants are by the way I'm wearing some earbuds from circa 2004 and their volume is really quiet So sometimes I just don't hear you so if I talk over you this episode It's it's just because I think there's dead air and I just get nervous so I apologize. I'll see hear me Well I'm pranking the volume even more right now like I'm like, well, I guess I am turning into my pants. What'd you say? What'd you speak up? Speak up.

I also can't yell right now. I can't be as loud as I want to be because my dad is in the next room over conducting a Zoom with a tax board of some sort where he's like that he's on. So the last thing they need while they're doing their official town business is me in the background, but he's like, that's's on. So the last thing they need while they're doing their official town business is me and the background Everybody that's

Impression Okay, so we start at Gigi's condo And you know, I don't know if there's a baby and of course a grandmother and an Annie, you know Yes, he really took that whole it takes a village thing to heart and You know, you really took that whole it takes a village thing to heart and The entire village at her house at all. I mean, that's a way to mother isn't it? I mean, I would I would probably parent if I didn't you know if I could just pop it out and then Just kind of leave, you know, I mean everybody would parent if you could like still go to the mall all the time I think I would take on literally every responsibility in the world if I could just do that

I'd be like okay sure. I'll go for an MBA. Sure, can mom, can you do this for me? Thanks. Yeah. Like, I would literally do it all, sure. Yeah. Della, Della goal, Della goal, mess that, delegation, she's very good at delegation, okay.

I thought you were trying to say Della Reese. I was like, Della Reese actress, yes, rest in peace. So I'm trying to make the name Gigi work with delegation, but you know, Deli-Gigi-A-Shen. Deli-Gol-Nessation. Yeah, it didn't work. No, it didn't. We'll have to delegate that, that pawn out.

Does that want to make it work? I'm gonna ask Groxy the nanny to make that work. So maybe that's the equal half something. So yeah, Gigi is talking about how quarantine hit and her mom just started staying at the house. Gigi says it as if it was a pure accident. As if Gigi did not beg her mom to stay and take care of everything and refill the candy bowls, you know. And she's complaining about it, like you're getting free fucking nonstop

24 hour a day child care. It's like complaining to the Costco sample person. Like, you know what, that chicken bite really means more salt, sir. Yeah. So yeah, she's talking about how she, her mom's your best friend, but we just biggered a lot. And you know, a lot just six months old now

and my mom is still here. I'm like, you should be so lucky that your mom is still there. Yeah, and then she says, she says we still bigger. And then they show the clips. That's not bickering. That's elder abuse. You know what it is? It's not, it's neither. It's uninteresting.

So, Gigi is, she's like, she starts saying, like, just so we're clear about it, I just party. Because of COVID, I don't want them there long, okay? I just want to, I just want to make sure he's not around a bunch of people and he just makes his appearance then he's gone. I'm like, well, why are you having this party then? I mean, I cry, cracks me up

that the whole time she's worried about getting in trouble for COVID restrictions, right? Because she's constantly going, what is gonna be six feet apart? So it's totally safe that we're doing it. Thank you for coming. I haven't allowed anybody to see my baby. And now you can all, it's like, okay, but now you're having like 30 people see him. And you're having an African thing to party.

Just stop. Well, also, we'll also like, um, uh, like the infection doesn't just stop at Gigi. She's like, no one can see the baby, no one can see the baby. However, I will mix and mingle with all 30 people. It's like, yes, and that's how you would also pass along any kind of infection regardless of whether it's COVID or not, to your baby. Yeah, I like that it's just so,

it's just so strong of her to hold off for six months and then bring like 50 people. I know. I can't understand all over the baby. So, so apparently only Resa Adam and Destiny have seen Elijah, the privileged few who've been able to see this baby. Um, but now she wants other people to see him in real life, which I actually understand. So we have Anita Anita comes back. Anita is one of our OG friend-ups on the show. She's from season one and she comes with a bag and a vision board of party ideas and

Gigi's like you know is so easy for me to come up with the theme because Elijah just loves Animals or maybe it's that maybe it's me that loves animals. I just want the animals. I'm like Yeah, I think it's you. I don't think I just know what an animal is right now And this Anita girl brought 3d models made out of popsicle sticks. And I still believe her more than I believe Destiny is a popular party planner. Which are we dropping that story in line? It looks like next week maybe she's doing, she says I'm doing an event. So I don't know if that just meets a party at her house or an actual event.

I think it's a party at her house, but I guess we're just forgetting that Destiny is a party planner. But I guess so. I like popsicle stick art. So you go. Yeah. I'm going to assume we're we're going to just drop that storyline because Resa didn't hire her for Palm Springs and Gigi didn't hire her for this party.

And those are Destiny's two friends. So I think it's, I think that that shop is closed. So Anita shows her this popsicle stamp thing and then like a grassy area and she has like little models for the car and stuff. I was like, where's the guy dressed like a monkey who's cheating on his girlfriend all the time and then the queen, you know, wandering around the party going, oh my god, I really wanted to hug you so bad. And then the other one screaming, you won't let me see your baby!

Or the white guy's dressed as African drummers drumming. That too. You're missing some figures. Okay, you're missing some figures. I know. So, I don't know, actually in some weird way, I really enjoyed Anita sort of, you know, planning out a party via Thunderbird's figurines.

I like that in a weird way. Um, because I think it's close to what I would do. I would just, like, pull out all my childhood Fisher Price toys. And I guess I'm saying that because I'm sitting amongst them right now. But, um, those figures are actually probably made of about as much rubber as any Bravo star will be by the end of their reign. So it kind of works. Yeah, I feel like I'm actually actively sitting in a pitch deck for a neatest next party, just with all these like Legos and playing the Bule things around. So you've got your little popsicle stand for your laptop over there. I'm literally looking at

a mailbox that says play school, postal station, and then underneath it is a Sesame Street building. Did you ever have that thing? Well, your parents really never let go of the past, huh? Well, I mean, there were grandkids. They were going to throw some shit out. Well, some of this stuff sort of came out from hiding because the grandkids, but now the grandkids are old enough that they're not playing with them. So they just are around, but I have to say the Assessime Street building is pretty dope. It was like, you can open it up and it has different floors and it was pretty cool.

So anyway, speaking of children's stuff, MJ is now at a children's store with Mike and Mike's like, so I guess this is like a sippincy and she's like, no, it's not a sippincy, it's a welcome to the world. See, and it tells us a sippincy is a southern tradition where women sit memoses and see the baby, and then, which is exactly what I did last year, whereas a welcome party is where Golnessa doesn't want to copy me,

so we have to rebrand it for her ego. Yeah. So he's like, listen, you already have this Cheetah Wonsi. Why are you buying this? Cause she's talking about what she's, uh, gonna wear to the party. And of course, MJ has nine million Cheetah onesies. She's got us like we get to see a parade

of all of MJ's Cheetah onesies over the years. And she's like, no, you're thinking of the one with mesh cutouts for the boob. Oh, no, no, no, no, you're thinking of the one with the unbuttoned butt just in case I have to go, oh, no, no, no, no, no, you're thinking of the one with mesh cutouts for the boob. Oh no, no, no, no, you're thinking of the one with the unbuttoned butt just in case I have to go. Oh no, no, no, no, you're thinking of the one with the cheetah outfit after cheetah outfit. And he's like, you know what? How about if I come up to snake?

Oh yeah. Do you like that joke? Do you like it? She's like, whatever. So then meanwhile, Resa and Adam are at home and Destiny comes over. A la! And so Reza is like, girl, girl, you look so good. She goes, I love you, I love you! Make a Sunday look, I have Jenny's blended ice cream. Not a sponsor at all whatsoever, but please make a Sunday and Bravo feel free to cut to this ice cream in a bowl five more times during the scene

Bitspie Sunday So she's like oh my god that's so past me Because she has to say as many Farsi words as she can because that's like her thing So what is that because he's in so much trouble right now, pretty much with everybody. So he's really just laying it on. Yeah, so Gigi's like, honestly, she's like, who are you?

And Gigi, who's there, says, honestly, Reza, not good. I feel abandoned. You left me. You let me come on. This is like the most, Okay, you were not abandoned in the middle of a farm city and left defend for yourself in a language you don't know. You were left at an Airbnb, all expense paid, luxury accommodations with all of your friends. Okay, so he's like, Well, I need to apologize. You know, me dipping before you guys left was so not cool, but for me,

I knew I had to get out of there. I mean the lies were stacking on top war for one another for me And like bitch be like I can't have so many lies stacked up like that's like that was like a genius splendid ice cream Sunday of lies And Gigi is there and I'll Gigi is there now and she's, bro, but you gotta tell us. Like, you gotta tell us so we can go get a hotel or something. And he says, well, you know what, I'm thinking, I'm gonna be like Captain Seveho for Paulina. You know, sorry, I tried to help you. No good deed goes unpunished, but you believe him, okay? You know, look, there's a lot of reasons I couldn't be friends with Raza. One, he's horrible. horrible to he wears glitter shirts in

Probably yeah, I mean I could be here all day, but this is the worst defense having a Sunday bar And these are the flavors he has lemon Tangerine or mango the fuck kind of Sunday bar is that get out of my life I thought you were gonna say his big offense was quoting from wicked. No good Dude doesn't punish Popular I'm gonna be popular I think that I think he actually probably does sing that one to himself. I Just wish I knew the lyrics for define gravity

Bitch knows 20 pounds of dog Define Gravity! Um, so Gigi is like, you know, I have this history with Reza. And so, like, it's very, like, this is so hard that he would do that to me. And then we see their history where Gigi keeps in every episode making herself this big huge victim, that everybody has always been so mean to poor Gigi. So I'd love in every single episode. It's like, fuck you bitch, I'll fucking kill you! And then pushing out on with the roses. I'm saying the whole episode. But what is remarkable is they do keep showing the the GG's turning out moment, but what's also remarkable is how much footage they have of all of these people doing dirty by all of each other, like that the fact that it's like two episodes in a row that they were able to mine multiple scenes for a

montage of resubing awful to GG and have like minimal overlap in the clips, you know? I'm like, wow they just have so much for so many montages at this point. Yeah, so Reza goes, listen, I want to tell you exactly what my conversation with Mike is verbatim, okay? We were on the phone, I was eating some Jenny's splendid ice cream and I was like bitch, be like gaining 40 pounds again, am I right? Anyway, this was like when he was still trying to convince me that the real fake messages were fake and then like he was telling people, telling people who like out to get him and I was like Mike, you sound unhinge, you sound like someone who was not enjoyed the beautiful flavors of Jenny's splendid ice cream yet.

You sound like you sound really sour right now, like a lemon, which is a delicious flavor of Jenny's ice cream. Totally clean factories, no mysterious whatsoever. So cut back to the store where Mike's like, I said, Reza, listen, this is what I said, master, babe, I said, Reza. Tell me that it wasn't you because you're the only one that does this kind of stuff and he goes it was gg Then cut back to the rest of going here said I know it's gg I know it is

And gg's like because you had already said it's going to And rase goes no I didn't see anything about Goldness. And so Destiny goes, oh, you know, he's very scared of you. He's very, very scared of you. Well, it just seems like a lot of smoke and mirrors. And I'm thinking he made the fake text messages because he got caught with the real ones. So in conclusion, what Mike is saying is smoke and mirrors, but my proposal that he actually found the app and made the only made his move messages himself and then

interacted with himself and then claimed that they were me trying to frame you when it was really me, that is the more realistic theory here. Yeah, they're all they're also guilty as Alan this I think you know obviously Mike sent the original What's that message is right? So we all know that he admits to that and then of course Resid I mean of course he did and I don't doubt if Gigi did it either I think that they were like sitting there laughing on the phone thinking they were being hilarious But now it's like this huge thing Yeah, I mean the sad thing is that Resid's theory is not out of the ballpark for Mike like I would not be surprised if that happened

But yeah, I kind of get the sense that basically Reza was doing it as a joke and then the joke backfire and now he's in defensive mode Yeah, and destiny shut up. You know what you know what no one needs a talking crutch lady Okay, oh my god. Yeah, I'm so scared of you. It couldn't be. I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to need to talk about this goes, yes, next time I see him, it's like, no, because the next time we see him is a very, very important day for my son. It's a day when my son will be brought out for 30 seconds. Okay, but for four hours, you cannot ruin that day because it all matters to my son. It will not be present for almost all of it. So it's like, well, I'm only working towards being a better flavor of mango for you, Lucy's ice cream. And M.J. want to be a good friend to M.J. too. So one day I can beat Baby Shams.

Which is so ridiculous. Like, so already knew that he was banned from meeting Shams which is so ridiculous like so already knew that he was banned from meeting shams of course Putting himself at this like oh I want in life is a couple of nuts on my delicious looses and to meet baby shams I Like you could have met him actually when he was born if you weren't being a jackass So GG says oh well, no, no, you won't meet baby, you know, baby shams cuz you know MJ said that when it comes to res He can never see the baby goes and then she explains like well, you know She had told me she was giddy

Do you mean that MJ? She had told me she was giddy that we were friends. I'm afraid I'm going to cry into my genius splendid ice cream. And I like many toppings but tears are not one of them. She's like well I'm sure it was true that she you know meant all that all that stuff. And he's like, she's not even close with Gonesa. She could, she should tell me this first hand. It's so hard to take them seriously in that glitter shirt. I can't. I can't. Resa, I don't think, Resa, maybe, maybe, like, you, like, I don't know what part of you have a restraining order against my husband.

Like, do you need to have explained first hand as to why you will not be meeting the baby? It's like pretty simple. And she even told you last season, you need to drop this restraining order, otherwise we're not gonna be able to move forward, right? So, it's just this. He just acting like such a victim

as if he's cared about this baby all along. Yeah, well, I know what we can get our mind off of all of this. Let's go to do some painting class. Yeah, Nima is gonna go to Venice Beach, do some painting class, and you know what? He walks up and he goes, hey, my friend has been wanting to do this and she's been talking about a nonstop, it's sort of her new brand.

So I'm really excited to be doing this right now. This is great, this is wonderful. I'm sure this is exactly what M.G. Wanted to do drive an hour and a half from Calabasis to Santa Monica. Yeah To paint do a city Painting class. So M.J. comes and he's like, oh, you're giving me Madonna 80s vibes Not really. He says yeah, the way you have giving me Madonna 80s vibes. Not really. He says, yeah, the way you have your jacket around your shoulders, I'm like, or just a lady, just any lady,

who's worn a jacket in their life. So, Neema's wearing, they're drinking wine and Leema's wearing his wine glass round his neck because he got a little, like a little caddy and they're like, oh, yeah, remember, I was wearing this, I was wearing this in Big Bear that one time when I nearly kissed Goldnessa, wow, or on-and-off story, love storyline is really captivating to so many people, mainly myself. Yeah, I think it's so funny that every time all the other people on this cast have a scene and they

show them on Taj, it's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna cut you to death. And then when they show his, it's like, remember that time I brought something to hang my wine glass around my mat? Yeah, pretty much. So, yeah, so, so basically, they're painting and MJ is talking about how she goes, remember that ear in your life when you would like candles and pour wine and have a turntable? I don't even know what that means to be on this. She goes, well one of the things that you do when you're a cool person person is you paint. I'm like I don't I don't entertain the turntable part but I support it. Basically it's a pandemic and you're stuck at home and you're bored. So even the idea of going to go painting with Nima an hour and a half away is appealing at this point. So Nima is saying that the whole trip to Palm Springs was bizarre because Gigi won't

even talk to him when they're in the same house for three days and he just doesn't get it. And she's like, yeah, but don't you remember you rejected her? Like a woman has a right to feel overthrown. Whatever that was. Yeah, well, she says she has a right to feel the after flow of. Oh, thank you. I was like, why would she feel the over the overthrow? What's that mean?

So Neymus like but we were cool after Hawaii for months and now I'm not even invited to what should be a very culturally appropriate birthday party unless it's something goes terribly awry am I correct? God, and then MJ is like well one thing that I learned getting to the good party unless it's something goes terribly right am I correct? God. And then MJ is like well one thing that I learned getting to the good place that I man is I had to wipe out all my excuses you know because it's not just Gigi shit it's also you a shit. He's like okay what did he ever do to her? Didn't he did she get mad at him about the weed business thing when he was

giving her all that free work for that when he was trying to brand probably do whatever. Probably I didn't get the impression that she was feeling rejected and embarrassed by the fact that she wanted to have sex, but maybe she was. I don't know. The only person who thinks Nima, the only person that thinks Nima was in a relationship with Chi Chi is Nima. He's crazy. Yeah, I don't know. Unless maybe like she was annoyed because he goes and talks almost as if they have this like magnetic chemistry and she's like just not that into him. Maybe that's what a noiser. I don't know. Or I guess last year because he sided with MJ and all that stuff and kept trying to

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So now Gigi she goes to meet with London and a woman named Heather who is London spiritual advisor In a very interesting wig. And basically just Kim Zolciak's wig. If it fell off the building. If it fell off the building after the cancellation of the show. Yeah, it's like if Kim Zolciak's wig fell off a building and then Heather happened to be walking along the street down below and just landed on her head,

that's kind of what we have going on there. Kim Zolciak without boning an NFL player. Yeah. of what we have going on there. Kim Solsi, I quit out boning and I fell player. Yeah. So Heather is an intuitive life coach and she says, I can't read minds, but I can feel feelings. Like I can feel how you feel right now, just like I can see the grass is green.

I feel things like with my wig, okay? Like right now, I know that you're really upset because my scalp ditches. Because you're wearing a fucking plastic bag wig, okay? If my wig rotates 45 degrees, then I know you're feeling sad. Are you feeling sad? Never seen.

I really want to tell you what's going on, okay? I got to tell you, I connected to your friend's I got to tell you I connected to your friendship situation. The second I put this yellow pom pom on my head. Listen, Kathulu's on my head and what Kathulu is telling me is that 10 minutes earlier, London told me all about your situation. And Kathulu feels and therefore I feel like you're not happy right now. And London's like, you know what? She's my spiritual consultant. Okay. She can feel energy and she can embody energy. All right. So will you be receptive to this? Will you be receptive

to this? Yeah. And then was this one, Gigi said, like, well, it's not normally my thing, but I'd be open to it. She said something like that. And I'm like, Gigi, please don't do the, it's not normally my thing. And thank God they put in a little montage of Gigi doing literally every kind of crazy therapy.

There is out there. And all of a sudden she's gonna draw the line at this crazy lady with a wig. When Gigi has literally done, like, I'm surprised she has not, like, put her hands on one of those electric balls I make your hair stand up and make it It's like that's supposed to be a therapy Like didn't she try and get impregnated by a stick of sage like giving you fucking break

Didn't you get trampled by a camel once and it was like supposed to be therapy? Except much more intense. Yeah. So London's like, you know, Gigi, I have really gotten to know you deeply. Okay. And so this is all about authenticity. What are you talking about?

You don't know her deeply. How can you even say the word authenticity? London is so full of shit. And I absolutely love it. I think she's the perfect person that they need to break because I miss that with Asa. You know, this was awesome thing where she's like, it's like the energy babe, you know, it's like the energy in the world, babe, that's what we need to tap into. You're so right. That's that she totally

is feeling that Asa void because like sort of like an earth motherly, but like London is even, I actually feel like London's even more full of bullshit because London doesn't know these people at all, but she keeps saying things like, I get you, I know you. I feel like she just wants to speak it into existence. You know? She's totally secreting it, you know?

Yeah. We're just like, I'm just gonna tell you, you're my best friend until you're my best friend. I mean, London is full of shit, but but I bet she always gets that good parking space girl and the Ross you know she does Well because she understands Ross from a Understands that you know because that's the whole thing with the secret like if you think about that parking space and you imagine It's like the secret at the lowest level, you know, and then you get a parking space.

And you're like, oh my God, I totally did this. I made this happen. I mean, that's pretty much what the secret is used for. It's getting parking spaces. I mean, it's sure it's been used to like try to cure cancer or things like that, but let's be honest, it's most common application is a parking spot.

In my life, it is. Yeah, so, yeah, so Gigi's saying how it's just not easy to trust Mike It's most common application is a parking spot in my life. It is yeah so Yeah, so Gigi's saying how it's just not easy to trust Mike because of their turkey scandal Which amazingly with this show does not involve you know a fight over you know a turkey sandwich It was actually that she said that Mike was trying to have sex with her in turkey and he denied it and then And she like accused him of it in front of Jessica and so Gigi says, I fucked up his marriage in his mind. And in my mind, I'm in my mind, I'm thinking, of course Gigi would be so egotistical to think that she was the cause of Mike's

relationship falling apart. What is like clear that she's not the only one. I mean, like, it was like, like if she were the only one, that marriage would still be together, because I think Jessica knew Mike's past, but I think clearly it was like, like if she were the only one, that marriage will be together. Because I think Jessica knew Mike's past. But I think clearly there was like a million instances and finally Jessica was like, I cannot stand this anymore. Right. So she's like, okay. So in his mind, I fucked up his marriage. And then there's Reza who's done these things in the past. So that's obviously, you know, a possibility.

So did Reza say that I was the one doing those fake tests and London says, or was he just as we like to say in spiritual circles, joke in it up. Was he just joking it up? Joking it up. And then it just shows Gigi staring at a squirrel. Like, don't be stupid.

Yeah. Well, no, the squirrel was supposed to represent Heather being able to read, like read people's feelings, like she can see the grass is green. Oh, okay. So like, whenever we look at the grass, we know that Heather is feeling things. And so Heather's like, well, you have a real reason to feel betrayed by Reza.

And Reza implied it and then Mike exaggerated it. And that's where you're at. Everyone feels like they're telling the truth. Yeah, you're in a very unfair position. Much like this yellow golf grass that I've got attached to my head. Listen, you are hurt. Much like this purple grass is hurt. Well, I thought you said the grass is green. Oh, my feelings must be a little bit out of whack. I'll see you tomorrow. So then over at MJ and Tommy's house, Tommy's like, am I dressed alright?

My pants are anti-depressant blue. Yeah, so Vita's coming over. And so MJ's putting on Vita's favorite lipstick for her birthday. And so Vita shows up all summer. Which sounds weird, but Vita is a makeup counter lady at heart and she's obsessed with lipstick. So, there you go.

And it's kind of sweet. And it's also like, it's one last thing for Vita to harp on her about. She's like, just one last thing that my mom can complain about. So Vita arrives all night. It's like, hi Tommy, how are you? Hi Tommy.

You know, she's all smiles now. now yes and she is so in love with the baby it's cute actually it is she just keeps every time the baby is around she just keeps staring at and going oh little baby listen you're not fat but you could use a bat get this baby a bat I love you love my love to you and she sees MJ. J and she's like, Oh, well, you look different. She just, you like it? Eh, different, different. So, um, so, so, Shams comes out in like a little bow tie and he's so cute and, and he's like crying and everything. And, and Vita is being super grandma. She's like, Oh, well, he looks like no, no, no, Toji because he's Ruk Toji himself.

Lulu, Lulu. It was like really cute. She's like, is this the same Vita? Is this the same Vita? Like shouldn't she be like scolding Shams for not being good at ping pong yet? Yeah, shouldn't, I think the editors know what you were feeling because they instantly

inserted clips of how evil Vita is. Because MJ is like, you know, it's gotten better with my mom and I forgive him, what you were feeling because they instantly inserted clips of how evil Vita is. And Jay's like, you know, it's gotten better with my mom and I forgive him, but I will not ever forget. And then we see clips of Vita saying, you are not marriage material. You should never be married. I don't think Tommy is the one for her. And she's like, yeah, so if it was for her, I would not be married or have a baby. But, you know, we'll get over that for right now. She did just drive to Calabasis. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Well, she got ridden, she rode there. So then, um, because she makes a toast and she's like, you know, being a mother, you value your grandchildren much more, even if they have no us. And especially the way Mayor Sadie's hadn't thanked God and thank God doctors they saved him and saved her.

And so they give uh they do the prayer and they're like oh live it you know they do it in farce and then Tommy's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's which was actually very funny. And so MJ was saying, she goes,

she started saying how she was thinking about the first time that Vita met Tommy and she didn't have Vita, didn't know him or trust him and really likes how far they've come. And Vita says how she doesn't even like children and she's like, I didn't even expect to like James, you know, I didn't even like you as a baby. I didn't even like you, I just never liked you, MJ.

But Shams, he wonderful. Yeah, she says, yeah, Shams, like he's not hops, which means constipated. Yeah, I guess that's just the thing. If the baby poops freely, you like him. Yeah. Yeah. So then we go over to Reza's house and Reza's letting the stove. And Adam comes in and Reza's playing to burn Esfand to ward away evil spirits because he's so I'm so nervous to see MJ like MJ is up to her old tricks and Mike is back to his old cheating ways MJ is not up to her old tricks she's been fully honest she's like yeah she wants to be better friends dude but like she has not made any promises that that reza gets to see shams. I mean, he's just so make himself the victim here

Yeah, I was like that really makes me so sad because I was really looking for him to everybody being friends again Yeah, I thought one day I would achieve my dream Meeting baby Sam. My one and only dream. Sometimes I go to kids or us and I look in the eyes and I think maybe baby Sam's here today. Maybe he'll be here. He never is. And now, my dream of meeting baby Shams is now turned into a nightmare. Say this. Listen, here's the plan. We need to focus on Golnessa, Golnessa's baby, and anybody else. But we're avoiding Mike and MJ like the playing. Because I cannot be hurt anymore with dreams of meeting baby Shuns.

You're literally in the middle of a plague going to a party. Better. So let's go to a live show party. So it's called the live show's jungle, which for was just like an animal theme party, I think that'd be totally cool and awesome. So they people are arriving and everything. And a resin and an atom show first and a recess wearing some animal print and then GGC's then seems to add and goes, you didn't dress up and he goes I wore a camo. I'm just like that's like a fire hunter. She's like that's anti-animal.

That's like you're like the enemy right now. And me too honestly GG has a point. Why are you wearing camo? I mean, Resa really failed Adam on this one. Yeah. Um, so Destiny's like, I'm just as a bitch tamer because people need to be tamed and that's bitch. Russ, I can't get you anything. She need me think, what can I do for you right now? Me to drink, me to yell at anybody, me to spread me think, what can I do? What can I do? Destiny is really trying to do an Erica Jane thing.

She, she, she, she has this like a little monologue about her outfit. She's like, I was looking around and I saw the whip and she was really calling for me. And I don't, none of us care, Destiny. Like literally none of us care. You brought a whip. It's fine. Yeah. Nothing you want.

Nothing you want me to be said. My note on this is Destiny tries to be sexy, interlarius for us. And I can't with her. So that's that was that scene. Yes. And then there's a cat on the roof and does he's like, Oh, boy, boy, boy, is that a bad sign of black cat in your Halloween? First of all, it wasn't even a black cat. And also, like literally, it's just a cat. If anything, it just means that some Tennessee Williams is going to start up soon,

you know? Yeah. So MJ and Vita arrive and MJ, I mean, Vita, of course course is like, why is there nobody here to tell us where to go? She's like, I think they think we can figure that one out mom. So she also tells she also tells MJ she's like, you look good, but you could lose 20 pounds. Oh, she does. Yes, that's me. Jesus Christ. So let's see Anita. Oh, so a guy's like, wow, Gigi, this is a great party. So Anita helped you.

She goes, oh, I mean, everything was my idea. I'm like, I found a place and Anita helped for like 24 hours or something. Gigi's the least grateful fucking person. I know. And then they do it. They cut to Anita looking crazy. I'm like, why are they going after Anita?

When she has been one of the most like lovely graceful people who's been ever ever been on the show? Also, then we also see Adam at the bar and he goes, honey, what do I normally drink my vodka with? Ginger real if you have it. Oh yeah, that. How much do you have to outsource the residue to figure out human dish rag that guy so Adam's like oh my god Destiny oh my god, I see her. I see her. I see her destiny. I see her so go say hi God, do you think there were like roses walking towards him? Also, don't forget Adam is the main driver of this... Adam driver? Adam driver.

Adam driver has their Schringing Order against Tommy. It's crazy. Stars are just like us. Imagine if you were just getting into a roll. And of course, R rest of yeah, oh, and of course, rest of first question is where's Nima? Because he was a name of was not invited. Yeah, as if he as if he. So, so yes, and then resa goes to Vita because she's sort of her

hair is sort of darker ish, so light in some areas, dark in some others. You know, at pandemic it's a crazy time for people here, right? So he's like, ooh, I gotta say Vita-jean, this hair is wonderful. Let me just like shower you with compliments that way you feel comfortable telling me something biting, okay? So let's go over and see what Neema's doing. I'm gonna. I don't care that I'm not invited to a party I'm gonna have coffee with my sister. Look at you in my hood. The website We're so excited you came to UCLA. I'm done the school god shut down. So has everything going. God is in this a fun scene

Have you ever painted on balconies? That's fun. Gosh I wish I could get some water would put her to run my neck She's like that MacBook air you gave me was so a Model that it has no memory left so thanks can't do my homework She's like she's like I'm 19. I'm already bored She's like I thought I'd be exciting to be on TV and I regret every moment that I spent here with you on the West side. So she's talking about how She's not sure if she loves her. She's not loving her college experience obviously because of COVID for all those kids

I feel bad for them actually. I mean obviously as if anyone wonders what has been feel about college kids right now I feel bad for them everyone. Oh also, I think today may be the 20th anniversary of me graduating college, isn't that crazy, Ronnie? Oh, wow. I could be wrong. I could have been maybe two days ago or something like that, but like, I'm reflecting in this very specific moment.

So anyway, so she's talking about how, you know, she was doing psych, and now she's in cognitive science, and she's just not sure. So Nima of course decides to make it after him, about himself. He's like, you know, I thought I was going to 100% be a lawyer after college, you know? And I can't imagine you as a lawyer in front of a judge. I know hilarious. We probably have too much chemistry and things would get awkward anyway. So it's like, no she goes goes you'll distract the judge with your teeth.

That too. So he's like you know it's just you never know what's gonna happen. You know like my company my company it's you know it like it fell apart in COVID but now I can do what I really want to do. Be a cliche and Los Angeles. I want to direct. I've been wanting to get into that forever. Every time I see a tide pot, I just think of how brilliant it was who ever got those TikTokers to start swallowing them all. So he's going to be a commercial director, I guess, and own his own media company, which I thought he had his own media company.

But I don't know what job he's talking about. If it's a commercial casting company, or it sounds like, you know, I sort of zoned out a little bit. I didn't hear specifically what type of director he wanted to be, but I mean, maybe he does just want to direct commercial. I guess he had a commercial because he had like a commercial company or a commercial casting company or something. I think it was sort of like a, like a, like it wasn't sort of like an ad agency, like a marketing agency, some sort, but now he's going to be, he's going to take, you know, he's going to be a director now.

So everyone get excited for commercial by Neema. Can't wait. Yeah. So then back with me that. Yeah, so then back with Vita, she, yeah, so boring. I can't believe we've got many minutes on a Neema scene. So we go back to Vita and she's like, oh, I saw Destiny. She's talking to Reset and MJ and she's saying, yeah, I saw Destiny. And she lost weight too.

She looks very, very cute. She just needs a cute butt. And so Im just like well why do you say that mom, and Vita goes you know I'm saying your body is green or you know, and then with that let me just cut her clothes above Destiny's butt, like the editor like and now audience you judge, so then beat her sassles. I know, literally, so Vita is like you know if you want to have a perfect body it requires certain things you know. I said in B-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d you this okay pretend you're MJ oh my god I'm scared if you mess not pretending you're MJ okay just be destiny but be destiny and all pretend you're MJ okay I'm gonna oh my god I was pretending you're MJ and I got

so scared okay I think basically I'm just gonna walk by and then I'm gonna go MJ hey good plan Adam why don't you give it give it another test run so then Mike is walking around and his, first of all, you know, his, what's also annoying about Mike's costume is that it's like he's dressed like he's either going to a rave or some, some strange party or like a chill, like it does, like it does not,

I shouldn't say a children's party is technically at a children's party, but like it's also just like does not fit with the party right? Yeah, why are you wearing this? Yeah, you look ridiculous So So it tells us what Palina didn't come because she doesn't want to be around this group and I can't blame her

Oh really? Oh, yeah, the group fucking around on her or what and also isn't she the one that got every single person involved by text That's what I wrote that's what I wrote on my notes I saw it well first of all I like that Mike Who is like mr. Honesty over here when they say where's Pauline and he goes? Oh, well, she has to kids this weekend and he's actually like you could you just like not lie? Could you just not lie for once and then he's gonna act I guarantee it's not that she didn't want to be around the group I mean because like you said, she is the good thing about wanting her. I think she is not wanting her around the group.

That's it. I think that's what it is because she has clearly no problem with the group. If she went and texted everyone when this all happened, she, he does not want her, he doesn't want them getting into her head. That's what that's all about. Yeah. So then he, Adam does finally go over to MJ. And he's like, oh my god, MJ,

my emotions are so up and down right now, because like, I want to hug you so hard. And she does not hug him. She's like, okay, it is, by the way, that is truly such an obnoxious moment. Like you literally have a restraining order out and then you're acting as if there've been, you know, forces that have kept them apart.

It's like, you have forces that have kept them apart. It's like you have an Retreat training order against Tommy now to Tommy Tommy would did you know Tommy? Tom what Tommy did was 100% wrong. No one has ever condoned it. It's not cool But I'll but don't act like oh my god I just I miss you so much when you like can actually just remedy the situation Yeah, so rest is like guys. let's just keep it 100. Okay? Veeid and then Destiny's there now, right?

Yeah, I don't know if I mentioned that. Yeah, Res is the Destiny and Adam are both over there now. So, he's like, Veeid is said, oh my god, Destiny looks snatched, but she needs an ass girl. And just like, rude. Well, if I'm talking about, if I'm talking about something to someone, or someone, or whatever, or someone saying something to me that affects someone that I really love, I'm going to say it. Like, what, so, what is, like, what are you at? Like, what are you achieved by doing this, right?

So MJ says, well, it doesn't affect her until you tell her and make her feel bad at the beginning of a party. And he's like, am I making you feel bad? And Destiny says, well, yes, it's not a compliment. Yeah, it's like, but I'm just saying the truth. And Destiny's like, oh my god, Vita, you're so petty. Okay, like I love my body, and I don't give a shit about an ass V to June. I really don't. I don't give a shit about an ass need it June. I really don't. I don't give a shit about an ass.

And Russ is like, I was engaging conversations later on. If it comes by, I won't bite me in the ass because apparently I'm a little bit more than ass than Destiny. So, I'm Jaycee yelling after him because he's like walking off all the ads. I'm like, are you happy now? And so destiny's like oh my god you guys I can't believe all this fighting is happening over in us And Reza is like you're mom with their talking shit as if that's not what Reza does every minute of the day, right? Yeah, so MJ MJ is basically her her theory is that Reza wants to make sure there's distance between her and Destiny, which is 100% correct. Yeah. It's 100% correct.

Yeah. It's 100%. So she's talking to Vita and Destiny. They're still left there. And Destiny goes, yeah, but he just wanted me to know. She's like, oh, listen, you were never fat. You just need a little butt. Yeah, that's what I was saying. And it's like, and it goes and also I was telling him about that Kim Kardashian. His butt is horrible. Oh my gosh. And this and doesn't try to actually cover for us. And she's like, well, you know, he's probably telling me because he probably over

heard Vita June saying it and he's like, no, no, Vita said it directly to him. And Vita said, I said to him, I said to him, I said to him, like, just like proud. She's so proud that she said this, you know, and then Vita tells us, you know, I would never repeat that to a person ever. But of course, I stand by my opinion. Listen, also I said to him, I look at your butt and you look like a sunny side up egg that has been poked with a fork. That's what I said to him I look at your butt and you look like a sunny side up egg that has been poked with a fork You know when I look at your body it looks like a

Bad letter B where the top part of the B in the bottom are those bad analogy. I'll just stop analogy now. Lowercase L. Lowercase L. Lowercase L. Lowercase L. More like or or uppercase I. And MJ's like listen to me. He wants us not to be cool. Okay. He's been pat boring gasoline on the fire that could be our friendship and she's like, listen, I had issues, okay. I was feeling some sort of a way. I had problems with you. Don't blame him. Like, it has nothing to do with him. And MJ says, you know, it's very difficult for a resident to have two girlfriends unless

they're at each other's throats. And then I'm like, where's the montage? Give me a montage. I wanna see like MJ versus Asa, MJ versus Asa, MJ versus Gonesa, Liliko Leechi, all of that stuff because that is so true. Resa always pits his girlfriends against each other. Yeah, and so that's things like, I gotta walk away right now because I have to go tell on you.

So then London of course interrupts and she's like, oh well, you know, Libras are, Libras are, she's talking to Vida, I guess. She's like, oh, are you a Libra, you know, Libras are diplomatic and romantic and Vida's like, you have no ass you do. She's an idiot, she's an idiot, but she has mass. So I'm not going say anything so destiny of course

go straight to resin atom but to resa she could do your delivery with shits if anyone says anything in this group I'm calling it out immediately delicious Lucy's ice cream. Well instead of checking my temperature you know I don't fuck with Vita and you know I'm trying to have conversation with MJ I'm like that's why he said everything to you idiot. Yeah, so now it's time for Elijah's big entrance So here comes you just here you just hear Gigi going I mean So income the the drummers and African dancers and and Gigi with her head wrap and everything and her dad and African clothing and they bring in this baby and then the dad raises a ludge up truly like Simba.

I don't know what's going on here and then Gigi makes a speech about raising a child during COVID and it was also did you notice that like half the guest at this party looked like Jonathan Price? Why are there so many Jonathan Price's at this party? Yeah, they're really were. So then that's funny. Yeah, because I feel like five, not that you mention it, my memory is like flip, flip, flip. Oh, there's Jonathan Price asking Gigi how her baby is. Yeah. Blu, blu, blu, blu, blu. There's Jonathan Price asking somebody else where the bunch is.

I'm like, why is, how do they know so many Jonathan? Even her dad actually kind of looks like Jonathan, like a Persian version of Jonathan Price. Oh, so yeah, she gets her speech about how she's been so careful not to let her baby see anybody. So let's get 50 people's worth of germs on him. And then she starts doing the African dance and stuff. And Russ is just slamming drinks in the back. So then MJ goes over to talk to Gigi and she's like, know, I love my mom say hi.

And you know, of course, she apparently just starts saying a bunch of shit and she said destiny needs a butt and residual destiny. And that is so disrespectful to my mom and she goes, yeah, but your mom shouldn't have said that. Like that's not cool. But I'm just like, but why should, but why should he repeat that?

And she says, well, what I want, what I did not want right now is happening at my son's party and I am live it. I'm like, your son is literally been returned to whatever baby vault he's been stored in for the past two hours. Like literally, this is all adults. Yeah, and this show is so funny. Every time something happens, it's never the fault of who the person like last year all this stuff about Adam It was Adam's fault. Why is an Adam getting in trouble for any of this Adam never gotten trouble really until the end

It was all resafiding for everybody else about what they did based on or in reaction to a Adam did you know So even when it comes to the mom fights, it's like how could he do that to my mother your mother just Was a total asshole that we're at a party yeah so um so now the whole group sits down together which is what it's great and so MJ is like Reza I am so upset with you right now but I'm upset with you well you have no right to be upset because you just respected my mother in a public place well and and and then she goes Reza you can't control you in a public place. Well, and, and, and then she goes, Rese, you can't control,

you can't control yourself to walk up to Destiny and intentionally hurt, and hurt her. And he's like, yeah, because it's the two of you, you tell lies when I'm not around. Am I going to lie? Lies you, you were a sneaky slidog. Mike, you just got caught in a terrible okay? Mike Mike has been quiet up to this point

He's just sort of like lurking around and his monkey got Just like it's like it's Mike at this party. He's been waiting. He's been waiting for a crack in the conversation to just to launch it on this So Reza goes anything that said I'm going to out it to you guys, you know Because I'm a victim because I try to hold things in for people And now now I'm going to put it all out there and Mike says I'm not talking about that I'm talking about this move messages that are Paulina, okay, okay, what Paulina? People are coming from my relationship and it's you and then we see clips of Reset with Jessica dinner at that time.

And then in Thailand, trying to throw Mike under the put, you know, again, it's Mike's, it's my, I don't like Reset at all. I think Reset is such an asshole, but I mean, this is totally your faults or my, yeah. Yeah, like let's, let's, let's not like put like undue importance on, even if this, even, even if Reset did do these quote unquote spoof messages, Mike is still way more at fault and he has, I mean, Reset does have a, oh, this is what I hate and love about this show is that Reset does have a point that we're sitting here talking about the stupid squot-a-grot spoof messages and I keep saying quote-unquote spoof messages because I can't

bear to say the term spoof messages in all earnestness. So, but like we're talking about those instead of actually the fact that Mike was being totally cheating. I don't know, is it cheating? I feel like it's cheating when you send those messages to someone in your relationship with someone else. Yeah, so Mike's like, oh, rest that doesn't even know what love is. And he's like, oh you do? You had sex with schoolness in turkey. Did you have sex with coldness in turkey or not?

Why would you feel the need to bring that up right now? And did you fuck those girls in the ass? Dude you're a snake you don't even know what love is, okay? How about this? Why don't you buy a by a CD by Farmer and listen to song? I want to know what love is and maybe that would help you. Okay, because you're a snake. Okay, and you're putting up, okay? So no, no, I did, there's a certain resident when it resig goes, did you fuck those girls in the ass? He goes, no, but I did you in the ass, bitch. I'm like, Mike, what that,

what that literally makes no sense. Yeah, but what's resig's obsession with fucking people in the ass anyway? It's like, that's like his biggest thing. It's not that he fucked them. It's that he's always in the ass with Rasa. Like, he has some weird internalized homophobia as I think actually most of us do who are gay, but his I think comes out in these weird masculinity moments where he's like, he, I don't know,

but he is very obsessed with the fucking and the ass thing. And Mike's response of no, but I did you in the ass bitch. I'm like, I don't understand what this discourse is right now, especially since it was dressed like a monkey. And Razzle's like, you act like this innocent little angel. He's like, no, I'm not innocent, but you back sat but you said it sound you made it sound like I said Colnessa sent those taxes you 100% said that you did it's like no

So he goes you called me and you told me the Colnessa comes up with it You told me to eat some kind of mango bullshit ice cream and then you know what? Did I lie anybody did I lie? That's just like no, I have some mango ice cream on then you know what? Did I lie anybody? Did I lie? That's just like, no, I have some mango ice cream on my freezer too. He really loves it. So I'm a loss because I think I labeled everything as Reza even when I was mic speaking. So I just have everything is like every line of dialogue as Reza for some strange reason. have everything is like every line of dialogue as Reza for some strange reason. But um, so Reza, either way, Reza said, um, like, you make up stories, to cover up your own stories, and mayors are you saying on no planet?

Am I ever seeing your son while me and you are high out of having fun? I thought that I would someday get to see... Baby Shams! And she's like, yeah, because you have a restraining order against my husband for three more years Yeah, because he came to my house with a baseball bat and said he was gonna kill me Yeah, but then seven weeks before that I had a whole entire baby and you didn't even show up Yeah, but you told me not to My god, you're also wrong. You're also right about how wrong you are.

But then, and then he becomes another moment. I don't know if you noticed this. And I was like, I don't know how to feel about this moment either. So MJ gets on to her feet. And I don't know if you heard about, I've heard this. But in the background, they started playing wild animal noises. And I know it was sort of like a reference

to the fact that it was an animal party and they're talking about like that these people are people are all fighting say do that why not animal noises Something did not hit me so like it sort of I felt like a kind of hit wrong I think there's something about like seeing a woman standing and fighting and that they play wild animal noises that I did not totally love From the producers so I took it like they're fighting again. Everybody's yelling at each other. I think that's what it was intended. That's why I'm not like, how dare they?

I think I know what they were intending, but I'm also like, can we stop doing that association with women, but you know, whatever. That's just me, you know. I, it's just like I can't, I can't. Like, there's already so much to be offended at that. It's almost like we say with Paulina or with Jessica before her. You're dating a guy who does all of this shit

You keep going back and then you're wondering why he's doing this shit over and up like I don't feel for you I have no feeling for you and guess what in this situation I am Paulina, okay? I can come me back and watching Shaw's I can't like sit here and be completely offended at every minute of Shaw's I don't want to subject myself to this I know exactly what these people are and here I am taking 10 pages of notes about this shit Listen, no, I'm not saying this was like the worst offense in the world But I was saying like I thought it goes a little bit of a tone deaf moment So I and I think that we're allowed to have like you know new monsters in things like that like you know

Not everything else to be like a about rage, you could just be like, oh, like me. I either don't care or I'm like furious. You know, but I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling at myself that I just realized that I'm Paulina. Oh, I'm so sorry that you're Paulina right now. I'm not yelling at me then if you're Paulina and you should be taking the show side. Oh, texting everybody, you're a text to me. And then I'm gonna come to your defense and then you're gonna betray me. So I'm just like, I would never want anyone else in that hospital other than my husband, my mother, and you. And I can hope that things change

and I'm trying to build something and resume living in the woods. Michael's, listen to her. She's pouring her heart out. Much like whoever sent me to a spoof messages was not pouring their heart out. Gigi's like, yeah, but Ressa's pouring his heart out too. And Ressa's like, why are you yelling?

My feelings are valid, but her feelings are valid. I feel like I'm pouring my heart out onto a beautiful Jenny splendid ice cream Sunday featuring mango lemon and coconut Oh god, and Gigi's like are you hearing what I'm hearing? He's hurt. He's a Leo and so are you It's appropriate Leo. I mean it is it is the animal party that Leo This is it all comes down to them being Leo's at the animal party So Gigi is like, just, just, I'm like, I'm not the rest of the voice for Gigi. Gigi is like, just say I'm her and Empty goes, listen, I'm really sorry I hurt you.

Well, it's weird because I was just with you and we were having one talk and then I made up with Gigi and it's another talk and it's so fucking deflating when you hear the truth from someone else, but you hear the hopes from one other person long story short, I can never meet baby Shams, my dream! And Destiny's like, okay, you weren't honest about your text, Mike, and Reza wasn't honest about his feelings. But I was honest, you need a butt. You need a butt. But I was honest you need a butt and Gigi's like yeah, this is all bad juju like this my son's happy day and I'm taking us go nessa

Like your son's literally not even here so she just kicks them all out and they're like fine They just they don't even care. They're just all shuffle out They just shuffle out with like a medium shrug. Yeah, shaz. It was hilarious. It was hilarious. It was so funny, so funny and so good. I'm like offended at an outrage so much the time, and then when it's over, I'm like, can't wait for next week.

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