Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Cool. You're an opinionated board gamer. Check it out, everybody. Okay. So here we board gamer. I think about everybody. Okay. So here we are with Shaws of Sunset. This episode is titled the Shaw Sank Redemption. Oh, was there any redemption in this episode? I'm trying to remember. I mean, Mike apologized a lot, but you know, only this show, only this show could give you Mike, who's a monster. Okay. Who's obviously emotionally abusive and a gas lighter and a cheater. but you know, only this show, only this show could give you Mike, who's a monster, okay?

Who's obviously emotionally abusive and a gas lighter and a cheater and like every load down dirty dog, okay? But then they give you this and then they put him with destiny and I'm like, hmm kind of on my side This show is a major question. I'm not well, we'll get to that. We can argue about the that at the end So you know just yeah look forward to that. We can argue that the bad at the end. So, you know, just look forward to that in our in our new segment, inessential debates, debates that are inessential to anyone's lives, but go on anyway. Well, that could be our whole show, really. True. For the network or my life. Let's just spiral with this joke. Let's just spiral all the way down. Or am I refrigerator?

Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. We're just going to ask in that for a moment. Um, I started, I started thinking, I started comparing that to my life and, uh, yeah, I did start to spiral. So you guys have fun. I have fun with this recap. Well, this was, yeah, by the way, Shaw's aired on Sunday night, which was also World Pride Day, which meant that for anyone who had Instagram and knows a gay person, you got to see lots of gays at pool parties

and doing all sorts of crazy things. And, you know, I was watching Shaw's sunset. So, World Pride, I guess, but we actually, it occurred to me. We never actually posted anything on our IG that was like, happy pride. We're being very bad gays, but happy pride. I think our Instagram is happy pride. I mean, our Instagram is brafoshoes. I mean, you don't get gared to that, okay?

You don't really get gared to that. Yes, okay. So, every day is happy pride day for us. But you know, now it's Monday. So, you know, Tuesday, so happy shame day. Okay. Happy shade. Happy shame, everybody, because that's happy consequences. Happy. You have a good pride day. Then chances are, you're still feeling the shame of that. So happy shame. Let's have a parade. Yeah Yeah, I have a parade of just There are some days being wheeled down in red wagons down a road. Okay in the fetal position

Maybe someday Maybe someday Ronnie will have our own gay pride float and I'll just basically be us sitting around Just like I don't know Podcasts on a Monday, you know after pride just basically be us sitting around just like, I don't know, podcast. I'm engaged in a month's load. Let's say on a Monday, you know, after pride, it'll be the only float where people are fully dressed. Yeah.

Like actually, like weighted on the basically just me in the fetal position with a weighted blanket and a red wagon being wheeled down a road. That's what I want. Yeah, exactly. I might play some curly. Okay, so here we go.

Beverly Hills, we're in Beverly Hills. Neema's driving and he's calling Mike, which I'm gonna get to hear a lot of, whole brother, dude, bro, brother, brother, bro, dude, bro. And hey, bro, what's going on? Well, well you know what I spent the majority of yesterday very depressed thinking about how shit went down I was very depressed I was so sad I couldn't even say polina I just had to say well how was polina do you mean polina yeah how's polina no fair right man Paulina

Paulina You're a good. Well, she's upset man She didn't know what to say like because I couldn't even talk so she was so upset that I couldn't even talk You know, she was so upset about that. I'm like, yes, I'm sure Mike. I'm sure Paulina was devastated That you weren't able to finish your sentences at this party. Yeah And he's like, you know, I felt it. I was really feeling it. I was I was devastated that you weren't able to finish your sentences at this party. Yeah. Um, and he's like, you know, I felt it. I was really feeling it. I was, I was anxious. I was concerned.

Uh, when they decided to sit me in my girlfriend apart from each other, I knew something was up. Uh, yeah. Uh, so then we get the clip of that. And Mike just saying, I was at their mercy. We hear the dramatic music. Oh, yeah. All the things that happen at the

party, like, who's most likely to marry for money? Mike. Who's most likely to cheat with an actual talk? Mike. And he gives this total self, is it self aggrandizing? I don't know what the, I don't know what the phrase is, but something that that paints him in this like innocent victim light where he says, you know, it was another sign of disrespect because he's talking about going to this party and he says, he's like, it was complete disrespect. And it kills me that I could love a group of people as much as I do, but not be able to trust them.

I'm like, you are the guy who lies all their faces the first half of the season. Oh, well, I got spoof test messages. Oh, someone broke into my phone. I think it was NSA, NSA broken and wanted to know my Uber Eats password. And I was like, how get out of there, NSA. Oh, Polina, get NSA on the phone, tell them get out of here. It's like you're the one who has literally lined this group. And now you're going to turn around and make it and make it seem like you can't trust

them. Yeah, no, no, no, one is supposed to be able to trust each other So Neema's like, yeah, you know, we need a boys night. It's gonna be amazing. I got this new hair iron, bro You're gonna love it, right? Basically you throw the hair iron at a bullseye Hope it hits it. It's like no, no, no, no, bro. That's a girl thing Axis. Polina. You know what we should do? We should throw Paulina at a bullseye and see if we okay, bro. That's a little far down.

So, uh, Paulina. So now we go over to MJ's house and Tommy is carrying a box of books and MJ, there's like children's books and MJ goes, you know what my favorite book was, The Giving Tree. And Tommy goes, oh, I hate that book. Oh, God. It's so depressing. It just keeps on sucking at the teeth of your mother until she dies. What's doing with book giving tree? How about more like jerk off tree?

How about that? You know what other story line that belongs to you? The shots of sunset. Have you ever seen this show? Yeah. Goldmessa is living the giving tree. Goldmessa is the taking tree. Go over to Goldmessa's house and have a problem with that story line, sir. The taking the taking very sad strange tree. That's sort, we're taking very sad, strange tree. That's sort of dangerous. It has like branches that fall on you.

So MJ is like hanging up a bunch of PJs because she's going to be having a PJ party and all the girls are coming over. Every single one of them because for the first time in forever, they're not beefing. And so MJ asked Tommy if he is going to come and say hi to everyone. He's like, no, she's like, why? He's like, because I don't like him. Okay. I'm looking at you. I'm looking at the yellow. I'm not looking at the yellow woman. Okay. I'm going to hang out with a little guy. I'm going to read the not giving drill. Okay. We read anything about the giving drill right now. So then we go to Destiny with her dog in the dog park

and she's meeting up with Gigi with her dog in the dog park. Shazah and Frankie. Yeah, and this is the scene where Gigi and Destiny point out very basic common nature to their pets. Look, look at the squirrel, Frank Sinatra, look. Hey, Jaja, look, it's ducks. Jaja, look, it's ducks. You know those dogs are like, we're fucking dogs,

we see them, like that's like our thing. What is it with squirrels on this show? This squirrels have had a big part of this season. Cause remember just a couple of weeks ago, Resan Adam went to that prayer stop of the side of the highway. Whatever. Well, it's a square. He said, I'm a scrap honey.

No, it's a squirrel. Is it an eel? No, it's a squirrel. I love otters. It's a squirrel. God damn it. And then Gigi had that like met with that empath and that empath was like, I know your feelings, like I know the grass is green and then they kept coming to a squirrel in the grass.

Squirrels are having a huge, provoked moment this season. Squirrels are sunset, huge, huge right now. So then GG has a really uninteresting fact that we all could have, you know, devine because you know what, you know what's a fact that is Joshua Gabor and Frank Sinatra knew each other. Wow, what a bombshell. Who would have thought to very famous people in Old Hollywood actually knew each other? I mean, Joshua Gabor is actually connected to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in that she was married to a

Hilton and then I think then she also had an affair with another Hilton something like that. The point is she's also connected to real housewives of New York actually because she was the first celebrity to slap a cop and get in trouble. Remember? She that was a big deal. I would kill you. Wasn't there, and isn't there some link between, so her final husband that that like prints so-and-so, that like he was like this piece of shit guy. Isn't he connected to the real househives and some other very strange way? Well, we'll look that up. We'll look that up and get back to everyone.

some other very strange way. Well, we'll look that up. We'll look that up and get back to everyone. Yeah. So Destiny is like, wow, I'm not over you having a baby. This is like crazy. You have a baby. Yes, baby. Yes.

And then they started talking about Mike. And she's like, I feel so violated by Mike. I like, I asked you several times to leave and you chose not to and then you still walked into my house. I was very violated by that. I mean, that was my event. I had every right to put my hands on somewhat and escort them out, especially if they say

Pauline has three times in a row, which is a trigger for me. And you just hear it duck clacking. And that's like, that's right. You let the no duck. Yeah. Yeah. And she was, I feel horrible that I got to this place,

but I'm glad my friends were there because if I weren't, it wouldn't, I would have less like, kung-fu to his ass. For all the women he's cheated on also Kung Fu is a trigger for me Oh my god, I still can't even look at pandas. Okay, it's like a trigger So Destiny's like I mean yeah, Gigi's like I mean what do he really do at the end of the day? She's like, um, he knows I see through his bullshit She goes yeah, but we all see who's through his bullshit.

And the fact that he's a cheater, like, it doesn't affect my life. And she's like, yeah, you guys are like, except him, but like, I'm like, ooh, you're gross. And then so Gigi starts yelling at her. And she's like, why does it always have to be about trying to take people down? Like, Gigi, you know what?

That's the girl who like, the phone rings at work. And she's like, oh my God, I have to answer the phone. It's your job. you know what? That's the girl who like the phone rings at work and she's like, oh my god I have to answer the phone. It's your job. You know what I mean? Yeah, and like I actually understand what you're saying like you know if he's gonna be a cheater That's gonna that's gonna suck for his Relationships, but ultimately that's gonna be him and I accept him how he is That's fine for Gigi, but I also feel like someone who's just always a cheater. I've never really been friends with someone

who's just a constant cheater. And I also feel like that dishonesty, what I have had is experience that if someone, if I've noticed that someone has been dishonest to other people, that dishonesty has generally come back to bite me. So that's where I think it actually, you can't really totally turn the other way

because eventually the person who lies to their partner is gonna lie to you and their partner is probably a lot closer to them than you are. So, you know, enjoy that. So, just me is like, you know, it's not fair. Like, whenever Mike does something, everyone's like, oh, whatever, that's just Mike. And then, you know, he does all these things on the sidelines.

And Gigi says, what are you talking about? What sidelines? What things? He's like, but his girl talks to me. And Gigi's like, oh, yeah, because Paulina's causing trouble. She's causing trouble between you and Mike. And she's stupid as bitch. And that girl is not your friend.

Yeah. Yeah, Gigi is like the whole reason why you're not getting along with Mike is because of that stupid ass bitch, which I think is misplaced aggression. Um, I don't show are we supposed to be hating on we can hate on polina for many different reasons. And I'm totally down for that. But are we gonna, are we gonna hate on her because her man was cheating on him on her and she caught him and then she Had a messy moment which Gigi's had like for nine years straight like she's in a prolonged messy moment and all of a sudden We're going to be upset at Paulina for that. No, that was actually one of Paulina's one good moments

Yeah, she's bringing the whole cast in on it to go after Mike and so Gigi's like You know this girl is like turning you against. She's having you fight Mike's her battles against Mike basically. And she's not really your friend. She's just using you. That's kind of what I'm taking. Well, and the other, well, the other funny thing is Destiny says, well, you know, you know, because when Gigi says, do you think that Paulina is your friend, Destiny says, well, Paulina isn't hurting me. And it's kind of funny because it's the same logic that Gigi is using for Mike, rightine says, well, Paulina isn't hurting me. And it's kind of funny because it's the same logic that Gigi is using for Mike, right?

Like, well, what he does with his personal life is his business because I shouldn't for who he is. And that's essential with Destiny's saying about Paulina. But now Gigi is unwilling to accept that logic anymore because it doesn't work in her favor. Why is this a circle of using, right? Because Paulina is using Destiny to get back at Mike and Destiny is using Paulina to get at Mike.

She doesn't like Mike. So they're both just kind of using each other as weapons against Mike basically, but Mike is also a doc that needs to be hunted. So what can I say? So TG is just disagreeing with her basically. And she's like, what do you question whatever you need to? Oh yeah, she's like, whatever, Golnessa, you know you question whatever you need to? Oh yeah, she's like, whatever, Golnessa, you know, question whatever you need to, yes.

And Gigi's like, you know what, why are you letting people in that's gonna hurt you? Cause that's Paulina, that's what she's doing. So I need you to figure out what's inside of you to figure out why you're doing that and letting people hurt you. And Justin's like, oh my God, my fingers are under, my fake lashes, that means I'm crying.

I'm going to cry soon. I'm going to cry soon. And then Gigi, of course, pulls this card. She says, I'm just scared about, you know, if this will this, like, basically, like, I have a kid now and I can't have my kid around this energy. So like at the end of the day, it's all about baby Elijah. This has to be resolved for baby Elijah. Otherwise, he can't come around.

Listen, I'd be like, keep this alive. Keep this, keep this up. So we don't have to be around. Can't nobody be Elijah. So now we can hang out anyway. Okay. So your baby is still too young to do mines. No one needs baby Elijah there.

So now we can open to Rez's house. Oh, bitch has a call with a ghost rider. Yes, yes, because I'm writing a book now. Okay, I had interviewed a couple of ghost riders, but then when I spoke to Portita, I was like, boom, she's Persian and she's queer. And bitch lost 40 pounds. And I was like, hello hello this is my ghost writer in case you're confused about who I am

resa big gold bitch hair bitch bitch bitch shirt alright wow it's crazy to me that I have an opportunity to write a book about my life um it's crazy to literally everyone, but I have to give, I have to give Resa props for this, because this is pretty amazing. He's naming his book Memoirs of a Gay Shot. And I'm like, you know what, that's, I have,

like, I cannot hate on that. I cannot hate on that. I'm not gonna be able to stole my ship from Drag Race. So how do you like that? Yes, you should be. Did you read? I don't watch Drag Race. There was a character,

because I googled this, because I was like, I know I've heard this Okay, and I googled it. There was a drag queen on there. I think named jujubee who did a piece called memories of a gay shot But there was no age at the end. Oh So well, then I maybe the age maybe the age this one I can't have that thing as it comes up with shit. Please is that you know that resa be gold or whatever her product is white rain in a in a expensive package? So you know what? I really wanted to write my own book, but I'm still not a mother fucker right

of bitch. So bitch was like, I'm smart enough to write to hire a professional. Yes, that was all my decision. Not my publisher saying we've got to go straight up for you. Okay, so bitch be like, if I were writing it would be like one motherfucking cent run on sentence. From first word to the last, it'd be like, bitch be like, this is my story. Like bitch be like once upon a time, I was born and bitch be like, my parents were crying.

And then I spent the rest of my life wanting to meet a mythical baby named Shams. I saw one of Rysos stories this weekend on Instagram and I was cracking up. He's like, he's like geeked out of his mind. He's like, oh my god, he's so crammed. Bitch, just with running, bitch, okay. And it was like hot as fuck outside right but your boy be like run run alright your boy be like run DMC right because it was like hop but I did it bitch love forty pounds bitch I fully believe that is a verbatim quote of that story. It wasn't, but it was much more subtle than that. Resa is like his whole thing this season is that he's just like this happy, abulliant gay and just like loving life and everything.

So he's sort of like trying to in a way be like Frankie Grande. And so, so basically he's going to have this zoom session with Portita, his ghost rider. So, he is a, he actually like does air play or whatever. He gets the zoom session on the TV. I did that. I did that. He's like, oh, you're right. Adam did it. He's air play. Resat. That's why you're wearing the nerdy white guy. That's right. How could I forget that quote?

And so it appears on the TV and resin like, That's right. How could I forget that quote? And so it appears on the TV and I'm like, I'm like, okay, Raza, you're laying on thick that you just love every part of life right now. He's so dumb too, because why are you airplaneing it? The camera's not up there. So you can't just look at the TV or she's going to be looking at your belly button. He's still hot to look down and whatever. What a waste of air play. I need this a lot to push it. Yeah. So Portida is like, well, so the process of writing a book, it's like a lot and you have to prepare for emotionally,

prepare for it emotionally because it could be traumatizing and really intrusive. And hopefully we'll be prepared for a lot of these things. And you can talk about your story and yada, yada. So, um, I like that she is sort of preparing him, that it could be intrusive when he is like the king of being intrusive to everyone else. So, um, uh, so she, which be like crazy, porchito, okay? The juice didn't accept me. The basil am sitting accept me. It's like a situation, okay? I would coach at basketball and robins and they would say there were only 30 flavors.

And I was like, I know there's another one. I know there's another one. I just wasn't accepted anywhere. I'm not going to talk about all the obstacles. I had to conquer on my own. I was afraid. I had to find light at the end of that time. No. Hahaha. I had to find light at the end of the tunnel. I literally had to find light at the end of the tunnel, like I once got lost in the

Holland tunnel and I was like, which way do I go? But that in chapter 6, getting lost in tunnels. It's like the Griffith Park chapter. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Oh, he's okay. And his plan is to interview all his family in France because you interview my family in France and then ask me questions. Wow. So you're not even gonna make the effort to narrate shit to her.

I just go talk to everybody else and ask them to interview me, okay? And who is he going to exclude? Who is he going to exclude from this process? Cause you know, it's gonna be like,, it's either going to be Michael MJ. If it's Mike, it's going to say, I let this man like a brother. I let this man more than Paulina. And he's not even going to ask me to, right? To say things about him for his autobiography.

So to, like, what's the future of coming storyline? Who he's not interviewing for his book. Yeah. As soon as he says he's going to go around and and you know, ask people because you can't just ask anybody because you know there will be a whole chapter called, you need a but you need a but by me. This maybe he'll ask the guy that the twink who snipped his armpit back in like season one. Um, the, uh, what I was gonna say though is, the reason why I think this is gonna be a storyline

is because later on when he does start interviewing Destiny, he has this strange preamble where he goes, I am interviewing Destiny because growing up, she was there, she was there. I was like, okay, what is he setting up? He's already preloading his excuses for why he didn't invite someone like the inevitable. Hey, you you asked Destiny, but not me seen. He's already preloading his excuses for that right? Lily Galichi is going to be so hurt. one time I went to a poll party and went from a lot of fire.

You know, I'm like railing sweet and I gave him a complimentary bathing suit. So then we go back over to Tommy and MJ's and she's putting together a shakutri board, but she doesn't remember how to do it by heart. I need a picture, which is bullshit. Sorry, listen, this is bullshit. We saw last season MJ was like, oh, people are coming over. Give me one second and she made like a towering Shrekwood report for her lawyer. I'm like, don't say you don't know how to do it by heart.

She could, she, MJ is like quietly the Shrekwood report genius of Bravo. So what happens to the person slumber party anyway, huh? Like instead of schmis you got kebabs All right instead of scary stories you just sing a lot of girl to tell her why she disappoints you That was I was like that's legit me funny, but then he goes I said but pillow fight you guys hit each other with Persian rugs that accurate like I think you should quit while you were ahead

So London and I'm gonna, that's not even funny. So then London arrives because she's new, so she actually shows up places on time. You can tell who the new cast members are. So she comes and she goes, oh my god, I love children. Oh yeah, well, he loves the ladies. Hey, sorry, champs, all right? You're gonna strike out with these one This one, all right. She's a lesbian All right And London goes up to shams goes hello, I'm London. I'm an adult

I'll tell you who's not gonna strike out London because she's a lesbian The dragon toe London cuz she's a lesbian did I mention that she's a lesbian You know struck out a lot mookie Wilson. I never liked them for the maths. Okay, who else no well strikes out a tap of that and give a dream All right, I'd like to see the giving tree try to back on a lady. It's time for commercial It's time for a crappin's commercial Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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Yo, yo, yo, Hey, conservative neema are are driving and they're calling Mike. Yo, yo, yo, Mikey. Let's go down Mikey. Hey, what's up, dude? What's up, Mikey? We're so excited to see bro. We did some brand testing with some focus groups. And guess what, dude?

The excitement is higher than it's ever been for your brand. Okay, we have so much fun tonight, brother. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So then we go over to the girls night. G2 and Lila arrive and lay this bright a gift and London's like, Oh, wow, you wore my makeup palette. That is so sad of you. And yeah, the women are just sort of arriving and Tommy's in the other room reading a book and this is Tommy's story time. Pete stepped in a large plate of strawberries. The moral is no matter what she's stepping,

just keep walking and you know what? That's bullshit. All right. That's a bullshit moral. Because if you step and poop, you got to wipe it off. A people's going to say, you smell like poop. All right. It's never really stopped anyone on this show. So now we go back to axe throwing, which I guess before we, they weren't sure if an enema weren't calling Mike on the phone. They just were all arriving at the X place.

And Mike brought his like very quiet friend who we've seen in the past who always seems so uncomfortable to be on this show. I think his name is Edwin or Eddie or something like that or I guess they're all arriving now. Who cares, like I don't know why I'm clarifying the logistics of the scene. But so they all show up at this X place

and sure it's like, oh cool. Do we shave with this? Do we shave with this axe? Oh, cuz you know that actually Shriffin probably does shave with an axe And and then Anima so Nima walks up to the guy who runs the axe place and Nima just burrows out like in such an even way he goes Sean right. Yeah, what's up, man? We talked on the phone. How are you, man? What's up, dude? Hey, Axis, am I right? Sure, if needs to shave. So I guess he's first in the sea. Oh, we're gonna throw them. Okay, bro. Cool, dude. We love that, bro, man. Yeah, so then, um, Sherman, of course, can do it perfectly. And he was like, not surprised. Sure, it was good.

I mean, he's like the person Paul Blanjian wouldn't surprise me if he kicks down doors and sleep with milkmaids. God, I want to be sure. Bro, you're amazing brother. And then Shervin throws the, throws the Paulina acts and he gets like the bulls eye and Mike goes, oh yeah, do that again. And I'll give you a hundred bucks. So Shervin does it again. Mike is like, so where's my hundred bucks? Mike, I never said that. That was a spoof text from a math. 100 bucks Mike I never said that that was a spoof text from a mouth Someone's a spoof text to my mouth. Balena

Someone to a spoof axe, okay? Spoof axe So back with the ladies destiny arrives of course in some weird turban or something and M. Chase giving the rundown of girls night. She's like charcootery everybody has their own board And then we have a game and it's called For the Girls. Oh my god. You know, Girls Night. There's nothing that sound, there's nothing that sounds worse than Girls Night except for Boys Night. Okay, can we just not have these things? It's like you have to choose between a personalized Sharkootery board and a game called For the Girls or Act throwing with Nima. I would have liked it if they just decided to rent For the Boys with Batman Learns Day.

That would have been fun. Actually, it would have been terrible. But I do like it. I'm sick of people kicking it in the nets every time it's brought up. For the Boys was very good. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I just, it just looks sad. Sad, you know? Listen, that's when Bet was like, I will win an Oscar. Bet Middler was doing her like the secret thing where she's like, I'm doing whatever it takes. And I'm going to get that Oscar. Baby. And then of course she never did. Yeah, she gave up. Then she was like, fuck that.

It's not too late. Bet Middler needs to do, she needs a vehicle. She needs an Oscar vehicle. I think we can make a while. Here's a thing. That middle of needs to play ugly. And I don't think she's willing to do that. She needs to go and close it up. And it didn't even work for one close when she spent like she did. She did that movie. It was like a dark comedy where she it was the first time she didn't have like red hair in a movie. Oh, she was like kind of the crazy old lady, like some really mean crazy old lady.

No, I mean a drama, not like, yeah, yeah. No, that one was called like something Mona or whatever. Drowning Mona. But drowning Mona. No, I mean, she needs to do a thing where she's like an Appalachian, you know, grandma. She basically has to like give a second stab at whatever Glenn close tried with Hill Billie Elegie and she just needs to do that. She's like, look at me, I'm Paul Oppas and then up like that.

That'd be her version. But it could get her the Oscar. All right. So let's see here. They start doing the where's the craziest place you've had sex and London's like in a spa in the steam room. You know, it was so crazy. There was a waiter there and I said, do you have breadsticks?

I mean, it was the sexiest day of my life. Oh, yeah. I said, hi, I'm an adult and does he goes, no, I go there. Please don't tell me there's jism in the spa. Jism is jism like lady, lady, like, wids. I don't tell me there's jism in the spot. Jism is jism like lady lady liquids. I don't know what that I've never heard of jism before, but it's just like the long form version. Is it there's a long form version of jism? I thought jism was just jism.

Jism is short for jism. But the thing is this. I thought jism was specific to men. Is it just sort of a blanket term for anything that comes out sexually? I thought Jiz was specific to men. Is it just sort of a blanket term for anything that comes out sexually? Okay, anyone? Reporting to the algorithm behind the urban thesaurus,

the top five slang words for Jizm are Cox-Mott, Leche, Flying Salty demons, Fetch, and White Wee-Wee. Flying Salty demons, huh? Flying salty demons. Uh, Oh, jism in the spot. I like that destiny thought there wasn't jism at Whisper. So, um, uh, where else would you believe that?

So then, so MJ then of course, went up to everyone and she says the craziest place that she had sex with the Playboy Manchin And she's like I thought better and more than all of you Which Gigi does not believe because she's like I'm traveled with MJ And she always has like six vibrators in a dildo so also Which honestly like if you compare to some of the guys that have come through this show I actually think six vibrators in dildo is better than some of the offers guys.

I don't think that Playboy matches deflects anyway. I mean all I think of when I think of Playboy matches is Scott Bale and Legionnaires' disease. Like those are the top things that come to my mind. You know I went to this Playboy Mansion once. Did I ever tell you the story? Do I have the, should I say this for, I don't know. Basically, I went to the Playboy Mansion in like 2003 or four, what a 2003. It was what? I saw MJ's Joseph. No, I went, it's a whole long story that maybe I'll tell on a bonus episode, but the point is I, I managed to score an invite to the 50th anniversary of Playboy. They had this big party. And I thought it was going to be, in my young, you know, 24 year old eyes, I thought it was going to be like Leonardo Capri, I thought it was going to be every A-lister. I'll tell you who is there. Anonacole Smith, Jesse Jackson, Gloria Allered.

At one point, I got wedged in between Tiffany and Steve and Dorf. Jeff Prope was there with Cody from season two and other seasons of Survivor. It was like that. And it's a, it's a, it was a unique place. It was like, it was like the delist, I feel like the reason why I found this path in life is because I wanted to play a play where I mentioned that one time.

And I was like, this could be my career. Talking about these people. Wow. Yeah, I just know that from the girls next door that show and it was so depressing. So next, the guys are playing like life-sized beer pong or whatever, who cares, really. Yeah, I didn't understand why they were doing that. I didn't understand why they had oversized beer pong. Why didn't they play regular-sized beer pong?

It was so strange. And then my favorite part was that Mike didn't seem to understand the rules, because he was like, okay, Mike, bro, this is what we're gonna do. We're throwing the ball. And if it hits the rim, you're gonna drink. And Mike is great, great, okay, okay, okay. But if it goes in the cup, you're gonna drink some more. Ah, okay, okay.

Now what happens if I throw a ballina in there and then she lands in the cup but bounces out. Then you do not have to drink, Mike. Oh, okay. But you're not have to drink my. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I want to drink with you. So he drinks anyway. And then they move over to the discussion of Palina. It's palina with the girls. And he's like, no, we didn't feel comfortable with her being with people who we don't know their intentions. No, no, no, no. Let me, I'm sorry to interrupt you when they asked

did Paulina go to girls night? He goes, he, Neymus said, did they invite her and he goes, they did and I, we didn't feel comfortable. I don't know if you caught that. He started saying I and then he changed her to we didn't feel comfortable that she'd be around other people. They remember the hell away from Paulina. Essentially, right. And there's also talk around this time about like, hey, did anyone, I wonder what Resa's doing? Is Resa at girls night? Well, I didn't want him to to to bros night. So you just see Resa and Adam at home. Wow. Hey, remember earlier when I showed you that you could airplay a zoom call? I did that. Good job. Yes.

I think this is, do you like my key? My eggless key. I made you. Good job. Yes. I think this is. Do you like my Keish? My eggless Keish. I made you. It's just crust. It's just crust and spinach on top. Yeah, this scene of Resign Adam sitting around the house eating the most boring dinner on earth is the reason people are afraid to get married. You know, people who have commitment issues. This is why. Okay, it's like, just take it home, people. Well, this become a plot point that Reza was not invited to either girls or boys. And I said, this is why I have to write a book because like, where do I fit in? I didn't get invited and I had to stay home and eat eggless kish crust But remember when I got the air plate of work

Alright, I'm so love So then we go back to the girls and lay this like, okay, let's gossip now. So what I heard about the Halloween party Is that Destiny was standing up for Paulina and Destiny's like, yeah, I like her. I really do. And Gigi's like, yeah, I like to until this situation with the text messages. Gigi's still the biggest victim here. And then Destiny's like, at the end of the day,

Ronnie, you want to take it from there? At the end of the day. Nothing for nothing, nothing. Honey. And on top of that, I only take so much. Okay, only take so much. So then we go back to the bros and the image like, bro, I think it's been a lot.

And like you've been through a lot and we're gonna get happy mic back, okay? Halloween was not a happy mic bro. Your brand totally changed. I heard about Halloween. He's like, well, you know what they do? They poke and they poke and they poke and then guess who's the bitch me Okay, you know like they

I've backed up you I've backed up. It's like it all comes to me and he was like well, you know what? I think the tears maybe a little mistrust between you and destiny brother bro ham, okay? And then we see a montage of Mike screaming at destiny for the past three years. And by the way, Mike pulling this card of like, when did I become the beach of the group, the people think that they can come after? Like, maybe it was when you lied to everyone and tried to make them seem like the crazy ones. You yelled at them when they called you on your bullshit and then you're like, oh, guess what? I was lying to say face.. And now you're, now you're confused why you're the one that everyone's coming after because you were the, you were the bullshit or first

mic. So bad to lie. But who wants to go on TV and just be honest about fucking around on your girlfriend? Like, I don't think it's that bad. Well, yeah, well, by the point is it's not, I'm not saying I can't believe he lied about that he tried to cover up as a fair. The point is that he's acting as if this all happened out of nowhere. Like there was no reason why I knew this happened. Like since when did I become this person since it's like because you lied to everyone, that's why it happened.

He acts like he just, you know, one moment everyone was cool and then another moment of switch went off and it's like no it's not happening to me. He gave his mayor speech in Palm Springs where he's like I have a speech right. I have a speech everybody. Paulina stand behind me. I have a speech to give does anybody have a sock to put in Paulina's mouth? Anybody? Okay, put this in your mouth. Okay. What do you call it? A Paulina speech or no, stump speech. It's sort of the same thing you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so he gave us a mayor speech, so now he thinks he's off the hook.

So when he went to that party, he's like, what the hell's another playing games about me? And that's what I'm saying. Like they were coming from Mike at this party. It's like they wrote all these questions to make Mike look stupid again. So I mean, Mike is an idiot and he's a cheater and Destiny or Paulina should run the fuck away from him. But I mean, I can is an idiot and he's a cheater and destiny or probably

you should run the fuck away from him, but I mean, I can see why he's annoyed. But he falls for it. That's the thing. He falls for it every time. He knows what they're doing and he gives them exactly the reaction that they want. I mean, he's such an idiot. He's such an idiot and then he's surprised. He's surprised. It's like, like, if you roll with a punch as Mike, if you turn it on them, then, you know, they're not gonna They're not gonna fuck with you, but like you're so easily fuckable. Like what fucked with I should say fucked with the ball

So anyway, Nima's like bro, I'm begging you please sit down with destiny, okay, bro man because like you know what? You know, own your side of this shit and then fix it for everyone, bro, and he's like, as an outsider, I've seen it from day one, and it needs to be fixed hand bro. But I just tensioned it up a little bit. Right. And so it's like, yeah, you know, I know things happen, but, you know, maybe, maybe a conversation can take place.

And so Mike's like, he's pissed off. So then back with the ladies, London's like, what I want to understand is what was so aggravating that you felt the need to get physical destiny because it seems to me that there must be something deeper there than just Mike. And she's like, I got triggered. Okay. I do not do well with aggressive men.

So then MJ is like, she's basically asking if there's something that Destiny and Mike can do to take a genuine step forward. And she's like, I am honestly, I'm Destiny and Mike ever be able to mend that wonderful friendship. We've always cared about. So now we go back. Now that girl's night is over and now Gigi's at home with mom and Fatima is saying, like, so what happened at the party? And so we get the flashback of MJ saying, who has masturbated while talking on the phone? And then we find out really the biggest piece of information is that Gigi has not spayed her dog, which of course, you know, I mean, listen everybody, that's your choice. Spay or not, but of course Gigi didn't spay her gigantic crop wild.

I mean, just look worse, okay. Is that what that was? I was wondering, I was like, is this dog on a period? Is that what happens with dogs when they're not spayed? You know, I'm not judging you, but Betty White is. Okay. So I'm saying. She really is.

And have an out and judging you right now. Yep. Or was it Bob Hope or Johnny Carson? Was the big. They both are. It wasn't Bob Hope the big spain new to your animals. I don't know. I thought was Johnny Carson.

Either way, I think they're both looking down from having and judging together. Even Betty White, she's not in heaven yet, but they love her so much that she can just come there and visit. She's like the only person with a guest. The point is the older generation of NBC universal stars is is appalled that a member of their family has the situation. So, um, so now appropriately, Reza shows up at a place called Sorry, not sorry. How is that for a restaurant name on this?

So you mean you couldn't write that for me. I know. And the waitress doesn't even want to be associated with this. She doesn't even like first waitress in all of Los Angeles who actually chose to be alert out from television. She's like, no, this might affect my chances to land the hallmark movie. So, do you guys have like ice coffee? Okay, thank you. Resus has been so over the top, nice. So, everything is going, I love you. So then, Justin, you're rough. Hello! Ah, I love you, I love you.

Oh, bitch, be like, guess what? My deal is final and I'm just locking down my ghost bitch rider, bitch. And so then, the waitress arrives with like a platter. He is, I love you. Thank you so much, bitch, be like, bringing food. Good luck with your audition. So basically, I have to green light. You're my first official interview bitch.

Okay, love your bitch. So then he's like, yeah, you know, we have that like connection. So if you don't mind, I'm gonna record this. So like, would you remember about me from like, back in the day? Nice specific question and destiny is like um Well, I remember back in the day your mom and my mom and all their friends would go to a cafe And they would try to auction off Jennifer Eden. Oh wait. I got my shows mixed up

They'd go to a cafe and they would order all the sheering and shirney until I have got that right. By the way, I'm sorry to, for our speakers, I was like really trying to be authentic to the dialogue. But she's like, yeah, they would order it until like 2 a.m. and like every single parent that was there had gone through like a major journey. And like as a kid, I'm sure he's getting to the point.

What was the cute little cake kid with us with the glitter shirt on like? Well, I remember him sitting there and like throwing bread baskets on the floor and waiting wait just to pick them up. That's good. I'm glad

I'm recording this. I remember him taking menus and folding them into paper airplanes but then then just ripping airplanes in half. It was sort of a stream. It's gonna be the best yacht day. I remember him taking butter and putting it right outside the kitchen door and watching your waiters and wait. Just just fall over and spill everything everywhere.

I just see that last night. Oh, the kitchen floor is still covered in crust. And I remember thinking he didn't fit in anywhere and he would grow up to have friends that would not understand him whatsoever except one dear friend who's me. So they talk about his parents and he's like, yeah, my dad was like cheating on her left and right bitch. And you know how about my dad and him being aggressive towards my mom like he's just like revved up like Mike.

Let me press the tape recorder stops. Let's just transition. Let me tell you about my childhood trauma and associate Mike with that. I was like it's not a good sign. You can't even get through five minutes of your own memories without sit talking Mike. My father used to make me cry. He was so bad to my mother and he was so aggressive and he would cheat left and right and he would say, Resa, I hope this scars you. He like wanted to scar me. He was so mean. Like Mike. One time I saw a show about a serial killer like Mike. So Destiny's like, one time. No, it's okay. I'm not gonna do another one. I heard a pause, so I just kept on.

It's my- I was sipping coffee at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I think it's- I think it's for the best that we just knew the whole word. Well, my mom has always said like, don't be with someone with traits of a middle Eastern man because they're aggressive, okay? Like Mike! Don't be with someone with traits of a Middle Eastern man because they're aggressive. Okay. Like Mike. Um, now I just like to remind everybody that last season MJ got in so much trouble when she told Paulina, yeah, you know, I like that I'm with a white guy because Persian guys are so like aggressive and everyone's like, how dare you? How dare you? And now this aggressive and everyone's like how dare you how dare you and now this season everyone's like

Don't be with a don't you're so right? They're too aggressive Yeah, wow, you're so right guess what and so the rest of my personal thought read that on Facebook So thanks whoever had that opinion. I just stole it from you. Okay, there you get credit nameless Nailless faceless person who I can't remember, but thank you Well, I cannot believe that you would just not give it someone credit that is so cruel And he rises like well, it's no secret that Mike has acted aggressively towards you. I'm going to stop this.

I'm stopping the recorder now. I'm stopping it now again. So Dessie is talking about how she was triggered on a Halloween and that, you know, she was really bothered by it and she's still, she's just so bothered. And Resa goes, well, does everyone know about that situation that you had that is now going to be forced onto television? Perhaps intentionally. I'm going to tell them or am I?

And she's like, do you mean the stalker situation? So then we get a clip of Destiny telling Gigi that she had a stalker and he would find her in the mall and he would chase her through a parking lot. And one time he found her at work and called the cops and she had to call the cops on him and he's like, oh my god The fact that you just shared that with other people even though I kind of made you and I didn't have to do it for you An vicious way shows me that you are ready to put it behind you and by put it behind you. I mean put it on to Mike I know. Um, uh, because she's obviously gone through this traumatic thing. So this is why she's getting triggered by

Mike. And, um, and her whole thing is she says that she wants Mike to be in a place where he acknowledges that other people are going through things that's not all about him. And if he doesn't, if he doesn't fix that about himself, people are going to start resenting him and Ressa is like listen Move on now that I brought up your trauma. I've decided this storyline is over Move on For nothing and I'm just done being disrespected by man. Yes, but destiny. It is not healthy. I love you

Not healthy, I love you! Move on! Move on! Ah! There are more important things in the world like when I am going to be able to meet baby, shut! Oh! So then Nima and his dad, Fred.

This is what I wrote. This was my first note. Oh, geez. Okay. So Nima and his dad,. This is what I wrote. This was my first note. Oh, geez. Okay. So Neema and his Neema and his dad Neema still trying to make his dad storyline happen. So his dad brings over a box of Hello fresh and they get to cooking his dad's going to give him a big cooking lesson and stuff and Neema's like, I can't even peel a cucumber. Yeah, he's trying to make jokes about like it doesn't matter about the size just about the motion the ocean and the dad's like I should have

never reconnected with this idiot. So they're just like cooking and then just like this light montage like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and then all of a sudden it's like a massive spread of fear. I was like what the fuck what can I come over there? So then just how lazy my father is. So then the dad's like, Oh, I love doing this stuff with you. He's like, yeah, but dad, you know there was a time where we wouldn't have done this. I mean, I don't say it enough,

but I'll give you credit for this even though we had a horrible time. Like leave the guy alone. I have to come on here and cry and every God damn see you. I'm not Jesus. He just made you dare. I know for crying out loud. And again, Neema is saying, well, because my family lost so much branding, brand recognition time, you know, now we're really working for taking it back over now we're family of all.

So then Neema is like, he dad, what's this green stuff? And his dad just looks at him like you're such a fucking idiot. He goes parsley. What's this exotic green thing? Is this is this native to Iran? I've never seen anything like it. It's parsley. You idiot. 99% of parsley stuck in their teeth, but the parsley is actually jumping off of your teeth because it is so afraid of being associated with them. I think parsley is growing in your brain. Idiot son. By the way, it just started storming here out of nowhere.

So if you guys hear that's what that is. So be sure you're recording and kids that electricity goes out. I am. That storm is so loud and aggressive. I know it started while we were doing that actually. And I thought, wow, that is so this show to me. Hate Mike so much, I'm going to start storming outside. So now, really a scene that we all have been waiting for,

a destiny cleaning her car and slow motion while Frank Sinatra watches. And it this goes on for a very long time. It's like they needed two minutes to fill in the episode and it just goes, uh, just like her cleaning and like her fake hair. Yes, car. Yes. Like, doing sexy clothes and hose and theirself down. I'm like, this is why people all need shutters in their front window. Don't just, I know, but we're all going to have a neighbor like that, you know, some thirsty ass out there trying to hook it up. That, like, the cool ant out there washing her car. Seriously. So we, I have been saying that I thought for some reason that, that they were

living in at water Village, which didn't We make any sense, but they apparently are in the valley. I think they might be in Valley Village, but they're in that Valley Village area, which is where all the Bravo stars go. So that's where this is all happening. So now Destiny, who has revealed that she was traumatized by a Stalker gets a call from Mike and he answers the phone or he he announces himself in the most stalker way possible because he goes hey destiny.

And he even sound like the next time you're something it's like hey destiny. How are you? Yeah. He literally sounds like the scream guy. I'm in your backyard destiny. Look in the glows like Batman. Do you want to make some jiffy pop? Destiny? You know what? Jiffy Polina?

Please. We're going to play a game, Destiny. Oh, operator, who is calling me? The call is coming from inside Frank Sinatra. Get out of the house. Oh my god, like I'm a little surprised that you're calling me! I'm surprised too. I didn't know if I should call you.

Bring $10 to the corner of the street to the north. Call the police. Paulina, let's play it. Not Paulina, let's play a game. You hang up in the press star 6 9 and see if I answer. Did you just get six nine? It was spoof, spoof rebelling from destiny. So they basically agreed to have their conversation.

And then we go back over to MJ's house where MJ is cleaning and Tommy has some wine and she's cleaning from the other night and time's like, well you guys sound like you had a good time. How'd you cackle him? How'd you cackle him? Which is like all he says, rest the year seeing. How'd you cackle him?

Suddenly no given thing happened in New York because a lot of cackling. She basically says, yeah, I'm even getting along with GGs. Like, oh yeah, whatever floats your boat, but don't say you haven't been warned if that prookipine pricks, yeah. I tell you what, the prookipine pricks, yeah, I know what thing you want me doing, cacklin. You know, the problem, accountability is a full letter word and for I see. And you know where it is. It it's not crazy I looked it up. I put accountability in

far see and I can't read far see obviously but it was definitely for symbols a letter. Oh, it's like wow look at Tommy Tommy. Tommy learning to be in his marriage. So he's like, God, you, and I'm so much. I thought there was a male stripper. And she's like, would you strip for me at a party? No. Would you strip for me if I were dying in bed? Why would I strip you? Why would I strip you? I mean, why would you quake that with medical? Why would I, I heard you cackelin. I heard you cackelin. Why would you strip him with having a disease? You think the leukemia award got a bunch of strippers in there? stripping with having a disease. You think the leukemia award got a bunch of strippers in there?

Your personal ever striped was down straw. Oh my god. So then we get the new mic, okay? Remember when Jack started going to do my everybody does basically this so Mike is now on a beach sunset is putting on his arm, his, uh, Yarmica and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, already I'm the bigger man in the group, but you know not literally bigger man But you know mostly bigger man and there's no way I can have real connection with God If I can't make amends and create a new energy and I'm better than that. Oh, you know So they invest and he walks out Lee to him and she's like ship out Yeah

She's he's like this like very spiritual moment sunset. He's just done his prayers. He's had, you know, he sort of communed with God and investing in sitting there in a collar that says, Yosper. Did she know that collar? She had it said, written on her collar. Yosper. it said ridden on her collar yoss. So they have some wine and she's like, I feel like a truck just ran me over and actually it tried to you because some of the parents on my street asked me to please go inside while I was watching instead of washing my car and I wouldn't. So the truck broke over me. Listen, I completely understand. You know, I came, I came pre-cautious, I'm pre-cautious right now. Let me put this condom on. No, not that kind. When that truck nearly drove you over, did you hear someone give you a phone call?

That said, you have 10 seconds to get out of the street. Otherwise, I will drive you over. Because that wasn't me. It was a spoof text. Okay, now see this in the beginning of the show where I said I'm kind of on his side at the end of this, this is why because she goes, you came in aggressive and he goes, yeah, but I don't do well when people ambush me. And she's like, oh, I just asked you to leave. Now what's in it now?

So now this is all we can, now it all becomes about how destiny was stocked when she was in college and not the bullshit setup that they did to him. Like she never has to answer to it because now she has her stocking thing, which I totally believe, and I totally believe that that would be triggering. And I totally believe Mike's a piece of shit, but that's not cool that they just get to like run away.

But I guess they do because he had the biggest fit. So he lost. Yeah. He and and I just can't be a mic side about this because then he gives his whole Typical speech because you know among all the things that you find that are wrong with me I have a lot of loss. I'm not perfect. I'm not polina But I hope you know in my core. I'm not a bad person and I would never intentionally try to hurt you Okay, never ever ever and if I did

It's because of spoof text like yeah, but that's hard for me to believe because you did hurt me. And I came here to hear what you had to say, but like, does a real friend treat me like he does? Like, I will not be disrespected. You don't talk to me like that. And you know, then Paulina, like, uh, because he says something like you've been, oh, she says, you don't like me and Paulina and I talk or that she came to my house. And yeah, because he knows what you're doing and you weren't doing what he thought you were doing,

although she does have a right to fucking talk about it was being like that. So I don't know, see this show? Well, this is like taking the side of the husband in that, your Roberts movie. What was that name of that movie? Yeah, it's not taking his side. It's like, like, taking his side is just he's saying, like, I don't want my girlfriend

on TV, like talking about what an asshole I am. And you guys keep bringing up my girlfriend, talking about what an asshole I am. Like, I can get that. But then at the same time, I'm like, what are you doing? So, like, what are they supposed to do? And the polling is only way, you know. Right, and this is Paulina's way of, like, this is her way of being able to have a voice is due to destiny.

So that's why it's like, Mike, stop peeing to yourself and be victim here or just get better friends, you know, sleeping with the enemy is what I was thinking of. So Mike is like, I don't know who to trust, Baba. I'm scared. Don't call me Baba. So Mike says, you know, I don't know what. There's text. You know, like these rumors that no, they weren't rumors. The was shit that you did. And it was proven that you did it. And the spoof text who cares

because you were proven to do the other thing already. Yeah. And, um, and she's like, when I asked you to leave and you didn't and you still went in my house, that triggered me. And I had a stalker for a year who harmed me several times, several times. It was the worst year of my life. And you went that moment, triggered me when I asked you to leave. And now you know why I was triggered. And he's like, well, I didn't know you went to that Paulina.

So I want to acknowledge and say, I'm sorry, Paulina. And I'm genuinely sorry. And I love you. And I want you to know that Paulina. So I want to acknowledge and say, I'm sorry, Paulina, and I'm genuinely sorry, and I love you. And I want you to know that. Paulina, you say that, but I have to make sure that I don't allow anything in my life that's going to be disrespectful. He's like, okay, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to try my hardest to be as respectful and loving and empathetic to what you're going through. And let's see how I'm going to change because I'm going to change. I cannot wait to get to my trunk and open it so I can tell Paulina that we had a good talk. And so it seems like things are tenuously okay with them. And that is the end of the

episode. And we got to see our midseason trailer. So we'll see. We'll see what happens next, but I'm sure there'll be a lot more disaster around all this because nothing seems like it's okay. Right? Yeah. So we will be back in two weeks with Shazza Sunset because it will not be on next week. But we will be back every other day this week. So we will talk to you tomorrow, everybody, or actually later today with some below deck Mediterranean. So just check your feet. That's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. If you just remember to subscribe on whatever platform you're using. So that way you don't need not to worry about when things are going to be out. They'll just arrive in your podcast inbox and then it's all solved. Okay. Bye everybody. I pollina.

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