Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. Will he ever stop sobbing for baby SHAAAAAMS? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi everybody, I'm Ronnie Caram, and with me it's the cool just talented, thin, lustously locked. Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain podcast, hi, Ben. Oh hi Ronnie, what's up? How are you? I am so excited to be here talking Shaz of Sunset. Last week on the recap, I said that this week's episode was going to be the season finale. And I didn't say it because I was trying to give fake news. I said it because they put it on screen, but perhaps it was erroneous because it was not the season finale.

However, they did put on the screen this time that next week is the season finale, and I believe I heard that they say next week on the season finale, did they do that, Ronnie? They sure did. So I'm sorry for those of you guys who were expecting this, Rockis, and Drama filled episode to be the season finale. It was not. So sorry, I'm making a lot of apologies for just putting out bad information on the podcast. And drama filled episode to be the season finale it was not so sorry I'm making a lot of apologies for just putting out bad information on the podcast

You know great power comes great responsibility, and I'm failing Ron and I apologize I apologize babe. I apologize Well actually I'm glad you apologized because I need it, you know I was watching this like come on Do better to season finale come on and then halfway I was like, this cannot possibly be the season finale. It's this is definitely a panel to that vibe that we got. It was a panel. It was definitely penalties.

And I think if anyone knows an apology, it's Bravo for putting season finale up on the screen last week. Like that wasn't cool. Too part in the season finale. Too part season finale. Yeah the screen last week. Like, that wasn't cool. Too part, not really. Not really. Too part, season finale. Murder mystery. And said we got the new vagina waxing is murder mysteries.

We got that. And I still say, I actually still think the best murder mystery we've seen in the past year was Dallas. That was my favorite of these murder mysteries. Mainly because it ended with DeAndandra getting crazy into character with a gun and busy trying to kill everyone in the cast. Yeah, Deandra really took that seriously.

Absolutely. And I'd do it again, bitch. She was a little too good at that. So we open with a squirrel eating. Okay. Squirrel took a break from Potomac, came over to Shaz, and then Gigi is telling us, see, this is what I was talking about, this beauty, serenity, and energy. It's like literally flowing through all of us. Look at the little bird. And then she got a little cartoon bird to come on her hand. I mean, let's just get the real Gigi. Like get the cartoon on her finger

then have her bite his damn head off, okay? I'm not buying this Gigi, so I don't care. Congratulations on making it an entire season, see me normal. Don't need it, don't like it. Go back to who you were, thanks. You forgot the step where before she bites off the little bird's head, she elopes with it.

So, Gigi is, yeah, this is how you can tell at the episode there's really nothing going on in the episode is that they have to stretch it out with comic bits. Okay, that's always the sign of making content last. So she's face timing with her mom and Elijah. Literally the storyline I hear the least about on this show, the weekly Elijah update. It's always the same. Like it's literally the same thing every single week.

Fatima's there, Fatima's with the baby, Roxy's there, maybe Jaja's nearby, and Gigi's like, oh, my baby. It's literally the same thing. I don't know if I can deal with it much longer, much more of it longer. So the guys gather outside of Reza and MJ's little cabin thing together outside. And Mike said, wow, what a beautiful day. This day is almost good enough to jerk off to an Instagram. Beautiful, just beautiful. And me and I was like, dude, I can't believe how big this property is bro. This is like bro bro. Ham. This is bro. Ham forest huge Yeah, this is not something you see going down Beverly Boulevard. That's for sure

This has the serve and seal of approval Servant Y'all will who would have thought that MJ and resa would be singing the same copy in a year ago I mean I mean that thing with London and resa. I mean, jeez guys, what's the tea? My right, brah. My right, brah. Yeah, and this is coming from a person who is not a pine tree person. Okay, I am a palm tree person. Okay, that's my brand. Okay, who would have thought? Who would have thought? So Mike is like, yeah, and then like with London like that poor girl has done nothing okay she hasn't been aggressive she hasn't done nothing she hasn't

sent spoof text okay she just voiced her opinion okay are you doing with Reza he's a lot of bark but no bite okay his bite it's not even a real bite it's spoof bite he has a spoof bite I just that's not the proper saying I know I'm saying that a lot today in these bravo recaps because we just didn't tell them like two, where someone called a gorgeous redone house, a diamond of the rough, okay? So now here I am again, having a problem with someone using a phrase wrong,

but a lot of bark and no bite. Bresa is constant bite. What are you talking about? That he's constantly biting. His bite is so much that you've kept Paulina away from it. Like you literally, you put him in a cage Okay, I also do like that we correct all these little mixed metaphors that they botched because I am the king of that If you go back and listen to any of these podcasts you hear me mix up my words so frequently

I did not watch what happens live. I am the king of just like messing up all my words all the time But I think yeah think I don't make my fun of people because I can do it better. I just make fun of people because it's fun. Okay, team hypocrite. Yeah, no, I make fun of them because it makes me, uh, it distracts from my own shortcomings with being articulate. Uh, so rest that comes out dressed like a gay scab. That's all I can think of. I don't know what he's wearing. He's wearing his gayest pajamas I've ever seen. But like a gay blot.

It's like a rainbow flag scab. Did he? Oh, I couldn't tell if you meant that he'd looked like some tissue that had hardened or if he looks like someone who crossed the picket line. That sounds like he would not be there for other riders. I'll tell you that. He definitely would cross the picket line.

You know what, like sorry, but like a bitch lost 40 pounds and wants to work, okay? So, Reza sees some girl who is it? London, I don't know, someone's there. It's a great question. No, it's, it's, uh, Gigi. And he's like, That's my bitch, servant bitch, servant up bitch.

Oh yeah, that's you, man. And they just dance around and they're crazy clothes while the guys just stare at them like, uh, Gigi looks like the lead singer of For Non Blans. Okay, she's giving Distinct Linda Perry vibes because she has her box braids, but she also has the big hat. Like, and I was, you know, it would not be surprising

if Gigi came out and was like, so I said, hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going, Gigi, stop it! Stop it! Stop it, stop it! Oh, so then London comes out looking like she's going, Gigi, stop it! Stop it! Stop it, so mean! So then London comes out looking like she's going to her first day of like polo lessons or something. And I'm like, Neema's like, why are you dressed in business, business casual?

And she's like, it's she! It's a look! Okay, she's look! I like Neema clocking her for business casual. When you know, he like jerks off to those old UPS commercials with the guy talking about logistics. Oh yeah, that's good branding. Oh, oh yeah, oh, I love, oh, jaw, I love a whiteboard.

So it's a bravo vacation. So we're spouting up on our... That was a horrifying image for everyone. I'm sorry. Jerking off to logistics. UPS, remember that commercial, the guy with that long hair, being like, this is logistics. I wore for UPS.

Remember those or no? No. You're lucky if you don't remember them. Oh, the worst. No, I don't remember, but I like the fact, I like the thought of neem intriguing off to those commercials. So it's a problem of vacation, so we're separating

to do different activities. And some are going to vineyard, and some of them are going to zip line. Yeah, I don't, I mean, zip lining seems super fun, but like, it's always going to be wine tasting, right? Like, I feel like it's always wine tasting. Well, I really like that MJ always kind of gives me more confidence to do things I normally wouldn't think I could do, because I'm always one tasting, right? I feel like it's always one tasting. Well, I really like that MJ always kind of gives me more confidence to do things I normally wouldn't think I could do because I'm a little, you know, I'm bigger.

So I wouldn't think like zip lining or horseback riding. But any time there's an option, MJ is like, I'm going horseback riding and I'm going zip lining and you can figure out, you can figure it out. And I really like that about her. I'm like, hey, you know what, maybe I'm going to go zip lining. I just want you to know, Ronnie, I just I have to I'm sending you a picture of it's just a picture of this UPS commercial guy because it's I need you to get a full a full picture because I think I feel like everyone knows this guy and how awful he is and I want you I just want you I just want to get your reaction to the UPS guy

in the business casual blue Oxford with a long hair, okay? I just send it to you. This is what I imagine Nima jerks off to you this guy. Oh! They all intercept that, yeah. Look at the statue of Liberty about the sticker sticker fire of intercept. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I love a blue button down. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's good branding.

I like anyway, the effort he made into the White House drawing to you on this. It's like simple logistics, but he's taking like 30 minutes to do the art for his little example. simple logistics, but he's taking like 30 minutes to do the art for his little example. First of just, and then he's like, in the image I sent Ronnie, the guy at the UPS guy is like, he's drawing on the whiteboard, but he's also like looking over his shoulder like, yeah, you like this? You like this? You like these logistics? It's like, whoa, stop it. Like you watching? You're still watching. So, they get, some of them get to the vineyard. It's Gigi, London, Resa, and Nima. And he's like, do we have seating assignments? Where the shams!

So, Nima of course ruins everything. He's like, my happy place is without a doubt a vineyard. Okay, I get googly eyes in a vineyard. I'm like, GG looks pretty good. Destiny looks really good. The UPS guy looks great, I'd like to say. Even Reza, I'm just kidding. He just grows hair longer and have a whiteboard. I love a vineyard. Kahnima still just desperate to convince us that he's like wanting to bang every girl he sees.

And meanwhile, just calm it down already. No one is buying this. Okay? No one. So, Ressa's like, oh my god, I'm like so in the moment. It's like the first time I've eaten since 6 o'clock. So, it's a very special moment. I don't know what's, I don't know what I want to do like a versus like what is, what is

the more special moment uh, rather eating before 6 o'clock for the first time or a caron being the ambassador to Surrey County which is funny So very special moment I'm eating before 6 so I would like to take time to apologize to London I have taken some frustration out on you some anger on you, and part of it is that I presented, you know, they call subways, trains. It just bothers me. I don't want to be asked if I'm going down into the tube. Okay?

Bitch going into the tube means something else entirely to me, okay? So he's like, yeah, none of that had anything to do with you. And now that I realize that I want to ambush Mike about Paulina at some point on this trip, I'm gonna need you on my side. So I'm really sorry that I took it out on you. Yeah, babe, thanks. No, that's really good to hear, babe, because you know, it was hard not to take it personally. And I'm really going, okay, good. Let me tell you something. It was RV it was rather rather driven it was Paulina and Mike driven it was things I need to apologize be driven it was rather be obsessed driven it was

the old TV the old movie driven by driven you know all those things driven you know I really hate when I behave that way. Let us toast to London. But honestly, keeping it real, when she started siding with Mike, everything she did was getting under my skin. So Queen, stay in your lane. Which means she's not forgiven at all, but he needs her on his side. That's exactly what that means.

Also, Mike and Paulina is literally not your lane. Mike is not even your highway. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to That's exactly what that means. Also, Mike and Paulina is literally not your lane. It's not even your highway. Right. So then Gigi is asking the other people, like, what do you think they're doing? Oh no, she's asking, what do you think the other group is doing? And that seems like, um, I think that you're like dangling from the air.

Yeah, good call. Yeah, they're supplying. I think that you're like dangling from the air Yeah Good call. Yeah, they're zip lining so so speaking of which we then go over to the zip liners and So they arrive and Mike has a fear of heights. So he's asking does the guy named Kelly who's there? He's their guide and so Mike is like so in the the history of repelling, have any of these wires snapped? I guess another way of putting it is. So I did these cables, spoof cables, or they all good cables. So in the history of repelling, has anybody been so repelling to go on a repelling?

Is my repelling so strong that it's going to break this repelling? Listen, unfortunately I don't think very loud to go ziplining because this group is very toxic and these ziplines don't want to be near us. So unfortunately we cannot do this. Yeah, so they're getting ready. And then MJ's like, I suffer from post-birth urinary incontinence, so might want to warn you about that.

And they look like, if you're being, I'm being okay. So then it's horror movie music, because they ride in the back of a pickup truck up the mountain. And then they arrive at the zipline and Sherman goes, hey, look, a zipline. So Mike's like, oh, blah blah, I'm, I'm butchering it. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I'm I'm butchering it. What? What? I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like Yeah, so So then they're they're getting on the zipline and Shervin's like Shervin goes first of course and she's like And he's just like Across the across the forest and then MJ is like I didn't do anything to deserve this What why am I doing this in the guide is like okay? Just what we're gonna need you to do is just hold on here and step on, onto this thing, she just goes, no, just steps out, like her Vita comes out at that moment. Yeah, she's like, where's Bing Bong?

So then back with the line people, Desi is like, Mike with love this. Just like trying to bring up things that they can bitch about right and brez it goes Yeah, but would Paulina enjoy it and he was like yeah, dude. Why is Paulina here? She isn't here because Mike will not let her be here She goes why are you yelling? Oh, because he doesn't want us to tell us the things that she's thinking. I'm sorry. I can't help it Yeah, and London's like, yeah babe, I can see that Mike didn't want Paulina to get close to us in a Halloween. I could see the looks and everything. And Dustin's like, well she knows that he speaks very to Raghatori and very disrespectful.

Like he said the nastiest things right in front of Frank Sinatra. So then Destiny tells us that she hasn't even heard from Paulina since Halloween and you'd think that Paulina would reach out just to see how Destiny is doing but she hasn't even done that. Yeah, Destiny, the real victim here. So Neema's like, um, do you think she's not here because of the receipts that we have on the show receipts? Because I love receipts.

London's like, of course, baby. You know baby, you know like I agree with everything you're saying I mean it just seemed really awkward and Resas like can we go and record a sing London is co signing Mike on his shit, okay? And then rest it just gets bit by a bug I'm just glad Adam wasn't there. Oh, GG bug. GG. Oh. Why are you sending bugs at me? GG. Oh, you guys went to wine. Oh, he gets stung in. Bitch, like that bitch B is an intermittent fasting, it's eating my blood. So then Nemo holds up two different wine glasses

to his chest, yes. These are like two types of titties. Isn't that hilarious? It's a breast joke because I love women. I am mad attracted to women all the cuz I'm a player, dude bro Man titties wine glasses titties bro man Yeah, so Reza is just wasted so he starts skipping around screaming to the venue So then we go back to Zipline, or they're just ziplining away. And one thing that happened beforehand was Mike.

Mike was like telling everyone what to do with the zipline. Did you notice that? He was telling everyone how to like get ready and be prepared and whatever with the zip lines, but then when I came time for him to do the zip lining, he was like, okay, oh, oh no, oh no, oh, oh, Paulina, Paulina, no, no, Paulina, no, no, spoof, spoof, spoof gravity, no, no, no, no, this, no, no, my legs are shaking dude, no, no,

I can't do that, no, no, no, no, no, no, but now he's like, now they're all doing it and they're like going from tree to tree to tree. And one thing I noticed is that the zip lines sounded like Shervin. Did you notice that? Every time they went zip line, it sounded like this. Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Hey guys! Hey guys, and that's how the hey guys. I was so weird that I would say hey guys at the end. So in Rezos' fan, everybody that's it. Hey guys, it was so weird that I would say hey guys at the end. So in Reza's fan, everybody's wasted especially Reza. And GG guys, GG guys, what is one thing I've always done on trips?

What's the one thing I've always brought? And then he goes, knives, and they're gonna start cracking up. And then we see a montage of every year, GG having a new knife. Like this one? We'll take your dick off. I'm like over the whole knife thing. I just, I feel like it was a joke. It was a jockey thing that happened several seasons ago

that they just keep going back to, like, like a, like it's, as if it's on the same level as like turtle time or something, and it's just, it's not, I just don't feel like we as the audience ever really, really embrace that. We were all like, oh, okay, cool, right? Is that me?

Like, naves, naves all the time. So then at night time, they're talking about how Mike was really good with his words of encouragement. They're like, wow, Mike, thanks for all those words of encouragement at zip lining. And he goes, yeah, I'm a good girl, dad. Literally, you're not, you talked to the other women that your girl mums, you are not a good girl dad.

You're a little, first of all, you're not even a girl dad. On top of that, you're like a girl, you're like a male presence, girl male presence figure that talks to other girls behind your main woman's back. What's the phrase for that? Mine's the mic. Mine's the mic. So Mike is in a store, they're all in a store

buying stuff to eat and Mike's like, oh wow, you know, today we had very good bonding. So I would like to say thank you to Gigi for putting this together because you know this whole thing with the unity and the trust. And MJ is like, yeah, look at her, like she spearheading trips and kicking ass. Yeah, compared to last year, like to now, like, I mean, I couldn't even imagine you being here with Reza, but look at you guys, this is all because of Gigi. Wow, Gigi.

And he's like, wow, is Resta getting closer? Like it's progress happening. And MJ tells them that it's really complicated and she suggested he write a letter to Tommy. And then we see a clip of Ressa going, I will trouble the restraining order for Tommy. But of course, Tommy said that Ressa can keep their straic order exactly where it is.

It's not going to change how he feels, you know. So MJ hasn't told Reza this news yet that Tommy is just like really not receptive to any of this. So Mike has this thing. He's like, well, you know what? I think a letter would look really good because if Reza knows that he can't like even change and Tommy's view, but he still decides to write a letter. Then that will show to Tommy that this came from a sincere place because it shows that he can't change,

but the letter, he wrote the letter anyway. And so that means that it will mean a lot. And so therefore, because it's not a spoof letter, it's a real letter and like, Polina, you know? Yeah, you should be in Tommy's ear about how great Reza is. So why are you being nice to Reza? Reza is a monster. Stop. You're trying to be nice and ear about how great Reza is. So why are you being nice to Reza? Reza's on monster. Stop.

You're trying to be nice and get Reza what Reza wants. While Reza is screaming Paulina and Evan, you're somewhere ready to rake you over the goals again. Yeah, I mean, like literally you are hiding your girlfriend from Reza at this point, while also simultaneously encouraging MJ and her husband to reconnect with Reza. So they're getting ready for a Juressa party and the guys are playing pool. And Sherman's like, Nima,

because their dress has cowboys and Nima is of course like a five year old cowboy. So I guess I could go into a town's birthday party. And Sherman's like, Nima, let me ask you a question. So are you friends with everyone from Toy Story or? Mm-hmm. Whoa, that's a great question. And I love your approach to this brand.

And the only one I'm friends with from Toy Story is Little Bo Peep because wow, she has quite a rack on her. Am I right, guys? Am I right? And Stervin's like, well, I'd like to think what he got good wood, but probably only for 10 minutes. Start cracking up. So then they have people cooking for them tonight, which is nice.

So then Gigi does this thing that every host, was a cater waiter for a long time, that every host of every party does, where they come in, and they give a big speech to everybody, like we're just also fucking lucky to be there. She's like, just FYI everybody, we're having a whole Western saloon thing. So if you see people talking, funny, just go with that,

because we're in a saloon. Like you know that every single person in here is saying the seaword over and over in their brains, right? Just leave, to leave the kitchen, ma'am, okay? And by seward, you mean catering. You know, they clearly do not care. They're like, yeah, they're just looking at her like, you think this is the first time we've had to cater

for some stupid-ass costume party? We get it. So then she says that she's having a costume party because her friends will have to leave the baggage and just come as, you know, come as their costume, which really makes no sense. And that's the whole thing that with Gigi this year is they're trying to make Gigi like this spiritual healer, but Gigi doesn't really make any sense with anything she says. Yeah, which cracks me up. I didn't understand. Yeah, I didn't understand how like doing basically a Wild West LARP was going to like

heal this group in any sort of way. But I was like, I'll watch it. Right. Like have you seen the fights to take place in a saloon? I don't know that this is the right, the right thing. So just because it's called the okay corral does not mean everything is going to wind up okay when this is done. Yeah. Corral does not mean everything is gonna wind up okay when this is done. Yeah, so Mike C is Gigi and Layla

Are they're both dressed like sexy saloon girls and he's like wow isn't that funny you both picked to be But you know they're like prostitutes I'm playing the girls. What else would we be cow girls? Mike's like trying to figure out how to like message them on Instagram and the old west. Do they have Instagram in 1842 today? I need to send my horse with a very sexy message to you. It's a spoof lasso. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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a cowgirl. She's somewhere between sheriff and cowgirl. I'm not sure. With this one, we, we get a lot of, uh, comedic interstitials here, like shenanza and everything. And so, um, we see, Rhett, so Rhett comes at and he's like, yee-ha! I got you girl! Don't shoot me! Paulina and Mike.

You know, some people on these trips, like some people are doing the cooking, and some people are doing like the positive words before the zip lining. Resa just found the coke dealer, okay? That's what Resa is bringing to this trip, because he runs out like Geeked out of his mind and So he's still screaming and MJ comes out in her character like you better shut that damn y'all I've never seen a rock that beautiful once I crossed the Mississippi Delta yee-haw And I don't know if you noticed but but at a certain point, I was like,

are they just doing deep South accents? Is this really cowboy? Because I'm just like, I say, I say, I say, my name is Major Millamay, and if I wave this hair pink flag, that means that claim your titties. Like, this just sounds like it's an episode of Southern charm now

Yeah, calm your titties and Just keep screaming eehaw eehaw and he's like I Who cares so Ressa's like um Ressa is I'm sorry Sheerven is serving the kid and Mike is mad Mike and he's like We just will didn't from Santa Fe with our little brother Woody That's me that's my brand So lundin is like I'm rooting to and Rick I learned how to take control of these pots That's really all I could come up with guys. Sorry, I do need a little more time.

I'm a little more method than this. I am sorry, babes. And Resa, Resa, like Resa tells Mike and Shervin, you two look like you're in a gay club in the old West. I'm like, it just, like just a regular gay club. I think actually it's anywhere in the country. It sort of gives me that. Neemah C is a sorrow scrolling here. Neemah sees a sorrow scrolling here.

Neemah sees Gollum that side. He's like the shorter the Gollum that skirts are, the happier I am. Yeah, girls. Yeah, and so we're just watching this parade of everyone in their costume. They're all getting their names. And I'm sort of thinking to myself,

is anything really gonna happen in this episode and then destiny? They're like, where's Destiny? And so it goes Destiny Rose as herself. And she gets a call, or her phone starts to vibrate. And it's a text from Polina saying, hi doll, I've been thinking about, you know, and I think she says something like we'd love to catch up.

Probably the ultimate user, just calling to do exactly what she did to Destiny last time, which is to get Destiny to get Mike in trouble with all of his friends. Like Sam Paulina, exactly the same thing. So Destiny's like, what? So then Gigi downstairs, Gigi's like, guys, I heard, I woke up at 3 a.m. and I heard a full ghost

argument, which is stupid, obviously. So then Paulina and Destiny talk on the phone and Paulina's like, I miss your voice. First time that's ever been said about Destiny, but anyway. Destiny. Dude, I don't even like know what to say. Because I haven't heard from you since Halloween. And she's like, I mean, I was praying that you were like going to come on this trip because it broke my heart.

It broke it. I'm sorry, my love. Honestly, my love, I didn't reach out my love. Because like my kid asked me not to respond or be in touch with you. Now just listen to everything I'm saying very carefully because it's going to come up as important. You're all going to have a pop quiz when we talk about watching happens in a few minutes. Oh, see, I didn't watch what happens. I will also say that there was a party that's suspected that they actually had talked and that this

was planned out personally. That was sort of getting that vibe. So Destiny was like, I was right the whole time. I know that Mike has been telling her to disengage. We are the problem. Everyone is the problem except him. Destiny is acting as if she figured out this huge mystery. This is like what literally everyone knows is happening.

We all know Mike is keeping Bollina in like a little shoe box, right? Right and she think um, but like now that I'm alone like I was like This is the perfect opportunity to call you. Why why do you have to wait to your loan because Mike's not there Right is what she's insinuating so definitely like Also, I was gonna say is this like literally the only time she's alone ever in her life that seems a little bit a little bit. Yeah my cast is on apartment. She's full of it. So she's just like yeah but I need you to know I'm like hurt. I'm like confused. Yeah well I know bleemue but let me just see the history has ramping in itself and at this point I have reached my end and I'm gonna tell you why right

me and then the phone dies even the phones like I don't want to be part of this I know the phone doesn't want to hear a part of any part of this the phone is literally like I'm a landline and I've been holding on for as long as possible but now I throw in the white flag I I see my space to the cell phones I will not do do this. I will not go out like this. Right. So res is like So they want to eat so they just go ahead and start eating and the first thing is a potato chip with some onion dip on top. Okay, you're fired. It's fuck out. Potato chip with onion dip on top. Get out.

I had a potato chip last night with like a tuna tartar. I guess that's different than onion dip. That's nice, sir. So then MJ is saying, oh my God, everyone looks so good. And Gigi's speech really gave us this spiritual trip and like she goes Mike this whole day is like Falling into fruition. Wait. Oh, no Mike says to Gigi. He goes this whole day is falling into fruition and Gigi you've had the most growth out of all of us, okay, but I look at you and I think wow I chase your growth What the fuck is Mike talking about?

And I grow, she fell into fruition and you chase her growth. Thanks, Mike. Her boobs are bigger than ever before because the baby, I chase her growth. I chase her growth. And she's like, cheers to you guys for facing your fears. What? Are you talking about? So then up with Destiny, she's like, my God.

She's like, what a one 15 reza She's like what's happening? It's completely over and pulling this like I'm honestly like I can work through a lot of stuff But like one thing I do not stand for is you speaking the other women and who said don't take it there And I said I told you never again, Mike and so the very day, he's like sitting in the car and he didn't know I had access to his Instagram and before he walked into the house, he deleted it. So and I saw him to lead it. So then I ordered food and then I threw it in him and I was like, you can you know, loaned and I. I think I'm confused about this story because, A, how dare you throw that food at him?

B, how dare you do that off camera? Because I think we all would have liked to have seen it. C, so what exactly happened though? I mean, so she has access to his Instagram and she's implying that he was messaging someone and then deleted it. Is that what she really meant? She didn't really articulate it, right that what she really meant? She didn't really articulate it, right?

Or did I miss something? I think she was saying don't talk to people. And he's like, I'm not. Why are you even doing this again? And so she went into his Instagram and saw that like they just got in home and he was sitting in the car on Instagram right when she gets out of the car.

Or that's what it sounded like to me. And he was writing somebody and then deleted it right away so she couldn't catch Yeah, she saw the whole thing happening So Which is funny because it's like also why don't you have a fake one, but it's fine So destiny like I guess if you were fake one you can't use your celebrity, right? so then Destiny's like polina

You can't use your celebrity, right? So then Destiny's like, polina, polina, you're throwing this all at me right now. I had no idea you were going to call me and tell me these things. I can't have a wonder. I mean, is she telling me all these things because she wants me to tell everyone or I guess that's really the only option, right? That's only option A. Okay, I'll tell everyone. She's such a dumbass. Yeah, you just want me to tell everybody and the customer Pauline to go well

Here's when I love for you to do I don't for you to say Mike just be truthful Well, she's not hiding her intentions this time right Yeah, so let me tell you what happened on watch what happens I you know Paulina I feel for more in this relationship because obviously Mike is a pig and obviously I think that Mike is controlling and he is not letting her go around people and he is doing like the classic, you know, the classic controlling guy things, right?

But Paulina is also a dope, okay? So Mike is on Watch What Happens Live last night and Paulina is behind the bar and I could only take 10 minutes of this you guys okay I can do some extra credit but this was too disgusting like I had to turn it off they're both so gross so Andy's like okay Paulina why did you call destiny because it seemed like you're trying to get destiny to go after Mike what was that about and Paulina is like well I ain't combed destiny just because I feel comfortable with her. And then Mike cuts her off and won't let her talk.

And he's like, wow, you know what, babe? You look so hot right now. Wow. So gross. Okay, so then later, Andy's still on Mike, of course, about the texting and all this, or the spoof messages. So Mike's like, listen, you know what? It was only one time that that happened. But then the other people or the spoof messages. So Mike's like, listen, you know what? It was only one time that that happened,

but then the other people were doing spoof messages after that to try and get me in trouble. So that's why that's what the problem was. So then the guest, she was like a sex therapist, she's on Andy's new show on peacock or whatever. She tells Mike, she's like, well, I watched the episode and it looks like you were in controlling because you wouldn't let Paulina come on the trip

and then Paulina come on the trip and then Paulina stopped. So she's, no, no, I'm sorry, but that's not true. I didn't go because I didn't want to go. Okay. And so the guest is like, okay, but then when, why would you call destiny and say that you're only calling her because you're finally alone? Paulina literally said in the scene we just recapped

She didn't call destiny because Mike didn't want her to and now she's only calling destiny because she's alone and she can't call destiny right so Paulina's like no, I mean Could you really phrase that because she's like dumb as a fucking brick this Paulina and She's like well, I just break this Paulina and um she's like well I didn't want to make sure that destiny was alone that's when I was saying which is bullshit. So then they're saying Mike aren't you controlling everybody on the internet saying you're controlling Nassau and he's nothing could be further from the truth okay. You know like even if you asked my other girlfriends like my girlfriends before Paulina they would say I'm not mad you know I'm not jealous enough and they get mad at me you know and so, even if you asked my other girlfriends, like my girlfriends before Paulina, they would say, I'm not mad, you know, I'm not jealous enough

and they get mad at me, you know? And so I'm like, you know, the issue is like, you know, they say, you know, they say, I'm not jealous enough and it upsets them, you know? The issue is not you being jealous, it's you fucking being controlling and you cheating. That's what this is about. And then Paulina tries to say something

when Andy asks her a question and he's like, God, she's so gorgeous, right? Like you won't let her talk. I mean, he's just so gross. And then I turned it off because I couldn't. Wow. Yeah. You know, they're both idiots.

They're both idiots and I'm sorry I missed it. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, well, I'm sorry, but you know, I don't like my girlfriend going out dressed up sexy like that. You know, that's just normal, right? Sex therapists. Meanwhile, Paulina standing behind the bar in a bikini top. Like, that's right. Yes, I did see that in the coming ups. You two, you two are trash, okay? I'm done with the both of you.

Yeah. So, um, so then some bread arrives back on the show, some bread arrives and my, oh my god. And so Dustin's freaking out and she doesn't, she's like, she's not going to say anything right now because she just, it's like now is not the moment. So whatever hope we have for some drama goes out the window because she's not going to say anything to Mike. So instead we get murder mystery time. So GG is dead and she's lying on a bed and she's dead and they're all, they all go see her bike. She screams out, she's like, ah, and now they have to go on essentially a scavenger hunt

and Neema's like, guys, this might actually be kind of fun. I mean, honestly, all I wanna do is drink wine and flirt with destiny, okay? And whatever I have to do to get there, I'm willing to do it, bro. Bro dudes, bro. I love Destiny and her, her rack, her hot, hot lady rack, boobs, right, bros? Right. And then my favorite part of this was MJ just sitting next to the dead GG going, it was me. I wanted you gone. Yeah.

And that's a me to just confess it every murder mystery party. And that's nice like guys, I found a piece of paper. And it goes, that's the Wi-Fi access. Yeah. So basically they just run around finding clues, drunk and stuff. And then they they're sitting around outside,, wow, this was so bonding that we all did this together. And Gigi's like, yeah, I'm grateful to know I have a bunch of people who took a risk to heal. Well, you know what?

I know. None of them actually have healed, by the way. None of them have taken any risk. And also, I love how, so basically, they, the whole thing culminates, they, they had a campfire outside where G, where Destiny nearly starts a forest fire. They're in the middle of all these redwoods

in Northern California, which is besieged as we speak with a forest fire. And Destiny like, survived, like, flings, she doesn't fling, but she drops a piece of paper. They're all dropping their clues in the, in the, in the, in the far end of in the In the bonfire and she just sort of like lets her float in and of course it catches on fire and floats out and

That was like very triggered by that But then so they're like what it's a fun happy murder mystery and then London goes, okay? Well GG now that you're alive. What are you grateful for? It's like London? Why do you have it's like a fun murder mystery? Why do you have to be the one who asks someone what they're grateful for in the middle of a murder mystery? That's what I do, babe. I just want to do it. I just hate that. I just I can't stand when someone's like that when it's like a fun happy moment and then someone wants to make it about feelings. Well, this was to heal us murder mysteries. So then the next day Layla's basically gonna make breakfast. I guess, Resa and Layla, they put out this big spread.

And MJ is given everybody patterned PJs. It's like bonding, guys. It's like some Alibaba bonding, okay? So then MJ and Gigi are talking outside and have a much more famous their babies and all that. And Gigi says that she just has a lot of anxiety. And MJ says, yeah, and you know, I noticed that when I asked about your baby,

you downplay the fuck out of motherhood. Like you've never said you had anxiety like you did right now. And Gigi says that she's just insecure because complaining, you know, she complains that she's tired and people are gonna say, well then why do you have a baby when you're single? You selfish, you're so selfish.

Yeah, so she feels like she has a lot of eyes on her and then she's like, oh my god, did I just, Kim Kardashian ugly cry? So then, um, uh, no, you're kind of putting yourself in a different category ratings wise. Like, no, you did not just, yeah, Kim Kardashian. Like we crush it. We're trying to like connect across the Ryan Seacrest universe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's reaching out at the Christmas party to say hi, Cam. Hi, Cam.

Like, I'm going to show up, but he's by Ryan Seacrest also. So then MJ goes up to Reza and present some cream to him. And it makes some small talk about sunscreen. And then MJ is like, so last year, Sham was an infant newborn sleeping every day. And my wife's gonna be a toddler. And I'm very troubled. And they start talking about Reza and Tommy.

And MJ, she's basically forcing Reza to cry. So she's like, I figured that for sure, this girl was meeting herself. If I was gonna be married one day like, I figured that for sure, you know, this girl's meeting herself. If I was going to be married one, I was going to be married one day and I'd have a baby. And then you'd be the one with the caters in the living room. So I am so tormented and sad. And I want to respect my husband. And I do. And I tell Tommy that you would like to lift the restraining order. And he goes, I don't give a fuck. Shams and shams and shams is gonna be shams. I can't even read my notes on this really uninteresting monologue.

That's basically the same. Today's shams is gonna be old enough to ask about Reza. Why is Reza just some like story told from generation to generation? That's what I'm wondering. Who is Reza? Who is he? Yeah, so now Reza? Who is he? Like, yeah. So now Reza is like, I never got any chance to tell you what was in my heart because I

had to get there on my own and all the steps when they were happening. Unfortunately, they became a series of missteps, but at least there were steps and contributed to me burning off calories. Aaaaaaah! At least I counted on my Apple Watch! Aaaaaaah! I did not gain anything in our friendship, but I did gain some fitness rings. Yes, bitch! And then we see a clip of Mers, did you tell Ali you sure you decided to add him a sexy arat again? You're not dead important! Ruhu waaarh wuhu! My feelings were hurt.

I was disappointed and I was stuck in a narrative and I couldn't get out of my own way which is why I had to lose 40 pounds so now I could get out of my own way literally! And MJ says, yeah, but you know, I keep thinking like it's my fault too, because like I should have just picked up the phone and yelled at you. And he's like, yeah, you should have said, look, you know, you got a little taste of Tommy because he came over and you know, did some things to your plants.

Hope you enjoyed your taste. And then we could have chopped it up on the phone and it would be done then! Which is not what have happened, it would not have been done then. There's like a total revisionist history about how... how dark that moment was. It would not have been over. So, Resa is... and MJ is saying how she could stop Tommy and he says, I do and have it the same. Absolutely not. But unfortunately, I have to live with the regret and the pain. The punishment he is imposing is worse than anything in life. And I live it every single day. Because we talk about your baby.

Baby, Shabs! Ah! Oh my God, he just goes on and on and cries and cries and Tommy's like giving you the worst punishment ever I was like well Tommy actually went to jail So I think I mean I think his was worse so far But um that said I mean Tommy's probably gonna have to bend a little bit on this because she's just gonna resent you If like she never gets to see and she's gonna eventually show that baby to Resa like who are we kidding? Yeah.

If they stay friends, you know, so he's like, I feel like I have a life sentence with the possibility of a role, but I don't know if I will be a role, but being in the bathroom and getting together, getting ready together, it's so awesome! It is so awesome! It is so awesome! And she's like, yeah, I have a bad weave and you helped me correct it. You are the smartest mother, Fagga! I know!

You know what time it is! Don't stop! Get here! Get here! It's far! Baby Shuns! know what time it is. Don't stop getting it. Get it. Oh, baby shuns. Oh my God. So I love how Ressa is just going on about how much he's changed while he's just still waiting to drag Mike. Yeah. That's how he's been doing the whole episode. He's like, but look how different I am now. But hey, you know what? At least he knows how to do a proper feud, right? Because we the way a feud works on Bravo is you have a season that builds up to the feud that then the few the feud sort of happens.

And then it then you have just like the most insane reunion where you think these people will never be friends again. And then the following season, you continue the feud, but by the end of the season, the feud is finally squashed because if you do not squash the feud in the second season, if it goes into a third season, then everyone gets mad at the feud. But if you had the arc is it's a two season arc, and he knows he knows the two season arc and he's moving in the right direction. So, you know, he knows how to play the game. Well, everybody sure does. And that is the end of shals of sunset. We will be back later with below deck, midterrainian. All right, before real housewives of Beverly Hills and

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