Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

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We're gonna be doing a lot more live streaming over there as well. So you'll have access to all that stuff at that level on Patreon. And the other thing was, what was the other thing, Ben? Tiger King! Tiger King! So you love Tiger King, we love Tiger King. Last week we did a bonus of Tiger King and guess what? We're gonna put that bonus on the regular feed and then we are going to recap the entire season every episode over on our bonus feed at patreon We're going to do it every day next week. There will be a new Tiger King recap posted so Go get those on our regular feed regular bonuses or for the videos for episode two and on we're going to be doing video recaps So you can get those at Crapples on demand, okay? Everything day next week it's going to be our whole month of bonuses next month. Yeah, it's going to be super fun. I'm excited. I'm also

excited that we're doing it this way because I'm just so afraid of being spoiled. So this way we can we can just like watch the episodes and don't have to worry about getting spoiled. So that's going to be a fun Tiger King, but Nancy next week, okay? Real House is in New York and Tiger King. What a time to be alive. Really is, yeah, we need this in our lives. So we also need some shots of sunset. Show that I've become so invested in, I don't even know how I got to invested. I woke up in the middle of the night

because a car alarm went on outside. And like the first thing I was thinking about was, I was like, damn it, that car alarm. You know what I think about MJ and Riza. I was like having a conversation in my head about this whole situation. I was like, how is this the thing that I'm thinking about late at night? How is this the thing that's keeping me up as Shah is a sunset? I do not know.

It does not keep me up, but I'm really enjoying watching it. But yeah, I don't get invested in these people. This is one of those shows we cover that by the end of the season, I'm so furious with everybody on the show. I mean, I've screamed in the old for so many years about this show, and I'm not to that point yet, but I learned a long time ago,

I will be traumatized if I take this show to seriously. I know. I never learned that lesson apparently. I'm just heading face first into Shah's trauma. So the episode opens up in kind of an interesting way. We're seeing some clips of previously, and then also, there's like, staticky stuff like aliens are coming to Earth

and now have a message for us, but instead it's Mike. And he's like, this isn't public service announcement from Mike's shoe head. And here's what you have to know to get up on. The Shah is a sunset. And then we see all these pictures of Reza and MJ from like their childhood onward, and through the years on the show,

it's all black and white and all that it's all like you know your universe exploded! Lifelong friends MJ and Reza are in a terrible feud MJ is very upset with Reza because he did not come visit her in the hospital when she was giving birth and almost died. And then he posted her medical history on Instagram, and then Tommy, MJ's husband, retaliated by going to Reza's house and throwing a cactus. Then Reza got a restraining order. Somewhere in the middle of this, I lost all this head,

the hair on the top of my head, and I have a little fuzz like I'm up it. I don't know how that happened. And then Destiny spiraled out of control and became an alcoholic because of what she knew about these rumors, flying around between Adam, Reza, MJ and the dead cactus. Okay. Also, I am now selling baby applesauce. What that is is applesauce made from baby apples marketed to baby human beings. Also wagons with a wheel that falls off. Just to see if your baby is a real danger survivor. I am now actually joining Task

Rabbit, but I've made my own task rabbit called Shoe Head Rabbit, and I put wagons on wheels on wagons, although not always successfully. I've got a new task rabbit. I just took off the tea, it's called Ask Rabbit, and basically please just give me money. I would like to ask you for money, thank you. New McLean's that he came up with the idea, but I'm pretty sure I did, so it's going to be me. Now, I'm glad that we got to film this after everything had been shot. But for someone, please comb this weird map

at far from my head. Thank you very much. You all are used to some Hazoon Busy, but at this level of Hazoon Busy, you've never seen before. Like what? Yeah, do wacky people with your crazy hazelnut basil. So now we go to Arizona. Is the person Ruth Buzzy?

Bringerlin! Persian Ruth Buzzy. So now we're back in Arizona and everyone's waking up after our crazy night and Nima's in bed and Shervin's taking up a shirt for the first shower, which we appreciate. And then we just see Mike just like shirtless bloated eating skittles. And even the music is like, I'm like, you know, you just did all this effort to welcome

people back onto the show who may not have realized it on Friday nights or maybe been hearing that it's a good season. And this is how we start with Mike's shirtless eating skittles. Now, were those skittles or Reese's pieces? Because they were colored like skittles, but then the package looked like a blurred out Reese's pieces. So you know, it may have just been like a generic candy that like literally doesn't even have a brand presence outside of Phoenix. Yeah, it's like Reese's pieces.

You thought like an ET, you follow the little path of Reese's pieces until you get to ET, but in this case, it it's Mike it's like the movie's over okay everyone is left at the end or put your clothes on sir I feel like it was Skittles because I can just imagine Mike going around to everyone saying listen guys you have to trust me okay I've tasted the rainbow okay and it doesn't make me a gay I've lost side of what I've lost side about what this whole fight is about. It's about people who have not tasted the rainbow. I've tasted so many rainbows that Adam sent me a picture of his corn hole the other day.

So hey, you're busy there. You know what? I've tasted the rainbow and I've decided that I'm going to investigate and I'm going to build a larger rainbow that will be worth millions of dollars. Why just have one rainbow when you can have five rainbows. I'm marrying my rainbow. So the majority of the thirsty destiny is laying on her bed, you know, with her top down and nipple covers on.

Just acting like she's had this whole character the whole time like, oh my God, I need my sister for everything. I don't know where this destiny came from, but sent her back. I don't like her. I'm at the hate point with Destiny at this point. Yes. I'm losing faith in destiny or I've lost faith in her. So we learned that after dinner because the last episode they got this big fight at dinner. So after dinner, Destiny's like, I went out and I got wasted. I was just like, fuck these guys. I've got drunk with my friends. But then I ran into them at the event that I have to promote and I was like that means a lot that means that they do believe in me

Yeah, she's like I saw them standing by the party bus that I had for us It was totally free and I guess I needed to ride somewhere so I thought wow, maybe they do believe me no They're there for your free fucking party best. You think it's easier to get a ride in Phoenix, okay? It's not. I would be nice to you for that party best too. Yeah, exactly. So then we go over to MJ and she's at the Beverly Center at a restaurant called Farmhouse and she is going to be putting together a retirement party for Vita who has basically spent the past 30 years working at Bloomingdale's, terrorizing people who happen to walk by her beauty table on the way to get a toaster. You want to get there? You want to get mega? No? You need mega. Come, come, come.

Yeah, go ahead. You don't want to get something spread on you. You smell. So, okay, enjoy that and enjoy the toaster section. You know, we got a pretty good insight to how Vita was at the makeup counter. Just by the way, she served Shrubber a shortcut later, shortcake later in the episode. She's like, you know, cake, cake, come, come, come, come, cake, cake, I'm on most beautiful cake. You have the cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, you got no cake.

She's just rubbing the icing behind people's ears. She's like, you see, everybody loves strawberry shortcake. Come. So MJ goes, everything that I've ever wanted in her as a mom has been everything. Oh, everything I've never wanted in her as a mom has been everything you want in her as a cosmetic advisor. Like the things that would get other people fired. She can tell you because she has that certain like genus igua to say like, you're skin is bad. You need this. Yeah, and then we got a montage of Vita's greatest hits where she's like, you're skin is bad, you need this. Yeah. And then we got a montage of Vita's greatest hits, where she's like, you lost any weight at all. Why are you crying while I talk? Oh, so far you look Chinese.

So MJ basically is like, I love my mom now. It's crazy. So everyone has to dress like Vita and wear like bright lipstick and sequined jackets and wigs and stuff. And the assistant goes, I think that people, I think that she's gonna be offended when everybody's dressed like her, are you sure?

I'm just like, that's the point. That's the point. So by the pool and feed eggs, Neeman, Shervin, or by the pool and destiny and Rose. Holiday in. Yeah, it was. It's a holiday and express pool. Yeah, it was very like motel six like that pool.

I'm not sure about that full guys. Disherby swim. Yeah, it's like they have like repurposed one like the like the rapper that was on the party bus into some sort of cabana. And they're like, they just like propped it up on the party bus into some sort of cabana. And they're like, they just like propped it up on sticks and they're like, here's your cabana. We'll side with, and they have like bottles or something.

And you just see all these like families swimming. It's like floaties everywhere. Yeah. And you must see his destiny is like, Princess Jasmine over here. Which, look, Princess Jasmine's having a great week on Bravo. Everybody wants to be Princess Jasmine. It's all over family karma as well.

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of talk about Princess Jasmine and Aladdin. In fact, on family karma, because I think it was Brian who's, no, it was Monica who said she wants to be Princess Jasmine and the producers like, but isn't she Arabian? She's like, yeah, but it's region, it's like the closest region that we have to us. So we just have to do this. And by the way, I totally think that Brian and VeeShall look like Disney characters, because they have just giant Disney eyes.

Have you noticed that? Just like big cartoon eyes in a way that's like adorable. That show is pretty good. I've been watching it. It's making me kind of crazy because the kids on it are like, are they five? Are they five years old? Yeah. They're like, oh my god. Like the whole plot last week was,

who's Vsau? Who does he consider his best friend? And then it was children fighting for an entire episode. Is he my best friend? No, he's my best friend. He's not her best friend. I love that shit. He's my best friend? No, he's my best friend. He's not her best friend. I love that shit. He's my best friend, not her best friend.

How dare he? And that was a whole hour. Grow the fuck up. Are you fucking kidding me? This is what happens when you emotionally stun your children. Kick them out of your fucking house to make them get jobs.

And I like literally much of that. I want to see the old people, about that bullshit. Those fights are like my favorite fights. Like I thought we were closer. No, we favorite fights. Like I thought we were closer. No, we're not closer. I thought we were closer. And then Anisha saying really, I could then then I'm read is like,

Oh, I think that Anisha likes to be shocked. She's like really the village idiot. Like those are just two guys with small dick energy. And whatever. And she said those are two guys with small dick energy and a half ass crossfit glow up. Yeah, that's what it was. This is so good. I love it.

I love those petty fights and I love the parents just total. Yes, you're right. The parents are basically called them to all like regress into children and they have children fights, but I'm okay with it. Yeah, it makes me crazy, but I like that show, you guys, watch it, in general. Love it. Even though we're not covering it, go watch it. It's a fun show.

Well, that being said, so Neema's there at the pool, definitely not having the same sort of arguments on this show as family karma. You're huge or almost exploded because you had 10 abortions. But I'm similar because they're all fighting over like, like who res is going to be nice to you. But mostly because he'll kick them off the show. So Neem is there and they're like, well, where's Mike? He's like, oh yeah, well, uh, Mike, he expanded his brand into falling off of a segue earlier. And then we see a clip of the guys all going on like a segue, sort of like off-roroading which is already like a terrible idea.

Why are you like is this like competitive mall copying? Like why are you doing this? I know. I was like you guys need to get one of those like jazzy scooters from fucking Disney World. Yeah. We have a race on gravel. Yeah, a rascal drag race. Like a little little parachute in the back. Let's have it up. Oops, I fell on I can't get up spin contest. You just fall to the ground in your medical or you know, maybe they could just like all install those chairs that take up the staircase.

Like, no more, get set, go. Yeah. So, so they were riding those and that, of course, this is very, by the way, this was giving me a lot of flashbacks to the Cabo show. What was that show that I loved that, the totally trashy show was like, it's like send a letter to Cabo or what was it?

It was like FYI, Cabo. I'm out, Cabo or Summer Vacation Cabo or. Yeah, GTFO, Cabo, I know how Cabo or... Yeah, GTFO Cabo, and a little Cabo. It was like literally the same angle because the girl on that show fell off her four-wheeler and she went hurling at it. So in this one, we see the same angle and of course, Mike's on a segway,

which is like watching an enormous turn up trying to ride a vehicle. And he of course just falls over. He falls over and Nima almost runs him over. It's fantastic. Yeah. Um, so then guess what? Surprise!

It is me! And Adam, who everybody has been dying to see. We went to Hawaii to decompress entry group. My marriage has been under so much stress after all of these allegations about naked chinga and cheating and everything. What allegations? There was naked jenga and there was cheating. Shut up, you're fucking conspiracy theory. This isn't a grassy hole, okay? Yeah, and then on top of that, he... Okay. On top of that, he... when he does the surprise, he calls, he's like, oh, I wish we could give you a sip of this delicious my time that we're drinking right at this moment. And then he like bursts into the cabana and is like,

like cool in man. He's like, and like no one's even being like, oh my god, they're like, oh, hi. Hi. And she's supposed to see me. Not really. Our cabana is made of tissue paper. Oh, god. Did you guys find us because Mike left that trail of Reese's pieces? He's like does then it was really disappointed when she found out Adam and I couldn't be going to a MMA fight So wait that I'm a good person let us change our flights and support her So we've made these posters and say you go bitch. You've had 19 abortions Yeah, he's basically like well, it was really important for me to spend time with my husband But it was more important for me to take a flight to Arizona to always hold over Destiny's head Totally

So do you know how hard it is for Adam to be on vacation with that game night ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, um, so yeah, so rest is there and, um, and now it's like nighttime and Dustin needs at her event. And she's with her girls and she's all proud of herself because she normally handles everything herself, but tonight she's going to let her staff handle things for, she's going to delegate for once. Um, okay, did you choreograph that dance? No. Did you make those costumes? No, did you do all this travel?

No, you've already delegated. What exactly have you done? I know. Yeah, so this is like, she's making this sound like the hardest job in the world. And then we find out it's just five hooter girls kind of like dancing, you know, doing dance dance revolution for about two minutes.

Exactly. She bans is like, she's all, she's trying to make it sound like she's going to be on amazing boss by delegating, but it's really just her way of saying, no, I want to be with my friends on a TV show and drink. So, yeah, there's that. So then Neiman, Micah and the lobby, and Micah comes down and Neiman's like, how sure, Baaak, sorry, you had to go through with that. He's like, uh, you know, uh, that was pain. That was pain. But you know, uh, extreme sports, gots extreme, you know, it's extreme, uh, it's extreme, uh,

what am I trying to say? Extreme car breakers. Game breaker. Game breaker. You're trying to say game breaker? Sorry, I just started shorting out. I was like, because you're talking about the shots of sunset in Arizona.

So, so the Vita, um, V boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Cause you're talking about the shots of sunset in Arizona. So, so the Vita, Vita has sent Resa text and Vita's text, I guess, are they in the band now? I think they are. I could, I think I could be wrong, but Vita sent Resa text. Yeah. And the text was like,

they're in the party bus and, and Resa's like, Vita sent me a foul text. It was such a foul message. Here's what she sent me. What MJ has done to you, you hit her so much. Everyone knows you were a backstab, Saber. And Shervin's like, come on bro.

Like you're gonna go for someone's mom and now, Resa. God, you haven't had enough. You've already won, okay? You're on this vacation. She's not there. It's like you've got another shooting thing alone. Just leave it, but he can't. He's like, now let's like you got another shooting thing alone. Just leave it But he can't he's like now let's go over after the old lady

Yeah, and Mike Mike oddly enough voice. It can't believe he's a voice of reason in all of us He's like she didn't send anybody because he's like wow MJ Center husband to fuck me up And he's like no she didn't send anybody and her mom didn't send you a foul message But you received it that way. Mike whoa, Mike And serving the yeah, we spoke to her last night. She feels very isolated like well She was crying and Mike's like, yeah, she ate shit, bro She ate shit like me today during that extreme motorcycle race That's what I want to hear that she put him up to it that they talked about it before

had just that what she said. They're like, no, you idiot. Yeah. That's not what happened. And then Adam goes, well, she told Gigi and Mike is like, Adam, I know you're upset, but this all started with bad test messages that shouldn't have happened. And I'm just like, sulk's there in his seat and looks at the window. He just sit like

Exactly what we're talking about last week or two weeks ago that he's just a little kid and he's like fine I'm gonna sit here and let me tell everyone at recess. I'm not gonna even be involved in this cuz I hate fighting I'm just gonna put this dick in my ear so I can't hear and it's like Adam What are you over there? Could you stop juggling dicks for five minutes and just say you're sorry to everybody? You little shit. And Mike's like, you want to throw away a 30 year friendship by some bullshit. And where it's like the 30 year friendship got thrown away when she came for me. After I didn't visit her, when she almost died at the hospital and gave birth to a child that we never thought would ever be physically possible, but it's basically a miracle, baby. And I didn't support that at all. That's when it got thrown out.

Yeah. And she literally did support that at all. That's when it got thrown out. Yeah, and she literally did not come at you. Okay. Some queen showed up with text from your husband and receipts. Sorry. And I was like, no one really came for Reza to be honest. If you really, it's like, like I'm a blogger into it later, but like, no one really came for Reza.

No, no one came for him. Destiny brought it up on camera. It was she's totally forgiven. But if anyone came, it was her. And saying there's such a Lisa Rina defense. Like, oh, or a, getting shit with my ass, you know? Yes, I totally did all of this,

but Lisa Vanderpump made me. I can't believe no one is Wayne Lisa Vanderpump yet. I, we're getting there. I swear to God, we're getting there. So Reza's like, me and her will never be cool again. Her husband came to my house and banditized my yard. I mean, that cactus, I mean, do you know how rare that cactus was?

It was such a fine did I care. And Mike's like, no, not her, her husband did that. Not that I'm taking sides, I'm not taking sides. She's like, you are, you're taking his side. You are. Yeah. And Mike's like, well, this all started with someone doing something that he shouldn't have done. I'm not going to say his name, but if you use pig Latin, it is mad.

Madame. Madame. Madame. Madame. Madame. Who is that? And Adam's like,'s like sitting by the window uh so then uh

Rens is like are you blaming Adam? His friend came to a house are you fucking getting open there store and then he runs to the front of the party bus and starts like slapping the door open and leaves because after as a can't what a fight run Yeah, he runs out and he is like what Mike should be concerned about is that MJ was plotting in skinny against her best friend And the evidence I have for that is a snickers rapper. I just found on the parking lot

Island Yeah, so he storms in and he's like, where's the VIP room, please? Which I'm sure is how he goes into every, he probably walks in that way to Chili's, where's the VIP room? Yeah, he's like trying to be all chill. And so he's like, he goes to VIP lounge

and then there's like this awful MMA fight going on. And so they follow the man and Nima checks in on Res, and he's like, hey, you all right. I love you and no one wants to see you upset. That would be a big game changer huge And Mike comes up. He's like listen, bro. I don't want to take side listen I used to be as neutral as you are one day. I hope one day I can find some if you're forgiveness Oh Resa is terrible. Please fire him. Just get rid of him. And don't just cancel the show Fire his stupid ass and make it work without him. Please. He needs I beg of you Bravo. I don't think he needs to be fired but um

I I I just say keep leaning into an anti-reza edit because it's wonderful So so now we have g, driving around L.A. And she's like speaking to her mom on the phone and her boobs hurt and she's tired because she's pregnant and stuff. Sure face, she has so much makeup on. She looks like she's about to go synchronize swimming. I'm like, is there, is there, what's happening here?

Is there a pool that you need to get to? Where's your little flower hat? Yeah, there's a couple of times when I guess she's got her hair pulled back in this episode, but it looks like she's got her hair pulled back into a wig cap over the hair. Like there's something weird going on with the shape of her head. I don't know if she started putting fillers in her temples or wet or something weird going on.

So she's talking about like I guess she wants her mom to make her some beans or something like that or some food and she's like even though I'm about to be a mom, I still like being babyed by my mom. I'm like, really? I never would have thought after eight years of watching you literally do nothing with your life as your parents fix everything for you. Yeah. Gigi is like the worst one she wants to get pregnant.

And then she's, you know, the worst one she is pregnant. Like, oh my God, you guys, today this is what happened with my pregnancy. And then she's the worst one she has the baby. And then she's the worst one. You know that she's just always that friend. Yeah. So destiny at halftime show.

She's like, bad bitches. Yes, bad bitches. Yes, aunty bad bad aunty. I know. Yes. And it's five minutes to the halftime show. And so that's when the girls are gonna go out. And so she, because she delegated, she wasn't there.

And essentially whoever she delegated to tells the girls to go on stage. And so Destiny's with a guy who runs this iron something events. And he's like, why are the girls on stage? Okay, because they're doing a live stream and the live stream doesn't start for four more minutes so the girls just on their prematurely.

And so he's like, we'll make it work, we'll make it work. So the girls are out there in their pose about to start their dance and she goes, okay girls, just hold that pose for four minutes. I'm like, stand there and look pretty and don't move. Four minutes is a long ass time. I mean, like maybe having like walk around and clap and like do some like like and provide some dances or something

like, but just holding it. What? That most have been so incredibly awkward to be there. I know. I know they're expecting like truly professional work. The MMA fight in the middle of nowhere. Mike's like, is that what is that the performance? They don't move. I love it. I love it. Good job. It's so good. And then then they finally start dancing and we're just like, yes, I'm like, this is you're not watching like, let's say you think you can dance, you you're watching like literally an MMA fight half time show. He's like please give me attention during your only moment. And then definitely just walking rank like yes, honey, yes, queen, yes.

So then the after show she's like oh my ladies, you did amazing. Like, yes, yes, like literally, like, I loved how you like had a moment to just like stand there. Like more than a moment. So then they're all. It's everybody. Liquid sweet. It's called immediately. So then, uh, then they're like, they didn't, they're, they go back to the match and they're

watching and Adam is with Reson. He's like, have you ever been to a boxing match? He's like, this isn't boxing. It's MMA. He's like, oh, I was wondering why they were kicking. Like how does you don't know you're at an MMA fight? How does he not know that? These are Adam. So then Reza is like really overdoing the PDA for the cameras.

Like we've never seen her act like this. He's like, Hey, little baby, you were so excited, baby. And he's like, not without this going on. I can so think of every many arguing. He's like,

I'm not arguing, baby. Like, the problem is I overreacted at the poor lady. And then it cuts to him talking to us. And he's like, it was a mistake to go to Phoenix because it seems like my friends are getting informed and at dynamic they should be staying out of, oh really? Because you just had a meeting about it. You just had a meeting at Mike's house with bagels and you gathered everyone around and you told everyone what was going

on and that if they take her side, then you will no longer be friends of them. So I don't yeah, please Resa. Yeah, please you're trying to kick somebody off the show. People have the right to say something about it. You a whole and you have Mike cater that badly and you made Paulina basically go to the Fucking Valley for bagels for that party too. Yes. Yes. Exactly. And they were probably very good bagels. But you still made her do that. And I'm sorry. No, I was just going to say, like, of course, Resa, this is part of the whole plan, I think, that he would make this grand gesture and then be like, Oh, no, I'm the victim because I came back and I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have because my friends are not being supportive of me. Yeah. I think it's so funny that he's going back and forth so much with like, am I he's he's trying to make it that he's a victim, but then I don't

know how long after they're filming some of these diary room sessions because he doesn't even remember what he's saying in the scene. And when he's like, I should never have gone over there. And then he's like, this was a mistake. My friends are betraying me. It's like, you know, pick your lane and stick to it. Yeah. Well, I think it's clearly on the out, because just seeing how the later on the episode, I mean, he's the one stuck filming a stupid scene with Gigi, while everyone else is doing a group, group thing.

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and Mike was the only one who told her listen you still have to live your life your life doesn't end just because your dad is sick and so she sort of has this special place in her heart for Mike as a result. Yeah. And she brings, you know, she brings a baby in and Mike's like, oh, little baby. She's like, wow, great. He said, did this baby poop? And she's like, wow, great paternal instincts,

Mike. Yeah. They had to sense of smell. So that's great. Yeah. So they start talking about this resistive stuff. And Mike's like, listen, you fucked up. Okay, you should have warned him that this stuff was going to basically happen on camera, which, you know, that's not necessarily false, but it's the same that this is Resa who just had it out for you for like three seasons in a row, Mike. Like, where is this coming from? You know, Yeah, I mean, yeah, and I think that like, what, you know, MJ isn't totally innocent and,

you know, I mean, if it's your best friend, if Ali is saying to her, like, oh my God, Adam keeps sending me these texts and it's your best friend, you know, then MJ, you know, it's not the nicest thing for MJ to say, well, then you know what, you should, you should bring it up on camera, you know, or like, or maybe if Ali was thinking he wanted to be on the show, that's not the nicest thing. But it's also not like the, it's not the, it's not the worst thing compared to other stuff that happens on the show. Here's another thing I was thinking while I was watching this. Didn't she kind of warn Reza? Okay, so if she's on bed rest, she can't go anywhere when all of this is happening,

right? She was put on bed rest. So she's she's already stuck away from the cast. Allie starts telling her all of this stuff. And so she tells Destiny go tell Reza. So Destiny goes and tells Reza. So how was that a bad thing? Well, I think that what it is, it was on camera. No, but I think it's that that the MJ initially told Allie to say it on camera. But I'm still not clear if MJ said, go say it on camera, or if Ali was like,

I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna tell Destiny, I'm gonna tell Destiny and MJ was like, okay. I mean, either way, like she should have like, you know, with Reza, like she should have said, you know what? Like don't air his dirty laundry on camera, just tell him privately, she could have said that, which is I think Reza's issue. But that like does not, to me again,

it's just like, that is a, that is a blip. To me, to me, that is a, that's bad judgment, and you have a conversation saying, listen, when you did that, that really hurt me, and don't ever do that again. As Obrer. Allie said, MJ said to tell him, but he didn't say, she said to do it on camera,

or this and that, and she didn't say to go to destiny and all that stuff That's destiny is like side story. Oh, okay, so I'm so confused with all the so Alice so Alice had that MJ said that Allie should confront Reza about it. Yeah, she said we'll go tell Reza Which is also by the way like is normal is like hey, I'm it's like listen I'm not gonna get involved in this you should tell him right go talk to Reza Because there's a no-win situation because if MJ tells Reza what's going on First of all, she's also but she has like a genuine friendship with Ali and then so she's betraying Ali, but also Then it becomes Reza saying you shouldn't be budding into my business, you know

Yeah, who knows yeah, Rezaza is going to be pissed. No matter what happens, Reza is going to turn this into everybody else's fault. So we don't concentrate on his husband, Juggling Dicks, which is basically what's happening. Exactly. So she's like, oh, good. All right, no matter what, I just don't want this little guy to miss uncle time. So then we move on to Reza meeting Destiny and GG for lunch. And GG comes with a little happy face shirt and everything and they just show this Resa talking for what seems like 20 hours the way that they cut it.

Let me tell you what's going on with me, that little bitch alley to this and then they just just mean that everybody was against me and they picked him victim victim. And GG, and by the way, and GG tells us, you know what, Resa needs to vent and I would feel selfless if I said, this is what I'm going through. I was like, wait, when did this G G show up? I'm there.

When was G G ever concerned about being selfish? Well, maybe she's like trying to out victim Resa, even though in this situation, she like literally is a total victim, you know, she is saying it like, ah, she's just trying to out victim him. I'm saying like no, I, she's just trying to outvictim him. I'm just saying, like, no, I know she's using Reza's own personality against him because I don't believe for two seconds that this is gonna last forever, you know?

She's totally coming for her. Yeah, yeah. He has to be friends with her out of, because he has no one else. Yeah. So, yeah, so he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the baby and it's still working its way out and they had to inject me with all this stuff and you know starts telling them basically how she lost the baby. Oh my god. I was like that was so sad because that I mean that was it was I mean it was just like a few scenes ago she was pregnant and like you know talking with her mom and everything and that it was

kind of like damn I was like that that's just, it's sad. It's really like, I felt so terrible for her because she looks really shaken up and obviously very sad about it. Yeah. And then of course, the fucking reza, not even getting any of the irony, is like, here I am, talking about my bullshit with MJ when she has been suffering by herself in silence. It's so crazy. I'm like, really?

Because the exact same thing happened to MJ. She was her baby, but she had to get her philope and tubes removed and all of that, right? Yeah. I mean, someone argued that what MJ went through is even more traumatic potentially. So it doesn't matter. Because you were too busy talking about your drama to be there for her. Wow. Is this a pattern? Yeah, Ressa exactly exactly. It's just so gross. So then we go over to Hollywood Toy and Costume where Nima is there to pick out short wigs for the for the Vita the Vita party

So he's he's there with Mike and they're putting on wigs and being wacky Yeah the Vita party. So he's he's there with Mike and they're putting on Wigs and being wacky. Yeah. And let's see here. He's like, I need a wig to transform in my friend's mother. A little George Washington asked. It's like, what George Washington portraits has he been looking at? Like, maybe I would have said like the mom from everybody loves Raymond. I don't know, but.

And Mike's like, um, I thought you were dressed like her already, bro. Hey, do you guys have shitty attitudes as well? So Mike got a text from Reza. And Reza's text was like, you chose sides. You chose sides. Of course, he did that, right? Trying to guilt, guilt chose sides, you chose sides. Of course, you did that right. Trying to guilt guilt to come back to his side. Yeah, trying to be trying to be calm about it on camera and then, you know, calling everybody and reminding them that they have to choose

sides to stay on this show. So then we cut to, oh, but this quote from Mike, we cannot mend these fences. If we're not operating with 100% integrity. The shots of sunsets are, I guess those fences will not be mended. Yeah, any other baby shoes you have hidden behind plants at the border that you'd like to try and sell. Exactly. So then Destiny and Shervin go to this like sauna place and they get that's one of these things where they lie in. It looks almost like a tanning bed, but it's all they also sort of look like giant white teeth and they're just like stuck in there and they start of course are talking about the situation and Destiny is like, boy, boy, boy, boy, everyone's going through hurt. Everyone's going through so much hurt right now.

Yeah. So she's like, I've just been drinking it to kill a bottle. Ooh. Uh, and Ressa's like, so I think the reason that you're drinking is because like, it's such a waste of a sisterhood. Like maybe it's guilt. And she's like, no, like when Ellie told me to shit, he specifically told me I swear, like he told me, like I swear, he said, MJ told me to tell you like do you think I wanted to live with this message?

Did someone make you did he say MJ is gonna cut off your fucking arm if you don't deliver this message? The fuck yeah, I'm I just feel like There's such a game of telephone going on here, right? Like can't you just feel all the telephone that's happening right like so Destiny's saying that Ali told her that MJ said that Ali should tell Destiny. Like, I mean, isn't it possible that MJ was like, like Ali said, I don't know, like, should I tell Destiny and MJ was like,

sure, tell Destiny. You know, go tell Destiny, like you should tell Destiny. I don't know, like, I just feel like it's just not as nefarious as Destiny is trying to make it all sound like this this big vast conspiracy when I think it's probably pretty casual conversation. Like, yeah, tell her, I don't care.

Yeah. So she's like, well, but I feel guilty because I heard Resa now he brought it to my attention that they weren't on great terms and like he had tanks and then like you know Reza like when I told him Maris news because Ali constantly told me Maris told me to thank you you are the weakest fucking person like it's been almost a season since real housewives of Beverly Hills I think you're taking over as the weakest person currently on Bravo.

Wee seriously she's like you think I wanted to deliver this to Resan Adam at their Mamuni? You think I wanted to? I'm like, yes, because otherwise you wouldn't have done it. And she's like, I feel foolish for thinking that Mary's actually cared for me. Like, what suggest that she doesn't care for you? I don't get it. I don't understand what all the drama is about on her end. Yeah, literally did nothing to you. And so she's like, like, medically, I was dying for her. Like, medically, I was dying. I don't know what that means.

So then Shervin's like, you know what? This is like getting toxins out, but like, we also have to get the truth out. Oh, it over there. Yeah, I mean, I just think that right now, Destiny, she, uh, Resa made Destiny feel really shitty, you know, because you know, initially he iced her out and everything and she felt so bad. And I think that it was easier for her to, to like process her situation by saying that she's a puppet than to kind of like own up on her own end,

that she gossiped. But by the way, but I actually don't think that she really like gossiped. Like I don't think it was like gossip. What their matter isn't the gossip. She brought it up on camera first. So she put Reson the spot on camera about his city marriage and cheating, which I'm sure he already knew about. And then she brought Ali on camera, which is a big huge slap in the face because you're bringing on this drama queen who's just trying to get airtime, he's been trying for years, and you're the one who finally gives him the vehicle, you know, and so that's it. Like that shouldn't be forgiven. If I was on this show, I'd be like, I'm not your friend, and you're obviously not my

friend, so get the fuck out. I would have done what Resa did, even if my boyfriend did it. Destiny's totally fucking wrong period. So then her trying to blame, and MJ didn't call her and say, bring him over, you know, bring him on camera. Like you booked this restaurant, get it on the shoot list. Mm-hmm. You know?

Yeah, I mean, I just, I mean, I, I mean I I mean I just think that like when destiny went over to that party And was like she talked to Mike about it She was just trying to like talk to a friend to be like how should I broach this was the best way to do it I don't think it was like did you hear this I heard this crazy no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no have to. And that's why he was like, okay, we're gonna tell him together. That could be true too, but either way, I still don't think it's as nefarious as like, I heard this, you know? So I think that just resa though, like, made her feel like shit. And that's why she, she's weak.

She's a weak person that she then started, you know, like retelling the story in her head that, no, the reason why this all happened was because she's manipulated by someone. It was not that, oh, I did something sort of thoughtless. And, you know, and so I feel like in a weird way, destiny claiming she was manipulated is her actually being manipulated by Reza. Yeah, exactly. She's had to choose which side she's going to be on. You've got MJ who no one's going to shoot with so she's off the show. So she's not going to choose MJ side. She already tried to come for Reza by bringing the stuff on camera.

So that was a bad mischute because now she has no one to shoot with. So because Reza won't let anybody shoot with her. So now she's going to kiss Reza's ass and do has no one to shoot with. So, because Rosa won't let anybody shoot with her. So now she's gonna kiss Rosa's ass and do whatever it takes to shoot with him and throw him to the end of the bus. She's gross person. She's gross. It's like when Rina, like, first turned against Vanderpump and she was telling Yolanda and others that,

like, I was manipulated by Lisa Vanderpump when she was, she's saying this as if like, she had just woken up when she was clearly being manipulated by Yolanda instead right and that's what's going on here if you in in my mind. Yeah, but Destiny is just way worse. She's way worse at it. And way less entertaining than anybody on that show. So Vita's party, Tommy and the wig, oh my god. Also somebody tagged us in this really funny Tommy video on Instagram where he's like Alright, I'm gonna review a book for you. It's a kid book. It's the darkest shit. I have a red in my lot This is some this is some Pulitzer prize when he's shit here, alright

The three little pigs He doesn't review a baby, but it's so good. I got to see that I somehow missed that. He's a hero. Um, he's a hero to this country. So yeah, he's in a Vita wig. And then my concern and show up, all the guys are dressed, you know, to the minds like Vita, but they're kind of offensive, you know, they look crazy. I was like, what is going on? You're not just in a wig and we see that they got like facial prosthetics and everything. That's because I'm in the biz.

One of the cool things about being in the bills. Yeah, one of the cool things about working in the biz is that I've worked with you, is that work with prosthetics. I'm like, just with great power comes great responsibility. And just because you can use the prosthetic doesn't mean you should. He was at work with prosthetics. Like, just with great power comes great responsibility. And just because you can use the prosthetic doesn't mean you should. Like why, you guys made yourself look like crazy,

waxy, crones. Like that is not flattering to someone you're celebrating. Yeah. Yeah, they have a lot of van der Prompere rules kind of cross over this year. So the MG. The other thing, by the way, I just want to point out is that,

so, sure, Van, Neema and Mike, I'll Mike also put the prosthetics and the wigs and the makeup But Mike is the only one who does not wear sort of like a a Vita outfit So he's just has this crazy Facepalm makeup and wig But he's just wearing his standard like fuchsia v neck t-shirt So it looks really bizarre. He's like half in costume, but half out. So it looked even weirder than if you had just shown up in like a Dorothy's Borneck, you know, shoulder pad thing.

And watching Neema try to stir the shit, dress like that is so funny. So he comes up to Alley and he's like, Alley, I'm so bother. Like I just want to be clear. I just want to be clear on this. Um, Destiny knew, right? And now he's like, Ali, I'm so bother like I just want to be clear. I just want to be clear on this Destiny knew right and now he's like, oh, yeah, she knew she knew guys she knew it's a camera on me He's a camera on me right now and sort of it's like, uh, did you guys practice and he goes, yes

We were in my apartment and we practiced and she knew exactly what she was gonna say But now my question was this the what part did she she know about? That's where I'm confused. Was she practicing what she was going to say at lunch? I interpreted that as she was practicing what she was going to say at Reza's party. I don't know. Because Ali said later, he said, no, when we had the conversation, she didn't know, like, that was the first she'd known about the text. So it sounded like that was the first she knew about it, but then they rehearsed what she was gonna say,

going to Reza's house. Oh, I think it is, she rehearsed what she was gonna say at that lunch with Ali, but she didn't know that he had the text up his sleeves or whatever. I have to figure out. Or she didn't know that he was gonna say sexual harassment or something, I don't know.

Yeah, no, because Ali says later on that that destiny was blindsided at lunch. So she did not know at the lunch I so I I interpreted that they were What they were practicing was how to like go forward? Which by the way also I don't think is that nefarious to be honest if She's like Well listen, I'm going to this party tonight

I feel like I should say something what should I say and he's like this is what I would like I can imagine a friend and coaching a friend saying like This is what I would say. This is what you should say something, what should I say? And he's like, well, this is what I would say. I can imagine a friend coaching a friend saying, like, this is what I would say, this is what you should say. You know? It's different when she's like, I'm going to this party tonight and I'm going to confront Reza

about all the stuff that you told me. So let's practice it, you know? Yeah, that's true too. That's because she's taking this little idiot's gossip. I'm just like to use a good strategy. And obviously they're doing something going against Reza because he's like, well, I have all these texts about Reza. So you're going to bring it up at the party.

Okay, let's practice what you're going to say. Yeah. So yeah, I guess all I'm arguing is basically that there's a lot of stuff happening here in allegations that are being like elevated to high conspiracy. And I just think so much of it is like bullshit. And the fact that no one is willing to really give any of their friends the benefit of the doubt is so awful. And as Mike said earlier, if this is just a full on side show

that distracts away from the- Yeah, and we have totally got it. That it. Yeah, we've totally gotten pulled into it. Because the fact is you probably have an open relationship with your husband, your husband, it's like fucking around while you're out of town. So he got caught on camera and now you're mad at everybody else. So to being mad at the one you should be. And you

know what? And the side shows also the other reason I think why I'm getting fired up about the side show is that Reza is pushing this narrative. This convenient narrative that MJ was the, the was like this person who was trying to scheming and plotting to make this all happening. And he throws away his old French, his entire friendship over this. And I guess what I'm just trying to show is that like in my mind, there wasn't a big elaborate MJ scheme. Like most of the stuff, in fact, it, well, either way, what we're both saying proves my, my feeling is that either there was either something that was

Drummed up by destiny, which is sort of what you're arguing or it was just a whole bunch of like generally You know pedestrian moments that have been you know elevated to plotting and scheming But again both both situations neither are like to me have the like the lots of fingerprints of MJ neither are like to me have the like the lots of fingerprints of MJ. Well, I've MJ brought it up at the reunion that Adam's probably cheating or fucking around or whatever, you know, open relationship stuff, which is probably why I'm looking for. Right. So I think Reza was probably already pissed at MJ looking for a reason to kick up to the curb. And he's like, I can't do it because she's pregnant and everyone will hate me if she, if I do that while she's pregnant. Right.

Yeah, that's what it looks like. Yeah. So then Reza is going with Gigi for dinner and he's like, yeah, it's him. He's like, oh my God, dragon, poor dragon. He's trying really, trying so hard to seem like he's having the best time. Like, no, this is what the real fun is

They're stuck at a lame party, but we're having the real fun And he's just like isn't this fun mean you together against the world and he's just like shoving drinks down Yeah, he's like yes I'm having a great time at this restaurant that appears to be in the lobby of an office building Yeah, this is wonderful. I get a double yak with a cookback. Thank you. Visibly hates her the whole time that they're sitting here. So then Vita is surprised when she arrives at the party and I'm J. Teres to Shervin and she's like, did you guys have a photo to go off of? Because my mom doesn't have like huge bags under her eyes guys.

By the way, so back at the other restaurant, Reza was talking about Vita. And he's like, he's like, you know, I love Vita. And it's like to know that everyone is there, but me, it just breaks my heart. Oh my goodness, I'm a victim again. I can't believe it. I just, I would love to go there to celebrate my second mother, but I'm afraid that if I'm around MJ and Tommy And if I say something wrong, Tommy would come to my house with a bat. Oh, I've been silence. Oh, no

Yeah, yeah, you probably will to keep your fucking mouth shut. How about that for us? God is like crazy. You can't just say whatever you want to people. Yeah God is like crazy. You can't just say whatever you want to people. Yeah, that's yeah So then Vita sexually harasses Mike and she's like Mike take off your shirt such a nice body It's my party for one minute Vita was totally caught by surprise. She's like I can hardly I am so surprised No, come here. Okay. Maybe lean for you. No, old happy, hard to break, ping pong. So Vita talks to Sara. Sara comes in and she's like,

Oh, I hear Destiny is dating your brother. And she's like, he's single and Vegas. He's dating everybody, okay? Yeah, Sara's like, Sarah, Sara hates Destiny so much. Also, by the way, MJ has the sweetest thing to say about her mom at this part. And she goes, you know, instead of rooting the biggest moments of my life, she's actually making my life sweeter and better now.

Yeah, go figure it. So Ali, of course, Ali comes right after Sarah. And he's like, um, I heard about you. I've heard about you in Bethany. It's like, God. Who is still letting him in? The sky should have been banished from this cast a long time ago. Yeah, and Sara was like, Destiny loves talking about me apparently, apparently.

And he was like, oh, no, it's not you. She would never say anything negative about you. Then what are you doing here? Yeah, she's like, the problem is not that she's talking. It's her behavior. And then as she says that, Destiny walks right right up so then Sara just gives her this you know Withering Pouty love it looks to me like Sara was ready to have a scene like she was ready to have this fight with destiny

And Destiny's like oh, I'm not talking to you loser. Yeah, I'm not giving you the time today, so she just walks off Yeah, so MJ introduces Destiny to shams and md actually starts to cry and she's, why are you crying? And like Destiny, you literally cry when you see Checks Mix. So do not question why a new mother is crying with her baby. Like that's just what happens. And then Vita's like, everyone must have cake. Everyone must have cake. Woo, he's so very short cake. Everyone have cake.

Cake? Come on, yeah, they're delicious. So then everybody's sitting at the edit table and Sarah joins them all. And Neema is telling Destiny, oh, I love you, but I'm very upset with you. What kind of very upset with you? And she's like, oh Jesus, why?

My God. Why don't you just marry Ali already? I can't do it. He's like a shitster is G listen listen Some shit is not adding up and I work in the biz so I know about shit not adding up Okay, you specifically told me that MJ used you as a pawn, okay? At which point now Ali comes into the table and MJ to so finally we have everyone there so we can hash the saw out Yeah, Neema calls Ali over so he's like like, Ali, you guys rehearse to sit down.

Go ahead, tell us. And she's like, no, I was literally blindsided at that lunch. Yeah, and Ali Comfort, he says, no, she was blindsided. And then Destiny says, yeah, and then Ali said, Maris knows what's up. Are you okay to talk about it? Are you okay to talk about it? Yeah, did he ask me Destiny, Maris knows what's up. Are you okay to talk about it? Are you okay to talk about it? Yeah, did he ask me destiny? Maris knows what up? Are you okay to talk about it? Okay, and then I'm just like trying to

Because me, like, let me say logic. Let's trace this destiny logic. I met with Ali. We were her So it was gonna go down, but he brought it up at the wrong time. So I'm the victim, which is a very good way of putting it. Thank you. Yes, yes it is. So I guess that's true. He says, are you okay to, well, this is what Destiny claim, he said, but are you okay to talk about it? Does sound like there's, there is, it is not quite as innocent

as I was making it sound. It was sort of like, there was a lot of intentionality about it. Yeah, so Mike's like, so you knew it was going to come out. And Destiny's like, no Mike's like, uh, so you knew it was going to come out and that's he's like, no, I just, I didn't know when it was going to come out. So she knew everything. She just didn't know when. Yeah.

And it means I was like, well, that still makes you the person who organized it. Um, and then, uh, basically they show a clip of all of this happening again. He's like, so you're both guilty, basically, right? Yeah. And by the way, it keeps cutting to Vida going, you cake, cake, come, come, cake, cake, cake. And Mike goes, Destiny, you look like a liar, basically. And she's like, no, but I know it. Because okay, they keep telling us. And M. J. goes, listen, I just want to point out that every time you said to Resa that Marist knows knows you're pouring gasoline on this fire.

Yeah, that's true. And then Sarah just smirk's like, got her. I got the horror got her. And Sarah is like, I don't even know who's right or wrong in this. But Destiny goes on these ramps and they are ramps. And then they just show Destiny like, specifically, he specifically told me specifically and I specifically said I specifically said I and it's only four minutes to the live she knows I specifically said Stan please yeah and I specifically said Maris knows and she's like okay so while I'm at home rehearsing a new board you guys are doing all of this and Mike's like at

the should at the end of the day, there'd be nothing for nothing. And the thought, you can say for the life of the poor, it's a strong cause, it's a war. So at the end of the day, he should have sat down with Maris in the ICU. Yeah. And Mike's like, and you know what? I've seen the text messages and I'm not judge or jury, but I've lost sight throughout this process of why MJ is, why Riza is mad at MJ instead of just being mad at Adam Yeah, and then MJ goes co-god come on Do you think I need to send that little weasel in right in front of Ali and Ali? Yeah, don't call me a weasel. She's like sorry

I missed that entirely that's hilarious It was awesome. She's like sorry, but like hello So then Reza is again, back at the at the restaurant with Gigi and just saying, you'll be like, oh, I've had so many great memories with MJ. I mean, just because the friendship is over, doesn't mean the memories are gone. So many lovely memories. And Gigi and Gigi goes, yeah, you know what? She needs to take accountability. And then we learned that MJ actually sent Reza a text that says, I want to take full responsibility. And he's like, I don't see every deposit in there. I'm like, she said she wanted to take full responsibility. I don't know. Yeah, what do you think that is?

I mean, we're talking about just some antics. Yes, that's her taking responsibility, Riz. And so he's like, when did she didn't say I'm sorry, so she's not forgiving. Yeah. Oh, good. This is C, this is show, it's like it gets too much. It's like enough, this is so fucking vile, you know. And she's like, okay, then, so then he puts my history back to me and all of this other shit on the internet, you know. Like, why doesn't every single person here say that's not cool, he's a piece of shit shit? And does he? Yeah. No, he's not a piece of shit. He's heard. I can't wait

to tell him you called him a piece of shit. Exactly. And then it cuts to GG to GG who is still recovering from the trauma of a miscarriage. It's like, Raza, you're so hurt. You go so hurt. I'm so hurt. What do you hurt by? What are you hurt by? So yeah, basically yeah, MJ is like, everyone should say fuck you and tell him to go fuck himself and deal with Adam, handle your fucking marriage at the end. Yeah. And you know what, she's kind of right.

She's really right. Oh my God. So here, yeah. And by the way, it's not a, that's, but her saying that is not a side situation. Like it's my side or whatever She's saying listen, you guys should be doing like what he did was fucked up and you guys should say that was fucked up And then they it would just be like done I think yeah But no, there will be 19 more episodes about it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah

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