Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

Episode Date: July 25, 2017

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We've got Shaws Back. We're done with Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Potomac now. So Shaws is back full time and also we have Real has was of Oakland Which just started showing on Bravo this Saturday, you know It's getting the Saturday cartoon slot from Bravo where they're like yeah Saturday mornings for adults So be sure to set your DVRs for that because it looks like it is gonna be an absolute joy joy and we're going to be giving Friday episodes to Auckland. So we'll be doing that starting this Friday. Yeah. And I'm really excited to talk about that because I absolutely love the first episode.

I did too. Oh my god, I cannot wait to talk about that. So I didn't even understand half of what they said. And I was like, I won't rewind. I'm just going to pretend this is what they said. half of what they said. And I was like, I won't rewind. I'm just going to pretend this is what they said. It's like a really bad game of telephone, this recap. And it's going to be amazing. It's like sheep's this, hobbit that, you know, typical New Zealand stuff. All right. So here we are with the shalves of sunset. Shalves of sunset. So yeah, let's just dive in. Let's do it. We didn't get any Tommy this episode, which really made me unhappy, but we did at least get him in the very beginning yelling at Vita. Have fun the sick! And this is what you're talking about! Come on! Why, yeah!

How am I supposed to watch the Mets? If you yell like an MJG is so on, so beautiful, got beautiful daughter, I'm sorry Vita, I'm sorry Asian of y'all to you, but she's beautiful. Sorry I'm so mad, get to what a half a tight is. Classy Tommy, Tommy seems to have learned the cardinal rule of keeping a relationship.

Don't come on the show. Just stay away. Just say there's a Mets game every day. MJ will believe you. Yeah, or to be fair, maybe MJ has learned the rule, which is when you date someone like Tommy, just let him watch his Metz game. Just let him watch his Metz game. You know, there's one on all every single day. It feels like often watching shots of sunset. You know, like with any show, we go up and down on who you like, who you don't like, etc. etc. Resas one who, I mean, just we vacillate greatly because sometimes he's so funny and charming and wonderful and sometimes he's just such an evil prick.

And I'm still kind of in that mode this season so far, but I think it's so fitting that he's the one in the opening that's opening the bottle of champagne in slow motion And it's just because that's Kristen. It's not what Kristen does And it totally fits that they have the same opening on Bravo seriously Seriously Seriously Tom. Oh my god. Seriously. It's like a whoop with a call it the Something uber what is it once you caught? The smoking Uber that's like the smoking Uber okay, I said God Like the Persian game. I take comedy very seriously. Okay.'s area I think. Yeah so speaking of of

Shazasanset or Asa so we open up at Asa's house in Venice and she's you know chopping watermelon and she's gonna have some people over or she can have GG over basically and she brings her a little snacks out to the pool and she has this giant pool flow. You know those like flamingos that everyone has now in all their pools. She has a version of that. I think it was gold. Her pool is five feet wide and this float is four feet wide. I mean, come on.

This pool does not need a floating flamingo. Did you notice that? She's like getting onto it, like bouncing around. I mean, she didn't even need to like get in a bathing suit. She wore an awesome calf tan to get on top of that thing. It's like you can reach it from the side of the pool. But in Venice, that serious space. I like to stay open the scene.

It's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and she's making a watermelon smoothie. Like, yeah, only this show could make that into a dance party. I still don't know why Asa does not have a cookbook because she always makes stuff that looks really good and I actually trust her taste level and year after year, she's talking something ridiculous, you know, diamond water or her, her calf dance, her calf dance are less ridiculous, but she's always doing something ridiculous. Why do you not have a cookbook? Asa, we are giving you free advice here, make a cookbook.

Oh, see, well, I can't believe she hasn't yet. If someone gets her that idea, so I'm like, like, 20. Well, she's going to make an annoying, like, baby, baby food cookbook now. It's like, hey, hey, babe, babe, this is how to serve your baby. Like, this is how you serve your baby some Persian food, baby, babe, it's like, it's like, it's like, rock, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, babe, this is how to serve your baby. Like this high-serve your baby, some Persian food, baby. Babe, it's like rock. It's like rock. Baby, baby, baby, baby.

Baby, baby. Like watermelon with rice, babe, for your baby, babe. Babe, babe. Gigi comes over and she's wearing a shirt that says selfie because Gigi is like all about herself help at the moment trying to convince everybody that she's not the villain of the show. I was really hoping the back of her shirt would say

like low thingy, like selfie low thingy. So I feel like that's more appropriate. Selfie Haiti. So she comes in and some people bring, you know, some people bring in apology, some people bring flowers. She knows how to better up to asset food. She's like, I brought hummus and vegetable samosas. Okay. She's like, okay, you're forgiven. Welcome to my house.

I know. Babe, you're forgiven, babe, babe. So she first sees ossa and she's kissing her ass so hard. She's like, babe, you look thinner, babe. It's like really? But then ossa, babe. It also is like really? But then Austin's also trying to show up for bump. This is her thing. She tries, she's doing anything she can.

So she tries to show it up while we're climbing on this golden flamingo. But of course, then she's on a pool float. She just sort of just sinks into it. So she just looks normal and she's in a caftan. So, and on top of that, Gigi is self-absorbed. So Gigi's like, yeah, you look really skinny. You're like, you're a skinnier.

They've ever been. Like, what have you been doing? Was it weight, huh? Because that's all she thinks about. To people like us, that's not a compliment. Like to people like me when people come up and they're like, you look skinny or I don't need that as a compliment, skinny people need that as a compliment.

Yeah. People who enjoy eating don't need to be told we're skinny, okay? And it makes us feel like we're dying of something. Like if you tell me, I look skinny, okay, and makes us feel like we're dying of something like if you tell me I look skinny I'm going to the doctor And asking why I look skinny what's happening to me Do I have cancer a is one of the big ones Ebola? I don't know tell me what I have give Ebola really on said Ebola

You know, oh so also finally titan's her shirt and she's like look and she's like oh my god, so you ate popcorn Like no babe You need to poop no babe Oh, you want to go start working out the gym. I can help you with that babe Babe, there's like a babe in me like a little duel is in me babe. She's like oh my god. You're pregnant You need the name of my guy He's really good. I mean you'd have to drive to get there at some of the other side of town But he's really good. No babe. I did this on purpose. It's like oh my god. He does that. Yeah

Babe people are like so shocked like they can't believe him pregnant, but like babe. I'm pregnant like babe I'm like okay, we get it You're pregnant and you know Assas to be awful Assas gonna be one of these people that's only gonna talk about a pregnancy and only gonna talk about babies And then she can have a baby and be like yeah, like my baby like already so smart like already like pick up on so many things Like congratulations. That's what every parent thinks your baby's just a baby, okay? It doesn't like know what triangles are okay, she will have have a mommy blag. And too bad the name Goop is already taken. Cause I feel like it would make sense for her.

She'll just name it Poop. No! Poop Bay, it's Persian Goop. Poop. That's not a race. That's not a race. That's so Persian. You're like Persian Gwyneth Palcho.

Like it's crazy. Like bitch got to have a Goop site. Gigi of course has her finger on the pole she's like so is MJ jealous It's like her first question and ossa says babe. I don't care about one thing this nugget She's like we all know you like chicken nuggets Is MJ matter not she's like no, I'm not chicken nuggets babe. I'm pregnant. Oh my god. I forgot So here's the card for my doctor. It's not a chicken nugget. Babe, I want that to babe. I like her about is the nugget inside me and the nugget that's

going to be inside me. I like her. It's sweet and sour sides for my nugget. Babe, all I care about is like honey mustard sauce and they don't have it anymore. My nugget. So, Gigi is like speaking of chicken nuggets, I'm totally different now. Everything's great. I've been going to therapy. Things are great. Like seriously, like I'm looking on the inside and I'm like, whoa, I'm different.

And Asa says, yeah, well, you know, you brought me some of this. So, babe, I respect resist, you brought me some of this so Babe, I respect resist feelings, but his one year anniversary is coming up So I want you to come ruin it basically and she's like my actions have no justification, okay But don't you think Reza went too far too? And she's like babe When you make a mistake you have to be okay with being told you made a mistake even if no one else takes responsibility you can't let take score. Like for example since you've been here you've asked about my baby like negative three times. And I have to be okay with that. Yeah, I mean, I mean, babe you are sort of like an nugget because you know, babe you're like thought with pink slime on the inside but you know, that's okay, babe.

But you're still delicious. You know what I mean? She's like, thanks. Glad I drove all the way to Venice. I know. But that, well, what was great about this was when Asa was telling Gigi how to take responsibility. This gave the editors a chance to once again pull out the flashback from last reunion of Resa being like, do you know what it does to my credibility when you say there's a success? I do. Do you know?

It's my favorite thing, Reza crying. Like, Mike Reza, you do have sex tapes. You think that Reza's the only Fagito barito in the world not sending around dick pics to everybody? I'm sure a trainer does have a picture of some Harry Wanker, you know? Yeah, and you know, Asa's right, when you apologize, you should just apologize.

It shouldn't be like, well, this, but you did this to me too. You should just apologize. But that being said, Reza is, he is a shitsur, and he is an asshole, and that's an asshole we love love but he's an asshole nonetheless and he sturs the pot and the moment that someone basically comes back at him He cries and plays the victim every single Every time Everybody in last wood

out of your last one. So let's go over to Mike's house. It's a mess from his, you know, last person party. Oh, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry to interject. The answer is yes, everyone. We have gotten your texts. Destiny, who was the new cast member who was not on this week. Apparently, Destiny was on the people's couch.

So there's that. Yes, there you go. She's the new cast member, I guess So the party was there's basically red solo cups everywhere There's like a broken down whore lamp crumpled in the stairs, you know It's like just a shit hole from his party and he's like yeah because you know a person and persons have this kind of party It's like solo cups on the, sticky things on the floor, or whatever. So then we see MJ, and she's bringing him food,

and she's still trying to get her tips in her shirt. Yeah. Yeah. It's not totally worth it. She really just, she needs to reconsider some fashion choices, I think. I know she's trying to show her tautas, but it's one thing to show them off. It's one thing to make them look like, you know, a sack of water balloons that are about to fall out of someone's hands. Yeah, bouncy houses are fun at birthday parties, but when you're not

using them, please deflate them, fold them up and keep them in the garage. You know, like, people don't want to see a bouncy house on a work week. Yeah, it's like watching someone trying to transport a jello mold in like a mesh bag. Like you're just waiting for them, Jello, just to crumble apart and just fall into the floor. So she's done the typical thing that begins every scene. She's bringing food to Mike. She's like, what am I Martha Stewart? Would you see what's in the box? He's like, my party was doing. What's in the box? He's like, that party was dope, right? Like, did a lamp give me a lamp damn to my own house? I tried fucking that lamp again this morning. It really hurt. I would have really liked it if MJ opened the box and it was Gwen with Paltrow severed

head. No kidding. If it's not Gwen's head or Justin Timberlake's dick, I don't want a box from MJ. Actually I would accept a box from MJ because her box was filled with chocolate croissants and you, everyone knows me. I love a chocolate croissant and I was barely containing myself on the bonus episode when you were talking about chocolate croissants so much and now we're here talking about them again. I may have to get one after this podcast. I know.

But M.T. Ruins chocolate croissants because she brings them in and it's like a guilt thing about some fight they had in a limo last year, which I didn't even get. They showed the fight again. What was that. That was there were there on a group trip and MJ and Mike were already being tense and they went to a star box they they stopped the limo they were good star bucks and MJ had been saying things about one to lose weight or whatever and then she decided to get a chocolate croissant and Mike had told her in the star bucks don't get that you don't need that and she got so pissed at him because he was basically

man-spanning and being condescending in the way that he is and it was sort of it's rude but at the same time I also sort of get what he's saying which is like oh you're trying to lose weight well I'm going to be the friend of say like no don't don't get that you don't need that. They got back into the limo and had just a huge fight and I think the repercussions that fight lasted like a year and a half. Yeah so they're like guilt, croissants in a way. You know, it's like, remember when you were mean to me?

Yeah. So she brings some chocolate croissants. We see that clip and Mike's like, so you know, and, uh, also showed the baby and stuff like you cried and, uh, you know, that was sad because you cried and she's like no babe I only cried because she asked about my dad and like of course I'm gonna cry because he's sick and he's like oh no I think it was because she's pregnant she's like well when she took off her thing I thought she was gonna show us a new calf tan which is so awesome yeah and I don't even blame her for

thinking that like look guys babes this babes, babes. I'm picking off a caftan to show a new caftan. It's a caftan baby, babes. Some of those Russian dolls of caftans. Yeah. You just keep opening it up and there's little, there's smaller osas with caftans. That baby, I'm surprised that little baby

wasn't already wearing like a fake plastic rhinestone caftan in the womb. Yeah. It's in a caftan, rhinestone to caftan in the womb. Yeah, it's in a caftan, a little uterus caftan. It's very much like baby driver. I don't know if you saw that, but like the no pun intended with baby driver, but the main character in baby driver, he always has sunglasses on whenever people take his sunglasses or take them away for a break. He just always has another pair of pants on immediately.

That's what I imagine with with with Asa. She just always has another pair of his puts on immediately. That's what I imagine with Assa. She just always has a calf chair ready to come out. Baby driver. Assa driver. Baby driver. Babe, make a left, babe. Babe, yeah, that's what we're gonna be. Okay, Assa, we have to go.

We have to go, we have to go, babe, babe. Have I told you about my baby yet though? Babe, babe, I got this great idea. I'm gonna do this whole our installation. It'll be like Bank robbers, but what we really robbing where they can like rob a culture and like the bank robbers We can wear workers. They can opt at the bank robbers. It's like us the police are here You just ruined the entire movie the movies over in five minutes because you didn't drive anywhere babe I'm just trying to get it where I can babe

So now Mike has decided that he is going to jump on the MJ train because MJ and Resa are the worst and just picking someone to hate for the season and then making everybody do it for no reason. So Mike took it pretty hard the last couple of years from all of them and instead of fighting back and getting Resa and MJ back, which is what he should be doing, he decides they're too strong so I'm just going to join them in abusing the pregnant back, which is what he should be doing. He decides they're too strong. So I'm just going to join them in abusing the pregnant chick, which is so wrong on so many levels.

And also why this show is successful because these people, as much as they love each other in real life, have no problem with ruining each other's lives every single year. Yeah, exactly. They're, they're going to find someone and it often tends to be a back and forth between Asa, Gigi and MJ, which also kind of speaks to some of, I feel like maybe, I don't want to say massaging, that's too strong, but it's kind of funny that the women are off-bearing the brunt a bit, although the women are often the ones who are coming strong with it and Mike

did bear the brunt a bit. So my theory holds no water much like us as pool. Well, you could be a woman is still be a misogynist. I mean, I think this show proves it. The woman was the one who brought the girls with lampshades on their head. That's true. You know, I love doing the misogyny argument. That's like one of my favorite things to haul out. I'd be like, they took a limousine a classic misogyny like symbol I just really like it. I really like the misogyny is so strong that you could literally say it about any scene And I'd be like yep, you're right. This is this is totally misogynistic. So my kid and a guy

How could you be pregnant like? Why wouldn't she take the proper steps in the Persian culture? It's taboo to get pregnant and then not even be married. That's crazy in the Persian culture, babe. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of funny. And a weird, it's this may surprise people in a very strange way.

I'm a little bit of a traditionalist. Like I actually do think, you know, it's really good if you get married first and have the baby because I feel like having a commitment to yourself first before we bring on someone else is I think always good. But I don't mean I don't give a fuck though. If you have a baby before your marry, that's fine. I just sort of feel like for me. I think that I would aspire to personally, but I don't care. I have a baby. They shouldn't be so wrapped up in it. But it is an interesting thing. Where do you stand on that Ronnie?

Well, it's awesome. So us is not living by any I mean also had a Let's put a dance to support women wearing burkas. I mean come let's put a pin in it to later in the episode because I feel like with Asa as a unique situation and later on it comes up and There's some interesting I think there's some interesting discussion about you know About that. So let's put a pin in it For this scene it's basically and they're just feeling it. They're just fine. I'm just like yeah They don't even want to live together and he's like yeah, we need you to explain it to us

You know you just do this and you don't explain to us like says the guy who lied about his wife leaving him for how long because he cheated with how many fucking women you pig shut up. Mike. So MJ is like, yeah, they've been together seven years and we never get to find out what they are. She got there. Like, I'm open. You can butter me and filet me and that's how open I am. I'm like, you're literally like a fatty steak. So it's not even fair.

I'm like, you're literally like a fatty steak. So it's not even fair. Okay. You're gristle. You're gristle. You're gristle. So yeah, then we go over to Reza's condo. It's like the patterns are getting worse. It's starting, it's just, it's, he's, he saw twin peaks and was like hey they're using Chevron then I'm

gonna double Chevron it up it's like now it's it's lines and now I'm in Chevron and do narco so uh ossa's like knock knock it's me babe with child the baby with child and baby babe babe in the babe babe Basically how ossa is gonna enter every room ever is hey babe is me the pregnant lady with child because I have a baby inside of me babe Babe, you're not even gonna offer a blanket to your pregnant friend babe babe babe babe babe. I believe in the babe What What babe, the babe with the power, what power, power, and voodoo, who do you do, babe, babe? I don't see names that baby, babe. I wanna also discuss Resa's cat, Buzzy,

because as many people know, I love cats, and I usually love all cats. This cat looks like it is not eating, is Resa eating the cat food, because this cat looks malnourished, and someone has to give it like some milk or tuna fish or or something. What the hell, that's so white, like you feed your cats, like persons just let their cats eat whatever they want, like you hunt for it, you eat it, okay Buzzie?

Seriously, that's like so white to have like a fat cat. Like, if they cats eating more than you, that's like fucked up. Like, we have to have, I have to be the one eating all the food here. Sorry, that was fat shaming, I'm sorry, Reza. Well, okay, so Reza is having this anniversary party with Adam. Who's being married for a year, it's like a great sense of accomplishment, okay? My dad was a whole, my grandfather was a whole, my great, great grandfather was a whole like some, somehow by the grace of God in therapy, I broke that chain. I'm like, you're 45 and your boner isn't around as much.

Okay. You broke the chain like every other aging game man does it. Less brothers, like, let's, let's stop beating around the bush, okay? And it's also only been a year. And me thinks that just protest too much. Me too. You know, I have a feeling that that, I have a feel, yeah,

cause Adam doesn't look happy in any of these scenes ever. Well, to be fair, he did have to suffer the trauma of having some closses, closses gabs for about three days. That's hard. He's hard to get over that. I thought a dog mall to me. Do you know that it's like to have scrapes on your neck? Do you know? I love, I cannot wait to get to that scene. Yeah. Okay. So now we're on the point of her. Hopefully with food. So they go with Adam to the party bus to this thing and it has a Travertine Inset. That's so

Persian Travertine Inset. It has a Travertine Inset. It reminds me of wealthy complications of being in teaching. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the build up, why it happened and the repercussions.

What does our obsession with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?

Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. I'm not making any sense. I've never been confused. I'm having a trepidine inside. You ruined my family. This is a pretina's hard almost as hard as the things that Gigi said about me and they hit me so hard like a piece of trepidine. So MJ on the party bus, everybody's ready to have this exciting party in a petting zoo. And MJ is like, this is a shot in the dark, but I'm going to call Tommy and see if he's done with his client in the OC. And Mike's like, Oh, we're all

on pins and fucking needles, waiting to see if Tommy is going to make it to the petting zoo. It's nice to see Mike out of like the Jessica shit and being funny. Yeah, it's nice to see Mike like hunched over like an old godfather cast member withdrawn on eyebrows. He's disturbing. Mike is disturbing me. And later in the episode, he's working out in the gym wearing a reza shirt.

It's like reza's face. It's like the golden tool. You're trying too hard. You're officially trying too hard, Mike. Too hard. And hard and meanwhile so of course Tommy doesn't answer the phone and then and then os is like I was like hey guys babes multi babes hey let's play the pregnancy game huh I'm like oh god every it's everything to be about pregnancy like what is the pregnancy game like okay everyone everyone babes babes Everyone gets the baby's gender. Okay, if you think it's man, if you think it's a boy, like thumbs up.

If you think it's a girl, thumbs down. It's like, this is the worst game I've ever seen played. And this is also speaking of misogyny. This is also part of this group. It's like, oh my god, it's a boy. Everybody wants it to be a boy. Yeah, that's like the most important, you know, you have a son. And then

you could do whatever, you know, as long as there's someone to inherit things, babe. So, who's gonna have a baby next, babe? Who's gonna look at a baby next, babe? Also, this is 2017. You can't be naming the gender of your baby. I did a bridal shower and they wouldn't even let me bet anything blue or pink in in case the baby identifies as you know something else. You can't even pick. How about I just give like an even like zero? The baby will tell us it's gender when it's 13. Okay. How about that?

Yeah, I agree. I actually try not to do something pink, figural and blue for boys just because I'm just like I don't, you know, like what? This is this weird side of me. That's really emerged over the past of years, but I'm basically like, just because as a girl doesn't mean that like, oh, a girl has to be pink. I'm not, I'm just not going to support that, but I don't do it to be like, I don't, I want to see what the baby identifies with. No, it's more like I just don't want to support this idea that if you're a girl, you to love pink so I'll give someone something That's like gray or green or whatever. I'm like whatever. Yeah

Yeah, I just I don't like socializing people. Yeah, I got I don't mind you a gift How about that? I don't want to pick anything or blue. How about your baby's little and doesn't notice anyway And I already brought like fronty a box is to your fucking bridal shower and that should be enough Yeah, how about that? No one gets me things for a beolar. Yeah. I don't know how that gives me things. How about this?

How about this? You know, I remember watching that that Sex and the City episode back in the day where Sarah Jessica Parker registers for herself because she's like, I'm giving everyone gifts but I don't get any gifts and I'm the same way I'm like I'm like you know I I've no plans to get married anytime soon I'm not having a baby yet all I do is buy people gifts I want gifts yeah I never get gifts well people started having those like I'm a single lady parties where people bring them gifts like my single shower. It's like everybody just brings vibrators or whatever. So let's see Adam's like, anyone might have got some well-have kids. No Adam, nobody wants to guess when you have kids, okay? The only person who thinks that having kids with

Resa is a good idea is you. Yeah, and if there's anything anything if there's anything worse than Austin's pregnancy game is Adam's pregnancy game He's so like aggressively passive aggressive. I'm on this boss That's anyone want to guess one will have kids. I don't know when you find a discount oven out of Phoenix or something But you know that's gonna be a haggle. It's like yeah, okay Listen you're charging a hundred thousands of dollars to keep my baby boy inside of you. I'll give you five dollars. Okay, I'll give you ten dollars. It's gonna be like haggling over a womb. To me, it's like asking like, how much weight can a sidewalk support? It's like questions I don't really care

about. I don't care about the answer. And no one wants to even look it up. How many jelly beans are inside? Austin's baby, babe. and no one wants to even look it up. How many jelly beans are inside? Austin's baby, babe. So then, so the bus pulls up at a place it's called the Wildlife Waste Station, which is also the original name of this show. I just want to mention Wildlife Waste Station.

I know I was like, who's going to jerk off on the other first? The monkey onto a cast member or the cast member onto a monkey. Yeah. Really? And I like, it's hard to even pick a side on this one. So I like MJ is already getting upset because she's like, well, you know, in Thailand, we were allowed to go in the cage and like, take a picture with a tiger, like, what the fuck? I'm like, that's also doesn't Thailand.

They drug up the animals. And it's Thailand. Yes. And Adam's like, well, that was Thailand and I wasn't there. Like, girl, I don't want to hear about Thailand. Because I'm just saying, like, remember, we were in Thailand without Adam because you broke up with him because you weren't sure if you were going to get married, but we went anyway.

He was like, I don't want to hear about Thailand. I don't want to hear about Thailand. Like, literally, this day, I can't have Pat and Curry. I don't. I'm like, yeah, maybe I ditched him when, you know, like right after I proposed, like I ditched him to take the cast trip without him. And we went to Thailand. It was like the term of our lives when we had the best time ever.

So maybe coming to this like pet sanctuary in like LA will make up for it. Yeah. And he's so lucky that his boyfriend is such a rollover because, yeah, of course It's okay by the end. He's like, thank God. That's what's really amazing. I Also love I mean, Resa is so ridiculous. He was taking a selfie with Sherman And there was like a line in the background and Resa goes her toes be hanging off the edge First of all, it's not a very interesting observation and yes

I'm aware that we make many uninteresting observations but still like check out that lion her toes be all like off the edge like bitches be like I'm not gonna keep my palm all the way on the ledge I'm gonna keep it a little bit off the ledge bitches be crazy I love when Michael is saying um god is funny is funny watching, you know, Adam Twitch. Like he twitches every time they say Thailand, he won't even have bobo anymore. Like why would Residue this man? It's kind of sadistic and amazing. And awesome.

Of course, it's like, I kind of touch the animals, babe, because I'm pregnant. Okay. We know. We know you're pregnant, Asa Yeah, and then we had this weird cutaway to MJ and Tommy having sex, which I thought was so weird Oh, I'm sorry. Those were two tortoises. I apologize The tortoise is going The tortoise is literally Tommy is like

Maths, Maths I'm sorry Vita Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Resa, Resa's like, Mike has a special connection to monkeys. Like, it's crazy. It's like so Persian. Like, nobody even gets it. That monkey's like crazy. I'm like, bitch, are you serious? And it's pointing its boner out of the cage and screaming. Get the top of it, flying at Mike.

And Resa's like, it's crazy. The animals you connect with in the zoo because it's like perfect. Like, you connect to yourself. Like, he's crazy the animals you connect with in the zoo because it's like perfect like you connect to yourself Like he's a monkey get it Mike he's like a giant gorilla like planet of the apes more like planet of the mics get it bitches be like that's one of us Right monkeys monkeys be like whoa, huh? And then the monkey just sploooges all over them it's like

silence of the lambs and they're like only this cast would be like we just got splooshed up by a monkey I'm hungry anybody else yeah they're just like whoa and then they're like okay time for lunch hopefully it's Thai food remember that Thai food we had like shut up oh what a baby Pad Thai more like sad Thai that's me Adam sad Thai please make it as bland as you can because I'm not allowed to have any spice in my life sad time I've had to tell

people that I can't have Pad Thai anymore because a dog mulled me. What? That doesn't even make sense. I know. I almost saddened an art gallery. I was attacked by a tie tiger. They're tiger. That's crazy. So they have dinner. They sit down because he doesn't want to eat dinner in the middle of his zoo. Smells delicious. Yes, exactly.

What's the name? Is it me? Is there one less monkey in the cage now? It's Mike. Hey, what? It's like fucking a lamp in the corner. It's Mike. Did you notice, by the way, how disgusted the llama was with them?

Like someone tried to pet the llama and the llama was like, uh, no, thanks. Yeah. You people do not even understand a double L to start a name. I have no time for you people. Smell like monkey sperm. Get the fuck away from my cage. That's so human. Um, it's the reza of llamas. It has a mustache. That llama's hair looks like it's in a chevron pattern. So, yes, they're all eating dinner. And so, Reza is like, all right, new season, time to erupt a churvin. Hey, Annalise, what's your plan? You live in Australia and churvin be swir... he was churvin be swirven in LA am I right see what I did which has her hand off the side of the table Shervin be swimming in pools of pussy get it

it's like crazy I'm like Shervin she needs something to float on the pool with and he's like no I'm floating on a pussy because he gets so much pussy you know what I'm saying on a list and she's like uh actually I don't anybody can anybody explain he was the silly man talking things and then and and Raza's like I mean I mean Shervin's basically a whore like when Adelis is an Australia Shervin's gots to be finding the pussy he's just a whore that That's what he is, a big whore. And he says he's settled down with Enelis, but he's a whore.

I'm like, do you realize what you were just saw talking about about yourself? Do you were a reformed whore? And I even had Adam, and you've been good for a year. Like, is this projection or what? Well, it's normal. You want to drag everybody else down. It's like when you lose five pounds,

and you're like, have I told you about my diet, shake? It's like, oh my god, you've lost five, not you, but like me. Or when people get married, they're like, it's time for you to get married. I can do it. You can do it. And Resa is like, why are you trying to front, Shervin? We all know that you're, we all know what you're up to, homey. Oh gosh. Yeah. You're beautiful. homie oh gosh yeah only 5,000 only does is like chase curtain eat pussy hey red wife front you gotta be put on the hotspot motherfucker if you're gonna be on this show and he's like okay okay and also it's like hey who here's gonna have the next baby like also you already asked that in the car.

Like, the novelty of the question is not getting any better. Yes. And, um, Resas, like, look, Adam, I know. Like, he's so annoying. Like, he wants to have a baby because Asa is having baby. And they have to be the same age. He wants to move to the West side. So our baby can be by Asa's baby.

Look, just because I was lactating during our tennis match last week, this is mean I want a baby okay, my girl. And then Resa does the most unromantic thing by comparing his marriage to a stew. He's like, it's like a stew, you know, like the first day it's good, but then like after three days it gets really, really good. But it kind of stinks up your refrigerator at the same time and people are like, wow, you've had that stew for like five days, why don't you go to throw it out of it and you say no, it's actually better, but no one believes you because it looks disgusting.

Also, it can't run away from your fridge, am I right? It's like Adams, like a prisoner, Stockholm syndrome. Also, I like the history. He's like, it's much better. It's like a horde. Horde. better. It's like a horyesh. Horyesh. Yeah. Horyesh. Yeah. I'm like, you're even calling your stew a horror. Calm down over there.

So then also it's like, okay, guys, new game, new game. Okay. Every single one of you asked me a question about my pregnancy. Okay. We'll start with you MJ. Yeah, I'm just I like the MJ started this this one because she's like, okay, I have a game Let's just ask each other anything that we want to No rules and everyone's like, okay, and also goes okay fine because she knows it's about her It's all gonna be about her and Mike's like, oh, you're gonna eat your placenta. She's like yeah babe Her placenta is just going to be a caftain. She's just like a caftain just going to flow out of her. Babe, I'm eating my own clack caftain. People are going to be breaking

their teeth on like the plastic jewels from her placenta. So then MJ is like, okay, I'm going to get into this. So she's like, so did your main purpose like, why are you like, do you want to be married but like, not right now, like, do you want to be married, but like, not right now? Like, do you know why you're six years into relationship without being engaged? You know why? Like, you are in a loveless marriage. You know why like MJ, that like, is it weird?

Is it, is it weird for a germane junior to be have a girl named, Asa, his friend is named MJ? Is that like too close to home? Is it strange? Is that why he's not proposed to yet? Yeah. She just wouldn't stop with the questions. Yeah, like do you feel lonely?

Don't you feel sad that you're pregnant but also alone? Do you feel like you've been totally abandoned by your main because he refuses to marry you even though you're pregnant? Do you feel ugly? Like do you feel fat right now? Do you feel fat and ugly? Because you're kind of fat and ugly. Like, what do you feel like?

Does Janet not approve of you? Well, it's so funny because Asa is like, bib. Like, I'm happy, I don't care. So why should you care? Like, you shouldn't have to care. Bib, bib, bib, which I agree with. They, it shouldn't matter. They're just doing their thing.

But, you know, I actually think it's not as kind of dry as that. First of all, I think the reason why MJ and Mike are annoyed is because basically Asa's not showing the stuff on camera. You know, Dermane's not coming on and They're like we put all of our relationships on TV and you don't put germane on and that's like not fair Because then you come off looking good and we you know, we look shitty and we're limiting our careers, you know Yeah, I think that's literally said that and we they did say that on the reunion last year

MJ was like you don't need ever have to show anything. You don't have to show your relationship. You don't have to show shit. You just get to be this perfect little whatever. And so they're really going. And then Mike decides, which I can't believe he even went here. But he's like, you know, like, I was married to a white girl. And, you know, marrying a black person as a person, that's still a big deal in our culture. Like, you're gonna have a black baby, okay? So, you know, this is a perfect scenario to maybe talk and enlighten the world about it,

but she's making us look like the stupid ones for even asking, like, that is a pretty ignorant fucking thing to say. Yeah. But I actually, I do, so I think, I think he's being insincere when he says that because I think he just wants he just annoyed that also I guess that shield part of her life from the

show where the rest of them are obligated to also. I do actually friend had to convert to Judaism to like keep it the culture. Even if he's going, you know, even if he's doing things that aren't like the culture babe, he's at least like man, Jessica, I had to send Jessica to school like she had to, you know, be dunked in a river or whatever the hell to become Jewish to make it okay for them. Right. So why don't you have to be shit ever, you know?

I mean, I do think though, even though he's being insincere, he has a point in terms of, you know, I think it's, it would be interesting to see like an interracial black Persian couple and how the family's deal with that. And like that could be, that actually could be a helpful thing for the viewing audience to see. It's always good to see things like that. I always think it's good to sort of enlighten people,

et cetera, to like the challenges of those situations. But I don't think he, I don't think he really cares about that. Yeah, I don't think he cares either. I think he's just being in racist asshole and also no one looks to the shots to be enlightened. I mean, these are some of the most unenlightened backstabbing shitheads on TV. And for Mike and MJ of all people to be moralizing is disgusting. Well, I think that I think the issue is probably somehow it's probably some of it is wrapped up in the fact that Dermain is from a very famous family and they probably are like we don't want to be involved with this show and second of all I mean he is a Jehovah's Witness and

they probably have a lot of tangled Stuff that they're trying to deal with between her being Muslim him being Jehovah's Witness I don't know how strong being Jehovah's Witness. I don't know how strong Jehovah's Witness he is, but you know, those are not, I would not call them the most compatible religions. So. Well, I'm looking at it in a modern allay way. If you have a rich boyfriend who's connected to a lot of money and he ain't marrying you, the

best way to marry him is with a baby. Well, that's, so that's what MJ gets into. It's like an old man. Like, does that's what MJ gets into? Which is where it gets more interesting. Because remember before we were saying, like, you know, if you were gonna have a baby out of wedlock, whatever, you know,

listen, things are different now. Like, even though I was saying, I think it's good to have a commitment to each other before you have a baby. I understand that these days, a lot of people say, really, it's marriage, really a commitment to each other. What does a baby. I understand that these days a lot of people say really is marriage really a commitment to each other What does marriage really mean? You know, so I get that and I fully I fully support that mindset too And so but this situation may not be all that because MJ was really trying to say like

Do you guys have some issues in your relationship? You know, why is it that you've been together for this long and there's been some issues in your relationship. Why is it that you've been together for this long and there's been no talk of when, take anything to the next level and MJ was starting to suggest that Assa was waiting around for a proposal and it never came and kind of this was her way to sort of lock it down a little bit. Yeah, you never know because she won't say,

and that's her prerogative. She's already worked out that she doesn't have to fucking talk about it and MJ can put her You know how your life all over the place if she's talking about we're talking about the Jackson's here. How dare you enter Bobby Brown into the mix? How dare you? MJ's like if things aren't perfect Why not talk because that protective shell is bullshit? It doesn't protect the ice cream from my mouth And it's not gonna protect you from loneliness. Okay, bitch. The shell may be magic, but it's not protective. So next Gigi has lunch at a coffee shop with Adam

and I just want to I just want to mention they went to Demitas on Coingo, which I really liked. And in classic Shazzaonset style, the place is now closed down. I was like, why did DemiTaz close? It was cute. I'm like, Oh, I see now, because the Shaz went there. Okay, got it. Yeah, they do really close down. They're like the city inspector. Yeah. This is everything just closes down after they, it's like we can't even give you a C this time, guys. Okay, You've had Gigi in a chair. It's over So Gigi is wearing her city of angel shirt and This place says caffeine sunlight and moonlight

Add some crushed up aterol and about five bottles of tequila and you might have a chance with this cast, okay So she goes in and I'll just real another restaurant apology for Gigi. There's gotta be some super cut somewhere of Gigi meeting people in restaurants so she can't throw things and trying to apologize because it's like three times a year. Yeah, nonstop, nonstop. So they go in and Gigi's like, Adam, I'm so sorry. Like the one person who's innocent in all of this was you. And I just, I feel terrible. And you're just a sweet soul and you're innocent.

And everyone treats Adam like he's just some child, you know? And then he's like, well, I didn't get an apology. And you just like, actually, yeah, I texted you this whole apology, a really good apology the very next day. And he's like, oh, actually, yeah, I texted you this whole apology a really good apology the very next day And he's like, oh, I may have had you blocked at that time Well, he's trying to go with because you know, Ressa was coaching him like no, you don't take an apology You say this and that then this and so he comes in there and he's trying to be so strong

And this is why they treat him like a baby because he's literally a giant baby. Like he will stop off crying okay. So she's like she tries again. Like well you know what happened you was like the biggest fuck up I mean but I love you and like you like the most innocent and he's like um are you saying that I'm sorry what I did to you because people ask what happened to you and I just have to say I was malted by a dog and she's like I'm sorry and also about the video I said I saw a sex tape I don't have it I didn't see it it was a lie but you know time heals everything and people change and grow and learn like no no they don't they just get better at fucking lying before they stab you and was interesting because

she said I like I lied you know I said I had I saw the sex tape that I had the sex tape And I'm just telling you right now. I don't have the sex tape. I'm like oh, so you still say save saw it Yeah, I think that she's lying now just to get everybody to be nice to her because she doesn't want to get sued for putting out a sex tape I have no doubt that the trainer was like I've got to resist sent me a picture of himself jerking off or whatever Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure there is one. But either way, I just, Adam just cracks me up. It's like, I had to lock around in public. And every time they show that flashback to that fight,

when she comes running out the door and he's just in the way. And you know, her nails already out, she runs into him. He's holding like a bouquet of flowers. Oh yeah, because it was like the passive aggressive flowers that everyone got and he's still holding is and she crashes into him and pedals go everywhere and he goes, GG. GG. Like she's a dog and then he's trying to have this resolve and she's like, I'm sorry, grow and learn and he goes, apology accepted.

I'm girl, I never hated you. I was just upset with you. Like, you know, this is as far as it can go though, because I can't sneak behind Res' back, okay? Like, we've agreed that that only happens to the steam rooms, which you're not allowed in in our gym. It's also physically difficult for me

to sneak around his back. So then, so then he goes home and he tells Reset about everything and runs and says, oh, well, you know, you can have a friendship with her, but I'm not going to have a friendship with her because she's always hurt me. So you can have a friendship with her. It's like, okay. If every time I had a problem with somebody, I made up stories or tried to hit somebody, I wouldn't get anywhere.

Like, I don't know that you've hit anybody, but you've done a lot of other damage, which I think is kind of worse. Yeah. And GG hasn't gotten anywhere. So, you know, you're right. I mean, that's why she hasn't gotten anywhere, but it's not, no, it's not a surprising revelation. Yeah. So over at MJ's condo, she's day drinking and about to stir her drink with a curling iron, which is MJ. Somewhere at Jinzimortomer is horrified. No. Don't take my trademark away for that drink.

So there's a knock at the door. It's like, it's me babe. Okay. So they're getting ready to go to this beach beach house party in Malibu. Yeah. Sure. But we're going to go take cameras into the sick dad's physical therapy room, which, yeah. It's sad. So here's the thing. The, the scene where MJ's dad is lying in bed, and MJ's talking to him.

I was cracking up, not because of the dad. I think it's very sad, and I feel awful for what MJ has to go through, and I really hope he has better. I was cracking up because Resa crying in the corner because he's so funny. I mean, I do believe he was really sad, and this is a man that he knew and he's growing up with,

but he also sort of made it about himself and the way he just sits in the corner is like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, to put on a smile. He's like, I then it just crumbles into him crying. And the transition from his smiling to frowning was so amazing. I felt bad laughing at him, but it was brilliant. I didn't feel bad because he immediately makes it all about himself. He's like, I can't believe that I knew this person as a teenager. I'm like, this is not about you. OK. And it's like, look, this is not about you, okay?

And it's like, look, Ressa's crying, dad, it's amazing. Ressa is feeling things. And it's because of you. Congratulations. You won the truck. And the dad's like, well, fuck him. I had a stroke.

I think I win the pity party, okay? It's like, let's head around to Ressa and see how he feels. He's like, do you see me here? They've got me in front of an open window. He's like, I'm trying to recover here. Why do you bring Resa? Yeah, Resa gets like, I feel things for a day party. Yeah. So over at the Malibu party house, Chi Chi, they're unloading stuff and Chi Chi is like, well, oh, look at all this alcohol. I don't drink hard alcohol anymore. Yeah, those are interesting steps you're taking there. Yes, I wrote down the same thing.

Like the 13th step. Why is fine? From the Catherine Dennis School of Rehabilitation. I'm only doing this to show people that I can. That was my favorite thing from the Southern charm. I just wanted that Margarita to show people how strong I am. Yeah, so then MJ and Resa are riding over and now Resa is crying. He just cannot control himself.

I'm so sad. And MJ is like, it's crazy. Yes, he was tap dancing. And we were just playing soccer in the hospital room. And I swear, he's a different man. He's like, bitch, be a denial. That's like so Persian to be a denial. Yeah, she's like, he was doing a backhand spring.

And I was like, that, I didn't even know you knew how to do those. I mean, he was feeling so good today that I thought he's going to ask you for a hooker, you know, that's it. And he's like, denial. So here we are. And res us like, quote unquote, feeling things and already finding a way to turn this around on MJ. Yeah. Like, that's so wrong. Let her be in denial. Like, so what if she was maybe a little disconnected from the reality of the situation? It's that's her dad like if this is how she needs to cope then let her have it and what sick person in the hospital wants their family coming in going Oh my god look at you

Yeah, that's not what people need like God forbid someone acts positive, you know Yeah, it's like when people say you know like when you know like God forbid knock on one someone's like in a terminal situation is don't worry you're gonna beat this thing you're gonna beat this thing You know like why not be positive Residious walks around the whole party. They're like how are you and he's like can you believe it like I cried and like MJ like she's a total denial. It's like whoa Denials not just like a lake in Austin. Okay, it's like Come on bitch. It's like so white to not even cry, you know? I mean, it's like, it's not, it's,

I was trying to formulate some sort of chevron joke and then a motorcycle drove by outside and I got confused. I was like, I don't know if I can formulate this right now. I can't, I can't. So I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't have to make another chevron joke, I can't. So GGC's I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I want to hang out with you, but I can't hang out with you. And love dresses. It's okay. So like, hurry, girl, hurry. I don't like anybody else here. Hurry. And she's like, he's unloading the car. So I'm just going to wait. And she's

saying it's because she's stressed, but you know, that bitch doesn't want to carry anything. Like, I'm not helping. Yeah. I'm here. Gigi, you got to talk to me. I've been telling him about you. I've been by a parrot. Okay. That's where I was the other day, okay? You gotta talk to him. Did you say bit by a parrot? Yes. All his excuses are he was attacked by some benign animal. He's like, Polly, wanna cry? Ow!

Ow! Ow! I can't be friends with you anymore. I will not eat quinoa. I won't. So now it's, yeah, he won. We forgot to mention that. That Gigi was like, do you want it?

My ginger beer or some quinoa? He's like, no, I'm not going to have the quinoa. Yeah, it's like just water. I was like, okay. I'm mad. Just damaged ass. Quinoa is carrying tin. Yeah. So Mike is like, yeah, she's a complete denial And Reza goes yeah, she said today her dad was gonna be there to walk her down the aisle and hold her baby in that order Asa

Okay, that's how we do things repersion by girl version by girl. So then inside everybody's already getting drunk and we just get this tiny little snippet of Adam going, your breath is cousin. Well that means we're cousins by marriage now and the guy goes, oh happy cousin bro and he hugs him and then happens to get this look like, ow while he's eating a chip. Not near the scratches. Oh, my GG scars hurt. My, my invisible GG scars will hurt when Ressa tells me, they're healed, okay? They'll heal when he sets our heal, okay? And so then, out's cousin, out's,

I'm gonna call you cousin out, okay? Yeah. I'm gonna have to tell everyone that a goldfish kiss my neck. So then it's like party times, ballet answers. We see Tara again from newlyweds, aka Gigi's new friend. And then this is also the first time that we meet Gigi's man because as we all saw on the tab, boys, Gigi got married and then divorced all in between the seasons.

So we meet her new man named Shalom, which is funny because Shalom means hello and goodbye. So he really is perfect. He has an arc in his name. It's like he's made to be with GG. Yeah. Except Shalom also means Shalom. Shalom also means beat. So it doesn't quite love it.

And war. It just means everything Means I love it. Their story was like the notebook. She's like well, you know this is how I met him. We live in the same building and then one day I was like hey, and then that's it. We've been hanging out ever since.

It's Ryan Gosling available for the film version of this story because it's fascinating? Yeah, she's like, you know, he pressed three, I pressed four in the elevator and I'm like, whoa, that's crazy. We both like pressing buttons and elevators and been together ever since. To be fair, we've been locked in an elevator, I was just yesterday. It's still. we've been locked in an elevator. I was just yesterday still. So, Rasca gets a drink at them or whatever. And he's like, okay, it's time for the makeup scene. GG, Yala, come here, whatever. So she's like, oh my God. He's like, I think we need to talk. Cause like today,

I was at the hospital and I was like crying. And I'm like, wow, what's really important? Like what's not really important wow What's really important like what's not really important? What's really important is MJ is into dial and we need to all band together to turn against her and her time of me, okay? She like literally thinks the earth is so flat like that's so Persian. What's wrong with MJ? She's like well, I have stuff for you guys and I've been like waiting for this because like me and Reza like, you know, we're like, we weren't good, but like is good, you know, and this he tells us I miss because I miss being okay with Reza. I want to talk shit with him about everybody else, not each other. Yeah. So then she does this thing. She's like, who guys, can you just like sit here for a second? I got gifts for everyone. Okay, so she comes back. You think it's gonna be something like really, like interesting and heartfelt and sentimental.

She's like, so remember when we were in Belize when we like yelled at each other? So there was like a guy on the roadside selling these little people and like you're supposed to put the people under your bed and they protect you. So I got everyone a little person. And she hands out these little weird, like, chojki figurines. It's like, oh, yeah. This is nice. Like I wanted to give them to you that night, but then you know,

I stabbed a tree or whatever. And then she's like, red said last year was horrible and we put each other through hell. And I was like, oh, she said we put each other. This isn't gonna work. And I was like, uh-oh. She said, we put each other. This isn't going to work. Yes. And then she said, I want to apologize for anything I've done to hurt you and your family and your husband, but not specifying. And I was like, this is not going to work for Reza.

But then he was like, I appreciate it. And it means the world. And I don't harbor resentment. And I apologize. And what I did to you. And let's move forward. It's like you know it's sincere when he's doing it in question talk. Yes, it's a question speech.

But you know what though to be fair, the Shahza Sunset, what one thing they're really good at is not drawing out last season's feud into this season. Because some shows they draw out those feuds for fudes and they're not involving him. They're always somebody else. It's always that he's the one that they always have to come groveling back to. He's the one who says, hey, GG, can you sit on this couch right now? And it's like, me?

I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch.

I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. I'm going to sit on this couch. It's always that he he's the one that they always have to come groveling back to he's the one who says Hey, Gigi, can you sit on this couch? You're right now and it's like me it's like he is always in control of the situation Which you have to hand it to him. That's not easy. Yes. I mean those people probably think that mustache craze Remember when those mustaches were everywhere. It's like that was Ressa. Yeah. Oh God that mustache craze I forgot about that remember like that was Ressa. Yeah, oh god, that must have been crazy. I forgot about that. Remember, it's like that was Ressa bow down. Yeah. So that pretty much brings us to the end

of the Shars of Sunserts. All right, well, that was a fun episode. And tomorrow we'll be back with some real house as a Orange County, which is always a delight. So fun. We'll see you tomorrow, everybody. Love ya. Thanks for listening.

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