Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Party Animals

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they all come together and declare that after weeks of destroying each other, they are actually a family. Sure?Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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They call me the opinionated gamer over there. That fits because I'm very opinionated about many things, including the Shazza Sunset, which we're talking about today. Joining me as usual is the one and only Ronnie Caram. What's going on, Ronnie? Wow, BAM! I have a question. Since our last episode, have you been able to meet baby shams?

I like him think about his baby shams. It's like the death sentence not getting to meet baby Baby shams, and you know what are we gonna get a resolution to that today in the shot season for now? I don't know but I'm going to write a very convincing letter that says Dear Tommy I regret the the past but please know that you giving baby chance for me is like killing me with a baby You have murdered me with a baby a baby I've murdered me with a baby, a baby name! Ha had, they had not only to have dinner, they had breakfast. They sure did. They said a lot of pop psychology things over and over that nobody really knew

what they meant, but they just kept saying them at the end of every single scene to prove that they've learned something. They almost caused the forest fire. They sure did. Yeah, they really did everything. They really did. I mean, this episode went everywhere. And spoiler alert, everybody's still hateful and horrible, which thank God, because, you

know, last year did get a little dark for me, but I still need my shots to be my shots, okay? I don't need the GG Lama over there, pretending that she's like the spiritual center of everything. I don't need the whole like, where are we fighting? Well, we should be loving. No, what show are you on? Okay, there's some friends, this is a shot of sunset,

but we get clips from the reunion, and you know, GG's back to being a monster. Yeah, but we get clips from the reunion. And, you know, Gigi is back to being a monster. So I'm glad that that didn't take. Yeah, here's a note for next season. I know that a big thing on shot of sunset is that they love to pull the whole. We may fight, but at the end of the day, we are family.

I know they love bringing it back to a family place But you know, it was like three and a half episodes of like family time in the in the redwoods We really don't need that we get it. We understand their family Let them just like fighting be petty in LA or something like that the whole this whole redwood strip did not really do it for me And it was sort of a bummer because I think the season was actually Excellent and I mean the redwood I mean there were entertaining these episodes, but I felt like I would have liked to have left on a more exciting note than this trip. Yeah, you know, I mean, these people are as much of a family as you are at Applebees. You know, when you're working at like a restaurant, they're like, hey guys, you know what?

Today we are all going to clean these fans perfectly. You know why? Because we're a family. We're a family of apples on a restaurant. They're like, hey guys, you know what? Today we are all gonna clean these fans perfectly. You know why? Because we're a family. We're family of apples on a tree, okay? Families work together. No, we're not. We're fucking people at Applebee's. You don't even like each other, okay?

I'm never gonna see these people again. And that's how this show is because we know that they stop shooting and nobody speaks to each other anymore. Except for the occasional voicemail from Nima going, bro, bro, I totally love vaginas. Yeah. We know that everyone is not writing around together. So, you know, I don't mean the, the, let's hug and pretend the chitchat Jesus spiritual center of anything. We cut the shit. Yeah, I agree. So the episode opens up with everyone piling into a bus because they're going to go on some sort of adventure for today.

And Neema is like, hey, bus driver, I just want to let you know a little bit about our brand. I want to have a little bit of a download session with you. So our whole brand is that we have some motion sickness people here. So if you can go as slow as possible, that really will keep our goals aligned with not vomiting, which is actually not our brand whatsoever. Bro, dude, bro. Love a giant.

Are you sure you want a slow bus ride with London? No. Really? Does anybody think that that's a good idea? Bad. And then GG gets on board. And this is funny because GG tells, GG, first of all,

she seems stoned out of her head. And she's like and she's like, she's like, smokey, the bear says, only you can prevent forest fires and she like points at the driver when she says you, which is again, is funny because later she plans an activity where they have to light little things on fire and then like cast them away and one literally goes flying off. First of all, it almost lights destiny on fire, but like I could have gone one more foot and that entire forest is in flames. Well, listen to grow new fresh destinies. Sometimes you have to burn the old destinies, okay? Sorry. She's like a mancala. Oh, except that's more like you, more you cast away in a river. You get it from mandala, not mancala. Mankala is the game. Mandala is the thing to cast away. It's an'm Mandelker. So look, we're learning so much.

So they get on the bus and they just keep doing this to convince us that this is a great upset. Woo! Okay, we're gonna turn here. Woo! We're turning, we're turning. Okay guys, we got to the river. Woo!

Yes! Guess what, guys? We're gonna go fly fishing. Oh, fly fishing. That's what got Mike in trouble in the first place. Oh, I get it. And Gigi announces that tonight she has another special dinner. It's cannabis infused because we disagree personality, basically.

Marijuana is this girl's personality. So she tells us what cannabis dinner is, I don't care. So then everybody gets there and they will. And there's some ducks, and there's some thing. They don't think, they don't think, they don't think. And there are two fly fishermen. One guy is just like the supporting fly fisherman. He's like the apprentice, and he just looks bored out of his mind. And then the other guy who just like the supporting fly fisherman. He's like the apprentice and he

just looks bored out of his mind. And then the other guy who's leading the fly fishing symposium just looks so annoyed with this entire cast the entire time. He is just like biting his tongue, waiting just to storm off the set. He cannot deal with these people. Yeah. So, and today is an crazy outfit. This usual umbrella is is like if we were going to the Beverly Center in the 90s That is what she would have worn You know what's the best part about the Beverly Center on the outside they have a huge billboard for baby Which reminds me of baby Actually, there is a big board for baby out there at all times it feels like.

Yes. Um, so just about, guys, I just want to make sure people listening to that there was some geographical authenticity in that joke. Thank you so much. Like, well, glad there was really a billboard because he's gone too far. I mean, at some point, like, you can make jokes, but not lies. Um, so the guy who's the main fishing guy is like, okay, guys, here's my question to all of you.

Who's fished before? And they were at someone races or had, and he's like, what, forget all about that because that means nothing. This is fly fishing. This is not conventional fishing. Okay, fishing man. Like, relax to the spot. It's spoof fishing. Spoof fishing. It to the spook it's fishing

So what what the fish came right up to me. I didn't even do anything, okay? I listen listen my problem is that I'm addicted to attention from the fish. Okay. That's what I said Polina I can't happen the fish came up to me So this is so nema is like oh like, oh, okay, fishing guy. Worst than nearest restroom because I have to pee. Oh, and the guy points and it looks like he's just pointing to the woods. And he was like, oh, we have to pee in the woods. That is so manly.

I'm a real country guy. Yeah, I like vagarnos. Look at me. I'm going to go pee over there and think about vagarnos. Okay, guys, be right back. Bane in the woods. And then they show neem up being and he's pe being right next to the bathroom. He didn't even recognize the public restroom, Mr. Restroom. Nothing makes me feel more like a country guy

than whipping it out to pee next to a perfectly civilized normal indoor facility. So then they're they're fishing and they will not be taking any fish London asks because it's going to be catch and release, which is also how Mike found Paulina. And so they GG saying how catch releases a metaphor because they're going to release all their emotions and you know bullshit is all the same bullshit you know. Yeah, yeah, you know, I hope that they understand the metaphor because you know, they catch something, but then they need to let it flow down the river because they caught feelings, but then the feelings, I don't know, just stabs a tree, just stabs a fish in the head. But of course, none of them catch any sort of fish which is its own metaphor of them just like not even being able to Receive their own personal input in their lives

And destiny just does her whole up and I'm a girl which is like her thing So she's like, oh my god, or the fish come and nibble at me. Oh my god. I can't be nibble Official like I don't know what's happening, but you're annoying sounds so then rest is like your Persians look really crazy in the water and I look good But the rest of y'all look out of place Bitch like why the Persians in the water don't stop fishing fishin? Pursons in the water be like so person, you can't do like so wake up! So I mean it's like, when did the fish bite? How's that gonna work?

The rest is like when you get your hook on the mother fucker! It's like remember when I did stand up at the improv and I was like Persians be like fishing like mother fucker and fish be like mother fucker What's up with this like fishing rod? It's like mother fucker, it's a fishing rod like fishing like I'm going to catch release you Which part of release you not understand so get caught bitch! And that seems like Oh my god, everyone's so peaceful!

Like I don't even want to cause a problem right now, but I have so many things I'm holding onto. So then MJ gets like a FaceTime, or maybe she FaceTime's Tommy, so she's on the phone with Tommy, and then Resa of course turns this into a Resa thing. Seeing MJ on the phone with her son, like so many moments I've missed out on, like it never gets easier. Like, I could be FaceTiming with baby Shams right now, but I'm not! I'm FaceTiming with baby trout! He's just standing there in the water watching sadly with his pole.

All pathetic. Pining after that. Sweet baby Shams imagery. Yesining after that. Sweet, sweet. Shams imagery. So funny. So then Shervin's like, wow, uh, Ressa like sushi. Maybe we can get some of this in my resident. Eat it. That would be hilarious. Hey, Ress, I know you like sushi, but this is taking this is taking it too far, Ressa. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So that now people can like value other people's space in this world. Meanwhile, God is like, I have literally never sent a flash flood down a mountain and the people just stand in the middle of it and don't get so to way.

What is happening? Yeah, and Destiny's saying that she's really hesitant to trust Mercedes again. What do you hesitate? You're the one who started everything last year, ma'am. Okay. And blamed Reza and MJ for it. You're still the one who brought that shit on camera

and look at you still being a victim. Has Matt changed? Meanwhile, Nima is trying to forge connection with this pissed off fly fisherman. He's like, I think that we're gonna have to change out of the waiters because it's getting a bit cold. And you know, we're from LA. We're used to pedicures, my man.

You know what I'm saying? I can, I understand what's in your head And I'm communicating with you right now that I tell you I'm a director and I want to be by coastal alright my man Hmm and definitely think she caught something but it's a branch so rest is like let's do the math We're 9 persons and we can't be like zero fish What's the math We can't be like zero fish. What's the math? Nine is a different number than zero. Like let's do the math.

So now they head back to the cabin and Nima gets into some, he says it's a burning man style outfit. I thought it was just like, uh, just a outfit from a different culture personally. I forget what it's called, but... Huneema? Nima? He said it's a shaman outfit. Oh, I thought it was...

I just am blanking on it and so I don't want to just spew out some word that I can't remember right and then I say it wrong and then I'm somehow offensive to the culture. But I'm just like... Nima is probably more offensive to the culture right But I'm just like, it's so mean. Nima is probably more offensive to the culture right now than you could be. I just think it's funny. He's like, it's like, oh yeah, it's like a costume. And I think that's something that people wear every day in a different country.

Um, so Gigi gives everybody gifts and she's like, guys, you have to wear these and you have to trust the process. What is the process? Exactly. Spiritual GG. You know, when you put on a mouse thing over your nose, trust the process, trust the process, it'll heal you.

Yeah, so she wanted to add a personal and sentimental touch, so she researched their spirit animals, but it's only what she thinks her spirit animals are. It's not their actual spirit animals so the Nima's like whoa, um, I got a horse face, bro Yeah, and then Riza's like there's a motherfucking But that's how you know what your spirit animal is whatever comes and tries to attack you in the middle of the night That's your spirit animal because it's projecting it's projecting its rage towards you. It's like, I hate, I hate Resa, I hate Resa.

I am, I am, I am, I am. So clearly, Gigi still hates Resa and MJ because she makes MJ a crow, but I think it's a black swan, you know? Like I think she thinks MJ is jealous or something. And then she makes Resa, I think. Yeah. Yeah, it's, yeah.

And Laila is a rabbit. Mike is a bat. And then Neiman, Shervin, or a horse and a cougar, and London is a deer. And so Reza comes out. So Reza puts on all this makeup, but he doesn't actually put on his mask. And he literally looked like a blue meanie

from Yellow Summarine, like almost identical. I was gonna post a photo of it, but I forgot. And Destiny is a hummingbird also. Oh, is that what she is? She's a hummingbird. Why, how come she gets to have the glitter wings or whatever? She has like lit wings, they're like lit with Christmas lights. Well, I don't know if we're going for scientific accuracy

with this crew here. You know? Of course, Gigi gave herself the bear. Like, everyone else got animals that were, for the most part, are kind of like, have some sort of connotation that's not great, but then she makes herself the bear, like the powerful, you know,

the powerful thing that people also find adorable. Yeah, I like that she made herself a bear and her sister a rabbit. That's just cold. Yeah, it really, it really is. And then it runs those cracking up. He's like, how is he a butterfly? And I'm like, be elsabub.

It's true. It's true. So they also down, they have their cannabis dinner and then GG gives them pieces of paper written on faux parchment to read out loud about their animal. And MJ's is like, the crow. The crow can teach you to live in each moment of the fullest. Likewise, the crow can't help but be outspoken and mischievous.

The crow is terrible. No one should trust the crow. The crow has been trying to get GG all these years. Hmm, something doesn't seem right here. I'm not sure if I'm ready to trust the crow, the crow has been trying to get Gigi all these years. Hmm, something doesn't seem right here. I'm not sure if I'm ready to forgive the crow. I need a moment. I didn't say it's like, yeah, obviously she's trying to get back at me, right? So then,

Shervin is like, the cooger is leadership and the inferiorless. Well, thanks, jeez. the inferiorless. Well, thanks, teacher. Laïna symbolizes the trickster. His approach is to teach through ways that are not straightforward. He may use subterfuge or trickery to reach his goal and teach his message. Now raise your hand if you know what the word subterfuge means. I know this cast is all looking around for this sandwich.

So, suppose I was like, well, that was great actually. That's like perfect for you because that's great because you're hyena. Because he's notorious for being a lion sneaky dog. And that's when he's like, um, whatever I am butterflies are like quick to respond to the man's. Whatever I am butterflies are like quick to respond to demands and like they maybe have emotional instability But it's only because they're trying to run so many businesses of the boss as bitch cool I feel like hummingbirds or butterflies whatever they were I wrote down hummingbird But it could have been butterfly because again

I was in a food very intense food coma last night But whatever that animal is, I feel like deserves an apology. You know, like this poor animal, oh, they represent joy, but they're emotionally unstable. I'm sure this is like a hummingbird that's like, oh, hello, I'm actually very stable. I'm very high, high, like view of myself

and high self-esteem, because I'm like adorable and beautiful and beautiful and people want me around. So excuse me, I'm not unstable. And also, I don't think that that's even a description. Like, I doubt that that's the description of hummingbird. It's got emotional instability. Like, you just added that shit in there. Yeah, she really, like, clearly she, like, added her own lines. She's like, she's emotionally unstable and I hate her outfits. Wait a minute. She's like she's emotionally unstable and I hate her outfits

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polynam was gonna call again or something. But I didn't, she just went to put her nipples inside. So then London's like, okay, well the deer, that symbolizes gentleness, babe. And Atlas, babe defend babes because gentle deer, those mean dofulness, defenseless, babe, babeeless babe babe okay Jesus this is deep babe yeah babe wow as then did you read something about the bear that I didn't even bother to write down because I was still upset that she gave herself like the cool animal and then oh the bear is both

feared and admired for its strength yes exactly yeah so everybody's thinking right now yeah That's exactly. Yeah, so everybody's thinking right now. Yeah, Gigi 2024. So Mike is like, I'm the bat, also known as a spoof bird. Okay, they're highly sociable, have a strong family bond, and while he may take you on a journey that may seem outlandish, he will remain faithful. And Riz is like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You're my brother, if you're a hyena, you act like a hyena does. You bite through the bone, okay? Speaking of which, I do have a bone that needs to be tender to, so... Paulina? Instead of biting through my bone, why don't you just tell me

that you're gonna bite through my bone over a direct message so I can come all over your pretend digital face? And he goes, I feel like I'm being bullied by you, okay? It's like, okay, my... Settle down. Why are you the biggest victim on planet Earth? He's like, oh, oh, I'm the victim. I guess I'm the only one in this group who's not perfect. And dashing us, we're not perfect.

I mean, even me, a hummingbird, I'm emotionally unstable, okay? But it's how we deal with shit. You guys want to keep bullshitting? Why don't we talk about what's really going on? Okay, Polina's how we deal with shit. You guys wanna keep bullshitting? Why don't we talk about what's really going on? Okay, Polina's not here for a reason. Are you freaking nuts? Babe, it's like, it's tiring. Like you're trying to pretend everything is perfect

and it's not. Okay, okay, okay, hold on. Wait for a huge admission, here it comes. Sorry, took it too much to heart. Okay, back to human. Listen, sending those text messages started a problem. Okay, I see that. She's like, it's not just those text messages, okay?

That's a lie. He's like, okay, then I'm completely done. I'm not going to play this game. I thought I turned off probably in a squicket. It's been fun. It's been really fun. Okay. Good night. Good night. What is going on you guys? So Mike goes storms back into the house and MJ follows follows him and he's like this is it this is it This is it and it's definitely just like her mouth is like Like she just keeps on like dropping her jaw at everything

at that point. So then MJ and Micra talking inside and he's like, I can't argue with people who are telling me I'm lying. Like it was supposed to be a fun time, you know? What are you trying to do? It's like, well, you were like throwing stones at Resa first with the whole, oh yeah, that's perfect.

You're a hyena. You're all, yeah, that's perfect, bro. So then MJ is like, well, in the process of trying to protect your intentions, like you're trying to like say your intentions are good, but like you're also like protecting facts. He's like blink, blink. I don't know what you mean.

I was just like, okay, your intentions are that you never want to hurt Paulina, but then the reality is that you shattered and broke her heart. And he's like, yes. And then he starts looking around the room with the exit sign, because apparently, productions like this season's over. So just say something, please.

So he's like, yes. Are you getting this camera? I broke her heart. You know what? Any communication, she doesn't like, okay? But I thrive off that attention. I seek it. Which is a problem, okay?

So like, to me, it's just like, it but I mean which is a problem okay so like to me it's just like it seems fun but Paulina apparently doesn't like it when I message a girl and say I love your rack send me nudes let's meet up tomorrow you know to me I just like the attention yeah you know I'm just saying swallow my imaginary load but Paulina doesn't like that you know she has a problem so then outside outside London and Sherven are talking, and well everybody's talking, and London's like, well, so Mike is obviously driving Pauling to a point and Sherven's like, oh my God,

you know what, he's lit, he's lit a match, but is it raging, sorry, I was big boy. He's a bit of a bad person, but like, is it a raging forest fire, or is it just like a birthday candle? And Layna says, you don't get to start a fire and then decide how much it burns. That's the bunny in me bitch. That's the bunny in me.

Hop hop motherfucker. So MJ says, you know, it's like being in AA and having to fight a temptation that's always around you. And Mike, he's like, I have to fight, otherwise I'll lose Paulina for the rest of my life, you know? And, you know, right now we're taking a break and giving each other space. And since you break up, I guess that means I can now text some women, okay?

So, yeah. We're on a break, which is why I have a remote controlled little bunny up my butthole that somebody in Shanghai is currently buzzing, it's buzzing, it's buzzing, it's buzzing right now. And she's like, so you guys broke up? No, there's no breaking up in me and Polly, not relationship. We don't think that way. It's like, okay, yes, we just need to break from each other. It's not to break up. It's a break from, okay? And that's it.

And then MJ is like, oh my God, this is all we want from my honesty. He admitted he needs attention. I mean, if he could feel really safe around us, then he could explore these honest thoughts with us. Yeah, except, except the moment he shares an honest thought, they all just destroy him, right? So now, uh, Medsley, the spiritual guy that arrives, and she says, the spiritual guy that arrives and she says, pass around a magical paper and put what you want to release over the fire and then you'll see what happens. So I thought it was going to be paper that had some sort of chemical treatment to it so when it lights on fire, sparkles or I thought the right, like a little rainbow

comes out or something. Yeah, I thought there would, there would actually be a physical, like a visual thing that would be like, ooh, ah, like a chemistry experiment or a chemistry kit or whatever, but it's just paper. It's just regular paper. So Gigi writes down resentment, anger, and fear as she wants to release. Even though by the way, she has released resentment, anger, and fear, literally every season she does are releasing ceremony of some sort. And she's released it so many times.

Like girl, at some point you have to realize it's with you. It's not going anywhere. Yeah. Embrace it. Next trip needs to just be embrace it. Yeah. Embrace it. So then she throws up her paper and it flies on the air and then back onto her.

Not to destiny. Oh. Also, who is this mess, Metzly, and how do I get this job of just like showing up and getting money to hand people a piece of paper and telling them to write something on it? Truly the biggest craft. Are people who do spiritual advising things for Bravo TV,

right? They just like find someone like, do you know spiritualism? Sure, I can say I do. Yeah. So Destiny's like, Oh my God, I'm going to burn the hell out of this to get through this hardcore level. I mean, like, stop people from like coming in because it's like, it's, I have this like exterior that's like so bad ass and it's like,

that's why people don't want to come in. No, no. Be less annoying, okay? Why can't people just be honest with themselves and be like, I want to be less annoying so people stop running away. Yeah, for some reason it just takes me back to when they all went and saw Grunnan's swarming

on Venice Beach. I don't know why, but when Destiny just gets emotional, I just think of fish riding about in Venice. Do you remember that when they went and saw those Grunions? Yes, when Gigi was taking everybody to see Grunions so she would get pregnant. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, but then Destiny confronted her about something, and then it turned into a big fight. Yes, I just think of like, when Destiny talks about wanting

to burn away a layer and everything, I'm just like, listen, if the Grinians didn't fix you, this is not worth it. Yeah, if you want to burn away a layer, start with that Pearl necklace top. So then London's like, okay, babes, all right, I got a couple things. So just hold on. I would like to invite fuellessness and eternal positivity, bab.

And I would like to release babe, expectations babe of perfection babe from people around me. But one thing I don't want to babe burn is tablecloths because we all know this excess thing you can do is sit at a tablecloth and have someone touch the top of your knee under the tablecloth and just say, bab babe, what do you want for lunch? Babe. London is one of those people who insists on taking everybody's time to say something, but she has like nothing to say at all ever.

Like was any of what she said even real? She's like, you know, expectations, positivity, spirit, you know, self hugs, self care, um, the end. Thanks. Wow. Well done. Learned a lot. Yeah. I did. Thanks. Um, Leila wants to get rid of fear and anxiety. By the way, no one, global pandemic, no one thought like, uh, I'd like to get rid of coronavirus.

It gets something like throw a bone at the rest of the world. Please come on now. Um, and, uh, MJ wants to do away with pain and replace it with family and friends. And Mike says, I want to let go of the idea that everything is perfect. Oh, Polina in the fire. And Gigi, who's the most peaceful, is like falling asleep because she's so bored with her own game. She can't even, she can't even feign interest in other people even when she sets them up to talk about themselves She's like oh my god, you're exhausting

So then Reza decides to change the rules. You're supposed to be burning what you want the most But instead he says I only wrote down things I want to attract in my life And I feel guilty because I wrote down baby shams his name on this but nevertheless baby shams started to burn you alive baby shams. Mimo's was funny too because he's like oh guys I'm a grudge holder. You are not a grudge holder. All you do on this show is walking around asking people to please start talking to you again. Yeah it's true. So I want to get rid of weirdness between me and Golnasa.

And also here's a bunch of blank paper because Resa forgot to write down what he actually wants to release. So I'm just going to pull them in here and I'll just see the stuff we didn't think about yet. Like coronavirus. I'm just going to burn all these so London doesn't have a chance to get them and write some more shit down. Just to burn these so we never have to do this exercise again.

Great, thanks. Oh, so they're packing one of the more. I thought this was, yeah, I thought this was the end. Okay, so this episode, it ends 30 times. So everybody's just had like the end of their story of I'm, and then it keeps going. So now it's the morning and, um, rest of the second gettree.

Shem! I don't know what baby shams look like, So now it's the morning and Resas hacking a tree I don't know what baby shams look like so I have to assume he's this redwood tree. Are you my baby shams? Sure, it's cooking because he's like the best friend everybody needs to invite everywhere He's cooking he's driving. He's cleaning. I love this guy. He's like the only rich. Yeah. And he's like, he's, he's mostly built, you know? And so they're making like, well, you know, I mean, I'm, look, Shervin's, Shervin's cute. And you know, a few seasons ago, he was like really jacked, but you know, these, you know, that happened to all of us during the pandemic, you know? So he, but he's making like a stake and they're all

just like having a big breakfast and everything. And just like people are cleaning up and they're talking about Mike. So MJ and Res are talking about MJ is telling Res about the conversation that she had with Mike privately. And he's like, he looked defeated and deflated. It was hilarious. Yeah, like he was lying. That's why because he said that he and Paulina are on a break. And I said you're broken up and he goes, Oh, break. So then he tells us, not only does it not bring me pleasure to see bumps on the road with Mike? But this is what I predicted. He forgot he was trying to be positive in that sense. Yeah, I was like, you know, the one thing I predicted with my truth,

I predicted two things with Mike. Bumps on the road and bumps on the duel. Sorry. Can you forgive cheating or can you forgive a man really disrespecting you, but can you can you forgive both things? Okay settle down, Carrie Bradshaw, okay. I know, yeah, he's sitting with this little map from the 90s. Can you forgive a man or does the man forgive you for disrespecting you and not meeting baby shams?

So she's like, yeah, you know, I don't think so. Like your love and romance cannot recover, but she's emotionally tapping out a little day by day by day. So they finish packing, go downstairs to have some breakfast and servants cooking and basically they're just cooking and making a rest of comes down. By the way, serving has done everything, right? So rest of comes down at the last minute and curious like a tray of croissants outside and then everyone's like,

wow, Resa, what an amazing spread. Well, Resa, the presentation is off the hook, bro man, ham ham. And then Resa, of course, says this thing, food is a really big part of our culture. As opposed, again, as opposed to those cultures that just don't really enjoy food. So, um, this is the last supper and this is like the last taste of our mouth before we leave on this trip. So they go eat and Mike's like, um, look, I just want to say, well, first result, yeah, he does the great. I'm grateful for everyone. I've gained so much. And Mike's like, yeah, well, also, I'm appreciative too,

because you allowed me to have a breakthrough. I've had a breakthrough. And they all just suck it in, I'm like, mm-hmm. Sure. Sure. He's like, MJ was like, my MJ's like, well, I want everyone to leave this weekend saying that they took their friendships to the higher level.

And he goes, well, let me start by apologizing, okay? Because last night, I couldn't even articulate a sentence okay and I thought if I don't share I don't get hurt look at me I am vulnerable I am just a scared little boy afraid of being hurt by perhaps ahaina that's all I am sweet sweet little boy who likes to DM sluts on Instagram did Did you hear that? Mike was vulnerable. And they're like, yeah, because he feels judged and Mike's like, yes, you know, I was trying to keep up.

So I went into my shell like a turtle. And you I thought they can't hurt me because I have a shell, which is hard like my dick inside the shell. And then my dick started knocking on the shell. And then people kept coming and saying, Mike, are you knocking? Do you want me to come in? And I would say, no, stop it. It's my dick. But I need to stop fooling myself and knocking on my own shell because after you splooge on a shell It just drips on your face and that's not fun for everybody. I've grown

Have you ever seen a bat in a turtle shell? It is scary. So He's like my biggest fear is that me and Paulina won't work out our issues and I'll be alone without Paulina. And so I am very afraid. And MJ says, well, what can you do? And what are you doing to save that? And Resa goes, Mars, when we were in the room, you looked at me and said, there on a break. I'm like, of course, Resa is going like, announced that to the table. Yes, Resa, he's changed so much, immediately.

Tries to throw MJ into the past, right? So then Mike's like, no, you know, just, I just have to say, while we're here, and Destiny has to sit right in between Mike and MJ while he's doing this whole speech. And she's just like looking up at the sky chewing and he's like, listen, social media has been a problem. And that's why I took a break from it.

And they're like, uh, bloop. Mike, like your post. Like, wait a second. I'm sorry, my dick did that. My dick did that. That was a spoof text. No, social media has been a big problem, which is why I took a break from my main account

and sorted the fake one. And now it's much better. No more problems. Mike should head. Mike should have head. So Neem has says, Mike likes the same thing I like, which is attention. It's not your scene, but OK.

See, that's the biggest problem. I allow the attention that I'm seeking to get the best of me and act on it because I have attention addiction, you know? And why don't you just invite some friends over when your boyfriend is gone in Chircaf over a game made out of wooden blocks? I've tried that, it doesn't work. Spide, I don't understand, Jenga, you may remember from last season, I don't understand the rules.

Well, you know, here's the thing, I get off thinking, wow, I'm still hot, I can still pull off some ass. And Gigi's like, first of all, I love that this is different than literally anybody else in the world. Right? Yes. Kind of everybody loves attention. And everybody, I mean, it's kind of a typical thing.

I guess it's good that he's basically admitting that Gigi was right the whole time, right? And he's insisting he's not a sex addict. He's just an attention addict, which is very different. And it's an illness. And he was like, me too, you know, like you have no control over the drug, you know, my therapist said it's an addiction. Yeah. all the, all the people who are just crawling into name as the ends. So yeah, Gigi says, well, Mike, if you care about her, let her go. You're aware of your issue. And in the meantime, stop hurting another human being and her children.

You got to break, you got to break it. You got to fix it. Like, you, there are two kids and another human involved. She's basically like, this is all fine, but like, you can't drag other people through it, right? And, um, and, as I said, do you think you pushed it past the point of no return? No, because she's fucking Paulina. And he's like, no, before we left, I had a conversation and she says, oh, you're at it again. But you know what?

It was just talking, But I shouldn't have responded because she told me she didn't like that. So, yeah, still not his fault. And so Paulina's fault for being crazy, right? Yeah, she didn't like it. She didn't like it. So they're like, right. So, Mike is like, I take it too far and I have to do something. Like, maybe I have to go to the like a facility.

He's like, yes, maybe a facility. Maybe, I don't know. Like, I hear there's a place called Cheetahs or Scores, I should probably just go there and really work out my issues. I need to be locked in a room, a room with a with hard walls and a door that I can close and then just put quarters into a machine and then as the machine turns on, TV starts to play and then there's oh my oh, oh, oh, oh, my God. Okay, I came. I came.

What were we talking about? The place I need to go. I need to go someplace where I could be one with nature. I can be someplace like amongst the rhinoceros. But I also want to smell good, so I'll have some experiments. It's sort of like I go to a place with experimental rhinos, you know? That's why I need to go. And then it goes, well, you know, that's why you need to go

And then he goes well, you know there is a sex and love facility because no no no no It's attention addiction. It's none of that. It's none of what you think. It's a therapist lady only therapist kind of therapist here It's attention addiction and lay this like but can you even be monogamous? And he's like oh, I promised you this much You see a different mic from here on out. From the day forward. The liar. The liar. How lucky. I'm lucky that they get to be there for day one of New Mike. Yeah.

New Mike has started right now. He is. So then everyone's like applauding him and everyone's like, so impressed and saying, thank you. And MJ is like, you know, you know, I'm hearing him screaming, I don't know what, I have a typo here, I can't even read my notes, but she says, I wanna say that I'm impressed and thank you because here's what happened.

I've been drowning and you just gave me oxygen. Yeah, what? She's like, I'm so not gonna cry, but I've never felt more connected and blessed and grateful for my badass crew than right now. Like we fuck up, but we rebound when we gather around and like we pick up a wounded soldier. Okay, we gather around the wounded soldier and we pick ourselves up. I'm like, no, you gather around the wounded soldier. You wound the soldier. You wound the soldier. I then you bury him alive. And

then he's like, I'm actually not that wounded. So then you wound him some more. And they're like, oh, he's not dead yet. Let's make sure this grave is really, really good. And then you guys asked the soldier to apologize to you. And I'm not talking about Mike specifically. I'm talking about just the way this show rolls. Yeah.

So then Reza starts on with his, I'm only as good as I am because of you all. And I only have a negative hyena wisdom because I'm old ass. My old ass is down the hyena road further bit. You know what? I love you guys. And thank you Mike. I love you. Okay. All right. Now it's time to leave.

And I want to, Hey, by the way, GG. Did that ghost fuck you or not? So then we get shots of them packing because again, it seems like it just ended. That's great season. But it did not end. It just keeps going. So Neema's Neema's telling Shervin as a pack because bro dude, I don't leave anywhere bro without three things a steamer but wipes and poopery The poopery corporation is like thank you. We're gonna close now. So Resa is writing a letter and He's like hey, Mares so I wrote car to Tommyami and I'm afraid as to opinion because if it's like,

not the thing I should be saying, then like, I'm like, way off the mark and I just want to meet maybe Shams. Here is my letter. And his deep meaningful letter is written on Hotel stationary basically. It's like the little cards they leave in your room. The other side probably says like, chain sheets or don't chain sheets, you know. Yeah. So he's like, keep it tommy. I regret everything. Keeping your son from me now is a death sentence.

I need you now like you need me then And sing a day It gives me one and it gives me time And I guess I guess I'm just a lyric to something and I didn't have time to look at it And if you go to the right Please don't leave Don't you want me baby, shams? Don't you want me, oh! Baby, baby, save! There you go, love go!

When I say baby, shams is name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there And there is specifically the place where baby shams is at So he's basically says I wish we could go back in time. I would have done things differently, but I'm not convinced we have to live in time. I would have done things differently, but I'm not convinced we have to live in Berkendoy forever. And so MJ and Ressa both cry all over each other. And then Gigi's like, well, don't forget to do when he said, I wish we could go back in time. The show was happy to do a quick flashback of you had 10 abortions, abortions, abortions. I was always gonna throw that right in there.

Yeah. So then Gigi's like, wow, I did everything I came to do on this trip. We're come by now. So now we get more ending speeches. Where Gigi's like, thankfully I'm the come by ya, peacemaker and the group. And I've done what I came here to do

And I just wrote oh god fucking end already just And we get the usual things like family fights can be uglier times and these people are not just my friends They're my family One two three Hello Family one two three. Hello. Hello. This is, I had a dream, Lily Golichu was in my dream last night.

So, Shawas has like gotten into my subconscious. I just, I just remembered it right now. You know when you just like say something and you remember your dream, literally, Lily Golichu is in my dream. So, like, it is time for this show to wrap up because I cannot have it lurking in my dream space. Yeah. So then we get the Resus Speed.

We are only working progress. We all want better and try for better, but better doesn't always come out. Sometimes you open the better and you say, I can't believe it's not better. For example, look, here are me and Adam looking at plants from two months ago, because Adam's beard was shaggy then remember And then we see GG and Elijah in their like in the house We're all just breaking on our goals and then we see Nima He's like on a plane because well, this is the bite. This is what the buy, this is what the buy coastal life looks like, LA to New York, New York to LA, new brand. Bro, for joining.

Time you little dog, that I put under my seat, God, I love a joiners. And so rest is like, here we are, working on our insecurities, and then I got to Destiny, which I thought was really funny. So look at me, with my lover,

look at Nima with his new career, look at Destiny, calling her mother. Hi mom, I'm working on the Aloe collection, I'm really happy. Oh, I'm so proud of you, my little unstable hummingbird. None of us is perfect, but if you stand in truth, your friends will love you anyway. None of this is true. So then we see Mike walking down the street and he's, Mike is his ending. He's like, this is not how I expected my life to turn out.

I didn't expect to be divorced and then meet someone with children who I'm good enough to take care of like there were my own except for the times I'm fucking strangers in my apartment in Hollywood. But I think the universe wants me to be here mostly because I got into an uber and it brought me here and I said thanks universe but you know I want what I have with my family. You know a bunch of people who sit around and look at me like I'm an idiot and don't trust me to build things. Now let me lock on this door. Oh it's Polina and she's looking at me and I'm going inside and who knows what will

happen. And so ends my spoof ending for the show because the show keeps going. So that was God and Paulina. So he opens the door and Paulina is just giving him her duck face and then she just nods and lets him in. You were such a doormat. You were such a doormat. Then we go to MJ's house and Tommy's kissing Shams the bed and so then Tommy and MJ are sitting outside and

She is hope MJ is hoping that the letter is gonna just start the healing process for him Just like and that he won't really be able to start healing until you know like there's resolution between him and Reza So MJ is like I'm going to give you something that I would like you to be open to reading. It's in a book and this is from uh oh you're tearing it up already. Okay, great. Thanks. Yeah, he just rips it out. He's like, it's not going to be something he tells me if this is over. Yeah, the Apple time did you would say the right thing. I mean, I don't need that now. I'm good. I'm good. And she's like, wow, there was a moment in time where we needed Reson. He wasn't there, but I'd like to think that in the future, that will just be a blip.

You know, I'd like to think that our 30 years together was more important than just that blip. Yeah. And she says, do you think that reading this means that you have to forgive him? You know what? The idea that this nonsense letter makes me mad. Like this is like, I'll get to a time where I could be in the same room with him, okay? But don't have a thing for a second, for a second. It's because suddenly seeing the light. I thought, oh, probably you just had a

bit of it. You know what I mean? Please, please! And that's pretty much that. She cries at the end. She's like the happiest. I know that I'll ever see Reza. Even more than him weighing a buck 60 head to toe and Fendi is holding my baby. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Whenever you drive over a bridge, I just want you to hear the words. Baby shuns! Baby shuns! Oh Lord. Lord. So then, Reza was on, Watcher Happens, Live, and everything goes to shit. Basically, the reunion sounds like he hates MJ again, or at least he sounded like he

did. He has a problem with everybody, and I think Andy wanted him to add. Because he kept going, come on, Andy, you know the answer to that, because you were at the reunion. And he's like, I'm not asking you about the reunion. I'm asking you the very specific question. He's like, but you were there, Andy.

And you know, everybody tried to make it like I wasn't doing anything, but you know, I'm the best friend that there is Andy Andy does not like that when you if you don't answer the question or Especially if you try to kind of a cash in like this thing like oh Andy like we have this special relationship I don't think Andy likes that on TV Yeah, he was over it So that brings us to the end of charge of charm chart

We will be back next week though with the reunion Which is always when the show gets really good. Yeah, although I thought it's been really good all along I mean that very least it's been super fun to recap this season and again if you didn't see it once Shaz is off the schedule in Sundays Real housewives of Salt Lake City is taking over that's's pretty big. The fact they're putting Salt Lake City on Sunday, Sunday is like their prime, that Sunday is their big night.

So that's a real vote of confidence. I mean, of course, because Salt Lake City has gotten so much press. I mean, there was even an article in the New Yorker about it. So I think Salt Lake City is poised to be, you know, there are like a marquee franchise for them. So that's gonna be coming out on Sundays. And the trailer was just dropped this past Friday.

So our bonus episode this week, which we'll be recording shortly, is going to be our usual frame-by-frame breakdown of the Salt Lake City trailer, which looks pretty gosh darn amazing. Like absolutely amazing. So go keep an eye on Patreon for when that bonus drops. That'll be crap is on demand also

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