Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe

Episode Date: May 5, 2020

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey Ronnie, how's it going today? What's up, baby? Oh, not much just you know make my way through the week as one does as one does needs crazy times Oh, not much, just, you know, make my way through the week. As one does, as one does in these crazy times, we are going to be recapping Shaza Sunset today, the big season finale, but before we do that, we wanna do some small business shout outs and just remind you real quickly that we are doing a live recap

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For what I thought was a very strong season. I was really into it. What do you think? What do you think about the season finale? I loved it. No, not really. I thought it was boring. Yeah.

It was kind of a dull episode, but the season overall made me, I was very happy with it. Very, very happy. Yeah, it was a good season. I think it was one of their better seasons for a long time, but yeah, this was a big fizzle, and when people are saying, you know, how did that show? You know, how did it only have 13 episodes? This is why. Yeah, but the good thing is it ended sort of at the right time, right? Did their vacation. They're really, I guess I'm assuming there wasn't much left.

I mean, I kind of wanted to see some more fallout from the whole situation with Reza and Tommy, et cetera. But you know what though, I think it ended at a very nice time. It's like a appropriate. Yeah, I'm glad I ended. I would like a lot of shows like this to end like this, where it's 13 episodes and not 24.

Revas wanting more. Leave us wanting more. I mean, like New York can do 24 episodes because they are just so good every single episode. But you know, for these other, most of the other shows, they only need 13. Well, even in New York, they've had shortened seasons for the past couple.

They have gone on and on. And I think it's much better for them because we miss them and the ladies aren't worn out, you know? Well, I think they had a shortened season last year because it was a scheduling thing, right? I think they had to start later because I think it may have been related to Dennis's death perhaps with Bethany. I don't remember what it was, but they started later than usual and they couldn't extend the season. They couldn't shoot later as a result because they had to start, a later start,

they didn't have a later end. And so they had a condensed, I don't know, something like that, I feel like I read. Not doesn't even matter, but the point is this, comedy is in brevity. So, it's a lesson that I have yet to learn myself, but. But. Well, the point is it's ending.

So we open at Le Grand. Well the point is it's ending. So we open at Lagrange. A table for two. No three, because Venus here. Yeah, so MJ, Tommy and Vita are having lunch with Chams. And they, MJ and Tommy arrive with the baby in a stroller. And Vita's like, because the restaurant is open and because it's sort of windy, this is soft like butter like butter soft like butter and she gives like a blanket to the baby Yeah, and mj is like mom is both of you know

I had to counsel our baby shower because of bed rest so I'd like to have a sippin C and Traditional sauce fashion She's like, you know, I know that sipp and Cs are usually a few ladies in a living room, meaning a baby, but Persians do it their own way. Yeah, with an old-fashioned, old-timey carnival theme at the Houdini mansion. So Venus, like, yeah, where is it going to be? And they say the Houdini mansion. She's like, maybe this is better for Halloween. Maybe, Zipsy. Not baby shower. Maybe, maybe.

So they start talking about Reza. And MJ tells her mom that Reza was genuinely remorseful and is dropping all the charges, because that's what he said he would do and why and everything. And but regardless of that, Tommy doesn't want Reza at the baby shower because there still is a a returning order. Yeah. And Empty is like, yeah, we're going to be friends when these charges are dropped. Yeah.

That's when we're going to be friends. So appropriately enough, we then go over to a place called BiterRoot where Resa and Adam are going to make pottery. I mean, there's no better word to describe, at least Adam, right? BiterRoot. No better phrase, I should say. Bit of roots.

Yeah, so they show up and Adam's like, oh, we've never done this before. I'm like, thanks for the update. Thanks for the pottery update, Adam. Please close, I guess. And they get a ball of clay and rest is like, I like holding balls. Just die. Okay, I'm sick of you. Get the fuck off my screen already. I've had enough of you. I feel like Demi more already. And the instructor is like, yeah, we hear that one a lot for basically 30 years, so thanks.

The beekeeping was amazing and I know you would have loved it Adam. I wish you could have been there because we had to really nice time. And then all of the sudden MJ said something to Paulina, I'm not sure what it is, but it really cements what an asshole MJ is. And I'm not saying that at all right now because I'm still friends with MJ. So you're gonna be the bad guy in this scene too, understand? Seriously, right? Seriously. So Adam's like, it seems like MJ is doing a lot of things

that make a lot of people upset. I'm like She's not done any more than usual like base level MJ things, right? The things that always like she's Obsesting people at the same rate that she has ever since you've known her, okay? So On things that have made people upset. Yeah, at least she has to knock out Jenga Tarris with her dick while your husband was away. Yeah. And Russy goes, yeah, I don't know why. Oh my God, it's because you took a stupid little petty squabble

and now are magnifying it in this pottery studio. Yeah. And so he's like, well, you know, Tommy, having a felony on his record is not cool. Carmically, it is the right thing for us to do to not press criminal charges. Am I right? Look at me biting my lips. Not it all nervous at all for the seed, which I'm about to make you look terrible in. And I haven't just squinted him, you know, and his like sweater gay squint.

Where he's like, oh, really? Well, I guess someone's going to be taking a little bit longer in the bathroom from now on. Like wife squint. Where's he like oh really? Well I guess someone's going to be taking a little bit longer in the bathroom from now on. Like wife squint like oh I'll get you later. He goes you know you know I just I don't really care to go through the felony portion of our issue but I do want to go through the restraining order. You know as someone who once got scratched on the neck when a certain someone came running out of a door and while a certain other person was holding roses very innocently, I know what real trauma is. And I need to have the retraining order up. Yeah, who is now like best friends with, by the way, GG. Yeah. And also, is it their choice to go through with this felony? I don't think that citizen files a felony.

I think that that's a district attorney that files a felony, which they can't do. I think the lawyer explained that they can't do anything about the felony anyway, but that the restraining order would make it look better for the felony getting dropped. Like they don't have any say over the felony. Yeah, I feel like maybe technically they don't have any say, but if they say they're

not willing to, they don't want to pursue charges or whatever, then it's probably like that D.A. probably won't care enough to keep it going. I'm assuming that's what that means. Oh, right. Like the D.A. has already got so much on the docket that, you know, it's like, okay, well, well, I thought that was a restraining order thing. Like if they say, if they would through the restraining order, then it would take away the evidence for the felony charge or whatever, but they don't actually, in other words,

he can't actually just say, well, I'm going to drop all charges because he can't do that at this point because they've already been filed. But what he can't do is drop the restraining order that would make those charges easier to go away. Yeah. I mean, I'm assuming that they can advise the DA's office that they are not interested order that would make those charges easier to go away. Right. Yeah. I mean, I'm assuming that they could advise the DA's office that they are not interested in pressing charges or whatever, and the DA's office will say, okay, it's not a big deal,

because it's pottery. You know, it's like, if it was murder, I think that maybe the DA would care a little bit more, but you know, some terracotta planters and some, you know, some pots from IKEA. They're like, you know, I think we have some other things in our docket that we're going to push for first. Yeah. So he's like, well, is this enough to make Adam look like the villain here? Or are we going to cut the cameras now?

Okay, we're not cutting the cameras. So let's put a clip. So in here where we see Rea thinking and you know, thinking about how he told MJ he was not going to pursue charges. And for the bottom of his heart, he forgives her and there's horror music playing. But then when we come back, it's totally, you just hear the spinning wheel like, just Adam's just sitting there squinting at him. And I'm like, you're a move.

Are you going to take that small wooden block out? Or are you going to let the building stand? And I was just like, I forgive him, Jay, and I forgive Tommy. Did you get that on camera? Because I do. And I want every, I want things to be comfortable for everyone. And Adam's like, well, we are, we're at where we are because of her in this whole Tommy situation. So I'm going to take by the restraining order. I'm like, we're at where we are because you were up to something and you guys have issues in your marriage. And rather than deal with that,

Reza decided to scorch the earth with MJ and yelled out in front of a whole party that she had like 10 abortions, which is why her like she had this one through this shit. And then posted her medical history on Instagram. And so finally her husband snapped. That's actually why we're at this situation. So we get a stare off, a squint stare off, Resubiates his lips and Adam squints at him. And he's like, well, I think I'm done here. And Res is like, well, you know, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. When I'm caught in between two people, I love.

Please stop being mean to me, Twitter. It's hard to deny Adam's squint. That's like his strongest move is his squint. Like, that squint, he, he perfected that squint over years of like squinting at the lady at Whole Foods, when she explains that they don't have lean cuisine. Like, me really? Some of us are trying to lose weight and you're supposed to be called Whole Foods. that they don't have lean cuisine. Like me, really, some of us are trying to lose weight and you're supposed to be called Whole Foods

and you don't have lean cuisine, really? Squint. He definitely has Karen Squint. Yeah, I was like, you know, are you gonna get that for me or am I gonna talk to the manager? Yeah, you know he has like quiet tantrums at stores many times being like, well, it's said that this was $3 off,

but then you just rang me up for the full $6. So I'd like to know what's happening. I was like, oh, well, you know what, that coupon is old. Well, you know, no one actually told me that, but that's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's just, it's just stupid. I don't know why I come here, but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. So Squint face, Squint face. He's like, so I'm glad we both know how to move forward. Squint smile. So then we go to Destiny, thirsty Destiny with her dog Frank Sinatra. She has no what to shoot with. So of course she's in a baby store alone. Yeah. And she's like it's for a sip and see. Yeah, the Swig is her. This is her. This is

shit. My God, you're even extra in a fucking baby. I know. It's for... I know. So Mike calls up, and he's like, he announces that he's not going to be going to the sippin' sea because the things that MJ said in Hawaii really annoyed Paulina. I'm like, well, that's fine, because I mean MJ was being shady, but wasn't it Paulina who spearheaded this whole burn party that you voiced things and then you burn it up and it's done Did we have to sit through that for like the umpteen time on bravo? Wasn't that Paulina's idea and also

Paulina is an asshole. I don't like this Paulina girl But Paulina is she is a first bomb. She is an asshole and MJ did apologize to her They did hashed out and why is it that like when Paulina had a beef with Neema earlier in the season and then they had a lunch and it was squash, it was fine, but with MJ, it's not fine. I feel like Paulina might be one of those girls who is just like really bitchy to other girls. Well, and my, and it's also Mike, you know, like let's not just count Mike in the situation. He I think he's blaming it all on Paulina, but I think she would have gone if he was like, though, you know, we're going to go support MJ.

I think he didn't like being called controlling. Yeah, I think that's probably what I think you're probably right. So, uh, so they're not going to go to this sip and see and listen, hey, I don't want to go to any sip and see ever to be honest. I mean, no, I don't like any, I don't like baby showers, wedding bridal showers, siphoncy's, all that shit I can't stand. But if it's my really good friend and I get invited, I'm gonna go because I know it's important, you know I've put my own shit to the side, but I guess and Mike who has been peddling this whole thing about like We don't have to forgive each other, man. Like we're family. We have to forgive each other

And then this stupid petty little thing and he's not going to the siphon see after a season he was doing so well all season he really was and now he's still Mike he's still Mike never believe in people act like they've changed they're still Mike okay and guess what Mike Reza hasn't changed either so have fun getting fucking dragged across the colds next season because you know it's coming. Yep. Exactly. So then MJ is with her gaze getting ready. And you can tell because you just hear, I love those pants. Yeah. So she's getting into her sip and see outfit, which is basically just boobs. And they're getting already. And then at one point MJ gets get some like spray

on bronzer and she starts like spray tanning herself and then the team is like no no like well be careful be careful. So we go to the party and everybody starts arriving and Nima's just like oh so person look at me guys this is is so Iranian. Okay. This is the most Iranian party ever a DJ and a party This is so I Think it's for the best party. Well, he's like I mean like a DJ at a birthday party and Shervin's like Oh, it's a sympathy dude and he's like well, I'd be the same thing I don't know if he's been to many parties in Los Angeles,

but there are a lot of really douchey parents here who have DJs for like a fetus, okay? Like this is, I think this is like, not so much an Iranian thing as a terrible Beverly Hills thing. Yeah, but that's just what Nima says to everything. It's like, oh my God, we are so person right now. Right guys, some person too, right guys.

Right? So people are showing up and then Mike texts Nima We are so person right now right guys some person too right guys right So people are showing up and then Mike text Neema and he's like bro. I decided not to come okay Destiny will fool you win on why all right, so again. This is the guy who in the earlier this season Was telling destiny. You know what your problem was you know what you should like you shouldn't have told me and then let me tell Reza like you should just tell to yourself. And now he's having Destiny tell, tell MJ why he's not going to be there. That's, that's a mic for you. Just text her, just text MJ, say I'm not coming. Sorry. Yeah. He's like going to all, he's going all out war now for nothing. Truly. So, uh, Stravins, like, Re Reservant here, go, that's about here, like, grow, like, no one's coming. And I'm real glad to, Gigi took this time that we can watch her, you know,

cook stuff with her mom and talk about maybe some more. Yeah, get her chief cleaned. Meanwhile, Resa and Mike go off to the batting cages, which just looks dreadful. Just like, it looked like the saddest, most depressing batting cage. It was in someone's basement. It was, it's actually been improved by COVID-19 at this point. It actually looks better now. The one place that looks better in a pandemic. So Destiny shows up at the party, like totally overcompensating with tons of gifts and balloons.

Yeah. And then she's like, let's do aensating with tons of gifts and balloons. Yeah. And then she's like, um, let's do a scene of me just trying to go upstairs. So hard. Yeah, we watched her for like a solid five minutes, struggle up those stairs. When you see all these other people, like senior citizens or whatever, just like walking up, no problem. Yeah. Um, so then destiny andvin are having a little talk and she's like Mike just feels

so just respected. He's like, look, you know, like we were just talking about that. Like obviously, Reson, GGR here and MJ is talking with them and she's like, yeah, but I mean, there's a restraining order. So Reson couldn't come. And Golness has been slicing me up all season, so I'll just wait for her to get over it. And he's like, what about Mike? He's not here either. And then she's like, what the fuck? Yeah, she's like, where's our 10-year friendship?

And so they explain why Mike isn't coming. And she's like, you know what? You know, when I said that comment, like my guard was down, I thought I was just like, being funny, I was like, well, no, you're being shady. But then, Sherman goes, no, I was there. I was there. I didn't think you meant to like that. I even said it to everyone. Well, I didn't so much say it as I just sort of sat there quietly and just sat there. But either way, I said it.

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Uh, so then the party's going on and Nemo's talking to Mona and he's like, Oh god, I can't wait for you to have kids. I can't have kids because I'm so fucked up from our parents. Yeah, the moment that I decide that I wanna have kids, they'll be a real game-changing moment for me, okay? But right now my brand is really staying in its lane, which is no kids brand, adults only. And Sarah's like, break the cycle, dude. Okay, at least you have a dad. Okay, I lost mind in a freak accident at 14.

He got t-bode by the cops. And then she starts crying and he's like, geez, he's like, whoa, you know, a lot of people chime in and I don't really listen to him, but few people get me to stop. And you know what, this makes me think, holy shit, it's our holy shit. Holy shit.

I think I need to get new veneers. Thank you, thank you for enlightening me on this. Thank you so much. I should get my ear pierced. I'm gonna get a little gold, tiny little piercing. Does that sound Persian enough? That sounds really Persian.

That's like so Persian. So then Tommy, meanwhile, Tommy is wearing a Brian Malarkey hat, You get a little gold tiny little piercing. Yeah. Does that sound personal? That sounds really personal. That's like so personal. So then Tommy, meanwhile Tommy is wearing a Brian Malarkey hat, which is really hard for me to process. So Tommy is like, give me the microphone. Okay. My wife is the most legendary creature. She has a great cis plant.

And every time I look at my son, I fall in love with her 10 times more. And then sometimes when I look at Mr. Met, I fall in love with her 10 times more. And then sometimes when I look at Mr. Met, I fall in love with her 5 times more. And then what happens if you multiply, looking at Mr. Met twice would look at my son once. I love MJ 3 times more. Mmm. If this kid grows up to be hept in me and champs was, we did a job.

Ah! And he keeps as he talks, he just keeps expressing himself so much. He's like banging the little baby carriage thing that shams his What that kid's sleep. I know seriously So then we go over to Gigi's condo Uh, and she's calling over her cats, which just they just look miserable They have just endured so many boring scenes in this in this apartment this year. They're just like, oh god Can we just like sleep in the corner again? Do we have to go like walk around the candy bowls? I don't

want to do this. Um, the mom comes over and she brings her a dragon fruit, which I guess has something to do with your eggs. I don't know. And, uh, cause she likes to make her pregnant with fruits. Yeah. And, um, Gigi talks about how her mom's so special to her and she's going to try to have a baby some more. And the mom cries and they hug each other. And the board cannot believe this is a season finale, making an effort.

Seriously, yeah, it was really nothing there. It was just like the mom saying that my wish is that she will always be a good mother. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And by the way, over the, I think it was over the weekend or at least a few days ago, Gigi did give birth to a baby. So she did. It all worked out. So they yeah, she did. So congrats over there, lady. Congrats. So now we have Mike and Pauline at a restaurant and

they sit down. Mike is looking. He is looking more and more. You know what he's looking like these days? He's reminding me of when I was a child and on the playground. He is looking more and more, you know what he was looking like these days? He's reminding me of when I was a child and on the playground. There were these big inflatable balls that had little handles on them and you would sit on the ball and grab the handles and bounce around the playground on them. He's starting to look like that in a blazer now. Have you noticed that?

No, but now I have it in my head. Do you remember those toys? Remember those? Oh yeah. That's like, I feel like it's like, if you take you remember those toys? Remember those? Oh, yeah. That's like, I feel like it's like, if you take one of those toys, put in a blazer and maybe a gold necklace, it's Mike. And he's so checked out at all times.

Yeah. He's just like, the, like babe, the, babe, the, babe.

So he's telling Paulina that Sarah is having people over to her house for a freedom party. And she just looks at him like completely silent. And she's like, is everyone going? And he's like, what? What'd you say, babe? Is everyone going? Is that what?

I'm concerned with MJ Axe because we didn't go to a recipe and see. So you never know how she's gonna act now. Don't make yourself the victims here of a like you show, like it's stupid, it's stupid. Yeah. So then Paulina goes, at some point you got to take responsibility for your actions. Shut up, Paulina.

You don't even go here. And then like the the the manager comes over with a napkin and say, I'm sorry. We're getting reports that there's a mosquito over this table. Do you guys hearing any sort of noise like that? No, what are you talking about? No. So Mike's parents show up and they order some wine and Mike's like, look, look, you guys thought I was irresponsible with money look what I did I spent $13,000 to get this gold medal you put on a string

We're gonna get dinner plate not even a dinner plate. It's like a charger, you know like a like a That goes on a table, you know, it's like this giant gold It's like you know what is it's like he just released a single and it went gold on some terrible music chart and he put it around his neck He's like I heard radio I want why put this in a safe when I could wear it around my neck proud So they talk about the project and the mom's like how's the project and he's like oh, you know Uh, and he's looking all around like he looks like he's whatever he's saying it's gonna be a project and he's like, oh, you know, and he's looking all around. Like, he looks like he's whatever he's saying, it's going to be a lie because he's looking everywhere but at them.

And he's like, it's going really well. I've talked to a contractor and then he does an impersonation of the contractor and their parents like, oh, you must be doing a great job then. Yeah. He's like, no, everything's going really well. We tore down the building and now there's a banana republic and Nordstroms and the Barnes and Noble and Gisec Factory, Mike, you're talking about the Grove.

No, no, no, I built that. Metal did. So then the mom's like, okay, we'll be proud of you for this one episode, okay? Are we still buying this dinner? He's like, yes, yes you are. And she goes, the mom's like, okay, I'm very proud of Mike. It's a big deal. And Paulina goes, I'm very proud of you. By the way, let's also talk about that weird moment when Sue walked in and saw Paulina and

goes, oh, you have so much 10. And I felt like it was a microaggression. I didn't know what, I didn't know what it was, what, what, what she was getting at. But I felt like it was a microaggression. I didn't know what she was getting at, but I felt like a distinct note of disapproval and I felt like Paulina took it as a distinct note of approval and I really liked that. Paulina is gonna cause trouble in this family. She looks like the type of girl who's gonna go against the mom at every single term.

Oh, 100%. She's gonna be very threatened by Sue, and she's going to try to cut Sue out. Yeah, because she goes, the mom's, Sue's like, I said it would be very difficult. And look at him, he set his mind to it. And then it just shows Paulina staring at her, like, isole, like, you're boring me.

Yeah, I think that Sue probably thinks that Paulina has, like, a bunch of kids and is looking for like, looking to marry someone to like pay for the kids. I think that's what Sue thinks. Yeah, and then Paulina's, you know, only heard Mike, like my parents are never proud no matter what I do. They're just always on me no matter what.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so she's in the position obviously of like, I'm gonna stand up for my man. I'm like, oh. Yeah, my and Mike's, he's like, yeah position obviously of like, I'm gonna stand up for my man. I'm, oh. Yeah, my, Mike's, he's like, yeah, he's like, you know what's taken 41 years, but you know, they finally are proud of me because I tore down a building,

haven't built anything, but I've tore down a building, which you could say is a metaphor for my career in general. And let's see here. So next we go to Nima and Mona lunch with their little stepsister, or their little houseister. Yeah. And their dad's friend. I've never seen her before.

Yeah. As a dad. This poor girl, why did we have to submit her to the Shaza Sunset? She just graduated high school. She has a promising future in UCLA. Why? Why? Keep her away from us. Yeah.

Oh gosh, so poor thing. So she just graduated and Nima gets her a MacBook Air, which is pretty nice. And he's like, I'm glad you like that, because I'm about to ruin your graduation lunch for no reason. Oh god, this reminds me of this hilarious time that happened when you were just a toddler

and we were babysitting you and we were playing Xbox. And you walked right up to that Xbox and you turned the power off and we were like No, and then you started crying because you got so alarmed. It was so funny But the truth was I was about to beat the game and I am honestly I still carry anger from that day and I I'm sick of carrying it, but I'm angry. I can't help it and this is why I will not have kids because of you Sarah You turned off my Xbox game I'm sorry. That's how I feel Yeah, and Mona's like do you think me name it should have kids and the dad's like every dad would love for their child to have children

And he's like no way you fucked it up dad You fucked it up dad. I can't do this. I'm gonna cry And then he runs off to cry and the dad's so sweet to him so sweet the dad so the dad takes him way to talk and he's like hugging and kissing him and he was like dad I'm tired of being angry I really want to like I really want to pivot our brand messaging here from anger to acceptance You know, it's just been like 25 years of small talk my dad That is really person Am I right everyone? That is really Persian.

Oh, I'm the dad's like, I don't want you to suffer. You're my heart. I would give you my heart if I need it. Just please make some room for me. I love you, baby. And the dad's so sweet. And he was like, yeah, I get the problem. Too late, dad. Yeah, I get the past problems, but just as an outsider looking in, Nima looks like such a fucking privilege little brat, you know, it's like your parents Like your parents ran from hell to give you this life like give me a break and you're dad sitting there crying and you're like

Like stopping your feetphidate him. I mean, come on. It's like, you know, we haven't had a sincere moment of closeness in years. It's like, well, maybe your dad is like blinded by your videos right now. Like, maybe just can't actually physically get close to you. It's like neither one of us has made the first move.

It's like a game of chicken. So they go back to the table. And he's like, sorry, you saw that. You know, I forgive you that. Just want you just want you to know that. And I forgive mom too, because I just can't carry this any more. It's off brand. I'm Persian now. Super purse. I'm my new brand is super purge. All right. I cannot spend the next 30 years like the last 35. I just can't do it. Now can I be like my Persian friends and get a black AMX? That would be great. Thanks. By the way, Sarah, you are not off the hook. I'm still angry at you about the

Xbox game. So we'll work on that in five years. Just think about that. Yeah, poor kid. It's like, thanks a lot, guys. This was super fun. Yeah. Nima goes, yeah, maybe we should do this again sometimes. Make it, make it like a regular thing that we all have, you know, dinner and Mona's like, yeah, sounds great. Thanks. Thanks, being carbs and watching my brother cry. I love it. Yeah, super fun. So then, Sarah's getting her makeup done and MJ's getting her toner, spraying her face with toner. Yeah. and Tommy like it's gonna be there

She's like, um, yeah, this is like going back to the scene of the fucking cry of a cat. Yeah with this So yeah, everyone's printing resin atom or printing. There's only 30 minutes. I'm jumping in the shower right now to have Reset by Reset shampoo so They yeah, so now people start showing up at Sara's house. Vita's there. Sam is there. It's just like a who's who of this season. This was confusing. Was this for Fourth of July or something? I think it was. I think it was.

Oh, because people showed up wearing fur coats. I'm very confused. Well, it looked like a fog could come in. You know, because you know in LA, it looked like a fog had come in. You know, because you know in LA, it's beautiful during the day, and then it's sort of cool at night, you know how people are, especially up in the hills. Oh, I guess.

You know, whether. I'm a big person, so July 4th, I'm like, no, never. I won't even leave my house, okay? I sit in front of a little window unit. Just sit there. I can't imagine showing up somewhere in a fur. Yeah, so Sam sees destiny and they haven't seen each other since that terrible date and he's like trying to hit on her again He's like man you're looking chic as fuck. You just came down like superwoman man. Oh

She's so great. He's so gross and she's like um, you know, I haven't seen him since that Devastating disaster of a date, but I can still be nice. So sweet plus I look cute. So I'm going to breath that in his space. Oh, and then Mike comes in with this like crazy blazer. He just like Mike just, he's gone downhill. Something happened between this episode and last episode is like, what happened after Hawaii? It's a Mike.

What is Mike is always downhill. He always looks like he's going to be in a high school version of guys and dolls. You know? No. Oh, god. So then he's showing off his medallion. And Gigi's like, that's who Destiny was with.

Who knows? Who knows? Yeah. Gigi's like, I thought it like, we're all just fighting. I thought it'd be like a James Bond-looking guy. Like, what the fuck? And she's like I thought it like we're all this fighting I thought be like a James Bond looking guy like what the fuck and she's like I'm GG You've seen the guys I've dated So I'm Jay shows up and she's coming down the stairs with Brandon and Craig and she's like do well for everybody and everyone just gives her a dirty

Look from down the pool area. Yeah So Reson Adam are there and he's like, cool, talk about going back to the worst experience of your life, right? I want to get faded. Yeah. So, and then MJ tells Bita not to attack Resa and be like, I'm not attacking anybody.

I'm not attacking anybody. I actually like, takes a knife and hides it behind her back. God and Resa, Resa's like, keep hurry, wait for me. You better keep hurry, wait, like out. You would fucking attack an old lady. Go for it. He would, 100%. Go for it.

So he's like, I am going to get faded. Oh yeah, I'm going to get so faded. Resa is so try hard. Yeah, he really is. I don't know if you saw Tommy on watch what happens live, like a week ago or something like that, but he was he was based like, he's like, Resa, if you know what, if he, he would be doing a three-some with me and you and Andy and Adam, if it meant staying on the show, another season, okay? Okay? Just a, it's just a great moment of calling out Resa's Thursdayness.

So, Emcee is like, can we talk and you hear Vita going, he hasn't said hello to you. Come here, haven't said. She's like, mom, please stop. I'm not doing anything. So then Emcee and Resa go talk on the side and Resa's like, you look so pretty, very, very, very pretty lip-byte, lip-byte, lip-byte. He's like, I'm a friend with your mom basically.

And she's like, well, that's what I want to talk to you about. So, you know, he's like, well, I heard Venom coming from your mother about me. And then we see a little clip of Vena talking about, where has that 15 minutes ago? Yeah, she's like, what Resident was he, and what MJ did was he, was he, she's like saying like, Raza was up here and MJ was down here, she was, but don't let him think we're talking about him,

the minute he walks in as he's like right behind him, like, oh, that's kind of what you're doing though. And she's like, just go say hi and acknowledge her. He's like, okay, let's go, let's go, let's do it right now. He's like, okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's do it right now. He's like, hello, Vita. June, you are looking lovely today. My butt is hungry.

Yes, it is eating my palms. Yes, it is. Yes, I am sweating all over you. Yes, yes, I am. Yes, I am wearing a child's jacket. Yes, yes. Yes, so she just smiles and nods. She was surprisingly restrained.

And by the way, you know, Reza is like all upset because he walked in and Vita was talking shit about. How many times have people walked into parties where Reza has been actively talking shit about people if not already on a microphone and talking shit about them? I mean, come on. Yeah, so then Mike is talking to Nina, Nina, Nima.

And he's like, all I was saying saying is don't talk to my girlfriend like that Okay, and I've yet to get an apology Yes, you did it was around a fucking bonfire dude. Yeah, and your girlfriend got a personal fucking apology by the beach enough Yeah, seriously and Neema's like all I'm gonna say is that as a brand consultant I'm gonna tell you that your brand is actually genuinely wrong for not going to the sippin' seat because it was a chance to sip and see. That's a two for one right there.

Okay, that's a real game changer. So then Reza comes over and he was like, yeah, we were just talking about how like nobody went to the sippin' seat and he's like, we'll ever restraining order. You know, and I'm not gonna find a charges of him because he could catch a felony but as far as the restraining order, Adam feels safer having it. So that's that.

Yeah, and Nima's like, well, does she know that you're not going to flip the restraining order? Because that'd be pretty Persian of order, not no, you know what I'm saying? And Ressa's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and then we cut to commercial and then we come back and he's still going, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, he would say, okay, well Tommy, that was fucked up. And like, Resas respect in my wishes, and you know what, I'm not gonna put my husband in a situation where he has to choose between his best friend and me. So I will drop the charges,

cause I'm be the better person, you know, but Adam's not doing that. Yeah. And Adam was the one who caused, this all started because of Adam too. Yeah, I mean, it's a difficult situation because Tommy did wrong. So it's like, well, they have that right, you know, they totally have that right. It just sucks because I hate Adam and Reset at this point

Yeah, they have the right to do to do the restraining order, but I also think I Also feel like a restraining order generally is like I feel like a restraining order is really meant for people who are like persistent on going threats who will not stop. And I think the restraining order, like I don't think it was, I don't think it was out of line to call for it after that whole thing happened, but now that things have calmed down and everything, it's like now you can start the healing. And then if there's another flare up, I don't think that there's a situation where time is gonna show up with a gun and all that stuff. But, I mean, like you said, with situations where time is gonna shop with a gun and all that stuff.

But, um, I mean, like you said, you never know. I mean, Tommy should have just called and said, sorry, you know, like he has to make some kind of fucking effort. He should have done that. He's not doing anything. He's just expecting everything to go away. And that's not really how it works. You can't scream your way out of something like that, you know, true. He should have made the effort and just called, but yeah, Adam still, Adam and Ressa, sox still. And then Ressa's being like a triple whist because he was just talking to MJ and didn't say anything. Yeah. Like he's now afraid of her because she got him so good at the last party that he's like, well, it's just that this entire season finale go without ever saying anything.

So then Neema and MJ are like inside snacking they go to the kitchen and Nima just casually tells MJ that res has not dropping their shrini order which is kind of like a bomb drop for her. Yeah and she's like oh my god you know he assured me multiple times this whole reconciliation is built on lies. I found it shut off of the lies. So then Destiny comes up and is talking to her just like shimming and shaking and looking around. She's so much. And Ressa comes and MJ just like immediately starts in. She's like, do not do this to me. Okay. And he's like, well, here's what transpired in our household. Okay. So we're a little concerned that, you know, Tommy might be watching a meds game and they may strike

out and they get so angry, like, grab a gun and come to our house and murder us both. It's very scary. Which by the way, he could still do. It's not like a restraining order is a fence outside, you know, like an electrified fence outside your house. He could still do. It's not like a restraining order is a fence outside, you know, like an electrified fence outside your house. He could still come kill you, my God. And if you're so worried about him being that angry, I mean, well, that's why I say it's more for persistent threats, right? Because if if someone's like following you or stalking you, this way you then have a ground, like really put them into jail. But if someone's gonna come and just like destroy your planters or do or God forbid something worse

or a shriening order is not, it's not like a force field. Yeah, it just sucks because I hate being on resin at the side, but yeah, you, you know, fucking Tommy. So MJ is like, well, you know, you're afraid of the future him reaching out is what you're saying. And he's like, yes. And she's like, listen, if there's gonna be a future, don't do this, you know, like give me some credit for being

your friend for 30 years, you know, and she goes, that's why I apologize. However, I will burn this fucking house down to the ground. If you don't lift everything right now. And he's like, sorry. Yep. Because I'm so sorry. So, uh, says she's like, I can't, I can't do this. And then Res of course does. I have to pick between two people I love. And I'm still married. So, being the good husband that I am, and that is on record that I'm the good husband here, I pick my husband Adam. Good. So, she's like, uh, she's on the balcony, which is never a safe place for this cast and she's like yeah people are f*****

And then Mike just gives her an angry dad look like do not make me come up there and demolish a property for a lot of money that I didn't earn on my own Don't make me do it MJ Yeah, he goes this group is not a bunch of fair-weather friends, okay? But it's gone too far. How did we get to this place? I'm like you're the one who didn't even go to Sip and C, but you didn't like a comment that you heard about, okay? So, come on, talk about this group is not a group of fair with her friends.

You were calling Asa's baby MJ was of all people. Asa's baby, a bastard two seasons ago. He shoved her out of the group. Yeah, this is this cast, my God. It's like you guys, you're supposed to all be together fighting. That's what the show is Okay, no one wants to see Gigi sitting at home eating pineapple with her mother Okay, and Gigi's like well some people will find a happier ending but certain relationships are completely done Well, congratulations like you're not entertaining enough on your own

So you guys are fucking yourselves over from having another season. So I see it. Like you're not gonna shoot together. You're gonna go to the point where you're not gonna even do a season finale. You're all gonna be too lazy or too like, you know, torn or ganged up against one person that you're not even gonna give a decent season finale.

Why would they renew you? You're already on a 13 episode season. Well, because Resa probably thought it was going to probably spur interest in the reunion, which of course, I'm not sure if we're having a reunion with them. Maybe we'll be getting one of the Zoom reunions. I'm scared about these Bravo Zoom reunions because I saw a clip of the Beverly Hills one and it looked bonkers. I was like, I don't know if I can take this. I'm sorry Atlanta. Yeah, I think it looks so good. I cannot wait for that reunion. I think it looks amazing. No, it looks kind of crazy to me, but we'll see. We'll see anyway, just like basically slamming your laptop. They're like all in ball gowns sitting on couches and like screaming at the camera and it just it looks I don't look crazy but anyway we will we'll cross that bridge when

we get to it and for now that was it for Shah as a sunset so thanks everyone for listening tomorrow we'll be back with Vanderpump. And then of course later this week, we have Summer House and Real Housewives of New York. So, you got really hills. And Bradley Hills, I'm good. Of course, hello. So far, enjoying the season, how about that? Also, this week, we did Tiger King

for last month of bonus episodes, but this week, we are back to fresh bonus episodes being put up. We're gonna watch Camp Get Away for a bonus this week. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared to see what that's gonna be like. Yeah, I kind of am too. But here we are everybody.

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