Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really really REALLY grown up!), and Adam might be hosting naked Jenga behind Reza's back. What messiness is in store for us? We can only imagine. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, sometimes I do love Monday This is what you do. Because this is a really... Well, yeah, sometimes I do love Monday. Because Monday is a really busy one, and so I just get to do this all day, and this is really fun. Okay, well, it's a random laugh about things. So, what a great spin on.

I don't have so many endless hours to fail on real life. I know, I'm amazed. I don't know, like being busy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this has been a very fun Monday for me because I heard can't touch this on the radio. Who would have thought? But also, uh, Eminem comes back for the Oscars and now just everybody's going crazy. I'm like, let's just, let's just shoot Eminem out the floor. Why not? Yeah.

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DC and in Boston, Boston's at the Wilbur, which is iconic. So we still have tickets available for those. So go to watchcraftpins.com for those. It'll be so fun. And today, talk about iconic, Ronnie. We have Shaws of Sunset back after like a year-long break. The Shaws are back. I saw snake. I saw it doesn't really work into the word iconic. after like a year-long break, the Shaws are back. Like Shawsnik.

Shaws doesn't really work into the word iconic. I like Shawsnik. I like Shawsnik. I like Shawsnik. I Shawsnik. I can make Shaws. Un-un-un-shaws getable. Oh, yeah, it doesn't really work with that. But it's this back.

Listen, Shaws is, Shaws is one of those says it features just some of the worst people on television, okay? Well, at least a couple of them. I mean, Reza. Wow. Wow. Reza is back in full force. And it looks like we're gonna try and flip the script a little bit this year and actually try to ruin Reza's life because usually it's Reza who's coming on and trying to ruin everybody else's life. So it looks like they're coming at him on the offense this year. And I doubt it's going to work because I don't believe it. I believe it.

I have a running caram conspiracy theory. Oh, good. I love it. I think he's in on all this. And I think that he is. He wants to look like the victim because he's sick and tired of people always saying that Reza fucks over his friends Because that's what everyone says all the time everyone knows it

So I think he wants to be the one to look like the victim instead of because Adam every season Adam is like the battered wife Right, and I think this season he wants to be the battered wife Oh not to say that callously, but that he that that Resa wants to be the one that's like no, it's not just me I'm the one who who has a hard time in this marriage. I believe that something is a something is fishy to me. Very, very fishy. Yeah, because now look, the reunion was this show all happened a long time ago, right? Doesn't it feel like it's been forever?

Yeah, it's been like almost a year and a half. Yeah. So it's been a long time since this show's been on. So some things are going to be fuzzy in my head. Sorry, everybody, but that's just how my brain is. Okay, I'm old. But didn't, did they say they were in an open relationship at that reunion? Or did they say they were not in an open?

Because I remember they asked them. Andy asked them. I honestly don't remember. I really don't. I think the rest of, I think the rest of the world kind of knows that they're in an open, like it didn't sound shocking to me, you know? So I think it's just an open relationship.

And Adam was doing, you know, something fun while Retsu was out of town. And it's really not that big of a deal. But then this other thirsty queen is going to come on and try and, you know, try and get a housewife spot. Yeah, exactly. But that being said, last season of Shaws, I did not love. I felt like it sort of didn't have a core. It was just, to me, it was going through the motions and I really struggled. But this episode, I thought was super funny and fun. I was like, is Shaws

back? Because I used to love Shaw's a sunset. So I'm hoping that I'm cautiously optimistic that we are going to be having a Shaw's revival much as we've seen on Atlanta and New Jersey and somewhere else, I don't know where, but you guys can figure it out. So here we are back again. This episode is titled,

Naked Jenga and afraid. I see what they did there. Very clever. So we start off with MJ being asked by a producer, what is it that holds you guys together? And she's like dysfunctional love, dude. And then we get clips of MJ and Reza's amazing relationship trying to ruin lives together. They didn't cut in that scene where Reza was trying to ruin MJ's life because that was a big one. Remember, that was season three or something. I think it was season two or three. Yeah, I think it was season three when he came up with awesome and Lily Goligi. Yes. And then then

invite MJ to that party. And then it then was like everyone that I love is here And there's no one here that that there's no one who's not here who I love or something like that He basically yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, Ronnie. Yes So they left that out, but then we get them, you know, just having the most having the most fun relationship with like Lucy and a lot of things like me and you were not just friends we're family with family to family at the end of the day we may fight we may fight like a motherfucker but you know what family it's like that that weird sort of like band-aid that they say to each other to tell themselves that everything's

okay yeah it's always foolishition. Like totally crumbling. Yeah, like we're not family, we work in an Applebee's together. You know what I mean? Cause that's what people say when you're waiting tables. It's like guys, I know that we had some rough times last night, it's a rough night, but you know what, we're family.

And we're gonna get through this night together. It's like no, we're not a family. The chef threw a pan at my head, okay? Like he's thrown knives at me before. So no, we're not a family. You're just some dicks. You pay me $2 an hour plus 10 things. Yeah. It's basically like going into Olive Garden and believing that their slogan is true. When you're here, your family, oh my God, I had no idea. I had all these family members. Wow. This is great. What a great, what a great thing to learn on this Thursday. I thought

I was just getting dinner, but it turns out I actually have a whole family. I didn't know that. If you had said to me, Ranza, you wouldn't be enemies with MJ. Her husband would have had to let your property. I would have bet you 10 grand. That was not true. Time to double that money. double that money. Yeah, and then we see that's like in our cut with footage of Reza on Instagram live saying, MJ, you are style, you are style. And then we see like ring camera footage of Tommy throwing pots around the backyard, which to me sort of funny, but then seeing in this episode, how hard they had to work to make their crap grass look semi presentable, I get it, I get why they're so devastated.

Yeah, he better not have messed up those butterfly cocoon things or the butterfly eggs because that was like the best part of the episode. Yes. It was butterfly genocide. Yeah. So it's like four weeks earlier, don't, don't, don't, Adam with a weed whacker. So we were now Adam and Raza are now in their new house. And it basically looks exactly like you would think Wow, it is like

pattern even though Unpatterns. Yeah, it's um, it's a lot of gold and a lot of Miss sized things kind of squeezed together It's aggressive. It's like, it's the equivalent of reading a paragraph and every word is in a different font. And you're like, it feels like a ransom letter, but it's not even as interesting as that.

And it's trying to be like open concept, but it's like a clogged artery, basically. It's just a mess. Like there's too much, the furniture's too big, nothing fits in there. Everything's just like a hard attack, it's hard attack design clogged order. It is just great. I just wrote down hideous open concept. There's also this weird red sideboard or

credenza in the dining room that has these circles on it and it looks like there are three washing machines lined up in the in the dining room. It just really bothered me. Also, we've bothered me was that Adam was weed whacking his lawn. Get him over. You don't use a weed whacking. You've got math. So those are like literally for weed stupid. That's why it's called a weed whacker. Yeah, it's not for like trimming your lawn. It's for like finding those random ass weeds in the corner. Like, that was really bothering me.

Why is it taking so long? Why is it taking so long? Literally, you don't even have to get like a full-fledged lawn mower. Just get one of those things, like two wheels with like the blades and just push it, push it around, like an analog lawn mower. Shit, at this point, put a Roomba out there. It'd be doing better than what you're doing.

Yeah, doing what you're doing with that weed lacquer? So then Reza comes outside to quote unquote, help. And he's wearing short shorts because he's lost, you know, five pounds. And that's his thing on Twitter or Instagram. hashtag a bitch lost 50 pounds. hashtag a bitch can't complain. No, no, no, no. Always complain, by the way. How's TakenBits can't complain? Always complain, by the way. In fact, losing weight is when you complain the most.

Yeah, well, that's what I do it. That's for sure. I'm starving. Does anyone remember when I was on keto? Remember how bitchy I was then? I guess we're bitchy. Yeah, I was bitchy. Maybe I, you know, you're very kind, Ronnie, but when we all know that's a lie. You see, look at Ben Edie again just lying now, just constantly openly.

When I eat, I lie. When I do keto, I just I complain. Yeah. So Reza is, you know, all about his 50 pounds of stuff, which, you know, good for you. Yeah. Um, so Adam's like, you need more clothes, honey. Like you can't wear that. So then Adam's like, here's how you do this. I'm like, it's a weed whacker. So it's like the blind leading the blind. Right. So then they start bickering. I'm sorry. And I also, like, I understand a lawn lawn. There's a science to making a good lawn, okay? Lawns don't just happen, but it's also just very strange to me. This is gonna be super judgy.

I'm just giving you a warning. This has been being as judgy as possible, but I can't help it, because I'm watching it, and that's what this podcast is about. You watch this shit on TV, and you're seeing on the couch, and it's about the thoughts I got through your head. Who are you apologizing to? I'm doing a wild death.

The fuck do you think these people are listening to? I'll be quiet. Because sometimes I get self-conscious. I'm like, I'm gonna get you. Come on down. I'll silly. What are you apologizing for? That's what you're here for.

I just feel like that patchy ass lawn, it was like dirt and like a few cragly grass and strange flat leaves, it's just like a shitty lawn. We've all seen them, it's happened to all of us by the way. It's a shitty ass lawn. And I'm like, don't show me your Hermes throw on your bed and then have that shitty ass lawn, okay? Like you're rich.

Higher a landscape are coming for an afternoon and put in the grass and then be done with it. And like, and this is not. I like when people do that. They're like, you know what, guess what, zeroscape. Yeah, yeah, zeroscape, zeroscape, seriously. And this is not me being Jennifer Aiden being like, you're stingy, you know,

because that's different than saying like, just can you take care of your shit? Like, dingy means it has a whole other level of connotation. So I'm not Jennifer Aiden, but I do think, dude, get, get that you can buy those tracks of grass, right? Hello, well, you're apologizing for saying somebody should hire a landscape. No, because I really don't want to be Jennifer Aiden. That's why I don't want to be Jennifer Aiden. That's why I don't want to be Jennifer Aiden. I want to say, listen, you're on TV. Fucking put in the grass.

But I'm not going to say he's stingy because that's more of a value judgment. For me, it's more like we have to watch you so we don't want to watch bad grass. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. That was my judgey moment.

Love it. I was here for it. Um, so... I couldn't tell if you were just like, oh, your's been talking self into a hole or if you were being a truly... Well, I was waiting for a hole, but there was no hole. It was just like, they really need a landscaper. The lawn is an actual hole.

You would never make it in my family, basically. That's just how we talk. Oh my god, your house is disgusting. Get it together. Long story short, get a landscaper who at least understands the concept of a lawn mower. Oh, so they start bickering about weed whacking, basically, because they're adamant reza. And so reza is telling us,

we're doing so much better now. We are doing so much better. If you asked me, things could not be better. Which I think really does lend evidence to your theory that he's, he's acting, he's just saying that shit to us. But meanwhile, he's like totally being addicted to Adam behind the scenes. Yeah, I'm sure things could never be better. I know one one way that things could be better that you had that $500,000 back to invest it in a shampoo we've never seen.

Yeah, and you know what else would make things look better? Jogging pants, please. Sir, congratulations on your weight loss. Please get a rope. You know what would have made things better? Congratulations on your weight loss. Please get a rope. You know what would have made things better? Lawn, a lawn. A lot grass.

Grass, grass would have made things better. Go to Home Depot and buy those things. And we've seen too much HGTV to let this should happen. We cannot have home by Bravo and then have our stars with this sort of dirt patch. No. Yes, the backyard is a disaster, but we're gonna throw a fucking party. Yeah. So they are putting together a, a guest list for their, their house running party. MJ is

not going to be there because she's on bed rest. It's like, at this point, she's now 36 weeks pregnant. So this is, I don't, I I'm not even going to surmise when the timeline is, but yeah, she's not going to be there. I've learned from housewives not to count months that people are pregnant or weeks that people are pregnant because Fajrid just turned that math right on its head. She did. She really did. So they're making a guest list and Gigi's not on it. And Adam's like, well, why wouldn't GG be on the list? And Razz is like, well, because, you know, um, we had a huge fight at the reunion and you know that's it. But I'm not gonna be one of those bitchy queens who's like, GG hasn't been that nice to me, so I'm not gonna be better to my party. I'll invite her and the brooner fucking life even more because bitch, bitch, bitch, okay?

Poor bitch. It's so piercing Yeah, I love I love Resa saying he's not gonna be one of those bitchy queens. He's not gonna fight someone because Someone has not been nice him. I'm like, have you seen the last seven seasons of your show? It's that's the entire show remember Asa Remember MJ on alternate seasons remember Ligoli G at certain points remember any Sorry. Yeah, hi, it's reality. You are that my shoe head on you know number on yours that I'm before and six any even number dear any leapier Mike is on the

outs and then Resa texted Gigi and he's like dear hood rat and I'm adding I was like honey don't see that so then we go over to Gigi who's sitting with her and he's like, dear hood rat. And I'm adding, I was like, honey, don't see that. So then we go over to Gigi, who's sitting with her friend, Yasmin, or Yasmin. I think was once a passenger in my Uber, guys.

Yeah, let that sink in. I know that because I picked up, I remember picking up a girl in Beverly Hills, and I took her to an apartment building in Westwood and Gigi was waiting there. And I was like, Oh, look, it's Gigi from Shaza, sunset. And she's like, yeah, that's my best friend. So I feel like I drove Yasmeen somewhere. So kind of insider information. Oh, so yeah, she's trying to approach her. She's like, well, if you go to this party, you just need to be cordial. You need to be patient.

And then Gigi tells us that she's so blindsided by everybody. She was blindsided because she was... What was she suing her for the ring, right? Wasn't he suing her to get the ring back or something? The ring. Oh, Shalom. Oh, yeah. She's being sued by Shalom because of shit that her friends were talking, Shalom. Oh, yeah, she's being sued by Shalom because of shit that her friends were talking to Shalom. I don't I don't even remember the details of that ridiculousness.

But yes, she here's the thing, Gigi feels slided by everything. Okay. I mean, if someone at ride a dozen take her, you know, doesn't, doesn't check her out fat quickly enough, she will probably turn over several of those. I mean, actually, you know what, that bad example, because I think we would all do that. We would all have a run. Get mad at Ryan Aid. But she just always feels slanted. Yeah, but you know what?

She always kind of is. Like, at least in this situation. Yeah, but she's a monster. Well, she's like, lovely, and then she's a monster. Yeah. They were like coming at her heart about Shalom, and like taking Shalom side and stuff, and that guy was a pig.

That guy was a total fucking monster pig. That's true. Yes, he was. So then she's like, yeah, they're just trying to get a reaction from me. So I'm just giving everyone their space. And you know, it's like, yeah, but you know what, you've got really big things happening in your life. We look at you. You're wearing a t-shirt that says, woo-saw. So that's you. That's big. You gotta show people your new t-shirt. He says, who saw? So that's big. You gotta show me your new t-shirt. You just subscribe to Disney Plus.

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So anyway, so she says, Gigi's basically says the only person she wants to talk to is Destiny. And she also, she wants to talk to Resa too. She wants to patch things up the Resa because she loves Adam so much. And then we see this flashback from like a day ago. And she and Adam are smelling flowers.

And he's like, smell this one. And they just, I like, that's exactly what you would do with Adam. The smell flowers, which is a perfectly lovely. Let's smell them. I'm going to take a picture of you. So smelling the flowers. Oh my God. I'm going to take a picture of you smelling the flowers. Oh my God, it looks like you've

got drugs on your nose. Like God, you're learning well. Just totally something Reza would say. It looks like you have coke on your nose. Yeah, except Reza would actually sell it to the inquirer.

You know, Adam, I think what's funny to me is not that they were smelling flowers because I love that shit. I love smelling flowers too. But I think it's funny to me is not that they were smelling flowers because I love that shit. I love smelling flowers too But I think it's that many years ago We coined the term tame gay because of Adam because he's like such a tame gay Yeah, and I just love whenever he does things that are like so tame gay, right? Yeah, today we're gonna smell flowers and then tomorrow I'm gonna check out my butterflies. Yeah Adam is definitely a sweater gay

Yeah Who shows up to like gay pride and like a Pinks v-neck and like docker is and then like kind of a page mean, you know Get chilly you never know it's like it's June And we're not saying it with any judgment. We're just saying it with a like We're just sort of maybe I am saying it with judgment.. We're just saying it with a like, we're just sort of, maybe I am saying it with judgment. What do you think of that?

Yeah. What do you think of that? Maybe I am. I apologize for saying team game. I don't know why I'm so apologetic today. I don't know. You're having a weird apology day. I think stop.

Were you struggling? Every single thing. I'm a magic note of this, because I'm imagining people being like, you are being so hateful to the gay. Who cares? We are. We're making fun of tame gays, okay? They're ridiculous.

Well, the thing is this, in my heart of hearts, I am a tame gay. So that's why I feel like, that's why I feel okay to say these things, because I am a tame gay. Okay. We can have it. We can have your team gay apology. Yeah, thanks. Because you know what, you know, because you know who always apologizes? Tim Gays. Yeah, before they call the manager over. Well, that's the other thing we're learning. Tim Gays are never really that tim. Yeah, it's a little bitchy after all. Don't be fooled by the sweater in the Paschmina, okay?

That bitch will cut you. Okay, so they're, yeah, they're smelling flowers in the park. And then it cuts back and yes, means like, well, what about, you know, what's this pregnancy thing? What is that about? And Gigi tells us that she's going, she's getting IVF, she's trying to get pregnant, and she knows that she's going to have to give up weed when she's pregnant.

Until then, and then we get a little montage of Gigi just being high at all times. Right. Which is the best thing that's happened to her, to be honest. It's almost put her on a career track. Yeah. That's a pretty much the past where she was not anywhere near a career track. Yeah, that's a pretty man. The past where she was not anyone near a career track. Yeah, well, don't don't forget GG's hair extensions or whatever. Sorry clip on her.

Her sister. I will apologize. I will apologize wholeheartedly for neglecting GG's hair extensions. Good. I'm glad you got an apology in there. Yeah, Tim. Yeah, Tim. Yeah, apology coming through that apology was wearing a through. That Apology was wearing a sweater.

That Apology was wearing a sweater and had a track of hair in it. So, um, there we go over to Destiny and Mike. Well, there was like a moment where they like burn, uh, something like a S-Fond, but that's that. So then, uh, Mike, we then go into a farmer's market where Mike and Destiny are walking around. Destiny has abandoned her story storyline from last season, which was she was trying to find her father, and she never did. And so that's one of the great mysteries of Bravo.

But now she's moving on to Shaming Mike, which I think is a much better storyline. Yeah, Mike is just in full on Mike mode this season, full Mike. It shows up to shoot at the Jinsang booth to get better boners, you know? And he's wearing a sweatshirt, this is fighter, I'm a fighter, okay? I'm not gonna take it anymore, cuz I'm fighter.

See, all his setbacks he's had in life. Yeah, so he's like, I do not need, I do not need this, thank you, okay? I'm a person, I'll just have a constant tent in the front of my pants. And she's like, yeah, your shambles will be like, my penis is always like that for Paulina. Then we learn about Paulina. It's the love of his life, not to be confused with his other love of his life, Morgan, or the other one before that, Jessica, or the constant love of his life, Pommade. Very strong Pommade. The other love of his life,

Jack Harnoy, Jack Harnoy. I was surprised when he walked up behind really tight suit vest. Yeah, really tight. The other love of his life, hatred for chocolate croissants. Yeah, so he is of course shocker. She's, you know, this is not too bad actually for like old guys in LA. She's 28, which is an actual, it's an actual adult. I would expect somebody a lot way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way. Way up.

It's like the first time and I think years that if you added up the digits in his girlfriend's age, it made it to double digits. Like, that's impressive. 28? Oh, yeah. Yeah, two plus eight is 10. That's right. It's really impressive.

Two digits that makes it double. And she's the first Persian girl he's dated, and she's also the first Persian Jewish girl he's dated. So his mom will be happy. My best say, his mom is feeling like, oh, God, thank God. She's going to do everything to get these two together. Yeah.

So he's making dinner for her. And he's getting all the stuff at the farmer's market or whatever. And so Destiny's like, well, wait a minute. What do you guys even eat? Because you said she was vegan, but then you were talking about steaks. And he's like, yeah, she was vegan,

but she really wants me to be happy. So go wow, there is, there's a healthy relationship. So I'm going to say, I'm giving, I'm going to start eating meat for you. But, Mike has also an inflated sense of, um, grandeur, I guess in, or in regards to his exes, he goes, you go back 15 years, and girls I have dated dated would say I love Mike because I know how to treat them. Like, and does he just cracks up?

She's like, don't say you know how to treat them. He's like, of course I do. He goes, you cheated on your ex wife. Yeah, and he's like, look, I fucked up, but I was in a bad relationship. That's totally different. So, okay, I'm glad the apology season's over. We was like, look, I'm a totally different man down now. He's like nope

I'm the same man and that man was always a good man. Yeah, no girls love it when you cheat on them and then talk down to them They love that they love it unsolicited advice. That's a girl's favorite thing trust me bro trust me So he's like I'm in a relationship and it changed my vibe and she's like I'm in a relationship and it changed my vibe and she's like Okay, you're holding vibe. I have spelled it wrong. So I wrote bowing vibe So I was like what did I mean to type here? That's why Yeah, so she goes you're a hoeing vibe means like I was never a whole I was never on like Mike Mike you're like I don't know what person is for ho, but that's what you are. That is the definition right there.

Yeah, and he's like, what about you? I've seen your Tinder. And she's like, oh, still not dating. It's like finding a needle in the haystack and that needle is rusted. What does that mean? Does it seem to make his head? It's like once you find the needle, you're going to get a horrible disease.

Yeah, I feel like the proper analogy would be like finding a needle in the haystack and then just settling for Hey, you know what? I just need to hey right now instead. Yeah, so then they have an argument about do you saut carrots a golden carrots or do you do you just cut them up and put them in salad? Yeah, I thought they were perhaps parsnips. I wasn't totally sure but Destiny was trying to give some advice and Mike was not listening to her and then he like asks like someone else and They say saute and she said saute and it was this moment of Destiny redemption And she said, saute and it was the moment of destiny redemption. I'm just like, how am I single?

And Mike's already wiped up. I mean, it's like Groundhog's day and the Twilight Zone. I'll wrap it into one. Okay, Destiny, you're going to need to work on your diary ring sessions, okay? You just had the rest in Needle. You can't do it too in one scene like that, okay? No, no, you can't.

And the reason why Mike is wiped up is He has no standards. That's why Yeah, and she doesn't either the support Paulina girl. Okay, so then we go over to Adam and Ressa in their garden We're still landscaping because we're a happy couple who have no problems What so ever honey is this milkweed over here? And Adam goes, sure is. I saw some monarchs on it the other day. Got two eggs off it, diddley diddley how? Mm-hmm, yeah. So he's collecting the eggs, the monarch eggs,

and then putting them into like a little incubator from monarchs, and he's growing butterflies, which is like both, I mean, it's like such a cute, that's so cute. It's a lovely, it's a lovely Potentially not very useful hobby Which the monarchs are in real danger are they really well, then I take it back

That's a good for him for saving the monarchs. Yeah, but enough about Megan Merkel. Am I right? Not me more Talk about speaking about monarchs are like, I'm sick of being a monarch. I'm out of here. Every monarch had him keep. So probably like, let me out of here. I'm moving to Canada with my hot boyfriend. I'm pleased to be away from this terrible yard. Yeah, every monarch is like, please get me out of this house.

He makes me watch Hallmark every single day. Please, let me fly free. Oh, so Adam, they're talking, Adam's like speaking of kids, I'm chasing about to pop. And Russ is like, oh, yeah, do you still want to have kids? It's weird that you are not nagging me about children. And then there's a really long pause, while Adam just kind of moves dirt around

with a weed or a rocker. And he's like, no. He's like, you're kidding, right? Second thoughts because of how our relationship has been? And Adam's like, yeah, like we're not the best place. And if we have a baby, then you're gonna get stressed real fast. And I'm on the other side of your anger.

You know, what's the baby snacks? The blanket or the baby pukes on your Gucci shoes? Then what? It's gonna cost friction with you. You know, my career's about, I mean, this, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada. Damn. Well, I don't blame you for not wanting to have children

with Resa. I think that's probably a very adult decision. But you're still gonna probably want kids, so. Move on! Maybe, maybe Adam, you should have thought about this before. He sold his dream house in Palm Springs to fund your nagging desire for children. Maybe. I don't know. I'm just thinking about that. Yeah, I'm hoping we hear more about that later. So that's good. Yeah, that's honestly fucked up. Resas sold that hat. Well, at least Resas told us he sold it for Adam. Who

knows? Resas probably sold it because he had a debt that he blames Adam for it. But I'm like, uh, he sold his Palm Springs Dreamhouse. Like he loved that house. Well, and you and you think that he like just got the pile of money and then Adam's like, Nope, don't want it anymore. Because it's been like a year and a half. So yeah. Well, I mean, apparently, well, like they had a flashback to the reunion where basically, Resa said he wanted a divorce. So that's probably what's working with us. But we're like, what has been happening in our relationships like cut to them? I want it to freeze. So yeah, it basically, it seems like Adam is trying to really guilt Resa because he's saying, I don't want to have babies anymore because you won't be able to

handle it. And it's almost like he's saying, actually, I do want babies, and I want you to grow up, but instead he's saying the exact opposite. Yeah, I also want you to be nicer to me. And Reza's like, okay, well, you didn't like my short shorts, and I'm supposed to be nice to you. So I will go back inside because I'm thoroughly thirsty. I'm getting water and moving back to my room. Yeah.

So then, then we go to New Scene and Reza is walking into a bar with, and he's like wearing these crazy checker pants, of course. And he meets up with Nima, and Nima is like all proud. He's like pointing out his teeth because he just got new veneers for $25,000. And he's like, honestly, I love it. It is the best investment I've

made in my entire life. Did he say $25,000? Because that's hilarious. It was on the screen. I think it was $25,000. Maybe a $2500. I could have been $2500. Oh my gosh. It was a lot. $25,000. Look at these. They were so Nima was at our golden crappies and I Was like those veneers are so intense, but I was like I'm not gonna say anything because it's you know He was a guest, but now that it's now that he's addressing it those veneers were intense. Whoa I just thought that he had like super like freshly bleached teeth. No, those were like

Like it was It was like you need like some sunglasses around those things those were like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how he wanted it. And so he's like super sight and he's like feeling more in touch with his Persian roots and he's even wearing his gold chain still. So he's all happy. Yeah. And Ressa's like, well, you were like, you went from like 6% person to like 100, bro. And that thing where Ressa's just buttering people up because it's the beginning of the season. But if you doubt what a Horde person Ressa is, just look at his outfit, okay? Good people don't dress like that. Yeah, don't only get that right now. There is not a good person walking around and fucking Gucci patterned jogging pants. Nope.

That is a fact. If anybody would like to prove me wrong, please send me pictures, okay? Yes. I fully coast on that. Thank you. So, Nima's like like, oh so married life? Congrats! Congrats on married life!

And then we see one day earlier Adam bitching him out. Well, if you would sap yelling at the dogs for falling on it blanket! Well, I have decided to channel all my desire for babies into monarch butterflies, so I'm fully happy and content. These butterflies will be a perfect substitute for rearing a child for the rest of my life. Yes. So Nemo's like, thank you, Betty.

Love you, Betty. Resus is like, love you too. I can't stop focusing on your teeth. I love 50 pounds with hashtag bidslaft50 pounds. hashtag gold. hashtag resubi-like. Is that one? hashtag bidslabs50 pounds hashtag called hashtag recipe like That's not one of like I feel like amazing. I mean like between your crazy teeth and me bitch losing 50 pounds I mean call me Benjamin buttons bitch

Neema's like I don't want to call you that So let's see, Neema's like, well, fat Neema puts fat residue shame. And then we get pictures of Neema being overweight. And then we get pictures of in navities all thin, like making an effort, putting gel in his hair and brushing his teeth and dropping like a half of a container of baby powder down the front of his shorts. Yeah. So they start talking about Nima dating and

then, then it's like ways into talking about Mike and, um, res is basically like, well, I mean, let me explain Paulina's rich and her ex's rich. So Mike pretty much just has access to lots of money. It's like, perfect. Mike won the Persian girl for lottery. Child support, Alamone family money. He wins. And then return, Paulina gets a lifetime supply of tiny gold baby shoes. So then speaking of, let's go to Mike's house.

He's like, look at me. I'm putting water in a pot. Look at that. Yeah. He goes, my life has completely changed from a year ago. I'm like, I'm like, has it really? And then he picks up a pair of tongs and goes, oh, I saw them use this on top chef. I'm like, it tongs. It's like saying, like, oh, forks.

I saw Julia Child once used a fork. I'm going to use a fork too. Yeah, I've totally grown. I have tongs now. So Paulina comes over and we get to check out this Paulina. And he's like, you know, I finally, I'm 40, I'm single, and I want a family, and I found the person who's gonna give me all the things I want in life. And then she comes in and you know, this relationship is just a... a... a... heap of crap because of how they talk to each other.

She's like, hi, sexy. She's like, oh my god, hello, gorgeous. I love you so much. I love you. Love the food. Oh, I, gorgeous. I love you so much. Love you. Love the food. Oh, I love you. I love the ways your eyes sparkle over this spaghetti. Oh, yeah, you're so strong. Just so beautiful. Just so gorgeous.

Ah, you two are trying really, really hard. Yeah, way too hard. And I like Mike. You know, Mike serves up this little meal, which is supposedly vegan, but I would not put a past mic to totally have like egg noodles in that spaghetti, but he like leave it to him. He's 40 years old. He's so proud that he's 40 now, and he's like serving the sort of dish you make when you're 22 and just moved to New City.

Oh, here's some iceberg lettuce with like a few like tomatoes in it and some hidden valley ranch and some very basic pasta that actually doesn't look like it even has any sauce on it. Yeah and look if you're dating a man and he's gonna put you on national TV and the first thing he does to you is force you to eat spaghetti on TV. Dump. He does not have your best interest at heart. Okay, no one looks good eating spaghetti. No, and on top of that he tries to be romantic. He takes him spaghetti He's like here try this try this so instead of he takes it instead of sort of like

dangling it like a long strand into her mouth, you know sort of like sexy draping it into her onto her tongue He takes this spaghetti. He bunches it up into like a ball. It looks like a it looks like a scrunchy or like a like a shower Lufa thing and he just like plops it into her mouth. I was like, gee, that was real romantic, Mike. Yeah. And she's like, how have I never met you before? I don't know, more cook and bathroom stalls.

Like, what do you want me to tell you? I know. I know. Well, when do you talk to people for the awful house? Yeah. So he's like, because you were so young and you were married. And when I was young, I was a Playboy rock star. And here we go.

Let's separate and pretend that history was like 20 years ago. Yeah. And he's just even though it was last year. It was literally last season. You were dating like an 18 year old porcelain doll. OK. It was not long ago. Yeah. and she's like, well, hearing that you cheated on someone I would think no, you don't deserve a second chance, but the way you adore my children. That's what I'm like

You know what? He's a cheater and there's children involved. I'm marrying this man. It's like you're an idiot. You're a fucking idiot lady I'm marrying this man. It's like you're an idiot. You're a fucking idiot lady. Okay. Can we, can we, she is an idiot and she's desperate. And I don't know why she's desperate. Normally I would say, well, she just really wants to have kids, but Jordy has three kids. But can we also talk about just how cheesy he is?

First of all, he's saying, you know, I would always hear that when you know you know, but get, and guess what? Now I know for the third time. I know for sure. She's my soul mate. And then she opens up the fridge to get some things, some hot sauce and she goes, wow, so empty. And he goes, the fridge is empty, but my heart is full. Come on, please, Mike. I think it's more of a metaphor about the future you guys have together. Yeah, big empty fridge. Yeah, your fridge probably is a lot like your heart.

It's just a bunch of two-go shit. Phil. Yes. Really bothered me. So Gigi goes to meet Destiny for lunch and she's wearing a jumpsuit that she stole straight off the rack of Dennis' closet from Real Housewives of Atlanta.

100%, it's like color blocked. And it's even his colors. Yeah. Wasn't it like purple and yellow and? It's all the Dennis colors. It was purple, yellow, and green. It's basically mardi Gras. It's mardi Gras.

Yeah, I was wondering if I was just seeing that in my memory now, because we just saw New Orleans and had so much fun I'm like am I just seeing those colors and everything now? Cuz Kathy was painting the bedroom purple and yellow and I was like you were agreeing away from body Gras I think the world is just like hey, remember when you went to New Orleans And I'm like yeah cuz it was like yesterday, so thanks. Yeah, I think so so Gigi's in her car I just she's also honking aggressive. We at everyone and she's just being a terror as usual And then they she gets to a restaurant that is like

full of basically us. It's just gay people eating and just Probably ordering extra food because they've seen that there's a lighting rig set up and that there's gonna be a reality TV shoot So they're just waiting around for drama to happen, which is me. And Gigi goes in and orders. She orders everything in that baby voice that she does. Which is so weird. So can I get a couple of orders out of the way? I want onion rings, pizza, french fries. She's ordering all this shit and she's like hormone Like your stone your stone she's like I'm hungry all the time now. I'm like yeah because you're stoned all the time Simple destiny comes and

Destin's like oh, I don't know if I can eat any of that. It's like oh, I didn't order any of this for you Don't worry about it So already she's putting destiny on the defensive right. It's like someone who's like, I only can eat salad with salmon on it. You're like, uh, pizza, French fries, a chocolate Sunday would be great over here. Uh, you know what? Could you just put a tortilla on my head? I just wanted to toe carbs. Just waving that slice of pizza right in Destiny's face. Yeah. So they start talking and did you say how she and Destiny have a different friendship and

you know, she didn't, she didn't disconnect her and like she's sorry that there was a tip at the reunion but then Destiny throughout the friendship and yada yada yada. Yeah, you meet the tip where you screamed at her for no reason. Yeah. When you screamed at her for trying to come in and help you. Yeah. So she's like, oh, so, but that's the cause of you

wanting to stop being friends. You're just like, okay, that's it. I'm just done with her and destiny nods. And she goes, oh, wow. So that was your turning point. She starts getting pissed. And so destiny's like, yes, I mean, my God, I was baffled. And she goes, because I hadn't a pay the end,

she goes, it's your delivery. And then she goes, why are you yelling right now? The class of yelling. The class of yelling. Why are you yelling? Yeah. That's also what Kelly Dodd does when she fights with people. Why are you yelling right now?

So Destiny's getting all mad. And then a garden salad arrives. There's like a tense garden salad delivery. And now, now, Gigi starts doing it. So Destiny's getting all mad. And then a garden salad arrives. There's like a tense garden salad delivery. And now Gigi starts to yell. And she's like, and Destiny is like, see, look, see, because Destiny goes,

I'm yelling because that's just who I am. It's not you. This is just how I talk. And Gigi, then Gigi starts yelling and she's like, well, no, see, now you're yelling. And now all of a sudden it's okay for you to yell whatever, like, see, you just turn it on. And Gigi goes,

when, when do I just turn it on on and then we just see a montage of Eight years of GG going absolutely berserk. I'm not only going berserk, but with weapons They're like okay, put every clip where she's like throwing Adam's face into the roses or I know She picks up a knife to threaten somebody or she's practicing her, she's practicing at the gun range. What a lovely arc that they've had that they went from her Her like punching Adam in the face with a rose to then them smelling flowers together in a flashback Isn't that a lovely arc? Oh, isn't it and both times she left looking like she had coke all over her nose I mean this world is crazy crazy

So then apparently there was an incident because they had an incident at quote unquote the fair I don't know what it was. Remember the fair remember what happened at the fair Allie County fairs only when I know but could be Orange County fair to I know I orange County fair to Trump I just got oh see Trump if you see GG at your local fair Just leave run away. It's not gonna end well Yeah, run from the fair for sure So GG's like do not fucking lie and she's like pointing her finger in her face and she's standing up now and yelling down

because she's You you were about to say, sorry, we went off, but Justin needs like, no. Remember there was that time at the fair and you put your hand on my face and said I better back up and she's like, that is a lie, that is a lie. And gets up and puts her finger in her face and she goes, I would never raise my hand

to a best friend, never. Well, her hand is literally raised and her fingers are in her base. Yeah. And then all the gaze, aka all of me and Roni is are sitting there just like smiling and like looking at each other, like, I don't know who you are, but we're all loving this, right? We're bonded for life, right? This is amazing, right? Yeah. Love that. And so Gigi storms out and it says Gigi has left the building with a marijuana cigarette. And then she comes back in, I'll call him.

She's like, I just needed a minute. Yeah, and Destiny debuts her new tagline, which is going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, she's like, listen, I don't wanna fight with you. But just where do we, like what are we going to do here? Because Gigi's like down on her hands and knees now. She's like, yes, I just want to understand what to do.

What to do. And she's like, and also like, can I get up? Because I have arthritis. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Reverse boy, boy, boy, get up. Listen, listen, I love you, I love you, and that was so cute, that was so cute, basically, you got that underneath.

Okay, let's be around, we got more. Yeah, so then back at Resonados decorating for the party, they've hired Sisi, Sisi, Sisi, Mr. Kevin to come in and do their party. And Adam is just stalking around with a vacuum cleaner just looking pissed off. He's like, hmm, why don't we have to vacuum around here? I'd rather be out with my butterflies, but a fly is vacuum better than I do. Why do we have to do this? He's all crappy.

And Russ is like, I am like a nut-bending from American beauty. I will sell this house. I will sell this house. Unfortunately, Adam to loser. And they cut to Adam. I'm like, I don't know how to wipe something down And I'm just making rest as this is possible and Resa the perfect husband comes over and goes do you want a beer? And he's like, I don't even drink beer He's like, okay, bye. Don't worry. Everything would be good in the hood Yeah, Adam. I'm just standing there with the vacuum cleaner the way I did when I was a kid and assigned a chore Mom

So then So So then Dustin shows up and she's made cocktails and then we see that Kevin Lee like the so the backyard looks good now Because Kevin Lee had the good sense to come in and like lay down smash or turf because we see a flashback of Kevin looking at the backyard he goes, oh it looks terrible. He's like, oh no. You know, Kevin, you know, Kevin Lee is mortified that he had to go all the way out to the valley.

He's like, I do Lisa van der Pum tennis courts, okay? I'm not going to the valley I'm not doing it because it's TV. Oh, yeah, and he's a working boy. He'll take that money We'll take those thousands of dollars where you can get him. Yeah, so he shows up and Destiny's like oh my god. There's so much dirt out here. Nobody warned me disgusting You know, so that's like the writing thing that everybody has to walk through the dirt of their front yard to get to their backyard. Yeah. So Destiny has made this special Martini.

I forget what she called it, but it was, I guess, based off of a classic Persian salad. And it's a very tart Martini because Reza loves a tart Martini. So she's like, here Adam, you want to try the Martini and Adam takes a sip. He's like, it's too tart for me. Of course she's like, here Adam, you want to try the martini and Adam takes a sip. He's like It's too tart for me Of course, she's like well, Vincent loves that tart shit. He's like he just doesn't like a tart attitude I can't even look at Adam without feeling guilty three days earlier What was the gay's name because I'm terrible and just wrote the gay. Is it Ali?

Ali. Ali? Ali. Ali. Ali. So, because I don't think they pronounce it like Ali. Right? Yeah, I don't think so.

I think it's Ali. Ali. So, three days earlier. He's like, I was getting all these text messages from Adam to the point as sexual harassment. You want to say him? She's like, oh my god, is that his dingo Ling? Yeah, I guess Adam sent a dick pick. I'm not sure. Yeah, apparently.

And she's like, was he trying to get it here? And he's like, I don't know, girl. And then she's like, how do you tell somebody you have shitty ass information about their relationships? It's like, I don't know. You already set up a scene to shoot with them. So yeah, I guess you just serve them enough tart martini's until he spills the beans Yeah, I'm an another tart martini can tell me everything. No, no, the tart martini fine I always kind of blame the person who gets the information a bravo like I shoot the messenger like well You've seen to shoot with

Ali like come on And by the way an important detail is that you're so innocent here and an important detail is that Ali is a friend of MJ's And I think that will probably be important down the line in Understanding how Reza and MJ have their huge falling out. Okay, so Then we go back to Resa. Resa comes up to Adam at the party. He's like, honey, you look drunk. Why don't you kiss me? And Adam refuses to give him a kiss. I'm like, well, you know, yeah, that does make Adam look bad, but you just came up in front of everybody, but he looks drunk. Like, is that a compliment? Okay. after trying to offer him beer. Yeah, seriously. So then more people start to arrive. Neema's there. Their friend Tiran is there. And then Mona, so Mona and Shervin show up, which is exciting. And then we have our new,

we have a new girl Sarah. So I think she's like the new cast member. I don't know if she's a full-time cast member or if she is a friend of But she walks in and read like oh my god. Oh my god Sarah is a hot little Persian bitch I could I would say a bitch costs 50 pounds, but she didn't she's already 50 pounds I lost 50 pounds though Benjamin fucking buttons motherfucker. I lost to Sarah, motherfucker. She's got an MBA and a most sadie's band. She doesn't have a lot of prison friends, so I was like, baby, I got you. But she likes in the personality she has in money. Yeah.

She drives her personality. But also here's another Lily Goliichi situation. Smart accomplished woman who you're claiming is one of your best little friends. Drag through the mud by their ankles a year. So Mike and Paulina show up and they walk through the house and Mike had sent over in a norm as oversized Annoyingly sized bouquet the kind of thing that like is at home at like maybe all a wedding ceremony But like in a house. It's like too much and he's all mad because the florist didn't send the card that goes with it and So basically he's mad because he's just not getting credit for the big flowers

Yeah, I mean he's such an idiot because we just learned in Nola, an old Nola at the cemetery, that the reason there's flowers everywhere is because people stink. He's like, do you know why they have flowers at weddings? Because people all stink. They couldn't take baths. And so that's what I see when I see a wall of flowers. I was like, that's kind of an insult. Yeah.

Since somebody that's in their house, for me, like your house stinks. Yeah. Since somebody that to their house forming like your house. Thanks. Yeah. Exactly. So, uh, so Mike is like, he's fusing around this bouquet. He fusses around it like the rest of the episode. Every time they cut to Mike, I feel like he's like back inside around the bouquet, digging inside of it, trying to find the card. I mean, he's like rotating the thing. He's poking inside his head isn't it? Like Mike, there is no card. Just part of me is wondering if he's making sure there's not a card so when he takes credit for sending those flowers somebody else doesn't catch him you know very far like sure these flowers yeah yeah like Shervin sent them and will never even mention it again sure it's like hey I sent over some flowers you like the flowers

no bro those are my flowers flyer fight I'll be into it so then resa's like, hey, I sent over some flowers. You like the flowers? No, bro, those are my flowers. It's a firefight. I'll be into it. So then Resa's like, I love Pounina. She dresses impeccably. She has great jewelry. Look at that. It's a Gucci Mabo. Look at that.

It's a Ho Chi Kucho. I don't know all the brands he's saying, because it's like, yeah, that's the way the Resa's heart. I have a lot of money. He's like, well, best time. Yeah. So then, Gigi shows up and she has an Alpaca balloon. So you know what?

Honestly, I like the Alpaca balloon more than that $250 bouquet that Mike got. It probably is even more. It was a huge, like just an Alpaca balloon. That's all I need. If anyone's ever wondering, if anyone ever wants to send me a floral arrangement, don't get me something giant.

Give me an Alpaca balloon. I'll be a Pacca sir huge right now guys So I'm So she's very on alpaca trend Much of pitch so yeah, so Gigi arrives at this alpaca balloon in a succulent and it's like her It's like her her all of branch and And it's like her, it's like her, her olive branch. And so she sees Resa and everything's like nice.

There's like, oh, thank you so much for this super, super tacky vessel for these succulents. It will fit in perfectly here. And everything seems nice and they walk in the backyard and children's like, oh, hey, jeez. And she's like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Turns to the leave. Yeah. So she's furious with him because he. I'm leaving. Turns to leave. Yeah.

So she's furious with him because he was acting like he was so helpful with her, with her whosa business. But then she starts hearing that Chirvin is getting involved in this CBD space. And she feels betrayed. I mean, come on. It's like everybody selling CBD. I know.

Right. I don't think you're allowed to get mad about that. Yeah, also especially since you've done nothing with your business, like literally nothing. As you've done, I'm going to look it up. I'm assuming she's done nothing. The point is everyone's doing CBD and like you guys can both be in CBD. I mean, I can understand being a little annoyed, to be honest. I don't think it's the, I don't think it's the worst offense in the world. I don't think I would leave a party because of it, but I would definitely be annoyed. Well, isn't he an investor?

Isn't that what he does? Yeah, so maybe she's annoyed that he didn't invest in her company. I wonder why he wouldn't after her wonderful performance at the brand summit. I'm on her website now. We saw that calm. And it's her just smoking up. It's like close up of Gigi smoking close up of Gigi holding weed. Close up of Gigi taking off sunglasses. Well, so either way, Gigi wants to leave and Resa begs her to stay because he wants to be back in a good place. And now it is like the ceremonial, I'm going to be nice to GG speech that happens every other season. So we get Resa saying, listen, I still love you.

I still want the best view. I know they were like not talking right now, but you're like family. You know, like I do a lot better when you're more present in my life than when you're more like a roundaway friend. So like, I mean, if a bitch loses 50 pounds in a forest, and there's no Gigi to see it, did a bitch ever really lose 50 pounds? I ask you that. And she's like, yeah, we don't get along because we're the same. You know, we lose our temper and then we act like assholes to each other. So how about instead of doing that, we

team up and use our negative energy against everybody else. And he's like well I'd like to think I have more sugar in me and it's only from fruits now because they're natural But still and she's like no you're you're evil too. Okay. It's like the bloods and the crypts joining up Let's join up and he's like oh my god. She says some song lyrics. Oh no, she says it's like the bloods and the crypts uniting for nipsy hustle Oh, let's just go on nipsy Yeah, I'm like, please please don't bring nipsy hustle onto this So not the same

so then Nima and Paulina are talking and he's like, oh, can I see your tap to see you like tattoos? And she's like well, I have one on the side that I tried to cover. I was like, how are you trying to cover that? You weren't you wearing like, and beautiful, by the way. But she's wearing like a dress that's like totally cut on the side so that her tattoos shows.

Oh, please. So she is very eager to get a wedding date tattoo. And she says, she's, which is by the way, very shina. Paulina is giving us like Persian shina at the moment because she's like, well, I really want to have like a wedding day to have to and like, and we're going to get married with him like the next year. I would be like, I'm excited. And we're going to have a little child named Madison Marie Mike Schuhead Parks. So, uh, so, so for what I should say, so, say so she is like Super aggressive about getting married and she's like it's us to till death

This is the man. I want to spend the rest of my life with and Shervin just goes that's amazing Yeah, good luck with that And they're like cheers like this awkward cheers because she's like it's just us until death Great sounds great. So then Gigi is standing at the bar with Nima and she just sees him coming and starts cracking up at his teeth. Yeah. And Nima is like, yeah, we've gone from being friends with benefits and now we're just

kind of like friends who'd branch. I mean, that's called French by the way. I trade Mark Dimm. We're going to make a new brand celebrating French. I mean, that's called a branch by the way. I trade Mark Dimm, we're gonna make a new brand celebrating French. So keep an eye out for that the next summit. But they're not even, they never even did hook up. So he's like, we were like, we were friends

who could have had a lot of sex and now we're friends who could go to brunch. So like, that's not French, that's like a, the kuda. That's like, that's like a, anyone in the LA. We have brunch. I could have been, could have, could have, could have brunch. Could have brought, so then they're the party.

Then it turns into charades and, um, which is weird, because this is not the sort of party where you'd think that these charades, because everyone's dressed nicely. And Destiny is doing some charade of a, of a pogo stick. And in the background, you you see Kevin Lee and he just looks so befuddled and Disgusted like did I really lower my standards to this did I really do party planning for charades party where I'm acting out of pogostick and don't get it Totally um MCG gets mad that servant guesses it. It's like nope there No fair You stole that guess from me and CG gets mad that servant guesses it. It's like, no fair, no fair.

You stole that guess from me. Yeah. Oh, so then the clues are what you, or the answers are what you think they are. It's like Pogo stick. Ooghazam. Beauty call. Wow, you guys really thought these three.

So Mike is inside looking at those flowers again. And he's like, I insisted on a card and there's no card. And Destiny's like, listen, something was brought to me. And I just need to bring it up with Reza the other day. Ali said there was a board game dive and it was drip. Jenga. Oh my God. You get another clip of Ali Tattle, Talon or whatever.

Mm hmm. And then we will outside. We will outside you see poor innocent Reza who's oblivious to all this happening and he's just going Polly na, Polly na, Polly na, bitch makes a good charade. And Shervin's like, let me guess, or he guess. Yay, you got it. So Mike's like, let me guess this one. Okay, she's moving her hands around.

She's playing something wedding day. Wedding date, isn't wedding date? Sure is. You're gonna murder him if he ever strays? Okay, God, she's holding him knife and killing a short person. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, well, listen, Destiny, if you were dating a guy and he had girls over one and when you were gone, he played strip poker with them. What would you think? Like, I cut his dick off.

Which at this point, I just thought it was funny that she has so many words for Dick in this episode. She said, like, dick dingling duel. Zumbaloo, Zumbaloo, just forgot the name, but I was like, man, she's like just whipping out all the dick words today. You know what I say about that? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because she don't say that, because Adam mocks in,

he's like just gonna check in on the other garden side of the night. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They say that in Zelda, don't they? Aren't they? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Aren't they like, oh, yeah, there's one guy who says, boy. Yeah, I think so.

So Mike is like, so Adam passes right by them talking shit about. And he's like, hi. Because his friends over. And Ressa comes in and he's like, Raza, Raza, let's go to the front. Let's go to the dirty yard still. And he's like, what is wrong? What could ever be wrong?

Okay, Raza, you're like a brother to me. And so even though I just learned this gossip, I'm gonna tell it to you now because I'm gonna, because you know, women can't be trusted to tell gossip So I'll tell you the gossip as if it were my own to tell you anyway Supposedly Ali has been getting weird text messages from Adam with a sexual undertone I was like it's a dick pic that is not a sexual undertone. That's like a Sexual tone at best overtone

Yeah, at best overtone. Yeah, at most. Okay, I'm messing up my words. The point is, but then Mike goes, I mean, I told her, I told her he texts me the same sort of shit, but he's funny like that. I was like, wait, what? Adam sex, Mike?

I think it's just like, they're probably fucking with each other because when they what, when he walked in, Mike was grabbing, grabbing other stuff and stuff, so he's's probably like we joke like that all the time together. So maybe that's what Ollie was saying. You know, there's no reason to freak out. And Destiny's like, yeah, but he had people over to play Jenga. And they were naked. Rasa.

Yeah. He's like, okay. Rasa trying to do that thing where he's like I'm not gonna cry right now Hashtag bitch be wanting to cry right now I thought he was oddly calm and I feel like Resa when he when someone says something about resa like the time when Gigi said that she has sex tape about resa And he was like bitch bitch just now have a sex tape about me Maybe she confused me with someone else because bitch lost 50 pounds and I'm unrecognizable now. But now he's like, oh, that is okay. Um, I will ask Adam and I will find out everything is okay. I was like, this is weird. Yeah, it's weird. I think he's either thinking he's gonna kick all these ass, right?

Yeah, he's trying to fast-tattled sailing. Yeah. Or how is he gonna sell this to the public now that it's on TV? Like, what the fuck does Reza care? You know, he's probably like who cares? But how am I gonna sell this? You know, do I have to fight with Adam again? I just planned this whole season, you know? Like, what do I do now?

Who knows? Time to tell! And Mike's like, um, you okay, you get it? We have to tell you, because you're our friend. And that's what we do. We run each other's lives on camera. So maybe it's nothing. Maybe it's nothing.

And Russ is like, no, you should always tell me and let me decide. Yeah. Mike's like, yeah, well, be sure to approach him for a place of your, okay? And remember, I'm assuming that was love. And remember, destiny told him, not me. And they all start laughing.

Yeah, I'm like, and Destiny literally goes, boy told him, not me. And they all start laughing. Yeah, I'm like, mm, and Destiny literally goes, Vloy, voivloy. Mm-hmm. And then, so then Destiny goes, Like, trying to cry, right? She's like, oh, I might have ruined the relationship. It wants to be a part of that. Like, well, it's like, you're a third scene about it, so.

She's like, they work so hard for a marriage, and I have to be the messenger that fucks that marriage up. I'm like, have they worked so hard for a marriage and I had to be the messenger that fucks that marriage up. I'm like have they worked so hard for the marriage. I mean they Moat along Inaffectively. Yeah, I mean weed crackers So then everybody's gone and Adam wanders over to Reza who's doing that like I'm not even going to say hello to you I'm going to be on my phone So then Adam joins him on the couch

and just kind of looks at him. And like now what, you know. Yeah. And Russ is like, were you playing strip Chengge here? We're at some other place. And Adam's face. For Adam. So we're marching in face.

Yeah, Adam, it looks like he's been the president of America for the past. Because they always say being the president ages you, you know, 20 years or something. And poor Adam just looks like oh my god I'm exhausted I know because to be continued don't get not so team all the all the butterflies have like their hands over their not Adam. Adam's like, can we talk about this once I put on a sweater? Can we not discuss this in front of the butterflies? And that brings us to the end of some shawls of sunset, eh?

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