Watch What Crappens - SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

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How many, baby? How many? You guys, there's a lot to, we've got a lot of housekeeping at the top of the show I know like we want to get into we're gonna talk about Southern Charm New Orleans this today actually and a check in with Potomac at the end how about that but before we dive into it We have some stuff that we really hope you listen to here because we have announcements first and foremost We are going back to Chicago. We teased that about a week ago. It is officially happening. The pre-sale is going to start on Wednesday,

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let's talk some Southern Charm New Orleans. Yeah. So we decided this week we're going to do a full on New Orleans recap because it has been really good, especially last week. Wow. Last week was fantastic. Yeah. Division people. So we're watching that watch it. And Potomac is still good, but we always give them a full one. So we're just going to shove them to the end this week because it was kind of sad It was like yeah miscarriage talk and then Karen's dad dead, you know dying dad talk and so it was a lot of sad things

I don't want to make fun of Candace so Candace barely even blotted her eyes. I mean like this was a very tragic episode But either way you know was so We left a coffin to your face. Sorry some I felt it you know the thing is with southern charm New Orleans I think what it has going for it that maybe southern charm Savannah didn't is that it like it does match the vibe of the original southern charm Which is that in many ways southern charm and southern charm New Orleans are kind of about watching a large group of friends who Who know each other and there's like There's drama and there's like moments of drama, but by and large it's more just about like

Just seeing how these people interact and it works Well, it's working for me because there's more like fun drama, you know like Reagan's thing is so funny to me I just love and I love that he's trying to play it off like no big deal totally normal You know bass from one to the other back to the other back to the other one guy back to the other now I'm pregnant getting married Yeah, so the episode opens up at Reagan's house Tamika Tamika and Rachel show up at Reagan's house and they each as they are as they approach the front stoop They get like an agrituid Islamoshot and then especially Rachel there was like a close up on her butt going up the stairs. I don't understand why we had to stylize this entrance but okay I'll take it.

Yeah, she does some weird slow-mo stuff. And to me I can understand because it's like a horror show is coming into your house. Did you do slow-mo? It's like the Night King. Yeah, she's terrifying. So yeah, I bet Jamaica comes in slow motion while Reagan makes an amazing dinner. Reagan can definitely cook. She's not one of those people on TV.

He's like, I really love to cook. I mean, she even like mixologizes her drinks for everybody. She's like, here's the sprig of rosemary. Yeah, I know, I know that too. You know, it's just like a nice tea. She's like, well, I took some lids and Yeah, I know, I noticed that too. You know it's just like a nice tea. Well, I took some with the nice tea, and I just put some rosemary in it. And this ice cube I actually made in a artisanal ice cube maker. You'll notice it as geometrically symmetric.

And Tamika, who is so... I'm like, ah, I'm your best friend. I can't believe you're there Thomas. That's when I'm your best friend. She talks kind of like she's drunk. But I think she got the wrong Size veneers put in because she's kind of like so I think she's trying to like make it work around her mouth Yeah, I always make it work on used to the new spatial dynamics

So she's always saying you know, we're supposed to be best friends. You didn't tell me this we're supposed to be best friends I mean I can't believe you didn't tell me this. We were best friends. She comes into her house and she says, oh my god, I haven't been here. It's beautiful. Like I haven't been here. I haven't even been here. This is like totally beautiful. No, we're supposed to be best friends. Yeah, we're supposed to be best friends. And there's like the first one in your house, like your real house, not your like study shack slash like a fair domain. So then you're bonin your bonin. You're going to to get stabbing Gavin. It's not a cabin. So, yeah, so basically it's like the day after the big like store opening in the mall that Reagan had and she's like, oh my god, that was like a nine month process getting ready for the show.

And to me, it's like, yeah, I feel you. It's like you birthed two babies last night. It's like you had a baby. It's almost like, it's almost like we were a bunch of sperm coming into your egg of a shop, right? Baby, baby, like seriously? Were you feeling hurt last night? It's hard not to slip into Bethany

because she doesn't kind of have that. I feel like I'm on like the page of Sorbo Bethany spectrum. I feel like it's, you know, and some ragas are in there. So she walks into the house and she's like, oh my God, you definitely have a top of house because this is exactly the same as your other house.

It's exactly the same. It's like, shut up, Tamika. Can you be nice for two seconds? And this is Tamika's big season where she's like, oh, I'm a totally different person now. I'm totally changed. I'm like, you are not, you're horrible. You're just as horrible as before.

Yeah. And like, is it really Reagan's fault that there was a sale on Wayfair? No. So she tells us, I mean, I do know what's happening. I do know what's happening. It's like totally obvious what's happening. And then we get a montage of Reagan being like,

no, I'm not drinking today, Jess. No, thank you. I'm not going to drink today. No, thank you. I'm not gonna drink today. No, I don't want to drink today. I'm fine. No, I don't want to drink today. And my uterus is feeling full. I mean, so then Ragnar is like, you know,

because she's always cooking, she puts out a lovely spread. Much better than Jeff's weird cheese spread. He put out the first episode. It was like cheese on a, like a tiny like saucer with like a berry next to it, still better than Jennifer's at the act throwing night, still better. Anyway, I'll never let her, let that down.

So Reagan takes out, she bakes some brie and she takes out the brie on this like sheet pan. That's like a metal sheet pan, obviously. And she puts down on the counter, she's like, okay, now this one's very hot, so I don't touch it. And then Timmy could just go and touch it, she's like, oh! Oh!

Oh! Man, you are an anchor, woman. You should not be doing things like that. You have to be a voice of authority on some way. I mean, I can't believe that. Like, you're supposed to be my best friend, like that totally burned me. She's like, I stay mom to touch it.

Oh my God. You're doing the most with your plate, just like Kelsey did the most last night. I mean, like, whatever. She liked us the most. And plate just like Kelsey did the most last night. I mean like Whatever she does the most and Rachel's like what would you hate her? I'm trying to think how Rachel talks like Rachel does definitely does not talk like that though She has she has like a thick norlont accent, but like can you do it on accents are like I? New York accents are so

Hard because in a weird way they almost in a weird weird way. They almost sound New Yorkish But they are southern so there's in a weird way they almost in a weird weird way they almost sound New Yorkish, but they are southern, so there's like a weird like it it's like always southern until there's like a weird like how I don't know I always think of Renny from Big Brother because she was she's like I'm running high like like a weird she talks like this a little bit but she's southern so she talks like I can't I can't Like I need to just like a mercen... I have to go down to New Orleans and immerse myself in the accents Yeah, and then I'll that way I can do a semi-shitty accent as opposed to a fully shitty accent Yeah, well I'm full full on shitty accent. So she's like duh. She said don't touch it

So to me cuz like yeah, you're doing the best with your play, like anything she's using this baked debris being beautiful to talk shit about Kelsey, like that's what kind of person to be like, Kelsey is sort of like the big breed of the cast, you know, delicious cheese, delicious beautiful rap. Like it's like Kelsey is like, she seems very like lovely and normal. She's probably the one like, she seems like a great person, right? And yet, there's something about her that everyone is like, she's great, but I can't have too much of her.

Everyone, only Tameka's saying that. Everyone else is like, she's nice. Don't be brainwashed by Tameka. Tameka's evil. She's that housewife that's like, I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like her until everybody else is like,

I don't like them either. They like get a pack of intel. And so far it's just Tameka trying to like get Kelsey kicked out of this cast you know no Kelsey is lovely She's like she says I'm like I mean I she says to us and so they showed what they're talking about when she was joking with Reese They said well who's your biggest competitor Megan and Kelsey was like come Jeff Charleston Which I thought was funny, you know, I thought that was like, um, Jeff Charleston, which I thought was funny. You know, I thought that was like an innocent little thing.

No, to me, it's mad because it was a line that to me could probably wanted to say. And she was like, damn it. Kelsey had a good line. I don't like this. I feel threatened right now. Yeah, she's always hated this girl. So she's like, um, I mean, you missed everything. So like, that's what it is.

Like you, you missed everything. I mean, because you were birthing, you know, you know, birthing, birthing a store. So, you know, everything's fine. Like, you just did this. You need a shirt that's like, everything's fine. Everything's, because you were birthing. You know, birthing, birthing a store. So, you know what, everything's fine. Like, you just did this, you need a shirt. It's like, everything's fine. Everything's fine. Because that's you. You're like, everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

Like, just because... Yeah, just because you'd like, open up a store, and you're like, oh, great. Now I'm in the clear, everything, like, I'm feeling blue. And it was so easy. It's like a clear, blue, easy moment, you know? Like, everything's fine. That's what you are. But everything is good now. I have a store, I have a new man. I'm about to give,

I'm praying to you. I'm about to give you more, I'm praying. She's like, um, like, look, there's more than outside the T-shirt, everything is fine. Okay. What is that, you're, what is that,

you're new store? Everything's fine. You have a T-shirt store. Called everything is fine. Everything is fine now. It really is. Nothing could possibly be wrong right now, except for the fact that you just touched that hot pan

and now your fingerprint is emblazoned onto the pan for the rest of its life. Well, everything's fine, okay? Everything's not fine, okay? Everything's not. Why are you so insistent to everything's not fine? You know what? You're off the master of everything's fine, okay?

And then, Reagan's like... You know what? I just off the master of everything's fine. Okay. And then, Regan's like, you know what, I just don't want to talk about this anymore. And like, to make it was the tear that's just shreds and like when I'm just like trying to start over, also on pregnant soul. Yeah, you want to drag me into a pit of disaster. And I'm not in that place, Jeff. And then, and then Regan's like,

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I Grieved very privately and the form of my grief was having a baby Baby party where we listen to Amy Grant on a EP for an hour. And so Reagan won't fight with her and she's like oh my god she hates me right now. Like you know what I'll take that I'll take that Reagan every day over that I don't know what I'm dealing with Reagan. Okay.

Yeah. To make a fucking asshole woman like just shut up. I know and by the way for the record I would totally go to a baby baby party. I just realized I was like no that sounds like a fun time Listen to Amy Grant for an hour So now we have How do I not know the second lyric of that? I still remember when Amy Grant How do I not know the second lyric of that? Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Colorado, they were in some like ski resort in Colorado and they saw them in the elevator and I was like, that's so awesome mom

That's amazing. We love Amy Grash. Like not anymore. She turned out to be a total fake because she left her husband for a fint skill That's right. I remember listening to the hard-motion tape and I remember I was like God I loved it so much and but I remember like the like the very last song of it cuz it's like a mainstream album but the very last song is like here's some Jesus stuff and I was like oh my god it's Christian rock I like didn't know what to do with myself cuz I'm Jewish and I was like I've never I felt like I was being non-Jewish by listening to like a very Christian song about Jesus I don't like it. What do I do? What do I put my hands?

I don't know what to... What do I believe? Yeah, but I got over it. And I listened to that cassette a million more times for the next several years. Well, last gig. Because Amy Grant to Christians back then, it was like, now she's the Antichrist.

She did a mainstream album and went with Vince Gild. And they were like, Antichrist, for horsemen. Hey, why don't you name your new album the for horseman? Anyway, let's see some guys. Wait, I felt like I heard you say something, but I also felt like I was talking over it. Oh I said let's give see what the guys are doing. Jeff is playing basketball alone. It's Jeff does. I feel like Jeff does that a lot. Yeah, he's playing basketball and he's like hitting net after net or hoop after hoop, whatever.

And John, John, little John Moody comes over and he's like, hey, Jeff, what are you doing? And he's like, he's sort of stretching and he's like, right, he's like, oh, I'm about to come kick your ass. I'm going to be like, here I come, after I'm done stretching, after I come stretching. And then of course, he can't score for the life of him. Yeah. And then, and new Jeff, like,

season two Jeff is like all about being shady in his interviews and he's like, um, Johnson athlete, you know, he ran track and through javelin at an art college in art college Yeah, super bowl rings professional athlete with a very sad intercourse So he's like yeah, you know, I'm officially divorced now and I'm working on approving myself and my best version And I'm just working on being my best version, but everyone's like are you all right Jeff? Are you all right? And I just don't know why they're asking that.

And then they cut to the clip of Justin last week. Like, bro, my friends say they're okay, and I've known two people who have killed themselves. And he's like, oh my God. How did we go from like, are you okay with your divorce to suicide? Like, no. People just get off my ass.

Jeff is like, listen, bro, I'm okay. I got my ears pierced and I'm of a certain age. Clearly that means I'm okay. Yeah, I'm wearing tight shirts now. I dyed my hair and I'm possibly getting a new sports car. Nothing says I'm okay like that. So even John says, like listen dude, like no one's seen you grieve. So that's why we're concerned for you. So this is like, you know, like even like no one's seen you grieve. So that's why we're

concerned for you. So this is like, you know, like even John Moody's picking up on this. Yeah, and I like how I put it. He's like, uh, in order to get through this, you have to have gone through a breakdown stage. Like everyone's insisting that everybody else has to be a mess on the show. And he's like, the breakdown stage was the last two years of our marriage, it sucked. And then they sort of clip of bragging when she's like, Jeff, why are you acting like that? You're okay. I feel like you're about to fly into a blind range. And she's like, I'm not. But you are, Jeff, you are. Like you're totally waging right now. He's like, no, I'm not. Yes,

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So Jeff Basley tells us he's like, yeah, you know, Reagan was very controlling and I sacrificed a lot of my personality when I was with her and then we see clips of Reagan like Jeff walk over there Jeff walk over there now Jeff. I'll put that down. Put that down Jeff. Jeff. Okay, bet. Okay, roll over roll over Where's the arrow rings, Jeff? Like seriously? I can't with you. Yeah, so he's like, yeah, when I told Reagan I wasn't happy you. Yeah, so he's like, yeah, when I told Reagan I wasn't happy, she left me. So there we go.

And so, yeah. And John's like, well, I just want you to know I'm there for you. And he's like, I know, you know, I know that so much there, because it's not like I have any family. I'm like, oh my god, Jeff, you're not helping. John's like, just so you know, I'm always there for you, but if you try to call me on my cell phone, that's strictly for the ladies.

So I guess I'm not really there for you by... I'm here for you right now and then I'm gone. You're going to be alone again all alone in the world. Are you sure you don't want to break down? You've got five more minutes of my time. Yeah, exactly. Oh God, I wish I did not find John Moody so attractive. He really is to me. He's so cute, so cute and so dumb. Anyway, so now it's like we get the montage thing where we see what everyone's doing around this around the city You know, so to me can barrier checking into a hotel because they're gonna be having a staycation and then Justin and Kelsey are at home with their Quote-unquote fur baby, Rue, there it looks like a is that like a golden doodle? It's like an enormous poodle type dog

There it looks like a is that like a gold is that a golden doodle? It's like an enormous poodle type dog I don't know what kind of dog that is. I think it's a poodle a poodle blend So I call it and I don't care. Yeah, it's too big And then we see Reese Reese who's the new boyfriends who to be fiance of a Reagan Groundship would yeah round ship being in the corner of the stable and then so gross Like you wait for the camera crew This is the first time you've had the camera crew to yourself and you're fucking pissing in the stable dude Come on. Yeah, are there like not any bathrooms on your farm? Is that like we're just gonna like be one with the animals?

Do the horses need that from you? Yeah, I mean you know how horse piece smells to us is disgusting Imagine what Reese's smells like to them. This is why we have, this is why we had animal. What was it called? What was that book, that famous George Orwell book, animal farm? Not animal house?

No, animal house. Not animal house, animal farm. Everyone's equal, but some people are more equal than those. Yeah, this guy has, Reese's, Reese's the reason why that there was no rising. These horses are like, you know what? We're taking over and we're creating a communist nation here in this barn.

Yeah, they're like, we are sick of the human being acid all over the floors and we're losing our hooves. So let's revolt. Yeah, seriously. It's funny. I mean, it is funny that Reese works on a farm because he knows what it is. He's almost like the chicken run version of Shep.

Right? The chicken run version? Like like if the people who made chicken run decided to make a version of chef That's what Reese would be right. I feel like he's the Garfield version of chef like that's playing Garfield in the school play Like if he was playing Garfield Yeah, woody yeah, he is like and he's like day drinking on camera. He's just so gross. This guy is and he's so charming too in his way like it The first guy saw him. I was like, oh, I can totally see what she's going for with this guy like he's immature But he's got like family many I guess and he seems to at least be kind of charming But now I'm like you're gonna be 500 pounds and less than a year because you've had a lady with a job to marry, and you're probably gonna like squeeze her arm too hard,

you know, or like be like slightly abusive, and then he whips it out in this episode, I can't believe it. Yeah, I'm just, I'm not totally sold on him, like there are things about him that I, I'm sure I'm not, now I'm like, you're fucking lazy ass lifetime husband. It's like he's like the lifetime husband who would murder you, but he's too lazy

to chase you down the driveway with a knife. Yeah. Perfect Cameron Matheson. Roll for him. So anyway, I compliment him too much by making Cameron Matheson. Yeah, really? I know, it's more like, not Cameron Matheson,

it's more like Garfield. Garfield. Garfield is like, okay, a new chapter. We're going to finally do a lifetime movie. So Kelsey goes, we land on Kelsey going to a coffee shop with Reagan and they're sitting there and Reagan says that, is telling Kelsey that Jeff came by before the opening of her boutique. And that like, he was like all unsettled

and threw her off and she didn't really know how to like, deal with it. Yeah, he was unsettled. You brought him up, you brought him to meet somebody. He brings his champagne and you won't touch it. Then your boyfriend's not even there. And he finds out that he has to meet the guy in front of everybody. And you're like, well, yeah, I thought it would be better if we didn't run

everybody so, you know, like, you know, I don't feel uncomfortable. It's like you're such a selfish asshole, Reagan, my god. So she's like, I don't know what he was acting so weird about. I know. Typical Reagan. Yeah. So, um, so Kelsey's like, well, you know, I generally care about all y'all. That's just my personality, which I think is funny when people do that. I just can't help but being a very caring person. I'm just like, I'm trying to speak like her because she sort of has like a semi-marble mouth where she sort of swallows her words and as a word swallower, I know one when I see one or here, I know when I hear one.

She's like, you know, I generally care about all of y'all. That's just my personality. And I don't know, like, I have this issue with Tamika and I don't want to put you in the middle of it. It's like my issue, not yours. So I was like, wow, that was really mature and not like a, like no realities are ever says I have an issue with someone and I'm not going to put you in the middle of it because it's my issue with her.

I was like, you're on the wrong show, lady. Yeah, but she's like, well, I don't want to invite her to my housewarming, though. She's gonna be me, to me, you know. And so Reagan's like, well, the last two interactions I had with her were not pleasant. And instead of being warm and concerted, understanding she was showing me out. Like, it's all I could do to not kick her out of my house. So I thought inviting her. So you're in it anyway.

Yeah, Reagan is basically like... Um, you know, for the last few years, I've been leaning on Tamika for emotional support. And like, now that my life isn't falling apart, it's almost like I'm a stranger to her now, because she's only, like, good for me when I'm like, a disaster. So, and luckily, my life is perfect right now. It's totally perfect. It's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. My water broke. I met... Can I have some more water? That's totally perfect. It's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything of that and Regan's like, um, that's fair, but maybe like you're opening your home to make an effort and that's just showing that you're not giving up and if she's negative, if she's negative to you

and your own help, then just get rid of her because like she's exhausting, I need a break. Yeah, so we're seeing like again early, early signs of falling out between the two of them. So now, uh, you're always falling out. They're those kind kind of they're the friends that you can't take side They're that couple you don't take sides with because then you're like, oh, yeah, Tameka is being a dick and then check Oh my god, remember where fighting why do I set you were a dick? Yeah, exactly I can't don't invite him anywhere Yeah, you got to be careful with people like that So now we go to Barry and Tameka and they're at restaurants revolution

Which I thought was like a very intense name for a restaurant. And they're basically having like a date night at their staycation and you know, it's like a nice scene. Basically, they're, we learned they got scammed at their weddings. They have no wedding photos except for one. And Barry has to have- Her face looks totally different. You know, I didn't even notice. Yeah, she looks totally different. You know, I didn't even notice. Yeah, she looks totally different. Wow. Well, yeah She looks like she looks like this version of her looks like like the finding Nemo version of the original stuff. Huh elaborate

Fish base Oh, so yeah, they're on a date and they're all they're basically she was like like missing like Like she's like like she had like orange stripes or something She's like Bob even in the picture Just two giant sharks that are in like AA So they're having that that episode. We're like oh my god. We're totally different now because last year I was so stressed I was so mean to marry, but now we're totally great. Like, everything is totally amazing now.

Like, this is what I've been waiting for my entire marriage, so that's it. Now that I'm not working the mornings, we have a great relationship, and we worked hard for it, and now we're at restaurant revolution, and we're having a revolution of ourselves, of eating here and being happy, and totally happy, and everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

Yeah, oh Not buying it. Yeah, so then we go over to Barry's butt. Yeah, next morning. Yeah, so we get some nice berry butt Methan like some city Royd rage butt. I like it. I'm I'm all about all the there are like no There's some very hot men on this show and I like that we got to see a lot of them. Yeah a lot of butt a lot of like I even liked Reese's little butt A tasty butt wasn't even fine with that Well, it's not as easy my basically but every day So I'm just very impressed with whatever they throw me. Yeah, yes So yeah, Barry is basically like naked and he gets out of the shower and then he's sitting with Tamika and she's like, lesh, I was well, so tight.

I was like, and this year you're, you're what? Is this easy going to make up? Yeah, she's like, oh my god, the Santa Barry, the Santa Barry, the Smettler Barry. I was like, oh Barry, hey Tim, I want to do that. But now it's like we worked really hard to get here and we're doing really well, so this is great, this is great, this is great, this is great. So she has to go, she's upset because she has to go hang out with her cousin Jared We're doing everything well, so this is great. This is great. This is great. It's great. So she has to go, she's upset because she has to go hang out with her cousin Jared because

he wants to meet up with him and Kelsey and to make us like, you know what? Like this the year, like to make a 2.0 and like to make a 2.0 wants to meet nice everyone except for Kelsey. I love that to me is going through the Dishbag Bravo year of every Dishbag on Bravo is trying to prove that they've changed. Tamika is the only woman who's on the screen. It's Carl, Jacks, someone else, maybe Carl. We have that as an award this year, like most realistic 2.0 version of Dishbag or something. Yes, exactly. Most most improved version or something.

So then we see John with a leopard sweater wrap going, going to the store to dress Jeff. And he's one of those guys when I was a waiter when people are like, hi, I'm Jocelyn, what's your name? Ronnie. Ronnie, you're going to be a great surfer. I can just feel it. You know those people run your ass off They're never nice ass like they're nice. What's your name? And then they're like Ronnie from across the restaurant right?

That's how John walks into this store. He's like hello. What's your name? I'm John. I was like, uh-oh Yeah, he's gonna be a disaster By the way, his that that like that leopard thing that he's wearing He described he goes my look is relaxed artists If Lisa Rina was water coloring Yeah, exactly So they you know, they're they're getting rid of his dad clothes and he's like, yeah, when I, uh, when I met Regan, she totally revamped my style.

I was total lumberjack, bro. Yeah, I actually, and then we saw some, like, images of his former style. I actually thought his old, his Portland style or his Oregon style was better than his New Orleans style. I was like, that's more like your, that's just sort of like, it looked, he is a lumberjack. He's a Viking lumberjack, okay. He should be dressed like one. So they're trying to find a clothes to fit in whatever. What are they talking about? They're just like a day to game. Put's on a red shirt and basically, Jeff is talking about how, you know, they're talking

about Reagan and Jeff is like, well, you know, any girl that's going to be in my life has to respect Reagan and John's like, so you're saying that Reagan's going to be in your life forever? Like, basically everyone's like trying to nudge these two apart from being friends. Like, you can't, like, you guys, this is going to, this is not going to work. You guys have to start like separating and moving on because you guys are holding each other back. Like, he, again, even John picks up on this. Yeah. And he's like, all right, tell me how you go up to a girl and just like,

okay, I do it like this. I'm not insane. And my name is Jeff. He's like, no, no, no, no, you're not a Jeff. You are a V Jeff. You say this is a destination. And he's like, Hey, I'm the Jeff. Yeah. I don't know where life is gonna take you But let's enjoy the ride together. I was like, oh god. You've already hung out with John too long I know I just be like super bullring. Hello Jeff Super Bowl super Bowl super Bowl. So um, so now we go to Reese's family farm Which by the way, I think it's also important to show that he is like

just working, he's working to establish that as family's place. So, so Reese's, Reese's family farm and Reese's, this is what Reese tells us. He's like, hey, Reagan's the girl of my dreams and this is the person I'm supposed to be with. There hasn't been a moment the past 10 years where I haven't had a regret about not making it work. I'm like, there hasn't been a moment where he hasn't, like, he hasn't had regret. Never mind. I'm not even going though. There was something when I wrote that down, I wrote that down last night and I was like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to get him about this. And then I was like, I read it and I was like, oh, he just said that he has regrets. Okay, fine. Fine, fine. Reese, you win this one. he's just such like a slob. I love that they show him just with flies all over him.

Just like the best way to introduce it. Because he was probably inside like, well, I guess I'm gonna have some breakfast. And they're like, no, you should go out to the stables, possibly pee on something and cover them poop and flies. I feel that there also hasn't been a moment in the past 10 years where where he hasn't regretted backing up his lint biscuit greatest hit CD onto his computer because then he lost it like because he went out to like Bonnaroo and got drunk and left all his CDs on the lawn. I just had the mind of a 22 year old that took so much for granted. So he's ragged and saying hi ragged, my job. Everything is fine, everything's fine, you don't have to say that around me. He's like I'm gonna give you a stud show preview, alright. I gotta get him a halt. Just make sure he doesn't go crazy. So he's got her in the stud pins and so whenever he's in the stud pins they think they're about to get laid right because he's gonna breed them so the horse is going crazy it's like yeah

yeah he's like just stand here with his completely horny horse yeah and I'll be right back I'm just gonna get the thing for the thing you know I'm saying so he goes out to like the backyard and and he starts plopping flowers down all over. And so then, because he's gonna propose, and then he goes back to Reagan and he's like, oh, come here with me, so he leads her out to this area. But there's still this giant purple bucket right in the middle of the proposal area. He doesn't even get that out of way.

He's like, hey, could could have used that to pee in. You know, I'm like, everything I see around him, I'm like, you could have peed in that. Yeah. So he like leads her in and he gets down on a knee and he's like, babe, now that I got you here next to this purple bucket, there hasn't been one hour in the last 10 years

that I haven't had summer grit about not locking this up. I was like, I mean partial regrets locking it down. Wow what a romantic person. Yeah yeah. He's like we want the same things a family alive. We marry me and you just hear the horse in the back like hopping the wall. He's like whoa. So can I lock you down? Yeah, so this is amazing. We're getting married. Finally, Jeff has me to marry. Reese, Reese, Assa. He's like, I love you more than anything and I can't wait to get really, really fat

while you're at work. Yeah. I can't wait to use your family's inheritance because I've been cut off for my family as they only gave me this job to clean out the stalls and my siblings get all the other money. Yeah, so pretty much. I feel like he's that guy in the family. Yeah, I got this weird guy. Were you really pissing in the stables on national TV,

you idiot? Yeah, he's like, like, Louis, like his, all his like brothers and sisters are just like gorgeous wasp Southern bells and manbells, but like he's just like the runt and they're like all right you get we'll put you in the stalls and the rest of them are like You know riding a question and winning Awards for things. Yeah, so then Jared Speaking of classy jewelry

Jared oh, oh he got Zee. Classic jewelry. In the comments, but all they had to come up with is I didn't mention that Reese was like, he asked the parents for permission. And so Reagan's mom gave the grandma's antique wedding ring, which was like, poor Jeff. Yeah, interesting that that did not get passed to Jeff. So proposal. Interesting. Yeah, interesting that that did not get passed to Jeff. So yeah, proposal interesting and also interesting that Reese of course doesn't have to spend one dollar on this Yes, also very interesting. So now Kelsey and Jared are like hanging out by like a like a ditch or something

It's like they're like by like they're by some water, but it's like it's like shaggy grass It looks like it's not manic. It's like not nice, you know? Well, you're in swamp area now, but what's known? I know, there's like a bench. I mean, it's nice, but it's not like cute. So I'm just gonna criticize their choices. I love your swamp critiques. No, just because, you know. I know, I know it's just funny.

You know, like, there's sometimes when you're like walking by the water and it just feels so lovely and sometimes you're like, you're like, don't fall in that. Like, overgrown grass and it feels like there's just like shit everywhere, you know? Yeah, you're gonna get gatored in there. What'd you say?

You're gonna get gatored in there. I know. So some of them just look scary. So yeah, so Jared's there and he's like, Oh, hey Kelsey, so how's everything going? How's the house? She's like, stomachs grass. He's like, okay, where's Tameka? So I told you I was gonna arrange something and she's like, that's Kelsey, so how's everything going? How's the house? She's like, still needs grass. And it's like, okay, where's Tameca?

So I told you I was gonna arrange something. And she's like, that's today, thanks. Thanks a lot. Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah. So Tameca shows up and I was like, well, you guys have a lot to talk about. So by, I was like, wait, wait, oh, you're just leaving.

Oh, okay, that was, that's, I thought that was really slippery that he brings them together and then he pieces out. Yeah So then to me come so it's like what to me there's to me go what do you want to catwalk? Oh my god You always enter the room like a model you're amazing I'm six feet tall. He's like okay, bye She's like okay look I guess we have to talk okay Okay, like, you know, the reason's why. Like, I wanted to be good.

Like, and you were like off the wall. And like, I wanted Regan's thing to be good. And you were just acting off the wall. And I was like, where's this coming from? Like, she wasn't the total asshole. Yeah, Kelsey being off the wall. She made like some jokes during cocktail banter. There's nothing about Kelsey that was off the wall.

Yeah, and Kelsey's like, look, my only thing thing is I just don't want to be disrespected and I'm blatantly disrespected all the time. And it's like, well, like, I know you feel like I don't like you. Like, and I know you felt like that for a long time. It's just, yeah, this week met. Like, I've always felt like you didn't care. And I'm just like, I probably didn't. It's like, okay, good job. Kelsey says that to people. Yeah. Because when Kelsey said, you know,

I just don't want to be disrespected and it's because I don't want you to feel disrespected, even though everything that Tamika says to Kelsey is like, to disrespect her, either overtly or not. So, okay, like, look, okay, I do like you. I don't want you to think that it's really- I actually do like you. It's like, it's like, look, okay, I do like you. I don't want you to think that I like you. I actually do like you. It's like, it's like, I actually do.

Like, suppose, most people would think I wouldn't like you because you're just a generally horrific person. But guess what, I actually do like you. You're like sort of humanity's best kept secret. Yeah, but just because I said that, like, I like you, like, I don't want you to think like, it's just love affair with Kelsey, okay? Because like, that's not gonna happen. Like like it's not gonna be like this love affair

Kelsey's like great. I wasn't looking for a love affair. I was just wondering why you are such a heinous bitch to me Yeah, and then to me could kind of explain to yourself to us like at least I understood it more She's like oh my god. She wants it so bad like she just wants it so bad She thinks if she's in good with to me, then she's good with Justin. So, it's like, uh, she is good with Justin. Yeah, she is. But that explains, you know, Barry said last week or two weeks ago that, uh, to make a really only respects people who are strong and like sort of clap back. And I think that she sees in, uh, Kelsey, someone who was like, weak and has to go through this sort of social maneuvering in order to like be good with Justin. I think that she probably sees that as weakness. I mean either way,

I think it's kind of all a little bit of bullshit. But at X-Court sounds like she just thinks that Kelsey is like insecure. She's trying to come into her cool friends because what it seems like. Yeah, like not a- She's got really cool friends and Chelsea's just trying to come into her cool friends because what it seems like like not a she's got really cool friends And Chelsea's just trying to make herself a part like she know yeah, yeah, so Kelsey goes well I would like to extend an olive branch and invite you to the housewarming. I was like that's nice But you're not the one who's supposed to be sending the olive branch To me because the olive branch is holder supposed to be yeah, so I was held my invitation because I wanted to talk to you first Which wouldn't happen anyway because of course Justin's going to invite her. Yeah.

And so I just don't want anything to happen at the party and to me, he's like, well, I love Justin, so I won't start shit. I mean, you're fine. You're fine. You're a great couple. You guys are fine. Okay, you're fine. Can I go now? So now we then go to a coffee shop where Bravo has decided to recreate that seminal episode of The Simpsons, where Lisa Simpson tells Ralphie that she does not want to be his valentine. After he gave her the I-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3- right and at first I thought this scene I actually thought this scene was like a recreation of something that happened off camera but then as it unfolded I was like no no this is really happening so basically Reagan is at the copy shop and Jeff comes to meet and she's like I ordered you a black ice coffee and he's like you know me too well and her face just like you're from Portland you don't do clean our jobs

So he's like well, I saw that you poke racing the size that said it was great. He said Jeff is great He's like yeah, I should yeah coffee trick it. Okay, so I brought you here today Resuant me to marry And she says it with this huge smile on her face. Yeah Like like I'm gonna just sell this. You gotta sell it. And Jeff is like, what? And he's like trying to, he's trying to like,

smile, be like, that's amazing. But he's also like, what the fuck? Like, you just met this guy. And then he's thinking, like, how long has she really known him? And then he's probably thinking, like, was she seeing him while she was at that study cabin? Like, you can see like all these things were going to his head and he's like trying to think like,

oh my God, what are people gonna say about me? He's just like, he wants to like cry and scream at the same time try to like be nice and it was, it was like, it was so riveting, watching all of this. Oh my God, it was so awkward, it was like three full so riveting watching all my god. It was so awkward It was like three full minutes of him just going up I And her with that fucking Joker smile just staring at him. Yeah, and he's like it's funny because I think the reason why I thought it was a fake

Like a recreation was because like this feels like it's being acted out But I realized it's not that it was that it felt like it's being acted out but I realize it's not that it felt like it's being acted out it's just that he had to utter out such fake happiness at that moment and he couldn't do it you know oh man yeah he's like is this a part where I'm supposed to break down and cry because I might be able to do it but then she's just staring at him with that fucking smile on her face yeah and he goes he goes I'm he starts to almost a shan in the door like I'm happy. He's like I'm happy. I'm happy. What did you say by the way? Did you say yes or

she's like yes, I said yes. Oh, I'm I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm actually just keeps going you got you got you good you good you good Jeff you got you got Jeff Jeff you got Jeff I'm you got you got Jeff you got you good Oh so awkward so then he goes no I'm it's it's actually it's a relief it's a relief because I was worried it's a relief I'll just say it's a relief. It's a relief because I was worried. It's a relief. I'll just say it's a relief. I don't know why. It's just a relief.

I mean, it's like you really feel relieved and guess, yeah, like if I wanted you back, I would have come back for you. But you was great. You was like out of nowhere. But boom. And her face is like, huh. And he's like, well, that's a mistake. She moves so fast.

Instead of moving forward, she's just going back, you know, which is true. It's like she's going from one to the other, and then she'll be back to Jeff eventually. Well, this guy's gonna, you know, do something horrible. We already see him looking horrible, like in two scenes from now, and he's gonna do something terrible,

and she's gonna be right back to Jeff, like, Oh my God, I can't believe we didn't work it out, and I said, I went back, well, but did you really move backwards because that implies that almost that Reese was ever out of the picture. But it sounds like she always loved Reese. He wasn't ready to get married, so she moved on to a football player, probably to make Reese jealous. And in fact, when things almost fell apart with Jeff, she went back to Reese, and then he was a sloppy mess.

So then she went and gotten engaged to Jeff the very next day. Probably again, ultimately as revenge towards Reese. And then she's in this marriage that was like nice, but ultimately had no legs. And then it seems like maybe she was cheating in the last year. So with that downtown study cabin. So was he really ever gone? Was it really ever a backwards move or just a lateral? Sideways. Yeah, sideways, lateral. That works. That I got to the bottom of that.

So then Justin and Kelsey are trying on things for Halloween and they're kind of boring. Okay, so then Reagan and Reese. Fill her scene. Yeah, let's go to them. Reagan and Reese. So Reagan comes home from her coffee and she tells Reis that she just told Jeff and he's like,

how do you take it? He's awesome, right? Can I get his autograph still or no? Can I? No? Okay. And he's like, oh, well, he took it well. And then she says he took it well and we have flashback of Jeff with his head in his hands.

Like, oh, here we go. It was closer. And he's like, well, that's great. The last week, the last few weeks has been consumed with meeting Jeff and now you're my fiance. And so it's like time for the next chapter. And look, I've been patient. And like, well, this divorce was postponed and postponed.

And this didn't stop me from pursuing you. Like, this hasn't been easy, okay? It's been a year. Like, your brother got married and I couldn't even go. Like, what is this? Like, people are even starting to ask me And like he turns into this fucking asshole Yeah, you know what if you don't want someone who's going through divorce stop fucking married people you prick

Yeah, thank you Fuck you dude. No, no, once he locks it down and the real the real guy comes out You know some girl pregnant and a wedding ringer wedding finger wedding ring on her finger He's like all controlling. Yeah, we seem sleeping with the enemy. We know what happens enjoy enjoy arranging your cans of tuna So anyway, he's not blatantly like rude and abusive on TV shit good luck with that don't marry that fucker And then Reagan's like um, you must be stressed from work He's like, um, yeah, I don't just sell jewelry. Okay, I'm doing with real grown-ass animals that go out and make a paycheck and support a farm. Like, you're sticking your ass up up the horses. I mean, you're just hand a piss on the ground while you're day drinking you piece of shit.

You like fuck you. And then he's sitting there acting like he's on his laptop doing actual work. Oh my god, really? Yeah, enjoy that, that mind sweep mind sweeper. Oh good. Oh wow you hit a bomb again. Yeah whatever porn hub. Fuck this guy. What a prick. I know. So so now it's Halloween and Reagan and Reese are like gonna be are dressing up as Cleopatra and Mark Antony and so they like they're all gonna like I guess go to a haunted house or something because all the time we meet this woman named Rose who's a haunted house guy He's like we are not just going to a haunted house. We are going to the most haunted house in New Orleans In fact perhaps the most haunted house in all of America if not the world the world! Like, okay Rose, let's settle down. Yeah calm down Rose, you're making minimum wage, okay?

Save it. I know, like I feel like maybe that juliar training is coming in too well, just relax. Yeah and Reagan's like, are you ready? And Reese is like, sorry, I gave you a hard time, babe. Yeah, today. And she's like, um,, that's okay. I just wanted to tell Jeff first, instead of hearing it from Barry to Mika, I was like, okay, wait a sweep that one under the rug. Everything's fine, everything's fine. Everything's fine, everything's fine.

Oh my god, you should have a T-shirt. So then Barry to Mika, show up as a voodoo king and create everybody shows up dressed. Yeah, you know, and John is Richard Simmons. Yeah, sort of. Like, and then he's like, I think Jeff, no, it's Justin, he's like, he's like, I think Jeff, was it, no, it was Justin's like, he's like, little Richard Simmons, little Richard, and Richard Simmons, he's like, little Richard Simmons, he's like, cracking himself up. And I love that, John, I'm not John,

Jeff showed up as a gladiator, which is like, perfect because since, since, since, recent Reagan were dressed in like, like also Greco-Roman style. That Jeff was like, that's nice that you're Mark Antony. I am like eight feet tall and built like a wall of bricks and I will destroy you one of these days. You won't know what happens, but it will happen. Yeah. So, Rick is like, okay, everybody, now that we're all here,

I'm so glad that we're celebrating Halloween together. We just got engaged This is what it's out. This is what everyone's reaction was Rose is like is now a good time for me to talk about the most haunted house in America Rose Rose, this is not your moment It's a rose doesn't say congratulate you even rose Even rose on the machine rose on the machine And to me cuz like I just said let's move on don't keep secrets and then she melts it She's getting married in a group setting and I know nothing about it like I thought I'm supposed to be your best friend

I am done I'm done I then you just the nail start doing like a reluctant, like golf clap, like. It's like when you see a really bad street performance, but you feel like, well, he was trying to play the guitar. Yeah, he's not getting my dollar, but I can't really spit on him either, you know. And Reagan's like, well, I told that first. So let's eat drink and be scary. that first so that's it drink and be scary. I also would have strange way to announce the the engagement like oh before we go on a haunted

tour of all this while we're standing here in an alley we're engaged so yeah awkward so that was super fun. It was so good. Let's just talk over real housewives of the Potomac a little bit shall we? Yeah, so like the big, the overall arc of this is that Monique had her rainbow party, which is like to celebrate her, the new pregnancy after the miscards that she went through. So there's a lot of talk about that, like very serious and like very, actually really lovely and emotional and Ashley talks about it and And we see Michael you know we make fun of Michael all the time, but like actually he was very emotional about about you know There miscarriage, which I thought was was was was was moving

But also that the thing that went along with that was that this is the first time that Monique's mother-in-law has come face-to-face with Monique in like two years. Yeah, so she was finally let back in the house. This is the first time she's even been to this house. So she came and, you know, she was shady as ever. She's really funny, I think. Yeah. But she's standing there talking to Ashley and she's like, Oh, I smell your husband.

And she goes, what do you mean? Like, you smell his cologne or his drink? And she goes, I will not drink, you know, just fill me with the music of the Lord. That's all I need. She goes, I'm not an alcoholic. I don't drink anything. Not an alcoholic.

So. The leak gives a speech about like, you know, how sad it was to have a miscarriage, but you know, this is a ranch. She explained what a rainbow baby is. And she's like, and you know, if anybody else would like to speak, that would be a good time, which is such an awkward thing to do at a brunch. Like anyone else want to talk about that? I also think it's like, it's like the worst thing you could ever do at a party is like, when you make your speech when it's done, you ask

for it. Does anyone else want to say something? Because guess what? People are assholes and they like to get on that microphone. And then what happens is, people don't shut up and they say the same thing over and over again. Have you ever been to a wedding where that happens? Like does anyone else wanna say anything about the couple? And then everyone says, I remember the first time, I just, I was like, these two are meant for each other

and it's just people just wanna be like, get credit for like, like being part of the emotional journey. So like, don't ever open up the microphone. Oh, I've been that person. Trust me. I'm like, hey, there's a microphone. Hand it over. Me too. That's me too. My man on it was springtime. It was dark outside. Like I'd go on like a whole speech. So yeah, Ashley, well, no one said they're gonna speak, cause like who's gonna speak, you know, it's like a weird thing to speak on.

So then Ashley's like, I'll do it. But Michael's inside getting, probably try to get laid, let's be honest. So he's inside and Ashley gives a speech, and it's actually nice. But Candace, Candace Ann Karen was giving some attitude to, and her diary room thing, she's not. She's like, well, I, you know, I know that that that's really painful for them so I'm not gonna go after them for

that but everyone was clapping after her speech Karen just went and then looked down at her napkin yeah also so Chris's mom also made a speech and she she basically was like I want to put the pass behind us and no I owe Monique an apology and I love her, we're all going to be together. So there was like finally an apology moment and then there was like there's also an awkward releasing of dubs which you know I felt bad for those birds just being stuck in there. They're like, get me the hell out of here. So by the way, so then Candace and Chris arrive and they arrive after all the speeches, which I'm like, you know That's kind of tacky. I mean, this is like a

It's like a it's a happy party But it's also like you want to be there for those speeches. You really want to support in those moments and Monika's like Um, I highly doubt Chris is the reason they're late just because he has a brown penis doesn't mean he's on CPG I love Monika sitting there and cracking jokes this whole season. Yeah, me too. Oh actually, actually Candace was there for Ashley's story though, so I should say that. Yeah, she wasn't there for the first speech, but she was there for the sit down dinner speech or whatever, the sit down lunch speech.

So then Ashley pulls Karen aside and she's like, you know, you and I have had an Iraqi pass and Karen goes THEIRRY ROCKY! Well, I mean, I would call it more pebbly. She's like, oh, no, Rocky. Security! Security, those are like a road over here. I don't know the right tyres for this Rocky road, right here. Can we get some tyres here?

I want to have a good year, and I mean that both my tyres and my life. Well, I think we should do a nice activity that's just us to maybe bond. And she's like, just us. I don't know. I'm hopeful. But there's pain there, Ashley. There's pain. And I'm not voting. I love what you're giving it. I love that you're being open. Look, you're open. I know. But no, Karen's trouble. She will always try to meet these ladies where they want to meet. She'll always make up with Jacelle when Jacelle Like Karen for real this time. Let's be friends and then Jacelle will fuck her over in the next five minutes You know, but you know, I'd rather that because I sometimes I can't stand when it's like an ongoing feud that just is like

I hate like a season long stalemate. I love a season long build up to long stalemate. I love a season long build up to like a falling out like Bethany and Carol or you know there are other ones you know Kyle and Lisa. I love the build up to it but then after the after the feud happens like after the like the fallout happens watching like a season long standoff like an orange county which happened for like two years with Vicki, it gets old. So I'm happy that you guys like. Yeah, I just mean that Karen always gets fucked over. Because we always forget everybody, but then it's like the next second,

because we've seen the previews for the upcoming for the rest of the season, which is amazing. Oh, amazing, amazing. We see, you know, the assing immediately turns on her. But you know, the thing is though with Karen, I think that she actually likes getting fucked over so that way she can have it as something to hold over people.

Yeah, well, that's true probably. So then they decide they're gonna go to use some bonding day or something. And then we meet, or we've met Jacelle's mom before, but Jacelle's mom comes for a visit. Yeah, and she's like, you know, I miss you sometimes, and sometimes I think a separation is good. you're awful, Giselle. Pretty much. So Giselle tells her that she's now ready to buy a house and is going to most likely be this investment property

that looks like a shack on a large piece of land. And the mom's like, oh, Jesus. Like Giselle, do you not watch your own show? First of all, you're sealing Robin's storyline. And second of all, it's a terrible storyline to steal. I mean, have you seen what's going on with Robin? Yeah, and you've just gotten a good couch. Like, you've got one good couch after three years, or after four years. Okay, like, focus on every few beauties.

Focus on every you. Serenky, you're looking for Tranky. So she's like, yeah, I just got, you know, look, I got this if Robin can do it I mean Robin rehab the house and she's totally fine cut to Robin. Oh, oh god. Oh God Robbins shitty flip probably the worst flip we've ever seen on reality TV, you know reality TV They you know they we the Reality TV loves a happy ending when it comes to flips, okay?

Like there's HGTV is dedicated to it. You watch them take the shittiest house and they turn into something very nice and fun and flipping out Anything you just see all these flips and it's always happy but with Robbins and it was like This is shitty to start with and I think it's gonna be shitty to end with I don't think this has a good trajectory right now No, they're putting trim on the wrong parts of the wall I mean, it's just not good. She forgot to get two cabinets. I mean, she was naive to think

that she could do it all in four months anyway. Do you remember when she first walked in there, it was like there was no floor, there was a spestus, like, it looked like it was snowing full of a spestus, you know, in my mind. It was just- When you can do it everywhere.

I did that with my dad growing up, and you can do it fast, but you have, in my mind. It was just, I did that with my dad growing up. My dad did that growing up. And you can do it fast, but you have to do it fast. Like, but I feel like you have to know what you're doing also. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you have to know how to schedule it out or whatever, because it's like what nine months, how long has it been? It's been 10 months. And Robins like, she's, she's like also excited about it because she's hoping it's gonna like Enhanced her relationship with Juan because he'll she's excited to see what what's gonna happen once Juan sees that she can prove her success Which I'm like, hmm that's sad. This is sad

Yeah, that made me that made me really sad for her and I'm usually not sad for Robin But she's been fairly nice to season and it makes me sad So then She's been fairly nice this season and it makes me sad. Yeah, I said that. I was like, oh, so then basically she's like, well, we're going to put on some doorknobs ourselves to save some time. This group gun doesn't work. And then they added, the editors added like another $20 to the budget. Yeah.

Oh, God. Well, you know, it's like a pancake. The first one's not going to be good, but keep going Robin. So then we see, we have a scene with Monique with Chris and Shirley, the mother-in-law, and they just sort of talk more about like, Shirley taking jabs all the time, and she's like, I don't do that. I just have the mindset that like, you know, I'm the mama, and Chris, you should say, that's my mama, my mama can say whatever she wants to say.

Yeah, and they're like, no, that's not how it works. So that apology bit nothing. Exactly, that's exactly what that was. She's like, I'll apologize to all the people in public, but in private, you're still a heifer. Yeah. Yeah, and I like that Monique's not just sitting there taking it, but she's also not gonna make a huge drama

She's like no, ma'am. No, no, no, no, no, let's move forward So then Ashley and Michael go to get some I'm sure acupuncture To make you know get those a she's like, oh, yeah, I feel it my eggs Mm-hmm And then jazel and Candice meet up to gossipossips. This is like the main Gossips scene of the episode. I'm so jealous that Candice can eat like this and look like that. Because usually on these shows people are like, I will have Arugula with half of a grilled salmon, please.

And she's like, I'll have that short rib mac and cheese, please. And she says it like this. I'll just have the short rib mac and cheese. I'll just have the full slab of ribs with mac and cheese and some greens. Thank you, just that. So, so, so, Jacelle is saying, Jacelle actually gets to Chris's restaurant first

and she's talking about how she views Candace as a little sister, which is funny because last season, they hated each other and it was like, Jacelle was almost not even going to get invited to the wedding and now all of a sudden, Candice is a little sister. I'm like, wait, when did this shift happen really? I don't even know.

Jacelle's so wishy-washy with that stuff. Jacelle just, she's like, okay, I can't shoot with Karen. Robyn's too far to shoot with. Ashley's a monster, so I guess I'll just shoot with her today, you know? Yeah. So Candice joins and we also learned that Chris is coming out with a cookbook. I was like, huh? Isn't Chris, he's not even the cook. No, he's like a manager. It's like, it's like how to pour soda. What I always wanted to know from my managers, but they kick it home. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So I think Candice and Haneley, she's like, oh, you know, the party was nice.

The ramble party was nice. And that's great. But then Ashley takes the mic and starts giving this fucking speech and no tears, but she starts doing this whole like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh's not, the Candace, this is a losing battle for you. And then, and on top of that, Candace is like, because let's not forget that her husband's going around talking that he wants to suck other men's dicks. And I'm, I'm not gonna say it for now. I was like, okay, so now she's gonna, now she's inching closer to, to, to stirring that

pot. Yeah, so much mess. And then she also stirs the pot because she's talking about in New Orleans How Monique was making fun of Katie and how Monique compared Katie to Amistad and And just else like oh and you laughed at that and can't it's like no, I did not laugh at that a flashback of can't just like Literally slapping her in the use laughing. Also Candice made it sound way worse than it was. Candice made it sound like Monique was saying

she looks like Amistad, like a slave on a ship, which is not the vibe that Monique was saying. No, she was just trying to make it joke, you know? Yeah. So, and then after that, so now Jizzel's all mad about that, like that is so rude and Candice's like, I should have just shut up. I shouldn't have said anything.

Which is hilarious because that's what Juzelle said after she served the pot and got Candace in trouble. Yep. But at least they're going to bring some mess. We need it so far, I think, this season. It's time for some mess. And it looks like it all pays off in that preview. Yeah, absolutely.

So then Ashley and Karen go to a pink himalayan sea salt healing room with Terry the healer. Terry's like, I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger. I was like, oh, leave. Run. For me, my favorite part of the scene was Karen walking into the the bill, whatever the shop, whatever it was, walking through the door and she nearly knocks the bell off the door and she's like, ah! It's good, it just bell tried to attack me. It's bell tried to attack me. Ah!

So Ashley's like, my hammer said that people don't breathe when they hug and you're supposed to hug like this. And she hugs Terry and they both breathe in and then exhale. And Karen's just looking at her like, oh God, she tells us, I need you to let me go now. Yeah, security, I feel like I'm trapped.

So Terri takes him into this cave, the salt cave, and she's like, yes, breathing in the Himalayan sea salt is going to help you release all the negative stuff because the sea salt is made of negative ions. I was like, I don't know if that's how science works But okay, I'll go with it. Just cuz you pair the word negative a negative doesn't mean it's gonna do this but okay Okay, Terry She's like the diaphragm is where people shove energy gosh you have a lot of stuff there Karen She's like, well I haven't pooped yet today

Constipation is part of my grief So Terry starts and you know, I mean Terry knows exactly how to get people put people down the path of crying so first she goes Okay, Karen You can't be this strong forever. We'll only wear you down And Karen's like not buying it. She's like, I don't think so security security. I can't be this strong get him out of here Security security I can't be this strong get him out of here Like I am this wrong. I don't need you lady. I am this wrong. That's how I'm built. I don't need anybody or anything I'm talking to your dad right now Yeah, she just says dad

It takes a lot of strength to keep a fax machine industry is still going So she talks about you know, she is strong, but she's still just grieving and, you know, all of that. And then, went to her release, she goes, oh, wow. I could just nail that one. Fuck him, Terry. So then, Karen and Ashley are left to talk alone and Ashley's like, now that you've expressed your grief, I will express mine too. I am sad. And my husband's so old what if he dies once we have a kid and she's like listen I'm married to an old fart too. You

have a kid and they're re-invigorating some it's like putting a battery in a girl. Yeah and they bond and I mean it's actually like a very nice scene and but it's you know I Also kept thinking like they're like in a suburban strip mall Like in a room made of salt This feels in the middle like Maryland Yeah, I'm not brings us to the end of that until next week that that preview really did get me Yeah, that preview you know what I loved about that preview for coming up the season was that there was like a lot of fighting And I look like real fights and it was like multiple scenes because sometimes I'll be like coming up this season was that there was a lot of fighting and I look like real fights and it was like multiple scenes because sometimes I'll be like coming up this season and they'll make it look like there's like 10

fights but you notice that they're all in the same clothing so it's like one big fight that they chop up to make it seem like it's episode after episode it that's only one episode but this one was like this one looked like legitimate like chaos so I'm excited I mean I love this show I really do even when it's like a slow episode I'm still enjoying it but I'm excited for it to pick up a little bit. Yeah this is a pretty good Sunday night of TV all and all. It was and tomorrow we will be doing below deck make on video so if you guys want to come do our live streams with this come to crap and so on demand

Over at our patreon page and you can also watch these videos after we do them We're doing it at noon Pacific time So if you can't make that just go watch the videos on crap and so on demand Yeah, and don't forget you can chat about all this stuff and whatever you really want to chat about on our discord channel We're really excited about that. So go join there Yeah, everybody. We'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye.

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