Watch What Crappens - SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

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Okay. Yeah. We encourage you all to do it. So there's also lots of other stuff to show, but we are going to table that because we are sitting at not just a table. We're sitting at a Thanksgiving table. Okay. sitting at a Thanksgiving table, okay? I don't know why I'm making it a strange table transition in a remote voice, but I'm doing it and I'm leading into it, okay? It is friends giving still on Southern Charm Nola. Yes, and if anyone watched last episode they saw that that guy was named Doug the gay. Yeah, so Doug to messy Doug messy messy dog Yeah, dog last episode dog told Jeff like um, I would have to tell you this or

Rickens pregnant And which then caused Jeff to spiral madly out of control Yeah, and a lot of Hand on the forehead acting yes with Doug and Jeff both. And so we open with that. And Jeff's like, God, why did you tell me right now, God, this is enough to put me over the edge. And then Tamika, of course, giving her ongoing

speedy Gonzalez, Yelp review at all times of everything around her. Like, are we sitting down right now? Like, what are we supposed to be doing? We're supposed to be sitting down, like, what kind of friends giving us is? Like, seriously, like, what are we sitting down right now? Like, what are we supposed to be doing? Are we supposed to be sitting down? Like, what kind of friends giving us this? Like, seriously, like, what are we doing right now? Are we eating or are we standing?

Are we standing, like, what are we? What are we, what are we, what are we, what's happening right now? Like, what's going on? Like, is it a friend's giving? Or is it like a friend minus one giving? Like, what's going on? So, yeah, because she's basically New Orleans version

of Bethany. So, there's like, tension at the table when Jeff finally comes and everyone's looking. I noticed also, by the way, I was so sad. Did you notice this, Ronnie? Their Rachel has been demoted from everyone's friend to Jeff's friend. I was like, what happened to everyone's friend? Yeah, she had a rough Reagan episode. So they had to start specifying. Yeah, exactly. She did get another upgrade there later in the episode. Yeah, it went back to everyone's friend. Oh, it did Oh, she's yeah, when she came into the event at the end. It was she was bad. Was that her husband she was with?

I She was but I didn't notice it because I noticed in the middle of the episode when she When she met with with Reagan she was then Reagan's friend. So basically her her title got bounced around a lot like I'm glad that she wound up being everyone's friend in the end I was worried that there was like some drama She has like I like that her kairan has feuds with other kairans basically Yeah, her kairans are arguing So anyway, so to me cuz like what's what why is there tension? There's like tension right now

And I don't understand why those tension you know happening right now So Jeff is like well Doug just told me that Reagan's pregnant and to make us like did you not know I thought you knew like I thought you knew and he's like to make it. Did you happen to see a giant Viking running through the gravel pits of New Orleans? No, that means he didn't know Yeah, but he did just go running through the streets So they're like oh god didn't you already run through the streets over the S.J.? Yes.

Lock the doors. He's like, no, I was running through the streets because I found out that Reagan just kicked me off of her family Starbucks plan. Yeah, family Starbucks plan. I don't know if that's anything. Oh, go. If only that were a thing.

So to me, because like, yeah, does not know you're not, no, I felt like he knew. Like, you're right, or die for each other. Like, in each other's world, you're like, that's just like right, or die, like right, or die. And he's like, dude, the last time I talked to her, I'm hiding these groceries so she wouldn't know about this. Yeah. And she goes, I mean, I thought he knew.

He's always talking to Reagan. But maybe he didn't know, because of course he, he's of course he loses it. You're thinking to me then? Yeah, he's like, I just freaking pulled my eyes out. Ask Doug. I just had my forehead in my hands. Ask Doug. And then he flips over his food and then Doug does his favorite move, which is put his head

in his forehead in his hands. I feel so guilty. Meanwhile, we know that Jeff, this really was new news to Jeff, because his hair has reverted to season one all of a sudden. Like it was all nice. And then all of a sudden, it's like weirdly curled and in different directions.

Yeah, Jeff has like anger status, static cling. You know, like when he's angry, things just like go haywire like a static cling commercial. Because you know like when the Hulk gets mad, when Bruce Bannum turns to the hole, he does this thing right where he like he does that like bodybuilder thing right where he like cleanses his arms together like right and that's basically what his hair does. His hair goes and it like curls up and like curls into itself.

Yeah. So it's like what are you calling me a liar? Are you calling me a liar? I'm not calling you a liar. I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just saying I thought you knew and you're lying about it right now because and so he's losing it.

Chica, maybe he didn't know. And he's like, I got to clean that plate up. I've got to clean that plate up. I just threw a plate there, I'm owning it. I'm cleaning the plate, cleaning the plate and then like Fedora Seinfeld does like, no, no bro, I'll do it. I need to have a reason to be here.

This is a good guy to clean it. He's like, we'll clean up that plate, okay Jeff? Okay, okay, we're gonna clear this up. We're gonna clear this up right now. Because here's what's going on. For the past two months, you're ex-wife. My best friend, have I mentioned that she's my best friend? Okay, because she's my best friend.

I should know this stuff, and I don't know anything. I don't know anything, so I'm here with you. I'm with you on the same side as you. Okay, here we are, both looking like Bobo the freaking clown. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, she hasn't been telling us anything for anything, for anything for like forever, you know, I then reach it just because, yup, I think it was back to eating. Yeah, it takes a huge bite. I mean, well Kelsey's like- The best part of this is Rachel just eating through the whole thing. Yeah, I just like surfacing to go, uh-huh, yup. I mean, well, Kelsey's sitting in the corner

with her mouth out and like our eyes bulging like, oh no. What are we gonna do about this? So to me, because like, Jeff's saying, oh, I need to clean the plate. I need to clean the plate, clean the plate, clean the plate, clean the plate. And to me, because like, no, no, we're not afraid of you, Jeff.

We're not afraid of you, okay? So deal with it, okay? Because we love you. So you're gonna have to deal with that. So nobody here is scared of you. Just sit down, we're gonna talk about this We're gonna talk about I'm breaking forgot I'm our best friend. Okay? And Jeff goes I love you guys. I'm sorry. So then they're like well, we want you to date a black girl now like yeah

You know, cuz I just know that will really piss off Reagan So they're all laughing about that and And it's like happiness has been restored. By the way, I'm like crazy right now. I feel like there's something about starting an episode talking about like, Tamika being feeling like and Jeff in a fight. And I'm caffeinated is like, has me in a crazy place immediately like right out, right out the gate. I'm like, uh, uh, I'm like, possessed by Tamika. I think it's really funny how it's like this huge thing and he's flipping plates and then next week, it's like next week and then it's this week and I'm like, okay, everything's okay.

Yeah. It's like immediately fine. And then it's like, oh, by the way, I, Jeff's like, guess what, guys, I have a surprise. I made a piñata. I'm like, wait, pinatas are not really a Thanksgiving thing, I don't think. Also, the idea of a pinata in Jeff's house is a little scary to me. Well, everything else has probably been beat with a baseball bat anyway. You might as well put something in there that deserves it. Yeah. Because you know when Jeff is mad, he probably goes in there and just throws everything around.

Yeah. But it's also such a bachelor thing to do. It's like when Joey and Chandler move in together, my friends. So he's got like a big pinata hanging in the front room or whatever. So they all swing at it. And it goes down with one swing. It's like totally open.

Not a good pinata. Also not a Thanksgiving theme. Like at least if you're going to do a Thanksgiving pinata, I don't know, maybe a turkey. I don't know why he had like a little donkey. Maybe it was like a rainbow donkey. Maybe it was it's, I first I thought, oh, this is gonna be about like Reese because he raised his horses or peas around them, but it was just like, I think it was the only pinata he could find. Yeah, Thanksgiving isn't like peak pinata selling time, I guess.

And you know what, I'm okay with pinyata shaming Jeff. I'm okay. This is this is our job as podcasters. Part of what we have to do is pinyata shaming people. And he's like, well, John, John helped me fill the pinyata and John's like, yeah, okay, there's one thing. Okay, let me tell you what's in here. There's one thing that he had to work to earn and the other thing is good for your

kidneys, if you're to me, and the other thing is good for your kidneys if you're to me Yeah, and the other thing is girl is good. What did he say? I don't think anybody knows what he said and the other thing is And that's when they were all like Justin can you translate that Justin's like and the other thing is sucking candies Yeah, that's like yeah, that's what I mean Justin's like I don't even know what that meant. Like, I re-hurt my neck just trying to translate that. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. So basically, cousin Jared goes his first up at the pinata and just like with one flack, it just all falls out on the floor.

And Jeff is just so mad. Like the money, dude, and my Nappa LeCore. Yeah. And Jeff was just like furious that he was not able to swing about it. Something at that moment. You could see. I think it's all just stuff Jeff has left in his drunk drawer in the kitchen. You know, he's going to be like, Hey, guys, I found another pinata. It's all of Reagan's old China.

He's a bank hanging it up. So now it's the actual Thanksgiving day. it's a holiday so we only get everybody's cam. It's like very cam. And to me, it's like, oh my god, Thanksgiving, but it's also my birthday. It's my birthday, but it's also Thanksgiving's out. And we just cut to everybody's food and I just wrote this is a Ben Trigger scene. Thank you.

Thank you for, you know what Ronnie, I've never felt so seen, okay? Because I was definitely like, oh my God, that's not my, I was like, you know, you know, you know, I was gearing up right now to be like, all that food, I just wanted to eat it all, okay, like gumbo, I want to go down, no, I want to do that. You know, I was ready to do that. So the fact that you just addressed that,

I was like, I don't have to do it, I don't have to. Well, it's every scene in this episode, because the first friend's giving, when Jeff finally comes downstairs is like close up of this food, close up of that food. Then it's Thanksgiving, close up of everybody's food over and over. It's like, now it's like a their food. You know it's good food. You know it's all good food. So after I guess someday after Reagan calls Jeff at home and it's like Dax sent me this weird text messages and he's like refusing to tell me what happened He's like I can't be the one to tell you but you're in here from everybody else, but like you need it

Hey Doug you messy fucker. Yeah, you started all of this. Okay. You were already the one to say things You know, it's too early for me to say Doug go to shut up mountain, but I think it's okay to be like, Doug, go to be quiet hill. Okay. Like, like, he's really, he's so messy, like aggressively messy in an, in an oddly, like, milk toast way. Yeah, and an oddly producer kind of a way. Yeah. So good a bounty mountain because you are causing a lot of mess. It needs some village cleaned up. OK. So Reagan's like, so what happened?

What happened? And he's like, well, Doug was over here putting his head in his hands on friendsgiving. And so friendsgiving, what is that? Well, a friend's giving. Who was over there for friendsgiving? He's like, everyone's like everyone I'm not fair job

He's like I threw saying he goes I threw friends giving like I literally threw friends giving at the wall So yeah, he's like how's it not fair? It's my life. I'm allowed to have friends giving and meanwhile They cut to this like cat this There's random cat that's outside And it's like at the like a one like a side door with like a window and just steering in and as the cat is steering in We're hearing Reagan rant like like it's not fair. This is like you know Like it's not fair that I get to exclude me. I mean like what is this like dog? It's like sending me these weird checks messages And because this was all being said while we're looking at the cat It kind of felt like the cat was saying at the dog, you know

It felt like a cat had walked up to dog. I'm not a dog to Jeff I was like hey Jeff like what's the deal yet friends giving a don't look at it like why is that best up here? Poor Jeff probably can't even look at a cat with that hearing that yeah, he probably can't look at anything without hearing that probably can't even look at a cat with that hearing that yeah he probably can't look at anything with that hearing that So regains like he's like well I lost my shit because dead pulled me to the side and told me that Your pregnant Yes, I'm pregnant. I wanted to tell you you know, but I Did tell you but I really wanted to laugh and he's like well, that's not the time to tell me dog

Like these like Randy Jackson literally it's literally a can dog scene. So yeah, Reagan's like Well at least people are acting like they're concerned about you. I mean, I feel like I have no friends at this point I'm just this lonely cat walking from house to house Yeah, Reagan they're concerned about him because his wife was blatantly obviously cheating on him in a separate apartment that she got. Well, he was having mental breakdowns and then immediately got pregnant and was having a shortcut wedding on the wedding. On national TV, okay.

And on top of that, you're supposed to be close friends with these people and then you have a hidden boyfriend on the side and then suddenly you announce that you're engaged, and now you're pregnant, and these people feel like they don't know you, and so they are just sort of like, I don't know what the fuck is up with her. So they have just, and all you do is talk about the wedding,

and now they're supposed to care about a wedding to a guy that they just met last week, and they're all like, this is too much, so they're like, so they're keeping their distance a little bit. And now you're mad at them for keeping distance. When you're the one who actually initially kept your distance.

There you go. Thank you. And just like, well, we're about to fight. And this is why we're not married. And it wasn't fair. You know, it's not fair for you to get mad at me about friends giving. And she goes, it's not fair.

OK, you're right. It's not. I'm sorry you found out that way because that's not a good way to find out. You know, you know, look, Jeff, I know this whole thing thing feels like it just spiraled out of control. I just don't know what to do. I'm like spiraled out of control. I'm done yelling. I'm done yelling at you, Reagan. Okay, everyone else has the rest of the episodes. I just like, um, this just happened to spiral out of control. And he's like, everything will be fine. Okay, bye so

Yeah, it's just like the most like bored me alcat. Yeah So we now we now we now rating goes off to the rear at the warehouse district And she's gonna have lunch with Tamika who arrives at this restaurant like carrying a parasol and dress like pepto Bismol. And Reagan's like, yeah, I wrote crazy pink crop top chico suit. So they have, you know, obviously like awkward pattern at the top of this lunch. Reagan's like, how was your Thanksgiving? Of course. And then, and then Tamika is going to be like, well, not only was it Thanksgiving it was actually also my birthday and everyone called me big stuff for you like Barry called me and like Gary called me and Larry called me but like not you

no Reagan and I was like waiting on a call or text free and like you didn't call a text so like well that's why I'm here now I just wanted out what's happening I want to clear the air because I miss you and it feels like something's happened So what happened and she just stares her into me cuz like What part of not even texting me for my birthday do you not understand about what I just said exactly She's like you didn't confuse you didn't text me You didn't text me on my birthday on Thanksgiving for a reason. She was, oh, let me tell you why. It's because I didn't know that you were at my ex-husband's house on Thanksgiving.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because I was invited over. Why would not go? Yeah. She's like, yeah, but like, why is everyone at my old house without telling me like nobody mentioned that they were at my fucking house? Like, wouldn't you want to tell me?

I'm like, congratulations this is how everyone felt when you like suddenly announced that you have a fiance and a baby daddy yeah and she to me because like um this is crazy that you think anyone had to call you about this okay that is like crazy uh your divorce get a clue okay and say um I feel like I don't have any friends right now. Like I have a fiance who pays in horse stalls and a sister. Okay. That's that. She's like, you did this to yourself. Okay.

Yeah, to me, because I'm not having it at all. Yeah. She's like, I'm not going to just sit here while you play the victim. Okay. And then the waiter comes up. He's like, hi, I've got your appetizers to me, because right in the middle of a sentence. And she's holding up her hands. You know how she does.

Yeah. And she's holding up the hands. And she just pauses with her hands up in the ear and he delivers the food and she's like, I was, yeah, okay, he did this to yourself. You're not to make them. I was so impressed with her self pausing DVR. I was like, wow. I know it's like the Bravo Glitch happened. Yeah. Just pauses. Bravo glit happened. Yeah. You can just pause this. Commissions.

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this is all because of Jeff, right? She had to take care of Jeff and now she wants to have a moment for herself. Yeah, and she's like, you're not even there for me. And then Tumika does that thing that people do that I hate when you're trying to argue with them and why you're talking, they just go, same, same, same, same, same, same, same. She probably does that to the waiter.

So for special today, we actually have Jean-Belay, a turtle soup and barbed up some black shrimp. You do not have it, you do not have it. So, Reagan's like, she just told me their own food. Reagan's like, my red ink is like three weeks away, and Reagan's racist like, is anyone gonna stand here for you? Cause everyone really hates your guts. She's like, okay.

So, Termika tells us she goes, I haven't talked Reagan a week, and she sounds to me in picture, okay? And look at this picture, okay, it's a dress. And I wrote back, what are these bridesmaids dresses? And she writes back, yes, in champagne. And that was it. I mean, that was it.

No. I mean, like champagne? Like, how about, like, why not a hurricane? Where are New Orleans, Harkin? Or a French 75, you know what I'm saying? But why like champagne? Like, how about like why not a hurricane? We're in New Orleans, Harkin or a French 75, you know what I'm saying? But by champagne. Fucking Reagan, that is so Reagan. So then Reagan is crying now and to me because like, I can't stand in your wedding. I can't stand in your wedding.

Like, I don't even know him. Like, I don't know this. I don't even know what's happening. Like, I don't even know you. Who are you? Yeah, like what's happened after this? Yeah, what is this? What is this?

What is this are you? Yeah, like what's happened to us? I'm not sure if he brought this up. Yeah, what is this? What is this for you? So then Surrey gets like, she's like balling now. She's like, I'm sorry. That's all I can say at this point. Like I didn't think it would impact people as much. I know. Caught, I really am. I just, I just wanna win.

I don't know, all my girlfriends. I watch all my girlfriends up, baby's for years. Okay, I just wanna, so to win. I don't know. Oh my girlfriends. I watch all my girlfriends have babies for years. Okay, I just want to. So I believe or not, I actually understood that last point. She's basically been like, you know, I've had to sit here for years and years, watch everyone have babies,

support everyone, all their fucking weddings get all these private addresses. And now I've finally, it's like a moment for me, and no one wants to be there for me. That sucks. Well, she wouldn't have read about it. Like it's so the wrong way.

She does like those people who and boys and girls do this when they get in a relationship and they never hear from them again. And then they get broken up with and most suddenly calling you like, why don't I have friends anymore? Because, okay, and I'm not just going to get dumped again. Yeah. So to make a really living up to New Orleans Bethany reputation She suddenly she sees that now that she has finally reduced Reagan to tears, which is really what all she wanted

Now she's just going it's good. It's good. It's okay. It's okay. I mean you're sick off a cabaret, but like it's good It's good. It's good. It's good. Yeah, I'm a far Yeah, you're sick off a cabaret if a cabaret one more time, I'm gonna fucking kill you, but you know what you're crying. So it's good. It's good. That's good. You cry. I'm happy. And Regan guys, I really hope you'll reconsider being there for my wedding. And to me, could just look so that you're like, Oh, good. Yeah. I'm not going that far cry face. Yeah. Exactly. So now Justin and his mom had off for brunch and they, you know, they sit down.

I love Justin's mom because she just looks like she hates everyone around her at all times, but she smiles. Yes, this is my favorite audience woman. So this also began with close-ups of food. They're like, look, waffles cooking. So that's a matter of waffle batter. I call them poor guy. Thank you.

Thank you for thinking of me at this difficult time. So Justin call him poor guy. Thank you. Thank you for thank you for giving me a difficult time. So Justin's telling um, telling his mom, did you hear me laugh joke on my spit? I was like, I die. I choke on my spit all the time all the time. I did it on the airplane yesterday. I was like, people probably thought I was demented. So, um. So Justin is talking about how he and Kelsey want to move forward to the next step and have kids together. And his mom is just staring at him like we know. We're wearing a never-so-lake jacket.

You know what I mean? Yeah. The mom's like, what are you doing this to me on camera? And she's like, I'm going to eat something light. And he's like, oh, well, I fell off the wagon a bit. And she just has a look in her eye like, well, thankfully, you know, lawyer to see that wagon maker. Okay. Like seriously. So he starts talking about Kelsey. And I can't tell what the mom thinks about Kelsey because she's giving the right answers. She's like, well, I mean, if you're

ready to get, if it's the right one, then you should get married, you know, and do it. Have babies. It's not scaring you. I'm scaring you right now. What's giving you? Yeah, well, but at the same time, she's saying things that also sound a little loaded. She's like, well, honestly, it should be very natural and normal for you

and easy for you to move to the next phase. And so when you love somebody, you go for it. And obviously you're not. So when's she gonna move out of my house? Thanks. Yeah, pretty much. She's like, you know what? You sit in the front row of your own life. Okay. Right now your show sucks. So what are you going to do about that? So guess what?

You sit in the front row of your own life. And Rex Reed just said, your life is sadder than gone with a wind and working girl makes together. With, I don't know. I don't know what right street would have said, but it would have been like, no, let me grip it. It's like, I will never eat turnips again. Whatever the hell. So Justin's like, well, I've been thinking of seeing a psychologist and she's like, hmm,

that's a good idea. Because if she's the one, you sure don't want to lose her. Hmm. Yeah, his mom just hates everyone. So now we go to Barry and Tameekah and they are doing laundry and they're talking about Hunter because he is supposed to, that's their son. And he's like out with friends and such Mekah's mad

because Hunter's supposed to be on probation. Like he's not on probation, like why is he not on probation? He's supposed to be on probation. And Barry's on a probation, like why is he not on probation? He's supposed to be on probation. And Barry's like, well, I told him he can go out and to me, because like, hello, there's two parents in this house. And he's like, what to me, it doesn't realize is that I'm the one

you put him on probation. So why would I ask her to take him off of probation? It's like, oh, he, Barry is basically asking to get his ass kicked right now. Yeah, because she's your wife. Okay, like just because you were the one who actually put them on probation. Like, he's like, I was the one who came up with the idea of punishing him for getting a speeding ticket. I was like, wow, what a revolutionary thought, Barry.

You really have like opened the door to new parenting techniques. Yeah. And Barry thinks it to me because just too strict, because she was a bad kid and she did a lot of bad stuff when she was young, but he thinks the best of everyone because he didn't do anything bad. Right. So that's basically that one. And she's like, have you talked to him yet about, you know, being pulled over the police and like, you know, how to be a, you know, young man in this world and he's like, uh, no. Like, are you going to? She's like, uh, I'm kind of sick of being the bad cop.

Could you be the bad cop once in a while because I'm really sick of this and put that damn laundry over in this pile, not over there. I know, but it's like to me, because you don't know. So she's like totally different. She's saying this stuff, but then she's like, just smiling at him. Like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. The secondtease camera memory, okay, but for now smiling

She's like this isn't even supposed to be part of the season storyline. It's just that you haven't done it yet Okay, just please please we're supposed to be fighting about something stupid like Reagan's broaches Yeah, so then John is arriving at a place called son of a saint mentorship So then John is arriving at a place called Son of a Saint Mentorship. And basically he's going to do a show to unveil his two new paintings. So he's gotten kids from this mentorship program to do skits about what it's like growing up in New Orleans. And yeah, it's like, it was like a nice scene actually. He's basically being a mentor to them because these are boys who don't have fathers

and he has two parents and so, you know, he's like trying to be a father figure, et cetera. And, you know, it's like nice. Yeah. I was like, this isn't right. This is a John Moody scene. I should be able to make fun of it. I know.

I know Noralins does that. Southern charm Noralins does that. We're like, ha ha, they're fighting. She's stupid, they're dumb. And then they do something really, like real. It's like, oh Jesus, what am I supposed to do with Vass? Yeah, it definitely does not match normal with Southern charm. Because I don't think there's ever been like a thoughtful scene

in regular Southern charm. But here it's like, I'm sorry. Hi, Bravo. This has been from Watcher Crappens. You accidentally aired a scene where John Moody had a shirt on and was doing something good And I can't make fun of it. Did you mean to do that? Thanks. Yeah, hi. Could you stop making me feel things that would be great Thanks so much So thankfully the scene is followed up

my Rachel shopping with Reagan. Yeah and Reagan is just, you know, Rachel does not come to play. She will just give you a look like, like, hi, I'm on camera with you. Is there a reason? And so Reagan's like, oh my god, look at those braids, you always look so amazing. Wow, this is great. And Rachel's like, mm-hmm, do you look pretty too I'm okay well uh boy did I've been really overwhelmed with all this crazy stuff going on and I just want to know what's up with you because I know I should kind of set back from everyone so you know sorry about that and she's like well taking a step back is taking a step out yeah okay Reagan and then Rachel I

think Rachel I don't know why it cracked me up, because Rachel goes, let's have a seat as if they were like sitting in her living room, but they're in a furniture shop. They're actually just like sit down at like one of the model living rooms. She's like, okay, I brought my eggs. How do we talk about this? Let's see. Hold these five eggs. And this time I also brought a side of Salami. Can you balance that as well? Great. Now, keep a fly swatter in your teeth.

Are you ready? Do you understand how I feel now? Okay, I have a small picture of Crystal Light. Can we add that to the stack? And yes, doing well. Now, fry this bacon with your hair. OK, do you understand how I feel? OK, here is a coffee yogurt, and we are just

going to put that on your pinky perfect. And you can tell Rachel's been through a lot of therapy, just by the way she talks about everything. She's like, a step back is a step out. Now, that's not necessarily bad, because if that is good for Reagan as an approach to her life then Reagan needs to do that for Reagan. Reagan's like, um, well, okay, the point is, oh god, this voice water, this, I take this one, it's one of my mouth for a second. Okay. Like, but in order to do that, I have to drop out of these eggs. Is

that okay? No, it's not. No, it's not. And here are some Lincoln logs And we're putting these on your head for just for posture. Nothing to do with a therapy So she's like I'm I'm a sad that I wasn't there. Thanksgiving and she's like, okay Well, that's great and then what happens once we walk out of this door Because she's like you're trying to shoot with me to get invited to places and then you're never gonna speak to me again. So... Yeah, exactly. Well, I'll tell you what happens when you walk out that store. I'm gonna call you... No, no. The question is more, are you going to keep those Lincoln logs balanced or are they gonna fall everywhere? Yeah. I know I told you to balance Lincoln logs on top of your head on top of Bacon.

And the whole scene is really just confusing me now. Okay, I'm not really sure what to say. You know what I like with eggs? I like some avocado. This is on top of your Lincoln log. Be careful. So Reagan's like, well, I just want to just pick on former left off like we have, you know, over the years. Can't we just move on? And Rachel's, sure we can move on if, now look, I'm not gonna Fugazi with you, she's, what does that mean? She's like, be fake, I'm not gonna be fake with you.

So then Rachel basically is like, well guess what, I'm in charge of the group trip this year, which is crazy since I'm not even a full-time cast member, but it's me, so guess what, we're going to Destin Florida! Crickets, crickets. Yeah, Destin Florida. Have they recovered from mini yet? I know, exactly. Destin Florida, which is I associate Destin Florida with the rainy trip from Atlanta last season,

and an awful episode of House Hunters where this couple moved from Hawaii to that's in Florida to be next to their couple friends and the woman complained about popcorn ceilings in one of the houses that's my association. So she's like well we're going to Florida you're totally invited but I want you to know that I am inviting Jeff and I don't want this to be about you three being uncomfortable like You know and Reagan's like I would never want that I would never want you have to be a afterball Which is why I moved out and started having an affair before I Devore you know, I just want Jeff to be comfortable I just want you know if I'm gonna have an affair I want to do it in an apartment in the city

So that way he doesn't feel uncomfortable by me bringing the guy to the house and that's all what I've always been about Yeah, so Regan's like I gave up everything else. I'm not giving up my friends. What did you give up? Regan exactly. Yeah, I'm gonna the victim here and you know what? I'm not even a Reagan hater. I'm not actually like her Yeah, I get like I don't think that if you're in an unhappy marriage You have to stay for up. You know, I just I think she deserves to be happy and all that First of all, yeah, she's really laying it on thick this episode like you're not the victim here Also, I'll tell you what she gave up all of her Rococo furniture that's still stuck in Jeff's house. That's what she gave up. Yeah, she gave up a lot of faux finished walls. I'm

like totally giving myself a pat on the back. Like finally, I got to I got to burn in on that Rococo furniture. But actually the key thing here though is that Reese is not invited on the trip. It's only going to be all right and get that. Yeah, that's why they said, like, are you, like, it's just gonna be only you, which is very producer driven, by the way, because honestly, you would think that they would actually want Reese there, because one of the issues is that people feel like they don't know him at all. So this would be a chance for people to get to know him, but I mean, clearly what they want is they don't want what Rachel is saying is, we want Reagan,

we don't want Reagan and Reese, like we want, like we're sick of, it's just you guys being this little couple that's off in the corner and just talking about your wedding, so. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was the thing. So Reagan's like, well, I'm not giving up my friends. And Rachel's like, well, you know, sometimes people go in different directions and if that's what happens and Reagan needs to do that, then that's what Reagan needs to do for Reagan to be happy.

Rickens like, um, yeah, that's great. Um, can I take this lamp off of my forearm? go over to everybody getting ready to go to John's performance. So his unveiling and everyone's getting ready. And then Kelsey, Justin, Reese and Reagan go to a double date dinner. And Reagan's like, I'm been a pariah. My friend, Grimm, so the fact that they want to have dinner with me is really nice. And Reese is like, uh, Justin, you're not drinking. And he's like, I'm pregnant. Oh, and then they don't show anything else from that dinner date. The producers are like, you know what? No, this was a mistake. This was a mistake.

We're just, we're just gonna move on. So, yeah, so, so at, so now we're at the show, people are arriving at this event space. And Tamika's talking to Robin, who's also their friend, she's the singer. And they're talking about like, Tamika's talking to Robin who's also their friend she's the singer and They're talking about like Tamika's telling Robin about the lunch that she had with Reagan et cetera, and as they're talking Tamika like John Moody's like behind Robbins back and he's wearing this like tennis ball green Kyle Richards highlighter turtle neck thing

and Tamika's like oh my god. Oh my god. John's wearing glime green turtle neck thing. Yeah. And Tameka is like, oh my god, oh my god. John is wearing a lime green turtle neck. Oh my god. And Robin's like, no, he is not wearing lime green. No, he has a shirt out. He's like, he has a shirt, his shirt out, his abs are out. Like, he does not have a lime green shirt. I know he does not. It is too hot for that. And then he turns around and says like, oh my god. Well, you got to love all these people laughing right to a space. They're like look at you, you're ridiculous.

Totally. So then Reagan comes over and she's wearing a crop top, which is only, I mean, why shouldn't she? But it's just funny because she's pregnant. She's like, feel it, feel it, feel it. It's like getting to the point where you're talking about, like, I don't want to make this about my pregnancy, which is why I'm at a crop top feel it feel it feel it feel it and to me is like Look I saw her cry. So I'm gonna be an ice-sword. Okay, like I don't know where to go from here

But she cried so at least I'm trying to be a good friend, okay? Yeah Put some puts some points down on the side of to me get to point out. Yeah, thanks 2.0 so people are there there's like Reagan and Jeff wind up having very awkward banter, you know, the typical like How are you? How are you? You know, like whatever. They just don't really know what to say to each other Hi Jeff, how are you doing? How you feel it? You got your hair again? Yeah, it's like yeah, it's a little darker Throwing additions to food lately. Oh, no, not since this morning probably, but you know, it's been going pretty well

So we're gonna go to Florida. Hi, well, I'm going. I'm going to be driving with Robin. Are they talking out? This is gonna be fine. Yeah, he's like, yeah. Great. I've already actually yelped some good gravel pits for me to run around in Desson, Florida. So it should be a great great trip. Um, so then it's time for the show and John gives a speech. And he's like, I, you know, to unveil my new paintings, I wanted to tell the story of New Orleans through my paintings and I wanted to tell them through these kids.

And then people are like talking. So he's like, Hey, Barry, can you quiet everyone down and Barry goes, what? And then he just like smiles so proudly. He's like, yeah, I yelled. I did it. There's my thing. Yeah, yeah, yelling really loud. It's my thing. Yeah, to me, it's just like looking like, he doesn't even know where to put the laundry in a laundry pile.

So they do these little skits about, there's four different skits. The first one is pure pressure. And the guys are like, you drink, you drink, man. And the kids like, no, because I'm on a road to success. Yeah. It's very John Moody. It was very cute. It was like very much like a teen slash twin skit. You know, it was like really cute.

Reminded me of like being in middle school again. And then it gets darker and darker as it goes along. And I'm like, yeah, because then there was like a skit. one of the skits is like one is like one kids in an undercover cop It's like one kids like hey, you got the stuff. I got stuff. You're going to jail You know, which is also like again It's like totally taking me back to middle school and then one skit like a kid like pulls out a gun and shoots the other one Which is like whoa and they cut the Kelsey and she's like and shoots the other one, which is like, whoa! And they cut the Kelsey, and she's like,

Aaaaah! She's like, whoa. I was not expecting this. I know. But it's actually really nice. Oh, you're there so many songs about Rainfall. Why are there so many skits about pure pressure? Yeah.

And so then they unveil the paintings, which, you you can we can say whatever we want about John Moody But god damn that guy's talented. He really is. It was actually by the way the whole event was actually really lovely I thought it was really nice And I thought the sentiment behind a two was really great as well. Yeah Guys guys these serious right now. This is what I think. Yeah. So then the little kid is in a tux at the end. Like it's his Oscar and I, which is really cute.

And then one of the late, John is mingling around with people and a lady's like, I met you on Instagram. I was really excited to come. Yeah. And he goes, oh, he's like, all right. I'm going to follow you back and he walks away from her. I was like, okay.. Yeah, and he goes, oh he's like, all right, all right, I'm gonna follow you back and he walks away from her. I was like, okay, well, he's still fake. So then Robin, Robin is hanging out with Reese and Reagan and she's just going, baby, baby, baby, trying to get them to name their kid Robin. She's like, it works for boy or for girl.

works for boy or for girl. The awful girl. So then Rachel and Reese. So Reese comes over to Rachel. She's like, would you like to talk? He's like, sure, let's sit down. I'm a gentleman. Let me just finish pissing all this bar. And I will join you and not even going to shake it off.

Do not hear Matt Doss on the front of my pants. All right, let's have a seat. He's like, so I heard that you and Regan went to mention how to get talk. Cause she's like, we did have a good talk. You know, we had a real talk, okay? Cause I was telling her, you know, how would you feel if you had a friend and you didn't know they were getting buried?

You didn't know they're pregnant. And then Regan, you, Regan just runs over there. Yeah. She sees them talking and she runs over there. And she's like, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on over here? Reese is like, we're fine.

Is this a positive moment? And Rachel, this just triggers Rachel. She just gets so mad. She's like, well, why wouldn't it be a positive moment? And she's like, why don't you work subset? Reese goes, no, this is just how it look. I look disheveled all the time. Yeah.

It's like, come on. I disheveled all the time. Yeah, it's like, come on! Like disheveled and upset are the same thing. Exactly. So Rachel is just furious because she feels like it's so patronizing that that reach had to come over and like make sure that it was a positive thing and that like Reese was okay. Yeah, and it was, that was really fucking obnoxious. Yeah. So then Rachel was like, yeah, that's really a slap in the face. You know, walking up and saying it doesn't look positive.

I'm talking to the guy and she's like, Rachel, don't be ugly, Rachel. And immediately puts herself in the fucking victim position again. And Rachel starts getting really bitchy with her. She's like, oh, I haven't been nice to you, sweetie with her. She's like, oh, I haven't been nice to you, sweetie. Yeah, Rachel's like, excuse me, bartender, can you give me that bag? Thank you. It just pulls out a bag of eggs. Like, here we go. 30 eggs,

bitch. 30 eggs. Hold them all right now. Yeah, it's like you're basically 30 broken eggs on the ground right now. Oh, no, I have to stop. I'm a grown woman, I'll stop and I want. And Reese is like, I just want to go back to the farm. Yeah. So Tamiya and Kelsey come over and Kelsey's like, I'm just coming to listen. I'm not going to say anything, which is hilarious,

because of course she's going to say something. Yeah. And Tamiya's like, tell me, tell me, what are you talking about? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Oh, by the way, did you know that you're my best friend? Because you're supposed to be my best friend. And Rick is like, well, here's what happened. I saw them talking and then Rachel jumps in.

She's like, and then she ran over here. And I guess she feels like I'm attacking Reese. Mm-hmm. And she's like, oh, I was so clear to finding. Why are you making me so fine? I'm attacking Reese. Mm-hmm. And saying, Oh, I was so scared of finding. Why are you making me so afraid? I'm so exhausted. I just don't understand why people live at it with me. And Rachel's like, really?

Are you upset? Now you see how I felt when you walked up five minutes to go bitch, here's another egg. Another egg. Yeah. And she's like, I don't know when the answer to this is, are we going to carry this on the to this. Are we going to carry this on the next week? Are we going to have to do this? Reagan, just say you're sorry. Okay.

Because you just acted like an asshole. And now instead of saying sorry, you're making yourself the victim. Digging a hole. Yeah, just say, oh, sorry, I didn't, I didn't mean it like that. And then of course, Kelsey jumps in. She's like, she wants to make things good with both of you. What would it take to make this friendship sing again? To me cause like no no no no no no no no no no no. We're not just gonna walk away with this all. Peaches and cream and everything's fine. Suddenly peaches are in cream and we're like is the size cream?

What is this? We're gonna talk about this and Rachel's like, Amika, why do you have to make a cancel or write? I'm just like, oh my god. This is what you do and then then Tamika like loses an honor. Yeah. Meanwhile, Rachel is literally putting peaches and cream on Reagan. Definitely.

It's like balance, so see that. So Tamika is like, you know what's shit like that that you say that pisses off people. You're like, I'm talking to you. If you don't like it, then walk away. Walk away. Yeah. And say, marry me. I mean, enough.

I'm just like, because you say the wrong shit, okay? Just get out. Walk away. I'm walking away. Yeah, and think, marry me and ain't enough. Fine. I'm just like, because you said the wrong shit, okay? Just get out. Walk away. Walk away. I'm walking away. We're done here. We're done. You can leave.

You can leave. I'm like, God, I'm feels like you're dismissing me. Like, she's literally dismissing you. Yeah. Yes, you have actually been dismissed. You were actually dismissed about 10 minutes ago. You just didn't realize. Yeah.

So of course, now, Reagan's like, I want to go home. And when I go home, I want to see my doctor. Because I don't go like, I want to go home. I want to see my doctor because I don't go home. I want to go home. And so, meanwhile, Reese is like, I don't know, peeing in a corner. And so, so Reagan's like, I want to go home. And Reese is like, uh, but Doug just gave me a glass of wine. Can you sit down and have a glass of wine with me for a second? I'm like, Reese, she's pregnant. She's not going to have a glass of wine with you right now. Yeah, he just wants her to watch him while he has a glass of wine. Well, she's all upset I know you're the scenario not good No, so then we go to buried to me guys and very finally has the talk with Hunter. Yeah, I mean it looks like look

You know what you're hot, okay? Like that's face it your hot you have hair. I know you think you're great Okay, all these girls are after you but you could have a baby hunter and you're hot, okay? Like that's face it. You're hot, you have hair. I know you think you're great, okay? All these girls are after you, but you could have a baby hunter in your f**k, okay? Yeah, so like, like, where are condom and don't have a baby and don't get in trouble with the law. And that's, you know,

if you want to go, it's like if you want to go to Miami or, uh, Los Angeles Uh, or something like that. Don't, don't do those things. So it was actually nice. I look like Barrett is getting choked up towards the end Which was, you know, warmed my cold heart Yeah, and that brings us to the end of Southern charm New Orleans Thank y'all for listening. So I said y'all in the spirit of New Orleans. We are back tomorrow with some below deck med. Remember to go to watchacrapans.com to buy tickets for our shows.

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