Watch What Crappens - SONG: I'm Just Tom

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

We imagined Tom taking the Broadway stage for the 2024 Golden Crappies with the ultimate, Most Extra man victim song of the year: "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie Movie. Here's the not Tony or Grammy Award winning single from the show. Enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It doesn't seem to matter what I do, I'm a piece of number two, call me out and I'll fake cry, oh I, I had feelings that I can't explain, for a girl without a brain, Now I'm welcome as old trash And blame it on the stat Cause I'm just Tom Can't even get love from Swartz's mom Is it my destiny to live and die A life of Tom fragility? I'm just Tom Coming soon to your daughter's prom What will it take for you to see

The man that lies behind the scandal in me? Go! It wasn't about sex, it was a connection Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo emotions. Why are you screaming? I'm cross-creamer I'm not lying, I'll 100% take a polygraph It is malicious, but I did not do it with malicious intent. Can you feel my energy? If you cared that I was cheating. Feel so good my energy. You should have followed me.

Can you feel my energy? When I first kissed her. Feel so good my energy When I first kissed her You feel so good, my energy I said hey, maybe you're not washed up after all Dude I'm just calm And I'm in us And I'm great at doing stuff

So hey, you will check me out Cause I'm just calm. My name is Tom, and so it is. And I'm staying in thrice. So hey, well check me out, cause I'm just die