Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: Cutlered to the Core

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Starting point is 00:00:49 I'm Ronnie and that's been over there. Hi, Biann. Hey, what's up? How you doing, Hein? Um, I am so excited to talk about this crazy Southern Charm Reunion. Wow, I spent like three hours taking notes on it because every single detail was insane You talk about my kids and I am gonna wake up For five seconds, I'll go back to sleep again. Yes

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Starting point is 00:01:50 Fascinating stuff, fascinating stuff. Square books. Square books. Today, we are doing Southern Charm Leigh in. We didn't know if this was gonna be two or three, but it's two. I thought it was gonna be three. I was delighted when it was like, but it's two. I thought it was gonna be, I thought it was gonna be three. I was delighted when it was like, and it's done.

Starting point is 00:02:08 I mean, not, it was actually an excellent reunion. I thought it was fantastic. It's just that reunions for me are really hard because it's just like a wall of talking for an hour, which is great to watch, but when you're recapping and you're taking notes, it's like you become a court reporter and it's just, it's really hard for me to do it. So like, I love reunions, but then when they're over, I'm like, thank God it's over.

Starting point is 00:02:33 I don't have to write every single comma. Your reporter in a court of flaw. Okay. Yeah, this one was definitely one of notes on every little thing because Austin, I mean Austin's. It was so good. Just flat out crying, killed me. I loved it. I loved every second.

Starting point is 00:02:52 This is just, this, this, this may have gone down as like for sure a top two reunion for me for Southern charm. If not, maybe the best one that we've ever had. I don't know. There were some really good ones, especially the Ashley year, but this is a great reunion. It just was just so good. It was hilarious. So we open with Craig is still sitting back like these Bill Gates being interviewed by Oprah or whatever. It's like, yeah, yeah, I did it. I invented computer chips on a moon Stupid Craig you make a few pillows Craig get over yours. I mean congratulations

Starting point is 00:03:40 Congratulations, but also get over yourself. Okay. Yeah, I'm sure Harris Teter will be calling soon because that is apparently the high High watermark for business success Here's Steve. I't have, we don't have anything in Harris, Teter guys. So I'm here. What do we got nothing? Fun fact, Ron and I did go into a Harris, Teter and we bought in North Carolina. And I think we bought spooky decorations that we named Mickey the Gunnvalson for a show there, right?

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Starting point is 00:04:35 Yeah, we're gonna move on to somebody else. I'll just go pee. Like you're all still on film, bud. And so then everyone's like, oh my gosh, I gotta pee too. I can pee, I can pee. So everybody goes to pee and of course the everyone's like, oh my gosh, I got a B2. I can pee. I can pee. So everybody goes to pee and of course the guys are like, hey, let's show good a beer And then just cuts to Pringle chugging his medicine. God bless his heart. His medicine for that terrible shake. He has Yeah, so they're all backstage and chef is like

Starting point is 00:05:01 Craig you came after me. What's wrong with you? You're like, I had a broken up with you. I had a broken up with you. Come on. You're supposed to have my back a little bit, bro. It's like, Chef, chef asking to have, asking Craig to have his back is the most hilarious thing. Why would he, why would he ever expect that from Craig after seven years of ship just pushing Craig under bus after bus after bus. Yes. And Craig's like, well, you know, I was saying that because I like took so much ship from Madison, but like also I would have broken up with you. So. And then Andy sees Madison in the hall and he's like, Madison, do people tell you you look like Jessica Simpson? No, Andy, she's never heard that before. Okay. That's it. That's it. Just don't on Andy right now. And she's like, can't

Starting point is 00:05:52 think the pants are Persian. It just a Simpson were a monster. An absolute monster. Monster Madison. A monster. Madison. And Halloween, they're gonna start seeing the Madison mash do the Madison mash Star Lisa's gonna start a movie about you She's gonna win an Oscar for big you in a movie called monster So we're back on set and love is like taking a selfie for poop tea or whatever she's you know Advertising for it that moment.

Starting point is 00:06:26 And Pringle just goes, everybody looks like to come in and hot. No, except, except Pringle. And then, uh, like the secretary on nine to five when everybody comes fuming out of the office and she's drunk and she's just like, at a girl, that's Pringle. He's just like, yeah, you tell them, Yeah, hey, you're doing great today, hun. So, hi, to your girlfriend and lock your liquor cabinets because other drums newest cast member is single and ready to bring. That's right. Here I am. I'd like to say, thought being on Southern China okay You know what they took down a statue and I went out on date with it guy

Starting point is 00:07:08 It didn't talk very much and I was like you know what I'm a woman I have my own business and I don't need a man okay You know what I thought I dropped by South Carolina on my way back for more of a log Okay, you know what a lot of people have met me because I went and had dinner at more of the logo, but I only went there because I thought it was called Mario loves you, okay? So I went there and I was like, oh, Mario wants to have a date with me in Florida, okay?

Starting point is 00:07:36 Turns out I was there with Eric Trump, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's a totally different person. Common mistake. Well, Prankle, everyone's online is saying that you're just celebrity look like is Peter Dinkling, Michael Shannon or Bam Margarra. What do you think of that? And Shep's like, oh, Peter Dinkling, that's how

Starting point is 00:07:57 Regency awesome. And, uh, yeah, he's like, well, he's a handsome dude. So, uh, yeah, I'm like, well, he's a handsome dude. So yeah, I'm just going to move into it. And then, Chef is like, apparently, Oh, Chef, in the early on the season said, Pringle is the guy that you'd be nervous to leave a girlfriend around. And Chef explains why he said that.

Starting point is 00:08:16 He goes, well, Pringle almost played football in Georgia, almost, but he didn't. And now look at him. Look, this is a paragon of a man who almost was Almost, but he didn't and now look at him look. This is it a Paragon of a man who almost was and never will be that's why I'm nervous for him. No kidding. It's like Pringles LinkedIn. It's like almost Pringles almost And Pringles like yep pretty spot on like he's so proud of almost making it and Andy's like, Madison What was your first impression of Pringle?

Starting point is 00:08:49 And it's like, well, you know, I was really hesitant because he was trying to shop, but he was some of these to me. I mean, he wasn't that inappropriate with me. Yeah, not at first. And so Pringle goes, yeah, my eyes were all up here, baby. All up here, baby All up my eyes were all up here, but the thing is that my back was turned so I guess technically I was looking down like that So why did Pringle watch you move to Charleston, huh? And he's like well Well, I was floundering and I tried out San Diego and wasn't a good fit So I needed to come back here, where there had some sort of family and support,

Starting point is 00:09:27 friendwise, which was his like nice canned answer that was supposed to be like, and seen. But then Craig is like, you talk so much about how you love your kids. So why did you leave though? Why did you leave? Yeah. Craig is really such a cook that asshole

Starting point is 00:09:43 in this whole thing. He's like, hey, I just gotta come in and say something now. I'm like, no, you don't. Why are you talking? By the way, please never stop talking because it made this reunion. It was hilarious. Amazing. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:55 And so, I was like, well, he wasn't with his mother, whether or mother, that's why. He's like, well, I left to make a better life for my children. Thank you, John Pringle for Congress. And he's like, but like, why are you back in Charleston? Like, you, she trades off his computer, why are you back in Charleston? Craig, how much more does he have to put you foot around the fact that he was offered a role

Starting point is 00:10:18 on a TV show? He can't put a TV show. You're a TV show, the one that you're on right now. Yeah, I'd like drop my kids off at the orphanage. If I was offered a TV show, You're a TV show, the one that you're on right now. Yeah, I'd like to drop my kids off at the orphanage if I was offered a TV show. I'd be like, bye. Bye, Bueleur. Have fun.

Starting point is 00:10:32 This none is gonna, this none with the ruler in her hand is gonna be very sweet to you. Have fun. Maybe I'll see you soon. Call me when you've got a job, okay? Yeah. And he's like, well, you know, if you're in a city crag and it's not working and you have an opportunity,

Starting point is 00:10:45 I won't say what the opportunity is, but it's sort of all around us right now. We're in it. We're actually actively participating in the opportunity. And it's across the country. You have to take it. Okay. It's going to make your kids life better in the long run, right? Maybe you might become a pillow bearing out of it. Craig. Do you see what I'm saying Craig? But I want you to know that if I wake up to piss, I feel guilty. And then I can't go back to sleep. I can't go back to sleep. But you went to sleep in the first place. That's why you had to wake up to

Starting point is 00:11:17 piss, okay? I don't want your middle of the night guilt. I want daytime guilt. Okay. I think that's what Chris going for. Well, I want your drunken middle of the night, beer piss guilt. I want daytime guilt. Okay, I think that's what I'm going for. I want your drunken middle of the night beer piss guilt. If I wake up and I pee, I have so much guilt about your kids. No, the cleaning lady mainly because a lot of times I miss the bowl. So, I just have a lot of guilt about that. And Catherine's like, I get it because you know, like, you know, if something, I don't know what she says, oh, if you're a parent and you're not a hundred, you can't give a hundred.

Starting point is 00:11:52 And he's like, yeah, thanks. And Craig's like, well, I just wanted to ask. He's like, well, did I answer? Because if you come at me about my kids, I will wake the fuck up. And he's like, yeah, okay. And then Pringle just like, like you said, like his head just goes right back down like Bigburn. And he's like, uh, yeah, okay. And then Pringle just like, like you said, like his head just goes right back down like they burn.

Starting point is 00:12:07 And he's like, I will wake the fuck up. And then I will feel so guilty and won't be able to go back just sleeping. Now, only if I wake up and I pee. Now, if I just wake up, I'll go back to sleep. But if I wake up to pee, I'm gonna come back to you. I'll do it. I'll do it.

Starting point is 00:12:23 I could be peeing in California. And he's like, so it happens your ex reacted to the show. And he's like, oh, she's incredibly supportive. You know, she loves it. I mean, I'm not there anymore. So she's loving that, basically. Yeah, no more peace stains on the bathroom anymore in the middle of the night. She loves that.

Starting point is 00:12:41 No more guilt written in piss on the wall in the middle of the night. I don't know if that's good. He really likes it now. love that. No more guilt written in peace on the wall in the middle of the night. She really likes it now at 4 a.m. She doesn't overhear me singing along to some of the greatest hits of Fiddler on the roof. She's so much guilt I have. So much guilt. And she kind of looks like Madison, which is crazy. Madison looks like Chazacus Simpson, which makes me wonder has anybody ever told your wife that she looks like Jessica Simpson? He's like,

Starting point is 00:13:08 Well, she acts like me and she cracks the whip and you're definitely the Disney dad. Which I felt like sounded like a compliment to him, but I actually think that was not compliment. No, it's a diss. It's like you're the good guy, you're the good dad, you know, the one that the kid's like. But also, if you just go a little deeper,

Starting point is 00:13:25 aren't all Disney dads dead? I mean, basically, Disney kills off all the parents, you know? Or they're just like, not the herable parents. Like the kids are always rebelling, right? Like Ariel didn't really listen to her dad, even though he's hot, like, you know. Yeah, that's true. King Triton was alive.

Starting point is 00:13:43 But yeah, a lot of them And hot He was hot. Now that is a Zadi, okay, that is a Zadi that's the original Zadi is King Triton I mean that movie really had it all for the kids didn't it? They really um well also Princess Jasmine's dad Was a little like he was easily manipulated He was he was easily manipulated. He was easily besieged by Jafar. Oh yeah, well Jafar is tricky, you know, and he's also very intimidating Jafar.

Starting point is 00:14:16 He's like, tall and he had that mustache and his eyes would like glow and stuff. Mastafa? Also, I don't really blame the dad. I mean, like your daughter's dating a guy who flies around on a carpet. Like seriously, that's your job. Like do better, you know?

Starting point is 00:14:32 I'm more for my daughter. I don't think anything was wrong with the dad. I think as you get older, you see how many parents like actually had a point, you know? But you know what? Also, like the dad in the rankings, Mustafa, right? Or is that just like, oh my God, the best. also like the dad and the Lion King's Mustafa right? Or is that or is that just like? Mustafa's the bad guy. Oh no, no, that's scars the bad guy. Oh scars a bad guy. Oh, the way the dad and the Lion King

Starting point is 00:14:53 I just watched the Lion King to the live action when it was so good Oh, yeah, stuff Mufasa Mufasa that makes more I was like why isn't why doesn't stuff I'm not sound quite right so Mufasa either way You're like is he is the Muthaletta from the Lion King the good guy Like that is the most delicious sandwich at Jason's Valley. Yes, you're correct. I think I mean, I don't know He's generally he is generally a good father. Although I mean he honestly raised like a real like Yeah, I mean honestly Simba's not great. I'll say it. He's like a brat. But Simba do.

Starting point is 00:15:27 Simba is great. He's like a brat. Simba was a brat. Simba was a brat and then just like wandered around as like a stoner as a teenager. And then I mean, he very finely like found it. He finely found it. But like, you know, I honestly, you know,

Starting point is 00:15:42 I think you have to always blame the parents. Yeah, you do. And his child became the king. So I think Mufasa did a pretty good job. Okay. How about the dad and the, by an evil hyena? No, I'm about the dog, I'm about the dog, the dad in 101 Dalmatians. Who even pays attention to that dad, that dad's a loser.

Starting point is 00:16:02 Okay. Who even cares about that? Get abducted. Yeah. Wow. We're treading on thin ice here then. For all those Disney dad up, I'm just trying to go up with, I was just trying to think of dads.

Starting point is 00:16:16 And then I was like, I was like, who can, what Disney movie can I think of? And then how can I make it fit the argument? Well, I think maybe Pringle is more like the dad and toy story. Absent. Absent. Yeah, you just never see him. So Andy's like, oh, right, here we go. Oh, no, I'm back at the, I'm going to pee part. Damn it. Why would I scroll? Okay. I really was standing so hard for Mufasa that I scrolled all the way back to the beginning. Yeah, I really, I didn't realize I had really,

Starting point is 00:16:43 So hard for Mufasa that I scrolled all the way back to the beginning. Yeah, I really, I didn't realize I had, I probably triggered a lot of people with, with that and to that I say, you're welcome. It's good to feel things, right? So Austin, I actually never really had an opinion on, on the Lion King dad until really as soon as I started talking. So Austin, Austin, the rest of the, that was Cinderella's dad. That was a real fucker. He married an evil person and then let that lady just treat her kid like total crap.

Starting point is 00:17:11 We're not sleeping beauty's dad. Did she have what I think died, right? Well, we don't, I'm sorry. Well, didn't he, didn't he, didn't he, like how did Maleficent get into the mix again? Did she just, wasn't she wrong by him or was, I don't really remember the sleeping beauty story. I don't know, but now she's Maleficent. And I'm like, oh, she met well, you know, so it's all okay.

Starting point is 00:17:35 So I can't have an opinion on that because modern making the villain, the hero, has ruined my brain, okay. Love you, Sans. I need to think back. I'm a little fuzzy on my Oliver and company, but I'm sure there's a bad dad in that. My dad was a good dad and was like,

Starting point is 00:17:52 that movie looks stupid. And I was like, good. I have a trick Mulligan. So Austin, okay, speaking of the great mouse detective, let's talk about Austin. Ah, so how does it make you feel that Patricia was making Madison straight up? What even when you two were together? And, um, and we see a, you know, clip of Patricia, uh, saying, like, so Pringle,

Starting point is 00:18:19 you ever thought about going over the battery and bringing Madison with you on a romantic day? Ever thought about that? I was like, whoa, I think she's with us and not for long, not for long, snap in my hands, not for long. And Austin's like, wow, she was over the moon we were together, Randy, over the moon, Andy. And they're like, when was that? And he's like, last year. And now Madison solidified herself on the show. And it's like, you know, let's ponder off to the first drunk I see.

Starting point is 00:18:48 Which, that was the problem. It was hilarious. You were the first drunk she saw. That was the problem. He just called it, wrinkle a drunk. And wrinkle just kind of like shrugs. Like, wrong, you know. The Madison is like, okay, that is rude. And he's like, well, nothing

Starting point is 00:19:06 she said is not rude. Madison. And she's like, Madison, she is definitely desirous for you to be with someone else. God about coming out. Desirous part shop. So Madison is like, I have known her for 12 years. I mean, what I can say is that she has never done me wrong and you on the other hand have done me wrong so many times Austin. And she says, she pays you to do her no wrong message. She pays you, okay? A yearly salary to wash her hair.

Starting point is 00:19:38 It's like, yeah, it's called doing business. Austin, that's how that works. Yeah. And she's like, well, I will stay by her side Okay, and he's like, oh, yeah, and he goes well, this is her big client. Can you kind of see why she wouldn't go gives Patricia? I could just mad that the income that I make from her is more than you make in here Let me ask you a question. Do you cut people's hair in Harris, Teeter? I don't think so case dismissed in Harris, Teter. I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:20:02 Case dismissed. He's insane right now. So, Pringle, after watching other season unfolded, do you feel duped at all by Patricia? And he's like, well, she was pushing it in a direction that wasn't Cindy Erie.

Starting point is 00:20:18 Okay. I said it's pretty weird. Her name was Cindy Erie. And I thought, you know, I do like that Cindy Erie. I want to give her a shot. So yes. So what, I do like that Cindy Erie, I wanna give her a shot. So yes. So why did you do it then?

Starting point is 00:20:28 He's like, well, I didn't know at the time and let me Madison's a babe and Craig goes, yeah, you just thought she was hot. He's like, that's why I just said she's a babe Craig. Haha. As if all those guys in that stage haven't just gone after any girl because they're hot, right? So yeah, he's with that Natalie girl because of her, you know, pleasant charming laugh.

Starting point is 00:20:51 So um, uh, Craig's like, it's just extremely weird because they're talking about a Pringle broke guy code. It's just extremely weird. You don't just like get to say, hey, I'm gonna try to court your girlfriend right now. I'm like, yes, that's true, but also have you seen any romantic movie in the history of movies? That's what every single dude does in a romantic movie.

Starting point is 00:21:15 And we're always like, oh, he's just so shh. He's just such a man. He's going after what he wants. And then this is what happens. This is what happens, people, okay? This is what happens. Yeah, and then the alternative is him just not telling Austin and going after Madison anyway.

Starting point is 00:21:30 So then they'd be like, you doing that behind your friends back, at least he's being honest about it. And now I'm sticking up for Bringle, which is really uncomfortable. So I'm gonna move on. So love us like, so is that just your stick? I mean, why would you even do that? Say I'm trying to court your girlfriend. And he's like, well, you know your stick? I mean, why would you even do that, Sam, trying to court your girlfriend?

Starting point is 00:21:45 And he's like, well, you know, I wouldn't really do it. I mean, it took us quite a while to kind of get where we were. And Madison's like, oh, we like this. He just told me three days ago that he's into me. You did, you did. Pringo would sleep with her tonight if she came to her to your room. I mean, I will call you trash all day long, Madison, but not in this example. I think I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one.

Starting point is 00:22:05 I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one.

Starting point is 00:22:21 I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have to go to the next one. I'm going to have a place to hook up from Harris, Peter. I mean, this is too much Well, it's not been here 12 hours of had free beer haven't had to sit on a bus bench and there's air conditioning So I'll do whatever I can to keep this going boys Except pee right now because I can't deal with the guilt that will happen afterwards So yeah, then she's like well, we need to go heat and say that. And so then now Pringle is telling Madison that he is like, I guess it's I got to be going on for a while and afterwards, yeah, he's like, oh God, Craig, he's like, look at him, he's

Starting point is 00:22:57 drunk. Yeah, he's drunk. Look at him, he's so wasted. And he just they just cut to Craig. And his hair is all messy and he's like All over the place and he's like, hey, is he housed So Andy's like, all right, we're back Madison People on the internet are saying that you might have made some tweaks to your body What's going on with that? Well, I had a mommy makeover, a lift, a tuck, I got a new ankle back in my elbow skin. It's now made out of fruit rollups, which is very dangerous, but my kid might still lick them. I'm got new eye laces, got the back of my head taking that and the battery put in. Put her back from the bears. I got one of those. She starts listing all of her shit, which is so bravo and you know get for her

Starting point is 00:23:45 Listen, if I had money I would totally be in a body castle your entire time from shit I'm getting done, you know why not I get fucking hardwood floors put on me So I think Catherine's like we arm we have the same doctor arm So hey how does hey Austin how do you like her new, her new body and she's like, he hasn't seen it. Yes, I have. Yes, I have.

Starting point is 00:24:13 And then become the discussion of has Austin seen Madison's body. Yes, he goes, of course, I've seen it. Madison. And Craig's like, yeah, you've seen it along with the three other guys you've been with this month. I said 300 other guys. Oh,

Starting point is 00:24:28 Maybe I wrote three way Jesus asshole and chefs like Especially when you're sleeping with a girl who just slept with your friend before she like why are you sluts shaming only one per? You guys are jerks. Stop sluts. Especially when we've watched like seven years of you guys going to bars and picking up girls every single night. Yeah. Especially when that's what Shep's M.O. was. Especially when Shep literally had a TV show called Relationship

Starting point is 00:24:54 where he actively had like a group of, you know, eight women that he was slowly unimpressing, you know. And so like why, like, but all of a sudden that a certain that show I mean, it was a terrible show, but it was so funny watching all the women leave One dating show where you never had to eliminate anybody because they were all leaving They were like your gross. Okay, we're out of here. I wonder if Peyton is still in Charleston She tried to have that crossover moment, but then Naomi kind of like screamed at her while she was dressed like an avatar person.

Starting point is 00:25:29 So that was her downfall, dressing like Avatar or like a unicorn. Whatever it was, she was like a unicorn avatar or something. It was, it was like a terrible cat's production. I don't know, but that was that was Peyton's like last moment I think. But the point is this that Craig is very comfortable just shaming Madison for sleeping with all these people after she has broken up with Austin and yeah. Yeah, and the finale episodes where Madison was mad

Starting point is 00:26:01 because Austin just banged some girl last week, you know? It's like, oh my god, like you guys are... You guys are all over the... You guys are all over the... You guys are all over the... You guys are all over the... You guys are all over the... You guys are all over the... You guys are all over the...

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Starting point is 00:26:33 Not everyone poops. I mean, everybody does poop, but if you're poop shaming somebody, that's okay because poop is shameful. So the most shameful thing we've done ever in humanity. And that is the original sin. And that's why we're in trouble with God in the first place because we picked, okay, God picked us out of the carton of Eden.

Starting point is 00:26:50 So animals are sending also? Well, animals aren't going to heaven. Not even your dog. Oh God, you know what, there's holes poked in this theory. Okay. Okay, animals. I think you have to embrace animals, but we should be better because we're, you know, we can think and we should be able to think like, hey,

Starting point is 00:27:08 if I get colonics and I want poop and so it's our responsibility to get colonics is poop as gross and I'm never getting a colonic but poop is still gross. I don't want to argue about this anymore. Move on because now I'm angry about pooping! It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.

Starting point is 00:27:36 And we're the hosts of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up any time soon.

Starting point is 00:28:07 Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So, so the so Madison's her mommy makeover and Craig is like, why would you say he has in seeing your body

Starting point is 00:28:36 when you slept together right after the surgery? I mean, you said, I don't wanna see my fucking belly just put it in. I know you guys left together. I saw the text and everyone's like, Craig. Craig. But also, that's how lame Austin is. It's like, you know what, I just got surgery.

Starting point is 00:28:54 I should totally not be fucking anyone. Who cares what Austin thinks? Just call Austin. Yeah. So, yeah, he's like, I'm speaking the truth and I'm speaking the truth. And Pringle's like, you are slut shaming a lot today, buddy. I mean, be careful when you wake up to pee because you might be spilling something on your wall that might not be pleasant. It's not looking good. And Craig's like, I'm not slut shaming. She's a liar.

Starting point is 00:29:23 It's bad when you've got Pringle noticing those slut shaming. And he's like, no, you know, Madison dated another guy, and it was balled up in a pillow because she'd been dating him for a month. I was like, I don't even know what any of that means. When you're talking about a guy balled up in a pillow, like I think he's just confusing concepts right now. His business dating, you You know moments of time. I'm Craig because who the fuck else would be like curling up the

Starting point is 00:29:49 pillow. I think he's saying that she's such a cheater that she was dating a guy and the guy didn't know that she was still like dating around and sleeping with other people. And so he was crushed and he was like in the fetal position. And he's like, yeah, she dates multiple people at the same time. She's horrible. And he's like, what do you care? What do you care? They're broken up. And he's like, and she is fucking with me as hard as she can.

Starting point is 00:30:17 And even Danny is like, you're letting her, you're letting her off. Then you're letting her do it, do you? I'm not an Andy. Who says I want to follow Andy's side? Hey, I want to fuck with you. I mean, you're so easy to fuck with. It's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:30:36 It's just so fun. Oh, he's a glutton for punishment. And so Catherine, Catherine weighs in with some advice for Austin saying It's coming from a place of her. I've had people make fun of me when I was in a bad relationship Irm when I was going back. It's hard. Mmm. It's hard. It's hard Okay, this is not about you and I will still shame you for going back to Thomas fucking crazy person stop What are you doing? So, that's not even slut-shaming, that's Thomas shaming.

Starting point is 00:31:09 Like, that is so strange. That's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough,

Starting point is 00:31:19 that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, that's a rough, What he told her about Natalie and then she's the one who told her about Danny's is the one who told her about the Danny's stuff last year. Well, so now he's like yelling that Austin is the one betraying them by keeping going

Starting point is 00:31:32 back to Madison and telling all this dirt on them. And Madison goes, oh yeah, well, you tell me things about Natalie. Do you know hear me boy, Matt out? Do you want to hear it? It's like, oh, what did Shep give Natalie? Yeah. I'm a... every year we need to top that. This is where Madison always goes wrong because she does get real messy real quickly. Oh, she weaponizes everything. Fix her hair! Oh, my hair

Starting point is 00:31:59 just got attacked. It got attacked by her weaponizing my hair. She just weaponized my cow legs. I can't even look at you. And Andy's like, well, nothing's cragging me only. Have I seen such a toxic relationship? And Craig's like, yeah, but when we broke up, we let each other live our lives. Like, I mean, Madison just commented on a post the other day under his comment. And I'm asking, like, next question, next question. And then we actually, we broached the Kristen Cavalari stuff because she commented on this Kristen Cavalari post or whatever it was. And ultimately Craig tells us,

Starting point is 00:32:38 Kristen slid into my DMs like two months ago. And I was like, I have a girlfriend and then she came into town and then Austin, I became best friend with her and then I took a butter knife and I got a male hole in her wall and now I can't use both of my pinkies. It's really cool, you know. Yeah, so apparently the comment was something,

Starting point is 00:32:54 like Christian, comment, Christian put up a picture and Austin said something and then under it, Madison put, Oh hey, I'll be with Jay this week. Like the train can compete with Austin and he's like, oh my god. She like haunt like everybody be happy. And she's like, well, they are going to see Kristen in a couple of days.

Starting point is 00:33:14 And he's like, and you're going to see Jay? Well, he came to Charlton and he reached out to me and they're like, oh bullshit bullshit. So then she pulls out her DMs again and a chef is like, oh, this is like Us magazine live. So, so she brings her phone back to Andy for the second time in this reunion to show the DMs. And basically, Jay Cudler is like, hey, I'm going to Charleston soon. One of the top three restaurants you can recommend And then she's like, oh are you asking this because you sent the same because you're accent the same DM to my ex and Things like oh, I don't keep up with her. I don't keep up with her, which is bullshit

Starting point is 00:33:55 Yeah, and love it's like well, did you recommend did you recommend my restaurant? And I was just like, oh well, you know what I guess we'll have to test that out. You know, as I, uh, uh, Andy says, oh, so she said, he said, Madison said, I guess we'll have to check that out. And then you were getting flirty because there's a winky emoji. And then she says, wanna come on the boat, which is pretty, and now she's taking the phone from me. All right.

Starting point is 00:34:23 Wait a second. I think you just got a message from A-Rod, something about please stop talking about me. Okay, yeah, you took the phone back, great. Yeah, the one ever Madison goes with proof. It's never what she says it is. Like, it is proof that he was DMing her. But then she's totally flirting with him.

Starting point is 00:34:42 Like last week, what was the DM last week? Where she's talking? And here I am, right in the DM. I said, I'm sorry. 27 times. And he's like, well, didn't say I'm sorry once with a fuck you emoji and a thumbs down emoji. But I don't know. He's like, I mean, listen guys,

Starting point is 00:35:01 I mean, she's a single person, a hot guy reached out to her, and then Jay Cutler reached out to her too There's nothing wrong with that, okay? And Craig's like I'm not upset. It's just she's a nasty person and I hate that I'm in her presence You are a terrible person at the trash can Oh my god those words mean so much. I mean, you shouldn't say that.

Starting point is 00:35:27 It's really mean. And Andy's like, are you triggered? And she's like, yeah, I'm triggered because last year, I put trash in a camp using no trash bag. And people really mean to me online about it. So yes, it triggers me, Andy. Hey, I just want to say you can't call it a trash can. What I like to do is I like to call women aggressive.

Starting point is 00:35:46 That's what you should really be doing, Craig. Okay, continue on. So then we get a clip of set calling Catherine Trash, Lake Trash or whatever. Did he call her Lake Trash? White Trash. White Trash. I wrote Lake Trash. Sorry, that's my...

Starting point is 00:36:00 More specifically. I live in a Lake town right now, okay. I was coming from my own memory. But Catherine's like, yeah I live in a lake town right now. Okay Coming for my own memory But Catherine's like gas the trigger. So then we got tweets about Madison's son I mean, he's more put together than any of the men on this show Then he get the whole sky I hear from you or is that a southern thing? And yeah, they're talking about how he's like more put together and they just are, you know, everyone's loving on Hudson. And then, well, I'm trying, you know what? Here's

Starting point is 00:36:31 the thing with my ex. Like it didn't work out because we were together for four years. But I was trying to build an empire and Austin starts laughing like, oh, empire. Yeah, right. Did your parents pay for that? Then it doesn't count idiot And then Madison says that Hudson doesn't like Austin and often would only play house when filming was starting us that is Such a fucking lie. It's unbelievable. Okay, Madison. I opened up a whole new world I opened up a whole new world. Okay, for you a whole new world with dazzling sights for you to see. Okay? That's what I did for you No one to tell us no where to go Madison

Starting point is 00:37:26 Now I'm in the whole price and saying you you onto this show Madison, okay? Oh wait, was I beauty in the beast? No people price and he did back-to-back. He went oh Georgina yeah He was in that Disney You're the best kid in the world. Oh god. Oh god. No one to tell us, no. Okay.

Starting point is 00:37:51 Which is by the way, his way of saying, I brought you on to the TV show. Yeah, he's saying, I got you on TV. And all you did was go to work and you would go home and go to bed. And now you want to sit here and dog me. This is unbeat. Leaveable Madison. It's out. me this is unbeatable mad at him. It's outrageous mad you want to dog me you want to you want to lady in the tramp me what I'm aligning you it's unbelievable.

Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah real funny coming from you Austin who got on the show from being friends with the dudes and then tried to bang a girl on the show just so you would have a storyline on the show and treated her like shit the whole time and her name was Chelsea, sir. So why don't you get the fuck over yourself, you hypocrite. Ah, this unbelievable, unbelievable sights, inscribable feelings, soaring and tumbling, free-wheeling Madison, okay?

Starting point is 00:38:43 So an endless diamond, sky sky Madison's seed right now. I gave you a carpet that flew, okay? Give you a carpet, okay? A hundred thousand things to see. Hold your breath and get the better Madison, okay? I'm like a shooting star of, come so far Madison. I can't go back to where he used to be Madison. I can't, I can't go back to where he's in. It's a whole new world. So Madison's like you didn't do anything for me. Okay, look this relationship was fun and when it's not being fun, it was over. And Craig's like, oh yeah, then why didn't you let him go? Let him go. Was that Disney dead?

Starting point is 00:39:25 Not important enough to you, Madison. Because she's like, I did when I took your advice, you crack in. Which is hilarious. I love that everyone's just calling it out now. You know, Leva with her. Oh, why don't you go into the bathroom and do something to make your puts out feel better. And I love that when Madison called Greg or crackhead and you just go He just lets out a big child's like it's funny cuz it's true

Starting point is 00:39:56 I love the complete lack of respect Andy has for this cast. I'm so hilarious This is this is my favorite version of Andy Cohen when he's like he just is like you guys are all just stupid That's my favorite version of Andy So she's like yeah, they're they're saying you won't let her go and crick like yeah You met on the bridge and then you went after and said Austin. I will always hold your hand and say well It's because he's having a mental breakdown on me at the time. And she'll go, well, that's manipulative, unfortunately. You think he's not manipulative?

Starting point is 00:40:32 He's saying goddamn Aladdin lyrics to me right now. And Austin's working. It's working. And Austin's like, it's called gaslighting. Okay, sure, that's what it's called. Which, okay, okay, Austin. She gaslights me all the time. I'm like, no. No, no, no, no, this is not gaslighting.

Starting point is 00:40:52 In fact, actually what you're doing is literally gaslighting this entire reunion. She's like, I don't know what you're talking about and who turned off the lights. Let's turn it off. Yes they are. No, they're not, I can see. No, you can't't no one can see oh

Starting point is 00:41:07 I'm going crazy Andy Take your too easy Austin okay It's like Andy just because I told him the lights were on but no one was home. That does not count as gaslight So let's see here so Madison's like well I don't have three my best friends here backing me up. So just go ahead and attack me all day. And Craig's like, let him go. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's goes well it wasn't through until I stopped texting you that's when it was done and she goes oh because I told you to shut the fuck up and he goes bull mother fucking shit Madison boom what the fucking shit so then chefs like well this is the time to hear both sides I would honestly love to hear your side Madison she goes oh you know what I've been very nice both sides. I would honestly love to hear your side Madison. She goes,

Starting point is 00:42:05 oh, you know what? I've been very nasty to you and I would honestly hate to see that end. She's that a threat? Is that a threat? I'm scared. Nice ship is scared. She is. She's threatening you, Chef. She's threatening you. Don't try and threaten him, Madison. And I was like, Chef, she's trying to threaten you to your face. And Chef's all bloating face. It's not the real Ariel. She's trying to threaten you to your face and chefs all bloody They're not the real Ariel. She's not the real Ariel. Chep is just like all bloody face and blurry eyes. He's like And then we got a commercial. I'm when we get the clock from FAO shorts

Starting point is 00:42:40 Then we get a Madison is like come out of glass of water please and Pringles like everyone's attacking you And you're doing great. All right. You're doing great up there kid. I would smack you on the butt right now But you're not standing at a girl. I'll just leave it to that. Yeah, I think we can talk about this more in my hotel room Just saying so I also like chef. Don't listen to her! Don't listen to her! I can do whatever I want Austin! I can do whatever I want! I have done nothing but those things! I've said, I've said nothing but those things! Nothing but those things!

Starting point is 00:43:11 Nothing but those! Yeah, well don't be nice! Be real! Be real! Yeah right! So Madison's like, I mean, whatever Catherine's smoking on! And Catherine's over there vaping! And we're back!

Starting point is 00:43:24 Austin, tell us about your sad mommy and daddy owned beer. Go ahead Austin. Do it. It's gonna be so funny. Preferably with tears. Cry Austin. Cry. Well, I have to say that when I move into cans, that's when everything changed for me.

Starting point is 00:43:41 I mean, I used to be more of a buck guy, but man, grabbing a girl by the cans, that is just it changes everything, everything. Finally I can go to strangers and bars and say hey you have nice cans and so do why you can get them at Harris Teter. Every single Harris Teter in public's in Charleston gone in two weeks. They each sold all 12 beers I sent them. All gone in two weeks was supposed to take eight and now Leva's husband wants the partner with me the beer baron of Charleston sing right now. And Leva's like um you didn't have a meeting with my husband I told my husband to have a meeting with you

Starting point is 00:44:19 and then you pissed me off earlier so now I'm trying to decide if that's even gonna happen. Okay, so if you try being a nice human being and he's like, what happened? And, and, and love is like, well, Seth told me that his dad felt a certain way about something I said on Watch Your App and Sive and then we see the clip. And Andy's playing a game called like, alarming or nice new boobs.

Starting point is 00:44:45 And she said that set has a penchant for dating younger women and that would be alarming and not really nice boobs or whatever. She had to choose between, they're like, ship has a penchant for dating younger women, is that alarming or is it a cause for new boobs? And she said, I think that's alarming. That's all she literally said.

Starting point is 00:45:04 And so when it comes back, she's like, well, I thought that if anyone could take it, it would be a u-shap. And then Austin jumps in and says, actually, Leva, you're the biggest shit talker I know. And I was like, what? That's insane right now. You've never had a friend like me.

Starting point is 00:45:19 Da-da-da, da-da. And so it's like, you did say it. You did, though. And Leva's like, yeah, he did say it you did though and love it's like yeah He did say it and then we see the clip in the dressing room of that Which my favorite line from the whole thing again still cut in the bathroom and do something to make you feel better Stop lever stop lever stop so um, you know Love is basically like well, you know I wish I wish that you could control your emotions

Starting point is 00:45:45 and not like jump off like a crazy person. He's like, oh, and now, and now you're sitting here saying, I don't know if I want to get into business with you. No, love, emotions take over you, a most take over you. I'm like, okay, Mr. Gaslighter. Yeah, that's okay. You're the one acting crazy and trying to get it to her restaurant.

Starting point is 00:46:03 She doesn't owe you any sort of beer contract Yeah, getting you into her restaurant is a huge favor and then you're still gonna act like an asshole to her TV That's not how that works and so she's like yeah, if I go into business with someone I expect them to be like you know what? You were talking to Shep so I'll stay out of it, you know or you should have taken me aside and he's like talking to Shep so I'll stay out of it, you know, or you should have taken me aside and he's like, no, yeah Same right now, this is women He's just victimizing me and she's like, oh, can I finish or do I always have to be interrupted by you? And he's like, you know what? Come on, Leva Don't be mad about Aurelius ridiculous. I'm saying

Starting point is 00:46:45 Leva, don't be a hysterical woman who famously can't control her emotions, like all women. Leva, you shouldn't even be in business. You should just be raising a child, Leva. Don't be ridiculous now. Yeah, Leva. Totally. And she's like, how about you just say, sorry,

Starting point is 00:47:00 he's like, sorry, it's just thank you. Jesus. I appreciate it. Leva. just say sorry, he's like sorry, it's just thank you. We are, right? So then Andy's like, so now the real question, Madison, what do you think of us as mother owned beer business? And she's like, now come in, now come in. And then Craig is like, he has his beers in grocery stores. You rent your chair in a salon. And it's like, well, first of all, Craig,

Starting point is 00:47:29 what an absolute shit man. Every single, you know, hair stylist in America, that's how you, that's how you cut hair. That's how you do it. You rent a chair in a salon. And first of all, no, she does not rent a chair. She owns a salon and rents out chairs. Does she not?

Starting point is 00:47:44 Or do, even if she does rent that a chair. She owns a salon and rents out chairs. Does she not or to even if she does That's your mother fuck cares It doesn't even that what are you on what are you and then awesome? This is my favorite line of the reunion He leans forward and he has got his hands. He's like doing. He's going like I have my beer everywhere Madison Bear everywhere Madison He went from having like he sold out like a pilot supply to Harris Teter and publicston I was like I have my beer everywhere And Madison's like I'm so sick you guys ganging up on me. I am sick of it

Starting point is 00:48:20 And I was like no Sick of it and off to like no Craig you know what? You're not even in this just sit back and he's like sorry Well because sorry So So often a lot of our viewers want to know like what is your job like? Wait, wait, what do you do for a living like what's going on? Why do you smell like dirty socks even from the TV screen and he's and and Tammy goes

Starting point is 00:49:00 Well, I would like to say Working for as a distributor myself. I can say it's not easy getting your product into some place, okay? And I was just like, yeah, and for anyone to be little me and say I don't do anything is outrageous. out out Regis right now I have built everywhere everywhere So it's like let me say you know I'll say this for Austin he gets up every morning at like eight Sometimes nine You know he gets up and then he'll go to the gym, you know, and he wasn't always like that Hawaiian time, but it's still 8 a.m. Somewhere, you know

Starting point is 00:50:00 Wow Yeah Wow. So Madison was encouraging Austin earlier in the season, then she'd like that he was like hard at work doing the beer. And so Andy's like, so basically like what change? Because you could do more. Which was her way of being like, I was caught. Yeah. Oh, and also like, I liked you then.

Starting point is 00:50:24 I liked you in that moment. And now I don caught. Yeah. I'm also like, I liked you then. I liked you in that moment and now I don't. Okay. In your suck. So, Craig's like, when she says you could do more, Craig's like, yeah, well, if you could get away with you, you ruin his life. Oh, women, ruining potential business men. You know, men would be more successful if there weren't women involved, right? Am I right?

Starting point is 00:50:43 Am I right? Am I right? I think we did all the great. So women, if you work in business, just retire and, you know, raise some babies. And if you don't have a baby, raise someone else's babies. That's really your role. Fucking idiots. So Madison's like, oh, he brought my mother's day card. And you know what it said.

Starting point is 00:50:59 And I was like, I said, I respect your hustle. So what? No, you said teach me your hustle. So why not sit here and learn instead of this big, dick energy which you don't have? I'm so sick of it. And I was like, oh, nice. I like that they're degrading you

Starting point is 00:51:13 so you get a tiny penis comment in there. You know what I'm just saying? All you wanted to do was learn how to dance. Literally do the hustle. So also who writes that in a, I guess I know it makes sense to him other's day. He probably was like, I admire your hustle. I want you to teach me your hustle, consume it. I'm here everywhere, Madison. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:35 I think he's trying to say like, you're so great. And I know you want better for me. So I'm going to learn from the best or whatever. And he's like, all right. Okay. All right. Let's Let's switch to something lighter. Robin from Boston, Robert from Boston says, Madison, do pick willsies that you can push around and abuse on purpose and say, 100%, 100%. I'm a masculine type and I date these that are more feminine.

Starting point is 00:52:01 Okay, put a wig on and call them titsy. Let's call it a day on that one, or any Andy. It feels like there's probably some, if you really dig into what she just said, there's probably some problematic stuff in there, but I just don't have the energy. So Pringle said,

Starting point is 00:52:15 well, that's why we didn't work out. No, I'm saying a man, man over here with tremendous guilt, tremendous post-P guilt. But I'm a man. Disney dad, all right, well listen, I have have to say this you two are a horrible couple I mean you are an infinity circle of toxicity Okay In Austin's like I don't understand what this has to do with a car, but fine, so

Starting point is 00:52:40 Let me tell you something I have something serious to say okay. I Let me tell you something I have something serious to say okay. I Haven't just got a just You're an infinity gasket of toxicity. What does this have to do with a pool that has no edge? so so I'm like I have to say something I something. I hadn't watched the episodes because I'm so busy getting my beer everywhere. They didn't have time to watch it. And sheep looked me in the eye. He looked me in the eyes, Madison. And he said, you have to watch. And you know what?

Starting point is 00:53:16 I watched him last night. And my heart broke over and over and over again. Over and over and over again. He's like, uh. And he broke my heart, and he's like trying to cry. And he's like, well, what did you see? And he's like, broke my heart. And he doesn't care about me, and see, never. Fucky. And the footage that this show is all footage from after they broken up. and she is like at the batting cage with Pringle being like,

Starting point is 00:53:48 he's just not where I want him to be or when he crashed the party that she was throwing and she was just like, you know, annoyed. Like, it wasn't like she was talking a huge amount of shit behind Austin's back while they were dating. And Madison's no angel. Madison is a disaster too. But like, he being so dramatic about that and he goes, how she treats me and talks about me is so fucking bad. So bad. I mean, fucking done. I am done with this.

Starting point is 00:54:19 I'm human. I can't even look at you. You are a monster. You are a monster. You're a monster. Your art is not existing. Master, you're a monster. Monster, you, okay. You're a monster. I saw her once, pour out beer from the drop-up can. A monster.

Starting point is 00:54:40 A monster. That is it. Give me a break. You just went and had sex with her like what a month ago or something. After you were saying, I'm done. She's so mean to me. I'm not buying it from you. Shut up, Austin.

Starting point is 00:54:53 A monster because you dared say anything negative about Austin. Yeah. Meanwhile, you're just sitting there with all your friends. And you are slut-shaming her correct the same time on actual TV. So Craig's like, they crack us. Oh, it's break again. So Craig's like, Hey, Andy, I got a question. Who's the best dressed cast member? And love is like, Oh, God, he wants a compliment. And Andy goes, Well, he does look good. And he's not even he won't even look at

Starting point is 00:55:20 Craig. He's just looking straight ahead. He's like, he does look good. But not the best. Patricia wrote that line for me since she's not here. So now Catherine Thomas. Okay so as everyone ready to talk about racism because it's coming up. Okay so what's going on with you Catherine how long to Thomas live in that house with you so they live with three months and he goes, so were you roommates with benefits? And he goes, ew, no.

Starting point is 00:55:49 But then Craig goes, did you hook up? I mean, once in January, that's roommates and benefits. Yeah, I don't know if you can call that a benefit, but there it is. At least not for her. It's like roommate with taxes. Yeah. So Andy's like, well, you did say you might get back together

Starting point is 00:56:07 in the show. I mean, what is it about him that keeps pulling you back? Isn't the moose knuckle tell us the truth? And she's like, well, sometimes you toy with the idea because we're a family unit. And Pringle's like, yeah. And when you get back there, and then there's the both of you, you see the reason you got married to him and the shut up, you're like the Thomas in

Starting point is 00:56:27 this example. Okay. That's not for tend that you have such a huge choice about this. And Catherine's like, that door is closed and it is closed now. So um, uh, Catherine knew that she hasn't met the baby or anything. She knew that T-Rab was dating someone at the end of 2020 or something like that, maybe 2019, I should say. And that the woman that T-Rab was dating her ex-hung, a giant banner in the battery

Starting point is 00:57:04 that said, like, do not let this man go into your house. I'm gonna take a picture with Thomas Ravino. But then it turns out that they found out after it was the ex, and that's why he was so mad. And they're cracking up, but all the drama. And then Patricia also unfurled a banner that said, do not let this man into your house,

Starting point is 00:57:24 but it was a picture of Cooper instead so They talk about Caleb the current boyfriend and Catherine's like can she loves him? She's got a crush and he goes well, how is Caleb different? And she's like well, he's supportive. He's more of a team may, you know, we work as a team and Craig's like yeah, we've known him for like 10 years He's just like flicking his nail like he's trying to get a booger off And and he's like so did so viewers ask you know

Starting point is 00:57:55 They're questioning the timing of you dating a black man Catherine, you know, was he a plant or you know One lady said she tweeted a monkey emoji to a sister and is now dating a brother. Was this a course correction Catherine? And so she's like no and he's like uh it's like what did he think that the emoji the monkey emoji was racist and she's like arm no he didn't think it was a racist uh but yes he did explain to me how others might have taken it and he's like, okay, I have a question. Why were you engaging with this woman in the first place? Which I think is really a great question. That's why, why? Yeah, so she tries. Here she goes. She's like, well, the best way to say it is that this woman was on Instagram saying, like like don't go to this girl's business and

Starting point is 00:58:45 then I was like well that's mean to that girl because to me that was like bullying and I really you know like I don't like bullying Andy you know so like it's anti bullying. And I was like no. She was like let's not water down this. Let's not water this down. She's like, this woman decided to hold a Trump rally boat parade in the middle of the pandemic and one woman said, I don't want to engage in businesses that are really this tone deaf. And then eight women came after this woman, you know, and Catherine's like, well, great,

Starting point is 00:59:23 now it looks like I'm part of a bully group. I'm like, you were. Yeah. That one doesn't look like it. It actually was. So she said, all these women, these eight women come at her and bullied her and they said, you'll never do anything in this town again. Your business will never stay open in this town.

Starting point is 00:59:38 And Catherine's like, well, I didn't know any of that. Like, Humming it or I had no idea. And she goes, that's not fair, because I didn't even know about that. And Danny's like, well, you're the easiest target. So, like Danny right back, doing her job. And so, yeah, so she's like, now it looks like it's part of a bully group, whatever,

Starting point is 01:00:02 and then talking about how, because Leva is saying how these women basically going after, kept going after, these eight white women going after one black woman and saying, you'll never work here again, was like, it was an example of white women acting from a place of white supremacy.

Starting point is 01:00:17 And then Shepa's like, well, I think that like, the jump from a Trump rally to white supremacist is a big leap. I was like, okay. Even Andy does that thing where he goes, ugh, she's ahead of the camera like, am I really here with these idiots right now?

Starting point is 01:00:32 Okay. And Catherine's like, yeah, but it wasn't because of the white supremacist thing. It was because they were saying, don't go to this woman's business. And Craig is like, yeah, and you didn't like her being called what she was being called.

Starting point is 01:00:45 And Catherine says, well, why are we even talking about Trump? Like this, why is this even about politics? You guys are making this about politics. It was over a Trump rally. That was the fight. Okay. So here's a lesson to everyone, whether you're on a reality show or not, if you're just going to like, but you're, but you're, but you're a neck into, if you're going to

Starting point is 01:01:04 butt into a situation to quote unquote, defend your friend, you should know what you're, but you're a neck and two. If you're gonna butt into a situation to quote unquote defend your friend, you should know what you're butting into. So like if you butt into like a political situation, don't be surprised if people make it about politics because that's what happens. Yeah. And so, and he's like, well, you know,

Starting point is 01:01:21 the Trump context is important because it might explain why you threw him the term minority platform in it, which is another thing you said. I was like, well, it doesn't explain the minority platform at all, but glad you brought that up. Gapchum's like, oh, Craig, so glad you asked that question.

Starting point is 01:01:37 So I really want to talk about this. I cannot wait to talk about this. So when I sent those messages, it was very late at night and I was drinking and like I don't even know why I use the minority because it seems like I was discouraging minorities, but that's not what happened, Andy. Yeah. I was, I was, the excuse was worse than I ever thought it would be. I thought you could say something like I meant like you, not like minority,

Starting point is 01:02:05 like you're a racial minority, more like you are, like in the vocal minority of people who are angry about this, right? But you're like, at least come up with a good, like I, you know what, I don't. You're watching minority. Like I don't like coal. I think it hurts the environment.

Starting point is 01:02:19 I'm not into minority. So I thought I was like anti-mining. That's something, like something. You're, I don't like that you keep recommending minority report on your Instagram. I do not like this minority platform. And I just had forgotten to say report this for sure. Right, I thought it meant underage, you know?

Starting point is 01:02:38 Like, you know, you shouldn't be, you know, don't use your underage minor status or something. It's just like. I thought it was like, like, you don't don't use your underage minor status or something. It's just I thought it was like like You don't like the you you don't like local elections They have small platforms on local matches. It's a minority platform compared to a That just like I didn't know what I was saying because it was late So the word minority just came out of nowhere And I don't know what it was yeah and Craig's like a Catherine this doesn't address

Starting point is 01:03:10 This doesn't end until you address the minority thing cuz like it wasn't political you said that she was yeah It wasn't political. I was literally referencing Min Nor min min or Uh, uh, Min, nor, Min, Minor, Minor. I don't like manure and that's my platform.

Starting point is 01:03:30 That's what I was trying to say. I don't like when Nore is Andy okay. So down with Jewish people, he's like, well, you're making it worse. You're making it real and end Catherine. I mean, I, in a certain way, I did appreciate that she just had no excuse. She just couldn't even come up with anything. She's like, I don't, I don't know. up with anything. She's like, I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:03:47 You haven't excuse. You could only have an excuse. You know, just say you don't have an excuse. She was just like, Craig was like, there was no way that you could have meant that. Like, the only way you could mean it is if you were referencing that she was black. And so, she's like, no, then she gets matched.

Starting point is 01:04:00 Like, she starts showing her don't. She starts showing her don't. She's like, no. Her hay ride starts up. She's like, no. Her hay ride starts up. She's like, oh, we're going on her hay ride. She's like, don't you ever say that about me again? Y'all have slandered and used that situation. Well, it was a situation that you created

Starting point is 01:04:16 and these are the consequences. Yeah, and you, Catherine, she's like, no, you listen. I get to speak now and love it. It's like, he's trying to help you, Catherine. And he's like, yeah, address help you Catherine and he's like yeah Address the minority thing just I don't know how to dress you all I don't know how to And he goes yeah, I was trying to help you and love is like I was trying to help you too and Catherine's like I can't talk You guys don't let me talk

Starting point is 01:04:39 She's like she's like I yeah love is like I've been trying to help you and she goes by talking behind my back and making fun of me to my best friend You were trying to isolate me. Love us like, why would I do that? You were trying to come up on my downfall and you have had fun with this And love is like me. I've had fun. She's like You use my mistake to come up on the show. This is my life. And love is like this is my life, too Do you know how many death threats I'm getting every single day from people? Yeah, she's like, I'm on the internet getting threats from people because it's like,

Starting point is 01:05:10 I'm forgiving you. I'm just saying, oh, it's okay. And I'm not canceling you. You know, do you even understand that part of it? You're so fucking disrespectful. And Catherine's like, can you just not understand? This is really hard on me. Oh.

Starting point is 01:05:23 And Andy goes, all right, let's just one step at a time here. And let us like, yeah, you know, okay, look. I don't think she meant it politically. I think she was defending her friend. And I've said that a million times. But what I did say was what you said was tone deaf and riddled with internalized bias.

Starting point is 01:05:39 And I told your friends, go to your friend and tell her it was wrong. Like, stand up for what's right. And I went to Shep and said, you should do it because you're going to calling people out and he wasn't into it. And then we see the clip of that. And Pringle's like, yeah, but the way that you go

Starting point is 01:05:54 about it sometimes, I mean, you tell people, shut the fuck up. She's like, well, I said that because if you don't like the way I go about it more than you don't like why it matters, then you can shut the fuck up. Yeah, because you're like, your catchphrase would have been shut the fuck up. She's like, well, if you're not speaking about what matters, but instead just call me a bully, then you need to shut the fuck up. Which was exactly, I was so glad that she said that because it's like, that's not what this is about. This is not about whether she's aggressive or not. You know, so then chef is like, well,

Starting point is 01:06:26 I couldn't say anything. It's too dangerous. I've got white privilege. How could I give her any advice? A bomb was about to go off. It's too dangerous. You have to get out of the building. And this is cancel culture. And she's like, I'm not cancel culture. And it goes, I know, but still, she's like, I got vilified by every person here you know and because I said something and you guys didn't you just let me drown you know and she's like no we didn't but you're a person of color married to a person of color and you're the perfect person to speak on it hello don't you know that it's up it's up to the people of color to be the teacher. Don't you know that? White people cannot stand against racist shit.

Starting point is 01:07:08 Don't you know that's totally inappropriate? Listen, Shep survived, Shep survived, making fun of a homeless lady and the cans, which change everything by way, can't change everything. So, like, don't worry about cancel culture. You're doing fine. If cancel culture was really the threat that you thought I was going to be,

Starting point is 01:07:30 you would have been gone by now, but you're not. You're fine. And also, there's nothing that you would have said. I don't think would have caused him to be canceled. He would have been standing up for, like, a really good thing. Yeah. And love us like, yeah, but, you know, we can say what we want as people of color But you guys your voice hearing it out of your mouths would have actually changed something, you know Catherine is like well

Starting point is 01:07:52 This is just why I really want to say this whole experience has really affected me You know and love us like and then and she's like can I just finish please? As a Catherine basically says like look, look, I'm really disappointed and I did it to myself and I get that. But now all these people think I'm racist and I'm not racist. And Leva says, well, it's not that you got mad at somebody and said something, you know, that doesn't mean

Starting point is 01:08:16 that you're in a white hood and you hate black people. It just means you have internal bias and you made a mistake and you were tone deaf. And she's like, well, I'm glad you were saying that now because it's been months that you I'm glad you were saying that now because it's been months that you guys have written this wave of me being torn apart because you would never apologize.

Starting point is 01:08:31 You would never just, you're still not just coughing to it, just cough to it and apologize and be done with it. It could have been done if you would have just had the conversation, you know. And you know how much, you know, Leather would have been, I think, really torn apart. If she just went on to social media,

Starting point is 01:08:47 it was like, guys, guys, she really means well, she just was being tone deaf. I think people wouldn't, I don't think any of us would have, we've been like, what the fuck? You're just gonna let her off the hook, but I think in the context of the show, and we, like, have, like, some, we're, like, you said, like, there wasn't really a apology,

Starting point is 01:09:02 we're getting some growth, et cetera, et cetera. This is why it's why it's appropriate not appropriate, but like that's why she said it now because Katyn had to go through She had to go through being torn apart. That's that's unfortunately how she had to learn. Yeah so Danny's like well the problem is Snowball and Katyn's like and I'm sorry to you Danny because you know I'm sorry that we didn't speak and I know, I'm sorry that we didn't speak. I'm so I wasn't mad at you that we didn't speak I was mad because you don't love it. You were alone like you couldn't go anyone and that triggered me Yeah, so um

Starting point is 01:09:36 So then so Andy is like well, so where do you guys stand Danny? This is your big moment on the reunion Would why don't you tell us where you guys stand? I'd like to have Catherine answer that. Okay, I'm glad you've been here for Danny. So Catherine's like, arm, I just hung out with her and felt like a little time. And it was good. And Danny's like, I don't know, all grudges. I don't know, grudges, don't worry about me.

Starting point is 01:09:58 I just complained about something all season long, but I don't care. I don't care. And stuff's like, life is sure full of twists and turns, isn I don't care. I don't like it. I have to go right. And stuff like life is sure full of twists and turns admit. Okay. So then Andy. Sorry. No, no, go ahead. Notice the Andy then talks about how level, you know, level went from Iran to Canada to ultimately Charleston and did what she aware going into the US like

Starting point is 01:10:22 all are, you know, racist history, racist history etc etc and she just talks about how you know it's prevalent around the whole world and that it's just so weird to go to Charleston where it's just you see Confederate flags and statues it's just like very in your face. Yeah and Craig's like well Caleb's last name has two L's because their family lineage was owned by the Ravennaus. Which is like, I mean, of course, I'm sure that we all suspected that, but it's just like, oh my god, you hear shit like that being an American, you know? Except like, I know about my family's history, you know, and it's terrible and it's regrettable, but, you know, speaking to Leva and the whole situation is like what we can do is go out and vote

Starting point is 01:11:04 and protest, and we have to is go out and vote and protest. And we have to change the system and change the people and power to make real change. And Pringle's like, oh, and also we got to raise our children right from across the country, preferably on an iPad. So. Hey, Pringle, did you ever find out if your family and worst slave owners?

Starting point is 01:11:21 I have so much guilt about being in the middle of the night. I have to say. How about talking about spelling guilt with my pee? I wish Andy had asked Pringle if he'd found out. So yeah, Leva's basically, she says, if you're sitting in a space where you were miles ahead of a people that have been oppressed, it's your job to fight for those people. And Shep is not responsible for the sins of his ancestry, but he's responsible for being cognizant of the past.

Starting point is 01:11:46 Just like, Pringle, you want to take this one, Pringle? Uh, nope, nope, nope. Gypsum a can, gypsum a can, that's what I have to say Andy. So then Catherine's like, yeah, you know, as far as the statue, I'm really glad it was taken down because that man is a symbol of racism. And you know, watching Lava glad it was taken down because that man is a symbol of racism and You know watching Lava watch that being taken down

Starting point is 01:12:07 I didn't realize that people even felt that way like that they would walk past it and feel like down You know here's a sky looking down on me and I was naive about stuff and love us like and now you know better and Catherine I just want to make it right And then Andy asked the question that's on all of our minds. What was going through Austin's mind? Well, well you know, considering that my viewers everywhere, I was very concerned when there were riots and I texted Levin. I said, I hope your business didn't get super damaged and Love's response was a window can be replaced, but a life can't. And I just, I realized how much I didn't realize and wow, I realized I'm living such a bubble of privilege.

Starting point is 01:12:46 And that's where I'm gonna stay Andy. Thank you very much. No further questions. Yeah, I love us crying now. And she's like, thank you, because that's all I was trying to get across, you know, that there's a bubble of privilege. And you don't have to worry about your son going out

Starting point is 01:13:00 in the hoodie and getting shot, you know. And she's like, listen, I'm not black either, you know. I'm not pretending I am. I'm on the spectrum. Everyone's on the spectrum. And thank you for saying that because that's really all I needed to hear. And I was like, oh my God, I cannot believe

Starting point is 01:13:14 there's actual some kind of closure. I know, I'm nice. I think on the stupid show. Level laid it out so well, you know, which is that like, you know. I think she did too. We all, you know, white privilege is a thing. And like if someone says you have white privilege,

Starting point is 01:13:29 they're not saying you are a racist in your terrible. It just means like, so if I'm saying I'm going through something and you're like, I don't see it, this is saying like, that's because you have white privilege and you haven't had to see it. But like, please understand what I'm going through, you know? That's all. Well, I don't say that's all, but like, please understand what I'm going through. You know, that's all. Well, I wasn't saying that's all,

Starting point is 01:13:45 but like, I think that's like a big takeaway from it. Yeah, I think that was well done that part. So then Catherine backstage comes up to love again, and she's like, you know, I just like, I'm not good with words and like words, they're hard, but you know, I know that I'm not being a victim right now. I'm just saying. And she's like,

Starting point is 01:14:04 that's fish tank hedgehog. Um, so bad with words. You know, you're being genuine, you know, and I'm sorry I was caddy because I wanted you to take it more seriously and I got frustrated, but I'm not your enemy. And she's like, thank you. So then we go back and Andy's like, well, one thing we learned is we can never stop doing the work. So guys, how is this season changed you? Speaking of not doing any work, let's talk to all the men on this show without jobs. Okay. So, Danny's like, oh, with the level on the whole white primordial thing, I was really enlightened this year. And I could wait. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And Pring Pringles like what I learn

Starting point is 01:14:47 Well, I thought you were gonna go the other way. God damn. Can you just you know, I don't I don't know I'm still being in my diaper right now He's like don't want to be shallow I don't know come back to me. I'll think of something rose the ray as a vial sir blue I'm drunk now. What about you? I don't know So nice bricks with nice bricks from OC call back all oh, yeah So Austin's like well, I guess but I learned is cans Andy cans all right You know, I'm gonna take back my narrative and I'm gonna can it and hopefully it'll go about a next season

Starting point is 01:15:23 And I'm gonna stay away from all the outrageous monsters that are trying to take away my beer, which is everywhere, by the way, everywhere. And it's like, well, will the two of you cut the infinity loop of terror? And I'll say, which means what, Andy? Like, what does that even mean? Is it a Halloween ride that we're supposed to go on? I don't like being startled, Andy. No, I guess. No, I had a good one and I called it back, but thanks for listening. Okay. Are you getting, well, I'm trying to say, is, are you going to get out of this codependent

Starting point is 01:15:57 toxic cycle? I don't even like spin class. We talking about cycles. All right, mad is delicious go to you and she's like personally I've learned a lot and I know my birth and I'm really glad I'm done with this Andy Okay, and he's like, uh, do I believe this is totally over between you two Yes, and they're they're absolutely not gonna hook up tonight not at all Yeah, I'm captain's like, oh, you'll probably hook up like Thomas and I did last time. And then Andy turns to Catherine and she goes, Catherine, you had a big year.

Starting point is 01:16:33 Yeah. I learned when conflicts happen instead of getting defensive, you know, things are bigger than you. So just, you know, accept the humility and you have to learn. I was like, okay, well, that was a good one. So then, steps like, uh, summed up in one word, is Taylor, I'm a good person, because I have a girlfriend, GOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I need to let this suit out a little bit if you know what I'm saying. I need to go to the tailor. Oh good tailor is hard to find Andy.

Starting point is 01:17:10 What I've learned, I'm hungry. I'm actually very hungry right now, but I want more. And I want to keep making money. And I'm too good of a friend. And I can only give so much great advice before I take a horse to water and then I kill the horse in the what and then I'm drinking water horse water I'm gonna still horse water They're like what are you talking about captain's like not help in your friend was that a slide at me? And he's like no, it's a hundred percent to Austin like you lead a horse

Starting point is 01:17:39 He goes in the water and then you're like go in the water horse You're like where do you gonna dry yourself out on you know what I want him to drink my water. Andy goes okay so every man for himself that's what you've learned. It's like I'm rich now Andy that's what I'm saying I'm extremely rich now. So Leva is, Leva says that she's just grateful for the year because she's seen so many lives lost, but she makes her wake up and realize, you know, what am I going to do today because our days aren't guaranteed. And Pringle's like, uh, can I add to my nandy?

Starting point is 01:18:17 I need to stop quit drinking so much and quit hitting on guys' girlfriends, I guess. And I really have to stop drinking water right before go to bed because oh man you don't want that guilt pee. Oh man. Oh. So love a gift of toast. A tropop cheers. Yeah. And love against the toast. And it's basically like to help them happiest. We're so lucky. But what makes us lucky is our friendship. So here's the staying charming. And that's pretty much it. That was it. And so Southern Charm is done. So now going forward on Fridays, we'll have some summer house starting with...

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