Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: Don't Come Trawling Back

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

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I'm Ronnie, that's been over there, happy and... Hi, how are you? I'm doing great today. It's looking good out there, might start storming soon, very soon. Oh, jealous. Got a little chemical peel, like losing my face and getting marks. It just leavened. I'm about to shed like a big old snake

that's been going on over there. I just had a marvelous bigel. I postponed bagel Thursday to Friday because I knew I would need to be bagel more today. I was like, people working really, really hard. And I was like, I'm, usually my reward for getting to Thursday, but I was like, I think I need to reward myself for Friday. So I'm riding a bigel high, which also means I'm riding

a coffee high. Anyway, I'm great, thanks. Coffee high. Everyone, welcome to our craziest day of the week Friday. This is where we really don't give a shit. And I'm sure that all of you really don't give a shit either, because guess what? It's Friday for you too. Unless you're listening to this on not Friday, which I'm not talking to you right now.

Unless you're like in the Philippines where it's probably already Saturday. I'm so excited. Am I right? Yeah. So today is Southern Charmed Day. We're really excited. And our time zone we're really excited. Yeah. And just even though we're in different time zones. We are, but close enough. I mean, it's nothing compared to the Philippines. I'm right. Yeah.

I mean, y'all are far. OK. vanilla folder of time zones. So we judge everything. What's closer, the home goods are Philippines. Let me do that. So today is Southern Charmed Day. Also come to take a seat.

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would not be like are they fighting we would be fighting yeah you would definitely know okay I just give him shit because I'm a horrible human being and I know and I'll work on it. Okay, this is like shit This is my shet moment. I'm gonna work on it Better I'm just I'm a work in progress. I'm happy crazy crazy happy gosh And and my like honestly for people who who thought there was some tension my response there was some tension. My response to Ronnie is, I can't believe I have to read the same arrow as you have to share oxygen with you. I have to share oxygen. By the way, I would like to make, before we start, I would like

to make an earnestly. I actually don't do this as often as you think I would do it. You would think I would do this every episode. I would like to make an earnestly for people to follow us on social media. On Instagram, we're at WatchwareCrapins, we're also at what crap is on Twitter, and Ronnie is at Ronnie Caram, and I'm at Ben Metalkar on both Twitter and Instagram, and I would just like, I'd like to get my numbers up. So I'm being deeply honest. Yeah, I'm like, that's the universe. You know, we really never plug our actual social media and I just, no, I just want to follow.

Come, I really only post like bikini pictures with memes like positive spiritual memes, but if you're into that sort of thing, you know, yeah, I've been posting a lot of food like an asshole lately, but you know, I don't have any other content Like what else do people want to like look at my socks? I don't know Don't say that on the same day of the year I don't have bikini picks and spiritual memes and you're like, well, I don't do anything. Oh, yeah, thirst traps every day As a thirst trap guy is like just tons of tons of thirst traps So I'm gonna follow and then saying like today's the first day of the rest of your life. Mm, yeah.

I was gonna try and make that cute, but you can't really make that saying more cute. I mean, it's a cute saying or cute I should say. I pose in a G string and then the caption says, what's going on in Ukraine right now is devastating. Keep support. Got some of my photos. Support you, Gray.

Yeah. Okay, so here we are with Southern Charm episode 814. It's called Trollen and Brawlin. Okay. That's funny. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't realize. I was like, oh, that's a good Trollen. You so trawlin' in their title. Yeah, I think our episode is gonna be called, don't come trolling back. Man, you've got to use something wrong. Love that.

I love that. Yeah. So previously on Southern Charm, Shep is literally on Rhea literally. Any girl would be devastated. I didn't write down the previews, but what I did write down was that at the end of the previews, you know, it's always the same song. It's like,

got the pants on the pizza, the 123, and it's like that, but this time after the, mm-hmm out of nowhere, tricky goes, it's going, I was like, wait, wait, wait, what was that? I know, you can't just let an intern cut this song every week. Like, it has to make musicals. So you can't end the song and then half her go, I'm if we can't have a lot of it. Yeah, it is like also a well-established ending of the song.

Mm-hmm. So you can't just like come back. When you listen to Family Ties, they don't say, Sha-la-la-la-la. What would you do, baby? You're like, no, no, no, the shalalala is the end. There's nothing after that. She also had a line that I don't remember ever hearing

before, which is kind of impossible since they've recut this every week for years now, but they showed a clip of set playing tennis. And it was like, and boy fight games, don't you know? And I was like, you added in a tennis? How did you do that I never heard that part and I with I thought it was weird when they also showed the shot of Craig doing a shot of

Yeager and then she said support your crane I was like I'd never heard that one before where I'm asked where I'm asked where I'm asking you crane Just giving all our messaging in there. It's a protest season. They're like, I'm watching this. If Trix is going to be woke, okay. Go woke. So we're still on vacation, the sad sad vacation. Okay, so last week was a super fun episode. I think just because Southern Charm is kind of back at least to me, I'm really enjoying it. This week was so much sadder.

I don't know why, I think it's because it's just the three guys and then everyone else is just kind of an extra. You know, it's like the guys and then people they're kind of dating, you know, like Olivia just I can't watch Olivia eat me more like I hate all these people who act like they were raised with such manners who just act like monsters like who eats like I know her mouth wide open and then when she's not doing that she's chomping on gums for Coke tongue or whatever She's got going on so she's chomping on gums for Coke tongue or whatever she's got going on. So she's just, so we're chomping on gums, just close your fucking mouth.

Okay. Close that, bazoo. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I mean, the episode ended, I was actually extraordinarily sad, mainly because the previews for next week broke my heart seeing Vanita crying at that party. I was like, I don't know if it did something to you,

we can get to that later. But I was like, yeah, I was like, I was like, I was like, hell, because Venita, the way that she was crying, it was like she was in the center of the frame, like she just like turns to the camera, like an 80 sitcom, like, yeah, it was an 80's scene.

But then she was like, ah, like she didn't really know where to go, but the camera was blocking her way, and I was like, hello, well, welcome to the TV. It was like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, I'm gonna put a pin in it. We'll talk about that later because obviously that's one of the big climax. Ah! Yeah, so yeah, it's sad. So, meaning the state of people on the show. So, Craig is drinking taping shots. There's a lot of Craig, Craig!

Craig! Craig! Craig! No people trying to go back. Because they're still at that restaurant and Craig is Raging he's getting up walking away from the table then walking back and yelling some more and then leaving and then coming back So he goes to the bar and tries to you know getting a five-some with those old ladies there and then Olivia follows him and She's like Craig what's wrong with you Craig?

And she's like, Crag, what's wrong with you, Crag? Stop being such a diva, Crag. And Austin, back at the table, was like, Naomi, I wish you got you were my ex. Which, God, you were my ex, Naomi. Name is like, what? And he's like, because my ex has made my life a living hell in case no one knew about that Olivia's like, oh my God, I can't think we're talking about this again.

Of course, it's a guy on this show. So of course they have to bring this back to themselves, you know. Right. So Craig tells us in this charming way, they're like, Craig, why are you telling me to Naomi? And he's like, well, I'm definitely more irritable because Naomi's around like she's the most condescending person ever. But guess what? You don't get to tell me what to do anymore. You know, I'm saying what I do. I go, wow, like you just got away from

your mom for the first time. I know. Craig saying you don't get to tell me how to act. You don't get to tell me anything anymore. When literally this entire season has been Craig sitting down Naomi and telling her how she's allowed to act around him, that's the entire season. Like you can't hang out with me. You can't talk to me at a party. You can't go up to me.

That's inappropriate. And now all of a sudden, he's saying that she can't do anything. Like honestly, Craig, this is your start... It looks almost like you're on orbits and you're looking for a ticket to Shut Up Mountain. Almost there. We're almost about to get the... We're almost about to buy ticket, the button, you know? Yeah, and Shab, after this, like, mini-lecture about how they all should behave in restaurants, stands up and just like, thinks the shit out of his glass. He's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

let's go home. And Louis, it's like, yeah, let's go to our party house. Yeah. And so, I then did Craig say in the car, do you think our driver is ticklish? Did I hear that correctly? Yeah, that's the least So they go home and the girls good at the girls house the boys good boys house and they're like oh my god That's party and Vinny is like I'm great to bet. So come on now. You can't do that. You're on a TV show Okay, these are supposed to be your name friends. Stay up, make an ass out of yourself. Y'all, somebody go on coke while you're on coke as well. I mean, you have to do your job. And this is probably why she's caught like crying at the party next week

is because she hasn't, it's like kids you don't drink before they go to college. You know, when you've never gotten drunk and then you go to college, then you wind to college, then you wind up being like wasted on like the flow of opportunity or something like you just are just like a disaster, right? But you get like some of your training wheels in high school and I'm not advocating for underage drinking by any means. But I'm just saying,

I feel like your success as a drinker in college is like a little bit better if you have had some illegal experiences and so what I'm really saying is that Benita needs to be getting her like high school complex out now so that when she goes to the big dance and then she is like deals with like a big like a big deal reality show moment. She's not caught off guard and caught on camera just like crying, you know? Yeah, also she's crying because she's trying to fit in with a bunch of assholes. Okay? The other thing that made me feel sad is that like, it's like, I mean, how many times have we seen that 80's teen movie about the girl who becomes pretty and so now she starts hanging with the popular crowd and then the popular crowd does something like humiliates her at the,

you know, at the school dance and then she's left there crying and telepathically burning everything down and killing her mother. I mean, it happens. Oh my God, I would love that ending for Vinina. Yeah. I'm out. But can fire started this sit up. Second, I had her mom's power.

I just don't really use it because I have so many nice clothes. I don't want to start on fire. But I do have it. So anyway, another disappointing part of this episode is that we finally seen it. Come on, Ronnie, come on, get back from get out of NASCAR and back to the recap. So then we see this scene that they have been working our nerves with the whole season of Craig and Austin getting in a physical fight. It's not a physical fight. They're just fucking around outside of car wrestling in the driveway. Come on.

Which I always suspected is what it would be. I always suspected it was horse play. What a wreck. Guess what? It was horse play. It was full horse play. OK, horse play. Yeah.

Well, we see horses play that much. Come, the horse play. Yeah. Well, we see horses play that much. Come to think of it. So then Austin is like, Jesus, crap, fuck a bullet! Try to shut! Grab your bullet, a bullet! Get it, try to shut!

Shut! Whatever Austin's taking this here, his stutter's getting 10 times worse and his cap's locking every other word is getting a lot word Jesus what's happening? Jesus, Bull in a china shop. So then I, we was wrong with you, Craig. We were wrong. And he goes, that was insane. And then Craig is walking along. And he has like a half full can of Bud Light.

And he just throws it at the side of the house and lets it just like roll along the deck. I was like, oh, I was like, so you're that person. You're that person where you're like, who does this? It's Craig. It's the Craig to the world. Like, I guess we all know, but just to sort of seem to do it. I was like, you know what, fuck you, you're just littered.

I got me so mad, you just littered, and you're wasted beer, and you just were like someone else. I was thinking about the rental property, like the bar ride that stuck in that raw wood on the rental property. How dare you. How dare you?

This is an anti-litter podcast. Yeah, we're a bet midler freeway basically. So then Olivia is giggling at the stairs and then they're like, oh my god, Olivia, you should kiss with me. And she's like, I don't know, Austin, you should kiss Austin. So she's like, and then she rents in and does that bachelor at jump on or bachelor jump on him or she like hugs his waist with her legs and then she kisses them and they're never

thinking, oh my god, they did it. I was like, I hate to show now. How did I love this show last week so much? And now I want the show to burn out of fire. How? That's like sort of just the way Bravo works, you know? So then Naomi's walking by and they're like, Naomi, Kiss Whitney, Kiss Whitney, Kiss Whitney.

And so then they kiss, and it's not as awful as you would think. You would think it would be terrible, but I think after the Austin and Olivia thing, really we could watch anyone make out after that, you know? Yeah. And then Fannie DePasses again and goes, I'm going to bed. We know Fennita go and frankly, go home because this is not worth staying for. I'm out of this. You're too good for this leave.

Yeah. So then Taylor and Naomi are in a room with Shep in the living room. And Shep comes in and sits on the couch and Taylor sitting on the ground at the coffee table and she puts her hands over the coffee table like it's a fire and she's like, well, where's the fire when you need it? Like, listen, stop deluding yourself. Okay, stop. It's not a fire. Stop just pretending things are pleasant even though it's just a coffee table.

Well, it's like, listen, everything about your relationship. Well, I agree, except there was a three-week candle and she was holding her hands over the three-week candle. Well, that meant she said, and she said, she said, where are the marshmallows when you need them? And I thought, I still came to the same conclusion as you, which was like so sad that Taylor, you know, like, I know she's making a joke,

but I also can see Taylor having like a life experience of making smores over some sort of Yankee Candle Company. Yeah, I was just like, the saddest smore of all time was just like the biggest color on it. She's like, wow, this will do. I prayed for a better smore, but this is all that Jesus gave me. Jesus said, when it's time you'll get some more.

But until then, you get what's me. I looked down there was only one set of footsteps and there were Scram crackers in them. I kept looking grand to find some more, but I never did. So, sob is like, Tear, why are you on the ground? And not next to me, you're on the couch. And he's trying to be like romantic, Chef, to prove that he's romantic by wanting to sit by Taylor,

but he's basically ordering her around. And so, she's caught now, right? Because who's there with her Naomi, right? Naomi just didn't do her laundry. She's like, I'm not being bossed around. So, I like the ground. And he's he's like no what could you go say next to me I would like that because he's got his gravel voice on now and she's like um she's looking back between Naomi and him like um well I this is more

copacetic for me I'm like, you're learning the wrong things from this relationship. Now you're saying copacetic about sitting on the ground. Run. Yeah. And he's, she's like, Chepp is very entitled, especially when he's drinking. And it's like the mentality of a 12 year old. I'm like, you realize you're dating this person. You chose the date this person. On purpose. So it's like, Hey Taylor, where are you going Taylor? And she's like, I'm going to hang out downstairs where it's more copic and he's like, but I don't want you to know you say you're with me. And they always like, Chef, be nice, Chef, be nice. I was trying to be nice controlling.

Nice ship. Be mine. I was trying to be nice controlling. Oh, gosh. Technically, actually Naomi said shepherd be nice, which is really the sign that she has grown into her role as the narrator, because that's like, she is now truly the new camera and that she says shepherd now.

Shepard? Yeah, I do the narrations of this, so you have to call them shepherd. Do you think that Taylor is just into him because the shepherds are from a long line of family who were at Jesus' birth? of this so you have to call them separate. Do you think that Taylor is just into him because the shepherds are from a long line of family who were at Jesus' birth? I think that like maybe that was part of the flirtation that he said that. He's like, yeah, Gorsh, our family line goes back to Jesus and she's like just

hearts and arise, ignores everything else. So then, so Taylor goes down to drink with the others and then Craig starts face-timing into Austin and he's like, hey, I came to your room. I was like, are you even sure you're in the right room, Craig? Are you just in another china shop where you act like a pool? It's a thing. Yeah, well, you guys all come to this room because I have chips and I have Doritos. You should tell everybody to come over

and also just hang stuff on them. He's like, shock, up, Greg. That's so Greg too, to be like, I'm going to my house, so then I'm gonna make everybody leave from their house to come to my house. Hey, when people do that, I hate it. It's time for commercial.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Whitney sits down and joins Naomi and she's like, uh, we're talking about Taylor and when he goes oh, yeah, shut up Shooter better. Yeah, he's like you need to Shoot the better shot and he's like oh my god. This is like the ongoing shock of my relationship I'm not gonna feed this monster. I'm not gonna feed it and then he says you're punished for your ongoing When he's like, by this is no, kindness is kindness is

all is set up for kind of sister son of a poor. Okay, so now we're on to grammar. Come on. Thank you so. So I guess chap is just living an unpunished life, huh? Yeah, chap is just so kind.

Chef doesn't understand. It's not his tone of voice. It's like his kindness for not yelling at somebody and saying, fuck you, you fucking idiot. It's what you're saying, it's not your tone of voice, Shep. Come on. So, then Austin, so Austin's sitting there with Taylor and, um, and Olivia and he's like, I hear Shep, tuning his own horn up there and it's making me laugh my ass off.

And they're like, okay. And Taylor's like, how about we play a drinking game about their conversation every time that Chef says a certain word, we pray. Well, that's not how drinking games work, but I see what you're just saying. How about we actually take a drink when he says those words Okay, I just say a small pair of to yourself before you take it. Okay guys It's like okay every time he says Quainty and Olivia's like we're happy. He says happy a lot to us. I'm sorry. I mean time

He says happy and we should like drink when he says happy and like okay, and then immediately stuff's like are you crazy? It's like I love Taylor I love Jailer. That's all you need to know. I'm happy as fuck. Ding. It's crazy. It's crazy. Ding.

Everybody has their own opinion, but they don't listen to their own advice. This is insane. It's like, oh, close to crazy. So close to crazy. But a very good austinism. Yeah And when he's like Don't fight don't fight and he's like okay, let's add done. Oh man, okay

That's two words no just done. Oh man So then chef immediately, I'm done! Like, you actually see it happening in real time, and I'm actually laughing with them, because this is actually such a great game. And like Shep just says all these words over and over again, and he's like, I don't need help! And Whitney is like, you know what you do? No, I don't! And Naomi is like, listen to Whitney, he's never misguided, okay. Are you kidding? He's raised by Patricia.

Now how can you not be misguided? That's like literally the captain of the ship is portrayed. She misguides his ass on purpose, you know? I can vouch for that because he is currently my main butt letter and as far as I can tell, he's in a different state right now I don't know how I'm supposed to get my mountaineers from St. Simon's So then chef's like come on happy

Happy The full forl so they're wasted downstairs and he tells us, I feel like little piranhas are taking tarny chunks out of my crevasses. And I'm over it, gosh. Yeah, those purple aranas. I feel like. I have to say. You have those purple aranas. They're like dying of alcohol poisoning.

Hey, where'd my kidneys go? Where'd my liver go? Why is it that I don't want to work anymore? There's been an outbreak of piranhas with shakes. We don't really understand it. Hey, that piranhas fin is really shaking a lot. Has it been lying? The piranhas are shaking his tail back and forth. All of a sudden, all of a bitch was saying like, I'm happy.

I'm happy. I'm happy. I knew it was just like, bubble noise, not picking up. Let's just get downstairs because like, Shep's being defensive and this isn't constructive. And I don't want Shep to get mad. I mean, God knows. I'm like, you started this and this isn't fair

to have Naomi with Whitney. The boss of the show partnered up just coming at people. Because Whitney's only coming at Shep because Naomi's telling him to, you know what I mean? That's not fair. Even if the Shep. I think it's 100% fair.

Because we all know that in this out, the way it works is, like the math is an executive producer and girlfriend is equal to one person with generational wealth. So I think that's, I think, so I think it evens out. That privilege math. Yeah, I think it's privilege math. So it really is a one on one discussion.

Although you could say that Winnie has generational wealth, but not like me. Winnie doesn't necessarily have generational, he has like newer wealth, but he's got a lot of it. Okay, all the generations that Patricia hooked up with to get that wealth. I feel like that could be, I mean, they were all right now, but it was multi-generational.

So I think that works. Plus also Whitney has the Serena Alchule connection, which I feel like also gives him some, makes some reason, makes him like more generationally money money just because he has like lateral MTV money coming through. Listen, he has a remodeling. Get three of. It's a better job. Patricia is probably listening and being like, wow, do a lot of listen to these bows.

So, uh, we just do a podcast podcast, I have something else to listen to. We get certified papers from peaches. So, um, they go downstairs, right? So Whitney and Naomi kind of joined the bar party, but Shep stands at the stairs. Well, first he wanders around the room by himself, like, kicking you seal into the carpet, like, oh, I'm happy.

I am happy, right? You're happy, right, Chef? You wore a sheper? I know if you shep, fuck you, Chef, so you can take it. Yeah, I think he's like struggling in this split level home because he doesn't have, like, he's too close to the downstairs conversation

because it's only like a half staircase. And like if you had a, if you're fully on a second floor, he'd be separated enough that he'd be okay, but he's just hearing too much of it And he was just getting angrier and angrier and angrier because of course Austin is speaking intentionally loud that way. Shup can they are right? He's trying to start a fight and Olivia's like oh my god We made a conversation out of a drinking game out of your conversation and everyone every time somebody a drinking game out of your conversation and everyone, every time somebody said happy, or I'm like, you don't need to recap it for all the people

who weren't there, Olivia and Austin's like, yeah, we drank so, mama munch, sorry mama munch. It was insane. It was more insane than the time we got tattoos and scene right now. And you can tell Austin feels like a real Disney villain right now because he does a shwup of his big, stupid Republican hair. He's like, well, he's feeling like you can see Austin has the

wind in the sales because it's one of the rare. It's like, it's a time when he's pretty sure he knows he's going to be getting a decent edit, you know, because like whenever you're going up against Shep, you're pretty much going to get a decent. And then on top of that, like, he's got Olivia, he's got Naomi, he's got everyone's like on his side on this one. So he sort of has like a little bit of a, like a, you know, he's got a little swag or going off about. And he's going against, you know,

Shep for being me to Taylor around all the girls, you know, like he's, and yeah, and Taylor, I mean, then Shep is literally looking so evil, like lurking up there. He's got like a long, yeah, and Taylor, I mean, that chef is literally looking so evil, like lurking up there. He's got like a long shadow going down the staircase, like, like that, like no street, like, what was the most about? No, it's for Optu or something, so I'm like vampire, you know, he's like, yeah, so definitely

like the villain. Yeah, really bad on the steps because he's already so tall and he's standing on the steps just lurking there like so Then chef here's him making here's that making fun of him So he's like I am done and then he walks over to Taylor and it's like a tiny little apartment bar You know what I mean? So they're all still standing right there And he starts whispering like stage whispering to Taylor. He's like, I am so sick of everyone.

I'm attacking me. I'm sick of it. I've never loved anyone with any of those asses inside. And they're just listening to him being awkward. Like, yeah, I say it. Yeah, and she's like, so she's like, so that's why you're

freaking out. I mean, you're not even freaking about, out about the fact that we don't have smores to cook over that candle and chef is like Kirtam Roy and she goes I don't want to see you angry at Whitney and Naomi Those are my friends. Those are your friends. Try what I do Pray he's like oh my god. He's like gors He's like I don't Pray gorsh Oh my god. He's like, Gars? He's like, I don't pray Gars.

I know. He's like, oh, okay, pray. Because you know what he wants to be? Fuck that, that's bullshit. But he's trying to be nice to Taylor in front of the cameras. So he's like, oh, yeah, okay, pray. So Austin's like, okay, I cannot listen to this. Wh-wh-whispring.

Sh-sh-shap, Shap being like, being like I love you and shop you've been in a embarrassment Don't look shop You are Bad Resman so you know you're a lot like hinting what are you doing? Yeah, I don't know what this moment from awesome I said you're fucking long ship. I mean just go to bed. You're such a fucking pussy. You're a fucking idiot right now, Chef.

I'm like, why are you in such a, I mean, everything you're saying is true, but why are you in the net right now? Yeah, and then Austin leaves, but then he comes back in because he's like learning Craig moves. He knows, like, I am leaving. No, I'm not.

And he's just like, I can't even believe I'm sharing oxygen with you. I can't even believe what you're I was like you text and you call her 24 seven to control the situation that's all you do and what do you do when we're in it when we're in We're in when we're in the call you when we're all here And they're all here car. I was was like, Nicole, I was like, the makes them, you whisper in her ear to control the situation. Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.

And Taylor, everyone's coated in a slide back this time. She's being in the bathroom. She goes to the bathroom and closes the door. And Austin's like, at this point, I've done enough. I'll be the relationship counselor. Oh Austin, you're not a fucking relationship counselor. Shut up. All you're trying to do is manipulate this poor girl

against Shep as a weapon. Okay, you're no better. And manipulate the audience into liking you since you've made an asset of yourself for two seasons and then on Winterhouse. And are about to have another disaster season on Winterhouse, I'm sure. Yeah.

I feel like it's a pretty easy prediction, you know? Yeah, exactly. So they're just like, sort of like fighting and then when you start guys, oh, shall I pinch you? Oh, shall I pinch you? So then, yes, they just sort of like settle down naturally. And then we're going to be finally getting an exciting scene. Oh, yeah, I'm really excited about this.

This seems like this sort of made the episode for me. Levin or kitchen? Levin or kitchen with her kid. Why? Making cookies. Why? And she's like talking about how she's a control freak. As evidenced by the fact that she doesn't normally

let her son butter the pans, but she decided this time to let him butter the pans. If she were a true control freak, she would have put down some tinful or parchment on those pans. I've washed my those cookies, but I guess, I guess, I guess the I've a time. I do it. I'm a parchment paper lover. I have stacks of that shit. You know, do you get the, do you get the parchment paper that comes in a rectangle, like that? Oh yeah, that's pretty week. Yeah, that's the way. Oh, yeah.

First of all, it lasts forever. I'm still going on my same box. I use parchment paper all the time. I'm still on my same box of it. I don't know if you can see this. I'm actually holding my hand up to test it. Like, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not right now, but I am justifying. This is really important for people, because for many years,

I had the roly roll of parchment paper and it sucks, because you, first of all, you cut it, and then you put it in your pan, and it rolls up on you, and it's the worst thing in the world. Yes. But the pre-cut rectangles on Amazon, literally, one of the

better. Also, I feel like the roly ones are manipulating you into buying the sheet ones because the sheet ones are like what 50 cents more expensive because they're already cut. And I feel like you're being manipulated because they make it a pain in the ass on purpose. Like you can't cut the parchment paper with a little thing that they leave on. Cut it on this. And it's just like soft cardboard. So you end up ripping it, it's wrong size,

and you're folding it to get it to the right size, and it curls out. And they're like, oh, sorry, you can't spend that extra 50 cents. And then see you still do it. And I feel like Mr. parchment is like sitting up there like, oh, go to never one Truly and it's also you always wanted to pull out maybe a little bit too much parchment paper whereas the ones that are pre-cut fit perfectly into your sheep hand every single time Don't even get me started on wax paper

Okay, so my note for the rest of this scene is fuck this lady just fire her. Yeah, I actually have to say I'm getting to that point with level because I love to level less season. I think level is a really good agitator, but her, the fact that she's sitting out the trip, the fact that we're just only seeing her and their kitchen, it feels like, I don't know, I need more than I realize that. You can't even get the idea to agitate from home. That's not a work from home job. Okay, that's part of the workforce

that has to go back to work, the agitators. And honestly, like, okay, if you're not going to, on the trip, fine, but do something more interesting in Charleston, like just do, like, go to, go to Michaels, like buy some crafts. I know, I just, I don't wanna see you in your kitchen anymore.

I don't need, like go to Gwins, go to Starbucks. It's also annoying because they get paid from what I understand. They get paid for how many episodes they're in. So it makes me annoyed that she's so getting paid to be in this, to make cookies. I guess bullshit, okay? If she's not going to do anything, just don't put her in the episodes.

You don't have to pay her. She must have a good agent. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, she must. She must guarantee you the episode. So they're like, let's show her cooking again. People love her kid. Like yeah, I mean, her kids cute and everything.

Not cute, like, he doesn't have enough personality yet to be getting entire scenes by himself, okay? He does have a rock and sweater. I will say, I actually was like, I want that sweater, do they make that sweater 30 times larger? He's got a perfect kid, you know, and like stealing the little bits of, yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not even able to,

I'm not gonna be able to, I'm gonna be able to say anything more about this, okay? Fire. But what I will say is, I mean, I feel like it's pretty obvious, right, that they're trying to phase out Catherine, right? Like, aside from the fact that she's like, barely on the season, but now, if it is

that you're getting paid for episode, that means she was not on this episode. I don't even think she was, maybe she was on last episode, but like, so she's probably making not as much money then. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with her. There's been weird stuff posted about her. Like there, there was a story this week

it showed her with like a black under eye here. And it said, the rumors are that Caleb, something happened with Caleb and they fired Caleb. And then they wouldn't let Catherine shoot when she showed up to work like that. But Catherine won't make a comment about it. But she allowed the pictures to be released. Yeah, it's really dark.

I'm not really sure what's going on. But then she made a comment like, Shep said that I wasn't at, and I wasn't at friends giving because I was having trouble with Caleb, and he knows the truth. He knows the truth. They all know why I wasn't allowed there. But I don't know what happened, you know?

There was never a resolution to that story. So I don't know what happened, you know? There was never a resolution to that story. So I don't know. So I hope she's okay. I'm well, yes. I would hate if there was even a shred of that, that was true. That would be so upsetting for so many different reasons. Yeah. But yeah, I hope she's okay. But also like, Leva, you can't be in your kitchen. Like this, if people have to shut this is the only bravo show I can remember where more than one cast member is just like, yeah, I don't't be in your kitchen. I'm like this. If people have to show, this is the only bravo show I can remember. We're more than one cast member. It's just like, yeah, I don't want to go to that. I'm not going to go to work today.

I mean, you've got like New York or Bethany Frankl. It's like, I'm not going to that. You've got one cast member who's always trying to pull shit like that on shows. But not half the cast. He's just like, yeah, I don't want to be on TV today. I'm, I can. Where's Madison? Why, I don't understand why we're not seeing as much Madison.

Is this because- The guys on this show, because the guys on this show are like real housewives, and they want to try and block each other from having X's on. Like Austin thinks his big power move is getting Madison blocked from filming. Craig is trying to do the same thing with Naomi, where he's like, get out of my life, like he's mad that she's on the show now. You know, you guys. Sorry. I think JLo, you think JLo has a hand in it in a weird way. I mean, JLo did have shades of blue on NBC. And like, maybe she has like a production deal with NBC and like, maybe she's like, Hello, doesn't care. Yeah, back. And that fucking baseball guy,

he's fucking fun. He's five million people. Like, Jaila would have to go through so many people to get revenge. Now she's just with Ben, who's too exhausted to do anything. You know, at some point, when you're dating a dirty dog

who's just out there fucking half the world, you finally just date someone with a band who's like, I'm exhausted. Can I just stand outside and smoke? So I want to. I actually think my three with Madison is the most dull theory of all yeah she she got herself a fiance who's like I don't want to be filmed and that's probably where that's probably what's happening you know I doubt it how but she

they're just like she's not filming because she's not with Austin anymore you know because then she does come in and she pisses everybody off and makes it good again. And then you don't see her. I think she would. I know she's back next week. I mean, we'll see her again, but her. Maybe rich, but he's not rich enough to quit TV over, especially for someone like Madison,

who's changed her face 20 times and is going for like influencer, you know, royalty status. A man's not going to get in a way of that. Yeah. Well, well, anyway. So now it's the next morning after this riveting scene. It's just doing anything when talking about this episode. I know, we're just like trying to like, you're like, we're just trying to figure it. We're basically having like take a seat right now.

We're talking about parchment paper and all the people who don't show up to filming. That's it. Yeah, I mean, I think you could probably sort this cast into two camps, those who are like rolled parchment paper and those who are pre-cut, you know, and like Austin and Shepherd definitely rolled. Naomi is pre-cut.

I don't know where everyone else is. Crackstraper. Crackstraper, I think Craig is the annoying unrolled wax paper. Okay, I have a question with that wax paper. Who is really using wax paper for these days anyway? I'm not saying that annoying unrolled wax paper. Okay, I have a question about wax paper. Who is really using wax paper these days anyway? I'm not saying that with any judgment or shame, I'm just like genuinely curious. I feel like all the conversation is about parchment paper.

Like what is the role that wax paper plays in our lives now? I feel like wax paper has been kind of phased out in normal day to day life, but the company is like, we are not gonna stop. Wax paper is important. So they just renaled, is like, we're to keep this coming. Okay. And I think that they sell it to like kindergarten for people who take two pieces of wax paper and then put a leaf in between them and then iron it. So they get to straight. See now if we saw love going

to Michaels and getting some. There you go. think i'm just a story line there you go season nine love uh... i know that's from us okay so back at the vacation uh... of course everybody's rooms are you know pickstie empty drinks everywhere and we get our daily scene of austin brushing his teeth while he stares at himself intensely fiddling with his hair. Yeah, and Olivia's making coffee and Olivia and she has, Olivia and like Vanita have, Olivia wants to find out at her bet from last episode that like no one remembered because it was like the one of the least interesting aspects of it

was came like if she wanted which is like didn't Naomi spend the night and Whitney's villa. No, so she and Vinita like knock on Naomi's door and the members are French Noid. But here's the problem with Vinita. Okay, Vinita's like giggling and stuff with Olivia as they go up, but Olivia has the sense to knock and then run away. And Vinita doesn't. She just stands there. So then Naomi opens the door And Venita's like ha ha ha ha. So why are you letting yourself get caught? Okay, you don't know how to do this. Yeah, she doesn't she doesn't really understand it But Austin so an awesome and cragger talking and Austin's like last night was an explosive

night. And he starts talking about like how he and Shepp are fighting and stuff and Craig's like, well, that's what happens when you yell at your girlfriend in front of a group of people. If you see abuse going on, you got to look out for the girl. I'm like, what about when you yell at your ex girlfriend and a group of people, how about that? Yeah, multiple times in color names. And he's like, yeah, like asking your an acquittal job. Like that is like a controlling thing.

And I was just like, that's like Britney Spears. Like her dad, for fuck free Britney. Hey, it's like holding a bird, try it in your hand. Chris, like look behind you, it's like holding a bird, trying your hand. It's like, look behind you, because you're subdued on the balcony right behind you. And they're so bold over by the fact that there's a bird that they're, oh my god!

I'm like, you know, the chances of a bird being on a railing nearby are pretty hot. I'm, I listen, I hate to be the person that shits on people seeing signs and birds and like and then there was a bird. I hate to be this person. Birds kind of are everywhere and they they always show up and they they birds are the extras of nature. They're always there in the background and they're always trying to get your attention. They're always trying to like like stars. They're always trying to get missot. They're literally like they're like ruffled their feathers a little bit. They're always trying to get mishat. They're literally like, they're like ruffled their feathers a little bit. They're like, they literally start to sing during a take.

Like, we're rolling and they're like, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. It's like we're rolling. Oh, they're just staring to be a little extra trying to get on camera and they're really only there for the bread and everybody knows it. And then, well, that's why they're thinking of every star. They love bread too much.

But, um, uh, this is all that white on the table, left over on the table and figures that scrums you're about to feed it. Yeah, that's, that's what the entertainment industry, the entertainment industry is just lurking around other people, begging for crumbs, even the crumbs, and then saying, why do I eat so many carbs? If I didn't eat carbs, I'd be in a better shape and I'd be a star by now. That's why birds are such nervous wrecks.

So then, Chef and Taylor in bed, Chef's favorite place to have a meaningful conversation. Line down, okay? So Chef's like, well, everyone seems to think I treat you horribly. Kind of sounds to me like he's insinuating that it's because of something she's telling everybody. And she's like, well, I know you can't stand it anymore, but you know, you guys yelling, that's what I can't do.

I went into the bathroom. Mainly because there was a small candle in there and I thought I could do some s'mores. So then she is like, I feel like Garsh, I got to change your strategy a little bit. Maybe make some changes and you can get through the first level. Also, I don't think this game was made for Bowser to play well. You know what I mean? Bowser always loses. And if you're anybody, you're not Mario trying to save the princess. You're Bowser trying to keep the princess from getting a job.

Okay. Pitches. Princess Peach probably never would have even had a problem, except that she wanted to go to work. Bowser's like, no, you're standing in my castle. She's like, no. But what if I want to go to Bermuda? She's like, no.

Bowser's like, jerkin' off to Rea. Anybody here, anybody around my Bermuda castle? Anybody? Jerk. Chef is kind of like Mario, right? Like you can just imagine Mario like showing up finally. It's finished level one four, and then there's Toad, aka Austin. And he's like, gosh, start.

Shit, the princess is in another castle. It's insane right now. Gosh, she's all still in. This is not right. I came all the way over here. My God, poor peach. Peach is like, I just wanna pray and play drinking games. No!

So she's like, listen, make up with your friends, stop yelling at each other. And she says, my advice to you is to set your ego aside and say, guys, I've admitted that I can be rough around the edges, but I'm really trying to change. Shep version 8.0, because I can only say so much, and they just think I'm trying to defend you. And he's like, yeah.

And his foot's like, I'm just like, I mean, it looked like a motor boat or something. Like, I thought that bed was about just like speed off across the lake. It's like, you don't want to, you don't want to stress ship out when he's sitting like cross like it in a trench coat in a park. He will go to jail, okay?

Yeah. Cause that's like, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb So now, Venita and... It's a real visual, but I feel you guys look good. They were. And I was a nice... And it was a nice crossover visual back to the page of looking for crumbs. It all worked. We're painting it. So, Venita, Olivia and Naomi are making a breakfast.

And by the way, it looks like a really good breakfast. I have to say, we've seen a lot of shitty breakfast made on these trips. It looks really good. And Venita's like... The only time I can remember seeing it is when Olivia was chomping on it with her mouth open. So it's kind of ruined for me. Thanks for that visual. Or maybe yeah.

So Vinita, so this is what I was going to say before, because this annoyed me. And it is, Vinita's saying, you know, I'm the only one who got a full night sleep. And everyone else was like raging. I was like, Vinita, that's not a, this is not an asset on reality TV. Do you not brag about this? You are supposed to be grumpy in the morning and you were supposed to be raging with other people at night. You're doing it wrong. I know. Like, you want us to love you more, but it's making me want to call customer service. Like, this isn't working. So then, um, chefs like, oh, sorry, chefs like, that was unfortunate end last night for yours truly.

And that didn't help that whiskey over there. And then we say, oh, and Conch, you're gonna be fine today, you're gonna, ah. And what are you for giving? You were the one coming after him. Yeah, so today we find out that the plan is, in classic Southern Charm tradition, there's gonna be a split of events.

So some people are gonna go play golf. Some are gonna go shrimping and tonight, they're gonna eat whatever they catch. So that's that. And so then they're eating breakfast. They're putting the table, they're setting the breakfast table and they start playing like the below deck, cleaning the yacht music, which I thought was strange

I don't know if you picked up on that like it's an actual song that they this song is actually I Actually enjoyed this song so much. I I Last year I did find out what the song was called. I have an email somewhere So I'm not even being jokie is literally below deck music and I just thought that was a strange note thing to do for this episode. I think they were just trying to make something happen, you know, for this podcast. Yeah. Much like I am right now as I describe it. So they're deciding like who's going to go stripping, who's going to go on the boat. And I think it's funny because of people who decide to go golfing are so boring. And you know there's that like, fomo that people get, like when there's two groups swimming off, you don't want to be with the boring group, you want to be with the fun group.

You know, so you have your fear of missing out. But I think that this group is so powerful because they have like CBB. They're like, you know, can't be bothered. It's like they do not give a shit if they're missing out or not. They're like, I have no fear of missing out. I'm completely being fine in my khakis and being boring as fuck, learning to call from chat. Yeah, they, well, you have like, basically,

you basically have two of the really wealthy people, and then you have Naomi who just doesn't want to be near Craig and they're like, whatever, let's just do something really wasp today. So then, Craig and Austin are still talking, and Craig's like, I don't wanna go galloping on the shop. Oh yeah, and Austin's like, yeah, I need a drink from a chef for the day.

I mean, I don't hate the guy, but I don't wanna be around him. Oh yeah. So then, Whitney shows up at the main villa, and he's got like a best. And Olivia's like, you look ready to go. Shrimping or golfing actually. And when he goes home, I'm like, squirrel hunting. Squirrel truck.

So the golfers leave and Taylor's like, make a choice. Is spoiler alert. It's Jesus. So then Whitney, Chef, and Naomi, getting their car together and Craig and, Craig and Austin are riding a tandem bike to get to the other house. And so they passed the car and they always like,

Craig, Craig just blew a kiss at yo, Chef. He's like, yeah, well, you know, him and I are both eating a little crow this morning, you know? And she's like, I'm hearing you eating crow, And I hear both eating a little crow this morning, you know? And she's like, I'm hearing you eating crow, but I haven't heard anything from Craig. So that's because I can't eat a bird because a bird is assigned a Britney Spears is dead. I couldn't eat a bird during a free Britney scene.

Kind of monster, am I? She's like the difference of self-awareness is a notice all. And she's like, oh, you mean his, is self-awareness? She's, he doesn't have any. So then, by the way, that tandem bike scene was very Tom and Tom from Random Pump Rules. I have to say, it was very, very, very bad. They're all learning from each other. You know, it's just all going to meld into one show eventually. By the way, my cousin's getting married next year, and I mentioned this because he's

getting married at the winery where Raquel and James had their vacation party. So I'm really excited to have some in the field reporting about what it was like. You and Mom should like sneak away and get married, you know, nearby. Well, my plan was to give a speech from a window and have Dom read me the speech while I say it out loud. That would be perfect.

Anyway, the child falls over. The child falls over. They're like child falls over? Well, they show footage and they just show like a child on a beach walking and then they could just like face plants for now. Great. So then some people go stripping and some people

cook a coffee and they talk about, Shep is still going on about how he loves Austin but he's so exhausted from all of this. And they always like, I can tell, I've never seen you like this. And when he's like, yeah, bro, I mean, I'm sorry, my mom was trying to help you. And they always like, yeah, what are you saying?

It's just some fuck with him today, Whitney. So then the shrimping people go and they're having so, what are you saying? It's just don't fuck with him today, I went, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, so then the shrimping people go and they're having so much fun, you know? Yeah, they're wooing, they're laughing, then they're wooing some more. The Craig and Austin go to the front of the boat to do the wear on top of the world,

which is amazingly less effective when it's on like a sad shrimping troller versus a mega yacht, you know, I find that when you're on just like basically a little tugboat that's just like held together with duct tape, it's like we're on top of the world. That's the low dex trajectory. I mean, that's what they're doing. They've got like nine million below dex now.

They go from super yacht to kind of a smaller yacht to a sailboat The next That's it. It's wrong. You're fucking new back season. It's a canoe. It's just like Daisy on a canoe Like why would you like in the back there? but Craig tells us he says that He's the one to propose is doing this quote unquote titanic stuff he's like let's use some titanic stuff

hey roses were my distressed women came from she let go i like to think he's joking but i actually think he's not joking at all i know he just said so much so you know i think i think i think i think I, by the way, it 100% makes sense because Craig is the type who would be just there in the water and wouldn't realize that he could actually just get up on the plank and just be there with Rose and share the plank together. Like, what do I do? For real? Yeah, Leo. Get up here, Craig. I'm going to that one, you know, I think it was really hard to cry for Leo at the end. It's like, Craig, come on, I'll cut up your onto this plate.

No, I don't want to. It's uncomfortable. You don't tell me what to do anymore. Many guys. It's not appropriate for X's to share the same piece of driftwood after a after a naval accident. His last words were, get over me. Me just asked. So then they're doing the King of the World thing,

and Craig's like, yeah, the captain's going to be like, these clowns I can't believe. Yeah, I'm sure anybody who's worked on the boat is shocked to see basic white people doing the on the King of the World one the front of the boat. to see basic white people doing the I'm the king of the world on the front of the boat. Greg just crawls up to the edge of the boat and takes out a butter knife. That's unlike a chain around his neck and throws it in. So then over with the golfing people, Whitney's like, I hate slow carts.

I got a fast cart. I got a fast cart. I got a fast cart. It's like, oh God help me. The only silver lining to this scene was a sign that said, Alligators and Wildlife Present. I know. Please alligator, make something happen. Okay.

I got a fast cart. Is it fast enough to get set up here? We got to make a decision. So living Craig, you're talking about last night and Craig's like, yeah, like I really thought last night was going to be a good dinner. And then like she says one thing and it like sets me off. And Olivia's like, yeah, I couldn't really have dinner with my apps like you did either, but like you just like need to like chill. And he's like, yeah, but I hate her because

of how she used to put me down. And then she did it again. You know, it's funny. He he only started to hate her again. Once page told him to hate her by the way. Let's let's not forget they had actually a very nice. We finally should they were even hooking up. And then she's like, I'm you shouldn't be doing that. And you should hate her. He's like, I'm you shouldn't be doing that and you should hate Are he's like I hate her so much now? Yeah, Craig was Craig started this season like I just want to be friends with them Maybe we can go to coffee and Craig's like now So and I don't necessarily blame her, but um, yeah Craig's going a little too far Yeah, Craig's like I mean it should be okay for me to be like whoa

It's crazy to go on vacation with like your ex I'm like, well, maybe It's been five years for and you're on a show together and then they're like, oh my god Britney Spears is there's so many Britney Spears is around Because they bring up the shrimp and all the seagulls come to get the shrimp So then Whitney is teaching Naomi how to swing, but then chef, who cares, like who cares with this? So is there anything that happened on this show? I can't with this.

What the f***? What the f*** is almost as bad as bad tennis on Bravo and luckily Southern Charms has a lot of it every season. So yeah, then we're back to shrimping and they're like, like oh my god the birds are eating our shrimp that all of a day starts a shrimp up like oh my god they're eating our shrimp up are shrimp up oh my god they're eating our shrimp up

and veneta is like having fun with everybody and laughing with everybody because she's not around slava basically kind of a madison you, so she's actually getting along with everybody like it's her first time hanging out with them, which is nice to see, you know. Yeah. And she's like, it's nice to be getting along with everybody.

And this Craig, I mean, this can't be the guy that Naomi's been talking about. I mean, no way. Look how sweet he is. It's like, oh, sweet, sweet, Samita. You haven't seen the two sides of Craig come on. So they are so the golfers head back the shrimpers are heading back. Craig is still just like drinking a beer. I mean Craig's kind of an alcoholic right like he's literally drinking beer at all moments of the day. And um, Chef is, uh, I don't know, they're just, they're, they're coming back. And

Chef is asking Whitney if, if like he and the only like boyfriend girlfriend or whatever, and when he's like, we don't have the label, there's, there's no label. There is a label. It's called Butler and Mrs. Butler. I need my martini back in Charleston. There's a label that says bell. I'm obtaining back and Charleston. They is a label that says bell. Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, So they get back to the house and everybody's getting ready to go to dinner now because they're going to have this cook what you bring dinner. So the shrimpers come back all happy and the other people are not really happy.

So chef is talking to Whitney and he's like, who's a really fun day? Sing you a Naomi, you know, like in a relationship, like seeing how that is, like, what are you guys doing? You're seeing any other people? What's that about? Please answer quickly because this is really just a doorway for me to enter and start talking about myself. So go ahead. He's like, we don't have a label. Yeah. Well, that you can stay friends. That's the most important part, which isn't hard to do. That's why it drives me crazy about quick. Yeah. And, and basically what he's like, saying how Craig, it can be so sweet and sincere and lovely. But then he can become the terror of tiny town, screaming and yelling at everyone. It's an. Is it. And I guess it ended with her dumping and he's like, yeah, so he's got the, you know, the,

the. The ego aspect to it to you. He's like, yeah, I feel bad for why I guess we should go get dressed to want some Oreos. Yeah, this is where the show is today. We're watching them debate Oreos, but not to have any. So now everyone's back and now they're getting changed and everything and Austin's doing his hair

are getting this sort of a biscuit. And there's just like a lot of watching them coordinating to get to dinner, right? Like the chef calls Austin, says like, oh yeah, you know what the restaurant is? Walk down the beach. And then if you just walk there and then make a left, you'll see a tent.

Go through the tent, press the button, go down this staircase, and there's a table on my... We just get to the table. So we do. So Austin and Craig are walking there and they're dressed like a Landsend catalog. And Austin's like, why are we dressed like going to a fox on and Greg's like, well, I brought an extra scarf in case you need one.

So they all, they arrive, Taylor has brought like the bucket of shrimp and ice and so they give that over to the the banquet captain and they're like, gosh, banquet captain. Hi, I captain. Oh, that's hilarious. Anyway, we're going to make your life helpful the next two hours. Enjoy. Seth, the rich one with generational wealth is like, captain, what's that? What do you mean you're a manager to restaurant?

Oh, thanks, captain. Oh, my captain. That's a cannot order restaurant captain is. It was your money fake. I don't believe him sometimes with this back words and not knowing what a fucking captain is. And chef is also wearing he has a blazer on but beneath the blazer is this like red shirt that

has like mushrooms on it. It's sort of has it has the fit of like a Tommy Bahama shirt, but it's definitely not it's like what would be the equivalent of like from a head shop? Yeah, it's like I love mushroom guy a Tommy Baham the equivalent of a Tommy Bahama shirt What do you mean for wear for there for like for shepherd where there was like Tommy gosh It's Tommy gosh, huh? It's like Tommy Bahambo with mushrooms, gauze.

Yeah, and so then they're all like, they're all won over by this floral arrangement that's on the table. And they're like, Chef, did you do this? He goes, and Taylor goes, oh yeah, he's a floral guy. And he goes, no, I'm not a floral guy. I'm a mushroom guy. I'm a fun guy. Get it? It's me. Funt shop. No one really buys it. And so chefs chef Craig orders a drink and chefs like, hey Craig, you and food and beverage Craig. Like just they got on chef last night. Now he's going to try and get everybody else into a fight with somebody. Right. Yeah. So oh my god can we please not go back there I haven't warmed up my eye yet hold on okay go go ahead

ah ah go out of my knee and Craig I guess I just talked about how much they're drinking or whatever and Craig because I'd be so relieved as someone just said they were pregnant. Did somebody call me? Because guess what? I was just pregnant. Oh my God, who called in Marcy. I know, you don't think Marcy is important, but the minute she's not there, they're like, God, why isn't anybody talking about being pregnant? I know, there's a used to it. So then I look at Olivia just, she's pregnant.

Just kidding. So then they all crack up and the captain comes back and ships like, oh my God, it's the captain of the football team or what? Hey, captain America, love your shield. Oh, gosh, captain, how do I have strong? So dumb. And there's a waiter there named Danny,

who just looks so miserable. He's like, he's this rich privilege box. He's just like, oh, God, get me to the end of the night. So then, yeah, more food is coming out and like, Craig tells me, needed that she smells good. So she's like, wow, this is what a night, you know? Like so nice.

Yeah, he's so nice. And then by the way, so then the dinner comes out and I'm expecting since we were shrimp extravaganza or like some very like lovely shrimp thing and it was basically like this weird, it wasn't weird but it was just like a very ordinary surf and turf. They basically were like, we're going to surf steaks and since they brought us shrimp,

I guess we'll put some skewers on top. Like I have a feeling the restaurant had snow. They probably just showed up and we're like, would you make our shrimp? And they're like, oh, that's kind of against all of the restaurant codes that were ever written, but sure. They were saying all episode, like, oh, they're going to cook our shrimp for us. I guarantee the restaurant had no idea about this shrimp until the moment they shut up with a part of the shrimp.

Because they were like, I don't know what the fuck to do these things. They put them on skewers and just like this. And they were small and sad. Like this big. They were a little bit off. And like just kind of uninteresting. And I was like, really, this is what we give our shrimp. Yeah, so they get their shrimp loin skewers and chefs like, wow this cabburet!

Hey with the loin! And Whitney is like, what mine is too well done. So can I have a piece of your pink chit-tailer? She goes, you want a piece of my pink meat? Ha ha! She's like, Taylor, God the fuck of my pink meat She's like To pray Don't you want to do it now? It's easy

So she's like this is the shrimp I named Jerry So she's like, this is the shrimp I named Jerry. Like a poor basic tailor. So Craig's like, all right, now that I have you all here, I know me like straight and stuff like she's about to get an apology. And he's like, I would like to invite you to a party that's going down south as having. It's been like a great year for us. So we're going to do a winter wonderland theme, right?

It's going to be dinner, dancing, 10 person bands. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room.

She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room.

She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room. She's not gonna be in the room.. It's gonna be a set menu, so I can tell Naomi what to do for what? Naomi is gonna have to sit in the corner and I'll be at another corner because it's inappropriate for us to be in the same quadrant of a room. Yeah, so Shep's like, Oh, damn people, whoa!

There's so many disciples there were! That was 12, Shep. Sorry! So then, Shep went off to the Vietnam War. Sheep, Sheep asks who Craig State's gonna be and he's like, well, I was thinking I was gonna bring my girlfriend, but I guess I can, you know, think about it.

And Olivia's like, you're gonna take off then, because you're an officer and like boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh, Eric. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, chewing her cotton. And then Craig, I don't with fucking illusory, I can't. Friday. Whole aris. Juing or Coda. And then Craig. I don't with fucking a lifie.

I can't. I don't like a lifie. It's funny. I feel like I should kind of like a livia, but I don't. She just bugs me. It's funny because during this episode, I was thinking myself, you know, I think I actually kind of am like in Olivia. And then towards the end, I was like, I don't know.

But then Craig's like Austin and I could be anyone at the marriage game end, I was like, hmm, I don't know. But then Craig's like, Austin and I could be anyone at the marriage game, as I was called, the newlywed marriage, newly married, newlywed game shop card, Craig. So then Olivia's, Olivia's like, if Craig were a woman, I certainly would be jealous. I'm like, well, thanks for that insight, Olivia. Yeah, Craig is like, because I would like, I would think like, whoa, I certainly would be jealous. Like, well, thanks for that insight, Olivia. Yeah.

Because I would like, I would think like, whoa, I have a lot to worry about there. That's good because God knows, men sure can't sleep with men. So that would be crazy. So Naomi's like, yeah, Craig. So Vanita says, so it's nice to have a dinner where everyone's not screaming and yelling at me

and people are like, actually letting me sit with them. That's fun. And they'll be like, yeah, what is the mood difference tonight? I was like, okay, now here's where you're looking. Why is this a sweet Craig? Yeah. And here's what you're looking at. It's like you've got the gremlin behaving.

You know, do you really need to start a fight? That's what we're doing dinner last night. I know it's really great spot because Craig was the asshole last night, but you really need an apology from Craig. You're not going to get it. You're on the wrong show. I believe this was this from here on forward was kind of Naomi's first big whiff of the season. You know, I feel like she's been like really in the right all season long and here she kind of like she doesn't quite land this this whole scene She sort of goes astray. So now means like um, yeah, so like you're you're worth a bit different So because you're sweet snot and Craig's like well, I'm blue my low lad last night

So then our Whitney is like well if we can maintain this Craig this is the crack we love to hang out with so Let's maintain this Craig, this is the Craig we love to hang out with. So let's maintain this Craig. Craig's like, I'll try to stay in the table this time. Wink, wink, happy Craig. And she's like, Craig, hey, I didn't start a fight like I wanted to. So I'll try again. Craig, will you be inviting Madison to this dinner?

And he's like, yeah, and not doing that to fuck with Austin I just I'm gonna buy a thing or because I don't think that he gives a fuck anymore so you look how chill he is right now how many British beers birds you have to see it on your stand what I'm saying right now so Austin gets him back by turning it back to Craig and he goes yeah well I wouldn't want to be here at this table together like you and Naomi yeah so just all pointing their fingers at each other trying to see who's

gonna get the biggest fight so then Craig says well forgiving people is the power and you that's all I've been trying to say, amen. So Naomi is like, well, that's an interesting crack because you also need to say sorry, what she is right about, right? So Craig's like, I did last night at the table, don't you remember when I said, I'm sorry that you're such a bitch, Naomi.

Sorry, you're obsessed with me.. Sorry you never worked in the food and bev bitch. So he's like yeah I said sorry last night. And she's like um last night you weren't sub-a with me. Hold on because I'm gonna add a really passive aggressive care in term. Just saying, just saying, you just got me over the just saying. And then she goes, let's not ruin this as if like, oh, so suddenly now like, like, he can ruin whatever he wants,

but now suddenly like, no Naomi, don't ruin it. So just that he says it with a big smile on his face. He's like, gosh, come on guys, don't ruin it. So then Venita is like, she tells us, wow, like is she trying to start a fight with Craig? I mean, keep your shit together. Eat your steak. So then we come back to Craig and he's like, you are preaching to me. And she says, don't say I'm your psycho

ex. And I can't live without you. Like you said to Leva, okay? And he goes, okay, well, I guess that wasn't nice. So I'm going to work on being kinder. But then last night when you told me I'd act in the restaurant, she was, I never told you how to react in the restaurant. I told you, you plur all of you, a group of you had a reaction in the restaurant. It was different. I wasn't being a bitch to you. I was being a bitch to all of you.

And it was in the waitresses' defense, which actually, I don't think she was saying wrong. And by the way, I got it wrong. And you know, by the way I got it wrong at this point. I'm actually still fully on Naomi's side during this discussion Like I think that she is not with yet, but like so then Craig because by the way Craig is like I am being sorry But you were being mean or whatever which is so ridiculous and goes why are we having this talk go away And she's like I said guys not you and And she's getting annoyed because she's like, I said guys, and she, and then he cradples this move because, why are you yelling? As if he, not yell all last time. The Pee was not, doesn't yell later this episode. Like,

like, oh, God, you know, that drives us nuts when, when someone does that, like, why are you yelling? Why? And so then he goes, I have tools, I've been to therapy, I have tools. I have tools. Yeah, well, I should never yell at you at the end of the day. You get nothing for nothing. That's all you can say for the life of the poor. But we probably shouldn't interact too much

because at the end of the day, what I'm gonna say again, because I really love like Mr. Robley, you're in my past, okay? And then he gives a huge smile like, look at me, he's saying charming, telling Naomi I broke up with her even though we're not dating. Right.

And Vinita's like, okay, well, can you just acknowledge that that just bothered him? And then we can, Vinita, like, what? She's like, what did you say? And because Vinita is just trying to smooth it over. Like, Vinita is well-meaning, but like, this is, she's, she just trying to smooth it over like vinais is well meaning but like This is sheesh Sheesh, she just needs to just back away, but this is where in experience on reality TV comes back to bike you because

When you're you've been on reality TV you know like Being the mediator always like you're gonna get your head bitten off in a matter of what, which is really unfair, but that's what happens. And so, Naomi, so, you know, Venita's like, I just, I do think it might be helpful if you just acknowledge his feelings right now. And he looks at me and goes, Venita, shut up! I was like, oh damn, wow.

I thought that was actually a little cruel of Anita personally on Naomi's part. I was like, oh, this is not good. But they're friends for a long time. So it's like how you would talk to your friend. Like, so I've just shed it. Right, you know. And so in my mind, I'm thinking, okay, they'll resolve this part of the episode.

And also, I think what Naomi is thinking is happening. I think it's happening even though when Anita's saying it's not happening. Naomi's like, well, you're jumping shit basically. Like, I'm not around you guys one day and you immediately get charmed by Craig, but that is what's happening. Venita went out with them one day and had fun

where they didn't treat her like shit. She actually had fun with them. Then Craig sits right by here at dinner, compliments how she smells, like gives her all the Craig. She is really charming. Yeah. And so have she smells like it was her all the crack. He is really charming. Yeah. And so now she's like, she even said earlier in the episode,

how is this the same Craig that Naomi's always bitching about? You know? So then Craig goes, oh, so the classy girl at the table just told someone to shut up. Well, guess what? Actually, you're not welcome at my party. Now he's like, I don't have to come to your party, Greg. It's okay.

Greg's holding his winter wonderland. Winter wonderland, hello, party. But it's also saying, fine, you're going to be mean, then you don't get to come to the season finale party, right? So then Taylor's like, Greg, that took it a little too far and then Craig does stand up because he cannot make a dinner without leaving. This is Craig. He's got to walk off. So he stands up and he's like snooping his scarf behind him and he's like, look, I'm sorry. And this is why I cannot be around you. Like this brings me to a level that I don't like. So you guys can enjoy your tiny little shrimp. I'm going back to the villa

and I don't want to have to act like shit and yell at the girls. I just want to go home. We quit. So you did already. So it's like, do you not yell as loudly so you're better than the chef? You're all the same.

You're all the same. You're just cuter and younger than the chef. And the underlying message of this is that, I don't have to be accountable for my behavior. This is, I act this way because of you. It's actually your fault that I act this way. I don't have to, there's nothing on me that says, I can actually control my behavior

or I can modify how I act. He's literally being like, it's because she's here, I can't, I become a monster and so I have to leave because, you know, Naomi did this to me, which is like the, that's like the fucked up part of, of everything that Craig says and does the season. The so of Taylor is like, and he walks off to traumatic music and two scarfs flowing in the wind. And so if Anita just drinks, there's a really long pause and Olivia goes, check, check, please. And then if it needs to be like, listen, Naomi, I'm not saying what you were saying is wrong

that happened at the restaurant, but I was told shut up so I couldn't finish what I was saying. And that's not true. You finished what you were saying. It was just stupid. And I thought I thought Naomi was going could be like, no, I understand. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say shut up. And then he goes, well, what you do is fake a spark. And then the video is like, well, what did I do? And she's like, well, you're taking Craig side. I mean, I said, well, I was saying his feelings were hurt. And then he was like, I didn't appreciate that. His feelings were hurt after you asked for an apology, after he screamed that you had a restaurant for half an hour.

Kids feelings were heard, but also, yes, his feelings, yes, exactly. His feelings were heard. But you know what? He'd just be right in her the whole night. How does he have hurt feelings? Because someone told you to listen to the waitress when she's there. Yeah, exactly. Yes, his feelings were hurt, but sometimes you have to understand.

You also have to consider the context of why someone's feelings were hurt. It's like a toddler crying because you took away their toy. Okay, you don't have to say, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. You say, no, your toy is taken away. And so I'm sorry that his feelings were hurt, but like, it's not stand up up all enough. So that's not what I'm saying. So she's like, you don't have to tell me to shut up though.

She goes, well, I don't appreciate it. She's like, but don't tell me to shut up like that. She goes, no, you need to shut up. You know, I didn't like this. You need to say, oh, so you have all this class and respect and now you're telling me to shut up, got it, got it, got it. Okay, don't talk to me because I don't talk to people who disrespect me.

It's like really? Cause you're at a dinner with them. So yes you do. And she's saying, you know, this hurts because we've been friends for so long and I would never tell her to shut up. Like how dare you? I just where Naomi did kind of lose me

because despite everything, like I realized that I liked Naomi and Venita's friendship and I didn't like that Naomi was really being so mean at that moment. Naomi may have been pissed at Venita but she was being really mean about it. And I didn't have that. Well, I think it's a housewives thing.

It's like, I brought you onto the show and you're immediately jumping to the side of my enemy, right? But she didn't bring Venita onto the show. Venita was on before. Well, Naomi had just left, but she had to suggest Venita for the show, don't you think? I mean, they went by herself. I don't know. No, she came up through Madison, I thought.

No, wait. No, she didn't. Did she? Oh, yeah, she was Madison's character. She came up through Leva. Actually, she was through... Why didn't she do Leva? Danny? No, Madison's character.

No matter what, by the way, we're as poor Danny is traumatized for her one season being a full-time guest, man. Damn, he's just somewhere like pop-eyed like, thinking. So anyway, the dessert comes and then they start again. If you need us like, I'm, uh, Naomi's like, if you need it, I'm just so offended.

The each has to do that. I mean, that's fine though. That's fine. And then she tells us, I guess her friendship with Craig is just better than I'm hurt. Like, okay, you know, the boy's trauma is stupid enough. The girl's trauma is even stupider. Okay. I'm not with this show. And how is this an hour and 20? We're still talking about fucking Southern charm. We're nothing out of town. Maybe it was our part from paper discussion right in the middle of it. So Veneta was like, so they're still just like fighting.

And then Shep was like, gosh, I'm gonna bring Craig some pudding. I'm gonna bring him some pork. So the guys go off to bring Craig this stuff and that's what they do. And Craig's like like this is delicious. So then now the girls retire to the main villa. And the porn chefs like,

hey, we brought you some pudding, but I can't find one single spoon in this entire place. So I got a measuring cup. They're like, the spoon is in the pudding shop. He's like, oh, that's why we're captain. I also like that they had to describe port to Craig. So anyway, the girls are now back. And now so in my mind, I'm thinking, okay, so now Naomi and Venita are going to be like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Like, I, you know, like, I love you. It was, you know, whatever.

So they are sitting around and Vanita is like, they all gather in this one seating area and Vanita is like, you come sit right here with me. She's like, come sit right here, Miss. I was like, oh good, they're gonna squash it. It's gonna be lovely. Right. And now if they didn't, they only does.

And she's still pissed. And so she's like, you know, tonight was heart-fulfied and she just, but don't disrespect me. She's, whoever, she says like, she was just trying to be a peacemaker, right? Right? Vinnie. Yeah. She's, yeah, I wasn't attacking you. You know, I'm just saying his feelings were hurt. There's nothing wrong with that. And Naomi goes, okay. And then Naomi tells us so much for loyalty. I was like, no, no, you're supposed to say

at the end of the day, but he does a really good friend. And I understand and you know, whatever. And then I was like, oh, shit, like Naomi's like pissed. And then Taylor's basically me. She goes, it's okay. Y'all are friends I thought, I hope. Do you wanna pray? The candles right here, we can have some more. No kidding. She's like, one of you just needs to go hide in the bathroom for 30 minutes and ride this one out.

And contemplate maybe getting pregnant, quitting your job. Am I projecting too much onto this conversation, oh man. Does anyone want to go, it's belunking. So next week, next week, there's the big season's Mali party. And Naomi tells Vanita, we're not friends. And then that's when you see Vanita crying. And I was like, no, my heart broke. I'm sorry.

I felt so terrible for Venita already. He turns hard, man. When she decides she's done, she's just like, we are done. Fuck you. You said one supportive thing of Craig, I'm never speaking to you again. Yeah, that really bothered me.

I hope, I mean, maybe there'll be larger contacts or maybe it's, I don't know. Maybe I'm just being manipulated by the previous, but I don't think when I saw that, like my heart broke. I felt, I just felt so bad for Venita just sitting there, standing there crying in the middle of a party. I don't know. Well, we'll see what happens next week.

It's the season finale, I believe. Isn't that what I said? Yeah. It's season finale. I'm hoping for one part, Finkers crossed, but also, Leva does leave her kitchen. Okay. She does. Tell Craig, I'm talking to the people who actually run your

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