Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: Drop Hop

Episode Date: January 9, 2021

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Okay, hi, I'm Ronnie, Ronnie, Karen, that's been over there. Hi, Bianne. Hi, what's up? Everyone, we are on crappings on demand today. Our first crappings on demand for 2021. Yeah, exciting. I don't know about you. I did a, I got a bunch of fillers. The fillers are called fruit cake and ice cream and cookies.

Stop for two weeks and they fill out my face. I made a fruit cake. Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. No, no. So my friend Sylvia, her mom makes the world's best fruit cake, like unbelievable, unbelievable Madison. And so I wasn't sure if I'd be able to have any of this year because of coronavirus. So I tried to pick my own, which turned out delicious, but it was like a far cry from Sylvia's

mom's fruit cake. Well, can I tell you a secret about Sylvia's mom and you have to promise you'll never tell Sylvia? Yes. Her neighbors hate her mom, okay. Her neighbors hate her mom. Okay. The neighbors hate the mom. No, the very hated neighbor in the neighborhood would bring over a goddamn fruitcake.

Okay, that's how you knew the evil lady in the neighborhood because she'd be like, okay, Mary Chris, what's your second cake? And everyone's like, oh, fuck, fill us, you know. I will tell you, this fruitcake will change your life. Like it is absolutely one of the most delicious cakes you will ever, you will ever have. Not mine, Sylvia's mom's fruitcake, but, you know, that's for that. We'll talk about that

in a bonus episode. We'll go more into the fruit cake. I think we're, I think I'm good on the fruit cake talk. Um, Ben, you're my, you're my little fruit cake. Okay. Everybody welcome to 2021. We are super excited to be back with Southern Toronto. Okay. Um. We've got some big stuff coming up. The 2021 annual golden crappy awards will be back this year. We don't give a crap about Corona. Actually, it makes our lives a whole lot easier. We get to just do it virtually. We're doing it virtually. So we do get we actually do give a crap of Corona virus. Otherwise, we'd go out in some place and well, I mean, we're not going to let it take us down. Okay. Yeah. Happy Awards does not care. The crappy awards goes on. It's gonna be January 21st.

It's 6 p.m. Pacific and 9 p.m. Eastern. You can get tickets at watchacrapans.com. They're on sale now. If you are a Patreon member, you can get a discount. So just check out the crowns. If you're at the crap is on the man level. Yeah, on the crap, on this level, where you can see our board is facial faces right now. There's a discount. And otherwise, get them early because day of

they're a little more expensive. And we're going to have a lot of really good celebrity guests and Chris. Yeah, it's going to be so yeah, for fun. It's going to be really, really

fun. And and thank you to everyone who has, like, we've, like, in the beginning of the week, we were saying it was one day, now we pushed it back a week to give it a little bit more time. And of course, in classic, Krapin's fashion, we announced that tickets are on sale, exactly when there's, the capital is being deceived.

So like, we are really killing it with a rollout of this announcement, really killing it. So thank you for people who've actually paid attention to the world This world has gone so freaking crazy every you know everyone's like oh by 2020 And I'm like you think that the change of a year is gonna really do that much and of course That's how we start out the year with people breaking into the capital building and I mean wow But tickets for the crappies are on sale. Yeah, we can still have fun.

Why not? We can. We'll still be laughing as the world starts itself on day. I'm fire, okay? We really will. We are, we really actually will have a lot of fun. And so far more people have voted in this year's in the ballot than ever before.

And it's only been four days. We are up to about 15,000 votes, like over 15,000 votes. So it's so excited to see what the results are gonna be. The categories are awesome. So again, the tickets and the ballot, even if you don't even come, just do the ballot, the ballot's just fun. That's at watchacroppins.com.

And the other thing that we have to tell people about is we are going to be recapping Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but the recap is going to air on, we're going to have it on Monday and we're going to pair it with Atlanta just because there's like a million Bravo shows on right now and we just couldn't do another episode this week. So if you're like, are you guys not recovering it anymore? We are and if we hear people ask that online, feel free to tell them, don't worry.

The recap is coming on Monday. Yes. Also, I have an Amazon package. It just came. What? Ooh. I'm very excited. And it's very on-brand for Southern Charm

because Amazon packages are everywhere on Southern Charm. You can tell Catherine's, the state of Catherine's emotional, you can tell, you can tell Catherine's, the state of Catherine's emotional, you can tell, you can gauge Catherine's emotional state by the amount of Amazon packages in scenes starring Catherine. I don't know, I'm gonna talk like that all day. I don't know what the fuck her saying today.

Please do, by the way, this episode of Southern China, sorry, I feel like I've got something in my throat, I'm gonna cough, it's fruit cake. I was highly entertained by it. It was like that perfect mix of like hilarious and problematic of like like like these guys really is like everything. But it worked for me. I really, really enjoyed last night's episode.

I did too. And I thought it was kind of funny because everybody's been so separated the whole season. You know, you haven't really seen anyone go out and so you have this group of girls talking about how they're going to just get Catherine. And you know, we're going to talk to Catherine. And Catherine's just that that bratty kid. It's like you're worried like how do I confront this person? And then you finally do and they're like, no, I have planned this speech for months. Yeah, I'm you can't just walk. I should like back

And then Austin is acting like a petulant child the entire time and then is like So condescending to love it at the end and you're just like who the fuck are you? But it was like that kind of rage you feel that like sort of makes you happy where you're like oh Good I feel feels good to be mad at us show Yeah, you're so angry Denise. Oh, well, this part, this episode is called, it's my party. And I'll go if I want to Madison. It's unbelievable.

This party's insane right now. It's insane. It's insane. Madison. It's part of insane. And so as usual, Craig gets picked the most to do the opening narration, which really must piss everyone else off, because it used to be Cameron's thing.

You know, she said, this week I had a chicken nugget and took my baby to a museum. And now it's always Craig, like previously. And Catherine is the furthest thing from racist, OK? No, so he does the musical opening. Yeah. And I was going to go through all this and I was like, why? I forgot that this was a COVID season of Southern charm.

I started reading the previous leads and I was like, I'm bored. Okay. So let's get on with this. Previously on Southern charm, I said a pillow. It was really nice and like we sold it and everything. Well, we got into home shopping network. But then at the same time, I was like, I saw the pillow. It was really nice and like we sold it and everything. Well, we got into home shopping at work, but then at the same time I was like, I don't know, like it's just like a lot of work, you know.

It's just like, okay, Craig. So. The kids go, go. So the actually the episode starts off after Trixi Monocles intro. We have a little fun with our, with our GoPro's. There's a GoPro that's attached to Monical's intro. We have a little fun with our go pros. There's a go pro that's attached to Little Craig's head. And he goes like running around on the beach after a ball

and it's just like Little Craig, Little Craig cam and just sort of see the top of his head. Like, you know, like you ever see those videos where someone puts a go pro on like an eagle or a hawk? And just- Yeah, and they're amazing. And they fly around and it's amazing, but you also while they're flying around, you see

their head be like, hmm, is that food? Is that food? Is that food? Yeah, you get a little thing. You get a little hunting. It's like the glorious plains of America. And then you get little crag who's just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, running on the beach.

It's a tiny little leg. It's just like, a tiny little gremlin can. tiny little Grimland cam. Running around the battery. Oh, and then Patricia's reading her iPad while Michael's Grim and the dogs. I really like that Patricia because Patricia was a character on the, like she was involved because Whitney was always around, you know, so kind of made sense. And I like that now they're just keeping Patricia on is just the lady who's judging your ass. Loss you.

It's a giant Instagram. Loss you. A giant iPad and has her Butler bring her martinis like they don't even try and connect it anymore. And I'm okay with that. And she doesn't it like and she just needs some sort of alcohol in our system. She's like, Michael, would you bring me a martinius, something like anything?

And it's like rubbing alcohol, whatever we have. Like, I need it right now. It's too hot. And over at Leva, she's barbecuing, and then we go over to Craig, and he's with his girlfriend, I guess. And I don't know, I couldn't tell, because I didn't hear.

Oh, no! I know, it was a weird turn. And he's like, he's like, you want me to open up some Bujale. And she's like, I think it's Bujale. You keep saying that, and I don't think it's right. Yeah. Bujale, yes.

The famous one, Bujale. Beir Foutou. Would you like some Beir Foutou? So then we go over to Pringle and he is still with his ex-wife Heidi who's in town and they're taking their kids to go fishing. And basically, the little chunky kid with a glasses, hi, I work with my childhood. That kid looks like me. He has glasses like I had at that age and he acts exactly how I acted when we went fishing. Why? Why are we doing this to me?

And I think it would like make more sense if Pringle seemed to know how to fish, but like he's, it reminded me of like that scene from something about Mary where like Ben, like the hook gets caught and Ben's daughter's cheek because he basis like, okay, here's how you fish. You take your rod and you go back like this and then you like swings the rod back

and he's could just like right behind him and the whole cuz like right by his face You're gonna kill your child. Yeah, and he's also doing it like There's a roof over his head, you know, they're doing it at the end of the dock where there's It's roved when I was covered. So he's like swinging back this it was a mess,. But as if he's like, yeah, Robert Redford. Yeah, Robert Redford fly fishing. It was not that it was pretty sad. But you know what? At least he's trying. If you don't have your kids all the time, I wouldn't know what to do. It's like, how do you do a line with a child? You don't, you know, so you just, you taught, you throw lines instead.

Yeah. And, uh, and then the kid has of course hate it, and they're like back on their phones, because they're like, you know, fishing is boring. And Pringle just feels really guilty because he just always gives them a device to sort of shut them up. And his sister is like, no, no, no, don't feel bad. It's called, mom needs to call it benign neglect.

You know, she just ignores for a few hours and it worked. Yeah, devices are like the best babysitter that ever was born. Okay. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, well, when I grew up, I had free reign at six. We played in the battery. I pissed in tulips. I remember doing that.

I just wanted to say battery again, really. Battery. He was also the child that like every adult hated. There's that kid peeing in the tulips again. Where are his parents? Why is this mom drunk at the bar again? Like someone take care of this child peeing in the tulips. Yeah, you know who else hated him? tulips So yeah, it's like they don't really care. They're just kids, you know Of course, they don't want to be here, but they would do anything really they do anything

And then Pringle admits the thing that we always knew he goes I just want to be the cool dad like Wow Never say that never say you want to be the cool dad of the cool mom because you never will be and you're just gonna raise a monster So don't do it. Yeah, you're on your way to raising little monsters, but they're different now actually they're doing're doing pretty well. They're more mature than most of the cast, but, you know, just Warning to everyone else. Look, if I see a kid on an iPad, I'm like, look, there's a kid with like logic, problem-solving skills, they know how to read. I think putting your children on electronics is great. I recommend it. Yeah, I know. I know. It's like people like, this is a continuation of my,

my rant from the other day. But it's like, oh, the kids are on an iPad. Well, how about this? Like at least they know how to use the iPad as opposed to you. Like, like being like, how do I use this again? I don't even know how to press this. Help, help, help. At least they know what they're using.

Yeah, I was at a family night, the other night. I'm still in Texas, still here, still here. And I was at a family thing the other day. And my mom said, God, remember a time without phones when we actually had to talk to each other because we were all on our phones. And I said, yes, I do remember it. And it was fucking disgusting. Okay, it was horrible. That was not a good time in my life. Yeah. No offense. And the offense necessity breeds invention bad conversations has led us to having iPads Really if you want to judge me you can do it over text at the table like every other goddamn person at this table mother So now we have Madison driving along and she calls up Danny and Danny is like oh my god

I can't remember the last time I saw you. Maybe it was in New York when you said I had chlamydia. Oh, and Madison's like, well, you know, we're going to have a party. It was, it was going to be for Austin, but Austin's not really invited anymore. So it's just party for us to get tips you can have fun and celebrate this gigantic diamond headband thing. I insist on wearing every episode. Okay. Hashtag born for corn. So we're here to celebrate corn and those who are born for it.

So yeah, so it's just going to be a group party just for the fun of it to get tipsy and have fun on a private island. And yes, Catherine will be coming and math is like, are you cool that? And Danny is like, can't want me to get there like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, Danny, Danny, you're putting too much energy in Catherine Dennis right now. You're never going to get anything out of that friendship. It's a one-way friendship. And you either are like, cool that or you move on, but like honestly, it's this is too much. Yeah.

So then we go to separate separate, separate, separate, if they were a couple, separate, we go to separate, Catherine. It's some place called Holy sit. I thought it was Holy sit, oh, Holy sit, I thought I was Holy City brewing, but that would Holy sit makes more sense. Maybe it was, maybe it was my just got lazy typing. That's actually possible. Holy shit!

Um, yeah, so uh, Chef is there and Kathryn comes in. Gars, I love your dress. It's like a hippie dress. Gars. Hey, I've got a good idea. I haven't seen you for a really long time. You want to watch me like go fall on food and have it fly all over the table. Great. We'll take one of everything.

I'll have this American revolution, please. I was like, of course, South Carolina names her dishes. Where is where is the name of these lawn order? It was he ordered a lawn order, which was either the political statement or a reference to an NBC procedure. I'm not sure. I'd like a law and order with the side of John, John, please. Oh, does this law and order come with S for you or just criminal intent? Okay, great. And so he asks about Danny and she's like, well, I want to fix it because I'd love to

any and my world is crumbling, you know, that emoji thing has been devastating. Okay. So now it's our second show on Bravo this week with some little red headed girl. At least trying that people thought she was racist on social media. It's not a good week for Ginger some Bravo. Ginger? people thought she was racist on social media. It's not a good week for Ginger some bravo. Ginger, at least Brandy seemed to have, like, I don't, who knows, the degree of, like, of authenticity, but at least she's outwardly showing

a large amount of, like, remorse. And Catherine's like, she's like, erm, like, yeah, it was bad, but like, look, it runs me, me into me. It's like, okay, Catherine. So she's like, she's like erm like yeah it was bad but like look it runs me mean to me it's like okay Catherine so she's like she's like she's like I'm just like so confused by the whole situation erm to be honest with you I just feel like it was a whole explosion that was like brought on by no warning dude like I I don't know if you I think the warning sign was like many think pieces and op-eds and people saying don't use

monkey Things with black people that's the warning actually before the explosion Catherine and he's like well I will I texted you and she goes I know you were the first person He goes and you know what I don't even care that you didn't call me back Which is funny. He's like the only friend that reached out and you know what? I don't even care that you didn't call me back. Which is funny. He's like the only friend that reached out and she still didn't text him back. He's like, I know that what you weren't saying

wasn't racist and he tells us, I mean, I think she's a fall, 100%. But I don't think she's racist. So I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. And I thought, you know, Chef is such a good, oh yeah, Chef is the guy who was almost canceled on social media because he was fucking with a homeless lady last year And her cans so you know

all right, I Mean you got a set stamp of approval, but Yeah, and then he is like nobody can sure against black people. It's absurd No one thinks they're against black people. I mean sure sure. You never issued a statement about your great great great great grandfather, the Calhoun, and the removal of his statue, but no one thinks you're against black people. Yeah, no one thinks you're against black people. No one thinks you're poor black people.

But you know what? No one thinks you're against them. Can I have a side of special victims, you and it, please? Nice. So then Catherine's like, and there's another thing, my boyfriend's black, which is like the coming being like, so I have some of my friends are black, you know? So he's like,

and she kind of knows that because she's like whispering it so. Yeah, she knows. And the camera, which of course it is on camera. But she's like, you know, it's I'm talking to Lev about the monkey emoji. I could easily be like, oh, well, I do have a black boyfriend, but I don't want people to say that's convenient.

Also, that's what race is saying. So I would generally not recommend saying that anyway at any time. And I mean, she just, she's just, just like, she's just a textbook example of how to just like, bungle an entire, like, if it were totally a true, like, idiotic moment with an emoji,

which it wasn't because she also said that thing about the minority platform, this is like a textbook example of how not to, like like have not to handle the ever. This girl, this girl is not talking to Carrie Washington on scandal in other words. Like this girl has had none of that training. So it's like, well, I mean, come on. I mean, it's not just convenient. I mean, you're spending time and you're sleeping with somebody. Nobody does that for convenience. You do it for money. I mean, does the guy have a bridge?

No, come on. Well, so his name is Caleb Ravannell, although spelled C-H-L-E-B. So it's like, chleb, chleb, that's like Caleb actually. Caleb Ravannell, I don't know if he's related to Thomas Ravannell because I think Caleb Ravannell has two Ls, and I think Thomas has one L, but there's all sorts of weird spelling going on because Caleb is with an H and not an A. Who knows? But I don't know.

I don't know. It is, it is funny, she wound up with a Ravinelle again. Yeah. So then the closed captions come up and say melancholic music, but it's we got an Austin smelling colic house and he gets food delivery and puts it all out. But no one's coming over because Madison calls. And she's like, um, listen, I don't know if you come to this party is going to be the best for you personally, okay? Yeah, she's like listen about capers, which made me excited to think that maybe they just had an argument about like If capers are good to add to food or salad or something like that. I got somebody else say about capers But it's actually the island now listen about capers. I hope you're not still salty Did you drain your capers because honestly? I've had a lot of saw you dishes from you

Now listen little tiny rat poop Capers look like little tiny rat boobs. I love a caper though. I don't love rat. I do not rat. I do bunny poop bunny poop I enjoy Caper, but I don't I don't love them as much as I think I'd like to love them if that makes sense I feel like I would love them, but I feel like I just really, really like them. So there's that. So there you go, Capers. Capers, sorry, you're no olive.

Capers has just been destroyed. Capers is no, I will take an olive over a Caper any day. Oh, why not a bribing? I love a delicious salty brine. Come on, give him a two, me on Give me a callamata Austin goes The best for me personally what explain explain your Explain yourself explain yourself. This is unbelievable mass explain yourself

So Madison so Madison's like a little fucker too, by the way, because basically at the end of last episode Craig was like listen you guys you have to like quit him cold turkey like you should just like You're never gonna be able to move forward if you keep keeping each other's lives So she calls up and says so Craig said I'm leading leading you on and I can't have you at the party Like that is okay really what you just did there is you just tried to make Craig look super bad because that's not what Craig was really saying. And by you doing that is sort of like, it was just like, there was something really shady

about the way she said that. Like you, like mad. Yeah, but Craig wants to stick his nose in her business and that's what he gets. So you can fight with Austin. Well, because they're shit in his business and finally he's like, you know what, you guys have to stay away from each other

so we can all move on, you know? So then Austin is like, oh, this is unbelievable. It's fucking unbelievable Madison, unbelievable. Well, I want you to be there as my friend, but if you can't be my friend, then don't come. Cause this is my party. He's like, which is at one point At one point it was my party

Madison um, I know you weren't gonna handle it well. Well, yeah, because you can't remember like You're like um Craig says that I'm leading you on so you can't be there Because you didn't really like say listen, I know this is like, this is going to be an art like you didn't handle it in a very nice way. You just kind of like came and like, boom, you can't come. Yeah. So he hangs up on her basically. He's like, I wasn't a good mood today. And he hangs up. And then he calls, he calls for such that person, Austin is such that person where we all have to be like responsible for his mood. Like, I wasn't a good mood and you ruined it. You ruined it. It's like responsible for his mood like I wasn't a good mood

And you ruined it you ruined it. It's like oh, sorry. I ruined your mood Austin Yeah, and so he calls Craig and he's like oh here I was thinking we broke up amically. I mean How much of an idiot do I feel like and so he tells Craig you know I just had an interesting call with Madison. She said she doesn't want you coming to my party So now she's just invited me. Yeah. You you aren't going to be able to she said you aren't going to he's you aren't going to be able to move on until someone ends

this shit and you have to you have to not be a little a little bitch puppy dog. I guess that's what Craig told. Madison. No, no, Greg tells Madison. Craig says that. No, to Craig says that to Austin. He's like, you know what?

Oh, yeah. You're not gonna move on until someone ends this and you have to not be such a little bitch puppy dog about it. And Austin's like, oh, I'm fucking unbelievable. Unbelievable, unbelievable, Craig, Craig is in. So, uh, send the Madison calls back. And Austin, he's like, Madison, this, send the Madison calls back and... Austin! He's like, Madison!

This is, I am, I am blown away by what you just said and blown away. I mean, you met with Craig? I mean, you formed some sort of coalition and all of a sudden, and you have like the balls to call me and say, I don't think I should come to my own party. I mean, have you lost your mind? It's a wine! Austin's so ridiculous, and I can see why he's never asked to do that opening thing because he bungles the recap.

Like, he doesn't even do the recap, right? He's like, what, Madison, I'm blown away what you just said to me. Look, it's go-local. You met with Crack, you formed a coalition. Time's of change, don't you know? Like, you're getting this all wrong. You're not even repeating things, right?

He's like, and then you're saying I shouldn't even come to my own party Balloon, Balloon, Balloon away. It's like, well, maybe I shouldn't have called and he goes and then then you call back Okay, I know I just give it Austin Like he's recapping everything through the whole show it's so fun. Anything that happens in the whole show is like you what Madison? Just call me Yeah, if he did the actual recap It would just get totally sidetracked into like his own situation like previously on southern charm It's just like unbelievable things happened chef went and had a beer with

Catharine's unbelievable is having such a good mood Terrible it's like it's like this ridiculous this coalition to two of them having S for you sandwiches together. So it's like you know what Madison? All skip it. Okay, well I think that's the best. Well I just said that all skip it. I heard you all stand. Okay, I don't think that's the best. Well, I just said that all skip it. I heard you all stand. Okay I don't need to recap a five seconds ago

Yeah, but well because Madison was like, you know, she's I don't I just don't want you to feel like I'm leading you on I just called to say that if you can be there as my friend like there's nothing more than that so quit acting like a psycho Expo, I friend It's like you're I'm like yes I totally see what you're saying. But by you saying that you're also implicitly acting like the girlfriends. So like, you know, yeah, yeah, she's playing games with him too. You know, they're really. She is totally playing. She's like, well, they're that couple and a friend group who everybody hates that they're together because

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in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wendry app. So then we go over to Gwins and a love and venida are coming over to with Danny to try on clothes at Gwins. Yeah and we get basically like them trying on stuff. It's like a commercial for like Mandies or like you know, you know, TJ Mac or something. It's like, this look for less.

So then once they finally like sit down, they just, it was very like, I follow Ross dress for less on Instagram. Don't judge me, love them. No, and they do a thing where they're like, look, it's our customers wearing Ross. And sometimes they look fabulous, you know, it's like, wow, look at that big girl fan,

exactly what she was looking for Ross. And she looks amazing. But most of the time it's just like ill-fitting clothes on people who never should have bought that thing. Wow, look at that big girl found exactly what she was looking for Ross and she looks amazing. But most of the time it's just like ill-fitting clothes on people who never should have mocked that thing and you're like, oh yeah. And that's how it is with Danny. She's like, what do you think of this guys? I'm like, I'm just like about to cry.

That's very Ross dress for less Instagram feed, okay, Danny? Sorry to be the little detail you. So they're talking about Catherine coming to this party etc and you know Danny is like I mean she she basically came to my house like two hours late and rolled her eyes and then I guess he said bye bye why are you crying in your recap? She's got the G.O.R.I. Previously on Sother Term, it's just like, I, I, I, I try to be a good friend, I try to be

a good friend, I tell you the recap, but like, it's just like, I don't get anything in return. Previously, Chef got a dog, and I was trying to be good friends to shop, but then he got a dog, and I was like, how do I fit in all this? Um, so then finally a producer is like, so why bother maintain a relationship with Catherine? And she's like, question of the day, I know at the end of the day, I still care a lot about her. And she will still always be that naive little 21 year old, I remember, but she definitely has some growing up to do. And I

think maybe I have played a role in enabling her a little bit, like Danny, here's the issue. When you, like, I'm not trying to age, age, shame or anything, like, but the point is, like, you're viewing Catherine as a 1921 year old and you are not a 21 year old. So what are you doing hanging out with a 1921 year old in the first place? I just, yes, she's just a cryer. That's all I'm really seeing. Like, just stop crying so we can talk about this, okay?

Because as long as you just stand there crying in every scene, I just want to ff. I think she just finds purpose out of being like the one that comes in and like helps a wounded soul. And so like when she's not needed, she just like doesn't know to do it herself because then she has to maybe focus on herself or something like that.

Classic, you know, psych profile. Classic psychology. Yeah. So, love us like, well, you know what I found offensive is I was like, why am I the one you're talking to? Because I'm the minority in the group and because my husband's black, I mean, did you forget about Gwen? I mean, look at Gwen, she's a minority. I mean, she owns a minority owned business. Did you even apologize to Gwen? Yeah. So yeah, and yeah, yeah, because Gwen's is like, yeah, she is like, this is like, this affected our business and like, she hasn't even apologized to us.

It's just like a slap in the face. It's like going on a yacht and asking for vegan food and they don't bring you the and asking for vegan food and they don't bring you the exact kind of vegan food you really want it. It's a slap in the face. And then love us like, well, I mean, and now she's gonna be bringing a strategic black boyfriend

into this and they're like, ooh, what? So she's like, yeah, I mean, the streets, the streets of Potomac have made it to the streets of Charleston and Gwen's like, yeah, she's dating Kayla Bravenal. And Danny's like, oh, wait, wait, I mean, as of when? Have they seen that in the ad? Wait, don't they? What the fuck?

What did she tell me? I don't know about this. And love is like, banging a black eye does not make you woke. And Danny's like, well, maybe it's authentic. And they're all like, well, maybe it's authentic. They're all like Danny. And Vanita's like, well, yeah, but you really come to our defense too much and you've got to stop that. Okay, I agree. But at the same time, you guys are constantly shit talking her friend. Like if she doesn't at least try to come to our defense, she's just a shitty friend.

Right. True. But I think the thing is that like Danny sort of does that thing where she engages as if like I am over it I am over this friendship and I'm not gonna do it anymore So like cool so we can talk shit and then she's like and then she defends that after all And they're like well, what is it right like we all have those friends too, right? We're like I am over this person and I am like that's it like never never more and then it turns out there like clearly not over that person And you're like, well, how are we supposed to talk shit, you know? Yeah, okay. I see that So then we go to the island of Palms Marina when Madison is getting around to Kapers and so she makes her way over to the island And they're setting you know, she's got party planners and all that setting, everything up.

And a single Muppet to be found, by the way, not a single Muppet to be found. I thought these were going to be great capers, but no, not a single Muppet to be found in the capers. Not one single rat skating on toast on a flat top. So they've made glasses for everybody's play settings with their names at Stonum. And they're like, well, should we put Austin next to you? And she's like, Austin is not going to come anymore. Also, I want to just point out that all this discussion about this private island, I'm

like imagining this big island with like maybe trees. And like, it's like this thing, like maybe there's like an eccentric millionaire on there. It's basically like a sand bar with like dried kelp all over it. It's like a private island. It's like a, it's like a trash island. Yeah, there's like a, there's like empty mountain, mountain doo cans from the back, you know, it's just where people, there were like pontoon boats everywhere.

It was like map this like secluded thing that, you know, it's just where we're going. Yeah, there were people, there were like pontoon boats everywhere, it was like, map this like secluded thing that, you know, it's about more about my expectations than what Madison said, okay. You went sweep your beach. That, sorry, sometimes I say things people don't like, okay? Speaking of private islands, I really would like to be fervent off to one after this close-up, we then go to of just Austin's dick.

Just like Austin putting on pants. It was a close-up of his crotch, and he's getting dressed. And I thought this was a fake out, because he's like, he's like, a party on this island, same. And he's getting all dressed and I was like, oh, they're gonna make us think

that he's gonna crash the party, but he's probably just gonna have to dinner with his parents. His parents are gonna just like, you know, be judgy again. I was like, I see what they're doing, but no, I his parents. His parents are gonna just like, you know, be judgy again. I was like, I see what they're doing. But no, I was wrong. He really was gonna crash it.

He really did. I like that the producers were talking them all up too, because you know they were. They're like, come on, it's not a big deal. Sure, you're still invited. No, don't call it, don't call it. You're gonna look great. You're gonna show up.

You're gonna look sexy. Just look your magic look sexy. She's gonna be totally intimate. You could just see in his face how he was set up because the whole scene is him like, look at me, don't forget I'm sexy. And he's like, yeah, putting on his shirt. And the way he's looking at himself and the mirror,

he's like, yeah. His hair did look great. Still got it. His hair looks great though. I will say Austin's got great hair these days. So then everyone else is getting on the boat. Love is there. Pringle shows up. Pringle, like, the ladies and Pringle, and not the ladies, anyone could be any gender. Someone

needs to help Pringle out with his pants. He's like wearing like the, like, size too big, but he's like all like belted. So like the crotch is like way down, like close to his kneecaps. Pringle, you need to get new pants. Well, sometimes, you know, it's good to know that the guys like really officially straight. Yeah, I was about to say, this guy is a straight guy. Straight guy in the town. It was like, I don't know if you know, but they're just like his big old baggy pants. Sinced at the waist and then just like a crotch all the way down here. Come on, Bringle. We can do that. Yeah, it's very like I've been a single dad

for exactly one year pants, you know. If anything, he should have pulled him up a little bit higher. Yeah, something that, something was all wrong with those pants and I'm not even a fashion gay like that. I'm not even the one that's like girl. The way that, that outfit was, I'm like, I don't even really pick up on things

and even I could see it on camera. Yeah, I mean, I'm an old Navy guy. What do I know? But Danny and Gwynnecom and Chef is, you know, shows up looking like trash as he does, which again, was kind of cute when you were like 25, whenever the show started. How old is everybody on the, I don't want to think about it.

About 56. I don't want to think about it. Yeah, they're all 70 now. So, they're giving him shit about how he's, you know, coming to a nice event, not dress nice. And then, let's see, everyone's coming. Everyone's arriving. I wrote down 20 lines for it, but basically that's what it's

just that. So Austin shows up after all, and he's like, so awesome. I can't believe my best friend stabbed me in the back. It's a Madison to uninvited me. But you know what, it's my party and I can't believe my best friend stabbed me in the back. It's all Madison to uninvited me. But you know what? It's my party and I can come if I want to. It's not your party actually. This is like, Austin is so entitled this episode.

This is my party. It's my party. It's not your party. It's been changed. The headliner has changed. Madison is the headliner. You've been kicked off the bill. Yeah, but you know what? I'm glad that they told him to go to the party anyway, because fuck that.

She doesn't get to like use somebody to come on the show and then dump him and then start trying to have like big groups. Yes, she does. Yes, she does. Good for her. Good for her. Good for her. She did it. She did it. The she did it. The old fashioned American way. She used someone and got ahead in life. Good for her. Now she's trying to get him get him out of the group. Yeah, I mean, no, like, so I like that he at least showed up, but God, you know, it goes. What do I ever do? I never, say, when do I ever do for Austin? Like literally, never. I don't think it's ever happened. And so I'm kind of reading for Austin. That's I'm just putting it out there. Okay. Definitely not too. So I was kind of reading for Austin. So, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, for Austin. How can I take that away from you? If I said I'm buying new chef, I can't take that. Yeah, you believe Seth is a new man.

But just remember that Austin used chef to get on the show too. So there's that too. Austin used chef to know, not really. Austin came on and was like, I'm like little chef. Yeah, but he didn't use it. He was cast and became part of the friend group. I don't think he really used, I don't think he was really even friends with Shep.

Was he? I don't know. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I am supporting Madison. Well, if he did that, then the chef, then I would say, but then if he did that to Shep, then I would say, okay, well, you can't do that.

Like, he's the guy who got, I don't know, who cares? That's how I feel about Madison and Austin. I'm gonna start commuting all these different things. Madison and Austin like a circle. Most of the day of the week. He did Austin use chef to get on the show. So John Pringles like I don't know why he's here to be honest. He always looks like he's about to burp out a beer. A beer burp right?

He probably is. He's always like if I had been don't be tropped. I would not be going to a party on the beach with my accent. I Would sit it the fuck out Yeah And so the boats heading off in cathana correct aren't on it and we find out they're coming later and Danny is like I knew they're becoming together. I'm like Yeah, cuz they're like really good friends

and they have been for several seasons. It's like, I love that. Like Danny's like, I knew it. I knew that two very good friends would arrive together. So Craig and Catherine are on their own little boat. And I love how they're just like, oh, that whole sobriety storyline never happened. Like the past two years, just never happened.

They're not only drinking, they're drinking entire bottles of white Zen to themselves Yeah, because of public COVID compliance. I they probably are they probably are telling people well We have our own bottle of of Zinfandel because it's COVID and we don't want to share a bottle and this is more Sanitary, you know, and then they get on the island and are all like touching the same like mango salsa. By the way, shrimp and mango salsa, the real star of this episode, we got a lot of cutaways. I feel like we're going to be getting, we're going to be seeing that shrimp and mango salsa

through the rest of the season. They'll just cut away to it when they need a cutaway shot. And the sad ignored crudite plate that never gets touched because it's too big to pass it around and the table's too big to reach it. So it's too big to pass it around and the tables too big to reach it. So it's just. Sorry. I'm sorry. Vegetables from me. So Danny's like, well, you know, I don't know what to expect from this party. I guess I'll see Danny and Craig's like, well, I think she hasn't been right since her

breakup with Todd. Like she doesn't know how to process things correctly. You know, and I'm dealing with Austin and Madison all week because she called and told him not to come. Yeah. And then we go over to Austin being like, Chef, I got this phone call since saying, okay, Madison, she said that like you have to compartmentalize. I mean, she didn't use that word because she doesn't know that word, because she's a girl. She's stupid and insane right now compartmentalizing, okay?

Oh, wow, but I'm gonna show her that I'm capable of choosing her and being chill, sane right now. He's like, a match of she invited a guy. And she's like, oh, is that what you need to see? Come on. I mean, look, obviously the emotions are still very much in place. Like, you know, our thing is like, why are they, are your emotions in play

because they're real or they just in play because you need to be emotional about something. Just like Anna Karen, Anna said, you can be happy, but you have to be sad for a scar. Just like some Sioux wrote in the order of war did you say something about compartmentalizing no no So chef's like what Austin says I just want to be happy and chef's like you will be but you have to be sad first gosh

So now Massens like doding on her table. She's so excited. It all looks interesting and lovely and everything. And then Austin Spies are from the books. I see Madison. I see Madison walking around with Mike. Or she said something about him walking around Mike or whatever.

And Prickles's like, yeah, she's still a smoke show. So he's not gonna go after her. Smoke show. So the shop's like, Madison, I didn't receive an email about a tighter car. Did you just not tell me on purpose? I'd look like a slum Car So she's hugging everyone and then she finally sees Austin who's like the last in the line and she's like hello you she's like Let's go.

Let's go. Really? She goes, that bitch, just killed my vibe. And he goes, he goes, well, I see you went with the, with the beach hair and she goes, yeah, that's natural. Hey you guys, your glasses are on there. She just ignored him, just peels away,

just ices him out. So she tells them that their place cards are the glasses with their names etched on them. And he goes, Austin goes over there and he's like, Oh, a shrap. Oh, Taylor. Oh, oh, I'm like, your glasses, they're Austin. Why is Austin pretending that he never said

he wasn't coming to this party? It's like he has no idea that he was uninvited to this party. I know, he needs no idea that he was uninvited to this party. I know. He needs to listen to more. Lannis Morissette. So it's a good song. Remember it? Monday hit. No, it's a good song. So anyway, so Leva, Vanita and Gwynns go into the water and they're just like frallicking around. And Austin is now so furious. he doesn't have a glass, he doesn't have a seat and everything. And so, you know, Madison's still like doting on the table

and she's over in the shade, fixing some things and then Austin comes and stands right behind her and goes, sorry, I'm not trying to win you back, okay? It's just that the wind is coming this way, it's insane right now, the wind patterns, okay? It's insane Madison. Well listen, you couldn't get me back right now if you wind patterns, okay, it's insane Madison. Well, listen, you couldn't get me back right now if you tried.

And I think it's silly. Now that you come, you pretend you have this big, dick energy when you don't. Well, I came Madison. It's like that. Like he was expecting just everything to be set up for him. So you just had to make such an AC fit. Yeah, she's like, OK, well, we made you a spot by the other person we doubt is going to be here next season Taylor.

You can just sit over by her. Oh, poor Taylor. So then Austin's like, he goes over to Shap and he's like, you know, I shut up with my tail between my legs, okay? And I thought you'd be, I thought you'd appreciate that, but you doesn't. It's unbelievable. Like recapping it to Shap. It's like recapping it to Shep. It's like Shep saw the whole thing. It's like she came in, took my place setting,

and then she said I came in hot. And I was like, no. And then I thought I came in with my tail between my legs. Oh my God. Get me out of here. I asked if you could get me out of here. Shep is like, gosh, I wish Ken Berman for here to turn this into a 10-part documentary for PBS. Oh, you know, I wish I can burn for here to turn this into a 10 part documentary for PBS.

Oh, you know, I wish I could just tell you what I wish I could have told all those soldiers in the Vietnam documentary. Pull out. Oh, first you have to be sad before you can be happy, gosh. So then, so we got back to Craig and Catherine. Now they're on the boat. They've like finally arrived at the boat and they're on it. And Catherine has, oh, I guess this is

when they have their wine actually. So Craig is like, do you know how to open up a screw top? And she's like, um, you just twist it. It's like it's in the definition. He goes like, no, no, no, you're like this. And he like stands up and he like opens it and then like puts his hand behind his back. Or he does like this, or kind of like bow. And then does he drop the top of or he somehow he messes that up. Like drops the drops the bottle cap or something like that. Only Craig would say that. Do you know how

to open a screw top? Do you know how to use a pushdoor? Just push. So then we go over to the beat back to the girls at the beach and you know, everyone's complimenting Madison on still looking hot during quarantine. And they're like, but what's up with Austin? I mean, look, it's like, look, he even just, she had to stop talking when Austin walks by and then Austin walks by and they're like, ew. Ah. He, Austin is the definition of this sound. Yeah, they're like,

Gwyn's is like, he's like pounding right now. He's just walking around by himself and he's like, oh, and he's like playing Cornhole like all sad. I can't even hit the, I can't even hit the Coral. I was insane this Cornhole. Not, not born for cornhole So they're like well Quince like well if he starts dating someone else how would you feel about that?

I said well I'd be pissed but Danny says oh you're basically what a Oh She's like, I'm, you know what? I'm going for the eight team now. Okay, not the D team. And I'm training out the minors for the majors. I'm like, well, you better start getting out of Charleston then. You're in the

other guy can't even fish. What are you talking about? Yeah, he can't wear a fish and wears wrong pants. Yeah. So love, love is like, so why do you have Craig and Catherine together? I mean, why is she gonna be coddled again by somebody? I don't think having Catherine and Craig sitting next

with each other is necessarily coddling. I think that's just like good seat arrangement. Oh, we talked about this. We talked about this in Dallas this week, but I think it's a really uncomfortable choice for both Real Housewives of Dallas and this show to just make it all, it's like, let's have the minority character.

Well, I guess she's new. She's been on the show before, but she's new. And then bring on extra minority characters just to yell. It's like it shouldn't be their responsibility to have to come on and yell at the people who got in racist trouble, you know? And kind be, but I didn't take it that way actually. In this case, I took it as more like Southern Charms like, oh, we got to have more voices than just these same white people. We need to like, we need to like, I'm glad those voices are there, but it just seems like especially in this episode

where they're just like, let's get Katherine. You know, like, why does she have to sit by someone to get coddled? You know, she's not going to be able to sit there and take a talking to, and it just like, let's get Katherine. You know, like, why does she have to sit by someone and get coddled? You know, she's not gonna be able to sit there and take a talking to. And it's like, it shouldn't be your response. It's like a friend dinner, you know, it shouldn't be your responsibility to have to carry all of that weight.

Yeah, I actually didn't take what Leva said about that as necessarily that happening. I took it as just her being like, like, Catherine, like, I just took it as her being exacerbated. That Catherine just was like, of course, Catherine's with Craig, and of course, they're in their own corner. Of course, she just will just be with the guys

and not facing her thing. I didn't take it as like she was, that level was taking on any sort of role in that situation. But you know, who knows? Yeah. So then there's a commercial for the OC that cracked me up because it's like watch what What people are calling the best season ever of real house

Right now this season the seasons insane right now I was like who said that so I rewounded to see who the quote was from I was like close it from like people magazine Is it from like vanity fair? No, it's from a Twitter user. It's like, so and so on Twitter. Hey, Chimpson. So the food starts coming out and everybody sits down. And Madison is like, well, Pringle, you're looking sharp.

Yeah, she's going out of her way to give Pringle all sorts of compliments, you know? She's obviously playing games with Austin and trying to get him where I'll go. And the thing is this, so Craig and Catherine still aren't are not at the table yet. And so you have Madison sitting in her section

and then there's two empty seats for Catherine and Craig. And then you have like Pringle, and then Austin is like wedged in. And he's so mad that he can't sit in the shade, and he's like, why can't I sit there? I mean, it's literally you and then nothing, because they're not here. I can't sit in the sun.

I can't sit in the sun. Literally it's insane right now. He's basically turning into Ramona singer, you know? He's making such a fuss. So the crudite plate kind of had to huge, they can't pass it, so we've already said the crudite. And so Madison's like,

Oh, look at you guys, stole your dad's balls, you can grab that crudite. And Pringles like, excuse me? Well, I am a dad and I do have a body. Exactly. And Austin is like, can't figure out how to sit at the table. And he's like, how am I supposed to sit here?

It's too big. How am I supposed to sit here? She's like, it's your supposed to put your feet under the table. It's all on the sun and tables, awesome thing. So Austin tells Pringle, yeah, you are a dad. You've got, you've got sons, right? And Pringle's like, yeah, you got to meet him.

I mean, Madison already met him. And Madison's like, yeah, you know what? I say, you know what? Let's just have three of some. And everyone starts cracking up. I'm in it with the class, the class with the kids. Yeah, of course, that's what everyone says when they want three children together.

Let's have a three. So that's exactly what lots of people say. So then guess what? Here comes the star of the show. Shrimp with mango salsa. It has arrived. Big star, big moment for it. So Leva is asking is like we're Craig and Catherine Arches.

Like is anybody talk to them? And they're on their way and Taylor stuck at the mar the Marina and then we see Catherine and Craig driving up in silence just kind of Doom you know, they know they're going towards doom and That's it right I guess well Craig is like Craig is like is that chap is that chap? I thought we were supposed to dress up is that You just you shep in his blue shirt that says, dance contest winter, winter, or whatever it was. So then, so then like they're arriving

and Austin will not move out of, like I guess he took over one of their seats. He's in the shade and he won't move. He's like, they have plenty of places to sit, Madison, this is the same right. It's just big so, like cranky and like truly like the worst attitude of someone who's crashing a party. I don't care if the party was originally meant for him. He was uninvited and then he comes and all he's doing is like making demands and like whining and complaining.

And it's hilarious. It is, I just could not stop laughing. I'm not gonna have them walk up and have nowhere to sit and move the plate. Move that plate, move his plate. So Pringle's like, so Austin goes back to the table and Pringle tells him, so are you enjoying that was once your birthday meal

is now whatever the fuck this is? I mean, listen man, at some point you just like, you don't feel like this is holding you back in life just a little. It's sort of holding you back. I do love Pringles way of just, I think I really have grown to love the way Pringle approaches Austin, which is like quietly, broy condescension. Just like you're fucking sad. Like you're not in my league and I'm just gonna like just give you some hints

about where you should be taking your life. Yeah, and Austin's like, of course I do Pringle. So Craig and Catherine have finally arrived at the beach. They're journey, their passage to Capers has taken quite a long time. And Craig, oh, this is cool. And then Catherine walks up,

and of course the girls are all a matter, which is, so they sort of just are like, hey. And Catherine's like, my best friends can't even look at me in the eyes at this beach because they've all turned their backs on me. I'm like, you also said, raise the shit at the speech because they've all turned their backs on me. I'm like, hmm, because you also said, raise the shit on the internet. So there's that.

And then she's introduced to Venita and Madison's like, well, you know what, how do you feel, Catherine? Don't worry, because honestly, no matter what, Danny's gonna have your back. And she's like, on what? Are you crazy? She's not gonna have my back. She's like, she's always had your back.

She's like, uh-uh. And then Venita is down at the other end of the table, telling Danny, oh, is she ignoring you right now? Cause I'm like yelling. I'm like screaming right now. Okay. Has she even talked to you? Yeah.

And Catherine's like, I'm the thing is I love my friends and I'm very hurt. I'm very hurt. So, uh, their stand-up is continuing. And then, um, and then, Madison's just like talking and then Austin sits behind and goes, oh, watch Madison grunted notice. I sit near her. Aw, and he just goes, he's such a fucking bitch. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm they should start calling this the dick wolf. My right way.

Gosh, they should call this Chicago PD. It's a whole new dick will franchise. Gars. So then Craig is talking to Madison and he's like, are you freaking out? Like he's about to sit down and she's like, I told him he could come if he acts normal. The fact that he's yours, but that He can't even handle that they can't, they can just be friends. This is why they have to cut ties.

And I just know I said, no, these pills are from selling down south. And last night I broke my hand again because I tried to punch a hole in the wall. And then I poured myself some bujolaji, but, but, but, and it was like not good. And now I'm here today. I'm Greg. So, Chef goes off with Taylor because she shows up so they go off to play football or something and Leva's like, you know, I want to invite Catherine to come sit here literally right between you and you, Danny.

Okay, I'm going to invite her like literally right here and she can talk to you. Okay. Yeah. And then meanwhile, by the way, and then this moment that happens cracked me up because it's like literally like a scene out of a romcom. Okay, which is that Shep has the football he's playing and he throws it and he like over throws it and it like comes flying in and it's like heading right towards the table. So Pringle just like makes this like leap to try to block it. Like this heroic, manly leap to block it. But he misses and it just like hits Austin in the back and he's

like, oh shit, what was that? What was that? And he's like whining. All Pringle's like the man and like jumps have try to be like the hero And I was like this is what happens in the romcom that there's always like the bill poleman guy who's like Oh I know a medicine goes good job Pringle Pringle here to save the day She's only too happy to exhaust So love us like Catherine can you come sit here by us? And she's like,

er, I'm just like, okay. And Madison's like, Pringle, you can come say bye me. Mm-hmm. We should also mention that Austin and Craig have matching white shirts and muscle pants, which is a point of conversation. Yeah, they're most of this. As they walk away, they talk with each other.

Madison goes, you guys look like fucking idiots with your fucking matching outfits I'm pissed. I can't even she is she does get pretty nasty So mean and Pringle's like god, you're really a shifter Yeah, he's like Madison Madison bomb is very sweet nurturing Madison and not Madison with Austin is mean and it makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, so then Austin and Craig are talking and he's like, what she's doing is really making me mad.

He's like, let dude, you also said that you were getting to show up and be normal, okay? Yeah, and Austin, like, well, all days, she's been just jabbing me, just kidding me. It's like, I just sit and I just take it. And Craig's like, well, all days you've been jabbing me, just kidding me. I just, it's like, I just sit and I just take it. And Craig's like, well, this is the nastiness that comes out when you guys are together. So, I was like, this is what, this is why I get so frustrated. To the point of like, that's why I called Madison.

Like, I need a illusion that you have that you can be friends isn't there because your feelings are too strong. And I'm mad that you still have this thing. And anytime you tour with any of any other lives you're miserable, I'll talk to you as I have spills over into our time. And I want to have a beach day, but we're having the same conversation over and over again, I don't want to hang out with our friend group. I blame it on you and Madison. Like, oh, so then, uh, Catherine is going to sit with the girls, but she's like, I don't know if there's

room over here. I need SPF for all burn Okay, what's going on y'all what's going on? And Danny's just like playing with her hair and she's like Literally I'm picking said out of my teeth right now Anyone gonna say anything at all anybody say something. I thought you were my friend I thought you guys had to sand in my teeth and would be a good friendly banter to open this up. She's like pulling out her hair while she's trying to talk. Oh, I got my hair in my hands.

Love us like, okay, well, why don't you do a talk and we'll have fun at the beach. She's like, and you talk. Bye. Yeah, so Catherine's like, well, I'm open to hearing whenever you have to say Yeah, making most faces so they go away to talk and then back with Craig and Austin Craig's like, you know what your toxicity is affecting everybody and everyone's gonna start just pulling away from you guys and Austin's like, well, you know This is the first time you said my relationship is affecting me and my life. And that hurts me. It hurts me that I'm affecting you like that, Greg. And he's like, yeah.

And from now on, if you continue to choose that, you turn your back on the other people closest to you. This is so dramatic. So Catherine is now now we go over to Catherine and Danny and she's like, I had no idea you were this upset. I've been texting you since February and she's like, You just did it again. You rolled your eyes. Yeah, she's like, I'm literally listening and I listen by rolling my eyes. What's wrong with her? And then he's like, oh, you're doing it.

Why are you doing that? Danny, so it's like the dumbest fight ever. These two should never fight because they don't even know how to. Like, what do you want to say? What do you want to say? What are you saying? I like that. What am I doing?

You're rolling around. What am I doing? Yeah, then Gwyn's gets upset. She's sitting there. She's like, she's red. Her grievances too. And she's just like, everything's all about her.

You know what? I'm gonna go talk to her. So she goes over to Catherine. She's like, I feel so disrespected. I'm going up there. So she goes over and Catherine's like, your friends coming over. Oh, my friend!

My friend! She's like, well, I mean, I guess you and Madison aren't my friends anymore. Apparently. So Madison comes over and she's like, I'm not doing this. Catherine's like, I'm I mean, I guess you and Madison aren't my friends anymore. Apparently. So Madison comes over and she's like, um, I'm not doing this. Katz and I'm like, I'm not doing this. I don't even know what you guys are doing. I'm not doing this. So she does the Catherine walk, but they're on a private island.

So there's nowhere to go. They're just all sort of circle. Like Danny's doing it also. There's like a whole lot of, I'm not doing this declarations, like from everyone on this island, just like walking around in circles. And so, uh so it's like, when is like Catherine come have a conversation and Catherine's like, you guys don't even know what you want.

Gwen is like, well, then why am I putting myself out here then? And she's like, well, no one knows, including me. So I walked away. That's why it's like the most unproductive confrontation of all time. Yeah, Danny, of course, is crying. I was not ready to have that. And so then they're still talking about what they weren't talking about. So Madison's like, I don't get what's going on. And I went over there to talk to you. And Catherine's like, yeah, but I was in the middle of talking, like you interrupted me saying, what?

And then Danny was saying, huh? And then I was like, but why? And she was like, but, uh-huh. So like, it was important. You were in a rush. It was a recap of the past five minutes of them walking around in sand. So then Venetius, like, listen, can I just hear your side?

Because they feel really betrayed by you because you haven an apologize. I'm like, thank you, Venita, for just saying the simple thing, which is like, all they were at to say is like, bitch, can you just please apologize to us? So Catherine does the thing, she's like, I don't think this is a conversation for the dinner table and so Dan is just like shaking her head.

Like, the classic author, classic author, I'm gonna cry. I'm not ready to say any more deep. There's so many. Yeah, because she tells Venita basically, like, I'm gonna cry. I'm not writing Santa Maria. There's not a lot of... She tells Venita, basically, like, I'm gonna be honest with you. Like, I'm friends with Madison and we can have a conversation, but like,

why are we doing this right here? Like, I've met you. She's got a new... Yeah, yeah, she's like, why are we talking about betrayals with you? And so, Catherine's like, well, let's just leave it at that. So then we go to Pringle and Madison talking and he's giving her shit. He's like, you know, now that I see you guys together, I mean,

there's a lot of needling that you're both doing back and forth. And it looks like you guys still care about each other. And she's like, well, of course I care. But is it long term right for my son being with him? Was he born for corn? Was he really? That's a question, Pringle. Oh, good. Look, the mustard brazer back. Also, we in the middle of all this chef and tailor like walk up to everyone

and shops like, Oh, tailors like, guess what guys? We bought matching towels. And they are both like they both have like green bath towels on as if like it's a huge accomplishment to decide to buy to instead of one towel at bad bath and beyond. It's like pretty it's pretty common to buy a set of the same towel. So um so Craig is like so have Danny and Catherine made up. Yeah. Have you guys made up? I mean you guys are sitting there like nothing happened. And last I heard you yelled at Catherine when she got to her house. So Craig is actually smart because he's like no we, we're going to shoot an episode and I'm going to make sure you guys talk about this right now. So you put Danny on the defense. Yeah, and Danny's like, um, you know what?

Have a yo, but the fuck out. How about that? How about you just open up Craig? He's like, well, Catherine seemed upset the other day because her best friend wasn't talking to her. It's like Craig, you, you don't have the right to say a word. I am sorry Craig. I'm sorry. Yeah, and he's like, well, I'm Catherine's friend and I'm sticking up for Catherine. You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a woman with Santa my team. Okay, you can't talk to me like that. But that's why I'm asking his captor and said she went to hang out with you the other day and then she left after 10 minutes. Oh, so that's on me. That's on me, then. She's like, okay, Katherine, okay, let's come with me. We're going to talk about this

fuck you, Craig. Fuck you, Craig. And Katherine's like, uh, hold on, I got a bad hit. I got a bad hit. I need a you know what I need? I think that my finger on the button. Sorry, Ben. I've let you down. Sorry, but I've got a bad hit That doesn't even work now look new hip. Okay, there you go. Sorry. I'll have to start Keeping my fingers on the sandboard. You are. You hit. So then, Gwen's turns to Craig and it's like, you're upsetting Danny. She's like, she gets upset about everything. Did you see your playing cornhole?

She held the bean bag and started to cry. I don't even know why. Yeah, um, and Austin's like, well, I mean, look, Levis, he just asked if they were good. That's it. It's like, but you don't know the whole story Craig. He's like, well, I don't even want to know the whole story I just want them to talk, all right? And tell me here's something. She's like, Shut the fuck up, Craig. You shut up. Let me go see. She does this, she flips out.

Yeah, so he's like, so then Craig starts being a real condescending dude. And he's like, you need to work on your reactions and emotions, which is like the classic thing that guys tell women, you gotta be less emotional. Meanwhile, Austin has spent this entire episode having outbursts about the seating arrangements. This is ridiculous, it's stupid, look at all of it.

But it's no but it's Dan who has to control her reactions emotions, who's actually, it was actually in the middle of an emotional fight with her friend. Yeah, I'm loving, it's like, you're being a dick, okay? I'm telling you right now, you're being a dick and she is being rational and then it cuts to Danny going Let's stop heaving now Danny may not have actually been Rational to be fair, but it's not correct place to tell her to be less rash like less emotional more rational Okay, so Craig's like we need to rationally talk and Okay, so Craig's like we need to rationally talk. And then it basically like, you know, he's like, so basically they're like, she is being rational on Craig,

finally has a realization in his life. Oh, I guess guys and girls have different definitions of rational. I was like, yeah, people and Danny's like, oh, that's different. And he's like, I'm just saying that guys and girls have different interpretations of rational. And she's, oh, clearly. And love is like, yes, yes we do.

Yes we do, Craig. But just, okay. Then I need to work on that. Okay, thank you. I will work on that. But then just when you think he's reaching an epiphany, like a very basic epiphany, he goes, girls are different than guys.

Our arguments are actually valid because it's about junior lives, but there she does all emotional. Like Craig. You're the one who just, don't be an asshole, okay? Jesus, guy who spent a year raging on everybody because his girlfriend was breaking up with him.

Yeah, exactly. We're not sure the one who just told Austin that like the emotions coming out of his relationship with Madison or affecting him and therefore awesome can't hang out. Isn't that an emotional response to something? Shut up. Yeah, be quiet. So Danny and Catherine are talking again. And she's like, I mean, the reason I'm upset is because I've not got the huge reach out to Leva and said that you're feeling alone. And I mean, if you feel like I'm not a good friend and you can't reach out to me.

And then I have to say Danny kind of lost And I mean, if you feel like I'm not a good friend and you can't reach out to me. And then I have to say Danny kind of lost me on this one because I feel like there's so many things that she has the higher ground on and the one she really chose was, oh, Catherine told Leva that she has no, like she feels alone and there's no one she can count on and that the reason for all of this is because

Catherine didn't give Danny credit in this situation. Gosh, I don't know. I don't know if that's like my, I don't know if I feel like that is like what's worth all of this. It's like, so you're saying that the person who got called out for a like a big racist scandal, you're saying you're upset that you were not like listed as one of her best friends.

She's mad that one minute she's saying you know, Catherine just uses me for emotional things, but then Catherine didn't use her for the emotional thing. She used somebody else and now she's mad that Catherine didn't use her for the emotional thing. It's like make up your mind. I mean, I think at a record, it's just like what she's really upset about is that she gives and gives and gives and gets nothing in return and then isn't even getting credit for it

and that I'm basically, Catherine hasn't been calling her back. I think at the end of the day, it's like she's texted Catherine or called Catherine many times and then Catherine never called her back and now she's like, and I think that Danny does sort of like,

like she does derive purpose from being that person that someone can talk to and she's being ice out of a situation. So she doesn't really know how to handle it. But like, I kind of feel like, like, I just was surprised at the end of the day. This is what she told Catherine was really bothering her. Was that that Catherine didn't say that Danny was like that? Yeah, but that's all she's been mad about this whole time. She's mad that she's been calling Leva and not her. So,

Catherine's like, well, I don't know if I said that I was totally alone. She's, well, Leva specifically called me and told me that. She was, well, maybe I did say it because that's how I felt. And then Danny tells us, I've put more energy in helping her to have anyone in my entire life. And she's taking advantage of me and sweeping me under the rug until she needs me. And when she needs me, she really needs me. Yeah, but your mad that she didn't call you to use you because she didn't know. Yeah, like Danny, Danny, this is not a friendship that has worked properly. It's time to move on.

You're like a lovely person. Like, don't, like clearly this is a one-sided friendship. Okay, it's like down grade two, like, you know, social friends, you're not getting anything out of this that you need. I mean, I don't even know about that. I think it's just gone the way that they have always gone. She didn't get mad about it until the other girl started telling her like,

well, I mean, she hasn't talked to you because she's talked to us or whatever. And she's like, wait a minute, because she was fine. She's like, I haven't heard from Catherine much, but Catherine goes into those shells. She's used to that and all that. Yeah, she's kind of used to it. And the other girls are like, no, that's not really okay. And so now she's like, what the hell? And Catherine's like, this is like, well, that's not really okay. And so now she's like, what the hell? And Catherine's like, this is, like,

well, I think that's different. Like our friendship has always been like this. Well, no, but Danny is like, oh, our friendship is always that like it's like Catherine just disappears. And I accept that about her. She just disappears. And then she finds out that Catherine actually didn't disappear. She just disappeared to Danny.

And that's why she's upset. But I feel like that's not really what she told Catherine. She told Catherine, like, I feel upset because you like basically acted as if I'm not a friend to you. And I'm like, you like she may be very well-be upset about that. But I kind of feel like the root of it is that she just Catherine just didn't call her back. I'm spitting all over my laptop because I've done so many

Austin voice things today that I know and my mouth is just like full of saliva and just like spewing it any second. So Catherine's like, what am I not understanding here? Cause I'm not understanding why you're so sad. And she's like, well, I think our definition of friendship is different.

She is, okay, so you're saying I'm not a good friend. Are you telling me you don't wanna be friends? And she's like, no, you're not being like, I'm sorry, Danny, I'm sorry that you feel that way. Yeah. And Matt is like, hey, I hate to interrupt you guys, but first of all, look at the monster bros. Aren't there two little bitches, where am I right? Also the boats are leaving. Yeah. So everybody has to get stuff together to leave. And so Craig's like, hey, Danny, I'm sorry. It's just, no, you're not. Get the fuck away from me. I'm sorry. Just, no, you're not.

Get the fuck away from me. I'm sorry. So, uh, then level goes up to Catherine. I was like, listen, we're not against you. You just have to figure this shit out. So you know what Catherine's like, I don't even know you while you're talking to me, you know? So now they all get on the boat.

Um, bad things happen with this cast when they get on boat. Not good. Men lose their shit on boats, okay? Like you can say whatever you want about men's emotions, but boats do something to men's emotions on this show. Okay, because they always fucking use it. They lose their mind on boats and fairies.

So they're on the boat and so Madison, as in Gwen's Madison goes to sit with Catherine to talk about their situation. And she's like, listen, I feel like if my friend and a family business, like if they, if they were in such a situation that they had to even make a statement about this, I would have knocked on your door.

She basically is like, you should have, if it were me, I would have gone out of my way to like send an apology, send a message of being like, I'm so sorry, yada, yada, yada, because like, you know, like I'm a friend, minority-owned business. You're fighting a business of being like I'm so sorry yada yada yada cuz like you know like I'm a friend Minardi own business you're affecting our business also minority, you know Well, yeah, minority business. It's hired you as their spokesperson, right? So she's like so you're getting in trouble for all this stuff and then people are calling my dad and being like why are you supporting this idiot and Catherine's like but you don't even know what happened. She just do you even care what we went through Catherine and

And Catherine's like, but you don't even know what happened. She just do you even care what we went through Catherine? And yes, um, she's like, absolutely, are you kidding me? And then it's just silence while Gwen waits for something else, but nothing really counts. So Catherine tells us, well, I'm really sorry that they received messages online saying like, why did you employ that person? But I think they shouldn't have posted anything at all because that was humiliating and in my eyes that was bullying in and of itself Oh my goodness It really makes you appreciate brandy redman's Apology apology tour that is about the worst a worst Yeah, yikes. I mean I listen shoot least being honest, but you know what that was about the worst things She could have said.

It's not about you being humiliated, Catherine. Okay. And you're not being bullied. If you say, if you do something that's like, you know, very problematic, and then people are upset, they are not bullying you. They are being upset. And it's up to you to like, have to like sit in that, you know? Yeah. And we all, it's for all, you know, that's what happens to all of us.

One of these God knows the two of us. Whenever we say said bullshit, you know, yeah, it's not comfortable. It's not pleasant, but that's life. Yeah, you're not the victim. So then in the meantime, Venita and Lava have moved right behind them and the seat right behind them. And so Catherine's like, I'm not doing this with all the girls listening.

I mean, what do we have in audience? Come on you guys. And if it needed, sorry, I was getting sprayed by the water so I moved up really. And Leva's like, Catherine, I am not your audience. She goes, well, you just moved up right now to listen

and she's like, there was wind on us. I'm not your audience, Catherine. Yeah. So then Leva, so then they all sort of like scatter. I'm gonna earn the boat. And then Leva goes up to Catherine and she's like, listen, I wasn't trying to be an asshole, but you know what, you've walked your life like feeling like people are against you.

And you're looking at me like I'm against you. And so then Austin steps in and he's like, oh, well, you've got to understand why she feels that way, okay, you got to understand. And Leva's like, well, what have I done to her that she feels that way that I'm like against her, you know? And so then that's when I was like, well, she feels attacked by every woman on this boat, every single woman and they're womanly ways, they're emotional or rational ways, every single

unbelievable, and woman. How the girls call? Oh, go. It's like recapping what's happening right now. And then love us like wait, hold up. And he was, yeah, every single one and times of change starting now.

And then he's like, oh snap, Austin said some stupid shit. So now all the other friends are involved in the fight and listening and making their comments while they're talking. And love it, tell us, oh no, you listen here, you little fuck boy. Just because I'm a woman and I have a voice and I know how to use it, doesn't mean I'm a fucking bully.

Yeah, it was great. I think this show has always been the best when the women have come together to be like, shut the fuck up to the guys. It's always like two seasons ago when it was like all the women confronting JB or JD. Like when Naomi, I kind of miss my Naomi actually when she was like in peak Naomi form,

when Ward and Naomi, when they, you know, just going at it and like I felt like it was like that energy was like here in this moment, made me really happy. And you love it's basically like listen Austin. Her and I have some issues that affect my husband and my child. So shut the fuck up. And then Pringle, guess what Pringle says.

Well she does keep, she's like, so shut the fuck up about that. Shut the fuck up about that. You shut the fuck up about that Austin. He's like, okay, sorry. It's like, no, you shut the fuck up. And then Austin goes, Lava, Quizzing shut the fuck up. I'm serious right now. I'm serious, even though he was the one who butted in and was like actually being kind of like, he was coming for her when it wasn't anything to do with him. So the poodle goes, he goes, you shut up.

And Pringle goes, Lava, this feels a little aggressive. I'm like, oh my god. Oh my god Of course, these people on this show know exactly the wrong fucking thing That's why that's why I love this episode because it's like it's like it made me so mad But at the same time it's like it's almost Hilarious how they always say the worst thing. It's like the worst, it's like, aha, and it's almost like everyone here it is. I'm trying to do it on this camera. Like here it is, the worst thing that you could possibly say.

It's saying that the woman, minority woman who is like reacting to Austin's bullshit and then she's the one who's like a little aggressive. Yeah, and she's like, listen, I was being kind to her and Austin's like, oh my god, are you crazy right now? I mean, you just said shut the fuck up three times to me. And Madison goes, Austin, you do shut the fuck up and let her speak. And you don't even know what's coming up, Austin.

Shut up. Yeah, I love that the women all just do. I'm like, you shut up, you shut the fuck up, Austin. Yeah, I'm stupid, Austin. She's like, I'm having a conversation with Katherine. So now Madison's pissed because Austin is being an asshole. And Austin Pringle was being an asshole too, but Austin's being the bigger asshole.

And she's like, shut the fuck up. And so then Austin goes, Madison, sit down and turn around. Please, like totally, like this. Yeah, he's like, you know, Madison. You know, nothing. Sit down and and turn around shut the fuck up this condescending bro male like behavior No way to talk to really anyone But it's just like it's just like this disgusting display of Austin and Craig's like see he's a terrible person when she's in his life. Yeah, it's

her that made him a terrible person. Yeah, it's her that didn't is back to the garden of Eden. We'd still be we'd still be under an apple tree if she hadn't fucked it up in the first place. So, uh, let us like Catherine deeply hurt my feelings with those comments, and at the end of the day, this has nothing to do with you, okay? And Pringle's like, well, you did say, shut the fuck off three times. She was, because I want you to butt out of my business, my conversation is with her, okay?

Yeah. Why does, why do they feel like they can just like weigh in on like their, her conversation, you know, like why, why do they feel that they can do that? And then, let us ask something. I couldn't understand what she said. She said, don't be a something. She said, don't be a...

She said, don't be your own enemy. She said, all I came over here to tell you is don't be your own enemy, okay? That's it. And Catherine's like, thank you. Don, don, don, don, don, don't. It was good. It was good because it felt real.

And people were saying, I'm not just things, but it was like, I like that. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't to have that. I think that was something that I think coming into the season, people were really scared about the season because they were afraid that that element wouldn't be there, that this would all be kind of brushed under the rug. And honestly, I'm like really impressed that the show didn't just do like a, like a perfunctory, like, like moments with Catherine where she's like, I don't have to feel bad. And then we just move forward as if it never happened. Like, it's actually something that happened and is something that's being addressed and addressed, being addressed by this group over and over and over again, which I like, you know,

I mean, I don't know if it could, like, I just, I like that it's not being ignored. Yeah, it's not being ignored, that's for sure. And next week it looks like it gets even worse. So they said there's a two-part season finale next week. So I don't know if that means we have two weeks left or if they're going to do the season finale on one night or what. Yeah, I was about that too. I actually dreamt about that. It's not weird. I like in my dream, I was like, what's the two part finale? Like, how is it going to affect my board game

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