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But today is the season finale of Southern Storm.
That was fun.
We'll never find the get Catherine to use the combination of words that she needs to unlock
levers.
So the, yeah, we're back at, we're part two of the finale.
We're at this pool party for Pringle to make Pringle feel better, I guess, because
this kids went back to California.
Another way to feel better, move back to California. So they are all partying and Chef has a platter and he's like, hey,
anybody want a cheese biscuit
Putting his finger in a zeal like a little kid just like you know swirling it around in there
I don't even want to let it my finger right now because God knows what's in there
You know how much my body resists my own voice my god sometimes we finish this show and I have ringing in my ears
from myself. I like your voice. So sorry. Well Craig. Just forgot to be out.
Craig not to be out done. Then I forget who he turns to. Maybe Austin. He's like,
do you want an olive? They're really good. Why not? See Southern charm has changed. Look at
these guys offering random pieces of food to people.
Yeah. Craig could be like the worst waiter. He'd always be down selling. Like,
hey, I'll have the order of cheese biscuits. Actually, the in all of is really good. It's like Craig,
you got to love his sales in the entire restaurant. And Austin just picks up a Patrick Grass.
Who wants some grass? Grass is amazing. It's so good.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, this is a video recap.
So that's why we're just looking at each other.
OK.
So I guess you can't hear us looking at each other.
Can you hear my eyes looking in Geronis eyes?
It's everyone.
So then, Chef, Chef always separates the group
to go do girlfriend things.
I think thinking he's going to get like his own romantic scenes, but the cameras are like,
well, Shep's being an idiot.
We'll just get him from over here falling down and stuff and then cut back to the action.
He's like, let's go take out that kayak, baby.
Good, Shep.
Full circle, good, Shep.
Yeah.
So then when you show Zop, he's like, so bro, so then Whitney shows up. He's like sup row
so and
And Craig is like the one time I saw Whitney get wet was one time he got into a hot tub at midnight and I haven't seen him in a pool since
People on mine today were saying oh my god, when did Whitney get to be so hot?
people online today were saying, oh my God, when did Whitney get to be so hot?
I think when he's looking hotter, listen, it looks the same. I will say that Whitney is the only person in the cast that looks exactly the same on day,
you know, what day is this?
Like day 5,000 as he did on day one.
That's for sure.
Well, his hair is better.
Like, he got a better, I think he just ditched the wig and now just is using his normal hair
and it's like in a much better place.
And that goes far, that goes far.
I think my general issue isn't cuteness or not
because obviously he's cute,
but my issue is he's the guy who brings a guitar
to the party and that guy is like,
not okay with me, he's never okay.
You know, you have to lock your door to people like that.
You know, check their backs.
Check if there's something,
if there's something hanging on your back, you cannot come in here.
I like to think that he got a makeover from Serena Altruel, who I believe is his step sister,
and they had sort of like a teen comedy thing where it's like, she comes in and says, Whitney,
before you go to the big party, we need to change this.
And then they have a musical montage where they go go to the mall, and then he's like trying
different things on it.
She's going, no, no.
Yes.
Because what else is going on?
So basically you're blaming her for his fur coat that he wears.
I'm just trying to incorporate more Serena Alchule into our Southern charm recaps because
it's been crazy that we have.
Who's that?
Serena Alchule. MTV News. MTV was a matter. Sure. Who's that?
Serena.
And she is.
MTV news.
Oh god, I'm 46.
OK, so you should know or even more vividly.
No, I have worded it.
So tuned.
Hello, I'm a theater kid.
OK, well, I was studying drama and music.
You were wasting your life on MTV.
Should I?
I don't go to your about that.
No, I don't.
OK.
Hello, we both work for Beauty and Myri.
OK, we posted.
That's true.
Think down for both.
Mark up and down for both, depending
on what year you're choosing.
So let's go.
Whitney is complimenting Craig on his hot puffy body,
because Craig's muscles have gotten puffed.
Like, don't mean puffy like fat obviously.
I mean puffy like his muscles are like poor.
He used to have like that trim like core strength skinny guy muscles.
And now he's like, he's tough job with it.
He's tough job with it.
Yeah, he looks great.
And so Craig said, yeah, well, I took the unfettered means out of my life.
It's amazing how they keep you so skinny. And also how they make you want to punch holes into walls
but enough about that
So Pringle comes up and Whitney's complimenting on him on the house that will never be his and then they like elbow bump and stuff
And I just put sheps still sucks. Oh, I think because he's falling over on the count the kayak and stuff.
Oh, maybe it's because Whitney said,
oh, Shep, the liposuction really paid off.
So maybe maybe he actually sucks fat out of himself.
So Craig, you know, they're just basically
making fun of Shep.
So then Austin is like, so, Venina,
yeah, we really need to catch up
because Madison says you and you and her go,
way, way, way back, way back, stop.
Savitalk sometime.
And she's like, oh yeah, that girl was doing my makeup
at 17, which is crazy.
Who was 17, Madison or Vanita?
I don't know, how old is Vanita now?
I feel like Vanita's like, and now I'm 19.
Oh my God.
So, and then Madison, of course, goes up to Whitney and is like, dude, how much for that stash ride? Look at me. I'll stay
in touch and someone else is my most stash in flirt and we're talking down. She's going
to do anything to see what I can do. I'm not gonna take the bait.
No, bait.
Taken.
So then Taylor and Shep are docking with her kayak
and Taylor's like, don't tip me, Shep, don't tip.
He's like, sure thing.
And then he tips over the kayak.
And then the camera just plunges into this like
brackish, yellow, water. I'm like, brackish yellow water.
I'm like, how many limbs are they going to have
when they come out?
How many extra limbs?
Like what is in that water?
And let's see what else.
Madison's checking with Pringle.
Yeah, it's a party.
So, you know, there's like one line about,
hey, this person walks across the lawn.
Oh, so then the girls are sitting down
and love a calls Pringle over. And's like so you know Pringle felt like
Last time we were together it was very three on one is that right Pringle and he's like speaking of his
Catherine coming over
Yeah, and then we go over to Craig talking to Shep about what he just learned
Then we go over to Craig talking to Shep about what he just learned from stuff that was very public about Catherine.
He's like, um, so Leva told me some interesting stuff about Catherine.
First of all, um, her name is Catherine.
I didn't, I did not know that.
I thought we just, I didn't listen to the rest of it, frankly.
But I guess she's not really confronting her issues.
Like she said, somebody didn't even know who their dad is,
which is like crazy.
And she's like, yeah, well, you know, she minimize that thing,
which you know, Catherine, always trying to minimize things.
Like, um, roll the clip.
Roll that beautiful bean footage, please.
So Craig is like, yeah, I can't be friends with her anymore. Roll the clip. Roll that beautiful bean footage, please.
So Craig is like, yeah, I can't be friends with her anymore
if she runs away from what happened.
And then we see Madison and her huge floaty parade float thing
that she's brought to try and make Austin jealous.
But unfortunately, it has walls on it.
It's like this big curled over shell thing.
So she can just sit in it alone, and nobody can really see her.
So she's trying to
make everyone jealous, but it's just like a giant floating crazy circle that nobody can
see inside of.
Yeah. And she can't even see who's outside of it. So she knows when to be playing games
with Austin. So while she's in there taking these photos that no one can see, Shepp and
Austin are talking and she's like, Hey Austin, come check out this tree house with me.
When was the last time you were in a tree house?
He's like, oh, actually this week,
I'll tell you all about it.
I'll tell you all about it.
And Madison's just in the flow being like,
who's that, is that Austin?
Is he looking?
But he's like, no, he's like, oh shit bitch.
Does anyone see me?
No.
Anybody looking at me? So Shep and Austin in the tree house, steps like,
whoa, you know, man, tree houses really informed a lot of my childhood.
They remind me of certain pivotal moments in Ken Burns,
some of the documentary, the Vietnam War.
There's something so dangerous and perfect about
tree houses and I'm just like they're not really dangerous from their
professionally made shop okay. Like please don't tell me about your life and
death experiences in tree houses because you're privileged. So then Madison gets
a text and she said oh I gotta take my girlfriend that text about I'll see
you listen to this please tell me you're not without me anymore cuz I heard some stuff about him. Hey fuck some girl last week of my friends
How else you guys are too old to be fucking get each other's houses in the middle of parties?
Jesus Christ cleaning a bathroom after these parties must be like walking into a bathhouse
Yeah, and not make it way
about house. Yeah, and not make it way. So, Chef is like, well, Austin, this is the trust tree. Okay. And I was like, yes, okay, well here, trust this, Chef, you've been a great
friend. And you've been great at trying to, you know, try to push me to be better and reach these new insane new heights for myself
And then Madison downstairs like hey, fuck the girl. Can you believe it? I'm gonna kill him and Craig's like who cares
I mean you broken up right so why do you care? She's oh really?
Let's ask him about it. So she starts marching over to
the tree and chefs giving his, you know, chef has a girlfriend now. So he's all about
girlfriend advice. He's like, you know, I think it would just be amazing if you guys could
just learn to be great friends. And then Madison stomping up, if you're going to be a
son with Miss girls, you better be more time lived about it. Yeah, she says you better make sure they're a little bit
more time lived. I'm like, why are you blaming this girl for Austin, like Austin Bangter or whatever
at a party? Like she's not actually gossiped about. I mean, they did have sex in a party, but it's
just funny that she's immediately just going after the other girl. So then she's like, why go after
Austin? Either you dump Tim, you have no claim to this land man.
No claim whatsoever, especially because she's like,
it is done, we are done for good.
And then she dresses up trying to get Austin to look at her
just to play a simple game, you know,
because she wants to fuck with him,
which is, you know, I guess if you psychologically
need that, then whatever.
But then you're gonna also then be mad about that.
Like, I know realistically,
this is the way people work
and this is what happens with our emotions.
But objectively, it's like girl,
like this is way too much energy,
especially for Austin, especially for Austin.
Yeah, for Austin, yeah.
It's like fighting over a chicken wing bone.
Like the last bone and the thing,
like why are you fighting over that?
The meat's already gone, you know? You've used him up. Just drink the side of ranch, like the last bone and the thing like why are you fighting over that the meat's already gone, you know, you've used him up
Just drink the side of ranch like the rest and there's like a pop-eye of next door
Yeah, I think they're just a they're just addicted to each other's crazy game
And so if their game is that she's always dumping him and treating him like crap
And then he's having to prove himself to win her back and then he does and then they're happy. And then it happens all over again.
Or then he goes off and maybe makes out with somebody and then she gets mad and then he
has to work hard to make her happy.
It's like a cycle.
And so if somebody breaks that cycle, like it may not seem normal to us, but you broke
our game.
I'm supposed to be, I'm supposed to break up with you.
And then you're supposed to come back and win me back.
Like, hello, who told me we were stopping this game?
It's true. come back and win me back. Like, hello, who told me we were stopping this game?
It's true. So then, so Madison starts like walking over
to the tree house, all angry and she's like,
gosh, okay, Austin, play it cool, okay?
If you try to come back at her,
she's gonna go nuclear, okay?
Play it cool.
So she marches right out,
I didn't say nuclear.
He says she's gonna go nuclear.
Oh, I just had to point that out
because she's very proud of his education so yeah please go on so she walks up
she's like you fucking beta bitch you're such a fucking pussy you bet a
bitch you're talking beta beta beta beta beta and I was like good one
would you get that off like the daily mail I mean the What's that daily what's that daily?
Caller. Yeah, I'm like comment threads like what are you gonna call them next fan fan forums?
So then so mess like awesome
Who's that who you stuff with our last weekend and then Austin who is like gonna be playing at cool
So that way she doesn't go new goes there's nothing to tell you okay
you separate your last week and you don't think people are gonna tell me that and Craig and
Shepard like let him go let him go um check zip it we are not talking to you yeah you guys
just do your own things y'all like each other just do your own things, Gorsh?
It's like, oh my god Madison is scary. She's always gonna keep him handy like a little lap dog
Just let him do his own things and love us like she needs reinforcements. I think they're bullying him
So bullying her, yeah, come here, love a, love a puts on her cape and she's like, I'm here to save you
from bullying. So level and the girls are going over and then Madison is like, I don't want to find
that over there that he's fucking someone. Okay, tell me to my face. Maybe I'd want you more. I'm like,
well, what? Okay. And so then Austin goes, stop, stop, stop stop you can't go from loving me one day as the next day screaming gel my throat
That's emotional terrorism, okay, that's what that is. It's emotional bomb Vesk
I'm like whatever cock and so she's you know like storming down and it's like you're beta and what I'm saying is if you're gonna leave
You're fucking dumb or king street slut raps just go be with him
Go with him then he's like what are you care medicine?
If she walks out of this tree house the emotional terror is when
So she goes down and Austin's like, God, you know, like what's up with her?
And she goes, she's Wolverine.
So Austin's like, what I do is none of her business.
Like he's all big and bad about it now.
So then Madison goes down and she's still really mad and
she sits at the pool with the girls and she's like, wait me, take a picture for your mama.
And he's like, as long as you take your two, as long as you take your two top town first.
What you got to be in my.
It's then Austin's like, she always, always, always shows in her true colors. It's like, you always, always, always
shows in your true colors.
I'm like, yeah, that's fine.
It's been two years, though.
So you know her true colors at this point.
You know the palette.
It's like you, it's, you are basically
Christina on the coast.
You're walking into the house.
You see the walls and you know exactly
what colors you're going to be using.
What subway tile
So don't complain somebody okay already pulled it out
You're pulled up the samples
So then we have a little quick cut of Danny just sitting by the pool. She goes oh my god
Did I tell you I ripped out my eyelashes today?
And then Catherine didn't even call me
today and then Catherine didn't even call me I ripped out my eyelashes today and then I found out that my eyelashes called Love of for support. So then a moment that we all were looking forward to Whitney doing a blues riff on the guitar.
And everyone just like looking at them. And then we just are watching.
Then we watch just basically the wait staff
just putting the table together and just know
that he's fucking rich, title, stupid people.
I hate these people, the waiters.
So then we go over to Pringle and sister Jenny, who
are just both way sit his health sitting down. Yeah, I think
like a nice last bonding conversation. He's like, there was
a weird summer for sure. So I think the kids like it, you
question Johnny, question with them kids, you know, don't feel
bad, you did a good job, buddy. I just, you know, don't feel bad, you did a good job, buddy.
I just, you know, I miss waking up with the kids and I miss having them there and I miss watching them throw
Jello at the walls and bounce on the couch and by apps every second on my phone, I miss it all, I miss it all.
You're not the first person to pair it alone or I brother.
You're not like sister.
And then he tells us that coming back to Charleston was absolutely the right
decision because you learned that the kids can have a great summer with that.
And then, you know, now your respects is X wife more for taking care of them full
time.
Bye.
It's like now that's now that's the true answer, OK?
Thank you for owning that.
I respect my ex-wife for taking care of them.
And here they are.
Here they are.
You get to have them.
I'm up.
Yeah.
Enjoy getting iTunes notifications every five seconds
when they're trying to download.
I'm trying to think what game those damn kids are playing now. I can't think of it. Among us or something. So, so now it's almost dinner time and
still no Catherine and then we see her at her townhouse putting on her makeup and
she's just like, we see an extreme close-up of this like purple sort of like,
it looks sort of like the finish that goes on to like a car just on her on her eyelid and she's like
Come on purple. It's supposed to be my call a graphic or something. What's happening?
Um
Is this one they show the close-up of her bathroom door and her coming out because that was horrible?
That was the end. That was the end. Oh my god. That was like a scene out of saw
It was like who is locked in that bathroom all bloody
It was Catherine spray Tanner all over the door street. Oh
Have you not cleaned that up before production comes over
That's what I want. That's what I want to sit down and talk to her about
So Madison and Madison Madison and twins are talking about whether or not Catherine's coming and
You know Catherine's at home doing makeup on the phone and she's telling us, what am I supposed to do except
this label? No. Real friends don't abandon you when it really matters and for them to stick out for
me, they didn't. They weren't even there for me. I just love that that's how she's turned what she's
turned this into. I mean, yeah, you do want your friends to stick up for you. But first, you got to show them what they're supposed to stick
up for. You know, like, instead of being like, whoa, is me? Be like, you know, it's got to
be like, it's got to, as it's said, many times this episode, true accountability. And then
if you do do that, then I guarantee your friends will stand up for you.
And so Craig is, you know, everyone's getting ready because now it's the dinner portion.
So everybody's getting ready for dinner. And's gonna leave because he's like they're gonna start yelling and
I'm gonna get droplets and they gotta protect my mom
So he leaves and then
Vanita Madison, Gwen Madison are getting all guessy that by some guy who's just shit stirring
He's like the guy goes, you know what I bet Craig's real good at this stirring. He's like, the guy goes, you know what? I bet Craig's
real good at this too. I was like, oh. Yeah. And then I'm chef throwing down the hot
lens. Yeah. And then we learn that chef wants to be a dog named Jason. He's like, yeah,
I really want to be a dog named Jason. I'm running around the yard. I'm like, I'm Jason,
the dog, which I think is funny that there is some dog named Jason out there that he just like I'm always so amused by like very normal names for pets Jason
and then guess what the big big twist of the episode
there's a shark possibly a dolphin possibly a shark and a dolphin or two sharks or two dolphins
and they're possibly eating each other or having sex or one's eating one and the other one's having sex.
It's hard to know, but it's all happening.
Yeah, so everybody's obsessed with, are they fucking or is one getting murdered or
are they fucking?
Like, what's going on?
So Craig pulls out a fishing line because that's what you do.
Like, what are you going to try and catch the dolphin?
You're going to try and catch a shark.
What do you do in Craig?
What's the end game? So I was like, Craig, you're gonna try and catch a shark. What do you do in Craig? What's the end game?
So I was like, Craig, we're not catching anything.
And he's like, yeah, cause the rod broke.
It's like a half.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
Guys, we're having sex.
Yeah, so I think we find out that they're having sex.
And then we, the girls are still like,
where is Catherine?
Is Catherine coming to this thing?
Where is Catherine? We are gonna tell Catherine off at least one time this season. God damn it. Where is she?
So Catherine like walks up like
very slowly and
Shepp tells us you know you got it wasn't good what happened
But you you gotta let someone make a mistake. I mean for example like if someone who's never been done anything wrong before
Tell somebody nice cans and it happened to be a homeless person who had can't how do you know? I didn't mean her actual boobs
You know how people to make a mistake
So Catherine shows up and everyone's like oh
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So Taylor Craig and Pringle, they're all greeting Catherine everything and then
you know it's a whole bunch of like hello Catherine,
see your Catherine, see your everyone starts sitting around at the table.
At this point by the way the girls have all dressed up and made themselves
look beautiful.
Pringle is just in a t-shirt and the guys are like whatever.
I mean, I just,
I just, you know, like Charleston man.
So Taylor, they're all sitting there, sorry.
And Madison's like,
Well, I'm sitting in the middle and Austin,
you can see at the end where you belong.
I'm so sick of your fucking trash.
That's the beta seat.
Beta seat over there, beta's trash. That's the beta seat. Beta seat over there.
Beta's.
It's worth beta seats.
So Pringle does it toast and ends with a nice golden girls.
Thank you for being a friend.
And then Madison's like,
get Pringle to dress you're somebody.
And of course, Austin's got one for him.
I'm like, you know, she's sitting there calling you a beta.
That's the last thing you need to do is get up to like address the new guy, okay?
That's the guy's trying to actually
actively steal your girl, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh, we should also mention that during this time, again,
the girls are dressed up and are like,
we are going to approach this like a proper dinner
and then Chef is throwing blackberries across the table.
Yeah. Is our catch in your mouth, Jenny? like a proper dinner and then chef is throwing blackberries across the table.
Is our catch in your mouth, Johnny Carson.
So Madison and Catherine, Madison's telling Catherine, if you read that article on all about the day,
and we see the headline, which is Catherine Dennis,
dates black man to salvage her reputation
after racist emoji.
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the girls, whatever, maybe start with this one, Gwynns over here sitting quietly. So, Madison and
Madison and Catherine's receipts that way, Catherine and Gwynns can sit face-to-face.
And then, Love Us Start Talking, and she's like, you know,
Catherine, last time I saw you, I felt like when you walked off, I felt disrespected
and it triggered me. And obviously we were trying to just finish up something before
someone decided to jump into it. And then Austin goes, what is your issue with me, Leva?
Stop, stop, let it go, let it go. And just point out, I don't seem to remember hearing Pringle say,
gosh, Austin, you're being really aggressive.
I have first said, do you hear Pringle say that this time?
I think I only heard that when a woman said that.
That's something like that.
Pringle's just burping at the other end of the table.
And it's like, let it go, love, and she's like,
no, no, I was trying to talk about something.
You shut the fuck up for a second.
She starts swinging something.
And I was like, you shut the fuck up.
And Austin's like, oh my god, she's still upset about me calling her a bully.
Like, I think that's like clearly an insecurity and an insane insecurity of hers.
Where she feels like maybe she's the actual bully.
I'm like, she's not just because she's speaking her mind
does not make her a bully.
She's, I'm sorry, Austin, I'm sorry.
So they start going out a little.
He's like, I mean, he's just strange to me.
It's like, no, you can just sit there with your
disastrous backfile and he starts laughing at her
and it's like, oh, you want me to,
you want to let me talk now or just giggle like a 12 year old.
He's like, you have been talking,
I mean, you've been talking planning.
So I can't know what, what I wanted to say to you, Austin, is I find you disappointing.
Well, welcome to the club. I love, I mean, come on.
I'm thinking that.
And then love has a bombshell.
Austin is disappointing.
I'm just features parents.
Yeah.
Thank God we got a detective on this season.
And then dramatic musical sting, because it's us.
And I was like, okay, you know what?
Like I'm sorry I said shitty things.
Maybe we can just move past it.
She's like, okay, thank you.
I respect that.
And then he stomps off to the bartender and he goes,
can I have some more white please?
It's a cool.
Yeah, he's all mad.
And if I need us, like, can we talk about this?
RIP and grads.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
So, um, uh, so Catherine's talking to
Gwyn's now and she's like, are
am I already fucked up once?
And the one thing I would have
expected was for my friends to know
me better than that.
And Gwyn's is like, um, you expect
everyone to know you better than that instead of just
like showing up as the good person I want you to be.
Just, um, the good person that I am, don't get me wrong.
I made a mistake.
It doesn't define me.
What defines me is my lineage connected to someone who had a statue up.
Oh, wait, wait, no, that doesn't define me. Tanner, Tanner defines me. Tanner.
Call a graphic eyeshadow defines me. Okay. So for me, it's like, why don't you guys go away from
the table so you don't feel like you have an audience this time. And Craig's like, the treehouse
is a good spot. Just saying. So they go to the tree house of yours. Yeah.
Catherine's like, well, I'm confused because I just want to explain my intention.
Those messages wasn't anything racist or anything.
And I'm just trying to explain.
And Gwen's is like, I understand, but I have to interject right now because like you specifically
said, stop using your minority claim and you have to think about what that's done to us
in our business, you know?
I mean, they're all mind saying that we're racist
because we employed you.
And Catherine's like, I'm sorry to you and your dad
and Gwyn's because that's not at all.
It's hard to explain.
When I said minority claim, I meant minority claim.
Does that clear it up a little
bit? It's like minor 80. I mean, it's like a minor 80 claim to the city. What I meant is
like, I meant to write I claim like it's a new high tech claim that you can eat, but I put
the eye in the wrong place. That's all.
And I didn't mean to put that monkey covering his ears. I meant to put the monkey covering its mouth. Yeah
So when is like he's like what if oh God
No, we're about to say literally the same thing you can do it
She's like well if you want to be able to move forward you have to acknowledge that you've hurt people you've hurt friendships
And I'm sorry are you not looking at me because captain's like
Looking off like looking out to the side.
Yeah, she's like, what more do you want me to say?
How many times I'm at the say?
I'm sorry, you know?
So, um, so then we go over to Craig,
who speaking of stories,
Craig goes over to Danny and he's like,
well, when I was talking to Leva on the beach,
it hit me, a seal, a seal washed up,
and it hit me, and it hurt.
But then I was thinking, the problem is
that I only heard Catherine side, which is what made,
like, which is that you guys made her cry,
and then I realized that I learned that she said
minority claim, and then she said some other stuff,
and I was wrong, and I'm really sorry,
and if I could go back in time,
I would have acted differently,
and if I could have gone back in time a little bit more,
I probably wouldn't have carved a hole in my wall
and I could still use my pinky, but that's for another part.
If I could go back in time,
I probably would have made like gloves
for Benjamin Franklin because that kite,
getting electrocuted, probably heard his hands.
But that's neither here nor there.
I apologize that I can't have time.
If I could go back in time,
I would give pillows to the dinosaurs
because maybe they were really tired and if they had more rest, they could have like fought back that meteor, I can't. I can go back in time. I would give pillows to the dinosaurs
because maybe they were really tired.
And if they had more rest,
they could have like fought back that meteor, I don't know.
I would have warned Lori Dern
to be more careful in Jurassic Park
if I could go back in time.
If I could go back in time,
I would have gone to Marie Antoinette and then like you can have some cake too and
here's a pillow that you can use it off of so it's not just for them it's for you too.
So she's like well we were trying to have a really serious conversation and you just
mantled the whole thing.
I mean it's all this controversy going around with Katherine about her calling Gleffa
before me, Greg.
He's like I I'm sorry, God.
So then we go back to Katherine and Gwen's.
And Gwen's is like, I can't make excuses for you anymore.
I'm just like, this is stupid, okay?
I mean, I would think you'd know that I'm not racist.
And like, you know, I think you would have something more
to say than nothing.
Well, you have to take responsibility.
It's like, you don't even know what I've been going through. Which's like, well, there's always something you're going through, Catherine, always.
So Catherine gets a man and she's like, well, then why are you even my friend? Then if I'm always
going through something, because you were famous on a TV show and you helped sell her clothes,
yeah, there's that to be fair. I mean, to be fair. Yes. But then as a spokesperson for the show,
you fucked up and then made them look bad.
You know, so you kind of,
you kind of like indicated any kind of use for her.
And, but there's also a pretend
that Madison did have some use for.
That is exactly right.
I mean, and also, don't forget like,
there's also a big age difference.
I mean, Catherine is,
I don't know how old Catherine is nowadays, 26, 27, but these girls are like late 30s, maybe even early 40s for some of them.
Like, there is an age difference, and I don't know why they're hanging out. Like, normally,
I don't think that they would be hanging out with Catherine, but they have become friends with her
because of the show. So, but that's, but Gwen's point does remain. Catherine does always have
something going on. Yeah, that does. And she's still, you know, even if she was using her, she's like, you
still ended up making my business look terrible. You know, you can't, it affected other people
besides you. The thing is that like Catherine, yes, Catherine is saying she's sorry, which
is appreciated, but she doesn't seem to really, she sort of thinks it can just end there.
She hasn't really said, like, I'm sorry for how this affected
because of this or that.
Like, there's no, there's no, like, doesn't,
there doesn't seem to be like an awareness.
What's the thing?
I just tried to play it off like she just didn't know.
And she didn't know what she was saying.
But, you know, she did know because like further investigation
into the text, like obviously she did know.
So she has to apologize for that.
It's not like just making a mistake.
It's like being, saying racist shit, you shit. You have to apologize for saying actual racist shit that you understood
you were saying, right? Right. Well, when she said that the only person, last week, the only
person who deserved an apology was that was the woman she wrote to. I think they're in maybe
lies her problem because she didn't feel that she had, as public personality really really you know put it
out there and then that's why I think why these girls are sort of like how am I
supposed to like jump to your defense when like you're like a sinking ship at
the moment you know. So Catherine's like well you know you guys just ignored my
side of things and Quincy's like well what about you you know you play like
you're the victim to the guys and then you minimize my feelings
and she goes, oh my God, whatever.
No, I don't.
You literally just minimize my feelings.
Yeah.
In the past five seconds.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like literally like pressing like her forehead.
Like, what are you doing?
I'm just trying to hit that green button
that minimizes this window right now.
You're literally minimizing me.
So, the winds walks, yeah, they basically-
That's like yellow button, but okay.
Right, the green button I think is, I'm sorry,
there's like demolition happening next door.
Do you hear all that crashing and pounding and-
Yeah, welcome to Watch Out Crappers.
What's, literally a bulldozer out my window
that I'm watching, or Toddler would be amazing.
So this basically ends with Catherine walking away again. She's like just don't be my friend anymore then
Madison's like well, I don't even want to allow myself to get this heated. I'm upset with myself
You don't even respect me Catherine's like I'm not doing this and what I'm not doing this either
So Catherine just stays in the tree house like next like I know other people need to come into my office. So whoever the hell is next get in here.
Yeah, and so um uh Shepp and Taylor are in the point. It's so loud out here. It's so loud. I'm sorry everyone. So um uh Shepp is just lying in the pool and then Matt's like, Chef, you know that, you know that terms don't float right? That's an alpha joke alpha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, alpha.
So then Madison is talking to the group, you know, Pringle comes up.
He's like, hi, honey.
And Gwen says like that went nowhere.
That was ridiculous.
It was like talking in circles.
And Danny's like, okay, I'm going to go on the dog now.
Catherine, you want to go on the dog?
Who's going to dog?
Do not invite love.
If you invite love of the dog, I just want to go on the dog who's going to dog do not invite love if you invite love of the dog I swear to God so she she brings Catherine
out to this dark dog and she's like just tell me how you're feeling oh okay
no you don't have to call Leva to tell you how you're how you're now tell me
how you're like tell me not level why are you calling Leva right now and
Catherine's like it's hard to find words
or like process it.
She's like, okay.
So then Madison comes up, you know, little Madison.
And she's like, a little blonde Madison, I guess I should say.
Little blonde.
Like that's a rude, like the other,
Gwyn's Madison is big Madison, not what I meant by that.
Non-department store Madison.
Yeah.
So blonde Madison comes over and she's like,
you know what?
Gwen says you're back, okay?
I mean, she's upset, but she's always had your back,
Katherine.
So why did you reach out to Liva
instead of the people who know you?
That's the big question right now
because we're sitting with wonky eye over there.
Just answer that.
And Katherine's like, well, it's not that I didn't think
about y'all. It's more like it just like, um, hurt my feelings like. And Danny's
like, yeah, well, you skipped over me. Yeah. Um, you keep going because I'm lost. I lost,
I lost where you are. Oh, you just keep going. I've just been in my own world trying to
keep my head above water. And then so love, of course, is watching it as she does every conversation. And
like judging whether she needs to jump in or not. Love is like, um, you know what? I feel like
Danny is probably enabling her right now. Yeah, probably. So, uh, Venita's like, well,
do you think that she's owning up to anything?
And she's like, I don't know,
but I guess it's time to ask her.
So Madison is so sick of hearing these girls,
like, you know, comment from the sidelines.
So she's like, you know what,
if y'all keep approaching her,
like everything's fine, everything will be fine.
And Gwen's is like, I don't wanna act like everything's fine.
She's like, well, this is running in circles.
Just go down to the dock and make it happen.
All right.
Were you born for corn or not?
Yeah, Vinita is like, well, I don't chase.
OK, if she wants to be, if she wants to sit at the table
and discuss, she can sit at the table and discuss
and eat the corn, OK?
But she's not going to do it because she's not a woman.
She's a child.
So math's like, I am sick of this.
Ah, there's no talk.
There's just so much talk and no action, OK?
All right, all right. All right, let's say to I am sick of this. Ah, there's no talk. There's just so much talk and no action, okay? All right.
All right.
Let's say to her face and move on.
So Craig is walking down the dock with a firework, because he's fed fireworks in this
house.
By the way, so far, Craig has broken a fishing rod and stole fireworks from the people that
are getting this house from me.
So aren't your fireworks Craig?
I found some jewelry.
Madison and Danny seemed, or Danny and Catherine seemed
to be getting somewhere because Catherine's like, you know, I hear what you're saying.
Well, I think I must have like got my notes messed up, right? Because Madison isn't on
the donkey. Yeah. That's why I got lost. I'm sorry, babe. Sometimes my thumb hits the
track pad thing and it puts my cursor in a different place on the pad.
I thought you just wanted to accelerate it.
I thought you just wanted to skip to when Madison's on the dock.
I was like, okay, so then I went to the Madison part of my notes,
but then what you were saying was like,
but this isn't happening here.
So I was like, I'm just gonna let him talk, and then I'll...
So I'm typing really fast, the laptop in my lap,
and I've got ham hands, you guys can see them.
It happens so my thumb hits the track pad. Sorry.
That will happen to me too.
Or like my hand will hit the mouse pad and then it'll put
the cursor up five lines and then I'll be typing on it.
I'm already typed on.
So it happens to the best of us.
So anyway, so, yeah, so Danny and Catherine seemed like
they are making some progress and she had missed it.
She made some bad decisions and she doesn't want to blame people da da da da da and Danny's like you know
I just I feel like you don't feel like you've done anything wrong and Catherine's like are you
crazy and and Danny's like well you know you just you know you shrugged off a lot of stuff and you
could have just said I'm sorry it would have gone a long way and Catherine's like it's just it's just it's just I know if I say it's just long
enough someone will come and interrupt us it's just it's dolphin you gonna come
no it's just so Madison and I'm just gonna sit here for a hot second because those
girls are trying to hear you out and it would be best for you
Just to go speak your mind and Danny's like, I don't think that's a good idea. I mean merging up there
It's not gonna make things better. It's like Danny. We know you're just gonna stand up for her
So listen, I'm trying to be diplomatic and honest. Okay, I don't want her to go into a situation. She's gonna walk away from
It's like listen, Katherine, I don't want you to look
like a weak woman and not address them.
And if you want to address your stuff
and you want to be the queen that you are,
then go over there and you do it.
And this has nothing to do with you, Danny.
And Danny's like, I'm about to whip you up this dark.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I am about to smash you off this dark.
I'm sorry, I won't do that.
I won't do that. I won't do that. I won't do that.
Just, I'll I wish you would, beta.
And Danny's like, this has nothing to do with me. Fuck you. You're such a bully. You're a bully. You're a rat.
Madison's like, well, you're a rat. All you do is suck her ass for 24-7. Okay. All you do is stand up for her.
And she doesn't do shit for you. Okay. So why don't you so Catherine?
Why don't you go up there and tell these girls you're innocent. I'm sick of people talking about us. Like oh, oh,
Madison. Okay, so I appreciate your spirit of like let's just get this done with. I don't know if she has to go
up and say she's innocent, but you know,
Madison. I just love Madison just turning. She's like fuck you fuck you Danny and kiss or Catherine didn't even do shit for you
Madison has she has some real strange issues around power and
And or lack thereof like she she always goes that place of like beta
I'm an alpha you're a beta be a queen you gotta stand up that you got a march You gotta be here, but she has like weird issues about or I don't know what it is about power that she's like working through it all times
And she marches off and Danny's like well that behavior is exactly what you don't want to look like
So man
It just goes Danny. I'll just keep holding her bags and keep talking shit to all your friends,
which you know you do talking shit about Catherine. And Danny's like, okay, just go ahead,
just give it to me. I know you're just going to tell me off anyway. Yeah, that's right.
Well, I feel like you give it to me. And I'm out of line.
Danny's like, I don't want to hear this, she discovers her ears. Yeah.
So, anyway, so they all move up the dock inside,
because it's starting to rain, and they're all sort of like in this outdoor area,
and Madison's like, she's like, well, your friends have clearly heard you run your map.
Your friends are running your map, 24-7, am I wrong?
And he's a stupid trash or whatever, I know,, am I wrong? And he's stupid trash or whatever.
I know, they're just like all kind of bickering or whatever.
And shabber.
In fact, you're a mess.
And I'm not gonna give you anymore likes to stand on Danny.
Could you barely stand that by yourself?
All you do is suck ass like a fucking peasant.
Danny's like, what are you talking about?
Literally, I can't hear you,
because my ears are still covered.
I was like, that is so rude to say to a woman
who actually
fell down on this show, to be like medically removed.
Oh, you asked.
Annie.
So then we cut the chef going, I missed everything.
I'm really sorry.
Is everyone happy?
My transformation is complete.
Sweet chef, also known as Jason the dog.
So captain's like, well, we were trying to have a serious conversation,
but then it went to zero to a hundred went from zero to a hundred and Madison's
like stormed off and I'll pissed off.
And level's like, okay, Catherine, look, everyone wants to talk to you.
Okay, if you can just sit down here and have an honest conversation and bring
those like, here we go again, Boolean.
Yeah, totally. There, totally, man.
There's some bullying.
There's some bullying again.
She literally was so calm.
I was like, can you sit down
and have an honest and vulnerable conversation?
Oh, that seems like bullying again.
Seems like bullying.
I'm like, could you get here
like toxic masculinity out of this
that women are trying to talk right now.
Okay, like, please act it.
And even Craig gets it
because Craig kind of like pulls him away, you know?
Yeah, even Catherine's like,
I don't feel bullied, okay?
Someone tells him,
I think you've had a little too much to drink, Pringle,
because he's like wasted at this point.
Yeah, I mean, Catherine,
who could have like,
this was the proper job opportunity for her to be like,
yeah, you guys are all bullying me.
I'm going inside, even she was like,
no, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, she's like's like, look, okay, it's time. We need to actually have
a conversation, you know, I don't really don't know like the right way to even start it.
And Vinita is like, well, you know, showing up as a first step. And here you are. And I
love when people go into bachelor's speak, it's like, just show up, be vulnerable. Okay. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good or a good
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He's deep and crazy bitches
So Craig starts it and he's like, yeah, you know, there's a lot of people who can't say they haven't done anything not okay
I mean anyone can be canceled look at shop over there and they just so chef like man spreading like
There we go my thoughts together. I'm like we've been waiting for six seasons
So Venita is like uh listen
No one is here to scream at you okay and le And Leva says, you know, what you said
hurt me and hurt my family. And then I've Catherine of course is like, well, I don't want to
offend anyone. I have an offended already. I don't want to offend anyone. Period. And then Craig
is like, well, I love you to death, but you have to take accountability. Also, this table, we're
taking it with us when we leave. Okay, guys, we're taking it for this.
He's like, whoops, just broke a tile, sorry.
And she's like, oh yeah, he tells her to show vulnerability.
And she's like, well, what happened in this is like,
I felt like I was standing up for like, a cause in a sense
because this girl was bullying my
friend. And Vanita's like, well, okay, that's fine. Cause that's
your friend. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that feeling.
Go on. And so I can't felt the need to defend her. And love
us like, okay, okay, look, you made digs that were racially
motivated racist comments. Yeah. Vanita's like trying to keep
it like very therapy, bachelor therapy. She's like, you showed
up, you're keeping it vulnerable.
And Muffa's like, you said racist shit, Catherine.
Come on. I'm just like, but I didn't even know who I was talking to.
Which is like also like if you're talking to someone on social media,
if you're defending some, you got to know who you're talking to.
You got to know unless you're being catfished, you know, that could happen.
But like you got to know what you're being catfished, you know, that could happen. But like you got to know what you're talking to.
So then, Craig's like, well, what did you mean by minority claim?
I'm just, oh, I think what I meant was your minority stake in claim jumper is not a valid
one.
You never bought that sock.
That's what I meant.
It's like, nope, nope.
But she's basically, she tries to say, like, I don't think I meant anything by minority like, she says, she goes, honestly,
I don't think I meant any minority. I mean, I don't know. And then he's like, yeah, I'm
trying to be open to this conversation, but I don't understand how you could use the word
minority and not mean it the way you use it because like there's no other way
that you could have used the word. Well, I said stupid things and there's no
explanation, you know? Okay, well, that's a way to just move past it. So, love is like, listen,
you lived your life in my privilege. It's a bubble
where things haven't affected you and it doesn't make you bad person, but it makes your
person that lives on a difference out of the world. And you can wake up, you know, making
very different choices moving forward or you can continue to be what we expect you to
be as a cowl-hoon. And, you know And I'm happy that my son doesn't have to walk by
that statue anymore in the park.
And what I would love in a fairy tale is that my son
runs into your son and says it's pretty cool
that our moms did that.
That they had difficult conversations
and that we're friends now, which is like a really
lovely speech by Leva.
I really appreciate it.
And Venita's like, well, we can bring you to the water,
but we can't make you drink.
You know, most black people wouldn't really take the time to have this conversation.
And that was like, yeah, because it's not their responsibility.
And Vanita's like, we're tired. We're tired, you know, but they just look, well,
we, but we care about you. So we're having this conversation.
And Catherine's like, okay, well, I really want to listen and understand how I move on.
And she's like, well, you did the most important thing.
You sat at the conversation and you're here.
And you know, if you haven't digested anything,
like if you walk out of here tonight
and then make some kind of statement, it's not authentic.
You know, and Catherine's like, but like more specifically,
like how do I show people I'm not a racist, you know?
And they're all like, do the work, do the work, Catherine, which, you know, it's true. I don't think there's like one thing you
can tell somebody. First of all, don't use racist shit against people. I mean, watch your
mouth, but I don't, specifically, I don't, I don't know that it's like one thing you can
tell people to do. Just don't do racist shit. How about that?
Also, they should probably clarify that when they say do the work, it doesn't mean that she has her
job back at Gwyn's and she has to sort out dresses. She's like, I already did something in the bad
through. This ruffle dress is going to fly off the shelf, Gwyn's. No, no, not that kind of work.
Yeah, I mean, you just, you know, you got to, I don't even know the answer, right? Like, no, not that kind of work. Yeah, I mean, you just, you know, you got to,
I don't even know the answer, right?
Like, I would imagine that what I would want,
if someone did something that offended me,
I would, I don't know, I guess I would just want to see
that, I don't know.
I would want them to be, to do something that would show,
like real, like,
respect it, like.
Don't erase the shit, but I'm, yeah, like,
like, shows real introspection and real like an effort and like an effort
Like it's easy to be like I'm sorry like for people to do something that takes a lot of like
Like I am throwing myself into something to learn, you know
Whatever that may be but like we want to feel effort like it's like this is important to others
It's important to me yada yada anyway
Well, I'm not later effort. Like it's like, this is important to others. It's important to me. Yadda Yadda. Anyway, well, six months later,
Catherine,
Catherine, and some sort of work are still going strong. And then we see the door covered in
Tanner Prince.
Every some work on that door. She's like, I'm putting in the work. I am going to make
I'm going to not clean my door. Yeah, and so then the toilet flushes
And I was like wow those editors are really loving Catherine right now
It's like a close-up of her Tanner covered door and then a flush of the shitter
Wow, they really hate her so she comes out and she's lost like a lot of weight. She's a skinny and
Dun dun dun. She just took a pregnancy test
and dun dun dun she just took a pregnancy test.
It's like, well, you know, this girl's been on this show long enough
to know how to keep it going, you know.
It's like, am I pregnant or am I not?
Ah.
They love a cliffhanger at the end of this season.
They love a pro, specifically a pregnancy cliffhanger
on this show.
They love it.
Well, they really do, especially involving her. They love a pro specifically a pregnancy cliff hanger on the show. They love it.
Well, they really do, especially involving her.
And it's always a Catherine pregnancy cliff hanger always.
This is like the third one.
Yeah.
And then I like that after this whole thoughtful scene of, you know, like, just, Catherine's
going to do the work.
She's going to really be listening.
She's going to listen to like next week on the reunion.
You were slandering me.
You were slandering me. I was like, okay, well,
yeah, I guess I see where this stuff goes.
Yeah, and Craig's hair looks crazy. It should be a feather reunion. We'll see.
It should be. That'll be next week.
Forward to it.
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