Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: Frank Lloyd Righteous

Episode Date: August 20, 2022

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watching the guy clean his eye boogers. So I'm doing pretty well. Thank you. Thank you for asking. Doing pretty well. Okay, so any other things that are on your mind, Ronnie, before we dive into this. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing on my mind. That's how I like to keep it fresh. Yes. I'm like a fresh Westworld robot every day. Just wipe me clean. I'm ready to go. Ready to be a flesh puppet, whatever you need.

And if you did have something on your mind, I'm sure we're talking about Southern Charm for an hour would just basically erase it. So here we go. The bleaching I have to give myself after, the break bleaching. for an hour would just basically erase it. So here we go. The bleaching I have to give myself after the break bleaching. So here we are, Southern Charm. Good old fashioned. Let's gang up on Craig episode. God have missed those. It works every time. Because Craig, I think Craig is probably, well, by far, not probably. Craig is the most lovable of the guys on Southern Charm. But you know, Craig's

pillow business maybe went to his head a little bit. And it's really fun watching people get knocked, knocked down pegs. It's not something. He really is. Yeah, Craig is sort of funny because he's like really lovable until he's not, you know, because there's always a moment, like, wait a second, I've been bamboozled. And then you're like, crack was, crack's always been a dick. And then you sort of like, oh, but he's, he's nice dick. And he makes pillows and he's sweet. And then you're like, wait a second. Like, you go through the cycle of like,

like, rude awakenings with crack. So this is a rude awakening episode, I think. You know, and a lot of it, you know, you see his anger flash. Like, he gets real crazy and screaming and vindictive and mean. And then like, kind of the end of the last episode, I think, like too much, you know, but then you see his pain and he expresses his pain, not with words, because he's Craig. So he doesn't really use though. He's no chef. Okay. No. No. Shep the magic master of words. He's a Craig. He expresses his hurt in other ways. For example, today in Naomi's

home, first of all, nice remodel, great house. So Naomi's done kind of like Joanna and chip kind of remodel, you know, the farmhouse remodel on house and it looks really good. But in her kitchen, we see that she has who is it? Who is that hooker in there? Is McKenzie Childs? It's fucking McKenzie Childs in there. Of course, they take a brand for her. McKenzie Childs does it, does it really? So she's got McKenzie Childs. Well, Craig released his, look, it's my new kitchen video unveiling this week. And guess what Craig's got?

Same McKenzie Childs, okay? And I thought, wow, that's pain. That is real pain there. That's real pain there. You had to remodel yourself into the kitchen that Naomi always wanted for you. The tear. Single tear. Single tear. My cousin, Melissa, texted me to alert me that her mom, my aunt, my beloved aunt, has

now taken on a McKenzie child piece, and that wants more. And I'm like, I'm sad. I'm sad for my aunt. Well, you know, I'm people love their Mackenzie's child. And most of our audiences is women, right? It's when it's made up of women. And they're like, how dare you? Like I'll support you on almost anything,

but how dare you come from Mackenzie's child? And so hatefully, and you're right, you know? And that mostly comes from Ben. I never even noticed this shit before Ben. You've actually just been very supportive. You're just like really supportive of him. And honestly, it really stemmed from the manzoes. I just remember early New Jersey episodes

where Caroline Manzo had all that checkerboard chitin or kitchen, and I just, you know, in between the ham flying at the wall, you'd see this checkerboard stuff and I was like, not into it. So, and I know, and then I feel bad because then people will send me pictures and be like, actually, I have this, it's really cute.

I'm really sorry. I'm like, don't be apologetic. Just, you know, like I say, stand behind your Mackenzie child because you should. I just don't like it. But I think I'm probably the most. Yeah, you don't have to love everything we love.

You know, you're not sitting at home playing Elden Ring all day just because we're crying out loud. So, I get it, but anyway, every people really love that. We still go really hard for it. But recently I bought my mom's friend something from McKenzie's child. McKenzie, not McKenzie's child. McKenzie's not a child. She's childless. That's why she's putting checkerboards all over everything, you know, she looks at everything too much like a game of chess and she'll never get married. Anyway. Wow. You just read her for Phil.

Oh yeah. Anyway, I went on her site or their site and I ordered like three Christmas because the Slady loves holidays. Okay, she has like separate garages just for holidays. It's called oil money, okay? People who have those. Anyway, so I've not heard these little wise men or whatever that go in like a McKenzie child nativity because

I figured, well, every year I could just get this lady something else. Like, there's endless shit at the nativity, you know? Like maybe one year she can work her way up to baby Jesus or something. So it never came, never came. Then it said it came, but it didn't come. So I sent them an email and some real my lady, I think her name's Janice. So it's like, it didn't come, but it said it came. And I'm like, Janice, it didn't come. And she's like, okay, well, we have to do an investigation.

And I was like, okay, mix CSI, you know, go ahead, McKenzie's CSI. So they did an investigation. She's like, sure enough, problem is it's on back order. I was like, what kind of world do we live in? That so many people are back ordering fucking little wise men from McKenzie's child for $150, you know? But I have to say they made it work. So, you know, that's the point. It's like, I hated McKenzie's child. Then I thought McKenzie's child was judging me and calling me a burglar.

Like I'm trying to get double the wise man. Like what would that do for my negativity? You know? Yeah, that's historically inaccurate or at least been me. Yeah. I went from like hating them to liking them to being resentful of them and then they made good on their promise. I got them.

So you know what? Love you, McKenzie's child. And I roll around in the pain you're causing crack right now. So thanks, yeah. Thank you for everything you give us, Mackenzie. It gives us a lot of hope that someday you'll also get my ice cookies. Anyway, moving on.

They were eating them. There was a box next to the wise man. When I opened them, the wise man had crumbs all over their mouth. I was like, you little. You little turd. The, what was I going to say about McKenzie? I don't know. It wasn't about McKenzie's child. It was about actually the show. So, okay. So this episode opens up.

Still, I'm loving Naomi as the new camera. And because she just is so over her cast. And I love when she's talking about like previously on this stupid show that I'm on. And she's like, I decided to find out why Craig was being so moody like I just love you just like like why why was he being such an asshole to me previously it's just so Naomi I love it. Yep, Shep Stog got married before him but everyone was happy for him except the best man who wasn't thrilled that his axe was made of honor. And that insult to entry. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I just love the most positive singer in the world, juxtaposed with Naomi hating everything.

I know. Previously on Southern China, a bunch of garbage people with some lesser garbage dogs got married and got wasted because that's all they have in their empty lives. And I'm including myself and that group. Thank you very much. Continue. The producers are like, you know what? People are complaining Naomi is a little hateful and low energy in the opening Can we get a new rendition of don't you know? Really up Gonna like offset her with some was her name. Yes, able is the name of the singer

Yeah, so like offset her with some, what's her name? Nia Sable is the name of the singer? Yeah. So now we're getting the clips of whatever everyone's doing at home. So Shap and Taylor at home and Tux is still, I'm Tux, little Craig is still in his wedding Tux, just running around. And I like that they're like, oh my God, Garsh, you're still in your Tux.

I'm like, yeah, because he's a dog. He doesn't, like at the end of the day, he doesn't like take off his clothes that's on you to do that I'm surprised that the franche took that shit like you're gonna leave a franche because franchees talk to you they're like they talk to you they're not quiet dogs so I guess he liked it you know he partied his little face off and Taylor's like, he looks handsome, but he still has too many forks. What are we going to do with him? Run Taylor. Run Taylor. Run. So, um, then, um, uh, Catherine and Caleb are hanging out and Caleb's like, Oh,

man, you already have a stain on your white pants. Like, if you're surprised at this, Caleb, you have, this is, if you decide to move over your relationship, just, no, you don't, you no longer have to announce this. It's just gonna be part of dating Catherine. Bromiser on the cuffs. Yeah, you're gonna be leaving hotel rooms

with the makeup and tanner smeared all over this. It's just how. Yeah, you're going to be leaving hotel rooms with the makeup and Tanner smeared all over this. That's just how it is, you know. And she's like, why do you have to call me out all the time? He's like, could you can't keep anything clean, babe? And she's like, you know what? I'm not even going to go there with you because we're about to get no fight. He's like, well, are you hurt? Where are your eyes closed? My eyelashes are too heavy. I can't, I can't open them. Could you help? Actually, I'm busing out at you now. Could you go get the crowbar out of the trunk? Please, thanks. All my eyes are closed. I will visualize in my next meatball dinner. I'm thinking, was this your sauce and try to chose meatballs.

Her eyelashes are seriously like this. They're so big. They're like girls' cars. They're like the old school lift cars with the moustaches. She has like two lifts rides on her eyes. So then I just got, and by the way, if you want to know what Naomi's doing, she's longing on us so far going long enough so far going I'm dead Isn't that the most Naomi sofa to I feel like everything about Naomi is so Naomi, you know

Like you can say a lot of people on this show don't really know themselves, you know, that's not Naomi Everything about Naomi is so near like she's got a shabby sheet couch, you know? It's just like shabby sheet. It's like a girl's all white, bright white, you know? It's just so her. It's so name. I have to say, I mean, I've always been a big Naomi fan, but this episode actually really upped my Naomi fandom because I did not like the slander that she had to endure from mispage, honestly, and Mr. Craig, and several others, and I just feel like they're trying to make Naomi seem like a lunatic ex-girlfriend

who's needy and crazy, and I'm like, no, she's actually not, and I refuse to hear this slander. Yeah, this is definitely not like fatal attraction. I refuse to see this slander. Yeah, this is definitely not like fatal attraction. This is more like I was barely interested the first years of our relationship. So what? I was lonely and fucked you one time in Vegas attraction. It's like a much longer title for a movie

and it's way less interested in you than you think it is. It's like fatal you wanna get a try. Fatal, they're out of try. Sorry. It's like, oh my God, my bunny. Oh, did she boil it? No, she actually just loves a carrot at the door. So Paige is trying to pack and she's like, there are so many boots that I couldn't

even wear because you guys don't have seasons. And Craig's like, uh, but we're gonna go on this weekend. It's gonna be like so fun. And at the very least, like funny. It's like, he had another sentence. I was about to come out and he stopped it with a burble. No, not time for me to do the second sentence yet. As I offered burp below, it's the weirdest thing. I also think it was I love how Paige was mad at the lack of seasons and in Charleston. Like I felt like she was like wanted to write a letter to the mayor. Hi, this is in fashion influencer page. You may have seen me on access Hollywood. Thanks.

Anyway, could you have more seasons because I have like these great boots boots to wear and like I really want to show them off. So could you do that? Thank you so much. Page. So we get a clip of Whitney being like, my friend, my friend of Buford is going to give us like four one of his house. It's an amazing, it's an amazing house. It's like amazing. And then he's going like, whoa, I never wasn't looking at him like fucking cares. So then back to page, she's like, is me? Are we gonna be there? And Craig's like, I'm not even like even if she is there, I'm not gonna like see her stupid face like being dumb and like stupid. So. And page goes, you know what? I trust you so much as much as I trust that there'll be seasons in New York.

And it's her that I don't trust. Okay, because if you're at this like overnight on trip and she pulls you aside again and has like a one-on-one conversation, I think that's like inappropriate, especially if you don't even have like a YouTube channel. So like that was like a calculating move on her part to play with side at an event that I'm at. And I wouldn't even have to, I wouldn't even have the balls to do that, like in the fact that she even has the nerve to be like, hey, come here, for a second is crazy to me. Okay, all right, Paige, now, is this crazier

than when you're dating Craig, but you're still down for Andrea to flirt with you and bring your bags up and down the staircase all the time, so I'm just gonna know where the line is between what's inappropriate, between people you used to hook up with and not. I don't know. There it's like, you're on the TV show together. So you're going to have to talk to the people you fucked and as

someone from summer house, you should know that. Yes. Exactly. Thank you. So she's like, um, you know, you love finding girls who linger. And because that was like crazy to me. It's like, you know, you love finding girls who linger. Because that was like crazy to me. It's like, three syllables. So if we break up, you're never gonna hear from me again.

So like I have to go back to New York where people tell you fuck off to your face and not behind your back. Oh, okay. I've lived in New York a long time and I like that to page, fuck off. Okay, just fuck off. So I've always really loved Paige, but like, and this matter, I'm going to have to go

team Naomi. So, um, you know, oddly enough, she's lost me since Craig. Isn't that weird? If she started, I don't know that one thing had to do with the other, but that's on Summer House, that's when she started losing me. So, I mean, it happens a lot when straight start to date each other. So, I mean, really, honestly, I was like, but what about me?

I know, we just feel like Gaze, you've been cut out of her life. Because that's what happens to us. Really? So now we go to Naomi's house, that's so Naomi's house. And she's just still lying on her. So it's like the third scene of her lying on that sofa. And there's like a doorbell.

I was like, do do do do. She's like, come in. Do do do do. So she has to like answer it and it's Leva. And she's like, why did you ring the doorbell you weirdo? So Leva's like, hi. I had some time so I just came over to start some shit. How's everything going?

You took your back last night. And Naomi's like, oh my God, do you want water? Hold on, let me show off my McKenzie's job while you're in there, come in here. So she does. And put a coincidence, the Craig Green model, he's in love. That was my note, he's dumb in love, it's a fish. Yeah. So love is like, yeah, whatever, they talk about the party. And then Naomi's like, oh my God,

is that your phone, is it ringing loud like an old person? And love is like, I am an old person. That's why I'm like an old mom. And he's like, no, it's really not like into the doorbells and the ringtones today. It's not a new. Or people in her house. I will say, I do think that the

Hermann Kenzie child was nicely offset by her cat mug. She's like, do you want some water? Want the cat mug? So it's Austin who's calling. And he's like, hey, it's like like, oh my god, like that party. Like, oh my god, it's like one of those things we wake up like start thinking of things that like happen like Harry Potter We can do a stupid broken glasses and a whore on crutches Like a horcrux. Do you mean a horcrux? Austin whatever I never read that book of sing BOOKS OF SING! Commissions!

Here comes one right now. So Austin's talking about how he hung out with Sierra after the dog went. For the record, for people not watching, Austin's lips are still moving. I was like, for a Ronnie's impression. And so Naomi's like, oh, did you guys have like a rendezvous? And Austin's like, I have no idea what that word means because I don't speak French, but like, what, did you guys have like a rendezvous? And Austin's like, I don't have no idea what that word means because I don't speak French, but like, what in do you like to know? What in do you like to know?

I'm like, yeah, that's why she asked actually Austin. So please just tell us. Yeah, so he tells us who Sierra is. He's like, yeah, we met in Vermont. And I spent some time with her in the Hamptons, you know, and she was in Charleston. So we went out one thing led to another. And before you know, and she was in Charleston. So we went out one thing led to another, and before you know it,

Rhonda Sue, right there. It's a rendezvous. Austin. All right, well, it's done another word, all right. Rhonda Sue. Yeah, one thing, one thing led to another, and next thing you know, just some good psychological damage I did on Sierra again. Yes. So it was fun to see her again. You know, I some good psychological damage I did on Sierra again. Yes.

It was fun to see her again. You know, I took out her soul. I crumpled it up, pissed on it, put it on the floor, stomped on it, kicked it in a bag, and sent it back. Yeah, the only thing that was weird was that there was some nurse lady who was tagging around being like, does this mean I'm on the show, huh? It's called back to Sierra Strange, that friend. That odd one time friend that they showed,

like, hey, where you live? You know what, I'll tell you, you don't care if you're in the city until you work an all day, okay? That's when you start to care. Sierra's like, am I on the show now? Am I on the show? I felt really bad for Sierra

that she didn't get any screen time. Like Sierra, I know. What the hell? You guys aren she didn't get any screen time. Like, Sierra... I know! What the hell? You guys aren't gonna give Sierra any screen time? Come on. I know, by the way, I apologize for the leaf-blower noise if you hear it, but one of the perks of Crapin' on Demand is you can actually see the leaf-blower in action over my shoulder, which is fun. So, um, anyway, so yeah, I was like, I was a little surprised I did not bring Sierra on, but but Leva asks, so if Olivia didn't have a date, would you be hanging out with Sierra?

And he's like, no, which is just like further confirmation that Austin is just so obnoxious, just toying with people's emotions for his own petty games that he plays with other people, you know, like, he's just a user. Yeah. I mean, there's something to be said about that. You know, you know, we're at least the emergency. It's just a user. Yeah. I mean, there's something to be said about that. You know, you do get less time for a confession. Yeah, it's like dangerous liaisons, but like, it's boring liaisons. It's like bland liaisons.

The man can't even make a proper Harry Potter reference. Please don't send him to it. Let the angels live on. Let the airs on the danger. Okay, I won't. So Austin was like, yeah, you know, I was a mad, you know, but like I was just like, you know, because like I really like, I mean Olivia. So that's it. It's Olivia.

That's one for me. So maybe it's like, uh, maybe, maybe, maybe, Naomi's like, oh my God, that's so cute. Here's all the capacity. That's cute. How is that cute? You went to travel on some other girl because it's feelings got hurt that someone. And then he has the ball to say he actually likes

that other girl a lot. You don't like that other girl if you're, if that's how you're gonna react. Right. So then he's, she's like, if this is something you wanna pursue for the opening monologue that I have, you really need to get on it because I only have a few more to record this season.

So. Yeah, I was sort of like a workshopping some things. Like, meanwhile Austin was being even more of a garbage person, but pretending he was less of a garbage person by saying he was falling in love with a different garbage person, but I don't know. We're gonna workshop it a little bit.

So she's like, oh yeah, I didn't tell you. After the dog wedding, I kissed Whitney. What? What? It's like, whoa, Naomi. Naomi, you got a brand to protect okay? What are you doing kissing Whitney? Gone it's gone now so they're freaking out and awesome this is

Like not as much as the fucking camera of the FaceTime now that you've slabbered all over it Yeah So name is like yeah, you know, it was fun. I enjoyed it So Austin's telling us he's like why like why why why and how I'm like Finally Austin you get to ask the questions that we ask every girl on this show who hooks up with you Yeah, I know he goes it's Whitney, you know, it's Whitney Whitney He's rich. He's handsome He's the boss. He's rich, he's handsome. He's the boss.

He's rich, he's handsome. And yeah, he's the, like, boss of the show. The producer of the show. So. Yeah, and. What do you do again? I know. Yeah, you go to Harris Teter and like,

bring your accordion and be like, that my beer. So Naomi's, but then Naomi's like, yeah, he like spent the night here and everyone was like, what? What, it was bad enough what it was just a kiss. He actually was here, like, you were spooning with Whitney and you didn't tell me.

And she goes, he said, we need to like breathe. I'm gonna go to some breathe. Patricia's gonna love that, she Yeah, he said mom will love this No, how many things that you're not supposed to say while fucking somebody are you gonna say let's breathe and my mom would love this I mean, I will give credit to work rest do Austin did have a pretty funny take he was like did he keep his glasses on He's like I kind of imagine what he just like doing something weird like it being a socks on and saying baby in a weird way like True she's like don't tell anybody love. I of course you want to tell people you've been you have not been on this season Okay, you've been on five minutes of this season. Why else would you do this? You know, so love it's like I mean

I won't but I can't like hide my feelings about it. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Yeah. Well, now I mean, it's like, well, you're like, everyone's going to know within like 15 seconds because you're going to be like doing a winky face, like, huh? Which is actually kind of what happens. Yeah, it really does. And also, the biggest gossip on this show, by the way. All right. She tells the tube that gets gossiped. Gossiped. Yeah. So over at Sheffin Taylor, Taylor's like,

Shep, where's my makeup? Because I had makeup here, but now it's not here. I mean, tell me what you did with it. Did you throw it out because you don't like me wearing makeup? Sad that that's like a realistic possibility for her. You know? Yeah. And it is kind of sad of what he actually did. He put it in some bag and like hit it. Nothing says your guy's being faithful, like putting all your shit in the bag and taking it out of the

bathroom so that nobody else sees it. Yeah. And then Taylor's like's like, are you really bringing your basketball shoes? Like are you actually going to play? Like I love the idea of Shep is like, oh gosh, we're going to Frank Lloyd Wright House. Can't wait to do some lay ups. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe So don't worry there. There's just my basketball loafers It's my basketball blazer I got fresh patches for it on the elbows should we call Whitney and ask them about the entire course? So they do and it's like I mean it's like

Chetly casual so pack your cardigan. I mean I'm gonna check them with staff. So just move me there. I'm gonna go early. Just check with the staff. And then the scene sort of ends with, it was like if ends in a very metaphorical note because it ends with the chefs like in bed and then Taylor's like on top of him and they're like cuddling and he goes, get off of me and she goes, but you're holding me down.

And I was like, if that could ever be the summary of their relationship. No kidding. It's the perfect explanation of their relationship. I mean, Jesus, you can save money on the paradise. Just show that clip. It's like, there you go. So now it's people backing time. So back to Taylor finishing up Puzzle. She's one of those people who like finishes a jigsaw puzzle in the Guss. I think it's a cat hanging from a

Pole I think it might say hang in there It's a cat hanging from a pole it says hang in there the puzzle is finished There's no pieces missing you got it So Everyone's packing and everyone's bringing their luggage to the coach bus and everything and I don't know, Taylor's complaining, her bag sort of skips on the cobblestone and she's like, Taylor, that's what happens when you pack. Like you're going on a month long vacation.

You're the architect of your packing demise So everyone starts arriving and it's awkward with Olivia in Austin and Naomi shows up and cracks like just cuz me homie is hanging out with my friends doesn't mean I'm not gonna be normal Okay, cuz like I'm fine like I'm happy. my friends doesn't mean I'm not gonna be normal, okay? Cuz like I'm fine like I'm happy. I'm totally normal like I'm totally fine I was just drinking tea out of my checker port my checker portee cuddle today thinking about how fucking great I am got a glad I have a farmhouse kitchen now

And then they always like um, I'm like a grown adult and I'm gonna say hi And I think that boundaries are clear and I'm gonna say hi and I think that boundaries are clear I'm gonna mind my own business You mind yours and I'll be nice and that is it So chef's like gosh you guys this house is gonna be amazing There's gonna be a big staff there because the house was dumped by Frank Lloyd, right? Which probably America's most famous architect. He built his house and his friend bought it,

and then they're gonna take it over for a really big time. I have a lot of thoughts about this. First, the idea that Bravo is taking the cast of Southern Trump to Frank Lloyd Wright House is hilarious to me. The second of all, I love that show, it was explaining Frank Lloyd Wright to everyone. He's like man's planning Frank Lloyd Wright. And then third of all, I love that ship is explaining Frank Lloyd Wright to everyone. Like he's like me. I'm explaining Frank Lloyd Wright. And

then third of all, I was like, I was like, I'm surprised like, Chef didn't mention. I'm sure there's like a Frank Lloyd Wright documentary that ships. So then I was like, let me look up a Frank Lloyd Wright documentary so I can make a joke about it in Chef Voice. So I looked it up. There's

a Frank Lloyd Wright documentary and guess who made it? Ken Burns. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm, where's Catherine? This is Catherine, it's quite an always late, right? So they're like, where's Catherine? So let's cut to Caleb and Catherine. So he's like, it's gonna be cold. So you're gonna bring, you're gonna bring some nice shit, right? Don't forget, it's gonna be cold. And she's like, it's kind of weird. We're going on a group trip.

Cause I feel like our relationship has taken, has like taken a turn really fast. And like, I don't even like, I don't even realize it was turning. Are you asleep? No, I just, my eyelids won't open again. And he's like, yeah, I do agree we're in a weird place. And she's like, yeah, I think the outside drama just created more tension, which it shouldn't have. And I feel like we've been fighting so much. And I just, I don't want to have to make meatballs for this again.

He's like, yeah, just be friends. I don't want those meatballs again. We'll just be friends. So she just goes like, you know, she does that hand wave thing. She's, yeah. And he's like, so I'm just going to leave thing? She's like, yeah. And he's like, so I'm just gonna leave. And she's like, yeah. I was like, can I go on the chip now?

No, you can't. I have a theory. The real reason why they were not on the trip was that the Frank Lloyd Wright Institute of America called up and said, hi, so this is a historical house and we can't have any bronze run. I need the furniture because those are Frank frankly right originals. Like, oh, okay, one second, Catherine, you're not invited. So,

Sep calls her and she doesn't answer. And Olivia's like, well, I talked to her like a couple hours ago and she was coming. So, I mean, I'm sure she's going to be coming because like if she's not coming, and I just talked to her that like something must have happened then And so Catherine text Craig back We've got you so Catherine text and Craig reads it and it's like Catherine text it's like I'm not going on the trip me and Caleb are in a good place like he wanted me balls I wouldn't do it. I didn't have any tomato base like what do you make rice with?

So I don't think she's gonna come like oh my god. Can we just fucking leave Like I make all this time and you're not even fucking this is a bad move for Catherine also She's yeah, the Caleb is leaving like what does she care? She should not be missing a group trip not a good move She's a little disconnected from the season, and I noticed that in the trailer, she wasn't, they were not, normally Catherine is like the center, and I noticed that she was very periphery in the trailer.

So, I agree, this is like a weird, did they demotor to like friend of kind of? I think they might be trying to like move away from her, because especially the problematic stuff, I think Prabo's like, let's focus on, you know, America's man Austin. So the face of America. So anyway. So Mark, they're now they're driving off to Frank Lloyd Wrightville and Marcy's like So how's Greg enjoying married life and chap is like gosh well little Craig he's spending some time apart like Caleb and Catherine High five Catherine. Oh, I forgot she's not here. Sorry. I Like when Marcy came on the bus with her husband John

She's like, I everybody I'm here even though I'm pregnant And he's like yeah, I'm here with my pregnant wife. I was like, oh, geez, the both of you. I laugh you let us know you were pregnant. We couldn't tell, Mars. So Austin's like, so, Olivia, where's your date? Huh? And she's like, where's my date? He's not coming, but like, it was super fun.

I enjoyed it. So. And he goes, I'm sure you did. Like, is this your way of like winning her over with these like passive aggressive Salty remarks and so she's like, are you jealous? He's a little bit. I mean, I was on the altar with my fucking ex. I was like, oh, I Somehow I missed that. I don't think I heard it the first 45 times. He said that last week. They'll start laughing at him and She's like, yeah, that's why I had a day He says well like I would want to be in a room like why the fuck were I want to be in a room with an axe the truly horribly

Am I right? It's like Harry Potter wanting to hang out with I don't I don't really see the real see the mills be honest. I really never saw the movie. I don't know Did he and her her mind he ever hook up or something? Well, you don't want to get the novelty from Madison because like, I forgot. It may be something. So you're never getting the apology from Madison because she doesn't think she did anything wrong.

She's like, what? I'm just telling everyone what a pussy is. So, um, so sorry, are we having, we may be having a slight lag moment. I'm not sure, but I apologize to anyone listening to what is going on. So then turn off your safari, turn off your drop box, turn off your Twitter. Off. Everything is turned off. I believe you. Yeah, well you have to love you. Love you. I don't believe you. Wow, we need to give a screenshot program. I swear everything is turned off. Yeah, we're back. We're back.

It's just like a moment. there was there was a moment around the ML Distant question where things got a little choppy. She had that. Rejected that. Yeah. Skype was like stopped trying to make Ronnie look stupid. He doesn't know about the stuns character. He read the books first. So anyway, so yeah, Austin's just going on and on about Madison as usual.

And then Vinnie is just like texting in the corner. And then Austin's so condescendingly, by the way, he turns and goes, I hope you're not texting Matt, and every single thing that we say, as if he is not the town gossip, by the way, as if he does not act as the town gossip. This very episode by telling everyone about Naomi and Whitney, but then to Vinnie, I hope you're not talking about anything I was saying. Like, actually, I'm not sure if she is, but then to, to, I hope you're not talking or giving me the other thing. Like, actually, I'm not sure if she is, but I hope she is now.

Yeah, and she's like, no. And he's like, well, hope not. She's, do you want to see it? No, I just, I don't rule that way. Okay. Also, I thought it was funny that when they're talking about Madison, how Taylor's like, oh my God, that was so mean. She gone from a pussy. That's just not cool. And Naomi's like, oh my God, that was so mean.

She gone from a pussy. That's just not cool. And Naomi's like, yeah, like if I was her fiance and I heard the girl I was talking to, taunting her ex, I would like to be freaked out, shut up. You just fucked with me. Like I don't think you should be making judgments on anything for a while, okay?

You're in time out. Yeah. Yeah. So they arrived at Old Bross and they're getting off the bus and everything and like there's a staff that comes and greets them and Leva's just saying that she's still in shock about Whitney and Naomi because it's like discovering her cousins are hooking up. So they go on this like tour. Stop judging my family.

So Whitney is like, so this is yeah, he gives like the same spiel that Shep gave them in the bus. He's like, well, this is Frank Lloyd Wright. And he was like the most American, the most amazing American architect there ever was. Or who cares? My God, where's the bar? Yeah, they're in like, I mean, it's like a pretty,

it's, I think it's kind of like a privilege to be able to spend a weekend in like a, like, you know, a Frank Lloyd Wright house that's like on the historic register or wherever it is. And then of course, Austin summarizes it by saying, this house is perfectly set up for Whitney's aesthetic, 70s porno house. I'm like, okay, well, it's actually a Frank Lloyd Wright house,

but you do you, Harris here. So he's showing everybody their rooms. And after an Austin's like, oh my God, it's so hard not to look at that. And like so are we keep like looking at each other while Whitney's giving Naomi the best room. We just keep like looking at each other. Because of course Whitney's like,

madame, may I show you? I know. He puts everyone in their own cage. And then he's like, there's only five rooms left. So if you like to have a choice, everyone has like double up. Like even Olivia,

isn't like Olivia stuck with Taylor and Shep and there's like two full bedrooms that Naomi can choose from. He's like, I've only got five masters in this house. So Naomi picked one and all of the other ones next to that one can stay empty just so you know what a queen you are. We never hooked up, everyone. Never hooked up.

So then Austin is, yeah, they're saying that it's like so hard to look at Austin and level harping a hard time. And Austin's like, you know, for a secret like this, it's 24 hours That's how insane the secret is. That's the greatest period I'm giving it But then again, I already told Shepp and Taylor so okay, a 12 hour grace period Hey, I wonder what Marcy's doing. It's gonna Marcy's room. So Marcy's like wow, it's a room I can't believe they could fit me in a room because I'm pregnant John's like oh my god. Thank god. I'm here with you my pregnant wife.

Thanks John. I Wondering how many cradles I could set up in here, you know for pregnant people like me Remind me to call mom and ask her for a travel cradle So So now Craig and Austin are like high-fiving through a wall. They're like amazed at, like, oh my god, it's a wall, but it's thin. Craig's like, yeah, like, it's amazing to see a wall that's this thin that doesn't have a hole from a butter knife in it.

It's crazy. Yeah, but Craig, it's so thin. We can like high-five through the wall, Craig. Put your hand on the wall, Craig. Put it on the wall. He's like, alright, my amt on the wall. I feel you, Craig. I just through the wall Craig put your hand on the wall Craig put it on the wall He's like all right my hands on the wall. I feel you Craig is feel a wall really What in the dead man walking are these two? Do you like seasons or end in the Sean Penn all over again? It's like prison before they came up with that like bulletproof glass

Put your hand up to gift the wood like Imagine my face. That's not good. So then, and meanwhile, Shepa Taylor and Olivia's room, guess what? There's a lizard. There's a lizard. I was like, why is Whitney there? But then Shepa's dead on time.

Naomi's dating that. Naomi's dating that lizard now. Yeah, so there's a lizard in there, which this, you know what, I'm sorry to say, I know that I'm an ignorant, ignorant person, and I'm just going to preface it with that and not feel bad about it. I don't want to stay in that house. It just looks old and unkept, okay? And that room looks unswept and the sheets look dirty.

And of course, there's a lizard in there and there's also other stuff from the outside on the ground, like it hasn't been swept. It looks creepy and gross and smelly, okay? It looks like moist, it looks like moist wood from like the 70s still, like lingering, the smell is still lingering in there. There is Saturday, okay?

Fine, take me to a marriott. I will say this, I would say there to be like, what's it like to live in a Frank Lloyd Wright house, but I probably would not want to live in it. How about that? Okay. I'm like, can we find a compromise, even though we're not arguing about anything?

So there's a lizard. And so they, like, a lizard is like, oh my God, it's a lizard, it's a lizard, it's a lizard. And so she's like, gosh Taylor, you do it, I'm not good with serpents. Hello, and then. Taylor put it in the cup. Do it Taylor put it in the cup.

Taylor, I can't deal with it Taylor, put it in the cup. Oh my gosh, she put it in the cup. Put it outside Taylor. Put it outside Taylor, what are you doing? Put it in the, okay, she put it outside. I can't believe she caught that thing, by the way. Lizard is so fast and skittish, but she's like, listen, if I can lock down, I can lock down a lizard, okay?

Right. So then they all have gifts bags in their room and they're all impressed with these peanuts. They got that are pickled peanuts. I was like, wow, pickled peanuts. And Craig on the other side of the wall is like, dude, I got a buck. He's like, oh, I got pickled peanuts because yeah, wow, pickled peanuts. And Craig on the other side of the wall is like, dude, I got a book. He's like, oh, I got pickled peanuts because yeah, I got pickled peanuts. Hey, interesting, try your peanuts.

Hey, I'm putting a peanut up against the wall. Try it. Try it. They're gonna just start stringing up like Christmas lights on that wall and see if there's like peanuts in the under upside down. So then now Taylor is gossiping. Now we're finally like getting into some gossip. So Taylor's gossiping with Olivia about Whitney Naomi and Olivia is like, she's like,

did they hook up? And she's like, that's the word on the street, Giselle. I heard it from Austin. I guess there wasn't that much gossip that. I thought there was more. I just started to read it. I was like, oh, and then there's this juicy gossip session where they say one thing. I just like that it took Olivia so long because Taylor's like, well, I guess the cat's out of the bag because Whitney was telling Naomi what bedroom do you want. And Olivia's like, yeah, I heard him say that. Wait, yeah.

Are they hooking up? Look, you see her go through the whole process. She's up in Taylor just staring at her waiting for her to get it. So then when you go to a webpage and it's not quite loaded, you're like, come on, Yahoo. She is. Yeah, let's be honest. She kind of is. There's like only a target ad. You're like waiting for the rest. You're like kind of is. There's like only a target ad. You're like waiting for the rest. You know, why is it so easy for the target ads to load, but the rest of this. Yeah, she's like a pre pre pre pre pre just like a pre roll.

So then um now it's lunch. So and they've set up a beautiful buffet courtesy of Costco of little, I don't believe that Randy made that I believe he went to Costco. He got the, he got the, he got the wraps and he put it out and by the way, not complaining I love those wraps, but I just want to say that that was something of Costco lunch. Well, he is a Costco Michael. Let's be honest. Sorry, Randy. He can't be a Michael to you. Preview yourself. Until then your Costco Michael. Okay, sir. So then let's see, Olivia sits down with Craig. She like, can I sit here? He's like, well, yeah, you can see here,

but like you're boyfriend, oh, they all come online. She's like, kind of care, I'm not listening to what you said. I just like, I haven't really talked to Austin since like the dog wedding. So, you know, what do you think of that? He's like, is it because you had a date? You had a date there. You had a date there at the wedding.

Yeah, and then meanwhile, it cuts to Austin at a different part of like this dining area and he's just like standing over, cause there's gonna be an afternoon activity where they can ride horses, HEVs, and things like that. And so Austin's saying this is hilarious. But he's standing over some of the girls and he goes, and he has all this food in his mouth

is full of food. And he's pointing, he's like, you're worse, you're worse, you're ATV. I'm like, and now they're all cold sloths, or because you've sprayed everything out of your mouth onto their heads. So back to Olivia, she's like, yeah, I'm like, Austin jumped to all sorts of conclusions.

And I mean, you know me, you figured it out. Well, kind of. Yeah, but Madison, that's a different kind of ex. He goes nuts about her, but then I see them in a corner together talking about it. Yeah, I'm like, wow, real struggle, Austin. I mean, I adore him based off of nothing, but I'm not going to stick around and figure that out.

That's like weird. I mean, I think she needs to move on. I mean, like, don't waste your breath with Austin Olivia. It's just such a phony relationship. I'm not really pying it. Like, why do either of you care? You've been out two times. Yeah. Who cares?

Like, one shared touch order does not a relationship make. No, so they go to write their ATVs and their horses, Like one share touch order does not a relationship make. So they go to write their ATVs and their horses, which everybody already knew about, because Ben spoiled it. Sorry. Actually, Austin spoiled it. I just reported on what Austin said. Yeah, that's true. So then it's wacky.

It's like one of those wacky moments. So then over at the horses, Rick and Tammy, the horse people are like, how were Rick and Tammy? We're the horse people. We figured Rick and Tammy get on with they get with just real. So they try and teach them how to ride and Naomi's really good at it. And Olivia doesn't know how to do it at all. So she keeps like at one point, her horse just starts turning in circles. And then at another point, her horse just runs into a tree. I'm like, wow, you're not only bad at writing,

the horse is bad at forcing. The horse really, I think the horse actually knew exactly what it was doing because it was like going right next to the tree, it's having the branches were getting all up into Olivia's face. And then of course, Rick and Tammy or whatever the names were, we're like, we call that a hairbrush. They all look like a lands-end catalog. They just were sort of like marching along there and like the like the leaves and everything and

Yeah, it was just like going back and forth the horses and ATVs I'm surprised no one broke their neck. So you know, that's good. I was like I'm not getting getting on an ATV with Shep or Craig or Austin ever. Okay, never. So um, uh, set the girls who were horseback riding like chill at a picnic table or whatever and just gossip and then Shep comes by and then ATV going really slowly like a mower like kind of a lawn mower. And he's like, Taylor! Taylor! lawnmower and he's like Taylor Taylor Taylor say hi chef's like Taylor she's like why does he yelling Taylor just that's what he does he just yells Taylor a lot or he'll be like Taylor water and I'm like get your own water so what about you and your new love interest no I'm just, I would hear that in my nightmares.

Daylar, daylar, daylar, I'm no offense to you. So Naomi's like, yeah, I don't have a love life. And Taylor's like, really? Are you sure? She's like, I mean, yeah. So Olivia's like, yeah, I asked Naomi what dating was like in Charleston and she was like horrible. And I was like, okay, I saw an answer.

Have you tried going on a date with your parents? Because that sometimes works. My parents were so funny on our dates. So Taylor is like, she's asking about Zach and which was the guy that that Olivia brought to the dog wedding And Taylor was like, you know, when you showed up with Austin, I was like, who's that guy? And and and awesome was like, who's that guy? And I was like, it's her date and they all means like, um Let's just cut to the chase like I don't know if you know this but like when Austin saw they run a date He like caught up Sierra and like he told Leva and I that they like hung out,

said some, said that like, Ron Davu, not sure. Um, um, Ron to crew, something like that didn't really understand. And Olivia's like, wait, Sierra, hold on, you see the little target ad pop up. Like, come on, you can load, babe, you can load. The singer, how, you can load the singer. How, what? I thought she was Russell Wilson. What, why was she dating Austin?

Like, okay, Olivia, see a different show on Bravo. You really have to get, you didn't go to Bravo orientation. Did you? Yeah. Well, I can see that your page isn't going to load. So since you can't jump to this conclusion,

I'll just do it for you. Um, I don't know if who's retaliatingating against you having a date or what he was doing. And she's like, but then how does he have feelings about me having a date with no history, but then he had a date with so much history. So yeah. And now it means like, well, he did that because he has feelings for you. And he thought you were like going on dates with other people. He's just emotionally immature.

I'll just say it right now. He's emotionally immature. Yeah. So obviously it's like, well, this is bullshit. Well, no, she's like, oh, but I just want him to like be able to trust another person. You know what I mean? Well, and that's what she says next. Yes. Because, because Naomi says,

I mean, there's just like how he and Madison operate, it's like tit for tat, and they're just like, like he doesn't seem to realize it doesn't have to be tit for tat, and that's what Olivia's like. I just want him to trust another person. No, no, no, no.

Like, do that. I don't think that out on his own time. Yeah, but also you tatted first. You know what I mean? He tatted and then you tatted. Or no way. He tatted. I actually don't forget that out on his own time. Yeah, but also you tatted first. You know what I mean? He titted and then you tatted or no way. I don't think that she was titting to be honest. Because Marcy was like, I have a date for you, I have a date for you to sit

because like if he doesn't shit and he's gotta get off the pot, okay? Now I'm sorry to like kind of refer to you as like shit and be someone being on the pot, but I'm pregnant. That's what we think about, all right? Yeah, I don't know. I think I don't think that she went on that date to make solely to make Austin mad.

I think she's just like, you know what this guy, like he's just hung up on his ex. I gotta move on and she has some of the work. I think she was saying like, if you wanna date me, you wanna, you have to like commit or I going to start dating other people. So I'm bringing this date. Yeah, I think that's part of it for sure.

I'm just saying I don't think it was like a, I feel like a tit is like a soul. It's like solely titty and I feel like it was secondarily tipped. I think it was like, firstly it was like, fuck it. I want a date and I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do with this awesome thing. And then on a secondary level as a fringe benefit, there's some tit in it, you know?

But Austin was full tat. Austin was a full, it was a full tat move. That also great collateral damage. She would have been tat then he would have been tit because it's tit for tat. So he was giving tit because he gave to tat. You're right, he's tit. She was tat, but she was secondary,

she was ancillary tat, but he was full on to it. So that's how she's like, I just want him to be able to trust another person. Yeah, but you're also playing games with him. Like, and don't make me stand up for Austin, but I'm just not sold on Olivia yet either. I'm so she's funer for sure. She's I'm team Sierra. And this one. How about that? In this, in this, in this, I'm, I'm, I she's I'm team Sierra in this one. How about that in this I'm this our good would write at this point I'm Frank Lloyd wrong. That's what all y'all are. Okay, I'm glad you're all sharing a roof together Team Costco some more ATVs and now they're done with that and so

They're all like reassemble and what needs like all right, so dinner's in like 90 minutes So everyone just you guys you guys can all just like you know Decompose and like wow decompose. I was actually surprised that they were all like wait wrong word. I thought But it's actually like the perfect word like uh, so just you know Just decompose Just slowly decompose. Isn't life just one long decomposition? Really?

I mean, it's what's happening to my brain when I watch. Yeah. So then Craig and Austin, Craig is like holding this statue. He's like, what should this statue's name be? And he's like, I feel like that's like a Deborah or something. And he's like, well, I think that, I think that she likes checkerboard teapots. Come back to me.

Come back to me. Commissars, here comes one right now. So Naomi is like, Naomi spilled her makeup and she's like Frank Lloyd Wright did not think about a makeup station. You know like the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright is like there's a legend in the corner turn around turn around. So then Whitney is talking to the party planner Jacqueline. He's like, wow, you guys are definitely crazy for a Frank Lloyd Wright house. I mean, you do know that this is a Frank Lloyd Wright house,

right? He's like, okay, listen, okay, we're gonna, no, just someone what you're gonna do for dinner. She's, okay, well first, we're gonna have a walk around the table, okay, look at the table, okay, it's all set. So we're gonna walk around and first, we're gonna light some candles. Is this really your job? Who is this lady? I know. She's actually just someone who walked up the

driveway. She's like, oh, I'm just gonna fake it till I make it. I hope you'd fucking light the candles. Why does that have to be on your list? Light the fucking candles. So then over in Marcy's room, guess what? Wow. She like looked at her phone, because hello, Marcy, you have 21 days to go. Wow, 37 weeks to have a day. I had to break that. I actually had to say 21 days until what? And then I asked Siri and she said, Marcy, you're pregnant.

And they were, oh my God, finally my mother will love me. I'm pregnant. I'm definitely pregnant. Ah, so pregnant. And then chef walks in and he's like, gosh, I brought you drinks. Hey, wants some burgers? He's like, no, I can't.

Because John, you want to do this one? She's pregnant. That's pretty good, John. Austin and Craig, Craig's like, so are things awkward between you and Olivia. He's like, yeah. And he stems from Olivia bringing a dick. I just want to pretend that it doesn't freak me out, but it did freak me out.

It did, it did freak me out. Yeah, he's got to get over it. So then Taylor, me while Taylor and Olivia are talking about it and Taylor saying she doesn't want to assume that Austin and Sierra hooked up, they hooked up. They hooked up. Of course they hooked up. Actually, you should assume that. You should hooked up. They hooked up. They hooked up. Of course they hooked.

Well actually you should assume that. You should assume the worst with Austin. So then back to Austin and Craig and he's like, what awesome, were we talking to Olivia that I lunch? Is what I use to find on us? Oh, I poked myself in the eye. No. This is actually not a runny joke.

This is actually something that happened Yeah And so Austin's like now I'm like what the fuck is going on and Craig's like is it a bad thing or Are you talking about us the whole time which I didn't really understand what he meant by that but Austin's base base is like, oh, don't do that to me all over again, Craig. Come on, come on. It's like, what basically Madison's talking to you. It's like taking up time that you could be spending talking to like someone that, ah, my eye, my eye, I poked my eye on the wall.

Yeah, I didn't think a walk had poked me in the eye, but it happened. Oh. Yeah, you just spend that time with someone who deserves it. It's like, when Naomi pulled me inside, I was like, you don't that time with someone who deserves it. It's like when Naomi pulled me inside I was like you don't get to pull me aside anymore and she was like you feel awkward when I'm around and I'm like No, no, then one time it was weird like one time like I have there's nothing left with you at all like there's nothing left with you at all I'm taking the queen off of the teapot. I just went. I'm not in love with you

anymore Naomi. I'm in love with Paige. Okay. By the way, my new bright white sofa is arriving tomorrow. Catherine shopped for me with that. I hope they can get the tan around of it before they deliver it. The person that Gwen said, I knew we shouldn't have lifted the band for her today. So then Leva and Naomi are talking about all this because I was like, so does Craig know about you and Whitman? And she's like, God, I hope not. And what's her buttons? Vanita hears this. And she's like, um, the squirrel's like the crem de la crem and she's hooking up with Whitney. Is this a joke?

And Naomi's saying, well, you know, I wouldn't have hooked up with like, awesome or sharp because of Craig, but like, I'm not saying it's not weird, okay, but it happened. I'm not going to hide it. I just, when people ask me that, I just won't say anything. I'm not going to hide it. I just, when people ask me that, I just won't say anything. I'm not gonna hide it. That's all. Yeah, it's like they're really close friends with Craig, but like Whitney's kind of friends with Craig,

but he's also like kind of friends with me, and he's my boss, so. Yeah, he's like 40 years older than Craig, so I think it doesn't matter at that point. So yeah, so Leva is like, she's like, well I'm sorry, I didn't mean to create anxiety. He just, you know, with Craig, he just gets kind of mean when he has big feelings.

It's like a baby, and then he was like, I know, did you see the way he yelled at me last week? Cue the flashback. No. Okay, it's fine. So Austin is going, yeah, so you're saying, like, you don't care who she's looking up with or where she's doing and he says who? Naomi, Naomi who? Craig! No, seriously, who? Naomi, Craig, the girl you don't, oh yeah, she means nothing to me. Okay, well she made out with Whitney. He's like, when? What? Who? Huh?

Where? What happened? Wait, did Whitney get drunk and tell you? He's like, no. Wait, so who told you? Craig. The other people discussed it. We're just so annoying, now awesome.

Like all of a sudden, awesome one. Say it's like, but who just told you? Craig. The other people tell you. But who told you? Okay. Let me give you a hand. Her name starts with neo

You actually actually have just added more letters the name neo Just tell me how this already neo no, it's not neo Mimo no Dorelar even the same letters No! They're all the same letters! May... May... Shanei...

Shanei... No, I don't even know what that is! Mammies... Quag! Make it out for... So Quag's like, you're not really being a good friend right now or a partner. Like, I told you everything for two years about who your girlfriend was sleeping with. And he's like, yeah, to be soft, you found out Craig thinks a lot.

No grudges, right? It's Craig's like, well, if you're not going to explain yourself, who do you think told me Craig, I heard it straight from the horse's mouth, but you're on ATVs. No, not a little horse. Horses can be- The horse's mouth, Craig. I know. Horses could talk. But you're on a TV's no not a little worse horses the horses mouth crack I know horses could talk So mr. Ed you can tell me no So Craig is doing that not bother thing that he does where he both puts his hand behind his head and then he also does his Yawning's like, wow.

Yeah. Going for me to wit me. That's not fun. And the Whitney comes inside. He's like, I'm listening to you, you morons. Okay. This path's like 15 minutes of listening to you. That's fucking idiots. Who would to fuck is wrong with you to you? You can't be talking shit about the guy who's producing the show. He's standing at the monitor as listening to your mic feeds. He's at the home base. He's like at the whatever it's called. I forget what they call it. He's sitting there like,

he's got like the headphones in. So Craig is like, what's going on with you and Naomi? And when he goes, oh, it's not a lie. It also goes, just relax, Craig. Just relax, which Austin, the one who was the most

frenzy to any moment. Yeah. So he's like, you're hooking up with my ass. I don't care. That was an I don't care, bird blow. And he's like, uh, we're at all. And we don't need to explain ourselves in any capacity, in any capacity.

And he's like, you're an asshole Whitney. So then Whitney and Shepard the bar outside, and Whitney's like, uh, just by half the stance. I just talked to a fricking frack, okay. I hear them screaming in my name, and Craig is like, interrogating me. He's like screaming. I mean, just, sping a pain in the ass.

As always, okay. And Shep is like, what? But everyone's happy. He's like, no, he's not. So then Austin and Craig join up. And then when he's like, Shep goes, welcome, Shep goes, welcome guys, welcome to Spanish Moss. And he goes, there's mites in there.

I don't want to touch. Ooh, I just had an authentic Craig burp during my Craig impersonation. There's mites in there. I don't want to touch. Ooh, I just had an authentic Craig burp during my Craig impersonation. I don't want to go through the Spanish mob. Moss. So, but I love its work in the Matrix. No, that was Cariann Moss. Oh.

Oh, the Handmaid still is good too. That's a loser with Mars. Gorgeous. Well, either way, a great football player. That's Randy Moss! Ugh. So, Whitney's like, oh, I can't think of any. I love, I love going into his restaurant. That's Bakedo Moss!

Ugh. Does he still dress for less? That's more stressed for less, Quackage! Well, nine out of ten, then just do recommend him. That's dental floss! Come on, Craig. You're getting too far away from the original word. So Whitney's like, uh, guys, I just want to say I apologize for

walking through conversation like that. It's very heated and intense and I apologize for that. I apologize for that, boys. And Craig's like, yeah, I'm gonna take pictures of this mighty Spanish, Spanish bar boss. All right. Burplo, burplo. You guys like, I don't even care about that. Like, not even a little taking pictures of something above your head right now.

So well, just so you know, it seemed like a very intimate moment and very heated. So I apologize. This is my way of showing that I was not being sincere. Craig goes, well, I don't understand her obsession with you, but like whatever it's like, it's your life. And so, obsession with him. What are you talking about? What has no obsession with him? They hooked up one time after a drunken wedding.

They come from, seriously. I just don't approve of all this be smirching. So Craig is like, now me can do whatever she wants except talk to me, but I think it's shady of Whitney. I mean, the bro code rules are complicated at times. Luckily, I'm a lawyer and I understand that, but it's still my ex girlfriend. Like, what the fuck? Okay. So in conclusion, she's not allowed to talk to me. I don't have anything to do with her, but I do want to police the way she behaves around people.

Thank you very much. Right. So people start gathering and they're sitting at the fire now. And Naomi comes out, no, no. Olivia comes out first. And when he's like, you want a proper drink? Olivia in a cup. Hey, Austin, why don't you take Olivia? And could her proper drink? I mean, Frank Boythouse. Frank Lloyd Wright. I mean, she's so slick, great American. We know, we know. house. Frank Lloyd right. I mean, just look like a great American. We know Whitney. We know. And she's like, no, actually, like, you're more of a gentleman with Whitney. So like, what do you got my drink? So Whitney goes off to get a drink while she stays to talk to Austin. Yeah. So then everyone's joining Naomi's in like very shiny pants. Like,

very shiny for a Frank Lloyd right home, I would have to say. So Craig is like, he's like, there's no one in the world that if you went back even a year and you were like one day now, I mean, it's gonna be going, it's gonna be out with like Whitney, not a single person would believe it. Yeah, here we are.

Should I do that again from the top? I kind of messed that one up. No, okay. Craig just slowly do that again from the top? I kind of messed that one up. No, okay? Craig just slowly spinning out of control, right? So Whitney's talking like wow, you're sparkly today, which it's not it's like plastic or whatever and she's like Yeah, I mean, guess but you're gonna be cold. I mean you're gonna be you're gonna be cold in that. She is I'm not yeah He's like just wait You're gonna be cold later. You're gonna be cold. So that's like their magical, uh, time of street going on over there. And I'm telling you,

you and you and you, you're gonna be cold later. So chef, the most emotional song for the most lukewarm scene ever. So, Chef, the most emotional song for the most lukewarm scene ever. So, with me, let's see, Chef's a question! And Craig is saying, yeah, where's our host and his new girlfriend? And Chef says, You know, Craig, I'm just saying just saying like sometimes human emotion is like Taylor. It's irrational. You know, no one can really understand it.

And he's like, well, I'm glad to be out here in this capacity. That's a big word today capacity and this capacity. They're all saying that today for some reason. Well, sometimes you gotta rise the challenge when you're in the presence of Frank Lloyd Wright, the literal architect of our demise today. So now Austin's like Olivia, do you want to, it want to go talk Olivia?

Want to go talk? And so, well, actually, he doesn't say, he just wants to talk to Olivia. That was like his inner mile log, I suppose, that I just invented. So then Taylor is like, so how are you feeling about Olivia? Like you need to make up your mind. Like make up your mind, Austin. That was that.

And that was it. Everyone's projecting their own relationship on to each other, which is kind of funny. It's really important. Make up your mind. He's gone on two dates with her. Shut up. Taylor.

So then Craig is like, well, I'm in a happy place, but like, you know, I had to be, he's still talking to shop. He's like, but I had to be away from like everything I knew to find my own path. Shops like, um, okay. Well, I'm going to tell you this theory. And of course, you can tell me to short the fuck up If you want to in this capacity You think well, I mean hopefully I won't see that and Ships like well

I think that part of you likes to be around people. They don't know the Craig from eight years ago And part of you presents the fact that we know like you know, we know you at your lowest like we know who is our crack You know dumb dumb crack we know cra at your lowest, like we know, it was your crack, you know, dumb, dumb, crack. We know crag who like loud about us, his bar exam. That was funny. Or like the crag that gave all of his money to JD for that liquor that never came out. Just one really big collars, you know, so crag who were the same polo shirt every night, because he

couldn't afford to look like another guys in Charleston So funny crack. We didn't even have a kitchen. Oh, that's that's you crack today So Craig is like well, I mean, I don't really agree But I see what you're saying so then when he comes into throw some gasoline on this he goes I mean you've always just become you've just actually become more of an asshole I mean it's true. You're just more of an asshole now. So then Shep is like, yeah, I mean, the people who know you back then and whatever and cry, like, um, yeah, well, they weren't the best to me. I mean, your behavior wasn't nice. I mean, it wasn't appropriate. And like, you were terrible to me, like, terrible. Like me removing myself

from you was like one of the biggest, I'm going to just burp out the render that sentence. I'm going to give a lip sees burp for that one He's like well quiet think of the good times of this capacity and Craig's like yeah Well, we had good times but like you were against me and you were against my entrepreneurship My on my on trop and you were against my moss and he's like oh, yes Quaid I went to a palo store. What man does that? And he's like, uh, listen, you know, like, you know, I was moving away from you and then like, you want to be friends and like, that's great.

And step goes, that's really, really psychosis shit. Okay. That's psychosis shit. Um, so steps like, this isn't about me and crack. This is about Naomi awakening being together. So he's lashing out. Snap out of it asshole. And Craig's like yeah, all the put down.

So we get stupid. That loads her stupid. I never said that. Naomi said that. She's yeah, I'm high. Not to get in the middle of anything, but I'm the one who said it. Just in case anybody didn't said that. She just, yeah, hi, not to get in the middle of anything, but I'm the one who said it. Just in case anybody didn't hear that.

So we get stupid and pillows are stupid. Sad it. Okay. Go ahead, carry on. Crazy. I removed myself from all the negativity in my life and you were part of that negativity. And so now love us,

gonna be like the bro translator. She's, chef, I think your intention was not to be negative. Yeah, as Frank Lloyd Wright said when he was building his landmark home, Tally Asin, it was little brother fun shit. Okay, it was little brother fun shit. No, you're a negative asshole Craig is right about that one. So you're a negative asshole. Craig is right about that one. Crag is horrible. He's horrible to Craig. Horrible. He is horrible.

But Craig also acts like he has not contributed to this situation. And Craig was also, I think, a difficult person to be friends with as well. And I don't feel like Craig fully understands that. Well, Shubbs, you needed acceptance for me for years. And that was the problem. You always had a chip on your shoulder about Charleston and status. And this and that. Yeah, you had a chip because you were always telling him,

you're poor. It's not funny. Hey, everybody at the bar. Craig has to go home early because he has to wake up to go to school. Go see his poor. It's true. But that also that being said, Craig was really trying. And in the early years of this show, Craig was really like, he didn't know himself.

So I get it, but he was really trying to he was, I mean, Craig was full of lies. For the first five years of this show, he was nothing but lies. You know, people forget that. He was all lies, but it's good. He found himself. I do think that Craig has found himself and he's like in a better place. Similarly, then he ever was, but he just just you know, I feel like I can understand I've always said this I've always understood the frustration people have had with him like his friends because I think it's probably very

frustrating that like you had to deal with this person and they're clear lies for years and years and now he has Success and he's acting like oh, like oh, you never believed in me It's like well because they didn he's like, oh, you never believed in me. It's like, well, because they didn't know whatever to believe in you. So I understand the frustration that being said, Shep is 100% jealous. Yes.

And negative and was not one who was trying to lift up Craig during any of that. Right. Nobody has to be correct. I'm the same way she's right. Right. It's Southern charm. Okay, they're all wrong.

So, love us like, um, but Shep, you like to poke person, right? I have her. It's Southern Charm. Okay, they're all wrong. So Leva's like, um, but Shab, you like to poke people, right? Shab and goes, sure, that's tough love. And she's like, yeah, but you don't see that that doesn't land for him. He's like, this isn't fucking Kumbaya, okay? That's just not how I leave relationships in my life. Like, shut up, Leva. Who's Leva? Like, or you to be saying this, you know?

I'm not even a part of this. Like, you're not even a part of their friendship. Be quiet over there. Who is Leva? Who is Leva in this world? Who is Leva Maloof in this world? So, he's like, this is not how I lead any relationship. And Taylor's like,

Shab, stop, Shab, stop. He's like, Taylor, stop, shove, stop. He's like, Taylor, water! Okay. We have a big dad throwing eggs tomorrow. Water, now. So Naomi is like, isn't it better? So, she then she starts mocking. He's like, oh, I'm supposed to be like, oh, Craig.

Oh, you're so great, you're wonderful. And Naomi's like, well, isn't that better than what you're doing right now Like which is you not listen to him whatsoever and she's like oh gosh. I'm not gonna change. Okay. I'm not gonna change I love someone proudly proclaiming that like it's I won't change I've been wearing the same underwear since Monday so good I'll only change into my basketball uniform. So Craig's like, okay buddy, clearly you have shit going on, okay? And love is like, he just

wants some validation. Where does all of his head? That's where it is, okay? So then Craig gets up from Shep and moves across the fire to sit with Olivia and Olivia is like, I'm like, I hear you. I'm like, I don't really know what's going on. So like, I can't say anything about it, but like, I'm with you. Yeah. And Whitney is like, Craig, for years, we've been, obviously, fucking with you and we feel bad because you're a bit vulnerable and chefs like, yeah, gosh, we didn't realize how sensitive you were and love is like did you hear that? Did you hear that it was that was important? He said he didn't realize how sensitive you were and how much if a pussy you are and how much of a pussy you are

And how pathetic is and how pathetic oh wait a second I think we're getting off the message here guys Yeah, but like that's not something nice like he's putting it on me like that's a dig when he says sensitive She's sensitive. It's not something nice, like he's putting it on me. Like that's a dig when he says sensitive. She says, sensitive is not a dig. He's like, yes it is. Shut up, Lev. I guess it is a dig coming from Shab. Okay.

From Shab. You know what's a backhand did thing, yeah. Yeah, so Whitney's like, yeah, but you, I mean, Craig, you can't, you can't, you can't play the victim, Craig. I mean, you're not fucking victim, Craig. And he's like, yeah, they're doing whatever they can to excuse their behavior. And Wendy actually says something very honest.

He goes, we're fucking with you, because we can't help it. Yeah. Can't help it. It's so fun. It's like, the lying fruit. Well, it sounds like a lot of jealousy and deflection to me. And it's just like,

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