Watch What Crappens - ‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston

Episode Date: January 26, 2019

We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it was our anniversary. That's the Crappens way though, isn't? Of course no trip to Charleston would be complete without some Southern Charm discussion, so we dedicated the night to revisiting the show's very first episode. Come join for a trip down a very disturbing memory lane. And thanks for seven great years!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm having a lot of fun. I'm having a lot of fun. I'm having a lot of fun. I Lo so so good to see you this is all right. This is amazing our second night Ronnie I don't know right. I don't know about you. I'm a little parched Are you a little parched? I've been feeling under the weather all day and I need my medicine Yeah, we get something drink. I don't have anything to drink because I want to get someone bring anything to drink for us Anyone Because I don't have anything to drink because I want to get someone bring anything to drink for us anyone Michael the butlers coming up to the America's Butler. The man is not only my head twin and not only one of the hottest men in town. The man.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mike. Everyone give it up for Michael the Butler. I found a sexy man that will make me who drink. I'm living here for now, I remember.

And of course, Miss Patricia right here in the front row! Yes! Yes, Captain! Yes! I have to say, Ronnie, I have waited five years, five long years to try a Michael Martini. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God.

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It's a man who has an amazing kid that he brings. It's amazing. Thank you very much. My question is, what the fuck is wrong with Los Angeles? I've never met a man like that. Ever, ever. And I look, okay, I have the internet. This is amazing being in a real theater. I don't know what the hell you people were thinking

you'd been letting us in here. This is crazy. Yeah, this is so fancy. I was like, where are people gonna throw up? I know. This is actually like a non-profit theater and just like three people who run it. So like, I'm sure they have like a donation thing. So go support your local theater's people. So thank you for having on. Yes. Make out with for having them. Yes Make out with one of them. They're all hot. This is not our way company They tell you that right now everyone here is adorable

Also, I'm already drunk from this March 8th. I'm just I literally am too. I could be because I've been drinking last And so now I'm just like on this drinking binge because I'm here and I I mean I'm really shaking like I feel shaking right now I'm shaking it's like welcome home. My cells are coming back to life It's like oh Jesus what is that you? Mr. Martini It literally was I brought the Margini up and I was like So you guys are such freaks, all of you, who come out to these shows.

And we, oh my God, we love you for it. Yesterday Patricia was telling us, we heard noise out there and we can't, as people have outside all day long, you know. Michael's out there saying hi, being awesome. So thank you guys. Thomas Ravenel was on Instagram, Hey, whatever the, Wiper Graham, whatever he's on.

And, do not do that while I have Michael's Marching in my mouth. I do not want to spit out this precious gold. Please refrain from double tapping while you're in that act. Yeah. So he was on there and he's like, you know, I feel like a beetle. It's a beetle mania.

He was a sunbar and everybody was like going crazy and asking for his autograph So my only request is please don't do that with rapist, okay? Please Like let's have some let's have some levels in our in our fandom all of us never group together collectively, okay What bar was he out? Maybe somebody just great. Oh God bless to your app look. I'm mad to go rapy. Oh God, blessed to you, Rev.

Look, I'm mad. This is how I warm up. I get furious. I'm having a lot of fun. I have to be mad about it. I'm so happy. This is going to be a terrible set. We are truly having the most amazing time here in Charleston.

This is now like day three for us. The food is amazing. Obsessed. We didn't mention it, but we went to Naomi's uncle's restaurant, Niko on Wednesday, fabulous, it's great times. We met the new boyfriend. Oh my god, he is so hot. I thought hot doctors were only on TV, I've never had a hot doctor.

Yeah. Why is everyone else getting hot things happening? You know, my doctor is disgusting. I was like, didn't I give you a dollar outside of a grocery store before Christmas? My doctor has to rent. My doctor has to rent. So there's not even a joke.

He'll be like, well, what's wrong with you? And it's like very jarring. It's not even a real thing that happens every time I get a physical. I'm like, anyway, this Martini is great. Thanks. About Mike Trick-Oving. So tonight, you know, we're in Charleston, so we had to do something special.

Last night was below deck. Yeah, and it was so much fun. It was great. You guys sold that out so fat. We didn't think anybody would come to this. I looked at the map. Yeah, first of all, I'm such an idiot. It took me forever to even find it on a map.

I was like, how does this work? I'm like trying to roll it around. It's flat, Ronnie. It has a flat. It's like it's so tiny. Let's just go hang out with Mike Lumpertrischer. Let's get a little 100-seat thing. That would have been enough, honestly.

You guys sold it, and so now we're in... Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! We've never had something like this. Honestly, you guys sold it and so now we're in Yeah, we've never had something like this the first Charleston show sold out in 60 seconds so Crappens listeners are truly the best so thank you guys You know, we're not yourselves So we had to do something special for for this our last idea

So we thought what are we gonna do? We have to be something Southern charm, but we've already covered all the Southern charms, you know, so it's like, what do we go back and cover? And Ben said, let's go do the beginning. And I was like, no. Didn't I just say that everybody was a rapist and a sexual, actually, let's go.

Yeah. Let's do it. Because you know my favorite thing to say is, I told you, I fucking told you. Yup, yup. Go listen back to the entire first season. You know my favorite thing to say is I told you I fucking told you. Yep. Yep. Go listen back to the entire first season. NILDIN!

Did you guys all watch it? Did you guys watch it into the 10th? How funny was it? How amazing was it to go back? Was it crazy how much shit was foreshadowed in that one episode? That's like some next level. That was like, that is art right there. That is art on Bravo. So we're going back to episode number one. Number one,

the series, Prabha of Southern Charles. The best music on Bravo. Yeah. And we open with Mr. Thomas Ravanel and his Mayer hands, the Mayer hands. Mayer hands. Mayer hands. Charleston Special. We have our ways here in terms of being gentile in our customs. No, customs, yeah.

He's doing that politics thing, or politician thing. We're not only does he do mayor hands, he just makes the dumbest sentences you've ever. We have our way of customarily being gentile when it comes to the leadership of the kid ships. Yeah. Extreme problems, but what? We're Gentil here, here. No means yes, Gentil. Gentil.

Sorry, but you know it's going to be too much. Sorry, this will be a better problematic episode. So buckle your fucking seat belts, okay. And then the picture of gentility or gentility, whatever. Whatever. He's like, we have a gentilier. And then it cuts to like JD be like, wow, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Wild banshee. Yeah. Wow. I'm proud of JD for still being alive. That guy should have had a brain hemorrhage years ago. I mean girl that rosacea on his face. I was like if this were an extra I would I would declare you dead right now. I got his double cheek stick modders. So yeah JD Okay, so then with me with me

Last night I was like how do we react? How do we react? There's a small rolling entrenched minority of very established ruling families in Old Charleston and then a custard chef The premiere of this show wasn't that long ago and so people have not really aged all that much, you know Where I really saw it and you know, I love talking about. I read people's lines on their face like tree rings. Like that's my favorite thing to do. That's the lines on the ear. But what I've really seen in terms of aging, camera and eyebrows were crazy.

What were those? I didn't notice that. I feel like ladies give themselves away timing wise with eyebrows. Like now it's the threaded. It looks like you took a marker and just went like this on your fucking head. And camera's were like little commas.

There was like a comma here and then it got really thin here. And it kind of made sense because she's always doing, you know, like talking, like in quotations, like, well, man here, you know, shepherd. Yeah. I love that she's like doing finger quotes

with her eyebrows as she talks. And then, Shep. Shep looks like a drunk baby in this premiere. I know. Like an adorable drunk baby you just want to hug before you kick. You know that you know you got to kick it because you got to raise your kid right. But you hug it first. Yeah. I think I'm just going to sit here and listen to Ronnie Rantall night.

Because I feel like he's getting a lot off of his chest right now. And I'm just happy to listen to it. I'm sorry, please, Popeye. No, I mean, I'm sorry, please, please. This is exactly why I stopped drinking before shows. Because when I was drinking before shows, he could be like, oh, that was nice, you were drunk. Now I can't say that in total.

After minute 15. Minute two of these marginies. I love you. Just you and me. This is not a place for love. This is not. So we see Shep, and then of course we see... I've had a long relationship with Charleston, Garz.

Garz. I welcome it to a... Garz. Garz. I've been here for so many years and not having a job, Garz. I won't commit to Charleston, but I sted my weenie in her six times a week. Gosh. And then we get a perspective from someone a very His name is Craig. Um...

Charleston. Charleston is a playground for men that never want to grow up. Have you ever played that game? Jam the Butterknife into the wall. So fun. So weird seeing Craig in a suit. Yeah, I like that. He's like going to work his he's all confident his legs are crossed. He's like it's like a city bank commercial. Yeah That could just assumed he was a lawyer

Not before we knew that it was possible to claim you were a lawyer for like three seasons and then not be a lawyer ever. I don't know why it took me so long to figure it out but it seemed like the past couple of years with all the Thomas stuff that's been so bad. It seems like God's show really turned into men who were just pigs. It started a show about men who were pigs. That's the whole point of the show. Yeah. Listen to the lyrics of the song. Yeah. And we get to that said cast at the man round table

headed by... It's a time for gentlemen to be together and quote things by Jane Austen. It's a bunch of dossies thinking about a bunch of Bennett's if you know what I'm saying. So then Cameron, we get our first shot of quotation mark, and she's like, she's like, Southern Maine. Shepard. Should not curse, and then we see Whitney talking to somebody in his head. He's like, you're fucking ruining everything, mother. You're fucking ruining everything. You're fucking ruining everything. You's weird having you right there.

And not only... I feel like I'm very limited time. We're pushing our luck. And not only are you right there, you're wearing like 19 million dollars worth of diamonds. So you're like... And dogs. I'm like, look over her head, Ronnie. Look, and it's like, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I remember back at the time when Whitney made that commercial. I was like, who the fuck does Whitney think he is? You think this is a commercial? And now I'm like, why don't I never realize it was just the most amazing trolling of Thomas

at all time. It was such an amazing trolling. We've grown so much. So, so cameras like, you know, a true Southern gentleman, she knew how to dress properly. I'm like doing Deandra. I'm like, mother! We see Sheppanis Pito. You know, a true Southern gentleman, she knew how to dress properly. I'm like doing Deandra. I'm like, mother. Mother. We see Shep in a speedo.

Yeah, they should always dress appropriately. Someone said, ew. You like you need a gay friend to teach you, like, vertical stripes. Yeah. I'm like, OK. And then we see this really strange, like, potted plan. And I was like, oh, wait, that was Jenna.

I totally forgot about her. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I was like, hey, that's a nice fern. And so edgy, what an edgy plant. This is Jenna, through the whole thing.

She's just like, I'm a rebel. Like she's so, that girl is on X at the very least. That girl is mollyed out of her damn mind and I love the hold. And she's wearing like a crow. She was wearing a crow. She was, that was her outfit. It was like, I'm pounded.

I was like, you're wearing a fucking grapple, grandma. OK. Yeah, she was literally raven-esque. So she's like a southern gentleman. It should be civil risks. And then it cuts to Thomas with Catherine. Thomas goes, well, I like that dress so much. Just take it off.

And then we get the first of Catherine's. She's like, her face just scrunches up. She's like, um, um, she's like, well silent, erm, silent, erm, silent, erm. Cameron, the typical Charleston guy has P-P-E. Oh, I was like, I've typed this wrong because that's what she said. Cameron, the typical Charleston guy has... Oh, I was like, I've typed this wrong, because that's what she said.

The typical Charleston guy has PPS to the nth degree, that is Peter Pan Syndrome. I imagine Cameron just making magnets out of her own things and putting them on her fridge. Craig's like, just because I made a Peter Pan pillow doesn't mean I have a syndrome. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's not a syndrome, it's a peanut butter.

Fresh tracks and the peanut butter, bro. And the beginning of a business idea. So lust. Yeah, it's like lust. Oh, oh, lust. So they're like the lust. Yeah, it's like lust. Who's lust? Oh, oh, so they're like the lust. Psych betrayal. What, Jean?

What, Jean? Moose knuckles. I wanted, all I wanted in this episode, I was like, this could be extremely boring because the pilots of every show on Bravo were terrible. It's like, why are you watching this? Why is it like glue drawing? This one was so good.

But all I really wanted from this was to see Thomas' moose knuckle. I was like, was that a thing? Did that happen when he got older? Where he's like, I'm going to tie my nuts off and wear tight pants and make sure that the scene goes right up the middle of my neck. It's like, when did that happen?

Has that been along evolution? Like, what's been going on there? Nope. He's still, when did that happen? Has that been a long evolution? Yeah. Like, what's been going on there? Nope. He's still had it. Yeah. Big ol' it's just part of him, you guys. I also really liked that like the roots of Craig and Chef's weird rivalry.

We were like, present right there in this opening scene because we all of a sudden like, it's like, whoa, let's betray all of everything and you see Craig go, you hooked up with her last night. And Chef just goes, so cool. So cool. So rock-cray. There's not rules. Fast forward seasons where he's like,

Austin. How could you do that? Austin's like, I've been. I did miss Austin's. Oh, since we're, I've been miss Austin. Oh, that's where we're in a tiff right now. Does anyone check on Victoria to see if her soup is ready by the way? I've been wondering. That poor girl mentioned soup once.

On one episode for one sec. I made a soup and for this day, she made a fucking soup. We've never been angry with him. That's three days too, she was making. And then, so then we see Craig go, I have this desire to go hook up with MJ now. And unfortunately, like my Bravo wires crossed, and I was like, just imagine Craig wanting to hit on MJ from Shaza Sunset,

and I was into it. I would be into that too, because then it cuts to Whitney going, she's pregnant. Here comes MJ. Just break up Southern charm forever. Gosh, it's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selina Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selina talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's no

bald into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selina and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So Tom and he's like, Thomas is like, I need something stronger than teen. I'm like, I know you got it. I'm like, what are you waiting for someone else to share their coke?

You are the mayor of cocaine in this town, sir. What about? So, let's see, that's all just the opening. It was like, quick, quick, yeah, quick cuts. Yeah, and I was, I've always had this thing, I don't know if this bothered people as much as it bothered me, and this isn't even a joke. You should drive me nuts in the first season

when the opening credits would be ending, and it would just fade out quietly. Yeah. And to have that back, I was like, man, I got so mad at that fade out. I'm so glad they added that. Mm, mm, mm. That really fixed a lot, so thank you. It really did need that.

Yeah, just an observation. So we open with Thomas getting dressed, which is now classic, because every episode has Thomas coming out of the shower, getting dressed, making sure the moose is in place for the day, or whatever. I'm like, eh! So we get Thomas' stories. I'm from Charleston.

My family came here before the 1800s and have been a presence here ever since. Yes, a presence in 1600s Charleston. In bars, behind bars, on walls, confined in walls. And then Whitney is like, yeah. Thomas, Thomas is like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like hitting on girls. It's like, you see that bridge? That's my bridge. Which we saw this bridge flying in. And is anybody like, wow, let's fuck the guy with the two lane bridge. Is anybody thinking that? Because the dry land can't be like, fuck you and your dad's stupid bridge.

Make it bigger, idiot. Some people are turned on, but infrastructure. What can you say? You're sitting in traffic for 19 hours a day coming from out pleasant or whatever. So I say that's what I do. That right? I'm learning my geography.

I don't know why you're turned on, man. Gwins. So I can't wait to pick up fashions at a low price but high style at Gwynns. Gwynns. So then Whitney tells us, yeah Thomas had all this money and power and then he screwed it all up. And Thomas is like, I was convicted of distributing under a hundred grams. Under a hundred, what are you bragging about? That's so little. He's like, how could they? How could they? It was less than 100 grand.

Cameron Westcott's probably like, oh my god, I'm so proud that he found a distributor. Oh. Oh. And so then Thomas. So, the dog food costs about as much as 100 grams of cocaine. So then we see Thomas with Danny. Danny has been like one of the great supporting players.

Season after season. So weird. She never went bad. Are you OK? This is just weird chairs. Like I can't. You know, I'm like, I'm just never to talk to the mic.

And then the chairs really low. So I'm like, hmm. Sometimes you just have to adjust the moose knuckle. I just, if my butt dimples just fine. I'm Perched them just properly on the outside of the chair. I am moose knuckily liberal But economically conservative We say some weird shit on this podcast. I don't know We say some weird shit on this podcast. I don't know.

So Thomas is talking to Dan. They're playing Batchy. And Thomas is like, you know, and the first time I played this game was in prison. So I'm like, hey, what sort of wasp are you? That we had to get to prison to play Batchy. Second of all, what sort of prison were you in that they had Batchy? And third of all, how could we didn't get like shank, like five times in there? It's hard to sink a man with a Bachi stick.

Just why I brought it to prison. Poor Danny, you know, I really did not realize that Danny has just been shit on since episode one. Every year. Danny's that friend who's just like, I'm an artist. And you know, I'm an artist and I'm gonna just date whenever I want to date And everyone's like he wanted date my friend and it's always like Someone gross, you know, it's like yeah, of course it opens with someone trying to pond Thomas off on Danny

Yeah, so she's like that's attractive a prison botty ball And he's like yeah, we actually had a softball team too. She's like wow look at you that shows leadership in prison. So I'd like to thank my fucking friends for this. She's like I'm a Samilier and I actually trained for this and you guys are sending me up with this thanks thanks. Thanks a lot Jerks. So then we see Thomas over the O station and the DJ. What's Tara in the morning? Tara. Tara. She has a very serious news show in the morning.

And she has very serious face. She's like, I'm going to ask you something, Tom. Mm-hmm. Because if Tara ain't talking, we ain't walking. Am I right, everyone? Tara talk. Stop your squawk and Tara's talking. Right?

Welcome to 99.95 FM. I am Tara and we are talking on Tara talk Tara talk everyone on Tara Uh-oh watch that Tara's on the terror And it's 7 a.m. Which means it's time for the Tara watch where we look about for traffic actually not Tara just hair So Thomas I got a hard question to ask you Could Thomas Ravanel come back? Everyone's wondering about that. I'm not coming to front if you want me to. I don't care. Oh, I see what you're saying.

It's the only way I know you're not going to trap me from my family money. You bet I'll be coming in the back. He she's like, he goes, I love a good boo in an audience. I'm sorry, baby, I just had to thank you. It's my pleasure. He's like, he's like, I did my time. And there will be a political future. I'm not done yet. Just wait until I'm done with my second time I go to jail.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. So I promise I'm going to do something serious now, and we are going to take a question from a caller, call her. Take it away. Look, Tara. It's into this. Like, she is living her best life, Tara.

She just puts on a mustache. She's like, how do I want my caller? So Tara. So the caller is like, how the hell am I calling her? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Tara. So the caller is like, Thomas, whatever happened to pay in the piper. He's like, I did pay her. And she had her money far, far away.

And I never heard from her again. Thank you very much, Collar. So he's like, well, they'll be in naysayers. And the like Admiral Farragut once said, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead, which of course were referenced in my penis with the torpedoes, of course, yes. He just makes it easy, you know? Now another thing I think that all the viewers kind of forget as seasons go on, people were always like this from the very beginning and I didn't remember.

The first shot we get of set is face down. He's like, he's just splatted. Like arms out, face down, his hair is all out. Take a shower. You didn't know, Ben or something. And you know, it is so cute when you're young. You know what I mean? Like in season one, I was like, that is so cute, look at that, that's a baby, that is so cute! Yeah. Now I'm like somebody helps that, please. Yeah.

We saw a cell, but we were out of the pier watching the sunset. We saw a cell boat just like tipped on its side. And we were calling it the USS Garsh. I had an end well. I love that we both named it because when I did the Instagram story I called it the SS Caroline. It's not an joke. It's there if you look on our Instagram. Her is false over but it never stops going. You know, it just keeps inching towards you crazily. I was wondering why Kate was their blasting techno music on the beach. So, steps face down and then he gets, you know, everybody's like, look, I'm sitting on Patricia stairs and smiling at the camera like for their intro and steps is like this. Well, it's a beer. So, he has a beer and he's at a bar like

beer, so he has a beer and he's at a bar like... I'm like a sitcom opening you know. And he's like, gosh, my name's Shep span you and they show this dog That's like please rename me I can't live with the shan Everybody's dream location The bokeh and boy can span you so he's like I got my business degree at Vanderbomb Vanderbilt.

Sorry. Oh, I remember Shepard Rose. He graduated Marnaka Maestro. Maestro Shep Shepherd Boykin. I do remember I make a graduate with a major in pump titties and a minor in broken birds. I will take in every broken tooth little boy I've, that doesn't have a ring to it. I need another broken thing, not teeth, not teeth birds. Your fire's shepherd, get out. Take your limping poison with you. We can't get those adopted. Oh God, I love this show. I got my business degree at Vanderbilt, but I decided I don't

want to do the mind of five things though. I just know all I guess. It's great. I'm a masturbating alcohol. I'm a sex addict. I'll be straight. Everything's great. I like to think that someone was like, hey, chef, you should watch 9-5. I was like, I can't do that thing.

No, no, no. And that just set him on this path. Yeah. For some reason, Dolly Parton's opening song distressed him out. All the typing. Oh, gosh. Those copying machines were scary. They have phones with cords. So Chef goes meets up with Cameron at a place and we find out that Cameron's

family has been in South Carolina for 10 generations but she is a modern Southern woman. Okay, Shepherd. Okay. She is studying for real estate. She had a real estate license. And naturally the first thing she does is like, so shepherd, tell me about MJ. Have that day with MJ go. Was it good? Did you like it? Shepherd.

I'm going to sip my word. I think you touched her babies. I like that Cameron makes, chef, just always feel as awkward just like Talks Down Oom as much as possible. It's always been one of my favorite things about Cameron. She's like, okay, we're going to meet for lunch, just lean by a brick wall until I get there in 119-degree heat. Okay. It's just open for Chef Leaning, they're like, aww.

I couldn't walk to the restaurant and had a seat, but I'll be here against the wall. I'll leave you. So she's like, my name is Cameron G. Bakes, and I'm from Anderson, Carolina. That's Carolina. My family's been here for 18 generations, but I'm not your typical bail.

I'm a modern Southern woman. I hunt. I'm like, whoa! And you're on the real world San Diego. Don't front. Don't front. Thank you. Cameron was on my real world road rules challenge

fantasy team back when MTV.com used to do that. So thanks Cameron. Did you touch your babies? Did you touch them? He's like, oh no, of course. Like did you touch them? What pages did you get to? He's like, oh no, of course! Like, did you touch him? What pictures do you get to? He's like, oh, remember!

Ships. Stickin' to it ever since. Cameron's one of those rare girls in Charleston, is just one of the guys. And because she's so beautiful, you never imagined that. But it's definitely true. Gosh. And so.

I was like, I love like a Doring condescension, you know? You know? There's probably been some smooching going on. So like, how do the police here ever do their jobs? You know, it's like a complete different language you have to learn. Like, okay, I guess that's kissing of some kind, sir. Could you be more specific? What do you mean by basis? This isn't baseball. It's like some kind, sir, could you be more specific? What do you mean by basis?

This isn't baseball. It's like, oh, OK, sir. Yeah. Did we do the hokey polkies? That what you're saying? So Camry's just like questioning about this MJ girl. And it's like, do you mind her over to watch a movie? Which I thought was funny.

So I was like, wow, we have changed so much to society. Like, remember when people said, you invite her over to watch a movie and chill it's like whoa weird what happened to that language you know so then Cameron oh there's one we used to believe Cameron like could really see the future she goes apragate they in two years you'll be married yeah there's a lot of sad psychic things happening here that just never really work out. Yeah, they don't all pan out.

He's like, what are you with a guy whisperer? And she's like, damn, this here to help all you turds. Well, great fucking job, Cameron. Okay. The staff in here at the end of the road going, you failed, okay? Yeah. I love you. I support you.

Yeah, yeah, didn't work out so much. So yeah, so I can groom shape into a very eligible bachelor. If you'd let me, good luck. It's like that show tidying up that everybody's in love with now. I watch that show and I was like, so now you have a 20 boxes stacked in your room. Can grab like nothing happened on the show that helped you. Okay, you're still a fucking hermit. Nice job, lady. I would be horrified for America if Marie Kondo went to Shepp's house. I could just imagine it would be like, did this spark joy? Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. This is wild on a baseball. She just picked herself into her own box. She picked herself up perfectly. Slime falls. So then Whitney. Whitney is sitting on a balcony in a chair, but it's like a skinny balcony, so he's sitting sideways on the floor. in a chair but it's like a skinny balcony so he's sitting sideways. He's like this. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, wow, luxury.

I believe it's called a Juliet balcony. Thank you. I mean, we're judging balconies, the Juliet balcony. So he's like, I'm with you. My family trades the fact is 1640 so my ancestors are founding fathers of America. I'm getting there, mother, I'm getting there. I also directed a film called Wilkeshire's Way. It got five out of five on Ron.

They didn't get it. It's a fuck them. I, my favorite part of this was there was a shot of Whitney and Patricia getting the back of like a Rolls Roy. So it's some sort of very fancy car and it looked like they were about to like assassinate a world leader. It was amazing. Oh.

She would too. That's the kind of assassination we need, you know. like assassinated world leader. It was amazing. She would too. That's the kind of assassination we need, you know. Do it with some style. Yeah. It was very fancy. So he's going to open a restaurant instead, and I forgot about that. The amount of murmuring that's happening that you just poured that he does and to Michael's machine. Like, I know I had to address it. I had to address it because everyone was feeling uncomfortable by that. Have we just met? Are we new to each other?

And I've got a backup here as well, so whatever. It's called dinner. Okay, so then Whitney's like, Yeah, me, I'm your friend. I'm your friend. Reno. I'm your son. I am your son. He's on his four poster bed at his mother's house.

His four poster bed with pineapple posts. And he's licking it like, eh, eh, like Well, he's playing in the guitar and then the best friend I've ever had in my life enters a martini yes Followed by Miss Patricia Miss Patricia It is hilarious that a martini entered before you. That's fucking hilarious. Like this gigantic martini is big as a baby head. Come through the door, followed by Patricia. Like, what is that?

It's like someone stepping in from the queen. It's like, you just don't do that. Last night when you came in here, your diamond arrived first. I was like, whoa! My eyes are like, I'm blinded! She's like, it's me. So, then there's this chef. So, here's the question I have. You know, America is obsessed

with murder shows right now. Like, there's so many murder podcasts. You people are sick. And I'm with you. You know, I love that. Yeah. Did you murder the chef, Michael? Where is that chef? He just killed the bass. You're like, oh, no. A buttono no tolls. Yes, so Patrice is like, My head is vibrate, my head feel that in my teeth. Jesus Christ, it's so loud.

He's like, this is called rock and roll, mom. This is by by birdie. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like playing Humpty Dumpty or something. So then there's like this pile of clothes at the foot of the bed and it's like, well, what's this? It's like, some chicks. Some chicks clothes. Which we learned later, whose clothes those were. And how much do we love Katherine Dennis, right? From that moment on Katherine.

We should also mention, by the way, that Ms. Patricia won the 2019 Crap-E-Word for Best Non-Cast Member. And that Katherine Dennis won the award for Best Bravo Liberty of 2019. Congratulations, those are enormous. Yes. This is awards. Yes. Sorry, I didn't bring your rubber duckie shaped like a poop emoji for your mat on this. Yes.

It's in the mail. So she's like, what is this? She's like, some chicks close mother. She's like, Antay this? And he's like, some chicks close mother. She's like, Anteila! Fix it up. Anteila. Anteila herself wouldn't be welcome here. The woman was conceived on break time at a synabond.

In the North. North. I said, Gustav to witness, I guess. I love it with my mother. She's one of my best friends. She's really great, but I'm an adult now. I can do whatever I want. She's like, pick up those clothes, yes mother?

Maybe I should change my tactics and pretend I'm happy to have a trailer with him, and it's ravesin' in and out of his mouth. My favorite thing is being looked at without being looked at. It's like a head move, and then I move with the head. Whitney. So Patricia tells us that, like, you know, in the beginning, she was hoping that when you would bring home like a lovely lady who is well educated in smart, well groomed, etc. And she goes, now I just reduced the list to just as long as they can walk upright.

I'm happy. I'm just imagining a bunch of like A bunch of me's walking through there That was secretly kind of artful I love this she's She's not mad that he just bones some some troll at inner house. She's mad that there's clothes that aren't folded properly I mean it's disrespectful. It's antela. Not even folded antela. So when he goes, I need a stab in cabin, in town, which is a term I still have yet to

hear on house hunters, by the way. Well you take the one that's closer to the city center in town, or the one that's about 20 minutes away, or the one that's about an hour away, but you can stab some vaginas with your penis. Which one are you going to say? Which stab and cavern. And Patricia goes, is that gangster talk or something? And then this chef goes, it sounds like you know what?

Oh! Michael's like opening a little packet, putting it into his arms too, stirring it around. And for those of you who think that we exaggerate all this stuff, Patricia says, well, if you want to leave your widow and mother alone, that's fine. I don't have many years left. And when he goes, I know mother. It happens. You'll miss me when I'm gone.

I'm like, you know, mother, you can take your amplifier. I know mother. Get this fucking antayla out of my house before I burn down your room. You don't have to tell me where your new address is, I'll just find the trail of antayla clothes across Charleston. You can let Antayla know that she better tell a whole friend Liz Clayborn that if I ever see her my block again, this city's going under fire. I can't believe that Liz Clayborn is going to be the biggest applause of the night. You know what? I just wanted to leave Laura Ashley out of it. I feel like she's taken it back.

Who is going to stand for Laura Ashley? Me. Okay. First they came for Laura Ashley and we said nothing. Then they came for Chico's. So all we needed to stop the Holocaust is one person standing up for lower Ashley. Let me see how it all goes full circle. I never trust the last name Ashley anyway. Oh, there. You know this whole time we're making our Southern, we're making our Southern charm jokes with our friends as we drive through the town,

because really everything is named after all of you guys, you know, like everyone has a street or a building or whatever, and you know, poor Ashley. And poor Uber drivers actually, because we're like, where's that, where they keep the trash? Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Wow. Oh my God. Our Uber driver today, oh you weren't in this Uber, but our Uber driver was very excited because he took a photo with Catherine Dennis earlier, like two weeks ago. Was he at the first sale at Gwenz? It's 10% off of all the papers! He showed us the photo, Catherine,

in a yellow jacket, you had just gone to a taco stand. So just know that's being spread around the Uber community. Girl, have you looked at Catherine Dennis' Instagram? She will go to a taco stand dressed like she's going to like the Oscars in like ten years, like a fancy future Oscar. Look what people get. We're even designed that fabulous, it's like gold. And she'll be like, here I am in front of a hotbox stand like. Perfect and decked out. So now we go over to Thomas's house where a ball named name Will folks is there. Will folks is Thomas's political old manager. I feel like this guy should have had like we should know more about this guy and the cannon of Southern Charm people, right?

People already hate him just by association. Yeah, that's not bad guy. I've answered watch mom jeans and it's Thomas is like we share the same political views which is Libertarian that means we like chocolate chips We don't trust in dipped coves and we don't give poor people things. I don't think that's what libertarian means. But I really don't like dipped cones. You see I'm very I'm a very fickle voter. Yeah. He goes, I think I can really make a difference. I really do.

And the sad part is like back then, I actually sort of believed him. Yeah. I have to be very honest. I really did. But now he's in jail. So. Now, Natalmus, I got a serious question to ask you.

I like that everybody who talks to Thomas in this episode is like, Thomas, I got a serious question. We're going to be serious. It's like, okay, Tara, calm down over there. Well, it's like, I've got a very serious question. Are you really running? Or are you just having fun? I'm like, does everything here kind of rhyme?

Because I really love this place. And Thomas is like, I'd like to redeem myself, but as a convicted felon I can only run for three offices. The house, the senate, and president. I am a horrified. I love my country, okay, I love this country. But what the fuck America? Like seriously? That cop can't be a dog watcher, but you know what? He might be okay with a nuclear football. Yeah. So what's that? So where's what's going on with your personal life?

You have all these women and you should probably just like pick one It's like and for my money. I think you should pick Catherine This guy is such a pig, you know, he's like that's the hot one. Yeah, I got it in for her. Yeah This is a flat party or political meeting you pig He's like I like redheads gross He's like, I like redheads, though. Chris. Yeah. So Thomas, this is first of his square car run. Yeah.

Thomas is like, she's from a salon. She's the salon of a proud family at Old South Carolina family. The Cal Hunes and the other family. She's got a street over there, so let's do it. She's got street. I got a bridge together to make a map. Grandfather was in charge of financial planning junk, whatever. So then we go over to Craig's house and they do a close-up of a Romney Ryan sticker on his fridge. Now it's like wow, it just takes

different things to get laid in this town, okay? If you had that on your fridge where we're from, you might as well just cut your dick off, you may ever used me to get it. So Craig starts off his tenure in Southern Charm with just a lie. I'm Craig Connerver and I'm currently in law school. But wasn't he actually in law school at that point? He wasn't lying. He was. I don't see no no. Oh god he's such a beautiful liar.

That's why Beyonce wrote that song. So yeah, I'd currently in law school. I drove down here in college and I knew there was nowhere else for me, except maybe college. Did you also notice he had like a banner on his wall that just had Rolex. It's an odd decor choice. I don't know. Vision board, it's called a Vision board. It's like putting up a thing that says, like, Kitchen Aid. I don't know. Vision board. Uh-huh.

So he's like, you know, there's just a hole there that was carved from a butter knife. That's what it is. It happens with board. I dark hole. So he's in the office now. He's like, the guys who I hang out with, they're like, they call me and they're like, dude, where are you?

And I'm like, I'm in the office. Some people have to work. Ha ha ha. Hey. Reality shows ruin a lot of lives, but this really ruined Craig's life. Yeah, I hope you got the happy. I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy, friend bro.

Yeah. Craig was on his way. So, the supervisor at his law firm is like, hey Craig, do you have like a moment? He's like, am I in trouble again? Craig, I need to see you. Stop covering your eyes then. I'm not covering my eyes, Craig, I can see you. I mean, I need you see you. Stop covering your eyes then. I'm not covering my eyes, Craig. I can see you.

I mean, I need you to come into my office. I wish this archaic device worked better. So the guy's like, listen, Craig, you know this whole job concept. You sort of have to come in on time. He's like, what about if I come in three out of five days on time? He's like, well, I like come in three out of five days on time? He's like, whoa, I like your new blue office.

It's beautiful, great new wallpaper. Craig, stop covering your eyes. Oh, whoa, whoa, just say I'm office. That's crazy. So he's like, let's make this short as possible. You're doing a great job. Yeah. Please, please come to the office.

We ask you to come to the office, where we ask you to come to the office. I embrace what Charleston stands for, which we all know is pillows. Pillows. From what we've seen of Charleston so far, this episode, it does stand for pillows. There's a lot of napping going on in this episode,

and I'm here for it. Why doesn't Shep The Mayor of something? If someone was like, I'd like to sleep till 2. I'd be like, you are fucking hired. Thank you very much, sir. I'll pass out the pins for you. So then Craig actually tells this to us, this is boss and he goes, well, the thing is that like with the people I hang out with and stuff, like Thomas and those guys, they don't only

have a job so they'll start partying it like one or two. And if I don't go, I feel really bad that I'm not there lie hang out with and stuff like Thomas Thomas and those guys they don't only have a job So they'll like start partying it like one or two and if I don't go I feel really bad That I'm not there because everybody's supposed to be there So like I just have to come and wait for that. I'm like you just told your boss You got to come and late because you want to go to a party instead. Yeah, God bless Craig and the boss isn't quite getting it either Because he's like but Craig what I'm trying to tell you is that you are going to be judged by the people you hang out with, whether you like that or not. He's like, oh, so people are going to think I'm rich. And I'm going to get laid all the time.

Great. Sounds great. Thanks to the advice I quit. Yeah. So then we go to Whitney, who's kind of like, his hair right now is kind of when Liza Menelli was like, I'm going to do acid rock in the 80s. You know that moment? Well, Joan Jett Esk.

Yeah, and I'm there, you know, and so he's on the patio and it's a party, it's a party! And we know it's a party because we hear the party alarm We just killed the theater. We broke it! DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG I don't know why I'm frightened. Just kidding. Okay, so... That was actually the sound of JD Flatline. I just...

Elizabeth's like, I have the EKG. He made it through two last... Oh, guys! And then it was... You remember the wife? I don't remember, but you remember? You remember the old spoon receptacles, don't you? It's like her name is Elizabeth, sir.

You can just call me Huah. And some girl drinks the punch, and she's like, tastes like guts alts. And he's like, what did it? It's perfect. All right, so she's like, no, the fans, well, I'm going on a beer run. And when he's like, shintrie curse around? How does it be a run?

Glad you made it, you're a craggy boy! I almost didn't make it, I had to cast my ballot for a Romney and Ryan crag. That was like two months ago. Aww! And camera's like, there's a lot of pressure in the South for women because you know, your wife and wife is a woman. It's just lay there, get pregnant, pop that baby's and be called this one. But I've got a husband, so it's real fun for me to watch

he's 12, it's fall over themselves drinking with his punch. Ah. Yeah. Yeah, at which point when you then terms cameras, like you shouldn't drink your carbs, then he like raised up his glasses glasses like it's the taste of victory. I don't know what so then Poor Danny someone's a call. It didn't work out with it didn't work out with Thomas. I was kind of a pig I've got another friend to introduce you to this one This one is pure win. Okay, Danny. This is shit

This one is pure win. Okay. Danny, this is shit. Oh, my gosh. So Cameron's just like, you know what? The guys in Charleston, they just have a buffet of women at their disposal. Okay, where we women, we basically just have like a tuna sandwich and a vending machine.

It's one round round. All right. I mean, look at this. So Danny, tell us, Chef, you are so much more attractive when you're so aware and he's like, oh, gross. Since he's like, that's why you'll be single forever. And McWatt is everybody here have to talk like that. Who cares if you're single forever, that is my point.

It's wrong with that. It's amazing. It's wrong with that. It's amazing. So then... Just kidding, suckers. So Thomas shows up. He's wearing like an oversized suit. Like he's like the kid in big who just like him out of the machine. He's like, I was Tom Hanks for like a day. Whoa, and I'm in the suit. So he's like in this big suit, you know. And T-Rab is like, I was Tom Hanks for like a day. Whoa, and I'm in the suit. So he's like in this big suit, you know.

And T-Rap is like, you know, when it comes to picking out a woman, I think it's wrong to be Blazane, choose a woman like a guacam. At a baker. Should be more like a sion, at a sion. The problem with the queson is you can't eat it and put it back. You can't do that in bakeries, I've tried. So then Catherine is there in this pink crop top bikini thing, looking adorable. She's like in front of a taco stand like. It's my taco list. Like looking fabulous.

And we just keep getting little shots of Catherine. But every time they show a shot of Catherine, they're so crazy. The evidence are fuckers, you know that. So they'll show a shot of Catherine being like, I'm got sunny. You know, like that's it. She's not saying anything.

But then they'll cut to Craig being like, see, bitch. And then they'll show Catherine going, see, bitch. It's like so Catherine. And then every guy being like see this and this is still when Catherine was like not out is being like a fucking tiger who will That was our other opposite was that episode of the red running across the bridge. Oh my one day one day someday when we come back. So this was my So in this episode and the first episode that part of Catherine hadn't come to fruition yet. She hadn't been turned into that tree.

No. So she was bearing a different kind of fruit. Little baby fruit. So Catherine in this episode was like, Hi. Hi. How are you? So then we have, then we cut over to Craig and he's like telling Shep about how he was in court that day. And you know, as much shit as we talk about Shep, you know, I've always still despite everything, I actually still really like Shep. And I think it's because at moments like these,

when after Craig is talking about being in court, Shep tells us, gosh, unless you're a professional athlete or a famous movie actor, I really don't want to hear about your job. I mean, it speaks the truth. Which everybody agrees with that, right? Right. And that is your advice. And that is your advice.

And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice.

And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. And that is your advice. either sir okay we don't want to hear about you surfing and fucking all day I like I'm glad you're right glad you're having fun with that all right so now so Whitney and Thomas are now talking to Catherine and Thomas is once again being like well she's the sion did I use that word yet, sion. Sion. Yeah. It's a square car you can pack sacks or boxes in.

You could be a Honda version that you can pull out the carpet and it's just rubber. If you spill something, you just hold it down and keep going along with your day. So I'm looking for an Elementor of sion. That's what I'm looking for an Elementor of Cyan. That's what I'm saying. I just want an affordable car that I could put things in, ideally some Amazon Prime packages. And then Thomas tells us Catherine's reputation in the Senate, and we called a Senate Barbie. Oh my God. I call our Quasong Barbie. I called her a half-two chocolate Quasong.

So now, the mating ritual begins, and Thomas is like, so where'd you get your beauty? Roll like that. And then he goes, and what color hair is that? What is that? They call that red hair. What is that now? It's like red hair. It's a primary color.

It's a really, really basic color. And then she's like still, she's not at that point yet, obviously, where she can be like, shut up, you idiot, make me fuck this stupid asshole, which she gets to, you know, we'll get to that. But at this time, she's still like being like just agreeing with everything Thomas says. So he's like, what is that red? And she goes, red, are we the ever you call it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha noticing you across the room, you are one fake bitch. You want to come home with me? Who says that? At which point he then moves over to some tennis player and goes, I bet you have a sweet swing.

What does that mean? Is that a sexual thing? Because I promise when he said it just because it's Thomas. But he makes everything sound disgusting. He's like, I guess my penis isn't big enough to imagine what that could be. I'm like, wow, that sounds amazing. What a huge penis. But I have to add one thing that he told Catherine. She goes, well, I'm thinking of going back to natural color.

And he goes, well, I say, if you're red make it redder and if you tall make it taller and she goes exactly. She's like I have no idea what he's talking about please. If you don't kill the monster, it murders everyone else in the movie. You know what I'm saying? So Southern Charm is like we're're not even gonna mess around with like, make you wonder what happened. It's like commercial break.

And now here's Thomas in the morning in Bathrobe, bringing your coffee to Catherine, and he goes, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but a Southern gentleman always brings a lady coffee in the morning. With Southern Charm, and then back a lady on the first date. And then puts her through four to five years of legal troubles.

The captain was so cute and not bad you guys. It's like that first time you find a pillow that doesn't suck, but you didn't know that pillow is sucked before. And by pillow, I mean an actual pillow. She was on the pillow like this. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking bed, okay? So now for those, so now for those of you who think that Thomas went after Catherine for like, you know, to look better at his campaign and that was like not for love or anything, I can let you know that was not the case because that's he says, like, I normally don't have a thing for redheads, but you know, maybe my little head said yes because

She's hot And my little head I mean my penis So then Jenna has If she's at the air show or something Jenna's on the show coming off some private plane Like is that a blue angels plane? She's got like sunglasses like this. She's like, Hey, look what I discovered. Sound glasses. Yeah. She's got sunglasses like this on her face. She's full on glaucoma sunglasses. She's literally a raided and old person's home and still all their cataract glasses. She's like, I could have been one of those people

that got married right after high school and started a family, but I guess I've rebelled again that. Instead, I just liked Shaqt up with an old dude with a private plane. Yeah. I rebelled. Now I just fly around in blue angel plane to the air shows and wear crows.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm going to be in a dark crystal. So Whitney pulls up and he's like, I love the car. She picks up Whitney. She's like, he goes, I love the car. And it's just really nice car. And she goes, that's called your starter bend.

That's the first wife's car. And instead of slapping him and being like, I have a job, I'm very serious. She's like, um, actually, it's my second starter car. It's not a live car. He's like, is the other one a convertible because of this whole thing? oh, that's a choice. Okay, great. So they go shopping and you know, there's only like one place that sells dead birds So they go and I've learned that this town does have a store for everything, you know, yeah I can see like and dead bird stole You know, it's like gorgeous like great stenciling on the outside. Yeah, I walked around this town today And I was like wow a hat store. Yeah, so I have really on the outside. Yeah, I walked around this town today, and I was like, wow, a half store. Yeah.

Does that really still look like something? Yeah. A half of the others. Yeah, she's like, do you have any crackles? She's like, hey, girl, no, long time no see. My mother hates everything in here. Just put something in my bag, and I'll really piss her off. Brava.

Nothing like Jenna did render us speechless. I need a moment after having Jenna, because I start tripping out a little bit. She's a lot. I get a little, her Molly just talking about her. So then we go over to a place called Sermetz. I can't think it's Jay. Was it Jay?

Was it J.D.'s restaurant? Yes, it was. One of JD's restaurants has now closed. By the way, did anyone ever have gentry bourbon? Anyone? Well, the Yelp Reviews are in. Oh, just got tripped and buzzed. So we go over to the JD's restaurant, and JD and Thomas are there and Thomas is like,

well, when he was single, JD was quite a lady's man. I'm like, then also maybe when he's married. But now, yeah, now he's banging tricks, too, yeah. I'm in his wife, his wife, Elizabeth. Remember the wife, right? So Thomas tells us, you know, JD is one of my trusted advisors. He gives me advice on relationships. And I give him advice on business and money.

You guys can both now join camera at the end of fail streets. It has cobblestones. Wow. That was actually one of the funniest moments of the hour. The fact that those two idiots advise each other in the worst things that they are able to do. And that's where we get to close up of the new snuggle. And I was like, yeah, I win! So Thomas is like, well, I don't know what the hell that was

or who that came from, but thank you for this. I don't think I've ever gotten that before. It has like a round sound that was as good. Woo! It's whatever's trapped in Thomas's. So Thomas is like, well, so I was set up with Catherine, and then JD is just so gross, he's like, I can imagine that was pretty special. I'm going to say as well, two look at woman, his gay brother.

You make the wrong decision that can harm Cha. Making the right decision can make your president wink. Why do they wink every time they say they were president? Not gonna happen, okay? Although. Wow. So today, huh? Just kidding, guys. Yeah, this is what I planned to talk about.

Help carrying this country. Just kidding. So now we go to a place called the rooftop. I don't know why it became campus Luann right there, but it's fine Which believe that girl is the much of the rooftop Free cap rate for everyone Clang, Clang, Clang goes to trolling Bang, Bang, Bang go the rapist

So Jenna and Whitney are at the rooftop with Cameron and Leva you know know, Leva also, I feel like, is uncredited. She has been there since the beginning. Leva has been there since the beginning. Leva has been there since the beginning. I like, no one even talks about her, but she's been there from the beginning. So congratulations, Leva. You're good.

Because on this show, Cameron's always been the one. He's better than everybody else. And everyone feels like a loser next to Cameron. And it's just so comforting to know that she's always had Leva there to make her feel that way. Yeah, it just makes a whole set of feel like a warm hug, then. Yeah. So Cameron's talking to Jenna, and they went to high school

together, and Cameron's like, well, I wouldn't say that Jenna was bad. She was alternative. And I love that to be like alternative, you basically have to like cut your hair short. You basically have to like cut your hair short. But I also feel like for Cameron, that's like calling someone a faggot. Yeah, that's like such a word for Cameron to say. She's all turned.

It was with her eyebrows. That's all turned into it. It was nasty. It was loaded. I felt like it was loaded. I was like wow wow wow So yeah, they're just talk is when he needs to buy his step in cabin and camera needs to sell a house to someone So they're gonna get into business together and then and then meanwhile Thomas is gonna be having a polo match tomorrow

And Cameron stress because she went to dillard. She literally went to dillard to couldn't find anything Gwen is sitting at home like that. Bitch, Kami. I gave her a free Pashmina. One day I'm gonna get someone from this cast to make my story look fucking amazing. And I'm like, she's gonna rue the day. Swing a flag.

You could just imagine that girl was like spinning one of those things on the sidewalk until Catherine came by. Yes, finally. And I'd love the difference between how Cameron said that they met. She's like, well, I remember her being alternative. And then Jenna's version of how it all happened. She's like, we met in a swimming pool full of football players.

I don't know. I also, I feel like we didn't talk about the fact I I also feel like we didn't talk about the fact that like Jenna with a short and high school She's like a cheerleader like blonde cheerleader. She's like this and she's like, but I decided to be more edgy And it's like you got Joan London's new hero card That's not edgy That's not edgy. So let's see, Thomas is over at the house with the cobbler. Polo guys talking about the plantation he bought, and it's a piece of heaven. So he's talking about polo, and like how after prison he found polo, and it gave him a

raison d'etre. So he decided to build a polo field. I'm like most people when they got a prisoner are like, how can I give back to the community? He's like, he decided to build a polo field. I'm like most people when they got a prisoner like how can I give back the community? He's like I don't know the polo field. You got the polo. I was list list so whipped out my penis and started hitting polo things with it. I don't even know what you hear. Is that a ball you hear?

What are you hitting polo? If you build it they will mail hands. If I build it I'll have something to come on. Sorry, it's so disgusting. I didn't know the show is going to be so disgusting. I was like what an innocent episode. It's because you're here, you know that. I'm being like 10 times more disgusting. I'm so sorry. Yeah.

I'm just like trying to look up there. I'm like, please don't, please remind me that. I'm just right there just staring at you. So Cameron's like, Pello is associated with ostentation. But I think it's so silly that people feel the need to get decked out when you're walking around and horse shit. Cut to Catherine decked out looking amazing. to Catherine, decked out looking amazing. Catherine, decked out looking amazing.

You're like, what's your name? I accepted him. Cameron's like, Thomas gets a bad rap, but it's only because of his last name and his rapiness. I like when you can just quiet me, you know. He's the one with the charges, not me. It's really hard to get me to shut up. And you can do it. I was like, wow. All right. So Thomas is like, you know what? I'm probably going to put a mill into this polo field. You got to spend money to

make money. All that money you're going to bring in on that backyard polo field weirdo. So it's sad when Thomas is quote in Karen Huger. Sort of. You have to make me in the oh million. So everyone showing up for polo and like chef gets there and we find out that chef has like a huge fear of horses which I didn't even remember and he's like GURS! They could kick me at any moment, GURS CRAG! GURS! That's literally poop over there. I was like, how do you think you're claiming Glady Fields?

Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... So, Pull Up, Pull Up. Whenever Pull Up starts happening on this show, I'm just like... Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So when you score, you do like a packed flip. It's like a car wheel, huh? Garsh, you know, Garsh, right?

And I was like, Whitney's making fun of Thomas, which is like classic Whitney, you know. That's why he brings Thomas along. And he's like, I think I love most about Paula Mother. Like he's just talking to Patricia and his head. He's like the thing I love most about Paula Mother. Like he's just talking to Patricia and his head. He's like the thing I love most about Paula Mother is the like, the owners play on the team.

So like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, she goes by team, she goes by team, and be the quarterback. I was like, really lead singer and guitarist of RenoB? Please tell us about that. I actually there are two girls here in Renobshire. Yeah, I have to say I actually genuinely felt bad for Whitney at that moment because when you made that like comment about life isn't it crazy? Like if you're like, oh no, the redskins you can just be quarterback.

Craig just goes Whitney is fascinated by this. I was like, ooh, you got shaded by Craig. I'm sorry Whitney, I'm sorry, you got to go through that. You got shaded by a guy with a Rolex picture in his room. Yeah. Okay. Can I share something personal with you? If I had a lot of money, my dream would be to have a water slide

for my bedroom to my pool. The look he gives when he says he goes, I don't think he understands even how water slides work. Why is my room so wet? Oh, it's like stabbing it with a butter knife. And this is also where we start understanding the rules amongst the guys because they like lay down law for each other every season of the show and like, what is that?

Can you want to boom someone? So, excuse us. Oh, excuse us. Excuse us. Excuse us. Ah. I love you. For those listening at home everyone at home is like Ronnie just died on stage for those of you who are listening at home one uh Katherine Dennis just entered the bill. And only an hour and a half late, I am honored. She was just in the neighborhood.

She was just in the morning for breakfast. Okay. I love you. Thank you for, yeah, we know, we, uh, thank you. Oh my god, it's so worked out great. I would have been terrified calling you all those names while you weren't here. I know.

Just kidding Wow, all right this show severed. Yeah, everybody go party So speaking people arrived is that your boy is that your boyfriend? Oh my god. Yes What is your criminal record like, sir? Do you have an Amazon PM account? Do you have an Amazon Prime account? For those of you guys wondering who can't get a good view, he's hot. He is hot.

God, I hate that you're looking at me from the single. This is like my worst selfie angle. This is why I don't FaceTime because like when you when someone calls you and you turn on your FaceTime You're like, hello? Hello Hello. Okay, do you love that we talk? Of course, this is Southern China, so we've been talking about sexual harassment the entire time. Yeah. And then we spend 15 minutes sexually harassing you.

I apologize. Yeah. I'm getting a gallery named after me. I finally made it. All right. So we're at the polo match. And... Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just soak it in, soak it in. So, except the guys start gathering, you know,

planning on... Oh, what were we talking about the rules? Like the rules of the polo. When I get nervous, I just start scrolling. I was like, hi! I'm on like real housewives of Atlanta from last week. I'm like, what? Catherine said that.

So, actually, we're pretty good at the rules. So the big scuttle butt is that someone knew news coming to the polo match and it's Jenna. And Craig's like, Jenna has a mohawk apparently. I love that this crazy hair salon has already scandalized the polo. She's like, oh my god, the hair's up a little bit. It's like wild, yeah, of course. And then they're like, who's old lady? Because she comes in with those guacamas glasses, you know?

Oh my god, Jessica Tandy's here. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm all trying to. I can't remember when we met at that swimming pool

for football players. And so the guy is convened to figure out who's going to get to harass her first, you know. And so Craig's like, what a new girl comes into the grid. You can see it on the guy's faces. You can also hear JD go, oh, he's like, whoa, we're going camping to someone make a tent for no reason, eh? Woo! He's stupid. We're doing very basic prop comedy up here. So he's like, whoever Jenna shows interest in first you let her decide you know

But first let him have a swing at it. What is with this word swing? Charles, I'm what am I not understanding what is it some sexual move I don't understand I was just Re-adjusted that swinging That's what you call the Charles to swing That's what you call the chast and swing. That's what it is. Second only to the mashed potato. So, Jenna shows up. She walks in and all the guys are like, you know, And Craig's like, oh.

And Jenna's like, she just totally ISIS him out. He's like, hi, I'm Greg. She just walks right by him, right up the shop. He's like, oh. What's wrong with my sewing? So it's time for dinner. And you know, because Thomas goes out to read the ring the slave bell. Thanks Thomas, really, really great entrance into the show. So he rings someone said, sorry.

You know what the show like tonight? There's not only the people, look, all the people in the show that we're making fun over here and I don't just mean the front row. All of you are the people. So thank you for being so kind. Yeah. You can kick Ben's ass after the show. Yeah. It's my fault.

So they all go in for dinner and chefs like oh my god There's a zebra on the floor There's an actual bed zebra that someone has skinned alive and Gorse all over the Wow Thomas whoa He's like my decorating insisted We're gonna find establishment called the Z Gallery. I love to entertain. I love to have it served. You don't have to worry about all those things.

You've got a fucking zebra on the floor. Clean it up. Waiter. That was a really important stance to take. Waiter. Um, no, it's a really important stance to take. Thank you. So, that's not okay, okay?

We're still doing that with cows and staff, but Zee Brothers! So, have you ever seen a Zee Brothers with a baby eye hat because I have Facebook? How dare you? So, they're all making idle chatter and then chefs like, gosh, Thomas, or someone, I'm sorry, someone is like, hey, so Thomas, like how many horses are in your stall right now and chefs like, gosh, is that a euphemism? How many horses in your stall right now?

Yeah, you just see Craig being like, what's a euphemism? And why are the horses stalling? Is the horse okay? Does it have a bad euphemism? I like the Thomas does an anchery. It's like, well there's room for ten. Okay, so everyone's pretending to be anything. Ten horses and one water buffalo. Oh, a bigger plaza in the front. Bigger plaza in the front. Jotze.

You can hear the sound of the water buffaloes coming from the ten buffalo stable right about now. What Jotze? Chelsea? What Chelsea? Oh, I have to say, I've what is that, that girl is like a suicide bomber, I don't even know what she was thinking. So at the reunion when she goes and she's like, people make fun of me for flicking my hair. So it would be great. Yeah, you have flicking hair. I have never been more proud of this show.

I was like, what? It's a fine moment for all of us as a good guy. Yeah, I know that it is. Okay, so, uh... Hey, Katherine, do you want to show everyone how to properly flick your hair? It's just their case right here. Come on up. Yes. I told you.

That's how you do it. Topco stand hair flick. Did you see it? Oh, you missed it. We heard you went to a taco stand. Our Uber driver told us. Our Uber driver told us. Our Uber driver showed us a picture we took of you to. You went to a taco stand.

It's very exciting. That's what I thought. She's like, yeah, I don't know. This photo shot. So Cameron just decides to fuck up this dinner party, and I love that she does this every time she goes there. She's like, guys, I have a question. I have a quotation mark.

I have something trouble. Something trouble. Something's coming. So she asked the guy who would be right for Thomas, Scarlett or Melanie. And they're like, what? Confession I've never seen go with a wind. I was like, is that the spice girl Melanie? I'm sorry

Ben is officially the straightest person in this room. No thanks. No thanks. I'm a Yankee. I like watch like Woody Allen Lee Yankee, what are you trying to get us fucking killed can we just get through this? I'm just trying to be emotional. I will eat radishes again. I will eat. Is that what it was, radishes? I watched it as a young gay, as we should, because I had elder gays who took me to gay college

and showed me things I'd gone with the wind. And the internet. Okay, so they're like, who fuck is Scarlett Wattabuns? And Thomas of course knows and so he comes out in his tree Thomas fashion he's like huh why would he want some born woman like Melanie? Look here's how I look at Look at him. Mellony Mary Pan. Mellony Mary. Melanie is in a property that this government has developed called no boner. Then you take the Ravanelle trolley over the Ravanelle bridge under the Rel Lake and past the Cooper, the Cooper dump truck station, around Limehouse Grill, and then you see the cool to sack known as Scarlet O'Hara. They're like, who the fuck are you talking about?

Where are you building things, Thomas? And then he's like, now would you want a red or an ashle? And I'm like, wow, he's already questioning ashle five years before they eat a mat. Thomas, I just feel like you just aren't taking it seriously anymore. Who's Rhett? Now, would you want a Rhett or an Asli? Because Rhett, what a pussy. Why would Scarlett go for that wimp of a man?

And Cameron's like, um, because he had a job, a house and refused to be on TV. That's why I'm married. That is actual advice to take, everybody. So thank Cameron for that. So Thomas is like right near JD and he's like, see, I almost said like JDM, we lit. Ah! When the world is turned upside down, people like Ashley Willis go straight to the bottom, and people like Rev Butler, like this guy,

Jeehy, we go straight to the top. But you know, like in that analogy, you're on the bottom, like you're at the bottom of the tank. So when it gets turned upside down, you go the other way, which now is just an upturn tank. Like he's just lost me with this whole thing. Whatever they both have mug shots or whatever. Some call them mug shots and some call them availability of professional photographer. Some are called... availability of a professional photographer. Samurka.

Who are you, judge? Unwanted glamour shots. So then, chap, he's like totally into Thomas's bullshit. It's like, Cores. Jenna. Pagina. I like all the cargos. Maybe I should move to California. Okay, I'm going to show you, I'm Hotels, Jenna, hotels.

Oh, it's swing, a swing. She's like, why is my hand? Well, he's like, oh, I actually had a beer pan down there. You know the sad part is there are actually people who have moved to California because they're like, I like avocados. The California is full of a lot of people like that. Why do you move to California? I like avocados the California is full a lot of people like that. Why do you need to California? Oh Jenna's like you want a bet like I bet I'm never gonna sleep with you and he's like oh gosh

That's the dumbest bet I've ever heard it's obvious you want to kiss me. I'm like just because she's here like this Does not mean you necessarily want to kiss me. I'm like, just because she's here like this, does not mean she necessarily wants to kiss you. She's had a limit, that's all. She's like, guys in Charleston have no game. And by game, I mean airplanes. So she's like, I'm bored and Thomas is like, oh, she said she is in downtown Baltimore, Pennsylvania with you.

And she's like, look, this is all I've got, right? If you don't want them for get it, she's like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't want them for get it. She's like, okay, let me try again. Have I mentioned all the comments? forget it. He's like, okay, let me try again. Have I mentioned all the comments? What are your thoughts on guacamole? Gosh, that's all the comments mesh together.

She's like, end game. That would have ended this whole story in line. So Cameron's like, Thomas, forgive me for overstepping, but you think that your reputation is like make people think I'm a flander and criminal. She's like, finally someone who can hear my inner voice. He's like, yes, and that's why they'll vote for me. He's like, I'm so into this. And then he orders his famous line, I didn't have a problem with cocaine. I just love the smell of it. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's kind of amazing, Ryan. It's kind of amazing, I can't even... Why? He can't joke about cocaine.

How's he going to... What's the status? He's career, if he's talking about cocaine. cocaine! cocaine! cocaine! cocaine! cocaine! I said, he can't joke about cocaine. How's he gonna whizz up? Stay this copious. If he's talking about cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. They touch the feel, the smell of cocaine. Okay. Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe cocaine. Goc cocaine. I can think of like no advertising fucker. Like, okay. Co-cane. Co-cane. Just do it. That's like all I can think of.

Nike. That is sad. Where's the cocaine? Where's the cocaine? To old ladies. Where's the cocaine? Oh. Cocaine. Co-feless. I's the cocaine? Oh, cocaine, copeless. I think they're Ross' joke.

Okay, do you guys have Ross' dress for less here? But I was looking up an old Navy here because I didn't wash my pants in time. Can't wait for you to smell them. Hashtag. Hashtag wins. Hashtag wins. And it was like a far way away. So thanks, Lotjarks. That was a very poetic of you.

I know, right? I learned it. I learned it. First came here in his old Navy jeans before 1800. So then this was back in the time when Bravo would put in these really annoying, like 45 second clips. I don't know where in between commercials. So in the middle of this whole scene, suddenly it's like,

T-Rap saying, let's go skin a dip. Let's do that. This is civil. This is civil. At which point, we got what we always dreamed of, but not in the way we wanted it, which was him finally taking off the white pants. But we didn't actually just see the act

of the white pants coming off. You know, him getting all dad bod, Ravinell, in the water. I ain't judgein' a dad bod, that's like my goal weight, okay. I'm going for dad bod, but keep your clothes on and all the girls were like, they were like, no, please don't, that mucinaclose about to unleash, you know, don't do it, Do not release the cracking. So they jump in with their clothes on. Prabha has an obsession.

Whenever they have a show about this out there, like, look how people jump in dirty water. Because it happens in Savannah, and I think they jump in the water in New Orleans, don't they? A lot of dirty water jumping. Yeah. So where are we? What else happens here? We're almost at the end.

Does that sound like a little bit? Now everyone's getting it. Whitney's going to lecture him. Oh. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Ha. Ha. Ha. Sit down, let's talk about this. He's like, you really need to get past this playboy persona you have. And Thomas is like, immediately he's like, well, may a hands. May a hands, may a hands. I would like to make this country great by hanging out with cute girls. I'm tired of access. That's so much to ask. To Thon Own Self be true. And as not follows day, thou can't speak false to another day.

That is McMass! To Thon Own Self, thou hast thou mayereth hand death. To thine own pall of filth goes a sleeping bag, so your hooker does not get cold in the night. That is my birth! Moose in knuckle-ass. Isn't it great? Isn't it me? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? That is a little mermaid! That is a little mermaid! What do you call them? Moose Nucleus?

What do people quote Macbeth? That did not end well. Which ended up being fitting in the situation. Thomas or Winnie's like, is this climate? Which is so funny that he put it this way. It's like, let's just get a bunch of horrors in mini-presses to dance around you to ogle for your political ad campaign. Yeah.

It's like, ah, if we only saw the pages turning in the error book. And so set off a million, a million terrible decisions over the next five years on his other charm. That brings up to the end. You guys. This was a terrifying show. Terrifying. My heart was racing.

We've been scared. Like when I was a waiter, I would have dreams. I would have dreams. Thanks guys. Thanks South. Just kidding. I would have dreams where Thanks guys, thanks South, just kidding. I would have dreams where there's just like a million tables and I can't do anything and I'm just powerless

and I'm just stuck with baskets of bread and I don't know where they go and everybody hates me. We've had the equivalent of that dream, I think 20 times a week. And you guys have given us the best time. Thank you so, so much. Thank you, thank you Charleston. Thank you, Southern Charmers.

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