Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'

Episode Date: July 9, 2019

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fate. And I believe it because you have some odd dreams. Well ever since I started watching Gen Noble, yes. Yeah, being a bar ad during a Carlyway Jepson concert literally a dream about it huge dream come true Okay, huge and it was during one of my favorite Carly Raid Jepson songs too, so it was like everything was working It was like it's all happening Carly Raid Jepson's new song corner corner Probably will be her new song Coherent by see ya So here we are to do Southern Tom New Orleans now you might notice last week we were off a day or two

But now we're doing an extra free cap. What the heck you guys there are six full free caps of this week Can you believe it? I know because you know, New Orleans is so good. We just really couldn't like stick it as like a little thing at the end of an episode. And you know, the bonus episodes we have like, I don't know. We just felt like we had to give Noah. It's due, you know? Yeah. And also we just can't take a day off because we feel too guilty. You know, we're like, all right, let's just do some extra recaps. So that's what we're doing this week.

So we open up Southern Charm Newell, New Orleans, at Justin and Kelsey's housewarming. Housewarming. All right, I want everybody to behave at my housewarming. We should give a public announcement that we are still workshopping our Kelsey voice. To me, Kelsey is the new candy burst voice. It's like that grail voice that you can never really do, but you try as hard as you can. And so for you, that's how your Kelsey comes out. Mine

comes out. Mine like this. This is my Kelsey voice. Jimmy, come, you're being loud. So that's where we open up. And there's a lot of that Kelsey stuff. So that's gonna make you crazy. Turn back now. Okay. You're warning audience. So yeah, so basically we're sort of like, we're back at Justin and Kelsey's housewarming and we sort of like, we go back a few beats from what we saw last week. We see Jeff sort of like drunkenly walking up to Reagan

and Rachel and Tamika and he proudly announces that he facetimed his date from last night, and the girls are just sort of staring at him like we don't really care to be honest, you know. I know, like you texted Jose Cuervo. It's like, what's next? Did you send her a gift? Did you send her a gift?

Wow, we're really invested in this, Jeff, thanks. Yeah, so he goes up to them and he's like to me, come on, I know you got my back. But here's the thing. I think you care about me more than Reagan, okay? Because everyone does, you know, I just feel like you're going to more problems than you had. And Rachel's like, oh, Rachel's just coughing on whatever cocktail. Whatever craft cocktail they've arranged for this party. So to make a poll's Jeff aside, she's like, okay, Jeff, we're going to talk about this

over here. So, you know, you have a facade right now and we don't believe it. We don't think that you're fine. You're totally not fine, whatever. And so, they start to just talk and I guess to me because voice starts to raise. And Kelsey, who has been in a previous episode, given this whole pep talk from Justin of like, you know, if she starts to, if she starts to like pop off, you got to throw her out. So Kelsey, I think it's like chomping at the bit.

It's to me, it's like when someone cuts me off a traffic and I don't honk at them. And then I'm like angry that I didn't honk and so I have this like built up honk inside me and then someone does the smallest infraction and I just like honk so hard at them because I had to let the honk out. That's kind of like what lady is trying to cross the street. Yeah. Yeah. It's like once that honk has been summoned it has to come out and I kind of feel like that's what happened to Kelsey. Yeah, she was ready to go. It's getting too loud.

Are they fighting in my house? Are they fighting in my house? It's getting too loud in this house. It's getting too loud. Meanwhile, the only who's being loud is Kelsey, by the way. It's getting too loud in this house. Hold on a second, it's getting too loud. Meanwhile, the only one who's being loud is Kelsey, by the way. I know, Kelsey's yelling and her eyes are bulging out.

She's on a really fast roller coaster. This is my house. This is my house. And then to me, because, no, it's not your house, baby. It's not your house, baby. It's not your house, baby. It's not your house, baby. Hey, miss my house.

Hey, miss my house. Justin, is not your house baby. It's not your house baby. It is my house. It is my house. Justin, is this my house or not? Is this my house or not, Justin? And he's like, oh yeah, it's your house. You're my girlfriend. You deserve respect baby. And to me, because like, um, I swear to God, Justin, I swear to God, Justin, I swear to God, Justin, Justin, Justin, not a house, Justin, I swear to God, Justin. I want you to go outside and talk to me like a woman. I'm not gonna go outside and talk to me like a woman. I mean while Reese is like, Reagan, you're pregnant. Stay away. Stay away.

Stay away. Out of 10 doctors agree that a raging Tamika is bad for Chad. I don't want our baby to come out like traumatized anymore of the babies to be okay. Yeah, now I'm just gonna go over here and piss in the corner I'm gonna go over here and piss on this like EO lap okay I'll be right over here are you peeing in my house so Kelsey's like uh get off line and talk to me like a woman I love I love your Swedish variation It's kind of the Swedish chef and Ressa. It is. And mine, I'm like trying to just get that bubble sound that she has in her voice, but like when I try to do it and

try to like add the lady sounds to it, it just winds up just high pitch and crazy. So to me, because like Justin, Justin, what do you want? What do you want, Justin? Do you want me to go outside, Justin? What do you want, Justin? It's your house, okay? It's your house. He's like, speak to her with respect. And Barry's like, we're going, that's it. And he's like, yeah, well I'm sorry, I think your wife can't act right. You have to leave right now.

So then they kick up Barry and Tameca and Barry like trips on his way out the door, which I liked, because I like slapstick. And Tameca's like, all match. She's like, well, we'll see what happens when they break up. I know, she's like, she has my ring, she has no skin in the game. I mean, house is her house.

I'm serious, I wear a skin in the game. Where is the skin in the game? Yeah. So then Kelsey tells the guest, she explains what happened. She's like, Tomica was being loud. So I was being louder to tell her to raise her voice down. I'm like, nothing makes sense in any of what you just said. Raise her voice down.

You're being louder to make sure she could be quieter. Yeah, you need to be better with instructions. And then to me, as outside being to me, I was like, oh, she can't kick me out because I'm leaving anywhere. I'm leaving anyway. How can you kick me out if I'm leaving anyway? And how can you kick me out of your house if it's not your house?

She's just talking really fast. And but marching to nowhere, which is the trend on this Sunday night on brava shows people marching away, but then marching nowhere It also happens on Potomac. It's like wait, that's least back again. It's a big existential crisis Where am I walking to cuz cuz Kelsey can't tell them what to do properly She's like you better go on in here. You better you better leave all arriving here Yeah, you better leave on in here. You better you better leave all arriving here. Yeah You better stay and leave Better go outside and turn around and wipe your feet on the welcome mat and come back in here to tell and talk to me

I am kicking you inside my house Wait King me in yes, you get back right in the right now before I get angry and kick you in again so Barry is telling to me outside he's like well I'm just worried about Justin's like um you know what Justin's doing here's what Justin's doing he's playing to save that okay that's what Justin's doing he is God from it he makes his girlfriend mad yeah and he's like I'm I'm a woman and this is my house and I want my guest to feel safe And I want her to talk to me respectful because this is my house and guess what guest house this is my house

And just like oh, yeah speaking of that I totally spilled because of all the drama. Sorry Yeah, by the way, it's not like to make a had like a chainsaw that she was just like worrying around during all this like I like to make a had like a chainsaw that she was just like worrying around during all this. Like literally she and Jeff were having a conversation to the side and no one felt unsafe. Yeah, so then Barry's outside talking to her again. And he's like, listen, you know, if we were dating and I renovated a house, oh no, he's like, when we were dating, I was renovating a house. And she's like Yeah, but then I called you on that shit and we got married because I told you I'm not just gonna be with you

Where you renovate a house? I'm like some girlfriend. So we got married. You guess what? It's gonna skin of the game I basically a football okay? Skin and the game Skin game so at this point Jeff now like leaves the house and starts like his Jeff in the outdoors experience, which is, involves like lots of sort of like semi try. It's like a canter up and down the sidewalk. Like he moves his arms like he's like running really fast,

but he's actually just sort of like ambling to and fro on the lawn off the lawn on the sidewalk back and forth smiling. Doesn't really make sense. It's chaotic though. Yeah, Jeff has one of those drugs that just goes fucking crazy every time. He's like, I don't need a shirt, who needs a shirt? Oh yeah, doing some push ups.

Oh yeah. Yeah, he's like doing push ups, and then he's like lying on the sidewalk. And then John is like, it's getting to the point where we need to read what I was like, what? They had to put some titles up. I know John's always got something in his mouth. He's a marble mouth He really is and I say that as one marble mouth myself

The brain in Spain falls mainly in the plate. I know I feel like I want to take diction classes because I feel like if When I'm like a little bit tired, I slur my words. I apologize listeners. I get it Well guess what? I'm a little bit gay, so that's where my words learning comes from Your tongue locks of a man and then it's lures Yeah, it's dead now. So then we keep cutting back to we just keep getting these quick shots of Kelsey going I'm a goddess my house. I'm a woman. It's my house and then we get then we cut back to me could going You notice she says this her house is fine Like if she wants to say it's her house so she can keep keep so we can keep her wrapped around her finger

That's fine. That's fine. You know, but that's not a house But it's fine because she wants to say her house is it's fine. Okay. That's my bus over there. Look. It's my bus I said it so now it's my bus. It's like, okay, it's on me, God. And then Jeff announces, hey, I'm going to the corner. If you guys want a party, I don't need a shirt, I don't need a shirt at all. I'm like, what's at the corner, and why does it not require a shirt?

Is there like a little like slip and slide over there? And John's like, I believe that alcohol is not a blanket. And John's like, um, I believe that alcohol is not a blanket. I believe that alcohol's not a blanket. Drink it well, but you won't get it warm. And just like, well, you know, look, Jeff jumps in a car, like someone else, somebody to drive him. And then the little capsule, then just says, not Jeff's ride. And just like, look, sometimes you got to go out on top. And sometimes you've got to go out says not Jeff's right. And just like look, sometimes you gotta go out on

top and sometimes you gotta go out on the bottom, right? And John is annoyed, but meanwhile he's writing that down for like his little, uh, yeah, it's a little recorded thing, but he jogs two of his own things. Like, damn it, that's good. He's like, so where are you on that range? And Jeff's like, anywhere, everywhere. A little bit of, but I don't know. I'm like in the middle, but slightly lower, but also like my leg is up high, but my hand might be at the bottom. I'm not sure.

Very sick, you're going out and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna tow the line. Ah, Savannah! Yeah, he says I'm gonna untame the lion. Oh, I thought he said, I'm gonna tow the lion. I was like, what? Is he talking about, uh, Savannah? By the way, I would like to thank Disney for just having the Lion King everywhere at all times. Like, my niece was like, how many times do I have to see the Lion King?

She had to go to a school trip and see it in New York. She saw the cartoon, now there's a new Lion King movie coming out. It's like, I get it Lion King. I know, and then they have to do cross promotion with Jeff's drunken moment. I'm like, wow, Disney is really good. I know, Noah's doing really well. They got a Disney time with Jeff. You know what we really need? A guy going through an emotional crisis. Super bright hair. Where are we going to find that? Yeah, let's let's let's let's see what happens when he enters a state of mental pride rock. Guess what

lions do when they lose their parents, they run, they run, alright? Where are we gonna find that? Alright, let's see if Jeff, Jeff Charleston, he might be a great candidate to re-enact that Sam Pied scene and the circle of life all in one. That's great. It's a two for one. I like that it's Captain Lee who's the headed Disney now. He's like, all right, listen up, Mickey Mouse, you lazy twat. All right. You get on that damn steamboat again and do it wrong.

I'm getting you a goddamn plane ticket home, all right? You freak. Talking mouse. Okay, listen, you goddamn Disney people up. Let me tell you about something about Tomorrowland. damn plane ticket home alright you freak talking mouse here okay listen you goddamn Disney people up let me tell you about something about tomorrow and okay you know what tomorrow and is you're all dead because you didn't pay attention to the safety requirements alright so how about we talk about today land which is clean the goddamn windows and put on a like fest you call him Donald duck I call him Donald fuck up alright how about this here's an idea haunted mansion we bulldoze the whole thing,

because who wants to go in a fucking mansion that has ghosts in it? That's not fun, that's terrifying, okay? You know we put up instead a burger shack, and you just go and have burgers, and it's lovely for the whole family, okay? Right at that. You know what's not a safe vehicle to put your children into your mum's skulls? Teacups! Who the fuck thought of that? Listen, you have someone drink it. If I have one of my guest barfing because of a T-Cup, guess what? You're getting a one way ticket at a Disney World right now

because that's not the sort of service that we give. Our T-Cups make you happy. They don't make you throw up. So Justin and Kelsey are talking. She's like, what's happening? And Justin's like, oh, he's just drunk. You know, climbing trees, doing push-ups, humping a mailbox outside. I said, well, they're really, oh, this is my house.

And that's really loud in my house, which is my house. Because I had it. It's my house, I mean, ownership is 910 to the law. What am I trying to say? Possession is 910 to the law. You know, guess what? Guess what? The law.

Yeah. Well, you've gone from that one. At this point, everyone's exasperated. and Justin is kind of like you know what like the neighbors are gonna call the cops And you and they should and I've had enough and he just goes inside and closes the door So the next day Reagan calls her friend Robin who I guess is a new friend of because we see her a bunch in this show Yeah, I feel like do we see her on a previous episode? Maybe the first episode I feel like she seems big-leaf familiar. I don't know, but now she's back all the time and I'm calling it now.

Robin, you're too talented to be on Bravo. Yeah. You can actually sing on key. You seem like a very genuine nice person. Please back away from the show. Okay? Back to the Bravo. Yeah, she's like the only one on Bravo who can actually sing happy birthday because Lord knows everyone on every show has tried

I know it was weird. I was like is this off key or is it so on key and I'm so used to it being off key that it's actually glorious Like we've had like a lot of bad happy birthdays a lot. Okay, so it was really weird later on when she sang it like with some riffs and some Malisma and it like worked. Oh Oh yeah, it was actually really good. Okay, so Regan calls Robyn saying, I'm having a celebration dinner at Reese's Moms' House because I don't see my friends and he doesn't see her friends so we're bringing all of our friends together. Yeah, Robyn's like, um, I am new to this show and I already hate this concept. She's like I built another party

with that lighting on our faces. Everyone's house on this show is lit with Flores and lighting. Yeah this is like the lighting kits there must be like a shortage of lighting kits in New Orleans. They're really selling those new LED bulbs. Yeah, exactly. Like it looks, it's lit like a classroom. Yeah. And then we see John Mouli exercising and his playlist is his own motivational quotes, which are like sometimes you wake up and sometimes you wake down. It's like, Oh, okay. He's like, sometimes you got to go out on the top and sometimes you got to go out on the bottom

I got that one from a friend That's a John Moody original don't let anyone else tell you any otherwise Time to unleash the lion Also another original one. He's like a savagna. Yeah, that's an original So then to me is calling Jeff and it's like oh my god. Hi, it's me Yeah, that's not that girl's ass. Okay, so tonight I heard you were like running and then I saw you running and then I was like Why is he running? Tamika's turned like to beat Tamika's kind of New Orleans answer to Bethany Frankl She's a little bit. Yeah

Like that it's like a instead of like what's the matter what's going on what what's happening? It's like It's like a instead of like what's the matter what's going on what what's happening. It's like What's a Ben yeah, I don't know I have I suppose that's still that's focus on that. She just says Ben yeah, Ben yeah like like a Ben yeah, Creole Mardi Gras like what's happening Like what's happening? So then Barry and he's very obvious New Orleans things She's like cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone like what's it? She's like she's sort of like voters what's a French quarter? What's a French quarter?

Like Ben yes like French ministry like what? So Barry is taking picking up rainy from school and he's like yeah I'm gonna do this fashion show super super important fashion show fashion show and the rest of this episode is basically that it's like fashion show fashion show oh my god a fashion show well I'm trying to lead my family with a fashion show oh my god Barry's finally leading his family with a fashion show yeah I have to say it's been a it's the fashion show storyline on Bravo has rarely paid off I. I think the best one we ever saw was New York when Ramona did that walk and pretty much every other fashion show storyline has been rather forgettable. I mean, it's always the same thing, right?

Like, oh no, the clothes aren't here yet. Oh well, we'll give it to Shirei by Shirei for really pioneering that because her to close actually never did arrive. So she had to put up drawings for Shirei with field, but everything else it's always like, oh no, what I haven't even looked at the clothing yet. Oh no, what's going to happen? And then it's like fine.

Yeah. So then let's cover it at Justin and Kelly's. I mean, Kelsey's. Yeah. And I wrote Justin and Kelly and I was like, oh my God, what a gross couple name. That was like, yeah, you wrote the name now, wrong stupid. What is their couple name, Jesse? Kelston, Kelston.

Kelston, I like Kelston, that works. Yeah, Kelston, that's a pretty name. That's actually a very southern name. My daughter, Kelston. It is, it's really nice, but I feel like I would hate her Yeah, Kelston is me the other people at school. She was such a mean girl. She's a mean girl Yeah, yeah, but she gets the girl the first girl in junior high to wear one of those necklaces with coke inside Yeah, and then she like marries a super hot guy right out of college, but they have a terrible marriage and and she takes it out on you

Yeah, and then she gets hired on Bravo, and then we root for her for the rest of her life. I'm not sure. Exactly. And then she's like, her one redeeming feature is that she's really good at making a hummingbird cake. A hummingbird cake. So then they're talking about the party, Justin's like,

oh, everything came together so well. I mean, no injuries. What's got to of sucks because I could have used the business. And Kelsey's like, I just wanted to make sure they don't touch anything. So to watch Drake's being spilled in the house, it's mine. I'm really upset about that. I'm telling you with that right now. I wasn't looking for any confrontation, but it seemed like she was getting louder and louder. And then at the park, she said she'd be respectful, but she was trying to talk over me, and guess what?

Guess who's home this is? Your home babe. It's my home, that's right, it's my home. I really did not want to see any spells, and so when Tamika spilled it was like, I mean, I'm like not ready for it to be dirty yet, and it was dirty now, after that, and it's my house. So then Reagan and Reese are getting ready for the party, she's doing the typical thing like you know making Reese move Because Reese would not fucking move off the floor. You didn't like him every once in a while Yeah, so yeah Reagan is cooking like a bajillion different things Like she's made like and not just like that. She's making a bit of bajillion things. They're all like Julia child level with like pastry dough

and puff pastry and they just all looks very time intensive and she just keeps on turning out one after the other after the other and making like cocoa van and everything. And then Reese, which is like amazing. And then Reese is like, of course she doesn't make anything I like. I'm like, you know what? Like I'm sorry she doesn't make like chewing tobacco, okay. Yeah, I'm born. Yeah, sorry she doesn't know how to cook dip, okay. Listen here, fat chef, alright, you need to take a seat. Sorry.

I'll be sorry for you. Sorry she didn't make any homemade beef jerky for you. for you. Sorry she didn't make any home made beef jerky for you. So he's like, uh, why do I have to carry tables? This is my surprise party that I have to work for. And she's like, it's not a surprise. You know about it, Reese. So yeah, he complains that she's not doing anything to he wants. And then he's complaining to her sister, Rayna. He's like, gosh, since she's pregnant, she's worse. She's like, yeah, she's even more anal. Yeah, and then he's like trying to put together flowers in a vase and he's like, see, here's my trick. Okay, you have one color flower and then you take

a contrasting color flower and you just put it in. And boom, you're done. And if you're hanging just looking at us, I'm, are you sure? Yeah, she's like, why don't you put Mark Holler in there and he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not done yet. And then the Kyron comes on and says, six seconds earlier.

And it's him going, boom, I'm done. It was such a petty flashback, but it was so good. The real winner of this is the Kyron Editor. Yeah, they're just all of this episode. They're marking up everything, basically. Everything. They get involved with all sorts of stuff. So then Pat, I don't know who Pat is,

but Pat shows up with Robin. And Robin's like, hello. She's like, I hope you're glad I'm here. It wasn't right to get you Yeah, and then like some gaze arrive and Kelsey and her friend Doug and then Reese's with his mom and He's like he's like yeah, Reagan's like my mom's little doppelganger, you know, I'm like yeah, it's called Edible singer drum right please it's called what?

Edible syndrome right edible. Oh, yeah anyone anyone. Yeah, um, Edible Singer's room, right? Please. It's called what? Edible syndrome, right? Edible, Edible. Oh, yeah. Anyone, anyone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, that's creepy, and I don't want to think about it. But then he doesn't meet it in a nice way at all. Yeah.

Because his mom's like, well, there's gonna be ups and downs in race. He got to stop drinking, because that's a big dance. And maybe we could stop with that a little. It's a cudge. You just like my wife. She was, yeah, well, she's been very forgiving. I don't know if I'd be so forgiving. And was like okay I love this mom yeah and then he but then he's

like yeah I mean Reagan and my mom have like the same abrasive personality like really in your face and my mom's like so narcissistic I was like you know what she's patient because she has you okay she's she's she's been cleaning up your urine in the corner for days and days and days and years and years Yeah, and you live off of them both, you know, yeah, and that too So the mom's just complaining about about him being a lazy slob, you know, it's a nice family moment So then to meekin Rachel the rive and Kelsey hugs Rachel but ignores to meekia, you know, and then to meekia of course Is just walking like I can't believe she's not You know, pregnant I have friends so like I don't even know where things stand because I'm supposed to be our best friends

Like where do we stand right now because I'm at the party and she's here before me and like even though that makes sense Cuz she lives here and I don't like it's really weird like I didn't know she was here Why don't you tell me she's gonna be here like I'm supposed to be our best friend. Yeah, like come out jump a lie What's going on like I don't like I don't get it you know what I'm saying? I'm supposed to be our best friend now. Yeah, like, gumballaya, what's going on? Like, I don't get it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, she told me, why did everyone else get jumballaya before me?

I'm like, what's your best friend? Yeah, like, to me, she seems to like congratulate herself a lot on her behavior. Like, I'm giving you a name, I'm like being nice. I'm like, I'm like being nice, but like, what's the deal? Like, you know, like, what's matter? Like, what's happening? What's going on?

Like every scene is a parole meeting. Like, congratulations. You didn't kill anybody this week. Okay, here's a million dollars. I mean, like Reagan, like, she's crazy for cap right. Like, I don't. So then Rachel is, I mean, sorry. So then Reagan's like,

where's the new map, baby names? And apparently Rachel already knows what the potential baby names are which makes me go off well you know because Rachel goes um do you know the baby names to me because I do Rachel I love Rachel slowly blooming into messy yeah you know yeah and then then Reagan's like oh I mean like I don't remember who I told her not like I have pregnancy brain a pregnancy brain I'm like you know what you're using that way too much pregnancy brain, okay way too much She knows the baby name's not me like seriously. She knows the baby names but I don't know the baby name

So I'm supposed to be your best friend. I don't like when people know things before me, okay? Especially when I'm the best friend. I'm the best friend And so Kelsey facetimes Jason and she's like I'm running the comm home Which as we know is our home which hour implies it's also my home So I am ready to come back to my home which I share with you my home to me So into me could get Reagan alone and she's like Reagan look I miss you, okay? Like I hate finding stuff out on social media like I need to call me. Do you know why why? Because I'm your best friend. I'm the best friend. I'm your best friend. I'm your best friend. I could you I could you be your best friend and your best friend 2.0. Okay great.

I know that I'm with race now because my life has changed but you are my go to for so long so I don't talk to you but I'm really glad you came out to the country for me. So I'm not gonna tell you shit. Come watch me opening over present! Yeah. At which point not gonna tell you shit. Come watch me opening over the present. Yeah, at which point Robin then sings happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. And I was just like waiting for Ashley in the corner from just a singover from Patelmic. Happy birthday. Oh, yeah.

So then the next day, if we go to the king firm. Yeah, ring the king's work. Yes. And so basically, Tameka is essentially called into the principal's office where Justin tells Tameka that her comments devalued Kelsey and Tameka of course is like I mean like I mean she like literally put her hands on me she put her hands on me which you know I'm a little over this thing that happens on reality TV of like they put their hands on me to me if you say you put your

hands on me that means that someone like punched you okay if someone like takes you by the arm to guide you out that is not the same as putting your hand. I mean, it is physically yes. It's a salt. I hate that though. I think I think that like it, it devalues those who actually get their people's hands put on them. Yeah, like actual people getting their asses kicked. Yeah. We need to complain about it. Well, I know what I said would hurt her, but like, I mean, come on, like seriously seriously, like, I just don't know. And he's like, listen, we've been friends for a long time, but you need to know she's not just some side chick. And you need to make this right.

Because if you don't, I'm going to have to choose between my girlfriend and you. We both know I'm choosing you because, frankly, all those countertops match the back splash too much. And I hate the lighting in my house, okay? Bring the king. Bring the king. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So now we go through an extended sequence. Excended several scenes pertaining to the fashion show. So it starts off with Barry calling to Mika's assistance, Team Tameek, to find out like what's going on. We find out this woman Tracy from New Orleans Fashion Week is coming, so the pressure is really on. And guess what? It's like two days before the show and the clothes are missing. Now also like why why did you not have the clothes two weeks ago? That's what I want to know. Why were you why were you not looking at them two weeks ago so That's what I want to know. Why were you not looking at them two weeks ago

so you knew how to make alterations and changes, et cetera? Like why is this so last minute? Yeah, and then he calls Jeff for advice. Look what are you gonna do? Jeff's like, oh yeah, shipping sucks. Okay, here's what I do when things go wrong when people are shipping to me and Reagan's company. You just say, oh fuck.

And you look at the tracking number, then you call them and say, where is? It's like, what someone has to teach you how to use shipping? Come on. I know. Like, Jeff, what's all that noise around you? Oh, it's just a few gators. I ran into the buy you just for fun. And don't know where I am. So maybe I'll see you. Maybe I won't. I don't know, but I think I'm going to ask one of these gators out on a date, I think she likes me. I just like forest gumping it all around the world. It's like the next time they call Jeff, he's in like Thailand.

He's like, well, just ran, I'm not really sure where I am, but things are made of bamboo. And I'm pretty sure that this 16 year old hooker likes me. Okay. Jeff come back. I know. So now it's a day before the fashion show and there's still no clothes.

And he's talking to Tamika on the phone. Tamika's driving and talking to Jeff. And she's like, like, I mean, I'm trying to understand why you didn't overnight to close in the first place. I mean, never mind, never mind, never mind. I'm trying not to be a helicopter parent. I'm just gonna be a city here and slowly stew and focus on my rage back on to Reagan.

Let's do that. Let's do that. Yeah, she's not a good friend to me. Not a good friend to me. Okay, keep it inside. Keep it inside. Keep it inside. Well, I have to apologize for what I'm about to say because it's gonna make you guys crazy watching this show now. Because it, once I saw this, I could not see it and it's making me fucking insane. So when they're talking head sections like their diary room sections sessions, little sections, every time they cut to Tumica doing a diary room the same white car is passing her window over and over and over again and it's making me fucking crazy. It's like the matrix. Yes, it's making me nuts. I know that you're not really sitting in your house this whole time. I know it's a green screen and that's fine. You know,

I'm not green screen shaming you, but this is after me the same white car over and over. Wow, I feel like it's like a... I feel like you are on the Matrix and you just found like a rift and like this isn't even reality. This is all just like programmed by robots. Everything you're hearing and seeing is programmed by robots to keep us like in a catatonic state. To me, as my matrix villain, you know, she says the same things over and I'm the best friend. I'm the best friend. I'm the best friend and a white heart just keeps going by over and over. I'm having a seizure. It's like this is like in the Truman show and the light falls from the ceiling and Truman looks up and it's like wait a second I thought that was the sky Wow guys wow Ronnie's about that Ronnie's just like tearing open our reality right now

So berries like this is my baby don't tell me what to do. I'm like get your clothes Yeah, get your clothes. Yeah, get a bib. Go to Ross. Just go and just fake it. I don't care at this point So to me cuz like where's your stress? Like why are you not more stressed? He's like well, I went and I worked out and she's like working out It's not the answer to everything stop it Barry stop it Because you know he probably says that to everything like hey Barry Did you remember to pick up the milk from supermarket? No, but I did work out. Nope. That's not an appropriate answer So then we get Barry

cam. It's 19 hours till the show and he finally got his stuff and then we get updates an hour later. He's like, yep, the prototypes are in an hour later, but there's a problem. Looking into gear, there's no there's a logo, but there's no name. An hour later, I iron the name on the shirts and hour later I just worked out And hour later Jeff is running past my window. I don't know why and hour later Jeff has just run to China And hour later I got in my second workout cuz I wasn't sure about the first one And hour later Jeff is now calling for the Russian space station where he's run to after being upset. And now we're later. Jeff is in Kuwait. Don't know how we got there so quickly.

And now we're later just finished working out. Now we're later. Jeff is in northern Sweden. So the morning of Barry's show. So he's like, I need a speech, okay? Let me just tell you, about last night, we have to make the best of what we have, you know? And the glass needs to be half full and not half empty. I'm like, what is this scene? I know. I know.

I'm so hurry it up, get it over with. I was more interested in watching his technique and shaving his head than what he was actually saying. I realized because after two minutes of watching him shave his head, I realized I had not listened to anything he had said. And then almost when he started getting choked up, I was like, oh, oh, there's a scene actually happening. I forgot.

Yeah, he's like, everything I do is for my family. I ironed on logo names last night. Every can. I had a special 2 a.m. workout last night. It was for the family. So now it's finally time to go to the fashion show. And Jeff immediately starts getting wasted. Yeah, exactly.

And then Barry is like, yeah, we're not going to do a rehearsal. I don't think we need to do a rehearsal, which is crazy, although less crazy considering this is like not New York fashion week, so it's sort of like anything goes. It's a fast and so for talking pants. I'm sure we're all gonna survive this. I think it'll be okay. I think when I think the umbrose will survive

of an unorthodox catwalk. Yeah, this isn't cats. This isn't like, you know. This is not the Prada Spring collection. Okay, this is like athleisure that you would find in, I don't know, Sally's Athletic Shop. Yeah, this is like a Joanne Fabric's Fashion Show. I'm like, you're gonna survive this. So then John Moody arrives and he's like, clothes don't wear John Moody.

John Moody wears clothes. I was like, oh my god, record it, record it. I'm like, isn't that, is that the way clothes normally work? Is that how it normally works? Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. He's like, oh Jesus Christ.

That's where a John Moody today, if that was embarrassing. Ha, ha, ha. It's closer, shadow, but door. Ha, ha, ha. Well, I guess I'm just gonna, eh, well I, I have to wear a Jon Moody today because Vicki Gumbel soon stressed me out.

I suppose I'm gonna wear a six pack today. Ah! Ah! Uh, so then Jon tells Jeff, he's like, look, you were really sloppy the other night. Just like, what? How? And he's like, uh, and then week in a clip of Jeff being sloppy.

I liked it's half this show is clips of what happened five minutes ago. I know. And Jeff is like, listen, I didn't live in normal college life. I didn't get to do any of this. I'm finally doing it now. I'm like, it doesn't really work that way. If you didn't live the, normal college life, it's, it's, it's done. It's passed.

It's over. Okay. Yeah. Like, listen, I never got to be in the cast of Abbey and I'm gonna dye my hair every day Until I have a little red fro and I'm singing on a window about my real parents coming to get me. Okay, how about that? Yeah, I mean I never got to be in my college production of sweet charities. So ladies and gentlemen if they Could see me now. Oh wait, I actually ran away from the stage. They can't actually see me and John's like Did you talk to Justin because he thought you were climbing a tree? He's like I was climbing a tree

He's like yeah, you can't do that. Why? Because it's this new neighborhood and you know, there's like an Overgrown steroid addicted or Phanami climbing three, and he's like, oh, perception, right? Yeah, you know, it's like, you may not realize this, but it's terrifying to wake up in the middle of the night and see a enormous Viking in your tree drunk and scathing at you. So then Barry's like, I want people with influence in the front because Tumiko's making this, making this eating seating chart and by the way It's like 20 people are coming. Yeah

They're really worth it. You're like I'm reserving this see okay, you can all see Yeah, I'm gonna reserve this seat for Nina Garcia, you know, make sure make sure she has a really good seat when she shows up 10 issues I love the sports ball. I love the shape of the penis that I could see on the little man. So then it's time for the fashion show. And to me because like, oh my god, it's like watching your toddler graduate. It's like watching your toddler graduate and graduate into something very underwhelming.

And sad, it's like watching your toddler go to the gym a lot and then you're like, why is my toddler so big? And it's because they like avoid their problems but go into the gym, so. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, so the fashion show starts and I was impressed that it wasn't just like Barry pulling out like a bench and like just doing

like chest presses, you know. So, you know, it was fine. It was perfectly fine, you know. It was like, I'm sure. I mean, they had a huge, I'd plant emoji covering his wiener. I know, I love that. He's like, he's like wearing these really, he's wearing white, let those white, legging things. If anyone wants to send us...

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Yes, thank you. That's great. That's great. It's fine if anyone wants from Bravo just wants to leak it to us. That's okay. We just want to know so we have an appropriate awareness of the situation as podcasters. We just want to deliver the best material. So Tracy is telling Barry, she's like, listen, you know, we have bloggers, influencers,

buyers, and you know, Fashion Week is all about high fashion, of course. But, you know, we'll dip into athleticwear. Okay, congratulations, you're into New Orleans Fashion Week. We'll give you a little booth in the in the basement of Cafe Du M. Yeah, CC's pizza. Yeah, also by the way, when Jeff went out and did the catwalk, the unrehearsed catwalk, he went up there and did some sort of like, ATHLEASURE WHERE DANCE, and he was just sort of like, bopping around, and then as soon as he caught off the catwalk, he went, got a drink. And John Moody's like, man, I think you might have a, if you have to get a drink as soon as you walk off the runway You may have a problem

Yeah Um, so then Jeff starts hitting on some rando model. He's like, you single. She's like, no, he's like really? Yeah, I'm not single I had to ask Yeah She's like I think I saw you in my tree last night So I think I saw you in my tree last night.

So Tamika and Rachel and Reagan are all talking and Rachel's like, I need Charles help. I need to send out. What, who did I say? Rachel. Rachel Reagan and Tamika. Is that what I said? You said Rachel was, was, was doing this. It doesn't matter.

Oh, sorry. She's talking to Rachel. Yeah, they're just's talking to Rachel. They're just all talking. And Rachel's like, I need your help. I'm just like, my wedding. Oh, really? Because like, seriously?

Like, seriously? Like, I'm your best friend. Like, seriously? Is the mayor asking me? Like, seriously? Like, okay. Like, let me, like, this is like sort of crazy. Like, so you want me to be like included in your life.

And like, you want me to like have like, do this, all this stuff for you. And like, I'm your best friend. And now like, as a best friend, you want me to be like included in your life and like you want me to like have like do this all the stuff for you and like like I'm your best friend and now like as a best friend you want me to like help with your wedding like what's for best friend helps their other best friend with like the life event like uh seriously yeah my my your best friend or not look to me Katoe Pono was like quiet like she was really quiet during your trailer show okay I'm like you know like I can I can say quiet right now like I can say quiet look to me I knew I knew I knew I'm a new woman So then to me is immediately pissed that Reagan is like, well, you help me pack my dress

I'm like, oh my god. She comes to my fashion show But then she only talks about her wedding like it's not about you like seriously. It's not about you I'm like, well, do you want her to talk to you about her life or not? Yeah, exactly like don't sit here and complain for like episode after episode as she's not including you She's not talking about the stuff or whatever and then she's like hey help me with the wedding and now you're mad What do you want her to talk about like oh don't spandex pants? We're like we're like you like I'm really liked how they were gray Wow

This was great. Yeah, you have to talk about something other than, you know, jogging pants. Can we get on the runway? Yeah, there's only so much that Ethelizure can support a conversation with, you know? Yeah, and Rachel is so team to meet. She's like, so I noticed that you're alone tonight to Reagan. It's like, yeah. Okay, do you guys want Reese here? Do you really want Reese peeing in the corner of Cafe, you know,

I full wherever you are? Come on. Making shitty comments about the Ethelizure where, because you know, I full, wherever the hell you are. Come on. Making shitty comments about the athlete's aware, because you know, he'd be sitting there being like, why do they need that? Why do they need a sports bra? Why do they like, I don't get it. I don't like it.

Yeah. She didn't make anything I liked. Yeah. So to me, so then Reese leaves, sorry, Reagan leaves because she has basically, she's just sick from being pregnant. And so now to me is mad because she made an effort to go all the way to that thing and this thing and that thing.

And Rachel is like, yeah, every time we hang out, she's always so extra. And we see a montage of Regan making all these announcements. We're getting married. We're pregnant. I got some mail. So they, so they're just like, they're just over her right now. Yeah. And Tumik is like losing it.

It's the more she talks about it. It's like at her jewelry party, did I bring this there? Did I bring this there? No, I didn't, okay. All right, I was just like, plain Jane, I'm over it, I'm over it, I'm over it, I'm over it, I'm over it, I'm over it, I'm over it.

So then, cut to Jeff hitting on Tomika's friend, Tanya, he's like, you have your number, he's like, okay, he's like, Tomika, can we have some privacy please, we're talking here. So Tomika just hives behind the curtain. Yeah, and Jeff is like, this is Jeff getting his groove back. Excuse me, he got a time I running shoes on, the groove is on.

So, yeah, so he's like, yeah, I like you. I'm honest. And then he invites her to a bar, at which point I thought she was going to be like, okay, this is getting weird. But she's like, cool, yeah, I'll go. I'm not opposed. She's like, okay. Yeah, he tells her, I like you for you, honest.

I like you for you. It's like very blessed union of souls. She likes me for me. So then Jeff and Tanya, so they head to the bar and she's like, yeah, I'm just, I have to be at work on the North Shore at 8 a.m. But so I'm like in a vehicle and that's all I ask. But like I can say it all night.

Like I don't give a shit like being on TV and a full guy, let's do this. Worth that. So then 40 minutes later. Just because like, ah, after the fashion show, I get the text from Tony about Jeff, like apparently he ran away. And I mean, I get worried,

because Jeff gets drunk and he runs away. But you know, the thing I know about Jeff is like, he always comes back. Yeah, rash. Jeff is basically like a rash. Or a cat. So then like, there's like 20 minutes later. Like, where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff? Where's Jeff? Why are you working out? Sorry, you had to work it in 16 minutes later Barry's still working out 15 minutes later Barry are non-sumboer logos on to random things. We see Jeff running through the streets of Paris crying Yes, now they're all concerned because Jeff like very is like, you know, in New Orleans there's some pockets of pockets. There's some bad, it pockets of bad neighborhood is a little bit of crime. I'm like a little bit it's New Orleans. And that's where he ran to.

It's exactly where he ran to. And then to me cause like walking through the streets with rainy and she's like, yeah, this is like kind of about my child's safety at this point, you know. I'm like, you've been walking around with your child for the past half an hour looking for Jeff like the very first thing I would have done was been like okay to make a you go home with rainy because why are you making this poor girl gonna Like submit her to this like anxiety and like it's a scary situation if you're a kid Yeah, and so they just take her home and Then it's like two hours later and the producer who looks like he's filming on his iPhone,

you know, you have to have to have to technology, these things. I mean, to be able to film a reality show on your cell phone is pretty cool. So anyway, congratulations. Thank you. Thank you future for being now, is what I'm saying. But he is following Jeff and Jeff's just like stoking off, you know, he's like, And he's like, Jeff, come back please, Jeff. Jeff. Jeff, I need you to come back now. We all want you back here, Jeff. And he's like, I will not. And then he sits on a bus stop.

And he's like, Jeff, Jeff you're in a bus stop. Jeff, come back to me, Jeff. No. And he's like, if you send me back there, I'll never come back. Do not push me. Wow. He really did not like that fashion show, right? So do not fucking push me ever again. And the producers like who pushed you, Jiff?

Who pushed you? He's like, everyone. You can't push me. I am going to run. And where the fuck am I going to end up? Somewhere that's not safe. So fuck everyone because no one fucking cares fuck you. I'm like, whoa. He's like, he's like, he's acting like he's like, he's like, if you push me, I'm just gonna throw myself into a dangerous situation and I can't help it. James come back, James! No, there's gravel over there, I must run to it. Yeah, and that brings us to the end of Southern Charm Nolens everybody

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