Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

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I hope everyone listened to every single word because you just hit it out of the park. And now we're on the Southern Strong New Orleans. Yeah, so this was the big cast trip. You know, on Bravo, cast trips are always like the highlights of a season because it's where all the drama happens, all the excitement, you know, the whole cast is trapped in close quarters and they all start popping off. But this show is like, we're gonna do something a little different.

We're gonna just have a lovely time on vacation in Justin Florida. We're just gonna have a lovely time and enjoy ourselves. Listen, you know, meanwhile, we're at home like, fuck you guys. Also, they're doing that thing that Bravo characters do where they're, you know, to Miku 2.0, like the Jacks 2.0, they're doing that thing that Bravo characters do where they're, you know, to Mika 2.0, like the Jacks 2.0, and the Carl 2.0. There's so many 2.0s that

you're trying to be less of a dick. Listen, we don't need that, okay? And especially all of you doing it at once, you know, to Mika's like, look, I'm to Mika 2.0, I'm totally nice. And then you've got Reagan over there trying to be nice, so she doesn't make her friends mad, so they look up to her wedding So that's two people on Tumikah 2.0 okay, and I don't need that the show doesn't need that you guys get messy also you know what this is like This is oh for two for Justin Florida I mean last time we went to Justin Florida the real house has of Atlanta headed their last season Also a huge dud of a cast trip.

Huge. The only thing that came out of it was a stupid fashion show where Tania basically, like, you know, she's shaded Nini's glasses or something and then Nini held a grudge for the rest of the season. And that was supposed to pass as high drama. I don't know if Destin Florida is really proving its worth in the Bravo universe. I think we need some of the worst, okay I'll just say it. Let's not forget Real Housewives of New Jersey when they had their Florida trip and they were stuck in an Airbnb for like three days with those twins. I think that if we're going to Florida, I think we need to go to an exotic locale like Miami,

like the Real Housewives of New York, but I think going to like a Airbnb community, like wherever this was in Destin, it's not working out so far, not working out. Yeah, sorry Destin, okay, you're not the place for messy people. Yeah, which I guess is good for you Destin, so good for you, but yeah. Also my condolences in advance for Barion, Tamika, wow, I'm just like so sad to hear that their marriage is going to be ending I actually thought they were on a good path But you know they got their vows renewed this episode so unfortunately this is pretty much the end of the road for them So you know, I hope that they can tradition has anybody ever renewed their vows on Bravo and stayed together

Well, wait some well some own vows on Bravo and stayed together. Well, wait, some, well, some own, did some of them. They renewed, they renewed. And then they, I mean, they are like together, like barely, I don't know how they're even together. I don't know what's keeping them together. I think they have like a joint Costco card that is somehow keeping their relationship in one place. But yeah, I think the track record is a hundred percent failure,

usually about one season after the voting vows. Yeah, and it made me feel sad. It's like I doomed. I know, I know. I was really, and I think that they were trying to minimize the doom, the doom that was on the horizon by basically not having anyone there. But I'm like, it's like the ring.

When you see the ring, you have seven days, and then you get a phone call, and it's like you're dead. So they have been wedding-ringed right now. Yeah. You're supposed to only have the most important people to you at your Valorantou. So I'm glad to make a found that person, the photographer. The photographer.

The camera. Yeah. Yeah, poor them. OK, and also, I feel personally just maligned by this show because ever since I complained about Tamika's background being that white car passing, they changed it. And I'm really pissed. I don't appreciate that and I know it has nothing to do with me. Okay, I don't have that much power in this world. God bless it. But I feel personally offended.

I've told so many people, so many people who are looking for that white car and there's no more white car passing the window. And how do you think that makes me look? If you go into Ronnie's apartment right now, he has scrolled like sketches of white cars all over his walls in those movies with like, whoa, and you're in there with like a flashlight

and you're like, where's Ronnie? Oh, like, he has crazy scrolling of white car, a white car, and then you show up like, looking for something, you're like, no, no, no. Yeah, there's like yarn going from pin to pin on my wall. You're trying to chart the path of the white car and where the white car may have gone. Bueller's talking to me.

Okay, so let's get into this recap. We've wasted enough time talking about what's not gonna happen on this show. Let's get to talking about what doesn't happen. Let me tell you what doesn't happen. Me being cool with what Kelsey says to Justin. So we start out of course with like little flashes of what everyone's doing before this big trip. And Justin's talking about how he's gonna bring his iPad and she's like, no, no, no, there'll be no

Hi-pads on this vacation. Listen Kelsey, I've been on your side for really a season and I have two seasons basically. Let him bring his iPad. Okay, I would be Furious if someone said I couldn't bring an iPad on vacation. Don't people realize that me being on my iPad is me being on vacation? Well, you know an iPad is so offensive in a relationship sometimes because not only is he always working on it That's also where you masturbate I mean there's a lot that's happening on your iPad You know there's a lot of not wedding planning going on on that thing. That's true She probably resents the hell out of that iPad all I'm saying is if someone ever tells me we're going on on that thing. That's true. She probably resents the hell out of that iPad. All I'm saying is if someone ever tells me we're going on vacation and you're not allowed to bring your iPad unless it's like a safari where you're really supposed to be one with

nature. If we're going to Destin, Florida, if we're going to an Airbnb and sitting on couches, I want my iPad. I want to do my crossword. I want to read about my board games, okay? Yeah, if you're going to Destin, you deserve to bring it. I think you deserve an iPad, okay? And I've never been to Destin. It's probably a beautiful play. We're totally sitting Dustin, you deserve to be right. I think you deserve an iPad, okay? And I've never been to Dustin.

It's probably a beautiful play. We're totally sitting here, dissing Dustin. And by the way, the bonus episode this week is we're recapping an episode where a couple moves to Dustin, Florida, in the spirit of this episode. I don't know, did you watch it? Yeah, Ronnie, because I rewind it last night. No, I'm saving it. Oh, because our bonus episodes are coming out on Wednesdays. Oh, yeah, when he says yeah, yeah

So we'll see that I'll watch it right before because you know me off again. Yeah, I mean only like 20 minutes of like no content But still in the spirit of Justin. Yeah, in the spirit so then Jeff is packing and face timing John and John is so excited. He thinks they're gonna be on the beach with a coconut or something. That's what he says. He's like, we're gonna be on the beach with some kind of coconut or something.

I'm like, do you realize, like you know how it's like cold in New Orleans right now because it's December and you realize like, doesn't Florida is like the same latitude and it's only just like a few hours to the left. There will not be any coconuts on the beach. Yeah, that's so John Moody. So then Regan and Jeff are Regan and Regan and Regan and she's still there. Oh my god, you guys I'm so sorry. You moved on too quickly. You moved

on so quickly that I can't even get my titles proper in my notes. So Regan and Reese are packing and he's wearing one of her sun hats and he's like, it reminds me of the other kid and wearing my mom's gloves. And then we actually get a picture of him dressed like a saloon horse thing and he's not a kid. He's like 24. He's like 25. I sort of liked it. That made his character much more interesting.

I was like, so he pe in horse stables, but he also is a little bit of a cross-dresser. Is cross-dresser is that a proper term to say anymore? I don't want to be offensive. I don't know. If cross-dresser is not allowed anymore, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done he's been talking. I don't know. It sounds like the most innocent. Yeah, I've like, I've meant that in the most innocent way. I just like the fact that there's like a little bit of like

freaking there, freaking, well I guess we should have known with all the urination. I might, I shouldn't even say freak, I got that so terrible for me to say a little bit of freak. I didn't mean like freak, I meant like, you know, he's not just like a southern dude who's like afraid of like veering from his gender role. How about that, that's the revision.

Apologies to everyone, I've already dug myself into a hole that I think I only care about right now, but still I care Well, what else are you gonna do a destined? Big holes for yourself. You know if I had my iPod with iPad with me I probably would have been able to look up the proper way to make my snorkey jokes So then we go with Tamika and she's telling us her big plan. She's like, I came up with an idea. I came up with an idea to where my regular, I'm the best friend. I'm the best friend.

I'm gonna renew my vows with my best friend. I'm gonna do it at Destin on the beach with Barry. Because, you know, like we're in love and I'm Tamika's point out. And it's like so different because last year I was so different. And like this year, like I'm totally different. Like I work really different time of day, so I'm totally different. It's like, I'm totally different. Yeah, I like, I found this VHS type and I like put it in and like the little girl crawled

out of a while and was like, renew your vows and I was like, oh, okay, and then I got a phone call, it was like, in seven days you will renew your vows and then the end of your wedding will begin and I was like, great, I'll do it. And I get statement necklaces, this is Bravo, you know, the Countess Luanne network. So I get statement necklaces, but she's wearing like Stonehenge around her neck. Like you better not go into the water with that, you'll drown, okay?

That's what they used to torture witches with. You know, they used to put it around their necks and just put them in a lake and watch them sink. Yeah, I did not actually notice that, which I'm surprised at. So yeah, yeah, to make us like, I got pressing pause so I could see the white car and the back crash.

So you were at time to take it all in. You had time to take in all the accessories. You're like, is that the white car? Damn it! It's a necklace. So I'm sorry. I was gonna say Tamika's like, yeah, Barry and I are in a really great place,

when a really, really great place. And then we see like these series of flashbacks where the Kyron, the Kyron people on this show, they are doing all the heavy lifting, I feel likeairan people on this show, they, they are doing all the heavy lifting actually, like especially in this episode. Yeah, they really are. We see like Barri and Tamika, like sort of like half naked, like in bed talking and says, to Mika and Barry, sexier than ever. And then it's like another shot of them, like being supportive and it goes to Mika and Barry, supportive is ever. And then to Mika and Barry, honest is ever. To Mika and Barry, unified as ever.

To Mika and Barry, eating or derves as ever. Yeah, no one works harder than the people who have to add keywords to clips on this show. You know, where you go through all of the footage and you just put a keyword on what's going on. Like to Mika and Barry as ever. Yeah. To Mika and Barry as ever. Because they really rely on those flashbacks. They really do. I mean, every other thing is a flashback clip. And if those things aren't labeled right, somebody's getting fired.

Yeah. The show is, is, is like on the verge of just becoming pop up video, you know? Like, there's just a lot of text on screen making commentary. So then we go over to Justin and Kelsey, and I just wrote why. This couple of boards, the shit out of me, I can't with this couple. How could you be bored? They were being so interesting. Kelsey made some vodka gummies,

and they all congealed together. She's like, I don't know what that even means. And Justin's like, gummy bears are fruit, right? I'm like, oh my God, there is nothing more basic than gummy bear vodka things. Oh my God, if someone ever gives me, here's two things I don't like.

Vodka gummies and yellow shots. But that's really more about the fact that I hate a lot of free flavors. So when someone's like, I'm in yellow shot and I'm like, no, like you have to have one. I'm like, no, I don't want one. I also don't think they taste good. Even the lemon ones, which is like Ben acceptable, I just don't like them. I'm like, I'd rather just drink my alcohol rather than have it like involved with with Jello. Yeah, and Kelsey just

seems like the type of girl to make a gummy a gummy shot or a gummy bear vodka gummy was wrong with she also would make like a big sticky mass of like gummies that can jill together like that. Yeah, but she's that girl who makes it but she's she'll make it weak, you know, yeah, you'll never get drunk on them. You'll just keep me never. Yeah, she'll be like, because she'll be like, well, I don't want us to get out of control because we're having a certain age right now. And Justin

and I are really trying to be adult and like Ultimately down the line we're gonna have a baby. It's like oh shut up. Just put more vodka in the gummies You're not gonna get credit for being a wild one if you make weak vodka gummies I know we're mad at her for making them weak and we don't even know but I know that there we have I can tell I can tell too you know what I can really tell and I'm just still mad that they all can jolt together and I've never made them So I'm assuming that's like a common issue, but I'm just like mad. I'm like you're on TV. You shouldn't be doing this Yeah, you're on TV. Don't make a recipe for like do it trial trial run when the cameras aren't there, right? I mean Come on

so then everybody's gathering to meet outside their house and Rachel tells us that she had a conversation with Reagan and she's like you know at the end we're both looking for the same outcome so we just need to give it some time and the party bus comes to take them but then we find out Reagan's not even coming on the trip with the group she's taking the Lisa van de She's taking the lease of underbump express. With Robin, yeah, so Reagan and Robin are driving separately and we find out that Rachel, oh my God, the Reagan,

the Reagan, the Robin, the Rachel, the Reese, I think we need some new names on this show. I'm just gonna put that out there because it's getting me all tangled up. So Rachel spoke to Reagan. I almost had a Reese on the phone two days ago, and so we got a flashback of Reagan. You're a short, you still want me to know.

And you know, you can just tell, she's like, yes, please, you can, you have to come otherwise we have nothing to talk about. So yeah, it's so sad. This trip is very important. It's really summer with my friends. And it's happening a week before my wedding. So please don't keep saying that. Yes. All your friends are going to hate you even more. Do you not mention it? I was like, how many times is she going to say a week before my wedding

on this trip? And I have to say, Regan can read a room for the most part. Yeah. She just, she doesn't say it. She should just say because this was filmed, you know, like nine months ago. She should just say every time she wants to talk about her wedding, just substitute the words Game of Thrones season eight and I'm sure she went over the entire cast like guys Can we talk about Game of Thrones season eight again? I'm like so excited for it I'm getting a whole new dress for Game of Thrones season eight. They'll be like, oh, that's awesome. Yes Until it ends. I'm very hate or even more They're writing the showrunners like we do Reagan

Reagan totally ruined season 8 of skimmy thrones Yeah, she's the only one who's excited about her best friend, but I'll tell you this I don't know if I can be your best friends after she ruined season 8 of Game of Thrones I'm so excited for who got to be on the fire and thrown at the end. That was my favorite all along Be quiet, Reagan. We're trying to like you So then guess who takes front and center here the editors and the chiron maker So she's like we got everything taken care of and then we see clips of the cake, clips of the venue, clips of the wedding dress.

And I was like, guys, is this supposed to be more interesting before I go around? Because it's really not. I almost snarved, Ronny. I was freaking myself like, I almost never, because it's so true. It was not more interesting at all. And Robin, of course, so Robin, Robin,

she's trying her hardest too. She's trying to, like, she's like, maybe if I just sing everything I want to say this episode, this will be an interesting, interesting trip. So she's like, hello, I've arrived at your house. And, uh, pressing the doorbell, ding, ding, ding, dong. And so then, uh, yeah, so that she gets there and of course Reagan has like a million gift bags prepared

I don't even know if that was like a thing if she even referred to them But I just saw lots of gift bags on our counter and I like was simultaneously like angered and impressed Why you don't like gift bags? I love gift bags. I just was like of course Reagan's like Nice. I got gift bags for all of us like of course you'd be the one to do that and like that's really cool And I would love it, but of course, Reagan's like, guys, I got gippings for alamos. Like, of course, she'd be the one to do that. And like, that's really cool. And I would love it, but of course, she would do that. I wish my friends would get me shit when I acted passive aggressive.

I'd be rich. So then Kelsey's like, I made drunken dummies. I made drunken dummies. Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Yeah, she, by the way, Kelsey's wearing like a detective hat on the bus. I don't even know why. And so she's like, in the spirit of a long trip, I wanted to spice things up a little bit so I made some drunken gummy bears.

But I followed the alcohol rules of Utah. So really, it's basically just vanilla extract. Yeah. Yeah. They're like this, that's nothing. To me, it takes like a whole big, slimy handful of it. Yeah, it was, it reminded me of when Vicki and Don went to Kirkson, Turks and Cacos and had, what was it like, like, like, like, abalone dick or whatever it was that they had? I forgot remember it was the conch. It was like their conch penis. They were eating and they were slurping it And that's just like the visions that I had as to me. It was eating this like wobbly gummy

mass of like bears and worms and Yeah, and how could you not think of Vicki and Don because didn't they renew their vows on a beach as well? I think on that very trip to Turks and K Kiko's. Wow, it all comes together. Oh, there you go. Demo to different paths, you're welcome. It all ties into merch at the end of the day. Ugh. So Robin is like, this is the most fourth phase, because they keep cutting from the bus where everybody's

at least pretending to have fun. And then in the car, we're Reagan and Robin are just like, boy, I'm bored, I'm a single who's bored, I'm looking out the window, wondering why I'm a friend who's exciting as no-boh. They've like clearly just finished listening to a lecture by Marianne Williamson, and are just like, uh, so now what? And also. The corset miracles, ain't that the truth. Ha, ha, ha.

Meanwhile, I love that like on the party bus, they're all like having, you know, like gummy, like vodka gummies and like partying and having fun. And then in this like peri-said car, they're just sitting there and I don't know if you know this, but there was like a box of, their snack was a box of wheat crisps. I was like that is such a Reagan snack. Are you ready to party? I got a box of wheat crisps. I'm gonna put it right between our front seats. It's gonna

be a ranger. So on the bus are playing Maryfuck kill and what did I race here? I rates the first one. It was, Kelsey gives it to, um, she, to, uh, I'm sorry. I was writing down all the mario, so I guess I erased the first one. The first one was for Kelsey and it was like usher, the rock and Obama, which, I thought it was pretty simple. And she answered, I think correctly. She killed usher, fucked the rock, Maridobama. And then she is like, she asked Barry about Oprah, Hallibary and Beyonce.

And so he marries Oprah and kills Hallibary. And like, why would you kill Hallibary? He's like, she's so hot, but she's like single still. So she must be crazy. And why would he go, I mean Oprah Winfrey for financial stability and then Beyonce to Mary, I mean, they're both pretty rich. Actually.

So just Kelly Halle Berry, because she's probably the poorest out of all of them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then Tamika asks Jeff, okay, Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian or Cardi B and Jeff is like Yeah, so I'm gonna smash Ariana Grande. I'm gonna smash Cardi B and I'm gonna eat Eat Kim Kardashian's booty and everyone's like oh Yeah, no you went too far

Plus we also got that he's like, yeah, I'm gonna smash, smash, smash, smash, and I'm like, I don't know if he's speaking sexually or he's like going to physically smash those women and then eat the third one. I know, it's like Jeff at a lobster place. So then we cut back to the exciting car ride, and I'm reckon it's like,

I think I dropped my water bottle. Could you see if it's out there it is. The East Bank's ramen. Thank you. Thank you. OK, let's play it my favorite game. This water bottle, drink, drink, or recycle. Oh.

Drink refill or recycle. Yeah. And Robyn's like, we're having fun, aren't we? We're having so much fun. Like, we are. I really like making the driver because I'm wearing control of things. Wow.

It's a recipe for success. Wow. I mean, like, if you're looking for fun, just grab your box of wheat, thins, and da s sani and go for a drive with Reagan in a SUV in a crossover vehicle and you will have a great time. I also was like in the spirit of you Ronnie, I was just trying to like find things in the background and I noticed that at least when I was daylight with these two, whenever they're having a conversation, their conversation was pieced together.

So obviously pieced together because the landscape kept changing out of their windows like every single sentence. It was like trees, seaside, a bridge, a town, seaside, trees, I was like, it's pretty obvious. These are phrases just taken over the course of like three hours and just a couple together into a conversation. Yeah. And Robin's like, well, this is boring. Let's call, let's call our friends. So they call them and everyone's just like, no one answers because they're all having a dance party on the party mess. Yeah, exactly.

So yeah, so Tamika, Tamika by the way comes up with this idea that she wants to have a dance off that night. So, or Jeff does it or I don't know, it doesn't matter, they're going to do something. So whatever, five hours later, they arrive at their Airbnb and they get there and there's like a chef already making food and there's, there's like chef Christopher and chef Whitney and then there's a girl named McKenzie, but her name is spelled make, make in the Z, like M-A-K-E-N-S-I-E-E-N. You know, I was obviously triggered by that. McKinsey.

So is this the same house from Atlanta that they went to? No, this was actually a much nicer house, I thought. It was like big and had that nice big pool and stuff. And as Justin mentioned, there were no ghosts, which was a plus. I can't with Justin's fake, I'm scared of ghost storyline. Yeah. So yeah, so then Rachel does this thing where she's like, I'm the hostess. So I will show each of you your rooms independently.

Everybody wait down here what I show. Take each of you on a tour to your room. It's like, OK, you're really taking this hosting thing seriously. I know, she was like making her own reality show up, and I'm surprised you didn't come back down with like little index cards, you know. She's like, now your, your dream room is close to the center of town. Your dream room has a porch with pink blue, the pink blue color. Your dream room has curb appeal. It's time for commercial.

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Oh. Oh, so she's showing everyone their rooms and to me, it's like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you guys is totally crazy. It's totally crazy what I've got. Like, this is totally, totally crazy what I've got. I got, I got presents for everybody, okay? I got presents for everybody, okay? Okay, I told John to bring his lime his lime green total neck Oh my god, this crazy. Remember when John were the lime green total neck. We're all gonna wear a lime green total neck Yeah, I was like okay great so then Robin and Reagan finally show up and Of course like if they walk in Robin's like he oh we are

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I think it's also me projecting the fact that I really wanted to get a puddle light for my car and it does not come with super-us. Oh, come on, super. Catch out. But here's the thing though, if you're going to do a puddle light, like I would Like I would see if I had a puddle light that would be awesome because I love the idea of that But I would also be mad if the puddle light was like Subaru like no No, no, I don't need your branding on this puddle right now. I just need a light. So I know I'm not stepping into shit A puddle light. I've never even heard of that. I hadn't heard of it either until I was already investigating cars this summer

Just when you think they can improve cars even more I've never even heard of that. I hadn't heard of it either until I started investigating cars this summer. Just when you think they can improve cars even more. They got a pedal right. That's what I call David's new wife. A pedal right. So Rachel shows Reagan, Reagan, her room, Reagan and Robin their room. And there's one big bed and then a bunch of bunk beds. And Reagan's like, I'm not surprised I'm getting the bottom bunk in my friendship life I'll take it my

weddings and I'll wait. Well that's what you get when you're getting guaranteed marriage to a bottom bunk of a guy. Hey yo, burn. So then I get really nervous now because Jeff is gonna hit on McKenzie. Oh yeah I started to get real nervous, especially after all that smash, smash eat talk. Just what everybody needs at work when they're catering in a random house invested. Someone eating on them sounds great. Hi, my name is Joanne Spicoletti and I live on 123 two three Destin street. There is a very large caveman dragging a lady with purple hair by her hair over his shoulder Should we be concerned about oh and he dropped her and now is running? I don't know why but he is running

Can you please apprehend them? Thank you. You'll see him. He's got a shock of red hair That is growing by the second and he's screaming smash smash eat I think smash he just really sure he as far as I can see he is now hanging off of a branch of a tree he has actually uprooted the tree and is swinging it and it is it has now crashed down on a Mercedes looks like the putt-a-light has been taken out well I'd like to thank you for calling emergency services, but Jeff isn't my problem anymore. It gets me lighting at 9-1-1. I have to pay the bills in order to get my cake and get a flashback again of her picking out a cake.

Oh, stop! So just like, how weird is it that I'm hitting on someone around my ex? Oh my god, she messed up my flow. How about you just stop hitting on cater waiters? Okay, it sucks bad enough. As a cater waiter, can I just say it sucks bad enough without people hitting on me? Which happens? Oh, the time. Can I just get a shaper out? I hit on seriously and this poor woman Mackenzie, she's actually like really, she's like really beautiful and she probably has to deal with this all the time. It's poor lady. Hard enough not having to see in your Mackenzie name, right?

But then on top of that, you have to be hit on. My name is already Mackenzie, okay? Am I dealing with them now? So then they all sit down to have dinner and to me, it's like everybody put your phone away, put your phone away, put your phone away because what brought us together is friendship, okay?

And love. And so we're gonna get back to that right now because I got a self-chartile next, which I'm gonna get an outsider, but I'm gonna announce it right now because it's like the wackiest thing anyone's ever done. Okay, the journal like prank. So yeah, she's like, yeah, us together is better.

And then Barry is like, you know what Barry does is goofy smile and he's like, hey yeah. And so he's like, yeah, us together is better is better. And then Barry is like smile. You know what Barry does is goofy smile. He's like, hey, yeah. And so he's like smiling. He's like, you know, to make us, she's really changed so much. I mean, it's almost like she's to make a 2.0 now. I'm like, Barry, we are on episode nine or 10.

What have you not been paying attention? She's been calling herself that since the premiere. You just caught on now that she's to make a quote unquote 2.0, come on now that she's to me, could quote unquote, do point out, come on Barry, come on. How many Harvinders of Doom are there in this show? It's like renewal of wedding vows, to meca 2.0, there's so many labels that are just gonna end up terribly in the end.

He's like, well, I'm so proud of her and she's going into insurance also. So that, I mean, that's gonna be great. So Rachel tells them all that she's got a surprise for the ladies, a spa day. Okay that's not a surprise because you just told them. You're on a Bravo vacation. A surprise would be, I've got a surprise we're going to an amusement park or we're gonna go to home goods, right?

That's not that would be a surprise. Oh, that's what I do for Ben on his birthday. I'm like, surprise. It's a home goods. I would appreciate that. So then they announced the dance off. And, uh, to me, because like, oh my god, I'm all about it.

I'm so off, okay? Like, I coached, uh, I coached at about cheerleaders, okay? But first, I have something at my sleeve. Like, oh, jeez. Is it a total neck? Yeah. Oh, god. So, yeah, so they go upstairs and to me, it's like, John.

Johnny had to put on a green turtle neck. He's like, but I've got an orange one, not the green one. But I got a purple one. No, green one. But I have a brown one that has some red accents. No, the green one. I'm like, John, how many turtle neck did you have back?

Why do you have so many turtlenecks? Oh, so then they all put on their turtlenecks and come down one by one. Rachel goes down first and John reacts exactly the same. He just squeals when everyone comes, but he's like, AHHHHH! He's like, makes this noise. He's like, AHHHHH!

AHHHHH! I can't do it, I'm trying to get into it. It's like a raspy like We can add him to our bravo squeal a lot of bravo Spellies history read he's like And then there's Ramona who's like Her laugh which is actually the same as the Leoblack laugh.

Riding night had a thrill by the way this weekend because we went to Leoblack had a party and we went to it and Leoblack has this outdoor, like a deck, you know, wooden deck, so there's like slats and there's like little, you know, there's, you have to be careful with heels because if you're, if you're like stiletto part, whatever, like gets into the slat, you'll get stuck. And then you got stuck and she like lost her bows for a moment and she's just flung up both her hand and then wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee amazing emergency broadcast moment. Oh, so, um, yeah, we get like a million squeals as each person comes down to stairs. And, um, to me, it tells them, you know, I did this because you did a really important thing for this kids last week with your art, and we ruined it by making a big drama out of it. And, you know, that's a very important thing to be able to apologize because that is kind of a to me gets you point no thing.

Um, you know, I thought I was yelling. How about stop, how about stop yelling at people in public? I feel like she was like, uh, she wants to make fun of the the turtle knack, but then she was like, oh, I'm going to catch heat because people are going to be like, no, he was doing something good and like, why you make, why you bring him down when you, uh, so she was just like, oh, I'm gonna catch heat because people are gonna be like, no, he was doing something good and like, why are you make, why are you bringing him down when you, so she was just like, she tried to, so like, spin it as this like really, like, really, like, it was up with John Moody moment. I'm like, no, you're just making fun of the green turtle neck, and I support that. Yeah. Well, that's to me, K2.0, to even think twice about it. You know, you're right. We're having taken to lunch and luchered for six weeks.

First. So now that the group split up, yeah, they split up and they do the things we all did with our as-kit. What did you do this? I did it with my sister where you like make up a dance or we would we would always make a plays because you know I'm such, I'm such a theater person. Yeah, let's make a play. Unfortunately, my sister dies in the first five minutes of this play. She died in the beginning of every play I ever wrote. And she still brings it up as something of traumatized her as a child. You always killed me off. And I just tell her, you were too good.

You were too good to be in the end. You're like a bad mother. Drew Barrymore was only in the first 10 minutes of scream, okay, but she made it onto the poster. So, you know what? I put my sister on the poster of my childhood plays you kidding? It's just me. It's like, what ever happened to Ronnie Ronnie? Ronnie survives the death of his sister.

The play. It's just, it's just called. It's like you just looking sad. Um, so... Carly's dead again. sister to play. It's just what's called. It's like you're just looking sad. Um, so, um, so, Harley's dead again. Missing Carly, the Ronnie story. Yeah, on Golden Carly's dead.

Ronnie. Whatever happened to Carly Jane. So, um, so yeah, so they break up, they, the group is like boys and girls and it's like choreography, et. etc. And it was really funny because to me, she's trying to get the women together and Kelsey and Reagan just can dance. But for me it was just funniest watching Kelsey getting lost because she always has a look on her face in general. She's trying to pick up choreography. If she's just trying to make her gummies, she like trying to also figure out choreography that she doesn't understand

So it actually like see her trying to actually pick up choreography was amazing Yeah, cuz she does it all with that determined look of a five-year-old Yeah, I like when they jar for the first time like tongues kind of out And you could see her muttering like very quietly like Spin for spin to why like Kelsey your you've spun into the kitchen like very quietly like four, five, two, three, four, spin, four, spin, two, why? Like Kelsey, you're, you've spun into the kitchen. We're all the group is, it's the triad day with the group Kelsey. Kelsey, no, Kelsey, no, we're not doing a chorus line. Kelsey, you're the only one

doing high kicks. She's trying to stoke the stakes in like five gosh. She's trying to stoke the stakes and like vodka. She's spinning into the like not because she's just in a corner, just caught in a corner. It's just a room, but she's standing on a room, but just rolling, spinning around. Yeah. So the do their dances and reg, Tomica is a cheerleader dance, you know, that she learned back in the day.

It was a bad. I thought it was actually for like five minutes of practice. I thought it was actually pretty good. Considering, considering it was, you know, choreographed and performed in like an Airbnb living room with five minutes work, I know there was like it had an arc to it. I mean it was no Chicago. Oh, wait, did you hear the- Did you hear the latest Countess Luan's stuff about Chicago? I mean it was no Chicago Did you hear the latest Countess Luan stuff about Chicago supposedly she was she was cast to be in Chicago But they wanted her to take voice lessons and she was like how dare you Wow that's bold that's that's bold from well. I learned that from Twitter. I have no idea if it's true or not

If you want to sue someone about it, sue the little bird. For Luan to push back on vocal lessons for Chicago is just perfection. That's so Luan. So Luan. So the girls do their dance and the guys are just sitting there totally unimpressed, which is rude, can at least be supportive. And then the guys do their- Well, there was one person who was having fun. It was Barry who was doing his goofy smile. And then because the dance off was like his sexual fantasy, because remember, that's how

we first fell in love with Tamika, is watching her being a cheerleader. And so then it goes, well, the car on people souping again to like okay We got to make this somehow entertaining 30 seconds ago Barry and join the dance off fantasy Yeah, he does have that smile on his face. Yeah, so then the guys go up and John has choreographed each of them time or he's left them all time to do their own kind of dancing and wow Yeah, that's why I'm saying Tamika's wasn't so bad because basically the guys, they turned her back to the audience, which is a bold move and just like shake their butts. And then each one will like on their own time, they like turn around and then they do some sort of like goofy dance.

And was was just in doing the Carlton was that was I getting a Carlton vibe off of that. I don't remember. I don't remember what he even did he did like a thing and then and then like John does like a flip at the end so they all like and I was like well that was 15 minutes of airtime wow thank you yeah thanks guys and somehow it's still minute 40 in this weekend so there you go yeah so they all do a hand-pile and they're

like turtle neck poppy yeah yeah like this will make great There you go. Yeah, so they all do a hand-proud and they're like, Turtle Nick Poppy! Yeah, yeah. Like this will make great television, right? Right. So now it's the next morning and Reagan is... Oh. What's wrong? What happened?

Ronnie, I lost... I don't know what happened. There was like a It like The skype was basically like that okay great great episode guys. Let's wrap it up Wait, no, no, there's no more you're exhausting me okay So the next morning yeah, Reagan's texting texting texting about the wedding did you get your tux did you get your tux and Reese is like It's a bad tie, but I guess it'll work. Like, of course it is. He's probably like trying on hands underwear from Target. It's like, no, Reese, that's not a tux. It's like Reese, you're

putting on your mother's wedding dress, okay? The tux, the tux, Reese, the tux, Reese, he's like, I already peed on it. No, that's not how you try it on So everybody's getting ready to go out for the day and John and Jeff who had just told Rachel the night before There's no clothes up here. There's no clothes in our room, which Kind of scared me They're running around in their underwear slapping each other's butts. You know, as boys do. It was kind of hot. I'm not meant. Listen, I'm always gonna be happy to see John Moody without a shirt on, always. Yeah, he's running his paycheck. Yeah. And I don't know why I wrote that down, actually.

I wrote down also. And getting ready to go. And poor guys, the girls get to go to a spa day and it's freezing outside and the guys get to go on a boat. Yeah, sorry. So yeah, Tamika's hung over and nervous about her vow renewal. I don't know why she's nervous about it, because I guess that'd be nervous too if I was turning the corner in my relationship. But either way, so they're all going out, they all get on to their party bus to go on their little day adventures.

And I don't know, did you notice the driver of the bus was like, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and the camera trains on him. And he was like, we're in like a little like 1952 hat. Like, all right, y'all, get on to the bus. We're gonna go on an adventure today. I was like, who is this person? He's like, two, two. I know. His little cap, his little like, like, 1952 cap.

Yeah. So they joke about how John thought he got a fish one time, but it was just a big crab. And Jeff's like, was that the first time he got crabs? And John doesn't laugh. He's like, uh, yeah. He just sort of smiles like like combination of like you got me it's true and also I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about so I'll just smile Or can we not talk about crabs when we just had another Southern Charm talking about Climidia in the same week Can I get a break? Please please who do you think I am count as the when on an airport to Italy? I airplane Italy Remember that story. No, what was it? Please, who do you think I am? Countess Luan on an airport to Italy? I airplane to Italy? Remember that story?

No, what was it? Do you have any maps on an airplane? Yes, she... There was like this one-off show that was like... Behind the housewife! Bravo did it once, they never did it again, and it was like... Let's look into the wild world of Countess Luan. And it was like an hour all about Luan, it was like, that's looking to the wild world of Countess Luan.

And it was like an hour all about Luan, it was special, it was just like the story of Luan. And it was actually really good. It was amazing, yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, you remember that. So she talked about how she got crabs and because like at that time, like everyone had crabs and she was on a plane next to a guy who's like arms were really hairy and she said, like either she got crabs or was afraid she's gonna get crabs but either way I always think of that of countless

louan singing next to a hairy guy and getting crabs. And then it started singing to me like the little mermaid. It's all much more fun when the man does it. Yeah well she could be a good Sebastian. If she got vocal lessons. So the ladies go over to the spa and talk about how Jamaica is going to redo her house and Regan is nice, you know, but she doesn't even say like you're trying to stay trained, which is totally obvious. Yeah, I think

everybody else, but she like keeps her, you know, she's anything. She bites her tongue and she's not even mad that Tamika's drawing out this whole process of deciding whether or not she's going to stand in the wedding, which is kind of ridiculous at this point, just stand in the fucking wedding already. Yeah. And then the guy, oh, and then Tamika does another thing that's really scary on Bravo, where she's like, breaking about how much she fucks her husband husband because that's never the truth. You know, people who were like having great sex all the time don't need to like tell you all the time, you know? Yeah, and so she goes in her old, Barry had me every which way.

Oh my god, last night, Barry and I, it was so hot, like I literally have bruises over it, you know? I mean, I mean, come on, it was hot, it was hot guys, it was hot. I'm like, okay. All right. Meanwhile, Barry, the sex monster, they cut to him and they're trying to make him hold live bait. It's like, it's tiny little fish and they put it in his hand. He's like, throws it back into the thing. And then he puts his hand in his pocket. I was like, oh, this poor guy doesn't seem to want to come fishing and he's going to smell like fish now the rest of the weekend. Yeah, like, guess what, uh Mr. Fishy Hand you are about to have a wedding ceremony on the beach so enjoy that fish hand. Yeah um so to me because like I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf

uh that's basically it and Reagan's like well I'm not gonna I want I need to talk to her but I don't want to fight right before her valor inoranuel, you know, this is her, this is her weekend, you know, who would make drama at somebody else's day? Yeah, exactly. So then back on the boat, Jeff is talking about how it's like fishing is in his blood, hashtag smash, smash eat.

And like he grew up, like working on like a crab, trowler or something like that, and sewing fishing nets out of people's hair, and throwing spears in the ocean, catching sharks with precision, stuff like that. He's like, I'm gonna be the best fisherman, but I'll tell you who's gonna be the worst. John Moody, and you just see John be like,

I'm a fisherman, I'm a fisherman. Ah! He pulls up a can. like, I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman.

I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm like, I'm a fisherman. I'm Justin like casually pulls out like the like you know Like like the like Loch Ness monster And they don't someone caught a fish I couldn't remember who it was. Yeah, it was huge that thing was humongous and it wasn't it wasn't Flop it flip flopping around so it's like did you guys just put that fish? I know water like had that fish already been caught been caught. I've never seen a fish be caught like that. We're just like, all right, well, you know, I got caught. So high, I'm Teddy. I take the accountability I've told for it. The fish just didn't want to overshadow anyone on the day of their

wedding vows. Okay, the fish just like, well, I'm getting murdered in two days, but you know what, no, it's not the time to bring up things. You know, I mean, it's my fault that Lisa Vanderpomp manipulated me into eating that fish it was on a hook, and so I totally take responsibility for Lisa Vanderpump killing me in the end. I have never lied before in my life. It's a very light determined fish. Yeah. It was a huge fish. It was a huge fish, and like normal Andy it was a huge fish. And like normally on these shows,

if someone like catches like a guppy, people like, whoa, and this, Justin like pulls up this fish and it's like, there's not like a, like, oh my God, oh, Justin, you did it. We're like, oh my God, I got something. It's just like, yeah, so let's keep talking. So, like, yeah, I'm thinking about,

you know, do I see a future with Kelsey? Yeah, so I wanna have babies with Kelsey? Yes, oh, I have a huge you know, I do I see a future with Kelsey. Yeah, so I want to have babies with Kelsey Yes, oh, I have a huge fish. Let me put that side But it is right now is the time to be with Kelsey. Okay, that's like dude you just pulled up the biggest fish I've ever seen my life. Yeah, also stop asking yourself questions. That makes me crazy Do I love her? Yes, can I see myself getting married? Yes, can I see myself having kids? Yes Do I like my new house? I do and my good at my job I am like shut up

But also shitter get off the pot with Kelsey leading her on cut it out. You're wasting her time How she does your ass and goes and finds somebody else who's pictures on the back of a bus Right, I did feel bad for Jeff because all the fishing made him think about his dad. And Jeff has such a tortured soul, so that made me feel sad. If they made us feel better by showing him a picture of when he was going fishing and he really did look like the cast of Vikings, all in one person.

He's like, he's holding up a fish, but I'm just picturing him covered all in blood. Yeah. Yeah, he killed the fish's mom in front of that fish first. Like how I made Vikings about pirates. Pirates! Viking Pirates. He's like every Viking in pirate rolled into one.

It's like crazy. Every aggressive maritime personality. All in one feature. One human, he's like, I'm a pirate human he's like I'm a pirate end of hiking I'm a piking so then Robin and Tamika are back at the house and Tamika's putting on her wedding dress and you know Robin's gonna sing at the wedding so she's the only one allowed to go and the guys are talking about how you know good wives would be, I guess, and

various like, I mean, she's a great wife, but I'm not letting her cook. I mean, she burnt the tea, which is still still funny to me. He's like dying of rust-poising and he doesn't even like I'm glad you guys could get re-buried before you, you know. He's like, you know, but she's improving. She made me a lovely asbestos pie. So that was great. So then, yeah, so to me, is getting her dress done and her makeup and she's nervous and she's like, I'm not going to ride my vows. I wanted to come from my heart, you know, that's what that's what I wanted to be. It's going to be from the heart. It'd be like

heart 2.0. Okay, so that's what I'm going to do. And so she and Robin now like walk out to the beach, but they're going to be like barefoot on the beach, which in my mind, the way I interpret that is I'm going to put on some shoes, walk to the beach, take my shoes off, and then be barefoot for the ceremony and the photos, but she's like, no, she like walks out barefoot from the house

down the asphalt in this freezing 40 degree dust and weather. I'm like you are a create you are actually a crazy person you're officially crazy and she had to we get shots of her planning this wedding and says to me cause brand manager. I was like oh come on. I know so Barry comes home and there's

like a note on his texido that's a lying on the bed and says like oh Barry like put on your talks and like meet me at the beach okay just like meet me at the beach right now and like I'll be there it's like a note on his texido that's lying on the bed and says like, Oh, Barry, like put on your talks and like, meet me at the beach, okay? Just like meet me at the beach right now and like, I'll be there. It's like to make a two point out. Okay, see you in a two point out, okay? And PS, uh, wash your hands because I have a feeling that you carried a fish and then put it in your pocket and you're gonna smell. So wash your hands. Yeah, please wash your fish, honey. Thank you. I already knew you had one. I know you have one.

So they go to the beach and they get married, they get remarried. And, um, well, I did like he's going, I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. Like, I'm going to cry right now. Like, I can't stop crying. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. It's like I wanted John also to be there to be like, I can't stop crying. I can't stop crying. By the way, when speaking of funny noises when Barry came downstairs in his tux, I was like, ah! By the way, when... Speaking of funny noises, when Barry came downstairs in his tux, Kelsey was there with a camera, and was like, video him, and she goes, she just goes like this.

HUMMING! She just like fully committed to beaker sounds. She's like, HUMMING! HUMMING! That was like... I guess we're crying, dance with crying. Oh my god, I guess I'm crying. Oh my God, I can't stop crying.

It's like, did your brand manager write this for you? Because you're like really, you're really hitting that with hell. Also, she wasn't crying, by the way. She just was like declaring that she couldn't stop, but there was no crying detected. Yeah. Two point two point two point. So that to me, does this, she does her, you know, so then there's like time for the vows and Tamika does this whole, she does this whole speech about like, you know what,

very every day, like I wake up to you and like, you know, I choose you every day. You're like my life partner and I think of every day and you're like a wonderful person and you're really big and you're sexy and you're confident and I just love you and like you're someone that I just want to be with, I'm with my life and they're like partner and you're just like the most wonderful person I ever know. And it's like, and I was your turn Barry, and Barry goes, well, I love you. I'm sorry, yeah.

Yeah, I can't just put somebody on the spot like that. I was like, great thou Barry, great thou, you did it. Yeah, he's like, I knew from the day I met you. And then, you know, the most important person at the wedding, the photographer is like going around. Did you notice she only seems to be taking pictures of Tamika? Like from their hugging,

very far away. Just getting, yeah, she's only getting Tamika's face this whole time. I was like, well, Tamika, this was put together by Tamika's brand manager. Well, she was like, well, I would have gotten closer, but I kind of smelled fish. So I just sort of thought I'd super respectful distance. So then they're kissing and then Robyn starts to sing. But they did, Bravo did Robin dirty because she's singing this

song which may have been improvised, where she's like, I love you, I love your music. But the music that Bravo's playing is like a totally different key or something. So, Robba just sounds crazy with the music that they're playing. I was like, that's not nice. She does, and then what she's saying was so weird. She's like, I left a musical, you said, I love you. Okay, the end, I'm freezing, let's go.

She was just like riffing. She's like 11 years ago You fell in love. There's a crab walking on the beach. His name is not Sebastian and John just caught him My feet are cold So that brings us to the end of the real housewives of the lake. Oh by the way By the way, could there ever be a bad omen for a marriage then to literally have a wedding vow renewal where your feet are physically cold? Yeah, you physically have cold feet. This is not a good sign.

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