Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: Tea and Earring Strumpets w/ Ryan Bailey

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

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Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. Ben is still sick with the vid. So I called one of my dear, dear friends. He's gorgeous. He's handsome. He has an excellent show, which I actually don't even like saying the title of the show

because I feel like it's so rude. I don't say so bad. It's good. I say so good. It's great. You know what? I think I was like sometimes I think about that too even when I ask like guests to come on or serious guests. I'm like come on, these so bad it's good. Like pot like so you're saying my work is bad that it gets to be good. It's really so good. It's great. I'm so called crap ins. Okay. Sorry. You're good. You win. I got it. Ryan, so good to have you here. You know, I love you. I'm so. I love you. Just by the way, Ben, I'm so sorry that he's sick, but what a victory for me. I mean, really, truly, what a, you know, Ben's weakness

about getting sick has made me the true winner of this. I felt, really, truly, what a, you know, Ben's weakness about getting sick has made me the true winner of this. I felt like I was on the, a make a wish foundation this morning when I woke up from a text from Ronnie Kerrum. And I thought that I was like, is this some kind of 80s teen comedy where they say, like, come host and then you guys abuse me like, Kerry, we like just blood over my, they're all going to laugh at you, Ryan. You're so dumb. No, we only abuse the people on the bravo. I love you. I think you do such a great job and it's so great seeing you just killing it. Like you just kill it more and more. It's like right when you think you can't get more so bad, it's good. It just gets so bad. It's

better. It's like a virus. It really like it people like oh really more. Okay more. And I'm like, you are the monkey pox of podcasters. No, that's thank you so much. There's no cure for this. I mean, at this point, it's just, I'm gonna have to pass away for this to stop because it just keeps me more because there's nothing else I want to do with my life now. Like I'm firmly in this where I have no other options. You know, like this is it. Like there's no, I want to do with my life now. Like I'm firmly in this where I have no other options. You know, like this is it. Like there's no, I'm not gonna go like work a desk job at this point.

Like I've really made my bet. I blame you guys by the way. You, I blame you and Danny and Laura. All of these people that I just like look up to so much. I blame you guys for giving me the dream of even doing this. And at three in the morning, when I'm taking notes on Beverly Hills, that's because of you guys.

Well, I hope one day we all have a farm, you know, we're just like, remember that time? Hey, do you guys ever interview Ramona Singer? No, she was the tough one to get it, wouldn't she? What? It's like when dogs go to their country home, you know, when they can't be in the city anymore, they just send the podcasters of like, oh, that's so cute.

KKC's here today. Okay, nice. KKC, love it. Okay, everybody. So thanks for being here. Ryan, thanks for being here. Audiences, thanks for being here. Pula, thanks for being here.

Me, hey, God, thanks for giving me life still here. Today we are recapping Southern Charm. This is a crap and it's on demand video. So just because Ben's gone, doesn't mean that you don't get to see these gorgeous pores on both of us. And Ryan, your set looks so good. Yeah, I mean, this is in my bedroom.

If you could see the flip side of it, it's so sad. This is like, I'm in a corner of my bedroom that I've tried to decorate with like, Tom Gerardi photos of law and like little little brabo things. Then we got Mr. Dan. And then we got Catherine sneering. It's great. Oh, by the way, you never sent me my Tom Girardi trophy. Oh, I should take a picture and send it to you. I have it sitting right over there. Like I'm looking directly at a stack of five Tom Girardi trophies that I was going to send out to like you and like a lot of different people.

It's kind of like a threatening thing to get in the mail of like a Tom Draury Law trophy. I love threatening things in the mail. I've always wanted like to open the letter and be like, oh my God, it's white powder. What is it? Could that be? Or one of those letters that they have to cut the letters out that serial killers do

of like leave the money at the post office box, you know? Like I would love that. Yeah, I would love creativity and terrorism. I know you and a bomber, you had some good ideas. Sorry, it's the execution with sweet, you know. Yeah, I prefer more morals. How about that? It was the nice. So let's, speaking of wanting more morals from our terrorists, let's talk about Southern Charm this week.

So Southern Charm just came on. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da They change it a little bit. Yes. They'll just change it a little bit every week. So you're like, oh my God, it's different. Like do they have an orchestra there just doing it? Or am I going crazy? Or are they changing the lyrics to it times? Because they'll even in the preview in the beginning of like when Naomi's like awkwardly doing the voiceover, it'll be like, and Craig found out that wasn't going to go down. And then the lyrics are like, Craig's a flipping idiot. And I'm like, that's not the lyrics from the original song. Like it seems like it fits each.

Hey, likes love, has some bubble gum. Bap, but it's like, wait, what? You're just saying words now. Just keeps going. Yeah. I think they probably keep calling that poor girl back because you know, Whitney found her in some bar and was like, Hey, I'll give you boy the piano and say what two tap dance, I'll give you $50. Whitney goes out to his car to get his electric guitars. Like, yeah, this is Betsy. I travel with her on the road. Could I sit in with you guys? Yeah. Yeah, the original version is like Patricia's like we need to get some horns in there with me.

I would also think that other songs though. Does she have like a whole album of bangers like this or is Papa do the big one? Like is that the one? Like does I mean does this lady tour like for I don't know like but I think she's her name's Mia Sable and I feel like yes she has done more for like this song is my favorite song of like Vanderpump rules now summer house anything this is now my favorite of the music on this show all the music on this show is great but she's Mia Sable and she I know because I asked I emailed her I found her email online was like

hey can I have the track for that because I want to use it for a show. And she's like, sure, she was so nice. No way. She's a tap dancer. And they just said, start improvising some tap dance. And then the song came from improvised tap dance. What do you think of that? That could be added to my head.

It was a while ago. A lot of my work comes from improvised tap dance. I think for you as well. But I do love that you said, I just might have made that up in my head because I was listening to you guys last week. And you said, oh man, in Leva, when are we gonna find out about our divorce, right? And you were like, wait, that's a known thing, right?

And then you're like, to the internet. And you're like, wow, it's not here at all. I guess I, but I've been thinking the same thing. Like, she had a husband in scenes last season. And now the husband is gone. And Leva just kind of stumbles into scenes and we'll see your kid like randomly walk across, but there's no mention of where that kid came from and the husband that we knew from last season.

Yeah, it's weird. They're like, okay, Leva's like, I hate this shit. I don't wanna show my shit anymore. I'm done. They're like, but we gave you your own show on Bravo. So just come to this shit. And all you have to do is wear hideous bows and stir some shit and we will oh she's killing it then she's she's doing great. I think that's the

if that is what she needs to do. Yeah that's made up in my head too. Who knows made that history. So let's go to this is episode 804 season 804 for those of you not in the industry. Wait, this was the hundredth episode too, by the way. This was the hundredth episode. This was historic. Yeah, I saw it because the watch what happens live show came on and he's like, well, I've gone to the hundredth half of it. His head's going to pop off. He's very excited about it. He loves that number. 100. his head's gonna pop off. He's very excited about it. He loves that number, 100. He's, I think he gets extra money if it hits 100 or something.

Yeah, just huge phone or anything. 100. Oh, no. So yeah, we get the Naomi. Pre-Avezlian. So I'm fucking Southern fucking Southern storm bullshit Fucking don't have a life Thanks a lot Matool. Thanks a lot Matool. Now I'm doing voiceovers Yeah, so

We get that for those of you who have missed Southern charm and are just listening to this cuz Ryan's here. I get it Nothing happens so those previously these are really working hard because this is Southern Charm. Nothing happens here. All that happens on Southern Charm is you watch only white men with red nose as fail upwards. So literally, the reaction on this show.

You would think these men are superheroes. You would think the way they talk about each other and treat each other, that these are gods. It is so weird. And they're all getting bell bellies and their skins drying out like me and like it's just weird. And they're all treated like we are gods among these women. And the women actually have sort of real conversations but barely.

And it's like meditation though. It kind of like I can sit there and watch it and I'm weirdly like, okay, I'm good with this. Like I don't need much from this show. I don't need with this. Like, I don't need much from this show. I don't need match either. Yeah, I don't require much. And it is kind of like bird watching, like, dodo bird watching because you just watch it

and you're like, was this what these people do? I mean, they just sit around and talk about like, who am I dating? Like, who could I date? But I dated that person. But I could date that person. Is that person wanna impregnate me? Do I wanna impregnate that person?

It's like, is he weird? Who thinks like that? I just don't, I know what happens, because I used to watch Bachelors, so I mean, I know that's a thing, but it's just so, it's so foreign to me, it really is. I think these people were all, and especially the men on this show, are just brought up with so much confidence in themselves. Like, misplaced confidence,

none of these people should like themselves as much as they do. Like I know we're supposed to love ourselves, but I feel like these guys love themselves like to a alarming degree. Like they should even talk to each other and go, you need to chill with how much you think about yourself. They do, you know, and they were taught that confidence. Like you said, like they grew up just being given this false confidence. And I think the trick is not to leave home because I was grown.

I grew up with a ton of false confidence. So my parents are very like overly supportive, but like in a weird way. It's like, oh my God, Ronnie is like, he's a Suzuki player at the piano. He can hear a song and sit down and play it like Suzuki. And then people are like, okay, do that. I'm like, what the fuck is she talking to us? Like I figured out the melody line to little stop of whores, you know?

What do you want from me, you know? So your parents are really pumped your ego up to an alarming, like I remember being in Pirates of the Pinsance in high school as like the sergeant of police, like when the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I came out and like, you know, it was like fine. I was like a sophomore in high school as like the sergeant of police, like when the blah blah blah blah, and I came out and like, you know, it was like fine. I was like a sophomore in high school, and my mom was like, this lady in front of me said,

you were very good. I was over, like she was like over, she was like, I listen to her whole conversation and she said, you were very good, and I'm just very proud of you. You've got a gift, you know? Yeah. And then you got to know that I have a podcast. Yeah, like my mom would always say, oh a gift, you know? Yeah. And then you go, I'm like, you're too

sward of now. I have a podcast. Yeah. Like my mom would always say, Oh my God, you are so handsome. You runny's a model. Ronnie is a model. I'm like, what the fuck? So then I remember being like, young and going into a model.

And they were like, you're fat. Like, what are you? Who the fuck are you kidding? You know, and they said it like in the model agency way. Like, we'll call you or whatever. But I was like I left there like what's happening here oh yeah I then you go to LA in my six I you remember meeting with like I remember meeting with my first manager and the manager who was like I just don't I just don't see anything I just I don't even know what any of the and it was like, I was like,

oh, because my friend recommended me. He's like, I just don't, I don't get it. Can you explain it to me? And I'm like, I live in Brea. I don't know, like I don't know what to do. Like, yeah, I guess I'm not thinking. Yeah, but he said it like he was like, this is my job.

I just don't see anything here. Yeah. You know what? Does somebody have any powder I can throw in front of me to Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Does somebody have any powder I can throw in front of me to see if there's a shape there? Can we buy that in? Is this a ghost? Yeah.

Falling out like one of those little laser key chains, like, I'm trying to see. Does it band? Yeah. Okay. So something. If only I could have a pillow shop. If only I could be into pillows, I think it would really Yeah, it is. Okay, so something. If only I could have a pillow shop, if only I could be into pillows, I think it would really turn my life around.

Well, that's the other thing. I was gonna say, I love Craig, I mean, I watch you, so I can only love as much as I can love, which is not really very much, which is another thing I can blame on my parents later, another dot. I like Craig and everything, And I'm proud of Craig for finding something. You know, was it just figuring out how to get somebody to hot glue, gone a couple of squares together and throw some stuffing in their shirt. But he is doing great and everything. But this is another one of those things where I'm like, why is everybody acting

like Craig is, you know, in the fortune, what is it, the fortune 500? I'm out of it. Yeah, I think so. Craig's on the cover of Forbes for like the pillow empire. Yes, but he's doing that thing where he's like, you know, like he does that arrogant burp. Like when he's hanging out with people, he just goes like, a mouth burp and then lets it out. Like he's just, oh, he barely anunciates with the burping But with Austin anymore he barely a nuts. He's like

So you do You're just Just like We have all the Yeah Yeah, like and then it was with the page situation It's even like which is sad because like I'm glad page wasn't on this episode But I kind of missed the scenes because when Paige professes some sort of love for Craig,

Craig will be like, I wanna hug you. Like when Craig hears a compliment from Paige, he's like, oh, that makes me wanna touch you. Like of course, you just heard a compliment about yourself and he's just like, oh man, I love what you see in me. Like, I love you for what you see in me. Well, and there's still on that stage where Paige isn't calling him a loser yet.

You know, all relationships. But you know it's creeping in. Don't you don't you think it's creeping in at some point? The reason I loved Paige was because she was like, you're a loser. Like, yes. Trying to take me out on a Wednesday loser. Luzer. I don't need to old man a loser. You know, that's what was great is that she had like some taste or some standards. And now they're just all out. She's like, oh my God, I love him. I totally am not even bothered that he fucked Naomi twice. It's, I feel like I, like, I, I, the word gaistlet is so overused, but the thing that, like,

the page that the page I used to know is not the page. It's like, what is, uh, Austin's a horrible friend. I knew about you sleeping with Naomi. I knew about it And I was cool about like she's almost now like Craig commensor that cool girls if they're not fully committed that guys can sleep around and if Craig by like Craig thinks like I told you I told you page so you cannot get mad at me and we were not exclusive So pages almost like yeah, like, you were totally fucking

around and I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome. And I think Austin is the true problem here. I think that's wild. Well, Austin is a problem. Like, he's a terrible friend, but at the same time, yeah, I think she's just like lowering her standards and just being like, look, I want to be the it couple on Bravo. And it's just not working out. I really thought it would be like when I heard that they were together, I was like, that's perfect. Like that is their both so cute, and they both love to be in battle all the time.

And like I could just see them like not vacuuming together. Like you could just see that. Well, I mean, seeing Paige, like maybe last episode when she wakes up and she was just laying in bed and crank past her water and she gu guzzled it like, oh, and it was just like these people are doing what they do best horizontally and it truly was very special to watch. But do you think they have that conversation like other couples do of like looking out on a sunset of like, what do you want to be babe? And like there must have been like, I want to rule Bravo.

This is our kingdom. I want to rule this. Lindsay and Carl can go f off, you know? Maybe I can see them going through Instagram together and being like, oh my god, Lindsey got this many likes on something And oh my god, Austin got this many likes on something like he didn't even like my new pillow that I went out on my Instagram story It's like I saw that he watched it, but like you can't even press like the fucking heart like What kind of crazy is that? You know what I mean?

When people nearing 40s are arguing and getting their feelings hurt over Instagram likes, I find that truly meta and fascinating in a really funny way because they're taking it so seriously. And now Bravo is starting to turn into all social media fights and even like podcasting fights, even podcasts. Like even, I think that is, it's, it's truly hysterical because these things really matter to them because it's there. Have you made it? Have you made it into a podcasting fight? No, man, I did as my, like, I, I try not to, like, go for like any kind of, like,

gotcha moments and then I will always offer to cut things out for people and it's only happened a couple of times like with like Jill Zarin and stuff. But I could but yeah, all right, I got to tell you, I got to tell you, no, no, it was it was she was yeah, well, it was actually funny because of the girl's trip. She wanted me to cut out the because she said it was before she filmed girl's trip. She said that she did not approve the the filming at Bobby's funeral that Bethany was like a sneak attack with that. And we saw that come up on Ultimate Girl's Trip, but she asked me to cut that out after the fact. And of course, you don't say no to Jill Zaren, you know.

Yeah, I mean, I guess she's totally full of it. Well, yeah, I say no. I like to say, I like to pick now. No. You said you really will be like, no, we're good. Yeah, well, no, I've never said we won't cut something, but we've only been asked once and I was like, I mean, okay, like you're much more horrible on the show than you were here. You know what I mean? Like what you did, what you said on watch it crap. It was so not offensive compared to the vile shit you do every week on.

Well, they truly do not pay attention. They don't pay attention to their own shows sometimes. They just pay attention to what everybody says about the show. And I mean, like even Durinda and girls trips, she was just like, yeah, I don't watch that. Andy said I was in pause. I don't, I know my worth. I know my value. I don't need to watch it. I don't need to know. Like it's really interesting how they come at their own appearances on these shows. Yeah. Yeah, which is what's so strange about Southern charm, because they really don't.

I mean Southern charm really doesn't change anything. They're just like, yeah, I suck, I look like a lazy sack of shit. I'm going to just up that for the next season. Yeah. People hate me. You know what? I'm going a lazy sack of shit. Well, I'm going to just up that for the next year. Yeah. People hate me. You know what? I'm going to do more of that. I mean, Chef eight seasons ago or however many like is literally said, like, I don't want to settle down. And here we are. He's with an actual woman dating.

He's like, I still am right exactly in that same place. I do not want to settle down. And how dare you for almost potentially having a baby. Yeah. That whole chef and Taylor thing. I want to settle down, how dare you for almost potentially having a baby. Yeah, that whole Shepp and Taylor thing. So, Shepp seems to me like he's doing that thing where he's like, let's not use protection so that he can later say like, you forced me into this. I didn't want to do this. Cars.

I told you I didn't want a baby. I'm going to go cheat. And I can't because I said I never wanted to be in a relationship with somebody You know he wants to do all this and just have the out but then at the same time they're purposely not using protection And then when they get pregnant she's like what like this? Okay, so we're gonna go out of order obviously, but yeah Sorry, guys Yeah, what should we go through order? I mean so we can go however you want I, I was just so excited that I just started

blabbing about scenes and stuff. So you please, oh no, we're 20 minutes in. Like every, we don't have to do it any certain way. Yeah. But I know we're going to get the thing with me is when we do get there in the notes, I'm not going to remember what I said. And I'm going to just repeat myself over again.

I don't know. Yeah, let's start from the beginning. Let's start from the beginning. OK, we'll say on the music. Let's start from the beginning. Okay. Sound will sound a music it. I said would say. So, um, I'll say I'll say sound of music. Well, that's your best JD. Oh God. Don't you know JD? Okay. Let's start. Yeah. Just kidding. I don't miss JD.

I just wanted the audience to be like, hey, thank you. You know, get ready to tweet that. I do not miss it. So, Burgess walking. Okay, so basically everybody's just getting ready. And the only part in here that was good is A, Olivia acts like she's living in the lap of luxury, but her mom's like, claim the dog. So she has to do that.

And then, Catherine is making Halloween crafts for her kids. Yeah, but they don't specify for the kids. I mean, I know we know, but there is also a slim possibility that I was like, Catherine might really just like to do children's arts and crafts when the children aren't there. Like it was like, it could have gone either way for me. Yeah, I could have. And it does go in a very Catherine way because she's like, Oh, I broke my nail on a googly high. I put the googly eye, I'll put the googly eye right here. It was very like Bob Ross with the trees. It was like very like, yeah, just get that, get the trees up there. Get the trees up there.

I just always wonder what the producers think when they're like having to sit at Catherine's house and just watch her. It's like, you know, this is, she's just like slowly I'm sticking a sticker like making that face. Like, I wrote my mail. I'm a giggly, a giggly, they're logging footage and they're like, we've got a straight 40 minutes of Catherine staring at a wall. It is. They think it's like that? You're told when they were like after when she was like, I'm going to take out the trash.

And I was like, Oh my God, here we go. Like, what is this? It's like, Oh my God. The food, the food from last week with, with, with with chubs or Caleb or a however you spell his name, it looked like meatballs with with white pasta sauce. And it was like, I don't think, I think Caleb potentially wanted to stay, but he was like, either stay and eat this or we can break this whole thing up, I can leave.

Cause it looked, that food looked wild. She was baking the meatballs in the oven, and it was, the food just sat there, just so sad, like a Pixar character or something, you know? Yes, meatballs. Oh, I lost my land. But it's like Tim Allen's back. He's like, there's no lesbian meatballs are there.

Okay. Why can't you have Tim Allen do the voice of the meatballs? I mean, it's so ridiculous. He's the only one they could have done. Go broke me, Bals. Bals, Caleb's meatballs, Tom Hanks is like, yeah, I mean, Tim Allen, he is the meatballs. And the fact that you're going to use some hot and sexy actor for the Caleb meatballs. But those meatballs, so she just took the ground beef out the foam thing and then she's

just like grabbing it, like rolling it and then she just lines them. I was like, nice balls. I mean, they are even balls, but like, you don't put any salts? Like, you're not gonna put me garlic or salt or something butter mustard. Like, at this point, I don't even care.

Do something. It's hard to even, it's hard to admit, like, you could tell the meat looked worried. Like, the meat was like, I don't think this is going well. Like, you just like, it's so rare to see meat not want to be there, you know.

The cow is raised with so much pride and it got in the real world. It's like, this is, this is the real world. That will do. Into a fucking ball and ruined. And then I'll do me that'll do. But I do you think Catherine ate that food like at three in the morning that night, like just stumbled out of bed after she had a couple shots and felt bad and just like shoving meatballs in her face. No, see through that shit away.

She knows, you know, she knows. I was saying last week I started to repeat myself, everybody, but I was saying that's not like a makeup meal. That is definitely a breakup meal. It's like, is this, are you willing to commit to me? Are you willing to get Samadela for me? No, then get the fuck out. It's like, what is this, saw?

I mean, it was a Shawshank redemption meal. It was like, get busy living or get busy dying of like, you want my meatballs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take your meatballs in. Oh, I could imagine Catherine having a scene, getting a hole in the wall with like a plastic spoon. I can imagine that's like busy work for Catherine. I crawl through three miles of shit to get out of here.

Where's Catherine? Didn't she get through the wall with that spoon? She's just laying down in the hole. She's still in there. She's just, I got tired halfway through and I just, I was nice down here. It was a good breeze. And I was just, you know, by the way, but anything Catherine does though, I kind of excuse it because it, you know, the earlier seasons are so dark in terms of like the paddle ball they played with a 21-year-old

girl between all of these dudes that I'm like, well, I mean, we, it's like Britney Spears almost. It's like, well, she's been through a lot, you know? I know. Um, yeah, those, yeah, it's like a Britney Spears Instagram deep dive. You're like, I support you. I still support you.

I fully, that's what I'm saying. Like Katherine, I just, I fully support, but it's, it, she makes it hard. I feel you sorry for the pause. I was getting a little bubbly. Or I'd pale a green. Oh, I was looking at the notes and I was like, did I do something? Yeah. We This podcast is not sponsored by a fucking pal, a green. I'll tell you that right now. And you better watch your fucking step, pal, a green now calming. Oh,

could you manage this? It's sponsored by Nuro, Nuro, Diana Jenkins, beverage. Did I get out? No, I'm just sticking my tongue out. Okay. Oh my God. I was like, I thought I was having a stroke. I was like, oh my God, I'm having a stroke on Watch What Grapons.

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I'm a first kisser. I've jacked off there for the first time. I jacked off there for the third time. Like what? You know how many people, girls? I've finger blasted. I finger blasted everyone in that location. And like I just love the ballad of Austin Crowell this season. Like he cried about Craig almost last week. He's crying about his childhood home. The

man can't even like set up a FaceTime call properly. It falls down. It's like he's Charlie Brown all of a sudden, you know. Yeah. And he's trying to set up his FaceTime call on one of those little like, porcelain trucks that Jermima had. You know, so where'd you get that? It was like a salt shaker, but it's like a water-painted porcelain truck or whatever calling his mommy and daddy.

Like, I just need to get my stuff, your pathetic sir. And he's the kind of guy though that probably shit he is. He stole that. I bet he, like, it's like, he's one of those like, you know, notch on the belt guys where he probably steals like a salt shaker or something from every girls house that he has one night stands with. And that's why he has a bunch of weird

nicknacks in his place. There's something he's like, I got that from Anna. She met her at their thirsty crow and took it back. That was really cool and And I brought my phone up on it sometimes. That's funny. So, guys, Colin gets mom and dad. And he's really doing, you know, the fuck poor thing. It's the Austin way. But we all know what a vile piece of shit he is now because of winterhouse, you know, and what's the other one he did? Summerhouse and, you know, but summer house and winter house don't exist in Southern charm universe. We're supposed to pity Austin in this universe. Like, there's never once, we're supposed to feel bad because of this Madison thing.

Not once has anybody brought up, hey man, remember what you did in Summer House when you pitted two women against each other? And like, literally, you were like, uh, text and Lindsey at a fish show online saying, like, I want to be with you this year. Like, do you remember any of the of it? We're supposed to feel bad because Madison hooked up with A-Rod and is engaged. Why are we feeling bad for this man? And everybody keeps giving him credit like he's tall.

He went to college for being tall. Like, oh, I've got my degree being tall. Oh, it's a tallness. And I'm not short, but I'm not tall. It's like, I'm average. Congratulations, you're average. But God is tall privilege is what it is. It's like, I'm average. Congratulations, you're average. But God is tall privilege is what it is. It's tall people.

I'm six foot, six foot used to be tall. And now because of people like Austin, like 6364 is considered, like that's the where you wanna get to. Six foot even. Like I wanna do Austin where he's like door fun golf, where you just like hobblem at the legs. And I wanna see the guy I want to see the guy,

I want to see the magic this guy can create being short. I want to see if there's anything there or if it's all nothing, there's nothing there. So I don't think there's anything there. Because I think his parents had enough money to like get that beer going or whatever, but he's not like, Shep, you know, upper,

master with their, and also is Shep like really a multi-zillionaire, whatever they're pretending, because I feel like Step gets like $5,000 a month, which now, it's not peanuts, but I feel like he has some trust fund where he gets like $4,000 or $5,000. It's like he pays his rent and drinks,

and that's it, and they're acting like, oh my God, the monopoly man is here. Should I lend him a break, maybe? In Shep's book, which I listened to on audio book, I didn't want to use my eyes. But he says that his family has always taught him to not talk about money. It's day class A. He's like, let's just say I have enough money. I've had a really comfortable life and I'm very lucky,

but I do not talk about money. So that's why, which I always just find interesting. And he seems like he just wants some beer and some like like raw tuna from like that he throws a wet like he just seems like he's still in that kind of frat life. And he wants to like put all his money towards traveling, not kids, not his relationship, just towards the adventure, some spirit. Yeah, well then be alone, you know, do it like the rest of us. Don't drag other people down with you. Sorry.

Okay. For two LRM, he's gonna suck every, I know, but you know what, if your kid is old enough to read, and the drain O says, do not drink this, you're gonna fucking die, kid. And then the kid drinks it. Bye, like what do you want me to do about it?

It says don't drink it and you can read you know that that's how I'm starting to feel with Taylor like I have no pity for you And I was about to talk about that Taylor scene. Okay, so then Whitney's making Patricia. They're like isn't this wacky my son is my but learn he's like is my buttline. He's like, I'm wearing a shirt. I'm wearing like a grand shirt right now, so. And makes it some champagne or something. If I do, did you see the amount of glasses they had out on that? They had like a hundred crystal glasses on that, like whatever that that island was.

And I was like, that probably right there is more money than I've seen in two years. Just that kind of, just that that, that glad, just in glassware alone was amazing. And I liked that they're like getting low on liquor. She's like, we don't have nothing for the plasno more. We gotta go to the store. And when he's like, she's like, I guess I'll take champagne and Whitney's like,

woo, you know, it's, I know they're doing this potentially as a bit because of Michael. And it is funny, but Whitney's like, whoa, you know, it's, I know they're doing this potentially as a bit because of Michael and it is funny, but it's also just really, like I really want this to be true. I want Whitney to genuinely be her butler. Like I want, I wanted to get better. I think that's true because, and you notice the way he walked in there,

he's like, mother, I'm, I'm gonna, you want to drink mother and she's like, I can't find nothing without Michael. He, I'm up to him. I'm gonna, you want to drink, mother? And she's like, I can't find nothing without Michael. He, I don't even know where I'm from to drink with all this drink champagne. It's easier. And then she just stands there. And he's like her face, you know,

isn't really moving or anything. Yeah. She's just like standing there. And he's like, okay. So he starts getting everything ready, finding matching glasses. And she's not moving a damn finger. And I think that that's real. Like there's no instinct in her that's like, he starts getting everything ready, finding matching glasses and she's not moving a damn finger.

And I think that that's real. Like there's no instinct in her that's like, I should pick up a glass right now. Like that's not her inner monologue. I feel like her inner monologue is just like, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, it's all, it's old music. Yeah. What if God was one of us?

No, and Whitney, like the thing I would like it though, if each episode the house gets progressively dirtier, like by the end it's just like trash everywhere, like nothing's put away. Because Whitney would not be somebody that's good at taking care of somebody I think. No, I mean, I agree. Why would you have to? You know, the rich, they don't, they don't understand. The rich people just don't understand.

Did them! Let's kill them all! Um. But yeah, you know that house stinks. I'm sure they have people clean it. But when they, we saw Whitney pick up the dog poop and then just pour vodka over it and wipe it. I mean, that's bar rot and dog poop.

That's all. Yeah. That's not good. That's not good. But that's like that's Whitney in his head of like, look, I solved a problem. I, it's a big thing. Exactly. Wait, wait, wait, is Whitney allowed to bring the girls home that he meets? Like, is he allowed to bring like, I want to know where their rooms are compared to each other? Yeah, I think that's like sex in the house. Oh, yeah, are you kidding? You think you're going to stop.

I'm pretty ambitious. You know, I'm sure like who did bang last night, Whitney. I feel like when the cameras are on. Whitney, let me smell your fingers, Whitney, come here. Come here, come here. I'm proud of you, son, I'm proud of you. You got those, Ms. Patricia jeans. Yeah.

When the cameras go off, she's like the mom from animal. What's that show with all the surfers? And Ellen Barkens in it, she's the mom and it was based on that Australian movie animal kingdom. I feel like Animal Kingdom like who'd you fuck today with me get her out of here. We got business to talk Whitney you got guitar practice in a half hour. You get that flusy out of here right now. I say I sick Vinny, you got guitar practice in a half hour. You get that flusy out of here right now, I say, I say. So that's that.

Okay, so Vinnyda and Matt, I've learned that. This is a therapeutic thing for me. I do this when I get confused, and I don't know where I am anywhere. I go, I'm like, oh, here I am. Back on the stuff. So Vinnyda and Madison come over for what reason. Nobody really knows because they're like, how long is Patriot shot?

I thought we're not too pretty. Is Patriot your look pretty? So hello, look at you, button close on. Have not. Let me see that rank. Oh, that's mine. Whitney. I can't wait.

Whitney's like a thousand pot in the So let me see that rank. Oh, that's my with me. I couldn't wouldn't he's like a thousand pardons lady a thousand pardons. Well, what can I get for everybody? You know, it's really, it is great. And Venita, you know, she tentatively steps into this scene with Miss Patricia, I feel like Madison's very used to Patricia, but I feel like Venita's still feeling it out a little bit. I could totally be reading into this, but she's like, oh, you look beautiful. Like I she's, you know, I think Patricia is, you know, the matriarch of this show. So I would imagine new people still have are a little nervous filming with Patricia. Yeah, I think it's like a human resources moment where that person who's like, hey, do you

want some gum? Do you like gum? Here's some gum. And then one day you're called to that lady's office and suddenly she's like, it was a test. And you took the gum. We can't use you. We don't mean you anymore. I'm a micah Whitney's passing notes to Veneta. Please let me help me escape. My mom has made me be her butler. Please just I need a ride out of here. Hey Whitney if you need help, talk like you're laughing really silent to yourself and can't form a sentence. He's like, I'm not helping you. I'm not helping you.

You're still not helping you. You followed instructions, but I still want helping you. So, and you know, Patricia's inner mom log is not having any of this shit. She's like, Oh, look at you pretty lady. Look at this dress,

y'all wear. But inside she's's like there's the slut that's getting married yeah loser without a real job hey let me look at that ring you know she wanted to put that term out them bite down on it yeah always out of blood diamond I like it oh look at all you loose flusy women with your ESPist and your lipstick on. I heard you got engaged on Amazon Prime. By the way, Ronnie, I'd like everybody to tune into Amazon Live tomorrow. I'm wishing my mom a happy birthday on there at noon. That's the place to go for big announcements now as Amazon live. For example, Amazon live is where to really give the good information.

I know. I mean, next time that this country declares war on somebody, I want President whoever to go on there and be like, listen, we are going to war. We are going to get through this as a country. Look at this blazer. It's only $19. And we have a lightning deal right now on headphones. through this as a country. Look at this blazer that's only $19. And we have a lightning deal right now on headphones.

That's something that is good in any kind of war, nuclear disaster, and they're going fast. Oh, like did you watch Kyle's Amazon? Yeah, and that the citizen can of Amazon lives this week. Are you kidding me? I turned it on and I was cracking up. She looks like she's on some cruise ship or I don't know what the fuck she's on And she you know her eyes wonk ears the days go on and she's just like a lizard licking the corners of her mouth and Playing with her hair and she's just terrified to be on there and then then people are like, Hey, hack him, you fucked over.

Sutton. Oh, no, she's like, Oh, I hope Mr. and Mrs. Amazon aren't watching. Like, you know, like, by the way, isn't the whole point to be rich? She's obviously on a vacation overseas. And she's like, let me stop and go on Amazon and sell stuff. Like Mauricio has a Netflix show now.

Like, I think we're good to a place where we don't even need to do Amazon Lives, yet here you are and you're getting railroading to the point where you need to like, okay, yeah, we're selling this, but I do want to say I did apologize to Garsell. Like, imagine that people just tuning in randomly that have no idea who Kyle Richards is

and they're like, who's Garsell? What's going on? I just came to get a scarf, yeah. Here's the lady selling Lisa Vanderpump clothes, because that's what Kyle sells, too. She's like, look at this pink blazer. This isn't as fashionable. Look at this pussy, though. Isn't this great. He's a great choose to wear the Hanukkah.

Okay. Southern Trump. So anyway, they tell her that they're gonna do a garden pond thing for a joint birthday party. And she's like, how lovely. Um, I'll wear my dulce and gamaana pussy dress. Well, can you wear a kid and dress to a cat fight? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. How that is so, that was so that was. That was good. Right. Vanita. When you hear Whitney in the back,

you wouldn't even the other room going, he used my pussy line. So next we get, um, okay, good. We don't have to wait long for this scene. I really wanted to talk about this. This is a Shep and Failure's date, okay? You don't want to marry this man. Where you're riding the bike and then the guy's on a skateboard. And he's like, he's going to ride onto a bike and you can just drag me to the restaurant.

This Shep is constantly like Tom Hanks in the movie Big where he's like, I got to get a job. Like, I feel like he is just a, like, just a, like a really tall child. Like, he's holding on to Taylor's bike on a longboard. I mean, it's, it's wild. Like, there's no tricks. He's just skating straight. It's so sad.

Just being dragged along through life. Why should his transportation be any different than his regular life? It's just like all the poetic, which is very sharp, right? This is such poetry. I'm just being dragged along by a blonde woman and handed everything I don't really want, but probably need.

Harsh! I'm kind of like the Walt Whitman of this town. Is this I'm really, this is just truly a poetic existence. This is my Walden Woods. No, so they go to this not date, datey restaurant at all. It's like a terrible, like when you walk in and everything you see is t-shirts with the American flag on it. Turn around. Okay, it's not a date restaurant.

Everyone's like, I'm here with our kids having wings, some in America. I was like, are we in America? Hey, what country are we in? Does someone tell me? I don't know what these flags are. And I think Taylor was like, they said at the table that was like, not busket. She was like, well, I know it's got a lot of plates everywhere and she's like, no, no, no, it's great, it's great, it's great.

Yeah, he's like, just table is bare bones, right? Try pull out your chair. Oh, it was date night. She's like, shut up. And she goes, this table looks really bare and, I was like, shut up rich people. Like, stop fucking dissing the table, though, bring her plastic menus in a second.

It's my privilege. Yeah. Well, imagine getting upset at the girl because she potentially is pregnant and then the same week, you're like, may I pull out your chair, Miss? Like, I would, may I see you like a gentleman? No.

So she goes, yeah, this table's like Sparrow. I mean, not as Baron is my ovaries. And he's like, gosh, you're not Baron. You had a scar, but where out of the woods? High five. And she's mad that she wasn't pregnant because she's trying to get pregnant with somebody that obviously does not want to get her babies. Tamer gets himself respect self respect. Tamer. She's like, you're going to high five to my pain and misery. And he's like, I'm going to low five to a two. Hey, oh, too slow.

Baron. So he's like, God, where do you think it does to me, Taylor? I mean, I was about to change my life for you. You know, when you said you got pregnant, I was thinking, gosh, I'm gonna have to get movers to get her the hell out of here. Then I'm gonna have to call a locksmith, change the locks.

It was hard for me. It was, it goes, I was, I was actually going to, I was thinking about taking a bullet between my eyes. Like, he literally said that. He was like, I heard that. I was thinking about it. I just a bullet right in my head. Or like, I was like, how dark do you like, we're a bullet in your head, Taylor? I don't know. Somebody was gonna die. That's all I know, you know? It was so dark

and he was like, did it with a smile on his face. But it was a falsie. We can live. Let's go to Pope boy. So what's good here? What is good here? This is great. And as if she doesn't know who she is, this is what cracks me up about her. She's like, we are going to the Pope boy place and I'm going to lay down the law with Chef who just almost probably broke up with me and sobbed in the bathroom for five days when he thought I could be pregnant. So she's like, he didn't even ask me about my feelings. You just care about yourself. And you haven't said if things were, you haven't said,

hey, if things were gonna happen, you can trust me. And you know, you haven't said, you can trust me to be there and be faithful and supportive and all those things. So why are you trying to get pregnant by him? I, it's, I mean, literally saying, I know that you're never going to be there for me. I fully realize it and I'm going to keep dating you.

Like, it's like, it's almost like I'm in this weird, it's like a Craig Page technicality thing of like, wait, why are you guys, why are you saying all of the issues that we all agree with, but you're like, but I'm stuck with you, you're not stuck with him at all. Like, there's, he would, he would drop you in a minute. In fact, it seems like every episode it would never surprise me if he in the middle of the scene. He's like, you know what? I don't want to be with you anymore. I'm going to go see a movie. Bye.

Yeah. I mean, Shep's one of those guys who sits across from you and you know when someone is entering the restaurant because Shep looks every time. You know, they don't even need one of those. Ding! And she just sees it's like, she's like, I almost thought of maybe. He's like, it's like looking up like, darn, it's not her. You know, whoever he's got is mine.

It's like, Taylor goes, well, I mean, you know, like, you know, you can be unfaithful, you can be this. And the ship was like, where do you think I'm going, girl? And then they do the flashback to the reunion where he's like, okay, no, yeah, there was text messages with an old fling. There was also somebody in a stairwell. Like, he's like, there was somebody in an alleyway, you know, the orgy in the Hamptons.

He like just started listing off a string. And then Craig was drunk. He's like, I'd break up with you, man. I'd break up with you. Like it is so weird. He listed off like five cheating instances and it's like, that's what Taylor thinks, dude. Yeah. He's like, apparently I'm not a safe back. Of course. He's like, no, you're not. You're not at all. He's like, that's who, that is so rude. You're a bank for dinner. You are the first. I mean, finally though, finally somebody is sticking up for the straight white men in this country.

You know what I'm saying? Like we're finally, well, no, it's like finally. Like we're like the ballot of chef and Craig and like we had been mistreated their entire lives and they're finally standing up for themselves. It's amazing to watch. I know, it's so nice. And you know, when you have a positive attitude like that,

it's just so nice to see the world, you know, or the universe rewards you. Like they get their check and the guys like, there's nothing in that book because it's on us. Oh, forgot to say, here's for bag of money. Thanks for coming to Poe Boys. Hey, and we're gonna buy a truckload

of those American flag hats. Thanks for coming. Also, when they brought out the food, they brought out the, like, the Popeoy and the soft shell crab. And you know, chef is that guy that's like, Oh, look at this. Look at that. Like how, I mean, listen, food is cool. And I love eating it at like three in the morning when I'm naked in bed.

But like, at the same time, like, chef, like, how often are we gonna be amazed by food if you're chef? Shep's that guy that's amazed by all food. Remember that party a couple of weeks ago at Naomi's? He was like, oh, we got my favorite shucker here. We got the good oyster guy. And he was just like, shut it. He's so, he truly is a child.

Yeah, he's a simple, simple man. So let's go over to Olivia. Let's go over to One Seas and Olivia. That's what I call her. Although I will say she is making, she is making more effort than a One Seas in wood. So I could be wrong on this. But until further notice,

her name is One Seas and Olivia. So she's meeting up with Catherine. Yeah. And she's meeting up with Catherine. Yeah. And she's very fancy because she orders the sobbing on block. So they're at a sushi place and Catherine comes in and she's like, ew, it smells like fishy. Yeah.

Oh. Where is this, what do they call this, pizza? Sushi. Oh, you took me to to a rock. You took me to a rotten place Well, I truly got the feeling that Catherine had never this was the first time Catherine had ever heard of sushi Like it was like it was eerie because you got the sense that you're like, oh no Like she truly doesn't know what sushi is. Like, here's the end of mommy. Here's like end of my, she's like, those, those little beanies, are those beanies?

Where's those beans? Eat them, beanies. What are they? Beanies. Yeah. And they're like, uh, do you guys have any sad meatballs here? Um, and she's like, can I get a pain killer? I was like, wow, we just skipped right over that plot. Why are we going to talk about?

The same thing. I was like, oh my God, we're weirdly honest today. Like, and I was like, oh, it's a drink. Yeah. Can I get a pound? Can you get a pound of the a bivvy, uh, Bolivian blow, please, uh, the drink? of the Oblivion Blow please the drink. Can I get the arm band with this shot of H? That would be great.

What are you talking about? I get so terrible. Can I get a shot of I haven't paid my taxes in season two of Southern Charm, please? Uh oh. in season two of Southern Charm, please. Oh. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. Okay, so all I really care about in the scene is the food, because then when he comes over, she's like, um, can I have the shrimp-. Team pure team. Team temper. Temper.

Temper. Is it called temper? It's like the tempura. Sickle that. I've never heard that either, sir. So you can hear it. I'm fucking out of tube. The um lots over the you.

Yeah. Okay. I'm going to name a child that. Um lots. So they, and I will wait. I'm going to name a child that. Who wants? So they, and I will. Wait, are you announcing right now that you're going to have a kid, you're not going to save that for Amazon live at all. You're announcing that right here tonight, you are having a child.

This is exactly who I want. And you're going to be a Patreon episode, the Amazon live of podcasters. I'm selling this beautiful, paligree now. Also, Lisa Vanderpump is a cut fitness. Thank you for joining me. So, okay, so they start talking about Caleb. Do you think this relationship's real? I have my doubts at this point. Olivia and Catherine's friendship or Caleb and Catherine. No, Caleb and Catherine. It's, I don't know man, it seems real in the sense that they I think have slept together

but like emotionally I feel like Caleb like all of a sudden Catherine walked into this season feeling things and he's like I thought our whole thing was we have no feelings. Like I thought our whole thing is we don't talk emotions at all. Like you've always been that way and like you look like hot when we go out and now you're wanting feelings and that's just something I don't do. Like so I feel like it's real,

but it's real in the sense of like two hot people or like you know like two hot people where it's like I've watched hot people have relationships and it's so different than any other kind of relationship that I've had. It's like a whole, like, it's like bachelor people. It's like, on a whole different plane of just like, good looking people, they're like,

I guess I have to show you my privates because you're good looking as well. Like it's like a whole unspoken coat. Yeah, like we're hot. Are we fucking right now? That's it. I can't even really tell. Like we're both hot. There's no other conversation.

Yeah. Like do you think do you think Caleb's like, what's going over? Like I'm just so worried about the people in the Ukraine right now. Like what do you even think? Like there's no, there's nothing like if you said turn on CNN, he's like, what? I don't even know. Is that a Christian thing? What is that? Is that like a like?

turn on CNN. He's like, what I don't even know. Is that a Christian thing? What is that? Is that like a like? Yeah, I just think it's kind of fishy that you know, they brought him onto the show and then they immediately broke up. And so now he's like a cast member, but he really doesn't have that connection still. I don't know. It's two. Do you see Austin trying to talk to him last week? Austin was like, I haven't seen you since the Catherine's thing. How you doing? And Caleb's like, good. Great. Like, it was not like there was no there.

Snow, and Caleb, he was even, he's just figuring it out as the talking heads happen. Because he's like, yeah, man, I don't know why Shep and Taylor would have sex without a condom on I guess it feels good And he like answered his own question He was like, well, I guess it's because he probably feels good down there Yeah, he's like he's too sweet for the show for for me. Yeah, I'm like wow you they're gonna hurt you They're gonna ruin you on this show sir

What was I gonna say? Who cares, it's over. Yeah. Thought it was over. Okay. So, okay, this is Olivia. So you're talking about how hot people are just automatically fight.

That's what makes it crazy about Olivia. Because the only way, oh, this is what I was gonna say about Caleb. The only way they really cast on this show is you have to fuck somebody to come on the show, right? And you have to make it seem like it's real. So they all pretend they're in these like Chelsea and Austin. They pretended that they were in that thing. And that's how Austin got on.

And then that was a disaster or whatever. But it's like everybody has to pretend. Like, remember when, what's your dolphin laugh? My daddy got me a website. Landon, landon. Yeah, landon. Yeah, she's like all I'm flirting with, shit. You're not shut up.

No one is buying this. I feel like this is the Caleb entrance. It's like they're forcing them. And now they're like, it's like human trafficking in a way. Like they're trafficking Olivia to Austin They're like you want to be on this Whitney's like you want to be on this show You're gonna have to fuck Austin. It's gonna be a way You can just I picture Whitney at bars at like 155 in the morning just looking for people like

You ever think about TV you got a face for TV Yeah, I really do what I think they do. I think they go around and he's like I'm a producer and I have this show, you know and So Olivia is like she got paired with Austin like the least desirable and he doesn't seem to really like her Like he hasn't called it to go out or to sit off camera No, or but he said but he said but I'm taking it slow and he doesn't seem to really like her. Like he hasn't called her to go out or to sit off camera. No. Or, but he said, but he said, but I'm taking it slow. I'm proud of myself.

I'm proud of myself. I'm just doing double dance. Yeah. Because you're fucking other people. You're not dating this girl. Stop faking it. And Olivia's like, you know what I want? I want a man who like will give me an Uber. Oh, no, you know what I want?

If you order postmates, get me some postmates. No, you know what I want. I want someone that's like, it's raining outside. I have an umbrella. Do you want to get under it? That's what I want. It's like, oh my God. Aim high. I hear Olivia. Well, she even goes, she was, I probably won't even want the postmates food. I probably won't even be hungry, but it would be nice. Like she already is just like, but I'll never, if you just offered it, I won't even, I won't even order it

so you wouldn't, you would save money, but just the thought there is nice. You know, it's so sad it graces me out. And I feel like I feel, well, I kind of feel for all the women on this show because they all are in the same predicament, right? But I also just want to like be the gay friend because I don't have that since Cooper left.

And I just want to be, girl, no, get run! You know, call me at any time. I will come pick you up and we will run. Wait, why don't they have the gay friend? They have everybody else now. Like they've managed to try to represent like a lot of the you know really cool

Characters that were bringing in but why don't we have the the the gay man or the gay woman or the like I mean what Maybe that's level. No, I know this doesn't seem like that group to me. You know what I mean? I can't you imagine a guy trying to get in there with Sheppan Craig of like a guy trying to get in there with Shepp and Craig of like, you know, like, set being like, want to play cornhole. I guess you already do. Cars are just kidding. Cars. Hey, man, you say, do you think I'm still in shape for a guy my age? You know, like, Hey, Randy, do you think I'm still in? Hey, Randy, do you think I'm sexy? Because I think a guy would tell him real quick, like, you, you are not all that, you know.

Because I think a guy would tell him real quick like you you are not all that you know No, so okay, so they start talking about the girls, you know at the party and Olivia That's why I'm sending that she might not be one season because she's a drama queen She's like yeah, well, you know these girls really ganged up on me at that party Catherine I said no, they know they didn't you got into some business that wasn't yours and they told you to shut the fuck up. What were you expecting them? But she's like, and then they said, sorry. Then Veneta went over and said, sorry, what she really didn't owe you.

And Olivia's like, they ganged up on me. She's still trying to make this huge thing. And she's like Catherine's henchman, right? That's kind of the point. It's like, you come on the show, you're gonna have to fuck Austin and shoot with Catherine. So figure it out. Yeah. I mean, she's pretty much the Scott Dissick of Southern charm. Like she's just you have to shoot with people like Catherine because there's really very few people that are willing to shoot with Catherine

on this show anymore, you know? So they actually have to bring in newbies to do that. And Catherine's just trying to get beans, trying to get beans out of the end of mommy's. She's like, how do these get out of here? How do these? She's like, I'm going to bury these. Catherine and the gigantic bean stock. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, everybody. Who stole my golden goose? Thomas driving off a giant. Yeah. Well, well, well, look who we have here.

Look who's back. You found my beanstalk. V5, 4, 5. My granddaddy built that bridge right there. Wait, that doesn't even rhyme Thomas. Yeah. You're not going to tear down, you know, my family statues, not up here in Beanstalk land. So they talk about break up with Caleb, no one really cares.

And um, Catherine's like, I just need that like forever person, you know, like, I need that person who's going to be like, Hey, five year plan, 10 year plan. That was five, 14 year plan. To say yes. I feel like they should, the editors should troll her and like, like actually put up the basic math of like five and then like scratch it off and 10 and, you know, like, you know, sound it out, Katherine, you're so close. Yeah. And by the way, do you think Katherine has a five

and 10 year plan for herself? Like she's like this relationship. There's like, there's no plan there. There's no way, Katherine's like, in 10 years, I want to be the president of my own company. In 10 years, I'm not be the president of my own company. In 10 years, I'm not going to break my nail on Google EIs. That's for sure.

10 years, I want to be in a room just to Google EIs. OK, so then we go to Manit, Manit, Manit. We have a Caleb scene where he's just confused. He's like, I don't know what happened with Catherine, but like I was with Catherine, but then she wanted me to like make faces like this. Like, I'm sad. Am I doing it? Am I doing it? Sometimes I'll look in the mirror and I'll be like, do happy. Do sad. Do confused. By the way, his cousin, they're drinking like some kind of

moonshine or something. They're like, oh, that's strong. And it's truly, you say like he's confused about the Catherine thing, but like you're totally, like, but not even like he's just confused. Like this is a man that's not even confused about Catherine. He's just confused about about how life works in general. He's just like confused about Catherine, he's just confused about how life works in general. He's just like, I, and he goes, he kind of, he's like, I like the warmth of her body, her touch, being right there next to her sometimes, you know, like, it was just like really weird basic. I like the way she breathes. Okay. Yeah. When she gets a smilety nose, she uses a clean X on it. That's cool. Yeah, she does that funny thing. When I notice, when she'll go

PP, she'll wipe. And it's always a very cool thing to witness. Yeah, she likes vegetables sometimes. I want to marry her. Okay. Max, Max seems such a strong woman. She's a strong woman. She told me in five years she wants to be better at making salads. Yeah, but you're 10 year plan. I'd like to work up to Sammon. I just like a, is I'm going to Sammon recipe. So what's going on with your plant over there? Oh, sorry. I was secretly grabbing another

diet coke because I love it. Are you at Lisa Barlow? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just being very cautious on drinking Pellegrino. There's these water bagels, by the way. And I'm like, oh, did you really? I'm not going to drink a diet coke. That's unhealthy. I'm going to have a Pellegrino insteadels, by the way. I'm like, he's like, I'm not gonna drink it back. I hope that's unhealthy. I'm gonna have a pillow green on, stay. I did a train. I worked out with a trainer for the first time in years yesterday. And it was like one of those things

where like you could tell like my muscles today feel like, dude, this was not the agreement. You said you would never use us again. Like it was like, and it was so sad to be in a training session. We're 20 minutes in. You were like, I fully give up. Like you know, when you'd be like, oh yeah, just kill me. Like I don't even like, I don't have a will to live.

Like all it took was 20 minutes of like light exercise and I was like, I'd give it all, like just kill me. Yeah, I have an exercise in so long. I was trying to do push ups, like I'm trying to start push ups again. My stomach hits the ground when I like go down there to do it and I'm like, I can't even do a push up because my stomach's too big. So now I'm like doing a bathroom counter push ups. And then I'm like, oh, my wrists hurt.

And then I can only do like five. And then I go read on the iPad and bed. And I'm like, oh, but now my wrists hurt. I started like I used to try to do push ups and that was going, okay. And then I had to, I had to make an adjustment to the girl pushups on the knees. We're like, I'm on the knees, but then my knees will hurt. So I'll put a towel under my knees to like,

it's all falling apart. It's all, it's gone. It's done. I just let it go. I mean, I used to go through phases where it's like, I'm healthy, no, I'm not healthy. And like balloon up and down, but the down's not gone.

I'm not going down anymore. Now I'm just like, Oh, just stalking. Ew, crap, I'm not doing that. I'm not going down anymore. Now I'm just like, just walking. Oh, gross. I'm not doing that. Um, I'm not a friend. He's like, just get out there and walk, walk every day. I'm like, fuck you. Die.

I'm not walking. Well, I mean, like, I'm old enough now to know about cardio, but like people will always try to throw those suggestions out. It's like, Catherine with Caleb of like, I just want somebody to love me for who I am. And it's like, yeah, I know how, I know if I walk for 45 minutes, it will be good for me. Like, that's not a new idea. Right.

Obviously, it does not sit and sat well with me at any point. And I've chosen not to walk, you know, like that is not gonna happen. My dentist told me, you have high blood pressure. That's a silent killer. I was like, it's not me more, is it? Yeah, well, then shut up. Like, be quiet. Now it's not. Now it's a killer. I was like, it's not me more, is it? Well, then shut up. Like, we have to be quiet. Now it's not.

Now we have a killer. So thank you. Can I break up? It's like the cat out of the back. It is great though as you get older too. If you feel any kind of like heart thing or like, you're like, oh, is it, is it, is it go time? Like, you can.

I'm like, uh oh, are my pants on? Do I have porn open on the computer? Where do I have porn open? Yeah, where's the kill switch on my, all my computer life, like all my, I want everything gone. I don't want anybody to dissect anything. I don't want to teach anybody when I'm gone.

I don't want like, oh, I learned a lesson from his death. I just like, it's just over and that's it. But do you ever think, I'm your deathbed, if you're gonna ever, if you're gonna think of Bravo on your deathbed, I always think about that. Like the last thing, will I, will I like think about the Shannon Bedore meme of like hear lies Shannon and then I'll be like oh how sad I'm thinking about Bravo as I'm dying and then I'll be like you knew you would. Yeah I think so. I think Kyle Richards is just gonna have like one of her pointed

old weird crooked fingers at me just going with the old hands. You were mean to me. You should have been more open and honest. Okay, Southern charm. So speaking of working out and being bros, that was our bros segment. Everybody's ex we're being here. Let's go to Austin and Craig and possibly the best thing. This was like a Tennessee Williams play of Tennessee Williams was like a fucking idiot. It's like Tennessee Williams as played by Pringle. He's like, well, you know what, that was like a cat on a hot tin roof. It's a hot out here. Hey, you'll have beer here, right? No, it's a roof. It's a roof, John Pringle. By the way, Pringle, if you're listening, great listening this season. That's all he's like, I don't know, I just feel like me and

page are great. Yeah. Cool. Very cool. That's great. You know, they got beer around here. That's all he is doing is looking for his next beer. You know, oh, they're not even letting him talk about anything that possibly is going on in his life. It's just like, Pringle, you're shut up and listen to whatever these main guys say. Just we need like a warm body here. Well, Pringle has gone downhill fast. I mean, he was never really uphill. He started the show being like, my life is ruined and Lex hates me and Malon here because

there's someone to take care of my kids when they fall down drop. Yeah, probably. So, I was like, like, from a, from a, from a, like, do you have any plans to change your life at all? He's like, no. Oh, it's going to worser. So I can tell you that. Or, okay, well, you can be a friend of.

Yeah, these abs aren't going to be for everybody. Yeah, because Pringle at this point is basically like, he's got like a bandana around his neck in an open can of like beans over a fire. That's what I feel like he is. It's like, where's your hobo stick with the red anchor chef of like, I'm gonna go visit Craig's Pillow store and get a free beer.

We'll work for beer. I never thought I'd be wearing one of these, God damn it. Well, I'm not proud, but I'm not, not proud. I never thought I'd be wearing one of these God damn it. Well, I'm not proud, but I'm not, not proud. So we got to Austin and Craig on the golf course. And this is what you were talking about with the like leathery skin and the weird shiny clothes. You know, golf people have to wear like shiny things for whatever.

And they're always like talking. It's like it's not a hunting range they're always like talking about something, right? And it's like it's like almost not gonna accidentally shoot you. Well, they're like tucking things in and they're all proud of their outfits, even though I don't think you could wear them anywhere, but a golf course. And then there's always like so many of Kutraman.

It's like Johnny Depp getting ready to go out. There's always like bracelets and hats involved. And then they're always so proud, but it's like you're just you're trying to brag. like he's like, Hey Craig, check out these shoes. These are my cool like check out these shoes, man. These are my lucky shoes. I'm crazy. Cool, bro. Cool.

This passive aggressive mouth and burps. I just got off the phone with page. Tell me I was amazing. I just got off the phone with page. She told me I was amazing. So Austin's like, so, you know, like, do you not say answer says, you know, you look good, then you feel good, and then you're play good, and then if you play good, then you feel good, and then if you feel good, and then you play, and you feel good, you'll have good poops.

Which are really important. They're more important than you would think. Craig. Craig's like, let's actually not it. You like I mean, it's like, that's not the Deon Sanders quote. The actual quote is you look good, you good you feel, you're going to play the good and then you're going to pay, they're going to pay you then the good. That is the actual quote from Mr. Deon Sanders, you fucking idiot.

Like I love how he looks down on Austin. That isn't the quote you doork. I'm gonna put that on a pillow. Oh. But could you imagine, is that like a body pillow, Craig? Like he was like, I wanna put that on a pillow. I was like, that's a really long quote for a pillow. Could you imagine trying to read that on any size of pillow?

I'm like, what does it say here? And like, and also is that like, is there a huge market for girls in the Dion Sanders quote you know Or is this for like guys only in their pillars? Well, what just happened is it became a correct quote You know because you put that on a pillow and they're oh my god. I got the Dion warwick pillow They love it. There's like so it off they'd be like it's my problem. I'm a party because my problem worked by party. You look what I'm saying. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So they're doing that thing where they're still feeling each other out because they're like bros. Yeah. They're like bros again, but Craig still hates Austin and Austin still kind of hates Craig, but he can't go out with Shepp anymore.

So he's like trying to figure out what to do. But Austin, it's just, it's so ridiculous because I feel like Austin is so much more in love with Craig than Craig is in love with Austin. And I don't even mean in like a gay way or like that. But it's like one of those weird things, this is how childlike they are, is that like literally,

he was like, we used to hang out all the time. And it's like you were in COVID, man. Like you lived together and you, there was no other people you could hang out with. You like by default, you had to be that close. And he's like, you just found a girl and you just ran. And he's like, yeah, that's what you got a girlfriend, man. Like, what are you not getting here?

This isn't a personal thing. Yeah. But there's also that competitive thing with work because Craig's like, yeah, I'm a pillow maven. So there's that, bro. So how's it going with you? So Austin goes, so when did you play, when did you, when did you like, play last, when did you golf last? And Craig's like, the other day with Shep and these, you just see Austin like, okay, well, oh great. So you've taken a step from me now. Well guess what, man, I have a huge meeting

with Harris, Teterbrough. So that's big. That could increase my production. John, John, it's insane by now. It's insane by now. It's just like, yeah, it was literally like my girlfriend is a model in Canada. He was like, yeah, big things are happening for

Trapa. I know everybody says it tastes like deer piss, but we're gonna ramp up production. You know if somebody named Kanye West, well, he said I could be a billionaire, right? I mean, he's me, but I like that he like the name that he said like Craig should know of like, ooh, that's a good beer distributor. Oh, yeah, heres. That's like, ooh, that's a good beer distributor. Oh yeah, Harris Teeter. That's like a big grocery store there. That's huge. Oh really? I thought it was just some random name that he made up. I was like, that's amazing.

No, that's actually a big grocery store chain there. And everyone's like, oh my god. Well, we went to Charleston people and they're like, did you go to Harris Teeter on Twitter, whatever it is? And we went and we were like, wow, this is so great. It's a fucking grocery store, you know, but when you find a new, when you're gay

and you find a new grocery store, it's like, wow, did you see where they laid out their chocolate pretzels? I mean, it was bold. That is bold placement Harris. But I do like the Craig did take it in of like, wow, he really is doing good. Like, you know, like the first thing, he was like, but I do like the Craig did take it in of like, wow, he really is doing good. Like, you know, like, they were the first thing.

He was like, oh, that's cool. We can hang. So then they start Austin's like, yeah, and then I have to be out of my parents. Yeah, I mean, my parents have to be out of my childhood home. I'm like, I need emotional support, bro. But like, also help moving, Craig's like, moving sucks, but it could be fun. Let's do it. I say we take some better knives and show those walls who's their daddy, right?

Yeah, like they're like, can you help me dig up my time capsule and my old parents house? You know, like, it's like we've got, I've got an old stash of porn in the walls that I'd help you to help me get out. He's definitely got a couple of house lurs and crusty socks in that day. Like, are we going to see a whole episode of them going back to this house and Austin, like doing if these walls could talk of like, I remember this room, somebody let me do butt stuff for your my first time, you know, like, I mean, like, is it going to be that? That way, then he takes Craig. I'm going to be more.

It's a HBO does a many series about Austin's if these walls could talk, you know, and the little Austin kid is played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, you know. And so when it would be great, we do flashbacks of Austin just looking at like a window or something. And then he's like, I remember that very well. And then we cut back to young Austin. Did you see that episode of if these Austin Wells could talk where Austin found crusty

socks in a bin and he was played by Julianne Moore? That was the artist to be there. Yeah, also, but also Julianne Moore, I really forgot it was Julianne Moore halfway through. Like it was, to me, it was Austin by the way. I'm not sure she would just keep moving her mouth even though she wasn't saying it wasn't really going with the words. So let's see, they're talking, you know, talking about all this stuff and Austin's like, yeah, and you know, like, I've got this girl, like Olivia, but we've gone out some double dates with shop. But like, we haven't seen it. I'm taking a slow. I'm taking a slow bra. I'm taking a slow with this girl.

Is it be a perfect time for Craig to be like, well, you're not going to fuck it up like you did in summer house and winter house, are you man? Like, I mean, like, really, these are the times where I'm like, why are we acting like this? Like, it's funny that like Craig's like, wow, you're really doing it this time, taking it slow. Just doing the double dates. Just doing the double dates, right? And he goes, you're over Madison, right? Oh, yeah, man, totally, I'm totally over Madison.

Are you kidding me? Yeah. So then they, let's see, they start talking about, oh, then we get tall privilege, okay? So we were talking about tall privilege earlier. So Austin's like, they start talking about, oh, then we get tall privilege, okay? So we were talking about tall privilege earlier. So Austin's like, bro, Olivia, she's so fucking calm, bro. Like, it's like amazing to be in a relationship almost,

like kind of double date relationship, but someone like that, because she's so chill. And you know why, bro? Because I think she's tall. She's tall, that's it. And I think like I've dated short people and short people, just angry little demons. Excuse me, you pooped logs and you can't fit on a plane.

You can't fit in a plane seat. So anytime anybody has to sit next to you, the rest of us are suffering. And yes, I am saying that as a person who takes up two plane seats with my muffin top. Fuck you. Tall person. And Craig is actively trying to like remember

how tall Paige is. Was like, is she an angry little demon? Does, does, is he mean, is he mean Paige? Yeah, because he's like, all the shorts are angry little demons that need to die, you know? Yeah, kill the shorts. So they talk about the double dating and blah, blah, blah. So then he's like, okay, I'm gonna,

you know, I'm gonna make a move right now with the, with Olivia, with tall Olivia, with tall one season Olivia. Okay, so I'm gonna text her. I'm gonna say, hey, hey, hey, with three wise, like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, I don't like that when people extend. I mean, I guess white is a valve, but you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, no, it's, it's, it's not a strong starter, I think. Like, and I like that he's obviously, it's something that's like in his repertoire, like he's done this many times. Like for all of you ladies that have gotten texts from Austin with three wise in the first world, like, please reach out because I know there's

got to be like a whole support group of these women, you know? Yeah. So hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Craig's like no, no, not don't do that. Don't do that like that. All right. Just say hey That's it. Don't say so so hey cuz like so is like really disrespectful if you like so don't Don't do that. Don't say it. He's like, okay, okay, I'm gonna take that out.

So wait, no, so, okay, how about this one? Hey, how about clear schedule? Of course, like, yeah, that sexy is fuck. But clear schedule, fuck, I gotta, I gotta check like that. I fuckin' pop a rot immediately, man. Like, now you're like, hey, you, hey, you are going

to this thing. It's not even an ask. You will be here at this time. That's hot. But should I be that confident? Should I be that confident? He's like, fuck yeah. All right, let's do it again. But take out the, take out the a, then take out the, and don't add a period. And by the end, it's just like, yo skank, drink tomorrow or die in sleep. No, it's just a dick pick. It's just a dick pick. I've just asked and here, drop off this. And that's it. Like, it's just so great because even when the scene started, what impressed me was Craig

going, you getting any vibes from Olivia? And he was awesome. It was like, yeah, her vibe is, she's confused as shit by me. Like he was like, I'm a rebel, man, I'm a bad boy dude. Like she's really confused when I'm like, yeah, once again, we're like in Caleb Land. Yeah, she's just really confused as a person, you know? Yeah, love it.

Yeah, you know what you should do to not confuse her? Use three wise in the hey, I love that Craig gave notes on everything except the three wise, you know, it's like, that makes sense. That makes total sense that part. Well Craig and Craig and Landon goes punctuation is worse than emojis. It's like, I love the rules. These men have for themselves. He's like, no, man, we all know, punk. And at some point he throws out to use the ellipses of a dot, dot, dot, which when my mom does it,

it always comes off oddly threatening, but my mom does it with everything, has just put three dots. So she'll be like, look for it to, look for it to see you dot, dot, dot, which always sounds like, are you? Like, I don't understand. Are you, doesn't seem like,

seems like there's something mysterious happening. Yeah, that's implying a lot of stuff, and most implied stuff is not good, right? Like there's not like good news that's implied. It's always bad shit. Like you're coming home soon, dot, dot, dot. But you're cleaning your fucking room, you fucking. You're coming home soon, dot, dot, dot.

We never wanted you. Coming home soon, and I may pie. It's never that. It's never so nice okay so let's go over to this tea party setup because this recap needs to be 19 hour long so welcome to so bad it's good land I'm starting to get it. No. So we go to party set up and it's like this beautiful. I mean Charleston really is a beautiful place, but it's also just so beautiful because we're like, oh my God, is that real brick? Is that moss growing on brick? This is amazing. Like anyone from a place like

LA or you're like, you're in a real workplace, you know, we see anything. It's like, is that dirt on the ground? This is just so charming. But every time I, but then I temper that with just thinking about how much it looks like I would sweat there. Like every time, like they're like with fans this whole scene and I'm like, oh, this would not be a good climate for me. Like I literally put myself at that girls party and I'm like, oh, I would just be dripping at this point, apologizing to people. They're all even fanning themselves

and they live here. Imagine what it's like for somebody just to visit. It just seems, ugh. It's horrible. I went there. It's beautiful. And I have never sweat it sweat so much I wanted to die and everything's on it. They have a lot of rooftop bars and stuff and I was like this is why people just can't take it anymore

Like there you can't handle this. There's the exit sir So we go to this party said it's like early. It's like everybody's wearing pink So they were doing that and So we go to this party said it's like early. It's like everybody's wearing pink. Where are girls going? Like pink. So they were doing that and Madison comes. So it's like violin players. Do girls really like this shit? Do they do any girls want to sit outside with math, sweating balls, with fucking violins playing?

Really? Yeah, I mean, the little sandwiches on the table and the little flowers and the drink. And it's like, I know there's a theme, but at a certain point, like, you know, I don't know, just like did those people play any songs that any of these ladies know? Well, no, what are they gonna play on a violin, you know?

There's something like yeah, back that ass up. Back that ass off. I was default to brass monkey. I don't know why. Um, oh, we forgot to talk about. Can you believe we forgot something? This was already doubled the length of the show, but, um, Madison called Catherine and invited Catherine and Olivia to this party, right?

Yeah. Wish he knows the super shitty because Vinita hates those girls and it's Vinita, right? Yeah. Which he knows is super shitty, because Vinita hates those girls. And it's Vinita's joint birthday party. So Madison, tricky ass, Madison. And that is how you keep a job on Bravo, everybody, right there. But do you ever, like, in Madison, she seemed like, because me, I would do it if I was told I'd have to do it or try to create drama.

You would tell, like, hey, Katherine, do you want to come in the party? Like, you know, I would be really scared about doing it because I know it's a really bad move. It's good for the drama, but really offensive towards the person that you're actually throwing the party with and to not even check in with her, not even to like, and we even get a flashback scene of who we're inviting

and those people were never talked about on this party. So it truly is a shock for Bonita today. Yeah, and she never tells her. So if Anita just sees them on these ribbons and she's like, so Captain and Olivia coming, what's that about? And she's like, well, yeah, they're coming and I'm really hoping for positive vibes, which is why it's a crazy song. You with the last second sucker, welcome to television, Steve. Yes, I, maybe one day you'll meet a rod. This is how we do it in the big leagues, girl. Yep.

I don't have any man drama this year, so I'm gonna fuck all y'all over. Heath plan. So, Venita is not pleased, obviously, but she's like, okay, so what are my options here? I can get pissed, but that's not going to do any good, right? So she's just kind of like annoyed. She's like base level annoyed with Madison, but she just keeps looking at Madison because

this is how Madison works. She makes you think you're safe, you know? She really does because she's like, are we having fun? By the way, why were you such a bitch the other day, if you need it and you're like, whoa, I don't. No, it is our joint birthday party, but I'd like, you know, but also at the same time, it's mainly an engagement party. So she asked us party and now says she's getting engaged

and then has the whole party decorated like a wedding party So totally like I'm at some point I was shocked that she wasn't like giving like like empty champagne glasses to Benita Like could you do something with these please could you oh my god? Yes, and then she's just like what why would she even be upset? You know she deflates Dums no positive vibes the fact that we even say positive revives anymore, whoever brought that up to be hip in our lexicon in this like last five year period is wild. Uh-oh. Now you didn't lose me. I just feel like I'm vaping too much because it's like late

night and I'm like, I took okay over there? Yeah. So, uh, yeah. So Vanita's, Vanita just keeps looking at her like, you're really doing, you're really doing this to me. Right now on TV, like again, what the fuck, dude? It was usual suspects. It was like, like at the very last scene of usual suspects when they're like piecing it together. And Vanita's like, oh, oh, and she realizes just cameras. So she's trying to keep cool. Like, why would

you do that? Okay. Very cool. Just to play devil's advocate, because Madison is definitely the devil in this situation. I think Madison's like, well, I'm doing her fiber because what she did, she made something to do. This girl made something to do. I like her. I want her to have a job. So I'm gonna give her something to do. And I was just looking at her like, I can't believe you. And Madison's like, what? I'm doing you a favor. Have fun. Enjoy your party. Oh, at some point, I think we're gonna have a conversation in the future between Venita and Austin. And Austin will be like, that's what she does, man. As whole, man, that's what she does, Venita.

I told everybody. Oh, yes, because she's going against the girl code, right? And so Venita's part of the girls, like the girls who were like, Oh, really? Are you one of the girls? And why are you talking to her? You know, so she's part of that crew.

And so they're definitely gonna have like a turn on Madison moment where they're gonna all apologize to Austin I'm gonna be like, oh, we didn't see it. We're sorry. We mistreated you. We really didn't see what you were going through. Yeah, Stan Son, then he's gonna Postmates and not offer them any so then So basically it's just like everybody's coming. Leva comes in some weird bow on her head. I'm not understanding Leva. And then she's also real

giggly all of a sudden. And she's like, guys, you know what my son does? He like throws a ball. And then he's like, the balls, the balls in the air. He's a funny guy. I was like, are you geeked out? What is wrong? Did you snort something on your way? What the fuck is going on with you, Venita? I, whatever, I think Erica Jane and her have the same doctors this season, like it's just wild to, I mean, she really does seem just way too happy about children's basic activities.

I'm like, oh my god, he walked, he's seven now, yeah. But he, he, he, he walked so good. I can't, it's amazing. And she's whipping up this new personality. So Naomi comes, and, he's seven now, yeah, but he'd know he walked so good. Yeah. He's amazing. And she's whipping up this new personality. So Naomi comes and of course she's like, this Naomi's attitude. And so Leva is talking to her, of course, and then they both spilled something on each other on themselves and Leva's like, oh yeah, I already spilled.

I mean, what is it? What's that saying? Like, what if a bird flocks? Okay, wait, one I already spilled. I mean, what is it? What's that saying? What if a bird flocks? Okay, wait, one flocking bird. Oh my God, what if one bird flocks and then another bird flocking? Is there a bird there, three birds or two? Do you have an advocate?

I was like, you are just high off your fucking board right now. And Craig's like, that's not the quote. It's Dion Sanders. Quote is two of the flock. Uh, you know, looks good. Pays good. Slap it on a pillow. And man, it's like, are you okay? It's two birds of a feather. No, it's birds of a feather flock together. Dure. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial Vanita is who goes up to her and she's like so love I can I ask you a quick question, so I know that you've figured out things with Catherine Meaning you have forgiven her for being just a fucking terrible person online, so that's great

how do I get to that point and? mind. So that's great. How do I get to that point? And love is like, Oh, I'm glad you asked because there's something in your heart, apparently, it's like if there was one bird with the heart, would it flock with another bird without the same thing in its heart? I literally had a reminder back because she was like, you know, that means that there's that there is a heart. And then I was like, oh, I think I'm missing the next part, but there wasn't. She just said that there's a heart. And I'm like, okay, but what out?

Like she's like, that just means there's a heart. There's a heart there. And I'm like, who's heart? Are we talking? Like, what heart is like, are you okay? Like, what heart are we talking about? But I think she meant like, right? Like, it's like, you have a big heart.

And that's why you're worried about this? I think she's thinking like it's on your, it's something on your heart, like it's bugging you. Oh, yeah. I wanted to ask you, like, are you still thinking about this? I mean, I don't fucking know, you know? So, by the way, we've given love an entire Lisa Vanderpump show.

Like this is, we've given her a whole show solo. But I mean, get ready for it everybody. This is what you're gonna get. Hey everybody, hey everybody, these are the specials. Stada, da, da, da, da. That's the only reason she's on the show, I think, is to spin that one off because I can see, no other reason really, but she's here

to like spin that one off. So she's just showing up like, I don't know what she's doing. She crazy. So now she basically up like, I don't know what she's doing. She's crazy. So now, um, she basically is like, I just thought it go. She doesn't answer her really. So if Anita's like, well, yeah, I guess it's on my heart because I haven't let it go. So I guess I will talk to Catherine today. Thanks for the advice, Vinnie. Uh, Leva, I'm like, loving and say shit. She's like heart, heart, heart, heart. So Catherine and Olivia are coming together and Olivia is like

condon nervous. Catherine goes, are you nervous? And Olivia goes, only in my head. It's only in my head and in my body. It hurts. And by the way, Katherine, I don't even think Katherine's so used to this stuff. She's like literally like, yeah, let's get to this party. You nervous? Like, she's like, I just ate my first rodeo.

Let's go. Yeah, Katherine's like, how are they gonna screw me over today? However, they're gonna screw me over today. Can't be worse than the googly eye attack I suffered at the beginning of this So they arrive and Venita's like oh Catherine high so they make an effort which is cute and Madison you just hear Madison over there going I just need to immediately

He was the one and that's why I did this on Amazon Prime Day. And Venita is so fucking annoyed at this point. Yeah, she literally hears that she goes, oh, you're talking about the engagement again. Okay. Oh, I got it. So Katherine goes up to Madison and she's like, mom to my home. Like, I really know how hard it is to find someone to eat meat, unseasoned meat with you. And I'm so happy for you. Madison's like, oh my God, I'm gonna cry, I'm just kidding,

I can't, but I'm gonna pretend I could. I'm a Westworld robot. They're flying my eye, tell me if there is. Naomi and Leva are like lur in the background hovering around this conversation. I don't know if you notice that. Like they're waiting to see if anything happens. Yeah. They're both like, grand's Catherine's here.

So, Naomi's like, I'm going to go say hi, I guess. I'm so sick of being the bigger person. Like, I'm always the bigger. Hey, everybody, watch, watch me be the bigger person. I'm always a bigger hey everybody watch watch me be the bigger person hi Catherine and she goes how are you it's so good to see you how are you yeah she's like hi what was she saying is a mom it's so hard to find okay Okay. Okay. Bye. So she walks off and Catherine just goes to Catherine. She goes, but that be it. So, okay. So now Naomi pulls over Olivia, right? Yeah.

She's like, all right, child, come on. Let's have a talk because like, I mean, what the fuck? I'm supposed to fight with you. What are you? 11? Okay. Come on. Let's talk. Okay. Look, we had a bad start. I think Catherine, you know, there's like so much unexplained history with Catherine. Like basically, like if I had to boil it down, she sucks. So it has nothing to do with you. Catherine's dumb bitch. You're fine. Still, I guess. Like I literally I was thinking about you earlier and I couldn't even remember what you looked like and I'm looking at you right now and I See nothing and by the way the first the first part of this conversation she had actually told a waitress and then she realized it wasn't Olivia halfway through She's like you aren't even Olivia

Let me go who's Olivia who is that girl? Yeah, she's like that H and then LA. I don't see anything. So. By the way, if you don't want to be here too though, Naomi, like, Naomi, I don't know if she likes anybody genuinely here. I don't think she, like she makes fun of Leva. Like, I mean, she's seriously, I don't know. Is there one person that you think Naomi truly respects

as an equal of any of these people? No, Naomi is back at the job she quit at home, like she's miserable, you know, but I think that that's Naomi's charm. I mean, that's what's fun about Naomi. She's always like, look, when she was dating Craig and she's like, idiot, what do you just sit at home all they have, make fucking pillows, Craig? And he's like, let's run with my sewing.

I mean, that's her, let's run with my sewing. I mean, that's not me. That's Naomi's super power. And Craig's just like, I think you'd really love the dude. I became, you'd really like that guy. And she gonna stop you in your ice. You know, meanwhile, in that scene, he's like, you know, you got me that guy.

It's like taking it like the, you know, coke balls out of his nose literally. His nose is red. It's screaming down the spot. He's like, you really love it that guy and turn that to me. He's really clean up his act. Yeah, great.

He's got pillows. So anyway, they have this talk and Olivia's like, well, I was trying to make it clear that like I'm not on anybody's side But like Catherine was being spoken about and like Catherine wasn't there So I was like, you know, it's about decency and Ed and Mimi's you know what I mean, which are BS in case you didn't know Any in the Mimi's here at this party? That's Sushy. B-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F Find me up here. So she's like, yeah, I mean, I guess I can respect that. Like that's cool. And like, also, I respect that you didn't back down because like, I know it could have been, it couldn't be easy because like you were, you said something that everyone was like,

well, well, well, so like, I respect the shit out of that. So like, whatever problems are happening around, like it has nothing to do with you. Like, who are you? Please get a hello. My name is tag because seriously love you mean it call me please don't. Thanks for the chat thanks for the chat. Now we can talk. Amazing. So what happened after this?

Oh, because of Marcy comes. Yeah. That's me. Cause Marcy is up. pregnant. So got anybody want to fuck shop because he's mad. So we're all right. We're rich. By the way, I love that Marcy's first episode. She's like, you know how much I used to want to fuck Austin. Like, that's her whole thing. Like even she goes to the air. Hey, you seen his dick yet. Like, she literally goes like, where are we with Austin? And by the way, I know she's pregnant and stuff

and I'm just making a joke here, but at the same time, you could see her like, I in the champagne. I'm like, man, I'd love some of that. Mm. Yeah, she's like, yeah, well, I would love some champagne, but I'm pregnant, so obviously I just drinkin' private. So get the fuck away from me.

Yeah. Where's the bathrooms here? I only drinkin' my nose my nose now and the occasional dinner. You know, just really eased. Just really eased. It's good, good for the baby. So fucking Marcy, who's the worst penis pusher in the world. You think you want to have the baby with a chef right?

Why don't you just have a baby with a chef? Yeah, fuck a chef right now Taylor. Hey Taylor, still my ears and baby protection. Good job, you're gonna get them. You're gonna get them. You're gonna trap my cousin so bad. You know what he's gonna be? You're gonna trap him so good girl.

It's gonna be awesome. And Taylor's just like, oh my God, you know what? Are you dating Austin yet Olivia? I wanna see this transpire. I really do. I mean, for the like, the use of the word transpire was like, I was like, wow, transpire. We're using the word transpire.

But also, who wants to see somebody with Austin? Wouldn't you like be like, I'm real worried about you with Austin. Unless it's some kind of like weird, like, she gets her kicks out of watching people in pain. I'm like, yeah, get feelings for us. Mystery loves company. If she just wants someone else to be interested, it's just an interested man who's cheating on her. You know, they can talk about that shit together. And you can also tell she's dating shot by saying shit. I want to see this transpire. I know. Okay.

So then, um, Leva, okay, this is so awkward. So Leva and Catherine and Venita are talking to this new friend who we don't know you. I'm just calling her friend because I don't know who she is. Was it Tati? I think like your name was Tati or something. Oh, thank you. Tati, okay. I'll go with that.

Okay. So Tati, sounds good. Love the name. So she's, they're talking and love us like so Catherine like how is it with you and Caleb? Catherine's like we broke up and we just like oh that's sad. Listen that is sad. Yeah, where is but you know what we're here to have a good time right? Let's have a good time. It's not a best happiness. Peace. Positive vibes. positive vibes.

Oh, this is when Bubba's like, my boy is so cute. You guys, he plays tennis and then he goes, better fly, this is hilarious. Keep your eye on the ball. My God, it's tennis. Like, why are we focusing on butter? Like, are you about to say you got kicked off the tennis team? Because he was like chasing butterflies half the time.

Yeah, next time we see the kid, he's going to have a little eye patch on. And then the next episode he has two eye patches on. Just like a little thing in. Butterfly. Butterfly. So, um, see, so they start, okay, oh God. Okay.

This is so weird. Okay. So the friend Tati, I guess, is like, you know, it's like, oh, Catherine says, you know, the innocence of children is so refreshing. And it was just such a weird thing to say. Yeah. So, thought he's like, yeah, you know, I mean, like kids are so good, but it's like bad kids. It's like parents raise their kids to be bad.

And Captain goes, yeah, and it's like a cycle because like the kids who are bad, like they have parents who are bad, but then they raise kids who are bad. And it's like a same problem over and over. And unfortunately our system works against changing that. I was like, did you just, is Catherine running? Did she just announce like that she just like Catherine 20, 2024? Like, the system works against this. Hi, I'm from the department of not becoming your mother.

Okay? Just coming to do a wellness check over here. You kids okay? Ronnie, you've got a martini in your hand. You're becoming your mother. You're coming with me, getting the car. Get the car, okay. You see, by speaking of Google eyes,

you see Venita's reactions, you was like, what? Like what did you say? Okay. So then it gets more awkward because Venita decides that this is her time to have her talk with Katherine. She's like, what?

She goes, Katherine try to say some big words. It's my time to pound. It was really wild. Cause I was like, oh wow, like you're really gonna do this and this is like a actual conversation you're having. Yeah, so Vanita is like, so is she just doing this for show? Like, I don't get this, like, because the small action she makes trickles down to her kids and like, which part? Like, what are we talking, which part are we talking about? I just was at this point I wasn't sure. So then the meatballs. They could be.

Is it the dangerous, googly eyes? Is it the meatballs? Like, there's 10 things that could be in this episode alone. Yeah. So she's like, you know, you know, in that moment of anger that you had with she who shall not be named. And I was like, Ashley, what season? I was like, could you literally say a name

because I'm so good? Like I was like, help me out, man, because I was like, I think I really just was genuinely confused. I didn't get it. I think she probably was a little nervous that this was a little ham-handed. You know, I obviously, once she got it out, I was like, oh, but she said, okay, so, you know,

she helped who shall not be named. So, you know, you say the system, like, and we can't teach our kids better, but like, as someone is trying to understand you better, and you know what? Like, I am, but like, you don't teach your kids that, right? And Catherine's like, yeah. What? Teach your kids what? What are you talking about? And then we see the text on the screen with the key.

Yeah, don't use the emoji. Oh, yeah. Okay, well duh, but I thought I just didn't, it didn't feel like a lead up to that, you know? I was gonna be like, no, it was like a really weirdly sloppy lead up and I didn't, I, but I thought I just didn't, it didn't feel like a lead up to that, you know, I was gonna know it was like a really weirdly sloppy lead up. And I didn't, I, you know, I couldn't see where it was going. And then I was like, okay, okay. And then yeah, it's like, don't use that emoji, you know,

you say don't use that to the, the, the emoji to the kids, you know, and I'm asking this nicely, Catherine. I'm asking this nicely, she says. Right. So Catherine's like, no, I don't, Catherine. I'm asking this nicely, she says. Right. So Catherine's like, no, I don't. Absolutely not. I do not use that emoji. She's like, really?

Because I just, you know, in a moment of anger, you know, it's very easy to spread that down to your kids. And I just want to make sure that that's not happening. And Catherine's like, it's not. But you know, Catherine, in her mind, she's like, I deleted the monkey emoji. Are you fucking kidding? Do you think I'm telling my like I deleted the monkey emoji are you fucking kidding? You think I'm telling my kids to use the monkey emoji the fuck?

Okay, I do have some sense. Yeah, I just tell them to use the eggplant emoji. Yes now strictly eggplants Okay strictly dickly just keep people after scent, but Obviously she's saying that was some racist bullshit and are are you teaching your kids to fact can be racist too? That's what she was saying. It was just infusing hearing how it was laid out. And it was confusing, I think, to Catherine, who sometimes doesn't understand basic, like human language. Like, I even think, her, she was trying to piece it together.

She's like, I think this is somebody saying something bad about me. And then she was like, no, I absolutely do not. And Vinita's like, well, that is refreshing. And Leva and Tati are just watching this all go down. And she goes, in a moment of anger, it's easy to spread that to your kids. And it's just me wanting to get to know you better and have a relationship.

And I want to make sure that's never happening. And the whole time they have the beautiful music being performed in the background with the instruments. It would be great if like the Darth Vader thing like. Well, actually, I always default. I said earlier, I was default to brass monkey. That would be hilarious if they started because of this conversation. It's about the monkey emoji. But actually. That would be hilarious if they started because of this conversation. It's about the monkey emoji We said they're playing it and I'm still like what is this conversation?

So Anyway, Venita basically was trying to say you did some stupid shit. Are you still stupid, ignorant idiot, you know, and Catherine didn't get it. So now Catherine's all mad. So then we go, we all sit down, right? So while Patricia comes, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that. Put in a, put in a prime dress.

Whitney, Whitney opens up the, Whitney's the chauffeur and he gives her a little walking around money. He's like, call me, call me when you need to pick me up, mom. Yeah. So then, um, basically it's time to all sit down and stuff and have this fancy dinner. So patricious like, all right, Madison, let me give you a tip. When you hold your drink, make sure your drink is turned. So that people can see your ring.

You ready? As God sit down at the tea party. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. I want the mom. And by the way, I love it when they sit down, when he's like, everybody open up your gifts and they're cute little garden themed earrings,

which I was like, what is that like dirt? Like what is garden themed earrings? Yeah, I don't know seeds. I don't really know. And the main means. So they get these earrings and then Marcy's like, I don't got pierced ears, I don't have a map here, serious.

And Patricia doesn't mean me. The, my mother always said, she doesn't like where she's covering her mouth, but she's really making like a finger megaphone. Yeah, mother always said. Yeah. My mother always said, lose women have pierced ears. Which by the way, I mean, like, how far back do you have to go where that was like a thing? Like, I mean, people now like, you know, give earrings to babies.

Like, I mean, like, what are we? I truly was shocked about that because I thought earrings weren't like considered like day class A. But to protect, I love their like, look at all you sluts around the table. Look at you. You know, there's a store in the mall called players boutiques back in my day. That was just called horse stop. Because put little holes in your ears for men to put things in. Yeah. So then she tries to make some kind of speech, but no, all she can do is like remember different pillows that Craig has. Yeah.

Deon Sanders once said, if you look good, you play good. Remember my motto, eat drink, we marry, play good, pay good. And everyone's like, oh my god, you are so. They're like laughing too hard. Yeah. I mean, she's like a comic that's been on the road for so long that like they, you know, they don't even have to earn the laughs anymore. Like she doesn't have to like she could say anything. She can make up it because what she's saying really is kind of sad. Like if she said it in a different

tone of like eat, drink, and remarry and the just stares off into the distance thinking about all the failed relationships, you know, and I was like, yes, your relationships have never worked out. All it takes is a music change to make this show so depressed because her music is like, a drink and a remarry. Larry. Tom, Tom, Tom. Yeah. So I miss, I miss Michael. I see.

Yeah. Sorry. No, it's not you. It's me. I never shut up. No, dude. I'm like, I'm like, I'm getting candy store. But wait, is this live right now?

By the way, this is live, right? Like are people watching this? No one can see it. No, okay. Go see it. You're like this will never, this will never air. You still okay, go ahead. You're like this. This will never air. This will never air. Yeah, you still can't edit things. Jill Serran, okay. But now it's being recorded, but I'll put it up later. Ronnie, can I sit on your bed and listen to your podcast later?

Why you recording? That's key. You fancy bitch. Get off the bed. Let it work. We get off the bed, let it work. The next day after Bobby died, your PSU is and got with that new guy. Yeah, I heard they went bobby passed away. The first thing you did was stick a safety pin through your earlobe. All right, you dirty whore. Slot your slot in my mansion. So everybody's clinking and Patricia gives some weird speech about like clean slate's like everybody's hell.

What we're going to do is start with a clean slate. I've never had one of those before. I'm about to say, wow, cheers to Patricia's first clean slate, everybody. But do you think it was part of me that was like, do you think Patricia pulled leva aside after was like, you have a fucking step to me like that during filming again, if you have a, I said a funny joke with clean slate, you come at me and say, Oh, make fun of my clean slate. Fuck you, lever. Fuck you. Did the health department show

up at your restaurant? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would be sad if a fire bomb happened like at a pump. So, oh, that was totally van the front by the way. Oh, God, away with every little lick of that fire. I crashed a portion to a two years later. Nobody ever thought the wise. That was 100% cam and people discovered for him. Yeah. Oh, knock your spot clean out. Yeah.

We didn't see the man, but we did hear, oh, it's only me. It's only me. He was lovingly cradle in a dog. Yeah, we didn't see the man, but we did hear. He was lovingly cradle in a dog. Uh, so then love takes her cute. She's like, so guys, I've already told you the one about my son playing tennis and sing about her fly, right? All are. Yes.

Okay, guys. So obviously there are people like Miss Patricia who want to call clean slate But there might also be people who have issues at the table so in the spirit of realness But fix it and the music's like And for need us like fine. Let's do it one and done. You first, Olivia and Catherine, you second. And they're like, I want to get it done. Like, I mean, it truly felt like a tribunal.

I was like, what is going on? I all this, like to me, this was out of nowhere too. I was like, wait, so we're picking the two people. You said like, I thought I was like, everybody, like, let's go around the table and just say what we're upset with. Everybody at the table and you literally single these two ladies out. I think we need to was like, well, I guess that talk with Catherine didn't seem to make much of a difference.

So let's do it at the birthday dinner. So she's like, all right, let's do this. And so Catherine's like, is this a challenge? Because we're supposed to be adults. Oh, oh my God, it just put myself in the eye with my own finger. Me. Oh, I got hurt. I've been in this is let's have the conversation, Catherine, because I like you too, but I don't know you to. And

I'm like, wait a sec, that doesn't make any like I like you, but I don't know you like, and also the way you're acting like you That doesn't make any, like I like you, but I don't know you. Like, and also the way you're acting, like you don't like her. You have a reason not to like her. Why are we even still saying that you like somebody in this sentence? Just say, I don't know you. I'm offended by something.

I'd love to see if that's actually who you are or not. Yeah, yeah, she's like, I don't know you too, but I would like to. And she's like, okay, well, I would love that. Because I want to be friends with you too. And Venita's like, I don't know YouTube, but I would like to. And she's like, okay, well, I would love that. Cause I don't want to be friends with you too. And Venita's like, okay, so can I be present with you first, or should I go second? She's like, what are you my doctor?

Is there some appointment? But did you get the feeling they were one up in each other with like this, like these paws? Like I fucking love you to death. and that's why I want to tie and they're like no, I love you to death. And that's why I would like you to go for like they were one up in each other saying these like amazing things, but in this really angry tense voice. Yeah, I still have the counter doesn't even really know what she's saying. You know, I think she's like, what are we even fighting?

Why are we fighting? What is it about? And so, but when she said, oh, you my doctor, do you have an appointment thinking of school? You know, when they're like, Catherine, are you present? I'm like, that's school, Catherine. So, Vanita's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she does it because that's very condescending to me. Like, who doing this, like pointing at me? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like that you guys and you have to go shut the fuck up me you are not worth my time.

They don't even know where that. Evan, you need to go. Here we go. Here we go. No, Amplers, please. Yeah. I'm sitting in hot water with the earrings in which all of you are. Yeah.

Oh, Catherine's got three pier and one, a triple hole. That claims like didn't last long. Did it afford you, though? And so if Anita's like, well, if I didn't want to fix things with you, I would not approach you in front of the entire party. It's like, I wouldn't do this on national television if I didn't like you so much. And she's like, I mean, I understand that. And she says, so we need to get back to this. And she goes, I don't need to get back to shit. Sorry. It In episode. Oh my God. What a Lord of the Rings

story telling journey. We just went on. For real. That was so fun. Thank you for coming on and doing this with me. And thank you for staying two hours. You oh dude Like listen, no truly. I don't even say this with any like it truly is an honor to I just I love you guys so much and I miss I miss you guys Miss you I don't talk to anybody unless we're doing this So if everyone's like why are they talking about push-ups on sink? That's why. No, I know that's what is it. That's what I always try to like, Hey, can I have a human connection with you? Ronnie, the deal is, because I respect you so much, I would love to talk to you about pushups. Let's talk about diet, cooking pushups. This was a great love you. Thank you for being here and

everyone here. Thank you for being here. Hi. And we will talk to you next time. In the meantime, go check out Ryan Bailey's podcast. So bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey everywhere. You get your podcasts. What's your Twitter handle? Just because I don't know. It's at Ryan Bailey 25 and so bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey on Instagram and just silliness on there. But and I know I might have interrupted Ron and Benny's flow. So thank you so much for listening. If you're still listening, thank you. You did not ruin a flow. Get out of here. You are the flow. It's my life. Be a progressive office. You're so full of flow right now. That's a heavy plump. You love you, everybody. Yeah. We ended on heavy

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