Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: Wishing You Nutting But The Best

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lashing two years in the making. Not everyone is born for corn, sadly.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watcher Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, here in sunny Los Angeles, except it's nighttime, it's late night recap. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie. Karam, hi, Ronnie.

How are you? Well, hi, band. I'm good. I'm just to warn you all. I contain 70% isopropyl. Wow. Congratulations. I'm cleaning up my backpack and just all the memories. Doesn't it just seem like united clean your hand sheets

were years ago? But here it is. It's like remember Ronnie, remember this, remember COVID. Those little thin things, sheets falling apart in your hands as we try to wipe ourselves down. Well, you may be full of isopropyl. I am, I think about 99% full of Los Angeles traffic because since we last recorded it an episode,

a few years, felt like a few years ago, it's a few hours ago, I have driven all over this damn city and I've just spent the entire time in traffic and then I came back and watched Southern Charm. So I have that special kind of energy that really, an Angelino gets of that excitement that comes from driving to Glendale for something that lasts 15 minutes and then driving back

and somehow it takes three to four hours. So you basically spent the majority of your time doing nothing but being extremely angry and not understanding why, congratulations, You're living like Shep. I know. I started crying and yelling at my car. I was like, see you, see you, I'm just another horror. I'm just the horror that drove you the longest, see you, you are tied. You're super is like, sorry, but remember when you took me to that really fancy car wash

that was when I realized we're not meant to be together I was like self vacuum kind of a girl so The seabroos like gosh, I took you to Glendale California We we went to a zero Michelin Baja fresh and then you started crying that really well that really caught me about that blindsided me And then you started crying. That really, wow, that really caught me, that blindsided me. Delighted, not good about hot fresh either, by the way. I'm starving.

And so this is what's coursing through my veins. And on top of that, there's the standard rage that comes with Southern charm. But by the way, shout out to all of our listeners who are at BravoCon this weekend. Hope you guys are having a fun time. Take some cool photos, can't wait to see them. And definitely tell us about your adventures this Monday night

on Take a Sea that's on Spotify Live 7 o'clock on the West Coast. Sure, there'll be lots of gossip. So can't wait to hear all about that. And I want some hungover BravoCon. Yeah. OT, you know, like shit that happened today when you got in. Yeah. That's what we want. Yeah, we want listen, we are talking about Southern charm, the original old T show.

I mean literally starring old T Thomas Ravino and it's first season. Remember season one and we're like, why is there such an old man on this show? It's so weird. And Whitney, it was Whitney too. It was Whitney and Thomas and J.D. Oh yeah, it was a different time. It was like pre-batchler era before they all bachelored it up. I know, before bacheloring nation came into formation. Before everybody started pronouncing the G at the end of the words as K's.

They're a bachelor nation con. I feel like there must be probably a Nashville, right? Probably just like, you know what? I don't know, but I feel like there will be a lot of fedoras and men in really short pants, wherever that is. Yeah. And a lot of like women in kind of tan and tope. Like, what do you call those?

They're like ponchos, but they're not like sort of like shawls or pashmienes. They'll be a lot of that. And I feel like every panel for Bachelor Nation is going to take place on top of one of those drinking bicycles that they rode on Salt Lake City this week. They'll just have them just going up and down the Main Street in Nashville. And some random country star that nobody really knows performing in the middle of the street for no reason. Travis Burkehart, you're like, who's that? Oh, don't you know? All right. So in case you guys forgot, previously on Zalim Charm, wow, why do you want to see

Craig's dick? So we've got another episode beginning with dick and ending with dick. Thanks. Yeah, Cohen I love the antico is just so tired He's got the kids at home. He's got all these people screaming in his ear He's got more reunions and ever a radio show a TV show and he just doesn't give a fuck anymore It's like he doesn't even pretend to care about people anymore. He's just like, I want to talk about Craig's death. Yeah, especially on these like non bravo, I'm sorry, non real housewives reunions. He really doesn't give a fuck.

And I thought he was kind of chippy with Taylor later on. And I was like, wow, he's being really chippy. And then I realized, oh, it's probably because last episode, Taylor came hot out the gates before it was her proper segment and he's just like, listen, we have a tight ship. I got to do what I can do to get out of here by 730 tonight. And by you doing this, you just added an hour on to my day. So I'm coming for you. Yeah, because look, we get to see the edited version that takes two hours. But for them, that's a 10-hour day. Taylor started the day, history on X and ended the day with fucking history on X. It's like, can you just

shut up? Like at some point, and I'm on your side, I am a hundred percent on your side. And even I was like, oh no. Oh no, I loved it. I loved it because when Taylor, like Taylor finally, like letting her motions out, she was true like every melodrama that's ever played on CMT. Like she really was that scene that comes on, you know, when the Aaron Eckhart kind of character cheats and leaves and then she's like standing there in the kitchen. She's got like, she's in her jeans. She's to put the kids to sleep.

She just made dinner. She just banged down her plate and like, you know what, if you want to help, I'll tell you how I can help. You can stop seeing all those horrors in Texas. You know, like she had all that whole monologue. Like every domestic drama, but like sort of soapy drama, she just nailed it. I mean, I think that they need to bring her

into writer's rooms and then be like, can you tell us a little bit about Shep? Oh, I'll tell you about Shep. He didn't love me. He, I'll tell you what he loved. He loved himself love me. He, I'll tell you what he loved. He loved himself, but I love that man. I love him so much. I hate that I love him, but I love that I hate him.

What can I say? They're like, that's great. Thank you so much. We have a new Shep left. Who's Shep left. Hoor, Sarah, oh hoor. I mean, that monologue, it didn't change. That's why she couldn't be brought into a writer's room.

It's the same monologue. She just did it in act two as well be brought into a writer's room. It's the same monologue She just did it in act too as well. I was like you can't just do the same monologue of scream hoors again Well, it's like it was this part of She coming next week. I want to part of the coming next week She literally just did the same script but again and everyone was looking around like she knows she already did this right Coming next week also the name of Shep's love life. Listen, I loved it. I loved her like random moments of like vulgarity,

you know, in contrast to her being like, the paraphrower is amazing. She's like, is that all you wanted? You just wanted another whore so you could not on her. You're like, whoa, Taylor! No, I love. I love that. I love that.

She's like, what are you a bartender of Jesus? Go ahead, give those girls all those chishats all over Texas. Like, what the hell? Like, when second, you're in Sunday school. The next minute, you're like giving us visuals of bukakis all over six street. Geez. I thought it was wonderful and I can't wait for Connie Britain to play her at some point in her life somehow.

There's an age difference but I think we can make it work. Well, I can't believe we did Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Reunion and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and I still had at least one. Shut up! Just shut up! I could just pull that right out of my bag. So that's impressive because I really thought I had run out for the day. Well, you know what?

It was preserved in all that isopropyl from United Airlines. You're shut up that you stowed in your bag. Your actual bag. Yeah, yeah, I found my shut up that you stood in your bag, your actual bag. Yeah, I found my shut up. So we start with, it's like it's a little bit, it's like lunchtime, I guess, and Taylor's just like in Catherine's room, ranting and raving. She gets just totally unenged,

and she's like, he hasn't worked a date in his life. I mean, to quote Kim Kardashian, you get your ass up and work. Nobody wants to fucking work these days, I'm like, I think there's better inspiration than to come Kardashian. And it's not a disoncome Kardashian, but that quote famously, people really hated,

because she just made it sound so easy that you just stand up and you just start working. And it's like, but you've had everything and to do come Kardashian. I'm just Taylor. I think we need better role models. Taylor, it's like you,

I know you think you're just hitting me out of the park on the screen. I know you do. And you should have, you know, I was here for you, but Kim Kardashian, Kim fucking Kardashian, come on. Come on, Taylor. Stay within your brand. It should have been an Amy Grant reference. It should have been like, as Amy Grant once said, I could be so good for you. Am I right, Catherine? As Linda Dan O'Todd, as you show up with attitudes. As as Amy Grant also said, hats. God, I love that song. Hard coverage of singing. Also, this show, I love that they open in their own break. Are you guys ever

not on break? They have 30 breaks on this show. Did you notice that? It's like every two minutes they're on break or asking for a break. Yeah. Well, I think that's probably mainly due to Craig. So I just have to assume he has things to burp up, you know. So Andy, his nose has lots of things to swallow. So then Andy is, So then Andy is a seashop in the hallway and he is, whoa, shout. I felt really bad for you. Just like, go or shandy thing, Sandy, go on. He's like, what was the first reunion I ever felt bad for you? Oh, thanks, even when I felt bad for me, Andy. And then Levas in her dressing room, talking to Lamar, who's so

bored, he almost made it through the season without getting on to camera, and he's just sitting there and she's like, oh my God, I'm like sitting on the edge of the sofa, Lamar. Can you imagine it? The edge of a sofa? Have you ever thought of that concept sitting on the edge? He's like, I want to go back.

He's sitting on the edge of a folding chair. Like it's close to the door as fast as all. He's like, I would like to have the edge of a sofa around my ears right now. That makes sense. And she's like, oh my god. Yeah, Catherine is so erratic. And oh my god, her spray tan. And the whole palm of her hand is orange. And Naomi's, we see that Naomi's in there too, just eating like, she even in her damn Chinese food like this? I can draw you damn cashew chicken woman, but she's like, yeah, whenever she yells at me, I just like stare at the bottom of her feet.

And then we see Catherine. And Catherine's also on one, she's like, love, arm, love is full of shit. Now it's my turn to stand up for the underdog because we always rise to the top. Um, um, Catherine, who are you talking about? Who's the underdog that you're sticking up for here? I'm confused. And I like that Catherine just keeps that going. Do you remember the season? Well, of course, she do because it was like the best one, but where Ashley was coming from for Catherine and then Catherine became this big hero

and then she tweeted something, she got in a fight with Ashley on social media and she tweeted something like, you just tried to come from me, the unexpected underdog heroin of, you just rebranding yourself. Quit while, yeah, just quit while you're ahead there. So I like that she's held onto that.

Now it's my turn to stand up for the underdog. You're still me. Yeah. And then Craig Austin and Vanita are shot gunning in the hallway. And Craig goes to the shrimp boat and I was like, Craig, what the hell does that mean? Craig. It's because that's where we did a shotgun for the first time together. Yeah, but need us, like that's when we,

because she's doing it with them. And she's like, what, that's when we did our first one. And also goes, really? Wow, Austin, she's, good to go with it. If you make the girl feel like she's part of something for this 30 seconds of your life, you fucking douche. Stop acting like all of your toast

before her shotguns make any sense. Cause you know all the other ones were like To the hand towels in the bathroom. Yes cheers Craig that was beautifully stated Greg was you So then back on the couch everyone starts gathering and Craig sits next to Olivia again He's like catch me up on who's mad at who. And she's like, I mean, if it's not obvious, huh. Is there going to be an end to that sentence or a shower wait? So then, uh, Andy's like, well, between her curated collections of barbies and in influencer Vanita must have be the envy of women everywhere.

But while she knows her way around fashion, the same can't be said about how she navigates her friendships. Ah! Hey, Vanita, love your Barbie. It's just kidding. I barely watched you on this show. That was just the only word they came into my mind right now. So, Vanita, we haven't heard anything about your relationships. Okay, you know what?

When you guys start including masturbation scenes, call me. That should have been our answer. Yeah. What do I have to have one? Okay, I'm really without it. I'm really without it. Masturbation scenes, just like Shep does, with women masturbating on their faces.

Whoa, Taylor, Taylor, it's not your turn. I'm making a shit ton of money, you know, looking pretty. I don't have to pay for a man's shit right now, and I have a good vibrator. So go fuck yourself. How's that for a man, sir? Yeah. So she talks about how she hasn't been in a relationship

for a long time, because she was in a mentally abusive one where she was like giving money to the guy. And, or she just just she said that she was giving more than then he was giving to her and Craig's like you gave him money to and it turns out that she paid for the bills she paid for this she paid for that so basically like Naomi and Craig season three through five. Yeah pretty much. And she's like yeah you know you know, I was paying bills.

I was paying his phone bill, his light bill, if he needed gas. I mean, things I wasn't even doing for myself. I was like, cool. Keep the lights on. I was like, wait a second. That's not good. Come on, Anita. So Andy asked Madison if she needed this guy that she's talking about and she's saying yes but I

didn't know he's doing all that I would say get out of here that's crazy hold on I'm gonna pat your head uh pat your uh me even though I hate you hold on pat your head you know the knee is the head of the leg I'm gonna pat your your leg Sorry for coughing in your face everything It's okay So just has a lot of gravely talking yeah, it's hard straight into Madison What am I the more what are we Mariah Carey like how are you supposed to do this? Like this is like, hey I like this. Hey, why are you trying to sit? That's a thing right now, it's a thing.

And then I really love calling. We're talking about it. A lot of pivoting for us. OK, it's a lot of pivoting. And again, let me just remind everyone, I'm running on Glendale travel fumes. So this guy was a school teacher. And basically, Venita found out that he was cheating on her,

which I'm not laughing at that he's cheating, but I'm laughing at the reveal, which she goes, and she was very old, she was 60, and they're like, oh, what, what, 60 years old? I know, Abby's just sitting there like, thanks, feels great. So, he's like, Venita, you know, your mom got a lot of love on Twitter. And then we see the clip of her and her mom where she's like, mom, like you, the way that

you acted with dad, that makes me not able to have a relationship or whatever she said to her mom. Listen, I think the mom needs to come on here just to just to get her round of applause for not smacking her child after that scene. I would have been like, are you fucking kidding me? I put on my best turban. It matches my outfit. And now you're gonna question my motherhood in my only scene on this show. Go fuck yourself. And you over there. Stop talking about masturbation. I'm hearing it from the elevator all the way over here to the stage. Settle down, you got dumped, or you did the dumping.

Who cares? She turns into a New Yorker. So Venita's crying because she's talking about her mom and her mom opened up and it's like very moving for her. And then, and he's like, great, cool. Anyway, Katherine, you know what, the Party if you need a question, if you're raising your kids to be racially sensitive and then Twitter weighted, chloro from rocks, guess what I'm saying?

Yeah, chloro from rocks, everyone said, rather than be, chloro from rocks, said I had to use myself after aaftershet, back to me, it on me. I laugh every time I'm like a fucking baby. I know. Anyway, CORE FROM ROX! CORE FROM ROX has finished wiping itself down after hanging up the shop and said, rather than being...

This is like a question about racism and we're being so stupid. Well, the answer is stupid too. Okay, so he's like, okay, it's a garden party. Listen, Twitter had a lot to say. Selene from Funky Dion right now on Twitter said, Captain, racism is learned and it was a valid question. Why did you get so mad about it? And Catherine's like, um, that wasn't what was asked.

And then we see the cliff of that being the question that was asked. And the Vinita goes, no, I, when I asked her to ask her kids, look, I was just saying if they were racist based on what had been done by her in the past. Yeah. So that's why I was like taking a back, like... Catherine never even understood the question. We're at the reunion and Catherine still doesn't know what the fuck was asked of her.

And it's actually only one good answer for that question and Catherine doesn't seem to be able to like really just just say it, you know, hey Catherine, are you raising your kids to be racists? Um, well, it's funny that you said, just say no. Just say no. I've learned from my I'm not like the easiest It's like a softball. So then Andy's like, level you inspired the conversation a little bit and love us like Oh, yeah, I felt so bad for Katherine because like as a mom

That was severe, but I felt bad for Venita because I don't think Venita is always good at tackling something and just sort of came out and I was like, no, Venita, no, here, let someone else do this because you're failing at it right now. She really is. She doesn't have the finesse that Cameron had, calling everybody out.

She's just kind of an asshole. She's like, everybody hates her. Well, she's self-conscious, so therefore, and I say this as someone who says things self-consciously quite a bit. When you get self-conscious, you don't really go in for the kill. And when you're on a reality TV show, you kind of have to say, fuck it, I'm going to say something if I look stupid, that's fine, because I'll just repair it later, and she sort of shyed away from that. Well, this was also a situation where Levva's first season was Venita's first season,

it was last season. And Leva was with Venita on all of this stuff, confronting Catherine, trying to make Catherine come through and take responsibility and really take accountability, et cetera, et cetera. But then this season, she's not at all with Venita. She just dropped that whole thing. She's like, well, I want people on Twitter to be nice to me. I'm just going to drop the whole thing and I'll make Venita do it. So then she publicly pushes Venita into doing it, which was ill-advised in the first place. Like, what the fuck kind of thing is that to say it a party? Like,

it's a story line. And so to make her say it at her own birthday party it's like what is going on? It was ill-appised to begin with. Ill-advised. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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You can't just completely become a different person the next season. And then Craig tries to do his like little kid thing and goes, well, I really appreciated that Lava, that Vanita had my back at times when I felt like, become a different person the next season. And then Craig tries to do his little kid thing because, well, I really appreciated that, that Vanita had my back at times when I felt like I was being ganged up on this year. He says it like you just cute Craig just going to get some chai in the morning when he was like the one fully berating several people most often times it was Naomi, but he was the

chief berater this season, I would actually say, even more so than Austin, if that's even possible. I think it's so funny how obvious Craig is because usually on these shows, you're like, well, this is what they did, but this is why they did it. The only reason he's being nice to Veneta

is because she says something against Naomi. That's real reason, no matter what he says, but then you ask him and he's like, yeah, I just like that she was on my side, so I'm nice to her. Oh, okay. Well, thanks for taking all the fucking mystery out of it. Yeah. I know. Like, we're trying to do our job here, okay? So actually, he wasn't even asked, was he? Did he just kind of like, well, maybe he was. I mean, I can't read my notes. I don't know. I'm not going to lie.

And this was not a commentary on the show, but I did have a moment where I kind of dozed off because again, I was. Glenn Dale. Glenn Dale. Glenn Dale's a real bitch. Well, on the way. I'm waiting. Yeah.

And on the way back, I stopped off the supermarket and my supermarket has a built-in panda express. So I did pick up two spring rolls. And I think the combination of having like just like a touch of spring roll in me and It has a built-in Panda Express, so I did pick up two spring rolls. I think the combination of having just a touch of spring roll in me and Glendale, maybe go a little sleepy time for about five to ten minutes in the middle of the set. I love when Panda Express tries to pretend they're healthy. Have you fresh?

Oh. Guys, what's wrong with me? I'm so sorry. Uh oh. Uh oh. You guys was wrong with me. I'm so sorry. That's the actual commercial. That's the actual commercial. My God, I'm not even editing this one. I can't even take that.

No, that's usually every 10. I'm like trailer park over here, but um. No, I like that that's the copy on the commercial. Oh my gosh. The announcer just coughing up along. Here at Panda Express. Yeah, you know where you want to get a Spring Roll, Panda Express.

Nice MSG, Roll Spring Roll. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. It was totally worth it. So, Venita. It's been a school class. Let's just don't put this episode out.

Let's just do it and put it out. We could say whatever we want. Yeah. So, Vanita basically is saying that she just wants it correct to be able to get his emotions out. And he's like, and he turns to Naomi and goes, do you regret being harsh to her? As if Naomi has ever regretted being harsh to anyone

or anything. She's like, yeah, of course. Like my feelings were hurt, so I reacted. He's like, and did you guys, did you guys resolve everything? Did you guys patch that up? Which funny that Andy is down for them patching things up? Off screen here, but when it comes to crystal and sudden, Beverly Hills patching things up.

Oh no, we gotta talk about this, because he watched three episodes of something. But I did. She's like,, she apologized and I was like, you're not my friend and then I dumped her publicly in front of cameras. I mean, what else could you ask for? I mean, will our relationship ever be the same? I mean, our Catherine's the souls of her feet, bright orange.

She's me, you know, orange She's she's dead to me and be done with it God was like it. Can you fake it from like two seconds? So Andy asked Vinita. He's like wow the Nina. I mean your friendships didn't survive the season at all Madison Naomi Leva. I saw B-roll footage, even your Barbie dolls were turned against the wall. Yeah, I heard that even your dog, Charles, just like God of Bindlein, drove off to Idaho. That's crazy. She's like, yeah, it's really sad because they were my rolled dogs. And you know, this one here, Neat Madison, thinks I threw her under the bus. And she's, nothing, you did, you did, it wasn't that I thought it.

Well, I gave you an apology and like she didn't think it was sincere, I didn't think it was sincere, but it was, I really took my time with that. A text message, you took your time with a text message, you what did you need, just ask Siri to do it twice instead of just one time. What the fuck? Then you just like, well, when I called you, you hung up on me. Well, to be fair,

there was a sale on corn at the time. So you know what time is corn, as they say. Well, I was here biggest fan. And I was her biggest fan. I was her biggest fan and love it's like me too. I'm up. You started all this shit with her and now you're you started all of this and now you're acting. Well she didn't start it but you were fanning flames. Like this is all over that stupid cell phone thing, which by the way, Venita never said at least on the show that Madison snatched the cell phone out of her hand. She literally says, oh, so I gave the phone to Madison

where she took it. But these two are so mad at Vanita about the cell phone. And I'm like, I just feel like there are bigger and worse people doing worse things in their lives that they have forgiven. Like, like, levis, levis saying to Craig, Craig oh, you know by the end well I mean if you want to stop by we could have a conversation Craig yelled at her and kicked her out of the party but like God forbid Venita Venita texted something or had some issue with the cell phone and it's like she's dead to her I don't know well It's even closer to home than that because they were being shitty to each other on that text medicine in love. So they're mad at Vanita for showing the text,

but you guys were the one being bitchy about each other. So whatever. So Madison's like, Andy said, why wouldn't you take her call? And Madison's like, well, I would expect that from anyone on this sketch, but not her to do that to me. She's like, what did I do? You talk shit about me. Oh, Madison, you're Madison. Okay. Like I don't even have to think of a logical argument out of a mat. You're Madison. Madison's like, what she said came out of left field and you know how I don't like baseball fields Embrace and that movie when they know what the field of dreams you know what they did They destroyed cornfields that was absolutely terrible and not accounted for. I have to say, so to this day I will not accept any baseball analogies. I haven't liked baseball since I broke

up with that X of Jennifer Lopez's. And that too got that all worked really well together, didn't it? Yeah, sure did. I love that you just totally forgot about that and it went for Field of Dreams instead. I wipe the Kevin Kassner root. I don't know why. But the good part is my left brain and my right brain found commonality and baseball and why I should double down on Hayden Vanita. If you build it they will come. I love a horse in Texas. Okay, Taylor. You'll get to you. We'll get to you, Taylor. So she's like, oh, you just had real fun, didn't you? You're like, oh, Madison, that's what Madison does. Try to cause problems. That's just Madison. And then you said that I snatched your phone.

Can anyone else speak up for me? Speak up to me. And love was like, yeah, you said she snapped the phone and you said that Madison was talking shit about a live. Madison was talking shit about a live. What the fuck, planet are you people living on? Leva, I'm very disappointed in you, ma'am. Very disappointed in you.

But I'm also disappointed in the editors of this show for not giving us enough context of this fight. Like, why was this relegated to basically a scene at Leva's bar and that's it? So like, we're having this whole big fight. We have the rifts amongst the cast and they couldn't be bothered to give us any insight into this instead we have to watch a million, you know,

scenes of chef walking, little Craig, who would she doesn't even have anymore. So then Madison's all matches. Like, one, two, three, four, five women say it, I did something that I didn't do. Okay, one, two, three, four, five women. Do you hear that? That's what that is. One, two, three, four, five.

Okay, that's not just five, four, three, two, one. That was one, two, three, four, five women who do that. Okay, all right, all right. You're counting numbers. That means it's time to move on. Okay, so I'm gonna do that thing when I'm right, all right. You're counting numbers. That means it's time to move on. Okay. So I'm gonna do that thing when I'm bored with you guys at a reunion. I'm just gonna say, hey, we're not gonna resolve this because that's not interesting to me. So

if Anita, what's your biggest regret from the season aside from sounding on initially? Well, I guess what I learned is I guess I learned to be myself. I'm craic like that's the lesson you learned when you come on this show. It's like the best lesson that you can learn. Okay, it's like Craig. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us.

He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us.

He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. He's been working with us. today. I sound like a car trying to start in the winter. It happens like I've learned more. You're just yourself, the better you are, you know. So if the inside of you wants to yell, Tom, man, you just let that out. You let it out, girl. Just be 100% yourself.

You're orange. You're so orange. So then Andy just goes, well, it's the person that beats in the one, two, three, is I'm I read everyone? I figured if I just sang that lyric, it would somehow make you guys all stop talking. And Chris, like, I'm sorry, but can like, we drink water, like a red bowl or like go to the bathroom or something Wow Craig you made it five minutes Through working congratulations. And he's like what do you want? That's the re-request. He's like uh Anything

So um now it's like growing dollar bills in his head like on winter house It is take this Yeah, oh we didn't mention a winter house. Take this. Take this. Yeah. Oh, we didn't mention the winter house premiere, in case you missed the announcement, that's gonna be on our bonus episode this week, but it'll probably be on the main feed last next week. So look for that on Patreon.

Anyway, so now it's the break and Andy and Madison are taking photos together and Matt is like, these are our first photo together. Andy has a certain lengthy blackout. You like dual status. He's like, well, I am a dad dad now, you know I'm a dad, I got two kids, yeah. Well, welcome back, as they say, everyone loves to come back.

Almost everyone. Huh. Naomi, in from PV says, what was more terrifying? Coming back with your tell between your legs or coming to the show and facing the cast you turned your back on Taylor I know you heard me say come and come back several times that sentence I just need you to just close your mouth already just ahead of time really with H from P.V. one of those horror from Texas oh you want to talk about comebacks, just look at Chebslators, horror line hunter's stomach.

So Naomi's like, I mean, I wouldn't say that I like charm my back. Catherine goes, yeah, she did the whole series. She didn't only say negative things about us. She said negative things like the show, like what the show's about. And like, what we do on the show, like what the show's about. And like what we do on the show, and like how the show is. She said she didn't like season and craft services and season gets the best M&M. That was mean. And then we see the clips. And it's love us say, I mean not love

it. It's a Naomi, sorry, same energy. It's Naomi saying, I have a strained relationship with Catherine because I like struggle with her filming strategy. Like it gets so toxic. Filming strategy, AKA showing up late to things, right? I think that's what that means. No, she was saying, because this was all about Cameron because Catherine tried to bring this affair

of Cameron's husband up and that's why Cameron quit the show and wouldn't come back. And then Naomi went on was like, how dare you? After him. Naomi shouldn't be picking up on that fight. She should know better. Just let them do it. So then, and then another thing she said to people magazine was dramas needed to stay relevant

on reality television and sadly false rumors about others are sometimes created. So then, then Hamie is like actually a Catherine, I wasn't dissing the show, it was just like more personal to you. Well, Crab, what do you think about Naomi returning? And he's like, well, she called me and I was like, I'm all for it, like originally. And Naomi, because yeah, like I called Craig, and like I got, so I called like, I don't know, whoever else. Like I spoke to everyone that mattered to me. And um, I then love us like, I love a rope. Yeah, let me get some mad. Like wow, everyone who

matters to you. Wow, thanks, thanks. And then it cuts to Craig giving heart in his eye. Look, to Naomi, did you catch that? Of course. It'd be weird. That's just how he looks at her, you know? So Catherine was not one of those people who got the one on one with Naomi. So she just throws her head back and start staring up.

Doing the classic reunion thing when you, you want to show that you want to say something, but you're going to hold yourself back so you're going to stare at a lightness ceiling. Uh, she's like Matt. She hates Naomi. Hey, Tracott's never wants to talk to her again, but is mad that she didn't get a personal call from Naomi. Yeah. So then, um, let's see. So then we see the clip of Craig lying and say, yeah, Naomi sat me down and she was like, you know, a Craig, you're like literally right about everything that you ever said. I'm so sorry. Please, you know, please let me have your children. I beg of you. I'll do whatever you want. You're all I think you're the you're like the first thing I think about in the morning and you're the last thing I think about it the morning and you're the last thing I think about it, and I'm like in the afternoon, I'm thinking,

can we get water or like a red bowl or like, go to the bathroom or something? All right, Craig, let's talk about you guys having sex because I just need to visualize this for later on this evening. So we got a lot of feedback about you guys looking up at Vegas, walk us through what happened. And like, oh, it was late at night. All right, come on, keep speaking. And like, I was late at night.

All right, come on. Keep speaking, you connected. It was late at night. Yeah, it was a beauty check, huh? What were you wearing? What were you wearing, Craig? Hopefully, there were really short pants. Okay, did you have a little five o'clock shadow

like you have right now? Hey, Naomi, Craig's penis. Did you think it was something awesome to see? You have their house. Well, I should look at it and then tell awesome what it looks like. I know me, Craig's penis. Did you think it was something awesome to see? Y'all there, how? What do you think I should look at it and then tell Austin what it looks like? So Andy's, so then basically it was a booty call and Andy's like, okay, and now the next morning

was there a walk of shame and they're like, no, we actually went to see Leva and, you know, this was all on the show, so they're just repeating it and Leva's- And he doesn't watch this show. That's what I love. He surprised by everything that happens. Yeah, love is like these two shycy people came over

and then Craig delayed his arrival, but they were coming from the same hotel. It was obviously hooked up, you know? And so they're just like laughing about how they thought they were gonna pull a fast one over, you know? And then he questions Craig on, you know, trying to get him like, but what about you in page? Are you dating?

Did you cheat? Well, was it? And he's like, no, no, me in page, like we weren't anything at the time. You know, we were like seeing each other, but we were like, all distanced. And, you know, I just like needed to be single. So like she was seeing other people too. So it's like it wasn't just me seeing other people.

Oh, yeah. So this was like around the time when paint was with Andrea. So did it bother you that she said, Andrea had a beautiful penis? Have you seen that penis? Do you have a photo you can show me? Send it to me, ideally. And Craig's like, no, I wasn't upset.

I mean, I would be disappointed if he didn't have a beautiful penis. I mean, look at him Well, that's what I'm trying to do Craig So Naomi is I was then did you take any pictures? I mean come on Naomi Naomi asked the question that we're all asking why are we talking about Dix still? After everything that's happened on their show is there still no human resources like really Well one of the most shocking revelations this season

Naomi you and Whitney hooked up wow who made the first move it feels strange I'm assuming how to have been Whitney cuz there's no way you were gonna make a first move on Whitney right? No, I'm wrong. What is happening? I can't see Deeks and they always make a move on Whitney. My world's upside down. I'd like to make, I'd like to answer that question because I'm just an innocent good boy who's hands on and who just wants positivity and love stories in the world. Whitney said that you grabbed his hand and he said and you said let's get out of here. It was kind of a lovely gesture. Wow, you grabbed his hand, what a lovely gesture.

Like a lovely gesture. That's when you send somebody a card at a funeral. You know what I mean? Like a lovely gesture. It took my hand. Hey, have you been hiding your feelings for Whitney this whole time? She's like, well, feelings. You know, Whitney and I,

there's like a little bit more like he lost his data over the summer and then like when you called me and we started talking more frequently, like it was cool. We were like great friends and we're still great friends. It was like never more than great friendship that for like a second turned into like a ready kind of friendship that you know what I'm saying. And then back to normal friendship.

It was basically like traumatic because we both lost people and so it was like basically trauma and then I don't know, we tried to fuck, but then he really couldn't get it up, but we're still really good friends. That's all I heard during that. Well we realized even though I am French, that for this to really work out, I'd have to be an older French woman so I would feel like like a foreign film so we just have it just let it be but then he wouldn't be you exactly happy exactly that's what makes it a tortured film yes I'm not sure what rambling what can I say

he asked how many times she had to sneak past Patricia and she's like oh Here comes one right now. He asked how many times she had to sneak past Patricia, and she's like, oh my god, I totally hope to see Patricia, but like she just gets up so late. So this is the one thing you're not going to get up. You just did it. Patricia was awake. She just didn't want to like, she just didn't want to think about her son having sex in the room next door. You know Naomi was like, Hey Miss Patricia, just want to say goodbye before I leave. I'm sleeping. Ha ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Ha ba ba ba ba ba ba. She's just standing behind the door going, trixephe kids.

She's blowing a feather over her lips. So Catherine rolls her eyes. Well, the chef's like, well, Whitney told me in private, you know, and he's normally so personal about his business. He just doesn't like it being on the show. So Catherine rolls her eyes and she just keeps rolling them during this whole segment. And nobody says, Hey Catherine, why are you rolling your eyes?

Yeah, so finally she just goes, can I also add not the last time I checked? Figuratively. Can I also add that the only thing that hurt my feelings is that like when when Whitney and I did our thing You know season one and partly in season two Most of season three I mean should I just go through the mall or just get the five minutes? I think I think we understand you're banning a picture we get it. Okay, so when you guys were born in there I said it he would get really mad when I would talk about it but then like he's totally cool with them on camera and I was like damn that's

embarrassing like it makes me feel like I'm not good enough I'd like that at this moment like no of course you're good enough to be Whitney's one night stand of course cat and don't say that about yourself. Everyone's like consoling her in this warped way. Yeah, you're totally right. But then it has to be a clip of her being like, Whitney, everybody knows that we like hooked up. And he's like,

it didn't happen because... You're not good enough, son. It didn't happen because you're not good enough. It didn't even happen. Yeah. I know why I feel like that. And Naomi is like, well, it could have been the Thomas at all. Yeah. That's probably what it was. You were already engaged in another disgusting relationship.

So it just didn't want overload the viewers. Oh, that makes sense. So saying reason you aren't on Raya okay Thomas is like oh shout have a story about this. So what surprised Craig the most about the relationship with Whitney and Naomi because oh I thought it was great. And he's like, um, you didn't seem to think it was great when you were ranting and raving through Frank Lloyd Wright's house. And Olivia's like, yeah, you were furious. Olivia just over there pissed off at everybody. I love it. And Craig's like, well, I'm not going to say that it wasn't shocking because like when I first heard it,

I was like, oh my God, I was so shocked. But then, you know, it's like pop rocks. But then you're like, oh, oh, damn, that's really good. It's really good. And it'll be because you literally said, fuck off and dial horrible slope into death preferably in a fire and then drown. He's like, oh, yeah, I guess I did

kind of say that. I'm just a cute boy. So Andy is like, well, you said he was breaking bro code. He gets what it is because I think it's weird. Why is it breaking bro code? Well, you just don't hook up with people's exes. It's kind of like, you know, like I would never do that to Andrea with a girl He was super into exactly Or that ever dated like Carl or something that would be crazy One of my friend. Oh, and Andy goes maybe you're still in love with her That's it. Man, I mean that's your chance get out your phone. Get a picture of his dick That's it man, we know your chance get out your phone. Get a picture of his dick

Before they take wait wait, I thought that this was funny because he goes well, maybe you're still in love with her Okay, we're gonna leave it there. I was like oh, you're just gonna You're just gonna just make this accusation when he's in a committed relationship Just say like oh, you're just deeply in love with her. I see it in your eyes. It's all over your body. Wow. Okay. We're gonna leave it right there. I was like, whoa. Where have we got the ding went off

and Craig's got to have a red bull before his head falls off. All right, everybody. Can I just say a friend of mine, I have my text open in the background and it just popped up and says, he has notification silenced. You're notifying me to tell somebody else silenced,

they're notifications, what the fuck? What kind of notification is that? You ding me to tell me that somebody else doesn't want to hear from me. You're fuck yourself seriously, I'm over it. I'm not listening. Hey, just wanna let you know I'm not listening to you. You're exactly. Okay, so then when we come back

Wacky Craig is like oh my god, I think I went my pants right in my dick area man, he's like yeah It's working. I knew if I put some strange sharp objects down there. We'd finally get a tear So Catherine goes and you don't have underwear on. And Craig goes, no, I wear underwear when we do stuff like this, you know. And he's like, well, why don't you wear underwear? Because, you know, theoretically, if you do wear underwear, I'm sure there's a lot of people, maybe some middle-aged men who maybe host reunions could like to sniff it, just suggesting

that. Well, I don't like to wear it because like in high school, like we had to wear underwear and then like when you do high school things, like I don't know, study or like walk, like you're underwear bunches of and then like it like rashes your BP or whatever and then like or it sweats or like it sings. So what are you talking about? We're fucking out of where you were though. You were in silk boxers. By the way, this is probably something that we're going to see on survivor

this season. Like, you know, ever since I've been out here on survivor, like wearing these kind of pants, like, I'm just forced to wear boxers. Cause like, in high school, I couldn't wear boxes. They'd ride up and it was hard. But now I'm out here on survivor. And I come wear boxes. And I'm like getting over that now. And it's great. out here and survivor and I come where box is and I'm like getting over that now and it's great. You're so strong, you're so strong, chat.

Jeff, just, just standing on the beach. What did it mean for you to swim to that platform knowing your boxers were going to fall off? Well, this box just really represent a lot of oppression for me in high school. So in many ways, even though I am going to be buttonnaked from the bottom down for the rest of the season, it's real, it's honestly, it's of oppression for me in high school. So in many ways, even though I am gonna be buttoned, I get it from the bottom down for the rest of the season. It's real, it's honestly, it's a triumph for me. So thank you, Jeff, for giving me this moment. Listening to a skinny hot guy complain

about underwear riding up. When I'm sitting here with like thunder thighs and bicycle shorts every time I leave the house, you know what I mean? So I don't shave from going to get the fucking mail outside. But you know what, I'm happy for you. Go ahead, you earned it. Just kidding, thin privilege, just kidding.

Sandy is like, we'll have you try and breathe. And Craig goes, I have them on right now. And Taylor goes, what about Widy Tideys? Gosh, Taylor, it's tiny Widy. You go back to your horse. You go back to your horse, chef. You put all the Tide Widy Twide ties you put on their faces. You do it, you have to them that way.

Isn't that what briefs are? I think they're tidy ideas. No briefs. Oh, tidy, what is our briefs, but I think I feel like Andy was maybe suggesting boxer briefs potentially. I don't know. I think that would be a good solution for Greg. Yeah.

So, Andy is like, well, oh, yeah, so Craig's like, yeah, Austin doesn't like me wearing underwear. He doesn't like me freeballing. And I'm like, yeah, I like that. I like that. And Andy says, you know, the amount of a business you have about what's happening in his past is not just wild. All right, moving on, Craig. and his path is not just wild. All right, moving on, Craig. But one me on the edge of a chair and the other me on the other edge of the chair, Craig is doing it on the sides.

We're on the sides. We're on the sides. Now, by the way, we also missed Craig saying that not wearing underwear, it's kind of freeing. It feels good. And then he goes, that's why what's called freeballing. Oh. Like I like Craig learning the origins of the term freeballing. Oh, because you have your balls and they're free. Got it. That's a small balled person. Cause I feel like anyone with,

well, we don't need to go into balls hanging in your in your pants. But how about balls hanging in a horse mouth? Cause that's what chefs do in Texas. but how about ball tying it in a horse mouth? Because that's what chefs do in Texas. So we move on. You're welcome, everybody. Craig has a brick and mortar store now. And he's like, yeah, you know, like it is made of brick, but every building is mortal.

You're right. Like you could vomit started on fire. Like you could die, but it probably won. It's really strong. Yeah, and we just got a big deal with Kroger. Ellie Kroger, the woman who was on Food Network, she wants a pillow, so we're really excited. You know, the guy who burned all the children,

the guy who killed all the children on that street and told the neighbors burned him alive. That's a Kruger crack. It's Freddy Kruger. Yeah. No, I mean the guy who lit everyone on fire. Oh, that's Guy Fieri. You didn't light anyone on fire.

That doesn't even sound like Kruger crack. Yeah. And then it starts popping. That's a, that's a popping cat. That's a cougar. Well, you know what, he just wanted to be neighbors. That's Mr. Rogers. That is nothing, you know, they had to do that or the word croaker. That's just that's Roger in the name, Greg.

My balls hurt. So, um, so anyway, he's got his pillow is gonna be sold in supermarkets, which is interesting. And Shep is like does a, does like floppy clap where he sort of like dangles his hands together where they're like, he's doing like sarc-surfing. Oh, fantastic golf clap. Look at me, I'm a supportive friend. I'm gonna clap really big and loud, cause otherwise everyone's gonna say I'm a terrible person. And then Andy wants to now talk about the guy's relationships

and to someone like, you know, you know, D from Ota Renta says, uh, Shepp has been jealous of Craig since Craig won the highest bid at the bachelor, the auction in season two. And then we get a flashback of Kelsey Bell are really bidding on Craig. And then shepp yelling at Kelsey Bell, I forgot to yell at her, being like, you're the first. That's rigged. That's rigged.

That's rigged. You're cheater Kelsey Ballard, Rudy. So, um, and he's like, Well, uh, wait, I'm sorry, I skipped a little. So, um, and he's like, So Austin, do you think the chef is jealous of crack for being younger, hotter, not having to wear underwear getting crogr deals just falling out of the sky for sewing pillows terribly in one season Come on. I do I need to keep making a list and Austin's like no no no

Chef just likes to give crack shit. I mean it's insane And she's like hey listen. We're a package deal Austin Just like you guys are a package deal because we started on this journey together, noob. Okay. Well, maybe because he's actually got a thing going on and taking away from your Peter panning around Charleston. And Texas, okay Taylor. Y'all can tell you again. You have the wait for your segments. Well, he's like supportive now, but like when he says the wrong things like it could trick her me, especially when he teams up with the way they need to do it. And, uh, and he's like, well, there is a cavalcade of times I've seen you absolutely black out crack. I don't think it's ever been worse than it's ain't Simon.

So we see clips of Craig just being wasted in the restaurant. Unfortunately, they didn't add another. You have reserved, you have reserved how long have you spent in food meth? Yeah, how long have you spent in food meth? I would have liked that. And Andy's like, do you even remember wrestling awesome to the ground? And furthermore, does anyone remember where they last saw Pringle? There's some concern he might show up at BravoCon and we may not have enough cocktails for him. Actually, that was going to be my question for the room. Has anybody seen the Pringles? Beverly Hills ended a long time ago PK. All right, we're gonna have to ask you to leave.

Craft services which craft I'm telling you. Bejeweled, Bengled, and be jungle, they're my. All right, craft services. Witchcraft. Get out, PK. I heard someone said there'd be some sort of cocktail here at the reunion. No, we weren't talking about Bravo, God. Oh, is that a new kind of a specialty beer that I'll be doing? Don't mind, I'll just be over here drinking in the corner. No, I was just saying that the shed can't stop putting his cock in tail and Texas. Oh, God, tailors here. All right, I'll be under this table. Does anybody see some bar point me?

Just, you know, feel free to hand me a like gurus light under the table to pretend you're hot. So, so they talk about track being wasted and everything. And Naomi goes, yeah, Craig, you're wasted. You tried to pay the Uber with leaves. What? I didn't catch that before. Oh, so Andy tries it again. He's like, you know, why were you so turned up, Craig? And he's like, well, because you know, like, remember how I pretended to quit doing Adderall, which was really a code word for Coke, but then

I still do Coke because like, I didn't never said I stopped doing Coke. I guess I did too much, I guess I drank too much Yeager. And he's like, but why not Shardin' A, Greg? Oh, come on, any gay kid knows what Shardin' A does to a person because we were all raised by crazy mothers drunk on Shardin' A. And the fuck kind of question is that? And then Craig has the, he goes,

well, that's the problem. It highlighted a drinking issue. I'm like, that's what highlighted a drinking issue. Not the eight seasons of this show that you could have watched back. And he's like, I'm just trying to. But again, again, Craig is just, he gives the mystery solved answer.

Well, it highlighted a drinking problem. And there you go. Mystery solved. So I'm trying to cut back. I'm trying to actually stop drinking entirely, but except the thing is that I replaced all my non-alcoholic beverages with yogurt. So it's sort of going the wrong direction,

but we're having fun. I'm really into injectables these days, Andy. So, just Aaron, just a straight up age for me from now on. And so, he's like, yeah, but how much of your alcohol consumption have to do with you being stuck on an island? Wouldn't they own me? You call me own me, your psycho ex. Seems like the narrative you were trying to spread

is that she wasn't over you. And he's like, then, and then he does it again. It's like no hidden motives. He goes, yeah. Well, I can be a jealous person. And like, if I walked into a room and Paige was with her ex, like, I just didn't want to put her in that position. And like, I didn't really know what to do.

So like, I just made stuff up. Like, yeah, basically, yeah, basically. know what to do. So like I just made stuff up. Basically, he didn't say I made stuff up, but that's basically what he said, right? And Andy's like, okay, well, we did put you and Naomi and first Cherx, we thought this would turn to a big. He said, she said argument, but I guess not. Okay. Well, a lot of viewers are speculating. I'm real estate. What do you guys do with your money? It's crazy. But also anyone in the crypto also. Hey, are you still loving Naomi? I was like, Andy, you're going to pull five cards today that just say, are you still loving Naomi? How many times are you gonna ask that? Nothing happened.

Did this reunion need it to be 40 minutes? He's and kind of like, oh, because Craig thought be a different question. So, um, anyway, soccer from ball says Craig. It's obviously still of Naomi. Why are you so nasty and too faced where you can respect pages, wishes and respect Naomi at the same time? Oh my God, his head just exploded with that very concept. Wow, I'm sorry, America. Not me. I showed that. Craig gives that devil devilish smile. Where

is like, yes, I'm so charming. He's like Naomi can still push my buttons. Golden smile. Yeah, Naomi goes, well, I'm doing my best not to. It's like I walked into an elevator and faced away from the door and yet still somehow it shows my floor. Yeah. And Andy says, page convinced you to re-inviter to your big important party was a why make the effort than treat her like an afterthought at the party he's like oh If I did that I didn't mean to I mean there were like a lot of people there like there was us I Mean okay, there weren't really a lot of people there, but the walls were red

Love us like well then why were you like oh their petalent children when we're just like trying to sit at a table and Andy's like Yeah, why did you have a seating chart? It goes well You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't and everyone's like no not really no you can have a chart Olivia guess you're not damned if you have a seating chart I'm like that is so from your mother because you know her mom was like funny prom honey and remember, you're not banned if you have a seat in chart. Okay. Remember. She has it like a, that's like a needle point on the line in the wall. Dan, if you do, Dan, if you don't have a seating chart. So

Craig. It's gonna be banned if you don't have a seat. You're not going to be banned for a seat in chart. Okay. Don't get a dirty. I'm drinking. So Craig was worried that if he made a seating chart, then people would be mad based off because he'd be staying who gets to sit with him. And he's like, yeah, how did that work out with a seating chart? Am I right?

I just gave you some, I'm being sarcastic, James Kennedy voice. Ha ha ha ha. That workout. Well, like everyone had a seat. No, they didn't. That's what the segment is about. Well, everyone was fine with it except live, 11 Naomi is like, uh, yeah, welcome to the show. That is the block point we're discussing right now. Greg. They are your guests. So it didn't work out. That plan did not work. And he goes, well, Leva made the party about herself. And I'm

still confused why you came in and had a chip on your shoulder. Oh, babe, did someone say there's a chip on someone's shoulder off? Like, there's no cringles in here. Delicious. PK back in the parking lot. Stop knowing on Leather's shoulder, BK.

There's a metaphor. Well, I couldn't help it. I had some guacamole still left on the lip, went perfectly together. Got it. So Leather's like, it's where you go. What'd you say? Oh, down it.

Got it. Got it. Yeah. So Craig's like, yeah, well, like, you know, she just had an attitude, like, what's with the shit. And then it's like, oh, God, Craig, like, I don't support you. And he goes, yeah, but like, what provoked you? She says, um, I'm stressed. I have a child.

I front and child. I've run an empire. Yep. There's two bars down in Charleston. Oh my God. And Madison just started laughing of Anita says, here we go. She's, yeah. And like, I was seeing my therapist every day.

And like, you went zero to a hundred crag. You're flipping an asshole. I have a, love it too. Honey, come on. What bothered you about not having a place to sit? And, love it to you. I mean, come on. What bothered you about not having a place to sit? And you know, he's like, well, I mean, half the people we're sitting at the time and then like, it's like, oh, there's no space for you guys.

So that's what started the whole heightened thing, you know? So that's my answer that doesn't answer anything. And love us like, Well, that is kind of true though. I forgot about that. He's like, well, it's first come for a serve. So like wherever anybody wants to sit, but then no one was sitting down and he's like,

you can't sit here. Yeah. I mean, I was still very angry and triggered. And if you go back, it was in the recap, you hear my sob story from the birthday party that I went to where everyone left my table. And I did not appreciate that. So I was triggered yourself.

I was team Naomi, okay, but love ago Well also I have to make a correction cuz last week I thought I miss her that I thought Craig's she said well Can I sit there and he said not if you're single? He didn't say not if you're single. He said not at this table So sorry everybody. I mean, I know I normally get everything Completely word for word correct, but we're very detail oriented podcast everything completely word-per-word, correct. But we're very detailed oriented podcasts. So, that was a real strike against our brand there. It's fucked up that one, yeah.

So, that one up. Either way, Leva's talking about how she's just, she's like, I'm just trying to sit my friends and like, you know, I'm actually quite friendly with his business partner and Andy is like, well, was it inappropriate for Leva to talk to Craig's business partner? And it's awesome, he's like,

oh, I'm just curious about what was said. And Craig said, well, she said it's nice to talk to the people who actually run Craig's business. Love it goes, I didn't say that. I see the tape. Hi, I'm talking to people who actually run your business. Client. I love the, it's recorded, love it.

And she goes, okay, fine, they're run the tape. And they do. It's literally what Craig said that she said exactly yeah and so he's like you just came in hot and Madison goes literally hot though go girlfriend I'm still on your team go girlfriend you've been hanging out with Freddie Krueger burning down houses and such and Andy's like, you called Craig and clown. She's like, well, I was just reacting to him. Okay, first of all, Craig is a clown. Okay. Second, those people do run back to Craig's business.

No one is sitting here thinking Craig actually runs a bit low-impire. Like literally nobody, okay. But he was kind of a jerk not to give them seats, but Leva did also act like a petalant child. And was a total asshole to go say all that stuff to the business partners and then screened that out of work party.

I mean, what the hell? Yeah, I mean, I get that. I mean, I think that she was friends with them or like anyway, I think they had their own kind of relationship, but I just thought it was, I just thought it was just so rude that, that, you know, Naomi and Levin were just stuck at the end of the table with the winds. And, you know, like, and the other thing is Naomi wasn't, you know, we were saying on the pot on that recap, like,

oh, well Naomi, they can just go make talk with other people. And Naomi's probably like, I don't want to look like the psychoperson who now the only people I have to talk with are Craig's business partners, you know? I mean, you know, whatever. I see the other side too, that it's like the finale party and they should have been with the rest of the cast on the finale.

I mean, I get all that. I'm just saying everybody was wrong here, you know? Love it with shitty, and then Craig's screaming at her for security. And it's funny listening to them try to rewrite it, but it just happened. So everyone's like, right, guys, you can't just change the whole flash. It's like, I never said it, but it just happened. So I'm saying, right.

Guys, you can't just change the whole flash. It's like, I never said it. They roll the tape and then cricks like, and then I just asked you to leave. And Olivia's like, um, no, you said security kick her out. Then put her in the street, run her over with the car and then just grab a baby from a stroller and head over the head with that. Yeah. That's how much she sucks and burned down her kitchen so she can never shoot a scene in there ever again.

There will be no more gluten-free cookie scenes. So, yeah, Katherine's like, arms are trying to take over the whole night and love us like, what am I trying to take over? And he's like, well, can you own that you were kind of aggressive? And she's like, listen, if I get poked and then Craig's like, well, can you own a U-Werk kind of aggressive? And she's like, listen, if I get poked and then Craig's like, well, the seating wasn't me poking you.

What, what I'm poking you, it's because there's a hole in my pants, which is happening right now. She's like, it was a pylon, okay, it was a pylon. My buildings are built like that. I'm going to be like, okay, but can you own your terrible Craig and he goes, yeah, but like it is what it is. And Merry Christmas.

Well, what did I get in my stocking? Is it Greg's penis? The Matt to show itself to Austin? But I also like that Craig, basically, when she says, you know, you were all, like it was such a pile on and he goes, that's not my problem, that's your problem. You decided to come to my party. Which is kind of worth logic to have for your guests.

Oh, you show to play a football game and then you're mad when you get tackled. Yeah. Well, now, uh, Catherine's microphone used to be fixed again. Apparently it's an ongoing issue. And then they anger so much everybody's like and captain's like, sorry, I felt like I'm just the underdog. So then Andy goes, Leva, as the mom of the group, and then Catherine just does like a big, I like she's whatever. Cause like that's kind of her been her thing. Well, when she's not writing her business, she's advising her friends. Oh my god, I can't. I just hope she dies and helping them tend their wounds. I literally can not. I love it, Gus. We can hear you. She says, I don't give a fuck.

Well, Mooms from Art Fund because their Mooms not Blooms says, Leva, you look great. Can't be real. Did you get a mommy makeover? And then Jesus just started handing out presents early. And Leva's like, well, I actually got my boobs reduced. You just watched like all the men recoil on the stage like, what? That's insane. Why would you do that in Charleston since? See? Right now Austin literally did. He made the worst look. And now Austin through this whole thing, they're all giving Lava dirty looks, by the way, through the segments. And Austin, especially, everything she says, he's like, and then, you know, speaks like 30 sentences in Japanese with just his lips. Well, he they're probably also mad at Lava that she got a spinoff show. So,

speaking of which, and he's like, hey, congrats on your new show. It's called Southern Hospitality. People are very excited, especially these two super fans named Leva Lamar. Wow, well tell us about the show. Was it like Halloween ends? Cause that's premiering tomorrow. Mm-hmm.

Tell us, without saying it's a rip off of Vanderpump rules, shameless, shameless fucking rip off say that she's like well it's gonna be really great because like it's like a different angle than it is here because like obviously I'm the boss there and I guess I'm not the boss here and Austin and Shep give each other look like to hate her and then we see a clip of the show. Leva has some dress like Vanderpump rules. They're all like micro minis with cutouts.

And then she's like, but remember girls, you're still in the south, okay? And then one of the girls phone notifications goes off and she's, oh my God, it's my birth control. Honey, we check my birth control. And then it comes back and love us like, yeah, I have to deal with a lot of shocking stuff, but it's just a normal day in love a land. Am I right?

Okay. She's so smart. Me. I can't, but that show does look good and I will be watching that shit. Yeah. So now, um, Hey, Keenan from Denver says, Leva, Leva might be the mom of bear at work at home, but where does she get? I can't, I can't, well, where does she get off telling friends what to do? Wow, I did not

know that you were a development exec on the sitcom friends. That's so cool. You must so you give a lot of notes, huh? Are you bossy? She goes, ask me that again. Are you bossy? Gotcha. Yeah, I'm bossy, Andy. I'm pretty bossy.

Well, Austin, you said she can't help herself from herself. And also, you've rolled your eyes and literally stuck out your tongue nine times in the past two minutes, anything to say. And Austin's like, I've never heard that phrase advise is my demise be so true. And I've never heard that be so true. So what he said, she said, love it says,

you know what, I just, I advise to my demise. So I'll say, I've never heard that phrase, but it's so true, I love that phrase. It's like, what does that mean? Makes more sense now. Thanks, man. He's like, oh, I mean? Makes more sense now. Thanks, man. He's like, oh, I need a fridge for myself. No, I do nothing.

Does anything rhyme with nothing? I could just end it right there. I do nothing. So she's like, yeah, I'm a real control freak. And most of the time, rolling his eyes. And Andy asked Madison, who's bossier. And she's like, oh, there's no game we want to play. But I think she knows name to keep her nose in her own business. Okay, am I right? Am I right?

And Leva's and then he's like, well, is there any situation that you've served yourself in that didn't work out? And Leva's like, oh, uh, they're birthday. Yeah, that didn't work out, you know, and Andy's like, yeah, Vanita, do you ever think about how things could have gone differently? Had 11 not encouraged everyone to air their grievances as your birthday gift? And Vanita's actually like, well, actually, you know, it was pretty good because it encouraged us to break ice. Like literally made me want to break a block of ice over Catherine's head. I And I love you too.

And he's like, so everybody raise their hand who wants Lava to be moved to a different city. Whatever. And so, you know, most of them do. And Taylor's like, well, she's my voice of reason. Oh God, really? Well, how's that fucking working out? Do you just tailor? And so Andy's that fucking working out? She's just Taylor. And so Andy's like, do you understand

why viewers think you cross the line, Leva? And she's like, I mean, I know that about myself. Like my husband says stay out of things. Like, you know, Madison was just trying to say, like, you know, I was just trying to say Madison, like, stop. You look toxic, but then it went like, whoosh over her head. No, it didn't.

You were telling her she looked toxic and she got pissed. It's not that people don't understand you. Yeah, it was the message was received. So then we find out that. They didn't like the message. Yeah, so then we find out that Leva actually unfollowed a bunch of people on social media. Mainly Madison, Vanita, Craig, Austin, and Catherine.

So a good chunk of the cast. And she was saying, well, I was expecting Austin to be Craig. You shouldn't speak to her that way. And then he didn't. And that hurt my feelings. And then the girls I unfold were just snarky about it too. And then Madison just goes, ding. She goes, yeah.

And I was really offended in her. and I just didn't want to see their faces. And Madison goes, I've chases. So then Andy, you know, it was like from pregnancy panic to something, something, I don't really care enough to finish his sentence. Chef, let's make Taylor cry some more. We've got some time left. So Chef, please from where from where condemn your disgusting human being

and we don't need anymore, Snotty-ass people using words they don't truly understand. Once to know, why would you refuse to use birth control? If you didn't wanna have a bunch of hairy, back little children. Do you think the idea of having children is horrifying? It's not horrifying, terrifying. Oh, that was a bumble. Oh, I was a con wine. Yeah. That was so funny. Well, maybe one day, Andy, and Taylor goes, one day,

you're 43 years old, and Andy goes, I was 50. And she just ignores him. Sleshing what? I mean, you told me you do not see yourself in a committed relationship Chef well we talked about marriage and kids and the Vietnam War great documentary and how to raise them watching the Vietnam War a great documentary for kids too. As you failed chip you failed chip. Damn right I did. Damn right I did just like don't say the man, not more. The, the Vietnam War.

Damn it, champ. Why would you accept failure, champ? Like, own up to it. Work on it. He's like, well, I mean, it's not that I like it. Gosh. Taylor, do you think that champ was being honest with you last year when he said his only indiscretion was a kiss and a stairwell on a rose in the grave? Oh, sorry, I went into seal

there for a moment, but you think you're being honest. And she says, yes, okay, Taylor, you're fucking hope. You're officially fucking hopeless. Like seriously, all of this and you believe that Shep was completely faithful to you that whole time. I can't with you. I literally cannot with you, ma'am. Hey, Craig, what did you mean when you said there are little fires everywhere? Were you talking about the book? No, I was talking about from the television show, you know, Carrie Washington, like she was the first president of the United States and also an excellent actor.

first president of the United States and also an excellent actor. I would like to thank Reese's pieces for producing such a quality television show for Amazon Hulu Prime. Thank you. I think one of the things that I was so surprised to learn about Kerry Washington was that I didn't realize our first president was also taunted miserably at the prom. I had picked blood spilled on her. That was shocking to learn. Okay, you're taking Washington and Carrie and mixing them together, strange. I'm sort of into it in a weird way. So, Madison goes, what do you mean? You don't know what that means.

It means there are fires everywhere Thanks for clarity I mean, I don't care. I get the Madison's evil, but she's fucking funny I mean the woman was on five minutes at this whole season and she carried this whole She's at the end of that couch just cracking jokes and making remarks. She's fantastic. So Taylor's like, well, it cuts. It cuts to you by someone to drink at the bar. Who happens to be one of my sorority girlfriends? Why did you buy her a drink ship?

Why did you buy her a drink ship? It was what did I get her number? Did I crap her by? I mean, I was with my friends. I was never going gonna do anything on toward Wait, you can be on toward you can you don't you don't have to just be towards something Craig calls backwards stupid and it's how you walk if you take a shot of like Craig the bully ovex

Craig I need you to stop focusing on on directional walking right now. It's not your strong suit so Austin goes yeah, well Taylor she called me and she said she just watched the episode she has her fire extinguisher Ready because she heard her houses on fire and she said is she up gonna cheat on me and I was like I have no idea What Craig is talking about? But yeah, you probably should get out of the house, do you think it's on fire right now? Yeah. Oh, I just told her drop the fire extinguisher and call the organ man, okay? Because you've got a lot of bugs. So, um, this is clear now

that the guys have just to buddy up. Yeah. And are gonna just stand up for each other. No matter what happens happens because this is absolute bullshit correct Miles what he was saying and chefs like it's okay It's okay that you guys thought something but and cracks like well I mean all I really met was that like you guys had a lot of shit going on and like you would call him and then like you left for a while And then he left for a while like you know there was just a lot of stuff going on. That's what I meant by little fires everywhere. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that makes sense. You didn't mean Shep was just fucking everybody in bars and then hiding it from Taylor and she was eventually gonna find out. Okay. Yeah. So then Andy asked Taylor if what her parents think about Shep and they love Shep.

I, my heart broke for her with that, because that sucks. You see, she's like holding her, like, she is so frustrated, but her parents love Shep. And Andy is like- Disgusting. That is fucking disgusting, and her parents really need to be told to get it to fucking gather.

Like, raise your children to have some kind of self-confidence. Look at this, this is pathetic. And I like Taylor, but this is just fucking pathetic. You're fighting over Shep. Shep. I mean, Shep, who told you from day one woulda piece of shit he is. And here you are still crying and being like, I love him and I believe him. There's no other parents. It's got the parents. Need some work. I mean, the parents basically taught her to like, don't worry about your own self worth. It's all about a guy, especially like a wealthy guy. You're so...

I got with the trust fund, you know? Yeah, or us. So Andy's like, so they don't mind when he told you you were an idiot, and she's like, she's like not speaking. She can't even speak. She can't even utter it. And he goes, and that didn't move the needle.

I mean, it was over an egg. Did you tell your parents? He called you an idiot over an egg toss game. Did that move the needle at all? She's like, it actually went the other way, the needle went the other way. Oh wow, wow, a lot to come back there everyone. Yeah, they said I shouldn't have smashed the egg.

I can get you it. And she's like, well, I am fully aware of how trivial that sounds, you know, just being an egg draws. And Andy's like, uh, and she said, you speak that way to your mom. Do you really speak to your mom that way? And he's like, oh, oh, gosh, I speak like that to everyone. Andy is everyone, but you know, spread the love. And Taylor's like, it's really sad. And Andy, she whispers it. She's like it's really sad and Annie is present. She's like it's sad

And is this what you witness with his family and she goes he will he will to create his parents more than anything and wake up The next morning and his parents say it's okay We love you and this is where Taylor shows to really start to wind up It's great and Jeff is like what are you talking about? Taylor Schuster really started to wind up. It's great. And Jeff is like, what are you talking about? The way he speaks to your parents, to your father, your mother, who gave you everything who literally sends you a paycheck to your fucking mailbox because I know you like to fuck boxes, but apparently the only box you don't seem to check every month is your own mailbox. You got checks in there. When? She goes every fucking monk's ship and he's like, well that's fucking news to me. She's like, you don't speak to them that way. You literally say fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. And then you go to sleep and you just sweet rip and fran. They couldn't hurt a fly. And he's like like okay Taylor. I'm a bad son poor Well, I mean poor me. I'm just a bad son. I'm getting confused right now And it's like well did you watch the egg toss and he's like I couldn't watch it. I didn't want to I didn't want to Relive it. Well, that's the flaw. You need to watch your shit back so you can correct it You have no one holding you accountable. Nobody nobody in in your life you what you better watch that egg toss No, you're you're you're misunderstanding me I couldn't watch it because I knew that you just did the egg toss so badly

It has nothing to do with me. I was totally right and what I said So do with me I was totally right and what I said. So you need to watch it back. He says I'm not playing this game with you Taylor. Literally Agdolas I'm never playing that game with you ever again. Who are rings on a bottle you suck at that one too? Loser. So Taylor is like yeah what you need no one holds you accountable. Nobody. Nobody. Who's gonna hold you accountable? Who's gonna hold you accountable? And not the guys they just say oh that's chef and Craig goes no I leave. That's not holding him accountable. And stuff's like, of course you would think I'm Ted Bundy.

Now Ted Bundy actually got caught eventually. Ted Bundy actually achieved his goals. I may not have been good work, but he still did work. He's remembered for something. Sir Craig's like, for Christ's sake, at least Ted Bundy made an effort. Crags like for Christ sake at least hit bunny made effort So then Craig is Craig saying like well, I can't hold on my candle because he's not gonna listen to me. Yo

Is in the scene you see me in Craig yellow ship Yeah, no you guys just walk away. You guys just walk away Madison. You take it from here And Madison at first I was really happy because I thought Madison was saying, and you follow him talking to Taylor because that's the truth. I mean, she's right that the guys don't do anything but what are you supposed to do? Like sit there and wait until Shep learns a lesson.

No. You walk the fuck away from crazy people, Taylor. Just like you should have done two years ago. You're weirdo. Yeah. Madison's like, okay, just like you should have done two years ago. You'll weirdo. Yeah. Madison's like, oh yeah, the guy's following. Hey, just let's ask you guys follow him. I got a couple of polo shirted little pussies. Craig goes, I don't follow anyone, but oh, wait, hold on one second.

I just got text. Page tells me to follow her to the bar. Sorry, I gotta go. No one holds him accountable. So Taylor is like just going off screaming accountable over and over. And she goes, Taylor, you're in the best position. You don't have to deal with me anymore. I said you free.

If you love it, don't set it free. Whoa. And she's like, what do you want this life ship because I know your potential because I have seen you at your Ross well actually okay that's all I saw you at your Ross I'm just trying to figure my life out still you know there were women's pants that was actually something I said it was not something that been around it made up in other pants and I'm the only person who seems you to your true heart and you just see me's another number

He's like that is not true 95601 and she's like you fucked another person in Texas multiple people God damn it's been too much. So now Andy is like, well he is single now. 300 women, Andy, allegedly 300 women. And he's like, yeah, but he had fucked over 300 women when you'd gotten with him. I don't know if you're trying, if you really can see what I'm trying to imply about it. It's like, I guess it's, do your research, Taylor. Do your research.

Andy, 300, there have been more splatters on his poster than the actual 300 movie poster, Amy. She's like, why are you using women like that, Shep? You used me like that. And he's like, no, I did it. And he's like, well, you feel like he used you. And she goes, yeah, because I'm just the whore that stuck around the long guests. And here she goes, repeating herself. And so Leva is doing this. I'm crying, look at me guys, I'm crying. She's pulling a cow of Richard's over there.

Like, this is all about her. And then she starts fanning herself really big with jazz hands. And Andy is handing out dishes. It's literally like that, like the magician who's just pulling out a string of handkerchiefs out of his sleeve. It's literally like that, like the magician who's just pulling out a string of handkerchiefs out of his sleeve is just one after the other all around. He's like, wow, all the girls are crying. Why are you crying right now? And fucking Andy is just like, what's the problem? I don't get it. And love is like, well, I feel for both

of them because like I, you know, generally is a person with an empire and a child You know, I know that you know whatever and so Taylor's like hey, didn't love me. He just wants to chase pussy We're at the part of the gym you will where the martinis just start flying across the room Taylor's like I'm just getting started Love is like well, I don't think he treats you like he loves you, but he loves you. Oh yeah, so why don't he hook up with somebody else, Shep, what were you looking for, Shay, Applingus? What are you talking about?

When you hooked up with someone in Texas, what were you looking for? A nut off? Well, I was looking for a nut off. A nut off, it's a U, A, M, U, T, nut off. What is a nut off? Some kind of competition? You probably suck at that too Oh, um, I'm out of that's with Austin where we say hey, I've got a pistachio and he says I've got a cash and we see oh not off

Hey, Andy, what's going on over there? Oh nothing. I'm just just imagining your nut off And that is to discuss oh god They're like whoa too much tailored not off and then Andy just shrugs and he's like I mean It's up goes yeah, well, she's not a number. I don't keep score and Taylor's like oh do you even remember her name by the way? So Andy's like okay, well all do you are broken up and he was away And she goes it doesn't matter. He just wants to win me to spread their legs so he can masturbate on And he goes why do you keep saying that?

She goes, because the first time he's ever said something like that, and then you're like, why? And he's like, because that's how he uses women. And he's like, but why do you care if it's over? And then she has her full drama moment. Because I fucking love him. Oh God. Okay. And the incentive respect I had for you

is completely fucking gone. Just someone come, I mean, you can't even say like call her parents and have them come get her because they'd probably be like, get closer to him, get closer to him, maybe try and get pregnant, honey. Well, look, I'm gonna give her, I'll give her a little leeway in that, you know,

she is not sort out of her emotions yet. I understand that she still loves him, but just the way she does it is just peak mellow drama at that moment because I still love him, dammit. It's just like the most cliched way to... It's typical. It's like, look everybody. It's like that person who's bitched about their partner for months and months and their friends are fucking sick of it

And finally say that's it. I'm not listening to this anymore So they make that grandstand look at how I'm standing up to them and then the next second you know they're back together I will bet you Dollars to don't as the two were gonna be back together. Yeah, so Andy's like well You so you oh you do you do still love me Even though you just had that whole thing about nutting off huh? So Shaap do you love Taylor? And he's like, I'll always love Taylor, but are you in love with her now? He's like No, not right now. She said something meet about my parents

So then I then the music swells and we just have closeups of their face as we go like literal violence. I mean, I can. Full on soap opera. And all the other cast members are like, oh my God, we're crying too. We're crying too.

Shut up, you are not. So then we come back from commercial and chefs just tap in that leg. And he's telling Olivia, he's like, I cannot believe she went after my mom and dad. That's crossing the line Well, she's upset chef. I don't care come after me She did come after you shop Well Fine

He's like us a ship deep into your relationship. Were you feeling doubts? He's like, yeah, the medicine just goes the Atheist and the Bible beater. I mean, sorry. It's like the corn lover with the, with the non-sugar person in my rat or as I call them, pussies. And Abby's like, well, why would you convince her to travel

with you? Because I wanted to show her the world on a magic carpet ride, Andy. So he said, well, what happened on the trip that accelerated your breakup? Oh, well, we were a quarter of the way in, and we were living well, you know, flying that carpet from city to city, high on the hog, if the hog were a carpet, so to speak. When we were in Venice, and then we went to a Michelin start restaurant, and she's like, this is nice and all, but where can I buy my tires?

And I said, no, Taylor, that's not the same. It is the same, but it's not the same. So when bad, she started crying. And she said, I don't think we see the world in the same way and we shouldn't be together. I was gobsmacked. I said, O'alli Baba had them 40 thieves. Shoma Razi had a thousand tales. But Taylor, guess what? Because of my sleeves, I've got a brand of magic. Never fails. It's my parents

hammocks card. We can do whatever we want oh no you never found a boyfriend like me so a whole new gosh with wondrous sights to garch on to and I love that ship puts in there we were a misshielding stored restaurant God, stop trying to get laid in your crying segment about Taylor. Yeah. So, um, oh, go ahead. Well, she's like, I'm like, I have something to say, but I don't. It's just like, it's a placeholder. Um, my placeholder is, I feel like, so Taylor, I feel like that's when I want to say something, but I don't know exactly what I'm saying just yet. So say that so Taylor goes she goes well

I would never regret the time that we had and it was cool being on a carpet that could flip But when I traveled across this when I've traveled across the seas I spent weeks Living on a dirty floor in a tent in a third-wheeled country Not eating Michelin star dinners not eating that quote quote unquote, sushi, whatever they call that thing. I mean, it was culture shock to me. And he's like, did you pay for this? And he's like, I sure did Andy lots and lots of money until they're like, oh, yeah, he did pay. And I don't want that. Him paying for things. That's terrible. And he goes, yeah, that's a't want that. Him paying for things, and that's terrible. And he goes, yeah, that's a testament to her.

Because some people I know would be ordering dumb and the basement, and leading to that, I would have gone to the exit. But I saw differences with me and Taylor, but I didn't really care. Sometimes tents are cool, as long as I don't have to stay. I just wanted to show her what it was like, being on a freeway and passing a city made out of tents and going, hello, hello, thanks, tents, and throwing cans at people's heads.

Have you ever moond a shantytown from the magic carpet on your way to Paris? But we must not look over the fact that Taylor's basically, you know, she's like, I don't want to be a kept woman where he's just paying for my stuff, whatever. And then Andy goes, yeah, but that would be a lot of people's fancies, by the way. If you ever watched a real housewives, you know you're all Bravo, right? So she, so she's like, well, you found the found the exit. And Andy goes, well, there's a rumor that when you returned, that chap you were caught kissing one of Levas employees

in a nightclub and somehow we don't have the footage of that. We got to fire someone here, we're missing too many good things at nightclubs these days. Yeah, I'm thinking they're just kind of glossing over this one because from what I remember from the news, and I didn't look any of the news, you know, the blogs. Um, it, this was not good.

This was really bad. This sounded for some. This was a lot of work. You were kissing one of Leva's employees. I don't think that was a problem. I think it was like you were aggressively sexually harassing one of Leva's employees from what I remember. And so chefs like Craig can testify to that, you know,

it's just a long day. I was golfing, you know, boys will be boys. And I just got drunk. And then I got so drunk that Taylor had to come pick me up. And then I went home, I gasped, but I didn't even know about the other stuff that happened until the girl DM Taylor and said I was hitting on her really hard. So then Craig gives us the a little bit more. He says, well, the lights were out when I walked in in his eyes. I knew he wasn't there. I don't think he knew what he was doing, but when he tried to kiss the girl, I grabbed

him and sat him down for a second and said, sit the fuck down, but then I left because I was scared. And was that the straw that broke the camel's back? Oh, and he's like, oh no, I don't remember. Oh, okay. Oh my God. Jesus Christ, this fucking show. So Andy's like, well, okay,

you wanna clear anything up? Chef, can't so far. You've come in about 300 people. You went to a tire restaurant and harass somebody. So anything to make it look a matter for you? Well, I just hope that one day in the not too distant future, she can appreciate the time we had together the way I did. We met as soulmates on Paris Island.

We left as inmates from an asylum. And we were sharp, sharp as knives, and we're so going out to lay down our lives. Chef, are you just singing that Billy Joel song about Vietnam? Sure, M. Sure, M. We didn't start the fire. Um, so... Little fires everywhere.

Yeah, it's like I just hope she can appreciate it because, you know, when we met, she could have gotten pregnant. And by the time we broke up, those pregnancies would have been considered geriatric pregnancies. So, I was really good block of time that we were together, and be tailor anything you regret holding back. Just, well, I love you immensely to spot all the times you've nutted off on horse in Texas and I hope you find stability and peace and calm them. And Andy's like you're crying Jesus Christ, Taylor. And she and then let us like I'm crying too, Abby. I'm literally crying too. Okay, it's I'm cooking

for my empire finally breaking down because I feel things. I'm sorry. It's so many references this podcast. It's Greg's like, well, I think most of us love love. And we've had a few of these situations, you know, nutting off on strangers in Texas. And they're never the same, but it's always really sad. As the most popular person I'm bravo, I'd like to say, it's always sad when we see this

sort of thing happen. Well, let's each take an opportunity to clear the air, Catherine. Do you want to leave, who do you want to leave in a better place with other than that couch? Because I don't think that couch is ever going to recover from the spray tan that you left all over it. And she's, counter. This is so Catherine. Everyone especially lava, definitely a lava. And

they like kind of half hug. What the fuck are you talking about? What did that come from? All right. And Olivia Madison can bygones be bygones. And they're like, I'm good. I'm good too. Cool. Like, okay. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. So Austin, would you like to congratulate Madison on getting engaged on Amazon live? Okay. Congratulations. I wish you and your husband the absolute insane best because you know what? He deserves a bride who looks like god damn sling the on.

Why didn't believe that one either you fucking loser and Madison's like I believe it. I mean that works. Thank you. I believe that. Thank you, loser. Thank you. I'm glad that I got this eye surgery to make my eyes water so I could see just more clearly how fucking disgusting you are and I'm glad I life to you. Thank you for that. Thank you

Ed Venita what friendships are you gonna keep working on the question no one really cares about and she's like 11 Madison and yeah, they're the ones I want to focus on and yeah That's it. There's nothing That's it. There was nothing to say about what I said. I just imaged everybody staring at Vidida. That's why at the end they're just like looking at her like whatever. So then um, Andy's like, Craig, anyone you want to squash beef with? I promised Paige I would stop doing that in public. She said it was really embarrassed. Not literally, Greg. Oh, if you want to do that afterwards, uh, you know, we kind of range for that too. In this part of the country, we call it sword fighting.

Austin, you want to stand up? Craig's like, well, I don't like walking by a repop, like, and not feeling comfortable to pop in and have a drink. I love it. It's like, you can always pop in and have a drink, although if you want to have a drink with me, we do have to have a conversation. But it will take your money. Yeah. And then he gives her that smile. He's like, Oh, yeah, you just want my money. Okay. Well, I'm off in there. And then he's like, Okay, that's a wrap. Thank God. I'm starving.

No crags. Not literally. All right. Thank you for sharing your lives with us. Let's have a toast. Oh my God, thank God. I promise Craig I wouldn't eat bread anymore. I mean, I promise that I wouldn't eat bread anymore, but it's worth it. Craig, you really have to stop thinking about food, okay? All right, let's raise a glass. Oh, no, I'm not ready for children

let alone any glassware. No. Craig how is your brain stretch to three fucking shows on this network? God damn your dumb. And just when you thought it could not mention Craig's dick anymore. Hey Craig you can go behind that post over there and show us your dick. Show us your dick. I am the post. I am the post Wow, so that was the end of Southern charm and now we segue into the world of winterhouse Again, that's gonna be on our patreon bonus episode this week Probably gonna be on our main bonus episode this week, probably going to be on our main feed next week. But honestly, we're just going to take it day by

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