Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: Bumpers and Bubbleheads

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I've told you I got this new fish named Baby Gorgeous and I'm it's a beautiful beta fish and it's on my desk and for all those worried about my Instagram post it has a little mansion now that it's running around in and it's so fun. I'm like doing those set designs with my little fish tank. I'm becoming a fish person. Okay, who knew? fish tank, I'm becoming a fish person, okay? Who knew? Yeah, I love it. I think this is, I love fish. I've always wanted to have a fish, but I've never had the initiative to actually make that happen.

And I don't know if a fish really fits in my life anymore. So I'm gonna like, kerosle live, I'm gonna buy kerosle make baby gourd just my fish too. It's'm gonna like, carelessly live. I'm gonna buy carelessly make baby gorgeous. My fish too. It's our fish. You mind if I say it's our fish? It's okay. It'll be. I'm gonna get a fish. Cam. I'm gonna get its own little webcam so I can

show you guys what this fish is doing because right now it sees its own reflection in the glass and here's me yelling and screaming to you. And so it's like fighting itself in the mirror. It's so cute and funny. And it's like running around playing. I'm going to get it a little ping pong ball. I watched YouTube videos about fish yesterday. Like for two hours.

You should get at that thing that Kyle Richards is hooking on her Instagram now where she's like that. That's like a ball that she punches. You see nothing. That's what it looks like when you give the fish a ping pong ball. They do what Kyle Richards does in that ad. And just it punches it and it comes back at you and then you just keep punching it. Godfuckin Kyle Richards. And you know what? Tell baby gorgeous, tell baby gorgeous, I'm working on a yacht because what'll happen

is I'm baby gorgeous as other dad, but I'm working on a yacht because what'll happen is I'm baby gorgeous's other dad But I'm not present so I only have to I have to face time in once in a while because I'm working on yachts in the med and then I can go around tell people like All this everything I'm doing I'm doing it for her you know for him Get father works on boats because he was citrometized as a child by seeing cars on fire in this neighborhood I'm sorry. Can't be here for your baby seeing cars on fire in this neighborhood. I'm sorry, can't be here for your baby gorgeous. Well, I love hearing about baby gorgeous and I do, you know what? Why don't we get cams together because that's, I don't know why I had to make this a joint effort because I've been meaning to get a cam for Gail that my garden box who's not nearly as exciting as baby gorgeous. But this way we can have like some sort of like side thing of our of our

living things. Gail and baby gorgeous. And we're going to have to get. Is that? Is that not giving baby gorgeous like baby gorgeous doesn't need its own moment? This is my mind. I don't know.

It's like I realize I just wedged gal. I just like forced gal. But that's that is by the way, that is the spirit of gal, where's like this is baby gorgeous. I say one year's gal. Come on gal gal Sorry, we have to she's having trouble making friends It's like I'm forcing gale so no listen. It's a family van everybody get in So we'll talk about all this stuff on our bonus episode. Wow. We really just sold that hey guys I want to come here. Let's talk about fish and plants will join us on Patreon, patreon.com slash watch at crap ins bonus episodes videos, but guess what?

Today is certain hospital. What? And before we start Southern hospital, I just want to say thank you to everyone who tuned in last night for a very final take a seat and to everyone over the past year and change who has come and joined us. It was such a super, super fun time, love seeing a community build around that show. And who knows what the future has for take a seat, but in the meantime, we hope you're able to still keep that community alive by either going to one of our other outlets, whether it's Instagram or Facebook, or Discord, Discord you can get through Patreon, and you know, we are planning to go back on tour next year. We're still hammering out all the details, but hopefully we can also translate

those communities into in-person experiences, because that would be the best. So really thanks everyone for showing up. Okay, now let's get into it. Southern hospital. This show is really good. Why? The show is really good, you guys.

It's really good. It's really in the spirit. It's like you had a good heaping of metamuse. It's like you had a good heaping of metamuse. It's like Ben had a good heaping of metamuse sold showed up to work the next day and said, I had a really great shit. That's what this show is. It's a really good number two. That's a great number two because the first episode, first episode, like we said last

week, kind of felt like it had remnants of this is all real in it. And when you start watching, you're like, what is this horrific show? Like this is awful. But this episode, smooth sailing. I was like, this was just a really good episode. It was a 100% the vibe of classic Vanderbembrules. And I saw that the Langworthy, one of the executive producer of Vanderbembrules,

I saw his name in the credits. So I do feel like we're in good hands. And hopefully they will learn the lessons of Vanderbembrules, which is, don't make sure you're his name in the credits. So I do feel like we're in good hands and hopefully they will learn the lessons of Vanderpump Rules, which is, like make sure you're always bringing in new cast. Bring in new cast to keep them poor. Give them poor. Don't let them adult, okay?

But yeah, I'm super into this show so far. I hope other people give it a shot. I hope people who are anti-level, anti-levelites are able to get past that because it's really a deeply entertaining show because it's full of idiots. It's full of huge idiots. Huge, huge idiots. It's full of huge idiots. Listen, Bill Lengworth, take this advice because I offer it for free, okay? Put all of

the cast's paycheck into trust accounts that they cannot get a hold of for 10 years. No matter if they get fired or not, they will never get a penny a hold of for 10 years. No matter if they get fired or not, they will never get a penny from the show for 10 years. And that's it. And that's how you keep them poor, but they still get what they deserve down the line, you know? Yeah. And also, I just want to take this opportunity. I feel like we have a small window to do this. And so I'm going to use this window because this window will close. I'm going gonna use this window to say how much I love Grace Lilly, because that window's gonna close. You know that some pictures are gonna come up

from her past, which is gonna go on Twitter. She's gonna say something problematic. We're not gonna be able to say this for very much longer. And then I'll have to like, in probably about six episodes, get say guys, you were right, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said I love Grace Lilly. She was terrible, she was terrible person. But I'm going to take this moment now before she's done anything terrible and problematic to really embrace the grist. G Lily as she calls

herself. G Lily, did you see that she commented on Twitter? Someone tweeted something about our recap. It's not a problematic window. Someone tweeted something about our recap. Smell my closing. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not a problematic window. Someone replied to the tweet of this episode. You know, we were like, oh, we did a new episode or whatever. And somebody made a city comment about her.

Like something about the Hula hoop. And she just responded, I am really good at Hula hoop. You just wait and see. It's like, yes, that's the kind of response I need to see. You know, someone just promising their future of hula hoop proof coming? Yeah, huge one. She's like wait until they see this I shot this with mama the fall when all the leaves are changing Also, this is something we say at the beginning of new shows We're never gonna start this recap by the way. We're not minutes in right now We're just gonna talk a general shit

But something we need to say at the beginning of all these shows. If you are a cast member of this show and you Were listening to this podcast stop it. This is not for you. This is for us to talk shit about you and not feel guilty about it later So please press stop and go away. Okay, thanks. Yeah, because this show We're giving ourselves a little bit more leeway to just really go in on it. Okay, because Because you're all too dumb. Okay. So the thing is, the thing is, you're about to be called stupid and homely and worthless. So just turn away now.

It's an app for the lot. And it's nothing personal. You're probably all super fun. Okay. Well, I'll hang out someday. But for right now, just know we're know. We're going to go in hard because a lot of the other shows on Bravo have too many real life issues that we have to stop and get fussy about. But this show is really just about stupid people.

So we're really going to, we're building up for this moment and you're just going to have to either you stop, press stop or you're just going to have to deal with it, okay? I'm sure. You're a chewed toys. We're just gonna deal with it. Okay. I'm sure you're a chew toys We are dogs turn this off. Okay, so We also another huge announcement. We got a theme song this week and I only wrote the lyrics. I didn't write the music because I'm all for lyrics. Okay, wait Ronnie every single lyric it was hard. I had to fret it took me like half an hour It's a lot. Oh my god. So sorry. Yeah Yeah

So the theme song is I know our place where we can go Are you coming out tonight? And scene. Yeah, that was it. That was. Um, the, uh, to me, it wasn't quite as good as the extended heaving sigh of summer house, you know. Hey, oh, of Summer House, you know? ["Summer House"] ["Summer House"] The Summer House is the classic.

That's the Bravo bar that you have to rise to. Yeah, and they don't play the Summer House theme song anymore, which is so rude, but it is like, it is, it is a classic. I, it sort of sounded like this was Mia Sabel. I didn't look in the credits, but Mia Sabel, who did the, um, the original, uh, Southern, Southern Charm theme song remixed to more than any song in the history of honestly music. It needs to be inducted into the rock and roll. I think I've never heard one song chopped up and reused and

remix so many times. Right also the summer house theme lied to us because the whole point of the song is I'll never stop. I'll never stop. And then they stopped playing it. Like you can't stop playing a song called I'll never stop. You're making a promise to me in the song. Well I think the reason why they had to stop it was because like never before has there been a theme song that has Connoted the vibe of Asking someone hey, how's it going tired? Like that's the somehow steam song Anyway, but before the things where we can go

Oh, are you coming out tonight? Which is by the way, double meaning based on this episode for Michele. Is Kim Michele coming out tonight? Is Michele who really reads is very straight? Is he finally going to surprise his best friend. But before we get into that, what I liked about the previously is Maddie did the previously,

this is our first previously, because the first one there was the first ever. So this is our first previously. And she's like, these people have such a heart on for Republic. It's ridiculous. This is like, the people in Nex heart on for a republic. It's ridiculous. This is like, the people in Nexium have nothing compared to a republic, okay?

Now that's like, they can't be on this show unless they promise to say republic every other word. Every other word, and she's like, Maddie's like, Leva doesn't just hire people who check the boxes, she expects magic. And we are the lucky few that get to bring the magic night after night. Okay, I'm queen republic.

I eat, breathe and sleep republic. I'm like, can I? Can I? Can I read those monologues? Because it really is. And I just skipped it because I know you don't always love doing previously, but I love writing them because it just feels like

beat poetry. When you just sit there and type really quickly and try and get whatever you can. So there are words missed, it's not perfect, but this is the monologue, okay? We work in the hottest club on King Street. You definitely have to be selective of who you let in. Leva doesn't check boxes.

She makes magic. I'm Queen Republic, eat sleep, breathe, Republic to work for Leva. Loyalty is non-negotiable. When Miguel was promoting eat sleep, breathe Republic to work for Leva. Loyalty is non-negotiable. When Michele was promoting a club, he had to prove his loyalty. You're suspended! We record it Republic.

We play harder Republic. So when you don't work at Republic, you do both. At Republic. I gave my cheating ex another chance. Joe Bradley was up in his fields, and for his second there was a glimmer. We have our problems. She'd have no choice but to tell Never like why did you tell? I wasn't there. I told you I had a party and I was walking up

It's hard for me to make people happy at republic. Thank you Thank you Wow Republic Republic everybody I mean they really are acting like this is like the shit, right? Like I mean, the fact that she says we are the lucky few that get to bring magic after night. You're not in the Marines. Okay. You're claiming piss sprinkles off the floor. You know what I mean? Like, come on. You are serving espresso martinis to men in Tommy Bahama shirts and cargo shorts. But I love this line. We work harder at Republic. We play harder at Republic. So when you

don't work at Republic, you lose both. You don't get to play or work ever again at Republic. What do you do? You can't play or work at Republic. What do you do? Oh my God, they are just like obsessed. Like the brand loyalty on this show is insane. I mean, really, I have to show is the half this episode is about Mikkel coming out to his friend and the other half is people being like, how could you do that to the brand?

Why could you do that republic as a brand? You can't do that in republic, it's a brand. And we see why Maddie is the queen of Republic because she really cares, guys. She says things like, um, cutting lines is not rocket science. And then, um, going up to the other waitresses and being like, guys, I was going to do sodas in these crafts last just because I don't want it to go flat. So hope you're all taking notes. That's a good life hack. It's good life hack to the sodas and the crafts last. Get those

back optimal bubbles. Yeah. So Leva's doing the thing, the Lisa Vanderpump thing where she walks around and pretends like she's actually taking care of. She's over there. And she's never there. Okay, I can tell you this right now from just watching two episodes of this shit. Leva is never there, nobody knows who she is, and she's very uncomfortable being there. She looks as uncomfortable on this show, which is her own show, as she did on Southern Charm. She just looks like why was I called here?

Why? Who called me to come here? Just for sure. So Leva announces that, Michele, and for those who don't remember, Michele was the, uh, was the, not the promoter, but like, what do they, yeah, the promoter, oh, promoter, okay. He was the promoter, not the promoter, but he's one of the leaders. Well, I was, my full sentence was he was the promoter who got fired or suspended.

So, um, he is like, he is groveling for his old job back because like, I mean, Maddie said it all. I mean, he can't work or play anymore. So he needs his job back. So Leva is giving him a bar back shift. So he's going to have to like be at the bottom of the totem bowl to in order to get his job back. Yes. And will and TJ are loving this because they, you know, TJ is, but TJ is the one who's like, how could you do that to Republic? How could you do this to Republic?

When you heard Republic, you had all of us, all of us are hurting because you had for what? Like he is. It's like one bad apple to ruin the apple martinis. So he is going to love hurting. Michele because Michele had the nerve to hurt the brand. And love says, yeah, he's like a truly going to earn his place back because like he's just going to be a bar of ocking.

And he just like, yeah, well, I feel like he has a lot to prove. I'm like, I need to, I need to do that thing where he puts one hand in front of his eyes. Like, it's like a little wall. As if he's almost saying it secretly, but he's saying it in full voice. Like, yeah. He has so much to prove. After he promoted a club somewhere else, I mean, he nearly destroyed Republack, destroyed. And love us like, yeah, well, he's gonna be a bar back

because I want you all to know that you're not too good to do a job, okay? I go to the bathroom and I like wipe the bathroom down. And some girls like, oh my God, do you work here? You're just so beautiful. And I'm like, oh my God, yes, I do. And then they say, are you serious? Are you one of these select few

that gets to bring magic every single night of the week? And I say, yes, I am one of the select few. You're welcome. So, Mikhail comes in and he hugs her. You know, she's like, hi, how are you feeling, Mikhail? He's like, she says, hi, how are you feeling, Mikhail? He's like, um, uh, oh, she says, Hi, how are you feeling? And it cuts to TJ giving this like, I can't believe she would ask us someone feels when they're not even part of the Republic family anymore.

And you don't speak to the non-select few. Yeah. And she's like, Oh, yeah, you don't have a uniform to you. And he's like, yeah, I've never dressed for this. I've only ever dressed myself, which you might be able to see by my Yen and Yang Gilligan hat and my Marshall's Louis Vuitton knockoff golf shirt. And if you dressed yourself, Mikael? No, no.

That was, he definitely has a t-shirt. This was his passive aggressive way of trying to be like, I'm not normally at this position. So Mikhail tells us, like, the worst part was that I felt like I let Leva and Lamar down and like, they are the most prominent people in my life. And I want to show Leva and Lamar that their investment has knock on to shit and shambles. So if this would have taken, then fuck it. I'm like, this poor guy that Leva and Lamar are the most prominent people in his life, the most prominent people in his life, the most prominent leva in Lamar.

They're the most prominent figures in my life, he said. I was like, wow. Oh, sorry. And figures. Just that saying, like, man, you're the most prominent figure in my life. Okay. Can we get into internships somewhere for crying out? Can we get him to go in?

I mean, like, we got to raise this profile. I'm the Kelter's or is about her for sure. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So, um, Leva goes to talk to him in the office and get him a uniform, etc. And the guys are like, haha, TJ is like, haha, ah, ah, ah, thinking he can get back into Republic. And so Joe comes over, because remember Joe's very important to Joey Marbles comes over and he's like, I gotta like shut up for her, okay?

Like we're gonna shut up like all the tables, guys, all the tables, so I get those set up. Oh, also do the tables, don't forget the, yeah, thanks person who works in a restaurant. Thanks. Thanks glowing personality. So then don't forget to get the ponies ready for tonight.

All right. Don't forget to use a door has to open and then you close it. So then, so then will is like, well, because will is the other bar. He's the bartender who wants to be a lawyer and he's like, wow, Mikkel. Mikkel wants to work for the company,

but she's putting him at the bottom of the Totem pole. And TJ goes, which he should be. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why is he so long up on Mikkel? Mikkel, I mean, yes, Mikkel deserved to be suspended, but TJ is so intensely against Mikkel. Yeah.

Yeah. You have to earn a place. I'm not public. Yes, I feel like that's been. But also, I have that burn of face. I brought public. You have to. I feel like it's been. But also, I have to say it's been so long. I feel like since Bravo has put on a show that has actually two active gaze on it. Yeah.

So I feel like we haven't been able to enjoy gay fighting. Really? No, we haven't. I feel like. And it's also a gift to us because usually there's only one gay. It's like, look, we're so inclusive. Here's one gay person who says one thing a year, you know, but now there's two. And I don't have to feel as guilty when I hate one, you know, because I love

Michal. So I'm like, okay, so I really love Michal. So if I hate the other one, it's okay, right? Because there is that part of me that's like, am I just self-hating or is TJ terrible? But by the end of this, TJ's just TJ is fucking terrible, okay? He's a pretty little twat, he's like the church lady. He looks like Dana Carvy playing the church lady, just sitting up there being like, you have to earn it in a republic. Like sit down Carvy. Yeah, although there is a part of me that does wish I could be a TJ sometimes because I feel like I have an inner TJ and it comes out when I go to the airport And I just like look at people and they get in the way and stuff and there's part of me that wants to be like

Do you realize what you're doing? This is Republic? Okay? But you mean I'm a boarding group see Southwest Airlines This is a very Republic of Yale Use the touchscreen you could place your order with the touch screen. Why are you standing there? This is Republic. Listen to yourself, master. You're never going to work or play hard again at Republic. If I don't get my peanuts right now, we are part of the select few that are part of boarding group five. Adam, I wait. So there is like that is the voice that, by the way, happens in my head at every singular port.

So I can attest to that because that voice is a prominent that I can hear it coming out of your head. My eyes. It's in my eyes. So Leva is showing me Cal around in the kitchen and stuff. And she's like, so before you do all the ice, we actually put those down and just go make sure all the bathrooms are clean and then wash your hands

and come back up. That's right. You have to wash your hands at Republican. So there's like one, there's only like one late-text glove left in like one box. So Mikael's like, there's no more gloves. So then he's like, I guess here's what I'm gonna do. So he like wraps his hand and saran wrap. And Matt is like,

Michele, there's like a hundred thousand percent more gloves. A thousand percent. No, there's not a thousand percent. And then like the next shot, he just has full blue latex gloves on. Like clearly implying that they like she pulled out a box that was very obviously under the other box that was empty. Or just pulled them out of her little fan-y pack that she cares. I am the queen, I'm the queen of Republic. I live, breathe, laugh, and buy latex gloves for Republic. So we see him doing at the bathroom

and then we see him learning to cut limes and scooping ice and stuff and TJ and Will or the bar still and TJ's like did you hear him scooping and Well, it's like yeah snap crackle pop baby I miss that but I also maybe or maybe I blocked it out because I don't understand what that means scooping snap snap crackle and pop He's scooping ice. That's Chris, but I love that TJ is just so just loving the shot and power trip of hearing someone scooping that. Did you hear him scooping?

What a loser. He's lucky even gets to touch their eyes that republic. So this ice was flown in all the way from across the street. So then we just see Mikael just slaving away as a bar back. And at one point, like a girl who I guess he knows is like, oh my god, Mikael has the bars open. And she's like, look at my phone. And she's like, Mikael, what do you think about this?

He's like, oh, it's a vibe. I love that bucket hat. And T.J. goes, Mikhail, what do you think about this stuff? And he's like, oh, that's a vibe. I love that bucket hat. And T.J. goes, first night, come on. No talking to guests. Find something to do. Find Rob. He's Rob. I don't know.

I made up the name, but he's here somewhere. Find it! No calling people a vibe on your first night. Will's like Mikhail is sweating. He's supposed to be working hard, but T.J. has to be working hard back. KJ's really enjoying this too much. So then Maddie is, um, talking to some guests and, no, mom,

mom, three moms and a daughter. But remember that the guests at Republic are the top shelf guests in all of trusted and you cannot get in here. Okay. So we see who she's talking to and the girl's like, Mom, this is the lady who helped us for the New Year's table. Remember that? And her mom's tried to put on a wrist band.

And she's like, oh yeah, your rock star. Okay. Three members of the Talbot's loyalty club have arrived. And so it's basically Selena Gomez. Yeah, so Joe Bradley and Maddie like double teaming them, like we're going to get you to best table, the best tables. Then Joe tells us Maddie is like my work partner. And like, oh, yeah, sorry, I'd have to say he sort of sounds like he's about to yon. I didn't get the moment. He talks like he's in that half-yon thing. He does. Yeah, matters. Matters is my work partner and like my partner

with crime and like our dynamic is amazing at work. Like she has something about her. I think maybe it's the way her eyes bulge or she doesn't really look at me or she carries latex gloves in her pockets. She's just stunning. She's beautiful. It might be the warbants that she's constantly chewing

because she can no longer produce the live on her own, but it's something. We just click. Like the way sometimes I'll just stare at her with my mouth gapped open and she'll look at me and then look away. It's like clicking. It's such a click. Oh my Samsung. I.

Duh. Duh. Duh. Um, so he's just watching Maddie and Maddie's like, like, it's nerve-wracking and shit. Like I just, oh, because she's talking to Trevor outside. Trevor bike taxi romance of her life, you know. People's up in this bike taxi. Takes a break for some bike taxi and.

And she's like, yeah, it's just like nerve-wracking and shit-travel because I just want to like slowly like get you back in with people. And he's like, the people that I like, I think they think that I'm like good. Okay. And she tells us, me and Trevor, like, I have to see how it's going to go. Because like, when Trevor cheated on me, like not only did Trevor hurt me, he hurt 50 to other employees at Republack. Because I'm going to be there. Like people are putting cigarettes from him. This self-embalmed, wild bitch. She thinks every single person who works

under her is like cares about her love life for crying out loud. You didn't just cheat on me. You cheated on Republic. You cheated on Republic. You cheated on every single Maraschino cherry that TJ has put into his bar area. I died. Just like people were bringing cigarettes on him. His motorcycle was pushed over. People were fucking, uh, rude. What is this like West Side Story? What's going on here?

Boy, boy. Like what? What is this like west side story? What's going on here? Boy boy like what All these bike taxis just start coming slowly at each other on the side out Bike taxes that bike tax yours versus republics Just kids to girl named Maddie. I want to live in a republic. So Maddie is like a pay name. Oh Trevor goes wait, who says this? Oh yeah, Trevor Trevor's like, yeah, then I came to a public three weeks ago. I had like four girls come up to me at Republic and be like, I will kill you at Republic. And Maddy goes, you know what?

I have to see it through. I mean, I'm doing it for myself. I'm a good boss because I'm a good boss, not because of who I did. And I hope that who I did doesn't change that. So this guy who cheated on you, who's terrible to you, who rides a bicycle taxi, you have to see it through somehow because you feel something, I don't understand.

I don't understand. Not to mention he happened to show up right when there were TV cameras around back in your life. So then Maddie is talking to Joe because he's been watching this whole time. He's like, yeah, I have business over here at the bike stand. So just hanging out here. Hey, do those tables. Do those tables over there. So he's like, normally I would comment on that, like Trevor being here and you like talking, but I'll just kind of like give you space,

like to talk about it, like to think about it a republic And she's like, yeah, you know, it's not like a normal thing like I'm showing up here at republic It's just like it's like republic, you know Yeah, it goes you know when you call someone your best friend It's like it's like really hard not to tell them how you feel but like there's like more that I want to tell Maddie like Hold on Once jeeter always Jeter. Yeah. I said it.

He's like, he's like so happy that he said that on the camera. So then inside TJ is like, Mikal, I need some great food at Repub like Mikal. He's like, okay. So he's trying to get. So now he has to go get some triple sec, because TJ just keeps, you know, barking out orders, and then he spills a little triple sec, and then he gets two bottles and TJ's like, not that triple sec.

And the guy, I think Tony, is like, he only likes, TJ only likes glass bottles of triple sec. Yeah, like they clearly didn't show a scene. It was kind of actually kind of amazing editing. We've seen Mikhail grab the plastic bottles and spilling one bottle all over himself, which is kind of hilarious, like you said. And then it just cuts to him speaking to someone else

being like, Tisha doesn't like glass bottles, which means that there was a scene somewhere on the editing room floor in the Joan Crawford style of no more wire hangers like glass bottles of triple neck. Oh my god out of my face and bring me a grapefruit. So Mikael's like, oh god, I'm trying to get it, but honestly, I just want to go home and this girl named Eva's like, um, even though you like to wear a caribou for, it's like hard, right? He's like, yeah. You're still learning. Yeah, you're still learning. It's really hard. So now it's the next day. And our star Grace Lillia is in the mirror,

giving yourself affirmations when beautiful, strong, powerful, successful, glowing, radiant, hula hoop goddess. And then she just like, just a full head, you know hair flip around in the mirror and like kisses her stuff. So then we got a Davis new condo slash office and Grace is coming for a meeting and Grace is like, Hi, how are you? I'm exhausted. I'm so exhausted. Love is like, yeah, same here. Where are you exhausted? Your eyelids have a, because your eyelashes don't fit. So, just a 10. Yeah, so, Leva's like, we was grace again.

I was like, we were just down. Grace Lilly, yeah, she was crazy in my brain. I just had such a brain fart that I couldn't conceive of Grace Lilly as just Grace. I was like, Grace from Annie came to me. She's like, I think you're gonna like it here. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Did you guys, I just hope everyone witnessed that. That I literally had a scene where I did Grace Lilly doing affirmations. And then you said, so then Grace goes into 11. I can wait, who's Grace? That's what this show is doing. It's my brain. Brett Butler. Shock man, listen here, Levo. All right. this show is doing. So my brain. Brett Butler. Shock man, listen here, Leva.

All right. Call this a restaurant. Better better dinner. Bucky's bitch. So, uh, Leva's like, yeah, so Maddie said she had a table coming down to Burma Bubbles and she got there and you weren't there. And so, you know, you kind of like, you made a mock of it. Like, do you have an explanation?

She's like, oh, well, I just wasn't really feeling good and I was having a migraine and you know, it's like my sinuses and like the pollen and my allergies and dehydration. And like, you know, the moon is in the third chamber of the sun right now and I just, I wasn't taking care of myself. I got you some soul searching. Yeah, you know, Mount Nutrition, the hydrate is sinking to my gin Monday's, martini Monday's, taco Tuesday's, it's got a lot. It is a lot. And love is like, yeah, but that's like life. Yo, I know, but I can't have an excuse like that to give you right. You're like, no, for three shifts a week, you can't. Okay?

And here's what you're giving me right now. Grace Lellie. A boner? I'll get that a lot. No. You're giving me checked out. Okay. Oh, I love that.

I love being checked out. That's why I try to look this way. No, no, emotionally checked. Listen. And Drew Grace is like, listen, I apologize. And I'm going to make it right. And I, I apologize. And I'm gonna make it right. And I will prove to you what I'm deserving of this position because I wanna come back

and I wanna work at Republic. Okay, I wanna work and play at Republic. How do you feel about bringing me back for not? How about just one night? She's bringing you here to yell at you for not doing your job and not coming to work three days a week. And you're like, can I have a raise? And I was like, yeah, I can't put you back

at Republic when you're not excelling at what I'm giving you at not Republic. Well, I don't know how to work a spreader sheet. No. Excelling not the, not the computer program. So Grace, Grace Lily's like really mad at Maddie because she felt like Maddie snitched on her. And that's why she did. She did.

She did. She did. So Leva goes, you know, I see something in you. I think you have magic in sales if you're present. I mean, I just, I can't stop. I'm just transfixed by you. I just thought, my eyes just go left and right. If they're hill to the hoop right, that explains it. Yes, does. So then let's see, love us like, yeah, you know guys race horses make you a lot of money if they're present. And like Grace Lilly is like my race horse. If it was up to Lamar, she would have been caught years ago.

I'm like, honey, this one's gonna win for us. This one's gonna win for us. And then Grace goes, no one is G Lilly. G Lilly can sell. I'm gonna show you who G Lilly is. I wanna see that. I do too, you have a boner, right? Yep, no, please stop asking me if I have a boner.

Okay? Listen, what I don't have is more neck. More neck to stick out for you. Yeah. I don't care it. So now it's, it's your neck made of sticks. It's a day shift, and we know because everyone's stressed and white. And Maddie goes,

One question, people always ask me, what's the difference between inside and outside? Well, inside has a cover in case it rains. And outside, it rains. Inside has walls and you have to use lights at night outside no walls and I use still lights at night So then Will walks up. He's just gonna party tonight and he's with Mia and They're like little besties and They're talking about Heather hungoverover. And she's like, I'm built different,

so I'm never hungover. And she tells us that Will is her guy. And when we're not working at Republic, we're drinking together at Republic. I love it at Republic. So Mia and Will walk up to TJ to order some drinks, and if they're trying to talk with him But like it's too loud. So it's like hey, let's go over here

So he they like go to the to inside There's a remember inside I suppose outside Inside big is what happens in the questions about the difference. I'm here. Okay, but it all wants to know What what inside is versus outside? I? Got you. Okay, because there's only a select few of us that really understand it. Maddie's just working the questions counter.

So anyways, they go and they sit inside and they're just talking shit. They're talking shit about Mia because like, so not Mia about Grace Lilly because Will and Mia went to Bourbon and Bubbles last night. And Mia's like, Grace Lilly didn't even know what sections were open or what tables were open or what seats were open or anything.

Did she know about inside and outside? No, no. She probably didn't even know the numbers of the tables. She was like, oh, I work here. And Mia says, yeah. And so I'm like, can I get a bottle and just sit with my friends, because I had six of us.

And she's like, oh, yeah, let's just go in here together and pick one out. And I'm like, oh, I could have just done that myself. Let me guess. You put three of your friends inside and three of them outside, because you didn't even realize there was a difference between the spaces. What an idiot. That's what. Background needs to get off Instagram and work, because we are all working our asses off.

We don't have time to be posting on social media. You have to earn your way at Republic. I'm like, you guys are literally all not working right now. You have to have to have time for this. You got a crowd of people outside. Okay. The crowd of people from Tommy Baham, I'm trying to order their Apple Martinez. And you're inside talking about Grace Lilly. So then we get some insight into T.J.'s pathos.

And he's like, the restaurant industry in Charleston is my career. And I take it seriously. I feel like people like Grace Lilly and Mikhail don't take it seriously. And it makes me feel like my career is a joke You take that very seriously, which is why he's working at the Republic which has two reverse Michelin stars where like They have like that boy stars We've got two jiffy loom stars.

You're a loom. I have two jiffy loom stars. Oh, so, so then Mia is saying, you know, for someone who's as zodiac driven and as ethereal as what she says, I'm like, let's pause to let your cast members figure out what ethereal means. Okay, we're back. Because I'm expecting some sort of guru style transformation when I talk to her, but it's just about how many likes she gets an Instagram in She goes, yeah, she likes her own pictures on Instagram. Like someone tell her we can see it. We can see you like your own photos. And then we just it cuts to Grace Lily at that

valet stand outside just staring herself going oh yeah that's hot love it so hot. Cheat Lily Bob. It's wavy baby. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. And then we go to Mikkel and Maddie, getting a manipedi, and he like never gets them because he's tickler, so he's like laughing. He's also very much like the sort of person that's going to do a big laugh, a bit like, you know, that's outsize to how much he's being tickled. Like the tech touches his foot and he's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Regis. Well, it's a tradition on Southern Charm for guys to go get a mani-pedi and be like, oh man, getting a mani-pedi. Oh, that tickles on me. It's like the 10th time we've seen this on Southern Charm, you're so cool, Tony. It was like the 10th time we've seen this. That's true, Southern charm, you know.

So he's gonna get all black nails. And Matt is like, wow, that's kind of fire. That's punk. I like it. You have been approved by the queen of Republic. But then later, didn't we see that he had blue nails? Yeah, I did like have, see foam nails or something? Yeah, see foam slime.

Yeah, it was like punk meets like... Golden girls. Yeah. Right, see foam. Yeah, like, mm-hmm. I mean, what were you gonna say? Hi, I hope it was Golden Girls. I was, I was trying to, I'll think of a see film example on the floor.

I didn't know that was gonna land so worked out pretty well We work hard at golden girls. We play hard at golden girls and if you don't have golden girls, you're missing out on both Number one question I get what is the difference between see-thumb and black? When has walls and when does it? She don't know how to answer that one question that's your auto answer so one you have a wireless plan one you know that c phone which isn't even a real thing oh okay yeah so then mckel goes into his plot he's like well you know I'm going to dinner with my brother

and I'm going with my nails like this. So we'll see, because like I'm exploring myself and she goes, yeah, do what you want. I mean, who cares? And he goes, that's easier than said than done when you're around your church family. I was like, see, Mikkel was built for TV. It's like, I get to go on TV.

Great, I'm coming out of the closet. I'm just gonna need a second episode. Plotline built in. Let's like, I get to go on TV. Great. I'm coming out of the closet. The second episode plot line building. Let's do this. He's like, I'm not out in the church at all. I think a part of me still struggles with being that free. Yes. Do you know how hard it is to cross that bridge and have to put a shirt on under your blazer? It is defect, halt girl. I mean, that look, everyone, everyone comes out on their own and their own pace has their own journey et cetera yada yada yada but there is some there is a part of me that's like um

the way mckel's like no one in my family knows that I am gay I'm like girl oh oh hahaha hahaha

hahaha hahaha Oh Also, there is part of me that's jealous because I mean why didn't I monetize my coming out? It's just so what a wasteful coming out like having a meaningful conversation with people. I should have made money off of that shit like what the hell It's never too late, you know? Just go back in the closet. I'm coming out again. Everybody get over here and bring a present. So yeah, so he's saying, imagine living two lives, but within one body. I'm like, hello, I have seen all of me, okay?

Steve Martin, Willie Jomlin. I'm saying, try being 97 housewives in one body. All right. Then give me a call. Try doing a below deck recap. Okay. So both of his parents are pastors.

And he's like, if I told him that I was gay, that could be the one thing that could end our relationship. And he says, you know, like, Michele could be dressed up and having fun, but if Michael does it, you know, Michael's very reserved. And I just feel like a hypocrite. Yeah, and so Matt, he's like, well, if they write you off because of that,

then they're not fucking worth your time. Anyway, I'm like, well, this is parents. So yeah, just parents, you know, I'm like, it only gets as simple as that. Yeah, so she's, she tells them that and then she says, you know, you should do it. You're going to have a weight off your shoulder, you know, and you won't have to be like Hannah Montana anymore. And he's like, haha, haha, so listen, if your parents reject you, they reject, republic, you better warn them about that. Question, when you come out to them, will it be inside or outside?

Because I have some recommendations. If you do, if you come out to people but you're indoors, is that more like you're coming into them? I don't, this is little challenging for me. So then Bradley, the personal trainer, goes over to Grace Thilly's house and she's like, Hi, how are you? Oh my God, thanks for coming all the way out here.

Yeah, I need to pump the glutes. Let's go. So he's, he by the way, looks miserable during this scene. He's like, I guess I have to do this if I want to be on the show. So he said that he looks like he's shaking, I guess I have to do this if I want to be on the show. So um, he said that he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he know, I just want to have more of a routine for myself because that makes my makes me feel good to have a routine. I'm like, here's a routine. Go to work. It's literally a routine. Literally a routine. So she's like, oh my god, we have to stop because I'm sweat and I'm going to take a break. So I'm going to put forth some more effort

and to beat some bubbles, cause love has adamant about it. And you've always been the nicest to me, Bradley. And I mean, I like with who I work with at beat some bubbles, but it's like so much drama, cause like TJ is so hard to get along with. Like, well, so let me keep talking about my Instagram, like I'm a slut and a sugar baby. And I was thinking, well, this probably an exaggeration. And then it custody tea,

like, oh my God, look at her Instagram. What a slut. What a sugar baby sugar baby slut. Oh my God. This post was liked by a sugar baby slut. Oh my God. It's her. Oh my God. It doesn't even look like her. Look each different picture. She edits differently. What a slut. Wow. She's slut filter on this one. The horror filter on that one. That's classy. Up row with the blazer. She's about to fart in that one. Yeah, T.J. sucks. So, uh, Grace is Grace Lilly's like, um, I mean, it's not like I'm patting my purse or some. I'm just like popping my booty, like on the dance floor. Yeah, I mean, no one knows what my pussy looks like, except for the list of guys I've hooked up with on my phone.

Look, this is my list. Okay. Oh, I remember him. Oh, that one was good. He was a two-pomper. Oh, that was good. Oh, hey, they all have beards. Like, when she said, when she said, no one's seen my pussy, but those people on this list on my phone, I'm not going to be able to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a What point do you just stop keeping a list? It's like me on the, my fitness palette, you know, you write down your calories. When it gets to three pages, I just stop, you know. And she says,

well, am I getting chewed out because of what I post? I'm gonna do me, okay, I'm in my prime right now, okay, I'm like a rot mango, I'm sweet, I'm juicy, and some people may have an allergic reaction to me around their lips Like a rot mango So then she just giggles So then we go to Michele calling Maddie because he's freaking out front of this restaurant because he has to come out to his Brother like his best friend at church Anthony, so he's like, oh my God, he hasn't shown up yet.

Can I still run away? What am I doing? I'm just not ready for this. Oh my God. So he's acting like he's so scared to come out, but he is like, he is yearning deeply to come out because he sits down at the restaurant at the table and the waitress comes by and asks him

if he wants something to drink. And he goes, um, I don't ever drink tequila, but I'm going to put in a margarita and like make it very, very, very, very strong. If you know what I'm saying, I'm like, I don't think she cares if you never drink tequila. He wants her to say, oh my God, what's going on, sweetie, but she just doesn't fall for it. So he's like, yeah, I just need a strong, it's been one of those days, am I? I just need a real strong drink. She's like, oh my god, he's coming out again. Everybody. All right, get the five shots and a floater.

So Maddie's like giving them a pep talk and she's like, luckily I'm working too. So you're not going to be alone after this. I'll see you in like literally not that long. Okay. So then we see a picture literally not that long, which is an indefinite amount of time. I'm literally going to see you at some point. So listen, we've come out, you know, very different. Everybody has their own coming. I was, listen, you don't get to speak for me. It's a conversation. I'm a very straight person doing a podcast about Bravo. So we've had our coming out times, you know, like everybody gets to have their own story, but I think one thing this universal is that when you come out you want people to just be fucking shocked. I mean, I wanted to be like, I'm gay and everybody to be like, no, and like fall down on the ground just completely shocked. And

they just aren't. They aren't ever. I don't know anybody that's ever come out that people are like, oh really? Everyone's like, we know, you know? Oh, do we have to talk about it? We knew it and we thought you were doing us a favor of not having to discuss it with you. But I guess here we go. I know it is true. Well, I think when I came out, my, no, I shocked, I shocked one person when I came out.

I think it was more that they weren't expecting it at that moment. I think they suspected that I was gay, but at that moment, they thought this was not a coming out dinner or something like that. I just like, was it like in the middle of a movie or something? It's like in the middle. I was like, you know, I don't like men in black anymore.

Okay, guys, I'm gay. So, you know, it's the climax of Harry Potter. You're like, am I right? And I'm gay. But I do remember, because you have to come out, like several times when you come out, actually, you just have a lot of conversations. And I remember talking to my friend,

a seam, who is straight. And he was like, my, one of like my closest straight friends. I was like, that's always sort of scary. He was my Anthony, and I was the Mikkel. So I told him, I was like, so, I see him, I'm gay. And he goes, hmm, I think, and without missing a beauty, he goes, you're gonna have to start dressing better. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very surprised, believe it or not. I'm like a little replica of her. Her name is Rhonda and my name is Rhondle.

Is anyone really, I would walk around the house in her dresses and her high heels and wigs from her closet. She's a gay icon for crying out loud. She was like, you're lying. I said, no, I'm not lying. She said, well, that's what the therapist said that you're gay and I just didn't believe it. And I said, well, Mom, I mean, no one else is shocked.

Oh, everyone knows? I said, yeah, Mom, I mean, no one else is shocked. Oh, everyone knows. I said, yeah, she goes, well, she's like, you see, you're just doing this to hurt me. You're just doing this to piss me off. Like, this is your ultimate way to say, telling everybody that who knows? And so I told her everybody, who knew,

which was everybody, but everybody knew, you know? She's like, no. And I feel like she's still trying to catch me in it She's still trying to like kick you out of the gay closet. You are straight Yeah, but otherwise everybody is like yeah, we know Ronnie calm down. I'm like where my gif Well, it's my parade There you go so Yeah, that being said, so, Binkell, he's like talking, making sort of small talk.

He's really trying to get Anthony to be like, what are you with, wait, what's going on? And he's putting his fingers out like really prominently because he know he's got the nails on, right, which is sort of suggesting he might be part of the queer community. So he's sort of like, he's practically doing like an invisible piano, like air piano in front of him. He's just got these figures everywhere on his face. He's drinking like a drink with his pinky out and everything. Like he's got those nails, the front and center.

Yeah, and Anthony's so sweet. He's such a nice guy. He's like, hey bro, what are you doing? And he's like, oh, literally, just got my nails done. So he's like, oh, they look good. So that's cool. He's like, okay, then. So, working, you know, what a bar back is. Anthony's like, yeah, it's like when gay guys have sex with

that condoms, right? Pretty cool. I support it. He's like, no, a bar back. Anthony's just ready for you to come at it any moment, you know. Yeah, he's ready. So, Michele's like, so I'm like trying to figure out my sexuality. Meanwhile, he's saying this with like a pinky, holding his pineapple drink with a pinky out. I'm trying to figure out my sexuality and I like men, but I also like women at the exact same time. It's like, and he's like,

I just always wanted to say that. And Anthony's like, yeah, I know. I never expected it because I just saw, I never thought much because I just saw his to say that and Anthony's like, yeah, I know. I never expected it because I just thought much because I just saw you as my best friend. No, I was so sweet. So sweet. And he's like, and I know it's tough for you. And Mikhail says, yeah, but like you're the first person

I'm telling from the church. I mean, how's everyone gonna process this? And Anthony's like, well, I mean, I can't speak for everyone, but for me and my mom, you're family. And we have nothing but love for you. I'm sure it's gonna be okay. And Michele's like, oh my God, I really appreciate the genuine sense of,

this is you and I love you, no matter what sort of thing. And that makes me more confident. You know, the weight, the weight is off my shoulders. I love you, man. Yeah, it's very sweet. It is sweet. And then he's like, so are you and your mom working at Republic now?

Because you just said your family, and I thought Republic was the only family that existed. So that hits Sunday. And so Mia goes over to Emmy's apartment. We haven't seen Emmy all episodes. So Emmy. I missed Emmy. I love Emmy. I automatically press with Emmy.

I love Emmy. Well, we were impressed last week that she had her own apartment. And it's a nice, it's like a studio, but it looks very nice. And she put together a really excellent Charcuterie board. I mean, we've had to sit through

some real bad Charcuterie boards that have been like, you know, on Vanoprom Rules, you know, Brittany getting something from Trader Joe's. And we put together a good charcootery. I have a feeling she bought that. I mean, she did, she did have the worst. Well, then she saw her with all to like put it on a,

like wooden board or something, which was cute. Yeah, but yeah, she she's I really like Amy. I like Amy. And so Mia comes over and she's like, oh my God, this is amazing. Did you make this? And then we say, oh yeah. So then they talk about how Mia's really close with, well, and that's a nice boyfriend. And so, and Amy's like, yeah, you know, like I'm planning this thing for us all to get together at this place called Finn Park. And like, oh my God, it's like bumper cars.

You should see this picture of me. It's just a kid doing bumper cars. Hold on, let me look for it. Oh, it's here right on the top of my phone. Look at this, are you ready for this? Are you ready for it? I love her, I love her backstory. Like everyone gets a little backstory.

You know, Michele's like, I grew up, I'm sorry, it's still an Emmy voice. He's like, I grew up my parents were passed with a group in the church. And then Joey's is like, I was a chubby kid. Okay, and then I like, so hard to look good. I found girls and hers is like, I went bumper car racing.

He's like, he's got the most interesting backstory, because then we see the picture of her as a little kid, and she's got her head tilted down, but her eyes looking up. Like she looks like she's going to murder some. She looks like a murderous child from like a 90s movie, you know. I mean, because that's terrifying. You look like you're out for blood. And by the way, about Joey Marbles, one of our listeners

sent us a DM and was basically like, I grew up with Joey Marbles, he was never a chubby kid, he was always like perfectly like, he was like perfect body or whatever, I guess that's weird to say about someone I was like, but he was always like, like, he was not a chubby little kid the way he's saying and they sent photo photographic proof. So that whole sob story that he was giving. He's giving a fake ex fat storyline. Joey Marbles. How dare you.

How dare it? Or he just has crazy body dysmorphia. No. Oh, that's, that's detestable. Actually, that's terrible. How dare you? I gotta find those pictures. I saw that I was, that was over the weekend

when I was busy doing stuff, and I was like, oh my god, this is amazing. I have to remember to talk about this and save those photos. And then I didn't save the photos, save the photos. Although I think I wasn't sure, I think I was like, I don't know if I should put the photos up

because that's, I don't know if that's like a violation of code of DM stuff, but I will Terrible how dare you serve that's true. So They're talking about What's her buttons Maddie of course because like I'm the leader so they're talking about her and getting back together with Trevor and Should they invite him to bumper carday? And Emmy's like, yeah, so I told Trevor that I would cut off his dick and

make him eat it if he hurt her. And he's like, I would help you saute it in butter and garlic. I was like, wow. Whoa. I appreciate that. Like adding some culinary expertise into that. Why are you making his dick taste better for him though? Don't do that.

Yeah, she's like, I'm going to actually, I'm going to go for a roux, a garlic roux. I'm going to sous-vis his dick that way I can get eliminated from top chef. So then, so now they start talking about guys for Mia and she's talking about, she's saying, by the way, I really like Mia, this is a big Mia episode, we didn't get a lot of fun in the pilot, but she's really, really coming through this one.

And she's saying how, she's like, she really likes men who are obsessed with her. And, she's like, if it's like a weirdo or a creep, then no. I'm like, wow, that's, what are refreshing take on dating that you are not interested on in people who are bureaus and creeps.

Yeah, I'm not interested in you. You're changing the whole game, you know? Yeah. And she's like, yeah, I think for me, like, I just like, I think I'm going to move to a different path with like guys with like a tinge of ugly, okay? Like a Pete Davidson type. And then he's like, oh yeah, like hot, but you don't have to wake up next to a male model every day, like, well, and we see pictures of well being not a male model at all. So I'm not really sure. Perfectly nice looking person. He's like a male model, like Ralph Lauren, stay away, okay? It's like a perfectly fine bank teller, you know, just like,

well, do you want that all in cash? 20s? Do you want 20s? That like it's like the John Budges, like you go to a John Budges, like, hey, they got to work in John Budges, this sort of good looking. Yeah. And then you go on with your day. So do you think he gets lip injections? It's like one of those things like at the end of the day, you're like, I'm still thinking about the guy who made my carrot Jesus lips. Why is that?

Because I want him or is it because they're oddly injected? I feel like Will is like a John Budges 8, but I'm a Paris Fashion Week 3. He's a Baja fresh six. I think it's a Baja fresh seven actually. I mean, give him extra point of Baja fresh. I'll give him the extra point only because I feel like he orders the large guacamole. Right. So, but he's, I think he's also a London Fashion Week five because I feel like his look probably goes a little bit better in London.

No, he goes higher in London Fashion Week. Yes, in London, they love his look. It's like, is he really hot or is he from a Charles Dickinson Huffle? You know, you're right. Yeah, because I was telling you before I had just started to watch industry and literally half the cast looks like Will. So yeah, he's probably like a London Fashion Week 8 to be honest. Yeah.

For our, I love Will now. So weird. So we feel like a London fashion we get to be honest. Yeah. For our love will now so weird. So we feel like the contextualize him. They start talking about Will and I mean, he's like, yeah, I mean, there's some past problems with us. Like I'm not gonna say there's not, but like I really put in work with that relationship. I mean, it's like, I'm not saying you didn't put in work about Fatman has put in a work.

And so Emmy tells us that she broke up with Will, you know, a long time ago, like back in 2021. The show was shot in 2021, by the way, everybody. She know. Yeah. And so like Will pursued me at full speed, okay? I mean, I never expect him to come back with like a love letter and diamond earrings. I mean, he showed up at my place of work with food. He slept on my futon. Okay. He was pursuing me as hard as anyone's ever pursued me and it worked.

I'm like, he was talking to you. What is that? This is terrible. He's a love bomber. He was like, well, I met this guy on social and I was like where are you and he's like Hawaii is it I wrote Miami, but didn't he say why would he just say Hawaii actually? Yeah, I wrote Miami. So yeah, he said like Hawaii and like he's like I work online and I was like Amazon And he was like no, and I was like door dash and he was like no, and I was like eBay He's like no, and I was like zap Dore Dash, and he was like, no, and I was like, eBay, and he was like, no, and I was like, zap us! And he was like, no.

No, only fans. Only fans. And then Emmy goes, so did you just subscribe? She goes, yeah, and which I thought was funny, because I feel like I thought you'd be like, no, discuss it, but she's like, yeah, he has like over 7,000 subscribers. And like, he's just like living in Hawaii, jumping off cliffs, jerking off.

So like I subscribe at the $11 premium content level. And I asked him, what's the weirdest request you ever got? And he said, some girl wanted to fuck me to fuck a cake. And I think he did it. That was me. I was that girl. Like, did you say that video? I am inherently more intrigued by Hawaii Only Fans Guy than I think most of the men on this show. I know. He's already outclassed every man on this show.

So then, I mean, he's like, oh, okay, that's interesting. And then we just has that look on her face. Like she cannot wait to whip her phone out, you know? So Will is at work and he's like, Rep Public is the only place I bartend. Just like for you. Yeah, he's like, it's the most interesting people, the best customers and the highest caliber clientele.

I'm like, can we go back? We roll back that footage of the three moms coming in. Wearing their outfit from Coles. So Mia is telling us, yeah, my day job. I'm a financial analyst, but this is the most social thing I can do, because I get to work and the financial analyst job. And I'm like, hey guys, how was your weekend? I went on a boat and made that with some, you know, someone new and like some guy sent me a video jerking off on top of the click, I've been coming all over the cake. What do you do? And then the woman next to me is like heating up a chimichang guy. And she's like, my cat threw up on me.

And I'm like, I have nothing in common with this one. They all hate her at this firm. Jimmy Chongolady. By the way, Jimmy Chongolady is great. I want to hear about her cat. She's, you know she's, we connect with Jimmy Chongolady, you know? I then, you know, you show up at work and you sit down and you're tired and then then someone comes in talking about that they went on a boat in Charleston, probably like with Thomas Ravenel telling stories about that

God, we got just so wasted. It's like shots of fireball everywhere. I'm like, you know what? Please just leave me alone. I want to hear about Linda's cat. Yeah, Jimmy Chong does like Major cupcakes for your birthday. Glad you had a fun weekend. She's like, I'm not eating carbs right now Linda Linda you know that Linda and Susan are like, oh God here comes Mia I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I. You've got to raise. I'm just like, oh my god. Ah, double bitch. I just want to hang out with Linda and Susan because you know, they're talking about what Inagrant recipes they make. Did you make her stuff mushrooms?

I had to tell you I made them. They were delicious. No, I had, I don't like mushrooms, but I'm happy they turned out. Well, I did, I did make her soup though, and I was very happy with it. Maybe my cat there was, but it was great. I'm real glad we decided to venture out into honor territory, because you know, we're both polydene people. Oh, yeah, we're polydene, but you know,

what it's never made thing to try something fancy, although mushrooms are expansive, aren't they? Sure. Well, they are, which is why I substitute my mushrooms with Oreos delicious. I'm a stuffed Oreo Brille delicious. So, um, Will is telling me, Cal, he's like, just keep your head up. You're doing a great job here. Will's that guy is like the nice guy to everybody, but also the bully to everybody. When other whenever the other bullies are more prevalent on the scene, he'll follow them. But when they're not around, he'll be nice to everybody that they're bullying.

Well, he's doing good, bad, a cop because TJ is telling me, Kyle, I was like, um, could you like wipe down the bar please? And will's like, you're doing great, McAlley, doing great. So now I'm a guy, McAll is talking to Maddie about how it all went, because remember when she said, yeah, I'm gonna see you in a little bit, and now it's been hours and hours and hours and hours, maybe another day. So, she's like, yeah, it really went so wonderful.

It was phenomenal. I feel skinny now because of it. I'm like, that's a nice phase to be in when you first come out because then the rest of your gay life is feeling not thin at all. You're never gonna feel skinny again. Welcome to the homosexual culture, sir.

I never feel skinny again. And so Matt, he's like, dude, period, you did it. Period with his tea at the end. And he's like, no one's one's going to ruin my sunshine. And then income's charisma that had bear back to go. Summethrew up, so clean up the back patio. So we also go up there with a giant thing of water and ice water and just water. And she's like, okay, just like pour it on the puke and like let it wash away. And he's

like, whatever, how smile. So then level walks in. And he's like, I'm just, I'm sorry, level walks in. And she's like talking to Mikkel. And Mikkel's like, you know what? I'm just, I'm so, I just cleaned up some vomit, but like I had a great day to do it today. And vomit can't ruin my parade.

I feel like there's another word for ruin. Can't think of it right now, but it won't ruin my parade. I'm just so happy. I'm really, really happy. Love us like that's great. I'm not going to ask you what you're happy about. Yeah, I just like, I don't even know I'm here, honestly, but look, I know it's been really hard for you working two shifts as a bar back.

I just want everyone to know. I just didn't put you up front. You earned it. Yeah. You got to trust the process. He's like, yes, and I am so happy right now, even though this process is rigorous, you can only imagine what I'm happy about. Yeah.

Okay, great job. See you later. So now it's time for a fun day at the bumper car play. So everybody starts coming and wooing, you know, and TJ's like, oh my god, look at the stick shift on that car. Grace is going to try and sit on it. You know what, TJ, shut the fuck up, TJ. Okay, just shut up. You little A-hole.

You shouldn't be treating people like that, sir. Okay, I don't like it. I'm going to stick up for Grace Lilly right now. Is she a dumbass? Yes. Will she stick at the sit on the stick shift? Maybe I mean, I don't know, but I support Grace Lilly. You're mean. You're mean, sir. You're mean church lady Not having it so Everyone's like oh my god. Oh my god. Maddie our queen our queen of republic

She brought her she brought someone brought someone from the, from the, from the, like taxis. I can't believe I let bike taxis into Fun Park. This is terrible. It's terrible. What's happening? I can't believe she's done yet. Jim Marbles is like, will Republic invite a lot of Republic people?

We keep it in the family. You don't see crashing bike taxis. Happy hour. Okay. This guy's unbelievable. I can't believe he would show up to our happy hour. Yeah. How unbelievable that the taxi driver, a guy with a bicycle whose banged Maddie came to

Fombarcus, unbelievable. So they start going doing go-carts and everything. And Grace is like, formula one in Charleston, slap, slap saying formula one, more like formula, a slap, formula horror. Maybe she gets some formula hydrogen peroxide. So then everyone's writing the cards around and Joey's like, yeah, I'm gonna compare. I'm gonna compete with backtaxig. So he tries to race them and then Trevor just totally crashes him out and we're more Joey Marvels. It's just like, oh wait, hold on, I'm gonna get myself right out for this curve. Okay, I can't do that either. Okay, really make it, not really making it. Though I'll get this, like, perpendicular like her particular. I'm a track to stuck the

staff has to come out and help him reverse and get back on track. That's all that's pretty embarrassed. Pretty embarrassed even gracefully fast me. So. So then they get onto bumper cars and Grace gets on to her bumper car and she just just reds her legs and starts going around circles

She throws her ankles in the ass that TJ may be onto something so then and then she stands on her bumper car and starts twerking She's actually been twerking this whole episode, but I'm doing air quotes in the twerking because we've obviously seen a lot of really bad twerking on Bravo, but this is like some of the worst twerking we've ever seen. This is like light vibrations in the ass area. Yeah. Well, we're talking about Camille from below deck. And then chat next.

Oh no, she's on the regular below deck, right? Never mind. Okay, moving on. So, um, TJ's like, that is embarrassing. And they're like, yeah, no more twerking, please. And he's like, yeah, there's a way to conduct yourself inside and outside work. And Grace doesn't know how to do either.

Grace is really making us look like trash right now. Yeah, I'm sure all the employees of the fucking bumper car plays are like, I really thought that all of these bartenders were gonna be a lot classier. Put away the caviar, guys.ier. Put away the caviar guys. Okay, put away the caviar. Yeah, it's too bad.

Fun Park was just gearing up for Meghan Markle in her to come visit. So hey, does anyone have a question? Because I just noticed that TJ was saying that there's a way to conduct yourself inside and outside work. Does anyone need any clarification with that really entails? So then Maddie is telling us Grace and I at one point were a really good team, but I feel now that there's like a divide and then we see Grace. What did she say? I wrote is she's just to leave. It's like to leave. I don't know what she means. I don't know what that that is, but she based the town, the girl that she was really upset that she thought she was going to get suspended by Leva, you know, because Maddie

you know, knocked on her. So Maddie goes, well, you know what, about Grace Lilley, I mean, I feel like you put me in like a really weird position because like she called me and when I walked down there, you weren't there and I didn't tell on you, I was just telling the genuine truth. That's all. And that truth just happened to be about you two hour boss. But she did call Leva, right? Wasn't that seeing her calling up on being her tattooed down? Leva's like at a color me mind painting Leva's and might be like, Hey, are you inside her outside right now? Because I have something to tell you. Grace is like, but if you think you thought a bad look on my end,

help me in that sense, cause I'm here for a reason. You know what I mean? And Matty's like, yeah, but like your reason, like you're not doing enough, okay? And you're not like bringing vibes enough. Oh my God, did you just accuse me of not bringing vibes?

Yeah, they're kind of like, yeah, you know, like you know what you need to do. Like I mean, like you know what you need to do. Did you just accuse me of not bringing fives? Yeah, they're kind of like, yeah, you know, like you know what you need to do. Like I mean, like you know what you need to do. The path is paved, just walk it and prove yourself and grace is like, I'm gonna prove to her that I'm the best investment she can make. And then she just gets under bumper car and starts spilling her ass.

She goes back again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that grace Lilly's whole goal. She's like, I'm making a goal to go above and beyond and show up at work every day this week. So then Joe and TJ are playing some gun arcade game. They're like, pew, pew. And TJ's like, so how do you feel about Travert being here? And Jeff says, yeah, it's like just like talking along.

And it's like, our happy hour. And I'm like, which your happy hour by guy? And TJ's like, yeah, tagging along. Like, this is supposed to be a work thing, we're bonding with each other. Like, you have to earn a place at Republic Game Day. Yeah, we all know today it's supposed to be a day where we bond by talking about what a slut

Grace Lillie is, okay? So Joe is like I just never thought I'd be jealous of a girl at an arcade place and I'm like I feel like I'm in like a romcom because look I'm at like an arcade place and I'm pining after a girl and then just custom-addy playing some game. And she's like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Like, wow. We're waiting. I'm going to love you forever. So it's like Trevor getting the biggest teddy bear out of the claw machine. She's like, yes, summer.

Yeah, Joe just has something. So they do one of their Vanderprompers rules. Like, we're going play romcom music. Well, just sad watching the claw machine action. It's like, I'm just like wondering, like, should I risk our friendship? Because she genuinely wants to make makes me want to be a better version of myself. Yeah, great romcom. I'm like, what is your friendship?

So you mouth breathing in her face. I'm like, what is your friendship? So you mouth breathing in her face. She wants me to make me a better version of myself. And without her, I'm gonna be fat again. Now there's the storyline I would be in too. If you don't love me, I'm getting a hundred pounds. So now Grace is still working. And so Joe's like the fact that she's like half naked and twerking out of place.

That's supposed to be G rated. She's like, it's embarrassing. We all work for the same wonderful company for Leva and Lamar, but I don't want to be associated. That doesn't represent the brand well. That's why we that's why I don't want to talk to Grace right now. I'd rather not talk to you and not talk to her and be fake. I will not do that.

I will not destroy 11 Lam the bars bread for that slut. So Grace is like, hey TJ, could you come outside with me? And she tells us TJ is a fucking bully and I don't fuck with that energy and I don't like that energy. I'm going to put you in your place. So we go out to her letting him in her his place. It's like, how are you? Listen, I want to talk to you for a second because I feel like there's a misunderstanding

between us. I feel like you don't really know me, but you're judging me off the cover of a book that I'm not on. Books are gross. Books are gross. I just want to make sure that's not happening. And he's like, you're right. I don't understand you. Yeah. But you seem like you do know me because you're on my Instagram, judging me off my Instagram and don't even know me from my Instagram, but I am in a book about Instagram.

So I guess you can judge me from a book. I don't know what I'm saying. It's kind of am in a book about Instagram. So I guess you can judge me from a book. I don't know what I'm saying. It's kind of hard not to judge your Instagram. It's like, yeah, well, why though? Cause Maddie does the same shit as me. I mean, what's the difference between what I do and what Maddie does? And he's like, I'm maddy does not play the same shit as you. And then they put aside by side up side up of their Instagrams.

And like gracefully it's like sitting on a cotton candy machine with like cotton candy spewing through her legs, you know, while she's going, woo! And then it cuts to Maddie and Maddie's like, I'm taking off the ice. Every public, hashtag republic, hashtag inside hashtag outside, hashtag ask me inside.

Yeah. And then we have this really wonderful. I mean, this is Vanderprompt's rules level, like in terms of quotes, because TJ goes, Maddie's butthole is in her pants, your son Instagram, and she goes, my butthole is literally in my butthole. And then we get it. My butthole is literally in my butt hole. I, she has not for Instagram to see. And he's like, um, I just don't think it's a great representation of the brand.

I mean, you think you can go in there and take some hot pictures and then just, I leave. And she's like, that's part of the job. I got hired at Republic two and a half years ago to post and promote. Nobody has seen the but hole inside of my my bottle except the people on this list on my phone. Take a look at it. He's like, I've never seen Page Breaks on an iPhone note before. Oh, well done. I got.

I cannot believe it took six seconds to load this list. It was not long. So Grace is grace. A lot of spinning beach balls, spinning beach balls. It's still there. There is more than that. It just crashed. So Grace is literally says,

I'm gonna post what I wanna post. It's my instant, you know, TJ's Instagram is probably boring. If I ever even bother looking at it and then I just got to his Instagram, which is like a selfie and then a pizza. And then like a picture of like power lines. And then it was like, at the Hooper power lines and then a bridge.

It was just like very sad. And then I was also like, this is not unlike my own Instagram unfortunately. He just loving the insta fight. Like who cares, you know? And so then Grace is like, he really has nothing else going on And so he says you really came in here to a family establishment and you're twerking like how much attention do you need? Just like I mean come on do I walk into a room and say oh my god look at me. I'm the best thing ever

And he goes yeah, no, I don't. Yes, you fucking do. Well, and I think they show this where they show a flashback of her, literally walking into fun park and standing right on the table. She walks and the entrance gets right up on the table. And I was like, Well, she works. And she's like, you just think that because I shine. And she goes, I think you might have some envious or jealousy towards me or something. And then she's also, I agree with her.

I think that, you know, and I'm normally not a fan because I feel like on housewives, whenever somebody gets in a fight, they're like, you're just jealous of me. And I just always think that's such a bad thing that mothers tell their daughters to feel better like those girls are just jealous of you honey, you know, but in this case, I think she's on to something Yeah, I think so too and it's not just a stick shift So she tells us I know my worth I know my strength and I know my power

So sit down to you Jay because all you do is serve drinks and they're not that good and then she tells it to you, Jay, because all you do is serve drinks and they're not that good. And then she tells them. She goes, I shine and I sparkle on my own without having to do anything. And you're intimidated by that because I fucking shine. Sorry. He's like, okay, sorry, yeah, I feel sorry. Okay. Well, guess what?

I am sorry, man. So he's like, um, well, everyone else is like too busy actually working and not posting on Instagram. Like we're working. She's like, I do that for myself, because I feel good. And he goes, oh, really? Is that why you like your own pictures on Instagram? You know people can see that, right?

She goes, what would not? I love liking my own photos. What would not? Love liking. I love that he says that is if that's like his real coup de gras. Like that's the ace up his sleeve. He's been waiting for like, we see that you like your own photos. He's like, yes, damn right, I do. So she goes, people, people don't know the struggle I've been through my life.

I can post those photos and feel confident. I love this image of myself. I'm in the past. I didn't love myself like I do now. And then that's like, we don't actually get any further context of what the hell that means. But then we do get them doing a super close-up of her face. I mean, it was so... She's like, I haven't always been this confident, looking me now. And you know, she has this weird scrunching her face when she talks like crazy. And. And she's got Botox and like so many wrong places, you know, where I don't know if she's doing it herself and misaigning, but her face just, she's a really pretty girl. Her face just contorts in this really weird way.

And they just do like a super close-up while she's mid-contort. It's like these guys, these guys are professionals for that. Yeah. And so then she's like, you know what, I just want to have fun. I'm sorry, you're not at the level I'm at. And he goes, I will never be at that level. And I don't want to be at that fucking level. Slap. She's like, good. I'll just shine on my own. Just like I always did. Little Christmas tree top angel. That's what Mama calls me. Get out of of here and he walks off and he likes storms off in his leggings

I was like oh good TJ TJ you lost that one and you deserve to fucking lose it Don't go up against some of my memories Lily. Yeah, TJ TJ men. Yeah Don't go get someone like like Grace Lily You need to make them make themselves look stupid. Like we don't need you to tell us. You know what I mean? Sit down. Hate that person. At the job who's always like,

Oh really? Well, that's not how we do it here. And it's like you're the host. You know what I mean? Get away from my team. But also God bless. Cause I love this, this, this, this caddy behavior. It's like, it's like in a adrenaline rush. I mean, it's been so many years since we really got this out of band-of-bum rules It just feels so feels wonderful that it's back. I I really hope people watch because it's it's a it's a thrill

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