Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: Maddi As Hell and Not Gonna Take It Anymore!

Episode Date: January 25, 2023

On the season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1 Ep8), Joey Marbles finally confesses his love for Maddi, but this romcom doesn't end quite the way it does in the movies...Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch and talk about I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is someone Who has had a year to tell Maddie that he's been into her and he hasn't done it. It's mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie How are you? Oh, you know, I have some stuff that I think I should talk to you about

You know, I have some stuff that I think I should talk to you about. What is it? I think it's pretty obvious at this point. I like it. I like it. It wasn't appropriate to tell you until season finale night. So... Ronnie, you've had 11 years to tell me this on this podcast. I can't believe you waited this long.

So everyone, it's Southern Hospitality Day. Happy Southern Hospitality season finale day. That's so happy. Happy, you're so excited to recap this gem of a show. Before we dive into that, first and foremost, this is a crap is on demand episode, so you can watch along with us. This is go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends.

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Okay, that's gonna be about as fresh of a recap as you can get. And then in Dallas, we will be doing the latest Salt Lake City episode, the reunion. So I really get excited for both of those. And then real quickly, here's the rest of our schedule, in case you haven't heard it. We'll be going to Phoenix, Los Angeles, Charlotte, Atlanta, Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Francisco, Toronto, Philadelphia, New York City, DC, San Diego, St. Paul, Minnesota,

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That's it. That's all the good stuff Now So So you're feeling about life today Feel great. I feel great. I think there are rumors, right? That Southern hospitality's already filming a new season. Didn't you send me that, Ronnie?

I sure did not. I have not heard that rumor. Someone sent me. Maybe it was our friend Amanda, who sent something that said that they were filming. I hope, you know what? I don't even care if I'm starting that rumor because you know what? You build the rumor, make it exciting and will it end to reality

just like Grace Lillywood? Okay, I'm gonna use the secret! Okay, for season two of Southern hospitality. Well, I don't know about that. I do know that my computer upgraded and now it's telling me that it does not have notes for a Southern hospitality, but thankfully I've also got another device which does have the notes. I'm just gonna be looking a little different.

And of course this is video episodes you're gonna see me like, scrolling around here. But guess what? You know what? I'm professional. So I have multiple places to look at notes. Okay? So if you don't like me, you can see that I where you hate women, getting support other women. I like it, it looks like you're like taking an order. It'll be taking like a very long time order from me. Yeah, I feel like I can do things like,

and then if I don't agree, you know like on the news and people are just like, oh, okay, see, see, see, see, yes, there's an accident down there. I mean, they just start looking around like they've got all these papers on their desk. And you're like, you don't have any papers on your desk. That's a news desk. Yeah, it's like at the end of the news broadcast, or all of a sudden, they start shoving

their papers around and writing stuff. So what are you doing? The show's over. We know you don't need to add any more information to that paper. That paper just had Galbiko Gannon in the first place. Yeah, you all can stop lying about it now, okay. No one's buying it. Okay, so let's get into it.

So Southern hospitality, wow, one episode. Ha, actually not a lot happened to start, but it sure ended up with the bang. Sure did. I mean, it depends on your definition of not a lot happening. If you mean in terms of normal humans interacting, providing entertainment for others of not a lot happening. If you mean in terms of normal humans, interacting, providing entertainment for others, not a lot happened, but in terms of republic, republic DMG,

it was like the most things happened that had ever happened in a happening time. Mm-hmm. Listen, anytime is a time in republic. Anytime a republic is time in republic, so you better in Republic. Any time in Republic is time in Republic. So you better watch yourself. This is Republic. So let's get into it.

So we start with Justin Feigh arguing because that's the wrong show. A splurred convention. I would love that. If Jess and Feigh just went to Republic, it's like, okay Jess, nothing I brought you to this lovely club in Charleston. I do have to say, your food is coming out too slowly.

How can I be expected to make a good food in this disgusting club? Well, I would absolutely love it if I could eat peanut butter off of a penis, but unfortunately, you are not preparing the peanut butter and in a time that will allow me availability to elect such a peanut butter off of peanuts. Thanks a lot Jess. You should just pick dark. Choke on the dick. Faye. Choke on the dick. I am no longer inspired in this restaurant I've decided to apply to law school just like my father.

So bourbon and bubble. So we're still in the Maddie versus Bradley fight. Yeah. Maddie was madly because then it could be madly and Bradley. Truly madly deeply. Bradley madly deeply. So yeah, Maddie is the fight in case for those of you who do not have this fight at top of mind all week long, the fight is, yeah, I did. You know, I think it's an important fight. I think it's an important discourse. Go ahead, Ben. Listen, it's very important discourse. And I was personally thinking like when she said, protect your heart, was that like, rude or was it not rude? Like, I don't know, it sort of haunted me all week long. Yeah.

Well, so basically he has this new girlfriend. I don't remember his name. It's like Amber, Sarah. He's Kayla, or Alkaline. Kayla. Alkaline. Alkaline. Just different kinds of batteries.

Alkaline. Alkaline's kind of like Kayla backwards. Like Kayla backwards, little extra shish. D, you know, just different batteries. Any more? Yeah. So he's dating some new girl and she looks, you know, smart, like a tree stump, you know. And then so they're dating and then Maddie is friends with this girl

I guess and then she told this girl you should protect your heart and then she's like what do you mean? And then she went back to Bradley and was like that girl said to watch myself because you'll murder me and then Bradley's like I know what why are you telling this girl I'm gonna murder and Maddie's like no, I'm saying protect your heart Joe because you know what I saw what happened, Bradley? You were getting a blowjob and the alley. A Republic Republic Republic. DMG. So, you know, love us like, if anyone here is getting a blowjob in an alley, it better be

at the Republic alley, okay? Yes, it must be in the, at least in the sphere of the 10 restaurants we own on this shit street, you know? Also, here's why it's an important discourse. Last week was a big pride episode, okay? And they're very prideful on this. It's very love a performative where she's like, oh, let's have pride, but it's the first annual pride

at all these restaurants, okay? So she's having pride. And then Maddie, who's the first annual pride in all these restaurants, okay? So, she's having pride. And then Maddie, who's the lead of this show, is calling somebody up for getting a blowjob in an alley. What is pride if it's not getting blowjobs in the alley? And Bradley is not gay, but still, the whole point is we're all the same. And Bradley should be able to get a fucking blowjob in an alley, just like me or Ben should be able to get a blowjob in the alley on pride and we don't if a gay friend ever tattletailed on you for getting a blowjob in an alley on pride they're dead

they're canceled they're off the show and that's what I say you can't have a gay pride episode and a blowjob shaming in an alley episode at the same time fail. I mean we don't have to even continue recording because this is probably one of your most salient theories and it is 100% true. It's not even a theory, it's just a statement. It is true. And by the way, speaking of gaze, this reminds me that TJ apparently posted some sort of crazy story.

And so I did mention our friend Amanda, and she had sent it. She had sent it along on Instagram. And the story he took it down, but I asked her what, because she had sent it like, oh my god, like what TJ said. And I said, it's gone.

So she said, she basically said that, TJ said, that grace is trash trash and it's a small town so everyone knows it and then was like she's grace lily was the reason why two of my good friends didn't get engaged. That's basically what TJ put up there. So it's good to see as long as we're speaking about gay pride that TJ is still like after a few episodes of being like relatively chill and like,

it's like, oh, maybe we're wrong about TJ. Good to see he's back to his good old ways on Instagram. Well, I need to know more before I sign TJ for it because Grace silly is a total asshole. She was on watch what happens live with the other kids, his level would call them. Kids, hey kiddos. And she's crazy.

The Grace silly is fucking great. Now, she's amazing to watch. Please, please never leave television. But yeah, I think she is an asshole. So I'm not as, I was more mad at TJ for slamming Michaela's heart as he did. I thought that that was really cool. I didn't love the Grace Lilly stuff

because you know, that wasn't cool either, but I was more mad about the Michaela stuff. Also, I'm not as mad at him because he showed us, but today, and I feel like that's a very vulnerable place to put yourself in. And I don't want to tack TJ on a very vulnerable day. Well done. I support your tiny little bit, sir, okay? Well done.

As an old enough to be your father and your uncle. I would like to say nice, tiny bit that I'm in no way trying to get. Okay, well done. I support you. You've really showed him a lot of grace and that's not even a intentional pun. So back to his contour. I'm like, DJ, want to get into my van and watch some grace under fire. Or just some saving grace, right show.

Kind of 90s. Okay, so we start in this fight where Maddie's going, what? All I told her was I caught you getting a blowjob in the alley. I was a big deal and he's like, that's not being a friend, Maddie. And she's like, I didn't tell her like, you know, watch out, I say protect your heart. And I gave her the spiritual, listen, I gave her the spiritual version of a Flintstone vitamin. Okay, protect your heart. You can't be mad at that.

Hey, that's some mean girl shit. Like I would never do that. What do you mean? I love Maddie going, what do you mean? Like, that's, you said he wouldn't do that. So she, he's like, that's not cool. Why would you do that in the first place, Maddie? She's like, because I saw, have you noticed that every time she looks at someone, she kind of like throws her head up and forward? I don't care. They're even the same height as her. It looks like she's like scared, but flying for the first time is like a teenage superhero.

Like, I'm flying. So that's how she fights. So she's like, because Bradley, I saw you in the alley getting a blow job from somebody outside of the public. I saw you, you're getting a blow job. Yeah, I was telling her to protect her heart and then Bradley tells us, okay, so Maddie did see me with another girl,

but me and Kayla were not exclusive at this time. I'm like, hey, yes, you're done. It was a week ago. I was like, and B, I was not receiving Felatio in the back alley. I mean, I have a car and a home. It's not necessary. It's like, yeah, but you know,

Leva would fire you if you got Felatio not on a Republic DMG ground. So yes, this is where it would happen. Yes, and don't try and get by with that because we know exactly why you would have, why you would get head in an alley besides your car home. And it's because you don't want splooge all over your car or your home.

And alley's like the perfect way. Someone else is gonna have to, you know, hose it down. No one needs to hear about blood jobs in the alley, but the show started it. Yeah, so Matt is like, you're not the most respectful with girls. Like she's sitting there like,

and I like, oh, I really like him. I really like him. And he's like, hey, did you ever think that maybe I'm trying to take a girl seriously for once? Like I'm taking her on dates. I'm treating her great, okay? And now you're making your suspect

about me being in a back alley with another girl, which I was, but it was okay. Yeah, and she's like, you know what? Uh, he has a reputation of being like a manhawar, and I'm gonna be professional as a manager, but I'm still liking to show up and be nice, but I'm allowed to have an opinion outside of work, and my opinion is that I was fucked up. And she goes, it doesn't matter who you're with. Just treat them right, respect them.

Okay, and it's like, that's what I'm trying to do. But you're undermining me and it isn't helping. Okay, isn't there anything more respectful than lying about the blow job you got in a back alley when you're trying to take a grill on a date? And then she just goes, yeah, you know what? I'd rather move on. What does that mean? She's basically like I'm not apologizing so give up that dream. Why is she fighting though because I'm bored. But why does she be? Why is she the one who gets to move on? She's the one who like technically he's the one who has the issue, right?

She was the one who just meddled and then protect her. Yeah, that's why it's so funny. Because she starts the problem and then he confronts her and she goes, you know what, let's just move on. No, you're not going to get a blow job. Yeah, so then Joey Marbles goes and sits with me. I need like a meal commute Can you I mean you know, I don't want to be a part of that drama over there because like she's like oh she's like cheating I'm like, oh yeah

Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe on the car because I mean a break sandwich She's like yeah, the only reason that Maddie cares is because she wants anyone else besides her boyfriend to be the one not cheating on anyone. My, she wants her boyfriend not to be the, she wants her boyfriend, Cheater, she wants the Cheater to be her boyfriend. It's like you guys, it's a lot of, there's a lot of double negatives going on.

Can you start from the top? Okay, so in this case, her boyfriend is a frozen chimichanga and she wants us all to bring chimichanga to the top. Okay, so in this case, her boyfriend is a frozen Chimichanga, and she wants us all to bring Chimichanga to the office. So that way, she's not the only one with the nasty ass frozen thing that stinks up in entire office. Does that make more sense? Yeah, I'm like, she wants her boyfriend

to not be the cheater, but like no one would even bring it up if she didn't constantly bring him around. I mean, she brings him to every single Republic event. And he's like, and like, he's not even cool. Like, is that kind of like even a cool guy? Are you even cool? And she's, um, no, he's not even cool. And then Joe goes, you look amazing. You look really hot by the way. Classic fuck boy line. Oh, so, um, how's your love life now? Well, uh-huh, ever since the kiss cams

You will not drop the kiss cams. Oh, oh god. I love you And he's like yeah, we can front to earth with public and I'm used to getting hit on but with me It's like different because I don't know if it's her smile, her gorgeousness, the hard stance she takes against Jimmy Chonkas, but like she hits like every box. Like, I don't even know how to react around there. Yeah, I love when he said, maybe it's her smooth skin the way she touches you. I'm like, okay, settle down, Mr. Drogans. Okay.

I'm like all the dark crystals trying to get in your pants at the door of the Republic, which by the way, I can't understand that because every time they show somebody coming into Republic, they're like, eh! My dad is in the hands. Like Mama June, stay.

Yeah. There was like that lady from 90 day fiancee or whatever, it was like smokes the menthols and like tried to marry a teenager in Africa. You know who I mean? I just sort of assume that's all of them. Angela, I think her name is Angela. Everyone just serves.

I feel like everyone who shows up at that club looks like the Long Island medium but like the Charleston version like I have a bass Random long Island BPM. Yeah, it's like the long Island medium without the class I like at the long Island medium her hairstyle is literally tooth shaped. Does anyone ever notice that? I mean everyone notices her hair, but does everyone knows that the shape of teeth and a lot you're seeing the shape of teeth And a lot of things lately tooth is very teeth are very on trend, I think, in fashion. For this, for long hour mediums.

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This is the, this is kind of like the after pride, boots and bubbles pride event hosted by TJ and Michele. So they're sitting together and they're really complimenting each other for being able to get along. And Michele's like, you know what, if like two negatives can turn positive, like the world can really change, okay? Cause like we hate each other.

And I definitely hate you. I'm like, wow, someone please get Vladimir Putin on the line and be like, listen, these two gays and Charleston got along and through an event. I think it's time to reconsider. Yeah, I don't know about you, but I definitely hated you.

And Cameron's the guy that TJ's dating. And Cameron's like, yeah, but I think that we're on the reverse. Because right now, I really like him. But I'm thinking in a couple of weeks, maybe I'll start not liking him. And he goes like, ah, ah, it's the best sex. That's when you don't like each other when you're mad. That's me.

So that level kind of waddles in. I'm not really sure why I don't know for feet hurt because she's not really a waddle or I've never noticed her waddling, but did you notice her walk into the restaurant? She was like, hi, hi kiddos. Hi kiddos. Maybe her legs are finally giving out

after spending all season walking in sidewalks down to her clubs. Like that's essentially what she does. Like here's love a walk down the sidewalk again. So. It's the most she's ever been out of her house in years. I know, she's like, good turnout kids. Yeah, it's crack and it's really good in here, okay?

What's going on guys? Hey, hey Will, I want to talk to in here. Okay. What's going on guys? Hey, hey, Will, I want to talk to you. Such a... Hey, you know what? So Saturday was really, really good. Will, like you've always done a good, your job, your job well, and he've always been on time. But for the first time, I was like, there's passion there. There's something going on behind those There's something going on behind those vacant eyes of yours. Yeah. And he's like, well, actually, yeah, I was really good. She says, yeah, you had ownership and you were proud of it.

And like, you had a great team, but like, you worked well together. And there was like no bullshit about it. And that's what I really liked about it. And we'll go, yeah. And I actually stayed later than everyone. And I cleaned up the whole outside and the girls didn't and they don't even know that. The way you took those buckets of ice

and then spilled them out on the sidewalk and then wiped down the bar top, I'm like, there's a real future for you here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She's like, that's the kind of stuff that can like build other restaurants and help us expand, you know? And the will that I saw on Saturday is a will

That's gonna kill it in this business. You know what they say when there's a will there's a way Yeah, fuck comes up a little pay. I like that. She's trying to make this work But she can't even come up with literally anything. She's like, yeah, so like I see something in you So I just want wanna tell you like, if you ever wanna look into like, you know, shift leading, like maybe leading a shift or something, like this could change your life. I just need an answer about it.

Like maybe if anybody rings the buzzer, you could like go check the delivery door. I'm just saying, like, it's huge. It's huge. Yeah, we're thinking about doing a collab with the UPS store, and so we thought, like, Leva X UPS, you could be the one who like takes the boxes and weighs them. I just see a lot of future for you. You know, this is like the way you handle things. Like, have you ever considered a life like undoing boxes, pulling out toilet paper and putting them in bathrooms?

Because like, you could kill that for us. I just, I'm really feeling it for you well. Um, I don't know if you've heard about our plan to do yogurt land by Republic, but that is something we're considering. Are you comfortable weighing dairy for people? Hmm. And we'll say, my dad is a lawyer and he has some practice, but I'm really not sure that that's my dream, you know?

Like, it would be cool, like, if, like, wouldn't be cool, like, if you go into a restaurant and they're like, hey, Mr. Will, do you want Cabernet or do you want Shardinay? And then you're like, yeah, that's my restaurant. He basically is dreaming to be norm. Right.

You just want to go to a place with decent service. It's like, hey, well, what kind of wine do you want tonight? Sit down. Let me tell you this, can you imagine Gordon restaurant and I'm saying, we've made something special just Can you imagine Gordard restaurant in them saying, we've made something special just for you? Well, yeah, you know, you know, who gets that sort of treatment? High profile lawyers, you know?

Yes, especially once it by restaurants. Okay. Wouldn't that be crazy? Yeah, crazy. So, Leva, like tells the group, guys, I just want you to know it's been the best summer We've ever had here at Republic DMG. We hit our marks. Okay, we have really you know circled back to this and bumped it And like as per my previous email. I just want to say I want to reward you all Okay, so the big surprise for you guys. I chartered a yacht. Yes, I just did ruin the surprise as soon as I announced I was a surprise. But either way, I chartered a yacht and it's just

big enough to fit on a little river outside there. So get excited. If you need swimming, we can provide those. Why is Michele so excited for literally everything that happens? She's like, guys, I got you a yacht. Miguel's like, a yacht! A yacht! A boat! I love a yacht! I love a yacht! I love a yacht! He's just like a funny soul. He's too excited. So she's like, yeah, and then you're gonna come to a pub like and you're gonna have like a party and then it's all on me and Lamar baby. And he's like, we're public! We're coming to a pub like! And Grace goes, wavy baby, wavy baby, wavy baby, wavy baby, wavy, I love it y'all, I love y'all, wavy baby, wavy baby! Yeah, she's trying real hard to get that wavy

baby in there. We get it, Okay. It's just incredibly stupid. I know, I know you want that to catch on. We do too, but I just don't, I don't know. It's going to happen for you, but I respect the hustle. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So Leva, they're going to go on this yacht and then come back to Republic, um, where they will not work, but be in their workplace.

So they can't still really let lose the way they want to. And she says, yeah, you're gonna be VIP, but none of you are gonna work. Just saying, we're gonna go hard. I'm like, oh yeah, everybody wants to party with the just saying lady. Just saying, everyone wants to party with their boss in their workplace.

Sounds great. Just saying. their workplace. Sounds insane. Just saying. Just saying. So now it's daytime and Will and Emmy go to get breakfast at some place that honestly serve some delicious looking food. I'm not going to lie. And Will is like- It's good food in Charleston.

They do. We didn't see shitty food in Charleston. All we saw was amazing food and eight was amazing food A lot of shit there. It was really really good So um will and Emmy are getting breakfast and wills like so do you want to get a specialty cocktail? It's just like you want to get a specialty cocktail. I am so Down well So don't run I was like did you rail for breakfast good good Down well, it's a couple of the correct two. You're so dumb run.

I was like, did you rail for breakfast? Good, good. God, how are you even hungry yet? So their waitress destiny comes over and- I just, that's the saddest name for a waitress, a stripper or a truck driver. Destiny. Destiny.

Well, yeah, especially there's something about like being named Destiny, but then working like the breakfast shift in Charleston. I don't know what that means. That's what I mean. I mean, at least be something like hope because you're like, yes, girl, I see hope, hope on, you know, hope lives on. But Destiny is just so like, it's just so what do you call it?

So defeatist. What a defeatist name. Well, I mean, I'd be one thing if your name was Destiny, and you were just like a waitress at the most glamorous location known to man. Or like a singing waitress, like just singing your heart out. I mean, I'm a routine wrestler.

I'm a routine wrestler. I'm a routine wrestler. But when you're Destiny and you're pushing breakfast margaritas to do Yeah, I feel like the name just didn't work, you know don't give your children aspirational names Yeah, yeah exactly so anyway, she does They she pushes breakfast margaritas. I would like to know what a breakfast margarita is I've no is that like I'm like a bloody Mary is it like a mamosa I would like to know what a breakfast Margarita is. Is that like a bloody Mary?

Is it like a mimosa? What is a breakfast, is it just eggs? Is it just like a puree of eggs in bacon with tortilla? I think it's just a margarita breakfast. Oh, okay. I think it's just one of those time of day things. Like when people are like, hey, you want a lunch burrito? It's like, let's just a burrito that we serve at lunch.

That's true. I think, but I don't know, because nothing breakfast he sounds good in a margarita, right? I'm just, I'm wondering if it's kind of like a mimosa kind of thing or like, yeah, I can't imagine. It's just egg. It's just sprinkle things.

Who does straw? It's just cutting it like a pig. We're both mature. Way better to be honest. Yeah, this is true. So they start gossiping and Emmys, and he's like, did you see Maddie and Brad get into it? That was something, that was crazy, right? And he's like, um, yeah.

Well, I think it's naive that he thinks he can get his deck sucked and no one's going to talk about it. Like, there's no secrets in this town And she just goes He's so ridiculous. He's such a drama queen I know no secrets so then he's talking about how we had this conversation with Leva and How like he's based. She suggested that he could work at like John but you used to something and so I mean,

it's like, listen, I watch you having these internal struggles a lot like focus on just focus on applying to law school and like make school a priority. The time is not the future. The time is now. I don't want to work here anymore. Okay. I want my life paid for. Have you not met my sisters?

Flattison, Madison, Madison two, and Catison, they don't my work, and I don't want to work either. Yeah, it was so funny how she didn't even try to hide. Laker is no subtlety at all. And she's like, yeah, he says, I mean, look, she just wants me to be a lawyer because she knows there's gonna afford us a certain lifestyle and she's like, Oh, yeah, I'll be a housewife all day. Take care of the kids, have some wine at five, ain't nothing wrong with being a trophy wife. Yeah, just stop finding excuses not to do this, okay? I want to fizzle out of doing late nights at Republic,

which I like, I know what she meant, she wanted to sort of like transition out, but I like the idea of fizzling out of doing late nights at Republic, like I like, I know what she meant. She wanted to sort of like transition out, but I like the idea of fizzling out of doing a late nights at Republic, like just sort of like disappearing, disappearing in person that. I feel like that is what a Republic, you know, staff member, I feel like that is their fate, the Fizzal out, because you know, they like do those sparklers. It's like, and then it just turns into the endless nights.

You're like, here I am again with the sparkler. And before you know it, you just start to fizzle, fizzle, fizzle. It's like a dare not ski movie. There's some girl without I browse named Reagan in your place. You're like, wait a minute. What happened to me? Well, because the thing is you don't want to be the last one

still working at the club. You know, it's like being the last one at the party. You want to leave at the right time because I think we've all been to, you know, we've all been to those like bars where like, there's like, there's this like group of waiters and waitresses and you can see they're all like Van and Pum Bruegel's kids

and then eventually as the years go on, they all leave, but there's always one that stays. Hi. Who are you talking to? Who do you think you're talking to? That is me. Uncle Wade or Ronnie. I waited tables into my 40s and it was like that.

It's like the young kids come in and then I would be like, oh this is how bread draw works. I'm like, don't put your wallet in there. Okay, that's not where you put your keys in your gum. Okay, it's a bread drawer. I'm like, shut up Boomer. I'm not even a Boomer. You're a restaurant Boomer, okay?

Yeah, that's what I know how that is. I mean, I got so stressed out by it. I would even leave catering events early. If I'm working in catering events, someone's like, okay, well, look at the time, I'd be like, you know what, you are so right. Consist was fun. Good to see you guys.

My old CEO, ladies, you're on the clock, Dick. Good back in here. Well, either way, Will is telling us that Emmy wants him to be a lawyer because it's gonna fork both in a certain lifestyle, which I wonder if that's maybe, is that still true these days? Like, I mean, lawyers earn a lot of money,

but there's a part of me that kind of feels like they're being a little naive that being a lawyer is gonna be their meal ticket to like wealth and riches and white picket fence. I feel like it's not gonna work out that way. Well, is that thing, it's like when people go on only fans, like, yeah, I'm going on only fans. I'm going to be a gazillionaire.

And you're like, how's that $2 a month you're getting helping? Because everybody's on only fans, you know? Like, it still takes a lot of work and hustle. You don't just magically become rich in a job. I mean, listen, as far as I can remember, a five-ish Finkel was not driving a Rolls Royce on Picket Fences, okay?

Yeah, it depends. As far as I can remember, a five-ish Finkel was not driving a Rolls Royce on picket fences, okay? Yeah, it depends. Only like bad guy lawyers. I feel like like like a Tom Gerardi. Yeah, like like Like Matlock like Matt Locke. I don't know, I'm not sure. Like Matt Locke. I'm not going to lose my bad guy. Matt Locke, we're the same suit literally every day of his life. Right, which was a rich man's flex. You think? I think in a weird way.

Oh, God, I just thought we saw that guy. This is a hot take that I'm coming up with on the fly and I'm not sure I can really back it up. I'm going to just step away from it quietly. Okay, well, we don't need to stay on this forever. So yeah, she obviously just wants him to be a lawyer so she can have money and doesn't even hide it, which I like. And he's like, you know, if I go, but if I go to law school, babe, I'm not gonna be your house much more. She's like, I can't even afford to rent on this fucking place, okay? And so you won't be there fine. I'll get a dog. It's a deal, I'll get a dog.

Go to law school. Yeah. By the way, I mean, just gonna say, definitely you should stay at some place you can afford. So, anyway, now, after they talk about that, Will is like, oh my God, I just realized the yacht party may be wrecked, because it's gonna be raining. She's like, I don god, I just realized, the job party may be rash because it's

gonna be raining. It's like, I don't care as long as there's lobster and maybe some specialty cocktails. Yeah. So I'm still wondering what a fucking breakfast margarita is. I have the ketchup thinking about it. Breakfast? Okay, I'm gonna do a search real quick. Breakfast, margarita is. I can't stop thinking about it. Breakfast? Okay, I'm gonna do a search real quick. Breakfast, margarita.

Okay, let's see what, okay, breakfast margarita cocktail recipe. Oh, this? Okay, how about a good morning? Okay, let's look up breakfast margarita. This is according to liquor.com. It's tequila, quantro, lime juice, agave syrup, two teaspoons of orange marmalade. I don't know about that. I don't know about that either.

I don't like that drink. Patrick sex. I don't know about that. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, God, there's something called the Goodie Godmother and there is a lady looking crazy on it who has a brunch market recipe. And I just want everyone to go to her website just to see her just to see the picture of her. That's all. That's all I have to say. Okay, so let's get on with this. So now it's work time. Love it's like ladies like nine o'clock.

Like should we turn down kiddos, check your stations, there's people here. 9 o'clock, light should be turned down kiddos, check your stations, there's people here. And so we just see people working a lot. And then Joe and Mia are outside and Joe's all sweaty. And he's like, hey, did you get home last night? She's like, yeah, I walked. And he goes, uh, well, I don't know if you remember what happened last night. She has weakest. And she's like, yeah, so why'd you kiss me?

And he goes, uh, could have wanted't you kiss me? He goes Good one to And she goes I wanted to also I guess well, why wouldn't I kiss you? Why wouldn't I just you look really hot? Yeah, well, this is the first time this is the first of my actual ever kiss to girl in the public But like after I kissed you also whoa, I was like kissing someone high school. I was like whoa, they're looking Whoa, I was like kissing someone in high school, right? I was like, whoa, is anyone looking? Oh, I'm not watching. She was like, yeah, I was looking around too.

I was like, wow, you guys have amazing chemistry. This conversation is so fast. This is so fast. I mean, just looking at it all written down there. It's like poetry, it really is. And then all the Angela's start coming because they're working the door right. And it's all these ladies who were like,

smoking menthol, I was like, live as a battle service, yeah! Buddling on me, baby! And they're like, all right, yeah. Classin' up the joint. And then Joe tells us, he goes, love a minute, very clear. I'm not allowed to give us a coworker,

but like, could not help myself. Sorry, love a, like, well, enjoy that defense when you are, at in court someday. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so now it's time for the sparkle sign and all the angeles, um, are being served and Bradley goes up to one of them.

He's like, it's your birthday. How old are you? 40. You are blessed. Good. Ha, ha, ha. 40 you are blessed 40 on what fucking clock is this woman for? She's like, I'm 40 40 is old I had to say the degree to which the staff at the Levas restaurants

Interrupt guests just to strike up conversation would drive me absolutely nuts. Like I don't, like please just leave us alone. I don't, I don't want to strike up a conversation with people I don't know with like stupid shit. Like you look great today. Where'd you get that shirt? Uh, cool look at it. I don't know.

Oh my god. It looks great. Like thanks. I guess. Yeah, because it's all sales, it's all know. Oh my God, it looks great. Like, thanks, I guess it looks good. Yeah, because it's all sales, it's all sales called, it's all sales called bullshit, you know, and it feels like bullying, you know, it's like, no, I don't want anything right now. Are you sure?

Are you sure you don't want a big one? Breakfast, Margarita, they're huge. God, you look so good. Only handsome people drink this. Yeah, come on, come on. Stop, leave me alone. I just feel like it's hooker bullying, you know? It's like, you say no, and then they're like, God stop, leave me alone. It just feels like it's hooker bullying. You know, it's like you say no.

And then they're like, yeah, those dollars like having your pocket, or you just happen to say, man, God stop bullying me. It's like the time I went to Club Med with we had a family vacation to Club Med. And like the staff is literally told to talk to you. So you are sitting there and they come up like,

hey, how's it going? You're gonna come to the Archery Range tomorrow? Mind if I sit here? Anyway, what's going on? Have you ever tried Archery? It is so fun. You've got to come to my Archery Range tomorrow. I'm like, what commission are you getting

for having me go to your Archery Range tomorrow? And I guess I do want to go to the Archery Range. Did you? I did and I hurt myself. You fucking suck up in. I know. Well, what else did I have to do? I literally had nothing to do, except go to do archery the next day. We fell into a big one where they went to show us time shares.

Oh, it's just gonna take a little time. We're gonna show you some, oh, they're not called time shares. They're called fractionals. Oh, fractional. And yeah, it's fucking bullying I'm telling telling you. I'm not gonna take it anymore So the next day it is I don't know. Oh Lucy at six p.m. At home. Okay, so this is where this show gets so weird, right? Because it's like you gave a blowjob in the Nally. Really, you, the peanut butter off someone's dick. Really, in my past lives, I fucked pirates

in a pinball machine. And then it comes to Lucia who's just like living this adorable life, you know, like of normalcy. It doesn't, well, it doesn't really fit. Well, they are like, let's ignore Lucia all season long. Let's just give her like, let's throw her a few bones here and there, but generally just like throw her in for some supporting commentary.

And then in the finale, let's really like spend a lot of time with Lucia storyline, which actually was, Lucia storyline was, I didn't mind it. I actually thought it felt more rooted in. It's real. Yeah. But it just was totally funny that suddenly they decided to go Big with Lucia in the finale. So She's serving her kid food and everything and Dave Dave on is with her and they are they're not living together anymore and

Basically, you know like I guess last week we were like we were saying how oh it sounded like she you know, like, I guess last week we were like, we were saying how, oh, it sounded like she had hooked up with a guy before she and Dave on her back together, but this week it sounds a little bit more like maybe they were back together. I'm not really sure, but I have to say there's a huge amount of sadness for me around the storyline because the beginning of the season, she was so happy about their relationship. And now we see that she she, she'd like stepped out on him as they keep saying, she stepped out on him and so I'm kind of like, this is kind of, she's very sad to me. But did she, I still don't get it after watching this whole scene,

he's acting like that. But he's like, but I need trust and if I don't have trust and she's like, so are we still together or are we not together? I know it hurt you and I'm really sorry, but like, what the hell? And he's like, well, I don't know because none of that could just you because you stepped out. I'm like, but where do you want to break? Because it seems like they were on a break because she says, well, this isn't just normal. Like so, oh, and also we find out that when she was nine months pregnant, he was in a whole other relationship. Like he. A full relationship.

Yeah, so she explains that that part of the reason, I mean, we'll get to it, but like, a lot of the reason why she stepped out is because she had, had a lingering resentment about him not being there for her while she was pregnant. So I think what's just fair is that Lucia is, she just was so happy with this relationship and we've just found out that there's been a huge amount

of dysfunction with these two the entire time. And I'm so, I don't know if they'll survive it. She's like, you know, look, I'm not saying it's tip for tat. We did the same thing. I was just able to get over it and he wasn't. And you can't hurt a man's ego, God forbid. And so she tells him, I don't have faults in she's crying. And she's like, I don't know, even though it's to tell you anymore about this, but I want to be together.

And he says, well, it's good to hear you express yourself. But to me, it's very recent. And once the trust in respect is gone, it's a hard thing to get back. So that's what made me think, oh, okay. So then it just happened. But then in the beginning of the season, they were like, well, we've been on break this whole time. So we broke up. I had the baby alone. And then recently, we decided to get back together. So is he mad because he found out she was dating someone in that break? Like he's mad because she was with someone while with her child or what? Like, I don't understand. I don't understand. Also, this is like a real story. And why does this story not get the whole grace lily and madty explainer?

Like every other thing. Because everything is like, oh my god, you broke a glass. Okay, here's what happened. Leva went to Marshalls and found a glass. She brought it into the restaurant. And then the next day, she said, use this glass for service. So TJ used it for service and then boom, he knocked over the restaurant, and then the next day she said, use this glass for service. So T.J. used it for service, and then boom, he knocked over the glass, it was broken.

Like everything gets like a whole explainer, but then when it comes to this relationship, we literally, it's like, what's the timeline? Yeah, I don't really understand the timeline, and it's hard, but it sounds to me, like they were on a break, like they weren't dating. She was raising the kid alone and she went out with somebody

and didn't tell him when they got back together and then when he found out who was very upset that she didn't tell him. Like we're supposed to have trust now and you lied about getting with somebody. Like is it that? Like I don't know who to be mad at, but I can't celebrate my rage.

Automatically gonna be mad at Dave Hohn, right? Cause I love to see us So I'm like you were with somebody while she was nine months pregnant Fuck you and stop dating that fucking guy and then to say You're the only person I've ever loved is what he said He said you're the first person I've ever fallen in love with which I'm sure made the person that you were having a You know you were with while you were having a baby with some girl. I just know, bad news. Bad timelines.

So we can really direct our commentary because right now we're really at sea. And it's not working for us. Okay. So back to, back to inanity. So Grace is at Bourbon and Bubbles, just going on to people. Hi ladies, oh, I love your outfits.

You look amazing. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. This is Hooker Bullying. It's sales bullying. She's going up to random people in terrible clothes one. Oh my god. You're out there. I love your outfit. Yeah, your outfit is so cute. Burpening bubble. Don't forget to get the special drink with cotton candy and Prisika, okay? I think it's like, shut, go away. Stop it. Yeah. And tell someone it's ready to come be like, wow, what a round, thick, wrinkly head you have.

It's hot. Now then I know you're telling me the truth, but you're gonna walk up to me and tell me great outfit. Get the fuck out of here. Fucking hooker bully. Let's just be happy. They don't have like a stage show that happens at 10 o'clock Like hey, how you want to see Mrs. Sparkles Broadway review that starts at 10 o'clock. You want to buy a ticket? Oh, so then Patricia drives up Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu like, hi there. I'm contractually obligated by my son to participate in his spin-off show. So, ha, ha, sluts, how you doing. So it's

Patricia with Taylor, Shepp, and Naomi. And of course, this is filmed before Taylor and Shepp broke up. So some timeline issues going on here, which is really fascinating and winds up being of note later on. So, um, but you sure though, I thought they were broken up at this part because Shepp didn't, oh, no, you're right. I know. I think they were right.

You're right. You're right. They were still good. You can see because there there was there was still hope in Taylor's eyes. I don't know all I see Taylor's not sitting by him and then like what do you get from Taylor? I mean it's not their show so I don't get a lot of attention anyway, but Taylor's like the equivalent of one of those little springy things on like The bottom of a door like when you open the, it like hits the spring thing on the wall. I never like the door knob doesn't hit the wall. She's like, yeah, she's the.

Yeah, she hit your foot and it's like, it's like, that's really angry. You're like, I am reserved for doors only. Yeah, when you hit it too hard, she's like, and then you just went with a bunch of horse. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who hit the door knob? The door dinger. So, um, yeah, so everyone's there. And Patricia's like, Chef, you're here on ladies' knives. Garsh, I know Taylor always drags me to ladies' knives. She's like, no, it's just friends nice, it's a garsh. I know Taylor always drags me to ladies nice. She's like, no, it's just friends, but it's just girls, garsh.

And then Grace is like, how great, Selena, why'd he fight me? And she'll go, how low, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, who I We calm down

Hey, I recognize you from to loom So Love us like graces are late night concierge and she started this event Yeah, yeah, yeah on cloud nine Yeah, yeah, on Cloud Nine. Cloud Nine is like, it's really important to me. And I do want to be immaculate for liver. And that's why I'm on Cloud Nine, on the party line, gravy crime, baby time, time, time, fly, fly.

Cloud Nine! Cloud Nine! So, which is like, I have a question. Can I borrow your outfit? She's like, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. So, Lava then says, Good. Now it'll make sense when I start popping out of trash cans and making one line as.

Good. Now I can find a learn how to twerk on a bumper car. Hahaha. And love us like Grace Sully has really shaped up to be a great kiddo this summer. And then we see the clip of Grace Sully, which is being called out on leaving work early. She's like, yeah, you know, I have real hard time because like I've had tiredness and cost of patience and You know like my spirit felt weak and I feel appreciated. I needed a bad I had earache. I got my tongue would strive at time One time I need dimpled had to stay home for that didn't know what was gonna happen I thought I was gonna be happy happy I had restless body syndrome. It's like restless labor your whole body

So I go walk around and stuff It was real hard. So, Leva tells us tonight just proves that she's worth all the baggage she brings with her. I mean, the way she walked up to her table and asked us if we wanted to drink order, I mean, she's really come a want. It's a 180.

I'm like, what is she done? What is she done? Except I'm Cloud 9 to make a Prosecco cocktail with the cotton candy. I mean, I support it. I want Grace Dilly there as long as possible. I'm like, really, really, really dumb. You can tell she doesn't do shit, right?

Because she's like, You all want some shops, champagne, whatever. And so she goes over to get some shots and she tells the actual person who works there. She's like, okay, here's what we need. When he shots for that table. And so you carry for those shots, I'm going to carry three of those shots. And then they can carry like you. Have you ever worked? Have you ever worked in the restaurant? If a

shot of daquila is going 20 miles per hour to the east and a shot of champagne is going 60 miles per hour to the west, how long does it take them to meet each other and how fast will they be going when they hit? That's for SAT. So next day, Grace silly wakes up, I think like she does every day, she gets out of bed, one of her eyes is twitching because her eyelashes like hanging off of it. She's like, have do I want to express myself today? Have do I want to express myself today? Yeah. And this is where we see T.J.'s butt, very cute butt. And then Maddie is lying in bed with Trevor. And it's like watching like two old tuna sandwiches in linens,

you know, and Maddie's like, oh, guess what, I'm going on a yacht and you're not. Ah! He's like, you want to go to Republicans. He's like, can't Republicans just can't Republican? Republican Glitter! Ha! How is she 60 and 14 at the same time I can't tell I cannot tell which

it is just loves going to republic yeah so yeah they're all just kind of like figuring out what they're gonna wear because they normally would want to wear really scandalous stuff aka just like normal bathing suits but but since Levin's gonna be there, they have to stay covered up. Yeah, so now they go to the boat, right? And it's pouring down rain. I say, no, it was gonna be, but they get in there. And of course, you know, it's like a fancy thing. So they're like, would anybody like champagne? And Macau's like, champagne! I'll take two. I'll take three. It's just like, He's champagne! I'll take two. I'll take three.

He's just like... He's like my friend, Alina. It's like he sees something free. He's just walking around shoving things in his purse. He's like, I can take this, right? He's like, you know, it may be gray and rainy on the boat, but guess what? It's not every day you're invited to be on a yacht.

I'm like, it sort of looks like they're on like a ferry. Like, it's like there's commuters, like downstairs from them. There's like two in the sandwiches. Oh, two in the sandwiches are really on my mind right now. You're really, you're, you're hungry today. I must be hungry. So you remember after the last Golden Crapie Awards, when I got back to my hotel with Aileen, my best friend, and I was like, why is there bags out of it? Because she's like, my back hurts, my back's gonna be, I said, why? And she opened it and pulled out the Sarkudary, fucking Sarkudary tray from the dressing room of the Golden Crappies.

She took the whole thing. The whole thing. Oh, and our burst. That's what we call it right now. So Maddie's like, look, you know what? Like there's like some Maddie and Brad are like not talking to each other. And she's like, I can have a great day Like there's like some Maddie and Brad are like,

not talking to each other and she's like, I can have a great day on the boat. I feel like it's Brad that's carrying the bag of secrets. I'm like, I don't say I don't think anyone cares. Like literally no one on the boat, no one in the audience, no one cares about Bradley and whatever happened in the bushes. We've already learned that whatever Bradley's caring,

he has no problem unloading, no matter where he is. So that's right. I'm not really too worried about him. So Grace is just coming on, going, Why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be, why be. And then they're drinking champagne and then Leva shows up.

So TJ gives Leva like a little bouquet and then Emmy gives her some champagne. It's like Leva just won a beauty contest by walking in and patting. And Leva's like, oh my God, for me, this is supposed to be about you guys, but I did ask for a tiara. So I wanna know who dropped the ball on that front. She's like, oh my God, did you kiddos wait for me to eat?

And Bradley's chewing. And they're like, yeah! You're like, oh. This is my resting place. So the captain's like, okay, welcome to the Sierra. Hope you all have a good time. Be careful when you walk. We were warned to cover this entire boat in Seran wrap,

like the set of Dexter, because all of you slutes were coming on here. Okay, so watch your step. I have a question. Does this boat have a kiss cam by any chance? No. Kiss cam! So this is like silliness, Brad and Joe are trying on Fedoras and, um, it's like,

you know, Mia's like, you look good, but you don't look good or something like that. And then Mia's like, um, I think Joe has a crush on me, but I like Joe. So it doesn't mind. Like, why could go possibly wrong? It's just Joe. Nice sweet Joe. Yeah. So Lucia and Michele are talking and he starts asking, he's like, well,

how did, where's your kid? And she's like, oh, he's with his dad. It's a now I can, you know, come home to a sleeping baby after parting. All day, it's great. And he goes, yeah, but last time I mentioned Dave on's name, you had a different reaction. What's up? And so she says that, um, they decided to have some space. And when they decided that, she felt really abandoned. And then he found out that she stepped out. So again, stop confusing me with this. What are you saying?

Her confused. It's too confusing for an episode that starts with back alley, Felicio. We just can't go to this territory right now. Like that's the time one. And you could tell the producers were like, this, we need clarification. Michele, go get clarification from her. And she's still answering in a way you can't tell what happened.

And so she's like, yeah, I found out, I stepped out. And I understand it hurt you, but you hurt me. And we were not together when I was pregnant. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. We're parents. So it's like a little bit deeper than just cheating. I'm like, okay, so he's mad as a parent, where he's mad as your boyfriend.

Can't come back with more clarity next season. Okay, let's wrap that up. Wrap it. So now we get them all slow-mo dancing on the yacht and they're all just having like this yacht moment We'll pass out on the sofa and then we see Grace the Lee and Lucia and they're like dance like standing in an inflatable kitty pool And I was like see this is the difference between below deck one of the highest rated shows on Bravo and Southern hospitality Whereas on below deck. There's a hot on Bravo and Southern hospitality. Whereas on Below Deck there's a hot tub and on Southern hospitality,

there's an inflatable pool that they stand in on a young, on their yacht. But they do have about the same level of work ethic, I gotta say. So then Joe comes up to Maddie. Okay, so there's like sitting on the back of the boat, they're having private time. It's like one of those bench things.

It's like almost sunset. The wind's blowing through their hair. I'm like, Joe, the wind is blowing like through his jaw. He's like one of those bench things. It's like almost sunset. The wind's blowing through their hair. I'm like, and Joe, the wind is blowing like through his jaw. He's like, yeah. And so, Matt is like, hey, Mr. Captain, how are you doing? How are you living? How's life as leader of sales? And he's like, yeah, it was good. Like, you wouldn't know because like when I was there was there for like 12 hours and you weren't even there so Well, I don't know why you're being super competitive with me Cuz like we've always been a team cuz by the way no He's like he's like I basically got us this boat because I was working for 12 hours She's like why are you being super competitive like we've always been a team and he's like no

Well, we were a better team before our We who our who? Draw Joe, I can't understand you Joe. She really should be on Jersey one day because she's got that she loves the scream Josh like Joe maybe people say I'm jealous or whatever because like obviously I mean no Sorry Joe. We were a better team before Trevor like what are you saying? We were going out all the time. We were hanging out all the time, Joe.

That's why you say that, Joe. That's the only reason you say that, Joe. I mean, Joe. Joe. Maybe people will say I'm Joseph him or whatever, but like obviously I have feelings for you for like a long time. And it hurts me.

And like, you know, I just have like the best time because like, I adore you. I was single for the past nine months. Like, why didn't you tell me how you felt then? Like, now all of a sudden, I have a boyfriend and you've made it like, not the easiest process for me. Joe, Joe! And he's like, yeah, I'm not really used to like having feelings

for like a girl and not having it reciprocated like for me. So like, I had no idea like what's gonna risk, like, it's gonna be like, because like, we're gonna work together, but then I'm gonna be like, I like you. And then you're gonna, you're gonna be like, I don't like you back, like that would fuck up our whole thing. Yeah, except, you don't care if it's fucking it up right now. So what's the difference?

There was cameras, thirsty Joe. Okay, there was cameras there at thirst. The difference is that in the nine months when she was single, there was no reality show. And now there's a reality show in the picture saying, you gotta tell her, you gotta tell her, you gotta tell her. So Joe tells us, he's like, I'm not usually the guy

who confesses that I love to a girl. One, they have a boyfriend, even if I do hate the guy, but I really only see Mario work at group events when Trevor's a touch to my hips. So like, now is a tie when like, I'm just gonna like shoot my shot. You know, I'm like, not the same episode

we're talking about back alley stuff. Let's not say shoot the shot. Right, don't see your shot around Bradley. He'll try and shoot it farther. So Maddie's like Joe Joe You've been kind of a pussy about it Joe. All right Yeah, that's like she really comes hard with that and she's like I was single for a year But when I was with Trevor the last time and like Joe could have made him move then and he didn't he went into

I had a boyfriend and Joe says he wasn't gonna risk, oh, sorry, that was all that I said and now continue on running. He's like, I wasn't gonna risk trying to kiss you and then you'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, cheers. No, I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have been surprised, I don't think. I wouldn't have been surprised. Joe! And he's like, well, I would rather my heart be broken in your million pieces than lose our friendship.

And then they both like pretend to cry together. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, I love Trevor. And I'm so fucking happy for Joe to tell us someone with a boyfriend that that's just like really fucking with their emotions. Like it's kind of like fucked up. It's really fucked up.

Okay, settled. I don't think it's bad to tell somebody with a boyfriend you have feelings for them. I mean, listen, what are you gonna just sit around and wait? I think you say it, then give them some options. Yeah, why not? Listen, I know you have a boyfriend, I'm in love with you. Okay, am I better or not? Tell me now.

Okay, because I'm not gonna be in the pine over you. I'm old, I don't have time to pine, okay? Isn't it only fucking with your emotions if on some level you feel the same way back? Otherwise, it's just like oh, that's sweet, but no thanks. Then you're like back back to Trevor, you know? Yeah, but it's also putting the whole thing on the guy like oh my god. I could have been with Joe and I didn't even know Why didn't I know like Joe like me that was an was an option. Well, like, did you like Joe? No, then it wasn't really an option. Yeah.

Yeah. So the boat docs and Michele's talking to Trevor on the phone and he's like telling Joe, he tells Trevor that Joe and Maddie are talking. So Trevor's like, you should go interrupt it. So Michele goes and just breaks it up. And he's like, oh my god, you're fucking crying. Like Trevor's here.

Like what's going on? What's happening here? Oh my God. Like, I can't be for crying during our yacht experience. Our yacht experience. Our yacht, we're out of yacht. Yeah. And Trevor is such a weirdo too.

Trevor's literally waiting in the parking lot for them to come back. Like he can't be away for more than two seconds. It's creepy. There's something creepy about that fucking guy. Yeah, I don't like him. Yeah. And so, uh, because that't like him. Yeah, and so Because like that wasn't cool because like she he said that she liked her She's dating a whole ass guy and that's not cool. He's not so sorry

So then love is like okay guys good day. I can't believe there wasn't even a fucking dingy But here I am still fucking here and don't forget we get to do this again tonight Well, whoa see you're a public. By the way, what do you think the odds are that Maddie is also the type of person that wants big romantic gestures? Who says, you know what, I want someone to be like, make me feel special, make me feel like I'm the one.

Like do something special. How much do you want to bet that she's that person, but then she gets mad when Joe bears. Well, I don't want to say bears is hard because that makes it sound much more romantic and special than it already is. I'm just saying, I don't know, I felt like Maddie's reaction was like a little weird to be honest.

I think she liked it. Well, I think she liked it in the way that she was with. She's walking down the dock as they were all leaving. She was walking with Emily and Mikhail. And she's like, I mean, I don't know what to do because like Trevor's been so great But then also Trevor's cheated and like, you know, I like Joe. I mean, I like show two So now what do I do? She likes I think of being the center the center Yeah, she likes keeping drama the drama triangle, I think she likes keeping that alive. Yeah.

So now we're back at Republic and Joe is, Trevor's there and Joe's like Trevor is like the last person I'll walk through the bar now. So then they're all dancing and then Maddie's going da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da looks honestly really boring. But then Joe sees Maddie and he's like, Hey, so about the conversation earlier, I just wanted you to know, like, I think it's so cool that like we can we're friends and like we can have a conversation like that. But then right now, like, we're still friends. Like that at that time, I wasn't wearing socks and this time I'm not wearing socks. And like we're still the same. So yeah.

If it was good that we could be able to balance back and out of the letter and be fine. Like well, it says you, you're not the one who needed to balance, like you're not the one who was on the receiving end of a truth bomb. See, in case anyone thought I was coming down on Maddie, not Joe, don't you worry, I'm coming down on Joe too. I think it's just so fake. I'm not really buying any of it, but you know, it's still fun. It made the episode fun.

So then, uh, Trevor is so mad now, right? Because obviously Maddie's told him and Michele's told him. So he comes ready to have his finale fight. So he's like, yeah, that guy has shown time and time again that he's not our best friend. He just wants to get into her pants. And then like literally the one who got who got into her pants. Right, but Joe didn't get into her pants when he had the chance.

So I don't know that that's working for Trevor, but whatever. And Michele's just pointing like, yeah, yeah, man. So then Trevor pulls Joe aside. He's like, we got to go outside. And so as they pass by everybody, it will go. They're both upset and they both need to say what they need to say. That's nice. Well, jurisprudence. So Trevor, so Trevor looks wholly uncomfortable confronting Joe on camera, but he's going to to do it anyways. He's like, hey Tell me what you said on the book today. What's that? You said stuff to Maddie while I'm dating her

Well, you don't need to you don't need to bow bow up at me, okay? You know, I'm a boyfriend. It's a good boy. Don't vote me. We are not getting remember Lee are not getting you know it me Oh, I know it, man Hey, I'm her boyfriend tell me what you said right now Yeah, well, I told her like the truth like as a friend I was like I have feeling for her in the past and maybe I still do have feelings for her and because well That's the wrong thing to say, because you don't say that when she has a boyfriend and the boyfriend, that's me.

So that's when you shouldn't do it. Okay. Yeah, I didn't touch her, though. You had a full year, okay? She was single for a full year, but you didn't have the balls to say anything. And you honestly could have been dating her right now if you could repair a knot and said, how you felt any time, but what before I was back with her?

So, ha, it's like, wow. I was like, is that supposed to be like, she probably likes you more than me, but doesn't matter. I know. I'm bleeding. I'm not standard so lower again. Yeah, and they're talking about like, she's just like a dog toy, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I floor. Like, she's classic. The like, faux tension that's happening here between them is like, it reminds me of like the way a lot of gay porn start. Like, hey, hey, you don't get to talk to me like that. Oh yeah, then why don't you suck on this and then the porn starts again.

Yeah, I don't watch porn. So then, yeah. And also I think it's because Trevor looks five years old. You know what I mean? He's like Oh, yeah, you want to talk? Yeah, cuz you shouldn't have done that cuz like she has a boyfriend Guess who the boyfriend is So Joe goes listen, I'm like, listen, she doesn't like me back and I get fine. I'm accepting that. Like, she's in love with you.

I'm happy for you guys because, no, you're not. Because I am. I'm starting to accept it. He's like, what? As of like 20 minutes ago, you said you would love to run the boat. Yeah. And I was like, you need to create a boundary. And then you need to not cross the boundary,

because then if you don't create a boundary, but then you cross the boundary, I'm gonna be like, where the matter come from? And then we're gonna have a problem because I'm gonna be confused. I like Trevor having Joe make his own boundaries. I think that's the problem. It was not, there's a boundary issue.

You need to make a boundary, don't cross the boundary. That's a very empowering. You need to make a boundary. Don't cross the boundary. That's a very empowering insult. So Joe's like, okay. So then Leva comes into her own party and she's like, why is this so quiet in here? Because this fucking sex level, okay. No one who works at McDonald's wants their birthday party at McDonald's, okay birthday party at McDonald's.

Okay, why would you do this? Like stopping such a fucking cheapo, take them someplace you don't own, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we'll be forward to Nika's Too Crazy level.

I really wanna have a talk because I'm like at this weird point, where I'm trying to decide like, what's gonna happen in my life in the next five years? Okay, well, look around. I can grasp. This is what it looks like in five years. What's the next topic? Just dirtier.

Okay, so look around here. Just imagine more dust on those LED strips and a stronger smell of bar rot. Okay. Okay, look at, look at some of these drills faces. Now imagine them with like a lot more filler. Okay, for five years from now. Imagine a lot more denies on your Tinder swipes.

Okay. So, she's like, I'm trying to figure this out. And love it goes, well, uh, she's, he's like, uh, I'm, he's like, yeah, I'm trying to figure this out. And love it goes, well, you need to tell me what you, what you want to do before I assign you as head of, head of toner and get our new state of location. So, uh, I really need to know what you're thinking before you even think about shift leader positions. Shift leader? Yeah.

He's like, well, the plan right now. What a shift leader. Does he, what do you work at an auto factory in fucking Ireland? What is the, what is a shift leader in a restaurant? She's like, I've never heard of it. I want to build out my empire to look like what the music video for Alan Town could have been. Well, we're working here at the town.

I'm so like, is this Billy Elliott? What is going on, shift leader? So, that will look over to Emmy, who's like sort of looking at him, he's like, gulp. I think I'm going to, I'm going to apply to law school. She goes, well, congratulations on that decision that you definitely made by yourself, and was not as much as by anyone else. And just know that every time you say,

notice something, it's because you are willing to lose it because you love this other thing that much more. So you love this. You want to be a lawyer, right? He's like, uh, yes, I'm really excited to be a lawyer. And then Grace Lilly brings out a wavy baby sign and everyone's like parting. So then we go to Mia and Joe, okay.

So now they're sitting together and he goes, Hey, you okay? And he's like, no, cause like I try to have a constructive conversation with Trevor and that didn't go well. And she's like, about what? He's like, uh, duh. Like, fuck a maddie. Like, you know, all that stuff, like me, it has not heard this whole story.

He has it because he goes, he is like, yeah, Trevor was mad because he told, he was like, hey, you told my girlfriend you had feelings for horrors. And she goes, wait, you had feelings for Maddie. He goes, yeah. So of anybody that was here right now, just so you know, the only one that I was into was you. He goes, Rrrr, yes, like she's so mad. And he goes, well, I got over Maddie with you. Like, that's... Why would you ever say that?

She goes, I don't want to hear that. And so she's like, oh, so he doesn't get Maddie. So he settles for me. That's fucked up. I'm done. I never even need that. That's fucked up. And you're lame. And she gets up. What? Okay. Am I supposed to believe now that Mia really liked Joe and didn't know that Joe was into Maddie? Doesn't everybody know that? Or do I only know that just because I watch the show. So I see his confessionals about it all the time. I don't remember the degree to which Mia liked Joe, but I do think that like regardless of even if she did know that he liked Maddie, like he's been doing the kiss cam thing and they've

been making out and he's been talking about how like great the making out has been and everything. So I think it's reasonable for her to think that he's moved on. And then for her, just like, not only be like, yeah, I still have feelings for Maddie, but to say, yeah, but I got over her with you. Make sure seem like like a diet pill or something, you know? Hey, do not discount diet pills. So, Wavy with Govy, yeah, baby. Um, so me is like yeah, pissed basically. So she walks

off his and she's like, yeah, I rarely feel stupid around these fucking people. Okay. But I mean, to these people think Einstein is a bagel. Okay. But like, am I the only one who doesn't know he's still crushing on Maddie? I am leaving. What a fucking loser. So everybody's just kind of standing at this boring office party and they're like, oh, me is mad. I think me is leaving, I guess.

Bye. Bye. Maddie, of course, is like, I'm gonna check on me because that's Maddie's favorite thing to do in life. It's to check on people, we're really just to get the gossip so that way she can get mad at people. And also one update, right?

She wants to win up whatever's going on. So Mia tells her, she's like, you know, like we made out a bit and like fucked around, but then for him to come up to me and say, I had a crush on Maddie, like I drove him to the yacht and he was like me, I really care about you. And I hope to see you tonight and you're really pretty and all that stuff. Oh my god. Oh my god because right before we got in the car with you he was telling me how much he was in love with me. Oh my god. So they like whipped themselves up into actually I think I'm pretty justified friendsy. You know

and so Maddie's like yeah Joe Bradley is a psychopath. Like just sit there, like with me and then fucking cry. And then like five seconds later, you say this to me. Like it kind of invalidates what he said to me. No, it doesn't. No, daddy is just trying to get a love storyline with somebody and he's getting kind of turned down every which way he turns, right? I mean, Mia didn't turn him down,

but she's definitely like, it's just kind of like we're friends, like whatever, you know? But also, isn't it funny how Maddie frames it? Like Maddie's reaction should be like, he's a psycho path because he said he'd love me. And then five seconds later he's saying it to Mia and like, that's so rude. That like, the one who gets hurt here is Mia.

Like, and she should be like, Maddie's response should be like, that's so fucked up to do the Mia to act like you're into Mia and then you're saying you love me. But Maddie's takeaway is, you just said you love me and now that's totally invalidated. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't get to be the victim of this one here. Yeah. Um, so Mia's like, yeah, we made out in this car. Oh, because Maddie goes, yeah, I'm going to tell him and Mia's like like yeah, we made out in his car. Oh, Chris Maddy goes, yeah, I'm gonna tell him and me is like Yeah, we made out in his car. She's made out in his car right after he said he loved me

Oh, so they march out there to tell him off and then they just both he's still I think he's still sitting there And they just love go and like get their fingers in his face and they're like, fuck you, you're so fucking stupid. I hate you, you're stupid. You're a stupid person. They're both just. And love us like kiddos. Is that screaming necessary? Well, Leva, it's a reality show at your restaurant. Okay, it's not acting like you were the Waldorf Astoria.

So Mia's talking to Leva and she's like, he's like, he's like, Maddie, I love you. I've been in love with you. And then making up with me in the car after we got off the fucking boat and Leva's like, if you're managing and you're messing with someone who's subordinate to you, it is absolutely unacceptable,

which is why I will not fire him right now. I'll just suggest that maybe I'll fire him and you'll see him on the next season. So then, Mikkel is asking Grace silly what's going on. He's like, what's going on? And she's like, I think Jess been playing the field. And Mia's like, yeah, he made out a girl. He made out with a girl right after he reclaimed

his love for Maddie. And McCullough goes, oh my God! There's champagne! Just like running around with lobster claws in his hands. Yeah, like after the ball, I'm like sitting there crying because it was such a hard conversation for me to have listened to you and like fuck you I have a boyfriend and this is so disrespectful Joe and Joe's like

The Trevor is just a powerful to travel and she's like you're sitting there pouring your fucking heart out to me And I'm sitting there fucking crying, okay? Look what you done to me That's fuck Joe. That's fucked up Joe. You see Joe. that's fucked up Joe you see Joe that's fucked up Joe It's like they're actually surfacing underwater like she's just getting to the top I see you can kind of like throw their arms back it, you suck! And Joe's like, I was like, yeah, I just told my best friend of the heart I feel about her and then I kissed you. Like, you think that had any meaning at all?

I'm like, No, no, Joe, that's not the right thing to say. No, no, just stop. Just go home. Whatever you can salvage, you just ruin. She's like, what the fuck? And Matt is like, Joe, just go home. Whatever you can salvage, you just ruin. She's like, what the fuck? Maddie's like, Joe, you fucked up, you fucked up, Joe. Yeah, and so Joe is like, Joe's talking to some random

because now everyone's turning away from Joe, right? So no one is gonna talk to Joe. I think he's talking about Bradley or TJ or something like that. No, he goes up to like some guy who looks like Boy George. I'm telling you, it's like some different guy. He goes up to some current boy George at the bar. And he's like, I mean, how come that would be mad at me? If she had a fucking boy fun, my own gather.

And then, who, who changed me to this radiator? He does how he masturbates. He changed himself to the radiator, just reverses the kink. So then, Miguel comes up to Maddie, he's like, keep your cool. And she's like, what? And he's like, keep your cool. There's lobster. There's lobster here.

All you hate, lobster back there. And I think I saw some pop rocks too. So he knows her well, because she goes, oh my god, I want to saw some pop rocks too. So he knows her well because she does. Oh my God, I want to throw my drink so bad. She should have, I mean, hello, it's called ratings. So TJ is like, Joe doesn't pull out of his ass that he has a thing for Maddie, okay? She has to have given him something

in order for you to feel that way. So she's acting like a victim right now because she knows that it's wrong and that this is a perfect opportunity for her to flip the narrative because she's a fucking narcissist. So TJ is saying that basically Maddie's been sending signals to Joe all this time and that Joe's picked up on them

and that's why he's in love with you, such a, that's such a regressive way. That's a pretty problematic way to look at it. And it just goes to show, men, gay men, or not as we've learned from ourselves, still men. Sometimes you're just like, oh my god. I know. Oh, yeah, well then she shouldn't have wanted it.

I mean, if it was worded in a way, like they're obviously like each other, they've been, they flirt with each other constantly, you know, like there're obviously like each other. They've been, they've fought with each other constantly, you know, like there's obviously some energy there. It can't be completely out of left field that he likes her, you know. Right, I think if he had said something like, look, they have clear chemistry.

Joe's probably picking up on that. That would want they both to say like, oh, she's giving, basically like she's giving out signals. And then now it's a perfect opportunity for her to flip the script because she's a narcissist I'm like, okay, y'all are You have a long career ahead of you in congress, sir I see I see this going very well for you in the future. So then Maddie and Trevor are kissing and they're loving this right Trevor has been running around laughing and pointing and

Just loving this shit all night. And so Maddie is like thrilled. She is, oh my god. Congratulations. Congratulations. And he goes, yeah, I know. I'm so happy I was right. So happy.

I was right the whole time. Yeah, boyfriend. Yeah. Oh, and so this is where Joe's talking to Bradley. And he's proud. He's like, hey, you haven't done anything wrong. You feel how you feel about Maddie and that's it. You can't do anything wrong.

I'm like, well, I'm not sure Bradley is the one to be going to for advice on this. Right. Joe's like, listen, I was making out with Mia, but I was thinking about Maddie the whole time. It was fucking sucks. You know what it's like to make out someone and then you're thinking about the stripes in their closet. It's like comfortable in up someone and then you're thinking about the stripes in their closet. It's like

Combo or killer a little bit So then we'll just tell so many guys. Hey If you have a boyfriend If you like someone with a boyfriend, you can't kiss other girls I like that will just always there kind of tossing out some random rule. He's done it all season long It's like he's not even in the fight, but he'll just likeing out some random rule. He's done it all season long. It's like he's not even in the fight, but he'll just toss out some random rule. Like, do you like someone with a boyfriend? Can't kiss other girls.

We're a turning it law. I know. I really hope he includes that in his application to end my new law. So my favorite part, my favorite image of the night is then the cameras just like, they're chasing after all of them and they go into kitchen and Me is crying behind a sack of beer. She's trying to hide. There's like two like, we are what's wrong, we are what's wrong, we are. And he's like, leave me alone, just get out.

And love it tells us tonight, it's supposed to be about celebration, but instead I have multiple kiddos screaming and crying in the back of my business. Multiple kiddos. So then she pulls Joe to the side and goes, hey, remember when I said, she pulls Joe to the side and goes, Hey, remember when I said, are you willing to lose some friends? See how this works? I'm like, no, no,

no, no, no, you lose friends because your friends say, Hey, let's go out and get drunk. And you have to say, I can't do that with you anymore. Like, Hey, why don't you make out with me? I can't. I'm a boss. It's not, you don't lose friends because you make out with the people who are below you in the hierarchy and then say that you're in love with one of them, make out with the other, then say they didn't mean anything. I used them as a rebound that you love the other. That's not what you're way more difficult. Your way is more difficult. Okay. So she's like, yeah, well, I'm about to give you some hard news. If I see girls fighting like that at my business again, you're going to get a text message for me saying, Hey, kiddo, you're fired.

I'll have your kiddo bat on my desk in the morning. So now three months later, so Joe Bradley didn't end up with Mia or Maddie and then Maddie and Trevor moved into who cares? Because here's the big the big one and then the update on Mia three months later. Hey, so chef, there's a rumor, I guess, that you were caught trying to kiss one of Laplace employees. Is that true? trying to kiss one of lavers employees. Is that true? I mean, it's like, I didn't know. I didn't know I was doing that because I was drunk. But then she DMed me and told me so I guess I did it. Carsh. And then Andy's like, whoa, Taylor, was that the strong and broke the camel's way, we made me back. What is it?

And she's like, yeah. He was coming in his pants because of that. OK, Taylor. You're still coming to my heart on this Southern charm reunion. So it turns out this is a night of shooting that got chef in trouble. And this is what they were talking about at the Southern charm reunion.

So Mia kind of comes out of it the star, you know, cause they're like, ding, it ends with Mia being like, ding, ding. It was sort of weird because it's like, oh, Shepp got drunk and was like trying to basically make out with Mia in a way that's like, kind of gross and disgusting, and then they show Mia at the end smiling,

like, look at me in the middle. I'm like, I don't think that was the tone of the moment. But fine, it still is a good, good twist. But it was celebrating because she ultimately got to the highest role you can get to in the show. You know, she had the biggest storyline in scandal. So yeah, she's exposed all the douchebags for the douche baggery. So yeah, so what a fun show. I'm guessing there's no reunion for this because they were on watch what happens

and Gray Silly and me, I got into it a little bit. But mostly it was just, you know, it was fine. It was fine, but it could have used a reunion. I mean, it definitely, but you know what though, the what I've heard from an old queen at the bar, old friend, is that Andy Cohen is looking to step back from doing so many reunions. So I think that what's probably gonna happen

is that either there'll be fewer reunions or they're gonna start outsourcing them to other people. So like knowing this rumor that he wants to step back from reunions, there's no way in hell that he's gonna shoot a reunion for Southern hospitality. Yeah, get himself into some more trouble there because the show really didn't have great ratings.

I'm glad they're giving it another chance. And you know, maybe it wouldn't be bad if he doesn't have to do every fucking thing all the time. I mean, I get them having a face of the network or whatever, but Other shows have reunions all the time that aren't Andy Cohen, you know, especially these shows when he has nothing to do with these shows, you know get yourself a fucking Patricia Get fucking Bethany Franklin do this on hospitality hospitality. I'd be there for that. So what's going on?

So you're like, a waiter something, huh? How many drinks can you carry on your tray? Huh? Yeah, I get Ramona, you know, just get some local from Bravo. Or yeah, just someone Bravo friendly, he would be really good at it. You know, but we don't need you to do. I think Andy, you know, Andy's Andy, but we know. Come on. Just move out of the way. If you can't do it anymore, it's fine. We forgive you. But move the hell out of the way. This show needs a reunion.

Yeah, give us reunion. Yeah, give us reunion. Yeah, I need three parts of the past lives of Grace Lilly. And he looked like he couldn't even handle these people. It was so funny. You know, watch it happens. Just the way he looked at them. And she would be like, yeah, well, yeah, I was a pirate. Johnny Depp was a pirate, and I fucked him. And they minute she just started spouting off all this nonsense. And he's like, okay, okay. Well, that one wasn't on the cards.

So yeah, we deserve it. But anyway, I hope the rumors are true. And we do get more of this show because I love it. Yeah, the rumors that I may have made up, but I'm pretty sure I saw that somewhere. So who knows? Anyway, or like Danny Pellegrino, you know, it's gonna be like Danny Pellegrino, right? When they replace Andy. I feel like it's gonna be we're gonna Have a parade for Danny Pellegrino. Yeah, I think so too. I want Danny Pele green. He's the rightful fucking air. Give it to Danny. I want Michelle Collins.

Yes. I do want Ramona now that you put that out there. I actually would really be into a Ramona. You know who would actually be really good to is Jeff Lewis. Jeff Lewis. Yeah. The problem with Jeff. The Jeff would be great.

And he's like the biggest star now on Andy network the Andy network or whatever his show is Fantastic, he's hilarious the whole group the whole vibe of that show is so good. I love that guy He would be great. The problem is he would have to watch he shows and I don't know Jeff is gonna watch every show Well, I also don't I also don't know how well he'd be able to every show. Well, I also don't know how well he'd be able to direct traffic, you know, because I think he would kind of get into it a little bit, which is fun in its own way, but you kind of need someone at least with attempting for neutrality. But then again, Jeff Lewis dealing with these kids would be pretty hilarious.

Yeah, maybe, but like, if it was Jeff Lewis, but plus like judge Judy type you could be like all right Jeff That's too far, you know like Beth is somebody to like say Jeff. No, no, no You need to stay within the lines of you can't call someone to see word you know what I mean What about in the middle over reunion like you stay within the lines Jeff? What about just like judge Judy? Can she host it? Don't piss on my like and call it a blow job in the Nally. Yeah, so yeah, wonderful times. Thanks everyone for listening and for those who tuned in to Crap is on demand. Don't forget all the tickets. We didn't even say we can get the tickets, but in case you couldn't figure it out, it was watchrocrapins.com. So hopefully we'll see you on the road starting next week and

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