Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: PB and Gay

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

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Minimizing Tony award to that one Well, I didn't know who to go to next I went to Anthony Edwards. I guess I could have gone with No, while Richard's Cal Richards without spelling itch. Rich itch. Yeah anyway, which you can kind of get from watching this show because man do these people fuck, okay, fuck each other, fuck themselves, fuck the trees. They, this is a young cast with a healthy sexual appetite

to which I say you go girl, but do it over there. I'm trying to keep it clean over here. Okay. I don't know about the rumors about sitting on toilet seats. I will not be sitting on toilet seats at your restaurant called for a peppinical not. Yeah. Yeah, they're good.

Well, I mean, even Bradley, Bradley has shown Maybe point O3% of a personality all season long and even he's getting a lot of Lot of sex. Bradley's just getting blow jobs wherever he goes. I mean, what the hell and how do you guys? How does any self-respecting show have a gay pride? We're the only guy who gets a blow job in the alley is a fucking straight guy How's that about that's not fair? Thanks for the gay pride where the only guy who gets a blowjob in the alley is a fucking straight guy. How's that about? That's not fair. Thanks for the gay pride episode. Glad we get to watch people come out 30 times in episode or a season, okay. Thanks for that. Can we see a blow, gay guy getting a blowjob? That would be nice. I don't say you're for equality and then featuring episode on gay pride about some straight dude getting blown in an alley

Whenever I have to go right this ship myself That's true. You bring up strong points. So let's dive into it much like much like a Lating in the back alley of Republic. Let's dive into it. Okay, so we have our previously is with Matt Matt is doing the previously this week Previously on Southern hospitality, it was a great week for Joe when Leva finally gave him a promotion and it got even better when Mia gave him a little something extra on the kiss cam.

And then we see Leva going, like I and Nate Lee, like see it was the leader. So it's like a name. Yeah, Joe with his delis. Looking like a, looking like a deer in the headlights, at any time he seems like a diet coke glass going by. Who's that, who's that going? Who's that going?

Oh, it's going to table. Okay, cool, okay, cool. Natural born leader. It's a mate. So then meanwhile, my week went downhill with the return of a former employee who Brad cheated with while he was dating my roommate, who's great, you'll never see,

because he's probably been hitting the face with the ugly sick, but whatever, I'm not really one to judge, I'm just star of the show. And the leader of Republic. But to my credit, I like tried to put the past behind us, and then it just cuts to her last week saying Who said I had a problem with Reagan?

Who said I had a problem with Reagan? Put the past behind us. Too bad no one got to memo and wrecking spread day celebration turned into a court case. And then you hear, oh look his daddy's a lawyer looking him go. Regan getting back at Will. And then you look peanut butter off of his dick. The big accusation against Emmy at one time apparently looking peanut butter

off proudly stick. Yeah, and then Maddie's saying, you know, it's funny, I hate peanut butter. Like, well, it's not funny because you weren't looking the peanut butter off of his dick. The less that is continuing to happen. I know. Actually, it's not funny at all,

and I don't approve of any hatred of peanut butter. And for all of you people who have stopped peanuts from being served on the plane, go fuck yourself. And don't try and tell me that 9,000 of you, 9,000 million of you suddenly have a peanut allergy all at the same time. I'm not buying it, and yes, I know one of you out there really does stop bleeding from the eyes right now.

I don't need to offend you. Everybody else, so shut up. And Maddie, stop your peanut hatred and your opening. I will not accept it. Yeah, but you know what I do love music. So now everyone's waking up, like my family. I love my family. I love music. Like my family. I love my family. I love my family.

My family does. It's like, Bach, Beethoven, me. I've ever heard a rock and roll. It's so good. I've ever heard a pop music. So everyone's waking up now. Can I tell you a story since we're not paying attention anyway? Well, I'm not really paying attention anyway

So sure Because my first note is whistles. Okay, that's my first note. Okay, I guess someone's whistling Get this last night. I go outside to take out the trash Which is rare, okay? So sorry little tiny flies. You love to fly around my trash But it has to be done at some point So I'm going outside and I don't have an attached garage, right? So I'm going outside and it's real quiet weird out there because you know I'm a Texas and I hear. And I just kind of stopped. I was like, what's that? Because it sounded like right by me. That's the sound of me going back inside. I'm not right here.

Like what is that? And now I'm frozen up against the garage door. Like that is somebody here. What are they doing? Like am I supposed to run and start screaming? Cause it's like a horror movie. But anyone who would try and kill me? First of all, I'm like some fat middle aged guy.

Middle aged guy, you don't kill fat middle aged bald people. You kill like hot young girls and bikinis, you know? Like I have lifetime. So I'm like freaking out and then I don't hear it again. So I like kind of sneak in and throw away my trash. I'm like, I can't believe I'm gonna die like a hot, slutty girl death. Like I was kind of excited.

I was like, what is he gonna look like? You know, so nobody killed me. So then I'm gonna die like a hot slutty girl death like I was kind of excited. I was like what is he gonna look like you know So nobody killed me So then I'm laying down. I'm kind of disappointed right cuz like here. I am still alive And so on our Facebook community post someone said hey, so something weird happened right now a Big white pickup truck pulled up to me really slowly and started whistle like I just heard a whistle I just got my bills isn't that crazy And then everyone's commenting. Oh my God, I heard this too. And one lady's like, yeah, my daughter was in the hot tub on our deck in the backyard and just heard

this whistle, which I'm guessing is. What's the ghost of PC Richards and Sons? And everybody was commenting and I usually don't like commenting on neighborhood things because I don't want people to know, you know, I'm alive. And so I just wrote, that happened to me too. It creeps me out. And then nobody commented on my thing. I'm like, of course, everyone's worried about the daughter and the fucking hot tub.

Fuck the fat guy down the street, Baldi. No one cares about him. They probably think it's me now. And now that's me showing up at the scene of the crime, just to see all the people who were affected. They're just like, wow, does anyone really care what the dognapper of the neighborhood has to say about the situation?

It was probably him in the first place. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t Do do do it. It is very much like PC Richards. It's like a PC Richards were up to no good on a stage play. Oh, it's just so creepy. Did you find out who was the whistler? No, I haven't found out. I've been checking the, you know, there's a bunch of different people with different theories. Like, oh, it's probably someone who lost their dog. You know, that's a bunch of different people with different theories, like, oh, it's probably someone who lost their dog.

You know, that's what I'm gonna say. But that's creepy shit. Just like pulling up or really slowly to homes and going. That's fucking weird. If you lose your dog, anyone with a dog does, when you lose your dog, you go, be alert, I'm giving it, I'm gonna fucking kill you, if you don't get over it, be alert.

Be alert. And then you're like uncontrollable sobbing. And then you hear like agreements with God like, we'll start counting my calories and being my sister children if you just bring me a viewer back. It's not just a silent. Yeah. Well, maybe they're looking for a cat.

I feel like maybe a cat would respond to that. A cat would not respond to like, get back here! A cat would be like, oh, what's that, the giling sound? Well, whatever, I'm terrified. That's terrifying. Just one more excuse to never leave the house, you know? Yeah. Well, you know, who does seem like they would get killed in a horror movie every single person in the cast

It's not a hospitality. No, that's our recap. Thank you. That's a recap. Um, so let's see You think you want to fight with me, huh? You think you want to fight with me and then I don't know everyone's yelling so now it's the next day after this big fight and I don't know, everyone's yelling. So now it's the next day after this big fight. And everyone's waking up and they're in bed. They're sort of like, they're doing that thing with like what a crazy night. So first we have Trevor and Maddie and they're in bed.

And Trevor, this is their relationship. Trevor goes, that was a lot. Like, that was a lot. And then Maddie goes, it was a lot. I just like didn't expect Brad to do that. It was a lot. That was a lot. It was a lot. And then Maddie goes, it was a lot. I just like didn't expect Brown to do that. It was a lot. That was a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot. A lot. And then we see Joe waking up. He's so hot. So he's there. And he's got such a pretty bedroom. He's got like a tree background. I don't know if it's like a tree wallpaper, but you know

I love tree stuff. I hadn't. T trees like, that's my thing, dry sticks. I love that. So you have like a tree background and then like a blue velvet bed post thing. Come to our side, Joe. You're on the wrong side. This is the Pride episode, Joe. Come to the five and come back to the five and die. Joey Dean, Joey Dean, come on, darling. I did not make mental note of Joe's bedroom, but it sounds lovely. It sounds like a bedroom that shows like a lot of leadership, so it's gonna be good. And then we have Will and Emmy waking up together

and Will is like, you know, everyone has their past, but their past isn't covered in peanut butter and she's like, did know, everyone has their past, but their past isn't covered in peanut butter and she's like, Did you say, like why are you roasting your girlfriend? Not kidding, especially when she took the effort to like party all might then get up first thing in the morning and get her hair straight

and then highlight it. I mean, yeah, if you treat her like that. She probably has like a gorgeous darkwood report waiting on the counter for you. So then they get to to we get to work at Rebecca and everybody's doing work things like Joe's making a table map, wheels cutting lines, TJ's vacuuming an orange. He's like, must be clean mother. And then Maddie is Maddie goes, I always call Republic a well oil machine. And then Maddie goes, I always call Republic a well-oiled machine,

and then she starts to demonstrate what a well-oiled machine is, which is that she ticks her hands. She makes like little hockey sticks with her hands and starts like moving them up and down in front of her face. It's a well-oiled machine, it's like wheels in motion, and she's not, by the way, making any sort of wheels in motion with her hands. She just has little hockey sticks. It's like a well-oiled machine with wheels in motion and she's not, by the way, making any sort of wheels in motion with her hands.

She just has little hockey sticks. It's like a well-oiled machine with wheels in motion, but like if the team's like not getting along it, Republic, like the guests can read that energy and it's like important to like walk in and be positive and be like part of a team and then like, because if you're not and like everyone in like the fucking room can feel that like well-ed machine is just like not a machine that's well oiled anymore. Now it's business are like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, which is like a musical beat, which is cool because I love music. So I don't know.

I don't know what I'm saying anymore. This is for public and when one of us gets a blowjob in the alley, all of us feel that blowjob in the all got all got all got all got. See. I like the way she talks about the customers at Republic as if they're all dogs. Because you know what, like, oh, you know dogs, they smell fear. They can sense fear.

They can tell when they're fear. I don't think anyone showing up in their Tommy Bahama buttoned down shirt, already wasted off of a six pack of slits, walked stumbling into her public and be like, wait a second. The vibe in here is a little awful. There's some infighting with the staff. I don't know if I can be here. I'm going to go somewhere else.

Hold on a second. I put on my best old Navy cargo shorts from 1997 on today. I will not be in a place without people getting along. Hold on, I'm gonna pull out a map of this neighborhood I just got to remember which pocket it's in. Maybe it's the other front. God damn it, it's probably the third front. Fuck these pants, I ain't coming in there. You know, I have to say it would have been a perfect birthday, but I sort of sense with the girl who was carrying the song that said, happy birthday, Mr. Mr. that she was a little

upset at someone because someone else may have gotten a blowjob. I don't know, just my feeling. Just my feeling. So Maddie goes out to Joe by the door, you know, the ultimate spot when you rule everything at Republic, standing at the valley stand. So she goes out there and he's like, hey, across this here. Yeah, like, uh, he keeps sneaking in there. Like, listen, last night was like a fucking roller coaster, and it's been sneaking in my head head because like, you know what happened? You yelled at me and you like never yelled at me like that. And I never yelled at you like that.

And then we see a clip of Maddie being like, be a man, Joe, be a fucking man, Joe, be a man, Joe, be a man, Joe. And he's like, what does that mean? You know, that was like a really shitty feeling. Well, I think that we both got rattled and like how we should be like deescalating as situation and then almost on this random girl named Eva comes out. I'm like, Hey, Maddie, I sold you two, like I sold you two for three man, like two 1.5s of the, oh yes, yes. Okay.

I don't know who that random was. Okay. Anyway, my thing is that like, this is your chance to tell the truth, Joe. Yeah, it was your chance to tell the truth about that. And he's like, yeah, but I was the horrible, I'm the horrible place for that. And she's like, but we were the bar, we weren't at work.

And you know what, it was a great place. Like it was a great place for that. And he's like, but it was her birthday, it was Regan's birthday. I mean, come on, like I'm still friends with Regan. Okay, I'm still friends with Regan. Okay? We're still friends with Regan. But Joe, no matter what, because by the way, you know how like Maddie is constantly

doing like her turns one hand into like a ball, the other hand into a mitt. She's always doing like the best thing when she talks. She's like, no matter what, like we are in the business of de-escalating, which we all know means we have to, after this good and office building and take out the escalator, okay?

And we are leaders, okay? And that means that if when you're going out like you can't be yelling, okay? De-escalating. You're the one he was yelling. What are you talking about? I know. She literally was like yelling when they walked in. She's yelling and coming for Reagan and telling people all these secrets and shit. You're your fault. It's your fault, BAM. And he's like, are you fucking kidding me?

Because you guys were like rolling and I'm like, I mean, like you have Trevor here or now that. I'm like, yeah. But like the more you take under Trevor, the more you take in is the more you escalate the situation. And then you see what I'm saying, like you dig escalate, dig escalate, dig escalate, dig escalate. Do you understand what I'm doing? like you dig escalate, dig escalate, dig escalate. Do you understand what I'm doing?

Do you understand? You see it couldn't, glad we had this top. Yeah, I see it. You know, I think it's like more sad, like I'm more sad, like I'm great at this point. Like I think I'm seeing me, I'm out of this relationship disintegrate, like right before in front of my eyes.

And especially because it happened on a kiss cam. I feel like it's because of Trevor and it's like actually heartbreaking. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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Isn't quite well-oiled right now Are you guys being a team because I'm not going in there my boobs if you're not a team right now saying that right now That's being a team because I'm not going in there with my boobs if you're not a team right now saying that right now So you can't tell when people aren't getting long because this is the lowest energy sparkler dance I've ever seen in my life because normally they're like We're sparklers. Yeah, we got sparklers and right now they're just like oh my god Look we have sparklers so I can I can personally tell a difference and then their sign is is like you are beautiful personally tell a difference. And then their sign is like, you are beautiful, but then it says like, in parentheses,

not you, just like pointing down to whoever they happen to be passing. It's really a rough night tonight at Repub Lake. Yeah, that's that is rough. So then now it's like partying, and so Maddie goes up to Will and Emmy by the bar and she's like, hey, did you guys sleep like babies or are a watt last night?

Do you listen to music when you see because I listen to music? You ever heard of music before? It's so good. And well, I'm not necessarily mad at anybody because the truth is like the truth, okay? And my truth is out now. And man, he's like, yeah, like, you know, Bradley, like that's the kind of guy that would like fuck your girlfriend. And then he would like show up in your face the next day.

Yeah, that's like what he does, you know, like overruled, sustained. I'm practically a lawyer, so Matt is like, yeah, like they wanna come for our past, like bitch, I'll talk about your present day. Okay, I gotta get back to work, work first guys. Okay, good team effort. So then TJ's like, um, guys, Cameron's picking me up in the alley.

It's a lot of lead. Bye. And so he seemed like for a moment there, Ron, you're going to get your wish. Yeah. No, I know, but I was like, of course, like, but you're, you're the gay guy. So you need to go out the front. You know what I mean? Like we need to up our games

here because the straight people have stolen back calories from us. So it's time to tell you're possibly clotted boyfriend that you need to stop picking up an allies. Yeah. So TJ tells us being a gay man in dating in Charleston is literally impossible. I mean you show up on a date with a Hoover and everyone's like, what's that? And I said, well, you don't have a vacuum that you bring as an accessory, and they say, no. And I said, well, fine, this thing can work out. You know, you have to really love with your standards

because for a long time, the only man I would date is a man named Dyson. That's it. Sockingly, I couldn't find one. And a name of stupid, in a town of stupid names, I could not find one Dyson. Here I am. So he's like many, many, many here are just not accepting of their sexuality and they live in secrecy.

And you know what? I'm too old and I'm ready to have a life with someone. And I need it not to be a secret. Okay. I respect that. I would just like to say being a gay man dating anywhere sucks. Yeah. Yeah.

That's especially for a soul. I just have to get my complaints in there as well. Well, I like that he's like, yeah, he's like, I just need to live my truth. And so he meets up with this guy, Cameron, he goes, you smell like saltwater. To be able to call someone else smelling like saltwater and be able to say that in public, wow, that is an honor. And then does Cameron say little Jimmy is salty?

What does that mean? He said I'm a little Jimmy like he went to the gym and sweaty. Oh yeah. So I'm a little Jimmy so like little Jimmy is salty. Oh yeah. TJ says you know I really like him okay Okay. Um, we met on hinge. I put my filter on Bill Pullman's and he came right up and I was like, this could be the one for me.

We met on hand. Actually, I was really just looking to make a closet door that I keep my vacuum cleaner in, not squeak so much because goddamn everyone can hear every time I'm about to vacuum. They start pumping on the same thing, stop it, gay person. Stop it. But apparently he's just a gay date map. And so I met this Republican congressman there. And here we are. I think I really like him. I mean, there is one red flag. He just got an eight year relationship with the woman. I mean, what could go wrong? Hey, I say that's not a red flag at all. I mean, that sounds like fresh baked bread to me.

They haven't been, they haven't been tainted by gay life yet. Okay, get them on the fresh. Yeah. So, now Leva shows up at, Joe's still at the stand doing nothing. We're like, yeah. And so Leva shows up and she's like, hey, Joe, how's it going? He's like, yeah, I'm feeling great.

Like, especially I wasn't expecting my promotion like to come back soon. So like, that was like the first real promotion I've ever gone. I told my dad and he was like, that's really okay, Joe. That's enough. Look, okay, you can't do this stuff. Okay, look at this. And she shows him a video of him kissing me

on the kiss cam at the baseball game. Love it. You're fucking the owner of the clubs. You understand that right? You owned the clubs with your husband So I don't know that you're really the person to be giving the lecture on keeping work and love separate But you know, here we are. So she's like you can't you can't go to trash You events like this to make out on camera. And he's like, oh my god, what? What would you find that? She's like, kisscam.com. Where the fuck else Joe? What were you watching this morning?

I mean, people, if you're gonna work at Republic, I need you to have your finger on the pulse. I need you to be watching Kisscam. Cause that's where it's at, Joe. Yeah, she's like, wow, like I'm like really sorry about that. I guess it's not about the kiss. It's that you were spotted at a minor league baseball game.

I mean, we're on broad television. What is wrong with you? Okay, you cannot go to that stadium ever again. So tell me that's not going to happen again, Joe, because you know who I hold most responsible? People in managerial positions. So act like you have sense. Act like you have sets act like you have at least like this much sense, Joe, because you know what? Yesterday, you were just a guy

standing at the valet stand. And today, you're a guy standing at the valet stand. Don't fuck this up, Joe. You have lost all kiss cam duties and perks and privileges. So Joe's like, manager Joe, now I have the new responsibility. I can't be doing that. I'm sorry, I won't go on a Kiss Cam anymore. Thanks, Joe. Thanks. So now it's a whole new day.

A whole new day. And Brad is, he's at like a daytime date with a blonde girl. We find out her name is Kayla and the order we mark her readers and something called the triple-dipper, which may also be Bradley's nickname after this show is done, Eric. So he was an other narrow mark. And he talks about how we met Kayla at Republic.

And he's like, yeah, I started doing body by Brad, and she reached out trying to work out. And the next thing you know, we're making out. And she's like, how is training going? And he's like, I'm glad you're not training anymore. She was a costly loss, because now we work out. And instead of paying me with money, we came to a different agreement.

Like really there's nothing that he can't make sound boring. I know. He's like describing the whole porno and I'm like, yeah, like, I can't. It's literally a porno. I think he must have used women with his Larry King shoulders You know see sits at a table like Larry King brings his shoulders up and he leans forward. He's like so Tell me about you 1982 you were cast in your first movie Mava's not even born then You'll never see it. You on see it is Larry King's shoulders. Oh, he's like, sorry, I had to stop training him, but I don't sleep with clients.

But like, I went out, but then I kind of lost my cool, because like, Maddie thinks that me and Reagan slept together while she had a boyfriend. And we get a tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss So Brad's like, yeah. And then, I was talking about Emmy and Trevor hooking up in college. And then I lost Markle and I said that, she sucked Trevor's dick with peanut butter on it and stuff. And who uses peanut butter? What about whipped cream or what about chocolate syrup? And Caleb goes, it must be jiffy. I was like, wow. what about whipped cream or what about chocolate syrup?

And care that goes, it must be jiffy. I was like, wow, okay, this is product placement now because how did that happen? But it's like peanut butter is a weird thing on a dick because that smell is never gonna come off, you know? I'm like, how often do you scrub your dick? Like that's a different kind of skin. You can't just scrub it down, you know? Also, you have to really spread it on there, you know?

I guess if it's like room temperature or in the microwave, you can sort of like warm it up and sort of get it on. Yeah, but who's gonna microwave peanut butter to put on your dick? You know it's gonna come out boiling because like anything like that, you put in the microwave and it comes out

and it's like, you're like, oh, oh, you were only in there for five seconds. Yeah, also don't you want a contrasting flavor? Why do you want to make something salty, take it even saltier? The base taste of penis is like, a guy once told me this, I tried not to take it personally,

but he promised me it was universal. It's like crayon, like ball smell is kind of crayon, which I can see. So it's like you have to really work on something that goes with crayon, you know? Yeah. It's not peanut butter.

I don't know what it is. I don't know what goes with crayon. It's not peanut butter. I don't know either. But the thing is that it's, but it's crayon, but then there is the potential for the flavor to change very quickly and very suddenly. And I feel like the peanut butter is not a,

the peanut butter is not a compliment to that. It just isn't a good mixture, right? Yeah, you need something that's gonna mix with the client. I don't know. It's a weird thing to do. I mean, I think what about if, what if you add a chocolate syrup to the peanut butter, now you have a, now you're really going down a good path.

I don't know. So she's like, it must be Jeffy. And I was like, congrats, Jeffy, because you just got a huge endorsement. So then Joe shows up and he's like, whoa, it doesn't mean the question day. I'm falling for question day. And they're like, even though I saw you guys sitting over here, a logger, I just, sorry, I was sitting down. It's like you literally just crashed their date. So he's like, and then they say, he's not on some chips and dip. They ask, they say you want some chips and dip like that polite thing. The polite offer of two, you know, broke young 20 somethings

who have their chips and dip and they're too nice to not offer it. And Joe's like, yeah, sure. And he like takes up the entire chips and dip and moves it to him and just starts picking out on it. Yeah, he's the whole thing. That's how that's a boss move he just made. He's like, oh, I was the guy who stood at the front door.

And now the guy stands at the front door. So he, I fuck out, I'm gonna eat your chips. That's right. And so like I'm kind of nervous about this week considering what just once spired. And Kayla's like, what is, what is spired? Who's tired? Is it twenth-spired?

It's like a big word. Cause I've seen Madly and her past recently, but recently it's not her past. And I don't know if it's like Trevor, like it's Trevor Good for her, cause she's telling me not to be friends with you, Bradley, cause you're a cheater, like what's up with that? Like could you maybe not have this conversation in front of the girl he's currently dating?

I know. I know. Are you good friends? Geez. Like at least throw a ball or something for Caleb to chase. You know the only thing going through Kayla's head right now is her trying to remember the lyrics to a Taylor Swift song. She's like, it's me. He, I'm the anti hero.

Wait, never ever ever getting back to. Fuck, I don't forget that rhymes with ever rhymes with ever you can do this candle you can do this K you can do this lock all wait a minute it's not my name it's me he isn't there work but after me between anti hero it was just he just says he is me. So Joe goes in Tattletales basically and then we get that and Joe's like yeah, we're like she and Jaden are ultimately like the ultimate cheer of all cheaters. And so

like when it starts holding your friendship, this is like worth it because like this is not the Maddie reason I work with. And then Brad and Brad and Joe have straws in the same drink and they just start drinking them together. Shake it on shake it on no. So then we go to now it's nighttime and Michele and TJ are sitting with Leva. There's like lots of rainbows stuff around because it's Pride Week and Leva is talking about

how it's going to be such a busy week and like, I'm so glad you guys are going to Mar-a-Teenie Monday because we have to like hit these marks and just like really kill it. She's all about like low level corporate jargon with my motivating her kids, you know, at the restaurant. She is and she's also very like multi level marketing, which kind of bugs me. You know, it's like, oh my God, you're having a Tupperware party week this week? Good, because we really need to hit those marks.

So bring all your friends in who are gonna buy Tupperware. And you're gonna buy Tupperware too, right? Cause you get it from the discounted price, but then your friends have to pay the bigger price. And then the people that we don't even know who are their friends, fucking bottle service. Everybody got this? Don't forget, one of you can possibly earn

the pink coffee bike to pull cars down on the freeway. Okay. Listen, I just want to circle back about Martini Monday. Do you mind if we just bump this real quickly to the top of the sked? Okay, we need to hit those marks. Okay, it's really important that we're all present at Martini Monday. And she's like, well, actually, we were talking and we want to do a thing at Martini Monday. We're kind of thinking, why don't we call it vacuum Martini Monday and we can make

Martinis, but also vacuum the floor at the same time. I don't know. It's kind of like multitasking. And because like, yeah, yeah, we were saying like, either vacuuming, but also we could do like something for private because it's for gay people because it's for private. We get to have like a first annual pride the first annual pride thing. Your first annual pride thing, Leva, you performative ass. Well at Burb at Burbin and at Bubbles, not a republic to be fair. Well how long does Burbin and Bubbles spin out then? Let me count Okay, let me, let me add up how many years you've been performative. I mean, I kind of think if you name some plays bourbon and bubbles, I'm assuming the gay pride is inherent in the name. Not

to be a defender. Not to be, not bourbon and bubbles sounds to me like a gay bar. It does. What about bourbon sounds Sounds The Gay to You? I think the bubbles are for girls. Bubbles are for girls and bourbon is for boys. That's what they're doing. I just like the bubbles go. That's true. If we're a gay bar, it'd be called something like erection.

Yeah. Direction. And he's no longer with this. I didn't need to make this depressing But one of my one of my old aunts. What do you say one of my aunts once told me? So what how do you feel about being like back in alpaso where there's like hardly any gay bars? And I was like anywhere I go is a gay bar There you go, then I like brushed my hair back and like went to a G-Bar. I went to the OP, like our only G-Bar. Okay, I can't find a wiki for bourbon and bubbles. So we were trying to

like condo tap dance there to find a wiki for the opening day, but look, tell you I can't find the opening day. Yeah. Well, they are now getting on board the gay train at Burbin and Bubs. I'm trying to look for that statue that Catherine's family member. Remember when they were like, that Calhoun statue was so offensive and then love us like, yeah, let's take it down. And we're going to put it in front of Burbin and Bubbles bubbles and now it's like a gay guy in front of Burbin and bubbles that says established in 20 whatever, but I can't find a statue while mine So we'll have to get to the bottom of it about why Burbin and bubbles looks so long to get on the gay pride train But either way

Leva's like yeah, so we're gonna do like, we'll do a gay pride, like aftermath, celebratory aftermath, Monday or something like that. And she just like, yes, we've already done a lot of work. Okay, for instance, I got a drink menu. Okay, I got a drink menu made at King Go's. Okay, I also got some cocktail napkins. I saw party scenes that are really cute. They really just say, happy sweet 16 without the clothes I could get to gay.

Okay, but it felt good. And then I found some little umbrellas. So like we're doing a bang up job and Love us like yeah, that's really good because you know here we're gonna have like a balloon arch and we'll have a lot of you know like posters and streamers everything I just love that like TJ was so excited about his cocktail napkins and level already has like a giant TJ was so excited about his cocktail napkins and Leva already has like a giant Diorama built for Republic with rainbow colors everywhere. Yeah, and she's like, um, there's a few of you going to the parade. Listen, I can't give all my strong staff the day off. So it was like hoping you'd come in at four o'clock to pride the gay people, okay? make the fuck a straight people work it.

So, you know, it is hilarious. Oh my, come on. And so, my Kels, like, yeah, and Joe and Vlad, they're gonna be on the word, rap. Everyone on the show talks funny, which is by the way I love. Okay, everyone has like their own, everyone has their own thing on this show.

So he's like, yeah, Joe will pry on a good word, they're gonna be like, we're drag, they're gonna look right and drag. I was like, this is borderline offensive this whole pry that episode. Just gonna say it right now. Now you're gonna look like we're drag, they're gonna look right and drag. I was like, this is borderline offensive this whole private episode. I'm just gonna say it right now. Now you're gonna make the gay guys make fun of drag. Come on.

I mean, the straight guys. Do I say the straight guys? You say the gay guys? I'm at the straight guys. Yeah. Well, what's funny is we see a flashback of how Mikkel invited Joe and Brad to dress in drag for gay pride. And we see the whole cast,

they're just lying on the grass. They're just like lying down somewhere. Like they can't even, they don't even have activities for them anymore. They're like, okay, we found a patch of grass for you guys just like lie down there. So they're all lying off by like next to a sidewalk or something.

And Michele's like, hey, Brad, if you wanna be my friend again, you gotta dress up like a one minute. Will you do a Brad? And he's like, hey, Brad, if you want to be my friend again, you got to just have like a one minute. Will you do a Brad? And he's like, yeah, sure. Okay, great, great. Do I have to get off the grass? Because I like the grass.

No, you can stay on the grass. And Michele's like, yeah, because like pride, is where everyone comes together, because it's like pride. And then he goes, yeah, it means like no fear. And he goes, yeah. And like seeing how much our friends support us, like I'm like, damn, I've never even processed like what has psych been gained in America.

Like, I just want to do my truth. I'm gay. I think it's very sweet that Michaela's on this journey. I also think it's hilarious every time he announces it as if it were a little unclear to Casper's buy. So, Leva's like, yeah, because like, I mean, you have to live for you. Am I still in this scene? Like, why is this scene still going? And TJ's like, my turn.

Well, when I first accepted, I was gay. Well, like, in high school, we when I first accepted, I was gay. Well, like, like, in high school, we did this thing where it was like a trip and everyone gets houses and then there was this guy that went to another school and we like hooked up and then my mom called and said, hey, are there any cute girls that you're hooked up with?

And then when I got off the phone, I just lost it. And then it goes, like, crying, having a breakdown. He's like, vacuuming my mouth. I mean, you would not believe what was left in there after he left. And I've never stopped vacuuming ever since. I'm going. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So basically, TJ never had a conversation with his parents and He's just been hiding that part of his life and it's put a strange on his relationship. So you know Healthy so then Michele is like he's like, you know what like whoa I just realized like maybe the reason what I'm not really close to my family is

Cuz like I haven't told them that I'm gay Maybe like wow like you think it's hard coming out in the South in general, but try coming out like two pastors, right? Levels like, hi, sorry. Yeah, I've got to meet my mark and my mark is for other conversations about people. So by speaking of pastors, um, on to greener. Okay. Bye. Um, on to greener. Okay.

I'm sorry. TJ story just really depressed me because like here we thought he was living his truth and he's still not. So I'm just going to go over to Burb and Bubbles and just warn everyone sad pride party coming up. Yeah. God, but imagine from coming out front of two preachers, the most accepting people on the planet. Isn't that sad? Cause that's how't that sad because that's how it should be How it should be no by the way, I'm being I'm being joky, but I actually feel really bad for both of them because it's you know It's a shame that they have to have those obstacles to just being who they are

So then me me is doing real work in glasses So me is like I'm I have a real job and nobody forgot it. I'm hot in glasses and in my home office. So she does stuff like that and then we never see her again. I don't think, just gonna be mad. She's just like, I'm working from home. Hi, I'm on the phone.

Hey, just checking to see if you sent that wire out. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I misspeak? I meant to say, just checking to see if you do out your frozen Jimmy Chong, that's thinking of the break room. Karen. So then Bradley is working out because it's Bradley and then we see

Maddie on a motorbike with Trevor and she's like, are we going over the bridge? Oh my God. Holy shit. Are we going to go over the bridge on this? This fucking crazy. We're going to go over the, oh my God, we're on the bridge. We're on the bridge right now. We're going over the bridge right now. Oh Jesus. This bridge is doing something to me. We'll not shutting you the fuck up. My God.

Check this. What an honor for us to see someone go over a bridge for the first time in their lives. I did not know roads could go over water. This is insane right now. I saw a funny joke, a funny dad joke on Reddit. They were talking about the Raffinale Bridge. I don't know why.

But someone said, my grandpa made this joke that Thomas's grandfather built the bridge, but Thomas put in all the white lines. They're like, oh, I thought that was a good one. Good grandpa joke. Well, Joe is now looking at his empty fridge and being peanut butter, notably peanut butter. And then now we see Lucia and she's meditating with her man, Dave on. And they're like meditating by offense. And she's like, what are you thinking about? He's like, well, I'm thinking about certainty and respect communication and turns out he's

like not okay. Okay, Dave okay. Okay, day mon. Okay. Let's meditate so you can get your fucking feelings out when you were the shitty one of the first place. Okay. He's like, yeah, those are foundations for any progression moving forward because like if we're gonna get back together, we have to make sure this is right. And she's like, yeah, we're going through a rough patch because a few months ago, I had a relationship with someone before Dave on and didn't tell him but then he went through my phone and he found It was before you you don't fucking meditate for forgiveness when somebody fuck somebody before you get rid of Dave on

That's what I say loser Yeah, but also like it seems like they're going through like a real storyline with real personal stakes and the futures are like Yeah, let's just like put that in the montage with Mia calling into the office. Thanks. Okay, bye. I was like, okay Way to do Lucía dirty So now we got a T. J. N. Cameron there. I mean it is a real relationship real stakes I have a kid I get it, but when you're meditating to forgive some, I'm like, no, no, no. You deserve, it was probably an editor like me, he was like, no, fuck that guy. Put him right after the home office scene, okay?

Put him right after the Chimichanga, you know, absent mark. Oh, there's a squirrel running by my window. I just want to say, also should have been part of the montage. It should have been like, Maddie going across a bridge and then just a squirrel walking on a wall. The squirrel would be like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, are we going on the wall? Are we going on the wall?

So, now we're at the aquarium, TJ and Cameradar. And Cameradar is like, hey, did you ever have a pet fish when you were little and he's like, I had fish tanks, but no fish, just tanks, just look into them. I'm with the fish tanker. Have you ever vacuumed a fish tank? See, I learned everything from giving a break. And the cams like, well, I had a bed of fish named SpongeBob, but he only lasted one week.

But then I got a turtle. That was really hard. Do you like snakes? Do you just like, yep. Watch out for Cam. He doesn't give a fuck who he kills. Okay, that's what I'm getting from that line from Cam. Yeah, I agree.

How did you feel as a beta fish owner hearing that Cameron's SpongeBob fish to not last very long? Were you upset? Fish are very difficult. I will say that right now. Fish are a lot more difficult than you think. My beta baby gorgeous is doing fine,

but my other ones aren't doing so, you know. Really? It's up and down. I've lost a couple, you know? And then I look up. I'm like, what would I do wrong? The pH balance is right. The ammonia level is right.

The temperature is right. They got heaters. They got this. They got that. And you just never know. And sometimes the temperature is right, they got heaters, they got this, they got that, and you just never know. And sometimes the answer is like, fish fucking die. You know, there's a guy on YouTube that's like, fish fucking die, you never know why.

Okay, let's move on. Then he just puts another fish in there. I'm not, my sensitivity level is too much for that. It hurts. Like a little fish dies. I can't take it. And did you ever name your new baby snail? And is the baby snail part of a snail infestation or is it just a

baby snail? No people calm down. Oh my god. Like if there's a snail infestation, I'll take the snail off and put it in another thing. And it's like it's going to be okay. I'm never talking about this snail again. I can't believe how much controversy snail would cause, but I can't see it right now. I take a picture and show to you the other day and it was real teeny tiny. But the fish downstairs, what are we talking about this? They're the fish downstairs. Because there's actually a scene in Southern charm about fish and mentions of beta fish. It's actually surprisingly irrelevant engine. So I know that he comes out of the closet there because it's like the snails. They're afraid that there's one little snail baby and then boom, it's an infestation.

But yeah, the snails downstairs had babies a while ago. I mean, I think there's like six grown snails in there because apparently their lives are just like that. I mean, I think there's like six grown snails in there because apparently their lives are just like that. I mean, they come out and they immediately grow to be human guests and they just, I don't know, they formed little clubs and stuff. Wow, so you have six snails in there now? I have a ton of snails. I don't know, I need to go count them. That's the infestation.

Maybe, I mean, is that bad? I don't know if it's bad because I was curious after you after you messaged me about that you might have an Infestation I looked it up and I mean they do take care of all the bad stuff in the in the bowl You know, I think it's just a matter of how much you like having all those nails in there. No, what do I care? They're cute Yeah, so speaking of infestations here we are back on broth. So they I did like this little aquarium scene on the I worry for TJ. I'll tell you what's happening in great day is Grace Lilly, who we haven't even seen all episode. I mean, this is a gay pride episode.

You're gonna make us wait 20 minutes to see Grace Lilly. Hello. So she comes out and she's like, what a beautiful day. What a beautiful Sunday. The sun. Oh my gosh, the sun is my best friend.

If I'm sunbathing, I like to be nude. Naked all the way. My whole life I felt misunderstood and judged. Okay, especially by the moon. Moon doesn't know me. Sunness may, okay. I think it's because people want any reason not to like me. They say, Oh, she's too pretty. She's too sun-tanned. She travels the world. She goes to Tulum and meets fabulous people Yeah, everyone's just said jail so me sorry saying yeah, so I just put I just put I just get neck in and put motor oil on myself Okay, and one time I was in the neighborhood putting more put in this motor oil on my butt

There were some moms in the neighborhood. They got so upset so I can't go to that neighborhood pool anymore well in the neighborhood and they got so upset. So I can't go to that neighborhood pool anymore. Well, people aren't jealous of you. They want you to stop QG, QG shaming everybody else in the neighborhood who wants like a perfect naked little QG, like putting a sun lotion all over herself at the neighborhood pool. People are trying to keep their marriages together, man. Also, I mean, was she naked at the public pool? Because that's also the problem. She was. Meanwhile, it's really fucking no she was.

We're learning what all sorts of people like on the show. So Grace Lilly lives the sun and guess what Emmy loves? Blackout curtains. Yes, I love my blackout curtains. I get to sleep until noon and I wake up and I wait, wait half of my day and I have the whole other half of my day to enjoy. Yeah, I can see half of the day. And we'll say normal people are supposed to see the sun this type of day. Because like law school will never be an option if I sleep till noon

every day. And where I want life to go doesn't seem like a life where blackout curtains are involved. You're the drunk one. You're the one who can't hold your fucking alcohol, sir. And we can get right. She can fall down on our face and get up and probably defend, you know, five cases better than you ever kid. You are making well season life. Yeah. While making well season Brussels sprouts too, I'd like to add. We're not gonna blame Emmys, extremely high class velvet,

all of the green blackout curtains for your city ability to stop being a bartender and pass a bar exam, okay? That's absolutely you. Yeah, exactly. Because I grew up in a law firm that my dad and mom run and like I have an ambition to do

something more professional in my life than serve vodka so does in bud lights. It's like, well, you certainly are good. Well, good luck. Girl, you're a nippo baby and you still can't become a lawyer. Jesus, all you literally have to do is pass the test and your whole life is already set up for you. Come on, well, Jesus. Yeah. I'm, what is it with these guys in Charleston having trouble focusing on their law careers? It seems to be a real issue. Um, I don't know.

So I have an answer for that. You don't have to wait for a touricle. It was a touricle, actually. It was a real it was rhetorical. It was rhetorical actually. It was reaperlment oracle. It's reaperlment. Real perlment's like, come on, get your act together. If you want to be part of the re-end and any law firm, you got to stop partying until 2 a.m. So yeah, he blames her for him not passing law school. And then she's like, he's like, yeah, I can't do vodka on the rest of my life.

And Emmy tells us her life vision. She's like, I see, well, I'm like my 40th with him having like his own law firm. And we got two kids in a nice house in Charleston. And he's sitting with her in the diorama room. And he's like, those fantasies sounds more you than me. She's like, um, this fantasy is shown to more you than me. She's like, well, if you go to law school, steady,

you know, get it, get a degree and we get married and have kids, then I'll get rid of my blackout curtains. Okay, I'll get it. I'll get an eye mask. I think those curtains will be up for a long time. So, but good for her because that's the bargain. You tell me how to live my life when you're fucking paying for it.

That's right. That's right. So now we go to my Kell. My Kell is gonna do round two of a coming out scene because he already came out to his friend. And his friend was like very chill about it. His friend was like, no, I got you, no matter what. So he's like, well, I need to get more of a response.

So let me do it with my dad now instead. So he goes and meets up with his dad. And it's the same thing as like, I'm never told my dad that I'm gay. I'll have a rose, please. Thanks very much. But then he starts talking about how his parents divorced and he goes, funny story. I never learned how to, I never learned how to write a bike because it was something I was supposed to do with my dad. But then like, that's how I knew my parents worked together because like I took my training wheels off You took my training wheels off and then I never saw them again funny story. I was like I'm crying I don't know

This is this is very sad That was sad, but this is crossing my limit that I made a long time ago of one coming out seen per show Okay, I'm not coming to a show every week to watch somebody come out of the closet. You got it. You got your My Sweet 16 and it was with your friend last week who was kind of hot and maybe you can blow now sometimes after church, okay? That's it. That's all you get from me. I've hit my limit. Ben, take it from here. Well, so, you know, he's basically talking, Michele said about how he's really doing all the stuff in the night life scene and he says, he goes,

I know I'm doing things that I never thought I'd be able to do just from taking a chance, a simple chance and he's like, swinging his rosé with his pinkies up and everything, he's like, I don't know if my dad knows. I don't know if my dad knows. And so, maybe he's talking. The name is on from rosé to a martini, which he spells. It is.

And his dad is martini. His dad's like, listen, I see you. I see you out there living your life. I mean, look, that's your story. You don't have to tell me. Now, I did enjoy the really long, drunken voicemail. You left about how you realize that you could carry ice from a machine upstairs to a bar. That was impressive, but you don't have to tell me every little thing. And he's

like, I'm pretty sure that's telling me that like, I don't, he doesn't want to know. Like, you don't have to tell me. So, I mean, what I'm supposed to do with that. Yeah, the dad's like, look, you just don't have to tell me. And then Michele starts to like, he like revs himself up, like, you can tell he's about to say like, dad, I'm gay. He's like, well, the thing is, and then his marching, he just falls over. And that goes, that was God. That was God's web saying, we got it.

We got it. We're moving forward. And he is like, listen, it doesn't matter where you go, Mikey, you just keep pressing because everybody's proud of what you're doing. Um, we can see that you're a good boy. Okay. And it's like, yeah, he was going to talk about it. I mean, I guess you don't want to talk about it. And he goes, no, when everything is done, will you come back and sing for us? And then we call this like, he just starts like singing full out at the table and the dad's like, God, only this kid were gay. I mean, he really had gone places right now.

Man, we could really market him, you know, and help our church out of, only he would come out of the closet. It was actually so lovely. They start harmonizing together. It was so sweet. I loved it. So then we go from this very, very sweet moment to a grace lily putting Brad in drag and Brad goes.

My drag name is going to be Rose because I'm a beautiful Rose and a beautiful flower. But I have thorns. That's not how drag names work, Brad. Yeah. So then they decorate the bar and Will's gotten cuties to say, you're beautiful. He's like, I think that works.

And then he's like, you know, lost cool. It's like 100% just for me. And I spent your cultivating knowledge and hospitality. I mean, I would just need love to give me more responsibility. More responsibility. You just put out the, your beautiful cups. Take a, take a loan off.

Okay. Baby steps. Yeah. I mean, I think that's what Leva is looking for in one of her managers. Someone who doesn't quite have enough willpower to seek out on Amazon some simple rainbow cups and just find something at CVS and it's like, this will work, right? So then Joe comes and he gets his makeup done and he comes out in his pink wig and his dress

and he comes out in his pink wig and his dress and shows like, we have VIP tables and Levis says, I literally just saw Bradley and like, dead, I'm dead. Like I literally died. Like I'm seriously, I'm not even here anymore. Like, I'm Brad goes, I'm Rose, I'm Rose, I'm Rose. Okay guys, so not everyone is scheduled to work today, but these efforts, these leaps are like, these leaps on days like this make actually a big jump. And you guys like took the initiative, kudos to you guys.

Hopefully everyone else will show up. We got to hit marks. Okay, I'm going to circle back around as per my previous email. Okay. Thanks so much, guys. So we can't really tell how busy it gets because the camera shots are so close up on just the staff parting. I don't know if anybody's there. Like you can't really tell if this is a big thing or not. So McCell comes and he's like, yeah, it's pretty cool to see manly men wearing dresses.

This is what Pride is. It's supporting, which is really not. I feel like if a bunch of straight guys showed up kind of in mocking dress of drag queens, they would get their ass kicked at LA Pride. What do you think? I think, yeah, I can't tell because this was encouraged by a gay man.

So supporting that way is supportive. But I agree there's like that element of appropriation. Yadi, yadi, yadi. That's not appropriation to me. To me, it's more like, look, I'm so straight. I'm dressed like a fucking girl. So don't anybody think I'm a fag. That's like what I'm getting from it.

Mm. Okay. I don't have, so it's rubbing me the wrong way, okay? But guess what? So this will be literally everything that happens today. Everything. Getting rubbed the wrong way is part of their gay pride experience. So um, so Grace is like,

they're bad bitches, they're complete bombshells. Like the sun, what's up, son? They might be the baddest bitches on King's tree. And no one's there. What's up son? They might be the baddest bitches on King Street. And no one's there. And so Emmy shows up with Trevor and somebody. And Mikhail has a date named Chris who's really cute. And he's like, oh, I'm at this guy, and we hit it off.

It's going to be such a great pride. And so we just see him hurting. And Madison tells us, after the Griffith, I think the vibe is just like off off with people and I like feel like this is like, like, team bonding and it's like, this is just what we need. I was like, cause the Gryffind. Ever since the Gryffind, it's been crazy.

It's like our well-oiled machine is back and well-oiled again with peanut butter. So then TJ Cameron shows up again, fresh from murdering some small animal somewhere and leave, love us like, oh my god, like y'all look like you could be on a sailing magazine or something. TJ's like, thank you so much. She's like, I didn't mean that as a compliment. And Cameron's like, TJ, he's going to be a great sailor one day. I love it, goes, oh my god, he's talking about the future.

I love him. And TJ's like, yeah, I think I've had a good guy. It's refreshing. Today, I went to vacuum and I opened the link compartment and it had been emptied. And afterwards, afterwards, when I was on vacuuming, he started whistling the pop-by-themed song. You're gonna be a great sailor someday to you, Jay. What does that mean to you? Jay's gonna be a great sailor someday. Is this the path they're going down? Sailboat racing?

I guess TJ likes boats. I mean, I don't know. I don't see like boats, but he likes boats in like an old fashioned way, like old fashioned boats, old fashioned sailboats. I don't know. I think they're at that point in dating where like like boats in like an old fashioned way, like old fashioned boats, old fashioned old boats. I don't know, I think they're at that point and dating where like maybe he has like a nautical decoration and Cam was like, oh, so you like boats and teachers like, yeah, so Cam's just trying to be supportive.

Like he's gonna be a great sailor one day. I'm just waiting for them to both like blast down in the full sailor, you know, from New York, New York, what a beautiful place. Beautiful town, the bounces up and the batteries down, the people riding the whole of the world, New York, New York. It's a hell of a town. Oh, don't sugar me with that. I'll go on forever with that. I love that one. Well, I had no idea you loved that one so much. Come on, man. I had no idea you like sailing.

Oh, burn. Okay. So then we go to Lucia and Bradley who are driving together. Oh, by the way, Michele's just dancing around going, it feels so great living my trails. Which is actually pretty cute. So Lucia and Bradley are driving and they're talking like they're like best friends. And so Lucia is like, yeah, we haven't had time to talk because like, I mean, Dave on and I were taking some space because he won't try, he won't stop trying to tell me off through meditation. And it's really annoying because like have to sit there silently and like

listen to him telling me off between hums. Like fuck that. It's like the worst way to get told off ever. Yeah, especially because we're doing like Linda Cardly meditation and not just weird. So then, uh, no season four of dead again, even though I'm not really sure how that would happen, but I'm sure it could. If someone up there really cared Reboot of madman but focusing on her character Sylvia who's in like one episode

So Brad's like does the unknown variables not bother you and she goes Yeah, I mean yeah, I guess. But like I've just had feelings as a girlfriend, but as a mother, I have to control those feelings, you know? I like to have on to her. I mean, I get that he's hurt. It's just rocky waters. And then we see a clip of him mad that she's late.

And he's like, well, I've got anxiety because you were late and I didn't sign up for that. I'm like, guess what? You became a father. So you signed up to be anxious all the fucking time until your child is an adult, a fully functioning adult. And you can take the responsibility for that along with Lucía and stop just jetting whenever you feel like you no longer have to take responsibility because your meditation is told you don't

have to. You are in this. So be in this to win this, sir. Don't make me come over there. Yeah. Lucy is basically like, you know, she's like, I'm not sure where we go next. I'm sure we'll get over this. She's basically in like a relationship's crossroads. And Brad is like, yeah. So can I tell you about a text that Kayla got? it's like, okay, I guess we're done with the CEO then. Also, I have to say one thing that really cracked me up was at relationships that actually matter. It's actually a world.

Meeting full relationships that could impact a child. So at the top of the scene, I thought one thing that was funny, it was that Brad was describing his relationship with Lucia. He's like, yeah, we're not like these other people who have like vampire relationships, who live like vampires. We actually wake up in the morning like Lucia is sort of my best friend. Whenever possible, we work out. So I'm talking about what you need, you know? Someone who wakes up at the same time as you and likes to work out. I mean, basically his whole life is all his relationships

are centered around his ability to work out with people. That's what that is. And what time you wake up, that's a big one. Waking up is a big contributor to relationships. Like waking up at the same time as somebody. Yeah. So, it's hard to hide judgment, right? Like you and I live in different time zones.

I live in central, you live in, um, I live in specific. So it's always two hours later than me. And sometimes, you know, I get up at like seven, 30 because I'm an old bitch, seven, 30 or eight. So I looked out at my text and I'll be like, wow, Ben hasn't answered my text since last night and it is nine, 30 in the morning. What a lazy bitch. Like, what a fucking

loser. I can't even believe I've built a life with this person. And then the other part of me is like, but Ronnie, you're two hours apart and you know, it's only 7.30 his time. But the other part of me doesn't care. No, I feel that pressure that I'm awake when you're asleep and I naturally just feel better than you. And I feel like it, what happens is, what happens to you in an event? Well, no, I feel that pressure. I feel the, because I feel the pressure, I know that you're awake,

because I feel like there are a lot of days where you're like, okay, I just took notes on three shows, so right over to what you are. And it's like 80m for me. And then, and then it's like, and it's like, okay, I'm gonna do my work. But then on your end, you're like, well, since you've been up since like five hours before I woke up,

you're ready to take a nap. So you're like, let's start recording so I can take a nap. So I'm like, I have both the, like, oh, he's been awake and I have to play catch up and I have to put him to sleep. That's true. And you, there's no upside for you

because at nine, when you're awake And I'm asleep like I got a bed at whatever midnight You can't even be like ha ha stupid's going to bed early because I still win because I'm being responsible by being a bed earlier You see like I win so I did not have breakfast today I did not have breakfast today because of this I was like you got no like we're not Ronnie needs these and you get us after the nap. He needs to, he wants to record the episodes so we can take a nap, okay?

So I'm working out. I don't take naps anymore, aren't you know why? Because I quit nicotine, I still am smoking this nicotine free thing until I kick this. But it's been four days with that nicotine, so I've kicked nicotine. I go. And all I drink now is this matcha powder shit, which is the new

mess, I guess. I mean, listen to me, even in this weekend, I'm jealous. I'm like, I didn't even have a few shots for 10 seconds. And then I'm fine. And then I'm furious for 10 seconds. I'm joking out of my seat from this fucking mocha. That's not much of that's Bravo. But the point is that Ronnie wakes up earlier than I do. By dint of his geographical

position in this country. Right. And it's you. So like, I love you no matter what. I love you no matter how lazy you turn, you know, through the years together. But if this was anybody else, I'd be like, I'm sorry, we can't be friends. It's not working. It's hard. I woke up at 8 a.m. today and got right to work. Got right to work. Got right to work. It's hard. I woke up at A.M. today and got right to work. Got right to work. Got right to work. And I still was behind. Because I'm like, there's no way for me to not be behind. Oh, there's a ghost to scroll again. There's no way for me to not be behind. Because I'm literally geographically behind. And I'm not going to be one of those people that's

like, I'm going to work on central time. I'm going to work on the specific time. I'm a competitive person. I'm going to eventually just move to Australia so I could beat all your asses. Because tomorrow already. Okay, so the point is, Brandon Lucia, have a talk and Brad is mad because he's like, okay, so I've been seeing Kayla, right? And it's like for the first time in a long time

I've been truly interested. And she used to work as a hostess at Republic, so she somewhat knows Maddie. So Maddie, this guy needs to pick up the charisma, because right now all I see is an Instagram filter talking. It's putting me to sleep. Yeah, he's lack of charisma carpenter right here. So, um, Either way, he is just denying, once again, he just denying the visitor, etc. He's like, he's like, Maddie.

Because Maddie told this girl that like, he's a cheater and you need to watch out. And he's like, what the hell? Like, why would you do that to somebody I'm dating? And she's supposed to be my friend and it blows my mind And he's like yeah, she's implying I'm a cheater and I've had two girlfriends in my life and I haven't cheated on either one of them So now we go to Maddie who's shopping for sneakers with Trevor at Colo Kex Colo Kex and Trevor's wearing a Colo Kex shirt

So I wonder if he works at Colo Kicks. Colo Kicks and Trevor's wearing a Colo Kicks shirt, so I wonder if he works at Colo Kicks. So Matt is like, so are you gonna come to like Marchini Monday today? It's like the first annual gay pride thing. I was thinking we could have like sex in the back room or something like that. And Trevor's like, do you think that joke, Brad? They will be there.

I mean, sometimes like he's like been showing up for shit and sometimes he hasn't. So it's like, it's like hard to know you know I'm looking who wants cola kicks Adam and Josh own cola kicks because yeah, they're they're getting some major representation on this show Because she's like look let's wear like the twin shoes. We got a cola caps So he's like, yes, Travis speaking of the team, what's going on with Bradley?

And she's like, yeah, I mean, he's nice, but he's skanking, he's shady as fuck. And we'd literally caught him in the alley, getting his dick sucked by a girl, who's not even his girlfriend last week. Yeah, so I went up to Kayla and I was like, hey, girl, have you ever heard of music before? It's so good.

You guys also, by the way, like being friends with Sierra and this whole Reagan situation, I just wanna say, protect your heart. Like that's all, you just like protect your heart. Okay, because there's a well-oiled machine here and when I get stopped being well-oiled, your heart can get hurt. So protect your heart, girl.

Yeah, because I've known Kayla forever and she worked her a republic before Bradley and so she came in to talk about a relationship and I was like protect your heart because I feel like that to talk about a relationship and I was like, protect your heart because I feel like that's broad. You know what I mean? Because protect your heart, that just means safe. I mean, maybe I was saying take fish oil pills.

You know what I mean? But I'm not saying, hey, I watched Brad get his dick sucked in the back alley, because that did happen. That did happen. Okay, the day before I opened the door and he's getting his dick sucked. So protect your heart. You know what I mean?

You're welcome, Brad. You're welcome. You're welcome, Brad. You're welcome. You're welcome, Brad. I just basically outed what you were doing the back alley. You're welcome. So then Brad, Brad, these like, so, so Luccia, get this. Maddie texted Joe Bradley. You know, if you had a girlfriend, Brad would try to fuck her like damn can we not move on and best that shit into your relationship so it actually works out this time and he doesn't box someone else. Yeah and then we go to Pride and Monday gay rainbow drinks. There's like Martini setup and all the gay pride colors going down the bar and stuff

and they're like bubbles and poop bottles and puppies or whatever. And so I mean, Kels, like, uh, yeah, I mean, today, like we want a really upscale version of like prize. It's going to be way better. Like, boozing bubbles. It's going to be like so much better. Yeah, he's like a CpB upscale version. And so um, Grace Lilly shows up in the door, the door man opened the door, both doors. She goes, oh my gosh, double doors, just for grace. Lily, oh my God, you think the sun was walking in here right now. And because like Christian's coming, Christian's coming today, Christian's coming.

And T.T. goes, don't call him 30 times. Okay, don't. Because I just called him a little, stop calling him. I know you, stop calling him. He's like, okay. So, um, Miguel and Maddie were in the same sneakers. They're all excited about that. And then, um, Joe, Joe, what do you say? Colikex from Colikex. We've got like ex Colikex. Colikex. Go over it. Go like it. And then Joe goes up to Will and Joe

goes, yeah, it's kind of weird to see us not working. Like Like you guys hang out with each other all the time. I don't understand this. Yeah, it's weird. So we're just see it not working. I know. Yeah, it's weird. It's like crazy. So Bradley pulls Maddie aside.

He's like, hey, could you come talk to me and she's like, oh my god, I fell asleep literally in the middle of your sentence. Could you like try saying that with a little bit more energy? Okay, what do you want? And Lucy is like, yeah, if you poke a bear, it's gonna bite. It's like, well thanks for that insert. So Brad's like, so you know what I want to talk to you,

Maddie, right? She's, I mean, like I'm confused. Like, I'll say that. Like, I'm confused about it. Maybe you could tell me. He's like, well, where are you telling Kayla to watch out for Brad? She says, um, no, I said protect your heart.

Protect your heart. Like literally move 20 extra minutes a day. You know what I mean? That's all. Like make sure you get up and you stand up and you're not just always sitting. You know, make sure you have like some green vegetables. Like literally just make sure you have like

an extra jewel case for your heart CD. Okay, like that's all it means. You don't want to like leave that out on like on the surface where he get dusty. Protect your heart. Yeah, but that's insinuating that I'm going to do something bad and that's not being a good friend, Maddie.

She's like, oh really? Telling people to protect our hearts not good. Really? Like protect your heart. I mean, I'm sorry. Do you get mad at doctors? Like, are you? Are you mad at doctors?

Would you get mad at somebody who suggested you need a piece of fish once a week over beef? Okay, is that fair? Oh, so now like, I'm the bad guy because I insured my DVD box head of heart to heart. Like, I don't understand what's wrong. Okay, like, I'm the bad guy now. I'm pretty good at my heart.

It's like, but you're giving her a reason to worry. I mean, that's some mean girl shit. Like I would never do that to you. That's not cool. Why would you do that? Just, uh, Brad, I saw you in the alleyway with a girl like last week and I was telling her to protect her heart. That's it.

And like, listen, I don't know what terms like you're on. Like, what, you know, is your dating heart? Like, I don't know if you're like on the terms for you're like on the alleyway and you're simple gets undone, she blows you like, hard those the terms. Like, I literally don't know. you're like on the terms real like an alleyway and you're simply gets undone She blows you like are those the terms like I literally don't know so protect your heart That's fucked up Maddie that's fucked up and goes to be continued wow Bradley got a to be continued Yeah congrats and it was actually the saddest TBC ever because it was next week on the season finale of Southern hospitality.

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