Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: Reaganomics

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

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Come under our Patreon. That's where we do our on-demand videos. So today we wanted to do Southern hospitality because we just haven't done that one in a while on-demand. So for all of our videos, just go over to Patreon. That's also where our bonus episodes are, okay. Yeah, I am this show, Southern hospitality, never ceases to amaze me. I really want to know, are people watching this show? I think I say this every week, but are people watching this show?

Because they should be watching it. It's ridiculous. This show's amazing. I don't know if anybody's watching it. I'm watching it. It's all that really matters. Of course, I say that and then every show I like it's canceled. I don't know. I like it though. So the opening of it is Mia again, which is Mia got two opening narration so far. She is definitely winning in the opening narration tally, I think. Right? Yeah.

She's doing a great job. And it's more of the same. It's like Grace Lilly. Grace Lilly was like this. Everyone didn't like Grace Lilly at NASCAR. And then we left the house a mess. Anyway, so then we have that awful theme song. I really hate the theme song.

Oh, I know a place where you can go. Are you coming out tonight? Oh, are you coming out tonight? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because they got Trixi Monacole from Charleston to come up with some new music today in the show that was actually quite good, I must say. It was some of our finest Southern charm work. And they were like, you know what, Trix, we're gonna need something younger because this one isn't about old rapy guys with big giant ears, you know, in pregnant 18-year-olds. And she was like, okay, oh, make one on the girl in a town, a good, a pretty girl in a town. But then they added some,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and some Charleston flare to it. I think she did a very nice job. Give her a crack at the opening. I say, yeah, I think, I think so. a very nice job. Give her a crack at the opening, I say. Yeah, I think so. I think this opening is very much an afterthought. It's like a scrap that they found on the editing room floor. The show deserves better. The show deserves something dynamic.

It deserves something in the style of Vanderpump rules, not in the style of Southern charm. And it's a huge black eye on a show that is in itself just its own black eye. Like it's literally a black eye of a show. It's a black eye on Bravo. It's a black eye on humanity. And yet, even black eyes deserve to have a good theme song, right?

I guess, but I'd take issue with you saying that it deserves better than Southern Charm. How dare you, I love the Southern Charm theme. No, but Southern Charm, the theme song, the Southern Charm is for... He's in magazines. He's got more honey than I'm honey, honey, honey, yeah. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. That's like the best theme song on Bravo. What are you talking about?

No, but what I'm saying is the Southern Charm theme song is more like... It's for like the good old boys. It's like, you know, Charleston, Fuddy Dutdies. And then, but like what you, you know, for like, I should be in the Van A'Fan Bruelled Summer House style where it's like, you know, you're a waitress because you have nothing in life. Boom. Sorry, that's a little more to add. You know, make both of those. Make that with the, bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap- somebody post on social media, horrible thing. Like was am I your gynecology appointment with you? And I just like that because I feel like this cast would be

the gynecologist like that. Like you want to see my JJ find it, find it. Just like twerking up against the metal table like yeah, I'm getting in there, Doc. So love is like okay so here's tip number one. If you all want a party with people, Trevor can party with you. He doesn't work for me and he's not held to my standard, which is already extremely low. I mean, hello, look at all of you, but you guys are, you guys are held to my standard. And so if Trevor makes a video of you that you don't think should be on IG, you should be telling him not to post the video

So the TLDR on this is it's not Trevor's fault. It's your fault for not speaking up and Maddie opens her mouth like she's gonna argue with it But this side is very quickly not to because guys today's tie-dye night So you don't want to mess with love on tie-dye might okay? It's apparently a very big night at the restaurant. So love is like, I mean, she tells us, they're like stunning, beautiful girls and maybe I'm just like from a different generation, but I thought it was a very demeaning. Honey, you have them, sorry for calling you honey, because that's demeaning first of all.

But you have them dressed in band-aids and using their sexuality on IG to get people into your clubs in the first place. So let's stop glorious, Steineming this shit and your fucking crop top business suit. Okay. I don't need to speak from you, Susan B. Anthony. Yeah. Like also, let's not forget that before they were captured on Trevor's phone and put on Instagram They were captured by the Bravo cameras you invited into your workplace, okay? So let's not forget that so

Love is like I suspended my disbelief too hard So love is like your faces and your Instagrams are your business cards. Okay. And I'm just realizing this. And wow, I have been sending people to the use car shop way too much by accident. My businesses are on your profiles. You are 30 years old And we'll say, um, not yet, but all the host. And she's like, whatever. Well, okay, that answer makes me even more angry. And I'm gonna put a dot, dot, dot there because I don't know why it would. And it goes like, wait, wait, wait, wait, look, the war just haven't been like, we're like posting stuff. Like, I'm not saying it's right. And then we go, if it looks shitty, then don't post it. And Matt,

he's like, um, but to me, it looked like two gorgeous girls comfortable with their bodies, posing on Instagram. Like, what's wrong with that? Like, what is that? Yeah, having a time of their lives while a guy pours white cloth on them, and then laughs and then posts it on Instagram

and puts a caption up like sluts in white claw, like and subscribe, you know, that's just like embracing our comfortableness, okay? And so, level's like, I don't give a shit what your answers are for it. And the discussion, I don't wanna hear another word about it. Joe, I can't tell, are you mouth breathing or do you have something to say?

I just wanna say that our republics in our Instagram bio. So, you know, okay, Joe, thank you very much. Thank you, Joe. Okay, back to work, everyone. Yeah, there's such butt cussers because it's not just a spot where, yeah, Joe's like, yeah, it says Republican or profiles, by the way, everybody, by the way. Yeah, Joe, okay, we get it. You're going to write five pages baking for a raise later.

Okay, shut it. So everyone's like, agh, agh, agh, so they go back to work to put, you know, their string bikinis on for their dinner service or whatever. And then we get this really empowering song while we're in an episode about empowering people. Ching, Ching, bling, bling, you're gonna need a Mr. Ring. Ching-ching, you need a ring.

That's the thing because the lady can't be a king. What a fucking disgusting stereotype of a song for this city. Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me with this song? You don't need no fucking king, okay? It has Elizabeth just gone in the ground if we not forgotten. You don't need no fucking king. Okay. It has Elizabeth just gone in the ground. Have we not forgotten? You don't need a king. How dare you song? Yeah, but for me, Rob, the public song King Street,

and it's like the biggest club on King Street, and like King Street's action, the Republic Instagram bio. So it kind of like makes sense a little bit. So Maddie is like, you know, drinking coffee and then they were peed again, and then we see Joe in the shower. He's taking the jacks about shot in the shower. He's like, Hey, guys, you're getting a normal part of my life, want to get me in my

glass shower. See you there. I like Maddie being bad at filler, at like, be your role. She likes it so I know how to do it because she has a cup of coffee and she drinks it because, aw, hit the spot and then she puts it down and walks away. Like, you know, like when you drink beverages you usually stick around. No, she's like, I gotta go. Aw, hit the spot.. And Grace Lili is going after her catch like, hi, penalty, wavy, gravy, penalty, and the catch just darks up the stairs. Like, I'm not getting we, I'm

not being put in this. Yeah, they don't pay me enough for this said. So then we see Grace Lili in the car with Lucia and they are both like licking Molly pops. And let's see it's like listen, I just want you to know you're being supported because you know, we can all make mistakes. And you know that I'm going to tell you when you make mistakes. She goes, I know, I know. Sometimes I've just made people to put me in my place because sometimes I just don't even know what I'm doing. Yeah, like, and that specifically applies that driving your car.

So she like fears and defies like, if I can't, I don't know. Yeah, if I can't text, how come she can like suck on a lollipop? I call in fairness. So hey, thanks Stoplot. Thanks for telling me to stop. Sometimes I just need to be putting my plays.

Thank you. Hey, Lucy, did you see the highlights saying, hi, hi, there's cameras up there. She's like stopping. Let's take a picture of you if you stop in the middle of the intersection. So, Lucy is talking about how when Grace was first hired at Republic, she was 19 and all about like

the moon and moon rituals and like all that kind of stuff. As well, always walking around barefoot and and and stuff and things like that. And Lucia is like, you know, we have like a really strong connection. Like we are both in toward divine feminine energy. And like, I don't believe Grace means to be hurtful when she does act out. She's just expressing herself and the only way she knows how and a very sad, bratty, pretty stupid way. That's all. And then we see a clip of her being like,

Oh, it's no now, I'm excluded because I call the bitch a slank. Bann. Also, I love to take keep making it seem like Lucía is 97 years old. Because she says she's like, I've known Grace Lillie since she was 19 years old. And then they show a picture of them, how old are you? You look like two years older than her. Why are you acting like you're the old lady in the Titanic, telling the story about your goddamn jewel that fell to the bottom of the ocean.

There's a jewel in the bottom of the ocean. That's just gracefully doing it, jumping into the ocean to find the the emerald or whatever it was. So um Grace is like, you know, I really respect you. I look up to you and leather like role models. Okay, and I'm just so thankful that you're here helping me because I need this, you know, good vibes only. Wavy, wavy gravy baby. Let's go. Get mev has given me the case to the castle. Cloud nine is my first event that I ever done put on myself. And then we see a flyer as of course, pink.

And it's like Cloud nine nine Thursdays hosted by Grace Lilly featuring our cloud nine cotton candy cocktail throwback tracks all night long. I was like, this is huge. This is big. A pink flyer that says Grace Lilly on it. No, you know, that'd be on my LinkedIn. That would be my cover photo. I'd be on my LinkedIn. That would be my cover photo. I'd be like,

Concanning things. With throwback music, which for Grace Dilly is like listening to, I don't know, Teenage Dream or something. So she's very excited about this. And she's like, yeah, there's gonna be Perseco, Envive, and Rose, and Flowers, and it's gonna be like, hop a, bop a, pink, ay, I love, hop a, bop pink. What's up with Bopalbop pink, Ronnie? I don't know what that is. Bopalbop is bubble gum, and it's pink.

It's a pink bubble gum. So, she's like, yeah, I'm doing this at Burbinding Bubbles. It's super big. And then it says three weeks earlier. And she's like, Levin, I wanna do something so different. I want it to be pink, like Rosé and pink. And then love it's like,

I wanna see an email. So then we see two weeks earlier. So it takes her a week to get around to this email. And then we see her weeks earlier. So it takes her a week to get around to this email. And then we see her composing the email. Pink, fun, pink rose, pink elephant, mosquito bite, pink, pink eye, macarons. How do you spell macarons? She's just doing word association at this point, you know?

Anything to speak. She's like, can this party be hung by ropes on an amphitheater and spun around? It's like, well, not that pink. So she goes to a flower shop, right? So she goes, ha! So she goes on a flower shop. She says, oh my god, it's so pretty.

You guys got flowers. Okay, here's what I'm looking for. Sexy, fun, hubba, bubba, pink. Hey, I love hubba, bubba. Do you have anything we can use tonight like an assortment, like pink or purple? Oh, I like this flower because it looks like a vagina. And that's the most beautiful thing about a woman.

We create, we procreate. Pirate of the pussy. Know what I'm saying? And the lady working in the flower shop's like, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. By the way, I also want to point out that like we have sat through several minutes of build up of like, thank you for supporting me on this. Thank you for coming with me. I mean, I really thought she was going to go, she was going to the doctor or something. She's just going to flower shop to buy flowers. Thank you Lucy, if you're supporting me here, I didn't know if I could pick out these flowers on my own.

And she says, I know Leva didn't like my post about power of the pussy, but I feel like my post Like my pussy is sacred and we see it's like yeah, she she doesn't give a fuck and I like that I like I'm being forced to be her friend for the Three weeks The producer said if I want to be on the show, I have to really like this girl. She said, well, I feel like some people we work with don't know what they are or who they're doing in their lives, like what they're doing, who they're doing. You know what?

I went through a spiritual awakening. I've been through four that I know of. It's like, you know, when you hit your snooze alarm, you know, your alarm goes off, and you're like, you know it's time to awaken up, but you wanna sleep a little bit longer. So I basically had one spiritual awakening, but I hit the snooze four times. That's how that kind of worked out for me.

Yeah, I've been on this path since I was 15, when I had some really traumatic things happened to me, and I had to out for me. Yeah, I've been on this path since I was 15 when I had some really traumatic things happen to me and I had to be sent away. Okay, so Grace Lilly has alluded to her trauma for what is this episode five or some episode six, for six episodes. She keeps talking about some horrible trauma that she went through. And listen, this is reality TV and people are putting that shit all over the TV. Okay, we've heard about so many traumas, so many horrible traumas over the years. This was hers.

Well, I did a lot of bad things when I was in my teens. I wanted to be like bad, okay? I wanted to be with the bad boys. I wanted to chase that thrill and that lifestyle. So I was caught joy riding with the stone vehicle and the judge had to send me away. You know, never forget when he told me I could have been dead and ditched. That's your fucking trauma stealing someone else's car. How's that your trauma? That's my trauma. Where's my car? Where's my car? I know. I love that she phrased it like that was something that happened to her. No, you actively participated in a felony. I was traumatized by the time I sold that car. And that's why I know who I am and what I want out of this life, because I feel like an old soul,

my company, Egyptian Princess, or like a Egyptian Princess God in my past life. And then I was a warrior, and I was fighting for my lands. I feel like, I know what I feel like, I feel like an Egyptian Princess, who wants Stola chariot, I'm an old soul. You wanna hear about trauma? I was probably bug-up before they found her, who want stola chariot, I'm an old soul.

You want to hear about trauma? I was probably bug up before they found hub at a marium. That's my greatest trauma in my other life. Hey, you know what I did in my other life? I remember it so clearly. I remember I was friends with pebbles and bam, bam. And I said, hey, guys, let's go for a ride. And we just took her dad's car and our little feet went riding

all the way down this street before, you know, the dinosaur pulled us over and gave us a ticket. It was on a piece of stone. It was a very heavy ticket. I was definitely on a pirate ship sailing on the seven seas, getting fucked on the pirate ship. I love that that is an actual thing that she said. And it sounds exactly like it was just in a yes and to my

stupid flintown scenario. And her fast life, she was on a pirate ship getting fucked. I can't so much. And everybody does she know what old soul means? She's like, I'm an old soul Getting fucked on a pirate ship More fuckable soul on that pirate ship and Lucy is like okay, so I Support you, but do you think anyone else is gonna show up to support you? And she is well not one of them is posted in my event flyer like they didn't post nothing

One of them is posted in my event flier, but they didn't post nothing. Right. Which actually does not become a plot point whatsoever. I thought it would be like a whole thing like, none of you guys support me and I'm trying to come back to the fold, but actually has no bearing on anything. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So now it's two hours until the big event, and she's like on the street being like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh, hey, hey, Amy, do you think anyone's gonna be going to Grace Lillie's event? I mean, like, what do you think? Do you think anyone's gonna go? Because like, that's not. And he's like, I think me is going. And she goes, there's no way I'm going to Grace Lillie's event. She smeared my best friend by calling her a slut. And then we see a clip of Grace Lillie just going, she'll probably have a new guy next week. I mean, I don't care. She probably find a new guy next week. Where do I care? She'll probably find a guy next week.

God. Meanwhile, 200 years ago. She'll probably find a new pirate next week. She'll probably find another pirate next week just like a wenge at the local. Yeah. She'll probably find some of the club wherever they head and drag her into another cave next week.

She'll probably find some of the club wherever they head and drag her into another cave next week. She'll probably find some of the club wherever the head and drag her into a cave next week. She probably just find another guy to club. She probably find another Roman emperor to the fuck next week. She'll probably find another emperor. That's clear. She'll probably find another another breed of animal to buy to lead on to an arc to fuck next week. She's just old self. She'll probably find another guy to event the vehicle next week. We'll pop up on another guy to event cars next week.

Just taking. It's the replacement. It's the exact same thing over and over. It was cracking. It's not shaming for centuries. So she's like, Emmy's like, why would I even support Grace? Like she's got candles and crystals for that.

Like she can save herself. And Emily, Emmy, Emmy's like, and crystals for that. Like she can favor self. And Emily, Emmy. Emmy's like, yeah, for me, I'm just like, they've, I'm not at bourbon and bubbles, then I'm working in Republic. So I'm supporting the business. And Maggie's like, yeah, yeah, we're supporting the business by working, right?

Yeah, yeah, you can stop popping your head, we're marrying catch ups right now. She's a catch up bottle up to her head. She's like, yeah. Hey, I mean, have you ever heard of music before? It's so cool. So then, I would have- Oh, my family is musicians.

What did she say last week when she- She'd let us to believe in her family? Yeah, she's like, music is a big deal in my family. Growing up, we always listen to it. That's why we were the best bowling team and the family leader or something. Like, like, like, like something totally different. So now Grace is at Bourbon and Bubbles for this thing

and she's really trying to sell the branding of Cloud 9 because she's working into everything she says. She's like, I'm on Cloud 9. I'm feeling it myself. Woohoo Cloud 9. 9 is how many more gosh, she's gonna find next week. Cloud nine.

And the bartender's like, okay, we need to come up with your special drink. So what's gonna be in the cloud nine? It's like, Cloud nine. Well, we can't put that into a drink. Nine. Nine what?

Cloud. What do you want in the drink? Cotton candy. What should it be in? Clouds. So they just put cotton candy in a glass and pour a Prosecco on the cotton candy, okay? That's going to be her drink. Which is funny because the Prosecco then dissolves

all the cotton candy immediately. So, uh, he's good. You know, I have some Prosecco down, but you know, they don't have his cotton candy. Fuck this life. Like, what kind of life am I even leading? Because I have Prosecco down there and you know what I don't have is Cotton Candy. Fuck this life. Like what kind of life am I even leading? Could I have Prosecco down there and not Cotton Candy? I suck.

Cut to tomorrow. Hey Ronnie, how's it going? Well, I just bought a Cotton Candy machine. I would be doing the Taylor like, ah, ah, ah. My niece wanted a Cotton Candy machine. I said no, wouldn't asshole I am. What if I target's open by the time I love the distinct arc

of that story. Just like, my niece wanted it and I said, no. And now it's a car for cotton candy juice. Now it's my fucking karma. Well, she's never gonna be a grace lily. Good luck, kid. Well, maybe she will if she learns how to bring people into a club because when you give me a job to do,

I'm gonna do it myself. My job is to bring people in G Lillie style, which we don't actually see her bring anyone in. They're just people that are there. Yeah, there are people at tables already that she walks around going, guys cloud nine, cotton candy, cloud nine. No, I go, okay. So Joe comes in and he's like, hey, I was at work where I had to come by.

Cause like, I just want you to know that like, like, I invited a bunch of girls here. So I see Grace, may I hear a comeback from her demise? I like Norman and I like a good comeback story. She's like, well, you know, it's all about work. And that's where my main focus is. Clown nine. Yeah, thank you, well, you know, it's all about work. And that's where my main focus is club.

Yeah, thank you, Joe, because this is where people are just like girls who like have the Johnny's, you know, we really need to sell it. And so, Michele and Lucie come and said, Oh my God, thank you so much for coming. And then Bradley comes and it's like, I need to express Oh, Martini. I mean, he'll be pleased. Please. It was so funny because like when he walked in, I was like, Bradley seems nice, but he is really doesn't have much presence.

I'm surprised he's even on this show. And then of course the rest of the episode was about Bradley, which was shocking. So it's interesting how they've introduced people on this show because at first it was just Maddie, right? It's like, oh, it's a show song about Maddie. And then it's like, oh, okay, it's about how they've introduced people on this show because at first it was just Maddie, right? It's like, oh, it's a show song about Maddie and then it's like, oh, okay, it's about Maddie and Grace Silly and then it was like, it's Mia. This show is about Mia and every or Mikael, you know, they have that. I like that they all kind of give them a turn. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom. It's like a rush of mom of just shit people, which is what we like, you know. Yeah. And they even gave us someone new right at this moment.

It's Reagan. Sure. When in doubt, what are you doing this, Seth? Praise Reagan. Praise Reagan until everything works again. Ha, ha, ha. She's a former republic server. And Grace tells us Reagan used to work at a republic

until she met her rich boyfriend who stole her to go travel with him. And that's why you work at a place like Republic ballers with money. I mean hop on it. Why not wavy gravy? Yeah, but baby, too, no. Fant me an in some.

So Grace is like, oh my God, Reagan, thank you so much for being here for me and not taxing me too much. And then Leva comes while Grace is like, oh my God, Reagan, thank you so much for being here for me and not taxing me too much. And then Leva comes while Grace is like literally on a table cheering. Cheers to cotton candy, cotton nine, cotton nine. Like is someone, someone, could someone lick some cotton candy and stick it on her eyelash? So it will just fucking stay there. And no, please. And this, and the vibe of this bar is just like a bar. And she has like the bottle service, like flashing lights,

club shit going on. She's like, on cloud nine. People are just sitting there. You just know they're like, what is going on in here tonight? So Leva comes and she's like, wow, it's feeling super graceified. The whole space is pink. Like everyone's like wow, it's feeling super graceify the whole space is paying like Everyone's like living their base really grace

Everyone's living their best grace lily night like I just had someone walk by me saying they love their vagina While snorting crushed up rose petals off a broken piece of the bathroom mirror. So Good for her Yeah, it's really really great. So so the Bradley is like, oh sorry, me. It goes up to Brad and she's like, so what was your reaction when you found out I made that with Joe? This is this is someone who no one is talking about because

if you have to start your own gossip, like that's just sad. So I guess everyone's talking about me and Joe Right, what did you think when you heard that rumor that everyone's definitely talking about? Yeah, he's like it wasn't a rumor and happened and then she tells us she's like, yeah, drinks we're flowing He looked great. I looked great. Uplies Well played Joe Bradley Yeah, everyone found out the next day I have no idea how. If me, well, there's a billboard on King Street. Mia just kissed Joe.

So yeah, loves Joe hates Jimmy Chonga lady. I wonder who made for that. So we. Hey, do you guys ever think that the Jimmyichonga lady ever made out with Joe? Cause I definitely made out with him. Did I just say that part out loud? So then it cuts to Joe talking to TJ about it. And Joe's like, I mean, we weren't even flirting or whatever. And then what we got in the bed, like I don't even remember that part. And then we see that TJ was in the bed with them sleeping and he's like,

we just made out for three seconds. I mean, I think she made out with me. I think of what happened. Wow. It must have been all that charisma just drawn through her right on in. So Brad's like, Brad tells us Joe's chasing after Maddie and kissing Mia and totally getting away with it. And there's no way that Joe isn't using Mia to make Maddie jealous. Wow, cool. Bradley's all mad. Breakout star. Breakout late season star, Bradley.

So Maddie goes to a public and they're in that little dressing room area. And Grace Sully's like, line up everybody, line up here y'all. They're showing each other their nails. The show's so silly. I'm like, wait, I have to get it right in my head. Lili dressing room, line up here y'all, they show nails. Oh, they were literally just saying.

They're just showing each other their nails. It's just hard also because they go from like one night at the club to another night very quickly and the only way you can tell which night it is is by seeing their costume change because like one moment we're at cloud nine, the next moment they're just in at Republican again. So and tonight is tonight is tie-dye night. Just in case anybody's like, wait a minute tonight's not tie-dye night. Tonight is tie-dye night. Just in case anybody's like, wait a minute tonight's not tie-dye night. Tonight is tie-dye night.

Okay, everybody just take a cleansing breath. And show your nails. Show your nails. Look, just clean mine. Look at those nails. Okay, the hands are a little cowl Richard's, but the nails are too dark or second-clad-night. Bam, man, nails, I'm right in my pussy. Nail party. So Reagan walks in and people like, I'm a fucking cloud nine. Batman is right in my pussy.

Nail party. So Reagan walks in and people are like, oh my God. This, these employees are like always surprised when people walk into the room and turn set. Like literally anytime with some on walks and there was like, oh my God. And I was like looking left and right.

Like, can you believe someone walked in the room? And love is like, okay, hi everybody. So like busy weekend, right? Did you do the nail thing yet? Great. So I'd like to welcome back Reagan. I want to remind you guys, do caucus lost. So here's a way to stick it to you again.

Also, we're in hiring season. So like we're running this place on a shoestring budget, but we need more. And I know Regan has been traveling, but now... Do I have to say anything else? I'm exhausted. She's back. Now, she's back. Okay. So, the producer asked them, um, who is Regan? And she was like, uh, Regan's like one of the hottest girls or bubble up.

and just like, uh, Reckon's like one of the hottest girls or Bob Lack. And Michele's like, yeah, she's part of our extended friend group. She used to work at the public. And Michele's like, I love her. And Grace silly says, yeah, I love, I love Reagan, you know, know what I like about her? I feel like in the past life, she was never on a pirate ship

so she wasn't taking my man. She's on different pirate ships, she's banging her own man, okay? That's a real pirate friend does it and she shines on her own she don't need anything and so then it cuts to Maddie and Maddie's like Um, Reagan is a bullshitter and a fucking liar and a fucking cheater. That's who fucking Reagan is, right? Yeah, Maddie gets fired up about Reagan, unlike anyone else. I think that like, I think the producer's thought Maddie was going to have this energy for Grace Lilly, but she's been fine. But when it comes to Reagan, Maddie loses her shit. Oh yeah. They're like, guys, I don't know if we have much this season. Who do we bring in? They're like Reagan. let's watch Maddie and Emmy go off the fucking rails, right? So Maddie's, so then Will's like,

me and Reagan are cooked up for four weeks and she lied to me the whole time we were together. She lied to everyone. Yeah, she kept on saying, I love dating lawyers, but that was a lie, because I never was a lawyer. So, sorry, literally, it's like, sometimes the house we make it the most hay. Yep, so, well, especially with this group maybe. So, Miguel's like, the bitch is back.

They're all, it's like a whole bunch of like, wind up for Reagan. And so, Reagan basically, Reagan's just kind of like a segue. Right, she's like, kind of like a segue. Right, she's like a segue without the mall cops. She just sort of like zips around sort of slowly and is there and doing things, but like, you know, doesn't have much personality. You're not gonna go out of your way to see Reagan.

So, not at all. But if she was famous earlier, I would credit her with the no eyebrows trend because she just looks like a weak character that's not quite finished. You know? And, like, someone interrupted while you were making your character. And you're like, I just have to do this.

Yeah, and you come back and you're like, I have to re-choose the nose. Why wouldn't it say that? I'm not going back in. I need to play Wii Sports now. Right. So, she's talking to a waitress we never see. He's basically like, Camille Grammer. She'd never found out.

So I was just like, ah, hey, you need to learn the system. And she's like, I'm re-acclimating. I mean, I was like on that Zoom call, but like, other than that, you like me to show me the system. So then Maddie dumps this whole, like a deeply uninteresting backstory.

She's like, okay, here's the thing, okay. Sierra, who works at Republic, I love her. She's my roommate, you've never seen her. She's too ugly to be on the show. We won't allow her. She made me my coffee today, it was great. So she was dating Brad, okay. And then Reagan knew that and then stuck with Brad anyways,

okay, and then also Reagan has a boyfriend while she was doing this. Reese, his name is Reese, no relationship to the pieces, okay? And Reagan and Brad were coming to work every day looking Sierra right in the eye, looking at all of us in the eye. Because one thing that we do know is that if you cheat on one person, you cheat on all of the Republican-wise important club in all of King Street and South Carolina and dare I say, the United States. And Sarah was really, really hurt. And so love us like, listen, your job is to make sure that Reagan feels good working

here. And that's it. She has got it, got it, love it, got it. And she goes back to her story and she goes, yeah, because it's a long story. It is a long, stupid story. She's like, yeah, Reagan and Brad were having sucks for like a period of time. And one time show Bradley hurt them. And one time they went to Atlanta and then TJ and show Bradley were there. And they heard Reagan having sex with Brad. And when they came home from Atlanta, they told me all about it in graphic detail. then Regan and Brad continue to lie about it because Regan is scared of her boyfriend's

Reese. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. This the I am very curious to meet this Reese. This very scary Reese. But Maddie is like very she's like all she's all worked up because it's like all, I think this is all interviewed to Sierra, the unseen roommate who she loves so much. So, but they're also scared of Reese because he's 35 and to them that's like, oh, 35 year old, how terrifying.

It's like their version of Tom, Erica's Tom, Tom Gorgonzola was his last name, what's your name? of Tom, Eric is Tom Tom. Gorgonzola was his last name, which is already. Gerardi. Yeah. Tom Gerardi. This guy's name is actually Rescore Gonzola, and he's very scary. He's 33. He works in investment finance, and he has something called a more gauge, and we're scared of that. So this is just a side note to the show in general,

because a lot of the complaints I see online, people are like, I'm not watching that show, that's not authentic, because I read a blind that everybody was just hired for the show and nobody actually works there. Well, that's not true, obviously, and it's not because I believe them because they're such good actors,

but I would say at least half of these people really work there, right? They've got the Instagrams to prove it. And they seem like they're actually friends. I mean, they have all of this shit like that time we went to Atlanta. They thought, but then we didn't like it. Nenonet. And of course, it's fucking TJ.

Tell us everything about it. TJ about it. This story, I mean, this show, this is like Dusty Eftsky for Bravo. They all, like everything is like a big back story. It's like Dolores Clayborne, which is not Dust Iewski, but still, I just mean to stick with anything that starts with the D and his literary. That's what this show is. Dolores Clayborne, wow, that was quite a jump.

I know. I was like, why am I saying Dust Iewski? I've like literally never heard of it. You're like, this is like a Dilbertbert guys. This is like Dan Brown guys. No, but seriously, ever there's there are so many like sorted backstories, but like none of them are terribly consequential, but they're there except for of course the toloom, the toloom trip. Yeah, there's toloom. Okay, so Maddie and Regan, some Maddie's trying to show Regan around. Regan has probably not worked there for like what two months. Okay, I'm just guessing.

So she's like, okay, so this is the welcome hack, but like you know the welcome back, right? Like I mean, and then that's where everything is, but like you already know all this stuff, right? And Regan's like, yeah, I guess. So then Brad and Mia come to work just to hang out, to which I say, guys, Charleston doesn't have that much, but I mean, I do still go to Applebee sometimes and just like look around. I'm like, they could have just did that, um, that old plastic baseball hat from the El Paso Diablo's a little bit more thoroughly, you know, just to feel cool, but get a life. But yeah, seriously, so then Brad, Brad shows up and he's wearing like a white t-shirt that

has some sort of design on it and love us like, um, you're really pushing it with this dress code here. Oh, I think I'm sorry, Lev. I'm sorry he did not wear his Tommy Bahamas and cargo shorts with Berk and Stox. I'm sorry that he lets his baseball cap at home. Sorry about that. He's like, yeah, no kidding. I'm Maddie's telling Reagan. Well, I just want you to know that like as a manager, like I stay out of everything.

I mean, there are my people who will be upset that you're back, but like it's the levels club, so I don't want the drama at work. You know what I mean? Do you have a tie-dye uniform? You have sure. Yeah. So Reagan's like, oh no, I don you have a tie-dye uniform? Yes, sir. No. Sir Reagan's like, oh no, I don't have a uniform.

I must have left it in my very powerful boy friends washing machine. I love that she does have the tie-dye uniform, but she left it at Madalie's house. Reagan, are you gonna make any fucking effort here, Reagan? Come on. No, the answer to that is no. She's like at the car wash,

there's like a broken spinner, you know? Just like you're going to the car wash, everyone's spinning around and there's just like one sad thing of regs, just not doing anything helpful. Yeah, and she's like, I'll just train in this. This totally hot outfit I wore just to walk around in a club and I'm like, is there trouble with Reese? Because you seem to be coming back for more over here. Yeah, you just look

Gorgeous. She's like, I'll just train in this Vovovovov she grabs like a feather boa and my quips it around I'm not here for the cameras even though I'm in this beautiful outfit. It's time for commercial. It's time for a Grappin's commercial So then Emmy is there all're all, of course, all the women are mad. Not all the women I should say, I'm at Emmy and Maddie.

And Emmy is like, it's the most unnatural thing in the world to see it back here. And I'm like, I'm staying out of it. I'm staying out of it until we all get together and then I'm just going to a shame for everything. And Brad's like, if they start running their mouths, and Reagan's like, they already have. They already have.

So Brad's like, you know, like that shit was dead last year. Like why are you bringing up old shit? It should be done in over with. And so we're like, what Brad? What is Brad talking about? So he tells us, he's like, this rumor was shut down multiple times. Reagan's boyfriend is happy.

I'm happy. Reagan's happy is happy. I'm happy. Reagan's happy. Let's move on now. So the producer asked him, does Reagan's boyfriend know about this? And he does like the total guilt thing where he just starts, he's like, takes a big swing and starts chewing on his eyes.

He's like, yeah, yeah, we talked about it at gazillion times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can trust it a gazillion times. Yeah. Yeah. You can trust me. I'm wearing a black turtle neck today. Totally, totally not nefarious about this at all. So Brad is, so now Brad's talking to Reagan. He's like, you know, people can be like friends without fucking.

It's like not hard to do, you know. And then Brad tells us, yeah, Reese is like a really powerful guy. Like, you don't want to mess with him. Okay, I feel like he's very sensitive about this, like his 22 year old girl for a hot girl, from possibly looking up with a 25 year old personal trainer. And like, he's 33 and he's very successful. It's 35, man. He's 35.

Five and he's successful. And I find that extremely embarrassing. So then Maddie passes by Regan talking to him and she's like, there are bottles that need to be brought out. Yeah. And so now Mia, they're all just like upset. They're upset at Reagan being there and everything. And Matt is like, like, she like never works. Like she never, never works. Hold on a second, let me do some air DJing. Yeah, music's the best. Yeah, let me do some air DJing while I'm standing outside waiting for Trevor to pass.

So I could be like, yeah bitch, yeah bitch, love you baby. Yeah, she like never works. Hey, does anyone want to go up to a NASCAR race for a weekend again? Okay, cool, bye. So then, Julie, who's Julie? I don't know.

I don't know who Julie is. Someone's showing Greg in something. And she's like, for some reason, this new system is like a process. I have no idea why, felt like it's new. So it's a process. So then we see the sparkle girls doing their sparkle thing for someone's birthday or whatever.

And Maddie passes by and she says, um, is Regan taking payment on that one? Is Regan doing it? And they're like, yeah. And then Regan goes kind of down to the party and she's like, I'm so jealous of them doing shots. And Mia catches her.

She's like, come on. I want to cool down. Come on. Let's go to the back. Cool down with me. Mia shit stirring Mia. Yeah. And so Mia.

Mia, I think Mia's doing like good cop bad cop with Maddie because she's being really, it's just sort of like being really nice to Reg. And she's like, you know, there are a lot of people who despise you like, you know, serving someone here and like that, that guy felt that resell in love with you. And then he was just like, you know, you don't get to, you don't have to be a waitress anymore, you know? And basically, Mia says that Reagan is living the life that all these servers want to have, which is that they work at this place and they get plucked out of obscurity by someone wealthy, and then they can live a life of luxury.

And that anyone who says otherwise is saluting themselves. Yeah. So yeah, that's every girl's dream. Find a rich guy at Republic. And it's almost ravin' all more likely. Yes, well that's the thing. And the producer's like, but including Maddie, and she's like, yes.

So she's like, yeah, girl, you hit the jackpot. I mean, he takes you on trips, and now you're just here doing this for fun in a TV gig. And she goes, yeah, because I wanna see my food and bev friends. I mean, which she could do anyway, by the way, without working at the show on the show. So Southern Charms Food in Bev obsessive. How long have you been in food in Bev? How many years, how many years you've gotten food in bath? I mean, I just want to see my food and bath friends. Hey, hey, Reagan, I need you to wrap it up.

Okay, you're on the clock. No, you're not literally standing on a clock, but it's a metaphor, Reagan. Come on, get back to work. So me is like, yeah, whatever. So if cheating and infidelity is her reason for not liking someone, I mean, she's probably the last person and wrecking goes Yeah, because I've heard like a ton of shit about Maddie's relationship and I've never spread or said which rhymes which is so funny

I'm talented Anything when I know Maddie has talked shit about me in the past and I know Emmy has to and they need to watch their relationships because Carmen's a bitch. Yeah. So now the whole gang heads to a minor league baseball game which just feels so appropriate for the show and Joe is bragging about it. He's like, yeah, so like the job comes like a lot of perks. I'm like friends with like the River Dog bands,

public and like they come to the public and I give them VIP and then they give me VIP at the minor league bands, well, it's the idea. Yeah. That sounds kind of illegal at work. I don't know that you're supposed to be trading personal favors at work, but what do I know? All right.

He's like, what's it better day anyway than watching baseball and Charlton? So literally anything. Okay. It gets to me because they're all walking and they're all sexy. And me is like, oh my god, I feel like I have camel toe. So does Mikal. So it's okay.

Mikal is just like, anyone want to pizza burger? Anyone? They just start serving everyone with the mind-blowing basketball game. It's like it's in our nature So Grace stands up in the stands and she says okay Make Grace like wave your baby gravy. I'm bringing a date. So I just want to establish my territory Okay, Mia, good fle please, and thank you. Pleased and thank you, because Mia, you inspire me. You inspire me to do that, because I know you enjoy meeting guys from different walks of life

that are maybe different than you, because you're open to that, and that inspires me. But don't step on my toes, or I'll stomp on you. That's my man, period. You're never welcome into loom. Thank you, everybody. You're never welcome into loom. Thank you, everybody. Thanks for coming. But yeah, I love Grace's monologue about how she's really loves meeting different guys from different walks of life. And then the guy that she winds up bringing around

looks exactly like the last guy she brought around. They're all the same. They are all the same. They're a tall, blonde guy without a bath every single one long hair and Worked this guy works with Trevor on the bicycle bicycle route. So yeah, me. I was like well, that's the block. So you can't wait to meet him So so we meet the guy's the Matthew McConaugh of that bicycle route. You know that he has been working that for years because Well, we'll get to in a minute but he looks a lot older than everybody else. So Grace, he's like magic. Yeah.

Magic like XXL. Yeah. Grace, he's like, thank you so much for coming. He's like, yeah, well, I definitely haven't been one of these guys before. She's like, oh, this is your first Bulldog Skype. Amazing. Thank you so much for coming to me. I can't but this first Bulldog Skype clown, not wave gravy. She's way too meaty and overgiving. Giving she's giving too much. She's not playing at cool. She's not playing hard to get. She's like really I mean I feel like

Strike one is bringing him to a group situation at a minor league baseball game that's you're already going you're already working up He'll want to do that, you know, but she's bringing him to a camera and she knows every third every tall hot blonde guy Assumes that they were born to be on television. That's true. So you bring one in front of the TV, he's going to have a boner. It just helps get work. It just doesn't necessarily have to be for you, you know, the pitfalls.

Oh, the pitfalls. So now something that is actually pretty craven, like really something that seems like I would have originated with the witches of WeHo, Emmy in an effort to get revenge for her friend who gracefully slut-shamed multiple times last week has decided that she wants to essentially cock block gracefully with this guy Daniel and so she gets Will's support to go flirt with this guy and so she sidles up next to him in the bleachers there and then just starts just laying it on thick. Well, I mean, I guess, but it's Emmy. So her idea of flirting is hilarious to me, right?

She's like, so that's me grace. He's like, I was dropping, I was dropping off at Bubb and in bubbles. She's, oh, you do bike taxi. I like met you last year, because you were the bike taxi, and I was outside. Oh my God, da. He's like, yeah, where are you from? Germany originally.

Oh, gee, you got a college in Germany. He's like, well, I mean, I've been here for like 20, 25 years. My girl, if five years, if that's, if it's 20 to 25 years, how old is this person? I feel like this guy's at least 50. What do you say? He probably, yeah, he's probably in his 50s to 70s. That makes him very, very powerful.

So her idea of coming onto somebody is making really aggressive small talk without any sex appeal at all. I know. You like French fries? Oh my god, tomatoes. Give me kanker so as you play video games. I had the Nintendo cube. Do you have a dreamcast ever? Huh? She looks really better. Marry that or Luigi. She literally talks about the game cube. He's like, I don't know. He's like, does that have pedals on it? And Grace is like, this is strange. She's got will and I'm on the date. Let me get my time in a Mark my territory But it still is like ultimately even if M.A. does not have the best game cube It still is like a really mean.

I think it was like a really mean thing because she was just doing it just to fuck with Grace Lilly, but she could have totally like fucked up that situation. Yeah, yeah, I'm way too wise of me. I just thought it was really funny. She took her from Cloud Non to Cloud 7. It's like a match of being on a pirate ship

and you're getting fucked by a hot pirate and then a wave comes along and gets swallowed by a whale Okay, got a whale ruined the entire romantic moment. There ain't no continent the candy on clouds. Just gravel just gravel and cocktails So then me and Joe were talking and she's like, hey Joe, you know, I love you, right? Like I love you Joe and he goes, uh, I love you too, right? Like to sunset, right? Somebody said, what do you say? I don't know. I sounded like she was about to say,

but I still only see you as a friend, but he's like, yeah, I love you. And then he kisses her on the cheek and then she's you can sort of see in her eyes. She's like, well, I guess I might as well play this one out to see where it goes. Right. So then they see that Emmy and Will are making out on the Kiscam on the, I don't want to call it jumbo-tron. It's like a larger than medium-tron. It's like the LG, it was almost like someone wheeled out an LG from Best Buy. Put it out now in the outfield. It's like one of those things in school where they roll out the big machine. And then they put a piece of plastic on it and it like signs up on the wall.

What did that? Oh, yeah, overhead projector. It's like, there was like one of those old slides. Basically, you see them making out, but it was all still frames and you hear, beep, and then it advances the next shot of them making out. It's like, beep, and then the next shot of them making out. Yeah, so they see them doing it on kiss cam.

She's like, oh my god, I've always wanted a kiss cam. So it comes to them, so they make out. And their kiss doesn't look passionate, really. It looks just got a weird thing where he's really hot. I'm not buying really any of his chemistry with anybody. Are you? Yeah, I just don't see it. And I think he's so cute and so nice.

And like I can see that he's sexy, but like, there's no appeal with anybody on this show. Yeah, I think I agree. and I think it's because we got a glimpse into his daddy issues. And like you can tell, he obviously has like an overbearing father, and no matter what Joe is doing, you know, he just like hears his dad being like, don't be a pussy, kisser, kisser, don't be a pussy,

kisser, take what's yours, you just sort of see it as yes, dad. Yes, dad. Yeah, because he makes out like when you're in like middle school and you're like, hey guys, let's make out with our our hands. Because then we'll know how to make guys like. It's just just weird like she's not the back of your hand, you know. So anyway, they're on KISS cam. And she's like, I've never been on

Kisscam so I'm going big. And then she was like, and then Grace is like, wait a minute, Kisscam! I want Kisscam! I want Kisscam! Kisscam! She's saying it in the way like, you in those movies when something terrible happens to someone they go out of the rain and they put their hands out and they say come again Come again, they were all here. Stop hot. Come again, but she's yelling it to kiss cam. Yeah, come on kiss cam And the kiss cam does not gutter. It's so hilarious and sad It's sad because there's like only three people in that stadium and And like, Kiscam goes to basically a squirrel running along the side of that field. You know, it's like, well, Kiscam today

is decided to change his brand to squirrel running away cam. Yeah, Kiscam got some standards in the past three seconds. Okay. So Bradley is like, hey guys, is anybody going to Reagan's birthday dinner? Are you gonna go well? And we'll like, I won't invite it, how fun no. And Michele's like, yeah, I wasn't invited either.

What the hell? She's like shitless now. I felt bad for Michele, because Michele was the one who was like, oh, it's Reagan, she's back, like not everyone likes her, but like, I love her. I think she's great. She's like amazing.

And then he, she didn't invite Michele, just us for Michele. Yeah. And so then Grace is like, I love her. I think she's great. She's like amazing. And then she didn't invite Mikkel, Justice for Mikkel. Yeah. And so then Grace is like, Eh, what about Grace? Oh, someone says, and we believe Grace. Okay, wait.

Mikkel says, I wasn't invited either. She's on my shit list. I heard she was talking about Grace and Trevor. And then Brad was like, Oh yeah, we believe Grace. And she's, What about Grace?

She told me something, Riley said something, but she didn't tell me what it was. She was like, Riley knows something about Trevor and Maddie, but I don't know what it was. You know why? Because my head does not have power. You know how power? My pussy, pussy power. Pussy cam, come on, pussy cam. So then, Pussy cam, I want pussy cam. So two days ago, we see that, we see Reagan being like, oh, God, you guys have been filming for a while. I got to catch up for, for last time.

Okay, hey, you think the shit we hear about you and Trevor isn't enough to, she's talking about Maddige. Basically saying that like those, all these rumors about Trevor that's being spread all through town. And she's like, it's not my, I'm not my bomb to drop, but it's a bomb. And the producer's like, well, what's the rumor?

It's cause, and then Bradley Chimes, and he says, I'm not gonna discuss this information right now, just know that it involves peanut butter. And that's when I was like, that's it. This is my favorite show ever to be on Bravo because I love peanut butter. This is the first rumor I've ever heard on Bravo

involving peanut butter. I was like, add some white bread and you've got 10 seasons. Okay. And some honey or some jelly. It can go so many different directions. Yeah, so now they're all cheering at baseball and like barking like dogs, cause they're at the like,

hound dogs or whatever the fuck they're called in Charleston. No one cares. So then at Maddie's apartment, Joe is there and they've got like, painting stuff all around and it's empty. They're in some empty room and just like, look what I've got. Records.

We could paint records. We could paint them and then put them all over the room because this is your music room. Right. Wait, hold on. Here's my plan. And he pulls out a full on sketchbook from Hobby Lobby. He's like, here's my plan.

Frank Lloyd wrong. I think I actually made that joke once before. I apologize. But either way, you know, Paige Davis was watching this and he's like, you know what? Listen, I've seen a lot of bad amateur design work. Don't go down this path. I know what the way this is going because Joe is like, I saw it did a quick sketch. Okay. So we got, I got purple, red, and then, um, and then that's just purple, red, and orange, or something. I'm like, what color scheme is happening here? I know.

She's like, wait, that looks like a stick figure putting something on another stick. Oh, that's a ring on a finger. Sorry, that's a different sketch. It's a different plan. That's the same. It means that he's like, yeah, because purple is your color, right? Or red or pink or cream. And she's like, well, before me and Trevor were in a relationship,

Joe was like over designing my closet. And then we see a clip of her going, yeah, I want this to be like a second hangout area, right? Right? Because it's closet, but like people can hang out. Like it could be like a girl cave. And he's like, girl cave. Girl cave.

Yeah. Enjoy that lovely letter you get from your landlord when they see that you've painted a closet, purple, red and like brown or whatever. So I have to say this because I know the audience is thinking it and I know it goes against a lot of the rules. I'm not personally getting gay vibes, lot of the rules. I'm not personally getting gay vibes, but you have no charisma with anybody. You're really adorable and you're decorating your best friend's closet with painted records and painter's tape. Joe, please be gay. I'm not saying you are. I'm not saying a request. I'm not saying a request to everybody in heaven. Please be gay and let me be your uncle and let me guide you.

And we're not saying you're in, we're not saying you're in the closet, you're literally in a closet right now. Are we allowed to say it now? He is in a closet at the very least. I don't know that you are gay, but I hope that you are. Okay, there. Thank you. Feels so much. You're gay, gay hopeful. So, um, so mad is like, you don't need that to choose, be whatever you want.

So she's, so she's talking about me. She's gay. She's gay. Me, Joe's talking about Mia and he's like, last night we went to the River Dawg's game and like, we kissed for like a second. Yeah. And it was like on the jumbo tron and it was like, I've never done that before and I felt like I was making it on the hallway of school and I was like, wow, that was sick.

And I was like, wow, great story. I like when he's like, yeah, we kiss for a second. And she goes, again, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and she goes, well, would you like ever take her on a proper date or like, are you just having fun? And he says, I don't know. And he goes, yeah, I think part of me

wants Maddie to be jealous. So he asks her what she thinks. And she's like, I mean, I don't know. Like she's the type of girl who wants to be picked up in a car or like cooked for me, like cleaned for me, like get me flowers. Like, like, you know, pick me up in a vehicle that has four wheels and actually like a walls and stuff,

you know, and a gas tank. I know she says that like, you know, she's like a girl who wants respect. What? Uh, she's like, she's not, she's not okay with being picked up by a taxi cab that your date is actually driving. I mean, I mean, I'm in a bike cab.

Um, so he's like, I don't know. I don't think she's clingy, which she didn't say at all, you know, she's listen, I know Mia, I don't think she's clingy, which she didn't say at all, you know? She has, listen, I know Mia. I know Mia. So she goes, yeah, Mia's like definitely high maintenance. Like, she's like dating a different guy every day, which is totally fine for her to say, by the way. Yeah, apparently it's okay.

Yeah, like, Jo and Mia are like not made for each other. I can tell you that much. And then the scene ends with them looking proudly at their work, which is like this, again, purple and light orange and just these, these, these diagonal stripes that are like unevenly painted. They're off like triangles, like under the wall. It looks like an 80's of Robick's room. It looks terrible. It looks terrible. And then Maddie's like painting on Joe's, on Joe's like Zara shirt. I'm like, what? That's terrible. Stop that. I hate this.

I hate that he's allowing that. So then Joe is shaving his chest in his face and that it's like another day. And then we get kind of this other in charge music. I don't know. I feel like the music is kind of making it. They're getting there. So then we go to a Republican working working, and you know that green Vanderprung rules of all of like fake greenery that you take selfies in front of? Of course, love is that same thing.

And so Grace, it shows everybody working and just Grace, it will be taken selfies of herself. Then Maddie's going through having her ER moment going, hey, hey, hey, hey, I can't find the ice scoopers. I can't find the ice scoopers. We're the ice scoopers. Ice scoopers 911. And so then Will, Will starts talking to Maddie and he's like,

you know, there are some people who don't work super hard. So I've heard and she's like, Reagan, he's like, yeah. Because she takes up months at a time and I don't work super hard, so I've heard. And she's like, Reagan, he's like, yeah. Cause she takes up months at a time. And I don't know how like having her on staff is gonna help us hit these goals. Whatever these goals are. I'm like, first of all, you don't have to worry about that. Like that's a, that's a level issue.

I love the way that level has made them all become like part of cult over public. Like we gotta do it for Republic. If we don't do it, what's the point? If we have a weak link at Republic, we are weak people ourselves. We must do this part of public. And Will's logic, first of all, Will's the messiest bitch on this cast. And I think when other people, when the focus goes off of other people,

we'll see what a mess this guy is. But I like that he, his logic doesn't work at all. He's like, yeah. So like love all wants us to like hit certain numbers. So then why would you bring in someone whose friends with only really rich people like the richest people in town and ask them to bring their friends in? It makes no sense at all. Case closed. Yeah. So now Maddie's like, yeah, that girl brings in so much drama. Like, I don't have time to deal with it. Okay. Like the other girls can deal with it. And he's like, yeah, that's not like a good team building activity. I'd say. Yeah, I don't think anything

on the show has been a good team building activity, to be honest. So now it's nighttime and Maddie walks up, what are you? I love this. Hey Joe, how are you? Oh, hey, how are you? I'm good, how are you? I'm tired. Oh, okay. You seem nervous, Joe.

You seem nervous. He's like, yeah, if I assume nervous, right now, you do. That's why I just said you seem nervous. Hey, do I seem nervous. And he's like, yeah, if I seem nervous right now, you do. That's why I just said you seem nervous. Hey, do I seem nervous? Joe, you seem nervous. Fuck Joe's like, yeah. Well, if I seem nervous right now, I'm going to talk to a lover about like bringing in

like more responsibility and stuff like that. Yeah. You're going to bring in responsibility. You're going to bring in a responsibility. They're like 35 years old. They're so powerful. So he goes, yeah. He's got glasses on.

He looks so cute in his glasses, by the way. He's so cute with the glasses on. And we see that like previously, the previous day, Joe is written a letter to Leva asking for my response. It's like, dear Leva, Bob Har, and Republic DMG, I would like to ask for more responsibilities and roles in the company, both work roles and dinner roles. So I am well versed in these areas, management, bartending, baking dinner roles, etc. Thanks for your consideration, signed Joe. This is one, two, three, four paragraphs. Okay. This is four parrots. Look at the

single space, single space, a negative five point pixel. And most of it is like blurred out, but it just goes. He's like, where I'm like, where I'm like, home alone at 4 p.m. where I like correspond. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Could have happened in my life blah blah blah blah extra life, especially a professional blah blah blah I get like 10 more responsibilities during the day. So like what is this led? It's like I went, I grace the layhard flowers at the her thing the other night and I saw the flowers have stems

and like why are we not doing more stemmed wine glasses? We can stemless we can do stem like there's a whole world of it I can bring this perspective to republic DMG. Yeah it's a long fucking letter um so just like yeah because my dad's like why are you scrubbing like toilets and I love the hell out of my dad but sometimes it's hard as hell to see the real me And then we see a picture of him and his dad his father is jacks. Oh my God. Did you notice his father looks exactly like fucking jacks with the mustache I was like they even cast a young jacks come on. This is what happens And I was gonna say the father was hot too, but the father is totally jacks And this is this is gonna be the future

I was like as soon as I saw the pictures as soon as Joe said that story I was like oh, I understand everything about poor Joe poor sweet Joe not tough enough for his dad So so now Joe like talk to level about getting it getting just more responsibility And he's like the main thing I was like trying to portray in the email is that it's been like a year and a half of the like I've had like the most growth I've found in my life like I learned how to use the squirrel system I learned also just about squirrels because they're at the mind of the game and everything to run squirrel cam and I feel like I've just been like plateauing lately and like one of the way things I've grown in a way is that I've learned how to use the word plateauing. I always thought that meant something about a pedicure, but it actually something totally different. So in conclusion, I think I'm totally qualified to be.

I can walk on my toes. So yeah, I've got a great, great, great toes for your plates. And she's like, yeah, I got your email. So like, what's your five year plan with me? And he's like, oh, to learn every fathom of like the company. She goes, well, I'm like personally invested. And I already see you as a leader. And I like want to give you more responsibilities,

starting with ass shots in the shower every episode. So like if you're willing to see what it takes, we can look at you as VIP director in our company. But you have to be what does he now? I know that's what I'm wondering. The third now is associate director of VIP managers associates and directors sales. She's like, yeah, but it's not easy to tell CJ he was like, um, most of the managers, associates, and directors sales. She was like, yeah, but it's not easy to tell to you, Jay, he was late, mostly because he's never been late,

but it's also not easy to tell to you, Jay, to stop vacuuming because like sometimes we'll be here till 5 a.m. vacuuming, he can't stop vacuuming. Y'all, it's like sort of a thing and you have to stop him, okay, you can't just let him continuously vacuum. And like sometimes your friends are gonna talk talk about you. And sometimes you're going to lose a friend or two. And you realize you can't date anybody here. And you've got chemistry with like zeros of people. And I just want to make sure you understand.

She's talking to him. She sounds like she's prepping him for like a deep cover mission in Russia right now. Like you have to understand the moment we kick you out of this airplane, you are no longer Joe. Okay. You're a Igor of Lostoff of it. Okay. Yeah, I got it. I can do this boss.

I can find the files. Do you ever get in trouble and you call the Republic Embassy? Nobody knows who the fuck Joe is. Do you understand me? You got to get those files and then you got to get back to Republic for the next cloud nine events. I thought what there will be no cloud nine events. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I was all I got to do. So he's like, I'm really hungry and grateful.

And she's like, you ready, Joe? And he's like, Igor Livosky. That's my name now. I wish we could hug, but I guess we should shake. Yeah, we're going to shake. And now we're going to hug. And she tells us, Joe's like the reigning king. Like he makes everyone comfortable.

He takes initiative. He puts work in. Is that enough? Can I go now? Igor, we're giving you this white jacket for your mission. That way, people don't know if you're a doctor or a lab technician. But either way, serve some shots, shirtless underneath, and they'll get those files.

Good luck to you. So then we go to what everybody's doing the next day, Brad's doing push ups and his dog jumps on. I mean, he's like, I'm, I'm, I'm trustworthy. I have a dog. And then Grace lilies appearance house. She's like going through all of her clothes for the night. She's like, that went safe through, but it's okay. Yeah. And it's tonight is Reagan's big birthday dinner. So how dare you skip this part?

Because this is a very important part. Oh, I'm sorry. Maddie's at home scenes are my favorite scenes now, because everyone else is at least pretending. Maddie's just like, right onto Sianna's face. So this pork roll has actually already been through enough, cheated on, now spat on, with her backwash. Sorry. No, it's fine. I actually love the Maddie scenes too, and I just had forgotten that there was one right there. It's Reagan's birthday dinner, and people are arriving,

and Joe is like, how do I put it? They're all sitting there for dinner arriving and Joe is like, how's the birthday coming? And they're all showing, they're all sitting there for dinner and Grace is like, Hey, tomorrow's national sex day, or as I call it, national be a pirate day, okay? So Reagan's like, I love that. I was born on national sex day, so I plan on getting absolutely railed by a very powerful person in their mid-30s. And did you notice that then they cut back and then TJ's there?

Like TJ just pops up in the places. It's like, oh my god, tomorrow's National Sex Day. He's like, and TJ is like on Reagan's shoulder. Like he does not leave more than a sum in a space between them for the rest of the evening. He's like, sad kick, official gay sad kick. I know, that's how you know that she's like the most fabulous one, right?

So, Lucy A. Get Sarah, she's like, well, I'm the last one. Where's everybody else? What are they doing and breaking us? They're meeting at Griffin. The Griffin, Reagan really. They're meeting at Griffin. They don't want to celebrate me.

And then we go to the Griffin, which is our after party spot. I know, I was so glad. I saw that too. I was like, oh my god, we were there. I think we actually went there two nights in a row. But the rest of the people who did not get invited to the birthday party are now sitting

at a long table in the corner of the bar. And they're all sitting on the same side of the table. Like they're a judging panel. Like they're expecting someone to defend their thesis in front of them. They're all like sitting there facing the rest of the table, like they're a judging panel, like, like, like, they're expecting someone to defend their feces in front of them. They're all like sitting there, facing the rest of the bar, being like, can you believe we didn't get in by to Regan's party? That's not that bitch. I mean, I didn't even want to go, but the fact that she didn't invite me, that's just like rude. So to you just like, well, I'm surprised that Michal didn't come to your birthday party.

What's up with that? And Regan says, well, I mean, no. And he goes, I thought you were friends, aren't you friends with Miguel? She's like, so don't I was a little confused on that one. Yeah, I was a little confused about that. So then, Miguel's like, well, in the other place, Miguel's like, I was going to go, but I was like, where's my invite? I mean, if we're a team, like, why would you not invite the team? So now the more important issue here is Grace Lely trying to figure out her tortilla chips, which is funny because I had like a very similar conversation

the night before when I watched this. She was like, mm, I love the cinnamon on the chips. And Mia's like, I don't think it's cinnamon. I think it's just spices. Now, it's cinnamon. It's pretty way be gravy.

Get cinnamon. I mean, it's like girl, we're in a Mexican restaurant. I don't know where they would put cinnamon on their chips. And me, it goes, the guy's like, no, cinnamon. She has, no, it's Tahine. Like a Mexican spice, they put on shrimp or the spicy margarita. Cinnamon's only on churros.

And she has, now it's sand, I mean. And then, this is what cracked me up the most, and then a full big-ass platter of sushi arrives, and I was like, did she not just say they're in a Mexican, aren't they had a Mexican restaurant? It's like, what, like did anyone notice the giant platter of sushi that arrived in the Mexican restaurant? Like, I've got a lot of sushi in Mexico and Mexican restaurants, so maybe that's a thing.

I don't know. Really? Is there? Yeah. I guess. No, I don't think it was weird there when I could order sushi and nachos. I was like, yes. I mean, listen, I'm all down for fusion, but I just was, I did not feel like this was

a fusion place. I felt like this was a confusion place. I felt like this was a Confusion place and it's in very Very on brand for this group. Well, I'll tell you what it's no reform So then back at the birthday Brad's like, oh, this is beautiful. I'm just getting so turned on and they're trying to Oh, no, this is a fun party, right? So Bradley's like, this is beautiful. I'm getting turned on and Regan's like calm down now. So back at the Griffon, the gang is like, oh my God, we should look at Regan's Instagram

and see if she's even posted pictures of her birthday. Oh my gosh, she has posted pictures of her birthday dinner. Oh my God. And Maddie's like, yeah, your boyfriend isn't at your birthday dinner? Oh, oh, that makes so much sense. Bradley's at her birthday dinner, but her boyfriend's not at her birthday dinner. Maddie, you're dating a human condom who rides a bike.

Like why, like you're a no place to talk about, boyfriends being shitty. Yeah. So then at the birthday dinner, just like everyone put their cards on the sides right then or a risk and get it all just kidding. Okay, really I'm just kidding because she really didn't pull out now max, but okay, kidding. Where's Reese tonight anyway? And she's like, he's got a soccer game like Goddalen had to keep up with me, play

some sports. Wow, he's such an athlete. Hey, let's go to the growth hall. No, so they go and they go. No, that was TJ, he goes, healthy and fit. That's the brand of my vacuum that I like most, healthy and fit. TJ loves Reese.

Also did Reese dump Reagan and she has not admitted it. That's my guess. No, Reese I guarantee is just another one of these guys who does not want to be on reality TV. So it's going to just be mentioned but never actually seen. We've all seen this. The rich guy who has a career who feels like he's going to lose it all. Does he probably? I don't know. This is Charleston. It's an own first.

I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Reese's a cast remember at some point. Just a cool guy. True. I mean, even Cameron's husband eventually made up, made it onto the show. Yeah. So one time before they quit the entire show. Because he got, he got made fun of so much on the internet amongst others. Well, because yeah, Catherine was spreading it around that he was cheating. So now the birthday group goes to the Griffin and they meet up with everyone else.

And it feels like this is like very awkward for me. Like this is very awkward. And then we go, it's like, what do you call it? Like the last meal with Jesus by, like a dad's name, Jesus, something like that. Yeah, it's like that vibe. You almost got it. You said last.

She's like, yeah, what is it? Like the last meal with Jesus. Come on, Emmy. Last cinnamon sushi with Jesus in my bag. Last cinnamon sushi tortilla. Burrito with with with Jesus. No. So will say, I think it's really weird that like half of us are invited to your birthday dinner. Like half of of us are invited to your birthday dinner. Like half of us aren't invited to your birthday dinner. I mean, it's like, it's her birthday dinner.

I'm asking us, well, I just really wanted to spend my 23rd with people who I connect with and that I love. I love these people who are such dicks to Reagan're outwardly hostile to her and then they're like shocked and not invited to her birthday dinner. So Maddie is like, so you connect and love all these people, but like not your boyfriend, but these people like grace Lilly, like her over there, like mistress of to loom, like these are the people, you know, that you love. And it's like, if you have an issue with her, talk to her about it.

Don't project it onto all of us, Maddie. And Maddie's like, um, who said I had a problem with Reagan? That's my ghost standing in the screen. You did. You, you said you had a problem with her. And Brad's like, yeah, you. And then she's just like, yeah, you. You. Yeah.

You. That is like, Mia, I'm not here to fight with you. I don't want to fight with you I don't have a problem with you meh. Even though you're like super clingy and like oh god like you gone like so many Dates with somebody guys every single day of the week and you need like I need to be in like a car and you're like too good for like a bike taxi Like I don't have a problem with you and Brass like well you brought up what you thought happened and we'll say, what we want to bring up is you and Reagan fucking It's like John John John and he slams the table was stupid. Well, he's like mad about things and then Emmy does that thing Emmy does that thing where she decides to write a coat. So that's and she goes You and Reagan fucking it's like thanks babe. I got

And Brad's like I'm not fucking anybody's girlfriend. You're banking on lies and we'll say no no three parts first part Suspicion you're known a ramp town for hitting on a girl with boyfriends and you're known for fucking people with boyfriends like Reagan And Reagan's like uh-ohoh, daddy's the lawyer. Look at him go. Yeah. Second, let's move on to the evidence. Okay, Joe Bradley has heard you guys fucking in Atlanta.

Uh, that's actually not true, I haven't, like I'm not sure what I, what I'm, what I'm, what I'm gonna have to do in my ass, yeah. And you heard him fucking Atlanta in the tree house Not true Any house really third you want evidence Confession you told me to her face and she said if I fuck Bradley and he runs his mouth I'm gonna ruin him and Brad

I'm gonna ruin him and Bradley's like that never happened and will goes It was to Jean okay to Jean a very popular sushi spice So Bradley's like Well, like, this, this is not evident. Like there's no evidence and there was no confession. So like, what are you talking about? And then Joe goes, guys, like, it was like a year ago. And Maddie gets so mad. He's, Joe, Joe, you were the first person to come to me and say, I heard it.

And I had to be like, hold on, speak louder. I'm listening to music because I'm into it so you spoke louder and I was like I still can't hear you over the music because I'm DJing because I like to do that. She's like be a man Joe be a bro be a man Joe like he is so cracked out her poop pupils are popping out of her head and the producer goes chill What did you hear in the tree house? What did it sound like and Joe goes? No Joe not what's in your head right now. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I didn't hear moaning anything, but this is what I heard But this is what I heard

He just keeps going on and on and then it cuts back to Maddie going y'all are fucking liars And Brad's like Maddie you're more focused on someone else when your best friend was sleeping with your boyfriend and and we thought She goes okay, I slept with Trevor when I was a sophomore in high school. And Brad goes, it was not high school. It didn't matter. It doesn't matter. And so you're confirming, it was college. It was college. And Brad goes, any college was last year.

And Trevor goes, what happened in the past is in the past. And Brad goes, you were licking peanut butter off his dick. And that's fine. And everyone just gets silent. And the girls are like, what? And Grace is like, I thought you used that cinnamon, is that like a cinnamon peanut butter? Licking peanut butter off his dick.

Baaah! She's cracking up. And that because me and Trevor's business is in the past and it's nobody's business short to fuck up. And then to us and he goes, the peanut butter. The sort of tale that peanut butter. Sad piano music starts playing and she's like, yeah, so that's a true story. I hooked up with Trevor and it's true that I liked being a butter off Trevor's dick, which is my proudest moment,

but I think I just licked it off the tip. I didn't make like a whole like corn dog out of it or anything. Why not girl? No one's gonna look down at you for adding some peanut butter to that experience. I think we all are like, we're giving you a standing ovation. We've seen your charcuterie boards. Okay, we see how you treat the Brussels sprouts that are under season.

We know you like a proper culinary experience. Go for it. Other than that, the guy rides a bike all night long. You think you wanna come home and get a blowjob? You better cover that with something, peanut butter, whipped cream. I don't know, dip it into some ben and jerrys. Do something, because you know Trevor doesn't come home

and jump right in the shower. And then Maddie goes, Brad thinks this is a big bomb, but it's not news to any of us. So then we'll, it's like, okay, well, the peanut butter is news to me at this point, but what does a condiment add to do to the situation? Like, what's the point to comment? Well, actually, a peanut butter is news to me at this point, but what does a condiment add to do to the situation?

Like what's the point to comment? Well, actually, a minute really, it's quite salty, but very delicious. No, Emmy, we're leaving that in the past. We don't need to know what it literally did to the situation. And Trevor's like, well, I don't know. Like you shouldn't be changing the subject right now. And TJ gets, oh, say it's the cheater. So you know how it works.

I was like, yes, TJ. I know TJ was on the right side this week. DJ goes, oh, say it's a cheater. So you know how it works. I was like, yes, TJ. I know TJ was on the right side this week. I know. Isn't it amazing how when people are on your same side, you're like, oh my God, yes, queen. I love how I love how it empowered TJ. If you really speak this truth, what a strong soul.

Thank God we have a gay like TJ on television. So then Maddie gets up to fight and so does he. Trevor gets up too. And she's like, no, no, no, sit down, sit down. So they both sit back down and and Bradley's like, one thing happened and one thing is a rumor. So now I'm being attacked and we'll say, well, if you fight fire with fire, everyone gets burned and now look at us. You started the fire well. You really started the fire. The fire doesn't get to, doesn't get to complain about the other fire that's fighting it.

You and the original fire will. You set a spark out and let another tree. Okay, it's your fault. And he goes, look at us. We're all burned. And then it cuts the grace of the late taking selfies of herself. Like, we like talking about something. And he goes look at us. We're all burned and then it cuts to gracefully taking selfies of herself like She's taking selfies while Emily Emmy is hiding her face and taking her pulse. She's like, oh my god I can't believe this

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