Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: Riding in Cars with Boys

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

The cast of Southern Hospitality heads to a NASCAR race, and Grace Lilly pushes the limits of "dairy-free." Plus, Maddi has a very special DJ set at Republic!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/76159466See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and the finale and all that. And then this week we did sort of like a deep dive about the things that we're really into right now. So Ronnie gave us the full lowdown about all his new fissies and the snails and the plants in his aquariums and all of that. And then I talked a little bit about my garden box. So you know, if you're into that kind of stuff,

which I think you should be, and even if you're not, maybe it'll be inspired, go check out our bonus episode. It's more fun than it sounds. Yeah, it was great. I loved hearing about your fish. I really did. It was a great store.

How are, and how are they? How are they? How are you, fishes? Oh, they're doing great. My little beta baby gorgeous is looking at me right now. Wagging is little tail. and the snail in there, who I haven't named. I've got a name I'm seeing.

But man, what a bang up job he's doing in there. I mean, I wish I could give recommendations if anybody needs a good snail to clean their tanks. I mean, he's gone up a log, down a log, around a log, under it. I mean, he's found every crevice of that thing. So well done, nameless snail. Well, I'm sure. I'll be named. I'm sure it's like very hard of that snail to just like

chill out when you're probably purring out it saying, if you got time to lean, you got time to clean snail. I am. Also, I didn't trust the snail. I was going to bring in other snails. And I was like, Frommie, give the snail a chance. Like the first few days it was trying to crawl over from one part of the log to like a different like over like a crevice and the log and it figured out how to do it like as big gross, thumb body. Oh, so I shouldn't call it gross. I just body shamed you name it.

It's like a snail. It's like kind of like, I've been found. I've been found. He was kind of reaching over with part of his body and you know what, I believe in snails now. I really do. Good job. Yeah. Well, you know, it's because the snail also believes

in something larger than itself. It believes in Republic, Republic, the most important vlog in the entire aquarium. Okay, if you're working at Republic, that means you're one of the hottest snails in the entire aquarium. Okay, if you're working at Republic, that means you're one of the hottest snails in the entire aquarium. I know. I was like, snail, I can't be over here DJing if you're not on the log doing it right. So, I mean, this is Republic. So like in 10 years from now, like I see myself as a DJ. So if I can't DJ because you're not on the log, then

I work after rethink this entire relationship now. Yeah, I'm like DJing. I wanna be really influential in this music business so in the industry, so get it together now. Yeah, it's now. Yeah. So we're talking Southern hospitality because the show is ridiculous.

It's just like one of the best things on right now. It is so funny. People should be watching it. This is season one Vanderpump Rules level. Like it really is, not hyperbole. Like it really is that ridiculous. They're so like self-obsessed and they really, like they have that sense of hope

that that first season of Vanderpump Rules had. You know, where everyone thought this was just a stop on the way to like glory and it was little did they realize it was actually the coolest. That was the glory. had, you know, where everyone thought this was just a stop on the way to like glory and it was little do they realize it was actually the color. That was the glory. That was the glory. That was the glory.

You were on the glory bus. Okay. You guys should have had more fun. Now look at you. They were, they thought they were on a glory path, but they were on a glory hole. Yeah. It was a glory day. Glory day.

And it's over. So here we go to a new fresh batch. Oh, fresh batch of Southern hospitality. So this is a children to mock on Southern hospitality. Every decade brings us younger and younger children to mock, you know, you know, in a few years, we're going to have like kindergarteners busing tables. And we're going to be like, oh, you know, in a few years we're gonna have like kinder gardeners busing tables, so we're gonna be like, oh fuck you Baldi, get it together.

Yeah, you know, we keep getting older, but the idiots on Bravo say the same age. So don't care, McConaughey. So this week Mia is the narrator of the previously, which surprised me because Mia was like barely featured in the first episode and they really ramped her up and now she's actually in narrator level already like I'm, I'm surprised and I'm happy I'm proud I'm proud of Mia. Well done Mia. So she talks about going on her second date with Owen, where she had a three-quiz meal and dessert. And then we get her like wacky moment in the diary room,

like trying to like fan herself. Sorry, you're beautiful, love your personality, way too intelligent to be on the show. Sorry. But you know. I love them, yeah. I love them, yeah.

She's a financial analyst for a company guys. So like it's you could you could only put only half of her heart into this. And mostly that means in a restaurant, if you're the financial analyst, you're the one in charge of giving out tips and deciding if the runners actually did a good enough job to get their actual tip or if you should take an extra 20 off the top, okay. But she's an actual financial analyst. I don't know what they do. Yeah, they run numbers and shame people for heating up to Michangas and the office lounge. Clearly. So previously, well, there was like a

tea party, Grace Lillie's birthday is happening and she's having an Allison Wendell and tea party Which culminated in Mikkel storming off because TJ he overheard TJ saying something's like that's class or something like that So he got really mad and then he like threw his Prosecco across the table sort of kind of hitting some people and then stormed off down Everybody but TJ actually, you know, which is so Allison Wendell land and then stormed off down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole.

Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole.

Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit Alice. Yeah, Alice sucks.

And now she caused all these problems and guess who wins? Alice. You know, everybody else is over there covered in Michele's champagne. Yeah. And meanwhile, there's like a lizard that's been sent off to the sky to die because of Alice. Meanwhile, Alice is taking fucking selfies at the Valley stand. Yeah, meanwhile, like poor rabbits,

Alice is destroyed because of Grace Lilly. Well, I guess that is we as Alice, Grace Lilly, Alice. I don't know why I lost it. I lost it like Alice. Yeah, I lost it like that. They're all Alice's, they're all a bunch of Alice's. Not Alice, Alice's. Yeah, but they've all of us. Yeah. Um, but I'll bet they've all taken ally, you know, much

of squirty pooping allises on this show. So it's Thursday. So this show is like, you know what, we're on bravo. So let's just give really random timestamps for no reason. At all times. Every scene has one. And this time it's Thursday at 6.18pm. Yeah, and Mikhail has just stormed off. He's like, shut the fuck up. You're all fake as fuck. And so he runs off and then Joey is, Joey Marbles is like, I'm concerned.

I'm concerned right now. Yeah, yeah, I'm really confirmed right now about that. And because like ripping off his cheap Amazon blazer, and Maddie, of course, is making about her. She's talking to Grace and she's like, I mean, look at him. I need to know. I'm DJ, you know, and when I'm DJ, I need to know that people are doing bottle service.

Yeah, like what the hell am I supposed to do? Because like if he's not working, then I have to know that people are doing bottle service Yeah, like what the hell am I supposed to do because like if he's not working then I have to work And I can't be DJ you know what I mean? Do I have to call Leva and most like you know what I love as someone Who isn't a lawyer but identifies as someone who has gone to law school, but I haven't even done that I just want to say I love him, but like he's a good kid But he's also his worst enemy. How about you stop telling me about who's your worst enemy and go to law school first?

Okay. Yeah. Look who's talking first and you look who's talking person at an Alice in Wonderland drunk party in the sunlight. It's been a sudden. A lot of us. Yeah, exactly. So he's also talking to Lucia because Luia was the one trying to kind of stand up for

Mikkel and so Will's shouting her down now. And so she's just kind of nodding at him like you're fucking crazy and who's even talking to you like why are you so mad, right? So then Grace, this is her party and she's like, I had no idea what's going on. I'm just enjoying myself. I'm kind of in my own world sometimes It's like yes Grace the Lee you do not have to tell us that you're in your own world sometimes We see you who whooping with a dream catcher around your waist Yeah, I'm tangled in my hood.

We got it. You're trying to make wavy gravy happen in whatever little world you're living in. And I have to say it's working. I've said wavy gravy this week. Did you really? Yeah. Few times.

Guest of who? The snail. The snail. Wavy, brain, you work. Healing it, living your dreams. Don't let people hate on you just because your spirit is right, baby. Did you say to this, now, now listen, now I put my neck out for you. I have no more neck to give.

If you do well on this log, you can take a shift at big log. Yeah, I'm happy to report that after it's episode four now. So after a few weeks or whatever of filming, I'd happy to report that after it's episode four now. So after a few weeks or whatever of filming, I'd like to report, Leva has really not loosened up at all. So congratulations. Leva is still bored as fucking is wondering what she's doing there. Which I appreciate. I love the consistency.

Yeah, I like it. I love it. I love it too. So now Maddie goes out to the parking lot to bring me kale. She's like, I'm going to bring him his stuff. So she goes out to the parking lot to bring me Kale. She's like, I'm gonna bring him his stuff. So she goes out the parking lot. She has some like target bag, like a paper target bag with quote unquote stuff in it. Who knows what? And he's now changed into a t-shirt, but he's like doing that thing where you storm off,

but you don't really storm off. You just sort of go to a different area. So that way someone comes after you, because if you really storm off, you leave. But he didn't leave. He's just pacing back and forth in his t-shirt now. And then he's, and meanwhile, back at the table, Will is starting to get mad.

Will is like, listen, listen, I wanna listen everybody, okay, I'm listening to everybody, I'm listening to all the sides here, and they're all just like, I didn't like this fuck boy again. Like literally nobody cares, but he's yelling. And Lucy is like, but I am this thing to people. What are you talking about? So then Maddie's like,

Mikhail, Mikhail, I've got stuff for you. And he's like, well, I didn't want it to be like this. It was not supposed to be like this. And she's like, but what am I supposed to do? You're supposed to come work in a couple of hours. I'm not coming. I'm not coming. I'm not coming. Okay.

I'm just going to go back and hang out with my family where I will go back into the closet where they all see me as a very straight person. I'm not coming to work tonight. She's like, it's my DJ night. I'm not supposed to worry about bottle service on DJ night. You can't do this to me. Have you ever seen Moby wearing the

Bottle Service? Anybody? Maddie, you saw me breaking down in the bathroom. Okay, I cannot do this. I'm sorry that it's D.J. Night. You're just gonna have to press play on the CD player without me. So what are you gonna do?

Take the day off. I mean, you have to work with them tomorrow anyway. I mean, you're the boss. I mean, you make them work. I mean, that's to work with them tomorrow anyway. I mean, you're the boss. I mean, you make them work. That's like, yeah, I'm the boss and I have to make them work. I'm your boss. And you have to go to work. She's like, I didn't think that one through. I'm truly bag full of things.

I know she was just handed the biggest gift. Also, can't believe she just imaginary reference to Moby. I mean, no offense to Moby, but he's like the I love Lucy of DJs. I really need to get with it from going to make some more DJ references, you know. Shame on me. I don't pull longer, Republic. I'll do that. At Republic, we believe in more current DJs like Mike Summit who's playing in Tampa. Ronnie.

Yeah, his name Mike Summit. Oh, fucking no DJ James Kennedy. I feel like DJ James Kennedy is already like a grandfather in the DJ world. Um, I just, um, yeah, I, uh, I thought I thought Moby was a, I thought Moby was quite a strong reference. At least, you know, you could have said that boy slim too. Could have been equally as that's very well. Yeah, that's equally as dated. I just I hate that they put these fucking tags right where you're mu- where your muffin top is and then it really hurts

and then you rip it and now I have my muffin tops going to be hanging out of a hole. Well, I guess this t-shirt's gone. Thanks a lot. Brand XXLTTG EEG. How souls. Brandtis this. Are you saying you're not going to have your tag on DJ night? Cause I'm DJing and you're supposed to have your tag. How am I supposed to DJ?

If you don't have a tag, um, so she's like, yeah, it's not easy being friends with all these people, but also being their boss. And I'd love to be there for all of them. But at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And that's all I can say for the life of the poor. I wish I could be there for all of my friends, but as a manager or really not as a manager, I'm just a self-volved person.

So unfortunately, it's not going to work out for them. Yeah, that's not what a manager, I'm just a self-volved person, so unfortunately it's not going to work out for them. Yeah, that's not what a manager is supposed to do. A manager is supposed to DJ. So now Lucy, back to Lucy and Will, she's like, oh my god, all I'm trying to say is that it was all attacking. And he's like, where were you in the whole night? Like, you're yelling at her because she was standing up for him. So she was there, Will, okay? She was sitting in the same spot. So Emmy, his girlfriend is like, why don't you take it down a notch, okay? You know what, I know I know I know I'd let it be with Will when he's drunk, you know,

you just sort of have to like keep him corralled and just make sure he runs in a circle. Yeah, I did say keep him corralled. I made a visual reference. That's probably beyond everyone else in this cast, but enjoy that. When you're 60 years old or 20 years old, not really sure which I am yet, but you know words like Kerald.

And meanwhile, we'll say, we could have used your help on this. You seem like an intelligent girl. Yeah, Lucy. And meanwhile, we'll say, we could have used your help on this. You've seen my can intelligent girl. Yeah, Lucy. Think of the condescending seal of approval. So now it's guess what, Ronnie, it's time to go to the hottest place in all of King Street. We're gonna go to Rob Public. So now they're all there and TJ is showing up and everything and Grace is like,

I wonder if Michele's gonna show up tonight because everyone's wondering, is Michele gonna show up because if he doesn't show up, then Maddie's not gonna be able to wear DJ sat and not be able to get taken seriously by the music industry of Charleston. And Maddie's doing that thing where she's walking around with like a key

on one of those old school telephone cords around her, wrist like, he needs to show up for work. He needs you. He was going to tell me to call me and he never called me. Okay. This is like a DJ emergency. All right.

So listen, is there a staff meal, you know, an unlocked beer fridge and tips and cameras? He's going to be there. Yeah cameras. He's gonna be there. Yeah, he's gonna be there. He's gonna be there. He's probably outside of gas station, staring up at the camera right now, just cause there's a camera there. He's gonna be there, okay?

He's practicing his real house while I was posing from like the target camera at checkout. He's like practicing taking his jacket off and putting it back on really quickly. He's like, I can't have done that better. I can't have done that better. So, so that of me while Joey Marbles is outside, I say, hey, Subly is a horror y'all. I'll come inside.

I'm like, wow, I just love this exclusive venue where they stand outside and it's beg you to come inside the doors. Um, so yeah, I love the shots of a republic. It's like TJ who's just like, prismicatedly boring drinks and someone cutting a lime. And then the stripper mirrors in the back, the show girl mirrors, I guess I should say, crack me up. And yeah, I've got way too many notes here. So I got a little lost on where you were.

I'm like, who's at the door and why did we miss Grace doing her makeup in the mirror? Yeah, because Grace was doing makeup in the mirror because that's what she's gonna shine. She's gonna shine, Ronnie. And so she's actually sitting on a table in the back. It's like a table full of like liquor bottles and she's sitting on it and she's

meditating. She has her hands out and she tells us, you know, it really sucks having to work on my birthday, but I'm going to pretend everyone's at Republic for my birthday. And instead of bringing the gifts, they're going to bring me paper. She's like, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the door man. By the way, you know that love it does give Reams a paper for birthday gifts. You know, like I feel like that's such a love a gift. Like it's like a really nice wrapping paper with like a like a tweed kind of like a like a twine around it and sort of like a papyrus card and then you open it up and it's like a Ream of three hole punch. Yeah, I thought you'd need it everyone newspaper. So here's some paper until you learn to go outside Fucking idiot. What am I doing here?

So then the door man's like hey, hey Maddie and she's like, um Maddie sir Hey, Maddie sir. What time you supposed to DJ tonight? She's like 10 o'clock 10 o'clock That's almost 10 o'clock is Mikael gonna be here. God, I wish there was some everyone's best friend. I'm a DJ You know what? Foggers down the road. I want to be DJing. I want to be playing at every club I want to have real influence in the music industry. So Missika DJ set it matters to me. I'm like well, uh good job Being an influential DJ at a club in Charleston, Kexeth Girl, and a not-in-law's angels or vacates her Miami or New York. Well, you know, you've got to take it seriously, whatever step you're on, Ben.

Commercials. Here comes one right now. So then Grace is still meditating on the back table full of liquor bottles and she's talking to the camera man now She's like, you know, this is what I do. I just do this. I meditate. Gotta get to Zen out. Get a little Zen Boota, woota, gravy, wavy spirit, Thearit, wavy, grape, grape, um, uh The door man just comes in. He's like, we got to do your paperwork. She's like, oh, okay. Just interrupts for a moment and then,

like, oh, God, another one of these girls. So now it's like drinking and dancing and all this, no one's seen Michele yet, but he in walks in Leva. So it's like, oh my God, love us here, but Michele's not here. And it's just like very scary. And Leva's like, she wants to check in on Grace Lilly

and Grace Lilly is doing like a great job. She's like, woo, hey girl, girl, come up here. You want some wine, you want some champagne? I gotta sign, you want a son? Please don't tell me, I have to spell options tonight because that word has been hard for me. Okay, but anything else, I will spell out your sign, girl. You're a queen, you're a queen, you're a queen.

I'm like, you're either kissing a lot of ladies' asses or you're just homophobic. It shouldn't be working here. I'm gonna go with the first. Love you, love you, baby, baby. So, Leva comes in and you can tell Leva's coming, like she's not wearing blodged shoes, but you can hear her footsteps anyway

because everyone she makes like she's not wearing glad she's but you can hear her footsteps anyway because everyone she makes she's like and love is like you know what this is grace you know like she's grace is coming in with great energy like that's he wanted to be okay she listened to me she actually listened when I said, do your job and then you can do more of your job. And this is one of those moments where I'm like, this is why I have you around. She was like, Grace Lilly,

I just wanted to see how you're doing. I'm like, make me proud. She's like, oh my God, I got you. I got you girl. And 952, Mikael hasn't arrived, but then it's 1003. And Mikael's arrived. Mikael made it. Yeah.

So Mikael's like, um, do you really think that after I just got all those suspension that I was going to come to work late? I mean, hell to the fucking no. And the words of the great Britney Spears, I came to work, bitch. Okay. Okay. Kind of leave now. Am I done? So Maddie's up there with big headphones. So I'm just removing her head down and being like, yes, showing your finger and then like pressing play. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Stevie Wonder comes in. I'm just here to hear the most influential DJ of all time. Got Stevie Wonder, I'm really keeping it current.

Wait a second. Did I just see Clive Davis in the corner of Republic and is he with David Foster? Oh my God. She's gonna get discovered tonight. Thank God she didn't have to skip it on her DJ set. You guys, Charlie Chaplin is here. I'm so glad Bickel came on time. Wait, is that Frankie Abelon? Ha ha holy that's it. It's all happening now So yeah, she's like spitting and then she is making the sign, you know, the

Sign in the kitchen and she's like wait, how do you spell options? O P O O P O P O P O P O P O P O P O P. She just keeps saying pop up pop up. Yeah. Op shins shins. Like no, it's not a part of your body. But it's not like a photo op, but for your shins options. Damn it. I wish somebody had told me that wouldn't a body part of wouldn't keep putting

machines on the Instagram It's like all these pictures of Grace Ellie shins. She's like a theme. I just opened up an account on shins to Graham So I'm the OP shinner So Miguel doing a job. Miguel doing a job. He's this is me. Kelt doing a job. There's like three ladies standing by the bar Clearly in town to see if they could find anyone from Southern Charm and they're just standing there. And Mikhail, hey, hi, hi, hi, hi.

You interested in a table today? They're like, not really. Hi, hi, hi, hi, you want a table? So then outside Joan Mikhail are talking and just like, hey, Mikhail, when did you get here? Because I thought you just got here. I didn't even see you because I've been running around working man, working so hard. And he's like, I got here when I thought you just got here like I didn't even see you because like I've been running around working man working so hard and he's

like oh I got here when I was scheduled to be here he's like yeah we scheduled at eleven he's like I was scheduled at 1003 and so I got here at 1003 sir and he's like okay you know what I'm good here why don't you go inside you're good inside go ahead and go inside Joey is like is he some mad at Marvels is the one who Who asks the shitty question at that party in the first place you started it sir I know but like Joey Marbles trying to come for someone is really hilarious because he he really has a soft touch Like oh, so you're supposed to be you were just got here right now up in your an hour. Oh

All right cool see you like going. I'll see like if you're out if you're going inside and then come back outside Again, I'll see when you come back out. Yeah, he's like yeah enjoy the air conditioning really show him really show him Oh, yeah, good luck trying to sell table by saying hi only three times Takes four times we all know. So then, Mikhail does eyes and party, party. And I have to say, there are some very strawy looking people in this club. There are a lot of paper bags with mouths in this club. Just saying paper bags.

It's a low rent puppet show. That's what's happening. Is Harris teeter out of Boisterizer? What's happened to this down? Nothing is sadder than that one lady who was like sitting on like a low wall near Maddie's DJ with who leans in and goes, I've been waiting for you to come on.

I was like, oh man. Yeah. I think like 80% of the people here were Bronwyn's mom tonight from Real Housewise of Orange County There's a lot of raggedy andies in the scrab So then he plays some flow rider. Oh, he's so good So Trevor comes up to the DJ stand. He's like, hey Maddie Can I get a table tonight? She's like asking you will receive?

That's the Bible. That's the Bible. DJ Maddie can pull all the strings because she knows who the manager is. And it's me, DJ Maddie. So then Mikkel is talking to a waitress and he's like, are you flipping this table? And she's like, we are flipping this table.

He's like, okay, we're gonna flip it. I was like, oh, there's gonna be some table flipping drama and then Maddie's gonna give that table to Trevor, but then it's not gonna be Trevor's table. It's gonna be like one of the raggedy ants. Yeah. None of it ever happened. None of it happened.

So stop leading me on with this shit, you guys. Come on. Well, Maddie was going through an existential crisis because she's like, I'm the DJ right now, but I'm also the manager and I can't be friends with my employees like, I'm the DJ right now, but I'm also the manager, and I can't be friends with my employees, but I'm an employee right now. So that mean I can't be friends with myself.

What am I to? So, we just see a lot of work, work, work, and then Lamar comes. Don't, don't, don't, don't. So first time Lamar has shown up, and everyone's like, oh my God Lamar's coming. Did you see Lamar? The fuck up so then Grace is not he's not bell at all. He's just like Yeah, he doesn't even get he doesn't even bother getting mic'd up for this

They have to pick up audio from everyone else's microphone. So of course Grace goes up to him. And he's like, hey, tomorrow, it's my birthday. I'm working on my birthday. He looks at her like, congratulations. Welcome to everyone else in America. Grace walks up to him like she walks up to everybody. Ah! Like, like, like she's on a trapeze and the trapeze has just snapped off of its ribs. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH our sold out side of the mark, we're sold out inside. He's like, uh-huh. Okay, Mikkel, can we go talk on the back?

And so they go to the back. Okay, Mikkel's like, he. I sold out on the inside too. That's why I'm here on this TV show. Anyway, going on. Not good things. Mekel's like, oh my god, is it my jacket? Was it my shorts or my jacket?

Was it the wine throw? But was it throwing the wine, but missing the person I was aiming at? What is it? What is it? Lamar's like, I just want to just reiterate that when I said not, I meant it so badly that they had to outsize the not in my captions So think about that, Michael. It was like oh my god ah and

Lamar's like you know at this like this is like the third or fourth or fifth chance That we're giving to you and you just got to make sure you're doing what you need to do okay? Keep the outside stuff outside All right, see you later. Bye Yeah, Michaela's like opening a patio umbrella. He's like yep. Okay. I promise he's like okay. This is your sixth chance So he's like thank God I'm not being fired. It's a great Britney Spears once said I get to work bitch It's a great Britney Spears once said I get to work bitch If like the great Britney Spears one said if you if you hold your host stand to my body

What if you held my post-stand would you hold it against my I got a workshop that one Would you hold it against me? So if I took your shift at Republic, would you hold it against me? No, that's not quite working. No, never mind. No, go ahead. No, I was imagining. I was just imagining Maddie just singing Britney Spears. I just was imagining how terrible it must have been for anyone. When Britney Spears' song, until the World Ends came out because it must have been terrible for people who knew Maddie because that meant that for like the whole summer they just heard Maddie going Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Like, I'm gonna tell that bitch, that bitch missed me one more time. They're never gonna work public again. I'll take that. We'll tell you that. He has anger vacuuming. My meanwhile used to do that. She's so sweet, you know, but she used to just,

we had one of those, she had one of those dry vacuums, you know, that's not like you don't plug it in, and it just goes, Grum, Grum, Grum, Grum, Grum, Grum, Grum, makes that noise as you push it back and forth, and she would just angrily, Grum, Grum, Grum, Grum, Grum, We back here, okay, she's like, I'm fine!

I'm fine, what do y'all mean? What do y'all mean today? It's like she has some serious shit, and I see that in TJ, his personality anger coming out in that pushback. I really think that he's just doing all that vacuuming to motivate himself because I kind of feel like that stick vacuum is in some ways his fitness goal. So I feel like he's like, okay, just a reminder of what I'm doing this for. I mean, to stare at my goal. I think we've all been there.

A thin stick vacuum. A thin stick with the best suction in town. Okay, so I'm going for... I think he's assuming. I'm giving him aaglass. I think he's assuming because he's gay, he's gonna look like he has no life while everybody else is doing things for their scenes. So he's like, look at me, I'm the vacuumer and the person who puts his plants close together

and then takes them back apart. But look, no one's doing anything. It's like the point of this show. Well, I think that actually, you know, they say behind every great man, I was a great woman, which I think that really the vacuuming probably stems from some wonderful gay icon of a mother he must have.

Who's like, now, T.J., I told you, if you're gonna be on TV, they can't see a speck of dust in your ass. So here's a stick vacuum and you better use it whenever you can. And so it's like damn they always come over right when my mom is guilty means of acumen. Right or it's just as me ma'am. Hi you're on the TV show. You vacuuming. He's like yes, yes me ma'am. I had a boy. So and Will, we go over to their place and Will of course is like, well you get me some water, it's so long over. And every time I say I'm not drinking again, it's a fucking eye.

Cause I drink you can't. Would you just say something are you even here right now? You're a smart girl. She's like, I need to let it go, Lucy, it's not here. Did you want to put any of this into your application to law school about every time you want to keep stopping drinking you drink some more? Anything, no. Obstruction! That's actually objection, honey.

You'll get there. You'll get there. So calming his hair with one of those little tiny cubs. You'll do it one day, honey. with one of those little tiny coms. Y'all, you'll do it one day, honey. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,stained. That's actually sustained, honey. Come here.

Shh. I'd like to approach the branch. It's the bench, but that's okay. So, Luzia and Mia are having lunch, and Mia does one of those things where she pretends like she asks about the other person who doesn't care. She's like, how is work? Because the group chat went off when I left. People were throwing up at table three. Anyway, it's how many of you,

I just want to hear gossip. I just pretend like I cared about you. Lucy is like, yeah, they barf at table three right when I got sat and me is like, wild. I mean, to finally get a table at Republic and then be barfing, I would never. And me is like, she's saying I would never get a table at Republic or get a Republic and then Barf on it because I feel like, uh,

I feel like I would barf on a table at Republic. I feel like if I wasn't even drunk, I would barf on a table at Republic. I just might happen, you know. barf on a table at republic. I feel like I just might happen, you know. So I'm like, hey, here I am at republic. What's this terrible music like? We're just good old, we're just DJ Charlie Chaplin when you need out. This is fucking ridiculous. Hey, it's Maddie's saying that pretty spirit song again.

No, it's just someone peaking on table 34. So Lucius like so how are things with Owen? Yeah, now it's just someone peaking on table 34. Ha ha ha ha. Ah! Ah! So, Lucius, like, so how are things with Owen? And he's like, oh my god, you're gonna be sad. But I got the ick. Okay, I'm sorry, because I like a guy who can hold his own, where you're not stuck next to him the whole night.

Like, I have to facilitate a combo for this guy. I mean, he was like my shadow. And then we see at the club where she's parting and he's like at her side. But I feel like if he was making conversation, wouldn't she be like, oh my god, then he's off talking to other girls, ik. Yeah, cool. Well, he was also holding a chimichanga,

so I think it just, it wasn't meant to be. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, talking about his cat. Damn Jimmy Chonga. He's like, double Jimmy Chonga. I was out there. I didn't even told me, no, this is my cat. I was like, put that is a Jimmy Chonga and he goes, you're lying. Stop gaslighting me.

He actually said, I love your shoes or those chimmies. I was like, oh my god, are you triple Jimmy Chonga? They're Jimmy shoes, you asshole. So stupid. So Lucy is like, yeah, her things and she's like, across. And so then we see a clip of him being like, okay, well, you said you were going to come home with me, right? She's like, I'm not going home with you. Triple chimmy.

So he leaves all upset. I'm not going home with you. Triple Chimmy. Bye! So he leaves all upset. And then he texted her the next day saying things like, good morning, beautiful angel, and she just like rose to that. She was like, no, just like ew. And then said like a Chimmy Changa emoji. It's like, oh, I think that was an exclamation point.

It was a Chimmy Changa. So, she's like, you know, I think that like women in the South feel like pressure to settle down really quickly because they like, they just want to latch onto any man they can. They can just like get married enough kids and have like a white pick offense fantasy. But like when I see a red flag, I am done. I'm like, well, guess what? Don't want to break it to you. But if meeting someone who works in the in the in the nightclub industry is a big red flag for a lot of other people. So, you know, that's true. Also, this red flag cooks, okay? And text you the next day. Come on, that's a good red flag.

You know, we need to calm down with red flags. So Lucy is like, you know, okay, I'm going to say this and you don't have to listen to me because I know we're in different situations, but you know, sometimes you have to say to people things like, I don't want you to be in my shadow, you know? Like I say, Devon, could you please make sure there's sparkling water in the fridge? And look at me, I'm happy! Did you ask him to put sparkling water in the fridge?

Well, we're just only our first day in the half. He was just sort of like lingering around me. But did you ask him to stock the fridge? Yeah, you can't be mad that Dory Dash doesn't bring you French fries when you ordered from Pizza Hut. You know what I mean? Like you've got to order what you want. And she's like gross.

So Lucy is now trying to talk about herself, which is not gonna last as good. You know what I'm really, I'm just gonna jump in and interrupt her any second. But she's like, well, me and Dave on, we're in two different chapters. And so I broke it off, but we've healed now. And so I told him, you listen here.

Now that we're partners again, you better chip in financially. And I was like, oh my God, really? You have to have that discussion with the man who like impregnated you. No, keep looking. I was also, I thought it was a little odd when she said, you know, we broke it up because we were going in different, we were in different financial situations. You know, I had just bought a home and he was starting a business and I thought we weren't gonna see I'd, I, and like, so you guys were both adulting, is that what you're saying?

So you guys were both like doing kind of pretty mature things. Yeah, no, that won't work out. Yeah, that's terrible. Come on, Shoez, here comes one right now. So she's like me. It's like, yeah, Paul. I mean, speaking of Will. Action, Dawes.

Speaking about Dave on Will, I know, right? Yeah. Yeah. He burned a couple of bridges. Did me. And yeah, that girl, I mean, needs to go to the store and get a smaller leash for well and Lucy is like imagine having a boyfriend like that yeah I mean you have to defend him all the time I mean having a son lawyer boyfriend I

know I mean I already have a son with Dave on and so anyway getting back to Dave on one thing I wanted to just circle back to before we just moved on to Will for no good reason. Yeah, Will's a real asshole, you know, truly. So then we go to a really weird ballad that because we don't get a ton of music in the show, but this one is like, It's your time, it's your time. I know what you mean, what you mean. Walking by dripping hearts. I just wanna get down. That's how we do it in the south. That's how we do it in the south.

So what the fuck is wrong with this lady? What are you even talking about? Well, Ronnie, the reason why is because now we go over to Republic and daytime drinking. So as you may remember from like episode two, like during the day at Republic, the vibe is different because it's daytime and then at night, the vibe is something else because it's nighttime. So I guess that works for the music too.

It's family time. It's family time right now at Republic. If your Republic is not at family, my your family isn't Republic. Republic is not your family. So think about it. So have you ever wondered what like a stereotypical family on this show would look like? Because you're about to find out, okay, here comes Emily and her family. It's her sister's Peyton and Madison. There's also a sister named Montana, who's not there unfortunately,

and the mom is Sean D. You know, and he's like, oh, hey, you know, it's so weird to be here because I'm usually working here. I'm not just sitting here. And Titi's like, hello. And it's like, Titi J.'s my mom and my sisters. He's like trash.

What kind of get you? And her mom's like, oh, T.J. what a name. Oh my God. Emmy had T.M.J. when she was younger, but I hear she's not in over that, eh? So she said my name is mom, but it's not. It's Shondi. So you can call me Shondi, T. like, um what about literally standing here doing church lady eyes at you gives you the impression that I want to fuck you, ma'am

Mom, you're really you're in for a treat because you don't normally get TJ to help on an afternoon That's his vacuum in time. So this is a real privilege to have him here No, that's his vacuum in time. So this is a real privilege out here. All right, you can leave the table now. He's just standing there moving his arm back and forth. Like he's vacuuming the right. Go inside. Let go of the mental vacuum, TJ.

I believe in you. Wait, well, before you go, can you tell me where the frozen semosis are? What are you talking about, mom? Well, you said he was TJ's right. They have great sorts of frozen desserts and appetizers right? If you don't mind that I brought my own plastic bag to you. I mean the paper one. So I'm sorry Save me your thumb on your own time. Am I right? Amy? Why isn't he wearing a Hawaiian shirt? I'm confused

So I'm confused. So, um, mom's like, oh my God, it's so nice to see you, Amy. You are just so busy doing all of this that you're doing. Yeah, the only time mom gets to see me was when I asked her to drive me to a last good point. Would she say I wrote to Alaska like a waxing appointment. And I mean, I was like, where's Alaska Point? I want to see a show from there. It points out Russia.

So then, and he tells us, she's like, I was born in Atlanta, and then my dad's job took us to London, and then my dad's job took us to Philadelphia, and then my dad's job took us to Charleston, and then my dad's job took us back to Winnetka, and then my dad's job took us to Dallas, and then my dad's job took us back to Philly, and then my dad's job took us back took us to Winettka and then my dad job took us to Dallas and then my dad job took us back to Philly and then my dad job took us back to here and that's where I'm at. Here in my dad's job. Thanks, but I mean she tells her family. She's like, if I'm not in a republic, I'm in a home and if I'm not at home, I'm in a republic and if I'm not in a republic or home, I'm someplace I wish was a republic or home. I wish the wrongs

home of a republic. They're not always being home unless I went out. She should really, you know, you should put her in touch with the people at the mothron and she has a real way of doing this. They'll take me, they'll take that. I mean, I was fascinated. So she tells us, my dad is in a financial services. And they'll like what's financial services? She goes, financial services. He finances your services. God, I've got Opshins, don't I? Opshins.

Opshins. Opshins. So then TJ comes back with champagne and they're like, cheers to the Sher the share it girls plus Montana hashtag missing Montana. Okay Was he backing me the floor with the champagne bottle You know when I asked him if I could bring my own paper bag I thought it was weird that he actually brought me a vacuum bag to use I thought it was weird that he actually brought me a vacuum bag to use

So she's like people this is the mom she's like people say it must be so hard having girls and I say it's fun But we should ask your dad how he feels about that wonder if your dad feels like it's like are you interviewing yourself? You didn't win an award. What are you doing? Sharmie? I feel like they're trying to do, there's like their own sad plan to have to get back to our pilot with like Emmy and her family. Like, I mean, like guys, we're gonna, listen, we're gonna win everyone over

and then I'll give us a pilot. Don't worry, listen. Hey, hey, you know what's interesting? Oh no, hey, mom, tell us something that's interesting. Gets to the mom and goes, you know what's interesting? Dad has a younger brother and Will has a younger brother. I mean, oh my God.

Our love story is like the same. Cause mom's gonna see dad when she met mom. You know what mom just tells the story again. Tell us again, mom. Mom has told us the story a million times and we're gonna tell our million. Our daughter's a million times the same story because it's so good My child's story

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay if you okay you pushed me okay, so We were at a bar and dad came walking in and he put his hand out with a big smile and he said Ha, I'm raining share it and I, if you're gonna stand that close to me, you might as well kiss me. And the next day, well, he kissed me. And the next day, I went to a job in Arizona and he faxed me a love letter. I mean, need I say more.

I was like, that actually probably is the same relationship story, you know? We'd be like, he walked up, he made out with me. We fucked in the back of a bowling alley and boom. Emmy came. It was that I just sent him his text over facts. So it's just sounded like this, the most romantic love song in the world. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yeah. And when I saw Emmys picture with Will in New York, I could see a white line of angels asked on the coffee table behind them and I said, you know what, Shanti, concentrate

on that love you see in her eyes because that glow and that love and those tiny little peoples, she's experiencing exactly what I was experiencing. At Emmys are saying like, my parents would be so happy if I were married to a lawyer. I'm like, well, let's not put the cart in front of the no LSATs, no college application horse. Okay. He's my lawyer yet. He's watching law and order. He's not a lawyer. Yeah, he's not a lawyer yet. She's like, yeah, if I married him, my parents would be so proud.

My dad would be like, you're off my credit card, which I am, of course, and he's every breed, it's exactly breeds, my resilience. But otherwise, totally honest, card. So now we just see people doing things and we see Maddie. She's like removing a bottom grate from her fridge and she's like, my vape went under the fridge. My vape went under the fridge.

Been there, been there. She's like ripping apart the whole house for like a $5 vape. My vape! Ah, not on the night when I might be doing a DJ set. So Grace comes over and of course it's Grace. So she's like, okay, just come in. Jesus Christ.

So like do you want something? So she's telling us when Grace Lily is at her worst I'm like peaceful, but when she's at her best. No, I'm like peace, but when she's at her best She's like funny funny. Honestly, she's like funny. It's like fuck and Grace Lily's version is yeah We joke around and we really have old memories Yeah, like the time we took a selfie in Thailand, or the time we went to Tulum because there was a worldwide pandemic

and took a selfie there, or the time we met guys in Tulum, and then took selfies with them, or the time that Maddie's not being friends with me because she didn't like the guy that I got in Tulum. Yeah, so many great old memories. Yeah, but I like that. She stands up for me. She tells people, hey, Grace Lilly's just misunderstood. So Maddie's like, I'm making

a protein shake. You want one? And she says, um, I would love a coffee because those have dairy. They have milk in it. And she's like, okay, well, do you want it black? Because I don't have any dairy free stuff. She's, I would love cream. Maddy goes, but that's dairy though, you know, I need to go. She goes, those have dairy. Grace is like, well, you know, I'll eat cheese and I will eat cheese products, but I don't want to drink milk. Yeah, I'm dairy free, but I still like cheese

and desserts with dairy in them, like ice cream and cheese. And I love mac and cheese. I'm not grew up loving dairy queen, but I mean, dairy queen has dairy in the sun, but I'm not eating the sun. And I love a good vanilla milkshake, but others than that I'm dairy free. Yeah, I just don't like I just really don't like

dairy so it's more about I don't let the obligation of having to write it every day it's like that's not a real not dairy that explains everything. I'm like I don't need a dairy godmother just a regular godmother. This idiot. I love her. Because I buy everything she's saying. I think she's completely like this.

I don't want dairy. Give me some cream. And then when she says I don't like to drink milk. Cream is literally milk. It's dumbass. She is ridiculous. I love her. I love her. I'll let her all her complexities and

Contradictions pass because I just adore her silly silly ass So funny so then we see so grace is like so are we gonna get into the race? How are we gonna do that and she's like um my dad? How else? Oh my god? I love your dad So then we see a clip of Maddie talking to her dad or no talking to love I'm being like hey, so love out like our jujus like really often a group So I was thinking like one of the things that we could do like as a group like we could go see that's car cuz my dad has seats So like maybe if we could take off Sunday Wow, I cannot believe this 24 year old girl who wants to be a DJ has a wealthy father

with connections. I just, it's that is a shocking, shocking backstory for me. Isn't it crazy? Everybody on this show, they're all rich. And so, love is like, um, so let me guess you already invited everybody and you're planning on going. She's like, yeah, yeah. So, Matt said when they come back, Matt is like, she's like, yeah, yeah. So, Matt,

right. So when they come back, Matt is like, she's like, hey, we should call my dad. So she calls up her dad and she's like, dad, I'm sitting with Grace. Yeah, and I found my vape. Yeah, so no worries. I don't have to send me to one. Okay, I'll take it anyway. That's fine. No, you don't have to send me a new vape, but you do have to send me a new fridge. That's fine. Yeah, you don't have to send me a new vape, but you do have to send me a new fridge. So.

Good on you. Yeah, could you make sure the fridge looks like a giant vape? I kind of like the idea. I said I'm having water come out of that water spout. Could you make it vape? Can I have a vape spout? And then it's like an ice dispenser is just vape in the shape of a square, like square clouds.

So she tells us, when Trevor cheated on me, I was in Charlotte. So I don't have the best memory, so Charlotte. Like, I was there for my grandmother's birthday, and he was like, no, and then he cheated on me. And then when I came back, I found out he was cheating on me. So Charlotte makes me sad. Yeah, she was, I feel like this is a big,

defyning moment for what? Definitely not the state of Charlotte's sake. And also why is Charlotte having a great time? How does Charlotte trigger you, but Trevor doesn't? Trevor's not cheating on you. That's a great point. But also, like you were in Charlotte having a great time, this bad stuff did not happen in Charlotte,

it happened when you got back from Charlotte. It's a defining moment nonetheless. Well, she was gonna have a great time where grandma died in Charlotte. No, she said it was her grandma's birthday. Oh, oh, oh, God, you're right. It does say that in my notes, even. God, wow, just killed off her grandmother, sorry.

She almost died when she found out about Trevor, because I told everyone in my family that all are very invested in my love life. Well, her grandmother just showed up and not having with Tim Curry and Piper Laurie, who we've also killed on this show. So I hope you guys all have a good time together. Not having.

Not having. Also known as Republic. Yeah. So the dad's like, I got some wristbands not having. Not having. Also known as Republic. Yeah. So the dad's like, I got some wristbands and maybe you guys can meet some of the drivers. It's going to be awesome. And so Maddie's like, yeah, it's the graces time to shine. And she's like, yeah, it is way the gravy, daddy.

The dad's like, I'm kind of interested to see which one of them is going to try to suck up to me the most and, as a- Ha ha ha ha ha. You have to be a DJ for that to happen. No, from experience. So she just like keeps saying that she's really worried because her parents don't forget. Okay, they don't forget anything. And I'm just like really worried about how they're gonna treat Trevor

And you know like you know what we're not even gonna stay in the city because the associations are so bad We're gonna stay at Lake Norman. Okay, so we can go swimming and we can go on a boat. It'll be so great Yeah, sure I let let's start looking at Airbnb's, but I think I'm banned Something she tells us. Yeah, like people put cameras all over their houses, and so I got banned. And this lady even left me a bad review, and it was like, she throws parties, she left beer cans everywhere, she hates Charlotte, because that's where she was from Trevor cheated.

I mean, just mean. But yeah, I did throw too many parties. Yeah, so you know what? I think it's best if we get an RV, because everyone's gonna wanna be drinking and stuff, so we don't wanna be driving. And I was like, you know know RV is a vehicle, right? Like that's literally for driving.

But then I saw later on what she meant by that. Yeah, so Grace is like, so what how's Michele gonna do on this trip? And she's like definitely in a bind and it's like kind of weird because it like puts us in a bind because like you and I've like been his friends I'm like we had it's back and then there's like that whole click of people who are just like not gonna give him a chance What a bind oh my god You know I believe people need to be there for my cowl I mean step 12 of the 12 steps of recovery press play on the iPod. Oh

That's 12 steps of the DJing sorry It really does start playing like piano, tinkly movie. I'm music when she's like the 12 step and the 12 step program says, forgive Mikal. Forgive Mikal for everything. Okay, you know what? We've all made mistakes. We're all human.

We've all lost a vape under the fridge. And Grace is like, I just wouldn't wish he wouldn't give him so much energy. I'm like, keep your power. Yeah, that reminds me. We're going to have to get a generator for the RV. So, keep your power. So they're going to get lit in Charlotte, lit in Charlotte, and now we're back tonight at Republic. So Grace looks like Grace has got a second shift at Republic because she's working again there.

Yeah, Grace, Grace Illeyi, I guess, is back. She, that's how this show works. So like, you will never step foot in this place. I will give you one chance. Okay, you've been here five minutes. You've done great. Your job's back. See every night. So Grace Illey only comes in. It's like, I am at work now. People, it is me at work.

You're welcome. Sit down. So she comes in and everyone's dancing and then Leva goes up to Lucille and Mia looking all hot. She says, Oh my god. You guys are here. Here's what you're going to do. You're going to get Bradley to take a really hot picture of you. And then you're going to be like, Hey, social media come to Republic. That's how social media works, right? So, um, so then, um, Mia's asking Maddie what's going on with Trevor and Maddie's like, well, we're boyfriend girlfriend. Yeah, it's a fish. It's a fish. He's no like, oh, gross. Yeah, so Maddie, my, oh, another thing I have to point out that cracks me up,

but Maddie does every time someone's passing her with juices and they're getting ready for the night. Maddie takes the juice, Karafa goes, okay, okay, go. I'm like, what juice problems if you guys have this mark? That's what I was wondering too Why? How many juice? Get over here, get over here, get over here, get over here

Okay, you can go That that graph of R juice is you come with like a little tag that says Inspected by number 41, it's baddie Yeah, how much ran to? That's ran 41, that's DJ 41 to you. How much ran said orange juice have they served here for crying out loud? And we're wondering why people were barfing on table three. Oops, serve them the old grapefruit juice

from the back of the fridge. So sorry for the background noise, but had to turn on the fan because when you turn on the heat down there, it rises because that's what heat does. And it burns the mouthhighs. Okay, everybody. I had a heat issue too. It was like, I turned on the heat as well because it was cold in here, but I'm right under the vent, so I get like blasted with lava air.

So I'm like, that's just better to be in the cold. So now, Joe and Michele are outside on the street. And Michele's like, ah, so I want to talk to you because like, let me just say, let's like to squash this shit out. So like the NASCAR is like a great weekend for NASCAR. And Joe is like, yeah, like, whenever we're like in the same vicinity,

I have this like sick feeling in my stomach and like I hated it when we weren't cool. It's like I feel really sick when it's like, I feel like I'm not part of a dream team with Maddie when I'm with you. It's sickening. Yeah, I'll get that birthed me from Maddie though I won't do that more,

but I'm gonna say yeah, great. And then she was like, this is what real guy friends do. They talk it out like men. Yeah, they don't deflect. They own up to it when they fuck up. And you apologize. Hey, watch it. But watch it.

But watch it. Come on, come on. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what men do. And, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on, come on in, come on, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on, come on, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on, come on in, come on in, I'm going to NASCAR, mama. We never hear the mom. She doesn't say anything. I got the NASCAR outfit, got the bikinis. Is this too much?

You're paying, right, mama? Her mom's just petting her cat in the other room like that little bitch getting her out of my house. Star this has, is mama. I feel like I saw a movie on an airplane once I started with that exact line. I feel like I saw a movie on an airplane once I started with that exact line. I feel like it was like Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd in some movie where I started with Natalie Portman be like, Mama, I'm going to NASCAR! She runs off and you

never see Mama, but she gets credit as like Angelica Houston anyway. It's like Ann Starrin has Mama Angelica Houston. Vicky Lawrence isn't home like bitch. So Grace is like, man's car here I come, gonna find me a hot man with the momma mama right? Silence, just like the, the mom's like, the grandma's looking herself in the mirror.

Think like, my table come again, my table come again. Slowly bringing a sharpie down her forehead down her. This half of me is the good. And this is bad. So then, um, Lucia is with them on and she's like, okay, Lucas stuff is prepped. I got his meal and his smoothies literally all you have to do is be here. Where'd you go?

Come back. Come back. You need to be here in the house. He's like, I'm getting the sparkling water for the fridge. So then, um, arrivals at the RV parking lot. No, Maddie whips out at a tiny RV that's supposed to take the entire cast to a tiny Airbnb at a NASCAR. Maddie is pulling out this huge DJ thing and Trevor's like, you DJing up there. She's like, it's going to be good. I'm telling you that. Maddie, industry maven, headlining at NASCAR.

Maddie, it's called get a sonos and some Wi-Fi and an Airplay device. So yeah, I cannot believe she showed up with her DJ mixing set. Like she's very much, yeah, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I bring my, I bring my my turn tables around everywhere. Yeah, because I'm a DJ. Yeah, I see the cello. So then Joey Marbles comes and he's like, hey, hey, oh, hi. And Trevor's like, hey, Joe, you're copying my glasses, bro. And they have the same glasses. Just like, yeah.

And then he, yeah, Joe sees Trevor. And he's like, of course, Trevor's here. Like, why is Maddie forcing this guy down on a throw? It's like, this is like a work trip. Like, why is he here? It's actually true. It is supposed to be a work. It's supposed to be for a group morale So Trevor really should not be there. I mean tourists are not gonna pedal themselves around Charleston. Hello I know there's all these people just standing on the sidewalk dying to get home. Please somebody

standing on the sidewalk dying to get home. Like, please somebody. So the RV pulls up and the poor driver just gets one look at them and he's like, oh, Jesus Christ. I know. He's just like, God, I thought it was bad enough that they put a disco ball up back there. But now I'm actually seeing these people, of course. She should have been disposed.

These would be the sort of people. There's like disco ball balloons and like gay pride streamers. It's just crazy in there. And because like it looks like Grace Lilly threw up in here. She's, yeah, well, you know that Grace Lilly always has doubters. And the way I get asked him, a glitter bomb. It's a strange coping mechanism. It's a strange coping mechanism. But listen, it worked well for what's his face on Hollywood squares.

So you know, hey, ripped out. Oh my god, ripped Taylor. We're really pulling. We're really going back tonight. It's almost a new year. So let's remember all the way back. Everybody. Well, we do have DJ Repteler and Residents this episode.

So Will's like, oh my God, he walks on and he's like, ah, because there's so many people, she's like, how many people it's about to be on this thing. I'm 73 years old. And Will's like, um, yeah, I'm not going on an RV with all these stinky drunk idiots who yell at each other. We're taking a car babe. He's like, you know, there's good decisions and great decisions and we're inching our way

to a great decision. This case is a clad. It's close, this case is close. And you know, get there. You know, you got a cowlet come here. Yeah. So they did actually make the good decision because this RV appears to not have any air conditioning.

They are all sweating like crazy in there. I don't know what is happening, but it looks miserable. No one is happy. No one's even talking on this thing. Normally we're used to watching Road Trip some Bravo. Where is someone? They're getting drunk. They're doing shots. Someone saying let's play a game two tweets in one lie or something like that

They're always doing some stupid shit and you're there just like lying Nothing just lying down like looking at their phones. Yeah trying to avoid each stroke Yeah, so um Trevor and Maddie of course are in the back room like the only place with any space are on the bed in the back room and Trevor's like I wish I wasn't tired. I just worked so late. She's like maybe we should just get naked He's like, but there's a camera right there. She's because that's hot Because okay, I'm just gonna put my leg on you and then we can just pretend we're chilling and then you just hear They're like are you fucking back there really? They're like fucking like, you see the covers were like thrusting underneath the covers.

And everyone's like, we're like right here for crying out loud. It's too sweaty to be, it emits your sex sounds right now. And it smells like who needs it. And just like, I'm telling myself the maddy and trevver aren't serious, but hearing them fuck like four feet away, I think they might be going stedder.

Brutal. Brutal. That's like his thing. Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. Also, I got like, I also got mad because you see, like I think Bradley and TJ were sitting at the little table

That's in the RV and I don't know if I've seen such a flagrant man spreader as Bradley like his legs He was fully he he was just like a paddle like that one leg was here one leg was there I was mad. I was like I was mad on behalf of everyone else who has to sit near him So they pull up to NASCAR and they're like wooing and TJ's like that was quick. Wow. That was almost as quick as a vacuum dish TJ TJ come back to you. That was almost as quick as lever room Forgetting that make up what do you think food up from the bottom

the fuck are you talking about and Alexa didn't like that tj comment she was she was up in here tj is my boy do not mock a good boys vacuum like tj's me all get out of my Alexa Alexa save me because I was stumbling over my joke anyway, so I was like, oh, thank God for Alexa. Sorry, I don't even know what the fuck she was talking about. So they're cheering and Maddie's like, guys, we gotta go meet Ross and the team. He's famous. He's the driver. We might not get you at all if not now.

I mean, you never know with NASCAR drivers. What minute they're here and the next minute they're not, they're NASCAR driver. Guys, it's Ross Chastain. It's Ross Chastain, everyone. Mm, and TJ's like, oh my god, does he know Kate? I love her. I just got TJ. TJ's like, oh my god, I can't wait to tell him

how much I loved his work and Tammy, I was a Tammy Faye. That's Jessica Chastain, you idiot. Ha ha ha ha. So Grace hugs him and she's okay. loved his work and Tammy, eyes of Tammy Faye. That's Jessica Tachashtani, idiot. Hahaha. So Grace hugs him and she's, okay, so they see Ross Chashtani, this big famous NASCAR guy apparently. And Grace just runs to him and says, ah, oh my God Ross!

First of all, you're my favorite from France, okay? Good luck. It's my first NASCAR race on real excited. So thanks so much for having us all here. I'm a huge fan. Are you single? I'm single. Hail, yeah, you're single.

Want to drink? Want to take a shot? Want a party? And he goes, yes, to drive a car. She goes never mind that, to hazard. Maybe later. That's a hazard. Could you... Could you...

So then, then, like, can we get a tour of your trailer, ladies only? So they go in the trailer and Grace is just like, oh, this is fun. This is real nice. Hey, here's my card. I'll give you my card. Grace the LeCard. Okay, it was originally in the shape of a dream catcher, but I had to use paper sockets there.

Anyway, I'll take care use paper sockets that anyway. I'll take care of you in all the ways. Instagram, TikTok, Republic, Only Shins, will take care of you. And me is like, she will. She really will. I was just like, I didn't know she has a card. Do I need a card?

What the hell? Yeah, I mean, Grace went in for the kill. Okay, she went in for the kill. Okay. She went in and Ross Chastain is like, uh, uh, this is a lot. I got, I got a ride a car. Oh, so then, uh, Maddie's parents are there. So they come up and Mikkel gives them a big hug and Trevor's like, hi guys, nice to meet

you. And the dad's like, finally, not, not to find the meet you and the best like, finally, nice to finally meet you, Trevor. And so her sister is here too, her sister Meredith. And Bradley's like, how school Meredith? And she's like, I'm applying to dental school. And then we see a picture of Meredith with like a beaker and a microscope. Like a white jacket, you know,

and a stethoscope and a little baby in her arm. And her own income. And then we see Maddie and DJ. We see Maddie DJ and Maddie is like, there's a lot of pressure from my family because everyone of my family was put on a path and they're all like bankers and teachers and like my sister followed the path. And I was like like fuck your path. Anyway, so I just got done having sex in the back of an RV with DJ.

I know, I know. But last week with some chick, my whole family is musical. Like everybody is like, I mean, I guess she can be musical and not be professional, but it was just funny that last week she's like, I'm going to be an international DJ because my family's so musical. And this week she's like, I'm gonna be an international DJ because my family's so musical. And this week she's like, they're all teachers and bankers. Yeah, last week I had the distinct impression

that her family was like, they were all like buskers or something like that. They were just, they were like a tour. I don't know, like they were like, the tourbidores, they were, it just seemed like they were just musicians, but that was just my assumption. But it turned out to be the cool.

I thought her mom was gonna be like Stevie Nicks, you know? Like a Stevie Nicks type, and then, you know, everybody else would kind of fall off from there. Which makes it hilarious because she basically is like, yeah, my family's like all into music. I'm like, well, you basically have like a normal family, like people who listen to music. Like people turn on the radio when you grew up.

That's what that was. My dad played the radio when he drove those places as kids. So I'm international. That's it. So, um, oh, come on. So that's the cringiest part. Okay, so the parents and the sister are now sitting in the RV, which you don't. They don't.

Maddie, just like there's, Maddie is just like, spermed all over the place, right? I know. So her family's like sitting three feet away from that. So Joe comes in, I think he's done a line or something, because he's like, I just, you know, like, I'm really grateful for Maddie, and it's like hard for me moving to a new city, but like, did. And then like, I didn't know anybody at the club,

because it's like, I'm new there, you know? And then people all know each other there, but they don't know me. And then they're like, who's that guy in this club and five like or my stripes You know what I mean? But then like Maddie like Maddie like except the mood open arms and they're looking at him like Sir we can't get up from this terrible sweaty table until you get out of the way, so can you please get to the point of your story terrible sweaty table until you get out of the way. So can you please get to the point of your story? To dad's like, is that a wet sock stuck to your arm, son? He's like, oh, well, yeah, got brutal.

Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. They've never been so happy as you Trevor after that. They're like, you know what? Go have Trevor, that's okay. There's this really long pause and the mom just goes, right, right. And he goes, yeah's this really long pause and the mom just goes, right, right.

And he goes, yeah, I think me and Madler are just like a power duo up there. And we're like, we're like, we're like cool, those friends. And the day I was like, yeah, she's good at that, you know, just being open. So, and there's this really long pause. And he's like, yeah, she comes from a great family. It's like, yeah, thank you. Thank you all the side now. Go outside Joey. Go outside.

They got some marbles for you to set up on. Go outside Joe. Yeah, they basically take a stick and they like throw it. They just throw it out and just go chase it after it. So then now Trevor and Maddie. Oh, so Trevor and Maddie are sitting on top of the RV and Trevor's just drinking teetos straight from the bottle on top of the RV.

And then I wrote this note. I felt like I had a larger point to make and so I don't remember why I really wrote this but I'll just say this note because I actually feel like this is pretty accurate. I said Trevor is like Pinocchio if Pinocchio were made of poop. I don't know. I don't know.

So there it is. He does have that kind of face, like a wooden face, like a wooden little boy's face. There is something very odd about his face. He's like an animatronic Pinocchio. Made of poop. Made of poop. He's a poop Pinocchio. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm with it. So anyway, so Matt is talking to her parents. He's a poop Pinocchio. Yeah. I don't know. I'm with it. So, anyway, Matt is talking to her parents. He's like, this is a great day. Thank you guys so much for coming. You know guys, Trevor does a really good job of handling his own, but sometimes I get really nervous about him. I get really nervous when he is talking and stuff.

So she's freaking out because her dad's about to grill Trevor. Right, sorry, I accidentally took myself off. Normal purpose. Were you looking for your vape? Did you go to the window fridge? No, I just knocked a hole through my wall trying to find it. So the dad's like so Trevor, where are you from? He's like Philadelphia, he's like, oh wow,

so why Charleston? He's like, oh wow, so why Charleston? He's like, oh yeah, because they had these things that are like, you sit in them, but then you ride your bike and they can take people places. That's like, wow, wow, so you still taking classes? How's that going? He's like, I have 23 credit hours left in my major. So.

And dad's like, well, you gotta get that done. I'm like and I'm like no no no he has a degree, but not in his major I'm like that literally makes no sense whatsoever and then Trevor's like no, I don't have a degree I don't have a degree you do you do he's got a degree under his arms that's deodorant and no I don't I'm not wearing deodorant either actually today so Deodorant and no, I don't, I'm not wearing deodorant either actually today, so. So, will it comes up? He's like, I'm going to give you the fourth degree. It's the third degree. It's okay, honey. It's okay. So the producer is like, so why doesn't he have a degree yet? And she goes, I don't know, there's like a lot of reasons, okay? Like, everyone's like, it's gonna take six years to graduate and he's like, maybe seven, like he doesn't care.

Does not take six years to graduate. Wait, who told you that? Why do you say that so excitedly? Yeah, he doesn't even care. Well, I hope he gives me pregnant because it's only gonna be like 19 months of waiting for that baby. I Can't I can't this girl so the mom is just like crying on the inside But she's trying to like hide it and she's like so I had a long a few guys been dating and Trevor's like

It's very fresh and mom the mom's like and it's it's and he's, and dad goes, well, I always taught Madison and Meredith. You know, we know what guys are, okay? Okay, so don't be that guy. He's like, well, I did have trouble in the past, sir, but I think I've grown up in the last year, especially. You know, I was a little immature, but I think I've really grown up. Gay, really grown up.

Hold on, second I got to take another swig of Tito's out of the bottle, one side. They're like, oh, I feel like some poop just hit me in the face. That's his nose, sometimes does that. Ooh, so then it's Sunday at 4.42 pm. So Grace is just, she's brought like a big black and white checkered flag that she's hanging She's holding with both of her arms above her head. She's just like well

NASCAR race Believe in yourself I sort of feel like she thinks she's about to go hang gliding. Like she doesn't really quite understand. She's like, I'm gonna catch that we've seen her later. I just got a little bit flag up a little bit longer. Uh, Joey's down at the bottom.

I'm like, don't jump. Please don't jump. Um, so she gets kind of bored. And I love NASCAR because you know sports, everybody's sponsored by something, something right like you'll see I don't know what are some things that people are sponsored I learned hard and isn't Dale Earnhardt with M&Ms or is that Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Well, most most sports I feel like you see like I don't know something

Normal but this one is just all fast food and shit can't be you know it's like M&M's McDonald's Bear it looks like my Instacart. Yeah, basically it definitely like has like it's like feels like going to smart and final So I said then Joey Marbles is like hey guys let's do something funny So he goes up to the top of the the RV with some watermelons and he starts throwing them down on the asphalt and they're like exploding but while this Gallagher show is happening Grace Lilly has decided to go into the RV and so everyone's distracted by the watermelons and no one hears Grace being like hey could someone let me out? I don't know how to open the door someone I don't I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I don't know what to do. Help me help me. I can't figure it out

I don't know how to open the door I'm a cow's like no you need to say it like the great Brittany Spears at it It's a great Brittany Spears said I can't get out He's like I'm coming Brittany. He like jumps up the side of the RV and like climbs in the window You listen I can't I can't help you unless you quote Britney Spears Oops, I did it again. Help me add a hearse. It's like work, bitch So he runs up and jumps in there like a superhero So then we go to Maddie talking to her family and Maddie's like yeah, like he's made like a hundred and eighty on himself so and it's that's like her dad's like well is it wrong for me

to say that if he hurts you I'm gonna kick his ass and Meredith is just smiling like god damn I wish I had a beaker right now I wish I could give a root canal to her brain. So the mom's like, well, honey, we don't want you to forget about last time when he broke your heart. Remember that? No. You were in Charlotte. Mom, no, I'm trying to replace those memories with new memories.

God, this time is different. It's not casual. It's more like super communicative. Like, he'll say things like, hey babe, I'm about to bike pedal past your place. I'm like, okay babe, I'll be out there for a second. We go out and I'll like guess. It's like so mature now, mom.

Well, I just wanna tell you some advice from your mother, protect your heart, and Meredith has some advice as a sister, Meredith. Floss, slut. It doesn't matter how nice your teeth are, it doesn't fix dumb. So now the group arrives at their Airbnb. What a tartar. If you compare this Airbnb to like just any photo mat, you know, like it just, you just

realize how little of a budget there is here. It's just, I just got that, what a charter, I just got that running. Sorry, it's a little late. So it's very important and I really cannot even concentrate on the Airbnb because I don't know what time it is. Hold on. It's 903 PM. Oh. All right.

Who? Go ahead, I'm glad we got that out of the way. So it's this tiny Airbnb, and there's not enough beds for everyone, of course. Because Maddie really only cares about having a bed that she can have with Trevor. And so she's like, fuck, I thought this was a five bedroom, oh my God.

And there's not five bedrooms, there's four and then there's a pool table. So then we see everybody kind of finding rooms and Grace is putting a little pink fur pillow that she brought from home on the top bunk. She's like, this is my bed, sparkle. So then they're all sitting around the fire now that Bradley built. And me is like, Oh my God, you know how to make fire? You're a boy scout. And then she's like,

okay, so like, let's tell our deepest darkest secrets. Okay, Mikael, tell your deepest darkest secrets. Because, well, you know what? Here's what I wanna do. I wanna talk about where we wanna see ourselves grow in the next year or two. You know me, I was like, I was really open for a deep dark secret, but I guess we can talk about growth, that's fine.

Yeah, he's like, I would love to close the fear of the BurAMTEN, man, because I have spent a lot of my life striving for acceptance, and I want someone to love me and not to leave me, and I wanna learn to be alone and not be lonely. And TJ's like, I'll repeat that. I mean, definitely, I'm good in friendships,

and me and my vacuum, we are good, I'm good there. But you know, everything else, I'm good in friendships and mean my vacuum. We are good. We're good, I'm good there. But you know, everything else, I like more. And so it's like bonding time, too lonely gays. I guess to being lonely gays at a party. I guess the thing that I would like to strive for and like close the gap on, I would like to go from, you know, in electrolytes to a diacin,

because I hear diacin's episode, they got that great European design. That's really where I'd like to close my gap. You know what I'd like? I would like for somebody to look at me the way I look at Republic, but in Republic. I just want to be loved the way we all love Republic. That's all I want. So, Miguel's like, I hate Gregges, especially with people as terrifying as TJ.

So, me. Maybe there's an opportunity for us all to be close. And so Maddie's like, oh, yeah, okay, God, it's my turn. Me, me, say something. This is nuts. Okay. Well, I need better boundaries between being a manager and a best friend. Like the drama and stuff that's been brought to work. Like for example, the boyfriend that cheated on me and everyone threatened to murder. Then I brought on this trip, which is a work trip. I mean, yeah, that's not the easiest thing to get involved in, guys. You know?

Yeah, like my goal, the thing that gap I'd like to close is like being such a good friend to all of you that you all come to me and then having to be your boss and have to be like I can't give you this endless reserve of friendship that I'm always so good at giving you guys. So I guess my biggest challenge is just how can I still be the excellent friend that you guys all know me as but also manager and a DJ wiki wiki wiki thank you guys and so Grace is cheering she's like I don't know I think I'm just so hard on myself I'm just my own word I'm like this woman who spent all day long running around going I'm Christ Lilly! WHERE IT'S ME, Christ Lilly! She's like, yeah, you know, learning to love myself has been the hardest struggle until I found the right eyelashes. And then everything was just straight downhill from there.

I know I may not seem like that kind of person, but I question my looks and my value. You know, I'm like, what do my looks value? And what's the value of my looks? You know? Yeah, hey Grace, this is TJ here. Hey, remember at the fun park, you know, like the way you were acting, it came off as negative. And like, well, not negative, but like cocky,

well, not cocky, but just like the worst person I've ever met in my life, you know, like that. And like, but now I understand where you're coming from. And it comes to graph differently, because knowing that you are in like deep pain that probably therapy will never fix the entire life, that makes me feel a lot better. So, like, thank you for sharing that.

Yeah, and then she goes deeper with us. She's like, I know that I can compare myself to other women But I really get mad when the god chooses another girl over me, but now I just think like it's not me Maybe it just likes ugly chicks Maybe people have the capacity to not appreciate beauty so TJ said tells us What a deep meaningful moment with Grace Lily. And DJ tells us, you know, I feel like Grace portrays herself one way in social media, you know, like a slut. But for the first time ever, I'm seeing some depth from Grace,

which is what I'm sure a lot of men say about her vagina. Am I right? It's kind of weird, kind of weird, but I like it like again, slut,ot. So Grace is like, I mean, guys, why can I not attract a wonderful gentleman who loves me and respects me and wants to fuck me? You don't just laugh. Options. Good luck with that, Grace, Lilly. I support support you. I support you and if I were straight I would happily step up to the role, but unfortunately I'm gay, which is probably why I also support you. Oh Love it. What a show what a show What a very special show and then there was also a midseason trailer. So very exciting stuff here That's only like what episode four or so. Yeah, so it'll be a short season, which is perfect. It doesn't have to be a long season. I love a short

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