Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: Tea and No Sympathy

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

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What's the matter? What's happening? What's going on, everyone? Welcome to watch what crap ends. It is our Southern hospitality day, the day where we recap the greatest show on Bravo right now that people are not watching. I guess Tuesdays or Monday nights, what was really cool for some parents? Those were our Tuesday nights, whatever. The point is, I was going to try to draw parallel between the two shows. I am not going to do that. The point is that Southern hospitality is really hilarious. People should be watching it. Parallel.ols are there two great shows that no one's watching, you know?

Yeah. Those the Barrel. Bravo people take a lot of convincing, you know, which is funny because I feel like everyone else looks at Bravo people, like non-Bravo people, look at Bravo people, like we're just trash and we watch trash and we roll around and trash. But we're actually very discerning people.

We're like, I'm not watching that. I will. Not watch another VPR wanna be a show. Like we're actually very snobby in our own little world. We really are. I know I certainly am. Like I actually think that Bravo Reality TV is very well produced. So I'm actually very snobby also

about other reality shows now. Like I can't watch a reality show on E or TLC because I just am like, this is just like shitty. But anyway, we are drawn to good content, almost like a moth to a flame. Wouldn't you say that, Ronnie? A moth to a flame. Oh, I'm trying to say is that Ronnie's doing the moth tonight, by the way, people in Austin. I'm thinking of say is that Ron is doing the mottonite by the way people in Austin. I'm thinking of like Grace Lilly I'm trying to give you a say what is

Grace Lilly drawn to Yes, I'm doing the motton. I'm so scared. They're also serious and good. I mean, they're so good. They're also like Let's say it. They're just like so grounded and deep in their like their presence, you know, and then I'm up there like That's hard to bail, but it's really cool to be doing it, you know, so we'll see we'll see you know that goes But I think I'm so grateful that they have me and what a huge fucking show my god They're in 40 cities. I mean, I knew the mouth was great. We love the mouth, but Oh my god, they're in 40 cities. I mean, I knew the math was great. We love the math, but geez, I mean,

it's a one in own run directed company. I mean, they're bad asses, you know, I feel hyper insecure in there, but in a good way. Like, they let me in, they probably won't keep me in, but they let me in and I haven't been cut yet. I was expecting to get a Lauren Michaels last minute cut, you know, like this down, SNL Lauren Michaels is like, not working. You're walking down the hall to do the sketch.

So that hasn't happened yet. But they have good taste. So of course, they're not going to cut you. So normally I would say everyone goes to your Ronnie, but I think you said that the show actually has sold out. So a mausole talk about that. So, but if there are some random tickets that become available, you all better get them to see Mr. Rondle Mr. Rondle

Caram doing his story. Because I guess what I'm really going to do, I pretended I had one story, but I'm really going to go in there and be like, there was a girl. A girl was sparkle and shine that she had on her own. A girl with a mom with a big cat that looked like a little dog. A girl named a mom with a big cat that look like a little dog. A girl named Grace Lilly. She was named after an attribute and a flower. So, yeah, but we'll get to Grace Lilly in one second. I do want to. As long as you're talking about also live shows, you know, water

crap is we're known for live shows. At least I like to think we are. And we had a tremendous tour, our 10th anniversary tour, our know what are the crappens were known for live shows. At least I like to think we are. And we had a tremendous tour, our 10th anniversary tour, our hunky-dory tour back earlier this year, which was great. And we are going to go on tour again, and we will be making an official announcement with all the cities, et cetera, in the first week of January. So people asking, are we? Yes, are we going back on tour? The answer is a resounding yes. And all the details will be the first week of January.

We're very excited. And we just make sure that you're tuning in and make sure you're following our social media so that we don't miss it. Don't miss it for one second. Because what always makes me so bummed out is when I see people on people tweet and they're like, Hey, when you're coming to Atlanta and I'll be like, Oh, we actually just were there this past weekend. Like, Oh, I didn't know like that's such a bummer, you know? So follow us at watch what crap ends.

That's on Instagram or at what crap ends on Twitter. And that way you can really be up today date because you know I will certainly be posting a million things, be like, we're on tour, we're on tour, we're on tour. So I actually, once we announce it, we'll never shut the hell up about it. But I don't do it to be annoying, but I really do it because you know,

you never know when someone's gonna read something. And so sometimes, yeah, cause if someone doesn't see it, they don't see it and then they find out after the fact and that sucks. So. These guys, these guys are trying to mourn me. These gaze are trying to get me to their show. Oh. So, yeah.

Also, people were asking us, if they could buy these for Christmas presents, obviously since the announcement is after Christmas, no. But you can always give a card that says, guess what you're getting for Christmas and then just buy them when they come on sale. What about sale very soon? Well, technically, isn't January 6th like the last day of some Christmas's or isn't there like the beginning of the insurrection?

That's the name of our next tour. We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't an extra bath. Crap ends the insurrection tour. You can't even get in the front door. You have to crawl in through the windows. And then a lot of the top is not stolen by the end of one of the episodes. We're going to be pissed.

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You're like the person who just stood up on the plane while we were taxing to the jetway, stay in your seat, and then I will let you know, sir, I am that person. I'm the person who gets all impatient and then starts yelling on the plane about how impatient I am and how much this sex and then they have to turn the plane around to take me back and have me arrested. And then it just makes my whole trip longer.

You know, I am that person. Well anyway, the point is, see Ronnie at the moment. I just became. You know, I really should have done, just taken a plot of an episode of something and made it serious, you know Maybe I'll do the white why don't you why should you white load us as your story? Just like you literally just rip it off and lie

Where I was seeing the sky quick And then we ended up getting married All right Ronnie land the plan Hey, that's a Jennifer Coolidge plane. You never tell a Jennifer Coolidge plane, one to land. I don't tell any planes one to land, because I trust the plane. No, you tweet the plane, you tweet the airline

and say, this plane is not landing. Yeah, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, at United, I'm on a plane right now, it is not landing how bare you. That is true. So, um, okay, the plane has officially landed and we have, the plane has landed in Charleston and we are here.

Um, and the song playing over the plane as it lands is, oh yeah, the theme song. I'm not a fan of this theme song. I really am not. I feel like they really deserve something a little bit more. I don't know. It's weird, it's weird. I don't know the tune of the song. It should be warming in my brain.

It should be an earworm. I need to be like, I know a place where we can go. There's something that sticks in there, but it's like, I know a place where we can go. Or something that like sticks in there, but it's like, I know plays where we can go. It's like not a very self assured song too. It's almost like they're embarrassed to be singing it, which I mean, that's understandable. But like when you see the title card of Southern hospitality and it says,

gonna go out tonight. It's like someone singing like that, not like a full-throated, and you're gonna go out to Like I was kind of like the Southern charm, but you can't just have it. You need some You know you need like I agree it's a failure. Yeah, but what's not a failure is the previously is so you have Grace Lilly who says just because Mikael previously just because Mikael is on suspension doesn't mean his rivalry with Joey Marbles is luckily for Mikael Leva welcome back but oh how the VIP host has fallen me

while Maddie tried to get me Grace Lilly in trouble but Leva would Leva but I will not get in the way of me getting back into Republic. We work hard at Republic, we play harder at Republic, so when you don't work at Republic, you lose both Republic and Republic. That was previously. So we started Grace Lilly's parents house and Michele comes over and Grace is like, how good to see you. I'm feeling white and light. It's like a beam of light and she was referring to her dress there. But sometimes on these Bravo shows,

I never really know. Well, especially, yeah, with Grace Lilly. She's like, hi, I'm one thing. I'm one thing. I am happy where they do me. Happy where they to me. No one is in center or wider than me Although actually grace the leaf does appear to be mixed race, which is that's the irony of it all

But then we see most importantly grace the least cat Penelope who looks so unhappy to be there It was a little dog. I really did think it was a little dog is Penelope the cat. Sorry for miss Miss animalizing It was a little dog. I really did think it was a little dog. It's Penelope the cat. Sorry for miss... Miss Adamalizing. Miss Speciesing you. Penelope. Bye. Great to see you. So Grace tells, she asked me to come over to help her with her party.

And she tells us when I was younger, my mom used to go out all out for my birthday. As you get older, birthdays tend to be not special, but 24 is a milestone birthday. So my parents left things for my birthday. I'm like, how does any of that make sense at the same sentence? And how is 24 a milestone birthday? It's literally not a milestone. It's 24 is literally a quarter of a dollar. How is it not a milestone? Like the only way it's a milestone is like 24 is only a milestone number in terms of counting hours in a day. I think it's the only.

Or until like keep for a satellite every time you hear 24 is like, yeah. Another one under the nuts. No, this isn't rap. Set up a remitter. So, Michael's like, why are there so many flowers set up on the table? And she's like, because we're going to put them in these little vices and these green phone things. And he's like, you're here to, you brought me here to work. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And so she's doing an Alice in Wonderland, birthday party, and she goes, I definitely connect with Alice in Wonderland. I was like, this little girl at one point, like I just came out of the rabbit hole, like, what the fuck? Like that's her version of Alice in Wonderland. What the fuck like that's her version of Alice in Wonderland What the fuck Wonderland is a Landmark city okay, I mean I remember when I was a little girl going into rabbit hole and next thing I knew I was playing croquet with big

Lesbian and I was like what the fuck? And she's offered him some lemonade and he's like yeah, but you're gonna put sugar in it and she's duh That's her thing like duh and he says Well, I've had lemonade with my white friends and lemonade with my black friends and only one of them is sweet What is that a thing? I did not know but you know I'm learning many things from the show What is it lemon juice? What are you drinking?

Who doesn't? Who has lemonade without sugar? That sounds crazy to me. It's a crystal light. What are you drinking over there? I just want the gal I need some answers. I just wanted more elaboration. That was actually one of the most interesting parts of this episode was finding out about different lemonade techniques. It was just powdered sugar anyway, of course. Emma. He's like, well, I will always be close to Grace.

Like, we're childhood friends. And Grace is still the type of person she was in the sixth grade. I'm like, yeah, I'll bet. Please don't ever tell me that I'm the same person I was when I was in sixth grade. Only Grace Lilly would find that complimentary. I know exactly. Also, this means that they're going to hate each other by the end of the season. Any time anyone on reality TV says, we are always going to be friends. That means they're done. Season two, if they get to season two, it's going to start with them being in a feud.

So Grace is inviting everyone to her tea party because even TJ, because she wants to be the bigger person, aka the producer said, you have to invite everyone. So you have to invite the cast. I love when he said, Grace, she's the life of the party. If you want to have fun, call Grace. I'm like, okay, what are you just reading bathroom stalls now? Like come up with your own lines. So then he's like, well, he's like, so like,

why do you wanna hang out with TJ? And she's like, um, because I'm trying to get back to Republic, duh, my signature duh. He just got dead. And she's like, yeah, I've been waiting to get back to Republic, because I wanna show Leva that I can put my grudges aside and be friends with everyone. Even TJ.

It's like cut to TJ being like trash bitch. Hey, dye it, dye it, ditch trash bitch. Hey. And Michele's like, yeah, like TJ and I were like cool at one point, but like, so how all of a sudden, you don't like me because I'm, because I'm back. Like you want to be the only gay person working at Republic. Yes, that is exactly what Ron has got the fish now so he understands the behavior of

Certain men when they're around other men and I think that's what's happening with DJ I think it is to because you know how Sometimes people will say it was like I was the only one You know like I was the only gay on my improv team or whatever and it's everyone's like oh and I'm like Hell yes, I'm the only queen on this improv team. Yeah You know there is something different about it. There is something like when you are like the gay one in a group Sometimes you do get afforded special attention that like you would not be,

like what's this wedding I went to in Minneapolis. I was there. I think I was like the gay one. I don't think there were any other gay guys there. I love it. Yeah, there was this guy. He was, his name was cowboy. And he's like, hey, I'm just a hillbilly.

He's like a champion at driving snowmobiles up hills. Like there's a sport. Yes, yes. You know about the sport where you ride snowmobiles up a hill and you try to go as high up the hill as you possibly can. No, I just like. I don't love that sport. It's just that the minute you start thinking,

what will straight guys think up next? Then they come up with something next. I mean, there's always something next. I got a hand it to him. And he was like full on, like, he was like, you know, Minnesota, Minnesota sort of Hick, like self-proclaimed. And then he's like, so, he's like, so is your wife over at the reception?

I was like, no, he's your girlfriend. I go, no, I go, I'm gay. And he was, oh, so where's your guy? I was like, he's not here. He was like, okay, I'll be your wingman. And then all of a sudden, I was like, oh, so where's your guy? I was like, he's not here. He was like, okay, I'll be your wingman. And then all of a sudden, I was like, they're like, hey, Ben, I felt like I was treated. Like, I was put on a little bit more of a pedestal

because I was like the only gay. So then- But when there's another one, like if you're, I go to weddings alone all the time, I'm often the only gay one, you know? And I love it because after people are like, Oh, you know that guy I was talking to you who the gay one? Yes, yes, I know. Yeah, the gay one. Yeah, and then they remember you and then people after like, hey, everyone remembered you at the wedding.

That's crazy. And I'm just thinking because I'm the gay one, you know, like you guys, you guys who don't suck Weeners really don't understand what we get But if there's another gay guy there, then they say who's that guy the gay one which one? Yeah, and then all the sun everything's fucked up It's fucked up because then they have to look at you as actual people and then what happens is because like when when you're just the one People just imbue all the thing and all the great things they know about gay people on you Yeah, they're like oh my god. He is hilarious. He's sassy. Oh, he knows fashion He knows and everyone just assumes this of you and like that should be a bad thing

It's like guys I'm a human stop stop treating insertites, but the true. Oh, I'm not a Everyone loves it. Yes. Yeah, everyone's like Everyone's like he's great. I love him. The way he, God, the way he was voguing on the dance firm, like I wasn't even voguing, but I use the way he can treat, he can teach straight men to be just enough gay looking to be better and bad. I mean, that's just like putting entire shows on his movie at the box office did not do very well, but I laughed.

I was like, well, I was not Billy. I'm not Billy Eichner, but I will take it. But then as soon as there's another game, then you have to be, then people have to differentiate. And then suddenly, they just sort of see you for all your flaws. Yeah, I don't want that.

And it's like, yeah, because then it's like, which gay guy, the big one with the bald head, or the hot one who's kind of bitchy? You know, it's like, oh God, now I guy the big one with the bald head or the hot one who's kind of bitchy You know, it's like oh god now a big guy with a bald head. Could I just say the gay guy? You know, then you just kick the TJ and the shins and shove them under a table I know So I've been the TJ, but the difference is that I'm not like nasty about it and Asshole I'm so sick of this guy. He's just such a per-snickety little asshole.

Yeah. He's unhappy with himself. I do like Michele, but Michele is doing that fifth grade thing where every time somebody doesn't like him. He's like, oh my God, they are so threatened by me. Yeah, he is like his thing. Like he was just like that. Michele is not great either, but I like him. I like Michele, but he's also kind of flawed.

Like I think he would wear me out in person. He's a mess, but I like him. I like Michele, but he's also kind of flawed. Like I think he would wear me out in person. He's a mess, but I like him. Yeah. I like him too. I love a good mess, we all know that. The Meshers, here comes one right now. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in

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So he's like, yeah, and why wouldn't you come to me if you have a problem? I have been a team player, and coming to do my job is proving myself and You know Cheetah is full of it. Oh, and that flower is just like TJ. It's limp and sad Yeah, good flower burns By the way, Michele is not been a team player because he promoted at some place That was not even republic. How could you do this to the brand? To the brand, to Leva, to Lamar. So now we go over.

That's fine. You're free, Laptop, you can sell whatever the fuck you want till they have a contract, a salary, and healthcare. Okay, until then, they can get up my fucking back. I'm wearing shorts from Old Navy and a glitter jacket from Amazon. And I know because that's where I buy my crappies jackets. You're telling me I can't get an extra job?

Fuck you. Okay, give me healthcare.'t get an extra job? Fuck you. Okay, give me healthcare. Yeah, how about you supply some back braces for people hoisting those giant signs over their head? That's say things like bitch made. So now we go over to Republic and they're like setting up for the night. So Maddie is like bossing this.

I'm saying you need another stanchion. You need a stanchion. Get a stanchion. Get it. I'm like do you even know what a stanchion is? Yes, it's another word for mushroom, right? No. It's where trains come into the park.

No. Well, listen, big top, big top, big top, big top, big top. Okay, and then Joe Bradley. Joe, what's his name? Joey Marbles. Joey Marbles. Joey Marbles. Joey Marbles, this is how I Marbles. Joe Bradley, Joey Marbles.

This is how I like booths, I like a table right here, and then this is the dish. I'm like, what are you telling me? This thing manager, where you want the booths, he knows. This is like inside the actor studio, like I want everyone to see my method, okay, to make sure you have the perfect booth, you sit down first, and then see how far away the table is

from you, and then you'll know. It's like, wow wow thanks for that hack Yeah, the term method on that show is like the term stanchion on this show you just say it to be like I'm upper crust Rest on worker, okay, I know what a stanchion is and get it over here And then Joey Marbles like no here's my technique what I do is I sit down on and then I push it back a little bit So I can see how I can do a dance and it does like this weird like 1960s like left right thing. Oh Joey more marble. Joey.

So Saturday Mia has lunch with her dad and they're walking to the restaurant. She's like, I'm so hungover. And he's like, uh, your hungover. It's just, yeah, I mean, it just drinks so much less than I have a gin. It's like, is that good for a hangover? She's like, yeah, it's the only thing for a hangover. Yeah, and she gives us a little bit of her background, which is that her dad is Italian, but she's actually Afro-Caribbean because she was raising Trinidad and Tobago.

I love how she goes. In this little island called Trinidad and Tobago, I'm like, yes, we've all heard of Trinidad and Tobago. I love how she goes. In this little island called Trinidad and Tobago, I'm like, yes, we've all heard of Trinidad and Tobago. So I'm like, all of a sudden mad about this. I'm geography mad. I'm very eager. Like how dare you suggest that I don't know it. We are watch our crap influencers.

We are aware Trinidad and Tobago. I remember watching MTV's The Challenge that took place there. But anyway, by the way, one of our Twitter followers tweeted at us and I don't have their name, I'm sorry, but did you realize that this show has Alessia and Amia much like White Lotus too. Alessia and Amia. Oh my God. And they were hookers. Yeah. You know, I mean, every cast member on this show, the Jennifer Coolidge reference is actually complete

after today. Leva is Jenna. Leva is like an uninteresting Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, except these two are like the least hooker. I think out of everybody, right? They really are. They're like together ones out of everybody. right? They really are. They're like the, they are. They're like the most together ones out of everybody. But I love that she has a dad. So she's talking about how she went to Republic, I assume, and bought it because there was a slime with her name on it, but she bought a table and he's like, yeah, saw the bill.

I saw the American Express Bill or whatever. I love that she works in finance and she works for nights a week, making tons of cash and still has her dad paying for her Card I would just like to say To my parents if they're listening you lazy's you lazy lazy people, okay? I want to be supporting and Not only that he had bottle service and they did one of those, they brought one of those signs over,

like the Britney don't get married to Jack sign or whatever it was. And they misspelled Charleston on it. They spelled it in Charleston. I was like, that seems like very unbranded for Republic. That's like, you should be able to name, to spell the name of the city that's right living in. Come on.

So Tony, what are you doing here? Why are you working in a nightclub? She's like, do you notice the cameras right here? What do you need to out? The answer is standing right there. He's rolling and picking his nose at the same time. It's right there. Yeah.

And she's like, yeah, during the day, I'm a financial analyst for a biotech company that's run by people who warm up chimichongas in the kitchen. And during the week, I just found myself. If I have to hear about one more fucking person's worldl today, I'm going to kill somebody. It's like you chimichonga breath, okay? Keep it to yourself. For crying out loud it's called Merrill Lynch, not Merrill chimichonga.

You're not going to leave your real job though, right? It's like, no. And she tells us during the day she's a financial analyst for big biotech. And you'll probably need that after working here, by the way. You will need all the biotech. You will need access to the microscopes, okay, and the beakers. Yes, just go and call up Amjana, whatever. So, um, uh, yeah, so then the dad's asking, so how's your love alive? Have you found any young boys? Young boys to scam their money out of it.

The bad throwing up a pizza pie. Like, no, no, yeah, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, We want a one day, but he and then we see a clip of the guy saying I've been doing a cooking show on YouTube One day every week and she's like wow to do it shirtless He and he goes I've been asked so She says that she wants to be too buddy She said she's bit she wants to get married at 30 and the dad's like, hmm, you're not that young

She's like excuse me, I'm 24. It's a landmark age apparently. Okay, it's not that young. I'm not that old at all. You're like, no, why do you get the landmark age? I'm 28, though. Some guy just comes by and puts like a city landmark around your neck.

You've made it. Congratulations. Don't change your windows without any permission. I'm losing simple words today. So she's like, I mean, I don't know what the rush is. I mean, if you want to grand kit, he has basically one there. He's got a four month old baby and he's 56. I was like, hey, don't knock it. You're talking to half of the bravo, half of the bravo sphere right now. Cause I'm bravo. That's when you start having babies, right? 50. I'm having two. I'm gonna have to baby. And ever baby, we're gonna have boom job. Love it. Look great. Boom's a a great So then the dad is like

I guess he starts talking about Joey Marbles I guess because he likes Joey Marbles like yeah that that the Joe is here I'll try to give the dad more of a Chris Pratt Super Mario accent that the Joe is a very good-looking guy Super Mario Brothers Coming to summer theater near you. It's a me, yeah, Mario, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I wish I was just getting out of bed in the morning. Hey, really?

Yeah, Mario, wow. By the way, I really wish Princess Peach in this music from my brother's movie. I wish she were voiced by the hotel manager at White Loads too. You've done the dinner. Come on, Chuseppe, stop the shit. Mario, get over here. That's a gumbah. I loved her. Which actually sounds offensive, but really was a reference to the specific little mushroom creature in Super Mario Brothers. So, so then Mia is there. So, I just went down a really dark path. I did. Well, I was doing a thing as this. I can mention, I feel like I can mention the Super Mario

Brothers, Goombas, and I feel like I can do a silly, like over the top of time, accent. But I feel like when you do both together, it just sounds wildly offensive. Yeah. When you combine two good things, sometimes they can make one bad thing, atholating biotech Mia, whose birthday was last night in Republic. So yeah, the dad went to the party at Republic and he's like, oh, this Joe, Joe, good looking guy, really good looking. And she's like, well, we make out sometimes, he goes, what?

We make out. Make out what? Make out, kiss. Cool. Who you make out with? What? Make out kiss who you make up with who what? It was like a very sad Laurel and a hardy routine you make it who Joe what we make out why? We want to who what? kiss what? Make up, but and she's like well well, I mean, we're both single. We're both attractive.

So I hate self labeling attractive people. I hate it. It makes me crazy. You wait for someone else to say you're attractive. You don't go around saying how attractive you are. Don't make me like root for you to get old on Instagram because that's my favorite thing to do is find someone who's like, I'm so young, you're so old. And then I just go on Instagram and wait for them to start aging. Oh my God. The first day you see a crow's foot on someone like that.

God, it's what a landmark day. Well, that's why it's 24 is a landmark day because that could be when you get your very first crow foot. Your first crow's foot. Yeah. So Mia, by the way Mia is actually though, it just so happens to me. She is gorgeous. She is stunning. I don't need you to tell me your stuff. Yeah, don't let us tell you. Like apples don't come with a little label that says healthy.

It's like you're an apple, we get it, you're helping. You don't have to fucking brag about it, you know? You're an apple and you're really not actually not that healthy. So like an apple a day, keeps the doctor like at a regular schedule, to be honest. So Mia is like, yeah, so she basically is saying how, she like is known for ever and like, what's great about Joe is that like,

he has this most insane ability to make people feel like he's known them forever. Like everyone likes him. Guys, girls, stanchions, they just love him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Seriously, if you find that you said that, he's gonna make that his Instagram bio. What? His bio, for what? IG. What? Tech.

Who's a bio tech? I.G. Tech. What is the, he works in bio tech. So now we go to Michele's apartment, it's Saturday, and he's getting a call from Leva and Leva's like, hey, can you pick up like a nine PM shift tonight? It's going to be a VIP shift.

So Michele's like, very excited because you can be hosting again. He's not going to be a bar back and which I think is like bullshit. They think they need to have him as a bar back like one more episode, right? Just to see him. It was very bravo, isn't it? Like, I'm going to teach you a lesson for two episodes Not even So I'm so grateful. I'm gonna prove that bringing me back was not a mistake

And she's like yeah, it's just Joe throughout his back. Bye. So then Joe's like yeah, I saw these women if gel I thought I could work out more and then all of a sudden I realized I was fucked And so I like walked off playing my cover school I like waved at the girls, but I was pretty demoralized That's Joe's story because today we're getting everybody's like deep story about their lives and messages I was demoralized at the gym Moralized what you try to do too much of a squat

Like my college doing my job, like that hurts worse than my back, because I hurt my back at the gym. I know it's tomorrow, I say. So then back to love, I should say, yeah, he's on his back, so I'm like, gonna let you take just this one shift. Just tonight, it's super important. This is the most important night if you're live and guess where it's going to be Republic don't fuck it up don't make me regret this this is Republic okay just remember it at all times that if you're not at Republic you're nowhere be at Republic on time if you had one shot one, one opportunity to see everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it? You better lose yourself in the move music, in the move music.

It's like you could hear Michael walking the rubble, like don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don Every time she walks in, she's like, hi. What's going on in here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like so girls are getting ready. It's very like a mob movie when the mobster goes into the dressing room and all the girls like, hi, dad. Yeah, like snack and go with her. Like super Broadway.

Yeah, it's very bold, it's super Broadway. So it's that and Maddie is like, I'm excited because Mikkel is working tonight. He's working time. Just tromping on that gum with the tiny little pupils. And Mia is like, no one told me that, and I work in biotech. And Maddie is like, Maddie goes, yeah, no, well, Joe apparently threw his back out and like, I'm debating if he's being dramatic right now. And Emmy goes, it's real. I couldn't, I couldn't remember his name at first first. I just wrote dummy. Now it was real. I

Love Abby. I think Emmy's my favorite one so far. I mean, she's just such a dingbat and the way she just looks around Like she's just confused by everything. I every time somebody says something to her. She's just like Looking kind of down and around like She's the only one with a nice apartment and she's the only one who can put together a nice charcoot report. So, like, she hasn't like up on every single other person. Like, I know it's cool that Mia works

in as a financial analyst for biotech, but like, bitch, where's your cruditator? Because I don't see that yet. I have nobody hurts Emmy, Will. But I love Emmy because she looks like she has floaters in her eye and she's just always trying to like figure out how to get rid of it. Unless she's watching them swim around. She's like, I she has floaters in her eye and she's just always trying to figure out how to get rid of it unless she's watching them swim around.

She's like, I actually have floaters in my ass so I'm watching my go around. So then Mia and Bradley and TJ are talking. I'm Mia's like, sold for tables last night and a cure for hepatitis. But it's just, it's, you know, it's new. Well, I'm tested. Well, it's more like I forget how much the cure for hepatitis. It's, you know, it's new. Well, I'm tested. Well, I, it's more like I forgot how much

the cure for hepatitis would actually cost because I'm a financial analyst. So, listen, he says I only have two jobs, okay? Yeah. So, um, Mia is like, so like, my cows can be at the door tonight apparently. And probably it's like, so like Michael is gonna be at the door tonight apparently and probably is like With all of us all of us charismatic door people and she's like, yeah, cuz chill heart is back and so Bradley goes, yeah cuz he has the team on his back. That's why I'm like what the way that this group talks about this

Workplace it's like it's so like old-fashioned to me, it's like, it's so like old fashioned to me. Like it's like, hey, we are a team. We are a team. We are the people of RepoB, like it's like they're like the lollipop guilder, something like that. Yeah. So, Mikhail comes into the girls dressing room

and he's like, yes, so I'm working. And Maddy's like, this is gonna sell out so quick. But here, let's look at this this the girls can only handle these tables three six nine So I don't put you going up to think them saying I sold table 20 do you understand this to any tables not enough Stanges are you with you understand you get Okay full metal jacket so by the way, she is she's so like Like a loud noise. She just jumps under a stanchion also by the way, she is. She's so like, like a loud noise. She just jumps under a stanchion. Also, by the way, the the the the dress is that Republic is making these

who wear in the back. The backs look crazy. They look like they're an alien for crying out loud because the back is fully open. But then there's like these random like straps and it literally looks like the face hugger thing from alien. I'm shocked that Maddie is not actually just attached herself. And just like reemerge from someone's stomach, you know? So, um, Michele is outside now and he's talking about how there's about, oh, he's talking to the guests coming in like a line. He's like, so, Bapsaloye Party, where party okay guess what we've got a good deal today great deal that's why parties check it out

That's right party special best club in Charleston and by Charleston. Yes. I do mean Charles 10 Okay, Charleston Charleston I mean at this point just give him like an accordion and like one of those foot pedals with a symbol can go up and down behind his back. I just think this whole thing is like we have VIP concierge. It just goes back to that scene from the first episode. We're like, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in, come in, come in, come in, come in, you like comedy, you like comedy, you like comedy, you like

comedy, you like comedy. It's like so that people who are trying to get like tourists to go on the TMZ bus and drive around Hollywood. Or the hot dog people who and when you're walking around in Hollywood, they just go, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog. So, uh, like, me is watching all of this. And she's like, given the data I have on Mikal, he's not maximizing profit. Everyone seems to have a soft spot for Mikal.

I do not see the soft spot, or understand the soft spot. Maybe one day, this shall dawn on me. I was like, okay, are you trying to new me now? You were nice. Until this scene, what's going new me now? You were nice until this scene. What's going on with you? You're switching.

Yeah. Permissions. Here comes one right now. So then, Michele is saying how he's planning on not even talking to TJ, because you know, gay on gay violence. And then Michele is talking to Brad and me. And he goes, you know, his problem with me is between him and himself.

So we can keep that between him and himself. Meanwhile, cut to late in the episode. I can't walk by with an enormous sign that's like, fuck you, TJ. Yeah, right. He's like, yeah, that's his problem. And Bradley's like, that's fine, but you still have to work with us every day.

Like, he's not the one making this hellish, you guys are. Okay? It's just coming in and trying to smile and do a good job. So then they're putting bracelets on the ladies and he tells some, he's like, hey guess what, there's girls in there and guys and girls and guys. If you like girls, there's girls,

there's like guys, there's guys. We got it all! Let's be special, heterosexual girls, there's guys, there's guys. We got it all! Let's be special! Head resexual special! Specials on everything! Yeah, and then so Bradley seats this, there's a large group that's coming in and Bradley's telling them like, hey, just so you know, it's gonna get super busy and flooded up there with like so many girls and like we can give you a sign

and you can be as vulgar as you want on the sign. Like what do you want the signs? The guys like, eh, bitch made. Like, okay, we're gonna make you a sign. This is bitch made. So it's like a bitch made. That's a perfect sign to walk past a certain table and a certain person. So they like to sparklers which they do every night which must make you feel super special when it's your birthday there. Like, badly spelled sign coming out with some sparklers. And Michele's carrying the sign and he's like, I've got to carry it right by T.J. So he carries the bitch made sign and TJ's just like, well that's special.

Well, it's not even a full sentence, huh? Isn't that special? Was it? So it comes to me as dad just going, bitch made what? Bitch made what? What is it with the drummer in this place? So yeah, so then yeah, Mikael just like holding, he's basically. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. like that actually has to go to a table because he apparently was like there for like a minute, just like prancing back and forth with the sign. And he's like, I'm glad he saw this time because as far as I'm concerned, that sign was for him. So then we see TJ in the diary room and he's like, I don't even know what that is, bitch, me. Okay, bitch made.

Somebody who is a stitch and a bitchy and a bitch pretty much combined, stitch in a bitch, man. Okay, bitch made somebody who is a stitch and a bitch and a bitch pretty much combined stitch in a bitch combined. Like, why you can't even make a you can't even make a bitch made urban dictionary definition. Fine. I know. Come on, man. Come on, TJ. So, um, so, to J goes the only thing I have accused Mikhailov is being unprofessional. And look, here he is being unprofessional. Why do you, TJ? Why do you are literally pouring red bulls and vodka into glasses for guys who've got like, you know, baseball caps on and cargo shorts on in a club.

And now you're concerned about professional, professionalism in Republic. Let's get real here. So they're in the kitchen now and Maddie comes up to me, she's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And he's like, I don't want to talk about it. What are you going to say? And she's like, now you're supposed to show the sign

to the table, not to TJ. And he's like, oh, I just got confused about where I was going. I didn't know where the table was. So it was just a, oh, I just got confused about where I was going. I didn't know like where the table was. So it was just a mistake. It's just a mistake. Yeah. He's like, no, he's like, it's all right.

It's sorry. It's like I haven't been working here in a long time. I don't remember how to do it. He's like, I wasn't trying to show TJ because I would never be indirect like him. Never. And she was, yeah, but like, what I felt like you were doing was like, I felt like you were like, you were supposed to show it to the customers, but like instead, you like took that sign and then you were like,

showing it to TJ. Wow, Maddie. No wonder you run Republic. You're just on top of, she's on top of everything going on. She's the person at the end of the lawn order where the person is just confessed. And she's like, oh my God, I think it's the husband. Your like the husband is literally just confessed.

It's Maddie. Oh, sorry Maddie, it took me a long time to get to the table because all these couches and little tables are way too close together for me to walk through. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So then we go to Lucie's house. Yes. And she has a son named Lucas. This is her first solo scene.

Yeah. And it's kind of like, they basically just throw her bone. She has a son named Lucas. She has a baby daddy named Devon. And they like, they used to like hook up and then they weren't hooking up, but then like they started to hook up again and then like one night at a republic,

he came by saying that he missed her and then that was the night. That Lucas was made and now she's like loves Devon. And- But then she broke up with him. This is my favorite story. Then he came, he said he loves me so much and we made love and we made this beautiful child.

And then I said, you know, I'm pregnant. I think we should stop seeing each other for a while. Because you know, I just needed my space with my pregnancy. And then now he's back and I'm completely in love. I found my person. Yeah, she loves how he's like a dad. And I go walk with the kid. You shouldn't break up with somebody while you're pregnant. Who goes out and gets you the ice cream?

Exactly. You know, that's what I'm saying. If I was pregnant, I'd be, I'd be in the plural marriage. I'd have five husbands. I'd be like, you get the ice cream, you get the cookies, you clean the bathroom, and you just walk me back and forth to where I've roomied to go and change the TV and turn up the volume up and down. Well, I tell you, too. Okay, sir. Yeah. Thanks. The red flag on her judgment there.

So then we go over to TJ, who's at home, and he is making, he's like cleaning his apartment exactly how you'd expect it to do, which is like very facetiously. He's like making it as bad cleaning off all the house plans. We are ranging everything, you know, moving the house plant from like right here next to the lamp to right here next to the lamp. Just see how it frames the mirror. He's like, no, need to move it back. God, that plant looks like trash,

absolute trash, trash bitch, trash bitch. That poor Ficus is like, he's so threatened. He's out there. Every single day he's working against the team in this house. Okay. It moves that plant every single day. You know he does. You know he does.

Yeah, he has that look about him. So then Joe looks in the fridge and he's like, what should we eat today? Eggs? Sausage maybe? Probably need to get some more forks. He's eating with a butter knife. Look at the pressing issues enjoy Marbles life. Forks, it's a thing in Charleston,

Shep would ran out of forks too. There's a fork shortage, you know. COVID, it's a great COVID short, well, the great COVID forks sorted. Sorry, I know it's a patch. I'm in my rap. It's a patch. Is that container still stuck in the, where is it stuck? Well, the thing, well, there was, there was, there was a big,

there was a big shipment of forks that was going through the Sue Wes canal. And it was a panel. A canal. It was the, no, I believe it was Sue Wes. What's it? I think it was Sue Wes, which is also the name my best friend. She works at Republic too.

I was going to say that's an employee game. Sue Wes or Panama sound like two people who are like, yeah, I can see her just there. Oh my God, the Panama totally took table eight. Have you talked to Erie yet? No, just all the canals. Is there any, I think there's only three canals in the world. I don't know the girl close in named canal. Oh my god, Panama is so threatened by me.

Canal Lily. So, um, Lou, oh, so, uh, okay, so then, uh, Tuesday, which means it's beach day with Maddie, Emmy, and Lucie. So they're all hanging out on the beach and, um, Emmy's like, oh my god, thank you for supplying these delicious fruits. Yeah, Kaluc says, well guys, I've got hummus, raspberries, and pineapples, which by the way, it's kind of a strange combo.

Anyone want to dip your raspberry in some hummus? And celery is in the fork container. Yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm for it. I lent all my celery to Suez, unfortunately. Hahaha. Maddie goes, oh my God, you're speaking my love language. Pineapple raspberry on this. So they're like, oh my god, Maddie, are you gonna be teaching this week?

She's like, yeah, Thursday, it will be public. I'm gonna be teaching there. Also, there's gonna be great solace birthday party. And then republic after that's gonna be nuts silly spritz party and then Republic after that's gonna be met what a nuts day Maddie we I think I'm realizing that Maddie is the person you never want to ask about music because she'll be like Oh my god, I like I love music I hate when people say that as if like that's a novel thing like oh, have you ever heard about music? I love music. It's so cool. We'll usually get into music

I love music like I just saw Dan sum it down in Tampa and like I'm dropping a set on Thursdays So you should come because I just love it. Have you heard the new Kendrick album? Yeah, yeah, I have because I'm in the music So Yeah, she's like, yeah, I'm a DJ because like my family is really into guess what? Republic. Yes, they're into Republic. Okay, again, music, that's right, music. Like we're a total musical family, which is where I learned to do this.

You know, so it's my mom and the political panel. I just hold one ear and put a hand in the ear and just kind of pop up and down. Oh yeah, yeah, I would do that. You know, God, you know what? Oh, you know what, I love burlives. God, burlives is my jam. I grew up listening to burlives.

Oh, man, I was like, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky burlives. So then out of nowhere, she's like, yeah, I'm the kind of person to hide people up. Yeah, I got dick this morning and I already needed again because my pH levels are out. Cause I got dick this morning, dick. And he's like, yeah, I had dick five times yesterday.

I was like, that's just not, listen, I'm sorry. I get that people are horny and stuff, especially when you're young and hot. But that's just when people say they have sex five times a day, there's something that they're lying about, right? But it's every, so she does not lie. Yeah, Emmy doesn't lie at all. She goes, well,

well, we accept very hungover. And like, if we're having sex five times a day, it's because he can't finish. And it takes five times a day for him to finish. I was like, thank you. Thank you for the truth. So I need it. Yeah. She goes, I'm doing a hundred yard dash like five times and will is running like a marathon. Like, okay. So then Lucia is like, well, they're like, how's your man? Lucia and she goes, Dave on is great. Like, great, okay, we've given you that moment. Now back to us. Yeah, Maddie's like, wow, was this sex good with him? And what made you want to get back with him?

Because when Trevor comes back into my life, he's like a brand new man, all of a sudden. And it's like, I have a brand new man right now, am I right? Trevor, yeah, Trevor, yeah, Trevor, yeah. He likes to speak my left language. Yeah, he really does. So it turns out once he got a bicycle pump, it really just turned things around for me.

He wasn't so stressed anymore, and he could really focus on the relationship. I'll let Tick with some full tires. All Tick was for Charles, and to just get some bike lanes, and then he was totally chill after that. No more cheating. There's like, yeah, I'm totally different around him now,

because he's different, and now it's like I'm almost submissive. It's like weird. No, it's not weird this guy cheated on you publicly and you took him back. I'm not surprised at all. Yeah, it's like, wow, I can't believe someone who would love bomb you, someone would love bomb someone who's submissive. Like that never happens.

So Matt is like, yeah, when it comes to Trevor, I just like, I care less about myself and more about him, you know, and like, like what will happen if he like, loses his sleeveless shirt or like, what will happen if like his shoelace gets stuck in a spoke like all these things, like I just get so googly eyed around him, although actually to be fair, I am actually pretty googly-eyed in most situations.

So I guess that doesn't really count. I mean, there's more of a hard googly-eyed, but still, it's like a googly-eff-eye if it got a little too much glue on the back, you know, it doesn't really move as much, it presses down too hard, but still, it's a googly-eye. You know, like whatever he asked me to do, I would do it. And I can't say that about any man not named for a public. I'd lose he goes, well, there's always that saying. And she goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, don't put all your eggs in one basket.

And there's like a flashback. Was it like the flashback of like Joey or something being like, you know what they say? Don't put your eggs in one basket. No, she says, I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket. And Joe goes, well, I think it's just that you have like a lot of eggs, but your basket's really small. And she's like, wow, wow. I also love how they're so surprised by old sayings, you know, they're like so

delighted. Like, don't put all your eggs in the basket. And then Mikael earlier was like, well, if the shoe fits, wear it. I was like, yes. Hey, Liz, Reem, do you know that like, Rascals greener on other sides? It's amazing. Of what?

The fence. I don't have the fence. So, I'm not fucking again. She's on the other side of the fence. I'm not fucking trying again. Have you ever seen Milliken want to cry over it? I heard that's the thing you can do. So, some of the boys arrive and of course,

Mikael arrives just probably how he arrives everywhere. Boaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa people asking about the DJ or Trevor. What if Trevor started DJing? How would I take, I'd let him. I wouldn't let that, I wouldn't let that happen to any other man. No, I really want to hear. Go ahead, talk about yourself. Yeah, and but then like Joey's also, it wasn't just Mackell. Oh no, wait, no. Well, I got confused here by my notes. Because I said Joey asking about the beef with TJ.

So I guess Joey asked them about that. And will, yeah. What was it Will said? Why do I get this? No, those guys, those guys, they was like, they showed up, right? They showed up, right? And yeah, and Joey, yeah.

It was like that's saying from, she's all that when they all went to the beach and played volleyball, you know? Yeah. And Joe is like, what's your beef with TJ? I just don't understand. You don't understand. You guys are shit talking constantly.

And you see TJ's gone from every person to every person, each every person saying like, fuck that guy. And he doesn't believe in the Republican. I wouldn't give him a job here. Don't serve him. Do not serve him. How do you not understand? It was no one allowed to react to anything.

I mean, Christ. To be fair, he just barely understands how you have to have a proper ratio of forks to knives in your drawer. So like there are a lot of things that are going right over Joey Marbles head. Okay. So Michele's like, well, I just don't respect him. I don't, I just don't vibe with him. And Lucia's like, well, you're when you're holding up your VIP sign right in front of his face. And then Michele's like, that was not on purpose, guys. Like that was not on purpose. Guys, like, that was not on purpose. Okay, I'm, look, I'm going to work, I'm going to work on something out. So I can be cordial with DJ.

Okay. And by cordial, I mean, tomorrow I'm going with a sign that says, you're stupid, little, twat face, you stupid, little cut fitness. And they show a clip of this, like the VIP sign moment. And it's now it's in that blue filter Yeah, they do the drama scenes and the music's like It's like They'd better whatever

So funny. They're trying to make it this big dramatic thing now and so they're like so you don't want to be friends with them And he's like, um, yeah, I'll be courted. So like he said, sorry and Maddie's like I love Macau But they shouldn't be arguing at work period. It's like a um, yeah, I'll be courted. So like he said, sorry. And Matt, he's like, I love Macau, but they shouldn't be arguing at work. Period. It's like a high standard to be working VIP at Republic. When you're a part of the Republic family, you have to be having a high standard and part of that may include like,

are there enough room for your knees before a table? Is there enough champagne to go around? Can you stand on a sidewalk and say, Hey, lady from Wichita, who's visiting, come on in for bottle service, yo-yo, you know, high standards all around. Yeah, if you fight in Republic, you fight with Republic.

Republic? Demands high loyalty at all times. Okay, you do not say bad things about Republic. So, yeah, she's like, yeah, they shouldn't be fighting. And Lucy is like, we're not gonna do this shit at the Tea Party are we? And we'll say, if you think this is just gonna be a Tea Party, you have another thing

coming. Let's hope so I'm exhausted. You want to try again? She's like, I already thought you finished. So now we go. Now it's Emmy and Grace Lilly and they're going to go get their their their their eyebrows done and Grace Lilly's like Jill she does such an amazing job. She is the best at Lashes and I'm like I'm so excited So I'm gonna get it in the lift and so they go in the Jill the best eyebrow lady in America is like you guys want some Prosecco? And Grace is like, I am so excited. This is so bouge. Allison Wonderland T party tomorrow.

I just need to look good. And I just need to feel that, you know? I'm straw with Prosecco. So bougey, baby. I'm feeling myself today. Yes, it's my birthday today. monumental milestone When is her single coming out cuz you know she's gonna have one there will be for sure and she's like you know

Last year I didn't feel good about myself. Okay. I didn't let the way I looked I was suffering from body dysmorphia real bad and that means like oh, yeah I had slight body dysmorphia last year too like Like, I was really insecure and like, I couldn't keep up with the aesthetic of being skinny. And like, I felt like if I didn't look a specific way, I wasn't doing my job. And like, some people realize that like when you're at your skinniest, and like, people don't realize when you're at your skinniest and you're tiniest, that's when you get the most compliments. And like, I ate like one bag of chips yesterday. And I was like, oh my god. But it's like really nice to be in a healthy mindset. And Grace is like, uh huh, anyway,

so God, we're gonna have a good time. It's like not listen to any of Emmy's heart. Like story of personal anguish. Yeah. Second, well anyway, we're gonna be feeling good and looking good. And so I'm like in this cycle in my life where I just don't understand what people hate on me for me doing me.

I mean, I'm just me and who I am is me. And you know what I do? I do what I'm doing. And you know what I'm good at? I'm good at what I do. So I don't know what else to say. Literally. You literally know. You're just running on fumes right now just saying words. Well, I'm just glad I kicked that body dysmorphia. Watching body dysmorphia power rangers. So Emmy is like, she's like well. Just all the images, the media,

the mainstream media puts out there to make people have this body dysmorphia. It's like cut to her Instagram. She's like, I her Instagram she's like Photoshop I mean it's like why you're really misunderstood in a lot of ways just I know I am so much more than a hot girl on Instagram posing pictures okay I'm a hot girl on Instagram posing pictures with good lashes thanks Jill I Also have a hula hoop

Guys Yeah, but you know, I think there's a lot of dysmorphia in general comes from too much Instagram because like filters and stuff You know, you get used to like doing all this filters and then you know eventually you're gonna pass a reflective surface You know is it's horrifying, it's horrifying. Whenever people put hashtag no filter, I'm like, oh my God, I hope they're ready for, I hope they're ready to see this tomorrow. You know, when they're not drunk anymore,

they're like, oh my God, who is this person? You get that? I'm a little concerned that when Grace Lilly said that the year before she had like body dysmorphia, I'm actually wondering if she had it like the other way around like I just I just like so outrageous I just like every time I look at myself I'm outrageously hot, but this year I'm much humbler, you know. Well, I can tell you this I think if she has dysmorphia currently it is eyelash dysmorphia

because those things look crazy and she does not know it's like this is the best eyelash dysmorphia because those things look crazy and she does not know it. She's like, this is the best eyelash person. That person is eyelash abusing you. That woman hates you. Jill hates you. They're telling you, right now. They look like fingernails. They look like painted fingernails stuck to your eyelid. They look crazy.

Okay. They did fingernails. Like if you bite your fingernail, like fingernails, they look like fingernails. Oh, I was going to saying like, they look met. So now it's time for Emmy to get her very first lash tint. So Emmy lies down on this chair and the tech is like, are you comfortable honey? And she's like, I'm in comfort heaven.

You know, honestly, to not be getting pounded by will for just 10 minutes in my day, it feels pretty good. Hahaha. And, and he's like, yeah, my mom went through Grace Lilly's Instagram and she was like, that's a stripper. I mean, at least a stripper, yeah. So Grace is like, oh my God, I cannot wait to see your last chance.

I don't know, your tent. Or whatever. And she's like, first your last chance. I don't know, your tent or whatever. And she's like, first, your last chance, then boobies. Boobies right now, there's nothing wrong with loving yourself and taking care of yourself, nothing wrong with that. And he's like, yeah, that's why I understand kind of re-grounding yourself, like, you know, you do. And then we see a call from Lea Taylor.

And it's for Grace. And she's like, Oh my God, my phone's ringing. Who could that be? It's Lea Taylor from Republic. What? Shiny and real may help you. She's like, Hi, Lava is too bored to even come to the phone right now. So this is her voice double. Lia, if you're available, I have a shift at Republic, but I know you're trying to get back here and the shift is tomorrow night, pending you don't have other commitments. Dot, dot, dot.

You don't have to read that part. Sorry. If you're too lazy to get on the phone, don't be too lazy, you have to be too lazy to give me notes too, you know what I mean? It's my phone call. It's like, Grace is like, oh, no, I am fully prepared to work on my birthday.

Like she's trying to, it's a little way of having Leo be like, oh, you know what, come in a different night. So then she tells us, you know what, I had no intention of working on my birthday. Okay, but obviously I wanted to get lit, okay, but you know what, this feels like I wanted to work at Republic. So it's sort of like the universe is giving me a birthday

present about making me work at Republic. So then Mia comes over to see Owen, the guy she's dating, the YouTube chef, and she's like, oh my God, your apartment is so cute. I didn't even need directions. I followed my nose. Oh, that's how most of the cast's event of pump rules operated the first few seasons. So you always knew where the toms are staying. That's where you can find jacks. So this guy Owen, he's a chef. And so he invites her over. He's going, he's making her dinner. And he has this kitchen Owen, he's a chef and so he invites her over. He's making her dinner and he has this kitchen island, this semi-circular kitchen island and he put like a little tablecloth over a little section of it because that's where they're be seating.

Did you notice that? The little tablecloth I'm part of the island. I was like, that is so mid-twenties, right? That's something you would joke you. I like the sitting side by side of the kitchen island. A little tablecloth. Yeah. By the sink. And she's like, he's a chef. That's one of the hottest professions you can have. And so she's like, Oh my God, you're so fit. You're opening wine. Oh my God. Look how fancy you are opening that wine. This is not. Now the dating pool in Charleston is just fucking awful. I mean,

we've got the Southern Tromboy's getting so much, which is disgusting. But look at how impressed someone is that you can even open a bottle of wine. I mean, she's about to fall over. Someone has a clean apartment, a bottle of wine that they're opening, and they've made rice. And she's like, impregnate me. Impregnate me right now. She's like, there's not a single thing wrong with this man. Hold on, I'm gonna get some ice from the freezer and she like, opens up the freezer and there's a frozen chimichanga in there.

No! No! No! No! No! No! She's like, sweat breaks out on her forehead. She has like, race, how do I get out of here?

No! So he makes, he actually makes of what looks like a very perfectly cooked steak and they are talking and she talks about how she like went to school in Belize and then was prom queen and all this stuff and then he starts cleaning and she gets very turned on and then they start talking about like what they like out of a part what they what do they want in a partner and he's like well I'm forever a hopeless romantic. I'm a hopeless romantic. I like to eat things during the day.

I like to eat things during the day. I like to breathe. I like to breathe. I like to put square things over rectangular table tops. It's like, oh my God, I love that too. He's like, most of the girls I date don't enjoy romantic things. I'm like, this sucks. Okay, you're a stalker.

I don't know. I don't know what you consider romantic things, but that's my first red flags. When he's like, yeah, I try to be romantic, but girls just don't like that. Okay, more than one, what are you doing? Yeah, what's the romantic? Tell me what you're romantic.

Yeah. I mean, how many dick pics can I send with a little thing that, behind it that says, I love you, I think that's very romantic. Wait, I'm just noticing something in this text. You, why is my location turn on on my text to you? I don't know. I don't know.

It's romantic. It's not romantic, you fucking stalk. Hey, what does my phone keep saying there's a air tag on my person? Oh, I put it in your glove compartment. It's stalking. It's romance. It's romance, honey.

She's like, hey, where did my phone go? Anyway, hold on, I gotta do something for my uncle. I'll be right back. So what is this meat? Oh, it's a very unromantic cow. Creepy. Creepy cow murder. So I just turned out in into a serial killing stalker,

but you know, it works for me, I'm gonna go with it. Yeah, either way, he's still miles ahead of all the guys on Southern Charms, so. Yes, again. Soms, so. Yes. Okay. So, anyway, they make out. And then we go over, now it's time for Grace. Grace Dilly's Alice, what?

Alice in Wonderland Tea Party, and so she and McHeller there, and she's, she of course, does that thing where she announces, it's my birthday. Woo! I'm in Lili Land, okay. Oh, we're gonna have little teacups champagne on us little napkins you know the fancy napkins with my face on it I love it look at these we have little mushrooms. I love mushrooms. They are so cute my little mushroom I love mushrooms. I love mushrooms. They are so cute. I'm like little mushroom. So, Maddie and Lucy are arrived and she does another.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love you so much. Thank you for coming. We're having tea. The tea party. It's my birthday. It's the landmark. So then Joe and TJ come and you know three pieces as you do in a really hot city. And TJ's like, um, thank you so much for having me. You're some flowers for you. It's like I really appreciate it. So today is your day. Today is your day. So take these flowers. I'm like, Mikkel's watching from afar going fake. Fake.

Which is like the best way that a skater's fight, which is just standing in a corner and just saying, fake. Fake. Fake. So then Mikkel's like, yeah, give me a checkmate bitch because now he's taking pictures of Grace Lilly who spends her entire party, by the way,

just being like yes It's me Jimmy when shiny and real shine. I'm shining right now Now I'm gonna shine laying down on the chess floor. Yeah, shining And then she tells Joe that she's gonna be working tonight and she goes I don't care if it's about birth. They're not I'm gonna work and show up and prove to you guys. Like I am here, by the way, spoiler alert. Let's be right, she's not gonna be at work, right?

We all know, she's not showing up to her shifts tonight. Is she not? Do you think she's not? I mean, it's great. It's Lily, of course she's not, or she's gonna leave early. She's like, I have some cell surgeon to do. My chakras are off. So sorry. Or she's gonna leave early. She's like, I have some cell surgeon to do.

My check, Rister off. So sorry. So TJ is talking to, he's gossiping basically with Maddie and the guys. And he's like, well, I saw this guy. And he was like, hi, where's that Mikhail guy? Or like, I'm Mikhail's friend, or something like that. And he's like, Mikhail promised me two wristbands and to get to VIP, even though I only have a table. And he's like, Mikkel promised me two wristbands and to get to VIP, even though I only have a table. And there's people up coming up to the bar saying, I'm on Mikkel's tab, I'm on Mikkel's tab. What about that? And Maddie, first of all, which is it?

Is he saying he's Mikkel's friend, or is he saying where's that Mikkel guy? Because those are two different things. And are there friends of Mikkel's? Or are they just random customers trying to get, because he's trying to throw somebody into the bus and make it sound like Michele's friends are coming in expecting to drink for free.

Exactly. So then some matter's like, well, the bartender should know that there's no comp tab for Michele. And Michele's like, comp tab, he's like, he over here, so he starts getting mad. He goes, and Maddy goes, yeah, there were things someone came up to the bar and said, I have two drinks on Michele.

And Michele's like, well, why don't you do your job and verify? And so Will goes, yo, Michele, it's fine. Like, no one got served. Michele goes, well, don't attack me for something I didn't do. Yeah, then what's the problem, TJ? What's someone stealing from? What are you accusing him of exactly, you know?

And Michele's like, I work on commission, so why would I give anything away for free? Which, that logic does, on the the other hand that logic doesn't really work Right because I get free shit all the time because they want you to buy more stuff That's why what do they give you Prosecco at the last place? They want you to spend more money there Also like with it. Why are you a VIP concierge person like the reason the reason why people are VIP concierge people is because they like to they like to Flont their access that they can give you a special seat or they can wait the ones I can say you come over here or you at the back of the line you get to come up here

So actually it is the people who are the VIP concierge is who do give out the gift for free Yeah, I think that should have been his argument. It's like, so I'm selling. I sold a shit ton of stuff last night. That's how it works. You dumbass, you would know that if you weren't just stuck behind the bar on my gang. But you know what, can't change what's already been fought.

Can't fought a fight that's already been fought. Right. And then the guys just walk off because they were trying to talk behind someone's back and it didn't work. And so now they don't have the balls to stay there and fight it out. So they walk off. And then Maddie's like, but don't be upset because like basically what's happening here

is like, I'm sitting here like defending you because I'm like, if McKell did that, like let's say that he did do that. But like if you did do that, but they're like guys at the bar that they should know that you don't have a cop tap. So then they're not going to get anything. It's like, I know what happened. Okay. I'm just, you can stop explaining it to me.

Yeah, and then she goes, I always thought that like TJ would be like a great asset to MacKell, like in No one ain't who he is, but they like just end up fucking fighting more than anyone else. I'm like, well, that's because I don't know if TJ has owned up to who he is, because all of TJ's behavior really just screams massive insecurity, right?

Like, I think that like, TJ definitely comes off as someone who yearns to maybe be a little bit more free or open or whatever. And the fact that he is so like, she's so bitter towards Michele, suggests that there might actually be a certain amount of envy that Michele can be just Michele Maybe Matt is doing that whole like but they're both gay. Yeah, just don't get it They think I mean same box on the health forms, you know like listen I've been to I've been to weddings with Michele and I've been to weddings with Mikkel, and I've been to weddings with TJ, and everyone loves them at all the weddings, so why can't they be together?

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna try and take them to a wedding together next time. Surely that'll fix it. Double the pleasure. And Mikkel's like, I can't take this, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. So he goes to the bathroom to have a good cry, and meanwhile, TJ and Will and Emmy are off gossiping.

And Will's like, dude, I think that you're making things, you know, I think you're making work things to personal to where everything's an issue all the time, bro. It's like all the time. And he's like, I'm, do you agree with anything that just happened? Yes or no? Agreed with what? People came up and tried to get free drinks from the bar.

Call the fucking police DJ geez Hold on there's some grass down here. I just want to take a picture of it for my IG one second. Okay And he wouldn't have a half piece pizza pizza. It's been he happy and pizza pizza. Okay. Hey Did anyone not just just could someone hold this out? I just want to take a picture of that table leg real quick But in black and white. In black and white. And I'm gonna play Thursdays. So, so Michele has locked himself in the bathroom. Of course, because Michele, by the way, let's not overlook the fight that Michele is such a drama queen.

So he's in the bathroom locked and Matt is like, Come on, Michael, let me in. Come on. I mean, it's like euphoria or something like that. Like someone's Odeeing in there. And so, yeah, to let me in. I promise, I'll take just you to the wedding. She's like, okay, it's just really hard. Like, I'm not gonna be doing this all day.

Okay. And she's like, yeah, but then it is hard because then after this, we have to work together and do another long shift. I mean, thankfully there's gonna be something because there's gonna be a really musicaly talented person there who grew up with music in their lives. Have I ever told you how much I love music?

I love it. I think it's just my parents. You have heard of music. It's so cool. I think it's because of my hair. You've heard her music. It's so cool. I want to show you tonight what music is. So, Mikhail is like, look, it may look like I love to fight and argue, but I'm like really sensitive. And I really don't want to mess up Grace Lilly's birthday.

And I'm willing to turn the other cheek and move on for about 30 seconds. Okay. So you got this. You got this. Like I got music in my soul. So then, um, Leva comes plotting across the lawn. Like, he's so disinterested.

And she literally says it. She actually says it. She goes, I am not involved in the personal lives at all of our staff, but Grace Lillie really wanted me to come and apparently this is what I have to do for the job and she made a good pitch and then we see yes the previous night Grace Lillie goes up to 11 and says, I would love to have like my own event at Bourbon and Bubbles or Republic and so like this is something like if you want to come, you can come and you can critique me on how my event was executed and love us like, wait, someone wants me to critique them. I mean, I can't turn that down. If it is gracefully.

Yeah, she's like, I was sitting in a place of no, but you just gave me like a great pitch. I mean, you just made a really big sale because I don't get it anyone's birthday party. Oh my God, thank you so much. You just changed my life. I love when people are like that. I'm not nice to anyone, but I was nice to you. Oh, I've been blessed. Thank you.

Thank you so much. It's like a micro manipulation that when people do that. Like, oh, wow, what a privilege. What a privilege that I get to be the one that you're nice to really is not even a micro. I was like 100% abusive manipulation. I mean, I guess abusive maybe is a bit big of a word, but you get it. You know, because she's like, yeah, it feels so special now. She's like, wow, this is so cute. Look at this. Did you do this all on your own? I can totally tell. So, where's the other table? What do you mean?

Oh, I'm just used to being put at the other table because there's no seating charts. Where are all your real business partners, I do. So, Lucy is like, oh my God, she did all these special things. Love up. Like look at these napkins. They have her face on them. And love is like, mm-hmm. It's like a wedding, but like not.

Yeah, it's like a wedding. It's like, this is almost like a kitchen counter with flowers on it instead of cookie dough and no toddlers. Strange. So weird. Grace is like, well, to not, Leva, I'm going to prove to you that I'm the best investment you've ever made, okay?

Everything you've ever wanted to go, what wanted anything to happen is gonna come through me and I'm gonna push it out like a baby who just got over dysmorphia. Yeah, well, I really believe in you. Oh, can I Instagram that? Say it again. Say it again.

Okay, be natural. Be natural. I'm not doing this for that fucking phone down. So she's like, okay, well, I have a fun little gift for you because I think the best way for you to receive your gift is pick a location. So just choose where, choose where you wanna be, just like close your eyes

and then strike a cute pose and we'll tell you when to open your eyes. And she's like, oh my God, when someone tells me to pose, I do it, I pose. So she goes onto the chessboard thing and a guy comes in with a camera and let us like, yeah, he's a fashion photographer. Like if you want really good photographers at your party for good photographs,

which photographers make, you call this guy. So like, it's my gift. My gift to you is photos from Jay Michael. Oh my God. I love family ties. No, not Michael Jay Fox. Jay Michael. Oh, America Michael J. Fox J Michael. Oh Michael J Fox

J Michael oh no, that's J Manuel But still America's next time model the one that's always like oh wait no, that's just miss J Alexander And that's always like, ooh, wait! No, that's just Miss J Alexander. Oh. Mm. So she's like, open your eyes. It's like, love that. Any energy at all can love it.

Have some tea, please. I mean, Jesus Christ. So she opens her eyes and she just starts, she sees that camera. She's like, oh my God, yeah! She's like throws herself on the chest board and starts riding around. Like, did we even get to see the photos that the sky shot, by the way? Were they just so bad or like, or he was just so embarrassed that he's like,

I'm not releasing the bra. Yeah, I'm not doing these. So then, could you imagine, it's like the Walgreens photo section and Michael J. Fox comes in to pick up photos. He's like, oh my God, what the fuck is this? It's great slowly. Where we're going, we will even need Republic. So now Mia shows up and then like, she starts telling them all that, like she's just like, she's in love with Owen

and stuff and TJ is like yeah well I saw Owen at the gym and he's in love too he also said Michele is the most unprofessional person who's ever walked into Republic but that's his words not mine. You know I just really like Owen because he's the kind of person who wouldn't put bitch made on a sign and walk past a bar. Prash. a person who wouldn't put bitchmate on a sign and walk past a bar. Crash. So love is like, okay, happy birthday. Hope your year's happy. Like, where you hope you thrive at work and all things are happy.

It was like the most generic toast. I think the actual quote was, I want this year to be a year where you're very, very happy. Yeah, just like be alive by the end of next year. I hope you live to see 25. Bye. So then Will and Emmy are talking. Okay, so they're all at the table now, right? They're all sitting down and we'll say cheers, everybody. Do you know why people cheers from the old days? Because people would poison each other. So like when you cheer us, you cheer us hard enough. So the sum of your drink spills into the other person's drink.

And then say you're like, oh, I can trust you right now. Because if that person poisoned me, then I've splashed my drink into their drink. So then we've like poisoned each other, which we're all basically doing right now. Poisoning each other. Cheers. Which we're all basically doing right now poisoning each other cheers I don't just like One pack here First of all, everybody with your balls. Oh, pretty nice. Okay. That's the pity has already poisoned all of you, okay

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He laughs really loud, at least that would TJ will see him laughing and be like, what's he laughing about, trash D over there? Yeah, and then, um, Maddie's like, she's like, okay, okay, okay, I've got a decent rim of game, um, because I'm the manhatter. So on these cards, she's like, okay, okay, okay. I've got a decent rimming game, cause I'm the manhatter.

So on these cards, you're gonna quote somebody, you're gonna write a quote that somebody said. But then we have to guess who said it, okay? Because it's Tea Party, baby. You get it? Okay, what's gonna happen? You're all gonna get a card. Those are these things that we play here.

Yes, you. Can I just say something? Yeah, yeah, say it. You actually look really hot in that hat Oh my god. Thank you. Love you to his friend Can't wait for wait. Here's the first quote can't wait to fuck Trevor later. That was me. That was me I win. I'm winning so far. What up? That's why I lead okay, that's why I lead I just get really turned on when women wear mad hat or hats.

It's like why I jerked off so many times to four-none blondes, you know? So, remember music? Music. Linda Perry. Music. Yeah. I know about it. It's music.

I know about music. Remember music? So, yeah, this is a ridiculous, real convoluted game. So the first quote that comes up is, it's Mia. She was, okay, here's this one. I know this one's true because Will has dated many of my friends. Okay, here's the quote.

Will has a huge dick. I think Emmy said that about Will and Emmy wrote it. And then we say, it's true I did say it, but I didn't write it down. I don't know who would do that. And Mike, Michele's like, Will did it. Will did you write that? Come on, and he's like, you confirmed it.

That didn't matter if I wrote it. Well, I'm sorry that I submitted my essay to Vanderbilt Law School into this game here, but there it is. Got a big dick. The next quote, Joey reads, Joey Marbles is, here doesn't deserve to work a repubble. And it tells like that thirsty bitch wrote it, that thirsty bitch over there wrote it. And we'll say, wait, what,

who do you think wrote it? And what do you think it's about? Who do you think it's about? It's a new part about a new part of the game who wrote it who's it about And T.J. It's like well, I didn't write it, but definitely I said it Well, I guess what the answer is back here it says actually it says Joyce Carol. Oh, it's I didn't even know she was in our circle. That's crazy Joyce Carol, it's like damn right, I said that. Just because I'm a writer doesn't mean I don't have opinions. Joe's carer, Joe's carol outs. He doesn't deserve to work at Republic.

Joe's carol outs comes out with a sparkler. It's doing a happy birthday. It's just like by day, I'm on award winning, who would a return icon, but by night, I'm a VIP concierge. It's a republic. I just need some social interaction. Okay. So just like, well, TJ said it. I mean, I don't know he said it about, but he did say it because like, oh, shut the fuck up. You know, he said that about me. And just like, well, I've said it before. I've said it before that was before working with you last night

So let's have a great night guys, you know, cuz that's really toxic. What you just did was really fucking toxic Teaser I hate all these fence writers, you know, you've got Joe like yeah I hated you too until five minutes ago, so let's just not be toxic guys Okay, let's just not, and we'll walking around, listening to all of fucking TJ's bullshit, but then going to whisper it up, Mikhail. Like, yeah, I think he really secretly likes you. I just fence writers.

Yeah, so Mikhail's like, oh my God, you guys are also fake. Like, y'all wanna go like, talk behind closed doors, but then like, you know, when things come to the table and so TJ turns to me, he goes, isn't it class? Isn't it class? And Mikhail's like, you know, when things come to the table and so TJ turns to me and goes, isn't it class? Isn't it class? And he calls like, what'd you say? What'd you say? Because I said such class, such class. And McCullough goes, you know what? Keep my name out of your goddamn mouth. Okay. I've been waiting 22 years to be able to say that. And finally, I'm on a reality show. And this is my moment. Keep my name out of your mouth. Even though you didn't say my name, I'm still saying that. And TJ's like, um, trash.

And so he's like, Lucy is like, well, why is TJ hating? TJ is just a nosy ass person. I mean, Kelsey, yelling, you're a fake ass bitch. And you have so much to say, what's your actual problem with me? What is it? And he goes, you already know it. He goes, oh, yeah, you're upset? Why?

Cause you're threatened. Are you threatened? What is your actual problem with me? Threatened. Yeah, your old is fucking act like a child. And Grace is like, gosh, can I get, we all just drop it? Okay. And he goes, no, I want to drop it.

But stop talking to me. Keep my name out of your goddamn mouth. Even though, yes, you did not say my name. You're a thirsty bitch. And you keep running your mouth to me. Keep my name out of your goddamn mouth even though, uh, yes, you did not say my name You're a thirsty bitch and you keep running your mouth about me. So shut up before I quench your damn thirst I was like, oh my god What kind of threat is that? Like you're gonna give me what are you gonna bring me like a lovely big gulp? Like, yes, quench my thirst Leave it. You're gonna try to be mean and I still like him. I'm like sounds delicious so then I'm like, what the earth? You've been trying to be mean and I still like him. I'm like, sounds delicious. So then Maddie's like, yeah, when Michele's acting like that,

it's coming from a place of hurt and like needing a friend. So I just feel like T.J. pushing his buttons isn't really that helpful right now. And Joe just goes, good luck working on that, buddy. It's like this beard veiled threat. Like, it's like the care, everything again. Like they're going to drop a bucket of pig's blood on them while he's on the animal. Yeah. And I'm just trying to bring him on.

It's just so like that. Yes, it does sound like that. Like, oh, you have to see as it worked tonight, after you're having a fit right now. So good luck, buddy. You have to be messed with one of us. Yeah, I'm going to put a banana peel under your foot, I think I'll fall over. So good luck working when you're falling over on banana peels. And well, I do have to say it couldn't be carried because

carry had much better aim because this guy. Okay. So he picks up a glass and he's trying to throw it at TJ. But it basically just hits me. Like the whole thing goes all over me. It was like terrible aim. Yeah, it just like throws, there's a whole bunch of liquid sort of sprays. And then he's like, don't play me bitch. And then Grace goes, I have never had a birthday like this. And then Mikhail just storms off and it's like, y'all shut the fuck up, your fake is shit.

And he just storms off. It's like to be continued. And that brings us to the end of Southern Hall's Pertalité. There was wild. Wild. Yeah. And next week at least I think they're going on

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