Watch What Crappens - Southern Hospitality: Welcome to the Club

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

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What happens Crab I'm here with the one the only the most beautiful the most expert VIP host in all of Charleston Mr. Aronnie Karam. He can sell My god you can like totally sell like three thousand000 worth of bottle to us. Uh, bottle service, bet. I'm pretty hot without my luck. So, pretty hot, you know, like fat, but that,

well, I was the only kid without pub to my whole high school about, now I'm hot. So I'm pretty happy without trying to talk. Yeah, so, you know, we always talk about, we were here to talk about all the crap on Bravo. Guess what Bravo gave us more crap? Bravo is like a human after Thanksgiving, crapping extra hard and extra fast.

Okay, more crap than ever before. And here is Southern hospitality, the perfect sort of turret of a show for us to get right into. Ron, oh my God. Southern hospitality. Wow. Okay, like I was Oh my God, Southern hospitality. Wow. Okay, like I was expecting a lot from Southern. I had a good feeling about Southern hospitality.

You didn't as much, you know? Okay. I have to say, I've never seen a show come to Bravo with so much hate towards it right from the gut go. I was on Bravo's Facebook page, which you know, was really known for having lots of positive people commenting on those in general. So I know where I know the land that I'm in, right? So I go there they have this Southern hospitality coming tomorrow or whatever people

I mean there were only two nice comments out of like I mean there were only two nice comments out of like Over a hundred comments people were like fuck this show fuck love on not watching this I will never watch this show fuck you fuck brother fuck America. I mean they were pissed that this is even a thing You're all wrong and I hope your stupid asses took yourselves to the TV because this is an embarrassment to humanity that must be seen every minute of it. I loved it. Yeah, I was actually surprised. Ronny watched it before me and he was like, it was really good.

I was like, I'm just, I wasn't, I just, I wasn't excited for it and not because of the, I like Leva actually. Le it and not because of the I like level actually Leva is not a fan favorite, which is why it's funny that she's getting a spin off But I and I will I've actually felt for a long time that like the the hatred towards Leva is like way Disproportionate to like her offenses against you know humanity, but that being said I was always surprised we're doing this and I was like oh, it's another stab at the Vanderpump rules But that being said, I was always surprised we're doing this and I was like, oh, it's another stab at the Vanderpump rules You know style of show. I mean the Vanderpump rule Vanderpump rules isn't even a good Vanderpump rule style show anymore and

So I was like this is gonna be bad, but you know what? I really enjoyed it. I thought it was hilarious because everyone was so stupid on it and like that's really something that I need You know, I I need people who think that they're like, on top of shit, but they are just like stupid. And this, this, that's what this show is all about. There was just like a really big self-important group of people. Self-important is a very good way to put it. And I think it's, you know, cause people are comparing it already to Candy in the gang

because Candy in the gang, which was the show about Candy's restaurant, OLG, was just canceled, right? And so people are pissed off about that because it was a good show too. I really liked Candy in the Gang. But Candy in the Gang, one of the huge differences is that that shows funny

on purpose. It's like the cast wacky people who are very entertaining and funny, and I really enjoyed watching them. I watched every episode of that one. This one is not funny on purpose. These are people who really think they're smart and that they're deserving of everything that they have. And they also think that they're all very hot.

And I just, yes. I love a good, homely cast that thinks they're super models, okay? But they're really like, you know, just, I mean, I'm trying to think of a way that's not going to offend somebody out there who's like a diner waitress at a truck stop in the middle of the night, you know, like not you personally, but just that type, like that Emmy girl who's like, yeah, my boyfriend's hot, we fuck like five times a day.

I'm like, Emmy thinks she's like a Kardashian, but she's Emmy. Like, I can smell the Benson and Hedges menthol from here, okay? Well, it's just that the way they just like talk about where they are, I mean, you're totally right about Candy the Gang. Candy the Gang was really funny, and they had like great characters on there,

but it was more of a show that's played for laughs. And especially we've said this before, we always have a hard time with any show in Bravo that's like they're going for more of the comic angle as opposed to the soapy angle. So even if there's comic with soapy elements, it's like there's a difference between that versus like something like this, which is gonna be more soapy and people very serious about Republic. Republic is this. which is gonna be more soapy and people very serious about republic. Republic is the hottest club in Charleston.

They are acting as if they have a prime real estate on the sunset trip, with somewhere in New York City or in Miami, that's like we have the hottest and only club in a minor city. It's like okay. They take themselves so seriously, and I have to say, Leva, I mean, what a monster,

you know, and I love it because Leva takes herself so fucking seriously, and she did on Southern Charmin. I think that's why people don't like her for the most part is that she's like above it all, and she thinks she's better than everybody else, and everyone around her is an idiot, and it works on this show because she's right. But her version of being so above everybody else is like she's acting like she's fucking Fraser Crane, you know? Like, Fraser Crane is this real snotty guy but at the end of the day he's due to, you know,

on a bar stool, you know? And that's kind of her. She's like, oh my God, we take it seriously here at Republiq. Oh, okay, okay. I know, I'm kidding. Okay, lava, she comes in here like little business seat, mini skirt, you know? She's like, no one's gonna fuck with me. I'm a boss B. I know, and I think that like, we've sat through like,

eight years of Southern charm, which has cast Charleston in the light of this city that's both kind of a stuffy city of like an old Southern tradition, but also kind of a rumpled city. By city I mean like with rumpled people like wearing t-shirts and jeans or like a Patagonia vest and like baseball caps and you know the eating you know like sort of like the vibe is not fancy club vibe the vibe is like drinking beer at like drinking craft beer or going fishing you know and now it's like welcome to the shiggas club in all of shiggas clubland the shigg just club is republic in Charleston, South Carolina It's like, oh, you want us to now believe that like

Now all of a sudden like we're supposed to care about how trendy this club this club is in like a city that you've documented Is not being like a trendy city like that, you know, yeah, so good. So we start with the, you know, kind of the intro of like, wow, guys, let's go. Leva says, let's go. It's show time. And then Leva tells us, Republic has been a staple of King Street for years. Also, Leva has injected herself.

She looks different. I mean, she really fell down the reality TV hole of just constant makeovers, you know, which I really like. Because basically what I'm trying to say, she really fell down the reality TV hole of just constant makeovers, you know, which I really like because basically what I'm trying to say, she looks great and she has a very crazy face, you know, it's like crazy. And well, this whole thing right here is fun. This whole sort of segment is funny because this is clearly when they take the sizzle reel, the sizzle reel is when you kind of make like a little, like a kind of like a sampling of what the show would be to pitch it to the networks.

So this is what they've taken the sizzle reel and tried to like integrate it into the regular show. So when Leva says this thing of like, Republic has been a staple of King Street for 10 years. She's like holding some champagne. She's in that blazer and she's standing in the club and people are dancing behind her, which is like not how they normally,

they don't normally shoot an interview like that. And she's like, yeah, it's a staple of King Street, but then we never see her like that ever again. I was like, okay, that was from this is a real, yeah. And she's like, this is the hottest club in Charleston. A-pe-im-i-na. And then she says, no one has their VIP hosts.

And then we see dancing beef jerky in bikini tops left and right. I mean, wow. It's like a fruit roll up commercial if they had those back. And she's and this girl saying because at this point, I don't know anyone's name. So it's all like girl, girl with a dandelion tattoo on her arm, other girl. So one girl's like, and now I don't remember who actually said what, but she says like, um, yeah, no other club has our VIP host. I'm like, that's because there are no other clubs. Like, what clubs are in Charleston? I know I'm probably wrong. I know there's probably a second

club, but let's be honest, do you think that like Shep's bar has a VIP host? No, I don't. Oh, yeah. Well, that's like King Street, you know, it's a hop in place. People go party there all the time, but you know, it does like come on guys. So, uh, they're like, Street. You know it's a hop in place people go party there all the time But you know it does like come on guys, so they're like yeah to even buy a table You need to know a VIP host Meanwhile this whole episode is literally people standing out on the street going That's what I was gonna say. The mouse will be walking around with sand, which boards for crying at loud.

That's just like juggling in the streets, being like, here, two for one, two for one, come on in. Come in, set the rabbit up, bubbles. Yeah, you can't to nurse someone to get in here. And then it cuts to someone going, this is an ultra-lux bottle popping best night of your life kind of place. And then I said, gold blazer, which I think is Mikkel.

He's like, if you're not having fun, I'll get in the middle of your party and make you have fun. I'm like, that sounds terrible. That sounds terrible. Don't get in the middle of my party. We're probably having a conversation about something, like our fun is talking about how much fun we're not having at this place, don't you understand that?

Don't bring your positivity into my negative fun, sir. So we see that you know the logo seven hospitality. Thank God. It's not called love a land. Oh my god. I keep calling it level land in my I was telling you before I was like every time I refer to this show I go level land and now I can't get it out but um Yeah, she tells us she's like these kids party all night and then leave work and hang out all day I'm like, well, they sound like they have no lives. That's terrible. Love it. So then

Maddie, I think her name is Maddie. She's like the main girl. She's like guys. She's like super serious And honestly, she looks coked up the whole time But her story of mine is sobriety so that's not really nice to say But I don't leave it in the worst way, but my god. She is really like guys. We are doing this. Are you ready? I have so many calls for VIP tables She definitely looks like like someone who's in Donna the dead. Like she was bitten at the mall and now she's coming for you. But yeah, like I get that you stopped doing drugs and honestly,

congratulations in all truth. But did you smart Chris Farley's ashes on your way to work today? Because she's... Yeah, they take all this stuff very seriously, which is good, which is good because their employees, they should do that. But she's like, she's sort of like, she's like an Olsen twin kind of during a certain period of their lives. And so she's like the Olsen sister who's in the Marvel movies.

What's her name? She does. Yeah, she does have her kind of vibe, but like, you know, when she's, you know know transitioning from the housewife into like the crazy villain the black scarlet lady the scarlet lady spoiler scarlet which the scarlet which yeah I had to google it oh god so I hate that I that. So it's like the Scarlet Witch with an Adderall prescription. Just like I, not only am I the Scarlet Witch, but I am the best VIP server. Imagine if that's what the Scarlet Witch's power was to sell VIP tables and the bombs. Yeah. She's like, people literally texting me like, now for VIP tables.

I know. I would actually be, I would totally get back on board with Marvel. If like more of those superheroes were just used to sell simple things in South Carolina, then it is comfort batch. It's like, oh, really? Well, I can fill all of your punch holes on the VIP call wash list. He's just thores the valet. Now that would get me there for sure. Yeah, none of these guys are that for sure. So, um, Leva's like, good, hi, hi, I have to say another observation, Leva looks like she doesn't work there

or really know any of these people. What do you think? It looks like she doesn't really do this. I know, I feel like Leva feels like the boss, but this opening scene here, when they're all gathered around, definitely felt like it was shot for this is all real, because it felt like a bottle episode of the sitcom.

They're all just sitting there, and it was like a one-axe play. They're all, everything is set up in this scene where they're all sitting there. So, let me tell you. They're staff meeting meeting like they're good old Vanderpump rule staff meeting Yeah, they're all in the bar sitting at tables Yeah, and and love is birthdays coming up and so Maddie Maddie also has a very horse voice like she's only twenty well She says she's twenty four

But she's like she's lived some years in her throat and I don't mean that Like she's lived some years in her throat and I don't mean that much Not me that way. I know I'd like to read the rings on her throat for sure Because she says she's 24 and sober, but she's speaking 46 and like starting out. Oh, I'm like I definitely think she put up put some hard time in like a western bar in Wyoming Like serving with the end years. She's like, guys, guys, guys, never here. Never it's like, hi, you ready guys, you ready for this? And Maddie goes, just love them, my own republic.

But I'm the kind of like the face of it. I was like, whoa, this is a very intense face of a club that you're giving us right now. My comment was, and what a face. I know. Her eyes are like, she really bull just her eyes. Or that might just be like what her eyes do, which is like, you can't make fun of someone for having bull g eyes. But I can't.

No, it's not her look. It's her, it's just like her character look, you know what I mean? It's like the eyes like popping the eye jewels, the nose ring, the bad eye job, and you know, weird hair dye. I mean, it's, and they're all wearing these like little tiny highlight dresses, which I think only look good in club lighting, because right now they all look fucking insane. At best, but like, but the thing is this though, like her are normal when she's just walking around. But when she's in her interview, her eyelids are so rolled back into her head.

I mean, it's like when the bodega is ready for business and the mouth, she's like, it goes up. It's like, she's like, on the face of Republic. It's me, the face of Republic. And she's. It's me, the face of Republic. And she's like, I mean, look at their Instagram. It's like all mean. It's a lot of pressure at 24 years old. And then we see the Instagram and it's like,

look, it's me, Maddie spinning a record in front of a pink neon sign. Look, it's me, Maddie, getting gummed from under a table. Look, it's me, Maddie, with one of my ankles up on the valley stand. Like, you need, what are they doing to this poor girl? My God. I'm like a Maddie.

So the Maddie is like, hey, Joey bottles. You're gonna be docked to bottles tonight. And so now we meet Joe Bradley, our empty vessel of a human, a very pretty, he's like a very pretty wine bottle. That's empty. Like that you've already drank from it. Yeah, he's like a very confused looking person. Just dead in the eyes.

He's the one we saw him on Southern Charm when Leva had girls night at Babels and Boots or whatever it's called. Babels and Whiskey Babels. And she's like, I need a lime. And he's like, well, we don't have lime here, but I'm gonna go get you a lime down the street. She's like, yeah. That's the kind of service I get at my restaurants.

I remember that they went there, but I did not remember, oh yeah. Is that when they had the scene where she confronted Lake Vinny, it was like Girls Night and like, yeah, Naomi. Yeah. Yeah. So then we hear from Joey. And Joey has this like kind of way to like run his, I don't know if he's wearing like

an inside retainer like inside his mouth. I think he might have a, I figure we could buy it at a bilateral list. Very sure. Like that. I think you just, it sounds like he has a little bit of a list. I'm loose got something going on. But he's like, people say I'm mankind here, but I was not always the guy that girls were looking at. Like, I was definitely not my heartthrob when I was younger.

I was short, I was chubby, I hit puberty late. Like, I was the only guy with that puberty. But then, I got my braces off, and some pubic hair, and that's dropped. Now look at me. Things turned that pretty decent Yeah And that was a good one. You're cute You're cute, but you need to calm down on yourself, sir I know you know, it's I feel bad for him that like he spent so much of his life just wanting

Pube like pubes and now you know, he probably waxes everything off He's like I want to do this for so long. I know I've got to say goodbye to you. But I like all the sir. Like, are you, are you, during the monologue you're talking about how hot you are? Are you wearing your night guard? Like, could you take it out while you do your,

I'm so hot monologue, sir? Well, he goes, he also tells everyone since he's going to be wearing this doctor's outfit. He goes, he's like, so I got a text about wearing a doctor's outfit and I was like, what sort of shirt should I wear? And they're like, oh, you're not wearing a shirt. And then everyone at this tap me and he goes, huh. They're like, oh god, it's Joe's telling jokes again.

Here's Joey Vodels refusing to wear a shirt again. So, love is like, okay guys, first off, obviously, I just want you guys to pay attention because it's not just a typical night at Republic. It's my friends, my business friends, and I know that we hold the bar high, but remember that like I need you to like stick to those standards because it's still the south. And like half of these ladies are gonna be wearing lily-pulitzer and you're gonna be in victorious secret.

So make sure you're like, you know, and she keeps doing this like physical thing. Like she doesn't want them to slouch, I guess. I don't know if she's like dragging her knuckles on the ground. It's like, you know, I don't know how to say this, but, um, Maddie said, I don't want that. I don't want that. Maddie's like, so you heard it here first You have a whole bunch of Pulitzer prize-winning people coming in. No, no, no

Lily Pulitzer is different. Okay So Emmy all of a sudden an alarm goes off and the scroll Emmy goes, my birth control and then will this, this like, this child looking bartender, a child bartender behind, behind the bar, who somehow was 28. It's like Dennis the men is carried around 24 packs of condoms, you know. It's like, I believe that he's lying about being 28. And I believe Matt is lying about being 24, but he's younger and she's older there. That's my hot tick. Maddie, there is no way Maddie is 24. There is no fucking way.

I mean, she looks like, she looks like sandpaper that got left out in the right. There's no way the dad girl is 24. And there is no way that he's here right, but he looks 10 years old and 60. I can't figure out which is the truth. He yeah, because he sort of well, he has like a mature face, but he hasn't grown into the maturity of it yet. So it's a weird like a strange dichotomy. So, um, so, Emmy needs her birth control now. So we'll go and get it. And all the girls sitting around,

but like, that is so cute. That is so cute. That's cute. Yeah, that's cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. So Emmy is saying,

Will and I have been like dating for six months, and like, I'm definitely getting my money's worth out of my birth control, because like, me and Will have sex five times a day, and that's like normal. We have sex five times a day, that's like normal. We have sex Thank times a day, which you will tell us five times an episode Yeah, and actually and we kind of has like a gravel voice to she's the one that I think's like a chain smoking bans

I mean head just kind of girl, you know, I don't remember and I just will I felt like her personality was yeah Will has like coke eyes in a boyish face, but might be 50 like we don't know and was like I love Emmy Like I did my time single man. I mean you have a couple of 50 100 girls. It gets old I mean you try everything on the menu and you know what you like so You know it was a buffet so you got fucked a lot of girls So which dish is Emmy from the buffet? That's what I would like to know. Is she the jello?

Is she the rice? She's like that fried crab rangoon thing, like crab and cream cheese wrapped in wonton skins and then the dishes. I would love to be the crab rangoon. If someone said I was the crabbing queen at the buffet, I was like, I have done it. I have arrived.

So, love us like, um, and the last thing I want to add, is you don't just work at Republic. You work at Republic DMG, which is like the entire group. And then we see shots of all her different, exciting restaurants. Yeah. And, um, uh, and then we see shots of all her different exciting restaurants. Yeah and then she's like she starts telling us about them. She's like because there's bourbon and bubbles, mesu, first place and republic and I watch, listen, I want

you to have such a good time in one of my restaurants that you'll just walk up the street to another one which you'll probably do because there's only four restaurants on this street. So she's like, guys, like I want like people, I want people to hook up with boots and bubbles. So then like if people are here and then we can say, you know where you should go, boots and bubbles. And then you have to give them grace as number and then we can call grace and then we can say grace, people are coming to boots and bubbles. So we don't know who grace is yet. then we can call grace and then we can say grace. People are coming to boots and bobbles. So we don't know who grace is yet. So we get a sort of grace lily of VIP concierge and she's taking selfies at the valley stand and trying to be all glamorous. You know, and she's

one of those people who wears the big huge eyelash glue on things, but they're like too short to be on her eyes. They're like too long, but too, they're not wide enough. I mean, she's a disaster. This girl's a disaster, basically. And she's standing right under a sign that says self storage, which I also thought was really funny. And by the way, I just want to correct you. It's bourbon and bubbles, not boots and bubbles.

Although I feel like boots and bubbles was probably an early first draft of what it was called So Mia who is Mia again? When Mia is the hostess she's a hostess and she's like I'm just confused like why is grace so Unavailable and then they they cut back to Grace taking selfies. And she's like, oh my God, love the selfie. I love it. Yeah, Grace, if we have to compare anyone

to Vanderpump rules archetypes, Grace seems like she might be the Sheena type. So Will is saying, yeah, she's taken off the last five weekends to go on trips. Like, oh my god, and Matt is like, and when there's money, like, it's not, you're not, like, you're not, you're not there to work,

you're like, not at work. And there's like, where's my money? Where's my money? And so the Mattie tells us, there was a time when Grace and I were best friends. She lived at my house for a few months and boys would flood to us. Yes, I said flood. They flooded to us. That means there were so many boys.

They actually created a flood and stormed our house. And it always be like, cool, let's go party. But like as soon as I came into Republic, I grew very quickly because I'm good like that because I'm the face of the club. And I took the reins and grew very quickly. And she's just jealous, which by the way, the whole episode, every scene, she's just jealous. She's just jealous. And they also say like, that's the vibe. There was like, you know what, like Grace Lilly's vibe is like being on vacation all the time, that's her vibe.

So then Maddie's like, yeah, like, so no, here's the thing. Like she was my Joe Bradley before I had Joe Bradley. And then like you and I could sell up bourbon and bubbles like in a heartbeat, right, Joe Bradley, right? And he's like, yeah, I'm hot now. And love was like, okay, but like in a workspace, I can't fire somebody just because you don't like them. Okay. So this is a business. Love goes. The rivalry between Maddie and Grace Lilly was so bad that they were throwing water bottles at each other. Yeah, that's right. Water bottles. I had two drowned rats coming to work at the front of the public. So I separated them.

I said, well, why don't you just fire them both for crying out loud? Yeah. So she did. She separated them. She had, well, she didn't fire them, but you know, she kept them on their continuous downslope in life, which I thought was fun. So she separated them. She has Maddie Republic and Grace is Danit. Babin and Badaf. So they have to get back to work. And so someone sneaks in and it's me.

Meekle. Yeah. Meekle walks in in the middle of the staff meeting and the music is like, boom. I'm like, what happened? And everyone's looking at him, like giving him a dirty luck. They're like, you Mikael vibes. He's back. He's back.

He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back.

He's back. He's back. He's back. He's not jealous. Not jealous. It's jealous. It's jealous. He's jealous. That's a five. He's got a jealous five. Not out. I already knocked over a display of shoes at the store. He's jealous.

So he wasted the staff and we just get the old bravo. As I give him dirty looks. And Bradley's like, I thought he got suspended. And Maddie's like, I thought he got suspended. And Maddie's like, yeah, he got in trouble for promoting other clubs. So Leva just sends me Kelsey office. And then like there's a gay behind the bar too.

His name is TJ. And he's like, why is my Cal here? And Leva goes, this is my business, right? Okay, so you have to trust my process. And if you don't trust that process, that means you don't trust me. And you guys are winning, and you're the dream team. And I want to make you guys a lot of money. But why is my cow there?

Trust the process. But I never cow. Cow, she's jealous. Love is jealous. Why is my cow here? What? I'm on your room. And Maddie's like, um, because she's a business woman and she sees the business of me cow, okay? And from my point of view, he would I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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He should be bending over backwards. He should have his tail between his legs Why What you're not in management? Why do you, you're gonna be shortlist serving at shots. Why would be like, why if he wants to be a part of this company? What's he talking about? He is manager, right? He's something like he's, he's a kind manager. Yeah, if they have, so then we got a Levis office

and Michele's there. And so she's like, so how's it going, Michele? Listen, I want to be super clear. You were hosting a party for another space. Am I right about that? Okay, because I pay you to bring the party to me and you taking the party to someone else, that does not work for me.

This is Ra Public Mekel. People, people were like, where does Mekel work? Does Mekel even work for you? Lamar's not happy. I'm like, I love all these people that are really care about McEl. Like, I just imagine, you know, level walking to the supermarket, like, level is McEl working for you. I'm so confused. I was watching his Instagram and he was showing parties, but it didn't like, like, republic, the hardest club and all of Charleston, the 75th largest radio market in the USA. Hey, so I saw Mikael on the Instagram, and I just want to say he was in another restaurant, and I just don't know if that, I just don't know that Mikael was born for corn.

Okay, I want to do something about it. Thank you, Madison. I'll get right on it. I'm selling bad, so my business has taken this hat. What's the deal with Mikael? Oh, listen Naomi, I know I'm on top of it Naomi. Naomi. So we see a clip of the Mar hanging out with Naomi and Leva.

And she's like, you guys, like, Mikkel was promoting something at a different club, and Naomi's like, and the Mars like, I can't even do with this right now, personally, I'm done. Done. So Leva comes, tells Mikkel, if we're up to Lamar, I don't think you'd be here right now. You would literally be dead. You actually get murdered when you cross with Helpe. But I believe in second, third and fourth chances because that's just the

person that I am. And I also I learned from Lisa Vanderpump that you have to do that in order to keep the show on the air. Okay. So I want you to grow and by grow, I mean, not gonna hire you back right now. So it feels like, oh man. She's like, I don't think Lamar knows how much I look up to him. And that's not just because he's much taller than I am. But like, I look up to him knowing there's another black man who looks past how I walk, how I dress, the things that I said, and now he can't, now he can't even look at me. I'm like, you did not sell nuclear secrets to Russia. I know. Well, he says that he was working for this new magazine and they hired him to

promote their launch. And one of the events that they had out of multiple events was at a rival club. I mean, come on, the guys got to eat. What are you? What is his salary? I'm sure he works on like commission or something, you know, only the guys. It's not smart. I'm not smart of him. It was a stupid move I mean it is it actually is a sort of thing that could get you fired, but they're also really acting like Like oh no like what you do. I mean, I think that if you like this guy so much and he does a good enough job for you Yeah, you suspend him then you bring him back and then that's that he got you got reprimanded He got trubs so he's like well

I want to prove that I can sell thousands of dollars for you. Leva. And she's like, um, I'm glad that's your goal, but that's not happening anytime soon. You are suspended. Yeah, because I'm the person putting my money on the line and giving you time. I don't give that to anybody kid. Okay. You got some levittime.

Do you know what that's worth? If that to anybody kid, okay, you got some leaven time. Do you know what that's worth? Yeah, because that's time that I'm not spending in my kitchen making cookies for my time. So I mean, all those, all those scenes of leaven being incredibly busy during something charm. I know. So then now we have Maddie running the rest of the staff meeting and she's like, okay, it's gonna be slammed tonight. Okay, PS and GS and er, oh, sorry, peace and cues. Mind

your peace and your cues. Okay, and I don't want to see you guys on your phone. So pop the fuck off. Guys, just a reminder that this is Republic and one of the premier clubs we're getting more Kata Azul in tomorrow. Yeah, it's expensive. Tell your friends. Guys, tell your friends we ordered Corona's. Okay, tell your friends. Republic is going off tonight.

Off. So now, like the servers, now they're doing all those annoying things like lighting champagne bottles and carrying signs of the club And one thing that I did that Bravo did not want us to do because they went through this very quickly But every time like if there was like a line of people outside all you have to do is pause just pause Pause the TV or the laptop and just look at the people in the line or look at the people who actually come to the club It's like guys in Tommy Bahama shirts and shorts. Thanks so many guys and shorts in Rattie T shirts and they're like, this is the hottest club in all of King Street. They're all holding coupons for wings, you know, do not just show them from the neck up.

Meck up, please. They're all chefs. It's a bunch of chefs in Austin. Yeah. up, meck up, please. They're all ships. It's a bunch of ships in Austin. Yeah. So now it's Sunday morning. Well, we see that, you know, the party throughout the night.

It's a lot of like sparklers and bottles, you know? It looks like a lot of terrible bachelor at parties. It looks like. And then, you know, and Levic goes, I don't hire people that just check the boxes. I want people who can help keep the party going all night long. And then it's like 2 a.m. Time to go home, everyone. Mm- night long and then it's like 2 a.m. Time to go home everyone.

So then it's Sunday morning and now we're at Grace Lilly's parent's house and she's just there's dream catchers everywhere and her it's like her little girl room, you know, but with like dream catches and thongs and she's like, oh my god, I need coffee. I don't want to even be upright now. and then she's like, oh my God, I need coffee. I don't want to even be upright now. When for eyelashes is like hanging off the top lid. Yeah, and she gets out of bed and she's in pajamas, but she's turned the top out of her pajamas

into a crop top. She went to sleep in a crop top pajamas. So, gracially tells us, I've always known that I was someone, even when I was younger, my mom, she said that I was like a genetic explosion. I was something special. I used to have six arms, in fact, I was such a genetic explosion. I just knew I was somebody. And she's trying to make coffee, and she's like spooning it into the coffee filter and she's like four cups. So I think that four cups equals 10 cups.

I don't know. So I go, real genetic explosion over there. And then from her trying to figure out the coffee scoops, she goes, I am a star. I even walk over. I'm a star. The producer says, how does a star walk? And she says, you walk with your feet in front of you, with your titties up, and your chin up,

and don't look anyone in the eye, because if you don't look at them, they look you. Well, how do you know if they're looking at you? How has this girl not been run over yet? I'm a star. I'm over yet? On the star. I'm a genetic explosion in the star. Star explosion. I'm super new, but that's a star that walks doesn't look at people.

Oh, so then she talks about her confidence. She's hula hooping with an LED in a variety show or something. And she was in a Southern bell. I just have that geno say qua about me. And the producer goes, oh, probably Vue Française. She goes, I don't know.

It's like geno say qua. Is that like French or something? And she just laughs and scrunches her hair. She's like, yeah, I don't know France, but I think it's a good word. So I say it. So then her mom twin comes in. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

I'm gonna tell you that. It looks just like her. And she's holding like a little black, feisty dog. And she's like, Hi, honey. Are you looking without looking at me one in the eye? Like mama told you, little big bang. you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I looking at you, I'm looking at you, I looking at you, I looking at you, I looking at you, I looking at you, I looking at you, I looking at you, I looking at you, I looking, oh man, she's mom, I love you and I love living with you.

I don't want to go mama. She's like, I now rents very expensive. She goes, yeah, but love us really put me in this situation where I can really make money. And then it cuts to her in front of the restaurant in the street going Hey hey hey hey hey pizza Bob, pizza Bob, it's coming to pizza Bob balls You buy some ways to crack some things, pizza Bob balls Come see the one-known genetic explosion of Charleston right here in Fuzonbubbles, come on in, burbidin bubbles

By team bottles and explore your genetics all over me come on in Who wants to see a model of DNA and lady parts come on in? So She's like Leva's given me this opportunity and I just don't want to let her down and then she tells us I just you know what I felt too big for Charleston people are I just, you know what? I felt too big for Charleston people are envious of me because they're like stuck in this like small town doing the same mundane shit.

That's right, mundane. I'm not only genetic explosion, I'm a pronunciation explosion, mundane. And I'm over here worldwide living it up. Some people just don't do that. It's not my fault that they're in mundane. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like traveling. She's like, look here I am by a swimming pool.

Look here I am by a swimming pool, but it's a different swimming pool than the other swimming pool. Sorry, I'm well-travelled. Idiots. And she goes, yeah, like, my present is the present. You know that mama and she's like, yeah, honey. Yeah. So then she started talking about how Maddie

was her best friend. And she's like, we had like so much fun together. And like, but Maddie has always been a little competitive with me. And I started working at Republic four years ago. And she saw me in that role that I had. And she wanted that role. So she took VIP manager.

And after that, our friendship was like completely different Oh, God, so she's like mama. I feel like I've been transcendent I'm like this beautiful caterpillar the open to swings and then Exploded their genetics all over the city Technically caterpillars don't have wings. It's the bottom one house wings. She's the biggest fucking idiot I've seen in a long time on this channel and I am so proud. I'm like proud.

So now we go from Grace Lilly's parent's house to Will's parent's house. So Will is there and Bradley's coming over and Bradley is another VIP host slash personal trainer. So Will tells us that he grew up in Charleston and he says he has dreams of being a lawyer and he wants to apply to law school someday but right now he lives with his parents. So you know, you're ones. What'd you say? You're 50. Like how old are you, Dennis the Menace,

with like a sploge problem? Who, when are you planning to go to law school exactly? Is that something you can just pick at a number out of a hat and get in? What the hell? Yeah, I'm not sure I'm seeing a lot of, a lot of effort being made to work on those L sets. Yeah, I love a guy getting out of that and his childhood bed. of a lot of effort being made to work on those L sets.

I love a guy getting out of bed and his childhood bed. It's like too short and it's really small. It's not even like a queen size. What do you call it? Like a full size, I guess. A twin size bed like the one I'm sleeping on right now in my childhood bed. You know, I'm here. Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to be a lawyer one day.

So he's like, I'm gonna be a lawyer one day. So he's like, yeah, you know, I mean, this is a beautiful house and it does come with free rent. And I get to work with some of my best friends at the coolest bar in town. So the guys I'll come over and take off their shirts and work out with those like brick things. Yeah, they're all working out. It's sort of like an Abercrombie ad. It's like very much Abercrombie, slightly Sean Cody, don't look that up at work.

People don't look that up at work, not say for work, Sean Cody. So then Bradley tells us that he's like working on his personal training business when he's not at the club and he says, my style of training is like a mouse trap. I lure them in a bit with some sweetness and then bam, I bring the hard shit. So push up for him. Turns out that means push ups. So TJ who's the gay, which I love that there's a gay, He's like, and he is in love with all the guys to it. So, he's like, never gonna have a gay on Bravo. Me too. I was actually happy for him, and he's so

funny how he's just so open with it. He's like, you know, I think there's this unspeakable expectation of how to look at Republic. And we'll say, yeah, there's a lot of muscles, but I'm the best looking. And Joey Marbles is like, oh, for all, I'm the best looking guy at Republic. Come in, look at me. I have pubes now. You just called them Joey Marbles. But it's like so apt, like he is Joey Marbles.

So proud. Joey Marbles. Yeah, Joey Bommels or whatever. There's a Bradley, but there's also Joe Bradley. But either way, he is very much Joey Marbles. Yeah, I'm a TJ continues. He's like, I mean, look at Bradley. Look at his muscles and his skin. And then look at Will's classically handsome face.

Oh my God, they're so hot. Yeah, he's he's just waiting for the report. She's like, I've seen it happen before in the movies. Well, the adult movies, but I could happen by God. I just have to wait all around long enough. Yeah. So then we go to Maddie and Michele shopping together and Maddie's like, Oh my god, this is my spot. Oh my god, look how dirty my shoes are.

First of all, what's I shoe you? He's like, I got a big penis. I'm a 12 oops. Did I say that loud? So I love Miguel. He's always a good time like he's always wanting to have fun. Hey, what's I shoot you big penis? Every time I laugh I'll laugh every time Ha ha ha every time I laugh I laugh every time So Mikhail is like I need to get back to Republic like financially like I need to be there Yeah, cuz like I'm like I lived in my grandma's house growing up and like I slept on the floor some days So like Republic was a life changer for me. Okay ever since I worked at Republic I've been on yachts a traveled. It's like do I want to go back to Republic? Yeah, I do

Yeah, so then back to the guys, we'll like, guys, I have watermelon and raspberries that my mom laid out for us so anybody want to eat, we should take off our shirts. So they take their shirts back off. And we're like, we're competitive guys. So if one guy has a shirt off, we're all taking our shirts off. Like deal with that.

And he says every dog, so they start talking about Michele. He has no loyalty. Michele, did you hear about Michele? Did you see Michele? Michele's buying shoes right now. Did you hear about that? Oh my god, he's buying shoes. So Joe's like every dollar that Michele sends to another club

is a dollar taken away from Republic. And it hurts the business, it hurts Leva, it hurts me, it hurts my sales, I will never, never go against Republic. Like whoa dude. So he says he likes Maddie, they've got a glimmer, they've got a glimmer guys. And he's like yeah, and I like having a fully toilet route because like I never know how it should feel to about someone. How do you not know how many feels about someone?

Maddie is all about, oh my God, do you know how I feel about you? Totally love you, great friend. Like of course she know how she feels about you. She's not into you, Joey. Yeah, right now, sir. She's not, she's not, she's not into you. So he's like, I'm just afraid that like,

she's gonna slap me, after I go in for a kiss, you know? And so Will's just like looking sort of smirking. He's like He's being a pussy like like like I think he just should go for it Be a man and go in for end of two Will and Joe are sitting there short-lost right next to each other and they literally I mean, they really do look like they're in a porno It's really insane. I love that Will's like, in my mind, if you want something, you go after it. And if you don't go after it, you don't really want it.

I'm like, you're like a 50-year-old who just woke up in his childhood bed and is serving raspberries that his mom laid out to his friends. Are you really the one to lecture people on goal setting? I know. Says the man who says he wants to be a lawyer and he's currently doing push ups in his backyard his fellow bartenders and VIP hosts. So, um, so then Michele is now talking to Maddie back at the store and he's like, I know that Joe is obsessed with you Maddie's like, he's a good guy and he like works really hard and he's really nice to me and he goes out of his way for me, which by the

way, generally speaking when a girl says he's really nice he goes out of his way for me, which by the way, John was speaking when a girl says he's really nice. He goes out of his way for me. He's like, I wouldn't touch him with a five-foot ball. That was one really long way of saying, yeah, I don't like him. She's like, I mean, Joe Bradley with me, like, got to the place where he earned the respect from my bosses, my family, my friends. So like, yeah, I mean, it would be convenient to be in a relationship with Joe. Wow, what a romance. So then back to Joey. Joey's like, where are we at the bar now?

Oh, yeah. Now we're at Bar Felix. So now it's like a whole other scene. And Joey Marbles is that is that Bar Felix and Maddie comes in to meet with him and she's like, I'm not drinking and Joe says when I tell people that you're sober at the look of shock on their face Everyone is jealous like you're having a Party and you're sober and she's like yeah, when I was using the only thing I Care about was using that's all I cared about because I was a popular girl in high school, but you never know what people are struggling with behind closed doors. For instance, they might be struggling with the door itself. Yeah, we had terrible door knobs growing up. I hated it. And for me, another issue I was dealing with was addiction.

Yeah, like I had my first drink at 12 and my parents had to buy a breath liser, and then I had to switch to things like drugs. And so she talks about how she sober now, and she's happy being sober, but it wasn't always like that, you know And it's been eight years, which is great Especially in that environment. I don't know how you can keep that up and that young too to be honest So she's talking about this, which is all great like all jokes aside. It's all great And then but they're sitting there and there's like a Feels like they're like at a coffee shop, but it's also a bar. And either way, the bartender slash barista

is like this hipster girl who cannot stand these people. And then Maddie's like, hey, by the way, I'm Maddie. This is Joey Marables. We work the front door of Republic. You should come by. We'll take such good care of you. And she's like, great. That'll be super fun.

I love going to Republic. I'll see you. Yeah. Bye. Oh my God. Don't drink that. You'll taste your jealousy. Jesus. Just jealous. So they talk about what they're looking for in their life. And she's like struggling, this, I'm not struggling, but she's stayed sober for so long around all these temptations. And he's like, yeah, well, there's like 3,000 of the same girl here and they're all named Kelly and they all want a family and a golden retriever. But that's why you stand out.

Meanwhile, the bartender's like, well, thanks. My name's Kelly and I just bought a golden retriever. Thanks. I'm going to go to your club. Republic. So I like that he's talking to like a skinny, pretty blonde girl. He's like, Ginda, what I hate? Oh, these skinny pretty blonde girls. He just, that's why you stick out. You have a dandelion tattoo on your arm. That's pretty. Yeah. Totally. So, um, so then Joe show, Joe and Maddie, they've always been good friends. And like, he just like doesn't want to do anything that would affect their chemistry that they allegedly have, but not enough chemistry to actually start dating, you know, he's like, I want someone to grow with.

We can be like a power couple. Yeah, the power couple of VIP hosts at the club in Charleston. Yeah, I'm gonna grow with somebody with sparklers and bottles. She's like, yeah. So then we go to the world, where we both are holding up the sign that says, Happy Birthday. So we got an M.E.s apartment. This is the beef jerky who's dating Will, the guy is living with his parents. So they wake up in M.E.s apartment. This is also how we know the Emmy's not 24 because she's in Charleston and lives in her own apartment. Yeah. Okay. So she's like, ah, good morning. I need to make up. Don't even look at me. And she's like, yeah, me. Well, we're still in our honeymoon phase. Like we have sex in the

morning. And then we have sex in the afternoon till I was like, I thought it was five days. You're already slipping at me. You're already slipping. Yeah, five times a day. She's like, well, sometimes it's both. Although we've never had sex at work, like not even first or second bits. Yeah. And that's like the scene.

That's like all it is. Yeah. So then we got a bourbon in bubbles. It's Monday at 10.30 and Grace Lillie is talking to a customer. She's like, I absolutely love your outfit and your eye gems. What is your name? Sophia, I'm Grace. Nice to meet you. Well, I'm Sturbing Bubbles. You jealous bitch. At Burbin and Bubbles, I and the VIP concierge. So when people come in, I make them feel special.

Like, wow, I'm sure that I'm sure everyone feels super. You are so cute, I love your eyes, you news. And by the way, when Grace Lilly is saying this thing, like, I bring people in, I create the atmosphere, I'm the head liaison, you know, because I look good, and I bring people in and try to get people to buy bottle service and create a vibe, you know?

She's not telling us that. She's telling some random guy who's standing there talking a conversation with her. He's like, can I just order my drinks? Yeah, it looks like a customer. She's like, that's why I'm the concierge, cause look at me. I mean, I'm hot.

I sell people bottles. Have I talked about your odd GMC yet? You just got grace lily Hey, you want to see me do some hula hoop in okay. Oh shoot. Don't have a hula hoop okay pretend there's one around me now watch Oh dammit it fell god. You my imaginary ones. I can't keep on my hips. Oh she does a state just love my energy I mean you doesn't want to hop fun girl to party with your eyelashes hanging off. Like you're a mess. You are a mess, man. So Maddie comes over. She said, could we talk for a sec?

We had a meeting at Republic and Levo was there and we were talking about sending business up here and bourbon in Republic. It's such a, like, bourbon, I mean, bourbon and bubbles is like doing good and like, Republican, Republican. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're a team and at one point, you and I have that. And I don't know why we can't have that again. You know, teammate stuff. And Grace is like, well, I think we had a miscommunication.

And I feel responsible for that because I probably was so focused on people being just jealous of me that I wasn't just hearing what they said. So it goes, but like, I don't even see you, like we don't hang out. It's like weird. Like I just feel like there's like, did this like animosity since like 2020?

No, I don't watch cartoons anymore. No, not animation, animosity. Is that the one with Barbara Wallace? No, that's a different news show 2020 the year. I like that they afraid that like, oh my God, we haven't talked since 2020. Wasn't this shot like 2021? So um, Grace is like, okay, well, then fine. Let's start with to loom.

Cause I thought the guys that we were hanging out with were total to rash. There I said it. So now Maddie gives us another interesting wrinkle into their into her backstory. She goes, well, when Republic closed over COVID, Grace Lillian, I decided to move to Tulum together and guys took this out to dinner and take us on planes and boats. But if a guy paid more like, need more attention, she'd slip the fuck out. Like, let me have one. I'm like'm like wait can we talk about the fact that in the middle of the global pandemic you guys just went out somewhere. How many Super Spreader events did you guys cause? They moved to Mexico to party every day. So Grace is like well

you have your top ugly and I have my top who the hoop of kitchen honors, and we shouldn't fight over men, ever. And I feel like that was one of our biggest disagreements. And so Maddie continues. She's like, when Republic opened back up, Levin needed one person back to open up, and I got the call, and Grace didn't. And then we cut to Grace, and she's like, well, I am OG Republic, and she took my job.

And I'm like, well, I am OG Republic and she took my job and I'm like not okay with it. So Grace wants to go back to Republic because you can sort of see that Republic is the more fun place to work because bourbon and bubbles is kind of sad. It's just like, again, it's like older men and genes. It's like Thomas Ravenels who just like finished like doing something administrative and they've now come to get a drink. So Maddie is like she's like so like Like this is your summer dude. I'll send tables to you all day, but also you're not at work I am at work look. I'm here right now. This is not a hologram. I don't think it is. Is it a hologram? Oh my god

I'm into loomstale. I knew it. Hold on. Let me check my stories. Yep, my stories. I'm here at work. Look, look, everybody. It's Maddie said when he got said that I got more boyfriends in here into loom. So Grace, Ellie's like, I am at work. And then Maddie goes, yeah, but I've been to martini Mondays and you haven't been here and she goes, I know, I know. That is because I've been doing more soul searching. Okay, and I just can't please everyone. Like, it's literally impossible for Grace Lilly to please everyone. Ah, this is Grace Lilly.

I can't come into work tonight. I'm soul searching. Okay. And Maddie just shrugs. Like, what the fuck? And she goes, I need to focus on me, okay? She goes, yeah, but that needs to change. And she's like, my life does not revolve around work.

Like I have a good balance between work and play. Like some people think I don't, but I do. Yeah, so she's like, I like that Grace Lili's arc is that she wants to work more, but she doesn't want to focus on work arc is that she wants to work more, but she doesn't want to focus on work. So, she wants to work more but not at work. Yeah, but she wants to soul search more. So now it's finally Love is Birthday.

And so now she's in glam with someone named Mac and then Joe, Joey Marbles, who I'm just gonna call him Joey Marbles from now on. He's like, I probably need to shave. His face is literally us, no hair. No hair. It's so funny. It's like a little kid who puts on shaving cream,

you know, and your dad's like showing you how to use the back of the razor to pretend you're shaving. It's like, that's totally cool. And he had more hair on his face and home alone than this guy did. So then we got to Maddie going, it was really cool. And had more hair on his face and home alone than this guy did. So then we got to Maddie going, I'm so tired. And then everyone just get dressed and trying on looks. And Michele's trying on looks and everything.

And Grace turns out Grace and Michele have a relationship because they didn't know each other since junior high. And she's like, well, he was singing at the church. I was meeting boys in the back to the car doing bad things All surgeon It's like, but I'm a little nervous considering that everyone has tension with me because they're all jealous and he's like Yeah, well, you know, I'm a little nervous too because no one seems to like me over there right now And she's like well, we just got to go in there

We got to hold our heads high and we got to get this hula hoop on blue and get it twirling around our left. It's like, no, please, please leave that at home. It's like, we listen, we're just going to walk like stars. Okay, here we go. Follow my lead. Ow. We're wall again.

Got to have to remember. Don't look at people. Do look at doorways. Feet in front of me. So 45 minutes until the party and just like, all right guys, the party's about to start. So listen, the people who are not that world rest and like the younger crowd put them in the back. And so like chef and Austin, older crowd, they're both the older crowd and then not well dressed crowd. What section did they go into?

So some's like, oh my God, this sign says happy 42, but Leva forgot. She's turning 43 you guys. And then Leva shows up to my crew manager stuff. And she's like, I said, I wasn't gonna show up early because I just wanted to feel like a client, but then I decided I did not wanna wear a Tommy Bahama shirt so I came in early so I could let them out.

Okay. So everybody's like, oh my God, it's Lever's birthday, Gantan, Gantan, Gantan! So then Joe's like in his shirtless, but with the doctors jacket on outfit, he's like, step by, by office, it's about to get really hot in here. What do we understand yet? Why he was in a sexy doctor's outfit, or is that just like,

it's just something sexy to wear. I don't know. It's very like this whole, everything they do is sexy, which I think is so funny that they shot this like a month out of COVID. And they're like, you know what people would really like a doctor. Yeah. And then we, he's like, there again, we see a lot of the sparkler stuff. And it's like, hot as club, hot as club. And then there's a guy fully wearing a Guinness t-shirt and wearing cargo shorts right on the screen in the club. So then, um, then some girls like, is there a doctor in the house? He's like, oh, yeah.

Right here, a doctor with so much hair on his face, he just had to shave. Come on, girls. So we see Leva's friends, Marcy. Who we just had a baby. Hey, hey, you're a doctor. Are you an OBGYN? And then Naomi comes to intersect and, you know, basically the ladies come. Yeah, Olivia Madison. The whole gang except for Catherine and Vanita and Vanita. No, Vanita. Yeah. Yeah, so Grace is like, well, I'm gonna have a drink. I'm thinking some ice of spades or some vive. And Will is, which one's Will? Will is the lawyer bartender. Oh, right, right.

He's just been playing justice. He's like, we don't have H.S.B.s. That's expensive stuff. I mean, Grace wants a vive. I'm just gonna pour her Prosecco shinkum another difference. And she's like, I always want the best. Will's like Grace the lead does not have a refined palette. She will never know. Okay, he's close. Very close thing. Oh, so then let's see.

Tomorrow, let us show up. Yes, this was where Madison shows party party, you know party party So Mikkel comes and he's he's getting jealous of Joe because he's watching Joe poor all the shots and be Dr. Shots or whatever and he's like Joe thinks he's like the boss of Republic, but he doesn't know how stupid he looks You look like the doctor from the porn movie bro. Yeah. Not the best example. The best is to look to this episode. Yeah. So then drama because Maddie's ex Trevor has shown up. And he has arrived with a backwards baseball.

He has a baseball cap on that's backwards. And he has sunglasses over the baseball cap as if he was just walking around all day and he never got a place to put down his sunglasses because it was nighttime. So now they just rest on top. It was terrible. It was like, I was like, why are you letting these people in here?

I mean, stop talking about how you're the hottest club and then you're not enforcing any sort of dress code. Yeah, he's like very senior frogs. Yeah. So Joe is telling us like, I mean, look at that guy. And now Joe's talking with his arms completely out at us. Like his hands are like kind of coming towards the camera. It's like he shimmering, but his arms are outstretched.

I don't know how to explain it. But he's like, this guy is the last guy I want to see. This douchebag under the dress coat What is he wearing? Where did he come from and it cuts dramatic like Trevor and I were dating last year and very quickly We made a life together. We were gonna work with each other We were going home with each other. We're having great sex Trevor brings out the wild side of me And then I get a text message from a friend he's cheating on you.

I was back when he cheated on me I felt betrayed and hurt. Hey you know why? Because you were betrayed and hurt. When people say shit like that when he cheated I felt betrayed. I could not believe this man with his baseball cap backwards and sunglasses on top of the meds at the baseball cap was also his hair. I can't believe he did this to me. I cannot believe it whatsoever. He fooled every person in that establishment, including me. You do not cheat on someone in Republic. Okay. Because

every moment you spend cheating on me with another girl, it's a moment that Republic is not earning money and all the money goes to Republic. And this is one of the problems with these shows because they're all so much younger. You know, like I could be everyone's father really, Auntie at least. And you're just like, come on, like it's fun to make fun of you, but at the same time, I want to go there and just grab her by the ear and go, we're leaving young lady. What are you thinking? I mean, she's of course this guy's showing back up because you're on TV now He knows you're shooting a TV show tonight for Love is Birthday. So who shows up to get on the cast?

You're fucking ex you treated she treated you like crap and she immediately falls for it and she's like Oh, you know what? I think I'm going to Miami Trevor to see John summit. Jimmy John summit is he's like, oh, you know what? I think I'm going to Miami, Trevor, to see John Summit. Do you know who John Summit is? He's like, is this the best-hunting method firecrackers up a frog's ass? Yes, that's it! I thought we were gonna go see Tom Pinnacle. No, John Summit, yeah, yeah.

Cause you know what, we've been having small talk lately, and there's a connection there. I'm like, I thought small talk is the epitome of not having a connection with someone But then she even good. Yeah, I like this weather me too. Oh my god. We have such a connection like you don't I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant now You have you have he's horny and he's love bombing you and you need that in your life. That's your connection Oh, it's just so sad because he's like yeah yeah, I know so many these and she's like, oh really? Well, maybe I could buy two flights instead of one. You're even gonna buy his flight

Come on, Maddie So then other there are two other girls one is named Lucia I don't know the other girls name or maybe maybe the other girl was Mia and they're just like talking on the side They're kind of like They're like sidekick characters and they're like, oh yeah, look at that. I can't believe she's going back with him. Can you believe she's going back with him?

What did I say about that? That's crazy. Well, I bet the makeup sex must be phenomenal. Huh? Digmatize for sure. Okay. And scene new set comes on. It was so musical theater.

Um, so then Maddie is talking to Bradley and he's like, oh great, that guys back. She's like, well, I mean like everyone had like such a partner relationship and my Keri is back again. And he's like, yeah, but he's already publicly embarrassed. He went so... I don't know why he wouldn't do it again. What? I don't understand. And so then a lady then someone me out. It's me again. They just keep cutting to me every time they need a gossip. They cut to me, but they never put they put her name up on screen like once. And so she's like, well, I think women are attracted to bad boys because there is a chase with bad boys. Well, thanks. Thanks me up to your bombshell inside into the situation.

So then the party's going on and Mikkel sits down with grace and nobody likes them, right? So they're just sitting alone together. And he's like, yeah, this is really weird. It's like, no one's really welcoming us with open arms. She goes, yeah, you know, why jealous? They're jealous because we'd like to connect with so many people. Such a like jealous vibe. I mean, if you're you and people don't like that, fuck them. Am I a rock? God, we connect so well.

Jellies to Lynn hashtag. I do my hashtag with the ends of my hashtags. By the way, I don't know if you know that. Have jealous hashtag. Any new people are jealous of my hashtag placement, but that's just them. Jellies hashtag hashtag Jellies. So Maddie comes in with the happy birthday.

They never sign and they're all singing happy birthday. So she's holding up to like, don't do it. Britney sign, basically. And Joe goes, look at her. Maddie's a rock star. She really stabs out the crowd. Yeah, because she's a rock star. She really stabs out the crowd. Yeah, because she's carrying a huge fucking sign and sparklers and she's in a highlighter yellow dress.

Let me come on. I know and Gwyn's is there at this point and she's just standing there clapping. I'm sure at this point, Maddie's her name is probably Madison, but they're like, we cannot have a third Madison on this show. Okay, we got Madison, we got Gwyn's and we got Maddie. That's how it's gonna be. So, Michele is now telling Brad, Bradley and Lucia that like once Republic gets rid of some people, it'll be great for me to come back. And then Joe, like, they're sort of outside, so Joe opens the door and goes,

this is my doctor's office. Step out. And he like, well, steps, goes back, but like, Michele's so mad. Yeah, because Michele's standing in front of like the shop booth. And so Michele's like, um, did you tell the other that I was working at that red carpet event? And just like, when I found out you were only promoting it, but you were one of the leaders of a huge event that was like at other clubs. I mean, if I had my kids, you just starve them to death without move, bro.

You literally have tried to destroy a republic and no one destroys republic. Okay, and Michele's like, you sound a little threatened, like a little jealous. Like, sound a little threatened, a little jealous. It's funny, because like, remember how I said, you sound a little jealous, but then I said, sound a little threatened, too. And like,'s funny because like, remember how I said, you sound a little jealous, but then I said, sound a little threatened, too.

And like, um, match my table sales. How about that? Match my table sales. How about that? Match my table sales. How about that? You sell 10,000 tables? You let me know, okay?

Okay, okay? Yeah, it says you sell a $10,000 table. Oh, please, many of you sold a $10,000. And what the fuck is going on at this club? The people are paying $10,000. So I don't buy it at this club that people are paying $10,000. It's not gonna buy it. Yeah. So, Jeva's like, Jeva, Joe is like, it's a love that's burnt there. So, what go there before I cook you out? I have to be in a car now. And, Mikhail's like, didn't work then. So, of course, Mikhail's like,

Jeva's like, he's like, so jealous of me. He's like, so jealous. You know, and then like I'm like Viva What do you you not see what type of person you're putting in power? You're putting a dictator in power. You're putting in Napoleon dynamite and the producers like Do you need Napoleon Bonaparte? And he's like no dynamite wait This is just short little guy with the power thing. What's his name like Bonaparte? Wait, he's a Bonaparte too So wait Napoleon Bonaparte is the Bonaparte? So he's back. Just really taking Van and Prompt rules and making it look like he's not like he is. so now we'll, we'll the, the, the boy man is talking to McHatlin.

He's like, um, I'm confused as to why you're so surprised that Joe's mad. And then TJ's next up. So TJ's like, I'm going to be the Supreme gay here. So I'm going to fight with the other gay. He's like, I don't get it either at all. It was like a live stream of all the other clubs and not here that night. And McHat was like, but I brought, you know, no, you're missing the point. You're promoting another club and we work here and I don't care that you're

up the street. Like shut the fuck up. Don't serve his ass anymore. That is it. Supreme gay. I win. So then Grace is talking to Bradley and she's like, um, yeah. So like my vibe is like gratitude because like I'm a tourist and I take my friendships very seriously

So like whatever happened to be between Maddie and I like I don't want to believe that she would turn on me again He's like oh my god. Why is she talking to me? So so now Maddie's heading out. She's trying to head out to go hang out with Trevor real quick and Joe's like Where are you going? Where are you gonna go? Like, who are you meeting up with? And she goes, I'm meeting up with Trevor real quick at the cocktail club. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, but like, first of all, isn't it funny

that someone was so unoriginal that they named their club the cocktail club? Also, you're so you're going to Trevor with the cocktail club? And he's just, yeah. Okay, be careful with them. Oh, and he's like, yeah, okay, be careful with them. Oh, so she, so she's saying, right, a Joe and he's like, just be careful with him. You know, and he's like, how did this happen?

How did this hop on? I think I just went it till long. So I can make a move and I'm wearing a doctor's outfit and I feel like a clown and she cracks up. And he's like, just like be careful. Did not you crushed it the way you held that fun. That was amazing. So then we'll give Joe a drink to be like, Hey, man. And then they showed his random very long shot of Emma in the kitchen, just

eating a piece of cake. I mean, I should say she just eating, it's like B roll of her just eating a cake like, well, surely this will not be on the show I mean nothing's happening. I'm just like the slice of cake. Well no one's looking at me So Will and Joe have a talk and will say come on man. You can't cry about it shoot your shot, bro So then we go over to bourbon and bubbles and no no no, because Joe because Joe's you know Joe does this whole thing about like for the first time ever I'm afraid to shoot my shot And we'll saying like you got to follow your heart and then we see Maddie going off with Trevor and Maddie is like

She gets into a bike taxi that Trevor is driving She's not like they get into like a little cute bike and by bike taxi I mean like there's a bike and there's like a little wagon attached It's almost like a rickshaw. It's like it's like or like a handsome cab except it's like except in this case Trevor bike. Yeah Like they're not even together. So this is what he does which is fine, which is fine But like you know, they're really they're really trying I'm just saying I don't know I don't

know about this well they're acting like this prince came in and stole Cinderella and they cut out and he's like yeah he want to go somewhere it's like the dude's like farting on you as he drives you know so then we go to bourbon and bubbles and grace is like, Oh my God ladies, you look amazing. Coming to bourbon and bubbles. God, I make them feel special. God, I made them feel special. So Emmy is like, hey, I closed down the table that was 1800, we're eating good tonight.

I'm at ease like, well, listen, we have people that need a table. So we need seven people. Is that cool? Grace, is that cool? She's like, yeah, it's come on after. Just walk on up. She goes, okay, I'm gonna walk on up

and I've got seven people for a table. Okay, sounds great. Just come on up. So she's like, hey, I'm here for Grace. They're like, a gracesome here. She's gone. I just got off the phone with her and I said I was walking up. And he goes, yeah, we've heard nothing about that. Grace is here. Yeah, Grace on that phone

call never indicated that she wasn't there. So now it's the next day. It's just like this really quick but pivotal scene. And so now it's the next day. And the girls are hanging out pool sides like Emmy and Lucia. And so Grace shows up. She's like, wee-hoo, hello beautiful women. And then she'd like walks up and she starts twerking. This is like the thing that is a flicking bravo these days. Probably society at large,

which is like very stiff white girls trying to say that they can work. So she goes, booty, booty. I have this cute little birthmark. It looks like a strawberry, but it also kind of looks like South Carolina. You know what I'm saying?

So then Maddie comes in and Emmys like, yeah, yesterday was a real long fucking day. And Grace says, yeah, well, love is calling. Hot queen, hot queen, hey, queen, I'm with Maddie Luccia, the pool. And I was like, um, yeah, well, Maddie told me that you left early and they brought people down to like a bobbles and boots and bubbles and whiskies. So like, what was that about? She's like, you know what? I had such a huge migraine on account of all the soul searching.

God, I was searching for my soul and I banged my head right up in the middle of the personal wall. God, it hurts. So, you know, it was hard. and I banged my head right up in the middle of the interpersonal wall. God, it hurts. So, you know, it was hard. I was searching for myself so hard I hit my head real hard, and I couldn't even fight a hole. You know, that I was so searching and whole search,

and it's a lot of searching. You know, when they say you hit an emotional wall, I hit an emotional wall on my head. It was hurting so bad. God, having a genetic explosion, I had one of the problems of very thin skull. Yes, so I wasn't in the proper headspace to make a proper sale. So I thought it was important for me to get some sleep.

And love us like, okay, let's like have a chat because like, I don't like employees being in the business of other employees. So this kind of a riddle. So if you figure out what that means, come to my office at some point. Bye. Something Grace goes, there's hang up and Grace is like, God, I'm a little confused. Like, why did you tell Leva that I wasn't there? I mean, I wish you could have told me like, hey, you need to come back now. I don't care where you are. I don't care where you're driving.

I don't care what kind of migraine that you're suffering from because you work so hard. You got a migraine from it. It's just not a good look that you're not here. Why couldn't you do that for me? Maddie's like, um, you do have problems from your past like, you know, having commitment or like showing up or addition or, you know, like keeping your eyelashes on, you know, and like you even like make sure you're not coughing out. And like that you're not using excuses. You know what I mean? Like you need to like follow through with things. And Grace is all mad. She's like, oh my, my tensions are never to be negative. They are always pure. And that's why I'm having a problem with this right now. Yeah, but like I want to know that when I walk seven ugly people up

there that I haven't just wasted my time with seven ugly people all you have to do is be there and smiling. You're like all you have to do is follow through and now graces crunches like it's just so hard for me to make people happy it's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not fair. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not fair. Hashtag. It's fair, Hashtag. It's tag-dang, Liz. Hashtag, not fair, Bob. And that was actually the end. That was the cliffhanger. A little gray.

Wow. I found out how to make people happy when you try so hard. When you're so searching, not at work. Those seven homely ladies didn't even have anybody to compliment their I jams So so funny. Oh my god. I hope you know what a piece of crap man I can't wait to watch this for 10 years. I know I hope you'll give it a fair shot because It's it's ridiculous. It's a good ridiculous show. And I think we need a ridiculous, ridiculous show. Yeah. Well, I liked it. Hope y'all check it out. We will be back later this week with some

below-deck adventure, some below-deck other kind of below-decks and below-deck serial, you know, which is a below-deck that takes place in the serial bowl. Below-deck republic. Wow, that's serial bowl. Hello, Deck Republic. Wow, that's a good one. Hello, Deck and Bobbles. Um, so thank you so much for being here, everybody. We'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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