Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: Accentuate the Positive

Episode Date: December 12, 2020

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We'll find a little play on words there. Yes, it is. And we got a little recap about how last episode was like, you know, coming of coronavirus, et cetera. And it like, you know, the climax was that Austin has tested positive. But like, how everything is different in Charleston. And we know this because we get a serious version of the theme song where it's like, times have changed.

Don't you know, don't you know. But then it kicks up into gear and it is amazing to me how this song can just consistently shade people. No matter what's going on. Yeah. Like they can make it shady no matter what. So it's like Catherine tried to hide behind her ignorance of the present. Talks of change, don't you know? And while Pringle settled into his life, he's a regular

bousa. Yeah, because it's like, oh wait, we don't have have to be the song doesn't have to be serious anymore We're talking about John Pringle. Okay, bow bow bow and then Shep has been playing house with Taylor He's got more honey Honey, honey, babe I cook it so they just accused him of cheating Yeah

and And we also get to see that South Carolina governor got me like oh Selfie stores get well then close where Yeah, and then meanwhile I was ready to get my business back on track and Madison was starting to think it was time to cut Austin Just a regular job. Oh Shady ass song get some every single time every time I'm gonna get a job, blah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA people realize the statue needs to come down and now it is coming down. Never in my lifetime did I think I'd see that coming down and I'm a Charles Stoney and so, yes, the statue is being removed.

So Leva and her sister Mona sit on a blanket nearby in the park to watch and Mona is talking about how this is the year when people have finally had to wake up and learn what's going on and Leva's like yeah, cuz I don't want this monster Calhoun's staring down at my son on the street, you know It's like a cool. This is a cool moment. It's a big moment, you know This is they're having like a really Thoughtful introspective moment about like like yeah, I don't want this monster looking at my son and then immediately it cussed The Ravenel bridge and I was like well Can take down one but there's there's a whole bridge still there.

Yeah, keep on going as we say on this show, once you start cleaning that house, don't just start the living room, keep the back and go. So then we go to Pringle who's taking his kids to the park just to make his chubby kid feel bad. You know, I was totally triggered because this is me in the park with my dad. He's like, hey, isn't it fun? We're in the park and we just throw a ball.

He knows I'm not going to catch a damn ball. It hits me in the head or, you know, just goes somewhere else and he goes, awww. Yeah, they're playing football and then he goes, hey, so you guys want to go to the battery or something like that? You want to see where grumpy grew up? I hear that he has a house in the battery. Are you the pringle from the battery? I'd like to go on that tour, please. Yeah, you're going to be quizzed about this by Patricia at some point.

So you need to know the layout. And one of them's like, that's boring. And he goes, yeah, but I thought you'd like going down there. It's boring. And he's like, well, my family goes back eight generations and I'm sure down the line that did some terrible shit. And I don't know if my ancestors or somebody down the line owned slaves or not. I don't know, they did.

I'm just gonna say right now they did. You're, they did. They did. You're wealthy. You have a wealthy. They did the battery. Yes, they did. They did, okay.

Did the Pringle family own slaves That'll be real easy At the time of her death she owned not only real estate, but at least 19 slaves and a house on the battery Rachel Pringle pole green. I was in the 1700s. Anyway, the point is yeah, get enough googling. Yes Yeah, it's called ancestry.com. It's pretty easy. But, um, but he says, you know, whatever your legacy is in the past, it's not your legacy now and it doesn't have to be your children's legacy,

which is true, but, um, you know, it's always good to, you know, like, no, it's good to like, uh, to know, to know what your legacy is. So then back to Leva, she's like, you know, when you have all these old names, like everybody here does, you know, there's so much wealth, but there's also a huge history of slavery. I mean, is sheff responsible for what his history maybe? I don't know if that is his history, but if it is, is he responsible? No. But, you know, like, how are you at peace with that? You know, how do you make peace with that? Yeah. And her sister is like, yeah, well, people are in educated and I'm sure they're hearing about it now. If they didn't know, I'm sure

they're they're hearing about it. Right. And Leva is just saying that the silence in the South is deafening, but she expects it. And she's been feeling really distant from the group. And she hasn't heard from anyone except for Danny. And the only reason why Danny calls her is just to find out like what about Catherine basically she'd be Danny's basically using love it and send messages to Catherine. So yeah. Yeah, that's hard to say because this group is so new with Leba, you know, like we would see her around her as a friend with Cameron, but we wouldn't see her, you know, I don't know like

there's not anything in stuff with the guys or whatever. Yeah. So then we go to Shep and he calls up Pringle and he's like, gosh, I'm negative. Put everyone else is positive. Taylor, Natalie, Craig, little Craig, big Craig, Craig's family, everyone. So Craig is staying Craig and Natalie are letting Taylor stay with them because chef doesn't want to be around her because she's positive, which makes sense, you know. And Pringle is telling us that he is still going to be going for Madison because without a promise ring, I'm not going to stop. COVID has only made me horny, baby.

Yeah, okay. So normally, I mean, I think it's kind of, I think it's kind of smarty, but then again, I mean, it's Austin, right, that he's going up again. So in a sense, I'm sort of like, ah, maybe I'm starting to understand it. There's just something about the hierarchy of guys, right? Now, there's just one that they always pick on.

It was Craig for a long time and then Austin came on and it became Austin. Like, Shep fucked with him and tried to take the girls he liked and now you've got Pringle. It's just like, they just pick one. They're like, I can beat that one. So I'm gonna just beat him for fun. Well, he's, Austin is easily beatable.

I mean, Pringle, he's like he's tall. He's a good looking guy. He like works in finance. He sort of just no, he sort of has the swagger. It's not even big dick swagger. It's almost like rich family that don't know if they own slaves swagger, you know? And you know, I think when you I think he's just

he's just applying it as usual, you know, and Austin doesn't have any of that. Yeah. So then we go back to Leva and they see the statue, then try to get down the statue, and she's like, can you imagine how much effort that took to get up there? I mean, my God. Yeah. That's a lot. And she's like, they really wanted it there. They put a lot of effort into that fucker being up there. And she's like, you know, you've got Catherine, who if she's living in white privilege,

she just doesn't even care. Welcome to Charleston. Don't you know, don't you know. Oh, not my cue, okay. And she's a record lot better. All right, that's better. That's right. So then we see Catherine driving her, we're speaking of,

here's Catherine driving her Mercedes to Craig's rental home to drop off groceries for the positive group. And it's been five days since they tested positive. And so Craig's in a mask and Catherine's in a mask and everything. And they like resolved to talk through the windows. They have to do this whole thing

where like he has to put in his like his headphones. They basically have like, they're both mic'd up, but they have to speak on the phone with each other. It's basically when we do our bonus episode in an airport, that's what they're doing. Yeah. And he's like, well, you got me a candle. I'm like, yeah, when I think of Corona,

I think of smells. And I thought, if they're living in there together with viruses, they need candles, because it's probably smelly actually not to them. Yeah I said do you know what the symptoms of coronavirus are? Okay, you can't smell and you cough a lot so don't do something that smells like something and then create smoke. Yeah So one of the best natural tests for corona is just a fart

One of the best natural tests for Corona is just a fart. That lasts. That lasts. But actually, they have their scent back, so that's pretty good. And he's like, I feel weird that I was positive. I feel dirty about it. I was like, seven seasons of this show, and this is the thing that makes you feel dirty? Good point. So, Craig's like, yeah, I get dizzy, but I didn't get dizzy. pretty good point. So it

cracks like yeah I get dizzy but like you know like I've been get dizzy today. So I don't know I have two girls quarantine angels with me and fortunately I'm still working on zoom. So I'm pretty lucky. And she's like oh yeah congratulations on

H Sian. Thanks. I'm really excited although I got to I I gotta cover up the giant hole I made in my wall before my broadcasts. So he's gotta make a home set to do her thing. And she's like, yeah, I, you know, I've personally got an office social media for a little while. He's like, oh, because of what happened

with happened with those texts. Yeah, she's like, she's like, it was genuinely a mistake, arm, that had nothing to do with race, politics, nothing. Except that part where you said, stop using your race. You're an already claim. And Craig, oh, by the way, for anyone who was worried that she did something racist, great news. I personally know that you're not racist. So there you have it. Correct. Personally knows that she's not racist.

So she's not rated. But I saw them that way. But I saw that and I know I was like, that's not good. And she's like, but yeah, but it's just more, just what can I do? And he's like, yeah, well, it's not good enough to just sit there anymore and say, like,

I don't know what to do. Catherine, one thing you could do is maybe go to the statue thing and like, maybe speak up about racism in your family and just an hour. I hear a city just organized that you could do. Like, you didn't even have to organize it. Just go. Literally, she even says she's like, well, Leva has been real vocal about the statue.

And I just want advice from her, but you should ask her at the tearing down of the statue and the part that's going on right now. Yeah, or read one of the thousands of think pieces that were on the internet in June. I mean, all the time to be honest, but especially in June, like you just have to turn on the internet and like go to the Atlantic or something and read some like, Tahini'sie codes or something,

like just read anything, anything. Honestly, read like a bazooka Joe rapper and read some like to Hany C. Cotes or something like just read anything anything Honestly read it read like a bazooka Joe rapper and you would probably learn something about what to do Yeah, she's anything and he's like basically do anything, you know people I think it's better to do something and get criticism than not do anything, you know Yeah, and so of course he says it in the Craig way, which is like well just do better and maybe you know what you need Probably a pillow with a crab on it. Craig, the model of initiative.

So, so then the statue is coming down. Everyone's cheering. That's really cool. And then we go to Austin. It's seven days since I tested positive, OK? Seven days and Taylor's making sausage balls over at Craig's house. This is just singing right now.

And Shep is telling us that he's tested negative again. Count them for Thomas Clarks. Let me go over to Madison's house and she's putting out some food because Venita's coming over. Yeah, so they're wearing masks and they both have no symptoms and they're both negatives, they remove their masks. And Venita is talking about how she's influencing

full-time since she has no work. By the way, Venita is so gorgeous, it is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. Wow. And she, Madison starts talking about how she wants to reopen her salon, her salon, but she had to shut it down again because of all stand. Yeah, this part's a little weird. So she's like, well, we've been shut down for two months and we're opening again, but then I sleep with Austin and it gets to be shit.

So we had shut it down again because I want to protect my clients and my partner and I don't want to affect anyway. I'm especially Hudson and he had to go stay with my ex and she's all mad But why are you why are you hooking up with Austin when you know he's been going out? That's true to drink that's like that's true to lady. That's a very good point. That's a very good point I she should have been like done done so you know so then she's like well His behavior during the shutdown was heavy on the drinking and playing video games and fact didn't work for me

Yeah, she says she's and she's like those boss thought they would never get ever ever ever never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it So now we go over to chef's house and chef is face-time with Craig and Austin in the world's most high quality zoom of all time I I have to believe that there's work There were like production cameras on top of their laptops because I just never had resolution that good and that's of course what I was focused on in this scene. Yeah that was definitely not their matte camera. Not very least they put on a decent large check. That was beautiful. So, Shep is FaceTiming and he's like, oh gosh, I have a huge picture of a grown man in a robe right now. Is this the right Austin? Oh, gosh, what is this?

And the Whitney comes on an porn stash. Yeah. And he's like, it was a full-town homes, but I trimmed it. Someone in our Facebook group said, I know this must be the quarantine, but I thought when I saw Whitney with the mustache, I thought it was really hot. And in my mind, I was literally thinking to myself, was Whitney on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

wearing a mustache? I was like, it took me like a solid 10 seconds or a real, oh yeah, Whitney, it's not there, it's not. So then Austin is like, is that your, they're just teasing each other,? Is that your big share? Making the salt yourself like you master bed into your chair and just sit on it and zoom. No.

Greg's like, can you believe Austin got COVID when he goes karma man? And stuff's like, oh, you know what? Like, I looked at me and it was like, give me the fuck out of this body. Like COVID won't even come into me. Not inaccurate. I think that was, you know, COVID does have to figure out how it's gonna survive, you know?

Yeah, COVID has standards. So Austin's like, yeah, well, it's weird to be part of a statistic. I'm like, shit, I'm one of them. It's talking about unemployed or is he talking about the being positive? Yeah, he's like, for four days, I didn't move for my couch. Like four days, you need to add some years to that. I know, for about four seasons of this show. Um, so he, he tells him that Madison was so mad at him and then we cut to Madison going you fucking So good

So things not going well with her so then we cut to back to her talking to Venita and she tells her she's so pissed at him and Venita's like so are you officially done with him? I know it's not my business, but are you? And she's like, well, there's been a lot of talk in LAXION and he's very lazy. I'm like, yeah, you knew that going into the relationship, Madison, please. Yeah, it's like it's like driving a Prius and then being mad that your car has a battery and like you went to the lot and you picked it out. She's like, I Maryann, and having kids in five years, and I just can't make someone be ready. He's wasting time, or maybe I'm the one wasting time.

Mama, what do you have to say about it? I was born to eat corn! But for corn! For cornies! Yeah, and then he was like, yeah, change is good. I think change might spark things. I guess what I'm trying to say is You really need to move on from Austin. Please. Please move on from Austin. Yeah, I imagine as her friend She said this like multiple times already. So it's just like, okay, just leave Misses

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and they're talking about Madison. And Craig's like, wow, our lives just don't get less dramatic no matter what's going on. Yeah. And then chef is like, yeah, gosh, tell her to not like that. I pushed her away. Did she? Oh, um, and Craig, Craig's like, yeah, she said, I wish chef would just come over and go through this with me and please stop trying to carve a hole into the wall with a butter knife Craig don't stop Craig stop. Yeah and Craig's like well Whitney

Wilma's the last time you had Zax and he's like I haven't. Wait for it. I haven't gone this long since summer camp. So, now we see Leva and her son, Water and Flowers, and then Pringle's driving his kids around and his kids in the back. You're typical! You're typical! That was the best kid seen ever.

You're typical! No, you're typical. You're more typical than me. I'm just hearing Tina Turner. I want to see better reaction. Typical male, great song. Look at that. Little boys basically. It's like the little boy version of calling each other a basic bitch. I was cracking up. It's so typical. It's a typical situation and a typical time. So Craig, Craig and Taylor symptoms are going away, which is great. That's always great. And Austin's waiting for him to retest.

It's insane right now. The wait. And then we see Danny driving and she said that she avoided COVID and she's gonna go to SHAP because Lucy is driving her nuts. So this way Lucy and little Craig can go play. Yeah. So she goes over to his house and sits on the patio and he talks to her through the door and they're, you know, doing the iPhone talk to and he's like, he still doesn't get why he

doesn't have it. And then he says that Taylor's super mad at him because he won't go be with her. And he's like, Taylor had a fit, like a little kid having a lollipop taking away at the county fair. Yeah, give me a break. I'm like, or maybe she was like scared out of her mind. And this is just what her fear like presented itself as cause your girlfriend got diagnosed like a virus that is stirring a lot of the country right now.

Maybe it was that. And Danny in fact says, have you thought about why she acted that way maybe? And he's like, mm-hmm. She misses me. I'm like, oh, no. I like how he turns it about it. I'm like, I don't think it's as much about she misses you.

I think that she's like, maybe she wants some empathy from you or sympathy. Yeah, something. Maybe she didn't meet you to stand there and scream, do you have kudis? Yeah. You don't come near me. So Danny's like, well, have you heard from Catherine?

Because when that shit was like going down, she never responded. And then love it tells me she's like blowing her out. Okay, Danny. I don't know what's going on with Danny. She's always had one Botox eye that kind of blinks differently than the other eye, which we're used to on Bravo. But now one eye is going fully crazy, like the Chuck E. Cheese has like short-circuited in the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant. One eye is just blinking really fast, and her voice is really wavery. Yeah, she's shaky voice the entire episode. Maybe it's because little Craig P. Donner, I don't know.

So, Shep is like, well, maybe you haven't heard from her because she's embarrassed, which I don't believe because again, Catherine has been in a lot of embarrassing situations. So he's like, oh, well, you know, Catherine, she can be sweet or she can be a terror. Like all women ride. Am I right? Am I right? But that's not new. I don't know why.

I don't know why Danny is like, what the heck? Like why is she, why is she worth, like she knew this. And Danny's like, well, she doesn't even know Leva and I'm not done, you know, she have stopped trying to talk me down because I'm not done. I'm not done. I've hit the point where I have been taking advantage of. That's how I feel. And he's like, well, she might have to show a little elbow grease to be friends again

with you. That's for Gauley darn sure cars. I mean, chef is right. I mean, how many times Danny have to be in the situation before she realizes that her friendship with Catherine is a little uneven? Well, don't wear a welcome hat on your, don't wear a welcome t-shirt and expect people not

to wipe their feet on you. There we go. So chefs like, well, don't force it because you know Catherine, and when she's back into a corner She gets really crazy and they did not show the footage of her going So then we got a cat in the house did you notice this that they showed photos family, and Kinsey's face had to be blurred out? Do you know what that's all about? Oh no, I don't know. I know that they're...

He's trying to get custody again, supposedly. This is what I hear from Sishal Nadia, that famous housewife. But it sounds like he's trying to get custody again, because he's got this new lady that he got pregnant and is trying to change states. He's trying to move away with her. So he's calling Catherine a drug addict and saying that his kids were born with fetal alcohol syndrome and trying to get custody again. So I don't know if that was something legal or what. I can still a fucking train rack over there. Maybe he sent some sort of injunction to Bravo

or whatever. Who knows? So, but I just noticed that. I just seem strange because, you know, we've seen Kinsey many times. So it was weird that she suddenly was blurred out. So Catherine calls Leva and, you know, and they basically decide they're going to FaceTime. So they get on FaceTime and Leva's like, this is weird. And she's like, um, so I didn't really mean anything racist or political. I just did something racist in the context of a political rally that I was defending. Oh my god. Yeah, but Catherine, when I saw that, that really hit some nerves because I see you as an intelligent woman and I saw that emoji and got upset, you know. And then the way you spoke to her is a black woman. And then you said, don't use your minority claim.

You know, I'm a minority and my family is a minority and the things that I've seen make me think I'm good without this friendship. It's like, damn, Leva is good. She just put Leva owns restaurants because she can just put shit right on the table. She really can. She really, Leva is fantastic. And then she tells her, she's like, and's a good, it's a level owns restaurants because she can just put shit right on the table. She really can. She really, love is fantastic. And then she tells her,

she's like, and by the way, it's not the responsibility of someone who's African-American or a person of color to walk white America through every conversation with a race, okay? So like,

I'm not here to coddle her. You know, she's not a kitten up in a tree. I mean, she's right. I mean, Catherine's, you know, she's not like 12 up in a tree. I mean, she's right. I mean, Catherine's, she's not like 12 years old. She shouldn't know. Yeah, and Catherine's like, well, I have one thing so I'm racist, but I'm not.

So I just, and she goes, you know what? None of us can control what people think, but I spoke with Danny and she said you didn't even reach out to her. So I guess basically saying, because it was like kind of a weird switch, but I guess she's just saying, you know, people Can't control whether or not you're a good person, but you can at least be nice to the friends you have, you know, I mean she basically, but I did reach out and I have all the messages

Yeah And so Basically leathers like, you know, she's seeing decision after decision, where she's like, Catherine, come on. And like, I'm not an old enough friend to like be able to defend what you said, but you should probably fix things with Danny because she's pretty much all that you have left at this point. So bye.

Yeah. So then we go to Whitney and Michael, I put wit and mic. I was like, what show am I watching? Whitney and Michael are making greens greens and beet greens super food Shake or whatever Whitney. I think you forgot and then pull it in the greedy and It's vodka gender vodka. She's like vodka. Oh No vodka's okay. I stole it from a house down by the battery

because I know no one was laying it. I also got some tubes of odd little chips. Ha ha ha ha. I wonder who these were named after, but there resembles a certain fixture I've seen on a house down by the battery. So then, Chef and Buffego get a protein shake. It's time for the battery. So then, Chef and Buffa Gogat, protein shake, it's very shaky this episode.

It's very liquid, drink your liquids. A lot of liquids. So Austin got a negative test. Craig is moving the stuff around for this set. Every like between scene is the start of a new episode. Yeah, every beginning of the scene is like, okay, here's what they're doing today. And Taylor's like, were you just moving furniture?

He's like, yeah, I'm out of breath though. Oddly enough, that was actually filmed two years ago. So I don't know what that had to do with COVID. But then he's getting ready for a home shopping network and they're all negative now, which is great. And so Craig is practicing for his big moment on TV and he's like, hey, what's up, y'all? I'm Craig from Sewing Down South. Thank you for inviting me in your house.

I'm terribly excited. No, I'm really excited because pillows are like square and I can sew them. And when I was sad, I was like, what's my favorite shape? And it was a square. And I thought, what if I made a square with cloth and make like a square sandwich and put some like fluff in there? And I was like, it's a pillow. And so I said, I want to make those so I made them. Yeah. Like, you know what, Taylor? You didn't even know me back when everyone thought this is so crazy and stupid. And then we see the clip back.

It's everyone like, pillow, Fred, listen, you son. People just driving by on the street for a Diet Coke can't understand. What's wrong with my sewing? God, Naomi, you sit home and you saw. What's wrong with my sewing? So Taylor's saying that she's not sure.

If she's gonna go back to Shepp because she really did not like his response to her positive diagnosis. And so, and Craig tells us that basically Taylor needs affection and attention. And if Shepp can't see that, he's going to be alone. And I'm like, well, it's Shepp. So of course, you won't see it. And he will be alone.

So then we go over to the Bratton cage where Pringle and Madison are going to introduce their kids to each other. And Taylor's like, um, who's Taylor? I don't know. Taylor, Dan. I don't know. Someone said, I guess Pringle, I'm calling every white guy on Bravo Taylor. Well, Taylor, it feels like half the people on this show could be called Taylor. I will say, I really did not like that the woman working at the batting cage wasn't wearing a mask. She went and like gave them like temperature checks and was like, we've got sanitizer here. I'm like, lady, where's your mask? We're a mask. So they go, the kids meet and one of them's like, I saw you on Instagram and he's like, well, this is very important if you want to date somebody. some mom, you have to see if the kids are compatible.

And then when do the kids go? Do you play row blocks? Because I've been playing an all friend to you. You're the cutest after. It's true. Also, I thought it was funny that he said that Pringle was calling it a play date date. I'm like, does Madison know that she's on a date?

Or does she think it's just a play date? And I was like, there's just something so predatory about him that he's like trying to be like Loki about, but not Loki about that. I just, I'm still like very mixed on if I, if I'm like grossed out by it, or do I like admire his confidence? And I don't really know where I land on it at this point. Well, he's a slime bag, but he's told her flat out that he likes her.

Yeah, and a certain way of kind. And he's coming for her. And she's showing up to introduce the kids. So I'm guessing he thinks she likes her too, or she likes him too. Yeah. So they flared a lot. She's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm better than you are.

Yeah. And she's like, I like someone who has kids too, and the six-packed, didn't go on notice. I think it's great. He brought beer to a children's event. And he's like, you look great, Powerlifts. Oh, God, I'm sweating through these shirts. I'm like, you never miss a boy.

Yeah. He starts like coughing, just like writing. Like coughing without a mask on these days is sort of a trigger for at least for me But I think for a lot of people's he's just sitting there like coughing one like half their friend group just got COVID I don't know how she wasn't freaking out at that point Yeah, but she wasn't and he's like well I'm obviously I'm very interested in you your attractive and you're cool. You're cool too I want to make this all about your You're attractive and you're cool. You're cool too. Yeah, I want to make this all about your looks, but

Ha and you're cool, too So I produced just like so what kind of guy do you think Madison would be attracted to is like um six to Trimbeard likes flannel named after a potato chip grandpa has a house in the battery. Oh really? So you admit it now, don't you don't you? a house in the battery. Oh really? So you admit it now, don't you? Don't you? So he's like, so what is up with you and Austin? Are you guys waffled? And she's like, well, it's been two years. And I'm torn, but I just can't see him. I mean, a day, I do know. So at this point, he's like, well, you're a catch. You're a catch. And I'm not just saying that because we're in a bad engage. Okay. And you're standing literally in the catcher's

position behind your son who's at the plate. Hey, let's just date we're both swingers at this point. So now is the day of the home shopping network broadcast and hot Jerry is there to help out Craig. And he's excited because this is my chance to present to the big leagues. If you mess up in the big leagues, then sometimes you can't go back to the big leagues. And so the host is like, and now for the first time, it is Craig. How are you Craig?

Yeah. I'm good. Thanks. Then we go over to Pat and Whitney who are sitting on the couch watching. Yeah. I'm good. Thanks. Then we go over to Pat and Whitney who are sitting on the couch watching. Yeah. And she's like, yeah. And when he goes, he has surprisingly decent camera presence. I'm like, Whitney, you created this show and cast him. You know this. I know, but look at all the people that come on these shows and they're so good on these shows. And then they get to

do a bravo commercial And they're like and then a new film is coming up this year. It is going to be amazing. Yeah hustle so She's like I think I think he loves what he does and he's into it, which is exciting And of course when I say about loves what he does, I mean, standing. He's into standing right now. Craig's like, well, what happened was I needed an outlet for my creative process. And first it was murdering walls, but then that got expensive. So I thought there's got to be something I can sell. So I thought squares.

Squares are something I can sell. I asked my favorite shape, you know, I also my favorite game show. So you guys have a HSN show down mom. Yeah, but hands is exclusively pillows. I don't consider credit competition in any way, in any shape, in any martini. Wait, I'm sorry, That's just my drink. Oh We was the new drink that she's super into right now I don't know I forgot what it was it was like a something sour. It was like a you know I'm a red a sour. It wasn't an I'm right. It was something

Bourbon sour my deal is for high-end home goods I'll have pillows in my line, but they're totally different from crags first of all they're made Second of all my pillows are unique and in the luxury category and crags pillows are Affordable Well, I have a question crag back of the day What was my nickname? If you really know me Craig, you're going to know my nickname. Okay, they said this to you in an email before we started shooting Craig.

So what is my nickname? I'm blowing something Craig. I'm blowing something. Craig, this is part of the pre-production notes. It was our scripted banter Craig. Can you do this? What am I known for? Crazy lady.

No, Craig, I'm blowing something. You're a... I think that's about your past. No, Craig, I'm blowing, I'm blowing something. You know when you're in coronavirus, you have to stick to four or five people and those people are called your... Uh, Taylor. No, but with them those people are called your... Uh... Taylor.

No, but with them they are called the... People you go out to bars with without masks? No, the opposite. You stay inside with your... I'm tired. Just tell me. It's like it's bubbling Bobby! I'm bubbling Bobby! Yeah, that's me! That's me! I don't know why I felt the need to force you to... to answer that question on a

Program about selling your pillows, but now it's out there. I'm bubbling Bobby everyone That was so awkward. I wonder if Bobby's still working there someone somewhere had to be like oh my god Fucking Bobby. No one cares what you nickname was get her off get her off I feel like she was trying to settle a bet with someone off camera Like I am known as bubbling Bobby. I am I'm gonna prove it I'm gonna go on TV and I'm gonna ask someone in a totally unscripted moment They are gonna valeday that I was totally known as bubbling Bobby and then like Craig just totally ruined it for her Should we call Craig and congratulate him? Whitney's like, no.

I really love the groove that Whitney has settled into. No, he's not all about RenoB anymore. He's just sitting there on the sidelines with his mom, just like making fun of the other people on his cast. Like we are doing. Yeah. So it's over now. So Craig's like, I've hit Latin Marked Gevens in my life and presenting on HSN is one of them. So they have champagne

and he holds it over the couch and then tries to pop it where everything sprays out, but he doesn't and he's actually disappointed. Yeah, he's disappointed disappointed he didn't ruin his sectional. So now we go to Love Us House and Danny comes over and she's like oh my god this is like Pinterest worthy. And she's just she's like I'm so excited to have a human contact right now and I'm having more human contact later but I'm not looking forward to it. if you know what I mean. It's like, yes, Danny, we get it. You don't want to go talk to Katherine right now. Love says that she talked to Katherine and she's like, yeah, and then it went from the emoji to,

you've been MIA on Danny, okay? And I said, if you don't fix this relationship, you are going to be alone. Yeah. I was like, wait a stir it. And then she's like, but would she have reached out to me if you hadn't told her to? I don't think so. I don't know why I'm so nervous. Just talking to you. Love up. I don't even have to confront you about anything. And she's like, uh, you're a doormat. Okay. So it's like you were basically the host and she sucked me dry. I guess. And you know, she doesn't have a husband or a mom and you gave her more than more support than you haven't you. And she's like, she just doesn't know how to be a good friend. And I'm saying that as a person with a one I close right now for no reason. Danny, if she doesn't

know how to be a good friend, then why are you chasing this friendship, move forward, you're better than it. And she's just gonna flip it back on me. And then she just blinks really weirdly. And then we go over to Madison's and she's pouring some wine in Austin calls and he's like, I'm negative now. How about I have a glass of wine with you? I'm in the neighborhood, the old classic. I'm in the neighborhood. The old classic. I'm in the neighborhood.

Yeah. And did you notice all the recent calls were erased from her phone? Like this girl's tricky. Did not, did not notice that, but I like it. You noticed it. I've never even thought of doing that. Madison's very tricky.

She's tricky. I want to see like Madison's private life where she's not doing off the shelf. It's probably a burner phone. That's why a burner iPhone, a Hannah burner phone. It's like the fan fused for that. Right, right. So Austin comes over, speaking of Hannah, Austin comes over, because Austin

hit on Hannah on Summer House. And he's like, it's nice and cold in here. It's cold. It's insane how cold it is in here. Freezing at mouth. mouth freezing right now. I'm glad your negative. Your beard looks nice. You look healthy. You're not swollen. I'm sorry that we've made you deserve that. So you want to go around the room and say something nice about everyone. That

was some humor like John Pringle. So I guess what I have to say. I've had this conversation for two years too long. Why do you keep fucking up, I was saying. He's like, oh, I don't think that's fair. And I think that it's like, hey, not in the math this is fair. But I expect you to do the right thing. And then you win a man with your mullet. Uh, uh, Madison.

Madison, it is not what I'm doing. I would spend the night, I would spend, I would spend the night here, four to five nights during the week, and then you come to my house once, maybe twice, that's not compromised. I'm like, so you're saying that you were like, basically being unambitious and sleeping in and then not being safe with your protocols because she wasn't

spending enough time and her you're very un... No, and he's just changing the whole... He's trying to change what the fight is about because he has nothing to say. She's like, you're responsible and you're doing nothing with your life. He's like, put you in a spon the night at my house! Yeah, which is... It doesn't make sense. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

No, it doesn't track what she... was sorry, go ahead. No, I can say it doesn't track what she, what he says versus what she says. Yeah, he's just trying to change the subject. And she's like, well, we're two people on two different payers. I've been trying to build my career. And he's like, and you know what? That's just you wanting to see that I'm not doing anything. It's just what you want to see Madison.

You have no work ethic. Do I want to have a six five grown ass man on my back treading water for the rest of my life? And then she starts crying. She's like, damn, that was a good insult. I can't, I can't up a cry. Yeah, I'm so like, listen, I don't want to fight. I've got some hard to make this work.

And sometimes you just hit a wall all the time. You can't move past it. And that's a fucking shame, because I want to be with you, okay? And then I just hit a wall and I realized you are not born for corn It's insane. I love corn the cob It's insane. You take it with that knife and you cut all the kernels off you cut the kernels off You're not born for corn if you were cut all the kernels off. You cut the kernels off the corn! You're not

born for corn if you were cut out the kernels off. I love you so much of hearts give me another chance my 53rd chance give me another chance that is not an option. There's a man named Pringle in town okay his name is Pringle I have to at least try that. Yeah, this was so cold. So she's she's crying right and she's like, I wish he's the best and I regret nothing, but you're not born for corn. Man, with that being said, go home. Thank you for coming. She just totally dismisses him like it's a job interview. And I and I think just approved that she was right because you know, sometimes you have those regrets like, oh my god, is this it? Did I do the right thing?

The sky's so sweet. Just a proof that she's right. He's chugged the glass of wine and then leaves. Like that. Yes. So a it's so alcohol-y and be it's so cheap. It is just leave. So now we go to Danny's, Danny's place and she's sitting there

on Leva calls and she's like, how did it go? And Danny's like, she's not here yet. Which I thought was so funny that gathered is so late that Leva thinks she's doing the post-game report and hasn't even started yet. Yes. And then we see Katherine calling her a 30-minute spire. Like, I'm on my way, which is

so counter-enthusiastic. It's like 30 minutes later, she gets there. So Catherine finally comes and she's driving and just Catherine way, like her foot is on the seat of the car and her phones in the other hand. Yeah. So she comes over

and it's like, Hey, I made it look like I've broken heel. Yeah. This is my life right now. And she's like, Oh, well, you look like you're looking like you're just worked out or something. She's like, well, I'm always wearing workout. You're to give off the impression that I'm working on my body. And that about ends their pleasant conversation. And then it goes into Catherine me like what's going on man? But I keep hearing y'all are saying I haven't tried to get in touch with you guys and she's like cat I've been reaching out for why do I am out? Well, I got a message when they don't happen I was going through all of it. Just exactly Catherine.

I reached out because I was concerned. And I did end up responding recently. But how many times did Danny call her? Because she made it sound like she called her over and over. And now it's just that one time. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

But Catherine's like, I haven't talked to you and you don't respond. So what do you want me to do? And there's like, did you just give me an eye roll? Catherine's like, if my face did that, my face did that. It's not an eye roll. I'm not an asshole. OK, I had no idea my face could do that.

I'm not an asshole. So it's like, well, why did you call me a catheter? And it's like, because I haven't reached out to him since March and y'all are saying I'm some flake. Who is y'all Catherine? Well y'all, I mean y'all. She's like let's have a Catherine, let's have an authentic conversation between you and I, okay, you and I and Catherine's like you always make me sound like I'm the only one

putting work into our friendship. Yeah, she's, well basically here's the thing, Danny. You know, you say this, but you've been talking behind her back for how long now? Like you've gone literally to everybody else to talk shit about her. And now she's like, this is just between you and I, Catherine, and Catherine's like, well, stop making it sound like I don't put any work.

Even though it does sound like that. It does sound like that. And Danny's like, stop saying y'all, stop saying y'all, it's me. I'm Danny. I'm pirate Danny, or one-a-one-a. And she's like, okay, Danny. And then she goes, and then Danny goes, okay, Danny. And then Danny goes, is there something in your eye?

Is there something in your eye? And Catherine goes, I, Danny. And then Danny goes, is there something in your eye? Is there something in your eye? Okay, Catherine goes, I have on fake eyelashes. What the fuck are you coming at me for? And she goes, okay, Danny. And like walks out of there and Danny's like insensitive bitch. Now I would prefer this conversation to go like this. Hi Catherine, hi Danny. You're typical, you're typical. Hi, Danny. You're typical.

You're typical. You are typical. You're more typical than me. You're more typical than me. That would be the mature way to handle it. Yeah, those kids win for best fight of the show. They do. And that's the episode.

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