Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA

Episode Date: April 21, 2018

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I'm Ben Mantleker from bsublog.com and the Banta Blender Podcast Celebrating Friday with the listeners And my dear friend, my usual co-hosts, the lovely the charming, the Friday Rific, the Rebecca Blackie, Ronnie Carum from TrashTalkTV.com and the Rosepricks Bachelor podcast. What's up? Well, hello, bam. How are you doing? How are you? I'm always happy on a Southern Charm Day just because of the music. Yeah, I am too. And it's also Friday.

And for some people, it's an even more special day because it's 420. So everyone enjoy. In the meantime, while you are doing that, We've got live shows. That was my attempt to do Southern Charm with our live shows. But we do have live shows coming up. We have Chicago shows are sold out, sorv-y, but we have Phoenix and San Francisco are on deck next. Y'all better buy those tickets.

Buy them pretty little tickets. They're not going to buy themselves, okay? And we don't want people the day before the show would be like, wait a second, how do I get them tickets and say, I'm sorry, it's sold out, okay? Get them now. I like a honey. I like a honey. Now I know that people in Philadelphia are sad because this is what's happened to them.

They waited too long and the show is basically sold out, although you can do VIP upgrades still. But if you don't have a ticket, you can't get a ticket. Well, guess what? We are adding a second show for Philadelphia. Your dreams have come true Philadelphia. A second night, a full second night of water

crap ends. That's going to be in. Yes, and those are going on sale this Wednesday at 12 p.m. or next Wednesday at 12 p.m. Eastern. Yeah, that was so if you're listening to this not on 420 that exact date is April 25th. April 25th. The Philadelphia, what day is I'm trying to think what the, I've got to look up through the emails.

You know, we're not very prepared here. We're just letting you know there is a second show. Yeah, I think it's the night before. So I think that would, I think that is July 19th. If you give me like all of one second I can just scoot on over to my emails. I mean God forbid it be actually takes some time to look up some dates before we start to record right? I know we've been talked about it before we recorded we're like don't forget

Don't forget and then we didn't forget and then we didn't look at the email. Okay. You're you're driving this okay I'm driving it into a cliff. Okay So the Philly dates will be July 19th and July 20th I believe the 20th is already sold out although VIP upgrades are available So July 19th is going on sale Wednesday the 25th at noon on the east coast which means that if you're on the west coast and you want to buy tickets to Philly for some reason you got to be up at nine which means that if you're on the West Coast and you wanna buy tickets to Philly for some reason, you gotta be up at nine.

The show will be at 8 p.m. We're gonna have a great time. Philadelphia is an awesome city. I haven't spent a huge amount of time there in many years, so I'm excited for us to go eat juice dakes and be just crazy Philadelphiaans for two days. Yeah, hell yeah, yeah. We're excited to see Philadelphia.

Yeah, Philadelphia and we'll have further updates just about everything in life. Just, you know, down the line. But for right now, Philadelphia, second show added. Yeah. So let's talk of some Southern Charms, yeah, we being? I want to talk about Southern Charms on a macro level as in the entire Southern charm universe.

As in I watched Southern charm New Orleans and I want to give it a little bit of a moment before we dive into the big Southern charm. Did you, did you happen to catch it yet? I sure did. What did you think? Well, my first thought is I'm very offended that they just stole the theme song and then put different words to it. I mean, what the hell?

Yeah. You're going to steal the theme song. Just use the same thing. What are they? Not. I mean, what the hell? Yeah. If you're gonna steal the theme song, just use the same thing. What are they not? He's got money, they have money. He's in magazines, they're in magazines. Why you gotta change it? I think the new song is like,

we're having fun. Something like that sounds totally different, Ronnie. I know, but it's like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. We're having fun. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah, but it's like, we're having fun. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah, it's something like that. Just steal the song, guys. Yeah, and I love that they do the music is so good on it. They do it just basically. It's Southern charm music, but with, you know, a New Orleans jazz band.

Zyteco is so good. Yeah. So I love the music. I love the look of it. Yeah, and I'm glad I watched it in HD and not just on the computer, you know, which is good about taking notes because A, you really get to see the cracks in people's faces. And I have to say this cast is very well put together crack wise. Yeah, yeah, they have a good, they have a sweat problem though, but that's more of a New Orleans issue, I think. Girl, I saw it and I was like, don't even say it, you fucking hypocrite, because anybody who comes to our live shows knows that I'm just a spigot. Yeah, but I feel bad for some of these guys. They are just sweating through these scenes, especially the white guy.

I feel like every scene in his hair is slowly getting darker and clumping together with sweat. Although that's the least of his problems, I'm sure. But. Yeah, he looks like a Viking from the TV show The Vikings. He does. He definitely has sweaty. And like you expect him to be covered in mud

from like a passing horse. Yeah. I think the thing that I like them, first of all, I really like to show a lot. Like out of the gate, I just could tell I'm into it. You know, there are certain shows that have the right chemistry in terms of the cast, in terms of the way the show is shot, the editing. This one feels like it's right in the pocket, as they would say, as no one says I should

say. But it feels right. And it's not a whole lot happened in that first episode. It was just meeting the people learning a little bit about them, dinner parties. There weren't any crazy fights or anything, but it was just a showcase of the personalities and I like them all a lot and that's really important if you're gonna be buying into a show. So I felt like out of the gate, very strong and some of them are also very attractive. I didn't really feel the same. I was kind of like, why am I watching this?

Really? And then at the end, I was like, well, I hate those two, you know, beaches. So maybe that's the point, you know, I guess that's kind of the point for those two girls who are friends. Thank you, Emily. Time. Thank you. She's the worst. My family affected better is like, you need to put a sock in your mouth already. Okay, lady. Yeah. No, she is awful I mean, I like that. She's going to law school I I always like when someone really annoying on a show on a reality show does something surprisingly academic

You're like whoa, but some of the things she's also like they call me the only blind I was like, cuz you're an idiot law school that wears pink. I'm kind of sick of this. Okay, leave Cameron alone. She's already stolen Reese Witherspoon's life. Okay. But yeah, and the hot artist guy, I feel like I'm gonna hate him, even though he's so hot,

but I can just tell he's gonna be really pretentious. Well, he has a Louis Vuitton backpack, so fuck that guy. Yeah. But I like his name Tamika To what was name of the morning showhouse the morning show host. I really like her. I feel like she's gonna lose her job So, you know, I'm appreciating the sacrifice that she will be making. I love the news channel in the mall Did you notice that it was?

It had like some weird on air graphics? It looks not I didn't even look like the hotel channel. I didn't even know what it looked like It was just very nice when they showed the clips of the news. It was like super low-daffin fuzzy Yeah, small mouth footage. It was like security cam footage from the mind. It's next to the closed-down players Yeah, yeah It's like they turned the players into a make your owncast suite, like you go in and they give you like some props, like a photo booth and they're like, okay, you're doing the news and you just go, all right, back to you

Chuck. Thanks Sue. And then you like get like a like a the video on a CD or something. Yeah. It's like one of those little karaoke stations in the mall that they used to have, of which I have multiple cassette tapes of singing in various songs. Yeah, and then what I thought was hilarious about the show was for the final set piece, they had a dinner party,

and people just kept on showing up and everyone had a chiron. It was like, here's Joanne. Oh, and there's clad- Gladys. Oh, and there's Gigi and there's Rob and there's, you know, Barishnikov, or something like it's just like an like like unending parade of characters. Isn't it off? It's like the last person you'd expect to see on the show. It's like wow They really are pulling from every demographic Barishnikov. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. I can't stop to money. Well, that girl to me, I thought was super annoying. She's like, everyone in Atlanta knows me. Oh, I liked her. I didn't like her. Her and the other girl, all they do, they're like,

oh, we got wasted. We don't have to get wasted. I'm like, you're 40, okay? It's not that I don't only get wasted and I'm 40, but I don't know. Talk about something. They got on my nerves, but It's traditions that I hate everything that comes out and then I fall in love with it. So I'm not the kind of person who like something the first episode I always hate it and then I'm like, I have to see it again and then I fall in love with it. I like Tameca a lot. I mean I'm hoping that's her name Tameca. I feel like I feel like I feel like that's wrong and I'm following you down the path. I feel like it's wrong too and I feel like it's like okay Southern charm new war this is the episode of Tapping New Orleans cast. You're the dependable brain on this show case sir new orn. Link. Um, Tameca to me. It is Tameca

So jette by the way the white guy Jeff. He's a former football player and his mom Yeah, I could rob him of a few hundred thousand dollars, which is crazy Jeff is not bad at him. Which I love yeah They get his sales money from him and then he catches her and then she cuts him off well Luckily, he married into the payshards, bitters and empire This house was felt on better

Yeah, and I kept thinking the whole time how am I gonna make this girl not like she nah because she does Like this she's she's makes like this. She's really annoying. My sister and I are like 10 years apart But not that anyone can tell I'm not gonna say how old she is because I don't want to reveal how old I am But right now I'm living in a mansion that has Tuscan architecture Which is like very classy Yeah, and then they talk about how the mother stole it. Well, which she brings up at a dinner party It's like super class. She's like, well, his mother's not bad. It's like, geez.

Not a nice person. Yeah, she's still money from him. And he's like, yeah, guys, it's true. How can I trust anybody when my mother did that to me? I'm like, you're sitting across from your shrew of a wife. So I'm gonna love that because I feel like there's a lot of trouble there. And then his friend was like, poor guy,

he gave his body to football. He gave his brain to football. He gave his brain to football. He gave his heart to football and now look at him. He's just a bumbling mess with Attany Money, which is hilarious. Looking scary. Yeah, and then his wife is getting an apartment in town so she can be closer to school and to me because like I don't approve. I was like, I don't really care, but I'm gonna like watching them find I think I like watching two dumb people go at it. Yeah, they're gonna have a nice nice good old fight And I think that um to me and her husband are also gonna have a fight And I want to thank our listener Bill Bill Boolware. I believe as how you say his name

He's he's one of our Twitter friends. He was like Ben. I'm sure you enjoyed seeing to me because husbands But and I was like I missed that so I went back and sure enough there was his butt right there doing the classic bravo shower scene really appreciated I like that a lot. Yeah there were a lot of the bravo classics here you know a lot of the tropes. Yeah psychic we had a really funny psychic who reminded me a little bit of Rennie from Big Brother 10 with a mix of the lady from Poltergeist. Come talk to her like, Christine. Because I like that she's like, here's a, because Tumica isn't having sex with her husband,

she hasn't had sex in four months. And this is part of the thing that bugs me about the shows when they just start fighting over nothing because she tells her friends We haven't had sex in six months. I'm not giving it to them and her friend goes to the witch doctor to get Powdered like for them to have sex and then she's like some make it sound like I have a having sex problem like you're the one who brought it up to Mecha to eat. Yeah, I'm down for it. I feel like actually these people may be a little bit too normal because the women made the guys wait six hours in the blazing heat during Mardi Gras for their little float to come by and they were like, okay, well, they're going to the women.

I'm like, you guys should be fighting now. You guys should all be fighting. If this were Van Opompers, you guys should be fighting now. You guys should all be fighting. If this were Van Opompu rules, you guys be fighting. And I do like Barry. Barry is, is Tameka's husband. And he's like, I hate Marty Grah. It's too crowded. Too many lines. I wanna get out of here.

Well, I love a complainer. I don't know how good he is for a TV. So though, he's like, I hate Marty Grah. I hate my wife. I hate where we live. I hate this street. I hate the sky. I was like, you're my kind of person. But, I don my wife. I hate where we live. I hate this street. I hate this guy. I was like, you're my kind of person.

But I don't know. I guess that's going to be the first divorce on this show. Because he's like, well, don't want to live in this house, but whatever makes my family happy. And then he's like, I'm being positive. Like, you can't say you're being positive when you were just negative. Okay. And that's what I like about him.

He's very handsome. Okay. And then their friend is the artist guy Yeah, and his artist is actually really good, but he has a Louis Vuitton backpack so he can shut up Yes, and we talked about the kind of the dumb hooker girls. I like their friends What about we haven't talked about Justin the lawyer I Like Justin. I think he seems sort of the one who has mommy the one who's close with his mom

Yeah, his mom was like I'm gonna be on TV so I'm gonna put all sorts of white White makeup on my face right now her her her foundation was definitely a rye Yeah, she was definitely kabuki. Yeah, I just thought you know It's nice that they finally found Whitney Houston You know Whitney Houston's like I died in a bathtub, but then she really didn't. She just moved to New Orleans and is gonna kill a Brawbush show with her amazingness. I liked her.

And I like that storyline that he's moving in with his mom because we don't have enough of that on Brawboh. And the girlfriend, you never even got to say one word. Why didn't they let that girl talk? Wait, which one? Oh, yeah, she didn't. She just kept on smiling and glaring, and she will talk according to the trailer,

but I was surprised that she didn't have a voice. Yeah, she's like the meat of Southern Charm New Orleans. Yeah, I'm looking at you. You barely know her yet. Yeah, they were trying to start fights with her. Um, Tumiko was trying to start shit with them. What does she say? Um, she was like, um, are you guys going to get me? Oh, that was the big thing.

They're like, so when you guys are going to get married and they were like, dun, dun, dun, dun, like, why would you ask that? That's so, yeah, another fight, another thing where they're like, we're going to fight about nothing. That is not an offensive question to ask your friends who have been dating. Yeah. So it's very reasonable. Yeah. Don't turn, don't turn, don't.

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of people watched it and a lot of people liked it. And, you know, once some of these show, we got a lot of shows that are wrapping up and once they're done, we can start getting some of these, get better coverage for some of these other shows like Potomac also. Yeah, when I finished watching it, I felt like I didn't like it, but now that we've talked about it, I feel like I liked it. Yeah. You see, my mind has already changed.

I think we're gonna have a lot of fun with it. We're gonna have a lot of fun with it. Wagon! I like the cyclist sister's 10 years younger than me. Damn it. So you're gonna have to practice that and take it out of the Sheena throat. Now, she knows like this, and she's like this. You gotta like take that.

It's like a low nasal, and I think I'm just used to putting she-me there. Ah, well, she's on the she-no-spec-tion. We got different spectrums for different voices. And she's on that one. She's definitely on the she-no-spec-tion. Although her husband has never put anything up in seven minutes, I can guarantee you that. Bless us heart.

Oh, that poor guy. Not only was he like sweating through everything, but he was in like a full suit the entire time. I don't know what he's doing. Like, is he a lawyer, is he an investment banker? He just looks like he is constantly overheating. Well, they all do. I think they made them all wear suits at all times for this one. Just to look more professional. Yeah, because they were all wearing suits and stuff. And I was like, you're, and they're all bald to you. He's not bald, but most of the other ones are there's like three guys with shaved heads on this right And they were all sweating. I was like you poor guys, but also, you know like hi

It's like seeing myself up there Yeah, exactly So should we move on to regular southern charm southern charm classic as it were Gars it's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig. Yeah. So Liberty Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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beyond. I don't know if they got that original girl who sings this song. Trixi Monaco. Trixi Monaco. Do they have her in-studio now for every episode? I think so. Because she's just making up new lyrics. And they have nothing to do with anything because they are doing a very artistic take on that opening music on the episodes now. So we thought it was a one-off on the pilot when the pilot ended and there was a haunting whatever it is and then it came back the second episode and then this third episode you know in this in this segment where it's like previously on Southern Charm were Cameron Narets so Cameron goes as we all gather to celebrate Shaps 38 38, all of a sudden, you hear Trixie Monaco go,

he was lazy. Just a regular job, blow. I'm like, what? I thought that was hilarious. I asked everything to do with it. They showed Shep and then she's like, he was lazy. Which chef I mean can't even come as damn hair. So I thought that was perfect. And then they just cut it into every but think cameras like and this other person's an idiot, too You know, which is just all cameras. That's about people and then it comes to the next person. It's like They like

Like where are these lyrics coming from? It's like, Trixi Monaco's, like, stream of consciousness song, you know, because Cameron's like, not everyone was feeling the love in Trixi goes, everyone's who's in the nose says he makes the kids go loco. I'm like, what? And then like, there's a shot of Austin doing something and then Trixi's like, God, I had to do the man. He makes it look so easy. I'm like, got a hand to the man. He makes it look so easy. I'm like, what? It also makes nothing look easy. He's literally doing

nothing. He makes doing nothing look easy. Which it is've got pillows. He's got a new life now with some thambos. I'm here for the Trixi Monaco musical version of Southern Charm. I was dying. I listened to it two times. It was, it just was funny because it just seemed like it seemed a little bit like Trixi decided, okay, you know what guys, I don't have a lot of time today. So I'm going gonna record my royalty free Southern Charm music and you just forgot a way to make it work like okay well we got these five lyrics let's see she's singing about potato chips here let's put that with Craig

he's playing team on with the broom they're like okay chef play team on with the broom and a big one I'm gonna take my size. Hey, Garish. Yeah. He got a heart attack from Ping Pong. He's an abuse. And so we cut to Thomas in bed with Ashley. Ugh. Yeah. Do they just want people to turn this show off? It's like you give us the most amazing musical scene, ending with Craig fluffing like a thousand

pillows. And then we have to look at fucking Thomas. Uh, well, maybe you should because at long last, I got myself a real woman with a real woman's heart. What does that even mean? He's a bit dirty like blow up dolls like what's going on? He's just like having sex with pieces of wood. Yeah.

Finally here I am at the end of the yellow brick road. I have a woman with a real hop, but they know the tin vagina still kind of hurts, but baby steps. I'm not in my downtown penthouse anymore. I'm not in my downtown penthouse anymore. Oh, wait, so there's no place like the downtown. Try to remember what he's supposed to click his ankles for. He's clicking his crusty, ass white jeans together to get someplace. Oh look, my downtown, my downtown house I had to move out of, fail on to Deirdre. Have to replace her.

Deirdre moved into a palm tree. I have to say in Southern Charms New Orleans, to makeka Gus, I haven't seen, I haven't even seen because the dumb girl, Reagan Gus, I'm like Scarlett O'Hara, I'll do it tomorrow, which is like the wrong quote anyway, but then Tameka Gus, I've never seen, I've never seen come with the wind and everyone's like, how dare you? And she gets, well, what have you seen the whizz? I was like, oh my god, they show. Well, here's the thing, is that I have-

So it's not the same things that we- No, well, actually, well, they are, but I have had my- I have been educated because I have been on the receiving end of that question many, many times, which is, of course, they're not the same thing, but like, you know, but the importance of the Wiz in in the black community, which is what I've learned from my my black my black boyfriend and his friends I yes, I am doing the I have friends who are black card. I am doing that but lower no no for real for that what

I didn't mean to bring it up for you But that's why I'm clarifying that's why she said it Which is like yeah, well gone with the wind means a lot to you ladies Just like the whiz means a lot to like me and my friends, but you never even thought you haven't seen the whiz So like don't shade me about not seeing gone with the wind because I haven't seen the whiz too. You should both be ashamed yourself The whiz is an amazing movie He's on down well the footed The monical. Well, I actually, yeah, yeah. And that's seen though. I actually, I actually,

I recorded off the TV and I sent it to Dom. I was like, look, look, look. And he, and he was like, see, see? Because he's, yeah, like he, he's done that to many different people. When they're like, you haven't seen this one. He's like, well, have you seen, have you seen the whiz?

Like, no. So I would say, have you seen the color purple the Wiz like no? So I would say have you seen the color purple? That's more like you know, that's more of like a drama an important drama to me than the Wiz But I'm not gonna get And I'll let you know and I'm not so I don't say this at dinner one time exactly I'm well, no, I'm not warning you. I'm just letting you know. It's like it's a press because for me I always thought like well the Wiz is just letting you know it's like it's a because to me I always thought like well the Wiz is just like You know is like a musical from the 70s, you know and and gone with the wind is a Epic classic, but it's not about like how good the movies are. It's like how meaningful they are to different

Communities etc. See we all learn something. Well, there we go. This has been a learning moment He's got the way he is Now it's southern charm Well, there we go. This has been a learning moment. He's got the way his Scarlet, oh, Hera he's on down he's on down the road by the way, I'm happy to report that I've seen neither Gone with the wind or the wiz although I saw oh my god I saw him he sees the wiz so I've seen the wiz I just haven't seen the movie. I haven't seen the Michael Jackson one. So it's good. I have not seen Guy with the Wind, but you know, Guy with the Wind is long.

It is, but it is so good. That spoiled little bitch. It's like a Bravo show. It's a spoiled little bitch. And you're like, I hate her. And then by the end, you're like, oh my God. I love her. You know, I'm Ronnie, I think I'm gonna speak this.

And even though I think you understood the point, I'm gonna illustrate it one last time in language that you can understand. If, imagine, like, some dude is like, oh, have you seen, like, what's some super broy movie, like, The Rock or some like that, or Transformers for, you know? Top Gun. Let's say like yes. Yes. Yes.

It's not gonna work on me because I watched them all. I know you watch a lot of movies, but the point is this, if someone says a movie and you haven't seen it and they're like, oh my god, I can't believe you haven't seen it. And then if you say, we'll have you seen soap dish and they're like, oh, see, you see soap dishes? Soptitious not gone with a wind,

but it's important to us. It's important to us. Okay, point taken, point taken. Do you see Ptish got something? He's got big business. So anyway, back to things that aren't as fun as a gay movie at all, Thomas. Yeah.

He's gone. Monster. Have you seen Gone with the Wind recently? That was Call of the Ohera, I'd fuck her. She's like a real woman with a real heart. Can't walk around nowhere though. He's the most offensive fucking person on TV. I can't even believe they still have him. I can't believe he hasn't been kicked off TV in general. Not just the show, but television.

There was a there was a period of time where I I enjoyed T. Rav despite his foibles. I just I found him to be like hilariously, you know, just always saying the wrong thing, etc. But now I actually think he's just a disgusting person. And I just, I can't even love to hate him. I just think he's kind of awful. Well, yeah, because back in the day, it was I'm an old man pretending to make young jokes wink wink. And he's still doing that, but he's impregnated a child twice.

And now he's got this new bimbo who's obviously a damn mess. I mean, this girl is like a total nightmare mess of a person you know like yeah to the point where I don't even want to make fun of her. Just kidding! So Ken, where I camera in his house now I'm Patricia calls. Oh no we have to say he's like he goes find the woman's heart and she's like yeah and he goes show me again where the heart is and he grabs her boob. I'm like, fucking Thomas. Okay. There you are. Okay. I was wondering what he said. I couldn't understand him because it was roughly like he was in the,

he's speaking into Juve and I went back. I listened to it three times and I thought to myself, is it really that important for me to know what Thomas Ravenel just said? It was probably something disgusting. It was. There was a lot of important stuff in the scene. That he's a disgusting thing. And I also like that the camera man was like, look, he didn't do coke this morning because they had the camera up his nose. I'm like, that

doesn't count. It's like, what are you trying to prove? Cut it out, camera man. Yeah. So now we go to Cameron's house and Patricia calls up and she wants to do a co-ed baby shower for Cameron. She wants to host it and throw it for her. And Cameron's like, okay, great. I'm gonna put together some names and pictures like, well, since I'm throwing the party, that should be Michael.

So no Jennifer Snowden, no Catherine, no Koopa. All right. Koopa. Hey darling, how you feeling? Cameron's like large and not in charge. And she goes, I vaguely remember that feeling. Michael walking through the house, Carrie and Whitney and his stomach.

You want to talk about an awkward day? I want to I want to see that moment where they had to cut Whitney out of Michael's stomach. Do you know what happened? It's called the movie junior. I thought I could be it was terrible. You ever see that? How dare you? It's called the movie junior. It's all right. It was terrible. You ever see that movie? How dare you? Have you seen the Wiz?

Have you seen Junior? Yes, of course, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm going to try to find a movie I haven't seen at this point. I'm just going to lie. You know I'm going to lie. I never knew you say I'm going to lie. Anyway, yeah, so basically Cameron is concerned that Patricia is going to invite everyone by Catherine and then Cameron's concerned that she's basically going to make Catherine

mad. Yeah, I was gonna say I like that Cameron's acting like she gives a crap. So then over at Catherine's apartment She's with her kids, which is cute. Yeah and She's like, I'm really glad there at the age when they can't interact more. What do you want to make out of Play Doe? And he's like mushrooms mommy. It's like oh Jesus. Come on. That's Steer them away from the mushrooms. Okay. That's what we're trying to avoid.

Yeah. It was just sort of like a standard scene of like children playing and her tending to them and saying how she's trying harder and things like that and working towards joint custody and you know, this sort of stuff you don't tune into Bravo for. Yeah, the baby is making a margarita glass with play play though. It's like, no! The baby's running down a dog going, daddy! Don't go! So then we were back at Thomas's house and he's getting out of the pan that's obviously never been used in its life.

You can just help. And he's like, put the pan that's obviously never been used in its life. You can just tell. Yeah. And he's like, put the cook in the in the frying pan. Thomas, even his little, even his little song. So he's about to fry an egg. Make me mad. I know.

It's not how it goes, Thomas. So he goes, he gives us a little insight into some Southern hospitality. He goes, when I have a lady over my typical morning routine is to make some coffee, of course, cook us some eggs, mix in a little plan B in there too. Yeah, that's right, but no one abortion. God, he's, yeah, exactly. On the day after abortions. Morning after abortions are fine. He's like speaking to eggs, ash live woman with real heart. How are your eggs doing? They don't call me the impregnator for

nothing. And then he winks and smirks at the camera. Yeah. And then she's like, Tom is, stop all your ahead. He has what's what about head? What about head? Oh my god. Have a plan. See through Z to purge this scene from my head? You gotta love his morning after talk. He's like, so I'm just curious. Have you ever had a pregnant to scare? Mm-hmm.

Ha ha ha ha. Go ahead. And she's like, yes. Remember when I asked you to come to the bathroom with me at Jepp's house? Never went thought we were doing coke, but I really was just on my period. And we talked about it

behind the closed door. It's gross. And she goes, and you out and then they cut you and he's like, are you taking the morning after pill? The show. And she's like, well, I'm looking at my fertility window on my phone. And it's like really pretty.

Look at all these different fertility windows. It's like you're looking at Instagram right now. Kim's old CX face is not a fertility window, okay. And she's like, well, you know, if by some chance I get pregnant, it would be a blessing. And you could just see him just hitting the panic button he doesn't even have a panic button he's just pressing things hoping that they are panic buttons that have been installed while he wasn't there he's

like oh how do I open up the trap door to send ash out of here trapping his whole house is probably like a panic room just a lot of pregnant girls out yeah he's like Jody Foster runs in there. She's like, save me from the pregnant girls. And then she's like, you love me. You love me a lot. And she's like, yeah.

So, eat those eggs real quick. Can't you? Thanks. Yeah, they don't work as well in the afternoon. He's like, yeah, glad you had the eggs. The next thing we're going to do is punch ourselves in the stomach. Come on over here, young lady. He's gross.

And she's like, I'm not taking the pill. I'm just looking on a fertility app, which means she's trying to get pregnant with your baby. And he just thinks it's fun. Like, he's probably trying to pregnant her with his kid, just to have someone else to yell at. Has he never, has he just never listened to Ace of Base? Has he never learned the lessons? Oh, that's she wants is another baby. She's gone tomorrow.

But she's not gone tomorrow. She's there forever. It's like he's collecting babies. I don't know what his deal is. If he thinks that that's youthful, if he thinks they're going to be able to farm new white jeans for him, I don't know what he's thinking, but he's obviously like putting little babies on a board like chest pieces or checkers. This calls for some tricky monocle, you know. She's got a fraternity window and she's gone tomorrow, but she's back in the afternoon.

She's got ovaries. Ready about to be magazines. Dude, dude. Oh, I'm so excited. It's easy. That's a one of my three M and I show. It says easy as a plus or a negative or see the doctor. So dark.

It's like I don't even, we know what's coming on this fucking show. Okay, it's other charm Clear blue easy. It's dark but clear and blue and easy This show is so dark man Okay, so Cameron is Cameron's with her taunta doll, which is hilarious because that's like a good luck doll and it's just this hideous little witch sitting on her couch Yeah Tonto doll Tonto made an appearance in Irvine, which was really unexpected Tonto was wearing her Her Taco Bell swag. That was so nice to talk about people to talk about people actually

Outfitted Tonto for the occasion. Yeah, she was wearing a Taco Bell body suit. Yeah. Which I will be wearing at the Philadelphia or the San Francisco show for gay pride. So, yeah. If you need, if you need a reason to buy tickets, there you go. I'll be better than Thomas in this scene with his boobs coming out if his broke. I know everybody's gay pride shape. Yeah, it's okay. Pride shape. Too late, too late for me. Yeah, at this point, I'm just hoping to close

everybody's fertility with this. Yeah. So speaking of which, our camera ends at home, we now go to Cameron. And a woman named Kathy shows up with a little red ball. And I was hoping that she was going to be like teaching rhythmic gymnastics, but she's actually a childbirth coach. But I thought it would have been fun if there was some, you know, you already have that cooking teacher. So why not like a gymnastics teacher?

I know. She's like, I'm here to teach you about childbirth. And she's like, can you make a roast? I still cannot make a fast roast. Can we just start there? Yeah. So because Cameron's husband is a doctor and already knows how to do this stuff and he also doesn't like being

on TV, Whitney comes over to participate in the child birthing tutorial instead. God. In his young person track suit jacket. Thank you. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid.

I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid. there. Yeah, I wouldn't have Whitney in his giant herpes gab right there. Did you notice he had a giant herp on his lip? So come on. I did. She's like, did you? Yeah, a big one. And she's I know it's it's stunned you into some like I'm here. You basically you're basically a super Mario who's running to a cactus like, Oh, I have a question online. I think it was with two

judgy girls, but it may have been the Bravo Betches. I forget someone on Instagram posted an image of Whitney T. Rafe and JD and asked Mary Mary fuck kill do you have any insights? J.D. Whitney and T-Rav? Yeah. Kill myself. I would just kill myself so I would have to make the choice. I think that given that those are the choices so here's my thing. I think I would actually, this is shocking. I think I would marry Whitney because we would probably... He's got money.

Well, we'd probably just be caddy together and just make fun of people. I mean, be honest. You know that that's what you do with Whitney. T-Rav, I think I would fuck him because he probably is a good fuck, maybe, considering. And then I would kill JD because he's like, he's got a knowing laugh, he's a con artist. I don't feel like he's as good and bad as T-Rav, and I don't think he's as caddy as Whitney,

so he doesn't have any purpose. So, kill JD. I apologize for really bringing that terrible scenario into all of our worlds. Let's go into something a little bit less terrible, which is Whitney helping Cameron in her childbirth exercises and he's got his hands all over her and he's like getting filled up by Uncle Whitney. It's just deeply unpleasant. Oh my god Ronnie and I just had a host of technical issues.

So he may now sound a little different, but he's still here, much like Whitney still has his hands on Cameron's booty. Yeah, so now they start talking about this baby shower they're going to have. Of course, the theme is Super 1960's Waspie, which is Patricia. She's one of those people who's always on the man side. It's like, let's go back to the 60's. The theme is Super 1960s Waspie, which is Patricia. She's one of those people who's always on the man side. Let's go back to the 60s where people are still in, you know, doing what their husband wants.

I feel like she acts like really Southern and assholeishness, but she lives like the most modern life, you know? Right. Well, it's hard to tell with her. I mean, I feel like she's down with the gaze. I feel like she is, I think. I don't know. I mean, in some ways, it seems like she is. She could be progressive, but in other ways, she's very, I kind of would not be surprised if she was the exact opposite. I can't tell with her.

I'll keep her with that. She's got all these manners, but she's been married how many times and now she's like being in a new rich old dude to get a big ring So it's like I don't know, but that's my kind of I know that's my kind of progress Yeah, I mean, I don't know I haven't read enough about her personal bio to know To weigh in on whether or not I think she's a gold digger so I can't co-sign on that yet, but oh she's a gold digger All right, but I'm just saying I'm okay with it. Oh, okay I'm more okay with that than when he like being like purvy with Cameron and like his hands are like around her badge and he's like, should I massage it?

Anyway, yeah, a lot with pleasure, little mother. Mother. So yes, the theme for this baby shower is going to be 1960s Cotezure and cool. I have nothing else to say about it. Yeah, she's like, I want to have a pre-feminism baby party for you, darling, because you're married. Okay, so Austin is it a place called fuel for a beer? And Austin, you know, he's one of those guys who quit his job too early Yeah, I'm well, I mean, I don't know what sort of career path he was gonna be on but I think he does everything a little too early in the bad way, right goes home too early

Well, he has that mouth thing going on where it's like his mouth is his mouth It's like he's in a Japanese movie still where his the words are saying one thing but his mouth is saying and by the way I have to say I'm hunched over at this other microphone on my desk. It's like really low on my desk and so I'm going to be cross-eyed from looking at my notes on this giant screen. Welcome to my podcast live. I'm always hunched over. Why do you think on the live shows lately? I've been taking I'm doing the handhelds because I'm like, ah, I can sit back in a chair and talk for once. Oh, well, normally I like being hunched over, but I mean, I'm naturally hunched over, but this is a lot even for me. I'm like dragging my necklace at this point. Yeah. No, I'm always hunched over. Five hours a week, hunched over this little microphone.

I guess I should probably get something more ergonomic. It's probably explained when my posture's gotten so bad. So anyway, so we see Austin at this bar, and he is like talking to the bartender about beer, who's like beer, beer, beer, hops, barley, whatever. And Austin's like, you know, one of the great things about my job was that as a beer seller guy, I got to meet all these bartenders. So I like, I know all the bartenders around town around town and it's like I'm like low-key famous

Like okay, this is a very low bar for fame. Yeah, I know kidding Well a lot of cashiers at Ross know me. You don't see me with a star on the Hollywood walk the thing Fucker. He's like the bad side is they know all my business I'm like you bang 20 year olds just like everybody else in this fucking town. Do any, does any man do anything else in this town other than bang 20 year olds? And you're on TV. So that's probably why they know you and are in your business. Yeah.

Um, so Craig comes to meet him and asks, like, whoa, I've got a question. Are you like, this is awesome. Now I'm single so I could check out babes and crags. Well, it's not like I was dating someone ugly and now I can check out hot girls. Yeah, Dean Craig's like he's like yeah, I mean it's just like it's like hard and slow going I mean god like make me like guys make me gay my life would be a little easier No, it wouldn't who thinks that like life would be easier if I'm gay? I've never heard anybody say that. Yeah, you should go to some rural towns.

It's just so easy to be gay there. Well, not just that, but you think some queen ain't gonna be bitching at you all day for making pillows. I would be like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm a podcaster, okay? I have a very low bar. It's not like I expect a lawyer or something But I'd be like are you really using like a pre-determined font to make a pillow get off your ass get it job So Shep arrives and he pulls a line out of the car all playbook by going hey, Jens. Hey gosh Well, they're boys out of the same life playbook. So that makes sense. Step still hasn't taken a shower from his party. I wish they'd do the close up of his feet, because you know, they're the same.

Oh my God, they probably turned like colors that the human eye can't even process anymore. Just like only dogs can see the colors of his feet at this point. And they so ships it down. He's like, Hey, Craig, remember my birthday party when you said to flip with ribs and you see a flashback of Craig looking at like a rep recipe. He's like, to flip or not to flip. That is the question. Oh, gosh, Craig, don't bring Shakespeare into this. I should have called you grill Shakespeare. Oh, miss opportunity. Awesome. It's like cracking up as if he even understands what's going on.

I know, I wrote the Guffaw, and would you ever write that, except on Southern Charm Notes? Oh, Craig, don't use the master's words with your ribs. Gorsh, Craig! Gorsh, to flip or not to flip. Oh, and then Craig's like, well, it did turn out somehow.

And like, yeah, because you went upstairs and started drinking and somebody else finished it. I think Austin, right? Austin, me think something is rotten in the state of Charleston. Gorsh, see, that's a good Shakespeare pun. Something's rotten in the state of Sausage Mark. Gorsh! All the worlds are smoker and all the men and women merely smoking. Garsh, get it.

Meet Sausage Knight's dream, Garsh. Bubble, bubble, toilet and crag, Garsh. Sausage, sausage, boil and sausage. Garsh, I'm just going to say sausage with everything. I know. I wish I knew more Shakespeare and quotes. And the problem is that for some reason we were talking about Shakespeare yesterday. So we're just reusing our Shakespeare jokes a day later.

Yeah, I'm too stupid for this. I can call it a piece of smoker is it was the worst it's smokers. Gosh, that isn't even Shakespeare. Oh damn, sausage. Gosh. If you prick me, does my meat not smoke gosh A smoker a smoker a kingdom for my smoker Saucy sausage where for I thought sausage

Sorry, I don't know what Shakespeare, but I do know sausage a two smoker So let's see Craig's talking about Naomi and he says yeah, Naomi came up over to me And it was like nice face Naomi. It wasn't like her mean face, you know I was like whoa. Thank God. It's not mean face Naomi. It wasn't like her mean face, you know, or not. I was like, well, I think I does not mean face Naomi. And Austin's like, well, clearly you still care for her, but like if you break up with them and then you keep talking to them, they'll never get over it. Like don't feed a straight cat. Bro. Garish, who would even do that? And it's Craig is like feeding like 10 straight cats. Well, guys, I wasn't listening. He's like making pillows for 10 different straight cats.

Captain, Captain Gizmo, was that an Captain Gizmo, Colonel Gizmo? Whatever it's now it's my guess. Now where is Gizmo? Yeah, we saw a non-Gizmo cat instead. I need to know what happened to Gizmo. I'm getting worried now. I'm a little worried too. Um, so let's see. Chef's like, I root for you until I try and ruin your life again. Of course. Uh, so next is Chelsea. This is so close to the fucking screen. So Chelsea

and Cameron, Chelsea's like, no, I've known Cameron in every stage of life. Like when she was single, then when she was married, and then she's pregnant. I remember when she was on real world and I was on survivor. I knew we're pre puberty, then through puberty, then post puberty, then when she dated somebody, then after she dated somebody, when she learned to drive, when she got her first speed and tick, I was like, speed it up Chelsea. When she downloaded a Starbucks app, when she got her first speed and ticket. I was like speed it up Chelsea when she downloaded a Starbucks app When she got an Albertsons rewards card

When she finally won Starbucks Bingo that was a big one. That was really big She had to go Starbucks two different weekends and not get arrested I'm just implanting my friendship with you under her I'm just implanting my friendship with you under her. She really tried for that bingo for a long time. I swear she kept that place open. It's like that time. I remember there was that time that she made lasagna and put it on Instagram. That time that DoorDash took really long time to get to her half.

DoorDash is lucky. I've not unloaded on this podcast about what the fuck happened earlier this week, because that was no joke. Okay, no joke. Don't use DoorDash. That's what I'm saying to people. Well, I actually didn't know what it was until I went into a Wendy's, because I was like, who are you daddy warbucks? You're not calling postmates for Wendy's. Go into the goddamn Wendy's, you know. So I went into Wendy's and they're like, you can order three door dash, so I looked at that on my phone. Because I was like, maybe it's better than postmates and everybody's like, you wait 10 hours and then

it comes gold and it's the wrong thing. Yeah, okay, okay, now I've got to tell everyone what happened. It's, I'll make it short. Basically I went over to my friend Stacey's place and we ordered dinner and it was for a bunch of us so she ordered from Asushi Place. It was like a $200 order. She placed the order and then like an hour and a half later it's like where is this door dash? I was like I'm not surprised because door dash is always slow and expensive but then and the drivers like going around in circles. So then she gets in contact.

Apparently the restaurant never even received the order from DoorDash. So the driver got there then had to wait while the restaurant made it. Then the restaurant finally gave to the guy and the guy drove to the wrong address. Then the guy finally gets to our place. This is two hours later. It's like 10 p.m. starving out of our mind. And she's on the phone. She's on the phone with support and and supports like by the way the driver would like more money because it was such a long thing. I was like, are you kidding me? It's already a $200 order and you want more money when like door.

$100 on door dash. What'd you order in orphan? It was Jesus. Yes, we ordered an orphan, but the point is that like it was because there was a bunch of us, you know, those things add up but like um the point is that door dash didn't send the thing over to the restaurant or the restaurant messed up or the and then the driver messed up either way we are not paying extra money and how dare they ask us to agree

so that's why i'm not a damn nerve door dash you know i will sometimes pop off on a company on twitter and they respond and they fix it. I'm like, this is, that's, that to me is an unfixable situation. That is so terrible. I, I, I suggest everyone delete your door, door dash apps, unless door dash wants to advertise for this podcast, in which case we love door dashes. Yeah, and then with case we love you. We need to, we need two hours to prepare.

We need that time. We need that time. For the amazing food you're bringing. In case we love you, we need to we need two hours to prepare For the amazing food you're bringing oh Yeah, well, it's like oh, yeah Austin needs a new business So maybe the he can just invent like door garsh Don't be just shit sewing up with dirty feet Shots really like water. I hope it's right. It didn't seem like this sort of food That would be appropriate for this household so I got you a sandwich instead gosh, bye It didn't seem like this is the sort of food that would be appropriate for this household. So I got you a sandwich instead. Garsh pie. He just hasn't judged my all your meals.

So I feel like he's the kind of guy who eats your fries. And you know, speaking of, speaking of popping off on these companies, I remember one time I was on here talking about one of those. I think it was host mates or Uber eats or one of those where I was accusing somebody of eating my fries number. I was so mad. I was gonna like, I was gonna like have a fit in the streets because it happened multiple times and I know McDonald's overfills your fries, right? Yeah. So now they bring them with a sticker on the bag, which is hilarious. Good. And I'd like to take credit for that in my own little world. I'm like, see, in my unit, you put it out there in the universe. I can't put anything really that positive, like, no husband, there ain't no house, but I did get a sticker on my McDonald's

bag. So there you go, new HB. See, we have a voice. Remember a few weeks ago when I complained about getting scammed by someone pretending to be United Airlines when I called to change my reservation. Remember that? And I complained on maybe the bonus episode. And someone reached out and was like, wait a second, like tell us more. Give us more information because I am, I work in an office that like shuts these people down. So I handed over all the information to them. And then she came to our DC show and she said, thank you for giving that information.

Thank you for saying that on the podcast because we found the fuckers and we shut them down and I was like so yes It works America Well, I'm just talking about positive energy. I don't think anybody at McDonald's really They're like let's call a corporate meeting some fegie to barito on some Bravo podcast is complaining about his fries being missing You know you never know. I mean we got talk about a show got a lot of stuff. I got a lot of stuff. I got a lot of stuff. I got a lot of stuff. I got a lot of stuff. I got a lot of stuff.

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Yeah. Bang him. Here it is. And she's like, I haven't cried yet. And Charles is like, But I'm crying right now. How could you not be crying? I'm crying right now. I'm just like, I'm a lumpy, a lumpy CGI thought of your baby. I'm crying right now with that. You know, he's cried that baby. They show a picture of the baby in her stomach, whatever that's called, that rendering or whatever they do they put jelly on your stomach and then they what do you call it ultrasound yeah so they show the ultrasound face of the baby and it's just a little donatella for sachi in there she's got ember and placenta it's a little roasted chicken in there. I'm a sped-

Boo-doo. Um, Bop-a-deep-deep-bee-bee-bee. She pants a baby. Okay, um, so she's like, I can't believe I'm gonna be a mom and I was like, yeah, FF. Oh no, then she started talking about Austin. Yeah, Austin, yeah. And basically, Chelsea is like,

well, the thing is my problem with Austin is his lifestyle. He just drinks and sleeps and parties and wakes up and eats and goes back to party and I just can't be about around that lifestyle. I'm like, I 100% agree. But also, is there anyone in Charleston that doesn't do that? Because that's all we see on this show is guys just drinking until they pass out and wake up and drink some more. Yeah, you've got a guy who highlights his hair, at least he supports your industry, you know, yeah, that's true.

So then we got to Austin, he's in another bar. And he's like, so well, now, now, now moving more, anything you want to know about and the bartenders like, uh, not since yesterday, you fucking loser, you have a job. Yeah, wasn't that the same bar where, uh, where landed was talking about Rome.com and her ambitions for that website.

It doesn't matter. Well, there you go. There you go. Anyway, Austin's like, I love fun employment and being famous at bars. You know, it's good times. And I love beer. And I'm just enthused about my next step, whatever it may be.

I mean, I don't know what it's going to be, but it's probably be about beer unless it requires a lot of work. In that case, I might go into fly swatters. I don't know what it's gonna be but it's probably be about beer unless that requires a lot of work in that case I might like go into fly swatters. I don't know it depends how much work it is Yeah, speaking of fly swatters. I'll have a flight. Yeah, okay, and they make you all on an airline He starts to screw you every time we be flight Oh, cop me. What's that about penguins?uins what they don't fly what's right about i thought the penguin movie where it's about love and the penguins have to be together for life

flight is where denzel washington is an alcoholic pilot oh no no how did i miss that i love a denzel movie now is your chance to say will have you since optish finally no i'm not going to say it because I'm not a hypocrite. You're not a hypocrite. You weren't forced into a stance in the first place. Yes, I was.

I was forced into a very big movie stance, and I'm standing by it, OK? What's so dish if you fucking want to? I don't care. Anyway, so Austin is just being like being annoying. He's one of these people that talks about beer in that very esoteric way. And he's like, um, Barton, well, tell me why a 2017 Laugh Philly deserves to be on the reserve list. Right. All right. She's like, just leave about that

about you just go to go okay okay so next is my favorite recurring scene uh... that we get every season which is Thomas talking to the father that hates him yeah i love this arthur he's not hello dad he's like oh god stop calling me you're fucking loser did you get another teenager pregnant this week? Yeah, well not yet But similarly how's the plantation doing just a lot of bears and

Ders and coyotes like yes all our bears and deers and coyotes all right Well, I don't have any small dogs a house cats and that's what the Well, I don't have any small dogs, a house cat, and that's what they eat. This is... Alright. It's like Austin not having a job to some old guy bragging about not having a small dog and an old folks home. Well, I don't have a job these days either, but I do have a little country mouse in the apartment. I got my girl, Ash. I got her an apartment downtown

I know there's like she's much too nice for you and she ain't nice at all if you know what I'm saying son He goes how much he a pain for the place and Thomas goes I don't know my bookmaker pays it Bookmaker bookkeeper I Think he said bookmaker I'm making books on the sod. It's called this quick as a lock. Mark's quick. I don't even know what a lark is. I'm asking you a lot of questions. You're asking. I'm relying on you. I think theoretically a lark could be fast but I think it's defining character is not that it's fast. I think it's more, I don't know what it lark.

I don't know what a lark's defining character is except that it's used more commonly as. It's a little, you're on a lark. Like this podcast is a lark. Like this tangent about larks is a lark. Not to be the one who's more than this. I play more darts. Yeah, I play darts.

I play darts. Dordas, can you deliver us into the Soros, please? Baked into a Shepherd's Pie. So really, all Thomas wants is the table. He's like, are you moving out of the old folks home? I want that table. I'm just like, well, thanks for calling you little brat. Okay. And then the dad, we see where Thomas gets it from because he's like, we'll treat that

girl right and remember, if you can't spend it or make love to it, you're gonna laugh at it. So Catherine shows up at Craig's house and she's brought a little housewarming gift, which is a tiny little box that says herbs on it and it's full of seeds, which is really cute and hilarious. And so she brings that and he's like, oh, these are exact the sort of seeds I'm gonna use. Oh, and I'm gonna write the seeds in. And when she mocks it, because the doorbell doesn't ring,

of course, because it's Craig's ass. But she knocks, and there's like a little angel loathe the knocker, and she has to put her hand up at the dress, and she's like, that feels inappropriate. Oh, I didn't even notice that. That's hilarious. He's like, we've all we somehow connected on seeds, you know, so then he's showing her his house.

He's like, this is the murder room. And he has a whole room that's a closet, which is pretty amazing. And how he's not gay yet. Do you think he's gay with his little roommate, friend? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think he's got a lobby. So yeah, he's showing off all his pillowcases and they have some of them have like little

tassels and pom-poms and he's like, well, when I lived in Naomi, I had nothing but my sewing machine and I made my first pillow and I kind of got the same high I got from gardening. That classic pillow high. I've been chasing it since first grade in arts class when I had to. You know, had to make a pillow. That pillow high. Snorting those pillows. I'm like, damn it. I threw it in my nose. Man, sewing two squares on top of each other and then turning them inside out and stuffing them with stuff. Oh, that's great

I hope you go to high from lawsuits because the minute you start selling these pillows You're getting sued. He's like look I made a baby pillow with the tooth pocket in front Someone's gonna put their eye out with that. Well, whatever. He's not gonna make it He's not gonna make any money off of it because Brava's gonna own them like oh You made a pillow and you advertise it on our show. Guess what that's ours now Skinny pillows go you made a pillow and you advertised it on our show guess what that's hours now skinny pillows chips pillow is that good is that work? Cheetah pillow brand so it's like it's really nice to be able to make pillows without somebody making fun of me

and telling me to piss off and catch it's like, mm-hmm. Did I mention I fucked Thomas again in New York? And he's like, no! Ah! Did you at least use my pillow? No. I can make one of those sheets if you're a hezetic Jew. You know, with the whole, I can do that. Oh, God.

Those are accidents. I don't even know what you mean by that, but I'll just laugh just when because he makes a lot of accidents when he's making his death. Gives me a room camera and opens her packets later. She's like, what is this? So teddy bear up yellow and decapertated head. I have no idea what this is. Well, Catherine, they start talking about Ashley and Catherine's, Catherine's like, yeah, Thomas is getting played, you know, and she's like, no, I think that she's a hopeless

romantic. She's like, no, she's getting played because I hooked up with Thomas in New York and they show a flashback to the reunion of Thomas being like, hi, little lady, like waking his eyes, like, you know. Yeah. Catherine's like one of those, it's like, you can't protect a crash test dummy. You know what I mean? They're like don't do it and then they crashed into a wall and you're like well, I like to do it support you I like to do support you and wish you better luck on the next ride

Oh, yeah, it's like the last time I saw Thomas in New York will probably be the last time I see him in a romantic life. I'm like until the next reunion Yes, hook up at every reunion Yeah, apparently he told her he'd left her and wants more babies like a Then Playing big let's move on to some plane be let's move on to Patricia's house for the big baby making ceremony party shower. All right Michael. Yeah, so Chelsea's first. I feel like that's every party ever. Well first. I remember me I remember you remember the first time I met you was before you were married and then the second time I met you was before you were married. And then the second time I met you was when you got married. Have you seen the John Tidal wave in my salon?

No, you should see it. So Patricia comes down the stairs wearing like a caftan and all sorts of feathery, roughly things. And she's like, RuPaul, eat your heart out. I'm like, I think RuPaul is doing just fine. Yeah, I don't think that's what RuPaul is going for. Yeah. Yeah, so the party is there. Everyone's getting dressed for the party.

Craig is sewing like a madman. He's trying to sew together that little teddy bear thing and he's getting mad because the pattern that he's using from the internet is like a bad pattern. And he's like, lady, your pattern sucks. bad pattern. He's like, lady, your pattern sucks. Um, then Thomas, of course, comes in and white pants tucked into his boots. Is that just his thing? I guess that's just the outweigh. What?

Jean. Yeah, well, because the the theme is supposed to be, um, well, is the guy's name, Slim Aaron's Slim Aaron, something like that, which is the guy who photographed all these 1960s Palm Palm spring mid-century modern fab kind of fashions and so everyone's coming in looking sort of 60s chic and his version is to come in wearing his polo uniform he's just wearing like a fleece vest and white white jeans and boots. I had polo in the 60s and you know that Patricia hates this Ashley girl because she goes, ow, a blonde Jackie. Yeah. Ah, new Jackie, ah, socialize with Jackie and you, ma'am. Oh, no, Jackie. I did steal this baseball from a house though. It's a hundred years old and with 19 million dollars. Whitney could

look great. He looks like a crazy old lady. Yeah, he's a pay-as-le-blazer. Although Austin gives him a run for his money because Austin shows up with some bonkers flower blazer. It's pretty intense. Yeah, he's very Austin-paw-as-baby. It was very, very much. I'm glad to see he's put his spare time to good use, you know if you came in with a bad outfit I'd be like you literally have nothing to do all day. You could have gone to every thrift shop in South Carolina Yeah, so he did a good job

So Patricia's like I don't understand why Craig in the lawyer But if he wants to make pillows and it makes him happy go for it. Well, that's because Yes, go ahead. I was just gonna say it's like the nicest things. She's ever said about anybody if he wants to make pillars and it makes him happy go for it. Well, that's because. Yes. Go ahead. I was just going to say it's like the nicest thing she's ever said about anybody. Well, that's because she said it because Craig came in and he

goes, well, instead of bringing a bottle of wine, I brought you some pillows just for fun. And she's like, oh, all right, some poor people pillows. OK, Markle, these can be for your stable. I don't need pillows. I've got Markle. Markle, come your stable. I don't need pillars. I've got Markle Markle come over here and lay behind my head, please Yeah, she did not know what to do with us. She wasn't like oh, aren't these nice. She's like, okay

All right, I'm just gonna rotate till a till some member to help just takes these out of my hands rotating rotating rotate All right, I'm done a full circle full circle anyone gonna come we're gonna rotate There you go there you go missy there you go take it. I have blonde Jackie you can be our lazy Susan Rotator what's our call lazy Susan and Ashley? So Tom's like I like a ton of honey. That's what I like a like a nice tiny honey So tiny it's almost inverted like. I like a nice ton of hot. So Tony's almost inverted. The ton of the hotness coming out of the Johnny. Turn around Ashley, disgusting.

Yeah. So Naomi's there and she's just staring at Craig all mad, which was hilarious to me. She's just mad for no reason. Matt, she's like, I'm gonna be mad. Well, they broke up. That's why she's mad, like, because it's like resentmentsentments too many lingering resentments or maybe she's mad because she's because we see Craig try to drink out of his one glass And he spills out of his glass before he even gets to his mouth. He just like tilts it like just the basics of drinking out of glass

He blunders Guy and then she goes and Whitney goes. I know the feeling guy and then she goes and Whitney goes I know the feeling. Geez. So Cameron finally shows up and she's with a very handsome man named Eddie, which was nice. So I think the first time we've had some diversity on this show in five years, at least diversity that got a title. So that was exciting. And he's been on his shows up at the end parties.

Oh, yeah. I was wondering if he had been in one of the founders balls before. He's the founders balls. Founders balls. Yes, he's been at those, I believe. So Naomi and Chelsea are talking. And she's like, Naomi's like, well, I've been mad at Craig now. So I've done that now.

I need to try and stick up for Catherine. I'm like, wow, Naomi's so I've done that. Now I need to try and stick up for Catherine. I'm like, wow, Naomi's really gonna earn that paycheck this year. I'm a regular, I'm gonna go wherever I go. Yeah, exactly. So she is talking to Chelsea about how she's been having these great conversations with Catherine lately

and she's really been changing since rehab and she just feels like maybe Patricia should give her another shot and Chelsea's like, that's a great idea. I really think you should go tell Patricia. I'm being sarcastic right now. Can you tell I'm being sarcastic? I guess not because you're walking up to Patricia right now. Yeah, I'll be hiding in the garage. All right. I'll never when I knew you before Patricia merged you and then I need you while Patricia was murdering you. I'll just I'll go in the other room and

pay my respects to you with the group and remember you were doing the good times before your face was named. I love mine. It's like okay Patricia. That's how to get on her good side. It's like open a new window indeed. Michael. Okay so Naomi goes after her and she's saying, Miss Patricia, can I speak with you in the dining room? So what's going on there as she eats the head off a rabbit? Yeah. Yeah, Patricia's giving already very nasty looks

because she was in the kitchen sampling something when Naomi was like, Pat, can you come here? So she's like, what's going on? Non-cast member, what do you do and what's going on? And so Naomi's like, well, you know,'ve been I've been talking with Catherine a lot recently and you know it turns out she's you know she's like really cool and you know what? Someone's coming in I must go I must go see them. She just walks away and gives a camera look like bitch. I Don't get to my age with that deal with these little young trolls once in a while When you're at someone's house you shouldn't bring girl grievances to light I said shut up premium proper Patricia. I

Mean I sort of I mean I don't think though. I know me did was the biggest Was the biggest crime, but I think probably she shouldn't have... I mean, it's the host of the party, like, why are you trying to put her on the spot on camera and this awkwardness? Just like, have the party. Yeah, she used to want to like, leaving someone out of the shooting day, again, on purpose.

She's like the power-hungry bitch. And you can't talk to her outside of the house because she never leaves the goddamn house. So when is she supposed to talk to you about it? That's true, but it was pretty amazing how she just nipped that in the bud by literally walking away. I'm sorry I got a ghost that's showing up at the front door I got to go find the speaker that goes make sure he's okay can't see him he's there and then obviously just doesn't do it she's like I'm gonna sit

back hammer on yeah so um then they're all sitting in the living room having a fun time and then Whitney brings out the cake, which is like a red velvet cake, but he like put a baby doll on the top where it was super red and it just looked like bloody and like after birth and gross. Yeah, he made it where strawberries are surrounding it so it looks like the baby's coming out of a strawberry guppy vagina. Oh, yeah, I was just guessing. And he goes, it's actually a projection as it comes out of Cameron. I'm like, you're supposed to be eating this cake, you know. It's like, maybe documentary about this.

Yes. I wonder if his documentary is still on Netflix. Maybe it's no longer Netflix worthy. Well, hopefully they'll get Patricia's new documentary. We'll eat it in the Butlis pantry. Send it to Michael's house, the Butlis pantry. Naomi and Craig are talking. I just had the most awkward interaction with Patricia.

I thought maybe if I did that's Nana and I was like, you should have done that. I feel so bad yeah, now I feel so bad because like, no one should be made to feel like nothing. That's not really- Then you hear in the other room, whoa! Ah! Ah!

These people are so fucking evil. But I like evil in their Sunday's best. They are. They're just like laughing at Craig because they open up Craig's present, which is that handmade monkey slash teddy bear. And they're just cracking up and they're like, where is Craig? And chef goes, he's talking politics with a refrigerator, and I actually could fall out of that. I don't know why that just like cracked me up, because I could actually imagine Craig having a discussion with a sub-zero.

Well, it was kind of true, because he was talking friend politics with his cold ex. Oh, it was like, kind of on. And Craig's like, well, look, we're all growing. And she's like, like you, you're growing. He's like, I'm trying to grow. She's like, what are you doing to grow? It's like, are you gonna break up with a game? Are you gonna break up with them again? Like how many times can you break up with the guy?

Leave them alone. Yeah, and she's like, well, he's like, I've just got, I've gotten like so much stuff done in the past two months. Like, and she's like, well, okay. So like, you've gotten more stuff done in the past two months, like, and she's like, well, okay, so like you've gotten more stuff done in the past two months than the past three years when you were with me. So was that say about me? What do you try to say about me?

I was like, whoa, whoa. Open wound. That's a loaded question. Because then you're saying I didn't do anything in the time I was with you. Like, yeah, that is what she's saying. But she's like, I said more, you've done more, not nothing craig, lawyer, Craig.

And he's like, how on earth would you do more in two months than you would do in three years unless you thought that person was a loser? I'm like, I'm getting lost in all the logic here. So you have two is too much. And she's also doing everything she can to piss off Patricia. Because first she talks to Patricia and then she fights in her home. Yeah. Why don't you just go poop on the floor? Meanwhile, Cameron is like crying with laughter at Craig's monkey, because there's like areas in the back where it's all messed up. And she's like, oh look, here's where he messed up and didn't do it right, Craig.

And it actually says Pat on the back. He like soded Pat. I guess it was like part of the Patricia pillow who is making. Yes. Man, that's probably what it was. I loved it on the back of the teddy bear's ass is Patricia. That's just perfect. So Naomi's still fighting with him and you just hear Cameron cracking up the whole time and it's not just a little bit. Then they all jump in and they're all cracking up and making fun of what elusive Craig is It's like this poor guy and it's poor new boyfriend having to sit there listening to it all I know it's a rough time. Oh, man

So he and Naomi are just like now there's fully fighting and talking about like she's saying how she turns into Different person when she's around Craig and that she trusted him and he and he would always let her down and like she didn't wasn't in with it. Didn't like his lifestyle, missing meetings and sleeping in and all that stuff. He's like, uh, I'm the same person when you start dating me. Like, I missed meetings when we started dating, not just when we stopped dating. I've always been irresponsible. I'm the same person that was doing nothing when we traveled the world together. What's the problem?

And she's like, well, I decided not to waste my life. And I decided to wake up and do shit. And you just sit at home and you sow and you pretend to do things. And he's like, what's wrong with my sewing? Cut to like the pat on the back of the teddy bear ass. I know. So good. Wicked, yeah, like the, like the, the, the, the teddy bear

actually just like fall apart at one point. It looked like they were holding up Tatters of cloth. Yeah, so just like so it just imploded. Yeah, they say what's wrong with my song is like no there's something literally wrong with your sewing because your teddy bear is falling apart. Yeah, and he's like well I'm a house so tell me I'm a loser at 29 and she's like it's not about assets Craig. It's like it kind of is and then she's like I got my shit together unlike you and he's like you it's not about assets, Craig. It's like, it kind of is. And then she's like, I got my shit together, unlike you. And he's like, you still live off your parents,

with just kind of a good point. Yeah. Yeah. But I still feel like she has her shit together more than Craig, though, even if she does live with her parents. Because her parents are like French and fabulous, who wouldn't want to live with them? Or live off of them.

I don't know if she lives with them, or if she still lives in that same old house, or house or whatever. But then this fight ends with Cameron opening an actual teddy bear that someone bought her. I'll look at this. Well, it's the effort that counts and Whitney's like apparently not. That's a bitter old lady, I love it. So now the big bombshell, JD shows up and he's brought Elizabeth. He's like, hey, Miss Patricia, wow, nervous, wow, nervous, wow, wow. Wow, scared, wow. JD nervous was weird because he got very effeminate. And he was like, hello, that is Patricia.

How are you? I guess that's more British. What? Yes, who? How are you, girl friend? Snap, snap, root, ball, you jarn up. Why? Sorry, we're behind rush, rush, rush, rush.

Humpty, humpty. We got a little caught up in fighting over our crumbly marriage. I mean, it's great. Why? So now Naomi's like, okay, I've pissed Patricia off by talking about Catherine. Then I fought in her own with Craig. Now I'm just gonna, now I'm just gonna start shit with Liz. So she's talking to Sheffan and Whitney and or with whatever. And she's like, I cannot believe she's here with him. How could she do this to me after all I said to him last time? Like now that she's yelled at the guy,

Liz can never talk to the guy again. Oh my God, man. Well, because it's true, because JD bringing Elizabeth is his way of saying, basically, yeah, we're separated, but we're still on good terms. So all those things that you ladies were saying is fucking wrong and I've won.

And they all pick up on it. And now I'm just like, well, now I don't know what to do and now this is super awkward and she obviously knows about the shit I've been saying and so she's like oh gosh don't worry we're in the south it can just be super fake just hug her big and then say to JD nice to see you and you'll see everything will be fine she's like okay but I'm French I'm not from here I'll try it. And so she tries it, it works perfectly. It's just like smile at fake it to make it. Yeah, well, she doesn't really smile.

She's like, hello,. It's the south. Look at me. That's why I always take care of my appearance is so much. I'm wearing Godfrey at his sunglasses today. I own diners and drive-ins and dives. She's just pissed, you know. And she's like, I know he feels like he's winning. I know he feels like he's winning And then he and then JD, you know, he's walking around kissing everyone's ass and he's like he's like that's a gorgeous cake Patricia, wow, I'm like no, it's not everyone agreed it's not a gorgeous cake. You're lying now JD Everyone knows you're lying. It's a gorgeous cake Destroyed vagina just what I've worked for my entire marriage.

So all the girls get together on the couch and he's storm, he senses a Chick-fil-A storm of ruin. So he's like, oh, vertical is, take a bottle is. I don't want to be here when that conversation starts. Whoa. Wow, good to see everybody. Wow, everyone's like, oh. And the girls are just ready to pants. And Liz is like, hi, girls. And they always like, shh. And the girls are just ready to pants.

And this is like, hi girls. And they always like, that's a cute one. Just stop. Don't be like that. Stop. Bye.

And then we just flipped some double fingers. I'm not sure how I feel about that. But I do know what it's like when you stand up for, when your girlfriends like, everything's terrible. And then they're back together with them. And then everything's terrible. And then they're back together with them. And it's like when you stand up for when your girlfriend's like, everything's terrible and then they're back together with them. And then everything's terrible and then they're back together with them. And it's like a merry go round. But I think Chelsea had it right when she's like, you did what you did to you. You did your due diligence, which has been said I think three

times in this episode, by the way, people are very into due diligence today. I'm so sorry. Your lawyers like Craig. Yeah, Like Craig. You're pillow diligence. So she's like, you've done your due diligence as a friend, but it's not your duty. Yeah. But it does suck for now. I mean, because she did, she did go above and beyond to defend Elizabeth. And then Elizabeth's like, no, I'm going to be here with my husband. Everything's fine.

And that's like, that sucks. Well, yeah, but you take shit in your relationship until you decide, you know, like you have to be able to vent with your friends and not expect them to go be like, okay, this is it. It's over now. Well, I think the thing is that I don't think Naomi was doing it to stand up for Elizabeth, necessarily, even though that was part of it. I think it was just like JD is acting like a pig and he's trying to play like, oh, Mr. Sweet JD, almost the victim in this situation

and he's not and he's wronged a lot of people and he owes a lot of people a lot of money and so she's like, I'm gonna take a stand. But part of that was that she was totally standing for that. But she, same. Same. Yeah, I'm totally for her standing against JD.

He's a prick. I just don't know about being mad at Liz after you know Yeah, well, we'll see what happens because The awkwardness will continue next week on on the next southern charm In the meantime, let's wrap up this episode with some crap in smell bad. Let's do our beam. Yay. I mean it's supposed to be playing now I don't know if it's actually playing. It's not. It's not. DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG

Okay, we pretend like you all just heard, oh, you know why? Because it was going to my Apple TV. I'm afraid. That would have been really awkward if someone were watching it right now. Don't you hate when Apple Play does that? Anyway, let's go to the crap in the mailbag. And while I pull that up, I'm going to have to restart my browser. Ronnie, watch the telephone and what the mailbag is all about. Well, the mailbag is a section where you send us mail

and we read it and talk about it. It's on Patreon. And thank you to everybody who's on Patreon. Thank you so much. Our hangout is actually coming up soon. Our video chat hangout on l google. It's our monthly party With y'all so when is that gonna be next week right then next week? Yeah So good to got patreon for info on that. We'll probably posted it over the weekend So everybody knows when to be there. Yeah, here's one. Here's a question from Benjamin O'Toole, King Edmunds Cohen, who asks,

which male bravo liberty makes the best use of HGH and anabolic steroids? Which one do you think has the worst roared belly? And why is it Joe Judice? Are you gonna answer? I thought you were gonna answer first. Why is Joe Judice what? No, the question is,, why is Joe, Joe, do you guys what? No, the question is, and why is it Joe, Joe, do you guys?

It was a joke. It was a joke. You kind of have it that far, sorry. Oh, I think the worst use of it, well, yeah, Joe, Joe, do you guys is obviously the answer. But I think if we take him out of the running, because he's obviously going to win, I think it would be Mike from Shaw's.

Mike from Shaw's is the worst. He's got a pretty bad Roy Belly Let's see well, it's interesting. This is asking specifically which is the worst Roy Belly Yeah, Mike says Mike is a bad Roy Belly if it was just bad Roy Defex It would probably Ryan from OC because those Roy's aged in about 10 years. Oh Thomas Ryan. Um, I think and other bad ones with Roy's, well, Jack's had some bad Royad issues, we imagine. Um, I think the good, the good steroid use would be Joe Gorgah, I think, uh, Shervin is allegedly, I mean, and biologically, I'm saying, if they were, if they have been using them, then the effects are very nice.

Yeah, and it's hard to tell who has a worst worried belly on Shaz, because they're rich. So you never know if they're putting in like stomach and plant, and then it's like falafel belly, like under the, in plants of the stomach. So who knows? Yeah, oh, I think also someone who has not reacted well to Roy, it would be Kenya's ex-matte.

He did not seem to react so well to them. Although his body looked great, his body looked great. I just think that the Roy rage was something he really has to work on. Yeah. Those garage windows, etc. Kenneth Curtis asks with sweet darling Kenneth, with all the Titanic and Kathy Bates references and the almost sinking of the boat with the ladies of New York. Can you put Ramona in as Rose Mario as Cal quad as Rose's mother Leah Black as the unsequible Molly Brown and DJ GM's Kennedy as Jack. Oh my God that's so many people. I don't remember who who is who is Cal on Titanic. I'm assuming it would be the the one that she's engaged to, right?

Oh, like Billy Zane. Yeah. I don't remember. No, interesting. So, so, okay. So, just so you guys get a lay of the land here, Kenneth wants Rose to be Ramona and Jack to be DJ James Kennedy. He wants a James Kennedy Ramona relationship.

Okay. So James Kennedy is Jack? Yes. My room is small girl. I got a room on this, but it's really small. Did you hear the news girl girl? Army playing the main deck. No more Steerage for Mr. James Kennedy Jack. Steerage, man. DJ. Well, hello, Jack. Okay? I'm a maven. Okay?

That's why I'm on the Titanic. I'm the maven of the Titanic. And I'm supposed to marry this guy. And he's such a handsome. But I'm misbeing single. I'm ready to mingle, Jack. I'm the King of the World. I'm playing the world right now. I'm the DJ of the world. Here, here girl. Once you get up, I'll be here on this boat, right here. And now you can be the queen of the world.

But king and queen of the world, girl. You know what they say? He near, far, or wherever you're going. You know, it's all the same thing if you're Celine Dion. Because she's fantastic. She has a car. I have a nice car I deserve it. I'm a maven It's rules that have a deal. You are not allowed to eat that teacher Good Kathy Bates is Leah oh Kathy Bates Oh Kathy Invoice them invoices the shipbaker is anyway. I'm off on a raft. Bye. I

Spurrow look at them sinking over there the ocean. Well, here I am on a boat. I feel kind of bad today What am I supposed to do take a bicycle on the sea? Look at that iceberg Oh Great trip, but I'm not going down with the Mary soul Hey Rose I'm sorry, but I found youul at the bottom of the ocean got it already But have a nice swim, Jack. I gave it to Adriana and she stole it from me. Oh Mailbag mailbag. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you.

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