Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley

Episode Date: July 27, 2018

The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The incredible, edible Matthews sisters! And Lizzie Drucker a fun mother I've been so much more crap than crap in this world. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the lovely and talented Ronnie Karam, also of the Rose Prick Spasher Rose podcast. What's going on Ronnie? Oh hi, Bane. How are you doing?

I'm doing so good. Wow, Candida. Candida. Candida. I'm doing so good. Wow, Canada. Canada. My voice is scratchy from all this Canada time. You know, really is people are so peaceful like you get a sore throat from not yelling. People are so gentle here. Yeah, they are gentle. It's so nice. It's so nice up here. We've been having a great time at the just for last festival already and then our big show our big big show is tonight. We're so excited about that. It's going to be there's so many industry people here. I gosh, I've never been around so many industry people before. It's like it's like everywhere and it's kind of crazy because there's so many comedians and they all know each other. And so it's like they they're all friends. And

then I feel like I'm like walking around like, hi, hi, I'm a podcaster. Hi. Hi. Well, I'm used to being around industry people because I'm from El Paso, Texas. And there's so many industry people there, like cattle industry. Yeah. I know everyone on the bowling alley industry in El Paso. So back up Netflix. Seriously. But we'll probably talk more about this crazy weekend on our bonus episode. For now, why don't we dive into the Southern charm reunion. Part two is a big part two. It was like 90 minutes long. Although before we do that, we should remind people that next month we have, we're going to two cities.

We're going to be in West Palm Beach at the Palm Beach improv. So everyone's got to come there. Obviously, Luan Central Palm Beach. And then two days later, we have two shows in Atlanta. The first one's actually already sold out. So I'm going to even try to go the first one. Okay. But you can go to the second one, doing them in the same, no.

And for all those things, all those tickets, go to watchcraft one doing them at the same noise and for all those things all those tickets go to watch crap is calm okay Okay, and then Denver and September to get ready to start shilling that one suckers. Oh Lord I can't think about it. So this episode so the last episode of Southern charm we did was the first reunion Obviously because we go in order and it was a live show at obviously because we go in order and it was a live show at in Philadelphia and a holy crap. I mean, doing this without a live audience is going to be weird now because I want people to like boo. I know this is our first Southern charm in like three weeks that has not had a live audience because we had we had a Philadelphia last week and then before the week before that we're in Kansas City. I mean, it's just like it's weird

I don't know what to do anymore. I need I need that town hall feeling Yeah, well guess what we can still be you. Oh my goodness because this is a very Ashley centric episode before it even started it I called it doing the monster smash Lee because doing the monster smash Lee because what a monster. And I knew that she was going to say she was going to try and be better and you know repair the relationship. I'm like America. You know, it's been really hard for me. You know who it's hard for? That fucking hairdresser who has to sit back there all day with you. Yes, for four hours, four hours listening to you talk in your high pitched fake cry voice

and concern yourself over the tendrils falling out of your hair. And I can promise you, priv people do not get paid enough to deal with that bullshit. Yeah, no, I actually don't think this reunion was had anything to do with priv because they actually all looked pretty good. Like all their makeup was good. I was like, Oh, Priv wasn't around. What

was Priv doing? There was must have been a sale on banana powder and Priv was down there at the beauty supply. They're like, we can't go to the reunion. We got banana powder to buy at a cheap cost. It's also one of the only reunions on Brava that uses yellow lighting. I guess because it's in the south. Maybe. And Andy keeps saying, welcome back to the porch. Here we are on the porch. So I guess it's some lights. I'm not really sure. He's really running with it.

He's really insisting that they're on a porch when it's obvious it's a set. Aside from the fact that, yes, obviously, aside from the fact that clearly it's a set, but it's not even one of those sets that tries to make it look truly like a porch like there's like door frames that are like cut off on the top like it's not a porch stop saying it's a porch. It's a humongous porch and there's like a big jug of Lisa Vanderpump sangria in the back

so let's not forget who is running this network. It wasn't sweet tea. I think it was sangria because there was well I guess sweet tea does have that to bunch of lemons instead. I don't know The you know it was the cocktail Cocktails by Prith They look one color, but then they're totally not the same you know It's like it looks like sangria, but it's really tea. They're like do you want some white wine? They're like that looks like sangria No, it's white wine. I don't know about you, Prith

Anywho okay, so we open with Ashley still being sequestered in the dressing room and tell she can you know get over her terrible personality disease she's in quarantine Terrible present she has TBD a TPTPD terrible personality disease Yeah, so she's quarantine. She's patient zero She has TBD, a TBD terrible personality disease. Yeah, so she's quarantine, she's patient zero. And they're just throwing that hair lady to the wolves. You can die.

The hair lady is now at this point behind like a plastic sheet, you know, a quarantine, she's in her own little quarantine now. And they're just like, we're going to let you die. We're going to see what happens, we're going to dissect your body, but we're keeping Ashley alive because she's showing no other symptoms. Ashley says I'm about to walk into the lion's den and speak my truth. I know it's gotten to me in some trouble and that's why it's like nerve-wracking for me. I love the idea of walking into a lion's den to speak your truth. Lion, I have to tell you something. Okay, I am proud of what I've said.

Well, in the Bible, Daniel and the lion's den is where they throw Daniel and from lion's den and he's like somehow okay. Yeah, and I have to say that is very Ashley because, you know, Ashley's been sleeping with Thomas for a long time. And look at her, still standing. Yeah, she's been in the lizard den. Yeah, she's been in the moose knuckle den. Yeah. You're going to make me have to open up some of this hotel water if you don't stop making these funny jokes, Ronnie. Oh, guys.

So she's still now, her hair is put back so she can't flick it because apparently, it's apparently the internet and you know I've been dragging her through the alligator swamps for it. So now her hair is back, but she's still like pulling it Yeah, I actually thought her hair looked her hair looked quite pretty I think that that that woman she's like I have four hours. I am making my masterpiece like they said it could not be done How did team the water buffalo? I am doing it. You have better be pretty. Yeah, better be.

So then let's see, they're so on break. And Catherine's like, you know what? Um, for you to verbalize all that stuff to me meant like so much camera and cause like you verbalized it camera, you are normalized it. Thank you. So a camera. You are normalized it, thank you. So a camera is like, no problem. And basically, like the episode opens up with some like boring shit. They're like, well, we'll give a little bit of boring shit before we get to good stuff.

So it's like, oh, remember when Catherine disappeared for like a day and everyone was like, where's Catherine? Like, Catherine, how did that feel to have people be like, where's Catherine? And she's like, um, I was surprised that everyone was concerned. And it felt nice. Which is such bullshit because you know, she was probably like, thanks a lot. You're trying to make me look like a goddamn drug addict on TV. Thanks a lot, friends. Yeah, thanks. Um, but you know, the new

Catherine can hold that shit in. She will get them back next year. I'm sure in some way. She will. them back next year, I'm sure. And some will. She will. Um, but one of my favorite questions of the last episode was, is Cameron just full of shit with her sobbing all the sudden? Like, I feel so guilty because I have a baby now. I get it. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm falling for that, even though I did, because if anybody cries, I believe them for the best part. I actually,. Um, gave us an answer this week and he did not believe it apparently because he's like, Oh of course, Cam. Whoa, Cam

cut all teary eyed. Whoa. Still gonna cry Cameron. Whoa, gosh, gosh. Like not buying give it all. So thank you. Chef was in full gosh mode this episode. It was really great. Like everything Adam was like

He had something about everything. So anyway, so Catherine's talking about how you know She's really when she was 18 is the first time she realized she suffered from depression because she was working in politics and Basically the those asshole dudes in politics just made her feel like shit because they judge her cuz she is a woman and then Craig's like oh I feel shitty because even though I had her back during times of conflict, it doesn't mean I was there for her all the time. It's almost like my heart was an archaic device unto itself. My heart tried to stab a wall with a butter knife. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, he goes, I thought I was being supportive of her, but support doesn't just mean telling Whitney to fuck off sometimes. Oh, really?

Maybe steps. When Ben's crying, I'd just say, you know what? Fuck you, Whitney. Fuck off. And it makes Ben feel better. It does. Thank you. So Catherine's like, I'm just happy that everyone's, you know, there for me, even though, you know, they thought that was crazy at one point. And Craig goes, it kind of makes it real. What? What? What? Yeah. Craig is in full Barbara Walters mode today. He's like crossing his eyes and he's pinching his fingers. Like he has tiny little symbols, you know, like little finger symbols in his hand or like he's maybe holding an eyelash, one little eyelash. And he's just like pointing in the air with his legs crossed, just trying to psycho allies.

Just say like nice things. He's just like pulling quotes from like some like 365 days of affirmations. He's like, you know, like, well, the real truth of your power is how you deal with adversity, Catherine, June 23rd. So chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like, so chef is like,

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and still have manners. Yeah. His rock bottom is wonderful. Yeah, his rock bottom is like full of garsh. It's very like sweet and supportive. He loves to say everything. Yeah, everyone's trying to wrap their head around this drug and alcohol problem because you know, like 90% of this cast, like does something, you know. Yeah. Um, and she's like, well, I'm really glad that this came up on camera because like some

people can't even say medicine. It's like a thing. And Cameron's like, oh yeah, you know, the brain is an organ. And Andy's like, Oh Cameron, you have anxiety, don't you? You're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, like, okay, Cameron, you've already cried, okay, stop trying to take away from captains, like, drug and alcohol moment. So then it's, um, so let's talk about Shep. So Shep, you were like, you're basically like a wasted bomb on the street last season. And now you're a little bit better. Colin from Patugie Falls, Michigan wants to know, hey, what's the difference between blacking out and browning out and Shep's like, oh, gosh, well, there's a big difference

because now I have flashes of memory. It's kind of like I have, I can remember like the Ted Offensive and the Vietnam War documentary, but I can't remember all what Robert McNamara said after that. Gosh. Well, now we call it African-American out and Latino out because you're just not supposed to describe people you sleep with when you're wasted in such one syllable manner. Okay. And so then Cameron's like, like, no, he is doing better, but like, I mean, let's be honest, like, you know, Shep, you were just showing me your phone and all the women that are in there and she goes, gosh, I'm not talking about women. I'm talking about lifestyle double garge

Your lifestyle is fucking randos every different night, okay? And so then is this where they ask him how many people? Oh, okay, Karen goes. Oh my god Andy says how many times a week do you get laid and he's like oh? Garge I'm gonna get in trouble for this one mom you get laid and he's like, oh gosh, I'm going to get in trouble for this one, Mom. And Austin's like, I'd say four or six times a week probably in Catherine, because I'm jealous. Shit. And Cameron's like, I can't believe you haven't gotten any one pregnant.

You might be sterile. Yeah. She's going, no, no, no. So then of course, Andy, always the master of Delica question goes, so, Chef, do you use a condom or do you just pull out? Chef's like, gosh. Well, what I like to do is I like to garsh, I like to wrap it in a garsh, and then if I feel it's,

I know it really well, I'll ungarsh it in, till take the garsh out of the right garsh time. I just make sure not to leave any of my G-will occurs inside of there. Well, if I know, am I feeling bad pulling out, you know, that's not really showing much commitment to a friend. Well, you know, everyone has to pull out at some point, just like America did, out of Vietnam, gawd. So then, Adi, it's like, we sure all enjoyed watching relationship with everyone's like nobody watched that before relationship I have to point out one point they're like so chef with all this bone and then pulling out like you're clean

He's like gosh, it's a miracle and Craig's like oh Let's jinx it and by next week you'll have four kids and every else to the and chef goes don't jinx it and buy it next week you'll have four kids and every else of you. And Shep goes, don't jinx it. Gosh, Craig. I would knock on wood, but I'll have to do the helicopter first, Craig. So then, have you brings up relationship, which I don't think anybody on the show has watched even Cameron, and she was kind of on it. No, but they were like, well, we didn't have a reunion for relationship because not

enough people cared, but we do have a few like nagging questions, so I'll address them now You had one each girl who was way too young for you that seemed nice But then you ended up going with a super young girl that was way too young for you What was that about? And he's like and then they show a clip of this young girl who's 22 years old that he chose and She's like when we're it's your last relationship. And he said, oh, gosh, I guess when I was in the four, I guess like when I was, you know, in my 20s or something, she just said that was like when I was in the fourth grade.

Oh, yeah. So then Andy's like, I mean I mean chef you just through your first dinner party. She was no well Let me think back to the garsh files Yes Garsh affirmed I Did make garsh chicken for my mom one time and her friend came over just that count But to be fair. I still have never smoked a garsh

That's Craig's apartment. So you were nicer to Craig this year. What's up with that? And he's like, what was less strong this year? So that helped. Also there's someone else for you to be totally jealous of that's getting more precise a than you this year. Yeah, exactly. Although, Shep is still getting some as evidence

in this next segment when they start talking, and he starts talking about the arcs and chemistry between Shep and Catherine when she brought him soup and he's like, yeah, sometimes I think back on season one, I think like what if this was a little different or that was a little different and, you know, whatever. But then he's like, but physically it was a lot of fun. She was really good. Which of course everyone's

like laughing, but it's like kind of uncomfortable, you know, talking about like a horse, you know. Yeah, classy. He's like, you know what? I always do, but I always go against the grain. And I do look to give tors in the mouth. And I'll say this, Catherine has great teeth. And like, that's what the arm wore hasn't shut up. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, God, he's so gross. Not a great event. So then shut.

Yeah. But of course, Catherine's like, that was fun. Here. So he asked how many times they hooked up and Catherine's like like four, five, um, she's like, how long after Kinsey? How long? How long was it? And she's like, yeah, right after. But at least I left before you woke up. I'm just like so sad. Yeah. I'm uncomfortable by all this. Yeah, me too. I'm uncomfortable by all this. Yeah me too

I just want to like sneak into Catherine's bed just so I can wake up with her and be like that was great Garsh. Yeah, so pretty so yes, and now it's like so sharp You were mean last season, but you seem nicer now and he's like oh Garsh, I hate what I mean spirited. I like being nicer, but ah downtown Charleston brings out the devil. Downtown! A long... goes off. That's... Garsh goes off.

That's... I do... Thar up, ha! Garsh, garsh, garsh! You Put in your eight cars for the cars That have all way Till it's five p.m. In the gosh and you go Gosh through the beach Where your dreams are

The beach Where your dreams are Gars all my life five oh always been gars I keep asking God what are the cars? He tells me course not cars Course that car skid cars I'm a child of the cars Skid gosh down on skid gosh

He gave me a car gave me Gar sin a brand cross of cars in a Drinks me like cars calls me a Garsh which With that you are a guard your guards The studded out of sc scabby lips or something I don't know how you're still alive So I go Garstown It's I'm like forgetting to have our address

Where your gosh some mess I go gosh town where you're gosh some mess i go gosh town where are gosh lit ships gosh god that is cool down on gosh row they are my life the gosh out here

okay well let's just keep going on through little gosh apart no because soon there's going to be a big gosh plant The garsh out of here. Okay, well, just keep going on through the little garsh apart. No, because soon there's going to be a big garsh plant eating people. Oh my god. Ashley too is on the way. Ready to take over the world. It's Thomas time. There's going to this is going to end with little clips of Ashley being planted all over the world. So everybody could get asked.

Yeah, Thomas. I'm a mean greed mother from outer space and I'm ready to get married. So chef is basically like, gosh, it's bourbon street downtown. That's where all the whores mess up my mind. And Charlotte from El Paso, Holler El Paso. She's like, yo, miss. What's up with being jealous of Austin all the time? That's what that is. And he's like, well,

Joel is he was a factor that day I went into Chelsea's and said that Austin is the new Garshap. But here's why, because I dropped him off and then I went to Chelsea's. And when he was in the car, he was like, gosh, you missed the most epic night. And then when I saw Chelsea's and when he was in the car he was like, Gorsh, you missed the most epic night. And then when I saw Chelsea, I was like, whoa, I'm so jealous. He had the most epic night, but it came across that I can't get a heart on anymore.

And now he's getting all the pussy on bourbon street. Lift up your eyes. Wash, wash off that garce cara. Here, take this garce wipe the garce is away show me your garce as clear as the morning I know you were garce but now your garce came suddenly garce war okay so in front of us can we just take a moment while we're talking about the jealousy between Austin and shop, which there totally is. It's like aging, doughy white guy, you know, jealous of the other aging, doughy white guy.

Oh, and who's getting more of an allowance from their daddy? Okay. But can we just take a moment to notice that they're dressed exactly the same? Yeah. They're wearing the exact same shoes. They're crossing their legs the exact same way. They're both wearing dockers and an unbuttoned, you know, dress shirt with a jacket. They look exact like they're pathetic. It's sad. I think Austin, I imagine this in the live show, I think actually Austin pulled off the look a

little bit better. Say what you will, I thought he looked quite depper on this reunion. He did. Yeah, I was proud of him. His clear spots is where he clears works for everybody guys we all do it they do Austin of the two he does he's learning so yes so asking yeah you I mean you basically got it about about about the one upsmanship so so then now it's about Chelsea's issue with Austin not standing up for himself and Austin's like Chelsea Chelsea, this is like Chelsea this is like ridiculous I would really like to comment up about this right now. Do not remember last year I got into the biggest tiff with chef on your behalf. I mean, I was like

I think we're alone now because we're in tiff land Is it is it me anyone have anyone have again to a t? I was like, what sort of image file is this? Is this a .tiff file? Cause I was in a Tiff, Tiff, Tiff. Remember that, Chelsea? That was crazy what I told Whitney last year, okay? Like that was, or when I told Chef last year, that was crazy.

I was like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Not really, and that was really rapy of chef So it's not like you were going out on this huge mountain and like standing for your woman You know, which is what she's asked and basically she was like like would the vert if I remember correctly Austin was like ship I have something that may cause us to get into a huge tiff And I hope you're ready for it. You're not acting cool. It's like gosh. I'm sorry. He's like okay cool bro's forever And then chefs like, well, Chelsea says, your butt's drawn to swooping the same dog, and I wonder why you get the same place or whatever the fuck force is talking about everything. And chefs like, why the way at Chelsea, you don't

have to tell them everything like guards, okay? And she's like, well the way, Josie, you don't have to tell him everything I got us, okay? And she's like, well, you know, it's just that I was talking to you both within 10 minutes and your conversations were so different. Yeah, and they started talking about, they started comparing these timelines. I wasn't really paying attention. They were like, well, turns out that you're already home by this time. And I was out at this time and this time, and then just cut to crickling, I wish they had invited me out. Basically turned out that chef was totally lying. And he had been out with Austin all the night before acting like he wasn't out. And he just needed an Austin was out. Yes. I'm pretty sure

as well as happening. So then Andy's like like so I like the Andy's so judgmental and Apparently chef actually called him out one time on watch what happens live because he's giving him so much shit Like look at you being single all the time. Never settling dead. It's getting drunk every night That's real rats and people and he's like what do you do? Yeah exactly? I Mean Andy has like nine million jobs and he is crawling around that pretty spears uh, uh, stage. Did you see that video? Yeah, I did. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry everyone. Gars, it's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig! Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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I don't even know what that is Andy fun employment. I don't get I don't even understand what that means do you have a job? No Andy fun employment. I don't get I don't even understand what that means. Do you have a job? No So does anybody with a penis in this room besides me have any amputation at all and they homie goes Yeah, they have the ambition not to work No, Andy has that like smokers laugh that but like a specific Yeah, I mean I'm over here heaving but yes I still will judge maybe my side yeah he sounds like he sounds like both of Marge Simpson sisters in one person yeah basically at this one um but Naomi's cracking me up

because she's like still completely leaned all the way back on that couch just like not giving one single fuck about anything that's happening. No, not a single fuck. So Andy starts asking about Austin's beer and he's in the branding stage of the beer, pitching it to distributors. And he has a name, it's called Trap Hop, which does sound very beery. I like that it's like one vowel away from being tripop Which is a totally different thing and like the exact opposite of anything that we find on on this Show it's like the widest version of that ever

So then Andy's like call your mommy sure no nonsense and he's like, oh, yeah, that's what we tell her Cuz she'll just say cut the shit yeah right before she hands you a fucking bag of money. Give me a break. So it's like fast forward through Austin, please. No, I like, well, we have to like discuss Austin not paying. No, I just mean in my mind. Oh, and you're, oh, I see just like philosophically. Yeah.

So it's like, so Austin, why don't you pay bills, bills, bills, bills. And Austin's like, I would love to clear the air on this. I would love to do this, okay? Because I'm about to get into a huge tip about this, okay? So the reason why I didn't pay for any of the dates is we basically didn't go on dates. It's like hard to get Chelsea out. She eats dinner at 6 o'clock. And who pays for dinner at 6 o'clock?

That's like Chelsea time. It's like the cheapest time ever to eat dinner. So then Austin's like, I can only remember like one place where Chelsea got the bill like one place and Chelsea's like How about when we went to Chowbow biscuits or what about that chicken place or the place had the cowboy hot on the menu or the place had the little stars. Remember you got the pancakes at one time. I remember you like you said you want to get some queso, but you actually thought queso was something else and you thought it was like a steak of some sorts. You're like, I'm sending this back and I was like, Oh, chef, I'm a buyer. So I bought the queso myself.

You forgot about the while we steakhouse and the talk of Cabana. That what you're saying. Remember the pickle hut, the pickle hut. You forgot the funnels, you forgot the funnels. Palace. Come on now. That was meaningful to me. Don't you remember jelly ballastation? And he's like, he's like, but you would like come on Chelsea like literally Chelsea would like jump in there and you like jump in there. I'm just like grab the check super fast. And he's like, I know you can't close your mouth ever, but please finish the sentence because we've got a lot to get through here. It's just you know, it's like she grabbed

the check so fast, you know, I don't know how she goes that quickly It's like it's like five seconds and she's already grabbed it. It's like that's crazy, you know But like, you know, I'm just trying to find my way in life because I don't know what to do with my life And like I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing But I'm just trying to find my way through it and Chelsea's like yeah, sorry I'm not like everyone else here who knows what they want to do with their life like everyone else is privileged because They're like working towards something. Exactly. And Charles is like, it's just hard for me because I don't come from a

family who could support me. And so like, you have all the money in the world. Just pick something and just like, do it. I think that's yeah, I wish it were that simple. It's literally that simple. You're in the branding stage months after you should have for something that you're not even making yourself and that your parents are paying for. Maybe you stop. He's just partner with Karen Huber at this point.

He's like, please make your checks out for the Bureau of the Budget Review to icon enterprises. Security. Security, we're in a tip, security. And also, he acts so charming on the show. And I buy it for, I mean, I really sound like I'm spearing pure hatred for Austin, but for the most part, I've actually liked him.

It's a lot of the stuff that he does online that really, as I say on the show, on social that really disgusts me with this guy. It's just gross. So they play, they show a tweet. Austin Crowell, jobless check. Fratt Boy S. Shack. Cheap. Check. Hairless Foszy Bear. Check. Trot hopping. Check. Spineless. Check. Anything else you care to share with everybody but me.

Check. you care to share with everybody but me. At what your buns? Yeah. It's like literally like, I love that he puts so many checks down and still doesn't pick any of them up. Yeah. Also like the most inoffensive rumors. Like, like you're on a Bravo show. You should be so lucky that your rumors of that benign. It's like, yeah, I'm not kidding.

He like is, it's not a job at the moment so meanwhile speaking of non-benign rumors we then go to Ashley in the dressing room and she's just babbling she's been just babbling to this poor lady she's like I think about things all the time what I should have said what I would say if I had a chance and now I'm getting my chance now, Chelsea. Just one was like, I am not Chelsea. And she's just like, she's not flicking your hair so she's just flicking all the jewelry on the table.

She's like picking it up and flicking it down. She can't help it. She just turns into a pinball machine. I just get nervous. Flap, flap, flap, flap. Just try to be the best place I could be. Meanwhile the poor hair lady is like cutting herself on the inside.

I'm sorry I'm coughing everyone. I can't help it. Like, as everyone knows, I have had this lingering cough. This is what happens. I have a frail body. And every few years I get a cough that just lingers for like four weeks. And when I am well rested as in like if I go see early

and wait and see been then i can go the whole day without coughing um... but then like when it's like crazy and you're in the middle of monday all the cop just comes wearing back like i want to party to so i apologize because i know the last thing anyone wants to hear is me coughing and i microphone does not have a mute button on it well why should it just be me joined the club

well listen we're all humans except for Ashley. So we then go to Chelsea and she's talking about her dog. She's like, oh, Tassoon, who was part of Michael Vicks doggy fight club. He was going to be there. We're going to feed him. You're going to feed that dog to some madness. Vicks, April up was fighting dogs. Wow.

You should litigate. So Chelsea's like, I'm getting that dog workers comp. Have them stop by the clinic. The problem with no clinic. So, remember that stupid joke I made last week about being like in favor of YouTube. So stupid. So Chelsea, Chelsea is like, oh, the gossip,

it will all salon, I have everything. And it's like, well, what's the latest gossip at Willow Salon, I heard everything. And it's like, well, what's the latest gossip? Like, go on, Chelsea. Say it, Chelsea. Say it. I heard about him and Ashley. They were on the date out on Kingwall.

They date some Kingwall in my rocker. And they're like, no, what about Thomas? What happened? Yes, well, he was at with Ashley. Like, to be honest, say it, Chelsea. Cuck. Okay, it was just like, it was so fun. I can't, I can't.

They were arguing at in front of the restaurant to the boy, a throwing the food at her and saying you're gonna land it back Hey, you know a pop-tort right at that big old head Hey, got wasted her operas. I heard Austin ran out and picked the leftovers off the grand took him Talk about fun and employment right? Oh God. If he's giant toddler, where murals could talk. So then

Andy's like, so don't you feel lonely? I mean, you rescued a dog for the SWAT team. You gossip sucks. I mean, come on. And she's like, I don't think me and he's like, so you provide for yourself. He's just gotten through you, shaming all the guys for not having jobs, which is well-earned. But he did have like that sad air in the look of his face and you know, like his whole face is scrunched.

So it's not like it's subtle, you know, you think. So you provide for yourself, huh? She's like, haven't you seen all the scenes of me sitting in my little circular table in my dining room alone? How many times have I got to shoot back that table before you realize I'm sad on the inside, Andy? It's hilarious. So the viewers are confused by Chelsea and her views towards Austin because she says she doesn't want to date him, but she's sending all the wrong signals classic woman, right? Yeah, pretty much mixed mixed mixed messages also like yeah, I would say so I would say very mixed messages. Yeah, I would say so. I would say very mixed messages.

Yeah, whatever. So then we get to Chef, because Austin has that, I'm a little up. Sorry, everybody. Austin was dating Victoria for a little while. And Chef's like, God, I really liked Victoria. We had a lot of fun together. Everyone's like, ew, Chef, gross.

Because it's Chef in Austin. He's, so we all know that they probably did. And then he's like, no, guys, gosh, I'm saying the three of us did. Yeah, we've just it together. She was like, what are the guys? She was like, Chef, please, please stop. Like, I think out like that you are just like gangbing her. Dang it. Yeah. And I was like, God, I was just like, don't talk about her like that.

Like she's a good time girl. Like you know, that's like code for horror in the fifth. Right. She's a real, she, you know, she can hang until the wee hours. I mean, she's a real lady of the night, you know? Oh, man, and you should see your murals, you know, she's a real painted lady. Oh man, you should see your murals. You know, she's a real painted lady.

So, Andy has like a whiff of a suggestion of like gangbang. So he's just like, oh, well, you know, speaking of that, have you two ever banged a girl together? Huh? Can't we go? Ew, do people even do that? Ew, what? Two guys and one girl girl that is disgusting.

I mean, why would you want to be a random penis? I mean, really, why would anybody want to be a random penis? Am I right, girls? Yeah, cut to Andy just staring at Craig. You can make me a pillow anytime, lovebug. And Andy's like, it doesn't make you gay, OK? And then, like, yeah, it does.

OK, so then Chelsea, oh yeah, Chelsea's inappropriate behavior. Oh, okay. And then Chelsea, Chelsea blames the most evil housewife ever. Social. Social. Social. Social Medea.

It's like, I'll be a lawyer. Social Medea. Oh God, it's a new crap in character immediately. I already know, so I'll be a lawyer. I'll be a lot social But yeah, you see one glimpse of thunds and in that moment it felt innocent before Madaya went around town everybody about it and he's like well, let's talk about the hug because you did the full on bachelor Red straddle hug. Yeah, it's disgusting enough on those people, you know, it's really gross unawsted

He could barely stand up. Have you seen his chicken legs, ma'am? Yeah, she's like, well, I just hugged him and he picked me up. And I'm just sort of my instinct to wrap around safety first, you know? And then she goes, I want that hug. It was so sultry and wonderful. Shut up, set the shower. Fuck. So then some bullshit comes through though, the mailbag, because Andy's like, well, say what you will, but viewers love Chelsea in Austin. Quote, Austin in Chelsea are 2018's Ross and Rachel's end quote. I'm like, who wrote that? I have not heard one person call them a Ross and a Rachel.

They're more like a Ross and a Rachel they're more like a Ross and a Marshalls agreed that's like such a horrible thing to say and is come on everyone's making Ross and Rachel Rachel comments because friends coming back to Netflix is like the worst thing that ever happened. Yeah. I'm sorry Do you mean to make a Ross and Rachel comment? It was definitely definitely a bad metaphor So um Craig is like well, I mean, I think it's pretty obvious if Chelsea took awesome back He would go back in a heartbeat and she's like gosh Craig and your infinite wisdom

heartbeat and chefs like gosh Craig and your infinite wisdom. Oh, next you know, he'll be a dentist, be a dentist, garshing dentistry and garshing. I don't know if you've heard, but I actually am a dentist. So his new life for the year. So everyone's, he goes well before he found a new girlfriend, it would be an easy answer, but now he has a girl. So I guess he doesn't need Chelsea anymore. Like Craig is being like such a mumbling bitch over there and I'm loving it. I rest. So Austin, like, Austin goes, everyone knows her, Randy, everyone. And he's like, Oh, she friends with Chelsea this

time. And he's like, well, like friends, like friends, but not like friends. You know what I mean? Like the friends, but like, not like friends like we're friends, capital F, like Marlott Kaufman. He's like, she hasn't fucked any one of the group yet. So, you know, I'm the first and that's what's important here. And Andy goes, yet, is it Peyton? You can tell us if it's Peyton. And Captain goes,. Yeah, is it Peyton? You can tell us if it's Peyton. Peyton. And Captain goes, Captain goes,

Well, they have a natural chemistry. Shoot. Shoot. Captain's face is during this entire reunion of our hysterical. I want to do a supercut of just Captain's like short of this reactions to things. 50 shades of arm.

It's like, um to things. 50 shades of arm. It's like arm arm arm arm arm arm a water gun. That would be funny, which would be funny. Just spritzing ash like a dog park. Yeah, that was rude. That was rude. How dare you? How dare you squirt me? Craig comes on and can't get a zip wrap. He's like, Sean. Sean, he's doing my pants again. So we get the Ashley intro. It's like Ashley came into town. She traded her scrubs for Chanel. And then she booked the mama bear. She's up. I booked the mama bear too.

Is she coming out? And Ashley starts off, you know, she always tries for at least 30 seconds to be like a southern bell. She's like, hi. thank you for having me. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you. Thank you. God, it's so good to be here, Andy.

You nervous? Yes, I'm just trying to keep my hands to myself. She's sitting on her hands so she can't flick her hair. She looks like she's doing a one woman wave at a stadium because she keeps putting her hands. She wants to just put her hands back So so she's like she's already like, you know, she she attempts a very feeble attempt to write off all her bad behavior by saying Well, you know if people understood my humor and they understood that I tend to like to poke and tease and get a rise out of people

They wouldn't have taken me so seriously. That's why I'm also gonna be at the just for last Festival in Montreal You know my humor We should just come out on stage and be like you're all terrible mothers. Okay. Thanks for coming out. Yeah, thanks for coming out You're all just for you're all just agbives. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. So she Andy is not gonna let her off on any single thing. He's like so people are saying that you're an anorexic volumine conduct case online. What about that? And she's like, well, do you think is Andy? I could eat watching the show and then while we're filming I couldn't eat and

then after we're filming I couldn't eat because I you know I was thinking oh my god I shouldn't have said this right? So shouldn't have said that. And he goes yeah but filming is over and you know you're still losing a lot of weight. She's like yeah but then add anorexia and allegations and I'm revealing and it didn't happen overnight Annie so. I wonder if I'll go. So then as she starts telling the love story of Ashian Thomas, she's like, oh my god, so the first time I met Thomas was in San Ana Barbara and he walked up to me

and he asked what I did for a living and I said, I'm a nurse and he said, oh my sister's a nurse, and right then I thought, how nice that he's interested in hearing about that. I mean, that was his first question, Andy. His first question was what do you do? There's some depth here. What a stand up guy. Real I mean, oh my wow.

Naomi leaning back on the couch just laughs out loud. Yeah. And Cameron's rolling her eyes. Cameron's like, oh my God. Oh my God. And Andy goes, well, that is a pretty standard question to ask somebody in a bar. And she goes, yeah, but like, he was impressed. Like, he was impressed that I was in there. So you want to just add him to the press. He's impressed. He goes, so what's that thing hitting me on my shins? Oh, it's just Catherine's eyeballs bulging out across the couch at the ridiculousness of this

She just got like double-irmed in her thigh And so there's no talking sense and the cast is just laughing openly now like she's telling jokes like they're all just laughing openly at everything She says yeah, and so he goes so what's Thomas Likers' boyfriend? And she's like, yeah. She says, yeah. He's very sensitive, sweet, romantic, and he takes care of me, and he's funny, and we laugh. I love scaring him, and I Andy and poking him and pranking him and

Everyone's cracking up because what the fuck? Scaring him you know with fake buds. You're like the other day I jumped from behind the door Oh, or the other day he said I'm gonna get you and then he ripped the shower curtain though I was taking shower Abby. Oh That was so fun. This is our Abby. Oh, that was so fun. This is our life. We just like to have fun. I mean, oh my God, you know, I had such a great prank on him.

I said, Tom, it's you stop that. Or let me go to the press with all this gossip about you. And stuff's like, whoa, that's a Bates Motel romance. You know, oh my God, when he's over there jerking off in the corner. Whitney Gar. Mother, mother. Call me bro, call me.

So how is Thomas doing with those rape allegations? That's just like, well, I've seen a new Thomas. He's less rapy and he's more through through, and I think that's a good improvement. You know, he just wants to stay in watch movies through the popcorn at my face, watch more movies. He's just softer and more sensitive. And you know, if I'm lucky, I'll get the trivet too. Yeah, you know, it's so amazing. It's like sometimes we'll go out and people throw stones at us or eggs or try and run us down with their cars. So we've been watching movies, you know what that's like, Netflix, etc.

And she is just like motioning her hands all over like her hands are now completely out of jail. Well, she's used to deflecting English muffins coming her way. Yeah, her describing them walking down the street. She's just like batting things out of her head, you know, away from her head. So she's making all these hand visions and she goes, well, you know, everybody wants to be your friend when you're on top and he and you know what I've told him and then she does the hand thing in front of her face. Oh, God.

And she goes, I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere. Yeah. And so Andy says, you expect him to be cleared and she says, yes, and he, of course, it's all a heresy. It's just allegations. Okay, there's no charges. It used to be back in the day that, you know, people had to have proof, but, you know, I'm like, you know, back in the day, they hung witches and burned them alive, right? Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't start harkening back to the good old days.

Exactly. Exactly. Anyway, the other day I sneezed and he said, God bless you. And I was like, that is so thoughtful. He really wants to get to know what's happening in my sinuses. So Andy is like, so after the season four reunion, Catherine hooked up with Thomas. And Catherine's like, yeah, it's an animal tradition.

And Ashley's just like looking down, like just ready to do a giant hair flick, but like it's tied back, so it's just gonna be like a giant like with, she'll be like, ah, so she's just angry. So Andy's like, well, Thomas dated at start dating Ashley in May and the reunion was shot in June Which means hey, Catherine you slept with Thomas. What Thomas was dating Ashley? Ding ding ding ding ding. Someone wins something. And I guess did you know and she just in

No Like she does not care. She goes it's an annual thing doesn't matter So how did Ashley react and she said well he told me to lie Chelsea. Okay Chelsea. He does not lie Chelsea I like you two leftovers. I also I like how Catherine said I also I like how Catherine said oh Wait, sorry I jumped ahead but basically after this which is the next thing anyway So what did Catherine know about Ashley at Chefs party when when they the season premiere Catherine's like I didn't really know much except that she was a girl that he was dating Casually and they just cut to Ashley me like

Ashley And he's like what did you know Ashley and he's like, what did you know, Ashley? And she's like, I was scared and I was scared. I was really scared, Andy. Like, physically, yeah, that too. Well, that's weird because I've literally never, ever, ever done anything physical except the time I got hit in the head with an Amazon Prime Box.

And I sat down and read my head and opened it gently. Okay, that was the only time. But thankfully a lot of people came to make sure I was okay because they were all in the neighborhood. It was just in the neighborhood. The only thing, the only violent thing I've ever done is shown up randomly in people's neighborhoods. But I think I had a reason to be there, okay.

So, um, so Catherine's like, Catherine thought that Ash is when she first met Ash, she goes, I thought you were normal ish. And um, Ash, she was like, I think, you know, she, she was like, I thought Thomas shouldn't have been a wimp and just told Catherine that like we were together or something like that. I don't know what it was, but, so, um, but, so then I think this is, I think Catherine is like, Catherine says, well, yeah, if I didn't know what it was. But so, um, but so then I think this is a Catherine is like Catherine says, well, yeah, if I didn't know, you'd moved here and like met my kids, that would have been great time. And Ashley says, well, he has full custody of your children, Catherine. And I met them before you even

moved to Charleston. How about that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then we get a break from that for a minute. So Andy can be like, did you guys bone in the bathroom? What was up with that? She's like, no. And then he has to go, no. He only has sex in the bed. And Catherine goes, not true. And then Naomi chimes in and she's like, I don't know what else.

You do with your boyfriend and a bathroom at a party and she's like, um, I don't know what else you do with your boyfriend And a bathroom at a party and actually is like well, I'm sorry, Naomi This is my first time in public with all you guys and a bunch of cameras and I thought I would have a moment of privacy with my boyfriend Oh, okay, okay Okay That's how we mock you in French. That's French for okay. Okay, it's French for mmm, okay. So then one of the brilliant watch viewers is this like, no judgment here, but it's obvious that Ashley wants to get engaged. Is it really obvious you were? Yeah.

Montage of Ashley literally begging for a ring. Literally literally. Exactly. So if Tyrav asked you to marry him tomorrow, you would say yes, right? Ashley she goes, I'm not there yet. I need to see how much of his fortune is going to be destroyed by this case.

And then I'll have an idea. He keeps chanting his spin number, and so I'm not really sure. OK. But you know, it's totally different now because I have a job. And you know, now it's like pump the brakes. Let's enjoy dating. Do you remember the horse event where she walked around going? I mean, I guess we're gonna pump the brakes. Pump the brakes.

Pump the brakes. I think she's in a wait and see holding pattern, you know. I think she's gonna see like, mmm, is there an inheritance that I can get a part of here? No, okay, I think the brakes are not gone from pumped to fully engaged Yeah, um just put the fucking thing in park already okay, so tensely actually

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He has their own out there making money But also but by the way also like and don't make me defend Thomas Ravinelle actually, but don't act like Oh, I can't be with a lot more money than Thomas Ravinelle the Ravinelles have a Suspension bridge, okay, yeah relax Wow money than Thomas Ravana. The Ravana has a suspension bridge. Okay. Yeah. Relax. Wow. Yeah. And you have a lot in common with that bridge. You just let him run all over you for free. So it's actually cute to watch. So when Nancy says, that's Oprah money. I'm on a seat. Now that is Oprah money. Okay. Well, Oprah lives here too. Guess what? I'm a poor bitch. Yeah. What does that have anything to do with me?

You're gonna date Oprah now Ashley? Is that what you're gonna do? So Ashley's like, Well, I did it younger and richer. Okay. It's just that Thomas is older. That's the stereotype. Okay.

My last boyfriend, there was a waiter, a manny, a surfer, a janitor. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

You know, you do, after you've dated a DJ, a bartender and and a surfer you go for a rich old dude Because you're sick of poor dudes, okay? So you're just confirming everything actually by saying you dated a DJ a bartender and a surfer Yes, and don't lie about it. Where proudly it's called making an effort. Yeah, actually I agree Ronnie It's like you know what like just be like you know what? I want a guy who can Give me financial stability just say it like that

Yeah, and she goes well, isn't it nice to be attracted to a man who's worked me financial stability just say it like that. Yeah, she goes well Isn't it nice to be attracted to a man who's worked really hard for everything that he has? What are you talking about? He's just he is like the sion of a like an old old family You you haven't worked for anything. Yes, oh so gross She goes that makes me a gold And then everyone just starts laughing. She'll say, Oh, so then Andy, you know, it's like, aren't you embarrassed by Thomas's French? And they said it's all my thing. I love you, the Catherine. It didn't bother me. I was standing right there, Andy. Everyone just Steve, everyone just starts calling bullshit.

Yeah. I feel so secure in this relationship. I feel so secure in this relationship. And then the shady editors then just do like an unnecessary montage of her acting so insecure. They're like, no, no, we're not gonna let her go with it. She's like, I'm not insecure. I know he's coming home to me.

He's coming home with me. Yeah. Take a good look. Yeah. Yeah. You said that. You said that. You know that Halloween thing when you went trick or treating with the kids. I mean, you could see a captain will be a little upset. She was Catherine could have been there. I invited you, Catherine. I told you about it. She's like, well, Thomas should have been the one to tell me Who are you to invite me to be with my kids? And she's oh really? Well, I'm sorry I asked you I'm gonna jump through fire to be with my kids. Yeah, I'm sorry

I'm so sorry after you to spend time with your children, you know, it's like oh God so disgusting You know, yeah, so I'm like just want to give their kids so Andy's like well But why would she want to go trick-or-treating with her ex and his new girlfriend? She's like I would have stayed home. I could have stayed home and given out candy. I would have been very happy I just would have stayed home and Maybe occasionally got out in the car and like driven by them and flung some 50 rolls of their heads Just the way they get flung at my head every single day Trim and buy them and flunk some tips your rolls their heads just the way they get flung it my head every single day

Left the kids and my apples with some bracelets in them for when they came home and ignore me I would stay at home. I would I wouldn't give in all the kids in the block three musketeers see of course You would give them the three musketeers and not the Snickers at least the Milky Way So she she's the one to give dried fruit So she's the one to give dried fruit. You know, you know that's for business. Yeah. I made little squirts of fruit cake for my house and recommend to ran ramp. So let's see.

Shopping like pretty woman, where she went shopping at quins. And he's like any regrets, any regrets on the shopping. Why the fuck would she have any regrets? What kind of question is that? Yeah. So yeah, he's like, like, why did you, like, you know, it's like, what, did you feel bad like spending $10,000, you know, don't, don't realize how to make it look? And she was like, well, I didn't even know who's going to pay for it. And, you know, I was going to return all the clothes that very next day. And Thomas said, no, you

deserve it. And Catherine's like, arm, Thomas is super cheap. Okay, he's super cheap and he would never do that. And I was like, maybe just with you. And Catherine's like, well, I guess I earned, I wasn't deserving of nice things. And I was just like, well, he did give you two children. And Catherine's like, oh, so I didn't give him the children. I was like, high five through the screen to Catherine Dennis.

Yeah. So then we get to Patricia. It's the questions. Well, Pat was even reading for you. So what's the relationship with her like now? And she's like, she was inside of you against me, Ashley, Eric Catherine, and Catherine goes, what is that? She as well, she said she was reading for me.

She told me she was reading for me and then then Catherine's just making this like grossed out about to bar face of over on her couch. And Ashley, because could you look at me? By speaking to you, could you look at me? I didn't see you. My one biggest regret was going on that shopping trip with her. I should have gone with yeah I said and everyone was like even I was like wait that's your biggest regret is that you went shopping Patricia Yeah, you'd rather you'd rather have gone shopping to brag to Catherine about everything that the father of her children is buying you Like is that supposed to make you sound nicer? She said I could have bragged more. I could have bragged more So basically we get into this whole Luzanne gossip. But they don't say her name. She's like

the don't say his name from Harry Potter either. Yeah, to them. She who shall not be named Luzanne. So I guess so the reason why things went downhill is because someone aka Luzanne was calling Thomas Illunitek and Ashley thought it was Catherine this whole time but then she realized it was someone else Luzanne and so she told Patricia like oh Thomas is really hurt and Patricia was like oh that was coming from Catherine not Luzanne I don't it was like such a convoluted story and it didn't like it seemed like so stupid the young street has all these fake accounts and that it was Catherine using her fake accounts coming for Ashley and Thomas and not Luzanne whatever and so and he's like is this all social social media

Yeah, that's how started Andy and then chef goes wait. I observed on social You and Thomas sabotage your relationship with Patricia Settically Hmm Thomas said why don't you go back to New York miss Queen of Southern gentility? I was like There goes the bridge Torched I mean not the Raffinale bridge also get that Ashley And he's like Patricia's not in charge of everyone. I was like, really?

Because you all just did by there. And so I've nothing when she didn't invite Catherine to anything. Yeah, like we went to dinner with Patricia. And I like, I'm like already doing chores for her. Trust me, Patricia's in charge of everybody. If my dog was at home and when I came home, he was sitting down. Yeah, okay. Like, I see even has control of my dog. at home and when I came home he was sitting down. Yeah. Okay.

Like, so you even has control of my dog. Yeah, I like. And she never met him. I like ironed something for no reason. I was like, oh Patricia. So, um, anyway, I'll take a twisty tie and wrapped up some saran wrap and wrapped it around my finger like a gigantic ring. Okay.

She's in charge of everybody. I poured a martini and then drove it over to her. I was like, you rang? She's like, I did it, but thanks for anticipating. So now we go to the Hillinhead trip. And the first question is, Chef, how'd you get that injury? He's like, oh, gosh.

So I was at this party and somebody was like, there's a garshkipal court downstairs. And I was like, yeah and somebody was like there's a garish Kapal court downstairs and I was like yeah, I love garish Kapal so I went running down And I was running down the stairs. I turned red. I was like hey guys who wants to play two on two garish Kapal and Boom I crashed right into plate glass window. Oh Garish Gagash, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh,

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gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, I went to the animal hospital. And I was like, what's up? Yeah. Chef, the person who just ran into a glass door because he was excited to see a basketball court. Yeah. It's like, God, idiot. Craig, it took you forever to get it looked at. The reason you're a thing is mangled

is because you waited too long. That's not true. I checked into the hospital an hour later at noon, exactly. Craig, general hospital does not count. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You live in beans of our lives. So, look, it's just that I'm young and I'm restless. So thank you for being a friend.

I treat all my fingers like all my children. Just what happened in your bold and beautiful. He's just going into the afternoon programming. It's like thank you for being a friend, but you know, it's all about tall salads and scrambled eggs. So why does everybody love Raymond? I just love having the talk, you know. So he's a human calledmangle, Craig Gars. And Andy says, I'd like to see that you have a physical

fauna. Yeah. And everyone's like, ah, just add a honey. You're already on the southern porch. You could fit in with the rest of these men on this couch. Exactly. Note that he had to say physical flaw instead of just a general flaw because, you know, everything else is a little clueless.

I don't think he's paying much attention to the rest of it anyway. So Ash, he's like, so Ashley, here we are back to trashley. So question, on what planet do you live on that gatherings should invite you to our kids birthday party? Craig's hot, right? Let's talk about it. Yeah, especially now he has a physical flaw, right? Those pillows.

He still has that pillowcase in his pocket. So as she's like, she's like, it wasn't about the birthday party. I just wanted to be included. And furthermore, it was about the birthday party. It's like, OK. But they could have been any party. It could have been any party, It could any party a birthday party A birthday party party city like

He's in a pass air and he's like well They did include you in Hilton head and then something turned and Catherine goes and fast and she's like adjusting whatever boobs I like this this whole time Catherine's just making faces and moving her boobs around up there. Exactly. So then they and he goes, you were feverishly obsessed. And then we see we get to the, I see this jumping more than you do. Yeah, the whole thing, the whole crazy thing. And Josh is like, Oh, it, it nearly brought me to my tears, my eyes. He really brought me to my tears, my eyes. Oh!

Those tear ducts, they certainly got to work out that day. So then they started talking about the ferry ride back on that crazy night. And Chelsea was like, oh, it was terrifying. I mean, he got up, I thought he was going to jump right over that. And Craig goes, yeah, it was bad. I mean, Shep and I had to get involved. And Hendy goes, um, you actually didn't get involved. You poor physically flawed specimen of a human being.

Yeah, I did. No, he didn't. Yeah, I did. Nope. Nope. He's like, actually, no one stood up for her. He's like Southern gentleman in my ass. Which is funny.

I just love when real Andy shines through, like when he stops being like, eh, Andy, I'm just being like one of us. It's like, thank you. Come to our side. And then Austin, then he moves to Austin. And Austin's like, well, he was like seeing red, you know, when Thomas gets like that, like, you know,

he was really massed. You just need to play that delicately. Like, okay, so you're just basically being a post. Yeah, I stood up and that, like, you know, he's really mass, you just need to play that delicately. Yeah. Okay. So you're just basically being a post. Yeah. Yeah. I stood up and I was like, I was like, listen, Mr. Ravannell, we are about to have a very serious tip. And oh, well, oh my God, did you see how quickly Chelsea just took that check? Wow. She's fast. I was gonna yell at him,

but Chelsea was up in the front paying the boat person the rental fee Yeah, yeah, she got me a wonderful life jacket. So So Catherine's like yeah, there's this side of Thomas where like the mask falls the eyes turn black and he just like foams the mouth and Asha goes, he says the same about you Like and cameras like honey. You don't talk to a woman like that. The way he was screaming the yelling is just, but he was worried about where we were gonna stay that night. He was protecting me.

He was protecting me. He's a regular Joseph at the end. Okay. So now this is when the gang starts to realize, wait a second, we can really fuck with this girl. And they're like, Ashley, oh, you're terrified of Thomas R1N2. You're terrified. She's like, I'm not, I'm not. Oh, yeah, you are. You pull. Cameron, yeah, I think Cameron feels like a sense of duty to this woman. Well, A because

it's a fellow woman, and it's obvious that there's some kind of abuse going on here. I don't think that they're calling it badly. No, no, I don't agree. They don't realize they can pass. Cameron owes her also because Cameron really did get to sit out the not get to, but she was pregnant the whole season. So she sat out and Ashley really did give us one of the best seasons ever. I mean, she's a horrible human being, but a wonderful villain. And I think Cameron's like, you know what? what okay here's your next plot line you are terrified of him to no one not so guess you are you are so scared of him uh-uh if you don't put the towels right he beats you no he doesn't I actually think Ashley was picking up on it and because she started later on later on they sort of come back to this later on it's like it's really bad

and she really says almost like cliche abused woman things. And I actually think she was setting herself up. That's my consp- You know me? I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I have my conspiracy theory here. But either way, there, Andy's like,

by the way, Ashley, remember when you said they were all enablers? Like, why are they all enablers? And she's like, because they are all, like, they're not holding cats in a cannibal. And everyone's like, what, what are you talking about? And they're like, why are they all enablers? And she's like, because they are all, like, they're not holding Kath and accountable. And everyone's like, what, what are you talking about? And they're like, and she's like, well,

she's taking random drug tests mandated by your boyfriend. What is that like saying, countable? She's like, how many, how many, how many, how many? And Katharine, that's how many four. And she's like, like 15. And she goes tell them to test me tomorrow. I don't care because the rumor is is that Ashley has him. That this is just a blog rumor, but it's that Ashley makes him have her tested and stuff.

And that's what she's showing up with bruises and stuff. You know, so this whole these fights get so much darker when you read the internet. Yeah. So so she's like, well, just tell them to test me tomorrow then. And she's like, oh, really? Because you barely made it to the last one. I mean, you were supposed to be there at five and you got there at five thirty and you're lucky You made it because for the sake of your children, I would have been there at eight a.m. Yeah, I'm sleeping before we just

Reminds me of a line from the Seminole 80s comedy. Hello again Where I just are always for some reason I always remember this line and the very beginning of the movie, Shelley Long. I think Shelley Long shows up because she doesn't she isn't she like a, in a like a symphony, but she's like in a, but she has just like a violin or something and she shows up at the orchestra. And she's like, oh my goodness. I was almost late. And then like someone goes, that's called being on time. And I always, I always think of that line. And it's like, that's the thing is this, you almost missed it. Bless you didn't. So yeah. Yeah. A whole and then captain drops the best captain of mine of the reunion. She goes, you're so out of touch with the fact that you're a complete asshole. She starts cracking up and they start playing. The producers are like, let's just underscore this a little bit.

And everyone is just cracking up for a really long time while Ashley is twitching like she's about to short circuit I know and then she goes Next, and the next and then Chelsea's like oh Speaking of Chelsea when we come back from commercial break we then flashbacks that moment when Ashley was talking to Chelsea on these stairs and she's like Flashback to that moment when Ashley was talking Chelsea on the stairs and Jesus like She's not a real mother Chelsea just because he give birth doesn't mean you're a mother Chelsea I'm on a staircase Chelsea. Oh wait, you're on the staircase Chelsea. Yeah, and it comes back I'm a nightmare I'm just kidding you can say however you want your hilarious

So it comes back and he goes, ah, that was horrible. And I was just like, I was being a bitch. Okay. Okay. A bitch. Yeah. Yeah. And then she was like, he goes, did you guys think that she would have some remorse after dinner? You know, because you could have just said, sorry, after you said all those mean things at dinner. And Greg goes, well, I thought they were going to leave. And she says, gosh, she wasn't bold in. She was like snap snap, gosh, gosh, snap, snap, gosh, gosh. He's like start snapping his fingers. Yeah, he's so funny with that. Hey, girl. Yeah. So does does that does

actually regret anything she said at Hillin head and now she's like, absolutely. And I'm trying to be genuine here. Okay. I can't defend myself because my behavior, Mayor Hans, I learned this was indefensible. And it was frankly scary. And then Catherine's like, well, I'm glad you did it because you showed your true colors. You know, so actually clearly was like expecting Catherine to be like, I appreciate that. And so I mean, say, Catherine's like, well, you showed your crazy. So go find yourself. Yeah, but she also ended it.

She goes, well, I should have pulled you aside and said it. Yeah. But you know, I picked the worst time in the worst place. And then to say you're a bad mother. Yeah. And Craig goes, yeah, but what about the content? It's not about the Kindle. It's what's on it.

Okay. And she's like, um, I'm not saying those weren't feelings. I was, I wasn't feeling, I mean, I was feeling those feelings, okay. You'll see you believe it. She goes, yeah. I rest my case for dear approach to the bench recess. That was pro bono. Hey, Cameron, just like, it's sad. It's sad. It really is. It really is. Can I pass judgment on someone now? Can I go out of right now please?

That was a backhand in apology. Kinda have Thomas probably back hands you. Am I right? No! Come on. Trying to give you an out here. Look at the exit sign. So does it bother Ashley? The Thomas was basically selling her out in his interviews?

You know, he was talking shit about her and all those interviews and she was like, well, you know, he's stuck in a rock, and a rock in a hard place and she goes, gosh, don't be a rock. And then Catherine was like, yeah, I mean, he said like when you when you didn't have writing boots, I thought it was kind of uncalled for him to earn that. Catherine has her writing boots. Like, that was just mean, like even Catherine's trying to help her now, you know? Yeah.

Oh no, it's just saying that to get a reaction. I mean, he's just, it's just entertainment. It's just entertainment. I'm not crying on the inside. I'm not Saying to myself wow It's really I have to really bite my tongue to get this money. Oh god. Oh god Girl who's biting you so hard you're covered in clams So now they're so now you know because now she's like oh he's just trying to get a reaction

It's just entertainment. That's all it's another like oh this is the old Catherine right here. Okay, so he's teaching like shit He's like he's basically provoking you and he's making you crazy and this is old Catherine and you better be careful And she's like you don't know what happens behind closed doors. And Catherine's like, I do. I do. Don't judge me. Don't judge me. Yeah. She upset us.

What are you talking about? You had cameras around and you acted like a deplorable. He said you acted deplorable. Because you know, saying a deplorable is like a whole new thing now that God but you call someone that. So what's, what, like like what said behind closed the worst Garsh

Garsh, I mean look at how you are now and I love this bitch saying don't judge Don't you dare judge me ship when all she has done is gone up to Catherine and been like you're barely a mother You're an egg donor. You're not like you think you're a mother. You consider yourself a mother I see your kids mother you do you remember your way lost the custard You're not like you think you're a mother you consider as a mother I see your kids mother you do you should remember your way lost a custard Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da He heard he three leftovers at you. And then this is really long pause. And she looks down and she goes, he didn't throw it at me. He was upset. I was leaving and he handed me food. And you know what?

I was a brat. I was a brat. It's my fault. And Greg goes, red flag. Red flag, red flag. Red flag. It is pinching, he's doing it up and down. Red flag, red flag. So is pinching, he's doing it up and down. Red flag. Red flag.

So it's not here to defend itself. Listen, Edan, leftovers at me. He threw some honey nut treasur that he was actively eating. Those are not leftovers. Red flag. Red flag. He was eating the ravioli with his hands while we were waiting for an Uber, okay? They weren't leftovers yet

Listen he punched his hand into the lasagna and it splattered on my face That's very different than throwing it at me Shep says so Thomas never said a bad word about Catherine. I just don't believe that which I don't remember anybody saying that Oh, yeah, I was hearing it everywhere. I was hearing it everywhere. Okay, I was hearing it from everybody in Cameron says, well, what does that say about a man? He talks horribly about the mother of his children. And he said horrible things about you too.

To everyone here that would kill me. Oh, you. And she's like, a lot has changed. A lot. Guys, this is an intervention. I'm so now they're all like, is this an intervention? I'm in Craig sitting there right there. He looks like he's trying to hang off of a subway with his pinky going red red flag.

Red flag, red flag. Is this an intervention guys? And they're all like, yes, it is a fucking interview. We're trying to actually help you. You idiot. I'm like, just my judgment, just my judgment. You're like actively trying to actually help you you idiot and she's like Just my judgment. Just my judgment. You're like actively trying to win Thomas who is now not just Thomas, but now is Thomas like accused of two rapes. Like yeah, this is just like you have no judge. You have no judge.

Okay, you just based on the water buffalo hair, no judgements. Yeah, none. So Ashley is like, well, we all have our bad moments and a lot of change and Craig goes, we're just trying to red flag out for you. Thank you. Camera goes, save yourself. Go to California and give yourself a nice live. Go find that DJ.

I'm sure he's doing something exciting over in Montecito. I remember this just turned a Sally Field over there on the couch. Yeah, she's out while you can. Yeah. Do it. It's not your fault. So now we get a story now of what the hell is with Patricia being nice to capture and all of a sudden what is going on and she goes, well, I think that it really

started to go bad when, you know, I told Whitney to take lessons from his mother and maybe fall on a knife. Maybe that didn't go over so well. Yeah. But then, um, so I wasn't a restaurant and Patricia was downstairs and she sent someone up and they said, Mrs. Alchro wants to see you. So I went downstairs and she sent someone up and they said Mrs. Alchor wants to see you So I went downstairs and she's like I'm Mrs. Alchor. I was like I know I'm Catherine She's like I know and I apologize and I deeply mean that and I was like Irm and she's like you can arm all you want You deserve it because that was so mean to you. I was like Irm and just like so escort rumors. Let's move to that Well, I love that they're saying Patricia doesn't control everything. Patricia literally ordered Catherine at a restaurant. Yes. The waiter came and she's like, I want the red head, bring it to me. Catherine was like sitting there and all of a sudden

her like people's dilated and she stood up and said, must go downstairs, must go downstairs. Everyone's like, where's Catherine going? Moscow downstairs. All I heard was clinking and clanging and then they took this metal cage off of my head and Patricia was in front of me. So Andy is like, oh, this was also hilarious. You know, you know, I love me some Naomi. And he's like, you know, Naomi, let's talk with this, this rumor you heard. I mean, calling someone an escort is a pretty serious accusation. And he was like, mm-hmm. Yeah, and to be honest, I literally had no problem doing it. So first time anyone's ever given Ashley credit for having a job on this show, you got to hand her that.

Yeah. So Ashley's just nodding at her. She's like giving this nod. And she goes, why are you looking at me like that? She goes, because that is disgusting. on you shame on you and Andy is like well more importantly why is Austin such a tattletail little bit and Austin's like well so what's that about my girlfriend I'd want to hear it yeah I want to go tell them I want to tell the rumor you know he he was asked for it So

Then it gets into this weird place where Catherine says that Tom Thomas apparently told Catherine according to Catherine That he had actually signed an NDA which seems to lend credence to either the escort rumor or just a general transactional Quality of their relationship or just a general transactional quality of their relationship. Yeah, it's a very lala thing to do, Thomas. There it is. And also, I don't think that that's really a dumb move for a reality person to do when he doesn't know some, you know, whether she's a real rich.

Yeah, I don't think that that's a bad thing, but it is fishy. And Craig's like red flag. Yeah. Austin also says something that makes me crazy because Andy goes, well, did you believe it? And Ashley says, good question, good question, Andy. Please don't read all my notes. Okay. All the sudden, good question. Good question. And survey says and Austin goes, well, she hasn't been working. You know, I'm like, you haven't been working either Austin. Yeah.

And we definitely don't think you're an escort. OK. So I so Craig is like, wait a second. I would see him taking the opportunity, maybe really drunk. If you needed a, you know, you know, pay off his car. He would definitely like escort with like with like like an old lady or something

like I can see a mess sporting with like Georgia Mossbacher. But the thing is that like should be like, you're not like the pictures. So, yeah, you don't close the mouth while you're eating. I cannot be. Yeah, I'm going to retire my room. He goes back to his pimple. Well, looks like Georgia and I got into quite the tip. So, Craig's like, aha, I figured it out.

Thomas is probably paying Ashley off, so she won't testify against him. That's it. Yeah, that's the other vlog thing that's been going around. Like for months now is that Tom has hired her or whatever to be a girlfriend and she's got so much dirt on him now because she went through all his computers and got all of his dirty dirty, you know, sex tapes and

those is co-cabits and all whatever he's done she now has evidence of and that she's like blackmailing him to stay and that she has a contract that's supposedly up in October. And I would like to thank you internet for giving me all of this. like blackmailing him to stay and that she has a contract that's supposedly up in October. And I would like to thank you internet for giving me all of this. And if any of you were thinking of suing, this came from the internet, my can prove it. Yeah. So then she's like, I have a conscience. I would never do that. I have a conscience.

Let's roll that tape again of everything she said to Catherine. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then Catherine's like, I think you would be crazy enough. She's like, um, I think like you would be crazy enough to threaten him if he leads you. And Andy's like, yeah, honestly, I was shocked. I was shocked you guys were still together. I went on to your, I was hanging out with social medias.

She said like, no, they're still together. I was like, social medias. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing at this point, said like, no, they're still together. I was like, so some a deal. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing at this point because they've just had Ashley on forever. And she doesn't even know why she's such an idiot. So she just keeps they're trying to help her make her feel abused. She won't even take that. So then she's like, well, um, because Craig says, well, you know, he was about to dump you in front of us. So I'm not sure what's

up there. She says, you know what, Craig, shame on you. And a lot has changed since then. And I wasn't even happy. And I didn't know where my place was. But now I know where my place is. And you're not invited to our wedding. And everyone just like, you know, puts their head in their hands. Yeah.

And Andy goes, who would be? And Craig goes, that's sad. Oh. And she just looks around and goes, that's sad. Oh. And she just looks around and like, she's knocking by everyone. You could, the sense of relief from all of them that they don't have to go this wedding was palpable. And then she's like, you Andy, will you officiate?

He's like, yeah, I'm, love to officiate for a Trump love in. Trump love in couple. Yeah, I'm sure. So, then the ball, you know, then it becomes the egg donor thing and she's like, wow, I was a apologize because you followed us to the car. And then captain's like, well, just in case you didn't hear it the first time,

I'm now on tour and here's my greatest hits as a mother fuck you. Okay. As a person sitting across from you, fuck you. As a person who has bigger boobs than you, fuck you. Okay. As a person sitting across from you, fuck you. As a person who's bigger boobs than you, fuck you. As a person who's also visiting New York City, fuck you. So this is just more Ashley, Ashley is an awful human being. Which I mean she is. Oh, it's great.

You know what Catherine was just in her empowered play. She's like, it is so hurtful. Those are my children. You're around them. You're taking videos of them. And you say those things about me, about me, and to me, it's disturbing. And then Ash is like, oh yeah, do I have to remind you why you had to have the, about your custody,

do I have to remind you of whatever. It's like, oh, it's just like disgusting, you know? Yeah, then she gets worse. Oh my God. And then she has the balls to say that, stuff like be like honestly I really do want to make things right. I really do You said before you still believe all this shit that you're saying

Don't be a liar so I wasn't being a liar. What do you want for me? And she's like, come on. You want to hear her side? Is that what you're trying to say? She's like no absolutely not I want to make things right but I don't want to hear her side is that what you're trying to say? No. No. She's like, no, absolutely not. I don't want to make things right. I don't want to hear your side. I don't want to make things right. And Craig is like, well, let me give you some way or talk. It's good to have multiple witnesses in a case

because when your only witness is Thomas, chances are he's not going to share his co-conchained to the locks while you work. And she's like, I don't even know what that means, Kringa. Here's another important thing about witness's. Make sure you're really safe and you don't go into silos filled with corn. It's dangerous. Red, bad.

Red, so bad. So bad. She's like, well, sorry you feel that way, but I would love to make a man's okay. And Catherine just rolls her eyes and adjusts to take and goes, focus on loving yourself. I'm like, flicks her hand better. And then she has like her,

her, her, her Julia Sugar Baker moment, which is like, as their mother, I'd like you to not be around my children because I feel uncomfortable with it. You are an unkind, hateful Sadistic person and unfortunately if you need to have this message delivered like this, I will deliver it Thank you, but that's all I have to say to you done

So the man is like well, thanks see you at the wedding, you know, so awkward. Yeah, so she leaves So the men addressing her and yeah, what the fuck she's crazy in cameras like Oh, and the dressing room Ashley's like They weren't even with those 24 seven hours a day. Okay, like they think on brainwash and maybe in the start I was but you know, I I guess that's what I get for judging Catherine like it was already even apologizing, but I stood by what I said. It's hard not having any of the boring, but Thomas deserves some boring. He's my best friend.

I'm not ready to throw him the towel. I'm happy. I'm happy. And she's like sobbing. And then the producer just trolls her. The producer just goes, you're not going anywhere, right? She's like, that's right. Not realizing that the producer is just fully mocking her.

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. She's like, that's right. Not realizing that the producer's just fully mocking her. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. Get used to this, get used to this. So when we come back and ask him, he's like, was that was fun? Let's make toast. Yeah, so there was some general scuttle butt at the end. But basically, they bring out Austin's beer, they cheer, they like

chef, you do it first and he's like, I like glasses, gars to the skies, drink the beer, they're like, I think I could do it a little bit better. Here's to you, here's to me, may you always be well and if you're not, then go rotten hell, like, gars you messed it up. They just terrorists and and you're like whoa grapefruit I love them they're they're they're just competing with each other yeah to see you competition can I do one okay cheers oh Craig I brought everybody toast. That's a pie, Craig. Gosh. Wait a second. There's grapefruit in here.

Rad flag. Rad flag. Well, that brings us to the end. Yeah. Southern charm for the season. Thank you, Southern charm. What a great season. Great epic, amazing season. Thank you, Southern charm for amazing season. thank you, Southern Charm cast members for actually being so good to our podcast while we were so shady to you. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will be back next week. Yeah, we'll be back on Monday back at it for Potomac. So,

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