Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs

Episode Date: May 31, 2019

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So then, Charm Day. Yeah. Big, big old Southern Charm. Big fun episode as usual. So the episode opens up. I'm, well, there's the whole Cameron thing where she's like, she did that, she did that, and she did that, and I don't like her. So then we get into the episode. And we see like little things, things happening around Charleston. So we see

Cameron's showing someone a house, Shepp is checking the mail and someone drives by him and hunks their horn and he gets all startled. Gorsh! And then he waves. Yeah. And then we're over at Gwyn's. And little baby Gwyn is like, we're gonna start shooting some more projects. What's her name again?

I forgot her name. The daughter of Gwyn. And Gwyn. Baby Gwyn. Yeah. Gwynet. Yeah. Gwyn, Gwyn, Gwyn, Gyn, you're at.. at this little Gwen, little baby Gwen. Okay. That's what I know. Baby Gwen. Yeah. And then our Craig is in bed and like his phone is waking him up with like a Glockenspiel alarm. It's like, I don't know. Really getting his life together. Yeah.

And he stays in bed. He just stays there all hot, just looking all hot. And then Austin, I think Austin's pretty true to life. I think Austin's the truest to life because he's pulling gum off of his clean laundry. Was that what it was? I couldn't tell what it actually was. I think it's like gum on the bottom of the sock.

Been there, okay? It, like, it's gross. Oh, no, oh, yeah. Austin's tone also is now a co star of this. Yeah. I mean, his tone was just out the entire time of this episode. Yeah, he's basically could be like highly employable for rolling stone logo and personators. Yeah, except that it's always fencing, you know, it's always like fencing

with another tongue that's not there. It's like he's French kissing a ghost at all times. So then we go to Naomi at L'Abe, which is her boutique that she's started and she's based on one online. So that sounds like LaBia. Or LaBia. Every time they see it, they're like labia. Well, it's labia except you say, liby! So Naomi, oh and by the way, someone also mentioned to us that we've been accidentally saying her name is Naomi, when it's really Naomi.

So, apologies. Whatever. So anyway, so she's face-sounding her parents and they're like, you know, it's a whole bunch of like, Bonjour, qu'est-ce que c'est? Qu'est-ce que c'est? Ça, bonjour, beaucoup de français et les escargots, personne, personne, tu joues façon, son,

we are flaming t-shirts. Yeah, so basically Naomi is going to be inviting a bunch of people over to Nico to like help launch something or another. And she's like, always knew I would work for the family business. It gets hard. You know, sometimes I don't even shower. It's like, we know that because remember when Wilson outed you. But you're French, so it's okay. That's it was funny. Yeah. Yeah, so she's just trying to balance Nico with Labé.

So then we go over to Chelsea's house and her dad comes over and he's brought Tyson back because he was having Tyson while she had her big party. And then so they're like talking about the party, and she's like, the only thing missing was Nick, my new boyfriend. Oh, Nick. Does anybody else getting the South Park vibe with Chelsea, like my girlfriend in Canada,

kind of getting that vibe from Chelsea? I'm not really sure what's going on here. My boyfriend in Sardinia. Yeah, that literally is what she, she's like, he's in Sardinia. I, you know, he's such a good guy. I feel hard not to be with him, but. And the dance like, uh, yeah, you're not really okay with just seeing him every few months, right? I mean, there's no future there, right? She's

like, well, he's got a great year contract, but we're looking after three years, because after three years, you know, there's going to be no sardinia,'s gonna be right here my kitchen. He's gonna be right. Oh god. I don't want him here It's okay dad, you know like even though he's been away for like three months to be away for three years You know every now and then he sends me an emoji. So it's pretty cool pretty hot and heavy over there So he's like why do you always you know? Why do you always look to baseball players or these guys who would like live in other states

with a long distance? I just wanted to be like, sir, have you seen the men on this show? Have you seen what Charleston has to offer? No shit, I mean, if they started selling men on Amazon, there would be boxes all over Charleston because they need an influx for sure. Yeah, exactly. It's like is that a subconscious thing I'm like no, it's a conscious thing and she kind of backs that up. Well, there's something about wanting to be a low

Baby, it's comfortable. And he's like, well, I guess you could do a lot worse at least he's out of my right And he can fix stuff. Yeah, yeah, he's like a my ear. He's not like a house cat, you know, and that's like any can pick stuff. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, he's like a Mario. He's not like a house cat, you know, and that's like, yeah, Austin's a house cat. You know that somewhere, Carolyn Gismo is like, excuse me, I object to this, okay, please do not lump me and Austin in the same category. Well, God, even Gismo's an office cat, you know.

This Gismo, like, has some sort of like, goal in life. Yeah, Gismo has more promise than any other man on this show. I know what we're saying. Gizmo's like, um, basically I wake up, I make my master take me to the office and then I go in the box and make sure everyone is being efficient. I don't see what the problem is. I have a lot of life goals. And then I'm really glad for this scene. We get really exciting music because the music's like And cameras just calling your husband in the car. So hi. Hi Jason Talk about my girlfriend from Canada

This one On Instagram, okay, and you know he's a good husband because he's like you do whatever you want honey But I'm never coming on that fucking show. Okay. Never, ever, ever, ever. So she drives, so she goes home, she talks to him a little bit. She goes home and she just like pours herself like a stiff vodka drink and her mom comes downstairs because her mom's been looking after Palmer, the daughter. And I'm like, well, that doesn't look like water to me, daughter.

I'm saying you're a drunkard these days. Yeah, it's like, well, that doesn't look like water to me, daughter. I'm saying you're a drunkard these days. Yeah. So, well, I have water for you. I have a vodka drink for me. It's like, I want a vodka drink too. So cute. I'm taking care of my child's mother. Is this something you do every single day when you get home from work?

Oh, that's right. You only work once every three months. Yeah. She's like, yes, I drink every day. It's called a reprieve. Okay. And you know what? When did this stop with motherhood? And maybe it really hasn't stopped because I've seen a lot more, you know, signs and stores that are like, why is fun at mommy time or whatever. So I'm really glad to see mothers drinking again.

Cause I think we went through a long period in this country where moms were like, oh my God, you can't do anything because you have a baby. And that's no way to raise a child. Listen, I mean, I was raised thinking that people were supposed to smell like fronzea, you know, like your mother's milk was supposed to give you a buzz, you know? Yeah. So, Cameron is basically like, you know, like there are some days, if I'm not at work, if I'm here taking care of the kids, when Jason's on call call I have days when I literally don't even talk to an adult and then when I do finally the house

I'm stuck with ship and Craig and I'm like I am still not talking to adults When she says that she she goes days without talking to adults I just thought why is that bad like that's like my goal in life Yeah, I mean like literally look at the rest of your cast like whoo How are they gonna help this situation? Yeah, I've talked to plenty of adults and I can assure you you're not missing much. Yeah, like like Yes, listen to us listen to us right now Hey, you want to talk about football? No, I don't want to talk about taxes and football adults. Cameron, this is what you're missing out on. Ron and I talking right now, this is what you're missing. I think you've got, I think you got it figured

out. Okay. Just stick with the baby. Listen to some Sarah McLaughlin and, and make some little towers with blocks. Yeah. So basically, she's like, I want to smother my baby. And the mom's like, that was mother, your baby. I this was such a nice sweet nice sweet scene. Yeah, she is because it is sort of like ambiguous how she says it Right she's like well, cuz first she's like mom there's so much to do like I Like she's like how do you do it mom? She's like well, I actually like since I actually like took care of my daughters I didn't have time to dwell on it like you do you a weak pansy But then yes like well, you know what we say in our house Well, I never was a mother who ever had a warm dinner on the table, you know

She's like I know mother. I've been eating frozen sucka-tash on my life. That's never been thought Frozen sucka-tash. I don't know what I'm talking about today, Ronnie. I'm literally like it. I'm gonna do it. I'm like, I started drinking this cold brew and I feel like all my thoughts are scrambled and I'm like now saying words like suck a tash. Well, suck a tash is a real thing

and they probably did eat it. Growing, so there you're still on. so let's go over to the cart to the garden shop That's where Chelsea and Craig are shopping and Craig's like hey Is that your new whip? No, so it's a nice car. He's like well, I had to get a new car because like I want a date It's like my break gift to myself because like you can't drive a new girl and the old girl car. Yeah, also is a car not a whip, just so you know. I know, it's slaying.

Oh, it's a lot. It's like, it's like a dash. It's just like, well, if you're with someone who really likes you, she should like you for other things besides your car like your Your tech all right like your career Like your person Like all those pillows you finish now Well, look at your

Say my landscape guy my right. I was just telling Craig that a girl should lock him for more than just his car. She should lock him for all his mobility that he has in his pink. Oh, no, don't have that. So she wants to do like a tropical thing for her backyards. They go walking around the nursery and basically Craig takes it over. He's like like how much is this bamboo? It's like $270. Oh, what about that? That's all the $270, sir. So was that an evergreen bamboo evergreen bamboo?

Right. Another question. This doesn't look green, but you call it an evergreen. Why is that? He's like, uh, well, what if I wanted to do a bamboo wall? What's that cost? The guy's like, oh my god I have a question about this birds of paradise. It's a flower. Not a bird This lilac Does it have problems telling the truth? This lilac? Does it have problems telling the truth? Why is the willow tree weeping no one's ever explained that to me. Is it a depress tree?

Do daisies live at the night? Are they called nightsees? I knew a lady once named Fern who turned her into this Do we have to wear any special equipment if we go in your snap dragon? Do we have to wear any special equipment if we go on your snap dragon? So Chelsea's like, oh, this is turning into your trip and not my trip to the store. And it's also really disturbing me thinking about what happened to poor Furn.

But can we please just move over there to wear it shiny? Is that a man, Bull? Okay. God, talking about spending a lot of money, have you been to Catherine's house? It's like the coolest place I've ever been to in Charleston. And I've seen the pineapple waterfall. He's got 45 stories, an elevator that starts on the fifth floor, but only goes to the 12th floor,

and an escalator that goes sideways. Her refrigerator is so fucking cool. It talks like her. I was listening to it. I was sitting there waiting for her to make me a drink and it just went, um, it's actually in the floor and the only way you can open it is you actually have to put on bungee cords and you have to like repel down like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. She's like, well, I'm so happy for her. And he's like, uh, yeah, but she also bought a Rolls. She's like, dial. And I just made her driver.

I just made her driver. Oh my god. Reminds me of that race car driver. Can you believe she can you believe she paid a hundred thousand dollars for some dinner rolls? She paid a hundred thousand dollars for some dinner rolls So then so now we go over to Catherine Naomi and Naomi I'm gonna be so paranoid about that and they're out of restaurant and Catherine's telling me that they're talking about like wins and that Gwins is transitioning from being just like

a boutique department store to e-commerce. I'm like, that's fine. But how's it compared to, Lubey! Lubey! I love that Charleston has just discovered the internet this year. Look at him.

You can sell things online. They're still, you got a Gwins, and they're still like, we put it in, use your credit in and they're still, like, you put it in, you use your credit card, they're doing that thing, put it in that plastic thing, we're like, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, w yes, because it says French onion soup. Yeah, she goes, how do you say that? John Yon? She's like onion. It's like, okay, I'll have that. So, Catherine's like, uh, meh, I was throwing that lunch. She's like, are you coming to my lunch? And Catherine's like, I don't know,

cause I'm dating someone. And this week he's flying to boca Apparently I have a tie He's a senator and she's like whoa a senator. He's a Democrat though I'm gonna say what She just starts cracking up I never seen one of them before I never seen one of them before So Catherine's like, I went down to Flora for a dolphins game and I met him

But I was confused because I thought it was actually supposed to be a game with dolphins playing things But oh well His name is Joe His name is Joseph But I call him Joe Well Breaking up the curse Joe close But I call him Joe So then we cut back to Craig and and and Chelsea at the nursery and Craig like so

Catherine is dating someone new and Chelsea's like does it seem like a good thing? How they are they're gonna be separate and for like three years before they get to have a full-fledged conversation He's like wow He's this crazy Fucking Craig Craig is like the biggest gossip on this show, too He's just walking around just spilling tea wherever he goes, you know He's like he's not running again because he does grace. He's disgraced and His wife accused him of physical assault until she's like, how you know all this?

Because I was reading variety magazine and they said he was fired from Will and Grace. Hence he's disgraced. God. He's like, I was middle-aged, I googled that. So then we come back to Catherine and she's like, he's kind. He has a three and a half year old. And he wears some, some list and lotion like me. Marin.

And then we go, oh, Catherine, that is so cute. And I haven't decided whether I'm going to be sarcastic in this tone or be sincere. So just keep telling me more. Yeah. She's like, it's a new kind of year for for me Okay, I'm just trying out this personality. Yeah, and cats are like he has a mug shot like Thomas I'm divulging way too much, but it's all Googleable And I was like Bonjour, there are like a million red flags like you know that scene and they miss a lot of what they wave the flag like

That's what's happening from your face, and it's a red flag Name is like yeah, I want to be happy for her, but it sounds just like what Thomas would say about her, you know Exactly and then Catherine then they just show Catherine just tears at her soup spoon like arm. I Was hoping for yon yon I was hoping for aon Yon. I was hoping for Ion Lafix my soup. Yon La goes by with some crack pepper. She's like, would you like some fresh pepper in that soup? Yeah.

She's like, I think what you're souping is some pepper and some oyster crackers. Okay, young lady. Thanks, Yon Yon. and some oyster crackers. Okay, young lady? Things, y'all, y'all. Gars, it's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig. Razing kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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is what his ex wife is saying. So it's not too good. And she also goes, well, you know, jeez, you can't really judge it Craig. It has to be Catherine's laugh lesson. And he's like, she already had her life lesson. She was like, whoa, that's scary. Craig just said something smart. The important thing is you learn and you sew. Okay. So, so yeah, so Catherine is saying that that Thomas is going to totally flip his shit what he finds out about this and that she

Like all this stuff happening with Thomas that she might actually wind up with full custody of the kids The kids which is crazy and she sort of stressed about it and like it's all making your decide that hey She wants to plan a girls trip and she wants to do a girls ship to a tree house. Oh, yeah So then we got a chef in a coffee shop And he's like, hi, Gorsh, can you wake me something? Oh, tasty Gorsh, I like tasty Gorsh. And she goes, okay, well, we have flavors, we have Caramel Vanilla. And he's like, oh, yeah, that.

Just Caramel or Vanilla? He's like, Caramel and Vanilla. Gorsh! Just Carmel or vanilla he's like Carmel and vanilla She's like okay stupid fuck face And if that's not creepy enough he's like okay, I'll be sitting over here looking at puppies on the internet Like do you have a towel? Do you have a towel? I could put down on the chair. I'm probably gonna sweat a lot So he's looking at puppies and he calls up his mom. He's like, gosh, I'm looking at puppies. Mom's like, you're crazy.

I'm not taking on a third dog for you, okay? I'm not taking on a third dog. And this time I mean a literal dog. I'm not referring to one of your exes. Yeah. And she's like, well, you're gonna have to choose your dog over parting. Are you kidding?

And he's like, I know, it sounds selfish, but I think it'll help me be more sedate. Like, I'll have to go home, because there's something waiting for me there. And then I can name the dog and Craig Watson. And he's like, I can name the dog Craig. So it'll be easy to discipline. And she goes, oh, honey, I don't want you to kick the dog.

And I think we can all say that this is clearly the backdoor pilot for next season of relationship. We're just like walks a whole bunch of dogs into science, which one he's going to keep. Yeah, Doreet can host it. She can walk off every dog. I'm sorry, I'm going to take you to a lovely home. Her name is Shelley Ter. This way please. Yeah, sometimes you like fiddle and sometimes you like candle. You're out. You're a little poosers. Sometimes you like fiddle and sometimes you like candle. So is that me that the winning dog gets like a plate of like roasted fennel? Yeah. You got a very lovely dish. Perhaps the Italian tradition, maybe some olives and some tomatoes. Or you get sent off the tie.

I mean, listen, have you seen the shit that's been green but lately? I think we've got a winner here. I know. So Craig sits down and the waitress is like, hi, do you want to order something? Your friend ordered something totally ridiculous. Yeah. So we just want to see what you want. We don't really care. We just want to know what you you want to order something? Um, your friend ordered something totally ridiculous. Uh, so we just want to see what you want to, we don't really care. We just want to know what you're going to order. And he's like, um, all of a double rosé and a pine glass with some ice, please.

The coffee shop mind you. And she's like, well, she can't. So it's like, oh, of course, that sounds good. I'll have that too. She's like, if you can't find them, invite them, eh? She's like just in the back putting some like, some like beet juice and some water, bring it back out to them. So she's like, so she's like,

gosh, hey, dumb face, what did you last night? And he's like, I took pictures of pillows. You know, I made 20 pillows and did nothing with them. So I said, you know what? Why don't you fucking do something with them like sell them? I'm like, why did you make 20 pillows that you had no intention of selling? That's our boy and then he's like and then I watched some TV. So it's like, of course I wish I got that I was with Whitney and Austin for a second, but then Madison found us and then she grabbed him out of our clutches You guys brought clutches to the dinner. I thought those are just for girls Which step just would shape it would shape even know what to do with himself without a season

Featuring a woman he could villainize. I mean Jesus Christ shop So Craig's like let happen the other night. He's like, well, I'm telling you this. That relation. Oh no, Craig said that happened the other night because it happened to Craig too. I guess Madison just keeps charging him on the boys nights. I'm like, you're coming out. And then DJ got her head stuck in between the railings and I was like, they had to use butter to get it out. No, Craig, we're talking about real life, not full house. No, Craig, we're talking about real life, not full house. And he's like, that relationship is doom. Austin cheated, but that doesn't give you free reign to sleep around. Uh, yeah, it does. Okay, you cheat on me. I will never, ever, I will cheat on you all the time. Okay. I'm just warning you right now. Husband who's out there. You know, I, my, my feeling is, two wrongs do not make a right,

but I like what it comes to the, if I'm gonna play the blame game, Madison is not the first stop, okay? It's Austin and by the way, and also Austin had two girls in his bed. So as long as we are gonna even out the score, let her have a second one, you know? Yes, totally.

No, but I just think, no, I really do think like two wrongs and not make her right, but I think that like this undo, like attack on Madison when it's like Austin, it is the one who fucked up. Like the, it should be about Austin and not her. And ultimately they really shouldn't be together. And so, whatever.

I don't know why I'm being serious about this. Like I really can't be Austin know. I'm also in Madison. Like how fun taking Southern Charms seriously. I'll put a big potato in the oven. What do you think of that? So Craig, Craig basically says that she's been stepping out on the town again because Madison DMed Danny's boyfriend, Gentry, Gentry Bob Gentry, Bobbid!

And I didn't realize that he was dating Danny. And basically the DM, which Danny put on Instagram yesterday. Yeah. It was essentially like, hey, hey, Gentry, I was talking to my hairdresser and she was looking at pictures of you and she thought you were really cute. So here's a picture of her and she wants to meet you. Yeah, she wants to date.

She wants to do you want to go on a date or something like that. And so, yeah, so this is the hairdresser friend. You said that, right? No, it's like some hairdresser. It Madison is the hairdresser. The friend had said this like, oh, my hairdresser, yeah. Okay, so she's like, how do you know this information?

So then Craig tells us once the dress is like gone, you can't get it back. Sorry folks. Hey, this is the most unhealthy relationship I've ever been around and I'm on Southern charm. So this has been a big year. I've never been around such an unhealthy relationship and I've never been to such a cool house. I can't wait for what tomorrow brings. That house is like a rocket ship. If you light it, it takes off. It's to talk to him and she's like, we have to say brother, you're being cockled in. What? Oh, never mind. Yeah, it sounds like confusing every guy on the show today. Yeah.

Those birds. So now we see Austin's shorting down the street. His tongue is just like knocking over signs and everything. And then he goes into his apartment, and starts lighting some candles, starts cooking up some pork chops. You know, it's clearly gonna be date night with Madison. Yeah. And just whips his tongue all over the place.

Like, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, so Madison comes over and they hug like bachelor style. And then he's like, oh wow, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, so they like try and pretend they're a good couple, which is really hard for me to believe out. He's like hard for me to believe. Yeah, he's like, you get Patricia blow out today.

The fact that I even know what that is, is like ridiculous. I'm like an insane person right now. Like congratulations like that you know a very simple concept Austin. Yeah, he's like, I'm a boy and I know how to say blow out. I'm sure they're about to concept for clear. You're doing you and he's like, uh, I've dated enough hairdresser.

So that's for sure. And she's like, well, this better be the last one. And he goes, I think next I'm going to date a corner. Just like a, a Just like a corner. A what? A corner. A corner. Your date, how are the labels of that?

A corner. His tongue is so mad at him. Like, why are you doing this to me? Are we gonna try this word again? Horde. So I'm gonna date a millionaire and he goes, oh, so me, because in a couple of years you'll be dating a millionaire and all I'll be one. She's like

in the operating money. That's what we're discussing right on the shoe. So then Austin's like let's convene to the sitting room. So they go and sit and eat dinner and I'm honestly bored. And I'm also repeating the scene. Can we just past it? I'll tell you why you're repeating it, because you know that I'm about to rant about something, which is like... To make proclamations of becoming a millionaire when you don't even have a dining room table, and you're forcing your girlfriend

to sit on the floor at your coffee table for dinner, okay? Get a dinette, a little table, you get a IKEA for $60. Come on now. Oh jeez, snap-ball! I hate that. I hate that. It's not really known for his style that one, that sure. He's like honestly the M-word marriage has never seeped into my brain until Madison. She's an adult who gets her goals prioritized and it makes me see what I need to start prioritizing as I move forward in my life.

I'm just kidding. I'm never, I'm never moving forward in my life. And then they make out with Portchop, right? I mean, the whole thing is just... I don't. Portchop, right? I just don't need that, you know what I mean? The most important, most exciting part of the scene for me was me pausing to see how he cooked his pork job.

Because that's what I was cared about the most. I'm he-pandit is probably wrongly inside. They both shit for dates. That's how he cooked it. So now- Wrongly. Incorrectly. So now we go to

Where Naomi is, she's living a message for her mom's phone, which is like, Bonjour, je suis sur le Paris, Avec les Miserables pour vues. And she's basically going to, she's going with her coworker, Ginny, to go to Nico. Yeah, so they're all at Nico for this lunch and thing. It's for influencers and bloggers and stuff because there's like a lot of

competition. Yeah, like Amy and Paula, who are both influencers in Charleston. Yeah, yeah, there you go. So all her friends start showing up and stuff and Cameron is just so glad to be out of the house. Look at your ass, yes! Oh my god, is this food? Is there a man here? A man! I'm loving Cameron in this scene. I know, exactly.

So, yeah, so they're talking about Catherine and how she has a new man and everything and like, oh, I heard that she has a crazy ex-wife and then he's like well they're not technically divorced but anyway. Tells is like has he been to prison? No not yet. It's like good good for her. I think I'm gonna say well surely she's smart enough not to get involved with someone

that's you know abusive or whatever and they're like mm-hmm yeah yeah. Hey remember Thomas Ravinnell? Mm, yeah. And Chelsea's like, well, Craig got in the war, it, because he's been abusive to his ex-wife. And she's like, oh, I would not, Dan, he's like, I would not let her get involved with that. But this is the definitive weekend.

Cameron's like, is he loaded? She, Chelsea goes, she don't need loaded. She's got her rolls roll us. And Cameron looks like her head is about to pop off. What's she hears this? There by the way, this whole scene, they're being all like lovely and sweet, but it is so filled with like quiet shade,

but the rolls roll us about the new boyfriend, about how the guy's still married. It is so shady these days. Well, yes, but it is such shady news. It's like she goes to Florida, meet some rich dude, dude and is now driving a rolls and living in an expensive house. Yeah. Oh my God. Yes. I'm so jealous. So Danny's like, oh, yeah, she didn't look all over there. Oh no, Danny. She's like, she didn't like the color of the rolls, but she's having it repainted. I mean, it is beyond. And Cameron's like, yeah, a rose is like the epitome. Um, which is Yeah, exactly. So then they all are like eating and stuff. And then Cameron and

Chelsea are like sitting down at the bar and Cameron's asking Chelsea about her new boyfriend, Nick. And Chelsea's like, well, last time I hurt from him, he was passing through Sardinia, which is cool because I love Sardin too. And she's like, okay, Cameron's like, hmm, do you guys ever see each other or talk like he's on a boat in America's cup? And she's like, yeah, it's NOS because, you know, we get to email each other sometimes. When there's WAPA. Yeah. So then Matool shows up, Dreamboat Matool, and you know, he just shows up and I'm already stammering.

I'm like, Matool. Matool. Yeah, and so she's like, you are fine, booby, and Cameron's like, oh my god, you were so hot. I can't even look at him. He's so hot. Sorry, Jason. This is the hottest man I've ever seen in real life.

He's tall, dark, Jason. This is the hottest man I've ever seen in real life. He's tall dark and handsome And exotic We don't have many of them in Charleston Oh my god. Yeah, at first. I was like that was sounded really hella problematic But then I realized she's referring to a guy who actually has a career. So I was like, okay, no, I get that another Anyone want to go get some exotic food. Oh, yeah, I could use a taco. You know, everything that's not white is exactly. I know. Yeah, it was, it definitely was like, I feel like Cameron probably meant one thing, but the way she said it was did not really come

off on. In fact, my friend, Eva, who is Indian, she texted me, it was like, um, do you think Cameron could stop with her Orientalism? You know, like, we don't appreciate that. So I get that. Oh, white people, gonna white people guys. I've been called exotic my whole life. Like, what are you gonna do? I told me more things to be offended about on this show. And I told Eva, the exoticism is having a job. So, anyway, so food, food, food, and oh, so this is, I don't know if you noticed this. So they are talking about this tree house trip that they're all going to go on. And we start seeing flashbacks of Catherine calling everyone to be like, I found a tree house, you know, and they're just like a standard like, hey, You want to go on a trip? I want to go on a trip so she's driving in her Jeep and she's like driving down the highway and One point she's holding the phone in one hand talking to someone being like, oh, we're gonna go on a trip

It's gonna be really fun and in the other hand, she just like scratching her forehead rubbing her ear. I'm like Lady you were driving 60 miles per hour and your hands are not on the wheel. It wasn't like she was like going slowly a traffic like you see the shit going by so fast. I'm like, you were not in a test. Like, you were in a jade. I was like, oh my god, this show is crazy. Yeah, that's how she is. I mean, she's not only like she says arm, but her personalities are, you know, it's like arm arm like fidgety fidgety Yeah, but she was like it looked like she was just like reclining and like what the car was was the car being towed

I don't like I don't know it was hilarious. She's doing yoga. She's got like one heel behind her head The car just crashes through the front of goons Last hit I was gonna get us more press. So, they're eating snails. Chelsea's like, how do you eat this in camera? Because I think you stick your toothpick in it like this and they get one and then Chelsea eats it and she goes, mm, tastes like snail.

That's how it prays for me. That's a five our yelp review So all right, snail talk to you game three years. This was fun. That's what I call snail male so The fact that you had Chelsea say goodbye to the snail that she would just eat Chelsea say goodbye to the snail that she just ate Fuck you soon We're getting now. Please. You seem snail. This is nail out. It's on a little time to sail But size of a beer bottle cap So so so so so Chelsea who sits the girls sit down and

Chelsea starts basically gossiping about like she heard Basically correct her that Madison had been contacting some guy through Instagram behind Austin's back. And apparently, like the guy's a good friend of ours. And you just see Danny in the background, just like rolling her eyes and like laughing,

like so ready, so ready to jump in. Yeah, but she's also like, oh my God, how did a camera goes? How did he find out? Danny's like, I told him. She's got her in the dead cell. What the first thing Craig does is go tell everybody. I know.

So Naomi is like, so, so, so Madison, Madison told her friend to reach out to Gentry on her behalf. I'm just trying to calibrate how hard I should roll my eyes. Like, wondering, I'm just trying to figure out what my speech is going to be when I see her next. Am I just going to rip into her, just be a slow burn? I'm just workshopping this right now. Yeah. And she's like, well, it was just made out that Madison likes other guys and steps out on Austin, okay?

That's just what's going on in camera. And say, I don't think anyone of us thinks that this is a serious relationship with her in Austin. I mean, come on. Yeah. And Dan is like, let's be honest. I mean, he cheated on her this summer. We're just like, the producers like,

oh, did we have a passing mention of the cheating? Okay, let's draw the video again. Let's queue it up again Yeah, and then we get that clip again and Naomi's like um, why would you take the time to stay with some but you know what? I'm on my highway horse aren't I am I my Granda Please say on your high horse. That's the only way you're going to be able to see. Okay. Stay on your high horse. No one is asking you to get off your high horse. We met you on your high horse. We met you, meaning the show, like we saw you.

You were introduced to us to the, to the Bravo community on your high horse. And we've accepted you and decided that we'd love your high horse. So please stay on. You're not changing it now. Ma'am. Okay. You're not going to a low horse. Yeah. Colonel Guizmo is like at the bottom of the ladder. Be like, uh-uh, nope, you can't come down yet. Just stay up there. So in our at Pugans, Mo Khiles, the chef is meeting Craig and chef's like, oh, take

a seat. Craig. He's like, God, you love saying that. I feel like I'm going to the principal's office every time I see you have a seat, Craig. Have a seat. That would imply that you went to school. What do you mean by imply? So Craig and Shepard discussing that they're going to be having an intervention with Austin.

Austin is going to be joining them and they're going to like basically break the news to that that Madison, uh, I had this interaction with gentry. And so they're like, okay, we're doing an intervention and Craig's like, cheers. Chips like, gosh, we're not, we don't toast to interventions. Um, so Seth's like, God, you're really reveling in this. I don't like disturbances in the forest. Yeah, and Craig says, well, we didn't make her want to bang Danny's boyfriend. Yeah.

Shep is so nervous. It's kind of funny because like, for all his bluster, he is so sheepish right now. Shepish, if you will. While the girls, you know, when they have to confront each other, it's a boom.

It's on, but Shep is like, oh, gosh. Okay, you do it. You're gonna do it. And I'll just, I'll sit here. You all, I'll get the ball rolling. And then I'm gonna give it to you. And then you do it. And then I'm gonna come back in. And I'm gonna go, gosh. And then you keep going. And then I'll come back in and be like, gosh, gosh. And then you do, you finish it up. Okay. Great. Well, the only reason he's scared is because Madison has no problem coming up to him and confronting him. Normally, he'll say whatever he Madison has no problem coming up to him and confronting him. Normally, he'll say whatever he wants, but Madison comes up to him every time she sees him, like,

excuse me, what is your problem with me? So he's afraid of her. So he's trying to get Craig to do it. He's like, here's how you do it. So then Austin comes in and, you know, well, Austin's tongue rises at the table, followed by Austin. The tongue is like its overhead carpet. Austin actually walks down his own tongue. So yeah, it's like, wait a minute, where'd that world be not go? Austin's like across the room eating it.

It's a good rap tongue. You know, and by the way, the, the, their key strategy is that they, uh, they want to relax Austin and make them feel comfortable. And then they're gonna like ease them into the news. So the Austin, Austin's nonsense down is like oh man I feel like an insane person right now I woke up at 4 a.m. I'm just like an extreme anxiety of nothing but anxiety right now. She's like emergency garsh emergency garsh Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars Gars the Marin Gossett, which is like um Narragansett, you midi? She's stupid idiot. He's like, whatever principal waitress, just bring it. He's like so unfortunately we came across some shit that we're like, well we love you buddy, we love you, okay? That's what we're saying. Yeah, well we have to, well we have to say something because we love you. We're gonna say something, but we love you.

And it's gonna be hard to hear. Yeah, nothing happened, but things are happening. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm so fucking this busy right now. I mean, I don't know. Craig, could you please tell the information to Austin that you have? Please?

Yeah, I'm, this brings us no joy, no joy whatsoever. Yeah, no'm all is this brings us no joy no joy whatsoever. Yeah, no joy Shops sitting there clapping his hands like He's like this is not like a deep throat watergate situation and Austin's like what They tell It's all Austin and he's like it's a fucking witch hunt.'s like, no, it's not and don't do that fake news shit. It's fake news. I'm like, oh my god.

It was awesome. Those people who would yell fake news all the time. Please. Yeah, awesome. Austin's going to be one of those people who's still yelling fake news like in 20 years. So he's like, well, Austin's like, so where'd you get this information? He's like, uh, Danny and, uh, it's true. You want to ask her?

And he's like, I just, I just don't believe it. And he's like, you're less caller right now. And he's like, right now, like his tongue is battling the inside of his mouth. And Craig's like, I'll call because Colin is sweating in here. So they call Danny. And Craig's like, yeah, I'm with the sweating in here. So they call Danny. And Craig's like, yeah, I'm with the guys. We have a question about Madison. I'm like, well, I don't know if you want to talk about that right in front of Austin.

And it's a secret. They just say it. We told them. Yeah, exactly. So, um, yeah. So, so Danny is basically tells Austin what happened, etc. And she's like, you know, it was weird and like he told me and I thought like, oh, this happened years ago, but it only happened four days ago. So anyway, and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to need four more beers. He's like, what? I can't hear anything. They're like, bye, Danny.

Blake. And she's going to go telling everyone that he knows four queers now. Yeah. It's like this game of telephone never ends here. So they start doing that they order shots for Austin and Chepa's like, for me, that's the nail on the coffin. It's got to be all as well that ends well. I'm so glad we ended this chapter on Madison, because we have this crazy evidence that shows

that she was totally unfaithful to you. The end. Yeah, that's it. You're going to have to break up with her right now. Craig's like, yeah, you either bang your head against the wall, you end it or you stabbed the wall with a butter knife. So you're going to have to make the choice right now. And now she's like, well, we're going to have a conversation at some point. That's for sure. And Austin's like, uh, Greg's like today. And he goes, no, um, maybe, uh, Tuesday and he goes, no, maybe Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday.

It's always gotta be on a Tuesday, because today is Tuesday. Oh, we ran out of time. It's time for the conversation. So then Austin's like, okay, so they go to another bar first to do some more shots. They do something called a missile, which is like a shot in a red bull that they chug which was like disgusting to me

And then so now often it's like okay Now that I'm very drunk, which is the best day to mind to have a serious conversation with your girlfriend when you're gonna break up with her I'm gonna call her so actually but first though she actually calls and he won't even answer And Craig is like what is anchoring you to this shitty relationship? Is it the promise of walls that you can break down with butter knives? Is that what it is?

Did I just talk about butter knives a second ago? I can't remember. I like that Craig tried to be a detective. He's like, I know something. I'll bet that that video wasn't, wasn't the first transgression. I'll bet you cheated because she cheated first. Am I wrong? And often it's like, yes. Oh, I don't know. I think that would have been the first God. The offense rests. No, Craig, that's not even the thing you say. So she steps like, gosh, you have to be more discerning, okay?

I mean, you didn't think you'd be working at Mary, did you? Gosh. It's like, I would have jumped off a bridge. I mean, I don't want to just be some pushover. What, so you're calling me a pushover? He's like, oh, no, not, yeah, I mean, you're a pushover. Um, what, so you're calling me a pushover? He's like, Oh, no, not. Yeah, I mean, you're a pushover. Come on. He's like, do you want it to fester? Call her, break up with her. And they're like, call her, call her, call her.

So that awesome goes out to call her. And then while he's walking out, she turns to Craig goes, why does he care about her so much? I've never cared about someone like that. Oh, I know, yeah, that's a personal problem. Dude. So Austin finally calls her and he's like, um, whoa, I just got pulled aside about some things. I hear a friend of yours reached out to the sky with Gentry and said, do you think he's really hot? And she's like, um, really?

That's what you're calling me about. I mean, that's not even a thing. And he goes, and he's basically like, and he was like, yeah, but you like wrote that stuff, right? Because, um, but that doesn't mean anything bad or shady is going on. The girl I know has already hooked up with him and I had a thing with him. And it was just like you to your day and like, fuck tonight. And I was like, okay, sure. Doesn't mean anything. He's like, you're defecating like fuck tonight. And I was like, okay, sure, doesn't mean anything.

He's like, you're defecating Madison. So I can't deflect if nothing happened and he goes, so what you're telling me is that it's true. And she goes, I, well, I, I honestly like, I, you know what? Like, yes, yes. That's true. Did you fare?

His name is Gentry and I thought he was a delicious bourbon that was going out of business. So I was like, I gotta get this while I can. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, bankrupt. Oh. So, um, yeah. So, I was just like, well, congratulations. For hitting on Danny's boyfriend. Hang up. Yeah, I'm not breaking up with you. So he goes back inside and gives the over symbol, even though he totally did not just break up with her. But he just wants them off of his ass, you know.

Yeah, so he's sort of like sort of crying or whatever. And Shep is like awkwardly comforting. He's like, gosh, I've never heard of you before. So Shep like stands up and puts like one stiff arm behind the back. And the other hand, he's like, I don't know what to do. My hands right now. It'll be okay, buddy. Yeah, it's okay.

Come on, halt, roll over. Sorry, I'm practicing for the dog. So yet, she just won a prize. I mean, you're gonna get to die alone. Who doesn't dream about that? And he's like, ah! And I'll just like, you know what? You guys just stop, okay?

Because I had a conversation with a person I really thought mattered and step is laughing. He just cracked me up. He's like, oh gosh. This is almost as funny as that hilarious movie, The Vietnam War. What? What's that? Shrug! Shrug!

Shrug's like just so you know I wish I was wrong. And Shrug goes, no you don't. What? You were furious if you were wrong. It's not about you and I. You and me, you and me, Krug. Garsh. Garsh, stupid.

Stupid face. That brings us to the end of Southern Charm. Yeah, Southern Charm. So funny. Now, before we close out the week, let's go revisit our old friend, the Krapins Mailbag. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So the crap is mailbag is something that we offer for our Patreon supporters. You go to patreon.com slash watch our crap ends and if you support at the mailbag level or above, you can write in questions that we'll read on the air.

So let's just choose a random old one. Oliver Haskins, we love Oliver. He's been around a long time and he says, our vitamin drips the new cryotherapy, is there an older bravo spot treatment that you would consider like pubes dazzling or vampire facial or those dead skin eating fish pedicures? So are there any bravo spot treatments that we would do?

I would do all of those except the cryo. I mean, I'm. You're supposed to do cryo when you only have a little weight to lose. And I have more than like I have too much like they would need to freeze too much. So that would just be cold. But I would do vampire facial. I would do. I would totally do the fish pedicure.

I would totally do that. Although I would not have done that. Yeah. How is it? do that, although I would not- I'd done that. Yeah, how was it? Yeah, I did it on a cruise. It was good. I don't think they had enough fish to really attack my feet. I mean, I've got some fried Flintstone monster feet, but it was fine, you know? Yeah.

I totally want to do that because, you know, I love like foot massages and things like that, so I think it would probably feel like really funny to have like those fish like nibbling at my feet. Vampire facial, not as into that. Pube jasling, definitely not that into. But I would try cryotherapy, because cryotherapy is not, it's actually not for weight loss.

That's the Celtic is, but cryotherapy is just, I think it's supposed to be, well, I guess it part of it is, but it's supposed to re-energize you have to work out or like help like muscle muscle pain and stuff yeah something like I don't know I I don't know what it is put your head in the freezer for a second okay take something out of freezer and get the same sensation yeah lose weight in your head already stop

complaining uh Beth asks hey guys uh you have to be guys you have to be you have to be secret Santa for your right or die house was favorites Ben you need to get a gift and stocking stuff for for Luan and Ronnie you have Lisa Vanderpump What do you get them and why well with Luan? What would I get her I don't I? Don't know maybe like an auto tuner. I don't know like I don't know, maybe like an auto-tuner. I don't know, like a... I don't know, I would want to get her something that would make her act even more ridiculous. You know, like, I'd get her like a fake record contract, be like, guess what?

This just came in from Sini Music. Sini Music. No, Sini, but go with it. Go with it. Wow, can you believe it? I'm a recording star for Sini Music. I'm with all the greats, like Mar Tomei. No, not a thing. And Jackie Gleason, I'm also not a thing. I am a star. I would get Lisa Rina. I mean, let's, Lisa Vanderpump a Rumba.

And I would paint it beige. And I would just see if she thinks it's Ken. I feel like Ken and the rumbo would have like a west side story battle, you know. So why are there two persons following me now? Two persons. Um, and one last one, Michael Horn says, hi guys, since there were so many housewives at Andy's baby shower, and maybe wonder what some of them talked about with each other. For example, what do you guys think a conversation between Ramona and Doreet would have been like, and any other in particular that you guys think would be funny? Well, Ramona and Doreet, I don't think they would have even

registered what the other one was saying. I think they would just be talking out each other, you know? Yeah, I think Doreet would have been like, Hello Ramona! She's like, that's not my name, Ramona. have been like hello Ramona, she's like that's my name from I Well, you know what I'm single of ready to mingle. Why aren't there any guys here? We're kind of parties that then to render with her to eat would just walk away like Why aren't they guys thought that anymore in it like think you she's talking like Ramona?

Yeah, she'll just take her Ramona's accent. It should be like Yeah, she would just take a hundred more and ask that she'd be like Whoa, that's crazy Good day. I was talking to Jagger who's my son slash best friend and I look ageless right now Boo, I'm single and ready to mingle Yeah, I my brain actually can't even process what to render. I mean what Ramona and Doreet would actually sound like together, but I think just all would talk about each other, you know? Yeah, yeah exactly. I think Ramona would just be pushing her skin care. She's like whoa this is crazy So it's great to meet you, Princess Dauiana.

Have you had my age cream? Also, have you ever had this crazy cocktail that I invented? You take some gin and you pour it in a glass and you add a little bit of tonic and some ice and a wedge of lime. I call it a tonic and gin. That's a podcast show that's stupid. Ha ha ha ha. Get up on the table and dance for Andy. He gave you your lives.

I think the problem with this question is that everything that happened at that thing was so much better than anything you can make up. Yeah, that's the problem. That is the problem. And I still don't know why there has not been like an hour long, like documentary about this, about this, this wedding share, I mean, this baby shower. I mean, like Andy has been so, like, he has put it out, like, everything about this baby, he has, like, once he announced it, he's blasted all over social media, he's like, my baby, my baby, my baby. So like, don't, I just assumed that there was gonna be like, my baby coming into this world, a very special Andy Cohen special, and it would just be like, all this baby shower. And I'm like, why have we not seen it yet?

Because we're all dying to see it. I don't have so many ideas, okay buddy. Yeah, I don't think I had to give him that idea. All right, well, that's the mail bag. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, up, what's up, what's up, what's up, on our Minneapolis show on Saturday, so we're gonna be doing Southern Charm and New York on those shows respectively, and also if you're listening at home, and it's Thursday and you're like, where's my Roni recap? Just wait a little bit, wait a few days,

we appreciate your patience, and speaking of Real Housewives of New York, our New York tickets are like running out, so be sure definitely to go get them, as well as tickets for Indianapolis, and Baltimore, and and Cleveland and Nashville. You guys, we love you. Ronnie, I love you the most. And well Ronnie, I'm gonna see you later today. And yeah, I'll talk to everyone. We'll all talk to everyone later. Bye everyone. Bye.

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