Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: On Again, Awful Again

Episode Date: January 16, 2021

Southern Charm winds down its season with a two-part finale, and we're here to break down all the usually toxic drama between Madison and Austen, not to mention the latest issues with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Plus, for added flair, Ben rants about Justin Bieber.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch With Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, also of the Game Brain podcast. Go check it out. I'm on this week's episode talking about Bard Games and stuff like that. It's super cool. And I talk like that

the entire episode just kidding. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie What's going on Ronnie? Well, how being? How are you today? How are you? How are you, babe? How are you? You're doing good, good, good. Everything's just great. Great. It's Friday. You made it.

We only have a few days left actually until our Golden Crap Awards, which is really exciting. We've already kind of let some of the cats out of the bag that we have as usual, I mean, every year we do this, but as usual, we have some of our friends who will be joining us on the show in some form or another. So we have like Michelle Collins and Iro Madison, Danny Peligrino, Brian Moilin, Laura Schinhall, from sexy new podcast, through Judgy Girls, lots of, I'm missing others, Jackie Shimmel, you know, lots of podcasters, et cetera.

I'm sorry if I didn't mention you, I don't have my list on, front of me, okay, there's so many, including my best brand-stash, do it every, okay? Just kidding, every will not be on the crappies. That is something that we can say. There will be no every singer. But the point is this, it's gonna be super fun.

It's gonna be a great fun virtual show and it's gonna be next Thursday. That's January 21st. It's gonna be at six o'clock on the West Coast, nine o'clock on the East Coast. You can go to watchacrapans.com and there are links to both the ballot if you haven't voted. And there's also links more importantly to tickets so you can watch the show.

It really is going to be so fun. And the crazy part is all those names that we mentioned, that's, there's so many more, so much more than just that, which is going to, it's just, it's, it's insane right now, Madison. Since it's insane, I mean, you're wearing wedges to the crappies to get my attention, Madison. Oh, seven, yeah, go get your tickets for the crappy awards. Just go to watch it crapens.com. You can find ticket links there. You can also find links to vote. The vote

is very important. Go vote. So that's that. And today is a very special day because it's the beginning of a two-part finale on Southern Charm. Yes, the penultimate episode of the season, but they tried to make it seem like it was the ultimate episode of the season split in two, but it's really just the pen ultimate, okay? But it was as it is the part one of the two part finale, they therefore gave the previously this season on Southern Charm, which meant that we got like lots of variations on the on Trixi Monical doing the opening music because we had Craig saying once upon a time in Charleston, Austin and Madison, we're in love and we hear Bapadu. Like echoey but loving. Yeah it's like fairy music kind of like and Thomas and Katzwin were getting along.

Thomas and Katyn were getting among And even chef and you see chef playing tennis and he goes Even chef has a girlfriend and I was like So fairytale fairytale papa dues my mom the captions that says, Shump, got, Shep, Goshes, Slow Motion. And I was on track to be the male Martha Stewart. And then Trixi gets crazy, she goes, Papa T, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,

She like goes dark, it's like that, it's like that moment on Mr. Toads Wild Ride when this like pleasant little, you know, children's ride at Disney World suddenly you get plunged into literal hell on the ride and you're like, wait, why am I in hell on a children's ride right now? That's what happened to Trixie Monaco. Yeah, I think it was because Martha Stewart actually jumped into the sound booth and strangled the fuck out of Trixie Monaco. Daring to compare himself to Martha Stewart.

Like, it's a good, um, I've been around for decades, sir. Okay, I've got more than a few pillows, and I know Snoop Dogg, so watch yourself. If you think it was, it was not Martha Stewart, it was Colin Cowie. He's like, I'm the man Martha Stewart. Although that's not how he talks at all, actually. I just remembered, he's, he's, he's Darynda's friend.

He's like, on the male maltose do it. They know that's better. So he continues on, but of course, some of those things were too good to be true. And then he's the arm Thomas had a baby. Buh-buh-buh! Like, Trixie's now on an acid trip. Meanwhile, shebsold friend Pringle moved into town proving there is such a thing as a sexy, single dad.

Okay. Were we all thinking that there was no such thing as a sexy, single dad? Like, is this really what the show is proving to us this year? Did you, do you not watch the Hallmark channel? Have you ever seen their movies? Sexes and sad. Sexes and single dogs. Sexes and single dogs. Yeah, with the failing business,

they've had some like uptight white lady from the big city to come in and try to steal. I mean, fix. I mean, fall in love. Yeah, I mean, it's like, we all know, this is what we've learned about single dads from the Hallmark channel. They're failing businesses, they're sexy, they have dogs,

and their dogs are on unreasonably long leashes that can tangled up with potentially other dogs or women who have groceries. Yes, and they're really good at walking in Sina, and everyone has like a long hair like German shepherd or something even though they have to walk in three feet of fakes now every day. Yeah, and they look sort of like so much with that channel. I need to explain. And they vaguely, like in their off time, they kind of dress like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. Yeah.

We had the Hallmark channel on during Christmas, because you know, I'm around family, and that's the only thing you can really watch around the kids. And every two seconds, I was like, oh, let me guess, she's going to be really mean to him in the office, and he's going to not like her, because she's too snooty happens. Oh, let me guess, she's gonna be really mean to him in the office and he's gonna not like her, because she's too snooty happens. Oh, let me guess, they're gonna run into each other

at a chocolate shop and realize that they're both just humans happens. And then finally my niece was like, Uncle, how many times have you seen this movie? I'm like, oh honey, you'll be seeing this movie the rest of your life Exactly So anyway, so we're just getting basically gray sets of the season and I was happy because we got also called back to Farcorn like horn the governor

Good thing. I swear I swear I declare a state of a merge on slay for South Carolina And that my friends was the not the last one out in Georgia, which is different state But I feel like it must be must be mentioned I reckon And just like that the world changed before our eyes, but captain Kalun Dennis remain oblivious And then Trixi says 15 minutes about but I'm gonna get 45. I'm like, wait a second, Trixie, bringing in a new lyric six seasons later. You have to do a variation on Bapadu.

Okay, not some 15 minutes, 45 minutes commentary. Okay. Yeah. No, no. And I'm actually insensitive DM got her fired from Queens, put her at odds with Leva and sparked a war with their best friend Danny Not to mention raise a few eyebrows at the timing of her new romance Cold that all proved to be the death knell for Madison and Austin. Okay, you know what? Can we just use better terminology?

This is a pandemic people Yeah, but yeah, exactly And so I surprised it's so it's supposed to be no surprise that we all got back together again This happened. I broke another finger. No crag. They fought that too I drank a bottle of my own sin fendell um so then we go back to the fight on the boat on the ferry last week with love of being like you sound like a dick and she's being attacked by every woman on this bottle and love of being like you shut the fuck up you shut the fuck up. You know, nothing Madison. You know, nothing Madison or other friend of Madison. Yeah, we know that that girl's name Madison is not Gwen.

Okay, we call her Gwins because there's two Madison's, okay? Yeah, and so we picked the job of the other one. It would be either calling Madison from Gwins, Gwins or calling Madison from the hair shop hair. Okay. And also it's funny to just call her Gwen's. I don't know why because she sort of has Gwen energy and on top of that, she's like,

she has a built in possessive when we called her Gwen's. Yeah. So we open with everybody getting ready. It's very fancy. Craig's in the shower and Leva is at home with a kid in his little car And look, I feel most for Leva I think in this entire show Love us the only one having to deal with a little kid day in and day out every time we see Leva It's like, oh, you want a piece of toast? Oh my god, you want a chicken nugget?

Oh my god, you want to drive in your car? Let the woman leave, please. Get her grandmother over there. I know, seriously, Leva, I also feel bad because she has this beautifully appointed house with all these Pinterest qualities to it. And then she's given her toddler the world's largest toddler vehicle thing. You know, there's like little friend, like Flintstone cars that toddlers drive around,

which is like really cool, but like, I, the entire time, I'd be like, sure, what field? I'd be like, baseball, baseball, baseball, so like, if I ever have a child, which will never happen, they are not getting a giant car that they can motor around and unmy,

in my house, no, Cerey, not with my walls. Mm-hmm, yeah. Walls are out. Yeah, well, it's like you have a beautiful house. Bam, bam, you know that car. Exactly. That's like totally a grandparent gift

because grandparents like fuck it. It's my kids have. Let's see how she likes it with a mini car running into her walls all the time. It's like the parents revenge, getting the grandchildren just horrible annoying thing. It's true. And by the way, last week,

we didn't mention this and I actually noticed it and wrote a note about it and decided, I don't have to comment on every stupid thing I see LOL as we're 10 minutes in. And we haven't made it through the first, like, second of the show. But last week, Leva burned the fuck out of some chicken and then everyone was talking about it online and I felt like I really failed as a podcaster by not bringing up the burnt chicken. So I just want to reference the fact that Leva did burn some chicken last week and it was, it was, we expect, we expect more from

you Leva. We want, what was it burned or grilled? I mean, you never know. It looked like it was grilled, it was burned on the grill, to be honest. It did not look, it was, it was, you know, she's a restaurant tour. We expect more. Oh, well, the owner, you know, I don't want to eat anything cooked by McDonald. You know what I mean? It's like the other answer people that you hire. The Burger King himself is not who we want on the grill. Yeah.

Yeah. The Burger King is not who you want, make, and your, wow. That's fair. Okay, that's fair. Well, I, you know, I'm better than you because I actually skipped it. And I'm fine.

I was going to talk about Craig's shower nozzle. And then I was like, you know what? Do it. You know, do it. Let it out. No, I'm better than you because I actually skipped it and I'm fine. I was going to talk about Craig's shower nozzle and then I was like, you know, what? Do it. No, do it. Let it out. No, I'm not going to because I'm a bigger person. It's a great job. You're not going to shame the landlords. If you bought it himself, we would have a discussion, but it's not really his. Not his. No, actually, I really loved it. Okay. So let's say, let's see here. So Patricia, who this is all she really does in the show, she's carrying around her giant iPad and she's like, Whitney, could you help me? The phone number she told me to use is on the green thing. She made the chat mother. That's the messages.

She meets the chat mother. That's a message. It's a message. It's a message. That's right. Messages. And he's just as funny, Dutty is her, because he's like, well, let's see. Now you're on Instagram. So let me figure this out.

Okay. You know, not a one of you knows how to swipe your fingers. Let's stop acting like one of you is like, you know, wandering around town on a skateboard with a, you know, rock band is a bubble. Oh, wait, one of you is. I mean, they're, they're just in the wrong era. They should be in down there, Abby. Like, you know, down Abby every episode, they just dress up and just convene in the parlor, and then they just sit there and they talk in the parlor and then they go to sleep. That's really what they are meant to be doing. Yes. Not dealing with iPads and things like that. Yeah, that may be the COVID show before COVID. I'm just like, well, we're stuck here together.

I guess we'll get dressed up and meet in the talking area. What'd you call it? It's like the parlor, the ladies play cards, and the men's sitting in the corner, and they're like all in tuxedos. I guess it's four o'clock, you know. I feel like that would actually be secretly Whitney's dream. As much as he talks about Renob and being a rocker,

I think his dream is really to get into Tuxedo at four o'clock and just like have Martinez with his mother in a parlor. And honestly, I'm not mad at that. That's kind of my dream too. I don't know that I need to be stuck in a parlor with my mother for three hours, just talking, you know? It's not that I need to be stuck in a parlor with my mother for three hours, just talking, you know. It's not that you need to be.

It's just that is it your destiny. No, I mean, I love the woman and everything, but no. So Austin gets out of it. Yeah, I'm fighting it. So I'll listen, I've already become her. Okay, I don't need to become her in a parlor with her. So Austin gets out of it. That's this episode, by the way, everybody. If you're wondering, why are they still talking about them

getting ready in the morning? Because that's what this episode is. So just just buckle tight. So Austin's getting out of bed. And now this, the rest of this montage goes, Austin tries to figure out how a dry cleaner works. And then we can send it out. No, a hair dryer, a hair dryer, what did I say?

Dry cleaner, but probably that too. It just didn't make it to the share. It's insane, so I just give you my clothes. Are you insane? Are you insane right now? Why are you putting plastic on my clothes? You're gonna stuff the came my shards. They put a skinny person in my shirt.

Like, that's a hanger. It's not. That's a person thing. So then we cut between him not doing the hairdryer right to everybody else getting up. Madison's just sitting there staring at her phone while meditation music plays. And then chef is calling his girlfriend and she's like, do you know, where she, do you know where little Craig is? He's like, oh, Craig is your three dogs. Oh my god, you scared me. I thought the Craig was stolen. Okay. Okay. Little Craig is not like Lindbergh's child. Okay. I don't think that'll still affrench you, though.

People love a dog with breathing disorders. I don't know what it is about. I'm not sure, but we sure do. I would be more concerned about big Craig getting abducted. So, Shep, so Shep is, he's like, oh gosh, my trainer gave me Seattle's, I'm feeling good. He said, he said it would improve blood flow. Gosh, I'm like, what trainer is giving you any sort of pills? That's not right. That's not right.

Yeah, that's all we need. The chef running around with a boner that never goes down. I thought that was Shep. Yeah, I always feel really bad with trophy wives and trophy husbands because, you know, and I heard this actually some rich girl said it. I don't know who said this. I heard this somewhere, but they were like, yeah, they used to just die at 50. You know, or it's just stop having sex with you. But now because of medical advances, they just live forever. And now they've got donors for 12 hours.

Well, you got to be anacical. You got to come in late. You got to come in late in the process. I will say this though about Cialis is that it probably is a good way to get shoved into a bathtub. What does that mean? Like to jerk? To jerk it?

No, the Cialis commercials is always like a man and a bathtub and a woman and a bathtub and they hold hands from their separate bathtubs. That's like. Oh, I'm authorizing. That's actually my dream life. I would be in a relationship if that were a thing. Just being in separate bathtubs. Let's make it. Hey, you want to go on a day and he's like in the next restaurant over, but you can still see each other from the window and wave. Yeah. No, all the commercials, they like set up, they, they'll be like these two bathtubs on like a mountain top, like looking out over the world in bathtubs. Yeah, I don't know that I need a bathtub in a mountain top, but yeah, I need to stop

taking CLS too. So isn't that the one where they, they're super like depressed old people, but then they start banging and then like they're happy in the end. I don't, I just, the bathtub is really the striking part of the narrative that sticks with me. I don't know about, I don't know. I mean, I think that pretty much all those commercials promise that.

Like I think the rule of thumb is if it's old people slow dancing and smiling, it's erectile dysfunction commercial. If there is a hot air balloon, then it's an allergy commercial. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I thought this was for like social anxiety or something. Yeah, well, I mean, who knows? I mean, taking the others may reduce your social anxiety for different reasons. I don't know. I mean, the person I can't wait for my penis to stop working.

I don't know. I mean the person I can't wait for my penis to stop working Thing is such a pest my god. It's like Jesus. What else do you need? Well, maybe you can just watch Southern charm enough that your penis will just retire Yeah, unfortunately the penis doesn't really have taste so There's a ring and Moushchep is talking to Pringle on the phone while he drives and he's like, oh, I didn't get a chance to chow with the party at Capers. Was it really intense? I never really pay attention to things, you know. Yeah, and Pringle is like, yeah, well, I was sitting next to Catherine and I feel like I got a little dramatic for her, you know, hey, uh, put that on and out, put in the back seat, no, no, put that down.

No, no, you can't have that. No, no, stop throwing spam at your brother. No, stop it. How long were the boys in town? He's like, oh, they're leaving tomorrow. You know, I've gone just going to be a mess about it. A mess, a mess. I just want to be with them all the time, which is why I moved thousands of miles away

for them. Yeah. So then we see him at home with Quinn and Asher who are just like on their iPads and stuff. And and Prinkle is trying to talk to him. He's like, Oh, well, you said it's your last day. I mean, Summer of Dad is coming to a close, right? Right. Right.

And they're just like fully ignoring him. Yeah. You're stupid. It's like, well, come on, kids, you hear me. Come on. I want to talk about it. Dad said, you know, at the same time, it's been Mr. Toes Wild Ride, which Ben brought up in the opening of this show. Whoa, full circle with dad. This is called full circle with dad. That's true. Maybe that's why that got into my brain.

And he's like, you want to tell me with my favorite part of the summer, Wes, and they're like, you're bad. It actually was not my, it was going to the beach kids. And they're like, nobody cares, stupid. Yeah, pretty much. And they're just like strangling each other on the sofa and everything. And he's talking about how it's hard to say goodbye and moving to Charleston was like the hardest thing

you had to do, but you needed to do it because you needed to build a much better future for his kids in Charleston. I don't really understand what that means. I don't, is it because of TV shows? He doesn't have anything to inherit in California. That's what he means. You think he actually means building something. He means accepting somebody when somebody dies.

He has a better chance of accepting something when somebody dies in Charleston. I mean, if your name is Pringle and you're famous in Charleston, but in California, you're just a carb. You know what I mean? No one's going to accept your ass in California. Yeah. Hell yeah, bye, kids. Sorry.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or She's like, I know, look at me, I'm here. So she's there, this is like after the whole party thing where she was so mad and she's like, well, you seem so summer. And he's like, imagine that Madison, imagine that. Why are you even here? It's a thing right now. Well, I feel really bad about my party because I reacted that way. And it was fucked up, but I was mad.

He's like, yeah, you just clarified that. And he's like, okay, you know what I'm standing up to. Oh, could you glass a wine? Get comfortable. So she says that she has regrets about capers, the island, not the delicious little thing. And she's like, well, I was a bitch. And Austin doesn't bring out the best of me.

And I was upset. And I had a bad the best of me. And I was upset. And I had a bad attitude because of it. And I should've just taken my five deep breaths and been a big girl and not said anything. To which I say, no, no. He was uninvited and he showed up and he ruined your mood. And it's not up, like why is it that she has to take her big, her big, I mean, her deep breaths.

But Austin, there's no obligation for Austin too. I mean, yes, theoretically deep breaths. But Austin, there's no obligation for Austin to, I mean, yes, theoretically in the world of life. And in life, it's always better to take the high road. And like, yes, it probably would have been nicer for everyone involved if she was just like, you know, she can only control your actions. So she should have been the bigger person, theoretically, yes. I guess I just get annoyed because there's none of this that has put on Austin that like, maybe he should have been less of an asshole when he showed up or maybe he should have just not come because he was uninvited.

I can't even believe you're standing up for anybody in this couple after watching this scene. This is the most obnoxious fucking scene and this is why two idiots should just stay quarantined forever with each other and leave the rest of us alone. You know, it's like they have this huge thing. And then she goes back over to kind of reel him back in. Yeah, she's not back over.

It's like, do you want me to date other people? And she's, no, well, that's not fair, Madison. Well, do you want to see people date me? He's like, no, but I told you I'm still in love with you. Check. Well, I'm sorry, but I'm never going to go say, dates and man else. I just, I love hate you. Like, I hate you the majority of the time, but I love you I'm still in love with you. Check it out. Well, I'm sorry, but I'm never gonna go say thanks to my else. I just I love hate you. Like I hate you the majority of the time, but I love you more than anyone else. So if you're asking for permission today,

you know, I have it. Well, okay. Then, you know, the stuff like you're so annoying. I'm not saying I'm not standing up for either one of these two. Yeah, I'm not saying that that they are not annoying. They're terrible. And she is as much of a guilty party in this in that she goes back to him to have this conversation.

Like, the whole point why she uninvited him was theoretically because she needed to draw a line and create space, so then the fact that she goes over to have a conversation, it shows that she actually had no interest in that. She likes playing, she likes playing petty games, he likes playing petty games, et cetera. I'm just saying, I feel like it's obnoxious that Austin gets to go through life without like any sort of obligation to say to himself,

I should be the bigger person, whereas Madison does have to feel that way. And I think that's bullshit, even in the context of us, a bullshit couple. When does she have to say I'm the bigger person? Well, she just said it. She just said it. bullshit even in even in the context of us a bullshit couple. When does she have to say I'm the bigger person? Well, she just said it. She just said it.

She said, I should have been the bigger person. She said, I should have taken my deep breaths and been a big girl at the party. Oh my gosh. She had a party that she was having for his birthday and invited all of his friends basically. I mean, they're her friends now too, but invited all of their friends.

And then decided that the time she was gonna ignore him was at this party and kicked out a shooting for like one of the final things. And then, if that didn't piss him off enough, she spends the rest of the time being like, Pringle comes it next to me, Pringle, all you suck it, looking, Pringle. I mean, come on. But she, but she, she uninvited it was still her party. She was, they broke up. So she was like, I'm not gonna have this. I'm not gonna like, I'm not, this is not, this is no longer a birthday party.

This is a party for me. She, I mean, that's, she did that. And then he still came anyway, even after she uninvited him. And then, and then he's wondering why he's being received so negatively. I'm like, it's insane. Austin, that you don't understand this right now. He's like, so there's no resolution.

She's like, I don't know what to tell you. So I'll just tell you what I normally tell you. Should that stay bad? I'll got that feel good. Okay, see you later. And Austin's like, I think I've realized she just lies control. She likes me up against the ropes. I'm like, you're just realizing this now.

Just now three years later. Yeah, you wouldn't have against the ropes. I'm like, you're just realizing this now. Just now, three years later. Yeah, you wouldn't be up against the ropes all the time if you weren't such a bad boxer. So Danny drives and Shep gives her a call and he's like, so, I was with Pringle and we went to a break room. That's where we smashed stuff like Real Housewives.

And then we see a clip of them that goes way too long. Smashing things in the smash room. Pringle being dangerous too. He's like throwing hammers against the wall. I'm not going to a break room with the I'm never going to go one of those break room things anyway. Well, I mean, these two are so privileged to see only break room. They've ever been in.

He's like, it's like all the space. Yeah, gosh. So Pringle's family friend has a house on John's Island with a dock. He's like, it's like, all fish, maize. Aw. Yeah, garsh. So Pringles family friend has a house on John's Island with a doc and a pool, garsh. And I want to have a party there and everyone will go, redneck outfit, garsh. So Danny is like, I'm who's coming.

And so now, shut up to break the news. Yeah, it's like, well, you know, I mean mean pranglin i have both on got with cathart independently and then dami starts pulling her own hair you know that that that that's it's like falling at her own here and he's like you know she always has to write things and i'm just trying to wait

uh... here's the thing i've had my breaking point and like she says she wants to fight for the relationship, but there's no fighting. So hold it together. You're gonna crash your car into somebody. Yeah, I hope please, please, Danny, make me so nervous when you drive and cry at the same time. So speaking of Catherine, we now go over to her townhouse where she's sitting with like her big iPad thing and And she's like in a pink blazer and she's like arm and she just like snaps off a tag from it That's just been on it for who knows how long and then opening a soda can with her teeth Which I would never do my teeth are precious

Yeah, that's hideous, but it is a good thing about veneers I guess so then It's like you just want to show that sit off like I paid for these Yeah, I'm gonna open a coke But you always wonder like how people with like those huge nails really do it, you know Especially if they're press-ons and I guess that's how your teeth welcome to the South So her friend Jackie calls and I did not even Google to see how problematic this friend was Was this the Trump parade the Trump boat parade lady? I don't know. Yeah, I was like I can't I can't be bothered

I can't be bothered to maybe that's my white privilege. I don't know But I I this case I was like I just can't I can't expand this universe I have enough rage about the real world at the moment. So Catherine is online shopping for baby stuff, right? So this girl calls and Catherine's like, yeah, I'm shopping for a baby because I found an article online, and this is the baby was more like a month ago, y'all. And I like related to this

child in some way. Like I'm like it's like stepmother or something right. Yeah, Jackie's like, well, maybe you can buy a card that says nice to meet you on baby mama number one. Uh-huh. Hey, how's that party? You're not first. You're last. I was like, okay, sure. Um, and she's like, yeah, so yeah, tell me about the party. And Catherine's like, turn it into a catastrophe. I don't feel like I've been standing up for myself for like talking my perspective, you know, I'm so misunderstood. And like my friends are seeing me as someone I'm not like making me have to be someone

or like, I can't fit that phrase on a Wednesday. Can you make that a smaller phrase? Um, the only person who truly deserves an apology is the woman I sent the emoji to and she got one and I was just in Serapology, but I'm getting death threats and I need my friends and none of them stood up and said But I'm getting death threats and I need my friends and none of them stood up and said Catherine's not an arm racist. I feel super betrayed. I'm like, well, actually, I don't think I don't think that woman is the only one who needs an apology and You know, go a long way Rather than your friend standing up for you. Maybe you fall through with actions. Maybe

Speaking out about you know, like your great, great, great grandfather and saying how you support the statue being taken down and I don't know, just like some things like that, that might help a lot. Yeah, lots of opportunities there. That you're missing while you're in the wake-up and wake-up with your teeth. Exactly, like, and maybe if you do that,

that maybe your friends would be more willing to be more public and supporting you because they would actually feel that coming from you and then they could speak to your character. But if you don't do stuff like that and you just want them to do it for you and then they, uh, that's probably not gonna happen then. Yeah. So romantic music is Craig and Madly, Rowan of Swamp. And he's like, you're doing great. This is crazy.

This is where they filmed the notebook. Just reenacting all these movies. We watched in quarantine. It's been really cool. Yeah, I was, yeah, I love that movie about two people who fall in love and row boats and then they die. I love that movie. I'm thinking you should watch some 9-5 while you're in quarantine. Okay. The entire time I was just thinking,

Sha la la la la la la la, Kishtagirl. I just like was looking for Sebastian somewhere in the groove. The triny. I was like, please kiss her. So that way Natalie can get her voice. So there's a gator in there. You know, she's like, Creepy is fuck.

It's probably Cooper. You know that it's Cooper. We're like, I can't wait, I can't wait to go invite them to my ball with features. Men with women only The gait of all Um, uh, yeah, so Craig is he's you know, he just loves Natalie and he's like I feel like a teenager again after playing house with Natalie And it also helps that I never really advanced beyond teenager mindset. So that makes me feel like a teenager too A new woman with new walls to stab. So romantic.

And then of course, I'm sorry. He's like, I haven't said I love you yet, but this could be the one. Hey, I'm glad he brought snacks. And he's like, I brought you some Herod covert. Okay, it's a very cold ham. And she's like, yeah, you know, this is the best way to get to know someone a global pandemic. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what are your priorities? And she's like, mm-hmm, eating lots of cheese and meat with you. He says that one thing he's promised is that he wouldn't high things from Natalie and like living together He can't and he's like, you know, she's like glad I so and she's glad I cook I'm like some people and we cut to Naomi at that party being like, it's just you sitting at home all day

with your stupid sewing. What's wrong with my sewing? And they kind of do Naomi dirty there because they make it seem like Craig was just this artist that she's like, you know, it was like, fuck you. But it's like no, Craig was saying that he was gonna be a lawyer and at home studying for the bar and all this and that. And he was just at home, like sewing his random pillows.

So like, yeah, she had a right to be mad. I'm getting, I'm getting like, I'm, I'm, I'm working myself up. I'm just making myself mad for the fun of it now. Yeah. So then we go to Danny and Lava shopping for an outfit for this redneck party and Danny's like, Ships, he wants it to be redneck. And love us like, what is that event?

Okay. All right. Here's how we're going to do this. Put your bag down. Go back to front. I have a method. Okay. Swarm, swarm, swarm, swarm.

Yeah. That she has like a whole method for how they're going to divide and conquer the store while still being socially distanced. And so they're on their own different racks that they're looking at from across the store. And Daniel's talking about how nothing was resolved with Catherine and Craig just added to it and love us. I just don't know what it is with Craig that he chews Catherine with velvet gloves or

satin gloves, velvet gloves, satin velvet, velvet velvet satin gloves what sort of gloves is it? I'm and now I know what all of our listeners are like when we're like Terry Savales because I was like kid gloves kid gloves Also, we know that Craig ain't wearing gloves Um, so uh, she's like yeah, I was just saying I don't appreciate you yelling wait, we are not social distance go back over there I thought it was okay to come to this rack. You're so bossy So she says are you gonna address anything at this party Danny and Danny's like oh, I feel like I don't owe anybody any of my time So well, I got a call from Jackie and and Jackie said that I'm convincing Danny and Madison to hate Catherine.

And Danny's like, classic Catherine, calling you and not me. Yeah, pretty much. But she's actually, yeah, she's basically like, well, this is classic Catherine because she's looking deep, she's not looking deep and trying to find out why we're upset. And so,ia's like, well, when I think of all the insane things that have done to be there for Catherine, or Mark like that, is like, a fuck you because she could have called me and said it to me

face. And she didn't. And I've been there for her to call me and say fuck you to my face. Okay. And love us. Yeah, it took every ounce of humanity I had to just sit there and be gracious with that girl. And now she's spinning this narrative that I'm bullying her and you're bullying her. And she's like, you know, well, what's up with them yelling at you? And she's like, yeah, I wanted to say to the guys, like, why are you coddling this girl? She said something so viciously racist to somebody. Like either you don't know what happened, or I don't know, I just have to talk.

You just don't care. Yeah, that's what it was. It was like a dot, dot, dot. She basically is like, you know what happened? Either you don't know what happened or you're like uninformed, like you don't care to know. She sort of dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot it herself, you know? So then we go over to the main dot, dot, dot of this cast,

Austin, he's watering plants outside. Wow, it's hotter than the devil's taint out here, Madison. God, it's so hot. I'm gonna call my best friend, Alexandra. Hey, Alexandra, it's hotter than the switching it up. The Dickens, okay. What do you like more? Dickens or devil's taint, Alexandra?

Seriously, it's thing right now? And she's like well my roommate keeps it really cold. I have to wear a sweater my roommate is my mom So they start talking about how he was uninvited to his own birthday and he's like yeah, let that sink in Here's a soundtrack for it to sink in I'm like, I'm making icing with my tongue. Go down. So he's like, I just decided to go anyway and I got attacked with the shot. Jams, she was being mean. I'm like, that's because you went to a party you were uninvited to.

So you got jams. That's why that's how that works. She's like, you deserve to a party you're uninvited to. So you can't jabs. That's why that's how that works. She's like, you deserve to be happy. And you know, I just, I can't continue for you to be this guy who never sticks up for himself. Like, it's a blessing when people show you their true colors. It's like, okay, we all have that my absolute friend, you know, it's like, no matter what you say, it's like, I totally got screwed over at the post office today. You're lucky when people show you their true colors. Yeah, but she was made to me. People tell you who they are in the first five minutes. So, yeah, she's basically like, you need to take back control of this situation.

And Austin's like, yeah, I told myself, you're not going to bite at this bait. You're not going to bite at this bait. I'm like, you literally went to the party. You bit the bait as big as you could have. Yeah, you jumped into the fishing pond. So Austin's like, yeah, you know, she just proved about how little I mean to her. And I can't take it.

And it's time for me to find my own happiness. And then we go to commercial and the commercial, one of the commercials that comes up is this wretched Justin Bieber commercial. I don't know what it was for, but it's featuring Justin Bieber. And this is like the perfect commercial for Southern Charm because Justin Bieber has this song out that he's been singing. He sang it on SNL and then like every music award show he's been singing it. I don't know if you've heard it, but he sings a stupid song where he goes, I'm so low, low, low, low, low, low,

low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, holy, and the lyrics are about how he's made mistakes and he's lonely because people won't forgive him. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's have like, why should we forgive him

or why should we even care that you, Justin Bieber, who has been given like four or five six chances. You're still relevant now, you're still singing songs in SNL when you can't even carry a tune because your whole thing was wrapped up and you being a little kid who could sing. And now you're like, you're saying like this, but you still get chance after chance after

chance. And you want us to feel bad for you. I was like, you're perfect for Southern charm. Thank you for this. What did Justin Bieber do? I don't remember. He was obnoxious. He was, I mean, he did all sorts of obnoxious things.

And of course, people are allowed to be forgiven, but there's a wallowing and self-pity. Remember, he would like spit on his, spat on his neighbor, he had a spitting face. He just was generally awful. And it came a point where it looked like he was just gonna be basically done. And then he had this like performance of the VMAs in like 2015, where everyone was like,

Justin Bieber's back, which is fine. Everyone likes to come back story, but I just think it's like 2015, everyone was like, Justin Bieber's back, which is fun. Everyone likes to come back story, but I just think it's like funny, this like extremely, extremely wealthy dude that's like, well, if that's built off of basically a marketing machine. And yeah, I mean, yes, some catchy songs, I will never just get at that, because I love me some poorly sung catchy songs, right? But I

just feel like what I don't need from him though is like, it's like we made a pact. It's like, okay, you can do your you can do your catchy songs. You don't have to sink them well. We'll buy that. We'll buy the, you know, the MP3s or download them or whatever, but then I don't need you to come back and be like, oh, I'm lonely. Oh, like no one likes me. Oh, I'm like, you have been given a lot of opportunities. And I want to thank this podcast for letting me finally get to air that rant because I've been sitting on it for about three months. Thank you, everyone. Wow. Not a believer apparently. Not a believer. Actually, actually, the reason I get annoyed with that commercial is because it's for like fun products. It's like Sam Sung Galaxy phone.

It's like all these people on their phone and it's like, I'm so lonely. I was like, no, I'm not. Stop judging me. I perfectly find over here on my phone. And you know, you're not. You're lonely. It's like, go outside, get off of your phone. No, I'm not going outside or I'll die.

Okay? You fucking stupid commercial. And I wanna make an asker so that, like rich people, people who are rich, people who succeed, people who do well in this life are allowed to be lonely. And that's, I don't take that away. I just feel like it's a cynical,

the cynical side of me is like, oh, he's doing this lonely thing. It's like, you know, he's so sad and lonely and misunderstood when he's like writing that to the bank and like licensing out his loneliness for these commercials and using it on all these different platforms or whatever. I just'm like, okay, please, please. Well, who do you think really feels lonely, Justin?

You or Austin, who is at home trying to figure out his hair dryer? So, or the projecting it onto onto, onto, onto Justin Bieber. No, Austin is the loneliness here because you're right. His hair dryer is, is has a band. Yeah, I inserted the hair dryer at the wrong time. Now the hair dryer fun begins. So Madison's steaming stuff, but Austin still can't get his hair dryer working. But Pringle's doing mouthwash, but Austin still can't figure out his hair dryer. And he goes, my hair is gonna be soaking wet.

Like, he's just like, he just reserves the same level of like, petulence for Madison as like his wet hair. I just like, everything goes like at that same level. Here's what I'm soaking wet right now. The strike cleaner, poke to me and poke to me. So Leva is at home going, cover the mustache. Cover the mustache.

You gotta cover the mustache. Which as a leb, you know, I totally get. And then SEP is checking out, wait, oh, he's checking himself out in the mirror and like getting on the scale and it's 2.22. He's like, you eat it. Yeah. Gorsh. So now we go over to this place on John's Island and it's rainy, but it's sunny and SEP gets out of the car and he's like, oh, it's always weird when the sun is shining and it's raining. That doesn't make much sense. Oh, what is this? I'm educated.

So they start cleaning up everything with the party planner people and Pringles like, you know, I just, when my kids leave, I act out and just like, oh, so the break room didn't work? Well, I guess I get an A for F for... Gargosh. I'm so low, low, low, low, lonely, gargosh! Mmm.

Ugh. So, Madison's house, uh, doing her makeup with the bring light, with some paper over the bring light to filter it. And Vinita comes over, and they're like, you're pretty, you know, you're pretty, uh-oh, you're pretty. N-ah, you're pretty. No, you're pretty. Oh, you're pretty. No, you're pretty. So, yeah. So they're getting made up and Madison. Her whole thing is that she wants to wear

wedges to see Austin's face drop because I guess he loves wedge Madison. So really great to see moving forward by playing mind games with this guy. Yeah, awesome. It's got a wedge fetish. I guess. So she's like last time we talked, we were back. We want to be friends. Well, let's just see how it goes. I don't want to talk about relationships. And Vinita's like, you know, you want to walk in wedges so his jaw will drop, but you don't want to talk about relations. Okay, you know what? Stop trying to make sense. Okay.

Yeah. Um, Vinita's just as annoyed about the situation as we all are clearly. So, um, uh, so then they're talking about Catherine, because an article came out that Catherine is dating Shuleb, also known as Caleb, Ravenel. And they're basically just, the article is saying, this relationship was planned and plotted, you know, and they're just kind of like, yeah, God, it kind of feels that way.

It kind of feels very intentional, you know? Yeah. So then Madison puts on like a sexy little fringe skirt thing around her bathing suit. I mean, it's like, so you're not trying to get back Austin. Okay. Yeah, so we go back to the house and chef's like I wonder where Taylor is Course, I hope we're wearing matching swimsuits Yeah Garsh because we got those those matching towels gosh

So they're just talking about like you know, is's the in love with her does he say I love you And he's like not often and Pringles like more you're gonna go to for Christmas He's like gosh, that's so far away Garst boy you got to show him a new care about her She's a gosh Garst lonely Gosh Lonely

He's like well, you know you got to think about how to make a woman happy. And he's like, I'm not that kind of guy. Yeah. So then Lava comes over and let's see Pringle, you know, everybody starts arriving, basically. And chef is like, you know, I just wanted to warn you, you know, I'm a Mr. invite everyone sort of a guy. And it's like, uh, yeah, I heard Danny told me you invited Gatherin. He's like, well, it's not us slapping anyone's face or anything. And she's like, listen, I've flipped out on the boat because I don't like Austin, butting is fucking head into

everything that doesn't have to do with him. And then my stuff with Catherine is that the stuff she said online, you know, it's disappointing. And the boys are sitting there coddling her. And of everybody, you're the one who's not supposed to be coddling people. You're Mr. like, call everybody out all the time. Yeah, exactly. And she's like, I don't believe in cancel culture. There's no growth in that. But a bother to me that Catherine's not being held accountable.

Which I think is a really great way to state so many things. And so, Shep is, he's like, well, Garsh, you don't ruin someone for a mistake. I mean, Garsh, you know, I made mistakes and they're like, cue the video of Shep making fun of almost person. And then he's like, oh, you have to allow someone to change, okay? Garsh, I'm not judge. Garsh, jury, gars, or executioner, gars. Gars, gars. But you know what? I just don't expect anything from her. And that's, you know, I hope she changes her ways, but that's up to her, basically.

So then Craig comes and Prangles like, well, you know, I just have to have this party because I wanted to do something that takes my mind off of my kids being gone, you know, I just have to have this party because I wanted to do something that takes my mind off of the kids being gone, you know. And he's like, us, you invited your friends who were like kids. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm the male Martha's, that was the male Martha Stewart jokes.

Yeah, Martha Stewart could never make a joke like that. So, chef is like, still talking with love on him. He's like, I'm just, I'm the kind of person that, if you want to hang out with me, gosh, let's do it, you know? If you want to the kind of person that if you want to hang out with me gosh Let's do it, you know if you want hang out. Does anyone hang out with me anyone? I'm all low low lonely no no one okay Man, I just want to keep my mouth shut about all this that's all and she and love us like but you're okay with that And he's like, I mean, I don't know what she said and I just don't want that blow with anyone

I don't I don't and she's basically like Well, this is the definition of white privilege. It doesn't affect you. So you're just gonna party instead. He's like Gars, yeah, let's do it Good idea So she's like all right look let's talk with all the boys about the full picture because They probably don't even know what happened and I expect you to hold people accountable shop and he's like, well, you know, I'm trying to get out of the accountability game. Having you heard, I'm good chef now. I have a girlfriend and I don't know.

The only thing I can be accountable for is a matching towel with tailor or a car. So then Madison comes and she drives her up and said, oh, yes, Pringle. If only he believed here. And then she trips in her wedges, which is kind of funny. She's like a real wedges. Exactly. And then she trips. Yeah. So Madison comes up and says, I take Pringle and they give him a big floaty thing that

they got him. And just to make him sweat a little bit more, because he wasn't sweating enough at this party. They're like, here, now do some manual labor. Yeah, so she hugs, chef and stuff and chefs like, is Austin coming? Shep, I don't know, I haven't talked to him today. He's like, oh, that's a good first step. Hi, fine.

Hi, five in his hand comes in like a trebuchet, just like, she's like, ow! So then Danny and Gwyn's show up, and then Craig's like, I think Danny's still mad at me. I'm gonna go over and give her a big hug and be like, cool, so here I go. Hey, Danny, I'm sorry about the other day. I'm just gonna come in and hug you right now.

This will work, right Danny, right? Oh, Craig, no Craig, no. I mean, I don't even know what Craig, I'm getting right now. Craig. He's like, all right. Well, usually the smile works. Wow. What happened to my hot privilege? happened to my hot privilege. So let's see. So Jenny's sister is there and Madison comes and she's introduced to Jenny and so they hug and then Austin pulls up and praying. He's walking and while Pringle is telling Madison, he's like, you know, my kid said their favorite thing was hitting baseballs with you and Hudson. Yeah. Yeah. And then Austin comes in. Why nobody in the pool? Well, it's insane. It's so hot right now. It's harder than the dickens and the devil's

tainted. No one's even in the pools and sane right now. Non-Madison because mass is not here. I don't see mass and high Pringle. Hi, Jenny. Hi, hi, hi to anyone in this space except for Madison. Hi, hi, Jenny, hi, hi, hi to anyone in this space, except for Madison, hi. And then they're rocking away and he goes, whoa, you know what, Pringle, I didn't say how do your sister? You know what, I'm going to go back and say, I miss somebody. I'm going to go back and go back and go back and go like, Jenny, I'm so sorry. I didn't say hi and still like Norris Madison. My gut instinct was to say, this is so immature, but then I remembered Madison's wearing this outfit specifically to get his attention

and he is basically calling her bluff and saying, okay, you're gonna wear something to get my attention, so I'm specifically not gonna give you my attention. And it's what you were saying, they're awful. They're awful. They're not compliment the wedges, do not compliment the wedges. It's harder than the wedges out here.

Oh damn it. I said the wedges. Damn it. I fell into it. And she's like Austin with his big dick energy is cut comical because he can't do that. And yet she was the one who winds up going back to me like why did you talk to me? So yeah. Yeah. So then, um, what's up with you? You know,

you're coming in like, I bro, I got your bro. And he's like, does anything piss you off more than not getting all the attention in the room? And she just walks off and he goes, girl. I'm seeing right now those wedges. So Leva is then now talking and she's talking about how she, you know, she didn't appreciate Austin's demeaning bullshit last week and saying how like he thinks he's showriss, but it's really his showvinism that's showing. Oh, and he was yelling, yeah, that was a pretty intimidating fairy ride. And I love fairy rides. They did it in a movie that I watch with Natalie. Actually, it was very romantic. It was very working girl, you know, super romantic.

So love is like Natalie and I are watching all movies that have boys and girls that are on boats and reenact them. So love is like, yeah, while I terrified. So, level's like, yeah, well, I terrified Pringle. He's like, terrified me how? Uh, by yelling. Oh, I love your yelling. I love your yelling. She's like, yeah, but, you know, it's like they're trying to be

silver wrist, but it's demeaning, you know, like, why do you need to be Catherine's protector right now? And Pringle jumps in and he's like, well, I will say, when I saw Catherine on capers. So funny. It's like the new drug in town. Capers. Just different capers.

They're just fucking big. You on capers. The guy you're getting a capers. Yeah, well, I saw Catherine on capers, you know, she looked like a deer in the head by a tour, a deer on capers, frankly, because you guys were just, you know, you guys were just coming after. And then he just like, yeah, but she still hasn't apologized. But also, I wasn't, I'm sorry to interrupt, but also I love he's like, yes, three girls on one. That was really intense as opposed to like the two to three guys on leva. Like, but that's not intense.

That's like a course correction. Please. So then we get a clip of all that stuff. And then Pringles, like, you know, what, coming at somebody right or wrong, I don't think you're going to get the response. You want that way, you know, and he says that she was just in a corner and all alone. And she's like, you guys, are you going to wear of what she said on my? Yeah. You got their ridiculous. And Craig goes, Oh, the emoji, it was weird. Like, you know, like, like, like, a monkey that can't hear. That's crazy. Yeah, because monkeys can hear it really well.

I don't know if you know that. They shouldn't have an emoji that shows them a monkey hearing something far away, because that's more accurate to life. A monkey that's named as lonely. Shut up. That monkey, the snake is lonely. Shut up. That monkey's so low. Oh, oh, oh, oh, me. And love is like, listen, it's not just about a stupid emoji.

Okay. She said your minority platform is irrelevant here. And then we see the tweet that says, stop using Charleston and your minority claim is a platform to harass people or and love it. And what you are makes Charleston horrible. And Vanita is like, she even had the nerve to say, do you know who your father is?

And they're like, oh my god. Oh my god. This is so cringy. Oh my god. But again, I really applaud the show that they are like they're really just like They're like we are gonna force that we're gonna make sure this is addressed and address Craig is like Craig's like I'm just blown away. I'm glad love us telling me this it makes a lot more sense It's like Craig. I'm glad your eyes are open now, but like, you know, she's, she's accessing the same

information that you could have accessed, you know, and he's like, I didn't understand everything at the beach, but this is bad. It's like, usually I'm a protector of hers, but like, God, you can't make excuses for this. I mean, what you just said makes you doubt her intent because like maybe you did mean it that way you know. So all this time I just thought Catherine was feeling so low, low, low, low, how's it go? Me too. You want to go to a rack room?

Oh, so yeah, this was just this really. Geez. Hearing that part. I don't even remember. Oh, so yeah, this was just this really. Geez, hearing that part. I don't even remember, I didn't even remember that part. And we've read the comments, we've read all that stuff on this show. I completely liked it all up. I got obsessed with it when it came out.

I was like, oh, no she did not. But I don't remember the, do you even know who your father is? I mean, what the fuck? I mean, I will say I actually don't, I remember when it came out and I was like, this is bad. And I don't think I fully processed, really, you know, all the, like, all those things,

just like you said, which is kind of funny because I'm making fun of Craig. They're like, oh, Craig, you could have read it, but at the same time, I also was like, sort of seeing this back on the show. I'm like, oh, shit. And that's, I think, actually, a service of the show. I think it's important the same time I also was like sort of seeing this back on the show. I'm like, oh shit And that's I think actually a service of the show. I think it's important, you know to be like no This wasn't just like an inconvenient faux pas that happened and will be addressed in one episode

It's like no we are talking about it and we're giving voice to those who were affected by it and We're just gonna keep like this is a thing that's happening. And so like, I like that. I like being stopped and in our tracks a little bit. Yeah. And so next week it's the confronting Catherine. They show they're like coming next week to be continued. And then you see Catherine walking in super slowly like, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, It's gonna be huge huge huge huge yeah everyone have a great weekend and we'll talk to you on the next one. Bye we love you guys. Bye.

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