Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors

Episode Date: July 18, 2017

Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Potomac" where we take on Juan, Ashley, Karen, and the mysterious BLUE EYES. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro / Amazon Prime bitching / Southern Charm 01:02:43 - RHOP See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the banter blender. And joining me as always is a man who can tell time in a very high tech way, because rumor has it he has a new Apple watch. It's Rondi Karram from trashdogtv.com and the Rosepricks Bachelor podcast. What's going on? Well, hello, Benjoon. What's up? You know, you shouldn't out me about my Apple Watch. I already feel like such a douchebag, but I was hanging out with my friend Monique the other day at the Apple store and I saw one and I was like, but then I could see notifications on my wrist. It's so stupid. Well, you needed one. You needed ones that way you would stop

obsessing over popovers. Exactly, but I just ate popovers while I was setting up my Apple Watch. So, I was watching the great show and they made some Yorkshire Puts and they seemed very similar to popovers and it was at least shape wise. It is.

Yeah, it is. I thought of you. I thought of you. I thought of you and it's like, well, it's shape wise. It is. Yeah, it is. I think it just has more egg. I thought of you and it's like, well, I'm thinking about Ronnie and I, and then I was like, you know, there was a time when I was making popovers and I made me almost want to go back to that time, but I controlled myself.

Barely. Barely popovers are like not rated highly enough in this country. I cannot believe everybody's not obsessed with making popovers every fucking day. They're amazing. Well, go to the restaurant, BLT, and they will serve you some,

is it BLT or is it SDK? I can never, I think it's SDK. They will serve some big-ass popovers while you wait for your food to come. It's delicious. And they even give you a little recipe to go with it. Well, I bought these muffin tins, but they're not tins.

They're those ones that are... The muffin tins? No, no, they're not tins. They're actually I bought these muffin tins, but they're not tins. They're those ones that are... The puffed tins? No, no, they're not tins. They're actually, instead of muffin tins, they're... What's that baking stuff? We're nothing sticks to it. So that's like rubbery. Silicon?

Yeah, I got those. And so they don't do the full... They don't cook the same way where they kind of cave into themselves, because the normal popover kind of caves into itself and looks, I don't know, weird. These look like big, hollow muffins. They're delicious. That's perfect.

Well, speaking of things that are rising to the expectations, you guys, tomorrow we have our live show in New York City and we're super excited about it. There are no tickets left whatsoever, but be sure to check out the Facebook page because people are posting their tickets that they suddenly have to give up for last second. So if you need a ticket, be sure to always check our Facebook page.

Also, if you are really feeling Ben and Ronnie Fomo about this live show, guess what? We're doing a live show in Los Angeles September 2nd. We're going to have lots of fun things. We're going to recap Scary Island Classic New York City episode. It's going to be a great show. We've already sold out over a third of the theater. I should check in to see where we're at now.

But that's still two months away. I'm a guard and this is like a big venue that we've already sold out a third of. So those tickets, we are anticipating that we'll sell out. So get your tickets now before it's too late. So that way you're not on the receiving end of the special announcement I just made for the New York show. Y'all. Y'all. I think that's our that's our our busy work. Oh, one other thing. I'm still in New York and Ronnie's still in LA. I'm in my childhood bedroom right now. There is probably a 70% chance that my mother

or my father may enter the room while this podcast is going on. So just be forewarned. I'm just looking for the tape. Just looking for the tape. Just, you might, it just might happen. So everyone just brace yourselves. Yes, we're doing this podcast at such weird time snack because we're trying to get them

all in before we're, you know, doing our thing. And we're just going to be in a weird mood. As you might notice from the Apple Watch talk that led into popovers. Well, that was my fault. Because if you tell me on random fact right before we start recording, I, it's always like top of mind as the first thing I mentioned on the show. I'm like, run, you got an Apple watch everyone. You're like, damn it.

Don't tell me so. Don't tell me so. Well, it really does wake me up in a lovely way. I already turned off all the health stuff because I was wearing it and it was like, you should get up and take a breath. And I was like, you should suck a dick. How about that, Apple watch?

So I immediately looked up online how to turn off everything that's like, you have the blood pressure of a 97 year old asthmatic. Like I don't need to hear that from the watch. You know, I turn all that shit off. It's basically my texts and my alarm, my alarm to wake you up and just this. On your on your wrist is like wake up honey. Wake up.

It's like robot grandma waking you up sounds like the belay ho starting up uh... go stuff my city i'm me i i am having i swear this would be my last thing before we get into southern charm but i'm having my own regrets because about a week ago was amazon prime day and i was excited i was like I'm gonna buy an electronic, you know, meat thermometer for $13. I was all excited and it arrived. And in my mind, I thought it was just gonna be a thing where you stick the thing in.

It's like, it is this temperature, but it's actually like an electronic version of a traditional meat thermometer, which means I have to like put this thing into the raw meat and then let it sit there and then have a wire that goes out of my oven to the base, the thing. And I'm like, that's ridiculous. And I feel like I'm oh, God. I mean, I'm going to try it as an instant read, but I really, I got the wrong electronic thermometer and I'm furious. I actually got the wrong, I actually ordered

the wrong thing too. We both had an Amazon prime disaster. Yeah. Because I ordered bunches of random shit. I told you, I was like, oh, welcome Matt. It was ugly. Send it back. I had to carry that shit down on the mailbox. Then I got pens because I love a, like, you know, like a disposable pen. I love it.

I love pens. So I was like, I'm so excited. So I put in fat and pen. I was like, I'm going to try a new kind. But this kind, it's like fountain-ish, but then they put that felt tip at the end. I hate a felt tip. Oh, yeah, that's terrible.

So they waited to just screw everybody over this year, Amazon Prime Day. Yeah. And I didn't even get that good of a deal on a Kindle. Yeah. Oh. See, I also got a spice grinder, and it wound up being, I thought it was just a very cute little thing

Like you just put some spices in it a little like you put some whole spices in and get some ground spices that come out I thought it'd be just a fun little thing and it's like a big tall thing actually and it's not dishwasher friendly In fact everything I got on prime day is not dishwasher friendly that thermometer thermometer, the French press, the spice grinder, nothing is dishwasher friendly. It just makes me very Amazon prime angry. Yeah, I'm Amazon prime angry. So fuck you guys. Fuck you guys.

But I'm Southern charm happy because we got more Southern charm happy too. Now, I think I've told you, I've been watching my TV on YouTube TV because I had someone sign up for me on the East Coast, which means I get all the East Coast time I've been watching my TV on YouTube TV because I had someone sign up for me on the East Coast, which means I get all the East Coast time so I can get my work done earlier. Oh yeah, nice.

But YouTube TV apparently is smarter now and figured out I'm in Los Angeles, so I came on to watch Southern Charm and it was not. So anyway, I had to VPN and get all back. So I missed the first segment. I got in and Thomas, why were you thinking that landing would be the new Mrs. Ravenel? Oh, okay. Well, that's okay. You're gonna have to update me on the beginning. All right. Well, I'm just gonna go through my, I'm just gonna go through my notes here and I'm just trying to last here.

So basically the reunion started off where it left off with Snowden was out there and Catherine saying the Snowden lied and everything and then Snowden saying I didn't lie and it's like you guys spent the night together and Snowden says I don't remember that and Thomas said well nothing happened which was super shady which we discussed. Yeah because Thomas is always honest. So do you believe that Snowden's baby is Thomas's? No, I actually don't believe it. I Deliverment I am of the innocent until proven guilty mindset in in the world

So you know, I understand there's a photo where they look similar But you know what the wall babies look similar. Honestly, like no, this isn't like the baby similar. They look just alike Creepily just alike. I don't know a lot of white people look alike. That's true. That's true. You know, I think at a certain point we all just look like marshmallows when we're babies. Sorry, sorry to break everyone. Your baby's not that special. Baby little marshmallows. Yeah. Like babies that are so white that they have little veins on their heads. So, yeah. So Thomas is getting mad at Catherine. It's like, well, we can go to court.

And then the whole world will know the truth. You'll never get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get

a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job's correct size spice grinders. Yeah, she has a window air conditioning unit. Okay, but she's already suffering enough. Promise. I think that the whole reason why she checked up with you was the promise of never having to work again. Okay. So then Andy takes us over to the Snowden and Catherine

lunch to revisit that of, you know, like, gosh, you know, like, gosh, you know, Catherine, you were so mean to Snowden, she's crying and you were so cold to her. And Catherine was basically like, well, erm, so erm, well, basically she was crying about her baby and it was sad, but then she switched subjects and then was like, that's why I'm not around. And then I was like, oh, you're using tears to manipulate. So it was like a big, it was like a weird pose.

I was one of my, that was one of my favorite scenes of the season though. I'm sad that I missed to talk about it. It wasn't anything special. It was like, my baby, my baby was born with his brain outside his head. His brain was leaking out his ears and Catherine's like, how do you pronounce crudeite? I'm starving.

Yeah, yeah, it looks kind of blow for an espresso round here, round these parts. Yeah, basically, Catherine accused note of using the situation of their baby to manipulate the situation, the general situation. And so it was like, I would never manipulate the baby like I would never do that. I would never manipulate my baby. Also, Katherine, you've used your babies to manipulate plenty of situations on campus.

Yeah, remember last season, it was pretty rough there. So then somehow or another, I don't remember how all these moments connect, because it's sort of hard with the reunion, because everyone so many things so quickly and we try to type everything. And like, you know, in a regular episode, you can see how the action flows from one thing to another, but here they're just saying stuff all the time. But at one point, Catherine declares that, you know, no one's apologized to her and she sort of wants everyone to apologize to me. No one's ever apologized to me. No one's to apologize to me. I'm like, is that how rehab works? You come out asking it for demanding apologies? Oh, step 13. Yeah.

If you don't get an apology, you know, brick people's windshields on national TV. So then someone's like, well, you never apologized to me at that lunch. She's like, I apologize to you. No, you did not. And then Catherine goes, I mean, I'm still learning how to handle situations that are difficult, I guess.

I ordered dessert. What better way to say? Let's move on. So then Andy, of course, is like, I feel like there's still a lot of love between you guys. Would you guys ever become friends again? And Catherine's like, I mean, I want to, I want to, but you know, I mean, I want to, arm, I want to, but you know, I mean, arm. And then Snowden does one of those things that's like totally self-congratulatory she goes, well, I'm a loving person.

And if I choose to love you as a friend, there's little you could do to make me not love you because I'm such an upstanding seed of seeing. So I love you forever still. And I'll tell you, right when I told that judge, she beat her children while she was drunk. I did it with love, because I'm a good person. When I told that judge that she flew her children around

like a kite, I said, you know what? I'm saying this with love. When I told that judge that she used her baby's fingernails to chop meth with. I did it with love. It's like a tutorial video. When I told that judge that Catherine's been driving around her kid without a baby seat on an ATV on the wrong side of the road while she was

drunk, I said, with love. Quiet. Love and fragrance on this street. So, so then like the TV's bloopers and practical jokes guys come with their little rooms and they sweep snowed enough and in her place comes Whitney. So Whitney takes a seat at the end of one of the couches and Whitney's wig. I have a seat. Whitney's wig. We're starting to have kept you in the back. So I just realized that Snowden's name is Snowden.

I mean, who can be like a really fun person with that name Snowden? I personally enjoy being Snowden. See, you're not from the Northeast. You don't enjoy the pleasures of a, you don't enjoy the pleasures of a simple snow day you don't seem to understand what hot Hoku was singing about all those years ago snow day is something special to get snowed in shows a lot of character Tim chimney, Jim, Jim to roof you know what I'm saying Actually, no that song is about Jimmy's Thomas. You know know i just i just love snow makes me feel so great i mean i i just go out there and i i just put my

nose right in that snow and i enjoy it for all its worth whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo who really say much. There were no questions about Patricia the entire time. He just arrived. And then the attention went back to Thomas and there's a lot of discussion about Thomas his house and the guest house. So Thomas starts going on this thing and he's like, you know, when I got this house downtown, I thought it'd be good for the baby with the big walls. It'd be sort of like a fortress, like a daddy fortress. but turns out, children hate being locked into walls. So I need a kid friendly neighborhood. I want a sandbox, a swing set, a pool, or even if I don't have a pool, there could be a club with a pool.

And he said all this stuff. And I'm like, is a pool kid friendly? I'd love to have a backyard where a child can stand in. There's a ball machine to whip balls into its face so he can learn how to be a man, Andy. This was basically Thomas' somewhere at that screen moment, you know? It's like everywhere,

everything can kill his children in the house. He's just gonna be in a giant poodle skirt, serving castorals. So yeah, so he just, he wants to go into a kid-friendly neighborhood and- I'm sure. He wants to live on one side of a bridge, and he wants like a little dangerous house for his kids to live on on the other side of the bridge.

Yeah. He's like, I'm mis-having a pool. There's nothing better than getting, the end to a fight with your ladies manicures and shoving into a pool, if you know what I'm saying. So during this by the way, Kathmandra starts to cry. She's like, she's like, yeah, she's like, the potential for like, you know, the dreams of what their family could have been is hit impacting her, which is sad.

And then it's like, Hey Thomas, what's the deal with, what's the deal with you putting the kids in the back house? Like they're like they're this, like being raised by nannies, like they're the help. And it's like, first of all, I live in the back house with them. And you know, by the back house, I mean the front house, obviously.

But they all rely, well, they all come to the player. Yeah, no, he is. They're like, well, no, it's like the front house is dangerous. There's railings and it's, and it's like a museum. You can't have a kid there, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So also they're in the south. I mean, look, if you're, if you have money and you're living in the same house as your children, you're just an idiot, okay? I mean, you can pat yourself on the shoulder

and call yourself a good parent all you want, but most happy parents are rich parents, you never have to see those little fuckers, okay? Yeah, have we not seen how they handled things and down Naby or just with any kings and queen? You know, you have nursemaids who come in and they'll bring the children in front of you for a moment and then they'll sweep them off again. Remember down Naby, they and they they'll bring the children in front of you for a moment and

then they'll sweep them off again. Remember down there they always just check in on the children like how is how is how is young baby Mary doing? How is little little civil doing? Is she good? Oh good, we'll see you tomorrow then. Yes, exactly. I mean, we weren't rich and I still had a Romana. Yeah, Romana. She was like behave and then she would slap me on the side of the head with a fly swatter and you know, I got raised real good. My mom didn't even have to do with me until I was a teenager. That's why she hated me so much. She was like, who raised you? It's like, Ramana. Ramana. By then it was too late to do anything about it. I was like, uh-huh. I know the entire plot of Tania Kiser too, mother. You'll never understand.

So then the subject moves on to Dating in Charleston. What's it like, Thomas, to Dayton Charleston? He's like, well, they're either too young, still in college or all the good ones, they just leave Charleston all together. Or if they're not the good ones who leave Charleston, they're just too old. And then literally the camera zooms in on Landon's face. The moment he says, just too old. So shady. Poor land, you know, she just likes the sign. So then they're asking, well, well, T-Rav, what counts? First of all, they're like, okay, you should stop talking now.

This is just, just stop. But then I think Andy was the one who said, so what counts as two old, like what age do you like? He's like, well, the age range that I like, he's like, I like between 35 and late 30s. And everyone just cracked up. Oh, Thomas. So then, was this one he starts asking about lantern being the future Mrs. Revanail? Not quite, because then Andy asks T-Rav if, oh yeah, no, the little future misses Rav-Nel, that's still a ways away. So the few, I missed a lot. Sorry.

I don't know when you gave me, you may have missed it. You missed a good amount. So I actually like doing it this way. This is perfect. I'm like the pressure is on me. I'm like, oh my God, I'm the one carrying the show right now, guys,

what am I gonna do? I'll just go back to my T-Rav accent. So then, so then luckily it was all that T-Rap. So then Andy's like, so T-Rap, did you lose your mojo? And he stands up in his like, he's like, does it look like I've lost it? I'm like, it looks like you never had in the first place, sir. It looks like you're nuts are touching your knees, sir. Could you please have a seat? Is your fly open, sir? No, I Just had to nail it to Catherine pretend it came from Amazon Prime It looks like your net hairs have gotten so strong that they're starting to poke out your gene materials, sir

Please someone get this man a poncho So then then we start talking about land in in Drew Because given that Thomas thinks that 35 is too old and everyone just laughs it off, is there a double standard with Landon, you know, who's dating Drew, who was significantly younger than, well, like 10 years younger than her?

And everyone was like, yep, there is one, yep. And that was it. Yeah, people are really big on double standards on this show. Yeah. However, yeah, this really is, because still even later in the episode Andy's like, God, you know, every time Thomas gives a look over Catherine and then Catherine gets a look over Thomas, it really does look like there's still something between you.

Yeah, because she's like 20 and he's 55. So, of course, he wants to fuck her every time he looks at her. You know, that's just like it's because he's an old pervert Andy. There's nothing romantic about it. Exactly. He's an old pervert and Catherine is super hot. And on top of that, she showed up in this crazy, vixen red frock. And, you know, his, you know, Thomas's direction is basically poking up from the top of his shirt. Yeah, I mean, it's making an effort. It's like the little the little train that could. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

All body. I think I can. So then we go to this controversy with land in and those guys in the Nantucket and about how Landon handled herself. And Landon explains her side of the story, which is that, you know, she was invited by these guys up to Nantucket. They said they'd have a hotel room for her and then she gets up there like, oh, we don't have a hotel room. So you can just spend the night on the boat with us. And she was like, I don't even know you guys. I'm kind of skied out by this. And because she said said that now she's suddenly the bitch. So I think she actually has a point but then Jeppe is like, gosh, well, I asked your

friend and your business partner and they said you were acting out of sorts. So gosh, you're acting out of gosh, sorts, gosh. And so she became like a he said she said and she was basically like yeah, but Why did you immediately believe them? Why couldn't you just ask me the gosh? I was just trying to get to the bottom of a gosh gosh Yeah, I was asking you at your launch party in front of everybody I guess what you're supposed to do gosh land in did they ask her

But then how come you said I don't date millionaires only billionaires. Yeah, that's what sort of, that's what sort of framed it. And they never really got back to why she said that, but she was basically saying, you know, these guys were shady and then you just immediately believe them. And Shep's defense was, gosh, perhaps I should have approached it in that way, but it was weird because these guys were saying stuff about you and it didn't seem like something that you do, so I wanted to get to the bottom of it. I'm like, Chef, if you didn't seem like something she would do, you should really believe her first,

even though, you know, a big thing of this episode was landing saying things that are easily misinterpreted. And also, Chef still hates London for liking him. Yeah, that's true too. That weird thing, but if someone actually likes him back, he's like, of course I hate her or hope she dies. Yeah, so this is actually, this is, this sort of segues into this question that Andy has, which is, he more or less asks, you know, Landon, you sometimes say things that sound really bad. Do you just set yourself up for ridicule all the time? Like for instance, remember

when you said, you had that conversation with Austin and you said, you know, look at a guy's luggage, you can tell everything about a man based on his luggage. And so, so this is what Landon, this is her grand offense. She goes, well, like, I don't apologize for that because like the kind of person I want to be with has decent luggage to travel the world with. I'm sorry. And so everyone was like, oh, Landon. I mean, Landon, like, he's trying to help you, Landon. Yeah, and she just doubles down, and she kept doing it over and over again. And people were trying to say, like, Landon, you just listen to what you say. It just comes off wrong. She's like, why don't I have to change what I want to say

to just what I believe? And they were like, please, Landon. For instance, remember when you called Vail, a truck stop, and because apparently someone wrote in from Vail, being like, it is a beautiful city. Like, how dare called Vail a truck stop and because apparently someone wrote in from Vail being like, it is a beautiful city. Like, how dare you call us a truck stop? And she's like, okay, I admit, like it was a really stupid, like pretentious conversation.

But it's a well-known fact that people in Aspen don't like Vail, people in Vail don't like Aspen. And if you like Aspen, you always call Vail a truck stop. That's all. And just everyone rolled their eyes. Like, A veil, a veil is something you used to cover your face when it's ugly and eat.

Ha, so I'm saying. Ha, ha, ha. There's like, oh my god, it's truly that, that Tobias moment on a rest of development. And I cite this a lot where Michael says, you know, you just gotta listen to the things you say. You says, you know, you just gotta listen to the things you say. You know, record yourself. You just gotta listen to the things you say.

Just listen. But it's much fun. You know, all I'd like to say in Landon's Defences, will be hit when Sulta makes history. So, guess what, Ronnie? What? This is the part when Andy asks to wrap is landed marriage material?

So, oh god, finally, my god, I missed 10 minutes. No, this was better. Let's just pretend I didn't watch any of it. I like you doing that. No, don't you dare. Don't you dare. This is how this is how the podcast started, you know, and housewives. Yeah, I was like, do you want to be on the show? And I was like, okay, and then I just had to show up and swivel around in a chair, and then you do everything,

and I just had to make little comments here and there. But house I've hoed down was different. It's funny talking about this on the eve of our 500th episode. It was different guys. Yeah, because I have to write down a, like down a rundown. For each show we were discussed, I had several questions. It was much more of a round table, but with two people, it's sometimes three if Matt was there or Cita, and it would be like, so what do you think? Larissa Pippin, do you think she has a point when she acts like a total asshole, or is she just ridiculous?

We discuss it, it was cute. Yeah, I like that. Let's pretend we'd discuss it. It was cute. Yeah, I like that. It's like a real show. Okay, let's pretend, let's pretend we're back there. No, just okay. So the question is, land in marriage material. Basically, that's what landed did for the rest of this episode, at least for what I saw. Yeah.

So he's like, well, I wasn't jumping to the conclusion that she's the next Mrs. Ravenel, but I was gonna give it a shot because you see when I was a child over the bridge in the house like doing His politician hands like nobody cares, okay? And then Andy says, well, what about the woman and the restaurant And then they showed that clip with that drunk ass bitch and all of garden and she said I have a certain world, man man I can tell you one fine Miss girl is your soul mate It was real and you can tell it's real because her son was mortified and he was and he even went back and they zoomed in on this poor guy's face

and he's like I just want to eat my dinner before I have to go back to working at the movie theater. Yeah, my father left my mother when I was two. Police don't whosmer. She's insane. He's telling me. He's like, could you please send over a drink to that table called Help Me. So, that's how to, okay, you're turning into a robot, so that made that sound even crazier. It's just like you had a robotic gasp of breath. Oh, you know why?

Because I'm downloading the torrent of Ramona's singer on the Lecun Action. Oh my god, Ronnie. Oh, come on, let me turn it off. I'm so sorry. Oh, we should mention that we are going to be recapping Ramona on Love Connection on our live show in New York. So everyone can look forward to that. We're going to be doing Orange County. And then we're going to do Ramona on Love Connection and then some other ones.

So excited. Okay, it's just stop now. Sorry for the robot voice, everybody. All right, the robot has deceased and Ronnie is now. Now we go to Catherine or no, Catherine, you think land and bone Thomas that weekend, you can see saints. Is that the truth? She's like, well, she's, he's never done, he's never done anything with the woman that he has in stuck his penis in before. And land uh, Landon's just shaking your head at trauma. It's like, oh, right, Tommy.

No, no, no, no, Thomas, right, Thomas. No, Thomas, right. Look, you're looking real smooth, they're landed. Yeah. Real, real smooth. And Landon's like, it wasn't even found. I was thinking, we can, and then they're kind of like it was erm, it was erm. And Thomas is like it wasn't it was business, it was a business trip.

These people wanted my business. Yes, it was Mr. Remiss's Valentine's. So it was a Valentine's weekend in a sense that we're visiting the Valentine's of the Valentine family, but it was not actually Saint Valentine's family. Although Saint was conceived that weekend, so it sort of was Saint Valentine's weekend. I don't know. I got my mojo back. The point is I got some Andy. They got it Andy. It was kid friendly. So, uh, then, then Catherine and Landon have another ice off for Andy.

He's like, do you really even care anymore? Well, Andy, you're the one bringing you that 20 times, okay? Yeah. He's like, do you even care anymore? And she's like, no, not anymore. And then Landon's like, well, I feel that Catherine's really committed to her children. And I'm wondering if you're having enough again. Okay.

Thanks. I'm very good. Uh, okay. Thanks. I do believe that. Um, so let's drag on step for a while. Well, so then, so then we start to move over to a key West and it was like, well, Landon, you're pretty harsh on, you were really harsh on on Catherine and you said that she's not committed to getting back into rehab. And she's like, I do regret that. I thought it was going to be much more explosive that come, you know, bringing that clip up

again, but it was pretty docile oddly enough. Yeah, she really is committed into getting back into rehab, but this is why she's drinking so much and drinking so many drug landies. You know, you know, it would make me go back to rehab. It would be if they had some Casper mattresses on those beds because that would be one comfy rehab. Am I right, Ronnie? Am I right? I wouldn't be surprised if they did, which is why so many people are repeat offenders. They're like, it's not the drugs I'm addicted to. It's the Casper mattress.

It's this dang mattress. Can somebody please tell me where they got the gosh dang mattress from? Well, when I move into a kid friendly neighborhood that has fences and yards and places where the help can park their cause, then I'm going to get a Casper mattress because it's soft and wonderful. It's a premium mattress that sells online for a fraction of what would cost in a store. Yeah, Casper makes a premium mattress

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caftans that without the dog screen prints on them would basically be big white sheets. And the comment, well, at least I didn't put the hat on them this time, and they They don't do so well on the hoods So so now we go to the crazy Key West dinner where Where we have land in and Catherine Bearing the hatchet sort of drunkenly and weirdly and so it's and is like so what do you think about that and Catherine's like

and weirdly and so it's and is like so what do you think about that and Catherine's like um well that didn't feel very genuine but I think right here right this this is genuine so I think it's a truce now I was like how is this more genuine this seems a significantly less genuine you guys were just fighting seconds ago yeah call a truce and let it go. And he's like, now, uh, uh, uh, the Thomas, Landon said you use her as a weapon against against your child, Brad, what do you think about that? Captain's like, it's true. It's entertaining for him to watch me get wound up. So basically, Landon's like, well, the reason that I was like defending Catherine is because I've been there.

I'm a victim too. And no one really understands me. Like no one cares. Like literally no one cares, okay? Your husband didn't call you from work every once in a while. And then you came to soak it up to live on a free boat and had all this free shit given to you. It is not the same, okay?

No. No. No. You did not get your Amazon Prime card cut off. Blanton, no one feels like this. Thank you. Blah. Oh. Thank you!

So then, now, talk about how Landon defended Catherine to Thomas. And Catherine really liked that. And made her feel like there was a possibility that landed could potentially be someday, perhaps like on a leap year and not even maybe during like, you know, between 11 a.m. and 12 p.m. that maybe land on could be sincere for once. A leap year. Those are years that jump. Um, yeah, she's, she's happy with her and Thomas is like, well, you didn't hear the original attack just account to attack. So I'll forgive her because she didn't hear the original which was not an attack at all.

It was not just like, yeah, you're not supposed to be fucking a 19 year old in front of our babies. It's not really an attack. Yeah, co-pouraging is not an attack. Yeah. And then Andy brings up some good literature quotes. He's like, remember when he said, my good opinion lost his lost forever.

God, I love Bridget Jones. And Thomas is like, well, the irony here is that, you know, Mr. Dossie and, you know, Lizzie, they get back together in the end. So what I'm trying to say is we're gonna fuck afterwards. That's all right with you all. Anyone? No? We're both Leo's.

Okay, you two. I can weird us. So yeah, he says, uh, Doss is too virtuous for me. I'll admit that I have faults and Cameron goes. Yeah, he's more of a red butler. He's more like a Duncan Don sky maybe best time to make the doughnuts, but doughnuts. I mean babies Tom to make the donuts Tom to make the donuts Tom to make the donuts Tom to make the sound I Sort of see myself as those those golden girls, but not the ones everyone now talking about the golden girls who are like obsessed with

Wendy's you know the where's the beef ladies that's who I am where's the beef it's in my pants who wants them huh I see myself as more of a Jessica Fletcher and me I'm more of a catcher in the raw type of guy you know you can always catch me drinking some raw if you know what I'm all of a catcher in the raw top of guy, you know, you know, his catch me drinking some raw if you know what I'm saying That line the loaf is protagonist. He was a weakling, huh? And sets like who being loved is poor Oscar Wilde like no Okay Gosh So we're landed in Thomas now and she's like good. We just went to a wedding together They just go cathart space and she's like angry arm. Yeah, I know it's like it's like land in what we just got through

So you have to listen to things you say you don't you understand and then Whitney of course the most delicate soul there goes Did you guys fuck afterwards? Great great good one Whitney that I'm sure it's really well over at jumbo's clown room They're like hey guys that old guy in the wig is on TV talking about fucking everyone gather round girls get back to work It's like the mishand again the the the the go go girls and jumpos. So Chelsea, um, and he's like, so Chelsea, you went from survivor to a manage. Uh, uh, uh, so bad. No one even pretended to know what that meant. It's like, uh, she's like, is this the part where I talk about putting chicken backs is bait? Oh goodness. Yeah. So Chelsea basically says that that they've known each other. She and she have known each other for 10 years, which was surprising. I didn't

realize I went back that long. And and and basically, yeah, they know each other. Cameron, I guess there was, oh, there's a question of, hey, Cameron, so you spent all the time trying to set up Shep with Chelsea. Does this mean that you actually secretly love Shep? She's like, gosh, no, I fart in front of Shep. I fart in front of him. He's like, thanks for that, gosh.

Yeah, it looks like she doesn't fart in front of her husband. It's so weird. And she probably doesn't either, you know. Well, either way, you still gonna shit the bed in front of him so you better get comfortable, girl. Pregnant now. Yeah, exactly, exactly. So then Shep is talking about how he actually used

to date Chelsea's roommate and he's like, Gars, and then she came down the stairs and I was like Gars I chose the wrong one. I didn't think that once you took off her glasses Should be so cute and gosh that song was playing. I knew I should have asked her to prom Chelsea Everything Chelsea said about shop was so sad. She said well, I've known ten years Hey, hey, Chuck. He's gotten sadder just sadder basically You know, I wasn't saying that shit was monster wearing a grab, man

It's just that he's used to everyone saying yes, and when I didn't say yes He had an agenda which is possibly the right man. That's all I'm trying to say. It's like whoa, Chelsea is not helping here. Yeah, and she's like, I think the thing is that came only C's lunch time ship, but we the rest of us see late night drunken ship. And that's a lot different in ship. I was like, well, gosh, I didn't even give you,

you didn't even give me a chance to show you lunch time ship. She's like, I've known you for 10 years now. So yeah. And he's like, Garsh, and so we beat on boats against the current, born back ceaselessly into the past. Scott Fitzgerald. Garsh. Garsh, Andy. The goal is to live forever. The goal is to create something that will. the goal is to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. Garsh from Chuck Palinick. Garsh, tomorrow, think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.

Crabble far enough and you meet yourself, Andy. Shut up, Landon. This isn't about you, Landon, okay? Cloud Atlas. This isn't about you Landon, okay? Cloud Atlas! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 10 years to say me. He's more myself than I am, weathering rights or as I call it, weathering garshes. All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know at the time.

It's album the five people you mean Evan. Garsh, you know what don't take much intelligence to get yourself into a nailed-up coffin, Laura. But who in hell ever got it when self- one without removing one nail garsh, you know Tennessee Williams glass menagerie glass my Gargery So stupid we are being so especially with Chelsea And I really like landed just being trying to wet up stuff. For no reason. But definitely how was it?

That's not a quote. You got a little title of a Harry Potter book. 124 was spiteful. Full of a baby's fan in. Are you quoting beloved? You can't do that, Landon. I'm moving on up to time to eat side-handy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha never mattered before, no one cared. When you walked through the doorway and you dropped kick your coat, no I was there. You're just doing Mr. Belvedere now, we know, we got it.

Oh, so no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person than Lewis Carroll. Now the world won't change to the boom. Never mind. Thank you for being a friend. Never mind. You take being a friend Never mind You take the good you take the bad you take the boss in there you have the land of life Oh gosh, so totally officially derailed. Yeah, so people are like so Chelsea You know Leslie from Lincoln Idaho wants to know why you're playing best friends

against each other. And she's like, how didn't even know that was good friends? Yeah. As I was supposed to know that. And then the double standard question comes again. And landed like, yeah, like, we're all ripped apart. We're double standards. Like, for example, my luggage comments like oh god landed

It's not about you. Yeah, well, but this she's right though, though, you know I mean I'm glad Catherine stood up and was like, um, you know women can date around just like men You know what's wrong with that? I'm like, yes exactly they're Perhaps most on this show. I mean, I don't know but I feel like there's, like, I do feel like there's a division of roles here of classic gender roles and double standards that play out on Southern terms, so I was really happy to see Catherine standing up right there. I mean, I agree with you,

but we've done nothing this season, and by us, I mean us and the show and the audience, but give Chef shit for not growing up, being a slut, doing all this stuff. We give Thomas shit all the time. Thomas is, it's not like Thomas is a slut doing all this stuff. We give Thomas shit all the time. Thomas is not like Thomas is respected for dating half the world. Like Thomas is looked on as a total letch and a loser. So it's not that. It's just like women, if women are going to do it, they have to get you, you know, everyone's going to get criticized too, you know.

But the double standard is basically that there even would be a perception that Chelsea is playing these guys against each other and as opposed to looking at the different view of saying so like why are you guys being crazy over this one girl? Why don't you let her choose you know like that that that that the that the that they're the question is even there. It already it presents a double standard already you know like that she was the one who got mad. It was Chelsea. When she was like, I can't believe you talked to him, I'm not that in front of me. He's like, are we together or not? Because you're the one who wants to be like casual and this and that. So yeah, I mean, I do think, I mean, here's a situation. You know, if you have a guy with two girls, you know, the girls are gonna be, are gonna go after each other. And when you have a guy with one girl, it's like, girls are gonna go after each other and when you have a guy with one girl, it's like, wow, that girl is playing the guys against each other.

And that's just sort of the state of affairs. That being said, I do stand behind what we did ding Chelsea for, which was not really being very upfront about where she was honestly feeling emotionally. She kept on trying to downplay it, which I do think that, you know, that sends a mixed message. If Austin's saying, oh, it's super casual, she's saying it's super casual, it's nothing real. Someone could be confused. So yeah, I think she should be done. She should be taken down a peg not for playing the guys against each other, but for not being forthright with really where she was at. Yeah. Okay, I'm with you. Yeah. okay. Well, either way, it doesn't really matter

because they broke up anyway. Yeah, and I like Shep, it's like, if I thought it was a Liz Taylor Richard Burton situation, I would have never done that, Garsh. Yeah, because that was a happy healthy. I was like, that was a really strange comparison to make. Yeah, sometimes he's just like,

I'm gonna just say stuff that no one understands. So I'll win. Yeah, again. So then, yeah, so they were talking about. I no one understands. So I'll win. Yeah. Again. So then, yeah. So they were talking about, I don't wanna die without any scars. Yeah. Garsh, scars.

But they were talking about Shepp and his move and what he did and he was like, he's like, Garsh, I just get impatient, that's all, but I'm very loving. Patience is not really a virtue when you are, that's not a good excuse for why you grab someone and try to kiss them. You're just impatient.

Oh, okay, never mind. Sorry, I didn't accommodate to your schedule. Yeah, I like that. I didn't grab a wall like history. It was at a different time. So then Craig and Shep start getting into it because Shep, they started talking about Shep choking on that bone in the airport. And cam's like, excuse me, sir, you scroll down to far on your notes.

Calm, calm yourself. So we're, so now it's like does Austin have a thing for land in and Austin says it's purely platonic, whatever. And then, like, well, why, then Landon, why would you go with flirting? And she's like, I wasn't flirting. I'm just, I just happy, go lucky. That's just my personality. That's flirting, then fine.

And it was like, oh, she does not get it ever. She just does not get it. She's like, I don't say I'm being happy, go lucky, and the third degree Andy Is that a soap dish reference? Yeah Hello, yes I'll have dinner when I'm done. Please. Thank you. That was my mom everyone

Oh, I'm like your my mom was much quieter though. My mom asked if I want to have dinner. Like I'll have dinner when I'm done. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. You are excused, mother. The worst enemy to creativity is the doubt of a mother. Thank you, mother. You are dismissed. I am so hungry though. I am so, so hungry. Well, I tried to skip. hungry. Well, you skipped a whole section. You can't just have a section though. So you can't skip a section. Doesn't work like that. So, so yeah, so Landon's again, she says, I don't think I have anything to apologize for. And you know, Catherine's like, you never do. I'm like so much for that truce. Well, it doesn't mean she just has to sit back and swallow a bullshit. That's true, too.

So then now, I mean, there's some talk about like Catherine St. Lanza was apologizing. It looks questionable in London, Basie tells Catherine and Chelsea. I think it just speaks to both of your insecurities. Yeah, that you think I'm flirting. Which again a not a great card to play right now, and then yeah I'm like arm and then Chelsea's like, oh shit. I jealous. I ain't a secure Thing like maybe you're like maybe I'm like, they all just got except the truck stop

Oh, man, it's been a new know it So now it's not talking about the guys night the big fight that the guys all had so You know that they're talking about how she happened about she happened Craig and And she's like gosh that night, you know Craig would just and after me because he saw a chance to nail me and Simon's, I'm always nailing him. So he wanted to nail me and Craig's like, Oh, no, I never get nailed by you. And

do it on daily basis. See, I just nailed you right now. Daily basis nail done. Gosh, you got nailed. Lewis Carroll. Glass Monosary quote that you said before about the nails in the coffin that one Yeah, so basically he's like you never got me and then There was more questions about Chelsea blah blah blah

Because Whitney's Whitney is all like you know like if chef tried to if chef tried to kiss like if she tried to, if she tried to kiss my girlfriend, which I definitely have, if he tried to kiss my girlfriend, she just laughing at him. You know, it's just shepp and it's just like, yeah, she just laughing sketch will limit into her eye cow when she's not busy with me. And thank God I'm being professional Andy. And thank God for Catherine because she actually says,

you know, arm, this is the way men speak about women in Charleston. Why isn't asking, why isn't anyone asking Chelsea how she feels? I'm like, thank you, Katherine. Surprise, you know, feminist voice on this show. Yeah. And she's like, well,

I'll be like, you guys are saying it's a document. And Whitney got in Twitter trouble. Yeah, because he said Austin overreacted. Yes. And he's like, because he said Austin overreacted. Yes, and he's like, but he did his ship. I guess what he does like he's ship. You leave him around your mom. He's gonna try and make out with your mom. It's just how it is.

And you're like, uh, that's kind of right. Yeah. So he can be disrespectful of a woman just because he's ship. Uh, no. So finally, Andy says so Chelsea, was this all an over reaction? And she was like, well, it wasn't an over reaction. I mean, he didn't grab him by the hair or anything, but it was it was forceful. I was like, you I think I think she was expecting to get some sort of exoneration. I did not happen. Yeah, I mean, but at the same time, it's like,

because Cameron's like, well, I agree that he's used to approach women that way, you know. And, you know, life isn't just a free sample tray at Costco. Yeah, exactly. So then the biggest question of all are Chelsea and Austin still together. And unfortunately, the magic couple has, the forever couple I should say has broken up

They are no longer still together and Q Whitney going you're like bone buddies. Oh, I'm Whitney He's like by the way we have a new single coming out like okay, we get it Reno So now they talked about chef choking on his bone. He's like this cold barbecue throw It comes down to one every three wedding guests gosh Chef choking on his bone. He's like, this cold barbecue throw. It comes down to one every three wedding guests. Garsh, Reba McIntyre. And Cameron's like, this guy came up to me at the airport. And he said, your friend ate my French fry.

And Austin goes, I was surprised I'd let you through airport security, bro. And and she goes, keep your mouth shut. And Andy goes, did you just say keep your mouth shut? And it's like, I don't know. Commercial. He's like, no, no, he just said that that's how he got us through security, because he kept his mouth shut. Yeah. Right. Like, oh, so then comes this big chef and Craig bickering

segment, which was hilarious because the question is, is chef happy? Does he, is this a cry for help, everything? And chefs like, well, Gorsh, you know, they're things I want and, you know, they're things I want in life. But overall, I like, I love my family,

I love my friends. And yeah, I'm brought by a large happy. And Craig's like, I think he's looking for a purpose Switch point chef is like well gosh life is peaks and valleys and left and right and ups and downs You're basically just like Harry Potter playing that game Quidditch Harry Potter Not all those who wander are lost okay JR are talking Like well then why can't I do that? Like why can't I have talking? He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no your delusional I'm introspective. Which is questionable. I actually do think that Shep is introspective. I just don't think that he draws any conclusions out of anything he introspects. Yeah, kind of like a sociopath.

Yeah, he's still just sort of the same guy. I mean, I think that I still think the issue here that Shep has with Craig is that he is like, sure he may be happy and everything, but I just don't think that Craig ever really addressed everything that went on. Like all the half truths and the being loose with the truth, all those things,

but everything with the law school. He just sort of thinks that, oh, because now he's honest about it, that everything's okay, he never really sat down, I was like, guys, I'm really sorry. I was totally dishonest. This is, you know, I made everyone look sort of silly. I was very silly. I wasn't honest with you guys. And I was sh- there's shitty of me. I'm really sorry if I'm getting my life back together. Well, as you recall, all the issues started when Kelsey Ballerini chose Craig or whoever over all that too.

And that's just said he's I look at it is chefs just a jealous asshole. He's this aging guy. He sees someone like Craig Craig is poor. He's fairly stupid. No offense Craig. I mean, you're hot, but he's getting every you know, he's doing all this shit that chef doesn't really get. I think should be the one with all this opportunity.

And yes, Craig is a liar and all that, but the way that chef and Whitney ganked up on him and went to his parents house and tried to start all that shit is, I mean, we're just gonna disagree on that. I think we're just gonna have to agree to disagree. I think chef is jealous, but I also feel like I understand

where his frustration, I do think there's genuine frustration there that like some of it is jealousy, but I think there's genuine frustration there that that like some of it is jealousy, but I think some of it is just this feeling that like, Craig's not just enough about Craig. Like I don't get any, I don't get any idea that he cares enough about Craig that he would even care about all that. I think he's just a jealous little fucker and a bug's in that Craig keeps getting away with everything. It's like Craig lied compulsively forever.

He still has this beautiful rich girlfriend. He's, you know, now he actually is kind of becoming a lawyer. He actually now he is. You're turning a robot. Oh, he's turning a robot again. Oh, I am. I'm not doing anything. Oh, you're bad.

Oh, you're bad. I blame your parents while I fight this time. Anyway, I don't need to go in all that again. I just think he sees it, you know, it's like he should have everything that Craig is kind of naturally getting and it's got to hurt. Yeah, it definitely must hurt again because Craig lied and tried to act a certain way and he is getting everything that Shep really is not getting. So there, this frustration, but reasonable or not, but in the end, ultimately, Shep compares Craig to Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump, which is kind of hilarious. And every because he has this whole thing Shep does, heep compares Craig to Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump, which is kind of hilarious.

And every because he has this whole thing, Shep does, he thinks that Craig thinks that he's Mr. Perfect and you know, like, and can't hear any sort of criticism like Trump or Kim Jong-un. And every time they mention Trump, and every time Shep said that Trump has a thin skin and is like a child, they just kept going to T-Rab, frowning in the corner. He's like, how dare you, sir. I shall be tweaking this at POTUS with this. I'm expecting an appointment in the government.

And you know what, it's not that crazy of an idea. It could happen. Well, you know that chef is just off his rocker when he starts saying Kim Jong-un. He's like, God, now you're being like, Kim Jong-un or ill or drunk. I'm like, you're just so like Kim Jong Un or ill or Trump. I think you're just don't you're just so like insensitive and sensitive.

It's like too much. I'm like, okay, you're out of books and now you're just you're just throwing treachery report headlines at Craig. Yeah, exactly. Now you're threatening to Newcomerica Craig. Gosh, why don't you just sit in at the G20 conference. Gosh, gosh, why don't you just go make out what the Russian already So um then as the

Season draws to an add draws to a close There there's like talk more again again about T-Rab and Catherine and was there a kiss that one not She says it was the cheek and he says is no he says it was the cheek and he says, you know, he says it was the cheek. She says it was the lips, right? Yeah. And she's like, it would, a kiss would be innocent for us. And he's like, it might be the butt cheek. Epic classy over there, Thomas.

And he's like, so Thomas, you seem to touch when she wrote you that letter. Why? And he's like, well, first of all, I could tell that she wrote it herself because I recognize the finger painting. He's still. And so, and he's like, you look like you're going to bone, guys. And she's like, well, I knew we were going to be assabot. We're both Leo. And then, and he's like, Craig, do you think you would have finished law school of Sheppan? Naomi didn't push you so hard. And he's like, ah, yeah, I mean, I'd already written my paper. And then Austin goes, what paper? And Landon, this is actually the funny thing. Landon did all season.

She just lifted her hand up like, just don't do not let it go. Just let it go. It comes like, don't ask, don't ask. And then what's the line? Do not let it go. It comes like don't ask, don't ask. And then what's the most? My baby is shaking his head right now. That's where we're at. Okay, move it along, Andy. And then we learn that land is getting her real estate license in LA.

And Andy's like, how are things going with your website, Truvari? I'm like, is your website called Truvari? I mean, like, you know there's a Truvago, right? I mean, come on now. This can't be real. Well, Andy, my new website is called Starbucks. It's gonna be great. We're really looking forward to launching a promo in 2019. It's called price line.

I'm gonna be working for my dad's real estate company called prices right and I call good landing House is mainly to predominantly white population so it's called white house dot gov And we I'm gonna give you a house I'm gonna start something where people can send me all. It's called a post office, Andy. It's like, uh. Um, it's, I'm gonna start a website to make sure that all your, you know, you like, you know,

if you have like a girlfriend in your past and you're like, not sure if she's been eating recently, you can go feed her. It's called like FedEx, like you're your exes fed. You know, I've been fully downed, but it's also full of ups, which is why I'm starting ups. So anyway, it all spells this romantic story. It's like, well, I walked into a public one night and I saw this beautiful woman. And then I realized it was Catherine and I left. He was like, God.

Wow, what a beautiful ending to a regime. Geez. I know. And so then it just ends with a toast. And Tom is to you. I was like, here's Acha, here's Tolja, if I had Metja, I wouldn't have known Ja. And then we get a clip of relationship.

And Ja, and Andy, you know, like it was really fun and it's super funny, Andy. And you know, everyone has a time, Andy. And my time is now. It's like your hair is combed with luggies, so it didn't work. Yeah. Spoiler alert alert, Chef found nobody. I am. I also like by the way that after the toast, Chef goes, is that gentry bourbon? Like even he knows gentry sucks. And that was it for Southern Charms. So let's move over to the real housewives of Potomac, which just closed out its second season with the second episode of its

Reunion, which is very exciting It's kind of a weird second episode to me. Like the last the whole last 10 minutes I could barely even like retain in my head because it was just like so much squabbling over nothing, you know Well, Karen just Karen just gets caught in the dumbest lines retain in my head because it's just like so much squabbling over nothing, you know. Well, Karen just, Karen just gets caught in the dumbest lies ever. I don't even know why she tells these lies. Yeah. I think she's just kind of compulsive at this point. And she's telling all these lies that are dumb in the first place. And then she gets caught and then she starts talking really fast. And just going on and on about how she's not lying. When we all just heard her do it.

It's like this is on camera dumb dumb. Yeah, and even her lie about her boobs, and last week's reunion episode, she said that the only reason why her boobs look smaller is that she's lost weight. And then this week, she's like, well, you know, when you lose weight, when you get older, your boobs get smaller, then when you take out your implants replace them with tear drops and it was a wait so you did take out your implants

she's like oh yeah yeah no I did yeah oh oh oh I thought you knew that they already were out oh I thought you knew um don't you remember telling us about Fefie and Dawn or whoever last week when she's like if you want to know about pp and don't and then you can talk about vp and don but pp Don't pp She's nuts. I mean whoever gave her drugs. Look if you're gonna take something before show Make it something that you know, you know, don't be taking new drugs before so it's like she didn't even know where she was I don't think that she I don't think that she took drugs

I think that she knew she was caught in the lie and was like, okay, I am going to fess up to it, but later, and I'll act like it's no big deal, you know? And that's what she did. I'm not accusing her of anything illicit. I'm thinking more along the lines of like, even a five hour energy to carry on as a drug. You know what I mean?

Like a five milligram adorol or something that the hairdresser was like, this will keep you focused. It's like, oh no girl, you need practice. It's like some green, some strong green tea. Well, I had some well brewed green tea before I had, and you know, I think it's just a little crazy right now. Cold brew. We know on this show what that can do to a person. Oh, we certainly do. We certainly do.

So how do you want to go through this reunion episode? Do you want to go through step by step? Do you want to go through the highlights? How do you want to do it? Well, let's start at the beginning. But since we're going to be doing, or since we already did Southern Charms, to you, we don't want to go too deep.

But there are some things that we should go deep on. For example, the Juan segment. Yes. Oh, wow. Which example, the Juan segment. Yes. Oh, wow. Which is at the beginning. It's right up at the top. We start where we left off last week where it's a production break and Robin seems to not realize that her mic is turned on or something.

And she's like, you know, she's on some other shit. Oh, as Ressa, I'm so sorry. She's on some other shit today. You know what I mean? I don't even know how to do it now. Well, it's Ressa. I'm so sorry. She's on some other shit today. You know what I mean? Like I don't even know how to do it. Well, there's a spectrum. There's a spectrum that on the low end is Kristen and on the high end is Ressa. So Kristen's down here robins up here and Ressa's up here. Oh My god, I don't think I can even do this like wait that's like right. That's so Persian. Seriously, if there were cameras like Peter asked at that party. Okay, white girl. Like I can't be beating people on camera. Okay, Phoney asked. Like, you asked just one sympathy. Talk about being from the hood. One is really from the hood.

You want to see how how hood one can get bit? want to see how how hood one can get. Yeah, so basically one comes out and it's kind of funny because one already looks very uncomfortable having to wear a shirt and a tie. He looks like a little kid who'd like just wants to crawl out of it and go play in the grass or something. But on top of that, they put him behind the couch and he's the only one behind the couch and the other couch has three guys. So he just looks like this lost little boy back there. You know? And he's kinda little, so his head's just kinda poking out of a problem.

Yeah. He's just like back there. And it's funny, because he's not little. He's like a basketball player, but he just photographs little. And he just, yeah. He just looks like a little kid. He's just been forced by his mom to come be on camera. when they're mocking him up he's like I learned my lesson from

the Mike guys yeah I've already learned my lesson so got to wear one sucka so all the husbands are out there and Andy who still hasn't watched his show was like hi Ray I'm not gonna call you black bell Gates. So let's just get to Juan. I have so many notes. Well, I didn't want to say one thing about Ray, which is that when Ray was talking about the house, the famous house, and he was like, well, you know, I just wanted a downsize and Karen wanted a up size, and I didn't really see the point of that. You know, I like to do things that make sense.

And you see Karen, it looks like I can't tell if she's getting choked up or getting angry. And it turns out she's getting angry because essentially Andy says, so with Karen, you know, the, so the decision to move to great falls had nothing to do with her parents. He's like, yeah, I had nothing to do with her parents. And Karen's like, oh, oh, Ray, I forgot to tell you that part of the lie. Okay. All right. Yes. Well, Ray trying to keep up with Karen's lies was so funny well I wanted to downsize she wanted to up size it's not for the parents but it was for the parents because I think she just tried to orchestrate like okay Ray yeah I mean that's as good as anybody can do Karen can barely keep the

story straight so yeah you got a head to Ray for trying so hard to make his wife look better. Exactly. Even against all odds. Exactly. Chris Samuels didn't do anything except to say he and Monique were mad at his mother. When I saw the... I said, you better apologize to Monique. Oh, oh, oh mama that's still my mama To be fair, Monique is a heifer. Oh, I'm just playing though I bought the cow and now I get the milk for free I like for Monique said well she's always whispering and we just never heard what she said until she had a mic on So many things I didn't rate when Andy's like so how did you feel about being called the black uncle band?

Yeah, and he's like well at first I didn't like it, but then I looked at the box and I thought that man's not so bad I mean have you ever looked at her uncle Ben box before why is this like I'm not saying that uncle Ben Looks ugly, but it's kind of it made it sound like he'd never even seen uncle Ben before like who is uncle Ben Hey, not bad. Hey, he's hot and Karen's like you see any of your man on the rice box didn't think so Unless you're married to a tralla on on San Francisco treat, my man's the one on the right box. My man is an Amazon Prime. What?

My man is Uncle Ben and San Francisco treat. So let's see. So now the car. So Ray was dumb. So one, one was basically just Politicianing at the whole time running from mayor or what but yeah, no answer was real And he's like so what did you mean? Hey, let's take a look at this clip again where Wantell's production He wishes that Robin was dead and she was burned alive and she was only worth the Pushing out of the children that she gave

him or whatever that scene does. Well, all I meant was, I don't know, I was in a bad mood. You know, I was, yeah, you just had like some wishy-washy response and then like do you see a romantic future of the rob and we don't really have that conversation. And then like do you have, uh, uh, uh, is it the dog you delivered time? Yes. And you know what's being delivered right now, guys, from Amazon Prime, and I just spoke of Amazon Prime. What? It's the little sunbeam dog noise thing where every time the dog barks, I hit this button and it makes some kind of noise

that only he can hear to shut him up. Oh, you have to try that out So his unpro as that is with Bueller barking at least notes that I'm trying to get a handle on it Okay, at least know as the last bark whoever get pillow at all Hopefully next time you hear that it'll sound like this I torture my dog in my apartment. I'm excited for it. I think you'll be ready to end it. No, it's fine. Did you get your books?

You got the box? No, I'm not going out there now. I'm going to stay here. Who's going to steal that? Yeah. Well, maybe, maybe Bueller's going to send it off to be destroyed. Yeah. He'll lead it.

OK, so yeah. So he's not answering properly about anything. He's trying to be all political. And he's like, well, are you avoiding the conversation and wants like, who me? Yes, Juan? We're still talking to you. Yeah.

He's like, no, well, we're comfortable where we're at right now. Robin wants love and passion, and I want the same in return, but it takes two. Yeah. It's two. Well, congratulations, you are complacent in life. So then Andy's like, well, do you have any guilt for cheating? And so Juan goes, do I regret how I handled my marriage? Yes. Note that he did not say do I regret cheating though. He regrets that he handled that he did it while he was cheating while

he was married. But he has no regrets of putting it in some other ladies who are. So then he goes regrets being married, not fucking the other lady. And then he goes, but I'm not going to let it seem like it was all, I'm not going to let it seem like it was all I'm not gonna let it seem like it was all on Juan Dixon there are two sides it's not all Juan Dixon and you see Robin just biting her tongue and she's so angry and you can tell she wants to say something but for whatever reason she keeps it in yeah and then and Andy won't let up he He's like, well, the viewers say, let me see what Bertha from, you know, boys, he says, she says Robin deserves better. How do you feel about that? He's like, he looks like he's trying not to start laughing. He's like, well, we've been in part of each other's life

for years. And do I want passion? Do I want that feel of a new romance? Do I want that new car smell? Do I want someone to use that help me bounce higher? Do I want someone 80 degree weather? It's like okay, we're on one Do I want someone who's not gonna walk in front of the TV while I'm trying to play Halo? Do I want someone like that? Do I want someone who is gonna be telling my girlfriend that I'm married? No, of course I don't. But he says something really cryptic, which sounds really dick-ass.

She goes, well, she's learned from her mistakes, and I've learned from my mistakes. It's like, hmm, something's up. Something's up with them. He's still fucking terrible. And then Robin says, well, my Qtter 9 and 7, and I think that young black boys need and then raven says will my kids are nine and seven i think that young black boys need to be in the home with both parents especially with their father you know unlike

you know i hate to say it but some of these other black boys who are being raised by just their single moms and so god robin if you're not getting enough eight weeks by now girl yeah just be quiet over there please i mean i mean I get it you know two-family household you know there obviously are huge advantages to that or or perks or whatever but a two-parent household with there's no love can

also have a huge amount of damage that I don't know what it would be but I just imagine it would have an effect what you're showing your kids that your dad can treat, you know, the man can treat the woman like absolute dogs, and you have to suffer for it. Or you might be showing your kids that everything that they believed to be real was not real at all, and they can't trust anything in life, you know,

just little things like that. Hugs. And then handy says, so one, do you have a vision of where you're gonna be in 15 years? And he goes, yeah, but I won't share it with you. Yeah. He's like away from this bitch on a different part of this country. I'll be an L.A. at the standard hotel with all sorts of bitches.

Yeah. So then we find out the Ashley and Michael are separated. And of course, she gets in a, well, I want to make sure the Ashley and Michael are separated. And of course she gets in a. Well, I want to make sure that I'm not an emeritus not happy without trying to resolve it. Yeah. I am. I am.

She's spitting up her e-mue. She was having so much. Yeah. So that was kind of boring. And then let's see. Well, what are the other big tent poles in this? Well, the big thing was there's a lot of stuff about Michael, you know, because Michael was saying that one of the reasons why their marriage failed

was because Jacelle Robin and Sherees, and they're like, we had nothing to do with it. Maybe it's because you grabbed Andrew's ass last season. Maybe that was one of the reasons. They didn't say that, but I say that. Yeah, they're like, maybe it's because you're gay. How about that? Which is basically always their response to Michael.

Yes. And Michael says, well, businesses, businesses should be off limits. You know, you come in here, yell on my business, that makes us look bad, then I got mad at Ashley for inviting them to the blogger event because it should be about bloggers and

I don't even want negativity and businesses should be off limits and they're like yeah, but they're making fun of the popular life student that we are them it My wife said business relationships are off limits And then you know Ashley is saying how you know now though, she came to realization that she wants to make work and she wants to go back to him. And he's like, yeah, all I want to make it work too. I want her, I want us to get back together too. And if that, if getting back together means that we don't get back together at all, and she lives a different life, and she leaves me, and we get to do other things, like I get to go to gay bars without any, uh, and he's sort of nosy cameras around. Then so be it, that's life. Like, like uh it sounds like you want to set her free no I don't want to send it free I just

want her to have the freedom of dating whoever she wants but you know we can still be together it's like uh no trust me one thing Ashley's not is free and just like so uh you you had a prenup you doing okay financially because I care and actually it's like I'm comfortable And then like and Michael says, you know, I would love to solve this I actually like being with you a lot. It's like oh, that's romantic. You like being with me Yeah, I love when you come into my office and I make you sit against the back the back wall when it gets chair Feels great. I like when we have passing conversations at a party. Yeah. I like making history with you in the build-of-be.

I like making terrible poetry with you. So the break one is like one's talking to the other guys and he's like wow man I thought he was going to talk to you first. I feel like he threw me right in the fire. No, he's basically asking about things you did on camera. Yeah. You asked. He actually did not throw you into the fire. He could have been a lot harsher on you and he could have pressed harder with some of those questions, some of the follow up questions.

So you got to be like, you get like acting like you're running for mayor. And then Mike's like, well, I'm a Catholic and that was a confessional. I'm getting back down on my knees, boys. He's Michael. Michael trying to get asked wherever he came. So you guys both look pretty strict after your face. Yeah, once you drop trend, I'll help you out now. It's really, it's a little bit. This segment was so rude. And he's like, well, this year there was resizing, you know, refacing, rebooting and whatever. But some people couldn't even afford Mac and cheese in a box. So let's look at this segment between the halves and the have not. And Robin just looks so pissed off. Jizelle and Robin look so pissed while they watch Monique's clip

of like having a million houses on that dress. And then one of the viewer questions was, so Lorraine from Mendocino, California says, to the women flaunt their money in front of Robin too much and the ladies got so mad, they're like, who are these people? Oh, and Robin's's like I'm very confident who I am I mean like I dress on a budget and I think I look good. I'm like yes you sure do girl

your hoat. Your hoat. You look you look great for someone who should be on a TLC show. You look great. This is Bravo. This is Bravo. So then we go on to Sheree's file for the voice. And now, if he wants to go on, love Connect and Andy. Andy, can he get me on love Connect and he's like, yeah. Well, he's like, I know someone who can hook that up for you, but you know probably, but he's like, that bitch is not coming onto my show. I'm on that with TV and she is not coming on.

I respect you for having the guts to ask, but no. So Ashley is, they're talking about how she's single, but not really. She's like, I do want companion. If they're in. And sure is. Yeah. Yeah. Sure is.

And Ashley goes, well, I hear you used to have some interesting party at your house, girl. Check. Oh, go ahead and talk about them. Because we all like parties. We all different people do different things. For example, you and your husband go to the gateclubs and Ashley's like, yeah, so that they and. So basically, they're all outing each other.

She really likes having some kind of sex parties at her house. Sharice is like, well, last time I heard you will allow people onto the second floor of your house. So like, I don't know with, oh, I think this is next when, um, like Denise from Denny's restaurant in Idaho or whatever wants to know Monique Why would you spend so much money on a kid's birthday party when you can donate it to charity? Because I do donate to charity and that woman needs to mind her own business So so then like So then like the bulk of the the final segment had to do with

Bermuda and hosting, etc. and it was this whole thing about who was the host and who was just helping with the planning. So of course Karen is on her high horse again about I am the host and I really asked you to come help me plan and I said come help me plan and then you suddenly became the house of the race is ridiculous since we just like uh... do you not remember the conversation we had in the pool i said bimuda it was a joint effort

that's right uh... this is the fight the way they argue i find it odd that i say bimuda and then all of a sudden i'm not the plan anymore and then care and well i feel like you were trying to mislead ladies when you knew you acted

like you didn't know that there would be a gift basket when you knew there would be a gift basket this is the fight uh... i think we're gonna say else. It's just like a gift basket manipulation. Yeah, that's Sharree. Sharree is devious. No, I when Karen her quote was she says Karen was mad that Sharree said, I hope the three doesn't have a basket in my room when you knew very when you knew very well that there'd be a basket in your room uh... oh wow that basket deflection

and care and psycho and here you can ask questions are they gonna ask questions because i'm on a reunion with andy coen and they're not andy coen and she's like why do you need approval for mandy and andy says unlike vermita care and is not co-hosting this show exactly andy that's what i'm saying that's why to you and i defer to ashley and her question was better but oh my god basket spas gets basket spas gets and i want to be known here on national television that i have baskets for everyone so don't act like you

don't you're not gonna get a basket because you get a basket don't be surprised about it okay it's a basket for me and for me only that's right what no matter where my basket comes, whether it's Virginia because my parents are farmers, or whether it's Florida, which is a place I enjoy going up vacation. Yeah, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really

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But she in turn is a basket case is that upon and the You can say whatever you want about Sherees, but Sherees is my girl But wait, but she's at this my girl too. I love to sell now She'll lie to get herself a little shine But she'll throw you under the bus to get a little shine I'm just a terrible person, but she's my girl. She doesn't lie. She's a little what do you even Stop anything the lie she is not I also liked when she just says to Sherees. Well listen You know, it's fine. We just don't get we just don't gel. I get that we don't gel and Sherees goes no You don't gel with me. Oh shut up Sherees

gel with me. Oh, shut up, Sharice. Good one. So then it turns into this Instagram fight because someone with no followers, how to the mean Instagram? I'm like, it's called a new account, by the way. It's what happens when your friend wants to out you, but doesn't want to be known, they start with new accounts, they don't have no followers. Yeah, it's called Jiselle Brandt. I Gmailed on it. Yeah. In front of the new account. Some random stranger named Brazil Giants said they found this picture. And it's a picture of you. And yes, I did say it was going to post a picture of you, but I didn't post a picture

of you because I just couldn't do it. I wasn't lying. I just had a crisis of consciousness later, which you'd know about if you didn't hang out with that Horge as well. Who's a good person and my best friend? Also, I have no idea how to use Instagram. What is it? A graham cracker?

I don't get it. It's like Leah. How do you work Instagram? It's like I press all these buttons on my camera, but no crackers ever shoot out. And then I didn't know where after talking because Karen is saying, I'm a good friend to you, Sharice. I called you.

When I sat out about this picture of the fireman on the Instagram, and Sharice is like, we were all tagged in it. And you were tagged in it. Did you see it? And he's like, like I'm tagged literally and everything. So probably not. Yeah.

Yeah, I love the fireman. I was tagged. You didn't got to tell me nothing. So yes, but you were taxed, but I called you. To let you know you were taxed because I'm a good friend. And then Shariz goes, oh yeah, well, people say, you have a boyfriend. Do I talk about that?

Oh, blue eyes, the whatever name it. Do I say anything about old blue eyes? Do you're probably writing like a horsey? No, I don't. You think Frank Sinatra? Yeah. That's like she's her boyfriend is a dead person. I know about you boyfriend.

I hear him singing to you all the time. The only thing about New York and New York, like how he does think this way, like I get it. He's the big boss. Fine. Yeah I get it. The way we were happily, hippie, hippie,

blee. And then Sharice is the worst at foot down because Karen goes, oh, so you're talking about my security again. And she goes, Whitley Houston, the Bible God. You know that that was like the hottest movie ever. And there was no shame in that movie, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. What being the question was like totally single and fucking Kevin Cosmer

like and rich as hell yes what part of this is the most to be offensive yeah so Karen so Karen goes back to her age old defense i'm allowed to have i candy i love i can't do i mean have i can't if i want have i can't do i can't do woman let's go flying and have some i can't even the sky so your security is eye candy? Well, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that I'm allowed to have eye candy and if he's security and happens to be eye candy Then I'll eat him with my eye Do you see this Andy she eats eyeball of candy? Is this woman the reins there what? And he's like a plank Sudoku on his thumb. It's like not even here anymore

So good so and he's like to plank sedoku on his phone it's like not even here anymore uh... so good so uh... so good so she's fucking the security guy right because she keeps saying well he's my driver well he's my security my driving security he's my driver he's my security he's my driver he's my security he's my driver and my security server so trying to town i believe in you and me i believe that we will be for all the ternity I'm my security. It's her version of Chinatown. I believe in you and me. I believe that we will be for all the turnity. Nah, I told you, Bodega.

Queen of the know. That was a bodyguard. That was, um, that was the movie. The creatures wife. Yeah, the creatures wife. Yeah. Oh, he's a preacher. I heard he was a preacher. Sorry, anybody, everybody. I got confused and Whitney Houston songs. And now I'm blaming Bobby for everything. You know what happens? It happens. So then suddenly it then gets into this story, this thing about the money thing

because I guess about smart money versus sports money. I was like, I couldn't even follow because Karen was talking so quickly. And they were yelling at each other so quickly. I just was like, okay, now they're mad about money now and Monique's mad because she doesn't know what it means. She's like are they dissing me or not can someone just tell me I will write a rap about this in the bathroom I may have to get so angry I have to uncoork my $250 bottle of one yay and Then Karen says well look everybody in Potomac is screwing somebody. And then he goes, who are you screwing? Andy, did you not pay attention to the past 10 minutes of this show? She's screwing

the security ticket taker, you know, driver guy, whatever. And he's like, where are we? Yeah, you guys, this is all dangerous fall to my right. Andy Ron. So Andy, yes, so this is when Karen was like just as many things, but a liar she is not and she's all like oh Thanks Okay, okay sure I'll take it. Oh You would throw Jesus onto the bus for a little shine, but she don't she don't lie and then jazokas look all we're saying is all this line It's not a good look and she goes oh you're talking about good looks you Jizal The biggest liar in the world

He said I was not the biggest liar. Oh says the biggest truth teller, huh? wait, huh? And then Karen just doubles down on the sheree stuff and she's like well, we all know that sheree's bow and two farman And is super intended and sheree says like us super intended Well, that's how I do things. I don't know the party. Okay, we all have our own kind of parties Let me tell you something. I'm Shasa. I don't just bone an intent. I bone a super intended Bodyguard Where are you standing? Bodyguard? Fuck it. I'm every satha it's all in me

Anything you want done baby. I do it shathali It's valipan and he's like do we have a resolution is that a pun? It's not good. I'm good my marriage is intact and And then it's just sort of ends. And then this is how it's like, this is when Jizzel is like, I just want to say that I'm in a better place with Ashley right now. You have a pre-nap, right? When Jizzel and who kissed Jizzizz L she made up with somebody and then she had to like go kiss her. Well she had to kiss Shreece. Some of us like to kiss her. So she turns to kiss her. Did you notice the back of her head? It was all janky. I certainly did. I certainly did. It was like five wigs

pasted together in the back with like a coaster. So what is she doing? It was amazing. Jinky Asso. Well, that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Potomac. We will be in New York the rest of the week. So our schedule is going to be all wonky, but we will be here every day. We will be here. All the shows we are covering them all.

Don't you are, well, except for sweet home local home. People ask us if we're're gonna be recapping that. We don't, because they're already funny. We'll be just be making jokes about their jokes. Like, hey, remember when she did that, yeah, that was really funny. So. We will be doing Auckland, Real Housewives of Auckland,

and it seems weird that we're doing it late, but it's not weird at all, because it will be airing on Bravo on Saturdays. Yeah, starting this Saturday, it's going to be airing on Bravo. So, you know, that's our rule. As long as it airs on Bravo here in the States, we will try to cover it. So, if it airs in Sydney, but not on Bravo, we just will not cover it, unfortunately.

No, we're pissed because we are really into real housewives of Shesha. Shesha. Shesha. And that's only been one season here, and I think it's on season five or six over there. Yeah well who knows maybe I mean Brava should bring it back. I mean it's just easy content right? You would think so. Well then they have the different Braavos and they fight over licensing and all that. Yeah there's all sorts of weird shit that over. It's a pun. We'll be we'll be back tomorrow For our big live show. Oh, yeah gosh tomorrow is Wednesday already. Jesus. Oh my god this week is I thought it was Monday

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