Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine

Episode Date: May 17, 2019

"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are plenty of dingbats in Charleston to keep this show just as hilariously crazy as ever. Come listen to our recap, live from Irvine, CA, where our dependably rowdy audience kept things loud and super fun! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's up, Irvine? Irvine! This is crazy to be back at this place a year later. It is so different. I was not expecting that. It is crazy! Thank you so much for being here. Oh my god. I'm just looking at the crowd. It's amazing. So many familiar faces. I know we have a bunch of our premium sponsors from Future on here. I see Shannon out of the Cadillac Ampoli.

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So the last time we were here, we were like, let's do an Orange County show, right? Orange County wasn't on at the time, but we were like, let's just pick one in our memory was funny. And so we did the Gretchen almost get assaulted by Tamer's son in the bathroom at the time. That was some of the darkest shit we've ever done. Yeah. And everybody brought it. They didn't care. Y'all were just like, this is hilarious.

OK. We're like, how many rape jokes can we make? You guys were like, come on. Come on. I have to say, these seats they gave us. Wow, this is a life of luxury. I feel like we've been made that, talk to people. So you guys, welcome to Watch Our Crappens. Wow, this is a life of a lot of people. I feel like we've been met at a lot of people.

So you guys, welcome to Watch Our Crappens. A pop-up, an old-time rapper, brother, we have talking about. What a time to be alive, you guys. Oh, it's so hard. So much is happening in the world. You know, I do another podcast called Rose Prince. And this year, yeah. Thank you. And this year, yeah. Thank you.

And this year, the bachelor ed is from Alabama. And god, dammit, I wanted to like her. That's a great note to open the show up. Thank you, Rob. I'm just saying things that are happening in the world. Last time we were here, Thomas Rabinot, was it arrested yet? Yeah.

So I bring those two things up to say that good things do happen on top of that. That's right. Life is an all sadness. It's also dig skin when they just start. Wow, well we are really excited. When we found out that Southern Charm was going to be having a season premiere the night before Irvine show, it's sort of like a no-bra brand that we had to recap it here. Holy Jesus, you know we were worried because Brawl has had an interesting year

this year you know. Last year Southern charm was amazing so we're hoping. But last year Vanderpemp Rules was amazing. This year, we're half-wise Beverly Hills has had a couple of years since it's been amazing, but this year, you know, and those are two of our favorite shows to recap, so I don't want to totally diss them. But, you know, we were worried coming to the Southern Charm like, Jesus Christ, what's gonna happen? Yeah.

I have a question. Is anyone here, was anyone here in Charleston shows? Woo! Okay. I'm just curious. I'm just curious. That was pretty much our entire audience. I just threw this. That was pretty much our entire audience.

It was like the same. Who's this mean and shaman? You know we're proud of you! I'm Patricia sitting right in the front row like if you fuck me up. We say one more as in a lot of times. I'm not a bad singer, I'm not a bad singer. I'm not a bad singer, I'm not a bad singer. I'm not a bad singer, I'm not a bad singer. I'm not a bad singer, I'm not a bad singer. I'm not a bad singer, I'm not a bad singer.

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They're like, you know what? Now that Catherine finally has her man going to jail, she's finally going to get custody of these kids. Let's find a teenager that Thomas Ravana has most likely fucked on the University of Canada. And by her own big show. I was like, how do we follow in the footsteps of Ashley? Oh. Oh. Origin stories.

Ashley Jacob origin stories. I remember the Laudalam House. Laudalam House. What a gift from Satan. Right out of the box. Right out of the box. It really is. I mean, this girl is just trash.

I'm loving every minute. I know. It's always important to have a little bit of trash on this. Doesn't her family own the dirtier bridge in South-South? Yes. They all like the bridge that's like falling apart and has like a sign. It's for real. There's like a shit bridge over there. It was sad.

And he has a costume sign. Much like it's, it's Donut Bridge's O'Hotelarm House. Lots of Larm House. Now Thomas Ravinal is no longer on the show, unfortunately. Cheers. But guess you didn't get fired. May a hands. But a hands. Yeah.

OK, so let's start. This episode is called RSV Peeved. Did Cameron name this episode? That's such a Cameron name. I'm RSV Peeved, Craig. What? Pretending to drink herit Donald's diet coke. Shut the fuck up, Cameron.

OK. Shut up, I love Cameron. But nobody plops out a baby like that because eating chicken nuggets the next day and the size zero again. Give me a break. Cameron can. She will always have my respect for being

on Real World San Diego. Woo! Local Real World. So we opened with! Whoa! Whoa! Local Real World. So we opened with one of our favorite things on this show, and I think it's both of our favorites. Yeah, totally. Catherine Dennis driving around in a car amulet. She's in the Irmobile.

Irmobile. So she gets a call. I love that this is how the season opens. It's Danny calling her. She's like, hey girl, how's it going? What are you up to? And Katz is like, just driving. She's like, hey girl.

Well, I just went to a, I went to the doctor. Doctors appoint me with Thomas Anne Singh. Awkward. Oh, we have to do this show live every time because it's the only way I can really imitate Katherine. Those face all faces. I know.

She has very expressions. So, um, yeah, so basically we start going all around Charleston and everyone's reading the gossip about Thomas, which is that he's, you know, we start going all around Charleston. Everyone's reading the gossip about Thomas, which is that he's being accused of rape and being thrown in jail, et cetera. I'm here to talk about Catherine's hairlumps. Okay, that's what I'm here for. Sure.

I'm talking about hairlumps. Catherine, just Catherine went back to her original, you know, long-red, which looks beautiful. But Catherine is that kind of girl, and this is why I like her. She'll just take an app in the middle of a park. Like, should I? You know that she's that kind of girl, and this is why I like her, she'll just take an app in the middle of a park. Like, should I? You know that she's the kind of girl.

You can be walking in the mall, so it'll be like, massage chairs. And then she'll just take an app. A water fountain taking an app. Because her hair is like a big club. Yeah. I just heard her thought you had an unorthodox approach to wampits, you know?

Natural, all organic wampits. Just take an app on a water bottle. You know bumpets, you know? Natural, all organic bumpets. Just taking out a lot of water, you know, like, I know. So everyone's reading the gossip. We see Austin at his laptop, and he's like, this isn't safe! What's happening right here? What's happening? What's happening?

What's happening? What's happening here? What's happening? What's happening here? What's happening? What's happening here? What's happening here? What's happening here?'s just going on. What's happening here with Tom? He's talking to Chef, and we don't see Chef. We just see Austin's laptop, but he's like, oh, no, I'm reading where he can be convicted for what?

Holy shit. Holy shit. His laptop just has windshield wipers, like all the spare parts. His mouth just keeps talking. Like his mouth is doing a vagina monologue. But he's only got one thing to say. And then we just hear Seps voice, and he's like,

gosh. He can handle himself. Why more worried about his family? And they're like, are you smoking a cat or an if you smoke a cat or an if the phone call ends and we go to the fucking set. Yeah. You go to Seps house and it's like close up

on his butt crack and you guys are just like, I don't know. Have you noticed like every guy in this show looks like a milk bottle, right? Oh, wow. He's like, sort of this shape up super white. Go away, go away. One man's milk bottle is another man's go away.

Thank you. I can show up just watching fucking shop, okay? It's just dirty. You know it's like one game. And he's just as buttcrackingly, just takes off his boxers, because he's got that jack's thirst. Where he's like,

they're gonna see my penis, cause I'm a hard man. He's got like that thirst, but the camera's gonna follow him all the way. And you just got bush and crack. And I just wrote, I just wrote, there is nothing like the confidence of a rich white male. Oh, I know.

I know. Wow. I know. Wow. There's a reason men don't have push up bras. We will buy, use them. We don't give push-up bras. We won't buy eaves there. We don't give a f**k, okay? You know what's almost as exciting is the dilution of a non-rich white male, like Craig.

We love Craig. So we see Sweet Craig, he's got a brand new tan, and he's got a beard. He's sitting on a desk. He looks like he's like a real estate agent on House Hunters, but in Florida. I could just show it like a nice and good size house, but they were like, no, we don't like it. He's like, aww. Like, oh, another house for you.

If you just watch God up and have him like giving things out, he's like, okay, I can give someone mailbox money and I can give someone Unending hotness So Craig talking to phone to Katherine about like all this crazy shit happening with Thomas Rappennell who if you don't watch the show Is Katherine's baby daddy, okay? And he's like, well, the good news is, I don't think it changes anything for you. Just like, yeah, just everything for the rest of my life. My life.

I can't cry. I'm tired of fucking my credit. My child's father's gonna use a rape crag. I mean, Craig's like, honestly, like we all have our own, my complicated lives. Yeah. Some way, like all of our lives, like, we all have our own complicated lives. Yeah. Anyway, like, all of our lives are like, just kind of calm. Like, have you noticed that Craig won't look into the camera?

What did Craig do in the Bahamas? Is that how the fuck you cannot look you in the eye anymore? Every time you'll not be able to stop seeing this next time you watch it, every time he's doing a confession like wow I just like a pillow Has four sides it's really hard to sell Casually comfortable and never finished Oh, great. So, then we get to news stories, so we're all caught up, and it's like,

former steak, Trevor Redman, a real thing is out there! Oh, no! It was pretty good. And then we see Chelsea. Chelsea's in her kitchen. I was really loving Chelsea this episode. I feel like she was drunk the whole time and just having a blast. And then we see Chelsea. Chelsea's in her kitchen. I was really loving Chelsea this episode. I feel like she was drunk the whole time

and just having a blast. What? What? What? I wonder if she's gonna stay with Thomas now. What? What? Chelsea broke the mold. And Brava says we talked about the bitch flower blooming in your second year, right? And Chelsea, that didn't happen.

Now she's just an asshole. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, like a shit stirring. She's not me. She's just an asshole. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Like a shit stirring. She's not mean. She's just going to go in there and stir this shit. Yeah. And another thing she does that's really consistent

is she never has finished walls wherever she's filming. Have you noticed? Last year in her duty salon, I guess they took off the mirrors to film. I don't know why they would. So you know what I'm talking about? So it was just squiggly lines. You can tell what my name is. Squiggly lines mirror glue.

And then this year, she has a new kitchen, but it's like blue tape over on it. It's like that. I like that consistency. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't do anything to show us, did you? It's like her billboard, right?

So it's a working progress. So then we see Cameron driving around, and she gives a phone call from Craig and she's just like, hmm, decline. So Chelsea is talking to Naomi on the phone. She's like, you think all I actually gonna stay with him once he's in jail? And Naomi's like, no, probably not. She goes, I do. I think she'll get his wallet. Rock for goes in there.

I love that girl. Like, that girl is now one of my favorite songs. Yeah, it's not like Chelsea. So, yeah. So then the producers are trying to get camera to say something about Thomas Ravannell, and she's like, no, no, no, I will not be Sue. No, absolutely not, absolutely not. Yeah, this is when she was fake drinking her McDonald's.

And it was one of the biggest ones you can get. You know, it was a super sized cup. Yes, Shush. Yeah. So then we go in the opening credits, and I was so happy to see that Naomi is finally a full-time cast member. I love Naomi.

Who's got my name? Yes! I love her song. I'm popping up popping up popping up popping up popping up popping up popping up popping up popping up popping up. And the music in this entire episode was really good. Yeah, they really loved it. They got a whole orchestra this time. Yeah. How, okay, just, you guys, musicians, just sit here and watch this footage, Austin trying to figure out how to get a lid on this time. How? Okay, just guys, musicians just sit here and watch this footage Austin trying to figure

how to get a lid on a coffee. And they just play whatever time is to mind. Yes. Score by John Williams. So let's go over to Patricia. Oh my. Jesus Christ. Oh, that was a phone.

That's a phone ranger. He can't even get away for that day with a phone ranger. Ding, ding, ding. Yes ma'am? She's like, my go, I think my teen is my step and I land on. She's probably been awake for 30 seconds too, you know? Ready. Then they show up a close up of a portrait of a monkey that says, waiting. Someone he walks in, so he can just be like, and she's like, what happened to the silver train?

Well, they're all being polished right now, so I just had to bring the glass. Oh. She turns into Craig, she's like, fancy Craig. Yeah. So it would be a good idea to polish all the silver trays at the same time. There was a martiniere space. So here's what I thought. Whitney's coming back.

You know, he's been traveling, Switzerland, London, Paris. You just did a new beginning. New Jersey. Ciosin. You know. She pulls out this giant flamingo pen. Will's a flamingo, right?

I don't know. Yeah, I think so. I think so. I don't know what it, I think so. It was a troll game, I don't know. I don't know what it was. So they're going to make a guest list for Whitney's like, welcome back to Charleston, you went on vacation party. And Michael's like, well, I think we can put on all the normal players. And she's like, well, the landscape has changed if you know what I'm doing. And Michael, you'll buy the way now that we're getting to know Michael,

what a messy bitch. I mean, good thing that that hooker's always holding a napkin because he messy. That's mess. He messy, my. He goes, well, I noticed Mr. Ravenel was in the paper having some sort of difficulty. You know, it charges... ...some of the difficulty.

So you could probably cross him off, Alicia? You could probably cross him off. I think that's a fair time to know. Now I haven't thought about him, I haven't spoken damn. He's like, well, you know, goodness, and I don't want to. Patricia has turned. You know, I watch her scene and I was like, please don't ever let this happen.

Patricia has come to the bright side of Catherine, Queen Catherine. So I was only listening to one side of the equation, the disgusting sweaty part of the equation that has a bone at all times. In Catherine and I have become friends, as many things that have converged with a god Catherine. It's like terrified. I was like, just be friends. I don't get to ask why. Yeah, so basically Thomas won after Patricia on social media. And it's like, no, you don't do that to Ms. Patricia and survive it.

Okay, I mean, where's Cooper? Where's Cooper, right? You will never have another ostub and yet my home. For as long as you live, sir. Scoomer, right? You will never have another Oyster Benye at my home. For as long as you live, sir. Gars, it's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Someone just went aww. Just Danny's apartment, like that's sad. That's bad Danny's apartment. Well Danny does have this Aw, man. That's bad, Danny's apartment. Well, Danny does have this thing where you're like, what have you been doing here? Because she always looks like, oh! I'm so good.

Oh! And then she faints, yeah. And like Danny, you know, some people on reality shows act like they're too good for it. Danny doesn't act like she's too good for it, but she is too good for it. She's so sweet and so plucky, and yet she's never a cast member. Well, I don't think she must be, but she doesn't want them following her around in her real life.

Yeah, she's like a sommelier, right? She's like, she sounds awesome, she's a professional artist! That's why she answers the door with the paintbrush, like, oh, real artisty! She's like I think captain's like are you painting something no that's how I answer the door there's a paintbrush never know and I'm gonna be keep some stable keep some on my finger so they have earm hugs and then they start talking about Thomas, like being out on bonds and everything and basically like when Thomas got out on bail bond, you didn't even call a cathode and be like, by the way, I got arrested on rape charges.

Well, some of them rapes their nanny isn't really known for their manners. Yeah, no, I know. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. Everyone's like, he didn't even call you. Oh, he's such a giant man. Fuck. So this bitch Ashley, by the way, she's been going around after Katherine explicitly told her on a national television.

She's been going around taking photos with the kids. This is full on Glenn Close Shit. Okay, pay no traction. And so she's like, yes, she posted a picture of her with Kim Z, with her and the kids on swings. Like, who does that? And then we see that clip from last year outside, though. The white people ball of charlotte, whatever.

Whatever. Whatever. Like, what people celebrate and whiteness. Thousands of years over there. They show them. They show them outside where... She's like, I don't want you to come around me.

You're my... Family. And she's like, Because that's what that... You're not family. That's what that is. Take a that is. You're not family. That's what that is. That's what that is. Take a good look. You're not family.

You're a baby mama. You're an egg donor. Yeah, dude. Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel good? It doesn't. It's safe, Jupiter Hollow. Doesn't it feel good today less?

Doesn't it? I just like bringing up Ashley to hear that. I know. I find it a favorite thing in a live show. When every one of us from all different walks of life, yeah, it's a great night at hatred. Yeah, that's really a great year for us. So now Cameron's driving and she's heading over to Craig's place.

And she has a new mantra for this season which is don't be so hard on Craig we're just gonna last all about like 30 seconds to the next scene. So she's driving around the Seekall set and she's like well he's like how are you doing because you know she's a new mom and look I'm looking around the room you all know what this is like we've all been this big. Okay. It's like, how are you doing? Oh, just dropped the baby off at preschool.

It's crazy. What? Your gay friend is like, oh. Oh. Just kidding. So Cameron gets over. So we're both just reclined right now. It was nice, I'm taking like a little mini nap.

I know, it's really. Let's just hang out. I feel like Craig after spending three months in the Bahamas. So, the real reason why the fire festival failed. So, listen guys, I can help out. They got their bottled water. God damn, this is strong. Oh God damn this is strong can I have another drink?

So so so so camera chose up a correct house They said no you can't get me drinks. What kind of monsters run this place? All right, all right. Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you. They tried to buy us a drink and they said no Thank you Oh, man. Ben just broke out in a little psoriasis. I felt it. I was like, three, three. I was like, oh, I'm going to go up! No, no, so anyway.

So, so, so, so, so, camera comes up to you, Craig's house. And it's like all like nice out of nowhere. Like there's some weird thing that happened. And there's a dog there. He's like, ah, this is my dog named Bethany. I was like, Are you the parents of? Bethany? What's up with that?

What's up with that? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I'm just going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to go out and say, I'm going to, she's like, I haven't seen Craig since he came back from his...she's like, he's so jured. He's like, behind the adventure. So she goes up to the door and he's like, I dog. And he's like, don't let the dog out. I dog.

I dog. I dog. I dog. I said, what are you? It's just how clean it. And the dog just runs out. I've been fed three months, please. So the house is like, that's what I've made.

I literally got startled. I thought it was Bethany the dog. You're like, you're gold. Thank you. That was the drink everybody at home. You know, people at home, I have to thank you for being so patient with this So I mean I want to kill them. I'm just sitting here. I'm so I mean, I'm sorry my cover is star

So I was going on a college trip in Calgary. So Craig obviously called a taskwrap at the day before, and they cleaned up his house. And he's like, in Paris, like, I don't know what to do. It's clean in here. And he's like, oh, welcome. Look, I even have a shaz lounge. So I was like, yes. Craig!

There's no such thing as a shaz lounge. It's a shaz lounge. But inastleoon. It's a cheese lounge. But in French, they call it a cheese lounge. Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, that friend she learned at the Bahamas. He's like, hey, who lets out a dog anyway?

Who does that? You can count that a girl. Let's just one time a person. A camera will let out your dog, that too. So she's like, I cannot believe you had done this to your house. And he's like, you want to drink or something. She's like, well, I have to pick up the baby. Of course, I want to drink.

I'm going to drink. Bring me a bottle and tilt me back. So then we see a montage of Cameron. She's like, say how having a baby is like the hardest thing she's ever done. I was just this montage of like the baby running all over and her like just like fumbling and the baby like on a ceiling fan She's like swatting at it It was like an 80s baby montage

I have a baby now. She's like business business The baby with buttons, hand, look, I'm in just pause, I'll be. The baby's running out the door like Bethany. Who lets a baby out the door? Okay. Craig is like, what about work? Well, I almost had a breakdown. well, I almost had to break down.

Well, I literally did have one. I mean, I was a flat-nosed real estate person. Since this fucking baby came a half-one, bring me another bottle of wine. So then she's like, now let's talk about the fact that you look better than Amber Craig. That was a memory you I'd be attracted to you. And he goes, that's a compliment.

And then she goes, I mean, I'm not attracted to you. It's like, oh. Well, the mahammers were very good to me. Me and they only went to Marsh Harbor, and I promised myself I would go back and so I went back and I ate coconuts and they're like, I ran to the house and then I got a machete and then I learned how to open up coconuts and I went to the store and I got a can of chef I worked here and I was trying to shut it open it up and I got a can of shetting. I want to go to the end. I just want to shut it open it up. I'm going to go to the end.

I'm going to go to the end. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up.

I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up.

I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I'm going to shut it up. I got a machete. I got my own machete. It was a butterknife crack. So I got, crack should not be a lot to have. I'm just saying, it's just stabbing himself with butterknife. After a little or a character bias.

That's like two people at least who have stabbed themselves on Bravo now that you think about it. Yeah, I mean, they're in Craig. Wow, what a couple. What? So that's the music it's like. So Cameron's goes, Craig, he's like that movie, has delicate,

and he's like, Craig! Craig! Craig! Craig! Craig! Craig! Craig!

I guess I have to see that. I do love, I do love beer. Craig! John Stella. I guess I have to see that. I do not fear. I'm gonna try to catch that one time. You know you watched it right after she left and just started throwing things out the window to get back at Naomi. But she didn't even live with them. She's just throwing her thong and she's like, don't sit out like that. So then, speed of which, the music's like Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Oh, it's cool. It's cool.

Oh, you need this guy, wow. Handsome, little devil. It's cool. So now here's my worries before we get into this. Okay, don't date somebody that is personal training you. Fuck you. If you boss me around one by the fucking time, I'm gonna cut off your neck, set the banner, and then I'm gonna enter the calories for it onto your fitness panel.

I don't think anyone bosses around Naomi. I think she's humorous. Oh really? Because no one bosses around Naomi. I don't think anyone bosses around Naomi. I think she's humor I don't know I don't know that I like this dynamic of bossy mature But he is hot. I will give you a hot. Here's my other thing guys He's gonna he's in residency. He can't drink or stay out late because he's in residency to be a doctor Ennacidologist an anesthesiologist guess who else was that dirty John which is another out late because he's in residency to be a doctor. Anacesialogist. Anacesialogist. Guess who else was that? Dirty John.

Which is another subject. I don't want to diss. All the people in the hospital that are going to eventually be assigned to give me drugs. I love you, I respect what you do. But I've watched Dirty John. I'm letting her play. Listen, we're bringing it up now.

On the other hand, he's hot. So, well, so is her. And I only was talking about him. And she's like, she's like, talking about how he's an anesthesiologist. And like, he has to go to sleep early because he wakes up, he's dedicated to his work, he won't even drink on work nights, because people's lives depend on it. And she's like, you know, I never would have appreciated that.

Unless I had been with someone who was the exact opposite. Oh! Greg's like working on his first pillow still a lot. I don't know if I can wrap it up. I don't know what else is funny. So after we watched him train awkwardly for a while, my blood was boiling. I'm not going to lie.

Because he was saying things like, you're already complaining? All right, you want to do your butt now? She's like, ha ha ha, that's not your way of saying I am a nice butt. He's like, I'm saying it's huge, just kidding. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry.

Love you, Matool. Call me, Matool. Call me, Matool. Call me Matool. So, uh, he throws a water at her. Oh, you know what? I can't. Like, I'm going through my nose. Look, I'm getting infuriated. I feel like I'm coming on my face. He throws a bottle at her.

I'm a gay person and I get it. Do not throw things at me! No! No! It's like that's a trigger! You, you there. You there. You there. I'm a gay person and I get it. Do not throw things at me! Throw it at me! It's like that's a trigger! You, you there, you guy, you sweet little head. I love you.

Look, I'm twisting your head. I'm going to cry at me. Okay, so I'm going to kill the tool. Not you. My anger is not at you. It's a mature. So, yeah. So, I'm on the fence, but I do think he's hot. So she brings up Patricia's party,

just welcome back party for Whitney, and he's like, no, I gotta wake up, I gotta work, and she's like, yeah, but you're better than Craig, yeah, I win. Okay, dirty job. Now we go back to Craig. Now we go back to Craig. I can see he's spiraling. Yeah!

Yeah! It's Bashik's head into the logo. I could see he's spiraling. It's Bashikas head into the logo. So meanwhile Craig is still talking to Cameron. You okay down there? Maybe your core. Oh sorry. So Craig is talking to Cameron. He's like, yeah, it's just down in Bahamas.

And like one day I woke up and I wasn't angry anymore. But Naomi doesn't like to look in my direction. I think she's secretly really broken up about our breakup. I always know because when she's really upset at me, she goes and starts dating a really hot guy who's gonna be a doctor and doesn't cost a million. She's really going through it. Like, the thing is, I just don't want Naomi to like,

trying to think of a nice way to say this, but I just don't want her to make herself miserable and put herself in a bad situation, just because she doesn't want to admit she was wrong about us. Ah! Now that is the kind of fact, but my love in the man. Uh, she dumped you dumbass.

So Cameron, you know, Cameron is trying to be nice to Craig, so she just makes his face. She's like not buying it at all, right? And he's like, so, you know, you'll just have to come to the Bahamas and change his everything. She's like so you know you'll just have to come to the Bahamas and changes everything she's like I'm kind of busy right now he's like yeah real estate right so then we have so now Chelsea's over like a surf shop and she's decided that she needs a new board so she's like looking she, I don't know why I wrote this,

I wrote an Austin break, I don't understand that. He is sort of like a surfboard, isn't he? So she's going for a new surfboard and then Chebsh talking to this air shop guy, it's like this one's extra poignant, like, it's totally poignant. So that I went to Costa Rica about five years ago and that's when I fell in love with surfing. Okay, it's the second scene we've had in the road where it's teaching you, you have to fucking leave Charleston to ever have a dream about it. Yes.

Well, it, not here. Why don't you even go back? If you had to leave to find your happiness, stay away! So, Shep is in a little bit of a snip because Chelsea bailed on him. They were supposed to go see a movie and he's like, gosh! I had to see Detective Pikachu Pikachu alone! Gorsh!

I had to step totally got sat down to you. He's like, oh, let me look at that. Let me look at that surfboard that you're checking out. Whoa! I prefer foam, personally. The guy who's selling them was like, yeah, that's totally old school. I'll take to mind you said, come at me. He just has to get to porn. So chef is also really annoyed right now because he was supposed to go to dinner with Austin or something like that, but couldn't go because Madison had her son.

And it's like, dun, dun, dun. I thought he met Madison had a baby when he said that. He's like, well, he couldn't go because Madison had her son. I was like, that is so harsh, you know? And I'm a dick. Even I was like, oh, it's not harsh, it's going harsh. So I didn't get harsh about it. I have a baby on your own time.

So then we cut to Austin. He's at the coffee shop. Austin, this is like the premiere of Austin's new music, which is like they dust it off like a tuba. I was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, it was so good. It was very special. It really was a brilliant piece of music.

It really was. And just Austin is such a dumbass. And you know he goes to the same place every day. And he's like, I'm gonna have a... A dirty, childlike, dirty dope. Dirty dope. Togin' that. Akiyatos. I want a dirty one though. A dope do it do it do it do it

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do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it Oh my god! Seriously? Jesus, come on Jesus! This is insane! This is so good! Everyone in the coffee shop is like, They're like, you guys, when did you set get a haircut? So he gets a little table outside and a weird beatbox noise.

Oh yeah, when he finally says down the music, he's like, but that's not about the du-but-du-but-du-but. They were so into that piece of music that they got an intern to come on and actually beatbox the end of it. It's like, the beat the boot. A lot of musicality, a lot of musicality with Austin. Okay, I'll let it go, I promise. So Madison says-

Madison's we never have to let anything go. So Madison says, this is like at least six women that my mother played tennis with growing up. Ah! She has that like straight blonde, like tennis mump. I just, she was so mean to me, I'm telling you that, this woman has been mean to me as a child. I know, alright, so it's not a choose wrong, but by the bench. So Austin had straws for their drinks and he's like, we're not saving

the turtles or anything and she's like like that's the best thing I ever heard He's like you don't like turtles. She's like no I hate paper straws and I hate turtles. I do Listen even I switched to paper straws. I'm a motherfucker The way you know a people when you switch something then you're mad at other people for not switching it cuz like I was one I've brailed you guys know like I've railed for like two years whenever the started happening suddenly that we couldn't have straws I was like fuck you It was a process and then I saw Devon Moon as that son of a Poor face To eat something bite me like I say like I'm not giving up straws. I was like that's it. I'm giving up straws

like me, like I say, I'm not giving up straws, and I was like, that's it, I'm giving up straws. I'm giving up. So now, I see. I mean, I think, I'll still, you know, mean it gave me this, but you know, like I'm not gonna drink from my lips, but I will use the paper. It's an accent.

Oh, I mean, I have an accent. It's been like two months since I did that, and so now I'm like, fuck Madison. Yeah, I'm like the big savior. Her classic strog, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, so Austin's talking us about her and he's saying that she's passionate and independent and she makes Austin

want to be a better person. Oh, whatever. Whenever a man says that, he make me want to be a better person. That means he's a fucker already. Why would you want to be a better person. That means he's a fucker already You don't fix man you break man Start going to give classes all over this country So he's really done something wrong because he's really like oh look how do you do you are doing that and she's just looking at him like this like she's

gonna kill him yeah and so she goes what did you do today and he goes not as much as you like that I do nothing with my days. And she says, oh, my little work in progress. I'm saying it now. Madison, you get what you deserve, okay? I'm not ever going to feel sorry for you after that one line. Well, I mean, how is she supposed to know when she's are dating Austin that he couldn't put a lid on a coffee cup, okay? It's a symptom awesome that he couldn't put a lid on a coffee cup, okay? It's a symptom of a bigger problem.

Yes. So Austin's like, oh, God, everyone in my life thinks you feel like I don't do anything. By the way, that coffee was $11. Do you want to know if that no me that or? So Chelsea and Jeopardy are still at the surf store. They're talking about Madison and Cedar and Chelsea go Jeopardy are still at the surf store. They're they're talking about Madison, etc. And Chelsea go oh I don't know what that voice was very strange Came out I promised I'll never have it again So may happen I think something with Austin and the coffee lit and like Just put that away

We'll just put that away. Big guys, we've just learned that they're invited, Madison and Austin are gonna be going to Patricia's, and Madison's like, it's shi-t gonna go! And he's like, I would assume so. So we got back to Seth, and he's like, of course, you know Madison Ryan? And she's like, oh, dude! She got my hair, and she's funny, shit!

So, Shep is like, gosh, but you know when they have these, you know, they're not good together. They have like, in fidelity issues, you're like, oh, really? Really? Is like, yeah, you didn't see the video? And then we cut to this video that I totally forgot about, but it's so nice. It's like Austin coming out of a door, you know, with a huge boner. And he's like two girls come like scampering out or whatever. And on the bottom, the caption, this is one of the best captions in the history of Bravo.

It says, hidden camera footage taken by the two women who were caught in Austin's apartment. That was a great video actually. It was a very good video. And basically what happened was that he had two girls over and they slept over and then I guess somehow Madison bound out since when Madison walked in. She walked in, she walked in at 7 in the morning and these girls were there. So one of the girls since she was going down and set up her camera on her phone, it's our recording the whole thing.

That's a blast, bitch. You said it. So basically, you saw some flashes of blonde hair, but then most of it was just awesome standing around being like, you're insane person. You're insane person. And then you're just going like this to be like, you're insane person. You're insane person right now. I was just going like this, you're like, you're the same person. I'm like, okay. You're the same.

You're the same person right now. And Madison's questioning the girl. She's like, did you have, you just see Madison's face? By the way, you know how the phone is like in a portrait mode, so it's skinny. And you just see Madison, you see blonde hair go. You, you, you, you're the same. Do we Madison here?

You're the same. It's your face for this, this is how you come like right now. Did you sleep with Oz? Do you see your face for this a second? Come like Rhett. Did you sleep with Oz? Did you, were you sleeping with her? And then I was like, God, I'm so mean. I'm just doing nothing.

You said, do Mark, you're underwear on his face. You like, I'm going to sleep. Oh, and it goes girl number one. She goes, this is embarrassing. I think, I and girl number two goes, Well, we did actually sleep in his bedroom. This is embarrassing.

I've uploaded immediately. Yeah. And that, and Austin goes, Madison. Madison. Madison. Madison's like, I'm having a conversation.

No, you're not. You're not. What the fuck is wrong with you? This is insane. It's insane. You're being psycho right now. Psycho. Just like here, take this coffee, ladies.

Okay, oh. That'll keep you locked for the next 10 minutes. Okay, let's talk. I know, it's like giving a baby in my pad. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So, then we got back to chat and Chelsea's like, I'll sort that video and Sep is like, Well, I know for a fact that after that happened,

she had a dolly ends after its stupidity and she made that snout okay. I think I was like, what? Needle's not okay. People are like, what he did was not okay, but what she did, I totally don't respect the front. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. What'd you like inside of chips in your patriarchy, sir? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This is really built on white guys just being in it.

It's true. It's true. But, my God, sir. And Chelsea's like, what are you talking about? Hey, he was calling her crazy. Hey, she just called him a two-month-old. He was going with crazy. You know?

A bunch of like a true phone surfer. I think Austin's into girls. So we're like a little, you know, a little bit like. He's like, he was into you, you do, Fizz. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, good boy. Say, do this. So then, back with Austin, Madison, she had just asked, is she up, and he's like, well, he's one of my best friends,

so like, what I need, well, I want for you guys to get along. And she's like, right, but he's been saying things to you. So yeah, so Shep's been talking shit to Austin, and then Austin has been going and telling Madison all the shit that Sh Chef has talked about her. And then Austin starts doing that. And then Austin's like, why don't you like him? Yeah, as long as the man on this show.

And then Austin starts doing that, like, Vanderpump rules, like Jack's Taylor, smoothing it over, he starts going, he goes, Madison and I have, Madison and I have definitely been through our ups and downs. I then the producers, the Shady-S producers, cut back the exact same cell phone footage that we saw 60 seconds ago. Like, remember this asshole? I was like, you know what's really hard for your buddies to understand that you guys are

going to move forward. But we're going to move forward, not like the same before. That's my friends. By the way, have you all noticed that there's not been one beer mentioned in this episode? Oh, I think the inventory was used to make some sort of mimos beer cheese. I think it was all used for that. Oh, recipe for win. Just put more win in there.

So let's see. So Austin's like, look at you, look at you, getting that cutie face and a kiss and I just cannot wait to watch him abuse him. Because you know she's going to, and I love it, and she does, he deserves it, you go Madison. I'm excited to see what happens there, it's gonna be a total shit show and that's what I like. Yeah. So then the music people made a really odd choice in this time because we got a Patricia's house and then it's like weird accordion music. It the chefs are cooking the wages up morning, not gonna sit thing up a table to read to the audience. I am pleased with this opportunity to have personal pain.

What would you read how to say about this dinner party set up? Give you this dinner room! Give me this! Oh, guys, that's another time in another place. Another place. So Whitney comes in in his three-piece pinstripe from Guys and Dolls and Gold one of those old-timey gold watches. It's like how's it changed Check on the set up, another one. It's gonna make sure everything's set up a bit. Patricia comes out in like a gold like Cersei dress.

It's like a Cersei caftat. If Cersei, you know. I'm gonna stand here and look out at King's Landing. Mako, that dragon's a strong a city I'm here for inspection Okay, go ahead and Michael's like all scared he's like the coffee beans are not yet And Michael's like, oh, scared. He's like, the coffee beans are not yet. Oh, excuse me. I would have put the napkins on the other side.

I would have put them directly on the plates. Ah, I have to part. Do I want to bother? It's too late now. I'm gonna be a wild woman and let the napkins sit beside the black jamaar. To hell with it. And Whitney's like, it's okay, another... It's great.

It's great, another... I think it's great. Well, I would add that something different with those flowers. It's like... It's all... It's too late, mother. It's something different than flowers, mother. It's too late, mother.

We must think the that gets behind. Because it will be fine. I got them done more. With me is like, mother, the kids will be fine. They're poor. I'm really, really poor. I could have put out ton of little elephants so I coulda done so much more. Ah. They're going to try to drink directly

from the soup ladle mother trust me. Really, really poor. So Danny and Catherine are the first ones to come up, and Danny's like, I'm going to go for a year on a TV show. Oh, it's a railings when it'll fall over. Perfect. So this is your debut, Catherine Oll and Catherine's like,

Well, it's the first time I've ever been invited. No! I was just in the neighborhood. So they show a clip of Catherine getting ready with her hair people and she's like, no, I'm gonna be walking down that staircase and someone's gonna say, Katherine, Danias, can you believe it? Man, son of a bitch. Like go to Bahamas, go to the Bahamas and say,

it's a dream's already. So they come in and Catherine has like a different patristic, Patricia's like, oh, isn't this nice? I'm just gonna put this right over here, I'm just gonna wrap it. Okay, thank you so much for that lovely day. Those were my mic and I. From Chad. This one there, those will be it. This part of the suit is just... Yeah Those are my mic and I

You just broke the fourth wall Literally I kick something that was good though. I'm saying here's a gift Is this from Williams? Oh. Um, and then Patricia's looking at Captain's dress, because she's wearing jumpsuit. She's wearing this jumpsuit, self-jumpsuit, with animals all over it. And that's like, uh, that was Lappas.

And she's like, uh, what were they? They were lepers. They were lepers, and it's like lepers. She's like lepers. That's fabulous. It's like kind of a question after. Because it's kind of funny to wear lepers when they don't change their spots.

You know, like, coming right back and they've had pictures of that. I mean, it's a Southern show. You gotta remember things like that. I can't believe you've been mentioned Spatha Penguin right now. That's so weird. I'm only not that kind of a cool guy. I'm not going to call him. I got a tanker for you and I'm just spas. He was like, I don't want to do it anymore. He's like $22. So then Whitney comes in and sees Catherine.

It's a slowy thing and then Patricia is like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going $72! Something Whitney comes in and sees Katherine. It's this flowy thing and then Patricia's there and her captain, of course. And so Whitney's like, You guys have... You guys have magic captains. I've been around the world I've never seen magic captain before. Patrick is good at the classic.

Um. So then Austin and Madison are rives. And Whitney, on her role now, they're talking about how they match. like, uh, yeah, I'm sure he's like, yo, man, she's in everything. But it is like, mother, mother, mother. I think she needs to get her dress dirty to match his shoes. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm him. Like do you think I won't fucking punch you into throat because I've never had a piece of show? And they just cut the line. I care. I love when someone comes on reality TV

and they've actually got a real job and real high. And they don't give a fuck. Okay. I have a paycheck. I also like the caterer that was there. This like caterer address. He just likes like, these people are, these people are. So then Wilson is Naomi's date for the night.

And Chelsea's like, oh, hey, friends, wouldn't he, where you been, button? Wow, hi, my Patricia. Naomi always has a constant eye roll on her face, and I fucking love it. It looks so pretty on her. Yeah. So people start arriving.

Chelsea arrives. Camerads, Camerads with a guy named dr. Eddie I'm so proud of this Six seasons, but we got it Dr. Eddie every year Canary usually brings him as her name, but I was like oh my god. They gave they gave a person of color lines on Southern charm It was a time a person of color lines on Southern charm. It was a...

I was a... Time's our change. So they have these really nice napkins. They're not like paper napkins. Of course we do. Why are you saying that, Lackel, surprise. Ah! So this paid-er-atress goes up to...

She has this tray andoops up to... She has like a... She has like a... This like... This tray. And she goes up to... To Chelsea. But there's like this beautiful napkin and this tray of like... Ground balls and everything. Just... This is too nasty to put a meatball on too. It's no Bremenye. She starts filing through all the food.

I had better meatball on this, Becky keeps that hush-pupy. What is that? That is not... It's an oyster banyan, yeah. Oh, sure. So then Craig comes in with his competition blonde. Yes. And he's Caroline.

More Caroline. More Caroline. So Craig's like, Mitt Latreja, this is Caroline. And Wilson, Wilson Whister is saying, I mean, he doesn't. Do you remember?

And he's like, no, but she is gorgeous. And he's like, I think she looks like you. I think I'm such a good girl. He's such a good guy. I think Wilson's one of the best games that's Bobo has to offer.

I remember last year, he's like, maybe you're depressed because you don't take showers. It's just like, yes I do, it's like, no you don't. It's like, yes I do. No you don't. You put a towel and you put it on your armpits, and that is not a shower. So Craig arrived. So after, so Craig's like, yeah this is Whitney has a bunch of you all so Miss Patricia

That's why I've given you a pillow here it is Made in the palace and it's so obviously from the Bahama Airport There's still like a Marshall tag on it I'm not moving there for you. There's still like a Marshall tag on it. It's just like, oh, it has its lumingo. That's very, very, very sweet. Michael, take this down to the basement, thank you. I mean, like, it's for a like, isn't it funny?

Because like, I never finished the last one. And then she's like, yes, Craig, it's already moving to the different room. You can stop talking about it. And Danny is like, are we sure that he didn't like, yes, Craig, it's already moved into the different room. You can stop talking about it. And Dan, Dan is like, are we sure that he didn't buy that somewhere? And he's like, well, at least it's done. So shady, I love a shady couch. So then Craig comes around and he's like, hey girls, this is Naomi.

And I mean, this is Caroline. And Naomi's like, This is Naomi and I mean this is a Caroline and Naomi said Pretty good because Naomi is really good at keeping calm. What's Ampest build wine on Patricia's cats? Oh my god Yeah, your family won't have to pay for a funeral because you're gonna be cremated Probably by the end of the night Yeah, so Craig is... I'm just gonna sleep.

So Craig gets like, well, Naomi and I were like, civil to each other, but we try to avoid each other because it's too painful for her to see me. We are for Naomi. I feel like I spilled on that couch because I'm the reason Naomi's so depressed. You said something, I'm sorry. I don't know. So Chelsea is talking to Catherine. She's like, is this the first time I've been invited?

It's the first time I've been invited. Cam, it's like, yeah, last time you were here, you spent the night. I'm saying that like it's hilarious, I just did slut-shame you for five years in the road and changed my body, second year of G-Rating-Mina. Cam, I'm so glad Cam, Cam, I'm so glad Cam, Cam, it's on this show. She's hilarious. She's intelligent. But God, that woman has been on the wrong side of history for a very long time.

And I'm really impressed that Cameron elevated this to history. Well, what is it? Well, outside of history. She recorded some bad interviews on Southern Trump. So... Listen, babe, we recorded almost 1,000 episodes. This is true. Oh, man.

I never wanted to go back. It was over 2,000 hours. That is history. OK. I want to go back. Talk about two people who've been on the wrong side of history. Don't look at the archives. Listen, I have the same excuse that these idiots have.

Yeah. But not change. I'm changing. But I change. I'm changing. So Naomi's like, I just finished a book called When Breath Becomes Air and I highly recommend it. And Greg's like, I just read when the sidewalk ends. And Captain's like, I just read a book called, and fuck yourself.

I just read a book called, How to Open a Can, Instruction Step 1. Oh, there's a manual, never mind. So, at this point in the show, we're like, okay, we see our stable characters. Madison's the new one, she will probably be the source of the conflict. We get sort of like, okay,, it's a big dinner party. And then Southern Charm throws a little camp all out of us. You guys, you have to understand, it is extremely impressive to find a new cast member for any show that works. Any show.

But in South Carolina, like in Charleston, it's not like the pink and their heat we were there I mean we found a few that could definitely be on the shop yes to find someone just this perfect he's been under your nose the hole oh yeah we're of course talking about Eliza Lamas speaking of history Eliza Lamas has been part of the history of this show, so to see her actually get a chance is hilarious. And so Eliza is right behind set. Because of course set has to come in and a Hawaiian shirt, a matted, what was that? What was that? That jacket? I mean he just looks like... He looks like he's been running around the bar. He looks like walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, and like, I mean, he feel bad about-

What's going on? We don't have to deal with it. Like, that's not fair. That's why I have to deal with it. I don't have to deal with it. You know, you don't have to deal with it. You say, take a shower, mother fucker. You're not getting in here, okay?

Delvary, it's just spreading slowly across the country, guys. Yeah. So, yeah, he comes in and then this is how Liza walks in here I'm not even getting. Hey, Rob, bless my ass. And Katherine. Sizing up the room I was like pure fucking garbage. Yes! I was like pure fucking garbage

Pattern's like hold on a second. I got this Like she rotated on the couch. I was like, how do you do that? And then she's like, car-sur-lyza, you know everyone? And she's like, come now, I've never met any of them, especially her. Talking about Catherine, he's like giving her the So then the editors get their revenge on Eliza by showing Catherine. I don't know what this look is, but it is fucking gorgeous. Her diary room looked at the said, it's like a presidential portrait. I was like, what is that? Her hair is like a cruise, like above my head.

Cool, isn't it fresh? Look, she has to sit up so straight her eyes are kind of like a one-eyed bros up. She's just looking at you like. What's marriage to John Adams? Yeah. Does she want nothing? Yes. That's what I like.

Who are you? I love this look. So she's like, yeah. You know, she said. She looks like that, but she's still like. She said, feels you that but she's still like And then we see a scene of Eliza sitting with Thomas that fucking horse state ball. Yeah The horse state will do nothing to me, but she was sitting there with him and she's like

Yeah, I got these 10 I think oh, no, I think we're getting a phone call. This says it's... It's coming from the Charleston City Trail. Oh! Hello, I would like to speak with Benjamin. Oh, yes. Hi, this is Ben, Mansor's calling. Hello, this is State Treasurer Thomas. Oh!

Oh! Thomas Ravinnell, what's going on? I'm just calling to correct the record. I've heard some nasty things going around. I'm the kind of man he wants to enjoy the community. Ignore the community. I would like to an able community and disabled stinkering, which I feel is coming from your campaign.

So you are friends with us at Liza Limehouse, so tell us a little bit about her. Have you ever been on one piece of land and seen another piece of land across a body of water and thought to yourself, how am I going to sell my product from this land in that land? Have you mentioned? I'm not sure I have, but go on. You need something called a bridge band. Oh. Liza comes from a long line of bridge lanes.

Naturally, my family of bridge originators, Liza's family have come as one, and trade has never been better Thomas Ravinnell 2020 all right I'm sorry I'm sorry for Ravinnell we just have to get on with the show I'm not sure this is really helping it's good luck and jail I don't need your time I need your vote I'm just talking between. Good luck with the real action. Good luck with the real action. Yeah! Yeah!

Never accept a collect call. Never, it says jail, don't answer it. So, where were we? So live for you. Tomas. Yeah, so then we see a clip of Thomas and Eliza sitting in the board stable. And Eliza's like, yeah stable and Eliza like yeah I got

to take some cash from the other night it was possibly under lots of influence of tons at home that's the same drunk I read this text and I got drunk just read the Trying to scream the tape they were coming to ask Thomas! Jesus Christ, you little monster. Very strong. Observation about Miss Catherine Calludanis or woman of fine stock who may possibly be drunk and doesn't deserve my kids. Thank you, LaZelona, for your contribution.

So then we cut back to Catherine telling us this story and she's like, I think the stuff can tear apart family. So, Liza, but really, we see why Catherine hates Liza, but we haven't really grown to hate Liza just yet, until she really starts talking. And it's just like, God, I've got a really great observation about life. So, I played polo the other day.

I've had for the first time in like two years now. Now I know what it feels like to be an old person who's crippled, am I right? Because I feel like that. Because I live on the third floor of my mansion. And I'm like, oh, God, like an old cripple person. You're like, go, go, Am I right, am I right? I just farted at my ear.

Oh, cripple. And she's talking to Austin. And she's like, you ever heard the term polo fit? And he's like, no. So I'm just like, it's fit. But it's a certain kind of thing. It's kind of thing you get when you play polo. You know, that kind of thing.

I'm just not that kind of there. But I cannot walk the side way. And because I've been to polo just, but you haven't played it. Not polo fans. I was like writing a thank you letter. I don't know. He is. Seven-chomp, pretty.

Thank you for finding this monster. And then she's like happily says, well Thomas is like family. It's like, okay, that's... We don't, we don't, we don't, we don't. Read the room, read the room. Everybody hates this girl. So Austin's trying to listen to her story. Now, you know Austin would have f**ked her if this were any other that's gonna not be take for right now because this is probably one of the girls

It was in his apartment But he's acting like he's so about it and he's so mad he goes You're 22 and I was like this so is horrible. They're bringing on this poor 22 year old innocent man. Oh. It's kidding. I just love to get married at least once. I just thought it started to get mad. I was like, excuse me.

No, no. I just like to get married at least once. But she is very young. They're like, OK, that go make a bunch of 40 year olds mad. Go. Go. Well, she's young and she's not sorry about it. Because she's like, I'm sorry.

I'm young and hot. And just graduated college, and you're 1.5 ago. So, Thursday, we had Victory Cup. Yeah, didn't want to read about it. No, no one was reading Victory Cup monthly. No, okay. So we had Victory Cup. No, she goes, ah, read about it.

No, no, no, no, no. Austin's like trying to put on the Victory Cup. She's like, you know, I ran into T I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm over to Katherine and I'm lost in my nose. Oh, no, not yet. Now they're all sitting down for dinner. Oh no, so this is before. Okay, so they're a pillow fit. Okay, so they had a lot of things to say to people. So sit.

Ah, hot girl. Because of course a lot of things to say to those everybody in this cast. And they're also mad that she was cast. And so Katherine goes, I should give up. Because get up because the lives that comes right by or so You can see Catherine's like Like she's not even faking it So she's gonna last you get it. So Naomi Catherine and Danny go to the kitchen and Danny's like Are we on TV right now?

This is so embarrassing. I have an art simolegated business to tend to. Human art is? I cannot believe, shut up, shut up, but the lies are. And Danny's like, do they hug up? And Danny's like, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, it's like a 20 year age difference. And Catherine's like I wouldn't be surprised I mean it's like a 20 year age difference and Catherine's like These are Danny, don't you remember we met that old guy the daddy was like no, but I love it

BANDI! That's so crying! Woo! That was something telegrams. I love you, Danny. Stop. I hope you get this and Tom. Stop. So then they said, Danny and I were like, okay, I'm ready.

I'm sorry. I have like five pages of notes. Like, I love this show, so I'm still like, look, that one person said something. And then she had the spoon. Woo! We have it now. So, wait, what did you say? You eithered up with a spoon?

I'm sorry, I heard you like. No, I said, I was giving an example of our minutiae. I said, and then that person held a spoon like, oh, if you've seen the spoons spoons I would be putting them on my pocket I sure don't have a way to do it not sure to put out the spoons I would have done the spoons different

okay so we got it dinner and chef's left by the way I know that I say this a lot and it gets really old Chef analyze our cook down out of their fucking minds from this hilarious. Okay? And here's how you know, with someone walks in chopping gum like that, acting like total trash. So good. I'm not saying me again.

I'm just saying, that's who you sit next to with the next dinner party you get. I mean, that doesn't have to be what I have Coca-Cola, so I don't know what you're talking about. So it's a dinner table. So this is a big deal because normally Cameron gets to sit next to Patricia, but Catherine has graduated to sit next to this Patricia. Very excited, very excited. It's like Down-Nabby, you know, like where you sit in the matters, and everyone gets soup,

you know. So, there was a whole soup scandal down there, but remember that? Remember they got like a whole issue with Sue Bonnet show? I'm down there, Abby. No, but I've never seen a forced abortion myself before that show. And I will never forget it. I swear to you, I drop the soap, every time I drop the soap in my shower, I don't think about prison rape anymore.

I think about that poor woman losing her job. Oh, Ryan. Well, Ryan, What a monster. What a monster. And you know, a Brian plays a detective sister on another British show that I watch. Happy Valley. I don't know if anyone watches it. She's a great actress. She's so talented. But I will. Never forget her. She plays a hero and I'm like, you forced that abortion you lost.

You started this. I started that. I thought it was like, what the fuck are you even doing right now? I'm sorry. It's very intense. Okay, this show brings out a lot of emotions. Okay, the point is, they're eating dinner. Okay. Yeah.

So Chelsea turns to Austin. So this is actually important. The spatial awareness video, like Austin here, then Chelsea, then Whitney, and then Catherine. And there's this weird game of telephone that starts happening. Where Chelsea's like, hi, Austin, I'm gonna be weird. I'm gonna be weird if Catherine, when they got back together. And he's like,

they fall. Nice summer. Nice, huh? They fall in love. Stop. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're but then they serve like a paella and she's like hold on one second What does look like with jimus? Okay, what were we saying? Also Wilson, the only gay person, probably ever allowed on the show, you know, because it's only women to time. And I loved it that I loved the gay guy with representing like that.

Every time food came out he's like This is the lit what is this It's see been by a game the day That's the guy I've never eaten. He's like eating it so proud of it. Okay guys, I'm the vagina fish. So, uh, so that Chosky's life. I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have. I went there. I went there.

Did you slip with Catherine this summer? That's the word on the street. Why are you looking over there? Why would you ask her? Why would you ask her? That's like me saying, hey, have you stopped with Chelsea this summer? I'm also looking for me. Whitney still doesn't know Chelsea's name.

I'm in this show. Good come back with me. Whitney probably says this show. And he like throws a couple of new poor people in every once in a while. And it goes back to Switzerland, you know? He goes back and he's like, do the fuck are you hair lady?

And where are you talking to me? She's like, I'm Chelsea, remember I'm Chelsea. I'm Chelsea. I thought it's a world of three. Turning into Brazil. And then meanwhile, like, so Whitney's like, what the fuck? What the fuck?

I think half of this turn she goes, hi Whitney, he's like, poops. Hi, if she goes, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's the one he told. This is the one he told us. That's just so good. Of course they fudge. Yeah. Why stop now? Why?

I feel like the only person who has a fudge so much at that table is Patricia. And I know that I can be wrong on that. Certainly. So then we go over to Dr. Eddie and he's like, let me tell you what just happened with this guy. I said, have you, you went to Africa? I've been to Africa.

I didn't map Kilimanjaro, did you? And he did. But Helicopter, can you believe it? I was like, you're welcome on this show. Dr. Eddie, thank you. So, Liza's like, okay, I have to be an asshole again. Can you believe it? I was like you're welcome on this show So lies as like okay, I have to be an asshole again, so let me start talking. Oh lies that comes to our own her paycheck This is like a 10 hour recap Literally like an hour ago. I was like why has Ben moving so fast?

This is why. Because nothing really happens on the show and yet I guess it's so, and everything at once. So, here we go, let me get ready for a moment. She's like, so Catherine, how are your kids? Your kids are cute little nuggets aren't they? Aren't they? Hi, Cat Man. How old is K&D? And Catherine's like, fuck your ears. Fuck your ears. How old is Kim Z? In bathrooms I...

Fuck your borders. Fuck your sex boards. She goes, Oh my god, that makes me feel sad. Oh, you got the best person in the table by far. In bathrooms I was like, Oh wait, no, it's not about to be forced. It's about to be forced.

It's about to be forced. It's about the bathroom that's the mouth. Who has ever felt old because they've hurt someone's four years old? I mean, I'm shocked at Eliza's 22 because it shows that it's this is at six seasons so that was 22 minus eight So stupid so 16 I mean that was a child, you know She must have been a three seven years old. Six kids, 16. Got some so stupid. So, 16. I mean, that was a child, you know.

So Cameron's like, so pantherin, so pantherin, so pantherin, are you glad you had your kids young? She's like, I don't know. I don't know. Well, usually for like a thousand lives. And then Liza goes, well, dealing with Thomas, we'll put some years on here and I can see her right there. There's like a thousand and a thousand and a thousand.

What's your heart? So Katherine, whispered to Wittany, and she's like, please talk to me. I do not want to talk to that girl. Who do you think brought that girl on here, Katherine? It's like going to the serial killer. Like, serial killer, please help me. Someone's trying to get into my house.

So, um, yeah. So then they're like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom danceable. Like a hundred years ago, but I meant. Ten stands, what am I saying? So then Eliza Wisprister cams. She's like, I'm time to talk to her, but she don't want to help me. I know she give me eyeballs over there. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

I'm not doing anything. She's so funny to me. So then, she's side. I'm a fries' pula bit. So does her come, and my eyes is like, what is this? Pies. Guys, pie is a pretty specific thing. Yeah. It's like if it's in a wedge, it's pie. There's not like a crazy-leash-shaped pie.

Pie is a pie. Pie is a pie, okay. We're like mad at pie now. We're so, we're so, we're so, we're so good. I'm so mad at pie. I don't understand pie. I know. And Patricia's like,

it's banana, but I'm in love. So it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it ability to command. Little Liz listen, very sweaty, very sweaty Spurm before. That's the Spurm.

I have never found Spurm. This smells like fart, til- Chef Spurm. A sub-petitial lash, like this fact that he has left with so many women, and nobody has gotten pregnant, is just insane. Yeah it is. And it's not happened. But it has gotten pregnant, is just insane. Yeah, it is. And it's not happened.

And do you understand why Shep is in being child support? It's called abortion. But they're currently trying to make illegal. CHEERING CHEERING But carry on, please. Think about the reality side. CHEERING

Please, take them out the reality stories. Woo! So, but you're just like, I'd like to buy that sperm, I'd buy it. I'd like to make a banana pudding with it. Yeah! So, Liza, really, she's like, hmm, I don't think the audience needs me enough. So, okay, well, that's great. She'll have to provide the sperm, we'll give the eggs, and Catholic could be the surrogate.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm ruined, got so mad. And the music was like, don't, don't, don't, don't, not bad act. But I was like, why is that mad? I really didn't see why it was that bad, but Liza's just so terrible. They were like, let's get on that.

And then the music goes, oh, no. And Dan. and they were like, let's get on that. And then the music goes, oh, boom! And Dan. Yeah, Dan, they wrote, Danning Temples. Yeah. I knew what devolved into this, all these elegance surroundings.

And I thought somehow these surroundings would elevate the conversation. So Chelsea Leigh Leigh is over to Naomi. She's like, well, how's the law now? A nobling is f***, right? So annoyed. So then Chef comes to sit with Danny. He's trying to escape Eliza.

So Danny's like, what is going on over there? And he's like, well, she's at her date, council, and she would appreciate appreciated if I brought her. And then he goes, put your sick invite in her. Mm-hmm. Yes, of course. And said to the producers, this woman has been cast on her show now.

OK, learn who to hate. So Liza's like, I don't know why. I don't know why she's mad at me. I mean, I didn't bring up Thomas at all. She's like, oh, Gorsh, you most certainly did Gorsh Gorsh. When you said Thomas was great, Thomas is the best. Thomas is an utmost gentleman, Gorsh Gorsh Gorsh. I guess I did say that.

And Cameron's like, those little comments about Thomas are triggers. They are triggers. Which I love that the word triggers is made into Charleston, you know? And then Seth's like, you said Catherine could be my surrogate. And to me, that's not okay. I'm gonna step as offended. Seth's like, I would do it for free. Like, I wouldn't. So he's like, what do you think?

She's just like a vessel for babies. I'm like, this would be much nicer if you had just slut-shaped someone because you didn't like how she treated her boyfriend. Yeah. So then we cut back to Danny and Catherine and Wilson talking. And Danny's like, oh my god. I mean, you just dealt with this for like an hour I mean with anybody even talking Katherine and Katherine's like no she wouldn't stop talking it was like

So Liza's like okay, I've got to go apologize to Katherine So she goes over and gives like a terrible apology, right? It's like one of these things, like, Catherine, I know, I feel some tension, I don't know why you're upset at me, but like whatever I do, I don't know why you're mad, but because you haven't told me why you're mad, I apologize for it, you don't know what it is,

and this is like really sincere right now. And I was like, I wanna die in camera, like, shut up, I'm just gonna do this. Yeah! I've been psych a housewife in two months. I'm gonna have this. So good. So Catherine just goes, oh, well, I don't even know what you're talking about because I

didn't even know you lived here anymore. Yeah! Bye. My cut-tails are just about worn out. So good night. Good night. So, thank you. I did so. And that's why she's playing Catherine.

And that brings us to the end. Thank you guys. That was a rock. That was a rock. Thank you so much. You guys, thank you so much. Thank you. You're welcome.

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