Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley!

Episode Date: August 16, 2019

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So here we are with the finale of Southern Sean Southern Sean Hi Hi. So Southern charm. That leads you up to this huge scene happening. It's like someone doing their nails. Yeah, exactly. Or in this case, the episode opens up with Katherine at Gwyn's one last time for the season. And you know, with Katherine, you never really know what sort of look you're gonna get. And today's look was the crazy red lip. Every now and then she just likes to do like the big like clown lips. And she just has like that lipstick that's just like that is like big. And she just she's just walking around. Gwins and you just can see that Madison, like Gwins Madison,

Gwins, basically, she's just looking at Katherine like, oh my God, your lipstick is crazy right now. Please start trying to pull over tops. Yeah. You know, like when you're in Ross and you see like ladies tops they've just got lipstick because people with a lot of makeup come in and they're like, oh, I love the shirt feels all over the body. Yeah, it's like when Barbara goes in.

Yeah, spray tan everywhere. And she's wearing a big sweater dress type thing that says extra extra extra extra. It just makes me feel, it just makes me imagine her as like a newspaper girl in the 20s. You know, like extra extra extra. Why don't you sell me papers, kid? It's like I swear. True man loses. Extra. Extra.

So yeah, we're at twins and Quinn is like, oh my god, we got in some Gucci and Tom Ford to start. So let's just start with 50 shades and say of gray. Like of Gigi. So then Patricia comes in,

always think it's funny watching Patricia walk into like normal people places, you know? Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense. Like what are you doing here? Like when she puts Instagram stuff for herself at a Costco, I'm like, right, you can even see that she's like a little bit on higher alert.

She's sort of like walking through, trying to be casual'm like, right. You can even see that she's like a little bit on higher alert. She's sort of like walking through trying to be casual like like yeah, no, I walk into twins all the time. Is this where you are supposed to put your feet? Is there is there is there like a cocktail that's coming my way? Where do I? Michael, give this girl Gwyn a dollar. Will that do it, honey? Give a give a two. It's like they're not all homeless Patricia. Okay. Gwen, can you can you direct me to your antique elephant clock section, please? I haven't been around homeless people who haven't tried to entertain me in years. This is the worst homeless encampment I've ever been to.

Like, man, this is actually a retail store. Can you show me where your violin quartet is housed? No, it's not here. Okay. So let's see. So they start gossiping, of course. They're first they're looking for shoes and Catherine's like, I got these in and I thought of you. Oh, darling. I would never buy those for myself, but that is sweet. And she basically they start talking about Madison, because Catherine's can be bringing, it's gonna be going with Madison and Hunter, her new boyfriend, to this party. And they're just talking about Madison and Hunter, her new boyfriend to this party and They're just talking about Madison and Shep in this whole situation Patricia says that basically You know Shep pushed Madison too far and then was surprised that she actually stood up for herself unlike apparently every other woman in Shep's life Yes, and captain's like he's just you mad at her. It doesn't make sense

Doesn't make sense it's a bullet-a-face And Patricia's like, well, years ago, Madison told me that chef said, when you get divorced, I want to be your first call. Yeah, like years ago, I love the patricious acting like they've been friends since the revolutionary war, you know, I know. Before I went mad at someone off to fight the great wall of Northern aggression, she told me that what I come back, she'll be waiting in the window for me with a candle. So, um, yeah, so I like, so she says this, but she like gives this like a little bit of gossip. And then Catherine goes, typical. I don't know.

Just typical. I don't know how I didn't put that together. And I just love that she was wearing a shirt that said extra extra as she's. Extra extra. Oh, I get it now. Figured it out. Well, I don't know if he resets the she's with Austin or what, but I'll tell you what I

resent. Pull people shoes. Please get those out of my face. Looks like you have to blow fish on your feet right now with all those sparks. What's going on down there? So captains like, yeah, oh, and by the way, Ashley and Patricia's like, so Ashley, tell me I'm dying now. You know, you can't beat Jimmy too. So she's you literally can't

beat him. I tried to take a stick to his head and turns out you're not allowed to do that? He walks around in a glass case. I've tried to beat him for years. So she's like, well, I'll tell you something after y'all talk. She'd hurt, hurt, hurt, Ashley saying to her friends, that Katherine will never get custody of the children. Don't, don't, don't, don't. And that's why I'm not buying the new Ashley who wants to be pals with everyone. I'm also not buying anything in this poor person store

so we can leave now. So, yeah, she's saying that Ashley was bullying her. She started actually started bullying her. She's like, I'm not buying this. She wants to get back at me because I'm giving her a hard time on social media. I started striking back when she started bullying me. So this could imagine Patricia in the Trevor Project videos just like, I don't know who this travel is, but I'll tell you what makes it better kids. Martinis. It gets better.

Once you have a larger mansion in the South, it gets better around the fourth husband. So yeah, she's like, Ashley's been saying things that they haven't been true. She's been defaming me, but I'm no drinking violet. She's ill equipped to get into that kind been defaming me, but I'm no shrinking violet. She's ill-equipped to get into that kind of warfare with me, which is why I sent a particularly pointed gift of Heathcliff the cat saying, meow, to her. Who's the Odie now?

That's why I sent her a gift of Garfield jumping into a box and saying Tom Felizania. I love I love Patricia's LOL moments because she just tears in the camera she has. Ah, like that's like, it's like, oh, you know, it's like a it's like a different variation on it's unlike Kate Chastain, right? Yes. Kate Chastain gives a... Ha ha ha ha. Patrick upset. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is just going to show up everywhere to stir for two seconds and then go somewhere to water color something. Yeah, she's like, hey, I haven't been on the whole season, but I'm coming for the second, the last episode and the last episode just to start some shit and bye. See you in three years. Just put my, put my name in the hat for next season. Yeah. Yeah. By the way,

so impressed that Austin finally got off of his bedroom floor. He was doing dishes in his kitchen as opposed to knocking cups of water over on his carpet. I'm like, shit, this is insane right now. It's insane. I know. I didn't even know where we were. He wasn't on the floor with a cup of coffee on a carpet that couldn't take a cup of coffee. I know. It was so weird. Yeah. So Bailey shows up and, you know, she's going to be to Patricia's big party. And I guess Austin asks like who's who's who's who's who's who's she's taking and Bailey's just like and it just sort of like cuts away from her, you know, because she knows everything.

Just because this is a video recap, I have to add that Austin's like, so I wish we had more time at the Fox Hunt. Like there's a full tongue of waiting to go to his mouth moment. He's like excavating any spare pieces of cream cheese that may have fallen in his lower lip that morning. He really gets right on in there. And now we go to well, she said, he said, what are you going to go with? She's like, no, but I mean, he will be there. And he's like, who's Shep taking? Dun dun dun.

And then we go to the Willow Salon, the finest Hasselon east of whatever is the next middle to go over. So her Willow Salon and Shep, you know, he walks in to get his daily haircut from Chelsea. And they start talking about the party and he's like, oh, I thought it was cocktail apart. I'd tire. I don't want to wear talks. She's like very insulin-pissed.

My day to my day to the big party at passes is Chelsea. Not you, Gorge. She's the girl that was on the couch when Madison busted in on Austin And cue the video Madison during scene you're in same person right now Grab my boner grab my boner and scene. Yeah, and it was like the special extended clip because I had a Dursor like God we're not to be able to show this for another year. That's what the hour long version of Austin pulling on his dick and running around the house.

Yeah, it's like when they show like the full end credits at the end of the NFL season because there are no more games left. They give like everyone finally credit on the production crew. That's what it felt like if I can talk and football speak for a second. Yeah, as long as we're, you know, we have a show about straight people, so it helps me. I started watching the Sugar Plum Ferry's dancing around in my head. I was like, I had to compensate for all my Carly Rae Jups and talk. There's never covering from that, okay?

Well, you know what? I support my musical taste. Just a kid that wants to apologize for who you've ever, who you listen to. Okay, how about that? Thank you, thank you. So, so, Chef basically, he's taking this Chelsea too and he wants Craig to take the other girl

who was in the video and our Chelsea's like, mm, okay. Hmmmm. Sounds like a terrible idea. What, what can I do? Except it's been trying to prove Madison's horrid, horrible, awful, and I think he lost that battle. Why, he cares? I don't know. Must be be reason.

She's like sitting on a banjo and her salon. So can you get back to cutting my hair? Yeah. I like that they're pretending that Shep hit on Madison one time is a big plot twist that nobody sees coming. We've known about this all year. They're acting like it's something that's going to be uncovered today. But we've already known about that. So she's like, well, have you tried,

have you tried to be with Madison? And he's like, why have a big memory of meeting her? And I guess trying to banger. Yeah. And then we see them talking somewhere where I don't know when was this? It was four years ago. They pulled up this footage from four years ago

of Chef Flirting with Madison. And he like, he tries to be flirtatious. and she's like, I don't think so. And so who knows, maybe that was the genesis of this anger. Also, you know what? I don't think it's even the same, Chef. He looks so different then. I mean, he doesn't look particularly young and healthy, but I think that now he's being played by a paper bag.

I mean, this is just not the same person. Today, he's just wasted this last episode. He's just, it's sad. It's sad watching. Chef, like if Patricia walked in and handed him a dollar, I would totally get it. I'd be like, finally, that insult makes sense, you know? Yeah, totally. Oh, so yeah, they show him flirting and he's like, is that your redneck voice? So, you know, he's always been super classy around Madison.

Yeah, exactly. And, and, and then on top of that, when we come out of the flashback, Shep goes, oh, gosh, she wouldn't last one second in my world. She's never gonna taste mom's meatloaf. Like, what is your world? Is that like a world of like waking up on the back of your bar in like a pool of spilled

schlitz? What is that? Yeah. You've got to have a lot of class to have everything be paid for by your parents and like just be a nothing who lays around all day and get shit faced. Yeah. It's like a real rough world to live in. And trust me, aside from having everything paid by my parents part, I've lived that life.

Okay. It's not hard to get into. Someone with some beer or I've lived that life. Okay. It's not hard to get into Someone with some beer or drugs can get right in okay? Shap we're not falling for this and who cares about your mom's stupid fucking meatloaf, okay? Yeah Yeah meatloaf sucks if you didn't suck you probably have somebody by now your mother sucks, too. She raised you What do you think of that? I think yeah, she's like the sweetest lady. Hey, screw you too, Chef. Mom. And let's just not bring meatloaf into this.

How about that? Yeah. Hasn't been the, Hasn't been love. And the song. And you're enough. You know, you have something in common with meatloaf. Besides the talent and the amazing singing voice.

Okay. But your trajectory to hell, you're, your facial trajectory. That's why am I being mean to me? you know chef you're ruining me. You should me love never did anything to me. I mean the figure. Shops in release an album called Gargit of Hell.

Her dies by the garsh. Gargit of light. I just like to apologize. Meatloaf who I know is sitting in some convertible somewhere really upset. Listening to this podcast. He's still alive, right? He is. I would love it if Meatloaf were listening to this podcast. I mean, didn't you write that Celine Dion song?

Calm to my window. No. No, no, that's most after-rich. No, the one that's like, It's all coming back, all coming back to me now. I mean, it's such a meatloaf. If he didn't write it, he should. Which I'll be totally into, like, a meatloaf versus lean Dion Maasuit. Perfect. I feel like meatloaf should sing everything, like, he's got money he's my sins he's not my blood woman

it takes over to fixi and Monica's job. He sings everything in minor. Okay, so let's go over the Naomi and her mother. Okay, so... Problebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleblebleble That Austin is that chef is bringing Chelsea and because because basically Like so who's chef bring do I know her and she's like yes? She's like really she's like yes because she was here, you know Thanking videos of you while you're having a threesome Right now He has no shame

He has no shame and He has no shame. And he's she's like, well, I mean, he must have some kind of relationship with her if he's inviting her. And he's like, uh, yeah, it's called the booty call. Yeah. You know, Shepp claims that Madison is a vindictive and eventual person. And that's exactly what he's doing right now. He's like exactly. I mean, it's insane to parallels in this tip right now. He's saying. So then we got a Naomi and her mom, and they're going to paint the bathroom.

And the mom's like, I brought the paint. And they also enters by going, cuckoo, which I appreciated. So they talk about my tool. And mom knows that it's time to get married, because finally Naomi's found somebody with some ambition and energy and I just feel bad for Craig as this whole thing is going on

because that was a lot of dinners that Craig had to sit through while the parents were just like disapproving in their French inside voice. I know. Like you've got to be able to hear a French inside voice because they don't hide it. Like you see it on their face. You just, you see their face like this,

but you hear like in your own head. How does your mouth look? Oh my God. This is your mouth, mouth, mouth. Yeah, because the mom Carol goes, she's like, no, your dad and I always know that you would never settle for someone typical or on rail track. And I'm just, she's like rail track.

I'm just imagining like Craig being tied up on a rail road track like an old time movie be like, no me, no me. Craig, you got your sub in this mess. You, you can do it. No me. Craig does not even a train on this track. Okay. You're at like a minitric off course know me What was that French movie with that Audrey tattoo? Oh Amelie amelie. Yeah, she's like we see Craig and we think

Meet the fuckers We see me tool we think meet the fuckers. We see Metool, we think oh my liiii! I have this little garden on my lawn and in my neighbor found it on the air lawn. We fell in love. We see Craig and we think and like this we see Metool we think. We think chocolate. So yeah, they love Metool and Naomi's tried to play it cool. She's like, um, yeah, I mean, look, like are we thinking about getting married?

Of course. Is it going to be tomorrow? No. Is it going to be the next day? Yeah, probably kind gonna be tomorrow? No. Is it gonna be the next day? Yeah, I probably kinda hope so, God. I'm just gonna say something. Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be?

Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be?

Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be?

Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? Do you think it's gonna be? with me. Yes. Am I going back to correct now? No. Yeah, still no. So let's go over to see Eliza. Eliza goes into the salon and I don't know what salon. And she's like, I made some leave. And she's got this sweet. I'm sure he's a very sweet gay, but he's wearing jeans after his ribcage. And I'm not sure how I feel about gaze wearing mom jeans, okay? It's like the penguins gay brother. Yeah, I know it's rough over there in Charleston for you guys, but make it effort

Wastelines You can't wear mom jeans gaze. Come on, we have to have some standards that we keep across all states. That's true. This is very true. Like, I think everyone should look to Wilson. He is our, like, he's my personal favorite gay on Bravo. And I think that he's really the standard bearer of what, what, what we could all be. Yeah, Wilson. Wilson's pretty cute. So let's go over to where are we now? Oh, yeah, we're at the salon still.

Sorry, I'm sorry. I was like, that's the only note I took. I wasted two jeans and this one, now he is in the can. Yeah. So Eliza's there being boring and then Ashley walks in and they just say, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, I'm so sorry. Just I just want to forgive gasket for your forgiveness.

Like, I you haven't done anything to me. Oh, just I'm doing that on smack. Doing it on. Yeah, I'm just practicing. Yeah, that's back. So they start talking Ashley's like, any fun plans coming up or something? Any fun plans?

That would be great. Any fun plans, any fun plans coming up or something. Any fun plans? That would be great. Any fun plans, any fun plans, analyze as well. Like, well, Miss Pat is throwing a cocktail party. And Ash is like, huh, really? And meanwhile her poor hairdresser, he's like looking at they, they pan up to him. They tilt up to him.

And he's like trying to figure out Ash's hair and his eyes are just bulging like oh my god this is the greatest professional career I have ever encountered what do I do with this thing? Yeah, so they start talking about this party and Ashley's already in a manic state you know she's like yeah well you know my problem with Catherine my problem with Catherine Chelsea was a senior Patricia and signing with her instead of Catherine and I hate her for that. I Hate her for it. I was like whoa She's a piece of shit, okay. I'm so regretful that I ever believe that bitch and the hairdresser was like Oh my god

You have too much hair to be going off like this right now. I need you to be still okay the hairdresser this gives a camera look like holy york he's like old tangled up in her hair at this point he's like let me out yeah he's like having made this look probably wouldn't have said that if she hadn't steered me to saying it, I was doing her dirty work. That's what I was doing. I was doing her dirty work. She was stirring the pot, stirring the pot. And then one day she just woke up and said, Hey, I'm going to be from the Catherine now.

Now, Ashley, I hate to break it to you, but have you also considered the idea, as long as you're open to the idea that you have been manipulated, are you open to the idea that, I don't know, maybe it was Thomas who pitched you against Catherine? I don't know. He seems like he has much more of a motive, and it also makes sense that if the reason why Patricia suddenly stopped hating Catherine is because Patricia suddenly had an aha moment where she realized that she too was being manipulated by Thomas. I don't know, just putting that out there. Maybe the guy you're trying to get with is maybe the guy who's the one who's the problem here,

not Patricia. Well, and he's still sending her out to do his dirty work and stuff. I'm just so stupid. So she's like, I don't know why people can't see it. I mean, that bitch called me a gold digger. And then we get the clip of it, which is. Yeah.

And she's like and and Eliza's like well no one really has any issues Patricia Miss Patricia and Asher's like well of course not because they see what happens when they go against her I'm like what happens you don't get invited to like afternoon tea like I don't know like what is Patricia like does she have a firing squad in the back like yeah you don't get invited like what is Patricia, like does she have a firing squad in the back? Like, yeah. You don't get invited to the civic center for a ball. That's what happens.

Yeah, exactly. You don't get invited to a ball. I mean, to be fair, Cooper went up against Patricia and now he's probably, I don't know, working at Sizzler. But, so I guess. Well, he went up against Patricia and lived to tell another tale, because, but then he went up against Catherine.

It's like you can't go against every person all the show, you know. Yeah. Oh, he lived to tell the tale and tell the tale and tell the tale. And then tell the tale again and then tell the tale. And he still tell the tale. And he's telling that tale on a rental bus for tours around Charles Stade apparently.

I know. Oh, there's a chap made out with a woman, Tell on a rental bus for tours around Charles stay in the fair. There's where chef made out with a woman, which is the way it's supposed to be. Here is where I have the idea to have to start up Charleston's first annual 100th anniversary ball of straight people having relationships with each other and us gay people being on the sidelines where we belong belong I'm Cooper. Yeah, I feel like Cooper came up with straight pride. You know how straight pride is like trying to be a thing now. That's so him. Whatever happened to tradition and straight people be straight.

I'm starting to parade around the pineapple fountain. As a native non-Tarastonia and whose family spent three generations not living in this city, it's my honor to throw a ball that in its 10th year is celebrating its first year to celebrate straight people and straight people being together. Long live wombs! Long live wombs! Long live, long live, long live, whooms in, not crack a jacket that our cool fashion. So a lot of us is doing that. Oh my God, forgive me, this is important. I'm going to read my Bible to you. Shut up.

Opalizer. Hmm. Yeah, I should say, I will never forgive her for that. For call me a gold doger. Come as a bitch and she's going down. I don't read my Bible way up. Apple Liza, you invited Satan to the Willow Salon, okay? Liza's had the worst arc, maybe of anyone on Southern Charms.

She went from the first episode being our potential mega villain to replace Ashley, so we were all excited, and she was like crazy and brash and whatever. To this episode where she's like saying like, Pablo says, we're giving this and wearing like, like weird 1992 flower dresses to this party. I'm like, what happened to Eliza? She was supposed to be our hope. So I know what happened. Your arc was too quick.

You're supposed to be a villain, the entire season, not just the first time. I mean, yeah. So then we go over to Austin. He's calling Madison to give her the warning and Austin's just hilarious because he's always so nervous to talk, you know, it's like, let bad news like I'm gonna get yelled at. I'm gonna get yelled at. I'm gonna be yelled at. Yeah.

So it's like, so I don't want to keep it too long long but I had a chat with Bailey and I assumed she was going with shop But she said no she wasn't going with shop and I found that she's bringing Chelsea's squad Yeah, math is like what a shit fucking person And yeah, I'm like that girl set up a video in your house. You're taking a better than that. But he is a shit person Yeah, and I was like you know what? I know chef is just trying to get a rise out of us and like, I'm not gonna give Chef that. Instead, what I'm going to do is pull Chef aside at the party

and yell at him and get really mad. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, well, right, this is just fucking awesome. You know what, it is fucking awesome. It's your first year and you get a finale fight. And it gets to be with SEP, the worst fucking monster right now on the show. So, yeah, seriously.

I'm fun with this. Okay, this is a gift. Yeah, I mean, like, you know, it's interesting because Madison was sort of like on the back burner for the first half of the season, but she's really come on strong in these past few episodes. It's been great, great work for her. Like, I mean, yeah, this is really a gift,

a gift from the reality gods for Madison to be given this platform. She's a far cracker. She is a land. Let's go over to the William Aiken house, how? Yes, I wonder if it's related to Clay Aiken. Yeah, or the Aiken family who ran the Jupiter dinner theater when I was an apprentice in my glory days. It's all tied together. Ladies and gentlemen, Clay Aiken featuring Meatloaf. Meatloaf playing the late Richard Aiken, the owner of a dinner theater. Actually, a fun question was Clay, we're Clay, Aiken and Meatloaf on the same season of the celebrity

printus. I don't know. I don't care. Wow, I mean, this world can tie together in so many interesting ways. I do care. I don't need to dismiss you. No, you were just speaking to the audience. It's okay. I wasn't dismissing you as dismissing Aiken and Meatloaf together. Okay. I've already been through my Meatloaf drama today. I don't want to make Meatloaf cry again. Oh. It's just pulled back on the road, stopped his tears from the face.

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Oh, God, she loves the finale. This is the second time she's rolled on the floor laughing today. Yeah, she is having great time. And the back of her mind, she's like, you've been my butt lift for 45 years and you still don't know when I want my red carpet. So she goes in to check on everybody working all the worker bees and she's like, so I suppose someone's gonna try and give me some hideous shoes in here. Here's a dollar. I brought some canned soup for all you to say. Love the shelter. Here you go. This one says it is alphabet so you can actually learn to read water. You there you go. You're working hard. I can tell. Here's a ha ha ha ha ha ha Look, that one, that was the last

one of its kind. Bah, rhinoceros. That was just awesome. That was just awesome. That was just a god single blesses heart. Here, I have a dollar rhinoceros. This was like, I love this. I love, but you say I'm sorry, I'm this. I love would you say I'm sorry? Nothing over you. Oh, I was I actually was talking over you. You were already talking and I started I had something really important

Missing I just made a puppy the buffalo reference. That's all I'll puppy the buffalo. Never forget. No So she goes up to the little silverware section where they're gonna because I guess it's gonna be a buffet and she's like Well the silver's fine, but that holder looks like a butterchirner Now I don't know about this. Let's see. Let me look at this silverware. Now why are you getting out of the disposable stuff? Like, um, man, this is silver. Like I said, the disposable stuff like, uh, man, this is silver. Like I said, the disposable stuff. Even if this is a casual event, I'm not about to love my stand on.

I'm going to go home and get ready and get a face left in some lapis. Like you see on X, like you gave Patricia. It's like you see on X like the game Patricia is rolling. She's literally rolling rolling the trials. That mean a great day. So now we go now it's time to get ready for the big ball. And everyone's coming over to Catherine's house. Cameron just barges in. Doesn't even knock.

So now the not I thought the knocking arc was already fulfilled when there was a soft knock last week, but now they just not even knock in, but they just walk in. And Catherine has just showered and she's like in a kimono, which is amazing. Like again, you just never know what Catherine's gonna do next with her look.

I appreciate it so much. And Cameron comes over with her, you know, bitchy entrance as usual. Say, um, Allah, honey, I'm home. You showered last time I was here. You didn't even have furniture. Oh, wow, this furniture is very Catherine. Wow. Oh, you get that at a Gwen's tag sale. Did you? So, um, everyone's like, so what's everyone going to be wearing in Catherine's like, um, I don't know how to describe it. She's just going to come into like a UPS box. Catherine, it wasn't a costume party.

A bow made out of Amazon Prime tape. Cameron has something to say after everything she says. She goes, uh, is she, Catherine goes, I don't know how to describe it. It's just go figure. She's like, I don't know how to describe it. She's just going to come into like a UPS box. Catherine, it wasn't a costume party. A bow made out of Amazon Prime tape. to say after everything she says she goes, uh, is she, Captain goes, I don't know how

to describe it, just go figure. She's like, is that a kimono you're wearing? And she's like, yeah, it's vintage. And she's like, how do I guess? I'm like, geez. I'm like, Cameron. Calm down over there. So all the girls start arriving and they're little stylist ladies or whatever

and let the male Rebomac entire show's up to do some, to do some air. I thought it was more like the male and Julian. That's good actually. He was the male and Julian. It's like he was truly like like ready to reboot its a living. Yeah which I'm down for. Now why is it that the South is more like I guess strict? What am I trying to say? Like anti gay, I guess. And this maybe that's a pretty big question. And I don't know if I'm going to answer on the podcast. Do we have a wide and diverse audience? Yeah. Well, I don't mean, I mean, like it would be tougher to be gay in the South. You would think, right? Because it's like really religious and stuff like that. But then the gays are so much gayer.

Yeah. I think it's almost like a, okay, I think there's a few things going on. First, maybe on some level, it's almost like you are so repressed that then when you do finally come out, it's like, blah! You know? Every day is a parade, yeah.

And then the other thing is I also feel like the women in the South are bigger and so I just feel like, you know, like, you know, why not just be as big as the women if you're gonna be out, you know? Yeah, you go for it, yeah. I can't believe that. We know the Judd is not from Albany, New York, okay? Okay, well that's, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, I just find it curious I'm fat ladies are like they're like baboon I just feel like I came out as gay too young and so I'm used to it now because I'm so old and so like every day is not a parade like I've gotten to the old Navy stage of being a gay and I just I just wish I had that time which it was like mascara time, you know and like just fabulous hairsprout Really tight leopard pants and I think I could rock that and now I could and I'd look like Leah D'Allaria if I did that But if I did that like when I was young, I mean, I don't know. I just feel like I missed the boat, you know Listen, you know, it's never too late. And if Bravo has shown us anything, it's that you could be 65 and still be like a big loud crowd gay. So, you know, like you do you,

you do what you be a delivery guy. Thank you, babe. You know, it's not funny that I'm sitting here doing a Bravo podcast every day and worrying for them not gay. Like, hello. Yeah. It's kind of funny also that you were sort of shaming me for being super gay and now we've uncovered the fact that maybe you are projecting or having counter-transferred. I think so. Oh, gay inadequacies. I think so.

I think this is our Friday this week. So I think I'm going to leave this show today and just be as gay. You're on a page. I think this is the opening. Yeah, I think this so. This show is the opening for me. It's going to be a new Ronnie baby. I want you to have a mama D wig, a page mean a mascara and just like sing songs, sing some good old show tunes that as you walk down the street to Whole Foods. But I literally already have all those things, which is why I think I'm finger-indiculous. You're gay and I.

Okay, so the point is all the girls are getting ready, and I'm jealous of every gay in the room. So Cameron's like, I gotta go first, because I'm a mother. So I think I get to go first because that baby. Yeah. And then we see that mature gave Naomi a little bit of a promise ring. And then they get into the real good stuff, which is romantic because the ring was for her to promise not to ever try and get a Rice Krispie treat at a coffee shop again.

So it was weird. Yeah, it was really weird. Rice Krispie treat, the ring snaps. It's like one of those things you snap and it's like, was really weird. It was a Rice Krispie treat to ring snaps. You know, it's like one of those things you snap and it's like, no, you don't want the Rice Krispie treat. It's like an odd chastity belt of sorts. So, uh, so then, uh, Catherine's, uh, friend was at the salon the other night at the non-Willow salon and overheard Ashley saying that she's gonna crash the party tonight. Yeah, and everyone's like, oh my god, could you imagine?

But even more shocking is when Cameron says that Jason might be coming to the party. Everyone's like, what? Now that's the realty. What is going on with that? Yeah, that is pretty extreme. I'm wondering what brought them to this point. Yeah, exactly. Something must have been something must have gone down. Like Cameron has something over her husband at long last. Yes, or he's finally just like, wait a second. I need to see what the hell's going on in this show. No, you know, what's probably happened was that basically Cameron's like, you know,

what materials come in and he's shot scenes and he's a doctorate and he's in residence. So he has even less time. So you have to come too. Yeah. And then Jason was probably like, oh my god, I finally have somebody who's not a social terrorist to talk to at a party. I'll come. I'll come talk to another doctor. He's like, I'm going to go and I'm going to have a amazing rice crispy treat. Oh, I can't have one either. Oh, why is Naomi snapping herself with that ring? So Catherine's talking about how she's bringing Hunter and she's like, y'all, I call him a chicken nugget and he calls me honey mustard. I'm saucing. I'm saucing. It's like, hmm. so. So.

And also a hunter looks like he's 10 years old, which makes it even weirder. He didn't, I don't, we saw him at our show. And then he was super nice and really cute. He didn't look, he didn't look so young. I'm like, hey, I know. I mean, I thought he looked young, but he didn't look that young. I think that like his natural look is like a little baseball cap

and like a some sort of like leather jacket and that makes him look older. But when he is like in formal wear, he's like uncomfortable in it obviously. And so he just looks more like a little kid who's like dressed up for church. Yeah, like a kid who asked to put on a suit for Easter, whatever. Yeah, exactly. Those were the news. So, so, so Catherine then announces that she and Hunter are gonna be going to the party with Madison and Austin

and Danny's like, oh. Oh. It was like a fly just like went right into her throat. She's like, oh Danny, you look like you're having a conneption. You know, did Madison ever apologize to you? I would love to know, I bet she has. Isn't that funny Catherine? The girl that you are going to the party with said that Danny got

Climidia. Isn't that funny? And Danny's like great, you know, that's really great Catherine. That's great. I hope you have fun. I hope you have fun. Catherine's like, well, they just, you know, they just asked me kind of last minute, you know, so I just said we would go. She's like, oh, well great. That, you know what, it's weird that you're just going with them at all. That's all, that's all. Do we have to talk about them? Can we not talk about them for one day?

She's like, but the party's tonight. So that's a day. She's like, well, then one hour can have one hour. Cameron's like, how about we talk about your art? How's that going? Danny, here's what you say. I got Columbia from CHEP. He's a prick.

I got rid of it from taking some antibiotics. Done! Yeah, exactly. Smart, that big of a deal, okay. We use the definitely active young person in 2019, okay? We have prescriptions now. Yeah, it's okay, but Dan is like spiraling. She's just like, I just, I love how it takes these,

but he would do it and you will have it. You will have it. My best friend should be like, I'm more than anyone else. Which I, you know, I guess is true. I guess I should be on Danny's side. But yeah, but I just, I just think it's funny how she just like tries to like manage her feelings and I just come bubbling to the surface regardless.

Sort of like, yeah, sort of like me when I'm like told like, let's basically the way Danny acts the way I act with about a plane and a flight attendant. I'm like accidentally misses my row with the snacks and I'm like, but, but, but, but, but, but, I mean, I don't want to make a scene, but like, I feel overlooked and neglected and I feel like I have to say something And like can we just like not talk about this act for 24 hours, please? That's when you have your real relationship trauma When you're overlooked by a service person bless your heart Danny probably has like a whole room filled with like hidden watercolors that are like killer clowns You know, it's like a clown eating a baby's head off, you know, but then the front is just like, a nice serene boat on the pond.

So, Catherine's like, you know what then, I'm going to text them and I'm going to say, no, because you're right, that was fucked up of me. And then we go, that's a real friend. That's a real friend. And then it goes, you didn't have to do that. You shouldn't have to do that. You shouldn't have to do that. Well, you're the one who made us think about it, Danny. So, um, yeah, I get it. You know, you got to stand with your girl. Yeah, you do. No, it's like, it was like, hey, fly the tenant. He just just just been, you wanna go have lunch, you'd be like, oh, honey, that's like, so me,

because not only you're like, hanging out with the woman who overlooked me, you're actually having food with her, which is the whole crux of my issue with that woman. Yeah. So, man, he's like, who's shepringing? And Chelsea says, Chelsea, I mean, not me.

It's another Chelsea. He was involved in that three-time video. And they're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Chelsea, I mean, not me. It's another Chelsea. He was involved in that three-time video. And they're like, oh, he went, went. Which, Chef really fucked this one up. Like, why did you tell anybody you dumbed him? Yeah, like, yeah, why was this your first season for Christ's Day? Isn't this like season six? Like, you should know how to do finale surprises by now, sir. Yeah, exactly. So now everyone's getting dressed, getting ready for the big ball, et cetera, and Austin's with Madison.

He's like, I'm just, I'm glad that I reconfund my decision to go with my heart over my drinking buddy. And you know what, I'm finally doing what I want to do. I'm like, Austin, you have no job. And you like, started with the idea of making a beer called Trop Hop. I think you have been able to do what you wanna do. Yeah, I don't think there's ever been a time in your life

that you haven't been able to do what you wanna do. And so she's like, my dress is tight. Could you please help me bucka my shoe? And he's like, you shoe. I don't even know how to do that. A girl's shoe like, what? And she's like, just do it. And he's like

Just so Saying now it's insane right now. I did it. I buckle the shoot now. That's love. Oh my god. That's your that's that's that's the new father of your children Yeah, I buckle the shoe. I've oh oh shoot. I spilled a drink on the floor too while I was down there. Oh, I'm staying He just looks like a congressman. He has congressman hair. He has like the congressman neck. Like an ineffectual congressman. Yeah, he just looks like he's always having a fundraiser for some bullshit at a car dealership. You know what?

He's going to be the one that passes that bill. That at the time, like, okay, fine. Like, okay, so like a bill that seems like totally ineffectual, it's like, okay, so like, we're gonna make a bill that says you can, we should like fill in potholes and then like, 10 years later when there's a national controversy and we're like, we're like, banish these things forever and like, well, we can't because there was a bill that was introduced 10 years ago that says that when potholes are filled in, we must also always keep these things and we're like

Stupid loophole bill and it's because Austin introduced it. Oh, yeah What do they call that the pork bill where they just shove a bunch of stuff in there? He's like I filled problems, but I also have a bridge over a pond named after me He has a bridge and someone's mouth name after him. So now you okay over there? Trap is on demand I can see when you're hacking up a lot. I tried the new vape flavor and it didn't work very well. The turns out your lungs dropped out, really love being bathed in blueberry scent.

Oh, that crazy. Wow. From the people who brought your trap hop comes blueberry vade. It's insane right now. It's insane in your lungs. Lung hop. Lung hop. Yes.

Oh. So it's time for the event. And Patricia and Mike drive up again. And there's like this lady on stilts with her dress acting as the red carpet, the purple carpet if you will, that's what single people wear. Yeah, I knew that there'd be a lot of poor people so I thought I'd dress sort of bowho. Here, I'm in a golden calf tab, just like a poor person would. Yeah, I'm in a golden calf time just like a poor person was So there's contortionist and everything at this party and Chelsea's first Which is so sad because Chelsea's got to be bum that she's the only one that doesn't have a date for the night

And she's like first, you know, she doesn't care. Chelsea's like she's got big dick energy Chelsea does have big dick energy. You know, yeah. I don't know how it happened, but she has it. She really does. She really does. B-B-E. Yeah, good for her. So she's like, well, fancy. What a little dance fancy, tear. This is fancy. So she talks to Patricia and Patricia's like, have you met Mr. KL? He's security, international, local, investigative, and he packs heat. He also makes a fine salad. and Mr. Kale would be there on a moment, Ronnie. Enjoy your last minutes podcasting. Someone heard me choking on a blueberry mate. Mr. Kale, that's like the,

that I can't tell. Let the lead threatening name ever, huh? Yeah, I can't tell if it's one of those names that's so unthreatening that it then becomes extremely threatening, you know? You know how sometimes movies do that? Like Mr. Cottonball, like, no, no, no, no Mr. Cottonball. Yeah, mr. Cottonball is the killer

so Mr. Kale and then Cameron comes in bitching about around rations. I don't like this dress. It's too long. I don't like it I feel more man Well also we have to appreciate Jason's first on camera appearance because Well, also, we have to appreciate Jason's first on camera appearance because she gets out of the car and then the music is like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do he would like if powder had children, you know, he's just like super white. Yeah. He looks like he went to Austin's fundraiser to get into office. Like this morning, I got a call from Bank of America and of course it was straight to the email and they were like, oh, maybe we have to call them back

then. I guess so. We both got like, I'm your business consultant in Bank of America and I have important things to talk to you about. That's the exact same thing he said on my voice now. If you could give me a, I guess we have to call him, but it just sounded like one of those things, like, it's very important. And then you call them and they're like, now for 5% you can come in here and get a new loan for a bloody blah. That's exactly what it's going to be, by the way. Okay. you have important things to talk to you about. Have you ever considered a starfish banking card? It's great to get $10 off all petting tanks.

Please call those little after you. And then tell me what he says. I will, I will do that. Because I know that anybody, anybody who calls me saying I have important business things to talk to you about, I know it's a damn lie. Like, don't have any business. Okay, so Cameron, yeah, so everybody just starts arriving.

And Catherine arrives in a see-through dress. I'm not really sure what's going on with Catherine. She's, it's like, so she has this giant red, it's like, I think it's a soul, it's like a wrap of some sort. It looks like she's like, being birthed from a flower. And then her dress is sheer, but she has something under it, but basically you just see her legs.

So she looks sort of like a pin up, but not, but she's technically in a dress, it's like a, it's a look. Yeah, it's a lot of look. So she comes in with little hunter and With me I've just got a lot of hellos here. I'm so sorry everybody. Yeah, that's all right. It's like a little mother Yeah She's like kill ha He's like stop it mother in my head. She's like what I'm standing right here. I said kill her. He's like oh

mother in my head she's like, well, I'm standing right here. I said kill her. He's like, oh, kill the poor person. That was a joke, Whitney, because which one would you choose? They're all poor. Which ever, whichever one is poor enough to take a full kind of a butterchona. So, so Whitney needs Hunter. So, Catherine introduces Whitney to Hunter. And, uh, she's like, um, you guys should play together. And we need to say, yeah, we should jam, mother. Like, what's totally jam. And Hunter's like, are you a player? He's like, dude, I shred metal. I'm like total hard rock Not shredding shred mother Char Char to play guitar and Hunter's like yeah He's like I've been on TV And when he's like cool, man

Yeah, like I'm like you ever meetaf before like man. I could do like Two out of three and bad man. That's my jam. I just shred that song and then hunter just starts abiding the inside of his cheek like Is are they all like this? You know like Jesus crying? He starts talking on Catherine's leave. Can I go to the bathroom? I have to go really badly. I told you you should have gone before but I have to go now. Okay chicken nugget. I'll be back honey mustard. So um Jason is talking to the tool and they're like Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. 10 C C's of friendship stat. So Cameron comes up behind my tool and is just smelling him. And he's like, what's going on here?

And they always like, she's assaulting you. And he goes, it's not assault if it's welcome. Know what I'm saying. Rice crispy tree. I'm calling you that because I don't want you near me right now. Stay on the shelf rice crispy tree. I'm talking to a naked juice over here. So yeah, so people are all, they're like showing up and more people are showing up and there's or else they're like showing up and more people are showing up and there's Dr. Talk. I said Jason Mutual have Dr. Talk. Dr.

Talk to what you said. So the Madison Madison and what's his buttons or the car. I feel sick. Yeah. And he's like, don't, don't, you know, what rebound? You know what I mean? Like this is it. This is our time. I'm trying to stay positive, but like, do I just feel bad for anyone coming after me tonight. That's all I'll say. I made a trip to the sexual disease doctor and got a file on everybody in this place. I went to the Mayo Clinic and turns out they have entire, entire wings dedicated to studying what goes on in our group. Tyre, Tyre Wings dedicated to studying what goes on in our group.

So anyway, so they arrive and then finally, we see Shep Craig, Chelsea, and this other girl, I forgot her name, but the two girls from the video and Shep is like, Shep is like, gosh, this is going to be fun, you three. I'm into it. Sort of like, you know, almost as fun as humiliating a person on the street just trying to gather cans. Garsh hilarious. Yeah, same diff. So back inside, camera's taking pictures with the tool. Madison comes in and says hi to Patricia

and then sheppin the hose arrives. Yeah. So they get out of the car and you know there's that like semi carpet thing that's part of the dress and she's like, do I step on this? Looks like it's part of her dress. Sorry. It's always like pretending to be like, oh cute. And then he wipes his shoes on it.

And he's like, like it was like some, I don't know what it was, but like, I know it wasn't really her dress, and I know it was also a carpet, but there was something about him wiping the shoes on the dress that like, even as a joke, I just kinda like, it just like registered as like, parking my territory that I, this is what I do and what I would do to you. And he's like, I had a little dirt on my shirt,

I had to get it off. Oh, the girls like. So then inside Madison's talking to Catherine and she's like, he looks so hot. Catherine says how supposed to be working. And then Madison just stares at her like blank, blank, blank. And Catherine means like one of the contortionists, you know. and they see now. So then, um, Chef comes in and he pulls a sheena. He's like, yes. It's all happening. Oh gosh. So Austin, um, Austin sees Chef coming in with the girls and he gets all nervous and he

starts clutching the bar menu. That's in the picture frame. He's like, oh, that's all done. Something picture frame. You're the only one I have right now actually I love you I love you I love you and I want to be with you picture frame you're insane you're insane frame right now you're insane sapele in your dick Austin so he's really upset to see Craig there with the other girl because he's like Jesus it's one thing I knew that chef was gonna do really upset to see Craig there with the other girl because he's like, Jesus, it's one thing.

I knew that Chef was gonna do this, but to see Craig, it's like, Craig, you're such a fucking porn, Craig. Yeah. Yeah, Craig me while he was having his own issues because he like chose a shirt that was like this giant collar. And I guess Michelle fixed it and he's like, well, apparently my collar was out.

This archaic device has really taken me down tonight. So Cam's like, who'd you bring? And he's like a girl named Michelle. She's the girl from Austin's video. And she's like, okay, shut, come over here. So now which one did he actually bang? And he's like, she says neither. And I think if they're so secure in their relationship

They should be comfortable in front of them is Just really such bullshit right yeah, um and then she came to like well Do you think that Madison will will will record will know them or recognize them? It's like I don't give a fuck honestly evidence, by how agitated I am right now. I know. Foot-tap, foot-tap, foot-tap, foot-tap, foot-tap. So then Don and Eliza are at the party too. And he's like, can I give you your purse, Mac?

I've been carrying this thing the whole time. Someone else wanted to be Eliza's pet for a second. Like, shut up, fake-kick Don. Okay, so I'm new Jersey Don. Okay, so who Jersey Don? Yeah, I think it's okay to hold the purse for two hours if it means we're gonna be getting that line house inheritance, except guess what, he won't be

because Eliza married someone else, like, very recently. Oh no, she didn't really marry him. She's a wedding model, apparently. The things she's not on Instagram. I didn't know there was such a thing as a wedding model. Wow, it's like when first season of Summer House, I mean, that Jacqueline, who was a fit model, because she just fits in things. Yeah. Oh, God, this channel teaches me a lot of things. And also, Don, you can stand there and hold your Chinatown knock off Louis Vuitton for a second. Okay, what else are you going to do?

No one else wants to talk. Shut up, Don. Yeah, shut up, Don. Like, I'd rather just hold that instead of, you know, you could be holding something worse. You could be holding like a dead corpse, and that's worse. Yeah. So Danny and Madison are outside talking.

Danny basically, Danny takes Madison, who's hyper hyper ventilating at this point, you know, she's like, what do I do? So she grabs her and takes her outside and Austin's like hi Madison. Okay, then She's not gonna say hi to me. Oh God, please be on my team. Please be on my team tonight. Please be on my team So she goes outside and Danny's like, listen, Madison. I was like, it's just a total fucking ambush. It's like, no matter what happened between us, this isn't cool. It's like, believe me, I feel like total shit

about talking about Climedia. I mean, I could have brought up the her PC gave you the warts. No, no, no, stop that. Listen, Madison, listen, regardless of what happened between us and what happened between us, the things you said about me, and it's totally unwarranted that you still haven't apologized for yet,

but regardless of those things that happened between us, and I'll put myself in it for no good reason, except to be a better person, but regardless of what happened between us when you were a total bitch to me, I'm on your side. Yeah, it's like believe me. I'm on your side. Yeah Danie's like I'm at it Austin about it fuck Austin She's like well he told me that and I should have just bottled that up because well first of all

Wasn't true. Okay, first of all was not true Second of all it wasn't true and Second of all, it wasn't true. And third of all, I'm on your side Because you're on the side of that wasn't beat that wasn't true right? And that's just like I'm so sorry and then they hug. That was nice. I was like a nice. It was nice Exactly respite until next year Right, and then Craig walks up to Hunteron Craig walks up to Hunteron, Catherine, and Austin, and he's like, hi. And he's like, what's up to Austin? And Austin goes, what is up?

Craig. Craig is like, um, technically this is ceiling, but it depends how far up you want to go, because then it's like the sky. And then like, well, Austin, the universe really knows what's up or down, right? So Craig has been given his prepared answers, right? So he's like, well, if you guys are solid, it shouldn't matter. Okay, so we brought the girls from the video and Catherine's like, you did, you dick.

So now Greg starts the back track. He starts to, well, I just needed a date and Shep said he had a date and like, pillow business is really stressful sometimes. So I guess I don't think things the room. He's like, and Austin's like, well, you're a pawn. I hope you enjoyed because he's playing chess and you're a pawn and Catherine's like, he plays checkers actually.

So then Stepan Cam are talking and Cam's giving him shit. And he's like, what? We used to be friends. I know the girl. So what's the big deal? I've had a girl that I know to a party. It's like, oh come on. Up all the girls that you know, you had to invite that one. Yeah. He goes, well, just because he got drunk and invited, two girls home doesn't make me not be able to hang out with these two girls. Garsh. You don't see the humor in this?

Garsh. It's like, well, if you value your relationship with Austin, he's like, nope, that's just it. I don't value it. I don't value it, okay? Chef is like the worst emotional liar. Like, I've never seen someone be so obviously like untruthful about how he,

what is emotional state minute, where his emotional state is, cause this entire episode is people being like, Shep, deep down inside you, still like Austin, he's still your friend and you're just hurt right now. I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt at all. I'm happy right now. It's like, I mean, you gotta mean, you gotta cover up those emotional scars

with a better shape. Yeah, you came in here completely loaded, coked up out of your mind, probably, with a couple of flusies from a bar, like give me a break, dude. So he's like, well, she goes, you know, but I mean, they've made it, they made it past that and they're here together and they're they're doing better

And it's just not cool to do that. He goes oh, yeah It's one of the great romances in history. Everyone knows about it I know he's ruffled because he didn't like bring up a literary reference of a great romance You know, yeah, he's really up his game tonight. He's like pride and sensibility. I mean sense and prejudice. I mean Omelette ability Pride and sensibility. I mean, sense and prejudice. I mean, ah, gosh, omelette ability. The brother's garshmurs of. So, um,

so yeah, so basically, um, like, you know, uh, he's just pretending like he's so happy. He's happy. He doesn't care about Austin. So then we see Austin with Greg and Austin's like, you know, he's just pretending like he's so happy, he's happy he doesn't care about Austin. So then we see Austin with Craig, and Austin's like, this girl has zero importance to him that he brought, okay? He brings her specifically to be a slap and insane slap, it might even more insane face right now. Like, it's so insane, and you just see Craig be like, like his mind is just like blown by this like very obvious theory like what

Yeah, he's like I am kind of being an asshole like I guess like I don't care about taking that big of swinging him And now I feel bad for everyone involved like yeah, you feel bad because you got caught because he didn't know that chef had Told people so he thought this was to be a big surprise, you know. So everyone's already on the offense with him. Exactly. And Craig's like, I think that chef just doesn't like it. One other people are happy. I'm like, really?

You think? Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted to get set back, they should have just brought Chelsea Ballerini to choose other people over and over. Like, all right, it's time for Chelsea ballerini to say again. She could just get up there and be like I choose Austin Just watch them melt just watch his face melt. I choose Wilson. He's like, but that's not even I choose mr. Kale, but wait So back with Cam and Chef,

she's like, are you just jealous of eating some left chef? And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, he's real lucky. She goes, I mean, Chef, come on. And he's like, I mean, so now he's mad that Cam is not taking his side. And he's like, oh yeah, if only I could find myself with Madison, you fucking nuts, what's wrong with you?

Who would want like a very beautiful Woman who speaks up first off and has her own business and has all her shit together and and loves me despite my flaws Who wants that gosh you's ghosting? So Chelsea and Naomi and Catherine Chelsea's like well, I think we should set the record straight with these girls We should go up and talk to them and captain's like, well, I think we should set the record straight with these girls. We should go up and talk to him and captain's like, yeah. So I was right before that. We have Patricia scolding Whitney. She's like, Whitney, I thought you were going to shave.

You know, now you look like a regular. Gwyn's costume, if you know what I'm saying. He goes, he goes, oh, mother. The girls go to take them away to talk to the two new girls away to talk. And Austin goes over to Shepp and he's like, when did you talk? Let's talk. So the girls are outside. And what of them? Because what are we in sigma, sigma alpha, something, something now? I know. There are my roles are just everything you and uh... what of them because what are we sick the same alphys up uh... their own

just everything you think they would be and are there a lot of me have like the two women like that the two hookers from uh... fargo who like oh yeah one of them was real funny looking you know real funny looking you know i think i like i feel like that's what one of them was like but here's a thing by the way moving like I've been moving like this, so I, you know, it was just a thing,

stigmeh, simehoney. I go, good. But you know, I'm actually not mad at these girls and I'll tell you why, because Austin probably was like, yeah, hey, like come over, we're gonna party, we're gonna have fun times, they go over to his place, they have fun time, his girlfriend comes over as mad

and the two of them are made to look like, you know, a crazy horse when actually this is Austin's fault and they shouldn't be happy, they shouldn't have to take the fall because Austin said come over, it's cool. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I'm like, I'm actually on their side because I'm happy that they're making Austin's scrim. I think it's I think it's Shady as fuck that Shep has brought them. That's a different issue, but from the women's perspective, they're like, fuck it fuck it we don't care we don't give a fuck about this guy we truly don't unlike shepp who says he doesn't but we truly don't and he's made us like like whore so yeah we we don't mind coming here and making him squirm in front of his girlfriend why not yeah so can't yeah support other women yeah so camera's like well I feel like they are just using you all to

get back at Austin is what's going on here. Okay. I have a baby. I've mentioned that. And the one that Chelsea's like, well, that's fine. And nothing to do with what we're doing. Okay. That's exactly the exact at the point. Right. And the other one's like, yeah, nothing to do with what we're doing. And Chelsea goes, all right, here's the question, did you fuck him? They all start laughing. And so here's the thing, the Chelsea number two, Chelsea number two was like trying to tell the story and the blonde one, Michelle, she was a real problem because she was drunk and she kept interrupting

with bullshit. So she's like, well, you know, we got over there and then like the next morning we wake up to this crazy bitch screaming. Yeah, crazy bitch screaming yeah crazy bitch scream yeah I was like a friend yeah I was repeating everything yeah crazy bitch here screaming yeah the only one who was actually it was actually care to hear what these women said was Catherine who like did not do the oh I wouldn't say that because

everyone started interrupting and Catherine's just like, um, I would like to hear more. So I actually that that's not even a joke. I think it was actually kind of cool. So I think Catherine knows what it's like to be on their on their side. And it was like, I want to hear these women out. They don't care. Such. These women are such assholes.

I mean, they don't care about the actual situation and he's at fault, but whatever, you know what you're being brought there to do. And they're just like, let's do it. Absolutely. They're trash. Well, they were also lying to, by the way, like I support them going to make Austin's squirm, but I also feel like be upfront about it. Because they're like, no, we absolutely did not have sex. And then they just have this like, they just sort of stared at the girls as if like, do they believe it? Do they believe it? Do they believe it? Yeah. Oh, she's's like I someone's like then why was he naked she's like I don't care why it's naked now they're when it's like yeah we don't care why naked I just

wrote they keep babbling like it's like a babble of trash you know right in Chelsea's like uh well the moral of the story is not the one you fucked in like no no no no no no definitely not definitely not so then chef is doing that power move with Austin because they're both disgusting eaters so he's like talking with his mouth full and like getting food all over Austin's face you know he is and then Austin starts talking back with his way of probably getting spent all of her steps. Yeah, it was like, this was like a real battle royale. So, I was like, I mean, I mean, like, like, like, like, what the fuck's going on like And chef's like I could invite someone and Chelsea is one of a handful of people

I know so I took her and he's like chef that was the slap in the face You knew that's looking same right now. He's like yeah, I did because He's like like petty. You're so petty like I just never thought I'd see that in you I mean you're so petty like You're just saying that he's petty. I know I know chef's like car cars You just knocked over my glass on the carpet. Sorry So I mean here's the thing chef is just such a huge asshole, but at the same time one thing I do Appreciate is that one awesome like you're just doing this to fuck with me. You're being so petty and the shop's like, yeah, I was, you know, at least he's like,

he doesn't bullshit. He's like, yeah, no, I was, I was doing that. And it was fun. And I enjoyed it. No, he's not happy and carefree like that. He knows he's lost this one. He looks like total, he looks like a total drunk on the street yelling at you if you don't give him a dollar.

Look, this whole thing comes back to Giving dollars to people okay, so he's just like Bolitra and he's like yeah, was it sleepy? Yes But I'm not gonna die in the cross for you, bro. I'm not gonna dry down the cross. Oh, yeah I'm trying to destroy you and he's like Your man. Yeah, what cross is he dying on by the way? What does that even say? He's just Bol way, but is that even then he's just Belichorin and he's saying he's talking like an idiot so Austin like your mad at someone else not me And it's really disappointing and why are you so angry at me and chaps like oh sure player the victim go ahead Well, you has to scheme to humiliate Austin. So yeah, I think he's actually the victim here. Yeah, man

Craig comes up. he's like, hey, and he goes, Craig, would you fuck off, please? I just like rotates away and like has to a different corner. Like he's like, okay. He's like so used to it from Naomi. He's like that actually kind of turned me on. And you know that Chef is losing, well, we already know, but another sign he's losing is that he's doing the cross

like foot tap. It's like tap tap tap tap tap His foot's going crazy and he's like Austin. Sometimes a revolution is a good thing. And I'm not going to stand the way of some great love story And you've right off into the Sun. I mean it's called disassociation. It's called disassociation, which he's making no sense Yeah, I mean as I learned from the great documentary, The Vietnam War, sometimes revolutionary, or revolution, people like it, like Ho Chi Minh, people love him in the North, go hers. He's like, chef, chef, come back.

And he's like, yeah, this is disassociation. You really took that word right out of my mind, buddy. And since like this relationship's in ruins, okay? Bye, don't look the door hit, chapale. Yeah, and then so then we go over to Cameron, feeling Mr. Kale's muscles. She's like, oh, she just horned up this entire party. She's like, this is amazing, this is a great arm.

Hey, aren't you Catherine's other boyfriend, but with a mustache on? You are, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, totally. She's like, what are you, what are you used for weapons? You karate chop. And Patricia's like, feel this muscle. Ah, ah, who would have thought a pull could be so strong?

Am I right? Am I right? So you would think that Patricia can't really have fun because she's having to stand by the door to wait for fucking Ashley to come in. She's just like standing there the whole time. So finally she gets to start moving around. And Whitney is like, if she actually comes here, I mean, that takes audacity.

He's like, that takes balls and I testi to walk into this by prepaid. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's,

she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, then have a high class word It's gonna confuse everybody High-low culture, right? I love culture mother. So So then chef is like walking around and he finds Craig sitting out of staircase alone Shops like oh, hey, buddy. What's up? You're all sitting alone. What are you doing up there and Craig's like ah? Kind of hiding a little bit. Naomi yelled at me. Really? Well, she looked like Austin,

but I'm pretty sure it was Naomi. Oh, buddy. I didn't know that this was just deploy for your inferiority complex, which yes you did. And so that's not gonna let him get away with that. So that's like, oh, you knew exactly who was coming, Craig. And he's like, yeah, but I didn't know you were gonna brag about it all week.

It was supposed to be a surprise, you know? I like, now it's like you're doing it because you were just jabbing it Austin, like Craig, come on. You're not getting out of this. Yeah, Craig is, well, you know, if anyone could get out of it, Craig, because it is conceivable. He did not put two and two together. No, he knew.

He knew. So then off. He's already like, I feel bad. You know, we've done what we'll never do. It's kind of the difference. Exactly. Yeah, because it was actually kind of funny, because I feel like this entire party,

every time the camera's cut to Craig, he was like looking more and more crestfallen as he realized what he'd done wrong. You know, like, he's the one in the bank highest. as he realized what he'd done wrong, you know? Like he's the one in like in the bank high. He's just like, guys, this is wrong. We should turn back. Let's just like give ourselves in like no, shut up Craig. Yeah, I'm and he's gonna get shot. So then Madison and Austin are talking and Austin's like, well, we screamed and yelled at each other, you know, and everyone wants to talk about us being wrong for each other. And then I look at your face and I love you. She's like, she's like, excuse me.

I she like squeegees off all the saliva. She's like, this looked better now. Maybe a lot more now. So then it's time for the Catherine and Whitney discussion. Yeah. So Catherine basically goes up to Winnie and is and is like, I just want you to know that, like I was mad before, but everything's good now between us, cause I don't really care anymore.

I've got a new hot boy friend, so. Yeah, I don't even know what you're, I don't even know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? Shredding metal, I mean, not everyone has to care about shimmy shredding metal, cause I can do that. That's what I do. That know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? Shredding metal, I mean, not everyone has to care about me shredding metal, because I can do that. That's what I do. That's what we're talking about, right? Yeah. And he's like, well, if anything, this is gentleman. I was trying to protect our relationship, you know? So that's it.

And she's like, yeah, well, I'm over it. So don't worry about it. Okay. Go away. So now Patricia's with Madison Madison and they like you know She's giving Madison a little pep talk and saying how chef is really like overstep the line with what it was little little stunt that he's pulled tonight and she's like now you should go talk to chef Pasha because it will be hilarious partially because we great for ratings and partially because I just want to see his foot twirl around lots really exciting. We need a little air circulation in here. So she goes over to him and meanwhile Craig is trying to do shots with Matool and Nomi

and Matool's like, oh yeah, no thanks. I am still a doctor. Yeah. I do have to wake up early tomorrow. Okay, Bella, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, me you feel free to do one, you know, if you can live with those calories, go ahead. I would worry about Naomi doing a shot, but apparently they don't have Rice Krispy flavored vodka here. I'm sorry. Do they have hostess flavored shots here?

Ringding, ringding shots? No, okay, Naomi, you're okay, you're safe. So Madison's like, would you be willing to have a talk? Hey, your date's real classy, first of all. And he's like, God, that's a girl I've hung out with often. You know, three years on and off, geez. I was like, oh, really? For some reason, I just thought that with a nighttime hangout thing. And I was like, oh really? For some reason I just thought that was

a nighttime hangout thing. And he's like, well, sometimes we hang out in the day and sometimes it turns into night. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. So she's like, listen, I'm saying this one time and one time only.

I apologize. I'm just like, what? I was like, whoa, I know. I'm like, okay, very like aggressive apology. I apologize for what I said like what? I was like, whoa. I know. I'm like, oh, okay. Play a very aggressive apology. I apologize for what I said about you. It was inappropriate. It was crossing the line.

And I'm disappointed in myself for saying that. I'm not proud for how I've made everyone feel in this situation, given especially that you wanted to keep how much chlamydia you spread to how many girls a secret. Okay. Now, as far as Austin goes, he does value your relationship. And I don't want you to feel like you can't get back together, you know, and I don't think you and you don't think you will. And after tonight, he probably feels like that too. And she's like,

who are we feels? It was literally like the teacher having to pull like two third graders aside and be like, now you guys are really friends. friends stop fighting No, I hate him. I'm never playing kickball them again. Go And he's like I don't care how he feels and she is well that's a parent And he's like no, I don't care how he feels he deserves that Yeah, he deserves to have a little finger in his stomach. I'm like, I don't even know what that means if anything it makes me think of Pillsbury, but. Yeah. And she's like, well, you know, I know you hate me

and Austin got cropped in the crossfire. And he's like, I don't want to hate you. She goes, um, Chef, you've called me White Drash since day one, okay? And he's like, what's the problem with labeling things? Yeah. She goes, you know, I think you just don't like me because I'm not gonna let you say things about me and just take it, which I was like, yeah,, you know, I think you just don't like me because I'm not gonna let you

say things about me and just take it, which I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna take this any longer and further, I'm not gonna let Austin take it either. And he's like, oh, I thought you and Austin were stronger than a tire iron. Which, what? What? Yeah, Shep is really friendly because his like metaphors, they're sort of like me on a bad day, where I'm like, he's as silly as a, as a, as an unmade bed. Yeah. And Chef's only quality at this point that he can hang his hat on is that he's a good arquewer, you know, a good debater, and he is just failing and it's amazing. Yeah.

Higher iron. Yeah. Stronger than the Tyron Iron, Tyron Iron and she's like, we are. And he goes, oh, well then will you withstand that? Oh no, she goes, yes. And he goes, oh, well, what doesn't kill you? Makes you stronger, all. Oh my god.

Now this is not the time for Kelly Clarkson, OK? Well, now you're stronger. And she goes, I hope you find it. And he's like, oh, I'll fuck about strength or happiness whatever. And he's like, oh, I'll fuck about like strength or happiness, whatever. And he's like, oh, I'll find it. Somewhere with son and white sand and me with a big ass grin on my face.

I'll land. And alone. I like to chat the Jefferson cast away. Doesn't really work out that way. I know. Don't drag Wilson into this. He's like the nicest cast member on here. Ha, ha like an alone. He's like, well, no, how can I find it alone? She goes, well, it seems like you want to be alone. You just rat off people.

And he goes, you know, he's like, well, sticks and stones. Sticks and stones may break my bones. And she goes, but words obviously hurt you. my bones and she goes, but words obviously hurt you. He's like, no, they don't. I really don't care. Yeah. And he's just like, oh, she has like, like she has so won this argument. It is actually kind of amazing. And you know, and by the way, I mean, I don't believe that you have to be with another

person to be happy. I think you can be alone and extremely, extremely, extremely happy, just as happy, maybe even more happy than people who are together. But in this case, it's evident that Shep is clearly jealous of their relationship and I think everything that Madison says applies. These droid, just fucking destroyed. It was the best part of the season of watching Shep

just get destroyed and sit there like, with nothing to say in his foot, still tapping as fast as it can. And his face crushed up like a paper bag. I was like, oh, this is everything I needed to be. The fact that he had to like, resort to truly like the oldest rebuttal in all of like, you know, like human development. Six and stones may break my bones. The fact that he had to go there.

Yeah. I was like, wow, I've never seen such a white discussion. We can expect over mom's meatloaf, you suck in loser. So then he goes in, he's just like the creepy old man with a girl. He's like, oh, God, sorry about that. Did you find any insanity today? And she goes, no. Like, she's all sad that she didn't get into a fight with anybody

at a finale party. It's like I bailed my mission and I yeah so Austin and Madison leave and that's like 15 minutes later which I don't know why we needed to have to know exactly how much time it passed but okay so we see Ashley showing up at the place and like walking up the stairs. There's like a lot of like build up. Everyone's like, oh, this is a fun party. There's no Ashley here. What a nice time without Ashley. No, Ashley to be seen.

And is she coming up the back stairs? It looks like they have for her thing up the back stairs or something. And Cameron is talking to Jason. She's like, oh, Mitchell and I have this running joke. And he's like, what's the joke? It's like, that we're in love. And he's just, it just shows his face. And he's like, stoic.

Like, he has no experience on his face. I mean, it's more of a real, it's a, it's a very inside joke. I'm actually not totally convinced that Mitchell knows about it, but I know about it. So then Ashley's coming up the stairs and then Patricia's talking to the planner and then she enters. And she's like, hi, Patricia. Hi. And she goes, hello, how are you? Which I've never even seen Patricia smile like that before.

Yeah, she was. She was. I was like, wow, I was like, Patricia's being kind of like, this is the that like Southern fakeness to hear about like this huge smile like, how are you? But then I realized, no, Patricia wasn't like smiling because she was so happy to see Ashley. She was smiling because she was so happy that she was going to be able to throw out Ashley in a second. Yeah, she doesn't have to wait by the door. Oh, yes, I get to do it now, Mr. Kale and ask is like, well,

in southern charm tradition, we were just in the neighborhood. Patricia. She's like, Oh, yes, I can see that she nods at Kale. Yeah. Because have you met Mr. Kale? He's a super food. Yeah. And then of course, Ashley doesn't get her moment. So she just starts reciting all her lines. She's like, Patricia Patricia I know what you've done and the truth will come out what did Patricia do Ashley she made me talk about Catherine oh no so no you're free will Kale was taking her out and Wilson goes, there she goes. Yeah, there she goes. Wilson goes. And the best part also is that when Kale was dragging Ashley out, Patricia goes, Catherine, come here. And then the Catherine stands by Patricia's side.

And they stand side by side, watching Ashley get sent off. So even if what Ashley said was true and that Patricia hadn't manipulated this whole situation, that is such a boss move to be like, mm-hmm, I'm with Gath and I'm watching you go, you fail for my scheme. Later, be out. So then of course Ashley is that person who gets caught shoplifting and there's like you're hurting me when they take her out so she can try and see them later. Yeah, she's like you're hurting me. Please don't push me. Don't push me so hard.

Don't, don't, you're pushing me out. And Pitcher's just like, well, she was not going to bring a cat on a hot trailer roof in here. You know what I'm saying? Anyone get the reference? Whitney, you around? Mr. No. Steps like to get the- Oh, I guess not.

Oh, sticks and stones, sticks and stones, Garth. Garth is my bone. Yeah, he's like just totally malfunctioning. He can't think of one reference. I know. I'm rubber, you're a glue, everything you say. Melons is of me and sticks onto Craig. Craig.

So Ashley is like sobbing on the phone to Thomas. We see of course she calls Thomas. He turns out he's been behind this the whole time. You know, like down to the party. So she's outside sobbing to Thomas. And she's like, Thomas, they embarrassed me, Thomas. Oh, Thomas, they were pushing me down the stairs. And I'm in heels.

They were pushing me, Thomas. It's so aggressive. It's so aggressive. I got him fallin' and died. If only I hadn't he was like, we're pushing me down. It's so aggressive. It's so aggressive. I got him fall and died. If only I hadn't said right beforehand, it's okay. I can walk myself out. Oh, there was no aggressive in the way.

They stood sort of behind me as I walked myself down downstairs. Yeah. And she says, she tells her friend who looks just mortified that she's stuck with Ashley. You know, like, as being on TV worth it, you know, she's wearing like a wig and like a... Get it, it's french toe. She's like Madeline Stowe and 12 Monkeys running from like the cops.

She looks like she's in a disguise and, uh, Ashley's like, well Thomas said I should call 911. Should I? Should I call 911? I'm going to and the girl's like, let's just go. So then they walk off. She's the girl actually, there's's like a long moment the girl is like very still because she's thinking for a moment If I'm still they won't see me and then she's like oh, there's a camera right there. Yeah I'm just gonna very slowly shake my hand and then we see that all the girls are hanging off the balcony watching this whole thing They're all just like hanging down looking at her as she cries cracking up And so she starts walking off. And Catherine posted on her Instagram something they didn't show off the show. And that's all the ladies hanging off watching her walk away.

And all at the same time they went, bye Ashley. Oh, that's hilarious. And Patricia's upstairs going, haha Thomas, you humiliated me. That's the best money I have of spanned. Yep. And then one month later, we see Ashley's social media, she's going, she's moved back to California left Charleston behind, and she's now BFF with Landon. Yeah. I mean, what a great claimer of southern charm villains yeah what a perfect way to end it a shot of her and land in hugging uh... so good what a great season finale is been a long ass episode my goodness yes it was it was a it was a definitely a great season finale and you know before we uh... wrap up for the week,

why don't we do some crap in's mailbag? We'll do one question because it's been a long show. Okay, actually, okay, here we go. Ashley Stacey says, what do you both think about Steph being a true arsehole to the what most people have said? Oh, Chef, sorry, not Steph. I was like, Steph, what does Stephanie do? What do we think about shipping an asshole to the homeless woman and him referring to her as nice cans and his pathetic apology?

And so, I mean, we addressed this last week on our recap. Yeah, but we'll go listen to last week's recap. But what we did not talk to you to get that angry again. But what we did not talk to you to get that angry again. Well, we can mention is that chef has since deleted his Twitter. So, uh, sticks and stones may break his bones, but tweets will never hurt him. Never, never heard him. Apparently tweets hurt him. Um, by ass-y. Yeah. So, uh, that's it.

We're doing a really quick mail back today because of long episodes. Yeah, we're going to do that. I like that. Here's a question and oh, sorry, we already have to fly. I'm answering. I guess I should have read it beforehand. Yeah, but go listen to last week. We raged against SEP.

And frankly, it's our Friday now. I'm not going to rage. Look at me. Look at the smile on my face. This will actually get what's our Friday now. I'm not going to rage. Look at me. Look at the smile on my face. Okay. This all actually get what's coming to her. I just saw Shep get what's coming to him. I'm happy. Yeah. Well, I'm sure the reunion will be very interesting. Although, obviously, this won't be addressed on the reunion, but still, I want to hear what Shep has to say about all this Madison stuff because he's just been absolutely ridiculous this whole season,

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