Watch What Crappens - Special Guest Amy Phillips!

Episode Date: January 2, 2018

This week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the latest fights on "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "New Jersey." Then it's off to Long Island to talk "Princesses" and their horny dads. Along the way, there's plenty of gossip about Vicki Gunvalson and "Below Deck." Plus, Amy talks about her experiences with Ramona Singer, Lea Black and "Watch What Happens." Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, hello everybody. Ronnie can be found at trash tweet TV on Twitter, and trash talk TV on Instagram. I can't remember. Yeah, trash talk TV. I know I have too many names on too many different things. That's a consolidate, it's so hard. Either way, just go to follow him on Twitter and then from there you'll find all his other social networks.

And we don't have a dearest Matt Woodfield this week, although you can still follow him at Life on the M list on all the platforms, because he is neck deep in pre-MEE nomination coverage over Yahoo. So in Matt's place we have the wonderful, super famous, super funny, super excellent Amy Phillips. Hey Amy. What? Hi. Oh my Phillips. Hey Amy. What? Hi, oh my god. Hi guys. Thanks for beaming me in. Oh no problem. So for those of you who don't know the two of you out there who don't know Amy Phillips is a comedian who

That was a fence it was two ends of me to and I like to say like that. So Amy actually was once a co-host on the previous iteration of this podcast way back when when it was called housewife hoedown But yeah good memories there and then now she's gone on to such great things Including being a guest bartender right on watch what happens a few times right the actual watch what happens not watch what happens watch what happens The real one and you're also a cast member of TV TV correct that is correct You really are nailing it. I know and then I saw you on Cougar Town once so there was that and Take it a take it over the world Guys, one line at a time.

But most of our listeners might actually remember you most from your Rachel's zone impersonation that was so good on YouTube that it actually landed you sort of a moment on the Rachel's Zone project. That is correct. And a moment on Watch What Happens Live, that's kind of what it, where it all, my relationship with them all started.

So yeah. Wow. Wow. We're just like sitting here with the rubber royalty. If it weren't for you, Ben, I would be nowhere. You know, I hear that all the time. So how did the whole Watch What Happens thing happen? Yeah, what happened?

Yeah, what happened there? Well, actually, they played my Rachel's Old Clip, you know, years ago. Happens thing happen Yeah, what happened? Yeah, what happened there? Well actually um They set they played my Rachel's old clip, you know years ago and then Fast forward to I did like a Ramona singer impression Right amazing an amazing Ramona singer by the way. Oh come on come on And then so that video got back to them too and it got to Ramona and she liked it and then Ramona was like Said to Andy Cohen, you know, we should have Amy on the show with me like let's let's both be on the show

right Andy and She was get she would I would go back and forth and then one day she she called me and was like what she was getting, she would, her name would go back and forth. And then one day she, she called me and was like, what, just got out of the meeting. Like take a call from Ramona singer is hilarious because it's exactly what you would expect. And she just jumped right into it as if you were already in the middle of talking. Because I was like, hello. And she was like, yes, so I was talking to Andy within the meeting. And then I said, why don't we have Amy come on the show? And he said, it's a great idea.

So. So the next thing I know they have me out there. But and so once I got out there, Andy, and I were talking and he had seen my happy birthday Andy Cohen video where I did like kind of a compilation of some bravo impressions. Yeah. And he was like, I love your impressions. I love your Bethany and Ramona. I love your Bethany.

I love your Bethany. Oh, thank you. And so he was like, we want you to keep doing videos. And I was like, yeah, sure, cool. And I just thought he was like, good for you. Keep going. Have fun with your little videos. And I was like, fine know, fine with that.

But I guess he meant to do more for them. So then it turned out to be something where we made a deal with the embassy grow people. And now I just do videos as needed. I pitch them videos and they pitch me videos. And then sometimes they show them. Oh, wow. So you're like a full on recurring. You're not just like someone who's been the bartender two times. You're occurring sort of presence

on what happens. Yeah, I mean, knock on wood, hopefully it'll continue, but yeah, I've done like a dozen videos for them, and some I've come to them with, and some they've come to me with like, you know, and I think the latest one was Vicki Gunvelson, and I've done Ramona Singer ones, and Stasi from Vanderpump holes.

You know, I haven't seen that one. She's a real lady that one. She's real classy lady. Yeah, so and I've done Lisa Vanderpump. And yeah, so they've been so great at coming back to me with stuff. They keep giving me a shot, so which is really, really nice. What's your favorite impersonation to do?

Oh my gosh. Well, Ramona Singer is kind of like one of my faves. It's a good one. But it's always, it's always dependent. Because like I, you know, when I saw Leah Black the other day, that I was like, oh, this one's now my favorite. It's just kind of switches up, whatever. But the Bethany Franco impression always makes me laugh

because Andy told me that when he, he was sending Bethany my video and was like, hey, don't you think this is funny? He's an impression of you. And she didn't respond. So he sent it again and she didn't respond. And so finally, he was on the phone with her and he said, what did you think of that? I didn't think it was funny. And he told me that she was like, well, I don't

think, I don't get it. Like, what's the like, why? Who's like, why? So she did not, she did not get it. You know, if it makes you feel any better, this past Halloween eye carved a pumpkin in the likeness of Ramona Singer and I tweeted the image to her and she didn't get it either. So I know what it's like to have your challenge go on, recognize. The only people, the only housewives that like my videos are Brandy and Yolanda. If that tells you what a trashy piece of shit I am. Yolanda likes your video.

Did you like to do a video like an expose on lemon trees? No, not at all. The only ones that ever have retweeted me are those two. And then that stupid one who was only on last year, the real estate lady, was her name. She wasn't even a real one. Yeah, like the friend of or whatever. She was like, I don't get it. Of course you don't. you don't get anything. Rough show.

Yeah. I'll just show. Oh my God. Well, I'm jealous that you got to hang out with Leah because Leah told us, and it's on, it's on not camera, but on audio, on our podcast. She was on here a few months ago. She said that she was going to invite us up to her house

when she came to LA, but we have not received the invite. And we know that Leah actually listens. So Leah, we're sitting here waiting. We're just two like schmucks who podcast, and we have not received the invite. And we know that Leah actually listens. So Leah, we're sitting here waiting. We're just two schmucks who podcast and we need life. So take us to your house. Let's free to braid our hair. I'm putting Amy Phillips is on our show right now, telling us who is at your house.

Oh my God, imagine if we had a surprise call in from Leah Black on the podcast right now. Oh my God, that would be amazing. That would be amazing. She's going to have you guys over. Then? She'll probably get the work. She'll probably have you over for a better, like a dinner party.

Oh my God, I would die. Yeah, and you know her dinner parties are going to be interesting. I mean, she hangs with Joe Francis. Oh my gosh. Oh, I met Norman, her friend that does the color reading. Oh my god. You know what's funny? My first stop was Norman from the real world. How crazy is that? I know not many people are named Norman. But no, I didn't mean I didn't meet him and he was not there.

Oh, did he, so he did, he didn't know like readings on you or? Yeah, he did. He was doing readings for everybody. He was, it was so awesome awesome like it was a dream come true. I was freaking out. It was so great. Was Thomas Kramer there Shut up It's not oh god, that was good. That's like my that's like my remote that you been that was me Yeah, I have a like my I have like like my remote. Is that you Ben? That was me. Yeah, I have like my, I have like only like three impersonations in my repertoire. Ronnie does all the voices, but I have like three.

And one of them is Thomas Kramer. The other one is Reza from Shaza Sunset. And the other one is really, it's actually a total failure of an accent, but it's so bad that it's become my thing, which is to try to do Candy Burst, which always winds up as sort of like a strange, demented fat Albert.

So that's how I go. I have to always say, I always have to mention her daughter because that gets me into the accent and then from there it's sort of like a rollercoaster. Someone was like, Rale, see, I'm Candy Burst. It makes no sense, but it's kind of become my thing, right? I just stick fat out, but hey, hey, hey! I'm candy bursts!

See, we're not put kegballs in my, whoah, rale, rale, you paying attention? Rale, rale, rale. You really at the perfect place, Amy, because really 90% of this podcast is us making the strangest impersonation Yeah, except her person her impersonations are like real. Yeah, they're good. Aren't you terrible This is my only Vicki here Nothing like Vicki. Oh My about the attitude you guys have you're calculating the attitude which is the most important thing Well last week I stumbled on my own Vicki impersonation which is basically Thomas Kramer

but more lady like so instead of sit down because I have to shut up it's more like sit down because shut up! Dirt's Lash! Crutch it! I love that I direct it. Just shut up, just stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, Vicki always sounds like she just like has a cold. I mean, when she's not yelling, you know what I mean? She's just like, Brooks, Brooks is,

Brooks out of my life. I don't feel good as, there's a baby. I have a house that are construction. I better construction. I like what you said. Are you three? Woo-hoo! and I'm just Well, you know, it's so appropriate to talk about Vicki because we can move into our first gossip item

Which is that Vicki apparently I guess for the past two weeks Vicki was being sued By some guy. I guess someone who she was in business with for Vicki's vodka. And I guess she had gifted 16% of her ownership to Brooks. Okay, listen to how slimy this is, okay? She's in a 50-50% or thank you, thank you for that. She's in a 50-50 partnership with this dude for this Vicki's vodka, because vodka has a V. So it makes perfect sense. She's also going to come out with some Vicki's Valentine candy. But she, um, it's 50-50 and then she gave 16% to Brooks, probably isn't allowance because she was sick of him taking hundreds out of her purse.

And then he gives that 16% to the partner. So now the business partner owns a majority stake. But it's only he even fully gave it because what happened, she gave it to Brooks without telling the partner, and I don't know if it was originally 50-50 or not. I don't know, did you know if it was 50-50 originally? That's what I read, but I mean, I read it on the same page. But she apparently did not tell her partner

that she gifted any of this to Brooks. So this guy sued her and Brooks, but she just got off yesterday. Like, she just was excused from the case, and now it's all to Brooks, so this guy sued her and Brooks, but she just got off yesterday. She just was excused from the case, and now it's all to Brooks. He's being sued for fraud for trying to sell it back to the other partner. So that's fun. Shady Brooks. Shady Brooks.

Shady Brooks. Shady Brooks. Shady Brooks. Shady Brooks. I mean, how much does he think it's going to get for 16% of Vicki's vodka who drink right? The durable thing is that any of them think that they'll get any money whatsoever I wouldn't drink that and I'm drinking like the $7 like gigantic jug of vodka from trader Joe's like that's what I'm drinking I want Vicki. Oh, sorry

You don't want Vicki what no, I was gonna say I want Vicki and Brooks to go into Shark Tank with that vodka. Try to pitch that there. Oh my God, that would be the best Shark Tank episode ever. Of course, to be fair, like every week, I'm saying that about one of these Bravo people, I'm like, I want the drink hanky to go on Shark Tank, like every week, because they all have the stupidest ideas.

I'm stupid. And what, it, like, winds by wives, like, I actually think, it's fun, with you all laugh, like, wines by wives, like, I actually think, it's fun to, like, you all laugh. It's fun to say. It's like one of those brands where you're like, that's so stupid. I almost like it.

Just like, I can see people giving that as gifts. Be like, ah, look at I got you wines by wives or whatever, you know. Well, it's no Ramona Pinaigrisia. That's true. That's true. Well, I like that the wines by wives have changed the rules to where you don't even have to come up with a product anymore. I mean, they don't even come up with a wine. They go take a wine that they like from a vineyard and then slap their own

label on it and call it wines by wine. It's like just like, let's just sell slinkies like slinky bywimes. Yeah. Imagine like the tamerabani sly just has that should be the most terrifying toy. Could you imagine a little thing with Tamer's face at the end of it slowly going down a staircase at it was just it was just strangled all the other toys on the way down the stairs. Isn't there like a horror movie from the 80s where like a bouncing ball comes down a staircase since like a ghost has sent it to send him a dead child. That's why I imagine the Tamar's Linky doing coming down the shadows in the staircase. It's like, wait, but our child is dead, but here comes his favorite Tamar's Linky. That's why I was.

Win this? Yeah, they don't even change the brand name. Just just any brand that starts with a W. Yeah. Wallabies by Wives. I don't even understand what that would Yeah. Wallabies by Wives. I don't even understand what that would be. Wallabies. So the other piece.

So the other piece that you got. The other piece that got, I don't know if this is anyone really cares about this, because I don't know who's watching below deck. But apparently, the way they did it for the show is they chartered a yacht for five weeks. They changed the name of the yacht and they told all the actual crew members to go on a five-week vacation and they hired actors basically to be the crew. So, yeah, I mean, I don't think that they're necessarily acting that much on the show. I guess they're just like in over their head because they're totally unqualified to be a yacht crew.

I mean, could you imagine like the people from Vanderpump rules, they are barely qualified to like hold a martini glass. Could you imagine putting them on a yacht and trying to have them through a ship around? Yeah, you know, but those people look like they're boaters. Like they look, I mean, they must have made a real specific casting call. Like must look like you coulders. Like they look, I mean, they must have made a real specific casting call.

Like must look like you could live on a ship or because they do look very sailor-ass. And wash. Yeah, they're like young people a little thick in the face with way too much time. Yeah. It's true. There's that one girl on there who is a little thick in the face. But she looks so wasky. She looks like Dexter Morgan sister on Dexter but like I'm shocked by bees and after a lot of softball now Ronnie you send a link to to Matt and me I don't

know did you guys talk about this on a previous episode where that one of the cast members was in gay porn no I, I just heard that this week. Some was sending me tweets with that. What's Derek actually I think sent us this? That was, now I'm trying to, I hate that I'm always for getting people's names who send us stuff, but somebody sent us a link of porn because that gay guy on there, of course, is dating Trevor Knight, who's a famous porn star.

And they were like, well, he's done porn too. And so of course, I Googled that shit. And there there was, I Trevor Knight who's a famous porn star and they're like well he's done porn too and so of course i google that shit and there there was i mean he's a better actor and porn than he is on bravo for sure did was it mentioned that his boyfriend or now fiancee was in porn on the show was i think he still is like he said that he is done stuff i saw that in or even just a promo because I haven't watched that show. Bravo loves to hear porn in the start and their shows. They just have a show called Chef Academy, and there was a guy on their name, who like, I forget his name, he was French,

but it turned out he was an porn, and his poor name was Jean-Veljean. And, oh my God. It's definitely an eye full. You should look everyone look up Jean-Veljean. You'll enjoy it. I totally approve of the double standard Because I like that men can just be like yeah, I wasn't gay porn. So what?

I'm like, okay, well now you're a real estate agent. That's great. I mean look if I look like that I'd be in porn I'd be doing porn right now. I'd be masturbating during this podcast Speaking of porn by the way, here's another gossip item Ronnie your good friend Sarah Winchester, the one, aka the girl who broke the bow off of Heather DeBros' case last season. Who's the best world we live in? Amy, in case you didn't know, Sarah has a web show called Sarah Secrets and she invited Ronnie to be on it because she thought Ronnie was on watch what happens, right?

Yeah, she, someone sent her one of my videos, my read-up videos, Ronnie to be on it because she thought Ronnie was on watch what happens, right? Yeah. She she someone sent her one of my videos, my Rita videos. And she wrote back because when I started doing those Rita videos, I'm, of course, I'm always tweeting them at Bravo. And then they, who do they do? They do not call me. They hire the fucking honey, honey badger guy to come in and do like voiceover videos or whatever.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you were, were you doing your retab before he did that? in honey badger guy to come in and do voiceover videos or whatever. Oh yeah. Oh, you were doing your read-dubs before he did that? Yeah, yeah, like a man. Oh wow. Ronnie's are really funny. So I kept sending them to them and I was like, who maybe I can get a job with Bravo?

And I got that for a job. Anyway, so he's really funny. So I'm not dissing him, but he was doing those. So she thought I was him. So she she all excited and then she got me on her show and she's like oh my god Gretchen and slayed love you and do you remember on watch what happens I was like yeah that wasn't me that was somebody no one could hear it you know like it was already in her mind so I mean I'm still she

still loves her honey badger so did you just go with it at some point? You're like, honey badger, don't care. I'm going to be a totally. Well anyway, this brain, this brainiac, Sarah Winchester, is now dating Peter North speaking of porn. So clearly that doesn't resonate with either of you. Guys, do you guys know who Peter North is? No.

No. I don't know who Peter North is? Um, no I don't know who that is Peter North, we end up googling an unhealthy amount of porn on this show Peter North is like a big-time porn star He is like if if Ron Jeremy is like the top male straight porn star Peter North is probably number two But he got a start and get hurt I built Peter North and you should see the picture of Amy that came up.

That's just, like Amy moaning. Yeah, I guess I know him. A little bit. A worker. Yeah, he's, um, well, if you, by the way, if you, I'm sorry to interrupt, but if you'd Google Peter North, if you i'm sorry interrupt but if you google peter north the first thing that comes up is his website and the google search

results says peter north official site come shot legend well you know what that's not something that you can practice that is a gift that you're born with well good for Sarah good for Sarah Sarah for for going after that on dog. Sarah it's better than a job. So anyway on that great note why don't we get into some of these shows for this week huh? Yeah so Amy do you watch all you I'm assuming that you watch all the housewives do you? I do I do. Yeah well yeah well we had a good week I think for the housewives. Should we just start with Orange County? Yeah, it was the most recent my brain tends to rot immediately after watching these shows

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That's your answer right there. and listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. That's your answer right there. I'm very glad. I think there was, I think there was an avalanche of silence. I love that they are all putting Vicki, they're putting Vicki's feet to the fire and they are not backing down. And Vicki really has no argument because they're so right about everything

that they're saying about Vicki. She's a total hypochrite. No, she's more ironic, personally. I know. She's like a late 90s West Craven movie, very ironic. I know. Lori is so aggressive in her attempt to get back on the show that it's like so not subtle. That's what I think is so funny is

that she's been trying so hard the last couple weeks to get just to really, you know, secure her slot back in the show. And it is so obvious to me. It's like she just it's just so deliberate. There's no subtlety about it. It's not smooth. And she could really benefit from like some reality show coaching. Yeah, it's like I feel like every every single word that comes out of her mouth no matter what the context is going to be her slimy Vicki. It's like hey, can you pass the butter? Sure, and that reminds me, you know, Vicki's been doing it with a double-ended dildo a lot recently. Have you heard about that? I's her words, not mine. Vicki uses butter as lube.

Yeah, there was an article. There was an article. Actually, it wasn't an article. It was a video interview with Laurie. It was ridiculous. Okay. On a couple levels. Because Laurie is like one of those people. I used to know this guy was super cute, but he was really socially awkward. And so when you would have a meaningful conversation with him, he would start yawning. You're gonna say it was almost like, yeah, I'm sure it was a very meaningful conversation.

Yeah, it was, it was almost like he had to show that he was so over it so he wouldn't look to involved. Or maybe that's just what I told myself at the time, but that's how I think of Laurie. Like she's always so bored and so over it, and I think she's doing that, so just so how not desperate. No, no, she's always been like that. She's always been sort of like a what blanket. I mean, if you were talking to her. Well, in this interview, she's like, well, none of the women are really good friends.

I mean, they're nice individually. But I didn't really want to come on the show, but Andy wanted to. Oh, yeah, right. I think, I think so. Sure. Laurie suddenly realized that money can't buy one thing. And that's fame. So suddenly, suddenly she's back, back from back for more. I was like, her baby. Didn't she have like the last time I remember her being on the show was someone was visiting her because she had a baby and it wasn't she struggling with postpartum depression or something. Was that the same person? Was that the same person? No, but I mean they looked the same, they looked the same, they both looked like two like

they both looked like like the like the bus that was made in the line over a cheap video, you know, but that one was Peggy. Oh, okay, okay, never mind, I think we have back. Peggy and Laurie, okay, okay, I remember I take that back Peggy and Laurie two different people How many years ago is that that Laurie made a baby? I know I was like what a big I was going with you with it for a second there because the latest gossip is that she has a grandchild and the grandchild is like was born Like addicted to crack so oh my god It's born addicted to heroin. She's like nothing when she dropped it off the mic in front of a church or something

You're really caring she's like I really had to take this time off because my son was having problems Haven't heroin baby. I shut up look they probably didn't realize there's a baby at the front soup because it's probably Lexus in Jim Bellino's rock and roll church where they're rocking out to the Lord. We didn't hear the baby crying. That amazing Jesus hard metal song was too loud. So I think what I loved about the fight that like started the episode was that there was a huge discussion of semantics and also a lot of words that were incorrectly used.

For instance, Gretchen saying, she doesn't want to be personified onto her, which is great because it's actually impossible for that to happen. No one will personify anything onto you because that just doesn't make sense. It cannot be. And then there was, what was the other thing? She once again said indiscrepancies even though she'd been corrected the past episode She keeps saying oh this indiscrepancies Ronnie you every time you do the however I crack up Hey, I mean case you don't know this is like the the regression buzzword, which is whenever she wants to sound smart She inserts a however intercept oh really? Oh my god. I gotta look for that. That's genius. She started Your part notice not for her to say it. No, I mean well this year she's doing it less

But she still does it but last year I mean that was her buzz word. I mean every other word was However, I understand think he has a right to say what she means However Really However, I understand that he has a right to say what she means. However, make this really wet. No, no, don't her that. She watched a court show one day. It's like, that's what you are. You. No, actually the way she argues is that she and Vicki get into a pissing match.

They say, no, actually you brought it up. No, you brought up. Actually, you brought it up. No, you brought up. Actually, you brought it up. Oh, yeah. Gretchen's all about the actually, actually. You brought it up. Actually, you brought it up. Actually, however, actually, however.

She's really into like, you know, like conjunctions and adverts. Okay. News fly, breaking news flash. So Leah just wrote us back and she says, OMG, we'll make a party for you to come over. Gap my website up for skincare and jam bags. The world of black, the world of Leah black dot com. Tweet me so I can retweet. Let me see how next Thursday looks for people to come over. So, my God, oh my God, that's amazing. Tell her, ask her if she wants to come on right now.

Tell her to come on the podcast. No! In Promptu. Why not? Oh, okay. I mean, she's, she's fun. She's crazy. Tell you, tell her we've got eight, she knows that we have Amy on here.

We can be a party, a podcast party. Could you imagine if Leah came on right now? They're, oh my God. She is so, oh, she's amazing. Matt would be so mad because he wasn't able to come on the last time she's on the podcast and he was so No, he's gonna be mad if she does that's okay. Well, it's okay. He'll get over it. He'll love it. He'll love it He'll love it. He'll love it. It's good for the podcast. Okay, everybody. So You guys if you need some skin that looks decent or some decent handbags, go to the worldofleablack.com, okay?

Can't alia black don't have a com, you'll find everything you need! So, shop from among all the people I've collected. How fun is that? Yeah! It's like Leo Black, the new slavery. What? I was just collecting people! So, I love them! I love people! So, I have to do a plug for my vine right now because we just were talking about Gretchen and Vicki's fight and how they're going back and forth and I actually recorded that moment

because I really felt like that summed up every single episode of every single real house so I was franchise of all time. They're a little back and forth. I'm gonna try to play it for you right now because the more you listen to it, the more you realize it really is every single episode, okay? One, one, two.

I did it. Actually, you did it. Oh, actually, you did it. Actually, you did it. Oh, you did it. I did just go on and planets. I just go on and on. If you watch for five minutes you have caught up on seasons one through eight. I don't even know if there is an eighth season. So you get, will you guys be able to hear that or no? Yes, that was perfect. Perfect. Oh my God. That is so true. And especially on Vine because it just repeats over and over again. You can just sit there and watch it for an hour.

I mean, that's basically what these are already saying. You already said that. Okay, Lee isn't a car. She can't come on. Sorry. Okay. I'm driving. I can't do do things in one.

It's so hard. If you heard, has your car ever started talking to you? Oh, okay. I'm driving. I can't do do things at once. My ears. It's so hard. If you heard, has your car ever started talking to you? It's heard to back into a space. That's like everyone wants a talk to you. How fun is that? Yeah, tear it down. I got a tear down this GPS.

So I definitely agree that the best part of Real Housewives of the OC this week was the English. And that Alexis was the only one who could properly use the word ironic. It was pretty ironic. It was indeed ironic, yes. Yeah, it was pretty great. I did love Vicki's slamming her hand down at the table at Lora. I mean, I love the way Vicki can go from zero to 80 in the span of half a second. It's like someone else, someone else a harness that energy and put it into a vehicle.

She, she's insane. She's an insane woman. She just lets it lose, man. She just lets it go. That's pretty awesome. And that, I mean, when they're in their, their ski garb, it's just hilarious that they look like so all puffed up and they're goggles and they're in their ski garb, it's just hilarious that they look like so all puffed up and goggles and they're fighting like kids. It's like, do you remember those little toys where they call the muscle, M-U-S-C-L-E, like, dots, and they're little pink characters? That's what they look like in their ski garb. You know? Just puffy little Michelin man, you know?

Yeah, totally. The people level. I also wonder, like, I am shocked that these women just go at each other when they're like, you know Waiters and a chef just like right there. I would be mortified. Oh my god. Yeah, they're beyond they're beyond feeling any any Real true feeling of mortification is that the word? They know what that feels like to feel mortified anymore listen Amy, I'll just personify that onto you so you can have it. Okay. It kind of buts me that whole thing between Gretchen and Vicki because Gretchen's right.

Okay, Vicki was being hyper-crite when she said that, you know, that Gretchen was dating at Deadbeat Dad and yes, Vicki's dating at Deadbeat Dad. But why aren't we talking about the fact that they're both dating deadbeat dad? Isn't that terrible? You're both dating pigs. Why they're fight with each other. You're both dating the losers. Gretchen, you've got some semblance of real skin left.

Go find a man. Go find a man while you can, girl. I think the problem is that Gretchen and Vicki were arguing about two different things, because Gretchen is arguing that it doesn't feel nice when someone is accusing you of things that they don't know anything about, and that's the goal-digger thing, okay? But Vicki is arguing that when she was accused of having indiscrepancies that she owned it and Gretchen didn't.

So they're actually arguing about two different things, but they're too stupid to realize that, so they just go at each other over and over again and then try to drag in Tamra, which is also hilarious. Well, she kind of of owned it she said she kind of cheated on dot that her and on cheated on each other but she didn't say that she's like in the back of Swinger's magazines you know with her ankles behind her head. I mean she didn't fully open it. I got someone can finally do that voice. I can only take it so far, but Amy, you did it. I actually have not tried to yell like Biggie Gunnbles and we wore until just end, but because

when I did the video of her, it was very laid back. She hadn't had me like real freakouts. I just felt like she just seemed so like sucked dry of life at that point when the season first started. But I was like, I don't have any freakouts for. And plus, you know, when I do my videos at home, I like to, it's so hard to shoot in the place where you live because your neighbors think you're absolutely insane. So I try to, I try to, oh, you guys, you agreed right away. We're with the girl. The only problem that does not have a problem

shooting at home is Peter North. Hey, oh, yeah. I love how Malibu country has gotten wrapped up in... In the... Johnny, you're being... Somehow, somehow, this canceled, off-to-overlook show. I'm just, wound up in the thick of things.

So great. It is one of my favorite controversies. Malibu controversy. Malahoon. Nice. And by the way, we can talk about Heather for a moment. I love how every time they go, Heather on the phone, she was like, oh, that's Sarah Rue.

Oh, I just loved her. I was like, why was that so important for her to stay over and over again, I don't get it? I know. Well, I liked it when he said, well, how was Lily Tomlin? She's like, oh, lovely, but that's Sarah Rue. So you know Lily Tomlin was like,

a total bitch. That's hilarious. Yeah. Well, I'm sure Lily Tomlin was like, you guys are not allowed to bring a Bravo cameras's a lie. Yeah. Well, I'm sure Lloyd Talman was like, you guys are not allowed to bring a bravo camera's on to my set. Yeah. Reba probably wouldn't have cared.

Sarah wouldn't have cared. Sarah Ru is probably like, bring it. Please, let me get on the show. My favorite quote of the night actually came from Heather who this random scene started at. She just turns a Terry and goes, so you know what's really nice? Collette doesn't seem to have night terrors anymore. Oh and goes, so you know what's really nice?

Collette doesn't seem to have night terrors anymore. Oh my God, thank you for saying that. I was, I, that killed me. I was like, I was doing something else and that was one of the lines that literally like made me stop and look up and be like, what the, what just, what is she gonna say? It was like one of the most amazing lines in the history of real house lines. I know.

The fact that the name Collette was mentioned in the same sentence as Night Terror's. And then it was all put in the spin of like, you know what's nice? Collette doesn't have Night Terror's anymore. What is that? That is nice. That child is like freaking out at night. I mean, what does that look like? It's like Linda Blair's in the next room.

You know what's nice? out at night. I mean, what does that look like? It's like Linda Blair's in the next room. You know, it's nice. I wonder if there's a correlation with mommy being out of the house more. Yeah, no kidding. It's like that. It's like having that dark blanket of that heavy dark blanket that you can't quite see but suffocating you. I mean, no offense to Heather, but she does kind of look like the evil queen from Snow White. Right? I totally agree. Yeah, she does. She does. She looks like, kind of like, she's pretty, but she looks like Cruella Deville a little bit. She looks like every Disney villain.

Disney, yeah. There you go. There you go. Except maybe Ursula. I think she looks like the Snow White evil queen but played by a gerbil. She's got those like, beanie black gerbil. But she's got like the Cheshire cat thing going to. Yeah. She got a little jafar on her Who is the bad guy in Milan? I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure she or she's in a bar. Why haven't we why haven't we been to Heather's restaurant yet

The one where she and her friends just like hang out and have a good time Where she's like there is no, I don't think she ever opened one. But last season, that was her storyline. She's like, there is nowhere to eat in Orange County. So we're opening our own restaurant. And she got so much hate mail and someone posted an article that she wrote, like a guest article she wrote for like the Orange County register. And she's like, listen, everybody, I know you're all upset with me for saying there's no good restaurants in Orange County. So here's your opportunity to tell me what the good restaurants are in Orange County.

You know, like trying to offer. Yes, and that's what it was. That is totally what it was. People are like, have you heard of an awesome blossom? You stupid bitch. To be fair, I feel like the awesome blossom will be better than whatever it is that winds up in her restaurant. Yeah.

I think you're right. Giving me good material, not that I'll steal it, but I am still alive. I am trying to work on a Heather Dubro impression. And I was like, oh, I have her drive around in a car and just talk on the phone. Just have her talk about Sarah. Sarah.

Yeah, I'm Sarah. She's like, you know, now that Collette's over her night terrorism thing, she might grow up to be a regular Sarah Rue. Just have her just have her keep dialing and getting Jenny McCarthy's voice mail over and over. Jenny, it's me Heather. Just wanted to congratulate you on your view on your view

gig. So I can't wait to have that lunch. We talked about, okay. 15 years ago. Meanwhile, cut the Sarah Roo's. Sarah Roo's having night terrors now. It's like the ring. It has to be passed forward.

If you want to be saved, you have to spread it onto someone else. So what else happened on Orange County? I think that was pretty much it. There was a crit. Tamar got her tongue stuck on a pole, which was so Christmas story triple dog dare. So, here's the thing. Okay, so she decides to put her tongue on this block of ice wall. Forget that it's a block of ice.

Whoever looks a wall of a restaurant. That's what I want to know. Maybe I guess if you've been looking Eddie for that much time you probably want to try something that's a little more exciting. I don't know but less salty and grimy. It tastes less like a bicycle seat but she just she literally actually does every single thing that Biggie tells her to do. She's like you told me to do it. I just, well, Brooks, Brooks Togat it's tell you to put your tug at the wall. I love to also afterwards when she left half her tongue on that wall and she's like sitting there with like a

cup of tea dipping her tongue into it like some like crazy lizard. It was like one of those like wonderful images. She just said said I couldn't tell if she was like lapping it up or just soaking her injured pus filled tongue that's what I mentioned her tongue is like I think it's so funny that these women are just so comfortable being vile that they're like you were having three sums with your husband oh yeah but you you gave a heroin baby after the church oh yeah you murdered Mexicans oh yeah well you beat gave a heroin baby after the church. Oh yeah, you murdered Mexicans. Oh yeah, well, you beat up a black person

because he was wearing a hoodie and then they're like, oh my God, so glad we came skiing together. This is so fun with Pierre Names and the Snow. I know. Let's have a snowball fight. Yeah. I also, by the way, I loved Alexis taking notes on the liquid nitrogen ice cream making process

as if she would ever in a million years be able to do that. Oh my god, I didn't see that. She was doing that really. It was during the little pod bus or thing. It was, they came out, you know how they do that now where they put like liquid nitrogen into a bowl and cream and ice cream comes out. So she was like, she was recording it on her phone and she was talking to her kids on it. And then she told us that she wants us to research it because it's something that she would like to pursue. Oh my god. Cut to Alexis with like a frozen hand that's falling off. Like at the end of death, death becomes her.

We don't think here's about dip and dots. There's an opportunity. Yeah. How do they get the dots on there though? She's like, is that like the game on the iPhone? If I connect those dots, are they gonna go away? I can't. Is that candy crush?

Don't get started. When I get my period, I get hungry for periods. Dip in dots by Alexis Bliena. Now they'll be like, dip in dots by wives. It'll be like, dip in crosses. It'll by Wives. It'll be like, that's why. Tippin' Crosses. It'll be a bunch of sprinkles in the shape of crosses. Upside down, cross.

You dip your cone. The cone's in the shape of Jim Blino's chin, and you just dip it right in there. Tick, tick, tick. And you like the crosses off Jim's chin. You're so stupid. Ha, ha, ha. What else about Real Housewives Orange County?

I can't think of anything offhand. I think that was basically it. So, we can move on to New Jersey? Yeah. Alright. So, what did you guys think about New Jersey? I have to say, I don't know if it's just because I'm an emotional person, but I swear to God at the very end,

I got upset in my chest. I wanted to be choked up, I couldn't, but I was like, this is horrible violence. This makes me sad. I seriously got, this is so, this is f'd up. Their family is f'd up and for a split second, it made me really sad. And then then of course that was fine and laughing about You know and I can't wait for them, you know next week, but and it's totally ridiculous

But it did make me like just that violence was just so so sad so scary how far it's gotten with them I know I actually don't feel any sadness I just laugh at them for being dumb. I blame the parents. I blame those, they're trying to do this all for their dad. They're like, we don't want them to die thinking that we can't get along. I'm like, guess what? It's your dad who did this all to you in the first place.

Yeah, I wouldn't, I don't think I would feel that. If we hadn't seen the dad in the first episode of the first Gorgah episode, at that terrible, christening or whatever, where the dad's like, you did this to me! He's like, go cry! Leave my son!

I'm gonna shut down these to me! I was like, oh my God, that girl's just like his children. Yeah, yeah. Now they're like an awful family. They're just awful and they're just gonna his children. Yeah. Yeah. They're like an awful family. They're just awful. And they're just going to continue to be awful in every possible way. I mean, the reason why Teresa was attracted to Joe Judais is probably because he reminds her of her dad, I assume.

And Joe Judais is a thug. So we have to imagine the dad's a thug too. That's Ben Mandelker's crack pop psychology right there. I thought this episode was really great because it was just such a beautiful glimpse into Teresa's mind. I mean, just the whole thing, everything that came out of her was like classic Teresa, every move. Like, okay, well, here for therapy, we're going to all talk about problems that. And this castle I went to just for me and my brother that you all decided to come to as

well. So, let's talk about a problem that, and this castle I rented just for me and my brother that you all decided to come to as well. So, let's talk about our problems. Jacqueline's a bitch, right? My gosh. I do love how she's like, focus all of this, like every single problem in her family onto Jacqueline. You have everything, you're right.

It's like, yeah, she was just like, you know, you guys is like, my castle's ne' great. And she was like, Jacqueline, you believe it? You should be like, you know, you guys is like my castles and it's great. And she was like, Jagle, you believe it? I'm in love with like within two seconds. She couldn't even hold it together. I know. She really badly wanted her to go. She would have gotten her to go.

But clearly she didn't. Well, it was either the castel or those ghetto waterfalls in Patterson. The Carolina and Al people were wandering around over with graffiti and like used condoms everywhere. Someone's comment on the Facebook page was, so Carolina's story today was walking on a bridge. By the way, I really objected to Teresa continually referring to an inn as a castle.

It's actually not a castle at all, just because it has stonework on the outside. There are no turrets, no moat, no drawbridge, no kingdom, no semblance of a kingdom. It is actually called an inn. So it's an inn. It's an inn. You don't have to wear a crown to eat a hamburger. It's a white castle. Okay. Get over yourself, you great. You got a viola this is not time for that. He're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess, you're a stewardess Everyone like all the doors closed, the windows closed, like everyone fleed for the hillside. Cause they knew what was happening. Well, they got the widest, most innocent couple

to be their therapist. It was hilarious. And they looked scared of hell. And I love that they think their mics aren't picking them up and the family's walking in and he goes, are you ready? Do you know their names and the wife goes? When in doubt, Joe.

Yeah. I thought it was great funny. I thought it was great funny. I thought it was great that Ron Howard took some time off from his busy schedule to go and try to help these people. No, he's just stayed so young. That's a good thing about being a ginger. You never see the sign. These poor team lead, team builders.

I mean, I love when they're like, well, we've been to the Middle East and everything. Like, oh, they got nothing on these people. Yeah, we're doing great team building over there. Do what we say, we'll shove you in a hole for 10 years without a trial. Yeah, that's team building. Yeah.

That might actually work with this family. Sorry. They had no idea what they were getting into. They're like, what are they breakfast or brunch? And they're drinking like Jack and Coke and memoses. And then they're going to go try Cole and Mimosas and then they're gonna go try and workout their problems. Yeah JoJo Dice is outside pacing around with it with his like Schlitz and he's like wasted out they're talking to Rosie I'm like you know this is not gonna end well. I don't

know you know I know that so on our podcast Amy Matt and Ronnie have a lot of hatred towards Melissa also. My hatred is not as severe. And I think she's passive-aggressive, but I don't know. This episode just reminded me that I think Melissa is so much better than Teresa, like significantly. Really? I might have to jump on the other bandwagon. I can't stand Melissa.

I actually think that she's the biggest problem. Oh, I think Joe Judice is the biggest problem. Amen, sister. Joe Judea is it's like Joe Judea just can't get mad at. I mean, that's like getting mad at it. Like he is. He is like getting mad at a KKK guy for tripping a black person. Like that's what they do. Like it's just a crazy. You can't get mad at a guy. Wait a second. You absolutely can get mad. You absolutely can get mad at the guy person. Did you hang up on me? No, no, well.

Because that actually would make sense. I wouldn't blame you. I was just saying that you absolutely can fault someone in the KKK for tripping a black person because they have the power to not do that. And I think that you're good. Oh, well, that's true. That's true.

My second example was you can't get mad at a LAN for eating a monkey. I don't know if that makes me mad at a fan. That's a much better one. See, that's true. That's true. My second example is you can't get mad at a land for eating a monkey I don't know if that makes me that's that's a much better one See that's a better one because that's the whole it's in his nature I think Joju dies is a thug and I think he does turn his his wife against her brother I think Melissa is passive aggressive to but I feel like she has I've always believed that she has good intentions But she gets caught up in the bullshit and she gets really passive aggressive and she makes digs too.

But I feel like Teresa has bad intentions and gets caught up in it. That's where I draw the line. That's where you draw the line. I meant the line. Listen, I want to just personify this onto me for a moment. There are a lot of indiscrepancies between these two women and I want to make sure you understand where I stand. I think Joe is like most husbands.

I think he just wants to watch some TV. I don't think he wants to be fighting about somebody's in love with their brother. He doesn't. I don't think he wants to deal with all this shit. I don't think he cares. He does not care about Joey. He doesn't care about Melissa. Teresa is always yapping, yapping, yapping about how everyone's against her and everyone's

me to her and he's like, yeah, you're right. She's a bitch. Okay. Can we watch TV? Yeah, but he's also like an eanderthal. I mean, I feel like if you took him out of the equation, things would definitely improve him. He says asshole things. Yeah. Look at all those, he says asshole things about his sister-in-law, his brother-in-law I get the sense that he is a bore B.O.O.R. and of course yeah that's a bad presence I think that instead of Teresa is crazy and instead of being able to contain her I think he actually adds fuel to the fire. I think so I mean my point still stands though I think that's just his nature he's just a big idiot someone like Melissa now that's that's a devious, devious woman.

Like she's been playing it. She's been playing it really, really well up until recently when she thinks she's got the public on her side. And so now she's like being openly bitchy about everything pretty much. And now you can really see. Yeah, totally. Well, I think she could have fooled me maybe a little longer, but I don't know. I've been I've been on to her from a get go. I do think that I think

that Teresa and Melissa are are equals as far as being, you know, terrible people. I don't think Teresa's worse than Melissa. I just think that Teresa is just a little bit more out there. Like it's pretty, so much more obvious when she is being an idiot, whereas Melissa tries to do it like backhandedly and sneaky. But you can, I feel like you can see right through it. Like the time when she visited her father and law in the hospital the day after he went in, 8K four days later, but she's like, yeah, well, you know, I visited him on Thursday and he went on Sunday. That's like one, two, three, four. That's like the next day.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. And then at the same time, it's like Teresa, why would you bring that up? Why do you even care? Why would you bring that up at your child's birthday party? Like that was such a stupid move

to create such a drama at her birthday. I think the thing with me with Teresa is that she lacks total self-awareness. I think Melissa, she is devious, but I think she does have self-awareness. Teresa doesn't understand. That's the worst, almost, because she's... I think that's why I'm... I don't know.

I think it's more frustrating to deal with someone who has no self-awareness. Yeah, you can totally write that person off as totally glueless, and that's how I write off Teresa. But Melissa, she knows better and she's still being as bad as Teresa. That's why I almost don't like her more. Yeah,

that's a good point. Yeah, very good on your side. That's a good point. Yeah, that's what's always bugging me about her is that she's fake about it. She's like, but I'm just innocent. Teresa's always hated me. She's always been mean and she's always

accusing me of trying to compete with her. Well, really, all we've seen is that coming true. I mean, that's pretty much all we've seen. She came on her show. She totally manipulated her way onto the show. And she's just, I don't know, she's a liar face. Yeah. It's like, did she offer to role in Malibu country also?

Yeah. Because that's like, that was Teresa's thing. Ha, ha, ha. She was like, yeah, hey Joe, I got invited on that show. You know, Malibu market or something like that. I don't know. So when we left, Lillith from Cheers, I don't know. And he's like, you should go on a so-called country.

So, well, we're talking about Malibu country. Do you guys believe that Gretchen and Alexis were both offered roles in Malibu country? We talked about this last week, but I want to know what anything. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I'm sorry, I missed you. I missed last week, but I

so I can't. I can't. What does that that's true? It was a lie. Oh, I definitely think that their availability was checked. I don't I don't think that they made that up. I do think that I think it was hilarious at all. Pan out. But I don't think that Gretchen was offered the role. I think that her availability was probably checked for something, and I think maybe Alexa, or who was the other, yeah, Alexa says, yeah, she was, they apparently called her to. Well, they obviously got calls, they heard about it.

So I don't think that they made that up, but I do think that Heather is probably right that the the actual logistics what it comes down to is Heather was actually offered a role and it all panned out. Right. Um, but the other, I mean, what did you guys, what did you guys say? I think that Malibu country probably did reach out to them. Maybe didn't offer a role, but probably wanted to see if they were interested or something like that. Maybe come in for a screen test. I don't know if they'd do that for some time, necessarily. But I do love that. Heather was so threatened by the news.

I know. She was like, no, I know this business. I was offered the role. I mean, but I would think it was probably the same role that their availability was checked for, don't you? Well, yeah, but Heather's not she's saying, oh, well, you guys were just offered a walk-on. You're like a one-line. I mean, I have a guest star role. It's like Heather, you are playing a housewife just like you're playing a real housewife, just like you're playing a real housewife on the last sitcom, and just like you're gonna be playing a real housewife on the next sitcom.

Shut up, Heather. Yeah, I do. I just got cast in. You're playing a real housewife on the last sitcom and just like you're gonna be playing a real housewife on the next it comes Shut up, Heather. Yeah, I do. You just got cast in. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. James. James Lipton isn't gonna be calling you any time soon, baby.

Okay, relax. Well, at least, to Heather's credit, at least she knows how to say the word scheme as opposed to Melissa Gorga, who I believe said that she was sick and tired of all these shakins. The shakins, yeah. It's like a theme you come up with over a bagel with Shamir. It's like, it's like a very Jewish scheme. It's a scheme, hey, I'm Melissa Gorga. Hey, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. She's like, I was offered a role in the Catskills, hey. Hey, I'm opening for Jackie Mason.

Hey, I've got a scheme to do with it. Hey, I'm opening for Jackie Mason. Hey, I've got to scheme to do it. Hey, I'm Melissa Goga. Oh, how crazy is Jacqueline? Jacqueline's crazy. Jacqueline's back. They're crazy. She's I'm kind of convinced she's kind of losing it a little bit. I just just losing it big time.

She doesn't know what to do. It's like she's taking a stand against Theresa, which is great, but that leaves her out of every scene. And I'm sorry, but there's only so much we want to see you crying about your kids saying I bad Okay, well, I don't need that every week. I want to see you fighting with somebody By the way, let's write. Did you guys hear the great news though? This this is just in about autism Corn to Jo, you guys it's really not so bad. It's like not not a bad Some of them are scientists. Yeah.

I was saying that. I cringe. My skin, and I was like, no, no. Oh god, please don't. Oh, boy, you really did say that. You said it. Oh my god. I was like, I mean, I say ignorant things.

I think I actually, I think more ignorantly than I actually speak, because I know better than I've opened my mouth before I say it. But he just says stuff stuff and I'm like, oh my god. He thinks he's informed. That's the difference. You know when you're saying something English. Exactly.

Thank you. You know, he doesn't know. He thinks he's very, very informed. Well, that one even caught Teresa off guard. I mean, she got that fast, crazy blink that she does when she's just like trying to compute, like blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, like blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink and she goes uh I don't think you understand hey wait you're my god you're so right that was like the first time she actually

sounded intelligent ever and he gets on the phone he's like yeah my cut-life thinks that autism's bad yeah and in her in her diary room she's like well you know Joe sometimes says things. So he called a autistic person. He didn't mean it. I also loved how when Teresa Fennett that Jacqueline wasn't coming to the castle. And they said, well, she wants to spend time with her kid or whatever. And then she's like, well, she just tweeted the other day. I'm like, since when does like, you're not like, you're not allowed to like send out a tweet 140 characters. Oh my god She's lying. She's not taking you to the kids. She she said that's wheat. Oh Well, she can't come to the castle. Why why is she up to send a tweet three days ago?

Like no last year we last season when all this shit started going down with Jackie and Caroline turning on Teresa And we were just like salivating it was so much fun But they kept this is when they all started mentioning these tweets. Because you remember they used to pretend there was no such thing as Twitter or like that they didn't watch the show. Yeah.

I'm like, the hills. The hills would never acknowledge that they were like famous people. Yeah. And now it's just all out of the bag. So every fight they have is about some bullshit they set on Twitter. But last year they brought up the Twitter. And so I went to Crazy Face Jacqueline's Twitter. Wow.

If you've never done it, you guys do yourself. It's amazing. I mean, it's crazy, crazy. It's like pages and pages of crazy. Really? Twitter will let you go. Yeah, she's nuts. I've always felt like Jack and was crazy. And I always felt like she was actually very stupid. And she's just sort of like, you know, she's, she's always had really good villains to go again. So first she goes up against Danielle. So of course, she's going to look like the better one

against Danielle. Then she goes up against Teresa. Of course, she's going to look normal. But I always say the proof is in the pudding. And the pudding made Ashley her daughter. And I think that, I think, I think that's all you to know that's that's all the proof you need to know that that Jacqueline is no great shakes either. Yeah. What else happens?

So we have the big fight by the way and I honestly we saw more of the fight in the preview than on the actual show. They actually showed a longer duration of the fight in the preview. I was so mad when I finally saw the episode. I was like, I was looking at, there was like five or four minutes left and I was like, you gotta be kidding me. They're gonna cut it where they cut it on the promo. I know.

So sad. It really, really pisses me off. That's not fair, that's not fair. That's not fair. That's not a team building exercise. That's not gonna create a sense of loyalty for me I'm gonna step out my little orange square and I'm not stepping back on that's that's what I say they did the whole last night they showed the extended pre-sneak peek or whatever of next

week oh yeah did you see that oh the first look I didn't see it now the first look yeah which was note which was maybe about 35 more seconds of what we've already seen, you know? These people are just, the thing is that like their issues are so obvious and they're just too dumb to actually articulate them. Like if they could just like sit and look and see it, it could all be solved. I mean, it's just ridiculous at this point. Yeah.

I don't know. Well, I love it. I can't wait to see more violence between the brothers. I think they're both so stupid. And I love that they don't even know what they're fighting about. Like, Joe just came in and says, hey, you need to. And then the other Joe runs out on the ground. So it's like, I think you've been coming here.

Like, why is he even running at him? What is that all about? I love it. It's like Mortal Kombat, you know? Do you think that was planned? No, no, I think they're just a bunch of drunk mooks You're right. Yeah, I think they just got drunk and just went for yeah You're right. Yeah, and also Rosie is like stirring it a little too, you know, she's like I'll be outside

Okay, I'm gonna hang out with Joe. Okay, see them. Don't you pissed off Joe? What do you feel Joe? Don't get mad Joe I don't kill anybody Joe come on Joe come on Love Rosie, I hope she gets them on this fight. Oh, she will oh, you know she will you know she'll be like I'm I'm see here's the thing. When we, on marriage, medicine, there was that amazing brawl and they didn't, they didn't cut it at the end the way they did with this one. They let it just sort of like breathe beautifully. That's what I want for this fight.

Yeah. I'm the first episode of the Gorgas when, um, when they were at that christening and it just started out, it showed like a crucifix or something and then it just went to shit and it was like that print out. I was the most amazing episode of New Jersey of all time. I think you're right. Yeah. But you know what though, the thing is that, you know what it probably means that the fight

is probably short and stupid because if they had enough footage, they would have I think actually not had to spread it over the promo and into the next episode. That's my experience in reality TV You're right because they did they there's they they were pulled apart and that's it They didn't really go at it and they really should have just gone at it like they should have just really well on each other Frankly, yeah, cuz usually what happens is there's like a big fight and you get like a whole like five minutes of the fight And then people are taking apart and then maybe the episode ends or then there's like a commercial and there's aftermath. I mean, we've seen enough Bravo fights in a way this is so I'm ready to be disappointed this week. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I'll be really disappointed if they cut the fight where the sink gets thrown at somebody and there's blood all over the place. That's what I want to see. Yeah. That better be in here. That's what I want to see. Yeah. That better be in here. That better be in here. Yeah, they better not cut that because we already lost the Puta Kanna thing or whatever that was called. Yeah, I'm not see all the lost fights that never made onto the show.

But why don't we move on to princesses then in the meantime. Oh, I forgot we had another show. Yeah, princesses. I was just checking on my IRS refund at irs gov. Oh, yeah, thanks a lot government It's only fucking July. You're doing a great job over there. Oh my god. It's totally worth half my earnings So so in a total contrast to New Jersey the way they fight on Princesses Long Island is that one girl says another you're funny funny looking and that's it Then the fights that's like oh my god. I can funny, funny looking. And that's it.

And then the fights, they're like, oh my God, I can't believe you just said that. That's so inappropriate. And then it's over and the scene is over. Like that's the big fight. That's how they fight on that show. Oh, no, that was not the whole fight. Well, but those are the fighting words though.

Those are the fighting words. And then she goes out into the parking lot and she calls her dad and then the Joe girl comes after and she's like, now go away. And then she does. She just goes away. It's like, no, don't you know Bravo 101? You never go away. You come at them. You keep going at them and you keep the fight going into the parking lot and it's street. You don't stop. Yeah, no, I don't think that I don't think that poor Joey understood that when you're calling a midget with Ruth Busy face funny looking, I mean that girl has been beat up her whole life for being funny looking. So to her, it's like an actual handicap. Like she's actually expecting a funny looking

ramp when she goes to peak. Like it's actually something that she has to like survive and live with. So she's like, that was completely horrible. You called me funny looking. Dad, you called me funny looking. You thought that is disgusting. That's like, away from me. That is, away from me. Back away from me calling me disgusting.

That is disgusting when you just called me funny looking. That is disgusting. I was fucking at love back. I was dying over here. Me while the dad's like shake it, shake it. Shake it. I get a half a bone when you get mad, baby. Shake it, you funny licking girl. Shake it.

That was all sleeve when they showed them previews, they were coming up and they should actually walk you right away and how they go, shake it. Oh my god! I literally, like I wasn't totally paying attention and I like just burst out laughing. Shea Kat! Oh! So where do we start with princesses? What happened to sepsi- oh so what's her fit- goodness. Chanel winds up going on a date with a gay Israeli.

You think he was gay? A so gay. I think he is pretty gay. Pretty gay. He was really gay and his hair, his hair, I don't know what, his hair, I can't even describe what his hair was. It was like the Great Wall of China. I can't even describe what his hair was. It was like the Great Wall of China. The first, the second he opened his mouth, I was like,

oh my God, you can list-bend his Rayleigh too. It's not just like, it's not just English. That is one thick, the, it's God makes your tongue too big when you're gay in every race. Yeah. I didn't notice that. I would now have said that, that's so I did the bad. God makes your tongue too big when you're gay in every race. Yeah. I didn't notice that.

I would now have said that. That's so why I didn't notice that. First of all, he's like, he pulled like six bridal dresses for her and he's like, yeah, I like the way this one looks on you. It's like, OK, first of all, that's always a good gay sign. OK, and this is coming from two gay guys, by the way. And then also, the fact that he has like no game

is a straight man. It's like the most obvious gay man trying to say what he thinks straight man want to say like so You don't want the hummus do you want to go up to my apartment instead? I mean like You're right. They really was no subtleties I haven't you mentioned it. I have some hotouch salad up in my apartment. Do you want to come look at it? You're really weird. you're a weird girl. I have some Baba Ghanou shop in my apartment though. That was an amazing day when they're like, oh my God, we're in love.

She's like, well, you know, what I'm looking for in a house, but he's like, oh, yes, well, I cannot wait for you to be my wife. So what would you cook me for dinner? Yeah. I don't cook. He's like, the end. You don't cook. What is this? I love it. I have to say, one thing I don't understand about He's like, the end. You don't cook. What is this? I love it. I have to say, one thing I don't understand about Chanel is that on the one hand, she is like, she really embraces a lot of traditional elements of Judaism and like, of traditional marriage, et cetera, et cetera.

And yet, she's shocked when then she winds up with a guy who is like, you're going to cook for me. Like, if you don't want someone like that, then don't go after like, Raffi or whatever his name was. I was thinking the exact same thing. Like if you, if all your goal, if your goal in life really is just to get married and have kids and settle down, have a husband that's going to take care of you

and provide for you and you don't have to work, then you really probably need to have skill set to. For that. You can't be a cook to you, you don't have to work, then you really probably need to have a skill set to for that. You can't be a cook to you. You're gonna have to know how to clean and cook. I'm sorry. I'm not against women. I'm a woman. I'm all about. But like I'm telling you, if I wanted that lifestyle, look, I'm being totally honest, if all I wanted in life was to marry a rich man and be taken care of, I would damn well be taking a shit ton of cooking classes. And I would know how to clean like Mary Maid's like no one's business if I wanted to get

what I really wanted. I mean, you know, seal the deal. Totally. What do you think, Bethany would say about that topic? What was her opinion made? I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I take like, when like why and like what and like who? That was amazing. Totally agree. I mean, look, I think that you know, you're saying she embraces all this traditional Judaism, Judaism values, whatever. I don't see that.

The only value I see her embracing is the one that some homely guy gives you money for doing nothing and takes care of you. Like, I don't think that should be a religious value. And you know what? Feminism has happened, people. Except it. Stop trying to make it go backwards, Bravo. No.

Like, I also take some offense to her saying that she's a black woman in like a white woman's body, not because I think it's like racist or anything like that. But I'm like, you know, you have no rhythm. Okay, you know, stop saying no rhythm. Okay, Chanel. Stop saying it. You're offending every single black woman out there. I was offended. I mean, God, like, and what,

does she call herself Coco because Coco Chanel? Is that why I like that? I think that she's a very literal nickname. You know, I don't, I really just, I really don't like people referring themselves in third person. I just don't like that I never will. I mean, and her.

Yeah, I have a hard time with someone acting like they're the life of the party. Like, hey, I'm Coco. I'm Coco and then the next scene is her crying to a rabbi. Ready. What do I do? What do I do? Ready. What do I find a husband?

I love that guy. And he's like, he's in being a Jewish heart. Do you know what the Jews had to go through before us? Think about what they went through to get us to this point. He's like, the spoiled little bitch. He's like, look, us Jews are a proud people. We've worked hard to get to where we are.

So the truth is, we're probably not gonna settle for you. Okay? Okay. I guess you're right. It would be harder to be single during the Holocaust. So much. I'm so much happy. I'm so frankly get the hell out of my office. You're making me sick. I could just imagine. I could just imagine her in the Holocaust.

And I'm a juice. I'll give myself Jewish license to say this. But I just imagine everyone's there, like looking for food and she's like, Hey guys, do you think I'm gonna find a husband? Because I shot up. Oh my God, I'm so sorry, fellow Jewish people. I just had to go there. I'm gonna get hate mail. We've been getting hate mail every week now.

Well, I think that you're more representing, you know, just the Jewish side of uh, what am I trying to say? The frustration of having to hear her complain about this. Exactly. You know what she needs to do? She needs to move out of great neck and move to New York, at least of Brooklyn. And, uh, you know, there's a whole world of viable bachelors out there. Okay.

Well, God. Well, not the kind that she's looking for that doesn't exist in the real world. You don't get to go in the real world. You don't go into a bar and like, especially when you're like in your 30s, like maybe when you're 15 or something and someone's like a pervert and just wants to lock you in a closet and use your skin for a mask later or something. But otherwise, you're not going to meet a man

who's going to be like, I just want to take care of you. I just want to pay for everything and you do nothing all day. Why? Never know. No, her biggest problem is that she and Ashley are like really bad fishermen, you know? The kind where like they like go sloshing

into the tide pools and all the fish run away. They walk through by like, oh, the single guys. Hey guys, we're the single guys, you know? And then everyone, the men just like flee. They just, it then everyone the men just like flee. They just it's like it's like swarm Yeah, it's like Steve Martin and Dan Echorib, you know Wild and crazy gals Like they go out into the middle of the ocean and they just get these fat Unkepped worms with no ambition and they toss them into the water and expect the fish to think they're appetizing.

Well, maybe they'll pull in like a starfish or a octopus or something. Even the month fish won a little fight in their worms, girls. So Chanel is trying to find, so Chanel is having problems because her sister is getting married. So she's having a hard time with that. And then we have this Ashley and Joey fight where Ashley is called Joey a bad person because

she's poor and Joey basically invites her to like a TGI fraud is so that they can talk things out and things go very wrong. But what was that? I don't even know how that fight went. Okay, who do you want to be in the fight? I'll be Ashley, because I think I can do her voice. No, actually, no, no, I'm going to let Amy be Ashley, because I'm obviously.

No, you do it. I want to hear you. I'll be the bartender. No, because you actually are a lady, so you can do a better impersonation. No, I'm OK. OK. OK, so I'll be Joey then.

Yeah. All right, you guys go So I'm glad we could be up here because you know, I just wanted to All right because I just wanted to talk about you know like those calamari on sale right now. I was a special I'm sorry Joey. What was the show it? It's just like I feel like you don't like me for some reason I don't understand why you don't like me for some reason like don't like you like what do you mean like I feel like you don't like me for some reason. I don't understand why you don't like me for some reason Well, like don't like you like what do you mean like don't like you like I'm here like what do you mean? Well, it's like cuz what you like called me poor what is it cuz I'm like poor like say what you want to say

Just say what you want to say. Well, yeah, you're like poor you like poor and I'm fine. Oh, you're funny Yeah, I'm actually hilarious. I'm doing stand-up set over chuckles. Yeah Funny looking you're funny. Yeah, I'm actually hilarious. I'm doing stand-up set over chuckles. Yeah. Funny. Look in. What? Wait, I'm sorry. You guys missed the best part. I'm sorry. You guys missed the best part, which is when we learn that Joey is really bad. It comes back, which even Ashi points it out when Ashi's like, what you think you had to poke and Joey's like, no what you think you're the pope? And Joey's like, no, you think you're the, you think you're the pope in a hat. You're wearing a hat like a pope. Ash is like, what does that mean anyway? Who were you the pope?

Like, what kind of thing is, who says that in an argument? I know. They're not very good. They're not very good at this sort of stuff. Man, that was really fun to watch. Ash is, Ash is like, you're really stupid. And. Ashes. Ashes like, you're really stupid and Joey's like, you're a, you're a stupid person. You're stupid too. In a person, personable way. Like a person who was stupid. So think about that. How about when Ashley was like,

mom, dad, Casey is a new friend. I think you'll like her. We have similar upbringing. I'm so excited. I feel like this is a date. I'm so excited. And then Kasey's like, hey, good to meet you. Yeah, so we were at this party and there was all these dicks around.

Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't understand. They got mad at Joey allegedly. They got mad at Joey for talking about dick size on this like, date thing. And then Kasey's sitting there talking about dick size. I mean, of course, how, probably like the house like shake at, you know? But like, the mom is just sitting there talking about dick size. I mean, of course, how, probably, like, the house, like, shake at, you know?

But the mom is just sitting there like, whoo. Like, what's going on? The mom, she doesn't say anything. She's just like, okay, honey. Like, what's going on in her brain? If you look at all the mothers on this show, you see a tormented history of sun damage. Oh, yeah. It's rough. it's rough.

They all look, I'm not even joking, I've been trying to be mean, they all look like they're pushing 80 and they all have like just black sort of like wigs on or something. It's not a good skin scene. Yeah, you're right. You know, Erica, is it, it's Erica, right?

The one that was hot. The hottest really, the really hot one. The hot one, right? She have like the weirdest facial twitches you've ever seen. Yeah, and it always looks like she's smelling something really bad like it's the weirdest thing. She's my favorite one. I just love her. She is so hilarious. She's you know, he's mad at me because 70 got sick. I'm so hot because I can high scores so hot

is like of course people are gonna like text me. I'm beautiful. Like, like not coming out of a nose or eyes crossed. It's like hunched over. It's like one thing the show has taught me is I was way more adorable at 30 than I ever gave myself credit. Oh, how about our dear friend Jeff, Jeff the gay boyfriend of Amanda. Oh, I want you to look at this ring. I want you to look at this ring. Jeff, Jeff the gay boyfriend of Amanda. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Kanky for a doutao. Hey! But that being said, when Amanda told Babs that she

wants to get married to Jeff, all of a sudden, Babs became mom of the year. She was like such a good mom. She was like, she was not trying to be friends. She was authoritative. She had good advice. She spoke clearly. And she was like, absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Perfect. She was perfect. I couldn't agree with you more. I was like, wow, this is really good advice. Not articulated perfectly. It's like. I couldn't agree with you more. I was like wow this is really good advice and articulated perfectly It says something about our times when that is considered good advice That will be at least the year before you get back at least a year

My own flesh and blood me me big jealous of my own flesh and blood Wait, who did that? Which one is it? That was me. Oh my god, that was my own flesh and blood. You have to wait a year. Okay. Okay, listen to me. I'm your mother.

Okay, I know. Fixing your mother. Oh my god, is my preventulating. Oh, we got this. Okay. Okay, I know things I'm gonna I got a new accent I can do babs Babs so I can also do Lily I can also do Lily from from from Shaza sunset But I haven't done that a while so Lily is very similar to babs and that I had to hold my nose. I think you know, I was gonna say that was a little lily. That was the lily for Jewish mom. Lily, Lily, Lily. I think Lily, if I haven't done this in a while,

I think she's like, um, I haven't, where's my okay, packy, goody, goody, 50, 40 night and better. Ha ha ha. It's similar, it's very similar. Cause, fans is my like,

Lily is my like, this. I don't know. My lily is a little rusty. Lily's my like this. I don't know. My Lily's a little rusty. You're forgetting that you do a really good Kelly, Ben Simone. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Okay, close your eyes.

Close your eyes. Now open them. Now close your eyes. Open your eyes. I'll sharpen. Did you guys see her on Watch What Happens a few weeks ago? Yeah. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job.

I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job.

I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job.

I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I'm not sure if you're going to get a job. I love that in her mind, Gwyneth Paltrow was actually there. That's like, wow, she was having a great time. Magic Gwyneth Paltrow was actually there at the end time. Isn't there a movie with... She was calling Alex. Oh, she was calling Alex. Gwyneth Paltrow, is that what she meant?

I don't even know what she meant. I just remember her saying, I'm really happy that I stuck up for Quinnith Paltrow. Yeah, okay, all right. It's like a modern version of that movie Harvey, right? Where Jimmy Stewart sees like a big rabbit. Yeah. Kelly Benson on just sees where I'm Paltrow. It's very glam or sub-date.

I'm going to write a book called, I'll teach you to be hot. Like shut up Kelly Benzimone. Julian Ransick was on Watch Happens Live last night and kind of slammed Brandy Glantville. Did you see that? No, what happened? No, I don't know. And then ever she was all over Twitter, I guess. I guess because she

Brandy said something about tweeted Julian like about you know, because Julian Eurantic took Leanne Rhymes's side. Oh She was yeah, and then Brandy was like, how would you feel if your husband left you and your surrogate baby? Oh like how would you feel if your husband left you and your surrogate baby? Oh, yeah, on Twitter and so and so all these people were going at Brandy on Twitter last

now like that's mean Brandy. You really need to apologize to Julianna. Oh, shut up. I think that Julianna is such a stupid beige. I can't believe she's even on TV or people letter on TV. And she's on TV now with her stupid husband who's famous for winning the apprentice. Come on, get off my TV. I saw Bill Ransick on a show called That's America.

It was like him and Lisa Gibbons talking about like inspirational stories from around America. It was the stupidest piece that should I ever saw. And one time I saw, one time I was at a sushi restaurant here in Los Angeles, and Juliana Ransik was there, and she was not wearing underwear. And I know this because she was sitting at a high table and I was sitting at a normal table.

And basically, if I looked straight, I saw right under her table, into her crotch. So I have actually seen Juliana Ransik's lady parts. And I was like the entire dinner, I was like, I didn't want to, you know, you feel awkward, you know, and especially since I'm gay, I don't even care. I don't even want to see that. To me it looks like, you know,

looking at like Jules Zarrin or something coming out of legs, but like, I was sorry for that image everyone. It was, I was like, Julianne Ransik put on some underwear, okay? You're in public. That's really gross. And it is sushi restaurant.

I mean, if you were to tell him place me to eat me, but like sushi, no. Yeah, exactly Maybe there's some like Rigatoni hanging around Feduccini. Oh my god Well, this is usually when we've reached our natural ending to the podcast and we start getting to really off-color vaginal stuff I think last week we ended with a five-minute run making puns of national parks and vaginas. Oh my god. I mean if you go back and listen to

anything of any of these podcasts just listen to the last five minutes of last week's podcast and I believe the word Cunskill mountains were. I think that was nice. What of our more fans? That was not okay. We're saying the C word way too much in this podcast. We shouldn't do that. I'm sorry. Yeah, we need to have like a ding every time. You know, it's more like we're not trying to be offensive.

We just like making funny puns. Yeah, I think it works. I'm on board. We're not saying that person is a C word. We're just like, you know, yeah, we're just wordplay. Well, just it is. I'm so jealous. Yeah, oh, guy. All right. I'm looking. I was looking for this comment that somebody left on our podcast and it said something like, oh, I used to hate Matt, oh wait, here it is.

Okay, two things, urban legends did not co-star the girl from that 70s show. It was in fact Alicia Witt, a civil war out of Bill, not me. You know what, they're absolutely right. Second thing, and most important, I could not stand Matt when I started listening to your podcast.

I think it had to do with him mentioning MJ's sliders in every third breath. Ah! Fine. It must be a thin line between love and hate because now, crush, as Leah Blackwood say, how fun is that? And I'm just reading that because A, Matt's not here

and B, because it's so fitting because we're with. How fun is that? I'm the podcast. We are. How fun is this with How fun is that? On the podcast. We have fun is this. How fun is this? Oh my god. That's the good. Are we done? I think we're done. I think we're done. Let's just walk away.

Everyone follow Amy where you on twitter. I'm Amy Phillips underscore real clever. Oh, okay. Look for the most clever name on Twitter and you'll find me. Oh, and by the way, congratulations on your recent marriage. My natural. Well, thank you. I took advice from Babs and we've been together a year. No, I'm kidding. We've known each other for like seven years So Well, congratulations. It just was like a week ago, right? Are we gonna have to go? Yeah, it's about yeah a couple weeks ago Where'd you guys meet? We met in right now

We met Christian Mingle of course We met Christian Mingle of course. We met and Detroit in the improv scene through like second city improv and all that stuff. I was just gonna say I hope you didn't meet him in improv class. Wait a second. Detroit has an improv scene? Yes, actually pretty. That fascinates me.

Well, it's actually pretty awesome. In fact, a couple people you might know of have come out of that improv scene, Keegan Michael Key, who has Keegan Peeler right now. That's a show on Comedy Central. And Tate Robinson, who's on Saturday Night Live. Naim Afonk, who's on, who's line is that anyway. So there's huge like improv contingency that came out of Detroit over the last, I'd say,

10 years that are like pretty successful out here. Larry Joe Campbell from Accordini Gym. Like it's pretty amazing. Wow. Yeah, so it's a very small community and because there used to be a second city there, but now there isn't any longer. But that's a whole other podcast.

Yeah, we'll have an improv podcast one day. because there used to be a second city there but now there isn't any longer but that's a whole other podcast. Yeah, we'll have an improv podcast one day. We'll have an improv podcast one day. Drew Drogue used to do a really good podcast called Glitter in the Carbage where it was all improv. He would just have improvisers come on and they would just do an entire podcast as different people. Oh, that's fun. Why does it sound good?

Sounds amazing. I know. And I saw that he wasn't doing it anymore. So that's fun. Why does it sound like good? It sounds amazing. I know and I saw that he wasn't doing it anymore so let's steal it. So anyway I'm sorry Ben I'm ruining your ending. So finish that. So Amy is at Amy Phillips underscore and Ronnie is ass trash, TV on Twitter, but then on Instagram he's at trash, talk TV? Yeah, trash, talk TV. Great. And on my website, trash, talk TV, okay? And on at beside blog on Twitter, Instagram, and Vine,

and by the way, if you've made it this far onto the podcast, you have to do one more thing, which is you have to vote for my blog on LA Weekly's Best of the Web Awards or whatever it's called. My blog has been nominated for Best TV Blog. I was shocked. I did not expect that to happen.

So, it's my first time ever being nominated for something. So, you guys have to help me. Polls close on Thursday, July 18th. So, you've got to do it like right now. I'm voting right now. Yay! I've already done it. The link is actually on our Facebook page,

which is a great segue into why you should follow us on Facebook. Facebook.com, forward slash, watch what happens. Super fun, Facebook page. We have like 1,600 plus followers and very active people post things on there that comment they gossip they post funny photos Everyone should be on that and Except that I got nothing

Yeah, I think that'll be it. Thank you so much for being here with us Amy. Oh, thanks Amy Thank you so much for having me. It was so fun come back again. I will you guys are so awesome I maybe we'll leave it at Leah's house. Oh my god Have a good time And maybe we'll see you at 8pm at Leah's house. Oh my god, I love how I hope so. Bye everyone. Bye. Bye. Somebody try watching it on the internet. The folks behind the side show network have launched a new YouTube channel called Wait For It. It's got interviews with comedians like Reggie Watts, Todd Glass, Liza Slicingger, Slicing

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