Watch What Crappens - Summer House: A RadHouse Divided

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

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Mr. Ronnie Karen, hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hey, babe. Hey, babe. How's it going? Hey, babe. Hey, babe. I'm gonna propose by the end of the month, babe. Babe, that's like insane right now.

But like, Ronnie, why are you putting that all on me? Please don't put that all on me. Uh, what's going on over there? Not much, just, it's, we're here, we're in the middle of our work week, a lot of, a lot of fun stuff. We're talking to the summer house today, obviously, I hope it was obvious. But before we get into that, we have our live shows we just want to remind you about. In case you didn't hear from the other 5 million times we mentioned it, but it's always

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and it was a regular house hunters. Do you remember what you were? They were moving to Georgia because it wanted my farm. It was micro farming douche bags, okay. Those people had five dollars and he wanted to live on Yellowstone Ranch. They wanted a wrap round porch and rolling hills, but also room for cattle.

And a lady who was shocked that there were stalls in a barn She's like wow how helpful keep the animal separated and Normally have the cows breeding with the heads Terrible so anyway, that's that's actually an exclusive to one tree plus and Amazon music so that's there That's it. All right. All right, that's a lot. We just opened our trench coats and we're selling a lot of watches in there.

Yeah, but they're all good watches. We're selling Rolexes. And they're all totally real guys. So let's move on to Soma Housen. Ha! Soma Housen. Yeah, this is a little bit of a spicy episode. Danielle and Lindsay, the destruction of their friendship

continues. The literal worst parts of everybody just coming right out. You know, I got a lot of heat last week, Ronnie. A lot of heat, because I was more on team Danielle in this fight and people were people were upset. There were Facebook posts that were written that were very angry at me. There were tweets that were angry at me. And I have to say I apologize but I'm not going to change my point of view. I stick behind it. I also, it's summer house. So it's like, it's all good because, like, who cares?

It's summer house. We all can, yeah, I don't care if someone's on team Lindsay, someone's on team Danielle, someone's on team, you know, potted plants, I'm all dead, I'm down. That's all good. Well, and also, you know, the, you know, the posts weren't like, Ben, I hate Ben, Ben says. They were just like, I disagree with you, you know.

So that's like, Ben, you are were just like, I disagree with you, you know. So that's all I'm asking. Ben, you are absolutely wrong. What is wrong with you? You are terrible. It's the first time I've ever disagreed with you. And I said, like, why are you putting it all on me? Yeah. Put your weight on me.

But you know, the good thing about summer house is that you pick a side and then the next week, somebody activates and then goes fucking insane and it gets harder and harder to stick up for them as Lindsay often does as you know Any Lindsay fan knows this is just the ride of Lindsay, okay? It is Stick up for Lindsay you stick up for Lindsay and then you're like no Lindsay no People back Lindsay and then you're like, no, Lindsay, no. People are back, Lindsay. By the way, I just wanna clarify, I love Lindsay. I think Lindsay is great chaotic energy. She's like, there have been times

where she has made me so angry on this show because I'm like, what the hell is wrong with her? But she is like a wonderful, perfect addition on this show. She does bring it to life when she is activated and not trying to play like house with Carl. But I do love Lindsay. I just happen to be more undeniable side in this fight. OK, well, I love being comfortable in our clothes

and you're wearing a wrong suit. And you're very comfortable with that. It's very fun. You are a joth and vanness. And you're saying, hey, I am a queer eye. And I'm here to tell you how you could adjust your look right now. No, you just keep that wrong suit. It's wrong.

I'm keeping my jersey bank. 30-500 wrong thread counts. And I say good for you. The shoulder is old. It's old to wide. I get it. So we start where we ended, where Lindsay is out parting with everybody. There's the group that's parting, and then there's the group that's staying up and making

pizza with Raku. Now, I don't know how Carl's about to ask anybody to raise children with him when he's making pizza with Raku sauce. And if you do that for your children, shame on you. Shame. You're teaching your children to be trash. Okay. Thank you.

Mar-a-knot to D-Trap. Saute an onion, some garlic, and Okay. Thank you. Thank you. To be trash. Sate and onion, some garlic, and add some can of tomatoes in there, and blend it up. Is it that hard really people? It's not. It's literally not. I remember actually, I had like a little pizza making phase like 10 years ago, and there's on all recipes.com,

there's like a very highly rated and reviewed pizza sauce recipe. That doesn't even, you don't even have to saute onions. You could just like mix together tomato paste and various things and like oregano and it works. It's just so much better than not red, not the ragu, rose, not the ragu. I like that you changed from a wrong suit to a wrong apron. Don't saute an onion.

I mean like, no, I mean you were fired. I'm just, no, what I'm saying is, of course, I would, nowadays I would of course do the saute onion version, but I'm saying that you could still like There doesn't even do like a simple hack. You could do a simple hack. I still taste better than the ragu You're right. You're you're in a right. Thank you. Thank you for tailoring my suit and making it look better Cuz ragu is just that's a fucking shame so and make it look better on it. Cause Raku, that's the fucking shame. So basically, so now Danielle and Karl are talking,

cause Karl's like, oh, I'm gonna take some of that one to get our thong down. Yeah. So they go into like a little room and they're talking about the relationship and he's like, where is he? We're taking things too fast. And she's like, are you not searching for rings?

And he's like, yeah. And then she screams into a pillow. I was like, ah! She's like, it's been a year, Carl. Like, there's not an, listen, there's not an ounce in me that's against you as a couple. Well, maybe about three to 10 or 45 ounces. But there's not generally an ounce against me

as a couple, but please don't think that this is where it's coming from me saying this, I'm just thinking you guys are going too fast. You just screamed into a pillow. You know what I mean? Hehehehe. She had a nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, Carol's like, well, actually, that makes me feel 100% better, cause like, oh, I was over here thinking, you had an issue with me? I'm like, I don't know, like maybe like our past

from our relationship years ago. And she tells us, I'm at Carl in 2015, and we dated for a minute, and it didn't end well, but it is laughable that anyone would think, I still have feelings for Carl. I mean, that is insane. I just literally wanna hang out with Carl all during the week.

Let's see, let's see. It's not a deal with Carl and let's see all during the week. That's it. So Danielle's like, I just feel like you guys are cutting me out, which is really the crux of it. That I think is. That's it. That's what it is.

And I think, by the way, that's totally valid. You're allowed to feel that way. You know, that's it. She feels just left out, you know? And Carl's like, whoa, whoa, no, I don't want you to, you guys don't think that. Like, I want to find things where we do things like the Four of Us. And by the Four of Us, I mean like me, Lindsay, Wesley Stripes,

and the new sheep. And then like, we can zoom you in occasionally. You know what I'm saying? I don't want you to feel left out. Oh, or like, if it's gonna be like the Four of Us with that robber, it can be like me, Lindsay, you, and like the board in between us all You know like so we're at a Catholic dance We can't actually make out because you probably still want to make out with me because we dated at one time Yeah, like how about it's like the four of us like me

Lindsay, uh-huh Like our cell phone and we could take photos and then you could be like the fourth person You can receive the photos the next day. It's totally cool. Yeah So she's like, why does it have to be couples though? Why can't it be the three amigos? He's like, oh God, because none of you are Steve Martin or Martin Short or Billy Crystal. None of you have any.

So please don't use, wait, then how is it three amigos? Because Billy Crystal was in City Slakers and Chase was the third. You're right. You're right. Your point remains none of them are Billy Crystal. Yeah. They're not said this is either.

None of your Billy Crystal either. Sit down, go getting sleepless in Seattle. Stop forgetting. Stop forgetting. But also it's not Billy Crystal. That was Tom Hanks. That was Tom Hanks. God, what's Billy Crystal dead?

That guy hasn't done shit. Why is he even in our collective consciousness? Work harder, really, Crystal. Hey, Billy Crystal, get out of this summer house recap. You don't have the IMDB to even deserve to be here. I just have to do a song and dance. I know, so please be more gay iconic. So, and you still remember the three of me goes dance?

Oh yeah, it was like, up here, hips, and then spit or whatever. Love that movie. So she's like, why can't it be the Migos? Because I have a different kind of relationship and I have a different career. I'm a startup founder. Oh, Danielle.

So Danielle also posted this thing this week that a listener sent us, a screenshot of, that was like, okay, we're getting ready with my app. So I need someone who can program, and program this entire app based on designs that we've mocked up for free. But maybe you'll get paid in the future or it's such a big product project,

you'll get paid that way. I was like, this is now, this is way, like a year after this shit is shot, and you're basically looking for a free programmer right now. What are you doing over there? It's giving me flashbacks to roamed.com by Landon. Me too. By Landon.

But you know what? I believe in Danielle more than I believe in Landon. I do too. Remember, Danielle was always late because she was on the long island railroad after work and she was working on her laptop and running and all harried with her laptop. I'm like sorry I'm late, I was at work. I'm like pulling off her suit jacket and like kind of getting drunk while also typing emails.

I was like if any girl can make an app, this girl can make an app. Yeah, but I'm a little concerned. I just feel like we're like in a world of tech layoffs and everything. I'm like, is this the time to start up a fashion app? Is this, I don't know, I'm scared for her. So, but either way, that's probably why she's also acting crazy because she's probably stressed out of her mind because she needs to probably be at a terrible decision.

And then she is literally saying, like, I'm stressed out. I'm a startup founder. This is hard on me and Carl's like, yeah, well, that's a lot of pressure and stress on us. And she's like, I just would love the people that are closest to me is hard on me and Carl's like, yeah, well, that's a lot of pressure and stress. I guess. And she's like, I just would love the people that are closest to me checking in on me and like Lindsey being at the top of that list. And if we're going in separate directions,

then let's manage those expectations, which is another reason why I believe she could do a startup because she's saying things like, let's manage those expectations. Very corporate speaking. Yeah, she knows business speak. She knows corporate speak, you know. saying things like let's maddo's expectations very corporate. She knows business speak She knows corporate speak, you know, she's like, uh, you know what? Let's think on that. Let's take it. Let's take a breather Hey, I just put a bump this the top can I bump this discussion to the top?

I'm gonna circle back with so we go to Amanda Kyle and Gabby and Amanda of course, you know loves this shit She's like well, they're never gonna have the same Amasionship they had when Lindsey was single because their relationship before was Lindsey did whatever she wanted and Danielle just kind of supported it Like Lindsey was here and Danielle was here So like now that Lindsey's deciding to be over here then Danielle's over here Then like who's over here. Then who's over here, Kyle? Bingos like, then where are we? Like, my aunt's here, but then that is there.

But then I don't even know where my aunt's or any more Kyle. Oh! Amanda is one millisecond away from just voguing at this point her hands are like, but we're left right, you know? She's like, she is doing the three of me ghost dance. Yeah, she's slowly forming the three me goes dance with her hand examples

And I like Gabby following her hands around and she's like um, so it's like She's over there and then the other girls like but then why am I staying over here when you're over there? Is that what you're trying to say? Yes, yes, yes, three car laundry you're getting You're getting it, you're getting it, Gabby. I know it's like the slowest shell game ever. Okay, there's a P under one of these shells, thinking it's not one.

You're moving very slowly, man. Man, it's not hard to track your game here. Okay, speed it up. Oh, man, to the worst street hustler of all time. The worst, the worst show game, lady of all time. So then we go back to Carl and Danielle and he's like, oh, so you feel like you aren't as close as before? Is that what you're saying?

She goes, yeah, because I'm like a phone call. I'm like a text message. She goes, oh, so you don't feel dialed in? She's like, thank you so much for the corporate speed. Because guess I get I'm an app, see, you don't feel dialed in. She's like, thank you so much for the corporate speed Because yes, I get an app manager and I don't feel dialed As per my email, I do not feel very dialed in right now So Carl's like, well, I want you to find a way to feel like you're getting something back from her like getting Getting support from her and I like I think she wants to do that too. And I think like I get like in the beginning,

it's like weird. It's in the shocks in the two of us. It's like seeing a Giselle, the giraffe, and they're like, fucking, it's weird. But like on my worry, all of a sudden was like, oh, like did she think like, I did something crazy, like, cause I'm like, I'm like really focused right now.

I'm just like, you know, like on this relationship, you know what I'm saying? Y'all. Yeah, he was basically saying, does she think I'm gonna fall off the wagon and just be a crazy fuckboy again? And that's his paranoia. And he's right to think that.

And she wouldn't be wrong to have that feeling either, frankly, and they even tell you in recovery, not to move too fast, like literally, not to move too fast and to really watch out and to not just trust because you've had a good year that it's got a good like it's one day at a time, you know. I mean, did everyone or everybody's heard it? So I've seen Countess Lewans, you know, her post-caperat season. We all saw what happened, you know, it's, you know, after it's that things can still happen, you know. So yeah, I was thinking all that season just flashed in front of my eyes. I remember when

she was like, oh God, I feel so good being sober. Would you like something to drink and open to her fridge and it was all bottles of Jose? I was like, seriously, that culminated her, her sobriety that culminated her like going on a bender and buying like like Causing all her resources to try to buy that roundhouse and nuts and that way And she did it, you know, so yeah, and then just don't word in any way So cars like y'all like well, you know, it's just like hard because like I can be as like hunky-dory with Daniel, but it's like still like not gonna mend Fence to Lindsay and like, I'm just hoping like my positivity and like support can like help them come together.

So, through the power positivity, I'm just gonna see like, babe, babe, a lot, and I think it's gonna work. Babe. So, she's like, well, I want the best for both of you, and I just wanted to be heard in the friendship. And he's like, yeah, I got that. for both of you and I just wanted to be heard in the friendship and he's like, yeah, I got that. Okay, so this is the crux of it. I get that.

I get that Lindsay is a train that just keeps going at full steam ahead. And I think sometimes it doesn't matter who's around Lindsay, as long as she has someone to talk to and laugh with, it could be anyone. And it is all about Lindsay. And it is, I get what Danielle's saying that way, but you can't go to all the girls

It don't like Lindsay and talk shit to those girls and then do it in front of them to like kind of embarrass Lindsay And I think that that's where Lindsay's problem is the Danielle saying all I wanted was more friendship And she's completely forgetting her co-pollibility in what this fight has actually become about Well, yeah, I think actually, I think you actually are right to believe it or not. I think that we have actually found, like, I think we've gotten to the core of it, which is that I don't think that Lins

that Danielle was necessarily going to those other girls to embarrass Linsy, but I think she may be, she was being careless with who she was venting to, not really thinking about the consequences, and Linsy's annoyed by that. But the truth is, like, what, like Danielle's issue keeps getting sidetracked to buy a debate about how she reacted to the issue, not the issue itself. So in some way,

she didn't bring that issue. She didn't bring that issue to the table to just Lindsey. She brought it to the girls behind her back, and then she brought it to the girls in front of Lindsay. That's when she confronted Lindsay in front of all the girls. So I think that's why it's like, you're a issue doesn't matter because what you did was so shitty that like your issue now takes the back seat. Whereas if you just come to where and been like, hey, can we go to lunch and I feel like you don't talk to me or like you don't know what's going on in my life.

Now to be honest, we all know Lindsay and Lindsay might have had the same reaction, which is, how dare you? Why can't you call me? Why can't you call the city? Like she could have still done all that, but we'll never know. We will never know. We'll never. So now, but Lindsay, one of the rare moments where Lindsay is actually partying and being carefree this season because she is out moments where Lindsay's actually partying and being carefree this season because she is out at like a bar and so she's partying with Sam and Chris and Corian Sam are making out and meanwhile it's like 10 18 p.m. and Sam calls the group at home the pizza group to be like we're gonna Go to Southampton social tonight and everyone's like oh not Southampton social again. She's like come, you guys are going out because you're not lame. Okay, Kyle, you're not fucking lame either. Come on, come out. Don't you want to spend an evening out while I make out with Corey and Chris exists? Come on. And the man is like, I'm lame fam. We know she wasn't talking to you.

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I'm going to say something scandalous, Ronny. Go on. Plants are meat. And not only are they meat, they're delicious, especially if they're from impossible foods. They taste like beef. Exactly. Impossible is making meat history this summer. Yeah, they are. Summer of Impossible. I am so excited to be spending time cooking my summer foods, all that good stuff,

and guess what? We can use impossible sausages, impossible brats. I mean, it's gonna be a great summer for impossible foods. Impossible beef is made from plants and 19 grams of protein per serving, and it's better for the planet. And it's meat. Plant meat. Correct. So if you're looking for something to grab for your grill, grab some impossible beef. Summer of impossible.

Start making meat history today. Just head over to the meat aisle at your local grocery store, grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. So then Lindsay gets on. She's like, okay, wait! I just tried calling Carlitos! Where are you guys? And she's like, I'm in a living room. Well, where's Carlitos?

Where is he in a living room? Did he see his phone when I was trying to call him? Why didn't he pick up the phone when I was trying to call him? Was he getting an Oreo? He shouldn't be eating Oreo. What is he doing? Was he delivering his pizza? Does he know it's not delivery? Is this journal? He doesn't have to do that. So they're basically like, oh yeah, he's in the living room. I'm sorry, no, he's in the office talking to Dan Yell.

And that, you know, that you can just know it's the most. Why is in the office? Why is in the office? I don't know what's going on. Why is in the office? Why? Why is in the, uh, Lindsay? Lindsay, fucking stop, go have fun and stop fucking policing helicopter, Lindsay.

But you know what, because she has her abandonment issues, of course. Remember, Aaron, oh, and so I would like. What did she think? She went out and so Carl suddenly went to a whiskey distillery and you know, I feel like, no, I don't think that's what she's saying. Is Sinta like, what the hell distillery and you know, I feel like, no, I don't think that's what Santa is saying to him, like what the hell?

She might think that, but I think what she's saying. Give them a piece of my, I think in her mind she's thinking like, oh my God, like all of a sudden he's not answering my call and now he's talking to Danielle and Danielle is turning him and then all of a sudden I'm gonna lose Carl that it, like I think I can imagine her spiraling because that triggers all of her abandonment issues. That's a good call. Yeah, that's a good call.

That's a good call. See you're wearing. Wow. Thanks. So Carl comes out. It's like Carl senses her. You know, he's been like he's been lintsy to death like literally nearly to death. So he comes out like, you know, he's been like, he's been Lindsey Tadath, like literally, nearly Tadath. So he comes out like, oh, hey, hey, it's me Carl. I am living room, oh, I don't know what's going on here. And I said, um, and someone's like, she's asking you about your car. I was like, oh, hey, Lindsey, before you hear from anybody

else, I was talking to Daniel, who's great. He's great talking to Daniel, totally in your favor. I was like, hey, Daniel, Lindsey, great product. You should write some Lindsey, I'm a, totally in your favor. I was like, hey Daniel, Linti, great product. You survived some Linti. I'm a good salesman, so. Oh, yeah. He basically did that thing where you wake up a minute before you're alarmed.

He's like, oh, I'm just sense ill. Linti, so nice. Yeah, Linti, you guys just like wake up like, oh my God. They're the, you know, that nightmare where you're waiting tables, but you can't get to all the tables. You know, and everybody's yelling at you. Do you just wake up like freaked out? Like, I know I've forgotten something. Sorry, you can't get to all the tables. Everybody's yelling at you. You just wake up, like freaked out.

I know, I've forgotten something. Sorry, you can't get to every table to let everyone know that they look great by the way. So then, yeah, so Lindsay sort of hangs up the phone because they're drunk and they're being crazy. And so there's more Sam and Corey making out and stuff. And Danielle is like so happy. She really feels like her conversation was with Carl.

She got to like the core of what she was on her mind. She got everything off her chest and she needed to say to Carl, everything is great, the air to the all out. It feels like, you know, everything's moving forward. Yeah, she tells Kyle, she tells Kyle all that and she's like, yeah, we aired it out. And he's like, you did?

Did you say everything you wanted? Did you mention that time he did Coke and didn't bring his computer to work? Those fucked up, man. Let's just leave that in the fast for now, okay? Yeah. And then Amanda is doing something on her phone and goes, oh my God, you guys, I took a picture of my face

on accident. And then we see the picture of her face. I'm like, yeah. God, less. God. This person, I can't bring not more people stayed back for pizza night. So, now, it's 11 15. And so the non pizza night people are back for like a change in the kitchen correction correction before anybody, anybody's panties melts. It is 11 16. I'm so sorry. Go ahead, Ben. Sorry, I was 11 very few on the West Coast. So, um, so Sierra and Paige and Lindsay come back and

come back and say, hey, hey, hey, hey, run. Come on, babe, run to me. Hi, hi, like, I wonder, I miss you. I miss you. Oh, are you okay? Yeah, are you sure? Yeah, positive. She of course, runs to him and jumps on him and just like pin some down all the couch. She of course runs to him and jumps on him and just like pins him down all the couch He's like, hmm, are you don't have anybody? Are you sure you're okay? You're okay? And he's like waves he waves it down y'all. He's like, hey look. Oh Lindsay's back. Oh, remember that totally innocent conversation We had maybe we should tell Lindsay about it. She's right here. Lindsay's like, um, who are you waving? I Daniel and she goes oh

Well, that's a really high voice. Like, wow. Well, I leave that, leave you alone for like two hours and suddenly, you know, like waiting to then, you know, like, that's a living room, like, really? You know. So then Sierra, I mean, while the other girls, of course, go to the beds and Sierra looks at Amanda.

And it's like, are you eating canned olives right now? She's like, I forgot how good olives are. Also, the craziest thing happened when you were gone. I took a photo of my face by accident. It was crazy. And then I was like, well, I'm being crazy. I'm gonna remind myself about black olives. They're a thing.

And Paige goes out of a literal camp. She's like, you invited the hobo into our house. And cause like, yeah, it's like beans, but they're olives. By the way, I was really not mad at the man for this. I have to say I actually felt very connected to Amanda at that moment with I love love again. All these people who don't eat trying to figure out food, which is so good. They're all stupid. Not a one of a meetha damn thing. You know, we see them eat a tiny bit on this show,

but you know this cast is like a kind bar, kind of a cast. That's it. It's kind bar and some kind of shake. And they don't know that olives come in a can and they're literally scared to death of getting whatever you get from canned foods, just from watching a manba.

You know what, yesterday I went to Costco and it was actually- Lucky, oh, I know. I'm so lonely. I wanted to text you, I wanted to text you, but I actually felt like you would get mad at me. And so- Well, I feel lonely because you can only really go to Costco

if you have a family like, what the fuck else do you get there? I mean, except a big screen TV or like, you know, I like the electronic section, but you know, or paper towels, I guess there are things I could buy, but I mean, a bag of spinach, is this big? I know. I went, I hadn't actually been to Costco

since before the pandemic. And so it was a good long time. Yeah. And so I got like my new card. I was very happy to see that your face is in color now. It's been that long that like the last time I got a Costco card, it was in that weird like grainy black and white where you,

I look like like a strange mafia. So from East Hollywood. So I went. A card? On the Costco card. Oh, you, oh my God. So you like joined Costco? Well, no, no, I had my membership, but I couldn't find Costco card. Oh, you, oh my God, so you like joined Costco? No, no, I had my membership, but I couldn't find my card,

so I got a new card. Whoa, that's a big day. It was a free day. Big day. And it was so awful in there. Was it? It was so terrible. People, I don't know what happens during the pandemic,

but people, Costco was already rough to navigate, but it's even worse now. And it was crazy, but man, I found out my life. On a Monday. And I felt alive with all those, like, the samples are gone, which is sad, but like, all those things, and I had to control myself. And I just, I have had those experiences where I've gone to Costco and I've come back with so many olives.

And I'm like, I love olives. I'll eat all of these, and I never eat any of them. So I was really good. I did not have olives, but the reason I was, I was then starting to be like, why did I do this to myself? Why did I drive all the way out here? But then honestly, the thrill of a lifetime,

you know who is at Costco? Julio Sweeney from SNL. And I literally almost went up to him and like, I almost said, you're an icon. I almost just had like a gay meltdown in front of her, but I controlled myself. I have an old friend who is friends of hers through a group called the skeptics.

And it's like this big organization who just doesn't believe in things. Like that's their whole thing. So they're like, religion, I don't believe in it. And then they have these big meetings where they talk about like not believing in stuff and Julia Swini is like really high up in the skeptics cults. Well, I called it a cult. It's not really a cult But that's how I always heard of her and they would have these meetings and they would be like fawning all over Julia

They're like, well, what did Julia say about you know Christianity? I was like, oh well, she had quite an opinion. And I always thought it was so funny that Julius Wieny grew up to be like a big fish in the skeptic pond. Well, she was a big fish. My Costco pond last night, I have to say. The hun love it. And that's the Burbank Costco just, you know,

make him do. Yeah, she was so perfect. It was like, I literally, my heart started racing. I don't know why I was so surprised. And I was like, I'm so glad I came to Costco today. I saw one of my favorite SNL cast members of all time. And there were bulk items nearby. I would have said, wow, Julia Swini. So did you realize you were going to be this problematic back in the 90s? Wow. Pull that character out now. Funny you try that one. Okay. Try pulling that.

That was a pat character out now. I think people would love it. Yeah. You could let it. So let's go. So Lindsay is still on Carl's lap, pinning him down and she's doing her baby boy. Oh, she's trying to pretend like she's not fuming in time.

But she's really about to kill him and she's like, okay, baby boy. And he's like, yeah, I was like literally nervous going to talk to Daniel, which feels silly now. Cause I'm like, what I mean, she's just, what did you say, baby boy? Baby boy. Baby boy. Baby. Baby boy.

So, Carl, I wish I remember earlier, I said so. So Carl's like, yeah, it was just like, I'm not gonna lie, I was nervous, but like, but like yeah, it was just like you know the dynamics interesting and she's saying it's like hard because like my friend It would Lindsay has changed, but I'm like not blaming you and she's like And he's like yeah, but she said like to you like before that she would hope that you just would like poke and prod a little bit more Just like poke prod you know I'm sorry. Oh I have to be the one that pokes and prads and figures it out. Like, it's a fucking game. And I was like, oh no.

Lindsay is activating on your laps. This is not what you want. Yes, yes. By the way, I think Carl mostly deals with Lindsay, okay, but he made a big mistake here. All he really needed to say was, yes, I spoke with Danielle and she really understands your point of view more. Because really, he did say the thing about, he did say the thing about like, well, I was worried that you thought I was going to fuck up or something because of our past.

He did say that. But he was also like, I know, you know, he did get Lindsay's point out there too. Yeah, it seemed like a good conversation. And so, he said that. He's selling this wrong. And he's a salesman, and I worry for his salesman quality. His resume is not great.

His salesman rep is not great around any parts, and I can see why now, because this is not how you get. You just need to say Lindsey, we talked about you, but it was in a very positive way, and she totally gets where you're coming from now. That's it. That's exactly all it is. And maybe instead of saying like,

she wants you to poke and prod, maybe say she wants you just to check in, you know, she's feeling a little, I think she's feeling a little vulnerable right now, she's going through shit, and she just, she wants some check-ins. So, but he says poke some prods, so then Lindsey's like, oh, like, that's feeling a little vulnerable right now. She's going through shit and she just, she wants some check-ins. So, but he says, poke some prize. So, then Lindsay's like,

oh, like, that's like a game. Which, by the way, where the fuck did that come from? Like, just, it's not a game. She's just checking on your friend. So, she's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't, I don't think, oh, no. No, no, yes, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no. Listen now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What's happening? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, move forward with me. So quick, good for you. No, no, I think she'll be able to, you are, she's got a startup and everything. And she said the words circle back a lot and enclosed in the email. And something like, I like reciprocated by saying like, dialed in. It was great.

It was a good zoom. It was a good zoom with the internet. The moment that Carl said, I just wanted to hear that she didn't have an issue with me. I was like, oh, that was a mistake. That was a mistake. You know, it was a point of like, you shouldn't be married to Lindsay.

Like, you're dealing with her the best that we've seen, I think, from everybody that Lindsay's ever dated. Yes. But this is a fatal flaw. You. This is a fatal flaw in your relationship. Huge. So now it fatal flaw in your relationship. Huge. So now it becomes about that.

So let's see. So she gets up and kind of storms out. Start storming up the stairs. And it's like, Carl, I thought you were going to like actually have an opinion. And he's like, I do. Which by the way, she means have my opinion. Yeah, because he's been have an opinion.

She just is saying, I want you to have my opinion, not your own opinion. And he's like, I do though, but like I told her, I just is saying, I want you to have my pignion, not your own opinion. And he goes, I do though, but like I told her, I wanted to be, I wanted her to be like supportive of our relationship because like I'm a good person. And she should support me because I'm a good person, who's with a questionable person. So I just wanted to support.

Yeah, but I thought you were gonna have an opinion. I thought you were gonna have an opinion. These are y'all, but like you're not feeling good. You're not gonna have an opinion. I'm not sure about my pignion. Oh, yeah, oh, how do you feel good about it? How do you feel good about it? Yeah, because it's my opinion, it's good, I feel good. You're not going to be much of a good opinion. Oh, no. How do you feel good about it? How do you feel good about it? No, it's good, because it's my opinion.

It's good. It's delicious. It's like if I had chips, I would dip them in my opinion dip because it's that good. So. Well, is your opinion dip low fat? Because honestly, I feel like if I dip in your opinion dip, we would not be good for my body right now.

Oh, low fat's a lie. So it's opinions and avocado good fat So like we're supposed to like wait here for berries and like working out ourselves and then come home And do your like stick our like chips into your opinion and like undo all the work that we're doing Carl Yeah, and where's your opinion Carl? What is it? Well like my opinion is good because she told me she doesn't have an issue with me in our relationship I was like, oh god, you can't. You can't. Because she goes, oh, so she doesn't have an issue with you.

And he goes, yeah. And she goes, so you feel good. He goes, yeah. So, aren't you supposed to? So you don't give a fuck that she has an issue with me? He's like, no, no. It's like he's the suddenly realizes, like, oh, no, no, no, no. It's like, so the entire thing is blamed on me. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm not, it's like something entire thing is blamed on me and he's like no

No, no, I'm not I'm not gonna get into this right now. This is like no, I'm not gonna do this right now I'm gonna do this right now, but I'm gonna do this right now. I'm gonna do this wrong Everything I'm gonna say is wrong. Oh, you look great by the way, but everything I say is wrong Also, you know when your sober is spent listen when you're if you're not sober, if you're a complete drunk and currently drunk at the, don't fight, does not the time to fight with the drunk. Okay, with your spouse, really with anybody, but especially with your significant mother. But when one of you is sober and the other one

just went out and got wasted and Lindsay did, yeah, not the time, not the time. Not the time, yeah. But also Carl, despite all that, like don't say, I just was happy that she didn't have an issue with me. Like, no, that's not. Because you went in there to have a conversation. No, it's just bad.

It's bad. And so anyway, this is by the way, kicking off the, don't put it all on me, put it all on me, Olympics, where there's a lot of discussion of like, well, don't put that all on me. So Lindsay is basically calling him a defensive. Is it all your, all those defensive right now? You are. And she's like, you only care about how you're being perceived in this situation. You don't care about me.

Not true. And they're like marching up the stairs. And Amanda and Paige are with their little can of olives. And they are loving this. They're smiling and listening. And you know, people get annoyed with me when I of olives and they are loving this. They're smiling and listening and you know, people get annoyed with me when I'm like, those are mean girls. That's what I'm talking about.

Who does that when like a relationship's like, it's fine, well, by the way, hello, I mean you. Like how about like the entire nation we're all watching this right now, hello. Yeah, but I mean, that is kind of why they have that wrap, you know, it's like someone's fighting and they're like, I love it, I love every second of it.

But to be fair, it's also could have very easily been edited to make it look like they were just having a conversation, but just when they have a conversation, their conversation's always look like they're listening it on someone. But they probably were listening in. I feel like, you know how we have that thing of like, oh my God, Ben, where Jen acts?

You remember peepers? Well, I'm a little older than you, God Ben, where Jen acts? You remember peepers? Well, I'm a little older than you. So I don't know if you do your math. I do remember peepers, those. You know, like do you remember peepers? Or like do you remember when we all actually had to watch the same channels? Because there were only three channels

we had to gather around the TV. Like page and Amanda are gonna be telling their kids, oh my God, Amanda, do you remember the time when like to be entertained? You literally had to eat an open can of olives and wait by stairs for a stupid fucking couple that shouldn't should have never been together in the first place to start fighting? Oh my god. Go through the days. Amanda, do you remember that time we had front row seats to watching Jessica Tandy and Hume Cronin have a fight while they were doing who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Except they were fighting but they're on lives? That was great. Remember when we had a front row seat to the old man fighting with the C? I think that was amazing. The C was Carl. The actual C. So, uh, yeah, old man in the letter C. Those are the old man. It was weird.

It was very progressive in the genders. So, I had, I guess I should explain that one a little bit more. you're just kids so you're not going to get it anyway But that's what we have to do that's what we used up to do Remember when we saw the Broadway workshop of old lady screams at someone starring Lindsay I never made it very far, but I Really enjoyed her I really enjoyed seeing that production Remember that, it's your impression. Remember when we would just like stay up

and wait for someone to press the medicaler to say like, hey, I fallen. Like because the ones who pushed me down the stairs, then I can't get out. So. Remember that, remember that play we saw where Marines, Dapleton screamed at a man and it was called, I'm not my sister,

I'm in the family though. It was a reference to the sitcom. I didn't really catch on, but I really loved him. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry to everyone of those things. Let's talk about olives. So, Lindsay's like, so everyone's like listening in.

And Lindsay's like, well, are you kidding me? And was it down situation? And then you would understand? And he's like, well, I do care about the situation, specifically my partner and that I've been exonerated and I'm a free man. And yeah, I just was like an honor to have my reputation clean.

Thank you. And no more parties. Yeah, but you don't care that you're just not in the zoo with me. And you don't give a fuck. And that you have to be with me. Thank you. I do. No, you don't, because that's what you're just not gonna do with me. And you don't give a fuck, and that's just gonna do with me. That's like, that's what I do. No, you don't, because that's what you just said to me.

It's like, no, it's not. And the girls are now opening their door and listening out. They're like sketching it on a paper. And Carl's like, oh my God, you are being very difficult right now. Oh my God, that's another thing you don't tell in it, right? Yeah.

So Danielle and Kyler in the kitchen, they're talking, and Danielle, she's over her despite, and she's saying how like, you know, like at this conversation in the car, it went really well, and that she thought they were gonna be able to move forward, but now, like, maybe not. And the girls come down to the kitchen where she is

and they're like, oh my God, 10 yeah, we're 10 yeah. Well guys, guess I was wrong on my perception of the whole thing. And Kyle's like, yeah, did you hear how Lindsey sounded on the phone guys? I just gotta say, you know, Lindsey sounded pretty hammered. That's my observation.

Kyle, whose perception is not clouded whatsoever by, you know, 20 bottles of Schlitz. That's my observation. Kyle, whose perception is not clouded whatsoever by 20 bottles of Schlitz. So, and Sierra, whose perception is not clouded at all by ever of how much she hates when she's gut. It's like, actually, I don't think she's as drunk as she could have been.

So I wouldn't blame it on the alcohol, because she's been worse. Come here, shoes. Here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us.

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Okay, like you always get so mad. I was like, yeah, I always get so mad. You're the one setting the house on fire. What are you talking about? I know. She's like, I'm not mad. I'm not mad right now. I think, no, you're very mad. And she's like, oh, okay, no, I'm not mad.

And then meanwhile downstairs and Uber has arrived, because actually people are going out again. I was like, whoa, whoa, is this like summer house any other season, but this one? Wow, people are actually going out. Yeah, Gabby Sierra and Maya are, no, Gabby's, Maya's not there this week. Right. She's Gabby Sierra. Gabby's in Sierra go out. I know that much. Yeah. And then I'm out in page, like we're staying in. We found out that they can olives. It's amazing.

Here, I thought it was only a jar of world, but cans, they make them in cans. So Carl's like, you know what? Like Linda is like, you know, it's hard to have a conversation when you're like, literally like drunk. And she's like, what asking questions? What is that what? Literally asking questions?

No, like you're putting me in a situation where I was like wrong and like, that's not fair. Like, so I don't want to keep going down this road unless we're going to be jogging it and like counting the miles. I will jog to the moon for you, Bob. On my face. So page and Amanda sit in bed listening to this like, you know George Burns and Gracie Allen or whatever like a radio show and page is like, oh my god. I finally understand I'll live Zary Obama. Yes, I can

Yes, we can yes, we can. I'm gonna make it more just about myself. So yes, I can. Yes we can. Yes we can. Except I'm gonna make it more just about myself, so yes I can. Hope. Okay, then that's all you don't put that on me then. It's like, I'm not putting it on you. It's cause the way you don't matter, why you mad? You're so mad. I'm exhausted and I feel like no matter what I say. And you're like, whoa, we can't have a normal conversation?

No, like you just not hardly get normally like, I've always been feeling and we talked about shit and I felt better after and she told me that she does not have an issue with you and me at our relationship and she doesn't even necessarily have an issue with you and it's just like things would change and she wishes things were different and like you're putting this all on me

Guess what I take the putting it all on you put it on me. Okay, I'm on me put it on me I'm not putting it all on you. I'm asking you to be a fucking partner to me And he's like I am being a partner to you. I'm being a partner to you is telling you you do not I mean you need to have a conversation with her when you can't that's it like dial in okay Like I'm gonna send you the dial in, I need a confirmation yes or no on the email for the meeting. Okay, zoom in, zoom in to this, zoom in to this relationship.

And she's saying, Zee-ree! I've had three gammers Asians, and I want my boyfriend to be like, you were a fucking piece of shit. So my girlfriend, go apologize now, you stupid piece of shit, whore, where the fuck, how about you don't have a start up you have an end down how about that you stupid

bitch why don't you see that and page starts cracking up in bed and Carl's like no you're just being rude just stop it now you came in the door looking for a fight just oh here we go Here we go. Losing man, you cannot just walk away. Okay, sleep somewhere else. I would not be near that. There's nothing you can say. He's like, can you just be a hopper tonight, please? I'll be happy when you understand that this is like yet again.

On me again. It's on me this time, it's on me. And like, you have nothing to do with this. It's like reverse hot potato. It's like they're, they just want on me. And like, you have nothing to do with this. It's like reverse hot potato. It's like they're, they just want the potato to be like burning on them. They want to, they want to be, or they want to be the one in musical chairs

that doesn't get a chair. They're like, put it on me, you put it on me. I think it's so funny that he's, he is so strong in not fighting. I mean, who can be goaded this much and not just be like, fuck up, you fucking crazy person. This is why everyone has a problem with you because you act like a psychopath, okay?

Period, stop back. But he doesn't. He just stays calm the whole time. And he's like, oh, I think you guys should talk. No, no, no, no, no. But Lindsey just keeps pushing and pushing. And then when she doesn't get what she wants from him, which is screaming back at her,

she needs that toxic, ever energy. Where it's like screaming back at her. She needs that toxic, ever-energy, where it's screaming back at each other, and she's not getting it, so she's just pretending that he is screaming back at her. And she's like, don't yell at me! Why are you so mad at me? Yeah, it's so good. It's so funny to watch,

but also so sad to think that this might actually happen. Please don't be get married. Please, I'm begging you now, please think this through So, Carl's like, oh, I think you do need to have a conversation. Because they haven't tried three other times. Well, I had a conversation that I think will help for the next conversation. Yeah, so she and then she goes kind of low, I think, because she's like, well, it would be fun to like, like, not me have to have to worry about it for once in my life because even on my birthday Like I couldn't have a day on my birthday and I couldn't even have a day after my birthday because it's all about you

And I was like, okay, well, that's because his brother died. You know what I mean? Yeah, that was a little grow Yeah, well then there's also she's also like he's like well I'm a horrible person and I fucked it all up. She's like, oh, pity, Bernie. You always want a fucking pity, Bernie. I'm like, you're accusing Carl of wanting to put pity party. Your official anthem is, oh, what about me? What, how many sandwiches have you made me?

Like, how many sandwiches have you made me? That is your famous, famous line of all time. That is the definition of a pity party. You're right, and it does make it worse because her going, oh, it's a pity party. It's always about you and a pity party. I couldn't even have a thing on my birthday because of you and you're a fucking pit.

It's like, oh. Ffff. Not cool. That was a Lindsay. That was not a nice moment. And then- But also, oh, I'm sorry, Ben, go ahead. No, it was just gonna say,

did you manage how Carl gets up and then like slams the door and leaves? Yeah, but then of course he comes right back in. Like a second later. He's like, just how to check out, I just go to the bathroom, that's all big. Yeah. But Carl is doing this thing right now

where he's like, we're on camera and I'm just gonna be like, very cool and calm and collected. But we've seen Carl when he does lose it. And I'll bet that these two go off and he yells just as much as she does and gets just as crazy as she does because we've seen it a couple of times bubbling up this season, especially when it's about other people. Like when they were talking about Danielle and he's like, oh yeah, she's just like, she's just going to like not talk to us about it. I went to fucking the little.

I was like, okay, I bet he does have a little effort inside him. Yeah, well, she's drawn to that, you know? Like, people, I don't know if people have necessarily watched season one, but season one, Lindsay and Everett fighting was, it was just wild. It was crazy. It was never ending. And it was just, I recommend it. It was crazy. It was never ending. And it was just, I recommend it. It started over. It was every year.

It started over any little thing and it never ended. So then Chris is carrying Kyle inside and Sam's wooing like the party game comes. Yeah, they're all like wooing. The party. And the Chris is like a spring with the tail quarry. Oh, harder. Yeah, I'm in the Marines. Do it hard. I could take it. I really can't deal with Chris. He just drives me nuts every single time he's on screen. So he jumps in the pool and then Sam is there, Sam and Cori in the kitchen, Sam's like,

gonna go out to the pool and she's like, I'm gonna go out there and Cori's like, I hope he trips. And then she's like, what? I said, I hope you trip. Yeah. Gotcha. And she throws him against the cabinet. She's like, what did you say?

You're so fucking wasted right now. I could take you. They have this couple. Stay away from me, please. Stay away from me. They're fucking couple. They're so gross to me and everyone online is like, oh my god, they're so cute.

First, I will give credit where credit is due. Corey has made this season more fun. I think just for the fact that he's there and he is fun, he has a good vibe with everybody. I credit him for that. But this show's for us, the fuck boy in the midst, yeah. But this couple. They just, this couple.

So I saw a clip that she was doing. He's like standing behind her and I guess she's being interviewed for something. And she's like, oh my God, how we kept talking like after the show filmed was like, he had all these pictures on his phone, and he showed me a couple. And I was like, those are amazing pictures of us.

I'm like, I want you to send me all the pictures. And he's like, I'm not gonna send them to you all at once. So then like every single day you guys, I'm not even lying Every single day he sent me a new picture Every day you got and I'm like oh Love love via air drop, you know They are like shut up both you shut up shut up. Just a fucking both listen

I want to like learn your iCloud password just go in there and fucking erase all your pictures. I just want to drop random photos of 80 celebrities in there just to screw you. Just look at the picture. This is from Alf. Yeah, I'm going to go, go, air drop you fucking deep fakes of eating McClurge fucking Alf. Here's Mr. Belvedere.

Like they, speaking of SNL, they totally remind me of that skit. Who is it? Was it like Amy Polar and like Chris Katan or something like that? Oh, no, I don't think it was then oh sure Eotere and Chris Katan this like coupled that would like fight but then like turn each other on and like at like Those people it was Amy Polar and somebody. Yeah, Amy Polar and yeah It was a bigger since it was a Chris but I hate you god damn it and then they'd be they do not fight in front of the pub do not fight in front of our They like turn each other on and our glasses Yeah, and then they go to the kitchen and you the couple would be all awkward and you'd hear them in the kitchen like yeah

Fuck you no fuck you off sick you I never stood in bed. Oh My god. Oh yeah Like that's that is begging you stuff. That's what this scene remind me of let's say I'm pushing Corey up against the wall being like what you say You want me to trip is that what you say you want me to trip home to fall I'm gonna fall into your face But I'll see what I was like oh for me please so then Kyle is hitting Chris's chest and Chris is like yeah, I'm military and Kyle's like yeah

Chris is like, yeah, I'm military. And Chris is like, yeah, bloody. Yeah, bloody. And then in Cory, oh, we get some insight into Cory. Oh, right. This is the best news. This is the best news story we've ever heard. OK, but take it away. Growing up, I was always the cute friend.

And I was always skinny. And that bothered me so much. Because when you're that young, everything revolves around girls. And they were always like, you're so cute. And I was like, I don't wanna be cute. I wanna be hot, I wanna be sexy, I wanna be handsome. So I still think I look skinny and I'm never the aggressive one. I just make the girls choose.

I'm talking about you. Oh my God, you were bullied because you were only cute and not hot. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, only cute and not hot. Fuck, hot with that backstory. He wasn't even bullied. People were attracted to him, but they were attracted to him in a way

that was not the way he wanted them to be attracted to him. But that's like bullying to him, like not being considered hot. He was like, I was bullied in school. I was only considered really cute and not hot. So that's why I just can't be the aggressive one with girls. That's what she's. Oh, that's why I just can't be the aggressive one with girls. That's when I learned to have an open mouth laugh,

sticking my tongue out to touch my chin and giving double pea signs, and if girls really like you out to the double pea signs, and tap them onto the window. Oh, good. So then Kyle crawls into bed naked, Amanda's asleep, because God, you know, she ate a lot of olives. She's like all of drunk, you know. She's canned olive drunk,

but she didn't really know how much canned olives can mess with your leptin levels. So she's exhausted and Kyle crawls into bed naked and he's like, Hey, thanks for stealing my pillow, baby, because now I get to share your pillow with you. And you see that his pillow is still there. Kometa?

How's the matter with this person? And how has he not bruised? Because I would have kicked his ass, literally kicked him out of the bed. My pillow smells like Castle of the Toronto Hall. It's augnight. Why is there a can opener? What's the matter?

Why is there a pimento inside my pillowcase? I was trying to stuff it Kyle. So, Carl's morning time. Yeah, Carl's like, aw, since we'll just be in Dr. King, I'll be like struggling to navigate it. And like, I know it's like to have seminary drinks and then like something gets so sick. And then like, you get upset.

Like, 90 of five and percent of like the horrible things about life have happened to me in that moment. So, I'm just gonna think about it. Well while I jog shirtless around the Hamptons. Bye. So yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna think about that while I jog and think about how much I can't wait to marry someone like that. When I'm not drinking. Yeah, I'm gonna think about that a lot while I, uh, take a jog and then come back and I could like, it never happened. Yeah.

Yeah. So Gabby and Danielle and Sam are in front of the mirror getting ready and sounds like, oh my God, Lindsey was having the time of her life life lesson. The time of her life. She got lies, but they're like party lies. What about me? What about me?

She had so many lies fucking in her hair last night. So yeah, she was having the time of her life last night and she made up with Sierra like three times and Gabby's like, what? And we see a clip of it and Danielle's like, well Carl and I had a great conversation here And we covered everything and it was great, but then after dinner, I heard Lindsey yelling at Carl Yeah, I feel like is it gonna be awkward and then Gabby's like listen from my perspective? I don't know how there cannot be a tension.

So Sam goes, listen, you're having a lot of one-on-one conversations and it feels like the one with Carl was good, the one with Lindsay was good, but maybe a backtrack. And while Sam is talking about this, Lindsay out of nowhere appears in the bathroom where they're all talking. I'm just like, okay. And then Sam, it was like Sam's first time being

startled by Lindsay, which I think is part of living in that house that Lindsay pops up like a hey, and Sam. It was like Sam's first time being startled by Lindsay, which I think is part of living in that house that Lindsay pops up like a ghost out of nowhere and the kids say I was, hi, hi. You wanna jump in the conversation? Hi. Oh my God, I'm terrified. I may have just pooped on the floor.

Yeah, because I just popped up. Like, why are you putting on makeup? What's happening, you guys? Everything is great today. Look at me, I'm smiling. And Sam's like, I'm gonna leave. And they're telling her that they're gonna go shopping. Well they're all having panic talk, to be like,

yeah, everything's fine, they were gonna go shopping today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's tell her to go shopping. I think it'll be really fun to go shopping. Do you ever go shopping? Do you ever heard about shopping? Shopping is such a fun idea. Oh my god, is she still here? She's still watching us.

Okay, do we have like about 10 seconds worth of shopping material left? Can we do this guys? No, I don't think so. She's still staring at us. Oh no, what do we do? So Danielle just leaves. She just leaves the room.

She's like, I need my morning beer. So then Gabby's like, so how was your night? I heard there were like raised voices and so I was like, yeah, there were words, exchangeensions and then they was like yeah, I need my morning beer. So Lindsey's like um yeah, cuz I was like how did go with them? Y'all and even like you need to have a conversation with her and I was like I'm already on I do Conversations with her and every time I get more confused about conversation with her so So currently to state if your friendship is question mark,

I guess, and he's like, yeah. So then, Carl is working out. By the way, I want to mention, a few weeks ago, Ronnie, you mentioned Carl's shirt with all the bumps on it, remember? And actually, the people who make that shirt, it's called the Amorpo, they actually sent me one, and I am very excited to try it,

and I'm going to report back on how the Karl Shirt is. So, just get a little update on that. It's pretty cool. I feel like a weighted shirt. I think it's like a weighted shirt. I haven't actually put it on yet, I've tried it, but it's cool, so I'm the Amorpo. The Amorpo, weighted shirt, Karl Shirt, y'all.

Wow, y'all. Thanks. Incredible that I brought it up, andher. Yeah, morpher. Whittaker. Carforshirt. Wow. Yeah. Thanks. Incredible that I brought it up. And they sent it to Ben. So. Well, thanks. They sent the profile to us.

Oh, great. I was one of the responses to the email. I guess you would have liked to talk to the audience. I think they were like, Rami's already got a way to chardon. It's called his chest. So we don't need to send it to Rami. I'm sure Ben has said. I'm sure fewer responses to the emails.

You'll get your own and more for a two. We could be like, oh, more twins. Why would I put into something like that? Don't put it on me. Don't put it on me. All I really need live for a candle live, so whatever, enjoy your fucking amorpho. Well, how about you attach a bunch of candles

to your shirt and work out then and say how that works out for you? Okay. So people are going out for the morning. Some people are going shopping, et cetera. Amanda Patience here come in, they're all dressed up to go shopping, and then Chris announces.

He's like, all right ladies, I've got a variety of games for us, okay? Have a monkey going shopping because I don't want you to miss out on the games. And Sarah goes, yeah, don't worry about us. Go ahead and start without us and finish without us. Okay, you're done. Nobody likes you here.

I speak for me and the audience. Come on. And he goes, and when she goes, finish without us, he goes, I always do. They're like, oh, God. But Sierra likes it. She's like, finally charmed, you know? So Carl comes in and sounds like, I'm on,

I'm on, he's like, oh, I was working, oh, hug. This was from Barry Spookamp. Oh, sorry if that was a heavy hug, but that was an amorphous like so. Yeah, I was just a little heavier than that. It's a heavy morning, but only because I'm wearing a weighted shirt, y'all. So he's like, morning,

oh, morning, oh, morning, oh. So yeah, so Carl's like, yeah, I went for a run and I was like working out and Then I had to shave my face because it grows back really quickly and like nothing's wrong on my life right now What's so ever so let's just talk about my facial hair? Yeah, bro? Yeah, so yeah, remember when I had an aborma session just last week. Oh my god Yeah, you did and this is good. Yeah, I like roleplay, but it doesn't really take a lot And then she's all over Carl and every Amanda page and Sierra just stare at each other

looks and they're like, what the hell? And oh no, I just put Amanda in page, give cringe looks with their same shape, different colors sunglasses on their heads. They're both like, they're looking to live through all of colored lenses. So yeah, Daniel's like, oh, so we're just going to pretend like nothing happened, like nothing happened last night. I just, listen, I want them to go to the distance and that's why I want them to fight

because if you want to move fast, you can't sweep everything under the rug. Like, we see you. It's like, you can't sweep everything under the rug. It's just, it's gonna lead to disaster later. That's all. That's good. I don't know. I good. I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. I think sometimes there is a case to be made for sweeping shit under rugs. That's why rugs are there. Sweep it under the rug. Then you can come in with a shot back every few months and clean under the rug. Not everything needs to be a huge fight.

And I don't know who you're talking about, who you're talking as anyway. You're not some relationship expert. You've had like one boy, one boyfriend since we've known you. And he's barely speaking to you, even when he's on the phone with you. And well, actually the truth is that, like, yeah, maybe they should fight,

but it's not up to Danielle to decide what are the things that they have to fight about. Like, they decide if like, if they wake up the next morning and realize, okay, that was just a stupid drunk fight, whatever, or whatever, you know, like, it's not up to, they don't fight with Danielle. It's about Danielle. Yeah, and well, okay, that was just a super drunk fight, whatever, or whatever, you know, like, it's not up to, they don't have to fight Daniel. Also the fight was about Danielle.

Yeah, and well, also the fight was about Danielle. So she's like, yes, I do want you to fight about me. That being said, it does feel like this is an unhealthy relationship. It does feel like, like, yeah, you guys are going a little too fast. Like, try to like figure out what's going on here, because some things did come out in that fight. Yeah, I, that, that fight was, I wouldn't, I couldn't be in a relationship I'm not built like that. I'm not in a relationship at all ever per first of all so I get that but that kind of yelling

one person being sober one person getting drunk and activated I don't I couldn't be in that that would make no notes. So but also I think that that is why you sweep it under the rug because Carl's probably thinking of it as like, well, she was drunk. Like, Lindsey, when she's sober, we've seen her on this show sober and we're like, boring, because all they do is say, babes to each other and like brush each other's hair. It's boring. And of course, she goes out and she gets activated and now we're like, don't marry her. But I think the car is probably coming from the place of like, well, I'm sober.

So when she comes home acting like that drunk, that's just her drinking and so I'm not gonna hold it against her the next day. So we don't need to talk about it. We just need to sweep it under the rug. Yeah, because they know each other for several years. He knows this. He knows this is what Linde's all about.

But still, I say sweep it under the rug. There you go. That's what I say. You know, I actually don't have a very strong opinion either way on whether this one should be swept under the rug. I think it was not, there were definitely not great things that came out of it, but at the same time, it's like, hey, you know, he's Carl knows Lindsay. He knows this is what dating Lindsay is all about. So there is an argument to be made for like, whatever, let's just move forward. So anyway, the girls- Just sleeping under the red.

Yeah. It's weird under the red. Yeah, it's just super under the red. It's super under the red. Yeah, super under the red. So let's go to Sad Harbor. That's where you go shopping here, I guess. So the girls come in and pages like,

oh my god, look at the start window. Love the sand. Cute, touch. Cute. I love those. I don't like those, but I love those. And what about those ones? I love those. Oh my god, I loved, I hate that. That's stupid. Look at the clerk. She's stupid. Oh, sorry, you could hear me. What, you're stupid. I mean, I love you. Anyway, fun time shopping, guys. So, it's here. It's like, should we

get Carl, Carl, more the lure? And Gary's like, oh my god, I love those. And they were like, yeah, love those. Hate those. Love those though. And so that's pretty much it. And then we go back to home where they're playing games, Chris is games, and he's drawn on a mustache with a marker. Because I don't know, that's what game show hosts do, I guess. And so Chris is like, all right, turn maggots.

And Danny, I was like, um, is that an army term? And he goes, yeah, army maggots. All right, Kroy, you're gonna Kory, you're gonna shut this bad boy, two turns around the pool, then you're gonna do some crunches. God, I fucking disguise making me nuts. Who's the idea of a fun day is this, doing crunches and running in circles?

This is a guy who does CrossFit, I believe. Like, this is a sort of guy who equates fitness with mass amounts of fun and that everyone believes it's fun. He's the sort of guy who, if he were, a go-go dancer. His go-go dancing would be to do pushups on stage and to flex and kiss his bicep, but not actually to dance or be sexy. He actually would conflate fitness and exercise with sexiness.

That's what he's doing here. He's like turning all their fun, all their activities into just like working out. And so he like, they're just playing flip cup and then he makes Corey like do laps and do pushups and do crunches and then Corey's doing crunches and Karl's like, oh, it looks like he's like trying to're just playing flip cup and then he makes Cory like, do laps and do pushups and do crunches. And then Cory's doing crunches and Carl's like, oh, who looks like he's like trying to suck his own dick. Yeah, I'm still like, Carl the framp boy guys.

I just said that, yeah, isn't it Cory? He did try to suck your own winner, bro. Ha. So then back at the store, a page is like, oh, so, how are, speaking of clearance racks, how are salmon Cory last night? Yeah, he's like, oh my god, they were very salmon Cory. How are you speaking of Clarence Racks? How are Sam and Corey last night? And Gabby's like, oh my God, they were very Sam and Corey.

Like, I'm excited for her because she's excited for him. And Paige is like, yeah, I think they're like a nice summer flame. Yeah. This is Paige's way of going, oh my God, this will never last, but have fun fucking about fuckboy for the next month. Exactly. And Gabby's like, I feel like I could totally get along with Corey

if you just like stopped trying to hug me all the time, like just don't touch me. Which I could do. I feel like that's such a great like character assessment of someone. He's just always trying to hug. But that's me though. Like I can, that makes me sad because I like Gabby.

She would never want to be friends with me But you at hug to be like oh, hey, how's it going? But he's hugging to be like yeah, I'm it's like part of like a persona building thing It's not you're not trying to build your persona through hugs But he's trying to be like yeah, I'm just like cool Corey I'm just like your best friend Corey, you know, but I might want to fuck you too. It's a different. Yeah I'm the guy in a Pearl necklace who's harmless. He's having you.

Yeah. I think it's you Pearl necklace. So Amanda's like, are you not the hugger in the relationship? And she's just like grossed out. And she's like, so are you affectionate? Okay, one was last time you held somebody's hand. And Gabby's like, ew, gross. She goes, okay, hold my hand right now.

Okay, hold it, okay. Now finish the conversation. We're gonna ease into this. Ugh, Gabby is so uncomfortable. She's like, oh, this terrible. Holding my hand is 20% off right now. Does that make it easier? A little bit.

My hand just offered you a job. Does that make it easier? Ugh, maybe. And Amanda takes her other hand. She's like, okay, okay, I hate that. I hate that. It smells like olives in here. Pages like, well, when we hold hands,

like when me and Craig hold hands, he holds my wrist because my arms are like so long. So when we walk down the street, don't, is that a problem at the airport? Just, yeah, someone literally checked on me. They said, remember you okay? I said, yes, it's not like he's my uncle. And they all start laughing.

Yeah, someone asked Paige how old she was. I'm actually surprised that there was not been like a paparazzi photo of like Craig holding her like that and someone being like, look at Craig, he's always trying to control her. Like I'm surprised someone didn't think that he was dragging her through the streets in a pap photo.

Yeah. So they returned from shopping and like, oh my god gross, it sounds like they're at the pool. It sounds like they're doing a game. Yeah, because Chris places whistle and they and like, oh my god, gross, it sounds like they're at the pool. It sounds like they're doing a game. Yeah, because Chris places whistle and they're like, oh sports gross. I don't want to go back there. So then they go out to say hi and there are planks. This version of Spin the Bottle where Chris has it, they also have a circle.

They spin the bottle and Chris is holding an egg. And if the bottle lands on them, Chris gets to nail them with an egg. Yeah, so he's gonna do that. So he does it and he throws an egg at Carl. But it's a hard boiled egg. And so it just pelt Carl on the, I don't like the pie. Because I was like, where's the egg splatter? And there was nothing because it's hard boiled egg.

He's like, oh god, that hurt. And of course, And there was, not because it's hard boiled egg. He's like, oh, God, that hurt. And of course, like, oh my God, who put hard boiled eggs in the fridge? Literally everybody who else who put hard boiled eggs. And how do you not know there's a hard boiled, can't you tell when you hold an egg? Like if it's hard boiled versus not hard boiled, I feel like there's a distinct difference, right?

Okay, just like, that's Amanda's breakfast. So much for the bagel breakfast that a man loved. Then we get a Sam and Corey notebook romance moment. Sam's like, um, I was like talking shit. And Corey is like, I'm cool with that. And she goes, you're too easy. He goes, did you say I'm too easy? He's like, yeah, I got harder.

But these people in a bird cage and send them off to like another consonant. I don't know. So Matt is like, um, all can't grow up. Did you guys get your fertility stuff in the mail? Cause I didn't open mine yet. Patients is like, oh my god, do you guys want to go to my room and like open our fertility pages? Yeah, so they go up to get their the read their

Tess so page goes first and her test says that she will likely hit menopause around 51 and has an average number of eggs for her age And she's like oh my stuff is normal. I guess I just my body just liked and subscribed to itself And then Amanda's like um you may have an average round of eggs. Congrats. Mine says, mine says, I may have an average number of eggs. And I may reach metapods at 51. This is starting to sound like a false test. Not false, but just a copy test. Like, maybe it always says the same thing.

You know what I mean? It's like the magic eight ball. She's like, wait a second. It also says I have an abnormally large amount of olives in my ovaries. I don't even know you could do that. Says you will soon discover olives. That's crazy.

It's like psychic. So then Sierra though, her response is that she'll, she'll be likely reach menopause earlier than 51 and she has fewer eggs than average. So she's kind of devastated by this. It's one of those cruel things. Like we have actually seen this in a lot of like scripted things where someone encourages someone to take a test

or get a result for something and then they, like I'll do it with you and then they are the ones, the people who encourage this, are the ones who actually get the results that are less to their liking. And so she's kind of like, she's pretty floored by it, and she starts to spiral, and I feel genuinely bad for her, because she clearly was not expecting that,

and was going through it. Yeah, this is not a real test from a doctor. Let's go to the doctor, guys. Normally, I'm not the kind of person to say, let's go to the doctor. But also, I also admit, I don't know much about science or really much, but pricking your finger, I don't know that that's going to tell you how many eggs you have.

Okay, so go to your doctor. Okay, they can literally count your eggs. They have a machine there. It's like a... We've seen it on a many rovishes. That's for sure. It's like an eggicus, okay? And they can egg your eggs.

I've seen it on Bravo. It can be done. Go to the camera. Yeah, so Sierra, you know, buck up, because who knows? Maybe you'll be better when, you know, this... I'm like giving like a pep talk to something that happened in the past.

I know. It's another doing more game stuff outside. And Corey and Sam are lying down for another romantic scene where she's just slapping his washboard abs. And I'm just like, you can just slide there, because I'm just going to slap your stomach. Oh, yeah. Go away.

So Amanda, by the way, Amanda is also having mixed emotions because she was actually hoping they would be a response to the test that was like, oh yeah, you are like low on egg. So it explained why she hasn't been having her period and why she's been losing weight. So it has actually not solved anything

and now she's also feeling a little worse. So NCR is talking about how she wants to have a family one day and so she always wants to have kids, so this is causing her to freak out. So then, she's like everything I'm doing right now in terms of my career and finances and even looking for a relationship

is to put myself in a position to have a family. You're doing summer house and winter house, first of all. Okay. And I don't think you're nursing, you're only recording TV shows. So I'd hate to disagree with you here, but I will say, I think you will be a beautiful wife and a wonderful mother and I hope that happens,

but just don't kind of end up happening on these shows. Okay, look around. Well, I mean, look around. It might happen on these shows and. Please don't let us show on these shows. Okay, we've already got the very awesome the rear of the mirror. Okay, that's what we're saying.

We're saying, look at who you've chosen. You know, at this point, I'm just worried about your picker. I want you to go to the doctor. I want you to say check on my eggs and make sure my picker is okay. Yeah, you've gone from Austin to kind of Corey to God knows what else you've gotten store for you. Can't worry.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm worried too. But now Kyle and Danielle and Carl are sitting together and Kyle's like, wow. Oh my God. I was like, my third work out of the day, like no big deal. And Carl goes, yeah, well, you need it after eating 5,000 calories or cookies.

Whoa, Carl. Whoa. Sorry, not everyone wakes up and goes to bear is bootcamp every morning like you do. Yeah, but that's how Carl is. He gets wasted and then eats everything. And I'm sure Maya has tons of cookies that they haven't let her promote. So, what's my...

I don't even see the try to buy again. So don't we see the footage, by the way, of Kyle eating those cookies, binging them right before... Binging. Binging. Okay, Kyle gives me so much hope. Like, that one day you can have a body like that and binge. Yeah.

And God, that sounds amazing. So Daniel is Kyle Danielle and Carl talking. And Carl's like, so how are things between you and Lindsay and Daniel says, you know, I thought things were great. But then after the Carl talk, I guess she just needs to hear a thousand percent support all the time. And Carl's like, well, I tried to relate that, but I guess I didn't do a great retelling. So I just said you should talk more. But also just like to point out Danielle, you still haven't really said sorry for what she wants you to be sorry for, which was talking to all the girls about her back. Well, they need to have a very simple conversation where they essentially come to basically what we talked about

to begin the podcast. Like, I should not have vented to those girls and let's just say, and I should check on you more. And that's like, I think that's kind of like all they have to do, but they're not doing that. Even though they've already had that conversation, they haven't quite had that conversation, not quite. So they need to like really just like just say it, you know?

So Carl, uh, so Danielle's like, yeah, but she doesn't need me now. And that's how it feels like I'm being cut out. So we have everything figured out. I'm happy. But check it on me, so like it doesn't have to be like, oh, World War three, okay? It's not tip for tat blame game. And so of course, Lency comes right up up and's like what are you talking about? And she sits right on Carl's lap possessively, you know, she's like this is mine Do you have anything to say to my seat? You can say it to me for us

And you're like oh, we were actually all talking about you all on the floor I really like what did I miss and And Daniel's like, well, for some reason, you both feel or have felt that I don't support you guys as a couple. And then he's like, correct. And Daniel's like, well, and like this, that's like so far beyond what is actually happening. And then he's like, not really,

because you said, I'm glad to be weirded out by this. I'm glad to be whatever by this. So that could be different from you can still support something but be weirded out by it. I firmly believe that. Like I supported. I know that they're happy. I'm weirded out though because like our relationship has changed. Can I be the best at both worlds? Okay. So then Lindsay's like, but you keep saying our friendship has changed because of this relationship.

And Daniel's like, well, I don't want you to get defensive because this has nothing to do with me wanting to get more out of you and our friendship because I do feel like you know I need you, you know, because like we used to always hang out. And Lindsay's like, but you're not in the city, Daniel. Like I'm not saying you aren't there as much as our relationship hasn't changed. Wait, I'm not city, Danielle. Like, I'm not saying you weren't there as much as our relationship as I'm Jane.

Wait, I'm not saying, hey, oh, I'm not saying, hey, you weren't there as much as our relationship. This Jane's like, come on. And she's like, yeah, but you can't, so you can't check on me physically. If I'm physically not there, you can't check in with me. And she goes, no. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

let's go know. So it's got, so then Kyle goes, well, she literally just wants to be seen by our best friend. Also, does anyone have any mint Milanos? Just asking for a friend. So Lindsay. And of course, Amanda and Paige are watching this whole thing. I'm like, yeah, like spooning the hollins

into their mouth. Yeah. So Danielle's like, why the fuck do you get like this? Now also, I will say, to Danielle is not good at communicating with Lindsay, because earlier, a few lines ago, she was like, don't get defensive and now she's saying, why do you get like this?

Because when she says those things, all she's doing is making Lindsay defensive as getting away from the conversation. Just like when Lindsey's acting like that, focus on how you can just communicate with her and not like attacking her for having these admittedly very defensive reactions. Well, everybody knows, everybody knows,

especially I feel like every woman, when you're fighting, you don't say, oh my God, you're crazy. Like that's like the last thing you say. And that's kind of what Danielle is saying over and over. Like every time Lindsay says something, she goes, oh my god, why are you getting like this? And I think Danielle's purposely doing this

to activate Lindsay, to get Lindsay activated to make Danielle. I think Danielle, look, everyone who's been on the show this long, these two know that this is now a storyline, right? It's not just a friendship thing. This is now like a storyline. It's like finally Danielle versus Lindsay. And so I think Danielle is gonna do whatever she can. And of course she always sees Paige and Amanda over there watching everything, getting ready to report to the court, what just happened. So I think Danielle's playing this a little more

ready to report to the court what just happened. So I think Danielle's playing this a little more carefully than people give her credit for. I think she's purposely trying to push Lindsay over the edge. Of course, that's not very hard to do because Lindsay falls for it every time. Yeah, I don't know if it's purposeful or not, but I think you made an interesting case. And Danielle's like, she's like, it's not tit for tat.

Like, this is me trying to explain myself to you because I want us to get back to the sisterhood we had wherein you just did things and I was like, that's a great idea. That's a great idea. That was a real sisterhood. And she's like, yeah, I want us to go back to the friendship we had and then to go,

but then you're talking shit about my relationship all the time, which is true. And of course Danielle has no answer for that. So she just goes, come on, that's fucked up. I'm like crying now, I need to go. Like, how do you not see that? I'm gonna go about a while. Like, this is ridiculous.

Pages like, from a far page, it goes, oh, Danielle's crying. She's crying. Get open up a new can of all to stat. This is a big one. This is a big five. And Danielle's like, I would like a dive for you. Don't you see that? And Daniel's like, I would like a dive for you. Don't you see that?

And Lindsay's like, I've never blamed you for my shit. She goes, I'm not blaming you. Why does that have to be that? And she goes, well, that's what I keep hearing. And Daniel goes, from other people. And she goes, yeah, because you keep talking behind or back to other people, you idiot. That's why she's hearing it from other people.

You can't get mad at her for listening to other people when you're talking to other people you idiot. That's why she's hearing it from other people. You can't get mad at her for listening to other people when you're talking to other people about her. So Paige is like, so Danielle like storms away and she goes inside. So Paige is like, I'm going to go see if she's okay. So Paige and Amanda of course go scurrying afterwards. But Danielle's in the bathroom. So Paige and Amanda just sort of stake out the kitchen and they're like, let's just like casually eat these olives. So that way when she comes out, we just like happen to be here. We'll be like, do you want an olive? Have you ever heard of olives before? They're like really good.

Do you want to try it? Then she could be like an olive sister with us. And then she comes out of the bathroom and they hug her with her mouth full. They're like, more. She's like, I mean, just when I think we're breaking through, it's tip for tat, which by the way,

I just learned that phrase. And I love it. It's funny. Amazing. When you use it in every chance, like, yeah. She's like, and she's like, you've been talking to everyone else about it. It's like, you've literally talked to Paige and Amanda. I think they're doing it right now. So then Lindsay outside is like, it's not fair to put it on me. Yeah, that's her favorite thing. That's her thing.

Don't put it on me. Like. I understand the friendship component of it, but I also have a lot of feelings about how she's been speaking about my relationship two days ago, and she said it was weird that we're dating. When we see the flashback where Danielle said, I'm allowed to feel weird about it, which is different than saying it's weird that you're dating and I will stand by that.

Thank you very much. Not really, she's saying I'm allowed to feel weird about it. Like it's weird. Well, it's not what we're saying. It's very similar. I mean, she's saying like, I support you guys, but it's just like it's weird for me because we were trio and now we're not a trio anymore.

So it's weird for me. That's different than saying like, how weird that they're dating? Like, why would they ever date? You know, that's a different, that's a different, in my mind, that's weird for me. That's different than saying like how weird that they're dating like why would they ever date? You know that's a different that's a different in my mind. That's a different new wants So she's like well it's two days ago now two days later And now she's supportive suddenly and cows like well, I think for it's gonna be weird because you guys are like a three-legged stool Hey, by the way, it's what they used to call me in high school. All right

That's how everyone wants to be described like can we go back to three Migos instead of three like us to all, thank you. But he's like, yeah, now you guys live together with like your weird animals. And like, I'm sure she's just trying to like make sense of that. And she's like, yo, how does Lindsay not understand that? Lindsay's like, hmm, like Lindsay does not take that in whatsoever.

So because they're fighting about two different things. Yeah, they actually are. So then Danielle is inside saying, I'm trying and she isn't. Like if you need some time to marinate about what you want in this relationship, then fine, do it because like this is what I need. And if you don't want it, that's fine.

Well, she needs you to stop talking shit behind your back and you're currently doing that. Although she does that as well too. She went into the girls and does it too. So I don't know that's not really. It's a weird thing because they're all in the same place. Yeah, they're sorry to talk over you, but they're all in the same house.

And at some point, if you need to vent, like you just have to have the people that are there, but yeah, so Danielle's basically like, yeah, if you need to vent like you just have to the people that are there, you know, but yeah But yeah, so Danielle's basically like yeah, if you need to marinate on that then you know marinate on it and page is like Speaking of marinating have you ever had marinated olives? They are divine so then Sierra has made a fire and she's very proud of it because this is what happens when you don't bring Luke back Okay, people have to learn to make fires has made a fire and she's very proud of it because this is what happens when you don't bring Luke back. People have to learn to make fires.

So she's like, I can do anything a dude can do without a man and on my period, not going to lie, look at this fire. And everyone's like, wow. And Kyle comes out and is Kenny Chesney and cowboy hat and they have hot dogs and hamburgers. And then Cory tells Sam she's cute. And she's like, oh my god, I can't wait to you guys, just go to the bone zone already. Yeah, and then start talking about vibrator.

It'll Chris goes, I have a question. Chris, of course. He's like, if a girl looked out a vibrator on your first date, would you guys feel offended? I'm like, I would be offended to be on a first date with Chris, to be honest. That's where I'd be more offended. I'd be offended at myself.

Danielle's like, well, if she pulls out a vibrator, you should feel bad about yourself. And Paige goes, I don't think that's true, which is funny because she's with Craig, whose thing with Naomi, Naomi's like, you don't even ever have sex. Like, what the hell? Like, he became like some, he became known as like

some sexless monster or whatever during, I'm not monster, but you know what I mean? That was kind of the storyline back then. So I love that page, it cracks like, oh thank God. Yeah. You got a vibrator. Because I'm like that. I'm very tired.

You know, I'm sexual, but then I'm sexual for like 10 minutes and then I'm like, okay, that was fun. Like when we do something else, I love a toy. Yeah. Yeah. Craig and I,, we introduce twice quickly. I mean, I have my vibrator and he actually just had Tonka trucks, which is sort of weird. He just sort of puts them around on the carpet. She's like, you know, he stabs me with a vibrator and then he stabs a wall with a butter

knife and then he comes. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. But you know, I've known that vibrator for longer than most people here, so I feel most comfortable with the vibrator. Sorry. Which is what Craig also says about his minions plushy, which he cuddles in bad at night, instead of me. He said it inspired him to have a pillow business, and yet none of them are round.

It was just super weird. It's a vibrator. Okay, you know what? I'm thinking about olives too much. Let's just keep moving. So now they're dancing and they're dancing and like, they're in the kitchen, they're dancing like in the windows, trying to get the outside people to come in.

And Carl's like, oh, this is like, you know, like the red light just stretching out of the room. I like little men dancing in windows. Like, it's like that. Right guys? I can take that from the top so we can really think about like that image and then it can all laugh this time because you didn't laugh this first time. Okay, no?

Okay. Some we see Carl and Lindsay and bad and Carl's like, bad. You're like so beautiful, man. I'm just like, um, don't make me cry, babe. I know I can't cry, babe, no, me. I know I'm moving. Oh my god, Lindsay making cute, too voice, I can't. I know, it's a lot.

So then, um, Sierra and Paige are in their room, just sitting on their bed, and then everyone comes into dance, and everyone's like, ah, they're just like dance again, they're having a fun time. And Lindsay and Carl are just like, basically everyone is in one room having fun time.

And then Lindsay and Carl are in a separate room, just being cutesy. But like you could tell, Lindsay can't stand this. Lindsay cannot stand being away from the group and not doing all the fun things that's everyone else. So she's like, babe, do you wanna see what's happening? Like two doors down,

like this is not the same as going to Montauk. This is literally just like two doors down the hallway. Can we at least, can we at least peek in? Can we just like, open the door? Yeah, okay, let's go do it. Let's go do it. I was like, oh my god, it's Kyle Mendte's. They actually joined in the fun. Yeah. Kyle's like, okay, it's time do it. Let's go do it. I was like, oh my god, it's Kyle Minty. They actually joined in the fun.

Yeah. Carl's like, okay, it's time to go now. That was fun. Looked not fun, babe. She's like, that was so much fun, babe. I was like, I'm glad we spent 30 seconds in there and got a taste of what life used to be like when we had fun, doing fun things. Yay.

So then in the morning, Chris goes through the house blowing the whistle. God, this fucking fine. I can't He's so Patience here. So Patience here awake up and Well, by the way, he doesn't have great. He doesn't just go to the house the whistle So Corey spent the night in Sam's bed. So he's like, huh, where's wow? Which room did Corey stay in last night? So he goes downstairs with the whistle. He goes into their room, which is sort of like a shared room also.

And he pulls the blankets, he whips the blankets off the bed that they're in, and then pulls Cory off of it, aside from the fact that it's so obnoxious because like, who wants to be woken up that way. But they could have been naked under there. That could have been actually very mortifying for Sam. We're both of them, but I think especially for Sam, you know. And there was a whole real world scandal based on this very thing in season two, okay Chris?

This shows what happens when... Oh, don't pay attention to history. You don't need to whip out a Tammy defense here, okay? No, but I think it all... This is many years later and these people fuck on camera now in front of like... No, but I do think in all seriousness, like that was fucked up, like they were like making out all night long.

I don't think you just go into someone's bed and just like whip the sheets right off the mom camera. Okay, this is an hour and a half in. Like it's too long for me to care about Chris whipping off a blanket. But I don't disagree with you. You made me mad and I wanted to register with that anger on the internet.

I said, thank you. Your registration has been stamped. Thank you. Thank you. But I can't care. has been stamped. Thank you. Thank you. But I can't care. Okay, that's fine too. So either way, and the funny thing is, I thought this episode ended after the Daniel and Lindsey fight, but it's just, it's just what it's supposed to be.

Why is it? It just keeps, I just kept scrolling. That's why I was like, what the fuck with this show? How are we talking about summer house? We're literally nothing happened except Lindsey screaming all episode. Well, it was a good episode, but like it feels like the episode ended and now we're watching this stuff and basically Sierra, I mean pages risk hurts because Corey jumped on it last night and now they're drinking orange juice in the like they're sitting around and Sierra's like guys. How old is this orange juice? It says September 29th. Like what month is it right now?

Page is like August. That's a Sierra. She's like, first of all, they're in the kitchen and page is eating out of a pot. I think it's something from there. I think it's like the rule they had from yesterday, like at their fake dance party or whatever, like potato salad. I don't know, but I was cracking up. It's just like, because pages so little anyway, she looks like a little girl just eating out of this, I don't know, but I was cracking up. It's just like, because Paige is so little anyway,

she looks like a little girl just eating out of this giant bowl, you know. So she's just sitting there and she's like, yeah, so this orange juice expire September 29th, guys. What month is it now? Paige goes August. She goes, oh, so is it old? September 29th.

So look at the bottle, does it look like Lanzi? Cause that will be your answer? September 29th. So look at the bottle, does it look like Lanzi? Cause that will be your answer. September 29th, it's August right now. She says, yeah, but like, what's the number day? She says, it doesn't matter. We're not even close to September 29th. Sierra goes, yeah, but sometimes that's just the date the store has to sell it by.

Like it could still be good in page, cause it is good. Oh my God. I think I wondered did Sierra, the Sierra thinking it was September 29th of last year is that what was going? Yes. Do you think somebody went to the store

and bought orange juice that was from a year ago? Like how backwards is the Hampton? You know, those little grocery stores. The funny thing is all that orange juice, like simply orange, all that stuff, and tropicala, all those things. Those things sit in a vat for like a year before they even get bottled.

I read this in the comments. It's like mayonnaise. Well, it's like mayonnaise. Manny's, like literally have you ever seen bad mayonnaise that you buy from the store, like helmets. It never goes bad. I think orange juice, in the walking dead, there's literally no food left on earth

because it all spoiled, but they can also have orange juice somehow the walking dead. There's literally no food left on Earth because it all spoiled, but they can also have orange juice somehow. So I'm saying. Well, it's really fascinating how they treat orange juice. And it's like technically, it's allowed to be called quote unquote fresh, but it's actually been sitting in a giant bat somewhere for a year before it's even been put

in those plastic bottles. Anyway, it's a great metaphor for the cast members on this show. Yeah. So um, Carlo and then Z in their room are like, Carlo's like, Oh, miss you, babe. When I was working out, it's like, you know, babe. Yeah, babe.

I miss you. Yeah. So then Amanda is downstairs and she's like, where is my man? And Sam comes down. She's Sam. And Amanda goes, Oh my God, you're calling him your man now. She says, but now, she's Sam. And Amanda goes, oh my God, you're calling him your man now? She goes, but now. And she tells us, Cory hasn't made it

below the collarbone yet. My mom will be so proud. So we're gonna go fucking Montauk. Yeah. We're gonna see how far this chemistry takes us. We're gonna fuck, yeah we are. And I'm gonna see if I get the echermot. So, hey mom.

Angrius is like, oh, so good seeing you, Cori, and Cori's like, yeah, I mean, I might be back next week and I'm not even sure. I'm maybe, he's like, oh, really? And it's like, so it doesn't Cori own businesses? What's up with this sort of like buying, I mean, obviously I know why he bought a one-way ticket because he's on this TV show.

But I'm like, I'd like the idea that he quote-unquote has businesses in Charlotte, and he's like literally nowhere near them. So, smiley face, Jim. Smiley face, Jim. Where you can get a drink while you work out. Yeah, but it's like he painted a smiley face because he's like an artist. He's like a artist. He's an artist. That came from when people were like, you're cute and not hot. Yeah, he became an artist to like deal with my pain. His emotions. So now we go to the city and I'm like, how is this happening?

We're starting a city sequence. The show is like, it's been going on for like three hours now. And so the music is suddenly very intense. It's almost like a corporate training video. It's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And Carl's just like walking down the street like, y'all, I'm walking, y'all.

You know, like all the things that have happened to me, I like have led me to where I am like right now in the summer and like, everyone listens to that like a little voice in their heart. My little voice is screaming, you look right by the way, but it's also screaming, oh, and say, and deep down. So, there's a fear, but that's totally natural. It's totally natural, fear is natural.

So, that's what Jared's told me, and I'm here to make it a Vesh. So the ring dealer is the dad's girlfriend from succession, and she's like, oh my god, are you ready? And he's like, oh my god, holy shit. Can I just say to this ring, babe, blah, babe, babe, I can't hold back anymore. I'm gonna get done with you. I'm gonna do it. And it looks like next week. Meeeeeave!

It's happening, happening next week on Summer House. And that brings us to the end of summer house and everybody. Thank you so much for being here with us. We appreciate it. Yeah, and we will catch you on the next episode. Talk to you later. Bye! Bye!

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