Watch What Crappens - Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

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Summer housing and previously on Summer House. It's my birthday. Oh my God. She's even worse than Stasi about this. And it's kind of Stasi next generation, which is weird, because I don't think she's younger. It's just a, it's kind of like a re, it's just a, it's a retread, you know. We're on the third week of her birthday. That's what it is. Yeah, I guess so.

And actually, we had a, So, I hate this now. Well, and then there was a week off of some house. So now, like, her birthday has spanned, like, four weeks or something. It's really been a lot of Lindsay's birthday. Yes. So, shall we just jump right in? Lindsay has... Okay, so whoever missed the last episode here's what's going on

Basically Lindsay and Sierra are not fighting over awesome, but they're fighting over Austin. Lindsay's pretending She doesn't care and Sierra's pretending to Austin that she doesn't care But then Lindsay's jumping on Austin and Sierra's mad at Lindsay because Lindsay has nowhere to back for Sierra tried to have a talk Lindsay wouldn't have a talk back for the year. I'm not. Mm hmm. So you're trying to have a talk, Lindsey wouldn't have a talk. So then Lindsey ends her birthday by going out and finding a guy named Luciano and bringing

him home and fucking him. So the last episode ended with her fucking Luciano. Guess where this episode starts with her fucking Luciano. You go. Yes. And in true summer house fashion, we are cutting between like five different locations at once So she's fucking Luciano, which we fully support and then Luke and Austin are arm wrestling down in the kitchen at the same time and Of course

Austin cheats he puts both his hands and Luke is like, oh, that's two hands though It's two hands and of course Austin wins and he's like, you bitch, I knew I was stronger than you. I'm like, god damn Austin versus god damn Celine Dion. Am I right? God, I was insane right now. And then we cut to another really exciting couple, Carl and Mackenzie, just like reading their phones in bed. I know.

And then, so while these guys are celebrating their arm wrestling, you just hear a man to go, Kyle, and then Kyle of all people goes out to the kitchen, goes, Hey, it's, uh, three o'clock. It's time we start using our indoor voices, which is like, you know, Kyle, like every episode for the past five years is you at 430 in the morning, eating funnions alone and be like, woohoo in the kitchen. Yeah, but today he's, this is the weekend he's asking for a prenup. So he's doing whatever he needs.

Oh, oh, shut up. Boom. And then Austin slapping his ass. He's like, that is a child. That is a child. You will run. That Austin's tongue is just out of control. It's just everywhere.

And then Lindsay having a post-quadal giggle. She's like, and he's like, Luciana's like, what are you laughing at? She goes, oh, stop being so cute. Whatever your name is. And then Austin goes into Andrea's room where he's sleeping. Yeah, of course Andrea is smart enough to not be in this room, okay? It's like the only person on this show not wanting to get in bed with Austin and Austin just comes in there and is under wear and he's like falling down drunk and he can't get into bed and he just gets in there

It's good. Yeah, and then. He's so gross. He's just so. He's disgusting. It's not like he's the only fall down drunk on this show, but it's just so much more disgusting. I think because I know how much money. Well, I know that his parents have given him so much money. And it's like, this is what they get. They get to see you falling around drunk and some other dudes about you won't even be in your presence. You're disgusting. They're just like a sense of entitlement with Austin. Like when he gets drunk and literally falls down on Dandrea's bed, there's like a sense with Austin that he feels like he deserves

that bed at that moment. And it's not like, wow, I'm displaced on Drea. It's like, this is my, I'm an established quote unquote Bravo star. And so therefore I deserve to have this. I just feel like everything that uses within title meant. I agree. And I think that he looks at it like, I'm on this cast too. So I was as much my bad. I think he thinks he's elevating the show. Actually, I think that he thinks that he's bringing star power to the show and he's gonna be bring, he's like boosting the ratings as a result. Yeah. So yeah, he's disgusting still, still hate him.

So then next morning they wake up, the house is a mess. You know that that fucker Austin is never making that better changing the sheets by the way. Nope, as well. So the house is a mess and Lindsay and Luciano. They're fucking again, they are fucking again. I mean, Luciano. I say good. I'm a goat weed. I mean, what is it? Luciano? Yes. He's he's doing it good for him good for her and I wrote down someone who has proud parents

Look at this and I just wrote down Carl making Carl noises like, yeah. So I'm assuming what I heard was called, be like, yo. Morning. Yo. Yo. So it looks right to it, by the way. Yo. So while Luciano and Pager, I mean Luciano and Lindsay are bounding. She's like, an outfit full price from Zara.

I just want to die right now. I mean, there's like a random guy in her bedroom. And Ciar's like, I know, it's like gross. Yeah. I'm like, all right. Like, I know your majesty at Lindsay. But I think she's entitled to get some booty, okay? And she's like, yeah, I mean, like you're dating 10 other people.

I have an inkling of respect for other people. And Paige is like, I mean, what kind of brothel are we running here? I mean, Sierra was deeply hurt by Lindsay's behavior. And does that even matter when you're in bed with a different guy? Excuse me, weren't you just fucking two guys at the same time and using one to get to the other?

You fucking hit the great age. That's true. that is true and then Austin like Andrea walks back into his room where Austin's just like lying there and Austin's like hey Andy Andy where'd you sleep last night Andy like every time he does it I just get I like my skin crawls me says Andy oh not only, he's lying in the bed. Okay, he's lying in Andy's bed and his pants are down his pants. Okay, it was like holding his dick when Andrea comes in. And he just keeps it there.

He's like, wait, he's in, Andy, wait, he's in. Where'd you sleep last night? And Andrea is like, oh, with Alex. What the hell? Where is Alex? Alex is dead. Alex, I'm like, is he getting phased out? No, he said he said he was there He was at the party. He was there. How did they cut him out of this whole thing? Wait, did he say he stepped in the same bed with Alex or he just sleeping in Alex's bed?

He said he slept because he said Alex's bed was bigger It was ambiguous about whether or not he shared the same bed as Alex. Part of me wondered did Alex just come for the day and then have to go back to New York and then producers thought it would be too annoying to have to describe that. But he said his bed is a little bigger. Wouldn't that mean like two people are sleeping in the bed and his is bigger? So I slept in his or did he mean like that? It could be that. So I took the chance. I don't know But it's just we I want to know what happened with Alex and how come I like it?

Yeah, they I think they are I think that Alex is like a little bit of a dud and so they are I think phasing Alex out Because they don't even give him a vignette in the like during the week It's not like they don't give him like Tuesday. I mean they've later on they give Danielle 30 seconds to face time with her mom. They can't even give Alex 15 seconds to pick out some ground turkey at Whole Foods. You know, they don't even give them anything. It's bizarre. I mean, normally they would just not pay attention to that person, but to have them completely cut out where you don't see them at all. I mean, it's just weird.

Something weird's going on. I stick by it. I want to know what her dance. I think they did that to Jacqueline though in season one. Remember Jacqueline, the fit model, who they should bring back because. Just. Just because why not? Armored.

But I think they phased her out too. She like came in late and then phased out early. So let's see here. So Luciano's like, we're going to soccer game. And then me and my friends were were gonna go back to Argentina. And then she's like, um, where are you still here in talking? Mm-hmm. So he needs a ride home. So she's gonna take him wherever. And then Maya jumps in bed with Danielle and Robert. And she's like, what is that? What was that noise? And he's like, Lindsay was here with her boo. So like, oh, I thought it was a food processor, slowly dying. Okay. So then, so then Lindsay, she's gonna take,

she can take Luciana to like a train station or something. And so she like pokes into Austin's room and he's lying there just like show the sandwich pants. She's like, and he's like, why are you dressed? He's just so aggressive in his obnoxious questioning. He's just like always trying to neg people at all times.

And she's like, he'll say I'm being angry now. And he's like, do you fuck that guy? That is amazing. That is amazing. He's like, I mean, I wake up and I'm like, naked and afraid, and I'm like, I'm the talented, she's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then they just went to Pugging.

And she's like, it's my birthday. So if I want to have fun and fuck a guy from a bar, that's what I got. I'm down. So then Carl and Mackenzie are in Carl's room doing some weird dance like like the plane director dance or whatever the runway directors. They're filling the void of their emotional connection I think. They're just like yeah they're just not connected.

I mean at this they have no chemistry as far as they really don't. And also I think this is why people are so afraid of sobriety because they watch this and they're like, oh my god, what do you do if you're sober? Like you can't do it. This is what you're doing. You're doing the the plane director dance. Like, oh my god, I can never stop. So then there's just like more kind of like mourning activities. Like Kyle's asking McKenzie if she had fun. And she's like, kind of like morning activities, like Kyle's asking McKenzie if she had fun and she's like, she feels like everyone really made her feel welcome, especially the cameras that she could be on in front of.

And then a personal highlight for me, I actually had to text Ronnie as soon as I saw this, was Carl, he's gonna be, hey, let's go clean up. Hey, let's go to that palm tree out there. Let's go, let's walk up this palm tree. Usually nothing bad could happen while I walk up his palm tree. Oh I may just keep poking himself in the eye like a video game that you don't know how to get out of the bad spot And he did it right after Andrea said so are you going to keep seeing her? Oh right after Andrea said so are you going to keep seeing her? Oh, right. Maybe not.

Have you literally seen her? Like the G. Wow. You know, I used to say that. I didn't really flow shit a lot of dimensions, but now she literally only has two dimensions for me. Oh, long my eye. And Andrea goes pretty great by the way.

And Andrea goes, that's three. Yeah, he knows. So then I'm making that car. I love that car. I heard I'm the cheap palm tree. Fake plastic palm tree. He's like, aww. And then I had to point out it was a tree. He's like, I know.

Thank you. So inside McKenzie is telling some of the girls in the kitchen. She's like, they're like, did you sleep well? She's like, yeah, guys, Carl flains some ocean sounds. No, I think that's just Carl's version of snoring. You know, he goes, y'all look great, boy. Well, great, boy, boy. I mean, I don't know. I guess it was relaxing. I did feel like I looked great when I woke up though, so that was nice. I did feel like I looked great when I woke up though, so it was nice.

I did feel like those waves had a lot of affirmations for me. So then Carl's talking about her with Andrea. He's like, oh, man, yeah, she's cool. Like, you know, being, being able to like be around my friends, like, oh, that's a big deal. That's a big deal, she knows. And Andrea is like, oh my God, especially yesterday, we saw many fights.

I took a shower. Yeah, he's like, so did you have a little sex session? Now with your little, little, little, little mechanics, he's still tiny and little and small. I heartbroken, I'm going to be heartbroken by the episode. And he's like, oh, no, no, we didn't. Oh, so only Lindsay had sex.

Oh, yeah, holy, oh. Just like that palm farm to get it. God, it's really hard out here. Very difficult. And then a little later in the kitchen, Carl says something that I would love to say at some point. Maya. Thanks for your cookies.

Thanks. That'd be great. Hey, wonder what those like. Wonder what that experience of eating Maya's cookies is like. I wonder. I wonder what that's like. Wonder what that experience of eating my cookies is like. I wonder. I wonder what it's like. Every time I see my do anything on the show, I get so annoyed.

Like when she tells a guy later, yeah, we should definitely go have drinks now. I'm like, get your ass home and make my cookies. What do you mean you're gonna go out and drink? It's like when you're, it's like if you're like dating someone and you text them, be like, hey, how's your day?

And they don't text back, but they post something on Instagram. I'm like, well, I know you're on your phone and you text them, be like, hey, how's your day? And they don't text back, but they post something on Instagram. I'm like, well, I know you're on your phone and you've been active doing something that you haven't responded to my text. You have to admit my cookies. Yup. So the guys are cleaning, right?

So my, or they cleaning and Sierra says, not anymore, I think it's safe to go out there. Because Sierra and Paige are not going to help with shit ever. Like that's their no. So they go out, like the girls go out there and Austin goes to Sierra. Yes, what's wrong? She was, are you really waking up? Like what's wrong? Cause of course, Austin's waking up thing, saying what's wrong? He was, we just cleaned this whole fucking thing.

And you should have seen it. It was like a murder scene It was like a murder scene and all the dead bodies look like god damn slain Dion it was crazy And she's like, um, yeah, I wasn't gonna help with that because yeah, no was expecting you Oh, but and she is wet Never answer nothing at all. Never did all I just need to see her at- Just realize her beauty and not deal with this shmuck anymore. It's just-

She's wasting so much energy. So much energy. Just try and have these passive aggressive battles in the morning about cleaning up. It's not worth it. Don't talk to him. Don't address him. Don't even think about him. Please. Yeah, you can't get a reaction from somebody who doesn't give a fuck about you in the first

place. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's awesome. She's like later on too. She's like, fuck this amnesia shit. So, my also, I have to say, it's getting on my nerves that page and Sierra are just like, no, we're the people who just don't do anything in the house. Like, we don't help clean, we don't do shit. It's starting to annoy me at this point. I think just because the show was so emotional that now I'm like, and here's another thing. Here's another thing.

You need your cookies. You need your cookies. But it's such a weird quality to think is cute. Like, you know us, we just don't do anything. Get the fuck out there. They need Hannah back. It's that way, Hannah can take all the heat. But now that Hannah's not there,

they're gonna start getting the heat, you know? Hannah's whole thing was like, she said she would take out the trash, and never took out the trash. So that was a big deal, but no one says anything to these two. Yeah. So there's like some cutesy scene where Maya is asking about Oliver and then Austin is like

Oh, get me the fuck out of the hamptons and Lindsay's like oh everyone's gonna be fine I mean you want to know how I know he goes how I'm because we have each other Because when's if that's not the best fucking thing you said Reenan real hug So fucked up. Why would you want to be friends with somebody who treats you like that? Why no? I'm gonna get it So then page and Sierra are packing and page is like I know you're upset and Sierra says I'm not crying

It's just like you come up this weekend, just embarrassed the fuck out of me. Like, what's that? Yeah, that was the worst part. Second worst was Austin and Abaithing suit. Wait, oh man, that was the worst part. Also, I didn't like how you treated you. Well, the Austin and the bathing suit part, that's more just like the lifelong trauma that we'll have to carry with ourselves. And what he treated you that was just I just generally didn't like that. So, you know, that's more just like the lifelong trauma that we'll have to carry with ourselves.

And what he treated you that was just like just generally didn't like that. So, you know, there's two different categories. I mean, there's a reason people think you're an asshole and it's because you're an asshole. And Sierra tells us that she's over it. She's over it. Yes, no regard for me. It's so hurtful and she is over it. Which, there you are. It's a lie. A lie, not. Yeah. It's so hurtful and she is over it. Which, no you're not.

It's a lie. A lie not, yeah. It's full lie. And then we just see Amanda just sort of like lasing about, be like, Kyle, I'm a really slow packer, Kyle. And they're kind of just like, there's like a quiet, there's like a stillness about their room.

I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding. She's walking around the room, like with, I don't know if it's a scarf or something and she's like, I am a really slow packer. Just walking very slow. It was very, very slow. So Kyle, Kyle has this pre-nup situation and in that he doesn't have one and he needs to have a conversation with Amanda about it. It's been hanging over his head and they've had this really great weekend, but he knows he has to have this combo. He pulls her over to outside the house and they sit in some Adironduct chairs. He's got some paint on his leg. It's light and banter in the beginning and then he's got like some paint on his leg. So it's sort of like light and banter in the beginning. And then he's basically like, so I've had some investors say this,

I'm gonna blame this on the investors, not on me. But they say I would ask this if any founder, that's about to get married. And if you and Amanda talked about having a pre-net because it's something I've put off for a while, I haven't said it because make me uncomfortable. This makes you uncomfortable. Yeah. Have you seen this so?

Oh, what an absolute whoosh this guy is. So Amanda is like, well, I don't like that Kyle, because it's like we're preparing for his separation. Yeah, it's called responsibility, okay? Second of all, you're the one who should want a freaking prenup, okay? What's gonna happen when you're saddled with all of his debt? Which is right. He's got four and a half million dollars in that didn't he say that so you might want to sign it Yeah, I think it might not be a bad idea for her to look into this. Also because there's not been a lot of evidence from this show that seems to suggest that they may be a forever couple.

I mean, not to be a dick like that, but they seem to love each other, but they've also have a huge amount of dysfunction on display. So I feel like this is a solid, like, you know, like, prenup yourself up. And she's like, but I mean, I've overcome so much and I've put up with so much stuff. And I've like, forgiven so much stuff. So like, if I was going to leave, I would have done it a long time ago. But I'm staying because we all know weddings, fix relationships, Kyle, and if not the wedding, then the baby's Kyle. But I'm also kind of with her. And like Kyle's kind of presented himself as a really rich guy, right? He's got all these startups.

He drives a new fucking million, zillion, trillion, $1,000,000 car every season. Their apartment is insane. Like, they have an insane apartment. So he's kind of presented himself as this wealthy guy. Um, and so I would be like, fuck no. Like, you don't get to treat me like that. And then make me sign a prenup too. Fuck you.

So I get where she's coming. Yeah, but I think you have the strongest point, though, which is that like that actually Amanda is the one who probably is in danger here, because this is I mean, it's still a startup. It's still a pretty crowded marketplace. And although we see I mean, I see love boy everywhere to be honest. I see it all over the place. So I think it is also a problem business. So how much money do they make from that? You know, because it takes the hefty chunk of it. So, oh no, no.

But he seems to be a little bit more. Yeah. Either way, I think a prenup is good for both of them. We at the law offices of Karen and Mandelker recommend prenup. Listen, you can either get a prenup now or you're gonna be seeing a different lawyer later and he's actually coming to your house today. Hey, have you been in a disaster

call conovering associates? Hold on, I've got to take my headphones off because they're tangled up and I'm afraid that every time I move, you guys are showing up. So, Ronnie, you talk for all of the three seconds while I untangle. No, I'm just gonna watch you in silence. Oh, look at him, he's untangling it. And he's looking down at them. Oh, he's wiping them off.

Oh. So, was it tangled cord, or did you just have slimy ears, shit all over your head phone? I saw the white. Was there white? White. The white. Oh, the white. You're like, you're like, you're like, Windex. No, no, no. No, it had to go down.

It had to go, it had to travel down and go through a loop and come back up and around. So now, hopefully, yeah, it was exciting. That was, that was something special for the people watching at home from crap is on the man. Like, you get, on your side of the screen, you get to show up, you learn on my side of the screen, I get to show off my headphones, coming off my head and going back up. Exciting times guys.

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And he goes, wow, I mean, you're still here. Like you took that. That's amazing. That's amazing that you took. I'm like, huh, is that really not money? Well, because then no, she didn't say to get, no, sorry, she said, oh, there's nobgans in the back. And she goes, it's for my took is. So normally, if you were actually Jewish or have understanding of, you know, she'd say, it's for my toches, that's how you say toches. But she goes, it's for my tookus.

And he goes, oh, yeah, you're a tookus. Oh, that's for you, tookus, yeah. Oh. She's like, is it really that funny? You guys are, I mean, it's cool, it's cool. And you know, I'm really glad you came like and met my friends, cause like, we really are like a little family

All right, just like yeah, I would hang out with any single one of these people on TV You know totally if you want me to be a cast member and take over Alex's spot I totally will you're so welcome and he's like, yeah, I mean you were really surprised me ever step away Oh, I was like I'm like getting to know you. It's like, yeah, I mean, you're really surprised me ever step away. Oh, I was like, I'm not getting to know you. It's like fun. And I didn't think I was ready to meet someone else, but there's a lot of things I'm not prepared for. Mainly Palm Frons.

They really can sneak up on you. It's really scary. So he taught, he gives her kind of the, like, I'm not, I need time. I just can't rush into anything, which, you know, he's got his, I don't wanna call it an excuse because it's a real thing. Like, you shouldn't be in a relationship right when you become sober, right?

That's common knowledge. Everybody tells you that. At the same time, I have heard this from Carl every single season. As you pointed out last week, that this is still a carol move and Just because someone is more sober. It does not make them less fuck boyish and I'm not behind I

Yeah, I think that If you're not supposed to be in a relationship when you're Sorry, I mess up if you're if you're supposed to not If you're supposed to avoid relationships, your virtue of sobriety, then just don't get into a relationship. And then, you know, like don't get a relationship but then tell someone, I just won't take a slow. Because ultimately, whether it's for your own sobriety or for just your fuck boy needs,

you're basically saying, I want my cake and have it too. Like I want to do this, but you have to be on my, like you have to wait for me. And in this case, it seems like more justified than in the past, but it's still kind of a power play. And it's just classic Carl. It's a classic fucking Carl, okay?

And she's like, well, I mean, I know, like it's okay because I know, like with you, it's not like, oh, let's take things slow so I can pursue other people Mackenzie I know you've watched every episode of summer house. I know you have yes Why are you pretending that you did not see the first five seasons of this show? That's exactly why you saying it to you? Dodo bird Yeah, like you were literally on love island CPS Okay, you're on the cbs island. You should be aware of these things. Okay.

So then Carl starts to Carl starts to cry Understandably because it's the one your anniversary of his brother's death. So he's sort of like having a moment and It was like very sweet and sad and and then she basically consoles him. So that was nice That was a nice moment for Mackenzie also, because she's really generally, generally terrible. But this was a nice, nice Mackenzie moment. I speak from Love Island experience, by the way. She's been fine on this show. I'm just saying I carry Love Island baggage

onto Summer House. So everyone says they're goodbyes and then we're back in the city, back in the city, busy working in the city. Hello, and welcome to the page to Sorbo Show. I put together lots of outfits that you definitely need in your wardrobe. Here's one. It's a man's pajama shorts and pajama top.

It can, you can go anywhere with what the fuck? I've got an idea. It's that you, if you wear a top and a bottom. You are fully dressed and adorable. I have seen some of these page disorbal looks and I'm a little confused. Mac Granted, not the target age or audience, but I get I get confused seeing some of these.

Have you seen any of her Amazon live stuff? It's like, I know what I love, shirts with collars. They are amazing. Hey guys, here's a pro tip. If you want to wear shoes in a pinch, put on some shoes. You've been served by Page of Servo. So then um, fucking, fucking, fucking busy. I'm rich, rich, So then Danielle space-timing her mother The big day for a tricky monical on summer house Yeah, and we don't we don't even see what they're talking about. It's basically just a classic mom

Why is your camera so high up? I can only see your forehead so her mom read just the screen and then it's just like Wednesday Wednesday and we just like this way from her. The songs are just they're trying to put a lot of songs in but they're making less and less sense okay so this one's like I've been doing doing been I've been doing doing been I've been doing what what is the song what have you been doing? No, leave me on. What have you been doing? Sorry, Ronnie. The song just wants to take it slow. So just like give it time, give it time to like reveal itself to you. So then we have Maya and CRS. Well, she's just talking to you on the phone. Let's let's say what it is. It's a Maya not making the cookie scene.

That's what I thought. I was like, well, look at you. And you're walking instead of taking a cab because you're not making any rush. Okay. Enjoy your time not making my cookies. So she's walking up to her date with Oliver, but she's on the phone with Sierra first to get like a pep talk and Sierra is like

just going there and be light and My eyes like light and airy. Yeah light and airy What is she a croissant like what kind of advice is that? What is she a croissant? What kind of advice is that? So neither of them are lightenary, which is what's funny about them, saying to be like that.

And Maya's like, lightenary, that's not my aesthetic. So she goes in and she talks about how the last time she went on a date was when she was 24, this whole Maya is like a 70 year old widow is hilarious to me, okay. You're not old. 24 was like a couple of years ago. You're gonna be fine. It's a date. Okay. Yeah. You will literally be fine. Just like, I mean, I just think of everything that could go wrong. Like, what if he tries to touch me and I don't want to be touched? What are the bartenders like?

Something for the happy couple, but we're not a couple. That's awkward. What if he's like, when was the last time you made cookies, do you charge people for their cookies? Do people, when they pay for cookies from you, do they expect the cookies in a reasonable time frame? Like all these questions, I'm just not prepared to answer. So she's late, she makes him wait. She's like, sorry, sorry, I'm late.

And he goes, oh no, I didn't order because I really wanted to wait for you. And she orders a classic margarita and he orders a spicy margarita. And I was like, are these crazy kids gonna work out? I just don't know. So Oliver starts with some really strong elevator material. He's like, so on the way over here, I get an elevator and it just stops. And she's like, in your building, she's like, oh, okay,

I wasn't expecting a value judgment on my personality based on my elevator. I thought I was just like banter. I thought you're going to have some empathy for me, but that's fine. Just shade me on my where I can afford to live. I thought that was so funny. And he just looks at her like, are you kidding? But she's so dry, you know. Yeah, I'm gonna go so What would you have if it was your last meal? What would you order? Like wow now we're on death row talk I mean yeah, well they're both foodies. So she's like um, I would have a bowl of pasta with like a bowl of french fries and Broccoli we have a big broccoli household in the hamptons,

so that's kind of my thing now also. So she's like, okay, but here's my question, what's the best kind of fry? What's the best kind of french fry? And he's like waffle fries and she's, hmm. I suspect it was not a winning answer. What is your favorite Friday, Ronnie, as long as we're talking about this,

we're talking about it. I don't know how to talk about it. It's like choosing a child. I can't. I mean, I don't have children. I also don't have fries currently. So I'm not. I'll tell you my least favorite Friday.

I have a lead. I sort of like rotate my favorites, but I can tell you exactly my least favorite. I'm more of a least favorite kind of person to you. I don't like picking favorites of things. I just like picking favorite worst things. I will. Okay.

What do you think is my least favorite fry? The she's string. Yes. That is exact correct. They're the most annoying. I'm right. Yeah. You don't like the noise.

She's dry. It's all white. It's like, but you pick them up. You can't just like have a nice big chomp on it You got to get a few and they fall in the crumble. It's that's yeah, and don't understand their purpose If people always want to share your shoe strength fries So they start getting their fingers in your fries and then like their finger has been over multiple parts of your fries Because you can't grab them right right?

Can't grab one is like oh My favorite are breaded fries. You know how some fries toss the fries and like some kind of breading? And then fry it. They've got, yeah, you have. I'm just saying it wrong. It's not breading necessarily.

It's just like they coat the fry in something. And then I just hate that. Just like a fried potato, okay? We do not need to reinvent the fried potato. Yeah, I would say maybe a, I want to say it's not a steak fry. What are the ones that are almost connoised? Those are good. They just need a lot of condiments.

Steak fry. Yeah, steak fries can be excellent, but in the wrong hands, they can be down there with shoe strings because they have to also be cooked properly, otherwise they're too sort of like, they're too firm or too merely, but if they're done properly, they're like heavenly.

Yes, so her next question is, do you like ketchup, because you seem like you would like ketchup? And he's like, I mean, you probably like Mayo or some shit, like I up. And he's like, I mean, you probably like Mayo or some shit. Like, I don't like white condiments. Mayo, sour cream, blue cheese. Okay, break up with it now. I get that this is like a cute conversation,

but nobody tells me they don't like blue cheese and sour cream and stays anywhere in my vicinity. Get out. Well, it's just, it's one of those things that reads like light banter, but it will become an issue down the road. It'll be a I told you I didn't like white condiments. That's right. I would you why would you make why would you Why would you make me that's for dinner or whatever? But what I did like about Maya's response is that she did not go for the easy

You know Slave-to-ranch, which is like very popular. It's like, you know, bacon had a moment. It's like, I love bacon. I got bacon tattooed, everything with bacon. And then there's like a ranch moment. And she goes, you know what? Blue cheese, ranch, fine.

That sour cream is amazing. I was like, okay, like that's kind of cool that you didn't just like fall the crowd and be like, how could you not love ranch? You know? Yeah. It's just a streak of independence. And she tells us, she has, there's potential with this guy. I mean, I'm like, giddy.

Yeah, she goes, I'm like, I'm trying to curb my excitement because I'm trying to be realistic, but it's probably a 10 out of 10. I was like, girl, that's excitement. That's not curved at all. But she's like, just the whole way she's just so dry, you know, she's like, I know I'm giddy. I'm giddy. As I'm sure you were when you place that order for her cookies. So now we get a new song. This one doesn't need the mother it's just mix crazy it makes like you're perfect a baby noises okay it's like okay it was strange they're not even trying to write a song at this point no and where a page is apartment so

pages apartment has definitely gone and upgrade because I feel like I Remember when we went to pages apartment another time and it was like this tiny little studio apartment in very New York studio apartment When all the girls like gathered on bean bags like yeah, you get your foot was like touching the kitchen and your head was touching the bathroom And it was just crammed in there all of this closet doors in the bathroom. And it was all crammed in there. All of this closet doors. Just holding what would you call them. She now has a kitchen counter space. She did nice upgrade. And she's got some smoothies, which I erroneously assumed she had made, but she don't actually just order them. And so Sierra and Amanda come over to have some girl talk on the roof. Um, and Sierra is like, yeah, I'm so glad you have

like Christmas and things. That's amazing. Like I'm so hungry. Cause like I went to a whole foods and then I got all this stuff and then I was like, I'm not carrying this home, which is so living in New York. That used to make me crazy.

It's like, you get what you're gonna make for dinner. That night, you can't even get the tougher way to keep that shit in because you have to carry that up the flights of stairs. Yeah, when she said that, I was like, this is why I don't think I can ever live in New York. Like sometimes I think to myself, wouldn't it be nice to get like, it rent a little place just so we can go off to New York for a weekend and then like when it's summery and you can just eat at a cafe and have that beautiful New York thing and then it's like oh but you have to carry all your groceries. It's like fuck it. Stay in LA. The state was what did me and I mean I was there 10 years and finally the

fucking stairs in the winter and the subway was closed and then you had to walk back up and then find another station in the snow and then I was going up and down the steps is when I was like you know what, I fucking have it. I don't have to do this to myself and I'm not going to any longer. Yeah, LA is really a place of liberation. So, um, or ultimately Austin, but, um, also, I've got really annoyed at the way Sierra was, that panoshok a lot. First of all, I mean, her youth is definitely coming out this episode first and foremost that she didn't seem to have ever have interfaced with the panoshok a lot before, because

you're just pulling little scraps off of it, which I feel like is so rude to do to a communal chrisson. I think if you have a basket of chrissons and you want some of that, you do a tear of half and you pull the other half But you don't take little shreds off of off of like a croissant of the some core. She's like pulling these shreds And she goes, oh, there's chocolate in the middle. I'm like Sierra. Come on now. I Need you to up your pastry game. Okay, these are available at Starbucks. This is not an elitist thing. Okay Okay, these are available at Starbucks. This is not an elitist thing. Okay. I will like your panel.

Understanding what a lobotomy is over you not knowing what a fucking chocolate croissant is. Now I'm just saying. Thank you, Ronnie, for speaking truth. Thank you. Because it's these people who are super in shape too. Like when I saw the... When I saw the plate that Paige put out, I was like, that none of these ladies are sitting here eating huge perons and chocolate croissant. It's not gonna happen. It's like the vachlor, you don't eat the food. That's one of the rules, you don't eat the food.

What's the opposite of check-offs gun? Check-offs gun is like, if you see a gun on stage, at some point, you know, it's gonna It's gonna be fired right it's gonna be used what is like is it the summer house croissant? Is that like the opposite if you see a croissant on stage? It will not be that's gonna go that's gonna get hard because no one's gonna That's here up, you know broke that for us all She already broke our new anti-checkoff scan. I mean, that's crazy.

No, she didn't break it. She actually fulfilled it. Well, she sort of broke it because she ate it. Pecked at it. She pecked at it. Yes, she broke it. Yep, she broke it. The rules are already dead.

So Amanda is like, oh, I can eat me like, I guess, because I mean, I already had my dress, trying to try it on my dress again. Amanda, shut up with your fucking wedding. I cannot take your wedding anymore. Don't ruin the croissants. Like, Sierra, I already ruined our anti-check-offs. God, and now you're ruining it with wedding talks. Stop it. You guys eat the croissant. Shut up. The croissant is not about your wedding. Okay. Hock.

So, Sierra is still pissed at Austin because as much as she's not over him, she's still anticipating a phone call from him and she's like, you're gonna tell me that you care about me, but you're in the city and you don't even reach out to me at all. And like, he's a liar. It's like, yes, Sierra. Like, how many more signs he doesn't give a fuck? Yeah. So he's already told you with his time to my angel,

who it up, it's my angel, right? Who's seven people show you? Believe them. They are. So people show you who they are. People tell you who they are right away and believe them. So Sierra is pissed and she's crying. And she's like, I mean, like, he's in the city

and he doesn't even reach out to me. And Pitch's like that bastard. Austin is the most to blame for this weekend. And Amanda's like, yeah, I mean, I don't even blame Lindsay because like Lindsay just doesn't give a fuck. And Pitch is like, that's the problem. Yes, yeah, I was like, she's single. We know. I mean, single fucking Lindsay doesn't give a fuck about anyone else, but a fucking self, and I'm over it.

And yes, Austin is completely to blame, but Lindsay is so completely manipulative. She has no regard for me. She's made that clear. You started it. You started it in Vermont by showing no regard for her. So enjoy it. So, I mean, I still take,

I, my take is still that Austin is the one who ultimately started and put these two women against each other. I think that's even, that's more. And I know you're not saying that's, I know you're saying you're not saying that's not the case. Yeah. But I'm just saying like I still ultimately.

I am saying that lion share. Yes, this is all Austin, but Sierra is doing that thing where she's like Lindsay. I mean, even without the guy, Lindsay should have respect enough for me to know that I like the guy to do this in front of me is disrespectful. You fucking hypocrite. This is what you did in Vermont. You knew enough. Like I don't want to go back and it's just so fucking hypocritical. I can't. I feel like I almost need to go back and watch the first few episodes of Winterhouse to be like I need to see

the sequence of events and like what gestures were made and what conversations were had, you know, like because later Sierra claims that she said that she would be, she would have been willing to step aside that way. Lindsay and Austin she said she would be willing to step aside if she, if they had something going on, but Austin did the exact same thing to Lindsay that he's now doing to Sierra where he spends all this time acting like he cares, they're gonna have this thing and then he gets around to someone that he can hit against her. And then he did the exact same move that he did on Lindsay in Vermont where he got Lindsay all excited.

Lindsay shows up. Then he's like, listen, I'm not just, you know, we're just friends and, you know, I need to be me date whoever and then started doing it with Sierra right in front of Lindsay. It's the same exact thing. Well, to be fair, Lindsay does sort of like to play that cool girl card where she's like, you know what, it's cool, he's not interested in me, I'm just gonna move forward.

I don't care, but she does care. So in some ways also Lindsay is like, Sierra may have done this all to Lindsay if we're following that argument, but Lindsay also gives sort of instant seer messages about how much she cares in these situations too. Oh yeah. Remember how desperate Lindsay was on what winter house and she was like, okay, I'm like, I am in love with you. And he's like, no, Lynn's, which is France, Lynn's.

And then I'm kind of seeing Sierra now. And then Lynn's, he was like, okay, I'm cool then. I'm cool with that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Can I date him? Can I date him? And she just started desperately trying to fuck a luchiyama.

Basically. Yeah. She wound up like, I think that actually could have been a blessing into skies because she wound up with Jason Who was super hot super nice and cooked food, but unfortunately that did not really worked out. Right. So then anyway back to this Conversation she's going off on Lindsey which by the way Sorry, I said we're going back to the conversation Lindsay is also being a total asshole. Okay. I think that is purposely being a total asshole here in a villain, but she's doing it as payback. So Sierra, you know, enjoy. Yeah. Well, the thing is that's ultimately, Sierra should just, just like, she should know her

own self-worth and not get dragged down into this game that these two people are playing this Ridiculous Austin Lindsay situation. It's just not worth it, but she's but she gets dragged into it And so we're gonna continue this forever at this game that Lindsay and Austin I think are gonna do this forever Like they'll get married to somebody else. I'll do their thing But then it's like, sorry, but we just have this energy. Every time we're together. And their spouses are like, what the fuck? Is she sitting on his lap at our double date dinner?

What the fuck is going on? You know? I also want Lindsey to have raised her standards on who she has this thing with, right? Like if you wanna have this like strange chemistry, just have it with someone better than Austin. I want that for her. Yeah.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So anyway, so yeah, so she just won off on Lindsay and Paige is like, I think it's just to get back at you from Vermont, no question. Yeah, and rightly so, my opinion. And then Sierra's like, I mean, last weekend, she didn't even talk to me. Like, I'm over it.

I am done. Well, I think we can all say that when Sierra says that she's over it and she's done, definitely not. Definitely not. So now it's Friday. It's time to go out to Hamptons. So Luke and Andre are driving. And Andre is going to be cooking dinner tonight for the group now it's Friday. It's time to go out to Hamtons. So Luke and Andre are driving and Andre is gonna be cooking dinner tonight for the group because it's gonna be Italian themed and then we see Paige and Craig are driving together and

Craig is like, wow, I'm like so excited because I didn't grow up going to the Hamtons. So I feel really bougie. I'm like Craig This is a thing that makes you bougie. You play polo. You go to polo matches on your other show. And you hang out with like blue bloods that have crazy, crazy family lineages that are often problematic. And this is the thing that makes you bougie.

You sell pillows for $100, okay? You are like the definition of bougie. You spend the entire season with your polo shirt collar popped up, okay? Yeah. You already been to the boozy, boozy well. But this is Craig, this is light Craig. Because you know, last time he was here, we had dark Craig.

He was like, yeah, it's probably just cooked out of his mind and being a total asshole. So now we've got light Craig and we know it's light Craig. Cause he's talking like that. Like his voice goes like, it goes from like, no, what do you fucking say about me Lindsey? It's like, oh yeah, it's like right because he's talking like that like his voice goes like it goes from like no What do you fucking say about me Lindsey to like oh yeah? It's gonna be great like the amp is so busy. It was up and octave Yeah, and so their first or like kid like he's like and page is like

Um, so I want to come down and see you in Charleston after I'm done with this Summer because she's like about to say a TV show. And then Craig is like, yeah, and then I wanted to come to Delaware because we'll make crabs, and then we're gonna play with dogs, and go to the boardwalk, and then you'll meet my parents.

But not introducing to my parents, but it looks like meet them, it was happen to see them, it'll be like, goes flying through, and I'm like, do you see them? Those are my parents, then we'll go to the row of the beach, and it'll be so fun, and so Delaware, you know what I'm saying.

She's like, yeah, so here, and love with me and obsessed with me and you want to marry me okay and then it cuts back to him and he goes yeah I just don't like want to be official you know what I mean no yeah you don't get the fucking play that these guys it's like they're all gonna play it and tell their two old to get fucked in the bars in Charleston. They all do it. And Shep finally settled down. Why? Because he had back in Austin coming in here, stealing his personality and his sluitingess all over town. And he was like, well, I guess there's a new Shep.

So I'm gonna take what I can get. Yeah. I'm just gonna settle with whoever the wheel lands on at this point. By the way, Taylor's great. I didn't mean it that way. I just mean Shep's. No, I'm just going to settle with whoever the wheel lands on at this point. By the way, Taylor's great. I didn't mean it that way. I just mean it. Sheps. No, I know SS is just like. Yes.

Yeah. No, we understood. So Craig is like, I just, I don't want you to overthink it. And a lot of people would be like, oh, you're meeting his parents. It's like serious, but it's just like you're just meeting them, but you're not like meeting them. And like, I'm just like having a great time with you And I just don't want it to be official because that I just want to leave the door open that I can talk some other people a little bit

That's all yeah pretty much and she just giggled some cat so then Sierra oh, she's like I'm not pressuring you at all. I'll have Patricia do that already. No, yeah Exactly so I'll have Patricia do that already know. Yeah, exactly. So I'm in my So we're at the house now and Sierra is like before they get to the house. I'm sorry. They're driving through the Hamptons and They drive by Sierra's driving and they drive by a church. Oh, is that a wedding on a Friday? And Maya's like don't judge if they want to save money and get married on a Friday. And I was like, but we also see what happens

with the Wednesday wedding, guys. Choose your days properly. God, how cheap was that Wednesday on Vanderbump rules? Geez. So, Seara's like, you know, coming into this weekend, like I just want to have fun. And I'm like 100% focusing on me this weekend. Oh, really?

I wonder if that sounds like. So, me? I thought that was, I was like, that's, aren't you upset that someone made that her thing? I don't know. So, Seara says that she's can definitely have a conversation with Lindsay at dinner. So, then meanwhile, you know,

people are like arriving at the house, and Carl's like, Hi, boy, people are like arriving at the house and Carl's like, Hi, my, how are you, my, how's it going? Oh, all right, all right. Oh, wow, I did not think there was even a palm frond in this driveway, but somehow I still poked my eye. It's crazy. Crazy. So and the lia is in a ship's hat and his hamburger shirt and buttoned all the way down to his belly button. they are selling uh...

I heard this down there. Celebrating Farragos Farragoso Farragoso Farragoso Farragoso It's the tallyest little suit just little bitty bitty ala daigo bootity na timbule

beautiful ala daigo So he says it's a holiday in Italy in its two weeks where everyone just takes off in August. Bye, moving to Italy. And they're just like pictures. I know, and we just see pictures of him during Fargo, so where he's like, he does me, grouped in our with mothers.

He does me, ice cream, with mothers, me with more models. Like I'd love a, models are crack me up, because I, of course, follow someone Instagram, and all their content is like them with other models. There's like a, there's a, there's one model I follow, and he has a, he has a show that he does. He has a podcast, it's a relationship podcast, which is totally fine, but all the guests he brings on are other models.

And I just think it's funny, like, models talking about, my talk to models about relationships. It's just so modeling. Have you ever taken a picture on the boardwalk and only with its gigantic ice cream cone? I have! Me too. Shemi-Yers, I'll show you mine. So there are, sort of like decorating pretty up a time flags all over the kitchen and stuff and And then page and Craig come in and Craig said I'm wondering if people are gonna be happy to see me But then Andrea jumps on him is like So then Lindsey drives up and Carl comes out saying, Oh my God, is that leader?

Is that leader? And he's like, Oh, hey, Lindsay. And he opens a trunk and pulls out a suitcase. And Danielle says, thank you, Carl. You have the perfect timing. And then she goes, yeah, I've so did done. Yo, apparently. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And we learned that Alex is not coming this weekend, but you know, who is coming? A hurricane, hurricane Henry. And so, which is great because then

that gives us the chance to hear Lindsey reading a hurricane alert. Like, I never thought I needed to know what it sounded like to hear Lindsey read hurricane news, but it was really funny She goes, we are supposed to be in the eye of the storm 11 a.m. Sunday That's serious like oh great. We have a national disaster and you all want me to be stuck in a house with Lindsay I'll take death for 200 plays So then she's angry, you know, because Lindy comes in like, Sarah's just trying not to murder her, you know, so look at Sierra makes an effort. That's how to get

Sierra to do something. Just piss off Sierra and page. Because now Sarah's like, I'm gonna cut, I'm gonna chop the stems off those sunflowers. So she just gets a knife and she starts chopping on the marble. I though home owners really just making a list of shit. They're going to get charged for at the end. Seriously, her youth, I mean, between the chocolate croissants and the knife skills, it's a problem. So then, um, then more people arrive.

And then we get, as this is a Bravo show, we have the traditional, what is Shakuuduri scene? Where in this case, Luke says, hey, so do you want to do a Shakuuduri for tonight? And Andreas is like, what is Shakuuduri? Ah, Shakuuduri. I'm like, sir, you're the one from Europe. You should know about Sharkuturi. It's a Shakuturi, that's what he says. So Danielle and Maya go outside and talk about all of her and Maya's like, yeah, we've been in contact every day.

Like, I didn't know that we're so many gifts for sour cream, but I have found every single one is sent them to them. I love them. And so then, yeah, apparently he texted Danielle and was like, yeah, she's great. So that seems to be going in a good direction. And then Lindsay comes out, I heard that, bro, Zane. We don't have red flags, we have rosy flags. So she's talking about how she was recovering the whole week and my is like, I mean, are

you okay with everything because like there's some unspoken tension. I mean, I feel it and then it's like what? With Sierra, oh, one like, I'm 30, my exer 20 and you and Sierra is 20, my, she wants to have a major conversation. She needs to start with my ex and when she gets past that, she gets mad. I mean, which by the way, I mean, there is some truth to that. I mean, when you're 35 and you're trying to deal with a 25 year old, that 10 years is, there's, it's not for nothing. Okay, like,

there's the difference. At the same time, it's Lindsey. Lindsey, who goes off on every, but Lindsay is a fucking mess. So to act like she's so mature, you know, Lindsay, you should listen to your damn self because you are the one acting like a damn fool over a man at 35. If anything, Sierra could be a little more forgiven for it, but you. So so my I was saying that basically, Sierra gives a lot of talks about this situation. And Lindsay goes,

that's not a me problem. Like, Sierra should have like come to me and had a conversation about how she felt. They wrote footage from last episode of Sierra going, Lindsay, can we talk? Absolutely not. No, I'm not in the mood. There's every zero talking I want to do. Like it's like the most, like the, like over the top version of I am not having a conversation with you. Yes, why didn't she just come talk to me about it?

So, uh, Lindsay's like, you know, like I get it if Sierra's super into Austin and she's hurt by that. Like that makes sense, that sucks, but like that's not on me. That's not my problem, it should be on the guy. And Danielle's like, yeah, I mean, look, everyone is not a casual makeup person and Lindsay is a casual makeup person.

And that's just her nature, you know? Like, I mean, do you get mad at flamingos for standing on one leg? Exactly. Hahaha. So, he's like, I have an extremely long history with Austin that started with us making out. Like our relationship was built on making out. Okay. And if you want to talk to me, I'm like a normal girl too.

And she can talk to me and maybe we'll casually make out because I just sort of do that around people. And by a crackseppant, because I'm sorry, but we can't give you the normal girl thing. Okay. You know, I do a lot of things that I'm not going to sit here and call you a normal girl. So then page and Amanda and CR are gossiping and page is like, guys, guys, guys, let's do something we never get to do. Let's talk about me. Okay. So on our car ride over here, we were talking about like when's the next time we're going to see each other and he was like, I want you to come to Delaware and I was like, you know, Delaware. And then he's like, no, my parents are there. And I was like, what? Your parents, your parents live there. And then like, if you introduce me to

your parents, they will ask about me and my outfits for the rest of your life. I like, do you want to commit to that? I'm really ingrown here because I just got another wedding dress fitting. It went well. So then Carl's in the kitchen. They're cook you know, they're with Andrea while he's cooking and car on goes, well, Ferragosto. Like are there like Ferragosto babies like was, well, Ferragosto, are there like Ferragosto babies?

Like, the newborn Ferragosto? That's nuts, that's crazy. Ferragosto baby, whoa. And then Andrea, he's chopping something for the pasta and Krikus, what's the point of that? Is that for like flavor? Kreg, yes, that's what ingredients are No, he's just like casually chopping up ingredients just sort of for the energetic boost it gives him

So then let's see here they face time Mackenzie because it's her birthday and It's as exciting as you would expect she's, I really hope that I can come back soon and see you guys. Thanks for calling me. And Kyle Bassey is like, yeah man, I'm hoping that, you know, he's big. Kyle Bassey wants Carl to bring Mackenzie to the wedding, but Carl's like, well, I don't know, I feel like a little like we've been texting, but like I do feel a little bit opprasher, because like she texted me and then I have to like, text her back been texting but like I do feel a little bit opus or cuz like she texted me And then I have to like text her back and that's like hard. I'm trying to get slow like I know Like people start catching feelings and I'm just like trying to figure it out. I'm like a little baby boy

So then Luke and Andrea Andrea is acting a little weird, right? So looks like does this make you miss home and Andrea says yeah I'm used to going all the time But now with this travel ban, I can't go and it's really been hitting me and Carl goes, are you lonely? And he's like, yes, and there are a few factors that make me feel that way. When, you know, there is nothing to cover my torso most of the time like the shirts don't work right here. Well you got a button, you know the buttons, you know you put the hard thing into the hole and then you twist, speaking of the hard things in the hole and then he starts getting all sad.

It tells the story, he's like oh yes still has this girl that I really liked but it didn't work out, I had really good connection with her. It was right after Little Pagipu. And I felt like I hadn't felt in so many years, perfect connection. But it is completely close to me now. Poor little me, poor little gorgeous Andrea. Ah! And so they were asking like,

so what happened, like what happened with this girl, you know? And she goes, oh well, you know, and she goes oh well, you know She got into my heart, you know because she's so tiny bits you could go right to my arteries right Trickly into my heart, but then summer came in the idea of seeing page Got into my head and made me pathways with Lexi. I'm like so you were a fuck boy You found this girl you liked her but you're going back on TV You thought you can shoot for something else. Like, don't, like, this is all a very nice sob story.

But this is what I heard too. 100% your fault. What are you talking about? Yeah, so wait a minute. So things didn't work out with Paige after Vermont, meaning Paige ghosted you pretty much, right? She said that they came back, they banged a few times, and then she just started ghosting them,

because I think she liked Craig or something. So then he starts hooking out with this other chick Lexi, but then he's coming back on TV, so he's going to try and make it work with Paige again, because they can be a TV couple. And so then he tells Lexi that and she dumps him, but then Page doesn't want him. So now he screwed up his time with Lexi to be a TV couple with Page. Am I supposed to cry for you? Yeah, I do not cry. I like to use her. Lexi is not a prop.

Okay, if you had a connection, there's just no way you do that. But this is just like, it's just like, oh, por Andrea. I'm like, sir, I mean, he's probably crying for himself because he was stupid. Well, it reminds me of the bachelor, how you find out most of them had a girlfriend, like the bachelor rep. Most of the guys had a girlfriend,

but then they broke up with them to come on the bachelor. Of course. You know, the girlfriends make a big stink out of it on social media or whatever. And that's what this reminds me of. Like, this has been fun, but I'm going back on TV where I'm dating this, this other girl, you know, sorry, but she was like, fuck you. See ya. Yeah, sorry. I'm not going to cry for you, Andreia, Tina. So then, now they're all just getting ready for, because I was like, oh, so you're a heartbroken, oh, and so now they're all just getting ready for, I was like, oh, so your heart broke, oh.

And so now they get ready for dinner. And Craig has a really interesting insight. He goes, this Parmesan is great. I don't usually snack on Parmesan, but I've been eating it. So yeah, wow, so bougie, so bougie. So then upstairs Amanda is like filling in her eyebrows with makeup and kind of like I don't feel my eyebrows. You still love me. Just Kyle you have to

trim yours. The only reason I bring up this stupid scene is because what is Amanda doing with her eyebrows and the confessional. She's like brushed them all the way up like she spiked her. It looks crazy and I'm just curious, like, is that a thing that people do now? I don't know. Eyebrows are so crazy these days. There's always people, I can't keep up with our eyebrows. I've never noticed them though. Her eyebrows are weird. It's like they're kind of longer, but then they're brushed up, like straight up. Weird. I think they're, they're called wedding eyebrows and you're supposed to like have them within the year of your wedding. Yeah. So then Sierra and Paige are getting ready for dinner and Sierra

talks about having to get her armpits waxed and she's like, I just do it myself. Paige is like, that is the most painful place to get waxed. And she's like, what about your vagina though? waxed and she's like what about your vagina though? Yeah, so I watch this show, okay, it sees a little conversations. Well hey, maybe we just learned something about pages of a vagina. So then my my hubhux down the hallway to the to page in Sierra's room and she's walking down the hallway and she walks by Carl's room and she's like hey Carl, he goes hey Maul and then he does like a fat Albert voice, he goes, it was like the strangest thing. And she goes, I'm all right, and she goes, that doesn't sound all right.

So then she just, I'm sorry, is free by the way. She says that by the way. She stops to have a conversation and she's like, hi Carl, whatever, goodbye. And just walks in the girls' room and closes the door. He's like, oh, okay. Oh, right. Well, you look great. But what? What?

What? So she goes into the, yeah, so he pucks his eye on the door knob. So then my goes into the girls room. And she's like, guys, I have some information. I just talked to Lindsay. And she says she doesn't think she owes you a conversation. And he's just like, really?

Because she went for Austin. And she knows that Zero really liked Austin She should have talked to her before she did anything with Austin Yeah, cuz okay And Lindsay and Maya's basically saying that Lindsay's not taking any responsibility Etc. I'm pretty like classic absolute classic story just like this classic look that I'm wearing. I got 30% off like and subscribe. Thank you. So that she's just basically riling them up right? Because now page is getting really pissed off.

And Maya's like, well, she thinks if you have something to say, you'll say to her, you know, and we already know what's gonna happen. So let me just go change my bra and then we'll go down to dinner. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And so then meanwhile, like downstairs, Lindsay's talking to Craig about last weekend.

She's like, oh my god, like Austin is like, he runs out and like grabs me and then like, makes out with me, cause I casually make out with people. And then like, through me in the pool and then I'm just like, blah, that's crazy. And Craig's like,

oh, that sounds different than in Vermont when he wouldn't give you any attention at all Lindsey. He's just, oh my god for sure. And he just had to last at her like, what the fuck Lindsey? So she's like not willing to process like what he's trying to really say to her.

He's like, no, I'm gonna reject it. Still within a week of my birthday. So back to page and Sierra, pages like uni to bring out your inner Italian and just chocolate croissant. It was a chocolate croissant. No, I thought Italian, that's French. But why your inner Italian and go off on this badge and Sierra starts crying and goes to the bathroom so we just hear from behind the closed door page gives you a pep talk and she's like, hmm it's a fucking loser and he did you a fucking favor okay? Yeah and I know you can't see it right now because it fucking hurts because you

like him but like no way long term would you want this guy involved anything in your life because you're a light years better than him and I guarantee he doesn't even know that there's chocolate in the middle of a pan and a chocolate lot, okay? So everybody's gathering for Italian dinner and Carl's wearing a bowling shirt, but with a pasta on a fork Like a fork is spun around holding the pasta and then we're like, oh my god And he does nice twist the wacky shirt guy now. Yeah, I drop off so much He doesn't he doesn't he doesn't interesting twists on his standard compliment. He goes, hey looking great, Maya Just thought I'd change it up from,

you're looking great by the way. You're looking great, Maya. Looking great. So everyone sits down and Andre serves this big meal. There's like a brazue, I'm probably saying this all. I have a very bad attack in the accent. Pregido, Focaccia. Matria, Matria, pasta, matria,

matria, pasta, matria, matria. I can't even say it, even though I've ordered it before I can't actually say it. I'm not sure. I think that shows the difference in our fancy bubbles because I see spaghetti in some bread. So he talks about what the food is and talks to them and he goes, okay, I want to bring up an Italian tradition. Now, this is the convivium. They did it in Greece. You eat and you speak of love. Chin chin. They used to do orgies after the symposium in Greece and they're like, oh my god dude. So Andreas, Andreas obviously setting this up so he can cry and go into his drama like Whoa is me For me like he that's what he's setting up to do right but they won't let him do it and it's hilarious

So he just starts crying anyway Like the sad sad and possibly gorgeous model so They like so the idea is we're gonna they're gonna go around and talk about what is your idea of love? So Lindsey's like well, I think there's four pillars of love and they cut us the Irish story cuz I can Face so Lindsay goes my four pillars of love our trust Communication respect and love. I was like I don't think you're allowed to have love as a pillar of love I don't think it's recursive like that. Yeah, you can't Four pillars of love is an actual thing. You know that, right?

No. I don't know that, but I feel like love is not one of those pillars. I just am not going to allow love to be its own pillar. You know what? I'm seeing here this is just me looking on the internet. But one of the pictures, it's like one of this Instagram, you know, saying for pillars of relationships by Dustin Campbell from high coup deck, four pillars, one love the most enduring trust the most fragile. Yeah, it must be four pillars of other relationship. And this says four pillars of love, the plane of

love flies on four engines. Oh God, stop mixing the metaphors. Is it a pillar or an engine? Okay, I need to know. It's an engine on the floor. Yes. I've left. So mutual care and respect, dependability, trust, and sacrifice. No, and sandwiches.

What's a lots of sandwiches? So my four affiliates of love, brand, turkey, pickles? Make me win sometimes. So Andrea now gives his salto. Well, you know, being in love is being in the part of of each other, being understanding of each other, and feeling like something like you don't feel for someone else or someone else other he just keeps saying other something that blocks your stomach that like sometimes keeps you awake at night like you're just staring at that person that you love and you're sleeping with and thinking I cannot wait to spend the rest of the next few weeks with you before I dump you to go on reality TV that is love that is love.

So everybody gives him the t-tin and he's crying now and he's like that was beautiful and he's like thank you, thank you. He's I have to say I'm not falling for this at all. No, but he is really crying like that's not a fake crime. I mean I'm used to the bravo fake cry. He's really crying like that's not a fake crime I mean I'm used to the bravo fake cry he's really crying so is he just really good at faking it or something really wrong well he doesn't adorable cry it's like a little like like this mouth gets really small and it's like he just sort of sniffling and no one hugs him they'll just go oh Andrea oh yeah not. Damn, everyone's like, wow, look at him. And Sierra goes, where are you choked up? And Daniel goes, he's feeling it.

I love it. I love it. He's feeling it, guys. So then, Pedro's like, do you miss your family? He's like, oh, I guess I'll go about and pay to go. Are you going to cry? are you gonna cry please don't Yeah, I was like true love is when you meet someone that makes you a better person and sits around on their couch all day when they should be making graphic design for your

Fledgling brand, but then you realize you still like them even though they're lazy as fuck. That's love You know true love is when you're with somebody that makes you truly want to create a prenup. You know, I wrote one myself actually on the back of a paper towel. So I'd like to discuss that with you later on that advocate. So he actually says something relatively nice and, um, you know, he tells us it's nice reminder of why they got proposed, why they got engaged in the first place because they do really actually love each other and then Paige is like um my definition of being in La Pazena it's unconditional and it's 30% off and he just loves everything about them even the bad stuff

yeah Paige doesn't know how they do this. She's like um, unconditional, her shoes kisses, uh, fascinista, uh, maximista. Someone who knows the difference between a fascinista and a maximista. That's why. Thank you. Thank you for coming to be. So Sierra, they're all like, jing jing, so then Sierra goes and she's like, mine is short and simple, Lindsay, you motherfucker! I know. Just like, she tries to take us like, do a good twist, right?

She's like, you know, it's mutual respect and, you know, like security. Like also, I feel like love and friendships are very similar. It's like, oh, okay. Yeah. She's like, and I feel like we have to address this since we're all at the table together here. And I'm just like, Lindsay, I'm at my wit's end because,

so I want to talk about respect. And it seems like it's one of your four pillars of love, maybe even friendship. Like, who fucking knows? And Lindsay gets, it's my love pillar. Yeah. Yeah. You got that.

You got that. Now, something is off to you here, because they've been drinking wine, but Lindsay has like bent out out of her mind, okay? Her eyes are bled shut, and she's just like, Lance Mayver, pal, there's like, she's about to fall asleep in her chair. So Sierra is starting to come for her and Lindsay does not care because normally Lindsay would be up screaming

Fighting and Whatever Lindsay is taken There's no getting past that wall and it was cracking the up because she's just kind of giving this evil little villain smile to To see yeah, which is getting Sierra worked out, you know Yeah, I think that Lindsay realizes that she has the power in this situation. I think maybe that's what she's feeling. So, Sierra just like, she does this whole thing, which just feels silly because I understand that she's just getting something off her chest, but also like, you can't proclaim so many times that you don't care, and then you have this whole moment. And so she's like getting something off her chest, but also like you can't proclaim so many times that you don't care and then you have this whole moment and such as like

I've held my tongue long enough. I didn't say anything in Vermont with me in Austin because I know this, I still live there and I don't know if I understand where it comes from. I feel like in Vermont if you wanted something, I would have taken a step back and you guys pursue whatever relationship you wanted I have and you continue to disregard me and you know that I was excited for him to come last weekend, which is literally something that no one has ever said about Austin Carl ever. And Lindsay's like, well, I didn't know that. I had no idea that you were excited for him, which is complete bullshit on Lindsay's part. But it's also bullshit on Sierra's part because when

she says, if I had known that you wanted something with him, I would have stood back. You were there when Lindsay first came to the house and jumped on Austin and started kissing him. He told you that Lindsay said she's in love with him and all of this stuff. So you did know that she wanted something. So yeah. Well, Sierra then I think it's absolutely assing on and crazy that you would think that be okay with him sleeping in your bed. And then the other, like, just, is then, like, disregard you showed in, like, making out

and kissing, like, what's actually so fucking funny is that you have to isolate your victims in order to be a fractionant with them. So then, you see Paige, and Paige is just like, has this big smile on her face. She just loves this. But Danielle is getting pissed. She's like, I'm gonna drive a line here. I'm drawing the line. Which is funny.

I have to isolate your victims to be affectionate with them. I don't know what that means. I didn't know what that meant either. It's like some pop psychology bullshit that she heard from someone else that she's trying to use against Lindsay. But Lindsay's not trying to isolate him to be a victim. She's trying to tell everybody,

like show everybody how much he likes her, right? So, I think she wants to be opposite of Iceland. I think she wants, if she could have sex in front of everyone on a pool floor in the middle of the party, she would do it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me. And she makes a good point when she's like, nobody would even have known about this.

If you weren't galvanting around the the house making your statements about making out it could have been a cute secret which further proves my point that you did it to hurt me yeah cuz you did it to her that's why she's doing it why are you acting like you have no idea where this is coming from and then she's like you weren't on my mind you weren't on my mind and then it't on my mind. And then it just got to Andre, he's still crying. He's like, oh, Lexi, oh, oh, my, I'm like, sir, you got to get it together here. It's really weird because no one,

like finally Amanda is like, um, are you okay? And then Luke's like, whoa, buddy, there's a real hot dish bacon right now. I can't be go outside and talk about it. Yeah, so they like pull like they, Amanda and Luke, hot dish bacon right now. You should be go out and say talk about it. Yeah. So they like pull like they Amanda and Luke in the middle that's pulled Luke. I mean, they pull under the outside.

And then they're still Sarah still going off about like, you know, she's still saying ass nine a lot. She's like, nobody ever checks you for your behavior when it's ass and on. It's the word that I learned. I found in the middle of a croissant, okay? And the saddest thing about it and and then Lindsay starts doing this thing. She's, well, if you want an adult conversation, we can have an adult conversation.

Okay, I'm 35, X-28. Let's do the 35 year old thing and be adults, okay? Lindsay, to me, it looks like she's about to fall asleep. She's like, hey, this is an adult conversation. And Sierra, it's just like pissing Sierra off, right? So she's like, you know the saddest thing, Lindsay? Is there people who are like, oh, that's just like pissing Sierra off, right? So she's like, you know the saddest thing, Lindsay? Is there people who are like, oh, that's just Lindsay? Like you can be as reckless as you want

with no consequences, because people pass it off as your character. And Danielle's really mad. Well, I don't understand the bad thing. That is true, you know? It is true. What she said. And she goes, and the saddest part of all,

it's like, I thought that was the saddest part. But I like you trying to up the saddest part of all, I was like, I thought that was the saddest part. But I like you trying to up your saddest part. So the saddest part of all that you're this fired up about awesome curl, but go on Sierra. It seems like the saddest part was when you straddle him and then went to get drinks with him. And she's like, it was my birthday, I was having fun. She was, oh yeah, because you don't give a fuck

about anybody or anybody feels except you Lindsay I mean, well, I'll look at Andrea our outside and Looks like so when you were going when we were going around the table talking about love and hot dishes Were you thinking about Lexi cuz I was thinking about me full syrup and Andreas like yes? I really are feelings for her. I had very, very temporary feelings for her until I don't have for real TV, you know. So it cuts back to Lindsay. She's like, where are you screaming? And she's like, okay, you know, I was excited for Austin to come.

You know what we had in Vermont. You know how we are around each other. And she's like, um, you know, no, how we are together. She's, yeah, I do, because he wanted nothing to do with you in Vermont. Oh, really? So you did know that He made her think that he liked her and then treated her like completion. So you're losing me. Okay, and you're losing me against Lindsey Who Lindsey is a total asshole. She's being a total asshole in this situation. I should be on your side. I'm gonna withhold judgment until I go back

and rewatch Winterhouse, which means probably never. But I wanna see the sequence of events because now I feel like there's probably a lot of stuff in Winterhouse that I watched that just didn't really think much of, but now if you go back, I want to really see how much Sierra seemed to be aware. I wanna know what the situation is. want to really see how much Sierra seemed to be aware. I want to know what the situation is. I want to know what degree was Sierra learned in,

by Austin versus how much did she put blinders on to Lindsay? Because I feel like I need to get more empirical evidence before I make a final ruling on this very important situation. So Lindsay said. You do. I'm going back. I'm a ruling on this very important situation. So, Lindsey said. You do. I'm going back. I'm going back. I remember Lindsey coming in after not being there, jumping on Austin and her, you know,

like they were a couple and continuing it. So at the very least, she knew that Lindsey liked Austin and still did all. Now, that's not to say, you you know at the time it was like okay Well Austin was being honest with Lindsay and said listen I just we've hooked up but I just like use a friend. I want to be free today Sierra Like he technically did the right things but now that you see him doing it again on this show You see oh he's just power playing

He's doing the exact same thing. He makes her really like him. So now he can get this energy of people. Someone always wanting him, right? Yeah, I just think that like, um, I'm just not totally comfortable. It's fully committing to an idea of that like Sierra did this to Lindsay. Like I don't, I just don't see it as being as intentional. I like, I want to know to what degree was Austin telling you, listen, it's totally fine.

We don't have anything like Lindsey's school with this. Like I want to know to what degree, like what sort of input Sierra was receiving. He did, he did do that. That's what I'm saying. Like technically back then, it was kind of the right thing. I'm just saying, it was obvious. It's obviously Lindsay thought she had something going on

with Austin, and you had no problem being like, we're going on date night tonight. Me and Austin are going on a date. When you knew that Lindsay liked him, but then again, it's like a dating kind of fucky show. So, you know, I'm just saying. Lindsay didn't lose her shit at that time when Sierra was doing this to her.

Whether Sierra was being vindictive, I don't think she was being vindictive against Lindsay at that time, but Lindsay didn't go against Sierra at that time, like Sierra is choosing to go against Lindsay when the same thing is happening to her. That's where I see the hypocro-hocracy coming in. But I'm not trying to convince you. Just saying that's fine.

I like hearing your perspective so I can think about it. And then in like half an hour after we're done recording, be like, oh, I should've said this. I should've thought of this, because that's what I do. I like to scale. Uh-huh. Because I just process slowly. So I think of all my really good interesting counterpoints, in like two hours and that's too late. So I'm just trying. I like, I like skill. Uh-huh. And then like, because I just process slowly. So I think of all my really good, interesting counterpoints like in like two hours and that's too late.

So I'm just trying to like, I'm like, let me stall as long as possible so I can come up with good things to say, but I can't. So, um, so either way. So C.R. is just like going off and page is like, well, I think I like regardless of what happened last weekend with you and Austin, you could have had like sex with a baby, like who well, I think that like, regardless of what happened last weekend with you and Austin, you could have had like, sex with a baby, like, who knows? But like, not sex with a baby, sex and how to baby. But the fact that like, you knew that she was upset about the situation and Lindsay's like, well, I didn't know that, I didn't know that at all. And Sierra's like, it was a huge, I had a huge thing with Austin and Vermont. I liked him and I do have feelings for him. And Lindsay's just evil little smile.

She's like, then I didn't know that. Flutter. Yeah. Lindsay's like, that was five months ago. Craig's like, um, Austin. And yeah, because that's true because then they had that and Austin gave Sierra the talk at the end of that. Like, I just want to be friends. So it's not like they've been dating all this time.

So Craig is like, yeah, well Austin and Sierra were together and then Austin came out here and made that with Lindsay. Like, I'm not mad at you, but like Austin came into this house and like did that and I'm like mad at him because Paige told me to be. So like I'm here. Yeah. So now everyone's talking over each other and Daniel's trying to say something to Sierra and Sierra's like oh no no no listen as much as I want to argue with you I won't okay because you too you disregarded me on so many different levels and Daniel's like me she goes yes you and then she stands and gets her finger in Daniel's face across the table and Daniel's like oh hell no so she stands up and starts screaming back in Sierra's face.

And she goes, don't you come at me, you better sit the fuck down, Sierra. Vicks are wine glass and throws the wine on Danielle and then throws the glass at Danielle and hits her on the chest with that. There was like real, this was a pretty big like glass is flying. Like someone actually could have been very injured, considering that there were people at different heights. Like that glass could have actually really got like, hit someone right in the face, and Danielle's like, you better watch yourself, and then it just ends.

And then she throws her own glass, you know? Yeah. It's not leave that glass out, so she throws her glass. That's not, yeah. And she's like, you better watch yourself. And then it just cracks me up that to be continued pops up in that friends font. It makes me laugh every time. And we don't know what's going to happen next episode.

We haven't, they didn't give us anything. So we'll just have to wait, but it was a pretty, pretty intense situation. We'd love to hear what you guys think about this whole mess. So be sure to write some comments on our Instagram or wherever and We're gonna catch you Later this week. We got below dexaling later this week. We got a bonus later this week But we also go into Denver for Jersey and will be in San Francisco for what looks to be a very crazy orange County So we will catch you there. And bye everybody

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