Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

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So here we are with Summer Housing. Summer Housing. You also weres on it. Oh, so we are ready. So somehow big news right off the bat, the very first thing that we see it's Friday, everyone's driving to the Hamptons and look it back.

I tell you Alex is back. Alex is back and you know, it's been a few weeks now and it's been article, I now and it's been article I mean articles have been written about Where is Alex now had Alex not disappeared would articles be written about Alex now Um, and as this episode reminds us Alex is very boring. Okay. It doesn't add a lot Yeah, and his defense It is hard to add when you're new, you know what I mean, and fit in and all that stuff. And I get it, but poor guy,

because so much has been written and discussed, and it's like Alex is back, I'm like waiting. And then right at the end, I was like, well, that's why they cut you out, Alex. So I had to cut you out, Alex. I had the same feeling. I was like, I was like, oh my God, Alex is back. And then I was like, he just doesn't do my god, Alex is back. And then I was like,

he just doesn't do much. And Nelly does he not really do much. He also responds to most questions with kind of a snotty attitude. And I'm not, I don't think that he's snotty, but his, his humor, his, his humor vibe that he's always trying to do is he's kind of like doing us our cats are like, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, mm, just don't know if he's a fit for this show. Well, he's back. So that's the big back of the episode. So it's Friday, so everybody's coming back to the house and Amanda and Kyle are driving. And Amanda just looks in her phone, Cam. And she's like, here we go.

Another weekend. Yeah, here we go. Another weekend. Yeah, Amanda, she's thrilled. Yeah, very excited. She's just one of just anticipating what's the argument she's going to get into with Kyle. And then Lindsay and Carla are driving and Lindsay's like, I feel like a new human. And Carl goes, y'all, because we both got her. And Carl goes, y'all, because we both got here. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, to try and figure it out And you guys just solved the mystery. I should have pressed pause when I'm gonna learn with this show And so her shirt says it's time to dance and he goes is it time to dance? It's always time to dance I dance naked in my apartment last night. He's like did you

Oh, you look right by the way So they get back to the house and she's like, oh my God, stomachs for the hurricane. She's all disappointed. And that is such a common feeling after the news is like a hurricane's coming, a hurricane's coming. And then it comes, you're like, that was it. Like I stayed in with my entire family playing board games with the storm shatters clothes. Like I stayed in with my entire family playing board games with the storm shudder sklo's and that was at nothing's broken

That was dad what the hell? Yeah, and also we got the I feel like a lowkey Like common motif on this show as people come walking into the house at any time of day and going Whoa, it feels so good on here. Oh feels good feels good. Oh, it feels so good in here. And so we got one of those because every time they're welcome in that house, they're always surprised that the air conditioning is on, they're like, whoa, it feels good in here. What's right?

It feels great. By the way, money wasteers. That's people who waste some money and just leave that shit on all week. They're, wow, it feels good. It feels good. Yeah. Oh, so then Dan Yoll and Robert show up in Patience's

Sierra as Sierra is driving and she's like, is Carl here or do I have to carry my own bag? Oh my god, you guys do something, Sierra and Paige. I want to see Pira, Sierra and Paige walking with a swiffer and make one goddamn effort. That's what I want to see. The season's coming to an end and that's what I want to see. Yeah. So that Lindsay is picking up stools in the backyard. She's like, wow, these are blown over. And these are each like a hundred pounds each. Wow. And then, um, and then she sees page and she's like, hello, Pahina. Pahina, hi, Pahina. I just love Lindsay's nicknames for people. They always are just

I just love Lindsay's nicknames for people. They always are just come from a very strange place. So Alex and Andrea show up and Alex is like, wow, I feel like it's been a minute. Bades is like, we miss you, Alex. I'm just kidding. We really didn't. Oh my god. Andrea, look at you without your buttons. Buttons. I'm so shocked. How was I ever into this person? your buttons, buttons, I'm so shocked. How was I ever into this person? We totally matched. Did you miss me? And then we find out that Lucas and coming this weekend, I am like, I want everyone to be under the roof all at once. I have this always one person not there. And for some reason it really bothers me. I want everyone all there, all at once. His excuses, like your buddies are in town. Who cares? Get them on this show to whore around.

But like everybody else's buddies are in town, okay? There must be some rule or like there must be some like salary cap that like if everyone is on the show all at once, it costs like too much money for Bravo or like they can only pay for everyone to be on 10 out of the 13 episodes of the season or something like that. I love that everything that happens on the show are reasoning is the show's cheat. The show's not going to spend anybody. I can't believe the air conditioning was on. That's probably why everybody so shocked at the air conditioning sound. It's like, well, we pretended to Alex wasn't here for four weeks, but we love the air conditioning sun. It's like, well, we pretended Alex wasn't here for four weeks, but we left the air conditioning on. That's just cold. That's just cold. But it feels great.

It feels really cold. It feels great here. Well, we took a vote and it was either that we could all be on every episode or we could walk into an air conditioning house. And so we decided Luke, Alex, you guys will not be on every episode. We need a cold house. Okay, it feels great in here. Okay. So Dan Gelen out says that tonight is a beach bonfire and Robert's going to do dinner for everyone. She's like, the summer is coming to an end. So we should love each other and dance around a fire. And like if we get naked, we get back on. That's probably not going to happen. But fine.

I know. That's probably not gonna happen this shit. I'm not engaging Lindsey tells us I'm in a man And then we see a clip of Ahmed and thank you summer house for the arrow and the ding ding Ahmed that's Ahmed right there everybody and Vadim. Ding! Aw, man. That's all met right there everybody. Looks like a cheese ball to me. And she's like turns out, Oliver is his best friend! He's come to a few of our parties and I just haven't interacted with him because at that point my standards were a little higher but now it's the end of the summer so the bar's lowered and I finally decided this guy's good enough for now

So she's like yeah, we've been getting to know each other this entire last week It's like, oh my god Lindsey that's crazy. It's like marriage time. I know and Sierra's drinking milk looking all upset She's like whatever Yeah, she's not happy. It's been called Amanda finally show up at but at this point like everyone's gone on to wherever they're they're just like in different rooms and they're like Hi, I'm gonna say wow lovely greetings we're getting these days And then Sierra's just up in her room and she's like oh I'm sorry I just can't listen to Lindsay's love endeavors did she say love endeavors? I mean I wrote romantic I don't know. And then pages like, well,

I pretend she's a Val pack like every time she opens a mouth. I just hear $10 off car wash 30% when you buy two pairs of jeans and marshals replace despair with hope. Hope of bargains. That's my advice. So, um, so then everyone's just sort of still like getting ready Kyle's talking about how he was driving Amanda crazy because he's like on the phone the whole ride over. And then see Amanda comes into the room with the girls and Sierra is like, you look pretty and Amanda's like, thanks. I did my makeup in the car, which is like very Amanda. Like that's very

Amanda's personality, you know, to be like, she's a makeup in the car person. Like she just arrives and that's like the most interesting thing she can tell you at the beginning to be like, what's so what's new, what's the latest in your week? It's like, I did my makeup in the car. So go. Okay. I'm serious. Like, you know, like three weeks ago, Lindsay's really the car all and then the next week

she's making it, I mean, sorry. Last week, Lindsay is really into Austin. And this week she's really into a man. I just can't, I can't take it. Like, well, you know, a few weeks ago, you were really in the car all the next week, you were making that with Alex. And then the next week, you were back to Austin.

What's your point? Like, why are you so picked up on this? Like, are we not allowed to have variety? And also you made up last week, cut it out. Cut it out. Cut it out. Cut it out. So, uh, other things I'll talk about. I'm sick of fucking Austin, I can't.

Now you're still gonna be upset this week about Austin. We'll find something. Yeah. So Kyle's talking to Carl. And he's like, oh man, I was on the phone with a brand manager of Leverboy and we're on the brink of closing dates with Indiana, Colorado

and California. Hundreds of croakers, croakers everywhere. I don't know. I presume he's the idea of it just like, it's a very big deal. Obviously for beverage company, get into croaker, but like somehow just yelling hundreds of Kroger in summer house just feels so appropriate. Hundreds of Kroger's! That's an exciting moment on this show. I had a Halloween like that one. I like everybody was trust like Kroger. I didn't even know which three I was dating.

It was Krueger. Lindsay. So she's like, where is Elvar? So then Amanda is, you know, still gossiping with the girls. And she's like, Maya has a friend coming. It's all over. And, um, Paige, Oliver's, I mean, Maya's like, yeah, I'm just like a little worried that this is like going too fast. I don't even talk to my best friends every day. And page is like, it's normal to talk to the guy you're talking to every single day, especially if you want to show them the look you put together for 30% off. Okay.

And she's like, it's like, you don't even comprehend that you like to do something. She's like, I mean, I comprehend it, but like, is it time to run? Like, I was like this one, I'm not my ex. Um, maybe it has something to do with your dad. And Sierra's like, oh my God, of course it does, but we don't have time for daddy issues. Like we don't have time to get it to all the daddy issues. And then Maya starts crying. Is Maya had a week where she hasn't cried? My cry. Yeah, you've been Netflix and chilling all week. Okay. Cry of other things you've already cried. Be happy now. You have all the sweet cry wall fulfilling your cookie orders Cry over a kitchen aid, okay? It's fine. We are fine to have the tears in the cookies just make the cookies

It's actually worked out so well for me not getting the cookies from Maya because people have brought us so many cookies. I know Maya isn't giving you cookies, so here are some cookies. Yes, I'm just going to keep this going for as many seasons. I'll be like, remember that season when it took me a long time to get cookies, just we can get more cookies. I think I'm now that we've like the race between a PS5 and cookies. I think I'm going to try to order cookies for Maya and see which one comes faster.

Let's just see what how this works out. You'll win. It's in your blood. Well, if I were going to win something, when do I ever win any contest? You win. So I don't. No, I don't. You do. I don't win any contest? You win. So I don't. No, I don't. You do. I don't win any contest with you.

And you know what? I'm, I win at other things against other people. So I've just learned that that's just how it is. Okay. And wins. Ronnie Luzies. No, absolutely not. Absolutely not.

I hope you get a cookie game to play on your fucking PlayStation. So, um, Maya's crying, basically, that all. Absolutely not. I hope you get a cookie game to play on your fucking PlayStation. So, um, Maya's crying basically that all equals Maya crying. Daddy issues. Um, so, um, so, Sierra is like, you're gonna make me cry now. And she's like, but I have complicated relationship with my dad. And so they start talking about, they get upset about their dads and stuff. And then it goes into sister issues because my it's like, you know, like we didn't really see eye to eye me my dad But then like my sister was like seeing more eye to eye than me and like my sister's a poster child for kid like she went to Harvard She's always successful, you know like if you write a letter she'll literally send you cookies even if you didn't order them like I just question my worth, you know, like if you write a letter, she'll literally said you cookies, even if you didn't order them.

Like I just questioned my worth, you know. So then we cut over to Robert and Danielle, setting up this beach picnic, a very good beach picnic. It was very well done. And there's some dolphins and they, I guess Robert took this for Danielle a few, two months ago, which is exciting for them, maybe not for the rest of the audience. And then everyone else gets into the car and they're all based, every basic comes to this beach baiting.

I don't know why I'm going through so granular. And then there were dolphins. And then they put down a bowl and then she put out napkins and then she even put out works. Well, all that really stood out to me is that there's a new song. I've been chasing the sunset. I haven't caught a yet. released to that to me is that there's a new song. Leave on time. You know what I mean? Like leave on time. There, your song is songs.

My advice to you. It's a very attainable goal. Okay. Like as long as the skies are clear, you can pretty much catch that sunset, like, just like, go outside. Also, this is a beautiful beach picnic, and it's supposed to be like Bohemian, which is LOL with these people, and they all, people like are showing up there, all, everyone's dressed sort of Bohemian-ish, and Alex is still wearing that fricking muscle tea. I mean, Alex, okay, you just made it back.

You've gained some goodwill just by not being there. Just make an effort, okay? You don't have to wear a muscle tea shirt to a beach, like an evening Bohemian beach picnic. Like we get it, you have arms, congrats. Oh, you guys, I wonder if Flandse is here. Let me see, hold on. Daniel Oliolee.

Hula. Is she here? She's here. Yeah. And it's so funny because Lindsay, I mean, I don't feel like Lindsay has really ever talked with Maya. Maybe like in passing, but she has never shown any interest in Maya.

And the fact that she goes up to her and is like, oh, it's cool. Oh, I love her. It's just funny because she only cares about Oliver right now because Oliver is with Ahmed. So she's like, oh, I love her. Now she soups close with Maya because they're dating two friends.

And she's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm going to ask dating two friends. Oh, my God, you literally don't have it's numbers to earn. And Maya's like, no, do you have a meds? Lindsay is already plotting her like she's already thinking about the the The rehearsal dinner for her wedding for Ahmed where Maya's gonna be her made of honor and she's like Can you believe it?

Like, we were showing a house together dating these two guys. And here we are, my new best friend and my fiance, and her fiance at our double wedding. Like, she's had that whole thing ready to go. She's like planning to see it's right now. So Alex is, they're all putting on these little flower headband things. And Alex is like, I'm really not a big flower headband guy. And let's just like be a participant, enjoy your line, you know.

How, how in the world, what, I'm not a big flower crown guy. Oh, what? Later, I'd your fucking arm. Why, what is, what is threatening him right now about the flower crown thing? We're not asking you to do cocaine. Put on the flower crown. It's ridiculous. So, Paid, well, actually cocaine, I mean, that would be something you're offering.

Not just like, here, look stupid. So Paid's just like, well, crack left on Sunday, but then he called his parents, and I met them on the phone and that's like a big stop and he's like really adamant about me like coming and like meeting his parents. So I just got to Andre going, oh, oh, I sort of like rolling his eyes and scoffing because he's just like annoyed by this whole situation. Yeah. And so Paige tells Danielle when are we moving to Charleston? And she's like, I don't know. I mean, and Paige tells her, if you don't go, you are gonna regret it.

And Robert goes, yeah, you'll be the girl who didn't go to Paris. Just so great. That's a great, I love him. I love him. I love him. He's cute, he cooks. He cleans the hills. He references the hills. So I mean, wow. And it's so great. It's depending on, you know,

depending on who you are. Is that what? Oh, I thought it was. I from it's about probably was friends. I thought it was what's the love telling Lauren Conrad. You'll always be the girl who didn't go to Paris. Yes. I'm sure that's what it is too. But it didn't happen on France too. We're shooting go to Paris and they're asking back married or something. Okay, so anyway. Probably. The truth is, Paris is, yeah, just always go to Paris when given the chance.

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So Amanda's like, oh my god, you're ready, Maya, hold on. On the by the way front, you look great. So I wanted to tell you, because I came out to an oil like I couldn't sleep all. I've just like had a lot of moments of like, should I be deading? And like, should I be like putting my sobriety aside? But like, McKenzie, it's like, I'm just not fully into it. Okay, thank you.

Thank you for just saying you're not into it. That's what's been bugging me the whole time. Stop blaming your sobriety or non-sobriety. You're not into the girl. Okay? Yeah. That's allowed. And he's like, yeah, you know, like, I've had different feelings with Las Vegas. I'm like, she's a distraction. So I mean, it's not her fault that she's a distraction. I mean, obviously, she's not like a huge distraction because she doesn't really have that much of a personality so like how can it be distracted by nothing? You know, but you can be and so like this week I decided to end things with Mackenzie by just like not responding to any of her texts and occasionally saying,

new phone, who this? You know, I think it's going pretty well. I'm hoping that she gets the idea of what I'm saying when it comes back in a green bubble instead of a blue bubble. You know what I mean? But we should also mention that André is still doing his sob story about the girl that he ghosted for the TV show and he's like, oh, this week has been brutal. Oh, I tried to feel like see all week long. And she didn't want to hear from me. And the door is closed, and she doesn't want to have nothing to do with me. I feel even worse

than before I am a sad male model. La la la. Yeah, he keeps trying to fill this entire episode. Every time he gets a chance with the sob, like a little crying scene. It's like, okay, dude, we still have all the other. It's like he thinks because no one is paying attention to him that it's not making it on camera. So he has to do it all over again for somebody else. He's basically doing like the male model version of the nuclear option, which is like all else has failed. So I'm just going to cry. I'm going to be, I'm just going to try to be as fake vulnerable as possible. And I'm so handsome that you're all going to fall for it. But no one's falling for it, which is great. So page from the girls are talking and she's like, oh my God,

I can't believe we're 28 days away from your wedding. You know, so many good movies. Sandra Bullock had to be sober for 28 days, like she was Mr. Ball. And then there was like the 28 days later about the zombies. I mean, wow, it's going great for you, Amanda. So anything to say. Let me ask, have you been bitten by any monkeys lately? Just curious. They keep saying 28 days, 28 days. I watched the first 10 minutes of 28 days later. With 28 days later is the Mozambi one, right? So I watched the first 10 minutes of that, like, I don't know,

maybe 10 years ago, 15 years ago. And I was like, okay, so a monkey attacks like a lady in a lap, I was like, okay. And then killing Murphy, wakes up. And he was like walking around London, and just like, no one's around. I was like, okay. And then he's like, let me walk into a dark room.

I'm like, I'm out, I'm done, I'm done. I'm like, I don't know, I don't know why. You see, there's nothing happening. Don't go into dark space. I will not watch this any further. Oh, yeah, it's not a Ben movie for sure. No, not. So Amanda's like speaking of Kyle sent me down

to talk him out of pre-naught. And Sierra's like, what do you mean? You are a lover boy. I know. I always wondered why a lover boy can sweat so much. I realized it's just Amanda's tears. They just embed them right in there. It's like someone else brought the guacamole to the party. The lover boy is just crying. I'm just waiting for the guacamole flavor. I made guacamole guys.

So Amanda says, you know, I told them I'll do my own research on it. And we can go from there, but you can just bring it up a week before we get there. It's more than 30 days. He brought it up before 28 days. And back to it. From today, but he brought it up like two weeks ago. So yeah, I mean, it's still cutting it close and he's full of shit. But there's no good movie called 43 days. That's the thing. So Carl and Kyle are still talking and Carl's like, oh, any pre-dinop updates? Like what are your updates with your pre-dinop? Yeah. And and Kyle's like, oh, I haven't had a moment because it's like wedding planners.

And Carl's like, whoa, I was just doing some research. You know, it's funny when you're trying to avoid a phone call from your girlfriend, what you can get yourself up to. So I was doing some research about our conversation and I was like, at the rules, and they said you should get one, do. So I think you should get one, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's for entrepreneurs and like assets.

So like you're basically the reason they came up with pre-numps, cause like you're an entrepreneur and you have assets. So. Oh, oh. And I was like, yeah, cause it's like the basic, some hour company instructor,

like I have a majority of the stock, therefore I have majority control. And yeah, like that's what it should be because like based on what I put into it and stuff. And then it cuts back to the ladies talking. And Maya's like, I mean, I feel like the mean thing is Luffer Boy, right? She's like, yeah, he says his investors are worrying and they should mean because if he

leaves me, I'm taking half of everything. I don't love this for Amanda because I feel like her entire thing is based off the idea that Kyle might leave her someday. She's basically saying, I don't want to have a prenup because it's almost like she wants to hold a massage because if you leave me, I'm gonna get half of your money. But really, it should be a man that who should be thinking of herself as saying,

what if I decide to leave him? I don't like the position she's putting herself in in this theoretical, I feel like she's afraid. I think it exposes the dynamic that is not great where she's saying that she has a fear that he's gonna leave her and that she's just sort of. Well, exactly. I mean, that's what their whole relationship is.

Like, did you remember in the earlier in the season when she was having a fit breaking all the things in the bathroom calling him 30 times because he wouldn't call her back? And she was having a fit breaking all the things in the bathroom calling him 30 times because he wouldn't call her back and she was like, well, this is what happened when you cheated on me. It's like the whole dynamic is completely fucked. For me.

It's more like you shouldn't rely on, like we're not gonna get a prenut because I'm gonna take half of everything and those partners should be afraid. That's like a shitty way to look at it. You have worked on this company from the beginning with him, all the graphics and stuff for years and the branding and stuff like that.

Like I know that he's got, he got the money and the investors and all of that. But if your argument is that you should have have half of love for boy, there's probably ground to stand on there without meeting it. Like I will have half if you fuck with me, you know? Like there's a legit to stand on there without me. Like, I will have half a few fuck with me. You know, like there's a legit reason you could have ownership in the company.

Not just, it's not like you're fucking stupid relationship. In other words. Yeah, I mean, I know that like it's, you know, what she's saying is a little tongue in cheek to, like we're not like so serious about it like that. But at the same time, like, I just think that she should be, I think she should be elevating herself and not be like, what if he leaves me?

It should be like, what if I decide to leave him? And of course, we don't want any marriage, we'll part, but let's be reasonably here. I mean, she should just give herself a reminder self that she's the one with a power in this relationship and that he should be lucky to have her, not that like she has to like hold anything over him to keep him there, you know. And she tells us, you best believe if we ever in Denver, there's a very high chance it's

because of this business and I'm not walking away with nothing. And she tells them, I'm walking with half and page goes, Oh, you're walking up with more than half. So then Oliver and Ahmed show up and Oliver and Maya start having a boring talk about boring things. And then Alex then he has some bombshell news for all of us. He's like, yeah, guys, when you roast a marshmallow, the outside is like a crust. Thanks Alex, thanks for welcoming us to the world of obvious things we knew about roasting marshmallows. And Kyle's like, you're eating carbs. I think I'm, I eat more carbs than anyone in this house,

bro. And Kyle's like, you know, I'm impressed because like you've been on a journey. Like you were waking up at seven in the morning, you were cooking your breakfast, and now look at you, you're loosening up, you're talking about crust on a journey. Like you were waking up at seven in the morning, you were cooking your breakfast, and now look at you, you're loosening up, you're talking about crust on marshmallows. And I like it, bro. I like it.

Oh, it's goes, yeah, over this summer, I felt like a change in me. Like, I've definitely loosened up. Like, I also am also a little bit less shy around this new group of people. Do now my friends, but like, I'm definitely lo loser because basically the producer said, if you want to come back on this show, you got to be a little bit more fun. So look wow, I'm fun. Yeah, so that's the obvious change, right? He's like, look at me. I'm so loosened up. Okay. So then they show clip of him when he first came on. And he's like, this

day, when pages like, well, what do you eat? He's like, chicken, turkey, chicken, turkey, chicken, turkey, broccoli, broccoli. And then now he's talking about food again, but this time it's marshmallows. So it's a journey. That is a journey. You could sell hipster shoes in a mall, okay, join me.

Okay. That's a journey. That's funny, that's funny, Ronnie. I only got some shoes from Johnny once. I'll tell you that much. So then Andre, he found some bongos somewhere along the way, and he's like trying to play them, but he just sort of sounds like...

He's not even fake playing them well, which makes me sad for him. And then Lindsay, of course, is just like all over Ahmed. And then Maya, this surprised me. I feel like this is a risky move. Maya decides to outsource some marshmallow cooking to Andrea. She's like, hey, Andrea, can you make me a marshmallow

but not burnt, but like toasted? Oh my God, good luck with that, Maya. Good luck with your new on marshmallow order from Andrea. Yeah. And so I'm Ed's telling Lindsay, I just wanted to spin you around when we walked in. She's like, yeah. Then Oliver is trying to be romantic with Maya.

He's like, you want my jacket? And she's like, I'm cold, but no, I don't want it. No, just take it. No, I don't want it. You should take it. I said I don't want it. It's like, wow. No, I don't want it. You should take it. I said, I don't want it. Like, wow, the chemistry romance book going to be written. I'm going to rely on the, I'm going to rely on the residual heat of that lightly toasted but not burned marshmallow that Andrea is going to make for me. Yeah. So then, um, let's see, I mean, it is like gossiping about the couples the new couples. She's like, oh my god

I can't turn around because Oliver will know I'm talking about him and Oliver's like a Pages staring right at us so Pages like um, but then just like on Ahmed like he reminds me of someone and I can't really figure out who Amanda's like, yeah, he doesn't remind me of someone Lindsay would like typically be with, which is like not a bad thing. Yeah. And then Lindsay is talking to Ahmed and she's like, are you having fun? And he's like, I'm with you.

That's all that matters. And she's like, well, let's get you drunk. So then it's really hard for me to get invested in Nancy's relationships. But ah! So then Lindsay is like straddling, this guy you know, doing the straddling thing. Like, all the other thing.

And he's just holding her, but her ass is right over the fight. Like she's gonna burn her ass. Basically. She's literally, I think like wrapped around and with her legs. Like I don't think she's even stamped on the ground. She's like, and they're just like all watching, like what the heck. And then Lindsey's just like trying to make a fun time happening. She's

going up to people. She's like, I'm wearing a war teacher today. That's time to dance. So everyone, I'm gonna dance the t-shirt set. So come on, everyone dance, dance, dance. So they all start doing their like, we're trying really hard thing and they just start yelling So everyone, I'm gonna be dance. The dessert set, so come on, everyone dance, dance, dance. So they all start doing their like, we're trying really hard thing and they just start yelling, whoa, I'm like waving around glow thing, something air. And then Carl's like, oh, oh, yo.

Okay, let's go, let's go home. Thank you. I'll go home, blah, blah. I heard those are conditioning on. So there's like some talk about like Oliver and Ahmed, like me, they're gonna go, Oliver and Ahmed, like maybe they're going to go their home first or maybe they'll go back to their the summer house or maybe home. Like I didn't write it down because I didn't think it would have any relevance

on anything for the rest of the episode. But of course it did. Of course it was like a major plot point. You know I don't live there once I got what I want. I don't share. We're talking. The post sunset song. It's like she found she caught the sunset and now she's not going to share it. So back at home, Maya is changing in her room and a picture just falls on her head, which I think is so. Feel like a visual metaphor. Yeah. We don't know what the visual metaphor is, but it's there.

So apparently something happened in the car ride because we see outside and Danielle's like, uh, Lindsay, Lindsay, why don't you just come over here and talk before we go inside and she's like, I'm a him leaving. That makes me question not everything. No matter what you say, we have Lindsay. Rule number one, stay with Lindsay Lindsay so she's having a bet, you know and Robert comes in and he's like oh my god You guys that was the worst car ride I've ever been on on mid left and Lindsay's like all pissed and she's screaming like oh my god He's left me They're all like oh you're so new you're new. You'll get used to it in a few years. So Lindsay goes into the bathroom with Danielle as usual and starts peeing. So you just hear her

peeing and she calls a med and she's like, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, I'm at my house. Where are you? you. And Danielle's like, she's upset that you didn't say bye or didn't stay and you know, hang out or whatever. And then she's like, zero, just zero. You didn't laugh, zero, zero. Zero, okay, you let the beach that I invited you to. You left the beach that I invited you to. It's the beach that I invited you to. How dare you. You didn't just leave a beach. You left the beach. I invited you to. And Danielle, shut up.

Why are you even talking to the guy? Like you're standing, you're literally up her ass. The girl is just peeing, calling this guy, and you have to stand there and tell the guy, I mean, get a life lady. So I'm it's like, if you want to have an actual conversation instead of just trying to be right me, then I'm down for that. She's, okay, that's fucking going. Well, let's have an actual conversation. How about that?

Do not make me. He's like, I'm not a child where I'm gonna be berated. Okay, let's ease up on that real quick. Okay, I'm not gonna be berated, mother. You love the means. I was, I'm the bangin' bangin' bangin' do you do? Huh? Huh. That's our calm, that's our calm way.

And he's like, babe, I'm sorry. You know what? Let me call you back. Let me call you back. So meanwhile Alex is talking to Andrea and he's like, so Anything happened besides last week. I mean today I toasted a marshmallow without burning it. So that's you know something going on with me. How about you? This is the new fun me so Yeah, Andreas crying again now. He's like, oh, I really thought I was going to be a thing with this girl, but at the end of the day, she's leading her own life. And you know, I'm struggling every day. Do you know how hard it is to be absolutely beautiful and go to this life is difficult. Duh. And Lindsay's still furious in her room,

and Kyle comes in all wasted in a straw hat or whatever. And he's like, eh, well, well, well, well. I ain't so mad. I'm like a really mad. That means I'm not that mad. I'm not into the beach, the night I'm not into. And he's like, the dude, he's coming back. She's like, no, he's not.

Why? I know. Meanwhile, Miles, like, oh, wait a second. Oliver never came over. Oh, well, hey, Sierra, you're fun to cuddle on. You're really fun to cuddle on for a skinny person. She's like, yeah, it's my tits. You're on my tits. So then back to Lindsay, she's like, I mean,

I mean, you really like me. Then why wouldn't you say something before you back? I'm kind of like, you only met him a week ago, then he's just oh yeah, no one gets a fuck When I get shit on No, okay, so Nackered jealous that everybody gave a shit when Sierra was shit on but you were the person he was Shitting on Sierra like yeah, he logic the Lindsay also Lindsay like Lindsey logic the Lindsey also Lindsey also like you did just meet this person and you didn't get shit on really like Just like you're just like if you want him come over just like come over

Did you go home by accident come over? It's like I wanted to go home first and change or whatever like shower and change. I know this is what this whole fight's about it so stupid change or whatever like shower and change. I know. This is what this whole fight is about. It's so stupid. So she's going off because no one cares as much when she gets shit on but no one's shit on her. So then Robert and Danielle are in bed. Danielle's like, you haven't watched a stupid Christmas episode yet? I can only imagine what they're watching. It's probably like the season four of punky bruist or something. So then Alex is like, oh wow, is there animosity upstairs? God, I'm so fun right now, caring about house drama. And Carl's like, oh, I don't know. I just took a shit. I could care a lot about what everyone else is doing. I feel great in here, by the way. Alex is like, did I bring the marshmallow?

Did I think I toasted it, but I actually burnt it? Oh, I'm not supposed to get involved in marshmallow angst until I'm a full year into sobriety, so circle it in on the calculator, and get back to me. Yeah, it's just a little triggering, just trying to figure out whether or not the marshmallow is developed across the earth. So I'm just going to stay away from that one. So cows in the bathroom. Jesus. What do you want?

She pulls, she pulls them out and throws them in the bed. She's like, you're always the last one. Oh, Kyle. He's just still holding his wiener with his pants down. He's like, God. I know. He's like literally just like naked there, trying to hide it from the cameras.

So now it's the morning and Carl is awake. Good morning. Hey, my, all your awake also. I might as like, yeah, I'm gonna make pancakes for the house. I thought about making some cookies for some of my customers but I thought let's just make some pancakes instead. So she's baking pancakes and Carl's like, you know what?

Getting back to my meditation, getting back to my morning workout, just sort of avoiding, you know, marshmallow, crust drama. I really feel like the weights lifted off my back. Turns out that all those years are saying, put your weight on me. Has actually really been a burden for me. I know I'm saying, take your weight off me. I made the right decision. I did. When did Carl stop his workout routine? I don't know. That's the episode he was working out. I don't know, Carl. Every episode, they show him waking up at seven in the morning and going out to my social

place, like Harbor, you know, every single episode. So I don't know when he stopped doing that. So then everyone starts gathering and Lindsay, of course, day after Lindsay is like, hello, fam. Hello. I'm not lying. Allows nine was. Sup big communication because like there's no service of the beach

and like, eat right calling me and I was like, bro, row is vanishing. But then I got like text later when the service started working. So it was just all the big misunderstanding. And I'm Drake goes, oh, so you went from night I got our followers to sa-hara. Ha ha ha. Everyone's like, uh, oh, so you went from Naya Gara, farms to Sahara. Everyone's like, uh, is that a moisture joke?

He's like, it was classy. It was classy. Come on. Carl, because your basement was flooded. And now your basement's not flooded. And everyone just stares around the table like, yep, this one's not going to be saved. Not, it's not going to be, this is not

when we want to continue, yes, anding. No,'s not going to be saved. That, it's not going to be, this is not one we want to continue. Yes, ending. No, we're going to keep going. I also like Carl's, his Yelp review for my, it's pancakes. He goes, how good are these pancakes, Daniel? All right, fluffy, sure. Okay, fluffy as shit. Fluffy as fuck.

Oh, fluffy as fuck. Sorry, fluffy as fuck. Whoa, it's even better. So they're going to winery and Kyle shouts out that he got them a bus, a van for the winery, a party van, party bus. Sorry for coughing. And then we see how much fun they've had on party buses over the years. And there's like stripper paws and oh my god, woo.

And then Jordan. So I'm sitting like this with my legs open and she's giving me head and she sticks her tongue in my asshole and I don't know what it is. So I'm like, time daily. I don't even know if you're cackney or lazy. What are you doing to my asshole? I mean, I feel her lips around my penis, but then I also feel her lips around my taint. And how did you do it? Turns out she's actually the queen alien from aliens. She has one head inside of a larger head, and the little head's doing my dick, and the big head's doing my

taint. It was out of control. So then Amanda is in bed with the girls, and she's reading gossip about Kristen Cavalieri that says something that the country star said she's he's been spending more time with Kristen and it's going really well. So meta that this show on the one hand is like cracking jokes about the hills and at the other hand is actually somehow interacting with the extended hills universe. So weird, you know. So Paige is like, well, I'm so happy for her and I hope she's thriving and I think that that country's start will be perfect for him. Like and subscribe. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Amanda is asking my

how she felt after last night and she's like, um, overwhelmed, but like, I'm sure I'm at his asking my how she felt after last night and she's like, um, overwombs, but like, I'm sure I'm going to see him. I got it. It's like, but didn't bother you. Then he didn't come over after and she's like, no, I'm not Lindsay. I don't feel like Lindsay feels and Maddie goes, not a lot of people do feel like Lindsay feels. Hmm.

Yes, then they started talking about Lindsay and how like, you know, Sierra, of course, to make it about her again about like, it's just a little uncomfortable in the last week in case she said she liked Austin and everything. And they just talk about how like Lindsay just gets fully invested all the time

and Amanda's like a little concerned, right? Like she's like, this doesn't seem like fun summer to me. It's like fun if you go through your whole thing with like no strings attached, but I feel like there's like a web of strings. Kyle strings. Um, so let's see here. Um, Alex is catching a fly. It's Alex. They want to show us some fun Alex. They're going to pay him for this episode. So they show him changing and he sees a fly and he catches it. So that was good. You know, it was good. Yeah, that's really exciting.

And then Amanda, she's, she's, she's like, poking them with her hair and she's talking about how she wants to get her extensions redone. And she asked Kyle what, you know, what is doing, like what his hair is going to be for the wedding. He's like, I don't know. And so Amanda is like, it's crazy. They were getting married so soon.

Ryan, I mean, it's happening in 28 days. Like yet we know Amanda, we are very well aware that your wedding is coming up because it's brought up every other scene with you. Oh, so they get on the party best. Never. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Danielle, who is the Emily or the Rina of this cast, is like, I have a game.

It's gonna involve shot taking. So like, we're gonna ask each other questions. Oh. So if she doesn't answer, then she has to drink. And Carl's like, oh, have you done it? Oh, I mean, it just starts. It'll, it'll, it'll, it'll be a little bit more. And then they are, they're asking Maya and Carl's like,

when was the last time you had a wet dream? She's like, every day, long was the last time you worked with a wet dough. Every day, when was the last time you shaped that dough into cookies, every day, when was the last time you sent those cookies to your customers? Well, you know, it's a long process.

It takes a few months, you know. And my sister's a bitch. Who has a wet dream every day? Like what the hell? But lots. So enjoy those cookies. So basically, those are the questions basically for everyone. Hey, just like, I mean, Alex, have you done the threesome? Have you done anal? It's like no, no, no, no. Have you ever stuck your penis into just like, I mean, Alex, have you been with Risa? Have you been anal? It's like, no, no, no, no. Have you ever stuck your penis into grav turkey? I mean, yeah. Wow, I knew it. I knew it. Have you have you ever dealt, have you ever developed a delicate crust on a marshmallow that wasn't quite burned, but it's a little bit

darker than it does? Uh, no. Wow. So Maya asked Sierra, who's better luke or Austin sex wise? And Sierra says Austin is and Alex is like, yeah, but who's a better kisser? Me or Kyle and everyone's like, oh, she's like, I'm not going to answer that. I'm just going to drink. And then hey, Kyle, what's your favorite part about Amanda's body? He goes honestly the vagina. It's like wow, that is so romantic. Page if Craig asked you to move to Charleston, enjoy the cast of Southern

John, would you? Yes, I would. They have a higher budget. So yes, definitely. Yes. And then ask her to a few more. She's in love with Craig, don't don't. And she's like, well, I mean, I feel like different butterflies with Craig than like anyone else.

And by butterflies, I mean, like my stomach goes, it makes like a sound and then I'm like, am I hungry? But then I have a diet coke and I was like, I'm not hungry. So like, it's not not love. It's just like a different butterfly. It's like a butterfly, but in the shape of a pillow. It's cute. So then Andre is like,

but who has the biggest dick that you've ever been with? Ha, she's like, Andre, Andre has. So then they ask Lindsay, they're starting to segue into the, of course, the biggest thing that happens sort of late in the show season or post show season. Amanda says, did you see a future with Carl? Did you picture yourself marrying him? And she's like, well, it's a very delicate someday because they like, you can just drink Lindsay. She's like, okay, wait a hold on. I'm getting a text. Carl is saying he's about to get off the bus.

Oh my God, that's so sweet, Carl. Yeah, I just wanted you to know that I am going to be coming with you when this bus ride is over. So. So they get to this wine, the vineyard, and they're like sitting at a table. They're all ordering wine. They're going to get like all these different, like it's so,

you know, wine tasting and Alex is very sad. He's like, wow, I thought we'd be like walking a lot and digging pictures of grapes. I had really like worked up some good fun Alex material with the grapes. I was gonna do like a picture with like, I was gonna hold grapes over my mouth and like open my mouth and it's about gonna eat the grapes

but I wasn't really gonna do it but it'd be great for the picture, you know? So I'm sort of bummed I can't use that content. Yeah, I was really looking forward to toasting a great, but whatever. So the waitress is like, welcome to TVT. It's Italian. It's Italian.

Am I just great? Cause Andrea is straight off the boat. So like, you like it Andrea? Well, I like it as much as I can, considering I have a broken heart right now. So Carl orders a mocktail and they give us, Andrea gives a cheer or a little private cheers to Lindsay because he's like, you know, cheers to both of us having some happiness Lindsay and she's like I'm green and green and thank you What I would do to play with someone's going all right now

So I was like y'all let's go player you go first go go hogs come on good job hogs you go So well they play everyone else is gossiping and my it's like I'm all over-attached with me and said omid might be in love with Lindsay. Don't tell her though. Don't tell. It's like how in the world do you leave that might and say that's that's her that's the one. Almost murdered me for going home to shower first. That's some people they just love that shit, you know? So, Andrea is like, alright, let me try this for like the sixth time to see if I get any traction. Okay, I did sort of failed a few more times, but this time not work. He goes, you know what my biggest wish right now is? You know what it is?

Falling in love. That's not the game, Andrea. You know my biggest wish, shut up. So a man is like, oh is it because me and Kyle give me so much hope. And he's like, well, you have died, so I put up the tipper bond. So I want to wake up next to someone. You know, I met someone who made me feel like that. Oh!

Six months ago, I was in Vermont, and I was like, okay, I'm a free bird. And just cut the page, and be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she's very upset by this, like already where this is going, and she's, and in fact, they've had someone, and I can't get that love. Maybe I found that soulmate,

but she's a nut that coming back to me. Yeah. And he goes, I met her like 10 days of you stop talking you and I, Paige, probably the same weekend you went to Charleston. I met her, which makes no sense, right? Like he's just to polish it and everybody knows it, right? So, yeah, Paige,

because so she stopped talking to you because you wanted to be single. And he's like, I didn't commit that. So I lost everything. And Danielle's like, yeah, I don't understand this timeline because you were flirting with Paige all summer. So it doesn't really add up to me that all of a sudden you're like, oh, I have these feelings for someone else. And he goes, that's Andrea.

When she goes, you're flirting with that's Andrea. So Paige goes, so you stopped talking to a girl who was probably wearing full price dress. And now at September and then I grew upset about it. And I almost stopped talking to Craig because you were coming on so strong to me this summer. I told Sierra, am I making the wrong decision? Because I thought we really could have something and we see a flashback to her being like,

am I making a mistake? He is so hot. I really thought we had something. You were hot. I was someone who liked looking at you. Craig wouldn't come in and you were hot, so. And she goes, it's really hard for me in this moment to not feel totally used.

Like I'm not a distraction, I'm not a filler. Like that he is though. He was always a distraction and a filler. This is so hilariously ridiculous. And he's like, can I say something, doll? You don't go with the my wish. Like no, you cannot go through another wish, okay? This is not, we're not genies, okay?

No one asked me, how do you feel when you find out that of nowhere, that page and Craig, my best friend of our month and the girl I was hooking up with, we're getting together. I was hurt too. Do you know how hurt I was when I found out that the girl who I was dating amongst many girls in Vermont was starting to date someone else to Oh God, I was so hard She's like, um here's the thing you knew crack for two weeks. Yes, oh and I knew him for three years and when we started talking

I ended things with you a month prior. He's like no, no You never ended things you said out of see you after this weekend, And then you never talk to me again. You make ghosts of me No, no, I said I'm really busy Here's me saying blu-p They want to know but I wish Do not my wishes. I just want to find through. No, you already did that already.

Okay. No, I'm seeing you're a manhure. Okay. So now there's an argument between two people who really just had an interest so they can get more airtime basically, right? There's like nothing between these two. So it's getting out of hand. So Lindsay's like, um, but he just sings somebody now

and you're like flirting with so many girls. Like, I'm flirting with so many people. Like, I can't even keep it. It's time. And Paige, you guys look like we know right now. We know, man. Yeah. Okay.

We know. So Lindsay goes, well, why is it so different? And Paige is like, she's like, well, people's feelings are involved. So now they're going to try to drag it into the Sierra thing again. They're just going to pivot it that way. Yes. And then Sierra's like, yeah, there's a level of respect, Lindsay. Like, what are you even going on about?

This is over Sierra. I know. I was like, this has been put to bed. Okay. So Lindsay's like, do you? So, Amanda goes, well, do you feel like you're covering up for something else? And Lindsay goes, do you think I'm covering up for someone? Something? That's not true. That's not true. And she's like, uh, and Andrea goes, I'm not seeing anyone because like you tried to make Andrea and Lindsay the same just because they're sitting next to each other. Because Amanda's like, yeah, but you guys are seeing all these people and he's like, I'm not.

I mean, just like, yeah, well, you guys just put yourselves in the same box of caring about your own feelings, which is great for you about. And Lindsay's like, I'm not covering anything. Um, and she says, I mean, look at him. I'm mad for instance. And she says, oh my God, who cares about fucking I'm mad. We met him two days ago, Lindsay. Okay, no one cares about him. And Amanda's like, you know, the underlying factor here is that like the flirting is covering up for something else and she goes, um, I actually go to a lot of therapy

for years and years and years. And I, you don't know how many therapists have just quit their careers and gone somewhere else because of me Okay, cuz like I dive into the deep end and I will always be me for the rest of my life And that's her that's her look I go to therapy because I realize that's just how I am I get really into people I don't even know and that's just how I am. I get really into people I don't even know. And that's just me. That's crazy. I'm fucking like that. That's fucking the craziest way to say, no, I go to therapy.

I get obsessive over people I don't know all the time. And I've accepted myself for that. That's just who I am. And I mean, I was like, but you're falling so fast and so hard for these people. And Lindsay is like so proud that she goes, you think this is the first time this has happened? I'd been this way my entire life. I think that could be Lindsay's problem.

Because no one, you don't feel loved when someone's just obsessing over nothing, you know? It's like someone's, it's not you that they're in love with Obviously, right? It's just like this idea of whatever they want so pages like yeah, but this time others people's feelings were Effected Lindsay and Danielle sees what Paige is doing because of course Paige can never just fucking keep it about herself She has to turn it into It's trying to stir shit between other people. So Danielle's like, this is horse shit. Yeah, and Kyle goes chill out.

No, don't tell me that chill out so that Lindsey goes. By the way, me being single, I've had the best summer of my life because I put myself in situations that I haven't been in for five years. I'm like, what situations has, has Lindsey been in the season that are any different than any season where she's been single, Lindsey. Yeah, I've spent the same. And page because, well, do we want, but know that there are repercussions to other

people's feelings and she goes, oh my God, I'm in pretty sure I apologize 100 times last week. And an Amanda, meanwhile, she used to hear, go, this wasn't my intention. She steps away. So she's everyone's just trying to have a moment right now. Everyone's like, it's like, this is like a hunger games up who can have the cliffhanger for the episode.

So now Amanda is going to cry over in the corner because she said this wasn't her intention to create this moment. Right. So she's crying and Sierra is going on about you didn't apologize 100 times. You apologized one time, Lindsay. And she's like, you didn't apologize on once to me. And Amanda's crying and Sierra goes, well, what would I apologize for? It's just, um, further rowing line, which she didn't throw at you.

If she owes you an apology, an apology is for disregarding your feelings in Vermont, I would think, but Lindsay's like not emotionally, I guess emotionally intelligent enough to really state that. So she's like, um, does he get there? Why? Yeah, so Sierra is like, I apologize to Danielle for throwing wine, absolutely.

And I'm sorry if I hit you with a crossfire, by the way, I also got hit with a lot, remember, remember when I was sitting there and he goes, oh my god, Carl. I got hit by the car. Just, just put him in there. Okay, continue. She's like, listen, like you didn't apologize

a hundred times to me last weekend. So the fight now is like, yes, you did apologize to me, but you didn't apologize 100 times like you're making it sound. So I'm mad at you. So I'm going to drug up this fight that we put to bed last week because you overstated how apologetic you were. Yes, but she did apologize to you, right? So the man is still crying.

She's like, my man, everyone good yelling each other. I see right so the man is still crying And see I was like yeah, and you're running off with Ahmed you know you have to realize that's like weird for me Because like you told me last week. I'm like you have like a thing for like Austin Okay, so now you want her to be into Austin. Yeah Lindsay's like what does this have to do with me me Austin was very clear with you and so Amanda's like Not okay, okay, and she said she's been in therapy for years girl quit your therapist I'm going through my lunchbox first right now looking for a lipstick just in case anyone wants to notice it is very cute Yeah, she goes yeah quit your therapist like how. And call goes, well, she did. And now we have her old therapist.

I'm crying on the inside. So then just for therapists is probably having to give a therapist. Could you imagine? As therapists is like, can I get somebody who listens to me? Like just one patient, just one patient who would listen to me. Yeah, seriously. So then now, since it's the time for everyone to have a, I'm the saddest person here moment, Alex pulls Andrea. So now Andrea, and by the way, Alex

is probably very happy about this because they go to have their talk amidst the grapes in the vines. He's like, I can get my photo. So Andrea's like, I'm a very vulnerable person. You know, people always have this expectation that I'm a super human This guy who's just so handsome and beautiful and was on the British version of the circle, you know But I'm not I'm not a super human. I am a human who is very attractive and gets lots of things in life because he's attractive But I feel too. I feel too. He wouldn't possibly be sad. Look at him.

He's gorgeous. He has a job. Buttons will not stay on his shirt. And he's like crying again. And Alex gets, yeah, but like, you have to remember sometimes to like put yourself in like other people's shoes. And he goes, oh, well, I apologize.

It's like even this guy, even fellow arms will not let you get away with this shit. I love it. Yeah, Andreas, like, I do, but myself and other people's shoes. I professionally do that, actually. I am a model. So, you know, I have model shoes before. It is very, very good, but I hurt, I hurt just because I modeled for Reebok. Doesn't mean I do not hurt. So then Amanda pulls Lindsay aside and she's like, Lindsay, come me talk and Krunga's, oh, Lindsay, I just want to make sure you're okay. She's okay. I'm okay.

I'm like, why? Because I did lots of people. That's what I was supposed to do. So Amanda's like, so it's like really hard to bring this up in a group setting and I just want to know even though I did just try to do it I want to know if you're okay and she's like, I'm good! She goes, well, I've been with you sort of endured your presence kind of survived your emotional swings for many years now and I've been with single Lindsay and I know what single Lindsay is like and I've seen her and You know this is scary

And she's like well people grow people grow Not on this show they don't and has an Amanda come for Lindsay every season I love the demand is doing all this talking behind Lindsay's back and then making it like she just really cares about Lindsay guys. Like I can't believe nobody can see how much she cares. And then back at the table, they're like, Carl, why are you saying she okay? And he's like, listen, it's a simple question.

I mean, people ask me if I'm okay. And Daniel goes, yeah, but like, are you asking Andrea? Are you asking Sierra? He's like, but I'm best friends with Lindsay. Danielle, why are you even in this? Why? Well, I haven't finger-banged on Dreyo, but if I do, then I will be asking if he's OK.

Yeah. I finger-banging to girl named Andrea. Andrea McCartle, I found out the second she was the original Annie. I'm engranted, you know, it was current times. So, you know, the red wig was a little weird, but God, it was hot when she So, you know, the red wig was a little weird, but God, it was hot when she stuck her tongue in my butt hole.

I once figured someone while listening to Andrea Baccholi, which is almost the same thing. Wow, I orgasmed 75 times when he climaxed in that song. It was amazing. So back to Amanda and Lindsay, she's trying to make Lindsay feel something, right? But Lindsay's not, Lindsay's just pissed, because she doesn't a madness full of shit and doesn't care about her. Anyway, so Amanda's like, listen, it's not about your sex life, Lindsay. Is it you're giving your heart to everybody? And if you keep giving pieces of your heart, listen, I just get my heart stomped on by the same person. Every single week for five or six years, but you're doing it to like,

you're letting everybody do it. And she's, yeah, but I always do that. Yeah, I mean, I always get hurt and destroyed and ruined. That's just part of who I am. And I'm okay with that. And so she's like, the conspiracy theory. She says, this is just wild. She's like, I will always for the rest of my life, dive into the deep end. I won't put my heart out there because I don't want to waste time.

I'm going to be very clear. And then Amanda goes, you almost had a fucking family Lindsay. Aren't you sad? Last one I back up my chair and just say, shut the fuck, like who says that? It's just not. Who are you? Like since when are you and Lindsay like that? That you Like who says that? It's just not, who are you? Like since when are you in Lindsay like that?

But you can be like that. Yeah, I understand what you're trying to say, right? Like I actually think the sentiment to be like, hey, just wanna check in because I just wanna make sure that this is not some like strange processing of grief. But that's not, this is not, I don't feel like this is the right way to do it. I don't think it's right to do it.

Here when you're drunk, out of vineyard, and like to also sort of say it like that, it felt a little strange. That felt gross. That was fucking gross. And you've been having this, you've been trying to do this in front of everybody this whole time. You know, like you've been trying to push this like, you're miserable. Why are you acting like you're so happy thing? So I mean granted, you're saying that part of it, like you've been trying to push this like, you're miserable, why are you acting like you're so happy thing?

So, I mean, granted, you're saying that part of it, like you almost had a family, Lindsay, you're saying that part in private, but you've been trying to push this other fight in front of everybody this whole time. I also think it's like, yeah, it's just a, it's the conversation, I understand the impulse to have that conversation, just not sure what the execution was really, you know, great.

So Lindsay, of course, she's like, well, I get over things quickly. She goes, I don't have to sit here and just if I want to be happy. And Amanda's like, well, as long as you're happy. And she's like, I've never had it better somewhere in my life. Look at what I'm happy I have. I had a great summer. I kissed Austin and that's a high point for anyone, right? I'm so glad Lindsay didn't fall for this shit So she's like, you know, but I'm not being a bad friend by making sure you're okay

You have it. She's not saying you're being a bad friend. You're so manipulative You are such a manipulator and this isn't a fight against Lindsay who's kind of the worst, you know at times So Lindsay's like you're not being a bad friend, but if you want to, I'm gonna have to the fucking question, I'm gonna have to the fucking question! I'm happy! You're the one to buy, I wish, is... Yes, Andrea, you want to fall in love! And that brings us to the end of summer housing!

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