Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Don't Worry Carling

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

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You know, just just get into the week, just leading up towards the crappies on Friday. I'm really excited. I'm really stressed out, but like I'm I'm really excited for the show. I'm excited even more so for the day after when it's all over, but I think it's gonna It's gonna be so so fun. I'm so delight. I'm like I can't wait for everyone Just to be there. I'm fingers crossed. Nothing like me getting COVID happens between now and then you never know But if if I do come down for some reason Well, I'll put a picture of me right there on the stage with you Just you know you never know

I don't know welcome to Ronny Karam crap on the Ronny Karam show I still have plenty of boas don't think I won't use them suckers Everybody the show is on Friday night I still have plenty of boas. Don't think I won't use them suckers. That's right. Everybody at the show is on Friday night. We're going to be in Phoenix the night before Thursday night, recapping Real Housewives of Miami and doing some pre-categories, getting some of those taken care of. Friday nights at the Wiltern in Los Angeles,

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which was pretty great. So go check that one. We were cracking up the whole time. And that's it for the preamble. Let's get on to... I'm missing. It's summer house. Linting. Linting. Wow. Like that straight joker smile.

I mean, they really are the joker smile couple at this point just gritting their teeth trying to convince us that everything's great. I'm officially not buying it. I am, first of all, I love the episode. I am loving the season so far. I feel like everyone, everything is sort of back to where it needs to be. Carl is, no more is Carl like the, who, I'll just like the most,

Carl's back to being anept. Carl's being back to anept and irresponsible, then he's back to terrorizing people. You have page being funny. Does anyone else need a Kyle, I mean Kyle's Kyle, but we're not in wedding, Kyle's zone, we're not, Kyle and Amanda are just like doing Kyle and Amanda stuff.

I feel like the show is really where it needs to be. Like this is the best version of like all of all these people doing the things that they do. And I'm like just, I'm like so into it so far. In just two episodes. Yeah. Super fun. Yeah, you know, worried about the imbalance of the cast,

but why worry? You know, you just take it day by day guys. I'm worried about the imbalance of the cast, but why worry? You just take it day by day, guys. You just one day at a time as they say, and God, really, AA, I mean, sitcoms from the 70s, early 80s. It's just the same. So I'm just gonna take it one day at a time, not really worry about it.

It is kind of fun having new people just filtering in to get pissed off. Yeah. And then leave again. And then just having new people keep coming in. Yeah. I'm enjoying that. I love the new people so far. I'm so intrigued to see where you're going to land on this Kyle versus Carl situation because I have definite opinions. And I'm like, I'm like, for a while, I was like, Oh, yeah, we're going to go in on this. And I was like, then I thought to myself, what if Ronnie and I are not aligned? I mean, that could happen. I mean, it's okay if it happens, but like I'm so excited to see how it all plays out. Well, I mean, hopefully, maybe you'll go work for Leverboy, you know, then Carl, maybe I'm over here and take over at Crapids. We could just, we could do with like a wife swap type situation.

Yeah, a wife. Listen, I just, you know, I just want you to know, like, I haven't been feeling very appreciated. So I'm just going to fly off in the middle of this podcast right now. So I'll see you later. Bye. Oh, grab on the line. So, let's start with this. So everybody is packing for a beach picnic.

It's a beach picnic episode, guys. It's like below deck. All the Bravo shows are just doing the same things now. Beach picnic. Beach picnic, yeah. So Paige is actually helping to carry a cooler, which is weird. Growth.

I see you making an effort to change. Normally, I don't suggest people change. I think it makes things worse. But, you know, as someone who doesn't like being forced to carry coolers just because I'm big, I appreciate it. Page, nice work. Yeah, they're all loading up their Kios. Y'all, Kios, I'm haul. And then, because last week, the show really triggered me with their Kia situation. As anyone who heard the recap heard, I really sent me down a path. But you're literally driving a Kia now. I know how that happens.

What about the people who only listen to Summer House? You have to know. Ben actually had that freak out last week, literally went to the Kia store, and here he is now with the Kia. I found the Kia recording this from his Kia. It's actually not it's not even me. This is my Kia talking. My Kia has chat GPT installed into it and the Kia is just like, I think this is what Bebkels are.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I went I tracked down like the only Kia of its type in like an area. And I, I got it, damn it. I got it. And I want to give you permission. And you just ran with that ball. So congrats on your new baby. Thank you, my little Kia baby.

Now, they pack up their Kia. I don't know why we're pretending this isn't summer. This is July 4th. This is the biggest party weekend on summer house. This is the kickoff party of the weekend. This is the party where Carl got that America cake that one of the twins made smashed into his face. This is a big deal on summer house

and you're going to a beach picnic. Guys. To a public beach picnic. I know it was surprising. They like, they show up at this beach. I'm like, is this Jones Beach or something? I mean, it was just like thousand Jones people

It's just did it say Jones Beach. Yeah, I thought Jones Beach was not out there It's something something Jones Beach it did there was a sign I swear because I was like Jones Beach like cannot be It's my friend Neil who if you can't My friend Neil is gonna like Jones Beach. No, I cannot be. It's my friend Neil who, if you can't part, he's gonna get mad. My friend Neil is gonna get mad. Something like that. I don't care. He's my friend Neil lives out there.

He's a fucking sweater gave from the Hamptons. Do you think I'm a fucking afraid he's gonna beat me up? That's why he's gonna, that's why he's gonna, he's gonna be like Ben, I live in the Hamptons. If Ronnie doesn't talk to me, I'm gonna to have him walk on the tiny little pebbles all over our beach and hurt his feet. Okay? I'm afraid he is.

Either way, they go to some public beach with lots and lots and lots of people, which felt like very unbravo. Like that's felt, I feel like crowded beaches are more MTV or TLC, but Bravo is like private beaches with no one in anywhere. You know that people on Bravo, like clear everyone out before Bravo should happens. So I was like, wow, Anymore. And you know, the Hamptons, you've got to hand it to the Hamptons, they are consistent. It's like fuck boys on these shows who pretend they change, but then like two years later, they, you know, we're back fucking everybody over again.

Not saying it's gonna happen with anyone in particular this year, but I'm watching. The show's very consistent. The hamptons are like, no, we don't want you. And they are trying harder year after year to get rid of this show. I mean, they got them to bring down the hammer on the rental unit so that the house has to like, rezone and not use all of those extra rooms. I mean, they're not letting them shoot a lot of places. The Hamptons is coming for your asses. Summer house. They're doing it. It's, yeah. You're always on the run. You're always on the run.

So anyway, you're wasting July 4th. I don't appreciate it, show. Give us some respects. Okay. This is like season 19. Yeah, where's the part of the respect? Yeah, where's the part? At least they're not in Quagg. Okay, at least they're not in Quagg. So they're all there. Chris. He's the new guy. He's like asking Sam who's the new girl to lotion his back. I realized I said who is Sam? Who does Sam look like? It's driving me nuts. She's like a blonde Amy Adams, like a young blonde Amy Adams. Oh, yeah, I can see that because she's a little freckle face. Yeah, and she has that kind of like button nose and the, and like the oval mouth. You know how like Amy Adams, you know how Amy Adams has

like the mouth that's like the shape of a pill, like a, like a Tylenol capsule. You know, she has that too. Yeah. Um, so Kyle is drunk already. By the way, Kyle's 40 now is, he's gonna have to see somebody soon. Okay, I would just spoil her alert. What do you say about Carl? Because karma has a lot of alcohol content in it and you're drinking a lot of it right now. Sorry. True, but he is like a wasp and so like, it's also on brand.

And like, you know, I mean, like, yes, it's 10 in the morning and he's already wasted. Okay. And stressed out, man. Yeah. Yeah. Thinking about work, man. And right, it was reunion, man. He's dressed up.

Poor Chris is so cute, you know, and he's doing this flirt thing with Sam, and he's like, yeah, I keep rubbing that lotion on my back. Oh, yeah, I can't reach down there. It's like, where are your friends? Because he showed, he made the ultimate fuck boy mistake and introduced hotter friends to the girls. Yeah.

He could have interest. Hot this summer. Hot friends. Jerez. Jerez. Why is Jerez not a cast member of the show? I want answers. Why are we not seeing this beautiful man every single week on our television's this hot fuck boy of a male model? We need to have him on. We need him actually on the show because we need to see all of his terrible behavior. So that way we can be released from the spell of his hotness.

He is really cute. And I wouldn't be surprised if they made him a cast member in the future. But, you know, everybody knows not to show up with male models as your friend if you ever want to get laid. What do you think my group of friends look like? A home garden.

I mean, it's like a potato, a tomato, a summers zucchini. I mean, not one of a potato, a tomato, a summer zucchini. I mean, not a one of them is a model, okay? I walk in with veggie tails. Just to increase your chance of duty. Yes, of course. You know, you don't walk in with supermodels, okay? So let's see, he's saying, he's like,

why are you worried about my French? Like your friend is hot. Oh my god, he's so hot and Gab you worried about my French? Like, your friend is hot. Oh my god, he's so hot and Gabby's like, oh my god, your friend is so hot. And then we just hear Lindsey off-screen go, does anybody want to play Latterball? And I'm like, I don't even know what Latterball is, but I'm terrified of it already. Latterball is where we put avocados on a high shelf, so Amanda will have to climb a ladder to reach them and then we throw balls that are until she cries. Hey.

I'm just imagining Lindsey just throwing little ladders at people, my tiny little like my giant ladders, you know. Is that what it's called my giant or the little giant or whatever? You're just like throwing them like a football on the beach but it's a ladder. All right, go on, go deep, here comes a ladder. It's like some idiot trying to capitalize

on Cornhole fame. I'm gonna make Cornhole but standing up. Don't, don't, don't. Yeah, that's what looks like ultimately, right? Cause it's like a two ladders and you throw a ball with a rope on it and then it swings around it, I don't know. Weird.

Tell you one thing, it's nothing compared to Luke's game of hit the hammer hit the nail with the hammer on a log. Every song went to house. Yeah, that was the ultimate for sure. So Kyle is talking to Amanda and Amanda's playing with her boobs. And did she get a breast reduction? What what do they keep talking about Amanda's boobs? I actually don't know.

Oh, well, they keep talking about them. And she's like, oh my God, my boobs are different. And Kyle's like, yeah, I didn't mind when they were watermelon. And I really didn't. And so Mia's like, oh, go cool off Kyle, whatever. And he's like, yeah, yeah, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma.

That's a life to think about grandma, grandma, grandma. Yeah, I don't like that with the boner. Don't keep saying grandma, grandma, where like that with the boner. Don't don't keep saying grandma grandma where you're getting a boner. Okay. Hmm. Why? Sandwich because you don't want to get used to having a boner while you're thinking of your grandma. I can see that. That's sort of very, it's like a creative Pavlonian response, I guess. Yeah. Then every time you get a boner, you're going to start seeing your grandma on your head. Good luck with that. then every time you get a boner you're gonna start seeing your grandma on your head. Good luck with that.

Well speaking of boner killers, Sam is here to kill Chris's boner because I thought they were flirtatious, but then she tells us, there's a very different vibe that I have with Chris versus the guys that I make out with. It's just like, hey, what's up with Chris? You know, it's like you don't fist bump a guy you're trying to fuck. Am I right? I'm like, oh, is Chris gonna be be like the new Alex? And as like, because Alex was sort of like the new, uh, what's the guy from season two? Can't even remember

him. He's really guy. I don't remember his name. I don't, you know, I don't, don't keep useless information. Let it go. Okay. No, that's not that shit. Just throw it into the wind. Um, but yeah, you know, Chris has has more personality so far at least I think he does But I think we might be getting tricked because every season has this guy Literally every season has this guy and maybe that's like the running joke that they keep casting the same Type on purpose that just cannot get any play at all or camera time But so far it seems better, but I'm telling you that that supermodel was a mistake.

So, a huge mistake. And not only did he bring the supermodel around last week, the supermodel is back this week and shirtless and all over the place. And it's just like, you just, Christus doesn't stand a chance. Yeah. So, we go to Maya and Amanda in page talking, oh, a cookie update on Maya, by the way, everybody. Okay, go ahead. Maya sent me the cookies. Okay, Maya sent me the cookies. I would like to publicly apologize because Maya actually sent me a mailing shipping label to prove that she sent me those goddamn cookies.

And here I am saying I didn't get the cookies. Now I did not get the cookies, but that doesn't mean that she didn't send them. So guess who else is in trouble now? Not Maya, because Maya apparently has great cookies. Everybody says her cookies are great. I will be reordering these cookies and I'm excited to taste these cookies.

But Maya, I owe you a public apology because on the first recap, I didn't say that you send them. I didn't know. I went back to my Instagram messages and saw a message from Maya with a screenshot, with my address and everything. So thank you.

I did not get them, not your fault. Fuck you post office. I'm not paying taxes this year. So anybody listening from the IRS, come and fucking get me. How dare you try and rob me of my as cookies? I pay for pot holes on these roads and you're gonna try and deprive me of some delicious cookies.

Screw you, post office. Also wanna give a public expression of gratitude to Alexia from Real House, House of Miami, who inspired Ronnie to keep scrolling down in his message with Maya. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. hired Ronnie to keep scrolling down in his message with Maya. Literally, I was searching by Gmail for messages from the need blog, which was their original email address

or whatever that you were from, but they've changed their company address and all this other stuff since, you know, because they have to scale, they became a huge business, I'm sure. So I was looking for emails there as most of you know, I'm never on a screen, okay? I don't look at anything on my own personal screen.

Anyway, point is, we don't need to be labored, but I'm sorry, Maya, and can't wait to really eat your cookies. And that's it. I will not be talking about this cookie drama anymore. It is going to bed. Good night, cookies. Good night, cookies. I'm glad because I really love Maya

and I'm glad that this has all been settled and we have like a good resolution to it, you know? Yeah, I mean too. So the better resolution will be when I'm actually digesting the cookies, okay? But you know what? We're doing a show in New York later this year and maybe we can get them directly from her.

Oh my God, Maya, please, if you're listening to this, please stop. First of all, this isn't for you, but if you are, please, some cookies. I'm like, yeah. Wait, I wanna get on that too. I would like, you know, I went to, I had a, I went to a friend's game day

and he got this giant box of cookies, a giant box. There must have been 24 cookies in that. He did not get a single chocolate chip cookie. There was like half of them were oatmeal reason, and then it was snicker doodle and something else. And the oatmeal, the oatmeal was delicious. It was great, but I was furious that there was no chocolate chip cookies in there.

Is that, I mean, have you ever heard of such a crazy order for a group, for a group of people to not have a chocolate chip cookie in the mix? Now, where were these cookies from? Some place in Culver City, which probably explains a lot, you know, Culver City. I call Culver City the trap city for anyone who's, because you get trapped in it. You go to Culver City. First of all, it's so much larger than it.

Like, so if someone says, hey, you want to have, you want to meet for lunch in Culver City. First of all, it's so much larger than it. So if someone says, hey, you want to have, you want to meet for lunch in Culver City, don't just say, okay, sure, because in your mind you're thinking, oh, Culver City is always like, it's like 15 minutes away from everything. But once you get to Culver City,

everything in Culver City is 35 minutes away from everything. So like, as Culver City is somehow next to like Hollywood, or next to Beverly Hills but also next to Marina Del Rey, it doesn't make sense as a city. It's all just like a fast casual wasteland and you get in there and it just feels like you just can't get out.

It's just like a, there's so much disappointment in Culver City all the time. But that's where all the industry is now, bro. Okay. Well, I hope. Yeah, but, Sony, it's like everything's over there. You better go. Well, congratulations. Enjoy your city full of oatmeal raisin cookies.

To you, Culver City is like the beach on summer house where everybody insists on having their faces smudged out. So they won't appear on camera, but they're everywhere. Oh, it's just like a city of smudge faces. It really is. It really is. And I go to Culver City literally every single week for my game night. And.

Oh, well, that's why you hate it. Because you're forced to do the drive. I only go there like in audition, once every two years I used to go there, like when I would make an effort. You know, I have once every two years, I'm like, I'm going to make an effort. And I lose like five pounds once, like an audition, once every two years I used to go there, like when I would make an effort, you know, I have once every two years, I'm like, I'm gonna make an effort. And I lose like five pounds and go to an audition

and then I quit. Okay, so anyway, Maya, Amanda and Pedro talking, and Maya is saying how she likes this side of Amanda because Amanda's being so fun and playing with her boobs. And Amanda's like, No, you just like me when I'm not planning a wedding. She has whatever it's working, no, you just like me when I'm not planning a wedding. She has whatever it's working, you know? Yeah.

Hey, you know, listen, it's better but you're not planning a wedding, that's fine. So then Amanda's like, now I have two children and they're very hairy. They're puppies, everyone's like, no, don't want to hear about it. So Paige is like, you want to hear, guys, you want to hear something crazy? Correct?

Has like never admitted to me when he's pooped before and he's also like never farted in front of me and I kind of like it. I think it's like pretty chic. I think that like farting is out for 2023. And Amanda's like, you're on your one of your days, am I a shit? I've been a girlfriend for like three days,

not on how the respect. But I also like that this conversation came about because they're like, to your dog's stare at you while they poop. Cause dogs do that. They like poop. They poop facing away from you, but then turn and stare at you while they go to make sure you're watching them poop. Like, are you happy now? Here I am. Pupry. Like a monster in public.

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So, um, so Chris is like, hey guys, remember my friend Jerez? He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop talking, stop talking, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. I felt so bad because Chris when Jerez showed up, he goes, finally, some testosterone here. And it just cuts the dial like Waste did swaying back and forth on each. Well, Jerez also, we found out some of his personality this week, which is he does the male model faux modest laugh. If you're like, oh god, you're so handsome. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like okay, okay, Mr. Shant what's what's the male version of Shannon? What's the male? What's the male Shannon bedore? Son son

Shahn and Sean and the door He now listen, let me tell you Damon first of all I love Gorgeous guys who pretend they're not gorgeous or they don't know. I hate when gorgeous people know they're gorgeous. I hate it. I know he knows he's gorgeous. He has fucking eyes and hands. He can feel himself and look at himself and probably hear himself and smell himself.

I mean, he's just... He knows. But he does. Not letting on that he knows. And I appreciate that. You know what I mean? Also, he knows how to show up to a party and get late because who does he come with? A short person.

He comes with a short person. Yeah, there was some guy. I don't think the camera ever even showed his face. The camera jumped over a smush face person, a smudge face person, just to not jump a short guy's face. Like, they were terrible to the short person. Yeah, the short guy was just like,

he's just like the front lines in a war. Just things that are just eliminated You know, so he just like we went to the he went to 7-11 he found a guy He's like picked him up and said here you need to be part of this process for me So straight up walks on the beach and gets cannonballs across the beach you're dead So then Lindsay is watching Carl swim in. He's riding a wave. So he's riding a wave back in from the ocean and she's standing right at the end of the water going. BAME BAME Were you doing that to be babe because oh no babe just trying to get some cold water. Oh, I'm so pretty. Yeah, it's a pretty babe

Super babe babe good pretty. Oh But I was on that with all I think that was you. Yeah You're so pretty babe Babe you're a bit you're pretty babe. You're a bit babe I saw starfish but I was like, that can't be a Starfish. Because the only Star I know is you, babe. Starfish! It's just that girl from below deck years ago

in the water chasing her boyfriend. Hey Amy. Amy. So they kiss and my eyes watching them like, oh, and Carl's like, I love you so much. I love you, no mind. And my eyes, I clearly I need to have a conversation with Lindsay, because like the way I view friendship is so sacred.

Like, I'm the most guarded person you'll ever meet. I don't trust people. I feel like I trusted Carl. Yeah. And so, which, by the way, no one trusts Carl. What about this show has ever given anyone indication that Carl is trustworthy? Literally nothing.

Unless you're doing a post, like a postmates order. Well, you know how people come on these shows and they're like, oh, I've never watched a show. I believe that from Maya. Because Maya seems to be shocked by everything and everybody on this show. Maya should not be on this show. She's like way too intelligent.

The way that she just like, that's, Tway should approach his conversations is with this, like this level of like, of just like intelligence and self possession that just does not belong on Bravo, you know?

Right, you have to be insecure for it to work, you know? insecure, not just insecure because Maya will say she's insecure probably, but like, insecure mixed with delusion. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think she's deluded. That's the thing. She, that's why she's a weird mixed for the show because she might be insecure, but she has no delusions. So, um, Maya, well, she's, and maybe she's insecure, but she's also confident enough in what she's comp. It's like she's self-aware enough to know that she should be insecure because she's a human being. Does that make sense? I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. She says she's insecure, and I can believe her, but she also waits to find a really good guy,

doesn't act desperate. Like, I don't know how to explain it. Like, she doesn't act like the rest of these people, you know? Yeah. Like, she seems self-confident. Maybe. She's confident enough to like talk about her insecurities. She's like a realist. She's like a realist.

I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. However, she also is realizing this season that she is on a reality show And she's got to fight with people because this year She's really nobody cares that much the Carl couldn't smoke weed with them after the family feud You know what I mean like nobody cares. No, so she does though. So she's like, oh, this is a storyline, right? So she first she pulls Kyle aside And she's and which is very smart because she knows Kyle has some issues with Carl she can tell. So she's team building which is

good reality booth. So she's like listen and I don't know what to do and he's like well I'm not really a sitter but I'm in a set right now. This is me sitting and laying down but it's not easy to explain. She's a sitter so there. So how does 10% of you can't grow? He says you can't grow. Look at this man learning how to sit on a beach. After 40 years of always standing and talking over people on a beach. So they're talking about like my husband's like, you know, she's like, look, look, we, we have this shared thing, which is that we both have relationships with these people and now they're different. And now

we're both sad about it. And it's like, yeah, I mean, the reason I'm a little irked out is that like, nothing's changed in my end except I grew a mullet, which no one seems to acknowledge yet. I mean, how much hair does a month to grow behind their nape before someone says, hey, cool mullet, man. And he's like, that's why I'm so frustrated. Freeze out, and frustrated. And then it just cuts the car, kissing Lindsay's like, he's like, babe.

Babe. Babe. Babe. I'm not that bad. Babe, one of my ways. One of my ways. Yeah. Yeah.

So Kraus, I need to talk to them, because I don't want to come into the summer, not happy. Yeah, hating this. Yeah, I hate this too. And have this what this energy. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I hate it too. I was like, wow, my is really minus how to get her away. It's just finished those sentences for the past Kyle.

Get them wound up. Seriously. So then meanwhile, Paige and Gabby decide they're going to go dip their toes in the water and then pages like, oh my god, it's like so cold. You're like a cold ocean. And you're just a stupid cold ocean. Like how cold that ocean is. It's a cold, cold unfashionable un-stylish ocean like you are so like 2018.

And it's like literally about to be 2023. Just a bit of ocean. And you guys are like, I can't even pee. Like, I'm going to have to get like a wastey to make pee. And pages like, no, just sit it over show. And Gary's like, I can't even pee. Like, I'm gonna have to get like a waisted to make pee. And Paige is like, no, just sit right over there. Ha, ha, ha. This life about like hating water and nature. And Paige asks her if she's having a fun time

and Gabby's vibing with everybody and then they start talking about Jerez. Well, first thing she's like, oh, what do you think about Chris? She's like, oh, what do you think about Chris? She's like, oh yeah, I mean, I like Chris. Like, we have good banter. But what about us? Oh my god, yes, I love it.

I love it. Chris has no chance. For Chris. So then Carl and Kyle are putting up teaky torches, because that's what they do. And Carl's like, oh, yeah, call. Why don't you stick? Cause like, yeah, man, all the cheese stick. So they unwrap the stringed fuse mozzarella stick, just like

talk over cheese sticks. Yeah. Yeah. Polyo inspired the competition. So how's kind of like, hey, what we are, what we are, what we are, what we are, what we fleshed for. Also, like protein fire, you know, dairy, you know, y'all So kind of like, uh, listen man. I mean, I feel like there's like an elephant in the room Oh, actually the spokesperson for polios is actually just a power. Okay, cool. Well, um, I wanted to check in I can't put my finger on it. Something is a little bit off. Oh, is it because you all remoled and no one's laughing out it yet? Yeah, I think actually I might have a large part to do with it, to be honest.

Well, I don't know, Matt. I don't know if it's like, oh, I'm doing with Lizzie. I'm like, I can't quite say where I'm coming from right now. And kind of like, oh yeah, let's walk like dude. What do you think? I'm kind of like, oh, you work like, work like life is not. I'm burned out, bro. Like I'm thinking longer term.

You know, I can't stand that Carl said, I've just been so busy moving in with Lindsay that I haven't been able to share fully where I'm coming from. It's, I'm sorry. That's, that's a terrible excuse. When you move in with someone, you don't enter a cocoon of no email and phone for two months. Okay, you're busy for a weekend.

I'm sorry, that's the way it is. No, but that all happened at the reunion when they were all going against Lindsay and then Amanda was caught on the hot mic, talking shit about this thing. That's fine. Like she's manipulating Carl and this is all Lindsay's fault. And then Amanda comes on camera and acts all innocent. She never said anything. And so then they

hear this stuff. And then Carl's, like, Carl, and he's always going to be in this position, by the way, dating Lindsay, because Lindsay has problems with everybody. But now he's with difficult Lindsay, and he's got to stand by her side and he can't be like piling around with people who are talking shit about her. He has to be on her side. That's fine. So I think that's fine. I don't mind any of that.

I'm just saying, I hate that he said, oh, cause I've just been so busy moving in with Lindsay. Like, what does that mean? I hate when people say bullshit like that. That literally means nothing. It's like you spent a weekend moving, you guys moved in together a while ago. Don't say that you're so busy moving in.

Just say what's really on your mind. I think he's saying I was with Lindsay. So I'm not talking to you. That's why I've been with Lindsay too much and you're mean to my girlfriend. So what's your fun problem? And so Carl, so then basically it's like worked. I'm burned out and Carl said, well, I asked you like three months ago where you were

and like you never came back to me. He's like, yeah, I know. Cause I'm like still trying to figure out why I don't want to do. Like, who I'm going? I love her boy. Cause like some days I'm pissed. I'm like, I'm working my ass off and it's like not good enough or like I don't feel valued.

I don't like to be the panel of the back right now. But like sometimes I feel like I'm like the face of the brand like you know the other day I was like out like a store and they're like hey hey do you guys have any more cases of lover Carl and I was like guys I'm not I'm not the face of the brand it's called lover boy like people get confused now you know and like part of me things to like yeah I might even love that like not a lie but then like Amanda and Carl aren't like doing as much as I am. Publicly, publicly they're not doing as much as I am. I mean, yeah, like do you guys bring Love of Boy merch

onto like every single season of Summer House? Yeah, do you guys put it all over your social media? Yeah, if you guys do nothing but talk about Love of Boy and focus every season on Love of Boy, yeah. But I kinda feel like I'm doing more than you guys. Yeah. Was your wedding cake literally made out of wedding boy camp or lover boy camp stuck on top of each other in a circle?

Yeah, but oh, yeah, I have to see where Carl and Lindsay are gonna go with this, but right now, I mean, look, from his side, they're sending Carl on the road constantly because he's the famous person. So people are basically showing up to these events to do meet and greets with Carl. So he's like, okay, you're paying me, but I should be getting paid more for appearance fees

at these things, which basically they are. Is what I'm getting so far, but I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it's his job though. Like, I feel like that's like his thing. Now, I get it that he is sober and he is working in like a company that is an alcoholic beverage and he's going to his bars

and I would be like, I mean, I'm impressed he's even lasted this long because I think that's probably a very difficult position to be in, but like the, you know, we're just working really hard, y'all. I'm working really hard and all, I just feel like I'm appreciated and I just feel like I'm the face of it.

I don't think that Carl's the face of love. I feel like Love Roy is so uniquely connected to Kyle and Amanda that it's like crazy that Carl would say that. I think though that like, yeah, I think that he, it's like he's sales, he was brought in for this position as far as it seems to be on the show. So like, I'm like, you know, from what I see on Instagram, he's saying it because they literally sent him city to city to city to city to city to city to city alone or now with Lindsay. And, you know,

basically, they're signing autographs and hugging a million fans, you know, to sell this stuff. And I think it's like this, I need more than I need more money than just a regular position. And that's why he's the face of it because he's around all the time. Well, I the way I see it. Yeah, I mean, I got that I got that too. Like he's like I should get appearance fees because this is like above and beyond my duties as like sales like president of sales. But also there was a part of me that was thinking, okay, Carl and Lindsay are an item. And I feel like they are kind of branding themselves officially as an item.

They've already done like a Marshalls commercial or something. And I kind of get the sense that like, oh, he just wants to do that now. And he's like, he wants to do those for public appearances. And he also is thinking that like, oh, well, now that Lindsay and he's like, he wants to do those for public appearances and he also is thinking that like, oh, well now that Lindsey and I are an item, I'm like more famous now because of it. So therefore, I should be compensated, thusly.

Oh, maybe because Lindsey is also coming and she's not on the payroll. So he's getting like the Lindsey action too, you know, maybe that's so hard to see what they're saying. And it's also hard to judge because I don't know what curls being paid You know, I don't know if you have no ideas worth like I have no idea So we'll be talking about this for hours Yeah, so just to move on please enjoy the next 90 minutes of the podcast Yeah, right and the next like two three months of your life So I was like well you roll scrapped it into that and he's like well Yeah, but like the work and the offer and the recognition

It's like it hurts like because like my like the work and the offer and the recognition, it's like, it hurts, like, because like, my value isn't really same. And cause like, yeah, I don't wanna say this, but I'll say it because I love you and Lindsay together, but like, I'm trying to understand what's different and it's Lindsay. It's Lindsay and her ear, like, duh. And he's like, and I like that Carl doesn't even deny it.

He doesn't deny it. He goes, yeah, well, she's been doing a ton of shit with me and like I'll complain to her that I'm exhausted And like she sees long hours and like to sleep with nights and she tells me I mean what is this all for? I'm like I have to listen to her because like do I feel like she looks out for me? Yeah, I do but like Lindsay's just like open my eyes to what my value is as a person and like She's like you're talented. You could do other things that make you happy. Okay, well, name one and do it.

You know what I mean? Because- Well, that's what we're doing. So like, retainers and shit like that door to door. So what is it? Because you've always said sales. So this is where my theory sort of comes in, which is that Lindsay probably is like,

when you should be doing things like, Carl and Lindsay, like we'll be doing our own like, big things spread and like our own commercials for us, whatever. And he's like, sorry, I'll do this stuff for the whole. Yeah, and you can really see what you're saying when ever Carl's doing a story and acting like it's his story, but then Lindsay comes in and chimes in with the line like, look it's me, this happy couple Lindsay. But she is so fake, you know, and like she'll drop the smile and like right after she says the sentence and kind of look away. And it's like, what do you think you're going to sell?

You two were aging out of summer house. I'm not calling them old. I'm just saying old for this show. Like you're old, you're happy. You're about done with this show, right? So what exactly do you think you're going gonna need jobs? Okay, both of you. You're gonna need jobs. I feel like I really understand Kyle's frustration in that like he broached this with Carl three weeks ago and then you know that like he even says like I just

need you to be more honest and Carl's like yeah no well I'll have an email that I've been like trying to work out like I've been trying to like make like bullet points and it's an Everything and like I don't know like I'm trying to figure out the right emoji and like have you ever like you've heard of like the aerial font I always did how that a couple of areas like it's a song syrup experience, but it's like different You know what I'm saying? I just want to like make it all right. Oh That's the reason they named them are meant after But that's also kind of bullshit too because because Kyle's like, what's going on? Where do you stand with this?

And then he clearly said, like, oh, I don't know. And then he was like, gonna take him three weeks to write the email. And then it turns out there's all this stuff that he's been feeling. So like, that's kind of, that's frustrating. Yeah. And so Kyle's like, yeah, he tells us it's bullshit, you know, and lover boy is giving Carl a purpose at points where frankly he's had none, which is what I was saying last week. I was like, watch your snap. But then of course Kyle has to go in the room at

this week by the end. But um, yeah, you know, and I'm sure pretty sure Lindsey is pretty bored on the couch not working saying, you do too much. Like, I mean, I know what you want. That's a pretty strong theory too, by the way. You know, I mean, Lindsay does stuff. I don't wanna make it seem like Lindsay's just some like, louse on a sofa. You know, it's just a mix of, it's smoking cigarettes and being, but I can also imagine her being like,

why you work so hard? Like, where's celebrity couple now? You don't have to work this hard. We could just make appearances. Like, I can see that happening too. Yeah. So then, Kyle's like, all right, bro. I guess we're good.

He's like, yeah, we're good. That was one of my bullet points. So I'm glad we got to that because I was like number six on the bullet point, it says we're good. So that's good. Hey, bro, before you leave, I just want to point out, you did not even have one string of cheese. So, I mean, have some cheese, bro. I dare you. All right, look right by the way. See you later.

Yeah, I'm just gonna ride some more waves. Ride some more waves. Yeah. Okay. And Kaga, we left the grill. We can't do that, man. So then meanwhile, more importantly, Gabby is watching Jerez play football and she's like, I like know like the male model is like my ideal type. It's like Philly, a gorgeous, gorgeous man. So funny, like not many people really. It's crazy. Love those gorgeous men. Yeah, good luck to you.

Good luck. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, you're gonna cry a lot. And then later, she's like, oh, I'm the trust of man after I was treated like Gabby. Come on now. Get ready for more of that. Okay, just chasing after male models. So then she's like, well, have you talked to him?

And she's like, no. Well, you're like, oh, you're like the playing cool girl. It's genius in a way. And she was, yeah, that's what I was trained to do. Oh, well, you're like, oh, you're like the play cool girl. Like, it's genius in a way. And she was, yeah, it's been, it's what I was trained to do. Oh, who trained you? Like, did you go to school for that? Like, a school on how to play cool? For Lindsay.

So awkward. It's like, okay, got girls. Because I'm like, I have a question. Because I'm not the play cool girl. But like, Gavin's the play cool girl. Does anybody know if that's a school a school for cool Like if her heart What happens if you're like too cool for school, but that school is about where you learn how to be too cool

Like how do you learn how to be too cool if you're already too cool for school? And she's basically like okay, so she likes somebody in page guess um cheres. Yeah, we know And she's like well then how do we get them to make out today it's time for commercial it's time for a crap and commercial and then jeres joins the group and he's like hey what's in your cup and guy he's like I have no idea and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha you're making me plus. Me. What? And just so you know, we hate the ocean today. It is so obnoxious. So what's your sign?

When's your birthday? And he says July 14th and she says, Oh, cancer. Cancer. Linsian Gabby both go, Cancer. Something. Gabby goes, I hate cancerous.

And I'm like, okay, she's nagging him. I respect that. I respect that. She sees this like, probably the most gorgeous person's ever peered on Bravo. And she's like, I'm going to nag him hardcore. But then she just doesn't quite, she actually, at first I thought it was a nag.

But then it's, oh, oh, no, she actually, at first I thought it was a neg, but then it's, oh, no, she actually does hate him. She hates him now. Yeah, she really doesn't like him and it works because he looks after her later like, so she's like, yeah, cancer men are very triggering for me. They are historically dishonest. Richard Nixon, I don't know, probably counts are. So I'm gonna say it with my whole chest. They're not good people. Cancer men are such your paths. And he's like, I need vivid examples of why you think that. She goes, okay, well, my ex goes to me for a couple of weeks and then popped up at Coachella

with some other girl. Oh, well, there you go. All you men born in July. Yeah, it's official. She literally goes, How are you going to defend that? And he's like, I'm not standing up for that. Why are you putting me in with that? And she's like, yeah, less relationship. I was in was fresh out of college.

Four years. Come to find out. He's cheating on me for three of the years. And then we see a picture that says Gabby's boyfriend with the arrow, not Gabby. Ding! It's from girl Coachella. Yeah, here's a tip.

Focus less on men who are cancers and more on men who want to go to Coachella. Okay, those are the ones maybe you want to avoid. Okay, if you post the Coachar schedule in December when it comes out or whenever, run, just go, just go somewhere else. So then if you think she's just trying to act like bitchy to get him attracted, she, it actually works. He goes, so you want to be proven wrong then, right? She is, I said, I do not need to be proven wrong because I know I'm right, but you know what? It was nice talking to you.

And it's like, like, she is like done. It was not a game. She was like, no, this book has actually posted it. She's like, I'm going to go look at the only thing I hate more than you right now, the ocean. Bye. It's so cold on my right. Yeah, Paige. Paige is just like peeing in a little hole. She's dug at the end of the sand. If this is the last we see of Terez because of Gabby's anti-men cancer thing, I'll be very disappointed. I'll be very disappointed in you, Gabby.

So then let's see Sam, Tulinsi and some Rando. Oh, yeah, Sam. I was like, who Sam? Sam. She's like, I haven't been here long, but I've already realized that dancing is the key in this house. And so they all dance, and my,

it comes up to him, pulls Lindsay aside. So Lindsay can we try? Oh. Yeah, so they sit down. She's like, I don't want to rehash this, because I don't think it's worth it. And you can tell me if you feel differently, but I do want to move forward. And it's like, I don't want to rehash this because I don't think it's worth it And you can tell me if you feel differently, but I do want to move forward and it's like well

Obviously Carl filled me in your conversation and it also is back to our conversation LA When we're on family feud and remember you got all the clues incorrect Don't think I forgot about that. She's like I didn't raise my voice and my I said um your tone was really harsh with me Like the way you spoke with me was in a way I haven't been spoken to in my entire life. We'll get used to it. Have fun for the next four years in this career. Yeah, seriously.

And then he's like, well, because I'm just repented and my I was like, yeah, but it's a habit because of how you spoke to me. No, you told me you texted Carl to go smoke weed with you, and I responded immediately, and I said, do you think that maybe you should have had a conversation with me about it, and you said, uh, and that's like something that we did last year, and I asked you if you thought it would be a firm weed?

So maybe like, talk to me about it first, because like, at that time, I was so worried, to support my boyfriend, and you're asking him to smoke weed with you without even caring that I'm not sober, does it support my boyfriend? And you're asking him to smoke weed with you without even caring that I'm not even drinking, does it support him? And I'm allowed to say that to you. I'm like, I have no idea what Lindsay's saying, right?

So, okay, there's basically two things going on here. Lindsay is saying, I got pissed because I'm being sober. You know I'm sober to be with Carl, to keep Carl sober and then you offer him weed. Like what the fuck? Yeah, that's not cool. But then Maya adds in she already said this last week. She says well you also accused me of things in that moment and she said no I didn't accuse you of anything and she said Lindsay like we can coexist but we're not gonna agree what happened in that car ride. And she's like well so I can't share my

feelings with you. And my ass like, you're not even listening. I'm out. So she gets up to storm off. And Lindsay's like, of course, walk away. And she's like, Lindsay, you accused my character of things that I don't do. And she's like, what are you talking about? And she said, you told me I wanted Carl. And then I'm going for him. I was like, what? Cause that doesn't, that doesn't sound, and you want Carl and you're going for Carl. Like, but then again, Lindsey is completely cuckoo. So it's like, is she mad that Lindsey, she thinks Lindsey's jealous of her being like,

liking Carl or something, or is it that she was trying to get Carl high? I don't know. I don't know what to do. I think that well what's funny is that like Lindsay's the the basis of Lindsay's frustration based on what she's saying is that she's like, hey, I got sober for this car and you're trying to knock him off the off the wagon which means that I could have been drinking. Like that's what her complaint is. Yeah, you're right.

That's what her complaint is which is what's so funny about it is that she's like made it like? I haven't right to tell you. I was mad that I could have been drinking and I wasn't drinking and you tried to make a bra. Even though Carl has already said that he's California sober. So, Lindsay is like, I said, you're guessing my boyfriend who is sober and you won't you don't even know how I feel. I'm sober in support of him. I'm S.I.S. Super in support and it's really disrespectful that you don't even, not even talk to me about how I feel. So I'm not allowed to have those feelings.

And by the way, you can feel however you want bitch, and she's, did you just call me a bitch? Like, not in that way, okay, I call my friends. Like, that's just what I do. So like, um, you just told me I'm not your friend though, so then you met in the real bitch way. So, if you were a real friend, you would've been sober in suburb of me being sober in suburb of call being sober?

Oh, arguing with Lindsay. Fruitless every single time. So my is like, let's just coexist and then Lindsay goes, but that's not friendly. So you're not my friend and so you called me a bitch. I was like, what do you want? Just what I want. Maya, is that a civilized conversation about family feud? Which is what I thought we did in the Uber and now you're ginger than there it is. Mm.

And so Maya's like, let's just sit back down to try again. So if they do. And she's like, okay, I did not hurt you. I zero intentions of hurting you, especially your relationship with Carl, I just want to be fine living together. It's just I'm so you don't want to be friends. I knew just what it is. I think there's an opportunity for us to come together. But I don't think it's going to be talking in circles about what happened. And she's like, I just want to find a place where we can be okay. Oh,

over by the ways, where are you going to ride the waves? That's what Carl was doing. We could be okay over there. Okay. And so she goes, okay, so let's just sleep with her. She's well, I appreciate you. Check the time to talk it over. Hug me because I'm a hugger, and I like to seal things. And you're lucky I didn't try to kiss you on the lips, because that's you, say, how I see all things. See, hold with a hug. So then we just hear Paige go, I wanna go home.

I just have to give Lindsay some credit because this is now the second time we've seen Lindsay kind of in a corner where she is talked her way out of it without having a freaking fit. She did this on Winterhouse too when they kept trying to come at her with this like you touched Austin's dick thing or whatever. And one is congratulations and the other is congratulations you're going to be looking for a job soon.

That's not how these shows work. So she Yeah, listen, she's she's an expert at being like, um, I'm not at fault. You're at fault because you didn't respect the emotions that I had. I mean, she literally, I mean, how many sandwiches have you made me? That is the crux of that. Like, where's my sandwich? That is her philosophy in life. Where's my sandwich? It's like, oh yeah, sure, I yelled at you, but where's my sandwich? You know? Yeah, but I don't have a sandwich for you. Well then, there's my point remains.

I have no sandwich in there for anything you say has nullified. But it used to be that the cast could just do whatever to trigger Lindsay and get her screaming and yelling. And then Lindsay was like the automatic villain of the season. God, I'm talking like Lindsay now, talking up like this. Yes you are. But it's not working. And I think that that's very interesting that Lindsay is finding a way to kind of not come out to villain in a lot of these. Like she even was like, let's hug. Let's make it, you know. So anyway, good luck. So yeah, it's like, guys, why am I the only person

moving things? I'm the only person helping, and it feels really weird. So someone please help. Guys, I picked up a seashell. I feel like that's a lot. So now they go back to the house. Yeah, they're back to the house.

And pages like texting with Craig, they miss each other. And then Sam is like wearing these jeans like that have like big like cutouts, they're like ripped open, you know, whereas basically it's like a short, but it's like a jean at the same time, like a whole like is out and cause like,

ah, I hope you got a discount on those pants. She goes, what are you like a dad of four, please? Ha ha ha ha ha. And she goes, I wanna do something with the group. I mean, goes, oh yeah, you wanna circle jerk? I can make that happen. I have the circle jerk captain. That's string cheese.

Are you jerking off string cheese right now? Maybe I am. I was. He der dared me. So then Gabby goes to my room with a shark-hood retreat tray, like a grocery store shark-hood retreat tray. Yeah. And the curious attack and the cows.

And Amanda's like, so how's your conversation with Duraz? She's like, he's not my first husband and that's OK. OK. Well, you really took it down a path there But um then they asked Maya how the conversation was with Lindsay and she's like well, there was a hug at the end so and Then Lindsay is like um I Was just like she's telling Karol's like I was just like what do you want to get out of all this like it took a lot of get there But she was like I want to go out of all this? Like, it took a while to get there, but she was like, I want to go out to the house.

So, yeah, okay. Well, well, it's easy because you're not a monster. And she starts like, right. I don't know. So then back to Sam and Kyle. She's like, do something like family. And then she and Kyle start inviting people to hang out. So they open, get the knock and open Gabby's store and

Like hey guys, and they're like can you give us a minute? I'm like oh, okay, I know they were so defeated So they got they're kind of like looking around they're like knocking on doors and everything and then Chris runs into page in the kitchen And he's like oh hey, and she goes She just looks at an enormous burp. just wow. That had to come out. Oh my God, I feel so much better between that and finally admitting that the ocean sucks. I just have so much weight off my shoulders today.

That's such a Craig coming out of her. What? So later, Carl is like, oh, I'm gonna cook some hot dogs and some cheeseburgers. Who wants a hot dog? All right, no hands for a race. All right, we need to talk about my value in this house. So.

Hey, so I'm starting to feel like I'm a bit of like the public face of heeper-dash-doll right now. And I just like, I might feel like a little sad because I feel a little under like a pre-shedder right now. So let's just like have a talk about that. I'm in there like, wait, where's Kyle? And then it just just shows Kyle walking through the house and wasted Gort.

And I like, how I get him this? Cause he puts on a July 4th blazer. Yeah, like fucking amazing. I'm fucking hot. So there's like some barbecuing and Oliver comes over and Maya tells us that he's like, has a share house in Montauk with like five friends. And she's like, she really likes that she doesn't have to see him every weekend because that way

they can like, learn to miss each other. So there's a lot of like hugging and a lot of like, hi, Oliver! Hi! And all that stuff. And then it's midnight and they all go to bed except for Kyle who's still wasted and Sam and Sam just raves with Kyle and gets on the counter and dances counter and dances around with glow sticks and stuff and then Gabby and my a join them and I'm really liking this Kyle thing that just weirdo dad in the house. I know Sam goes you really remind me of my dad it's upsetting.

But then like but how they doing with the whole is it's on a string or something it's like kicking it around as she's jumping over it. I call my god she's like kicking it around, and she's jumping over it. Like, oh my god, you've led this. You're loving this. And then you just keep uncutting to Lindsay and Carl asleep in bed, because I like gotten to bed at like 9.30. And it's like, hey babe, whole, whole, whole, bo bo bo bo bo, big, whole, bo bo bo bo bo bo.

Boob, he's like a little feather over his nose, floating down every time. Uh, so let's see, Monday, July 4th, starts with Carl waking up and making out with Lindsay, which I'm not a morning makeup person, get off of me, and then they go for the bathroom. Yeah, if he was just like, was it weird for you, like the first time you in Lindsay, oh, Lomi Gus, was it weird the first time we have sex? I was like, this is my friend. Like, what are we doing? Like, what are we?

Like, I was about to send her an email, the bundle of points about where we said, but like, then they just like. It was like super awkward because she took off her panties and she said, wait a minute, before I do this, I need you to send the taco contract. We're fun, cool. Oh, damn.

Yeah, I started asking, like, do you see me as a mother of your children and he was like, oh, never's in. As a mother of my children, I started I started asking like do you see me as a mother of your children? And he was like oh never's in as the mother of my children. I was like let's get a practice And I want to name our two kids pizza and meat okay So then Maya is talking to Oliver and he's saying that this weekend He's gonna golf some more do a little work the grant doesn't stop and let's like that this weekend he's gonna golf some more and do a little work, the grand doesn't stop. And it's like, I'm bioliver.

And he goes, a biolunzi, see you next week. And my guy's, oh yeah, I said see you next week. I guess we'll see you. I guess we'll see you about that. Y'all see our sheep are all. So then, Carl and the going, oh my nose is sticky. We know, I mean, we know. So then, Carl and see, they are planning on, uh, they're not going to be there next weekend because they're going to a wedding in California.

And then now they go off to get brunch with Danielle, who is in Montauk, uh, this weekend because A,'m excited. Y'all can't wait to tell her about our December to remember Oh, she can't show blow my mind hall So I oh my god, I can't believe I'm 20. I thought I would be 20 with Carl not Lindsay I mean, what about the white jeans lens and Carl's like, look, why didn't I wear my white jeans today? Okay, you Look great. You know how much we miss you? Okay, like on a scale of one to Montauk. Unless he's like, and the moon, not the moon talk.

I'm like, your scale doesn't make sense. It's like, I'll scale a one to Montauk, three million. I'm like, this is why you guys lost family feud. Yeah. So they talk about Robert, how he took a job as culinary director in Montauk and Aspen. So he's back and forth. And it feels kind of long distance, but she's just follow him around and loves it. She loves being where he is.

And so Lindsay's like, well, update me on the conversation Carl with Kyle. So Carl tells them he told Kyle he's not really psyched with what he's doing and they're like are you gonna quit. And he's like well working my ass off the line. This was like their dream. I bought into the dream and I want to be compensated for the time and what to be compensated compensated for the time in the day. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I'm kind of like the face of like compensation right now. I like the face of fucking say that. Yeah, I just don't like it. And then he's like, doesn't even understand at all.

Yeah, well, I think he gets like a little like on a scale of like one to Montauk. Like, he might be at like a 23. I don't know. This is making me nuts not knowing who's side to take. I don't like it. I need to see if we're going to have workplace issues, I need it to be like below deck where I'm seeing you work. You know what I mean?

I know, but that being said, I feel like Carl's track record as a worker has not been great. Now admittedly, part of that has been because he was struggling with substance abuse. So I am going to hold space for that, but that being said, it sounds like, well, we're going to get into it because we're going to get into like the laundry list of things he's doing wrong. But based on that laundry list that's coming up, it sounds like Carl's fucking up. So now we go to New York. Well, basically Danielle's like, you keep giving Kyle passes and I don't want you to be taking advantage of. And Linsie's like, yeah, that's totally what's happening.

So basically Kyle is 100% correct and what's happening with Carl. He has people as you're being like, you're being taken advantage of. Well, yeah, Carl admitted it. You know, everybody knows this is Lindsay. The point is, is always with this Lindsay storyline, does Lindsay have a point or not? You know, I find that Lindsay is a crazy person, but she's often correct, you know? Yeah. So, I don't know. We're off to New York and we get a tricky

monical song that goes, give me this, give me that. I want what I me that I want what I want and I want it faster. It's bossy. It's a bossy song. Yeah. Give me this. Give me that.

All right, we're done. We need something for tricks. Now give me this. Give me that. That's it. All right, that's what I want. Okay, we'll write that down. I was in the lyric.

We'll written it down. We'll print it. Take it out and I want it fast. All right. Sprint it. Take it out and I want it fast. All right, okay, that's a full song. I want it fast, I want it fast. We're gonna call it, we're gonna call it bossy buffet. So Paige is making steak at her apartment in Craig

because they're just like, hey, baby, you're going to browse, like, look, it's looking good, like smells good. Cause how do you want your eggs? I already know the answer, because I only make them one way. Well, if you're a cooking, I want poached eggs, because I don't know how to poach eggs at all,

because one time I tried to poach an egg and I wound up punching a hole in my wall and said, by accident, now my pinky doesn't work. Yeah, I thought it was like punched eggs. So I was like punching an egg. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 11 eggs filed police reports it like took a long time to get to think I'm a lawyer now So page base is like yeah, we're living long distance. He hangs out with his friends I hang out with my friends and it's great I'm wanting to see me he comes up here and I don't feel any pressure hitting milestone It's like oh, so you like turn 30 and what's next? Nothing. Fuck off. Shut up ocean with your demands.

Ugh. Oh, I like that in theory. I like that attitude. Um, I don't know. I feel like Paige, and I've said this ever since she started dating Craig. So started to repeat myself as usual, but Paige is too smart for this. I feel like she's got it to see, like no. I feel like Paige sees a giant no sign, and so she's just writing out the bravo couple hood

being before she dumps him. I think she's too smart for this. No, I think that she generally likes him, but I think that she, at this point when it's filming, she's now gone through like six months of people being like, don't like Paige with Cran, it's like, they're like, and she's like, oh shit don't like page with Krang. It's like, they're like,

and she's like, oh shit. Leaning too, a little bit, lean the little bit too hard into us being a cutesy couple. We're kind of pull back now. Now it's like we just see each other and make post-eggs and that's about it. So she's like, check the note.

I'm not gonna be like some stupid ocean and saying the same as I was three years ago. I can be wherever I want in this relationship. So then we see my walking her dogs. Oh wait, do you already said that? Okay, so then. I didn't know. Oh, she tells the story to Craig. She's like, oh my god, you know what? It's self-funny. The ocean. No, Craig, I'm not repeating stories. stories last year When I said what's your favorite way to eat eggs and then you said poached and then I said oh my god I poached eggs so good Guess what I came over here and I watched the YouTube video while you were on the couch And then I learned how to poach you neck. He was like oh my god. You never told me that but they were so

Yeah, this relationship is built on lies. That's one friend. I tell you I'm leaving you. So then we go to Kopa Deit. And we're with Gabby. We get to know me seen with Gabby, who is having lunch with her parents. Yes, her parents are so cute. I love the three of them together. And Gabby is like, she's like, you know guys, I know my summer sure house is cutting into her family time on the weekends.

And the mom's like, that's okay. We still speak. And the dad's like, yeah, like what are you going to do when we move though? And she's like, I'm probably going to have to talk to the therapist because it turns out they're like the three of them are like besties. They're like, not just them are like besties. They're like not just like she has a good relationship with her parents but they are like actually all through them are like best friends and they're like a click. Yeah, she said that since COVID she's hung out with nobody about them and she's like and my

dad is 70 so that's like really sad for me. And his favorite reindeer is prancer, which is really close to cancer. I don't know why I've still back him around. So, the only saving grace for prancers that he's actually Libra, which is sort of cool. Rudolph, on the other hand, fuck boy idiot. I don't even like Christmas anymore. So, the dad's asking her if she's met anybody and he's like, oh, my god, I'm interested. And she says, well, it's this house, like everyone's like objectively good luck. And so I guess that's good.

The mom's like, well, that helps. I mean, it's not like you're going to run into someone who in a seat of objectively good looking people is still somehow even hotter than the rest of them. It's surely you didn't meet anyone like that, right? So the dad's like, well, you don't just date someone for their looks. I mean, what are you don't just date someone for their looks. I mean, what are you gonna do? Just judge someone based on their looks.

She's like, um, have we met? Like duh. Like what kind of roommate are you, loser? She's like, and she's like, Gab, Gab is like very proud of her damage, because she's like, you know, I think my parents are very soss of my judgment, but I've also learned so much from my past relationship

that I will literally never put myself in a position where I was before. I have my wallet, I'm like literally never gonna talk another man ever again, I've learned so much. Well, it's up. And she's like, yeah, my parents were so good to me after my breakup. I literally passed out in my father's home once.

It's like, oh my God, this girl, like, have we all know this girl, you know. I know. Oh my goodness. So now, now we get to do some video of Carlin, Lindsay and a car and Carl's, all right, hey, soft type time. Hey, me and the babe, we're going to hear a sentence, babe. We're going to because we're going to Malibu. Why? Because you're in the wedding. I'm in the drop stress smile. Like she is so not into this. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I'm like,

oh, professional room is at those point. Yeah, he's practicing walking down the aisle. Yeah, hey, babe, let's do this together. So see you in September. I was gonna say see you in Los Angeles, cause it would be like to friends. That's a good thing. It's like a bad person.

Yeah. Okay, press stop now. Press stop. I'm gonna put the button. I press the button. Press the button. I'm gonna press stop now. There's no problems in our relationship.

So Amanda brings the dogs back to the apartment and they jump up and kiss Kyle. So cute. They're the man's dogs. They're very cute dogs. I'm like, I'm feeling it. Very intelligently sized to own when you have a travel a lot. You can just throw them in a bag.

Love that. They're like something you find on it. It's like when you find something on Amazon. You're like, wow, someone designed that. That's so smart. Someone designed that. That's so smart. It's someone designed that. You go, God. Um, so, uh, a man is like, um, Kyle, you don't normally work over here on the

cows. Do you need a selfie setting? Something must be wrong. Kyle isn't that has standing does. Yeah. Kyle's not like doing the stairmaster at his standing desk while he works on five different screens, you know? He's like, well, one of our distributors in Cali terminated us.

So the whole Coachella Valley Palm Springs area poof in 60 days, we've got no distributor. And guess who's not even included on the email. It's Carl. Can you believe it? No, Coach. I told me because I was trying to think of who it could be. She's like Hillary Clinton. Well, yeah, technically she was not on the email, but that was, that was not a surprise. I had some in the alley Kyle. Well, yeah.

Okay, I should have, I should have phrased this differently. The rock. Aaron Neville. We've a Mac and Tire Kyle. No, she wasn't on it. Linda Carter. No. No, but you don't have to spend anyway.

Let's just do a little spin anyway out of respect. It's like actually, oddly enough, Linda Carter was on email and I don't know how that happened. It's like we've worked so hard and we built something amazing and then he'd like neglected it in nine months and it's dead now. Like I'm desperately trying to understand, get him to understand priorities. Like we need this distributor. We have to manage him. We have to make him feel love.

That's the job. And it's the job and it's a problem it's a problem we have no one to distribute lover boy to the the Kachela Valley do you realize all those guys who have cheated on their girlfriends for three out of the four years of in a relationship will not not have access to our beverage right now yeah and he never sent his oh no he did send his email. I'm asked if he ever sent his bullet points email. He's like, yeah, and it was like a bunch of nothing. Like, he claims he's working 90 hours a week, but nobody even knows what he does.

And how does that add up? He's with Lindsay all the time. So I have to talk to him. I think, I mean, I think the fact that they lost the distributor, that's like a legitimate like business issue. And business, business, that sounds like, obviously, if that was Carl let that lapse and whatever it was supposed to be.

And this may be one of those moments, you can't tell where it's like, okay, Carl has cleaned himself up, which is excellent. And we obviously fully support his recovery. But this may be one of those things where it's like maybe Carl's also just like a bad worker, you know, like like now it's not these things where I'm questioning what did he have a string of issues with his employment in the early season of the show because he had substance abuse issues or is it possibly also just also just like a shitty worker? Because that is possible too. Well, yeah, well, unfortunately, you know, becoming completely sober doesn't just fix everything. You know, you still have. You still, you're still you, you know, as I've learned in the hard way.

It's like, oh, well, I thought that would fix things. You're like, no, now I'm just a tiny bit thinner and miserable. Or like, now I can breathe better, but you know, I'm still broke. You know what? You know what it also is, is like at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. You literally get nothing for nothing in this situation. That is actually an appropriate thing to say because- That's all you can say for the life of the poor.

It's struggle, support. But you know what though? You know what? Hi, this is Ramona Senior. I've got some career advice for call. It's a bad question. It's a bad question. It's a bad question. You know what? It is called depression. Yes, but also there's nothing wrong for wanting more. Okay. There's nothing wrong with saying, hey, I feel like I'm worth more or this might not be the right thing for me. I don't feel like I'm being compensated, like sure, work for a while, but now things have changed. Now I want more out of life.

For now, I feel like I'm doing more, yada, yada, yada. That is actually totally fine. But what's not fine is that you let a distributor relationship just go to shit, and now that's like, now it's one thing to want more, but it's another thing to abandon your duties. Based on what we have, and the information we have here,

which I'm like you, we need the below deck, we need to see the footage, we need to see the cameras in the offices. I can't judge like this. You know what I mean? Well, I just see it's two frustrated people talking about it, like what else? Wait, you of course you can judge.

Of course you can judge. You just might judge incorrectly, but of course we always reserve the right to judge. Of course, you can judge. You just might judge incorrectly. But, of course, we always reserve the right to judge. So then, now it's time to go back to the house. Also, if you can't tell, this is a super sized episode. And I'm really glad they added half an hour for people to say hi and pass each other in the kitchen and then say hi to other people. And then, out of all of us, say hi to people for five minutes. Like, what the fuck, show? Okay, respect my talk. By the way, we didn't talk with the other thing about real quickly, is that in addition

to that this vendor thing happened, Carl didn't tell anyone at the office that he was going up to California, he just got on a plane. And so the non-Kyle people were trying to reach us. He just told them on Monday and he got on the plane Thursday. And they're saying, Well, it sounds like people were trying to reach it. Oh, well, I don't know. Here's a problem I'm having with.

I'm going to be really honest. I don't watch Summer House to talk about work. Like this isn't a show. Now I'm going to have to sit here for an entire season and talk about work. Why? Who cares about work. Why? Who cares about work in summer house? Summer house is supposed to be fun.

This is not fun. Ha ha ha ha. Pointing fingers in a business setting should be fun. Yeah, come on, man. Okay, so then... Everyone's saying hi for 45 minutes. Literally 45 minutes of hello. And this Sierra comes in and... Well, she's driving with Gabby and Paige.

And we talk about dating dudes and Sierra says that she's not going to be in the Austin because he's not even coming this time. So thank God, but I'm obsessed with New York now. So I'm staying. Yeah, I love it. She goes, she goes, I don't know. There's something about this stupid city that I fucking love I was like wow

Something something about New York City that someone loves why I can't what a strange hot take on New York City You should come out with t-shirts like maybe like a pie maybe a heart or something It's like this a city that is globally known to be one of the most beautiful, wonderful cities. God, there's something about it that I really like. I can't figure out what it is. But I think it's also this. She's not a nurse, right? That we know of. I don't think she went back to nursing because she's always shooting something. And she's in a big city where there's like a lot of hot people. And she's a reality star now. So I think she phrased it better when she said this. Last year I was waxed and this year I'm lasered.

It's a different level. I know one person is not like that. Yeah, I know one person is not like that. The ocean. Totally five percent. Camille Camille. Why do I have Camille Cam? And Chris talk about being tired.

Chris Sam Sam. Okay. Sam's driving with Chris. They're having the very boring drive. And she's like, some Monday, I woke up and like literally lost my voice, which was really difficult because I got this job at Cosmopolitan, you know? And then Tuesday and Wednesday, I was like on my grind. And then I was like working and then working out.

And then I was like boxing. And then like when I was boxing, I was like getting, like there was like this guy in this coach. He's like really hot. And he like took a swing at me, like hit me in the face. And he's like, oh my god, he didn't talk. And I was like, I was just trying to cause you're out. Anyway, I'm inviting him to the house this weekend. He was a smoke.

Yeah. So she talks about, she's like, I have it. I'd like to call a roster. There's like a front bench at guys you play and then like, okay, is this a, is this a Bravo thing, the roster or when you're a roster from 10 different people this year. So she likes doing a lot of dudes. I feel like Sam's kind of virtual. What do you think? So she likes doing a lot of dudes. I feel like Sam's kind of virtual. What do you think? Um, I feel like I feel like she's, um, I, I want her to be one thing and so far she's being, she's sort of coming up with a little generic. I want her to be like a self-bought party girl like, like, yes,, yes, I'm boning everybody.

But really, she just wants to hang out with like the dad and like play silly games in the kids. I feel like she just missed the cut to be on Real Girlfriends and Paris. They just put her onto this show. And I think that like she's like a Real Girlfriends and Paris type instead, you know? A little bit like, I work, I have a career.

I'm making socks for iguanas. And that's just just like my vibe and I'm just trying to get it off. It's like fashion week. Yeah. So she's doing that. Chris just talks about being tired. So he's great casting so far. So then everybody pulls up to the house and says hi a lot. And then Dan Yell comes and says, hello. oh my God, is that a new dining room table? Who are we even? And so they do a lot of hugging and meeting and my an Oliver come, which means a lot more highs guys.

So then my an Oliver talking and my is like, oh my God, your other girlfriends here and Oliver goes, oh my God, should I help her with her bags? Because it's... Sierra! And I love that, I love Sierra's line as she pulls up in the car, she goes, how am I gonna carry my Boston market? I love that they stopped the Boston market on the way.

Oh, so much. And then Sierra's talking, Sierra tells us that like, she and Danielle are amicable and how she like a pushy apologize for the big like wine wine glass throw last year And they're just gonna like they can work on it. Yeah So then they go to play Cornhole, okay, otherwise known as on its face ladder ladder ball. Yeah, the horizontal ladder ball on its face ladder ladder ball. Yeah, the horizontal ladder ball. We get a video also of Carl Lindsey and Malibu. They're like, hey, we're in Malibu. Malibu, here we are, two babes, two babes in Malibu. I can't say Malibu without the boo. Am I right,

boo? Oh, boo, boo, boo. So let's see here. Um, Amanda's like, uh, Carl also didn't tell anyone that he was going to be around. He was going to be on a flight for six hours. So like people have meetings set and they're trying to call him. And Paige is like, that is very frustrating. So then Oliver leaves again, Natalie changing. And there's a kitchen meeting about how to rearrange people because there's so many new people this week. And so they rearrange rooms and pages like and we can go downstairs for the weekend. Oh my God, where adults. I know. Like you said, a really important content that they added on to this episode.

Yeah. And then Gab, I'm sorry, Maya's in her room and she's going through her bag. She's like, I just go to sandwich in my bag. And Gab goes like in a good way, she goes in a great way. I can't wait to see it later. I was like, this is one of the most realist moments I've ever felt watching this show in the good way. And so knowing the bad way.

Yeah, someone. Well, it couldn't be in a bad way. Yeah, it could be in a bad way. So then they go to public house the infamous public house and What I said round square round table hmm Because I don't want to be in the end of the table. I was getting yelled at and then the table Which is funny because he then actually actively goes to sit at the head of the table later on so they

They all sit down at this collection of two circle tables and one square table, which is why I sat around square-round. And Chris then started talking about, he's been single ever since he got to New York, and he's like, yeah, I always prioritize my career over girls. That's the way I was taught. When I was in high school, my mom said, no, girlfriend's at all.

I don't want to see with girls. I want you's at all. I don't wanna see with girls. I want you to be studying. I want you to get A's. We don't come here for you to mess around with girls and drop out of not even good at college. No fucking girls. And he's like, yeah, I mean, my mom is Honduran and my dad is from Uruguay.

And basically, is Uruguay's answer to Melcupsin? We see his dad. It's like got a machine gun. He's all hot. So yeah. So then the dad, Daniel's like, okay, so there's like at least three single women by my count. And what's going on guys?

And sounds like I love wearing heels in ordering Monterello sticks. Yeah. And I think that I feel like Chris looked over at Sierra. I feel like maybe he was on her. I'm not sure. But I think Chris is just fishing. I think he's just smiling, which is like basically putting his worm in the water and just seeing what he can get. But unfortunately, he already put Jerez's worm in the water too. So they know. Oh, so they choose better worm. Yeah, way better worm.

So cows like, isn't me or the loud in me or the loud in me. I think, yeah, I think it's you contributing to the loudness. But either way, a man to move the other end of the table so she can talk with like, you know, Sierra and stuff. So Kyle is stuck there with Maya, not stuck there, but he's just with Maya. And they are like, hey, let's, he's like, well, how did it go with your conversation with Lindsay, by the way? And Maya is like, well, it's very clear the dynamic of our relationships can be different

now. And, and then I can like, cuts to Sam on the other end of the table being like, I'll never know what a like, a guy like me for my boots. And it's like, well Kyle said he was a vagina guy. So maybe find one of those. Look what a catchy is. This is going to be good. So then my entire continue and my goes, um, and you and Carl, what, how are you guys? And he's like, I just thought about it all week.

And I'm like, I'm glad we talk but like We need to have a conversation on a week day I'm like Lindsay's in this ear and like like I was gonna be like this summer so sick And that was weird and then like they found each other and I was like happy like I cried I cried when they told me they found Yeah, I'll subscribe when the guy delivered the newspaper the other day. I just haven't seen the news of real one. It's so long.

It was so beautiful. To be fair, I also cried when our floor is backed out of our wedding too. That one's actually on camera. Listen, hey, I'm still adjusting. And listen, we have a no vacation policy. Like, there's no limit to vacation as long as you get your jamming. Samming. We have a no vacation policy. Like there's no limit to the vacation as long as you get your salmon, salmon. Oh, the salmon, it seems like I'm gonna dodge

the Cali-Rich Rin, salmon, salmon. The waitress, the waitress just like, I love an older waitress. She just like puts her arm right in front of him and goes, salmon. I know she does. She comes right on in, they can't even edit around her. So then he is like, say guess what? My C-O-O and my VP of sales, that Carl is reporting to. They had zero clues in LA.

I can't, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. So just give me a minute because then I'm just going to, I'm going to talk about it some more. Yeah, he's like, I'm not about it. So he gets up and like storms off. He's fighting with himself basically. And so Danielle has been listening to all of this, right? And so she's like, so what happened with Carl on page because, well, I don't know the conversation. She's, yeah, but they're talking about him. And obviously I'm eavesdropping and pages like,

oh my god, this side of the table will not fault you for that love you've stropping. Except for the one time I picked up the shell, the shell, and I put it up to my ear. And I was like, oh my god, ocean, shut the fuck up. Like you have to use drop on the right people. Yeah, like what's the point of ease shopping on something that's stupid, right? So Kyle is like, so Kyle is like, worked himself up, you know, and Kyle's like,

you know, it's like, it's in the middle of the work day. He's like, Instagramming about this and that my team is working on our because we have big sales, gold is month, which is far as I'm concerned. He's not evenday, he's like, Instagramming about this. And that my team is working hard because we have big sales, gold this month, which is for us, I'm concerned he's not even part of he's checked out. Like, I know, I know like he's giving me a hard time for being like, the guy doesn't appreciate God knows what, but I'm like, bro, I have given you so much leniency.

And Danielle just keeps on looking over because we know that Dan yell is itching to once again, throw herself into someone else's fight. Yes. And so Gabby is getting annoyed and she's like, because the cows wasted and he's getting worse and worse and he's talking about someone they're all supposed to be friends with and he's going lower and lower. Right. And so now he's like, and now Lindsey and his ear and listen, when I hired him, he was unhierable. He showed up to work one day, so coaked out. So coaked out, he didn't even bring his computer to work. Because the world needs to fall down drunk

at the moment while you're saying this. And Carl is doing, what are you doing? Like, what are you, at this point, I'm not really on Kyle's side, because this is too low, this isn't great. Yeah, I think this is the very tacky. I still think that overall, not really on Kyle's side because this is too low, this isn't great. Yeah, I think this is a very tacky, I mean, I still think that overall, I'm on Kyle's side about this employment situation,

but this is a tacky thing to do. And he goes, the world needs to know, I'm a pretty understanding boss. So now he's basically coming from a place of Carl's come onto TV and made it sound like I'm not compensating him, I'm taking advantage of him, yada yada yada, and he's basically saying, the world needs to know, I'm actually like a really understanding person,

and I've been really patient. That's what he's doing, but it's really tacky. Yeah, but it's not make him look good. It's not make him look like a saint, to make him look like a dick. It looks like he's holding it against him. When you give somebody a chance to then hold that over their head

and be like, okay, he should be working for it because he's like, he'd even have a job because he's just a dirty drug addict. That's what he sounds like. That's what it sounds like. I don't think he, believe it or not, not a big pile of apologies. I don't think that's what he means,

but that's how he's totally coming across and it's like a terrible look. Yeah, and it's in front of everybody and on TV. And it's not a dangerous with a salmon. Yeah, in front of the waitress with the salmon. Yeah in front of the waitress with the mama de wake in the salmon and in front of Emily van camp at the next table. Plotting. Revenge. And in front of Madeline Stowe and her strange chair and her one blinking eye. So, um, let's see. So now he runs off the game. He's like, I'm not eating anymore.

I'm not. So he's finding with himself. So then Sierra is like, oh my god, are we already leaving dinners already? I'm eating his food. She moves over and starts eating his dinner. And Daniels pissed now. And she's like, yeah, this is not it. And Amanda says, well, I think he's mad because he's giving Carl so many chances. I mean, opportunity is like, there are a few things like maybe you could fire someone else, but now he's like, you know, I'm underappreciated and I need more, like, I don't know.

It's like, he's like a seed of an avocado, but it's like, you're not an avocado yet. You know what I mean? Right now you're just something I have to stab out of the fruit I'm going for. Yeah. Yeah, and Gabby's like, well, there's like, there's like weird murky waters when hiring someone,

especially if there were cancer, is he a cancer? I bet he's a cancer, he's a cancer, isn't he? And Amanda's like, no, Carl just wanted to be part of the business and Danielle is like Kyle, because Kyle has now sat down next to Danielle. And Danielle's like, Kyle, I literally don't want to just hit there right now. But I'm taking a break from complaining over there.

This is my non-compliance zone. No, I heard everything that you said about Carl. Yeah, just right now, right in that seat, and he's like, I can't hear anything. So I love you, I love you. So I'm telling you, I heard every single word you said about Carl, or about Carl, and I pissed. He's like, what am I supposed to do?

So then Sierra's like, wow, this season's or shall it is amazing. And Carl's like, hey, you even know what you're talking about right now. Come over here then, tell me your old story. All right. Lindsay and Carl download. Come on over. Yeah. And so, um, uh, so then Danielle's like, she's like, she's like, when, when you say Carl shows up to work, coaxed out, that is the most unfair thing. It's, nah, I never told you that until now. And Carl feels unappreciated and she goes,

well, did this happen two weeks ago? She goes, no, I literally told him, like I intervened and I said, never do Coke again. She's like, okay, so it's over a year ago and you're bringing that now is a reason not to pay more money. I was like, okay, well then that's where you step. You know, it's none of your fucking business. Right. And Carl's like, oh, so that's where you want more money. I was like, okay, well then that's where you step. You know, it's none of your fucking business. Right. And Kyle's like, oh, so that's who you want more money. If you want to say something to me, come here. Let's go for a car. I could walk away right now.

And the company won't feel a fucking thing. Oh, out she gets worse. And she's like, oh my God. So you're just going to talk shit about him and expect me not to have an opinion. He's like, are you getting me out of the general lifetime? I made him ripy Sales when the guy was an hireable for fucking years And then y'all's like you're so wrong. It's laughable. He's a year. I mean You're seeing today. I'll use them as all put together And I'm seeing Carl in a million different ways. Well, you're getting worked up

And you know why if you had any fucking clue about what actually goes on Monday through Friday, come talk to me then. Oh, is that coming out then? And he storms out. He has stormed out of that particular restaurant so many times. It's so much. And it doesn't multiple times in one night.

He doesn't all the time. He's like, he's been going to mind a bunch of months. He's storming off, but then walking right back in, storming off again and walking right back in. The irony, of course, is that Danielle is sticking up for Karl, I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it.

I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it.

I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. and Carl and that doesn't work well with Lindsay. You know, you're either 100% Team Lindsay or you're dead.

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