Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

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I'm Ronnie, and that's been over there. Happy. Hey, what's up? Nothing, how you doing? Uh, I am just great. I'm ready to jump into L weekend having a final time today. Yeah, I sure love it. Guys, it's Friday, Rose, all day. Okay. Rose, all day.

Summerhouse just stopped drinking Rose because that was like their thing forever. So are they not allowed to say that now because a lover boy, Amanda and Kyle, you're ruining it for me. Okay. I know. That's such a great point. I'm allowed to say that now because a lover boy, Amanda and Kyle, you're ruining it for me, okay? I know, that's such a great point. I think it's just that now that they live there, the novelty of like, of like, descending on the Hamptons and yelling,

Roze all day, straight to the rosé. It has kind of like lost its appeal because it's like, truly is Roze all day. And they're like, oh, if it's Roze all day, every day, are you ever really going to trade to the rosé? I think it's a branding thing. He's fucking lover boy people are ruining my life. I agree. Oh, man, I'm glad you, and now we said it. And now we said it. And now we said it. This is a big episode of Summer House. This is so much, so much is happening

on this episode. Different types of fights, so many different things are happening, and the crazy thing is that Hannah got engaged like two days ago in real life, IRL. So who knows what's going on with that, with this whole Luke situation, but wow. A lot is happening. Mm-hmm. Are you going straight to the rosé yourself?

Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to drink some rosé. No, I just, I didn't think it was that big of an episode. It was very sad because Carl's brother died, so we open up with that, you know, and tears and stuff, so that's super sad. So whenever we get to Carl, Carl brother scene, I'm just going to say, oh, and then, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna say. Oh, and then. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna make fun of Carl today. Yeah, no, for a smile.

No, no, it's actually, it's totally, totally sad. And the show did, at the end of the episode, did put up a thing that said, you know, in memory of Curtis Radke, which was, I know, it's just, you know, we make fun of reality stars all day long, and we will will just sit there and be like, fuck this person or oh, he's had a fuckboy or oh, this, but it's like, this is like real shit.

And you know, that's really unfortunate and sad. So anyway, so the episode opens up with Carl once again breaking the news to Lindsay about his brother and he's just like very sad and frustrated and that's what he's saying he's sad and frustrated and that's what he's saying. He's sad and frustrated and it's just like very, very sad and the whole cast kind of rallies around him and anyone who's up is there hugging him and you know, they're sitting with him outside and he's you know, talking about his brother and how his brother was clean for a year but then must have relapsed and you know, and Carl tells these tells these heartbreaking things about how he wants to grow older with his brother,

figure their shit out, and he wants their kids to play together. They go on a family vacation, but unfortunately, what happened happened. It was very heartbreaking. Yeah, and some are having a hard time in that situation. Yeah, but it's still summer house, so we get a close up on Kyle's shirt that says, Jim Shorch are for guys who get dumped, but learn from it. So you can always come on this show to add some duchiness into any kind of scene, you know.

So then I don't even understand that. I don't really understand it either. I was hoping that maybe I would say it and you'd be like, oh yeah, because that means. No, I feel like you got probably dumped because of your gym shorts. But dumped must be like, are you wearing gym shorts or anniversary?

But learn from it. Yeah, I don't get it. So then Hannah's like, oh my God, I woke up to break. I was breaking myself to fight with people. And this is real shit. So, Kyle has to go- I'll fight with him anyway. What?

I'll fight with him anyway. Yeah, I'll give it an hour. So, Kyle has to do a business call, but he hugs Carl and all that good stuff first. So, Kyle is telling Sierra and Kyle's crying, and Sierra's like, are you okay? And he's like, oh, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just, I'm just, you know, like, Jim swords guys get dumb. Jim's like, oh,

do you want me to hug you? And he's like, oh, no, I didn't need that. I didn't need the hug. Yeah, it's so, it's just funny. Like him just try to act like he's not crying at all and he's a hundred percent crying so To break up the The sadness in the house looks like hey, Bernad you want to go hit some tennis balls? You know take some take a break from reality for a bit since we're totally platonic friends, you know And she's like, yes, please and And the most pressing plot of the episode, oh my God, I can't find my phone.

Page, just looking around the bed for her phone. I can't find my office, it's missing. And this is so summer house what they do. The music's like, they literally play funeral music, okay? They got like, so is it. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum there was any of our normal things like. Oh, there was. There was. Oh, my bad. I just didn't hear it. I think they saved it for later. But Trixi got to come in and remix funeral music, which was kind of cute because they took one of their fun songs,

but then they did a perfect blend with the funeral music into the fun tennis song. So they're outside playing tennis and it's awkward. Like they're missing balls and stuff. I mean, they just don't have their game together today. Guys, and looks like you know what that was. And they're also sorry, Bern Tag. Sorry. Sorry, Bern Tag. I also noted that they were playing real house. How is it Beverly Hills music actually?

Yeah, I've done this before. They were playing the Lisa Vanderpump like gets like walks around the roller coaster. Do do do. I'm not singing it properly, but just trust that it's there. It's like violins and stuff. It's like the peppy least of Vanderpump violin music. So that's how much we watch Bravo. We just know all the generic music that gets played in different scenes. So Hannah's like, I like sports because there's no gray area of bullshit. You either, what are you lose? I'm like, tell that to every football team ever in the history of football.

Like how many football games are do we sit there for 15 minutes and look at where the ball is and did it touch the turf and did it fall off and then like as an entire city yells at the other city for the next three weeks on social media. Tell that Hannah, go to the show. And tips over cars and shit. Yeah, tell that to any referee who's ever been hitting the head with the ball, which is all of them. Okay, every single one of them. It's literally the grass of areas.

So she's like, well, Luke, I'm really glad we're working on boundaries. This is really good. And by boundaries, I mean, getting half naked and playing with balls out in the heat. Yeah, boundaries. Yeah, just pretend it's one of your tennis games, Hannah Yeah, but problem keeping it in bounds And then she tells us this you know, I never put Luke in my head as an actual boyfriend material

I mean the sexual chemistry has always been there But I don't know if we can I don't know if we can actually just be friends, but we're done playing games So I put up the white flag, game over. I'm like, you never put him in the boyfriend. Like last season I would have believed that because the whole thing was that she was like, I'm not gonna fault this, I'm not gonna fault this, but this season you're like,

oh, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke. Yeah, she's doing two things here. She's that, what you just said. But she's also doing the thing where she's pretending that she broke up with Luke, which is so hilarious. And she did it last week when she spoke to Luke. She's like, Luke, here's the thing. We need to be just friends. Like, hello, that's not your idea. Okay. Now she's like, this is my choice. Okay, we're going to just be friends. So then we cut to Kyle and Amanda

and they're talking about what else, Merch? Cause he's wearing a lover boy sweatshirt. Bleh. Yeah. And so it was love. You know, just like lover boy, lover boy, lover boy merch, merch, merch, merch. We're producing as much as we can

but it's nowhere as close enough as we need. Mon Doc beer and soda needs more lover boys staff. So Danielle is talking to Sierra and Lindsay and Carl comes in and tells them about his brother and how he did everything his big brother did and he used to judge him for it but then he kind of turned into him later in life you know and so he has more sympathy than he did in the past and the girls are just real sweet to him and stuff. And then we go. I did a yell.

Oh yeah. Well, I was gonna say Danielle, she tells us that like, you know, she's don't crawl for all these years and, you know, she knew about the addiction issues and she related a lot because her father passed away also and, you know, she would do anything for more time, but sometimes you just don't get it. And then they just cut away from her. She literally cut away from her while she's talking about how you don't get more time with your dad.

Like about to like, Daniel, like finally gets like, an emotional, like a real emotional moment that's not about like showing up for Zoom at work. And they're like, yes, there's not enough time. Okay, we're gonna cut away. We're literally gonna cut away. There's not enough time for you, Daniel. So then we go back to tennis

and Hannah and Lucra sitting after and Hannah's like what's going on with Sierra? Like I don't know what's going on with you, but I don't think that she's happy with you I think that like seeing us has had a negative effect on how she oh really Hannah you think funny how that worked out Yeah, yeah for some reason I think that like I think that me putting you on blast from the house for you know days on end I think that's something she's not that into anymore. Isn't that weird? Yeah, so then page storage carl and Amanda in their bed and Carls like we need to focus on Carl and not get true Let trivial stuff get in the way that means I'm about to talk about Hannah taking out trash again, okay?

So here we go. I'm really shocked. It's like the third summer we're together. So obviously Hannah has chosen to be with me. And she just keeps coming at me. I mean, you could say the same thing about you. No one's forcing you to come to this house. I mean, I know you take more ownership of it because you were here from the beginning,

but like, you don't have to be there either, sir. I also love, as long as we're talking about it, I love how the tragedy in Carl's life had caused absolutely zero introspection for anyone on this cast. Like this whole episode revolves around bickering over garbage and breaking up over fish and chips. Like this, there was no thought about

the deeper meanings of like like Oh, are we are we sabotaging our relationships with each other over trivial shit like that is never cross anyone's minds So the page is like oh my god, you guys seem really connected right now and cuz like oh, thanks Thanks god, I love to hear that from Anna fucking Anna trash So Luke, here. I chose to be with Kyle forever. And if you really wanna be my friend, you have to support that decision.

It's like, okay, all right, well, fine. So, yeah, so Luke is talking about how he just, I'm not cool with it. I didn't like the way that Kyle yelled at you, Hannah. Like, I wanted to see something, but I was afraid it would turn physical. We'd Sierra. I thought I was just gonna actually have sex with her at that moment. God, I was so horny. I'm disinfined to his wedding because of trash. I mean, it's like a minefield in there. And Amanda's like, I mean, we're there for her in the whole time

with this loose belt. And then the first chance she gets, she puts down our relationship, which is, you know, why Amanda goes out of her way to show you how they're for you. She is. So she can use it against you later, which she is doing. And you have not been there for her the whole time with this Luke stuff. You've, you've been against Luke from the very beginning. I mean, yes, you've been by her side, but

literally bitching about the whole time, which Luke deserves, by the way. So I'm just saying, like, let's calm down on giving ourselves awards right now, some of our house people. Yes, yes, no more awards. So Paige is like, I get both sides, you know? And if Kyle was coming at me, I'd say way worse things than what Hannah said, okay?

And Amanda's like, I've decided to spend the rest of my life with this. Have I said that yet this episode? I have chosen to spend the rest of my life with Kyle. Like support me. I'm paying just like, no, I don't want to take science, but I'm kind of thin. My man that don't tell, don't tell a Hannah. So then Luke is making a call for some lilies. His old trick. He's like, hey there, I'd like to get lilies for two girls and just strap them off together. You know what?

No need to come back one after the other. Just put them right there together. I'd like to make them lilies and I'd like to make them come together just so they feel as unappreciated as possible at the same time. Could you do that for me? Yeah. Do I want lilies or lilies the valley? Do you have just like lilies of the Hamptons?

Do you have that? How about lilies of lilies of the hot dish? How about that, please? You know what? How about you bring me both lilies from big business? That would be great. And just to have them, just have, just have both the lilies ignore both the girls at the same time Well, maybe some maybe something from Eli lily that would be good to

Did you notice under Luke's under Luke his guy Ron says Luke jewelry designer slash hockey coach Let's say so Renaissance man so so Lindsey gets a call from Aunt Ronda, who is like very perky and Lindsay is like, I'm okay, but Carl was not. And then so she tells Aunt Ronda, and I was like, oh, my heart just is shattering for him. And then she's like, and Stravie's here. You want to see her? Stravie, hi Stravie.

It gets all perky. I know Aunt Ronda goes from like, sob Australian. Hi, Stravies. It gets all perky. I know, Ant-Rond, it goes from like, stopping to like, Stravies. So Steven's like, how's it going, Ant-Rond? I hope whatever you're going to do later is fun. I hope whatever private plane you take, Lindsey, to Paris on, is really fast.

I don't know what's going to happen. Whatever you're planning. I hope the life-size Mickey Mouse that you've hired to come say happy birthday to Lindsay is nice. Hey. I bought six Mylar balloons and I have them in my apartment

because I'm so excited for Lindsay's birthday. I feel like I'm there with you guys. I am so invested in this and I'm a little concerned for myself, so I'm just gonna talk it through and smile real hard. Uh, so, uh, so that can I hear what you're doing? I'm teasing, I'm teasing. Kinda which I had a place on your roof,

so I could watch the parade pass by. You're more organized for Lindsay's birthday! Hey, Fanny, hold on, Fanny's on the other way. Hey, Fanny, hit Lindsay's birthday. Travis is gonna do something. Don't know what it is, but I'm excited. I'll keep you updated. Okay. What's going on? Any updates? Hey, Rhonda. I know it's Lindsay's birthday. Have her look up in the sky. The skyrider should be there about now. Oh, I know it's a big day for her. All right. All right. I'm looking up at the sky. I see is a giant air. Oh, it's a bird You know, it's like it's a bird. It's an air. It's a bird. There's actually there's a bird on my face actually. What do I do?

So Steve's like Steven Stravy is like I just wanted you to know like real quickly You need to be ready by like 715 and she's like Do I need heal? Don't need away Where the hell's where the hell's And she's like, do I need help? Don't need to wear heels. Where the hell? Where the hell? Hey, Miranda's just still chiming in on the side.

So Lindsay says at the beginning of their relationships, Steven would make an effort to surprise her. Like, he's surprised me with a helicopter ride. And I haven't been surprised ever since. There has been a pandemic. What? What? What? That's a surprise. That's a surprise.

The world is shut down. That would you do you want to go somewhere? Because we know and really can. Yeah. So she's like, when are you finished with work? And you go, I'm finishing early today, because it's your birthday. She's like, and she's like, I'm not

expecting any grand gestures, which is the biggest lie she's told all season so far. And then she tells us we see a clip of her going, I expect a expect about my future Hey, let's see hey, let's see it wrong to hear um so I got myself a live Preserver for the boat you think it's one time you think that's gonna happen. I'm just just curious. Just curious So then see uh Sierra goes out to talk to Carl about his brother and stuff and they cry together. And she tells him, you know, like he obviously loved you and he's going to be there giving

you signs from above. And Carl's like, oh, that's actually what I've been looking for today. And she's, she must be thinking like, hello, a hot model is talking to you. Like some people might see that as a sign. Okay. So then Stravy tells Danielle that he needs her help to distract Lindsey today, which just really means that Lindsey has to give, you know, I'm sorry, which means Danielle just has to give Lindsey a mirror essentially. And then we just cut to page sitting on a sofa going, I want some cut out for this life. So they're getting it,

Steven's getting a delivery, something is delivered. And then Kyle is talking about the feedback from his meeting. He's like, it was concerning. So then Luke is talking to Hannah. And he's, Luke and Hannah talk about running with legs like tree trunks. There's my notes. Run with that. Okay, have fun with that. Oh, well, my legs hurt because I was

running so hard because you know, I'm a model. So it's important for me to be sure to listen running into different neighborhoods for people to see me. So I was doing that. And now my legs are like I'm lifting them to like tree trunks or as we say in Minnesota, herring buckets, you know, it's just so hard. It's always, oh, you should've filmed it. Oh, yeah. And then you just see them, they're talking and Amanda's like nearby. And Amanda's just seething

because she's thinking like, hey, like, she's just acting like nothing happened in a Werner fight, but she's also like, they were supposed to be mad at each other. And now they're good with each other because Amanda's whole thing is that basically Hannah and Luke fix the situation, but then Hannah didn't tell Amanda,

and now Amanda's really upset about it. So that's the origin of their latest fight in case anyone forgot. So that's all happening in her head, and it's just on her face. Like, right. And they're both waiting for the other one to apologize. And, but Hannah's, Amanda's doing that thing

where she's working as passively, aggressively, if she can on her computer, like, shh, hhh, and then Hannah's doing her passive aggressive thing, which is like, oh, did you put it on Instagram? Yeah, and then she goes over to Sierra, and she's like, hey, Sierra, you know what's stuck in my head? I cannot stop seeing B-I-T-C-H. Oh, my

God. See, er, she's like right, like announcing it right by Amanda. It's like a full on cold war of, you know, sneering. Yeah. It's like white girl rage. It's like seething white girl rage. The white girls. Yeah. So Sierra goes out to help Steven with his dinner that he's gonna set up for Lindsay. And she's like, how long have you been planning this? He's like, the whole week I was planning, the whole week that we were fighting actually. It's like, aww, and then it's the clip of the sandwich thing again.

Like, how many sandwich? Okay, that was funny and everything you guys, but we're gonna need a little more to pitch this tant on. Okay, Lindsay is now selling like how many sandwiches have you made me merch? Okay, go to Lindsay's Instagram and she's like posing on a bed eating a big sandwich. Like, look at me, I'm eating on the girl on TV

and something about a sandwich. No. She's really riding that horse hard. Geez. She really is. So then Shravity tells us his big plan, which is that he's going to bring food from the restaurant where he asked Lindsay to be his girlfriend. This is the big plan.

So he's been all week long. He's been working on, I guess, downloading postmates. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, basically guess, downloading postmates. I don't know. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, basically, this is scrub hub. Okay. This is terrible. Like, you're ordering food from a restaurant delivery service.

Wow. Yeah. And he put out a tablecloth. And he's also spending a large amount of time putting a blue tablecloth on like a bridge table. Like, it's really not that hard. Like, just distract her while I drape a tablecloth on like a bridge table. Like it's really not that hard. Just distract her while I drape a tablecloth on here and then put some plates out but no silverware.

Like distract her. This is going to take hours. He definitely should have put Amanda in charge of this. You know, because Amanda would have come up with some game like, all right. Let's pretend that everybody has nuts coming out of their ears, but then the nuts turn into engagement rings and whoever gets it on, Lindsey's finger, first wins, Kyle. Well, Amanda would have done an amazing job because since she's in a fight with Hannah, it's like time to gain allies.

So she would have done like an absolutely amazing thing to carry third of it fireworks fucking mermaid jumping out of the ocean Yeah, yeah, so Amanda's like when is he planning and Lindsey Tulsa? I'm he just said to me. I'm running How does that make you feel? Vowsing job is my significant other. I'm not giving you a gold star from doing your job Wow Since job is my significant other, I'm not giving you a gold star if you're doing your job. Wow, wow. I mean, Shravya is definitely not pulling out all the stops, but Lindsay is also pretty mean.

It is not his job. It is not his job, but girl, you are work, okay? You are a lot, a lot of work. So Kyle is talking on the phone with business, he's like so you basically are saying you're making more money by signing with a bigger distributor got it Yeah, he's going through something and then the flowers arrive and the the flower the flower delivery guys there And there's like a knock and Lindsay's like this is like the loudest knock I've ever heard. Whatever, it's his job. So the flowers and there's some flowers for Luke.

They're from Luke. So there's some flowers for Lindsay, but there's also flowers for Sierra. And he's very unlucky that Lindsay opened that door because she does not believe in giving people props for doing their job. You know that flower person just went home tipless. Yeah. 100% tipless. Yeah. 100% tipless.

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she's like, um, I have a finger and it doesn't ever ring on it. And it's open and available. So, uh, Danielle's like, settle. settle. Just settle. And Danielle's like, well, this dinner is a grand gesture. So maybe something significant will happen. I'm like, oh my God, don't stop. Don't start at rondling her, okay? You guys are like, she's convinced you that she wants a ring.

So you guys are convincing her that she's going to get a ring. This is not cool. Don't do this, Ter. She's delusional. Yeah, the guy doesn't even have a chair for his desk. Okay, a ring. This is not cool. Don't do this, Derr, she's delusional. Yeah, the guy doesn't even have a chair for his desk. Okay. A ring is not in the future. Yeah. So, um, but actually what he has done is he, he, um, had a painting commissioned of a photo he took of Lindsay, like she was there in Europe somewhere and she's, or she's on some beach looking European with like a little Scarf friend or hand in the sunglasses. And, um, so he, he like made a painting that makes it look like an old like Italian film or something

like that. And that's a fucking amazing gift by the way. It was amazing. Yeah. And Sierra was like, oh wow, it's the little things, you know. She's like, I don't know what else to say. I'm not interested. I think that's a great gift.

That was cool. That was a cool thing. Yeah, so then Danielle and Lindsay are like dancing and partying because they just know she's getting engaged later. So then it's a sad scene with Carl and his mom. Like, God is so sad. This show is so weird that it's like party party. My brother died. Party party. Yeah, so sad so sad

So then we go to page and page is like I'm posting an outfit pick about I literally just finished so we can talk now, Amanda. What do you need? Hannah's completely ignoring me and I feel like she hates me I was gonna believe the adorned me and I feel like she hates me. So of course, she's like, I have to address this so let's go. So she goes to Hannah's room and Hannah, of course, is in bed. And I'm just like, Um, today has gotten a little weird to me. And Hannah, I was like, oh, yeah.

I mean, I thought everything that went down was weird because like, I didn't even know you guys had so much anger towards me. I mean, I thought everything that went down was weird because I didn't even know you guys hadn't so much anger towards me. I mean, you and Kyle, there were lots of hurtful things that were said. Yeah, and I mean, I was like, you've been attacking my relationship with Kyle for a very long time.

And we see a montage of Hannah saying things about their relationship, which aren't necessarily wrong, by the way. I didn't really detect any lies. It's kind of Amanda's fault if she decided to still be friends with this person who, like if she feels like Hannah is making digs at their relationship but then still to chose to be friends with her, then it's a little bit

on Amanda at that point. So Hannah's like, she's Hannah's like, this summer I've actually gone out of my way to say, look, Kyle and Amanda seem great. Look, they seem great, but they are a terrible couple. I've gone out of my way to say that. I don't get, I don't get what your problem is. Yeah, I'm like, you yelled like it's okay to talk to a man

in that way, but not me, and that was fucked up. And Hannah's like, I agree. What you did was fucked up. I was like, oh, this is not going in the right direction. What I did was fucked up. Team someone count on bell and inch. It's like, what is the issue? Like, what did I do this summer to so horrible?

When you hang up with Luke, like, you don't even tell me that you're making up with Luke. Yeah, well, it's kind of funny because when Amanda says it that way, it kind of it just sort of sounds like really petty Like she just didn't get around to telling you yet. Although as a good friend, she should have told her but like it's also I Thought I've always thought this I mean this happened this is I think the second time this is have with a man like you didn't tell me, like I think that's like not the greatest argument, but Hannah's taking no accountability in this argument and she is not innocent in this, she was, she was slacking on her job with the garbage, she should have been doing her garbage job, which is truly the easiest job in the

house and she's acting as if this all just came out of nowhere. They're not even talking about garbage. They're talking about. Amanda's mad that she can tell her she made up with Luke. Like grow up. So Hannah's like, well, why don't you just ask me? I didn't even see you that day. It's like, but Hannah, where friends? I mean, we're not friends. We're not friends, Hannah.

Yeah, I'm meant to. I'm in the middle of the game. Her voice is so high. I was like, I'm so over this toxic friendship Anna so looks up me friends. I am Poor this poor Amanda needs some sinus work. I mean Jesus Christ She's got my man of snot waiting in those sinuses just to be pulled down into her lungs I mean she does and you know you did serve say it right

I mean Amanda kind of has this thing where she she sort of martyrs herself over people and like she She sort of she stands up. She sticks by Kyle. She's thick and thin when he's sort of she stands up she sticks by Kyle to thicken then when he's sort of has done done wrong by her a few times in big ways and now Hannah but then it's sort of like that way she can be like I stood by you I think she gets a lot of self worth out of saying that she's did by someone even when they treated her like shit and I don't know if that's the healthiest way to go about life. Well, she's literally standing up to Kyle when Kyle's being an asshole. I mean, like Lindsay would say, like, you don't get a fucking gold star for that. It's like, wow, you

didn't let your boyfriend trample all over me for no good reason. Wow, how sweet of you thanks. I'm gonna put a park in a bench with your name on it, okay? So Hannah's like, I mean, you're acting like everyone in this house is saying things. It's like, yeah, because everyone has so much against you, Hannah. And then for you to act like I'm out to get you, even though I just told you everyone hates you. It's like, you're throwing a drink at me, bitch. Yeah, Hannah's really, Hannah's really milking that like plastic cup that was throwing her away. She's really milking that plastic cup that was throwing her away. She's really milking that.

Yeah. So, so then Lindsay's, Lindsay and Danielle are in their room and they hear the fighting. So Lindsay stands up like, oh, and then Paige walks in. She's like, oh my God, what's going on? Because I just posted this insane outfit that I was wearing and it already has 4,000 likes.

Okay, what do you guys talking about? Carl and Amanda don't like me and I don't like them so let's just move on. How could I go through my whole life? Oh God. Thank you, Hannah. Thank you. Hannah? Hannah? Hannah and Kylemere just shaking and said like, I'm so mad.

This is how she treats her. And Danielle's like, yeah, I'm so proud of her for handling Hannah. She's doing so good. Amanda is screeching at the top, like screeching crying at the top of her lungs. I'm like, I'm wasting the whole year being friends with you? It's like all the birds are just leaving the Hamptons.

So Amanda's like, Amanda's like, why are you acting like this with the one person who's gonna call you out and you're shitting all of a sudden? You hate me now? Like well maybe it's because, well, no, it's not even worth it, it's not even a, it's not even worth it, well maybe it's because

I'm not even gonna bother. Well, and then Hannah's crazy too, because she's like, I'm taking crazy pills, like I thought she was gonna apologize for throwing a drink at me for no reason. Like, okay, okay. She had a good reason. Super disrespectful.

You said something super disrespectful to her fiance and by extension, Amanda. So there was that. And you weren't taking out the garbage. So you do have stuff to apologize for. Although Amanda is also all too happy to create a drama over the fact that Hannah hadn't told her yet about Luke and makes it all about Amanda, as opposed to,

like, if she's truly being a good friend, she should be happy that her friend is no longer fighting with someone. Yeah, and Hannah just kicks her out of the room. She's like, oh, my room. Oh, it's like that is very hell. Very hell. Very hell. Bitchy, that is so bitchy. Why did I say sorry?

I said, you're out of your fucking mind, Emma. Oh, yeah, I was coming into this room thinking I could be in this room and now you kick me out a whole year I wasted getting a bond with this room so Kyle's talking to Sierra and he's like I wouldn't trust her Sierra I mean she took you under her wing. I wonder why it's like um well that makes me sound like kind of an idiot Well, I'm just saying that she manipulates you and that she's gonna turn on you the second you say something she doesn't like. I'm like, um, I get it, but I'm new coming into this house, so everyone gets a clean slate to me. What are we doing right now? I'm still thinking around like, what the fuck is this even?

Is there something I can take from this room and put on my bed? Because that's like the only thing that's getting me through the summer is just stacking things on my bed I'm gonna see how many things I can stack before they fall off So um, so Kyle's like I will destroy Hannahburner. This is the most fucked up day of all time Meanwhile Carl is sitting there mourning the death of his brother like oh, Hannah's Time meanwhile Carl is sitting there morning the death of his brother like oh And I kicked my girlfriend out of the room this day as fucked up Dude no kidding. He's telling Carl. This is the most fucked up day of all time Carl's like I don't have the brain power for this

You might not remember my storyline right now, but it's real and it sucks, okay? I was like, oh, yeah, okay, so how are you? He like, oh, not great. Not great. I think I should go home so yeah So then I'm then Amanda and Paige Amanda and Paige are talking and Amanda's like what the fuck happened to her and Paige is like I'm she got too big for her bridges, which is funny because I'm actually wearing some bridges right now that only cost $25 I found them at each name.com and if you like it then subscribe down below. Thanks. And Amanda's saying, I have stood up to Kyle for her so many times for what? And then Hannah calls her mom crying. She's like, mom, everyone of those houses like trying to make it up there. I'm about personal.

Hi, this is actually at Ronda. I'd love to hear that though. To the camel show up for Lindsay, I sent camel. I sent a camel with a goose standing on his head. Let me know if it showed up yet because I will take away tip if it's not there on time. Hey, Fanny and I sent some lilies. Did I, Lindsay get those? I hope no one took credit for them because that would be absolutely too rude and Lindsey meanwhile is like in her room waiting because she's been told to just get dressed and sit there and wait So she's just waiting and she's wearing this dress. It's like two slits of fabric over her nipples Basically that soul friends And so Sierra comes in thinking this is gonna be the normal place to be right right? So she comes in and she's like, hey, how are you? Unless he's like, What do I need to do to get my nibbles in?

What do I need to do? What is about to happen? I'm bored. I'm bored again. So finally Stravi comes in and he's like, to be like, okay, the birthday thing is starting and she's like, I beg. I think she's like, I'm big. I think she's already drunk at this point. You know? She is so excited.

It's hilarious. Oh my God. Hi. I don't know what she's expecting, but she's expecting a lot. And so she's also switched over to baby voice because he gives her flowers and he's like, yeah, let's go out to work. She goes, should I keep my flowers? So he's like, yeah, let's go out to work. It's because, should I keep my flowers? So he's like, whatever.

So they go outside and there's the table by the pool with some blue table cloth and like there's some plates. And Lindsay just has this look on her face like, ah. And then music stops. It just, it's like, and she just kind of tries to fake smile, And then music stops. It just, it's like, maaarrr.

And she just kind of tries to fake smile, but it's like, I'm about to yell at you smile. And Luke goes, oh, it's so cute. And Daniel's like, oh my god, I hope so, because this was like prom. So Steven's like, in honor of your birthday in anniversary week, I wanted to take you to the place I asked you to be my girlfriend,

Clods. And she's like, oh, you got Clods for us. Oh, oh, plastic takeout containers that have probably been sitting there for an hour in that basket. Oh, salad and fish and chips. Oh, my God. Fish and chips. I died. So pages like, um, she loves her birthday and she wants it to be a huge thing. And the fact that you work in hospitality and you don't know this, I mean, you have a very uncomfortable dinner coming at very, very awkward. Yeah, I would, I would definitely say so.

Lindsey's face, he just, just this her fake smile is so Like bone tingling. It's because you just know like that. It's going to lead to some sort of evil outbursts It's so scary. I wish we were able to leave, but this is the next best thing Then see just the two of us like very nice and then the wind starts blowing everything around this is the next best thing I was gonna take you on a yacht and dazzle you with the finest caviar and champagne but the next best thing is fish chips by the way. So a man is making tacos for everybody, but it's super awkward because this thing with Hannah still going on and so Kyle's kind of like basically tucking on her, you know, apron strings in the kitchen and she's like going out with everyone work by the way. I'm just pointing that out.

So Luke pulls Hannah aside and he say, can we talk? Oh, no, he goes upstairs and goes, can we talk a second? Hannah goes, oh my God, I feel like the bachelor out. Actually, I was tacking the Sierra. So awkward. The bachelor out, season where there were two girls and one got kicked off the first night. Yeah. He was, oh, that's funny. That's funny that you thought that you would get the rose. No. So then Luke gives us some of his interesting backstory.

I started chasing girls at a young age and it's always been pretty easy. Not a lot of hard work, you know. You just have to sort of be like, hey, I'm going be a male model someday. And then boom, you got it. So he gives her the flowers and she's like, oh, he's like, you know, Sierra's a real great person. So I'm definitely putting forth a great effort for this one. I was like, oh, yeah, flowers. Oh, classic, classic, great effort you're making there. That's what you do as an apology. And you get somebody for your girlfriend.

So looks like you know, so, so I don't know, you know, your bed's looking still the same. And you know, this house can be a lot. So just making smile tack and see, it's like, it's like a three-wing circus in here, you know like It gets so crazy you got a hand-of-fighting You got a manda fighting and I got my motorcycle that I like to drive around in that little globe So it's just like it's like a big circus. I wait would it be better for you to have a conversation with hot

Madalook or should I be motorcycle Luke right now because I got a kerchief in my pocket. Should I take off my shirt for this if I have to do that? Could you hold my fedora for a moment? So he's like, well I just wanted you to know that I'm here for you and to make you smile a little and she's like, um, it's a sweet gesture and also, you know, where's your head at with you and me in the house and then it cuts to Lindsay going, we have no silverware. So Steven has to go get silverware. He's like, here's a silverware, babe. And she goes, great.

Silver. I got everything, but the silver. You know, I really tried to work on this all week. And she's like, oh, all week long. Babe, it's not even silverware. It's that plastic plastic forks knives that look like they're silverware babe This isn't even that who we could work top-top with a perfect sport Let's do this Wow, I can't believe

You know something's just falls to the cracks, you know, when you listen, when you have to plan things like ordering food and setting a table, things just fall to the cracks of those two tests that you're doing. So back to Luke, looks like I don't want it to be awkward, you know, I just want, I just want to know if you're upset because when I speak to you, it's not warm and fuzzy. Yeah, I was really uncomfortable with the way you spoke with Hannah.

I mean, like, whether you guys had a relationship or not, like you should still show her some respect, you know, he's like, oh, well, I usually am calm, you know, I normally look, I could have handled that differently. It's like one time a hot dish was ready, the oven dinged. I reached for it, burnt my hands, you know? Next time I'll wear mittens. Okay. I'll literally handle it differently, you know? Sierra, I'm attracted to who you are as a person, you know? Like I love that you're a nurse and you take care of people. I also love that you're a model. I think actually I mainly love that you're a model and you're just super hot, you know? and like you're a good catch, you know, you're like, it's like that time that we froze mom's hot dish and then like tossed it

around, you know, we played football with the hot dish and I would catch it and be like, that's a good catch. That's what you are. You're like a frozen hot dish that landed in my hands, okay. Basically, you're in like, you're an after school day when I would be out on the ice with dad and he, you know, drove a circle into the ice and we fish and, you know, you catch that first fish and I'm really excited for that first fish. My dad says, nah, throw it back. That's a Hannah. And then, you know, another fish comes along and it's big, gorgeous, juicy, you know,

that's the one you turn into the singing bass and put on the living room while. And that's you, Sierra, okay? You know, I just you know, I you know, I just don't want there to be too much gray or or any gray, you know what I'm saying I just want to be okay because when you do I'll divorce you. That's what I'm saying I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that I just landed this gig for being the new face of just for men So I was thinking that maybe you could try to be for Just For Women and then we could have a box romance. You know, that'd be really cool, right? Well, this gesture of delivery flowers is really sweet,

but I think we're just gonna be friends. Obviously, I'm still tolerating you, so there's a part of me like loves you to death at least. That's obviously I'm still tolerating you. Just the warmest words you could ever hope to hear. Yeah, that's for your like 10th anniversary renewal of vows. You know what I mean? If you're like Bronwyn and Sean.

Well, obviously I'm so taller, right? You. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, okay, this could be a lot harder than I thought. Okay. Mail model powers activate. So then we cut to Lindsay's scooping fries onto her plate,

just like just fury, fries of fury. And she's like, so what is this timeline date? What does this like mean to you with this timeline? Where's this date on the timeline for you? And he gives like this total bullshit answer. He's like, well, come into the house last year. It shows that it's been a year. And look how far we've come, because, you know, today's just been a crazy day, and I'm just happy to be here, and it's just the two of us, and I truly adore you.

And I want you to know that I'm making a better effort to try to spend time with you, and just to show how much I love you. I decide to give you this ketchup packet. It's the color of love. Brad. She's like, I appreciate the stinger. I decided to give you this ketchup packet. It's the color of love, red. She's like, I appreciate this dinner.

It was beautiful. Fish and chips. And he's like, am I doing something wrong here? Because I spent a lot of time on this. And if you're not enjoying it, I mean, I want you to be happy and you're not happy. Like, I'm literally excited to be here with you I'm like oh my butt vermin. Yeah, I am higher standards for our relationship than just going through the motions

And he's like so this is going through the motions Getting fish and chips take out that's about two hours old and a little soggy and tasting a little strange right now That's going through the motions. You really want this to be ruined. And Hannah's like, oh, it's getting heated downstairs. God, not the fish. Just like those fish and chips. Hahaha.

So now they're all watching. And then she's like, oh, I am appreciated. But it's been a year of dating. And it's my birthday. And not like, oh, what about every other day but it's been a year of dating. And it's my birthday. And not like, oh, what about every other day? I'm like, now you're going to do this, but what about every other day? And he's like, God, you appreciate this, but you're also saying it's going through the motions. And he's like, wow, it's like some consistency.

And he's like, I planned a lot for this and you literally glossed it over. Okay, I had to create a second door toash account because I got kicked off the first one. Do you know how hard that is? To have to go back to DoorDash when you've already made a fool of yourself the first time around? That's hard, that's a lot of work. I planned this. Oh, so it's my fault. She's like, you're ruining a great time.

I mean, you're saying we have all these problems that we don't even have Exposing problems If you don't like me exposing problems, and that's your problem I feel like I'm in a problem sandwich which by the way, I made for you how many problems sandwiches have you made for me? How many problems sandwiches have you made for me? And she's like, what I want is not dinner. Like, I don't want for you to set up something romantic and then I've wanted for a year. And now you're just gonna do it now. It's like, stop there.

Stop, stop, stop. Oh, now you're cutting me up. Now I'm not allowed to talk. He's like, first of all, you're talking the entire time. He goes, we went to Italy, we went on helicopters, we went on jet skis, he goes, oh, oh, when, guess what? You got the girl and it turns out you're not that guy. I'm like, Lindsay, this is why your relationships fail

because you are attracted to like grandiose gestures and this grandiose gestures are not scalable over the course of every single day of a relationship. And so then eventually people get exhausted and they also run out of money. They can't do it anymore. And sometimes their pandemics and then you feel like you've been lied to. It's also like you actually go through the motion. You need to get the fuck over yourself.

Like what is what have you done for him? Could you name some things you've done for him? Because if you'd actually done some great things for him, I'm sure we'd be hearing about it right now what you'd be making a list of them. I mean, I fucking broke me to the beach God She's so annoying. This is why you will be alone forever She needs to go through the motions. She actually needs to understand it like going through the motions is is actually like That's a good thing.

It means you're like enjoying each other's company. You know, like not everything has to be a helicopter ride, you know, to, I don't know New Jersey or something. Like you can also find joy and little things too. So he's like, oh great. So you just want to find, guess what? I'll just leave the house then. So it's my fault.

No, my fault. Oh, well, here we go. I say my feelings and he walks away. There were no feelings in that. Those were demands. Those were unstated demands that were not met. And it's like she's training a waiter. He literally forgot to silver.

OK. The food was cold and not what she wanted. And now she's mad that he wasn't predicting her needs. You know? Just go be a fucking restaurant and a manager and being your staff, because that's the only way you're ever going to be happy. Also, you shouldn't start fighting about the terrible birthday until the birthday's over,

because what if there had been like a helicopter that was on the way or something, you know? So he's based like, I acknowledged I could do a better job. Okay, and next time, next time, I will order utensils from Claude's. Okay, I acknowledge there's room for improvement, all right? And she's like, I can't enjoy my birthday. One fucking bit.

Ugh. Like, because you ruined it for yourself. So Danielle's watching and she's like, oh, I don't think that went well. It's here, it's ordering saves for the house. So Steven is grumbling and walking around the house. And he's like, this is so annoying. I'm gonna just get kicked in the dick over and over not gonna allow that I'm out

And he tells Kyle like nothing's good enough and I was like I love her But like this isn't the first time I've seen her quite frankly sabotage a relationship Mm-hmm, so now Lindsay's it Lindsay wants to go to Daniel's room and Daniel's like um, I'm pretty sure your presence in there I mean that was your present and she's like, I'm pretty sure your presence in there. I mean, that was your present. And she's like, I don't even care. Like, I don't need presence. Okay, I don't need presence.

All I need are presence. Okay, and I want a man who I don't have to train for once in my life. I don't want to have to tell someone what I need. I want him to anticipate it after a year of me saying it. So why do I just blame these things over and over again? All I want him to anticipate it after a year of me saying it. So why do I just blame you things over and over again? All I want are presents. And literally how you train a waiter anticipate their needs.

I mean, I can't believe that she actually uses the words. She's ridiculous. And the painting he made for her is amazing. And even when she sees it, she's like, that's not what I want. It's like, I want something special. He did give you something special. It's right there. He did anticipate it.

You're such an asshole. She wants something that she can put on the gram. That's what she wants. She wants something that makes people go, oh my God, she's so lucky. She's in the best relationship. I think she wants a wedding ring. And that's it.

If she's not going to get that ring, you know, like she doesn't even care about the guy. She doesn't care that she's not compatible to get that ring, you know, like she doesn't even care about the guy She doesn't care that she's not compatible with the guy. She doesn't care that she doesn't like the guy She's just using him for a fucking ring so she doesn't feel older with her pathetic, which is she got a rare pathetic, you know She got a ring there engaged. I'm not in ring. Oh She never she never specified. You're like, she's a guy. And Ronda's like, oh my God, I had she got engaged. So get in your life.

Get more of a life that it's not based on getting married. Who cares? You're so ridiculous putting an expiration date on yourself. Like you're a fucking carton of milk. Grow up. So, uh, yeah, Daniel, ridiculous putting an expiration date on yourself like you're a fucking carton of milk. Grow up. So, yeah, Danielle based, Danielle actually sums it up pretty well, which is that she says that this night was a Hail Mary

that Lindsay didn't even realize she was throwing, and so how could she even even catch that, you know? And Danielle is like, Lindsay has to come to terms that this is just not working. So instead, let's go find the D. Y'all I'm still gonna push that. Gonna push the D. Gonna push that, that's totally fine. Nope. So Stephen really is leaving. And, Lindsay's going, why do I have to constantly praise someone for doing their job? Which again, not his job, you idiot. So

he's like, don't refer to that as like a job, which totally is like, it's totally, is the word reductive. I don't know what it is, but it kind of just takes all the love out of a relationship if you just refer to your partner as like doing a job. Doing his job, yeah. So Carl's like, I feel sorry for Stravy. And he's like, you know what? This is so a summer house way to break up. He goes, I'm getting out of her timeline. Okay. And you know that the producers,

producers really don't care because they let them go. You know, normally if it had been someone who was like central or interesting on the show, the producers would probably like intervene, but they're like, oh good, now we can get our apple grate back from his desk. I know. And because she can even have the dresses out of butter. And then he throws a little Amazon box across the room. I was like, well, you know, she does have a point on how touching you are. You know, I was like, yeah, look at this

fine clothing I bought you off Amazon. How dare you treat me like this. Does it even matter how I feel and what I need or is it only a what he feels and what he needs? I'm like uh pretty sure it's only been about what you feel and what you need. Yeah. So then page and Amanda are talking and Amanda's like so has Hannah said anything? They hear all the yelling and screaming at the background of Steven's leaving and crying. All this is going as she goes, all right, I mean to stop talking about myself. The most self-aware moment in the history of reality TV. So Stravi is getting in the car and kind of like, I'm like my mom tearing up. And then Lindsay's crying.

He's like, you can do whatever he wants. And Daniel, are you serious? You okay with them walking out right now? Wow, we lost two guys in one episode because Karl left and now Stravys left. We had a friend break up, a relationship break up. Karl's going through his shit. Things have happened and Luke got lilies. So it's just, there's a lot going on.

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