Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday

Episode Date: April 26, 2019

Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Irvine, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, Baltimore and Nashville. Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi. How's it going? Good at Summer House Day. There's never a bad summer house day. Never. There's never a bad day to have summer house, especially since it's so good this season. And honestly, I thought it was better than Vanderpump rules this week for the second weekend row. Yep. And if you guys love summer house as much as we do, well, you're welcome. There are two new summer house shirts available at Crappenswirtch.com. We have straight in the rosé and rosé old date. Right for Sunch and dinner. Rosé all day. You can go get those shirts for the next month or so over at Krapinsmerch.com.

We are also still touring America. We're going to be in Irvine, which is Orange County. So get your bets down there. We're going to be there in May and we're going to be recording the recapping the first episode of the new season of Southern Charme. And then after that, we are going to Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Nashville, and Baltimore. So go get your tickets at www.watchocrapins.com for those. Yeah. So for today, we're talking summer house. So go get your tickets at watchocrapins.com for those. Yeah. So for today, we're talking Summer House.

And one thing that Rodney and I were discussing last night, I realized I still have my notes from two weeks ago. And I was like looking at them and looking at my old Summer House notes out of context was hilarious. I was just looking through it. And if you just like pick random lines of notes, it's just was hilarious. I was just looking through it and if you just like pick random lines of notes, it's just like hilarious. So for instance, like I'll just pick a random one, Lindsay, she's not normally as put together. Wait, what episode was this? 306, right? I don't remember,

but it was from like two weeks ago. Uh, summer house, 306. Lies, you have the lawn. Getting Naomi about serving food in the Hamptons. I think we can definitely pull it off. That's what I wrote. I wrote Carl summer free. Uh, Jordan, how does that feel? 11 30 a.m. kitchen. Where's Danielle?

Carl. I know your nipples are hard? What makes a woman feminine? Kyle looks like he has a Snapchat filter on. Sometimes relationships fall on the sword. Carl pulling page aside. You going out tonight to hang out with Lindsay? What did you guys talk about? Carl. And I think a line that's probably in every single one Kyle I'm hungry and thorny and then right after that Carl dances with fat dude Page says she likes pancakes. Let's go pancakes Ma'am babe it's happening My dad is coming to pick me up savage. I want to go like here Albany pussy

I'll tell them what they want to hear, but I made out with three girls Carl I need to get fired all the time and then I wrote you do Safe Barx party is the biggest night in the Hamptons Morning, did you make out with three chicks? I did silence Morning, did you make out with three chicks? I did. Silence. Um, I see a lot of myself in you. I was a tomboy.

I didn't shave my legs. I was in ROTC. You're just going to fart in the bed and walk away. Um, no offense. Taylor Swift isn't that good. Carl says something, but I don't care. I'd like you to punish me over dinner. Put you in on me.

Oh my God. This show. Yeah. So really work. Classic. It really were. It actually makes more sense when you read all these things out of context. It makes about as much sense as the show. I was taking notes last night.

Why is this show, it's like taking notes on Warren piece. You have to pause it every five seconds to figure it because it cuts back and forth so fast. Yeah, it's so dense. It's more dense than below deck because below deck is a dense show where they jump all around and there's like a million things happening all at once. But the difference is that it's like a million things happening on blow deck all at once, but you become like really invested and like you're into it. You're like, why isn't someone wiping down that railing right now? Someone's a slacker. Someone should be fired. And this one, it's like, oh, look, someone walked into the living room. Yeah, at least there's someone in the kitchen.

At least three times an episode. I write write why am I writing this? But I'm so into it. I'm so into it and I I also funny that Like speaking of below deck I was watching it and I kind of this thing to myself is is page what Kate was like when she was You know a young 20 something because I kind of feel like I can see page growing up to be Kate like once page Just is deals with enough douchebags, she's just gonna become Kate. No, I think that you have to be kind of raised the same way. Because Kate can only be Kate after slinging fucking food

and being someone's, like being rich people's mates. Like, there's a certain kind of bitterness and hatred towards the world that can only come from the service industry. And Paige gets her parents pay gets her parents pay her rent. You know what I mean? So like there's not ever going to be that real understanding of how terrible humanity is until you deal with it on a service level. Do you think that Kate and Paige would get a long in person?

Or like, are they like to to like I can see them getting along really well, but I could also see it the other way around where they'd be like, like, I don't know what's wrong with her. She has such an attitude and then Kate being like, she thinks she like knows it all and she like really doesn't know it all. I do. Yeah, I think Kate would kill her. I think Kate would struggle. Okay. Okay. I'd be open to seeing it happen. She'd want to strangle her at first, but then like everybody she'd like end up liking her by the end. That's true too. I think see I can imagine Hannah and Paige not getting along well, but I feel like Paige and Kate would get along well.

Well, no one on this show works that hard, so I say get off the boat. Yeah, well I hope everyone really enjoyed my theoretical Kate Blow Deck Summer House crossover fanfic. The fanfic. Just watching page like clean salt off a window. So I mean I would be there for that. Well here's a thing like page would be a really good like thirds do because I think that she would like make the beds perfectly well. And then she would essentially like make fun of all the guests. I think that like a Kate, Josiah, page interior would kind of be amazing. Um, I don't, I, I, you're like, please stop this,

man. I don't want to talk about this. I'm out of this. I'm out of this below deck. Please stop. I'm out of it. Okay. It's below deck crossover agenda. I'm not taking it anymore. Okay. We have enough below deck. I just got. I just got my vacation for the last below deck and the next below decks coming up. Okay. Let me have my below deck vacation. The deck is the vacation. Okay. In my mind. Okay. So here we start on July 28th. Christmas in July. Okay, so here we start on July 28th, Christmas in July. This is a five-and-a-bub rosé. Lisa van der Pompus, betting a cute little doggy in the window.

Ha-ha-ha. Not Van D'Kallanda, every day you open up another door behind it is Gina. So, yeah, it's Christmas in July, and Jordan is like having a great time. He's like, I just want to wish me a happy birthday And there's like no one around him. Did you notice that? He's just taking shots by himself in the middle of that bubble bath in the pool which again, you know Fuck you guys someone has to clean that you know they can have to drink the pool now

It's better than that tea party that they had last year, okay? That that history they're learning they had last year, okay? That is true. They're learning. They're learning very slowly, but they're learning. They're twinks dancing in the living room, so you can tell if this party is really next level, if the twinks are dancing. I know.

We finally get some twinks for Steven, and he's not even here to enjoy it. See, that's rude. That's past progressive on behalf of the production company. They're like, we're going to fire Steven, and then we're going to bring in twinks. That's not fair to Steven. Yeah, it's not. That's past progressive on behalf of the production company. They're like, we're gonna fire Steven and then we're gonna bring in Twinks. That's not fair to Steven. Yeah, it's not fair, you guys. That's not nice. We get different cuts of everybody partying at their Christmas party. And then we are back with Carl and Lindsay having a private talk where Lindsay's like, you're gonna be with the girl, you're gonna figure it out, Carl, like,

figure it out, and he's like, oh, like, the page thing, like, I'm like, it out Carl like figure it out now and he's like oh like the page thing like I'm like so over it No fans, but like I'm the best thing. She's ever gonna find again. So yeah Yeah, I mean she could try to put her weight on other people But like when she puts her weight on me. She's gonna realize I'm the best. She's ever had And then just like what I do with Avra, I put on eyes, ever on the rocks. Get it? Ever. And then the other great, you know, Paige and Hannah are still listening at the door. They're like, oh my god, she said, put it on eyes. And Carl's like, she Carl tells us, she's like, oh, I've been vulnerable. And I've been nice. So, no, I've played it cool. And I've been vulnerable and I've been nice. So no, I've played it cool

And I've legitimately embarrassed myself. I'm like is this before you were trying to court page because it all applies So then page and handler like oh my god That's gonna talk about it and so mad I'll yeah Page is like um that girl Lensy said to ice her which means me that's not nice and Amanda's like Yeah, she was like If you're not in the way Kyle

Like she didn't even suggest that carl make guacamole for you, which is obviously step one Hey, it's like whatever we like that Like like that doesn't work, okay? Like like you know what like he's acting like he's put whatever we made that. Yeah, I'm happy. Like, that doesn't work. Okay. Like, like, you know what? Like he's acting like he's put all this work onto it. And like he's only sorted with me. Like, put some effort into it.

Okay. I've got a busy life. I need to hear from you. Yeah. I'm having a good time. You don't owe him anything. All right. Ace.

Right. Yeah. I. Looks like in your relationship, you've've both scored zero which in tennis is ironically love Love love Two loves don't make a right So then come back to Carla Lindsay and Karol's like, um basically Lindsay like you're my sister and she's like, I'm of course Your sister Rita It's like, I'm of course your sister Rita

It's like but like oh But I want to have sex with you. She's like So then Jordan is like I feel great about being 30. I'm killing it at my career I can get any girl that I want it can only get better from here also. I can't get any girl I want Also, I just spent the morning masturbating to church in bed alone. Also, tonight, I'm probably going to go to bed with Azibra in my bed. At least I can get something hard. Yeah. So then, then we see Lindsay. She's just dancing in the phone like she's doing DDR, my dance dance revolution. Did you notice this? She's like, single Lindsay dancing in the phone, bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce.

Yeah, she does that thing with Danielle with that. I'm like, I'm having so much fun. We're like, we're dancing in the living room. I'm dancing in the background. Yeah, I feel like they're really trying to push a dance agenda on us. And I'm not believing it. You're not going to convince me you're having that much fun. The more you dance, the less fun I believe you're having. Especially when you're doing like Charlie Brown dancing and just like lifting your arms up

and like shaking your head around. It's like it was like a Fisher Price thing trying to dance. Yeah. So Danielle is like trying to get in on both the English guys at this point. She's going to be working that B. Yeah. So Hannah, Hannah, Hannah tells us say she's going to be working that B. Yeah.

So Hannah, Hannah, Hannah tells that. She's like, um, Lindsey told me to just come to her when I mad. So like, now I'm going to do that because I've heard things. So I'm going to come directly to her. And now it's her job to show me she won't be a raging bitch. Yeah. So we'll see how that goes. Obviously not well.

So Hannah like pulls Lindsey aside and is like, there's a miscommunication going on throughout the house where people overheard you and think that you're like talking about a page to Carl and everything and saying that Carl should ice page out. And Lindsay's like, I'm being Carl's friend and I'm talking to Carl because I'm known for... Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It's time for people going around this fucking house again. Okay, I don't have time. Okay. I got Jolan. I got Ambra. I got Phome. I have to do a dance in. I don't have time for this. We're on the high school handle and I'm gonna doll or not having lunch with you. There's like a really big age difference going on here and a maturity situation and I'm sorry but I cannot be mature right now.

Yeah, so she grabs Lindsay goes to Carl's like Carl, Splash it Carl! And she grabs him and then Hannah runs up the stairs to tell the girls so she's on the upstairs catch with the girls and they're all wasted. By the way we should say that Lindsay is like if you have a problem handle it like an adult and then cut her bank car you come over here So the girls are drunk on the couch upstairs and Hannah's like um I asked her if she was talking shit and she said no and the page is Okay, okay, and Amanda's like um yeah, she was just saying ice out pants car and it's like, oh, yeah, she was just saying ice out, and Carl.

So then Carl and Lindsay are talking. He's like, there's a thing I'm talking, shout out. Kyle just stumbles up and he's like, hey, I'm just here for the moral support. And I'm a Christmas tree right now. And Lindsay keeps on like pushing to sort of messages. She's like, I have no time for this.

I have no time for this. Okay, they're young. They're young. I have no time and they're young. They're young and have time. I'm old now time for this. I'm like, you're at a summer house. You have literally all the time.

You are spending a weekend in luxury. Yeah, this is not how I got the Taco Contract. Yeah. Right now, when I had the Taco Contract, I didn't have a lot of time. Okay, no time going straight for the rosé. I'm going upstairs because I heard there's a committee. Okay. Yeah, I mean, the entire door.

Face. So she leaves and Carl and Carl are like, geez, and Carl goes, look, like, the page just doesn't like me. Like, she's like 25. I'm like some old dude, and that's fun. Like, I haven't had sex in three months, so bro. And Karla's like, no, I haven't had longer, I haven't had sex longer than three minutes

in three minutes, does that count? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now the girls are upstairs, just like talking about the whole conversation, you know, and Lindsay walks up there and she's like Page I want you to know right now. I don't talk shit

Unless your name is report our Christina Gibson reporting live from the committee upstairs I'm just like I'm okay. You're coming in really aggressively What are we having a fucking committee here? What is this a committee? Like, what is this? A committee? Like, this is a committee. Is this a committee?

It's not a committee. Like, you know what, I'm getting advice from a friend and you guys have like a committee. Like, that's Apple on like, come, many. She's so mad. And she just says committee a million times. And the all on like, cummity. She's so mad. And she just says committee a million times.

And the man is like, I'm dancing and I'm talking shit when you're like fuck her. I'm putting her on high sleep with the fish. She's like, hey, welcome, Molly. And it's just like, that is me giving advice to my friend. I don't need to have a committee about it.

Let's go. What is this, that gong, come, Molly, come on, come in here. I don't think so. I'm going straight for the rosé because I'm not on the rosé committee apparently. I'm sorry, not sorry. Don't have time.

You're young committee. I would really appreciate it if you don't say, let's go to me. Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. So Paige goes home with the committee. The committee had a meeting and we've decided that let's go has been banned from somewhere else.

Yeah, except for the song which we love. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. So Danielle goes up to Carl and Carl. She's like, oh, guys, apparently everyone's like yelling at each other right now. Because apparently Paige apparently overheard something, Coral said about me getting Dion Christmas Yeah, the decommidies actually meeting upstairs. Oh This didn't get the memo on that one so that is listening to Lindsay tell off page at the door and Jordan's like I thought this was about celebrating my birthday.

And all the girls I can clearly get that no one's gonna see. So Lindsay's, so Lindsay's scolding page is like, um, everyone needs to grow up including Carl. This is how adult relationships work. If you have a problem with someone you can front that person Directly you don't go you don't talk to the entire house. That's very Mid-off-Skull. Oh, okay, let's see. And she's like yelling. She's having a fucking cow, which is hilarious and page is like One time Carl told me Vinci threatened to kill him and he believed her and at the time I just laughed but like

Now I'm worried I guess you could chalk that up to youthful innocence, right? Because I'm so much younger than her and at the time I just laughed but like now I'm worried. I guess you could chalk that up to youthful innocence right because I'm so much younger than her. Look at her old hag. She's like, um, what Lindsey, I'm just mad that Carl is trying to make it seem like I'm leading him on. Okay, I'm not leading him on. She is then why am I taking is Stuffed out of them all and we heard it like he's drinking a beer and cast like this is a perfect snapshot of why I love Amanda Yeah, yeah, you go get wasted with you. Yeah, he goes This is what I this is what I love about Amanda. She doesn't take life too seriously And it's like have you seen the season Kyle You ever do that again Kyle I'm of independent woman Kyle Kyle

He's sick a nap Kyle Kyle why don't you have a nap Kyle Soon we cut back to page and Lindsay and pages like I get it your friends I'm just annoyed that Carl comes to you and says he put like six weeks into this like dating me relationship and like we have one day Okay, so like I feel like you saying I turn that to me to me and then he's like, but I was wanting to what he's telling me and I know I'm like heated right now But like guess what I don't like Come maybe It's like a yearbook committee, which is offensive because I don't understand what years are or how to read books, okay? Well, I was on the your book committee so...

And we definitely would not have put your photo in it. You know that page had so much joy in like not featuring her enemies on the your book committee? You know, she just like quietly sat there and watched someone like they get the your book and they leave through like optimistically waiting for their photo and like, oh, it's just just I'm only in the Classbook. It's just like a little gray face like when you don't upload your picture to Facebook. Well not found. It's like a broken JPEG thing. So Hannah and her British guy Dave are making out in the inflatable swan and Amanda decides to tell us that she and Kyle have just been

great lately. They're just great. In case you didn't get the update from five minutes to go, they're great. They're great. Everything's great. I think we've like totally moved forward. Everything is fine. We're happy. Everything is awesome. So then now the party's winding down so we get a new tricky song. We own the night. We own the night. We own the night. We own the night. We own the night.

So Kyle's peeing and everyone's getting ready to go out for the night and Jordan comes in to the bathroom and he's like, Hey, what's up? And then he looks at his dick and crowd's like, uh, oh, oh, oh. And he's like, how do you actually pee in that thing? Because Kyle's still dressed like a Christmas tree. But he's like, literally standing there a beat too long and looking down on a beat too long.

Like, we've seen this gate porn before. And Kyle is picking up on it. I'm gonna point it out to you, I think. Christmas tree costume porn. Oh, yeah, it's a very popular genre. Christmas tree costume porn. Oh, yeah, it's a it's a very Patelage on a Christmas tree cosplay porn. Yeah, huge hot. Yeah. Um, oh Jordan, I mean, I just don't really even know what to say about this except that I would have looked at Kyle's dick, but I am gay. So I'm not really sure what to say about it. I don't understand. I think Jordan's just trying really hard to fit it and he thought

as he'd be like hilarious at that moment. Yeah. So then Hannah and Danielle are playing British chicken, which is like, pod me, pod me, pod me, pod me. I'm sorry, I was in your lane. Apologies. We drive on the other side of the street here dear. Oh, pod me. The first one to say Basil loses. Basil, oh, we both said it at the same time, didn't we? loses. We both said at the same time, didn't we? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Diss and Tell.

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How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So then, um, Paige pulls a sidecar all. And in the meantime Danielle is just making out with this Maxi guy. She's like going hard on Max, which you know you go girl good for you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And she's like remember the time I made out with Jordan on the 4th of July. No Daniel you haven't mentioned that. Why are you forcing us to remember that? Why you got maxed let's not go into the past all right. It's like this so so much better so much so much better so much more deep potential. So page pulls aside Carl as he said and she's

like, um, I heard that you were talking to Lindsay saying that you've like put in like a lot of work and that like you're the best I'm ever going to get and Carl goes, yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. You did say that. He's like, yeah, totally like 100%. okay, and then he tells us he goes I took you to pancakes Yeah, I've spent every waking moment on the weekend with you Sorry, I didn't call you every minute during the week, but I'm doing adult things like trying to find a job and emphasize the word Pancakes. Yeah, looking out pancake recipes trying to find out who Mrs. Butterworth actually is. How much is Mrs. Butterworth actually worth? Okay, adult things He's like, why are you even listening to my conversation?

She's like, um, because I heard you say my name and so I've listened and then you're saying like you put in six weeks of effort in this relationship What are you talking about? Okay, like work is texting at 8 a.m. in the morning, okay? That's work, that's putting in work, Carl. Do I have to actually text you at 8 a.m. on a summer Friday, because I like to take those? Oh, so she's like, it's like hard for me to just turn it on the weekend after being ignored all week, okay, Carl?

Because I'm traditional and like, I'm never gonna text first, okay? We've been on Wednesday and I'm not texting first. I guess I'm just like used to girls who are like infatuated with me with me. You were like I like putting my weight on you, you know, I'm saying Who want more life, you know, but like part of me part of me wants to blame page and like part of me wants to blame myself Like why should I have to make us so hard for me to be with her? So be with her like why so hard? I'm like Carl

Because you are a fuck boy and she wants to make sure she hard for me to be with her. Be with her, like why so hard? I'm like Carl, because you are a fuck boy and she wants to make sure she's not just with a fuck boy. Like if you're saying that you wanna be with her, she's wanna make sure that you actually are like, like doing what you're saying. And so far, you haven't been. Yeah. The power of page compels me.

Yeah. Gents. So he's like, well, I don't like seriously, like I don't even know how to date anymore seriously She's like, oh, okay, well moving forward. We're gonna talk during the week and that's how we're gonna move forward with morning text Okay, yeah, it again, it am prompt and she tells us well, I mean look I do like Carl He's just like a cute little puppy, but you have to train puppies. No, that's not that's not how it works Okay, you don't train a man to not be a total jackass

That's why you have to they have to come like that. Okay, right. Yeah, you shouldn't have to you should not have to train them I mean This is one case where you can take Carl to Shelley tour or I like if it's not working out We approve that you can give them a haircut You know what I mean like you can like change their DVR choices, but you can't just like give someone a new personality, okay? That's a myth. Stop talking to each other. Hey, Paige, I peed all over the floor. Yeah. I need to be trained. Puppy outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Well, wolf. Yeah, pitch. So they're getting ready to go out and Carl is literally wearing a warning color. He's wearing yellow neon like a

caution sign. It's bad time he finally telegraphed what he will be all should know about how much more on the nose can this guy be? So they all go out and then it's like party party party iPhone footage because we're not allowed to have real cameras And then at like one forty in the morning everyone comes back and Carl is on probation apparently he's like, hey, gee, you love me. No Carl. Just go away. Yes I'm testing Carl right now like I'm lying under the Christmas tree. He's lying under the Christmas tree. Will the Christmas tree text me? Okay. So Danny Ellen Maxx are like making out in the kitchen and Jordan goes to bed alone with

the zebra. He put, he's like, this will be hilarious. I'm going to put the zebra in my bed. And they're going to think it's hilarious on the show. So then, Y'all gets in bed with British Max, and he's like, my boxus is still wet, she's like, show me, and I'm like, that's not hot. Yeah, he's like, you can feel them, she's like, okay, but he's hot so I'll allow. It's like, it's like swamp crotch from earlier in the day. She's like, yeah!

Yeah! Surprise, I wouldn't've gone to Commando at that point? Like, he went out with web boxers? Yeah, I guess. I mean, I believe what I see on TV. So, a man is like, oh my god, hello, fellow, she's in the yard.

And then it's like, commercial break, and when we come back from commercial, Hannah's walking into the house. I was like, oh great Great suspense you guys put us there. I didn't even try to like make a thing out of it Didn't try to like string it out. They're like and she's back. Yeah, her pinky So she makes Dave sleep on the couch But she still loves that he went with her to the hospital instead of going out with his friends And I just saw is this where we've come to in life

That a girl is actually impressed that a guy she's dating doesn't just ditch her in the emergency room to go out with his friends and I just saw is this where we've come to in life. That a girl is actually impressed that a guy she's dating doesn't just ditch her in the emergency room to go out with his friends. I mean, come on man, let's make a little more effort. Maybe she just didn't expect him to be such a gentleman when she's so ratchet, ratchet. Hey, um, I want to play some tennis. I'm looking for my ratchet. So ratchet broke my pinky and the Hamptons. Oh, so So it's the next morning and like Max is naked getting enough bed

But then he and Daniel decide to have more sex and then in walks Lindsay with her hair all messy And as soon as she walked in it like eating the morning or whatever. I was like I'm sure she does like this has to be, I have to be ever. It's like, team is on the other side of the world. And I am me. And I get out. I spoke to the committee and they approved me for another. I want to.

And then y'all is still boating that guy. Yeah. So Hannah tell us what happened with her pinky. She's like, so we were getting an Uber and then Dave was like, the Uber's here. So when I ran after the Uber and then there was like a cattle great. There was literally a cattle great. And I fell and I broke my pinky. And I was like, I'm never going to play tennis again. So ratchet. And then Amanda goes, that's how they catch cattle she's yeah like I'm literally

tumble than a cow so then they're all cleaning up and everything and Lindsay um Lindsay's you know checking it which I don't know if they're cleaning up who cares like I wrote a bunch of shit down so then they get getting ready for brunch because that's all they do it's like party and eat you know it's a part party party party party party clean brunch party party party clean brunch. Go ahead and sit. So they go to brunch and the waiter's like, hello, welcome to brunch and they're like, oh, it's a birthday brunch for this guy and Jordan and the waiter goes, happy birthday, sir. And he goes, 30 thanks. Yeah, I was like, I was like, he didn't actually ask Jordan. There was not actually a lot of interest on the waiter's part. He's

deals with these breakfast these up birthday brunches every single day. He doesn't care. Yeah Jordan's like yep it's a big one. Thanks a lot waiter. You might know me from hinge. Not a good one. You may know me because you probably heard the stories about how last night I was literally making out with the girl and I got so excited I kicked her in the gut. She fell through the window into the pool, drowned, came back to life, but still haunted the house now. So now we gotta get a new house. I mean, it's crazy what happens around me.

It is like nuts. Like I saw this girl and I like made out with her, but then I accidentally fell down and decapitated her with my teeth. But then I took her head and I put it on another girl. Well, it wasn't really a girl. It was a statue of a girl, but then the statue turned into a real girl and we made out all night. It was nuts. The craziest thing happened the other night actually.

I was taking Uber back from the borrower as many as about five to eight girls. And the Uber driver had this like crazy white hair and he was like, where we're going? We don't even need roads. the Uber like picked up flew off and then I saw this when we landed there's this like really hot girl so started making out with her turns out she's my daughter and it was already 15 years from now crazy so it's not that far off from what he really says because Hannah's trying to get the gossip from everybody

Enjoying tells him I'm at the love of my life last night. I didn't even get her number Like I didn't make out with her actually. I made out with the girl sleeping on the couch at our party Dude, that's called rape. Okay, it's called sexy assault. Okay. I know Make yourself look better if you're gonna lie about something Also, you can't be like the most eligible Bachelor on hinge and not get a girl's number. I'm sorry. I think part of being like like an amazing catch is like knowing how to actually catch things And I'm not talking about SDD's I'm talking about numbers catch a number Yeah, so everybody is totally just ignoring him now like nobody buys it at all, you know. And so Hannah talks about her guy

and then asks him about Danielle because Danielle's like, oh, is anybody gonna ask me about the D, okay? I got some D last night and no one seems to care about it. Three times last night this morning, then into shower, then after the shower, then when I was putting my shoes back on the C-Rack and the closet.

It's like okay Daniel. Yeah, but we see like video evidence of all of it and like the first one when they were having sex, she's like, it was like whoa, whoa, okay, Dan, Dan, she got the D. Yeah, she got a lot of that. So then she's like, um, but like, can we not gloss over the page was I also go out on a double day without saying the guy earlier. I'm page because, um, yeah, and I said yes to it, but then I saw I'm making out with Dan, you know, in the pool and I canceled that date. Yeah. And she's also like, um,

also like I had to deal with the fact that you were talking about me to Carl, so basically, Hurricane Hubbard took me to my rail wedding. And yes, I did just turn you into a hurricane. Oh, who decided that? Was that like my committee? That's like not cool. Yeah. And Paige is like, I guess I just have a different relationship than us, Carl.

And Carl's like, oh, yeah, we're building something strong. Pancakes. You ever built a pancake before? It's awesome. It's like, like, pancake builder. We're putting something strong. Pancakes. You ever built a pancake before? It's awesome. It's all my like, did pancake builder. So then everyone's like, oh, Lindsey, guys, you should have totally had sex with Dave in my room instead of making him sleep on the couch, because I was in my room with anybody around me.

And they're like, where were you? She's like, um, let's armor. Armor? With armor? Yeah, guys. I know. I know. You all really care.

I was with armor. I got needs too. Like, sometimes I go straight for the rosé. I, doesn't take care of all your needs. So, like, I have needs too. And I have got needs too. So, like, they're young. I don't have time, but I have needs. Okay, roséé committee. I'm not putting all my eggs in my hamen basket

It's just cracked me up. I don't know why that sentence made me laugh I'm not putting my eggs in hamen's basket. I don't think I want to see what these eggs look like They all are probably like wearing like little red tank tops with likeilly sleeves. They're probably trying to pity strangle each other. What is this? Like a committee of eggs? I don't know if it's committee. The next brilliant song. We live together, we die together, we boot together for rapper and rapper. That's like all right. So that's during the week of summer house where everybody pretends to have a job. Yeah, where people talk onto dead cell phones.

So Lindsay's like, I need a bring like, I don't know people, I don't know, and that's like a mega committee. I don't know if I'm for that. And Jordan's like, our retention rate is 30%. So right now I'm concentrating on,

how do I get the brand awareness out there with relatable content? Oh my God, throw yourself down a flight of stairs. Then page, pages like, I think I'm gonna do two looks this weekend. I wanna have like a really pretty look. And then I also wanna like sit in the chair. So that's gonna be my look.

Look number two is me sitting in a chair. Yeah, I'm gonna do a chair shoot, okay? Is that good? Can we arrange a chair? Are we able to find a can we source a chair? So Kyle goes to see some hot chick and I'm like, uh oh Kyle, but it's the jeweler. Yeah, it's like Jordan and Brewster, but that she's a jeweler, something like that. Yeah, she's super pretty and Kyle's like, oh, we've gotten an apartment and we're starting a business together. So like, she's not even going to think I have enough money to buy her a ring. I'm sure she thinks like there's no way I'm here buying her a ring. And she's like, Kyle, why is your GPS say you're a reddering dealer?

So Kyle is like, he's like spilling his heart out to the jeweler. He's like, yeah, I made a lot of mistakes and like, I don't think she trusts me. But like we're starting a business now. And I think that like, we got started in business and we're like getting an apartment. And so like the last thing I think she trusts me, but like we're starting a business now And I think that like we got started in business and we're like getting an apartment And so like the last thing I think she'd expect but I did she don't her so like I wanted to trust me again But like she's awesome because she doesn't take life too seriously and like makes amazing guacamole and then like the jeweler's just like So that will be like $25,000. Yeah, this is this time and look at you Yeah, this is this time and look at you. Thanks. Thanks. I don't care. So then at pages apartment, you know, we've we've liked pages to be getting, but I mean, she has a pink Caroline Stambury neon sign in her room. That's pretty nice. No.

It actually, you know, one thing is that her room did sort of remind me of like the home section of urban outfitters. And so I love that home section. That's like my favorite home section. outfitters and so I love that home sex. That's like my favorite home sex. Well, I'm always wondering like who gets that stuff. It's Paige. Yeah. She's like, would you like to have your fortune told by the magic eight ball made out of lead instead of black plastic? Thanks. Would you like to play a novelty edition of Jeopardy? Because I have that right here. I want to spend some actual records because I have a record player. Would you like to sit in like my clear plastic chair? Because I have that right here. I want to spend some actual records because I have a record player. Would you like to sit in like my clear plastic chair? I have that right here as well.

So Amanda comes over because Nashia is a key. She got it through Secret Santa Guest and she's like, oh my god, my king work. Check it out. I would give you a fake key Amanda. Go. I know. Then pages like I love that I have like my own apartment. Like it just feels really

great. I mean, my parents totally pay for the rent, but like, it's cool. Yeah. Any man is like, here we are in film call this week. Check, um, yeah. Um, luck. On the weekend, he said, uh, he'll call or text or whatever, and then Tuesday came no text. And then Wednesday came, no text. You say one thing and you do a completely different thing and that doesn't make me want to date you. So I'm done. Would you like a drink of tea

for this plastic matching tea glass with cookie monster on it, ironically? Okay. Okay. Would you like to rest your back on this pillow that has an image of an ironic kitty sagal? Um, so she's like, oh, and it's really hard. Oh, because a man is like, what about Lindsay yelling at you?

That was rough. She's like, yeah, like it's really hard to fight with someone seven years older than you that's screaming in your face. I love all the age jamming that goes on between these women. It's so great. It's so great. And seven years, I mean, my God, I have friends who are like 15 years younger than me. I don't think it's that weird. It's I don't think it's yeah, I don't think it's like it's hard to like it's not like it's not like Lindsey is some school. Marm. Well, I mean, take the school out of it. She's a mom. Yeah, that's a mom.

She's a mom. Total mom. Classic mom. She's a committee hating mom. So meanwhile, we then go to New Hampshire, where Kyle is going to visit his parents because his birthday always falls on Kyle Cook family reunion week, which always looks so fun. And I want to go sometime. So we see Jane and Peter who are his parents.

And they're like, is he going to be 36 or 35? I'm just, I got a stop to string getting. Because honestly, I can't remember numbers anymore. That's like, well, how long have we had that turtle? Because he said when he's going to get settled, and he's taking that turtle. So we got that when he was in what, 90, we've had that turtle 19 years. Let's do the math based on the turtle.

All right. So the turtle came in somewhere in the 90s. What was that? The 80s. Oh God, the turtle. Hey, turtle, how long have you been here before? So cow comes and the mom's like, he, and he's like, my mom's a retired teacher. So she has no filter. Kyle, take your goddamn turtle out of this house. I'm sick of

feeding it. Was watching this one having sex in the kitchen. I love that pressure. Like she's she really is serious. She's like, um, you said you take that turtle. Did you get a proof for your new apartment? And he's just staring at the turtle. Like, Oh, you said you take that turtle. Did you get a proof for your new apartment and you're just staring at the turtle? Like, oh geez. This turtle's like, take me with you. Kyle, this turtle wasn't supposed to last more than seven years. And we've been keeping it alive for 19 years.

It wants to go with you. Okay, just let it go with you. It does, it looks like a little dog that's trying to get to his owner. You know, he's like, Hi, hi. He's like swinging towards Kyle, trying to get out of the glass. It, he's like, Oh, hi, hi. He's like swimming towards Kyle trying to get out of the glass. It's like a terrible version of homework bound.

Just this turtle. It's like I'm trying to get to my owner, but unfortunately being a turtle, I can't get much farther than my tank. I like to see America in the meantime, but that's not gonna happen. So if I could just make it to an outer borough of New York City, I'd be great. So he tells him he got a ring. He did get approved for the apartment and he

got a ring. And the mom's like, wonderful, God, I love that Amanda. And he's like, yeah, well, you know, what made me do it is the stress of the challenges we've occurred. It's like, what the fuck? And the mom's like, we are raising your fucking turtle. Okay, don't talk to us about challenges She's like winning a chain to stay with your big fancy city where it's cow and he's like well a part of me Is wanting to get engaged because I don't want her to question my commitment, you know because over a year ago I cheated on Amanda And she's like, whoa Kyle! Kyle, I mean, you are the most committed person I know,

aside from the fact that you did get this turtle and then left it behind. There's a lot of people around faithful Kyle. Look, I had a hard time being faithful myself. And when Dad and I got engaged, he said, he wants to make sure I wouldn't be 100% faithful. And I said, you know what? I'll try my hardest. And guess what he said. That's not good enough.

So I've been faithful. He calls like, whoa, that was a lot of information. The tons of information, mother of Jesus. The turtle's like, oh my god, if I have to hear this story one more time 19 years for what for what Kyle missed the ultimate question though Which is how successful were you with that because obviously I've got a lot from you, you know Am I related to dad? That's what I want to know yeah so Kind of like yeah, I'm gonna definitely do it now and then they start talking about the product and they taste his lover boy product.

And she goes, no. A lot of products are like most of your relationships. They don't succeed. So. What are we gonna do? You always gotta start over, you know? And you know what, we're proud of you. You know what?

Because being an entrepreneur is hard, and you do it, you do it again, and we're really proud of you. So here's what you gotta do for the turtle. Okay, you gotta feed it three times a day. Washa's tank once a week. Don't touch it, you'll get Salmonella. So this was a really long scene,

which is weird for a summer house. Yeah. What is going on? So then we find out because we go over to Lindsay, his face- at Rhonda. Hey, y'all. Another mother, but like, I don't know my mom's like, oh, and Rhonda,

a r. She's my insomnia. For those of you guys who are new to Summer House, what we learned in season one is that Lindsay's mom basically disowned her for no good reason. She just we don't really know. Yeah, we don't know what happened there, but your mom, her mom is now like her air raw to AR. She's a

So AR do you have her glass of rosé? Already that's why it was so all right like you have a glass. I need to are I've got needs Yeah, I was like I gotta go to jLON after this and then go get the beach and like have 500 people on the JLON pizza beach Kale and leave like a button and I'll say are I Want to lunch with my girl man today and she basically says to me if I had four months or no How was making out with some girl in public out out of club in the center. And AR just goes, Oh, crap. Oh, crap. So now, Lynn sees that, oh my God, what do I do? The first time we cheated, I decided not to say anything, because

I didn't want to come in the middle of Kyle never friendship, but like now that my friend said it, like this is the second time he's done this and I'm like Carlos and me the one doing this and I'm a thought of devastating Amanda. Oh my god I can't I'm like oh my god. You're so excited. Yeah Especially the weekend after Amanda stood with the other girls instead of you exactly Hey, I really don't know what to do So I think that what I'm gonna do is like

to friend Amanda Cropper out of all the photos and then get like a big piece of poster board and when she talks, she's putting in front of her face as if we cropped her out of the scene. Yeah, I'm Lindsay. She's like, I'm such a good friend. I'm really trying to figure out how to tell Kyle. So instead, I'm gonna have a scene on television

where I actually call somebody that's not even on this show So then I can talk about it on national television Yeah, she's like the thought of devastating Amanda. It's really weighing on me as she says like the giant smile on her face Probably you know, I'm the only way on you a lot as she's like doing like a happy dance afterwards Yeah, and she's like we're basically my mother in doing like a happy dance afterwards. Yeah, and she's like, we're basically my mother and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Anything else is going the way you wanted it to Kyle. So the turtle though, have we finished talking about the turtle? Because you really need to take him. Also just have to say, because I'd love to say I told you so.

Called it. Called it. So, uh, Ant-Rondos, finally like, um, you should speak with Kyle and tell him to be a man. If I know, then you can only imagine who else knows. I'm in good pants and I'm in a Dalom. I was reading, I was flipping through the gram today and someone commented on one of Amanda's summer house pictures. They were like, um, can we talk about Kyle? Like, how do you feel about Kyle cheating on you all the time? I just, you know, and Amanda responded, I love it. I love it.

Kyle. Um, so that was Summer House for the week. Super fun. Uh, why don't we, since we haven't been able to do it for the past few weeks, why don't we go back to our handy, dandy, crap and mailbag. All right, so crap and mailbag is a way for people to write in questions to the show and we read them on the air. And if you want to be one of those people, you go to patreon.com slash watch our crap and you sign up at the crap and male bag level above

so We got a whole brand new thing of questions. Here's one right off the bat that I don't know how to answer Alejandro M says who would be the tethered? It's a reference to us the movie of real houses in New York and real houses of Beverly Hills and I don't I haven't seen the movie so I don't actually understand. Who would be the tethered? Yeah it's that if you've seen the movie us it would make sense but I haven't seen it. I don't know if you've seen it. No no no you'll get a spoiler I don't want to be spoiled. Well it's about like a scary version of the family, right?

I guess. Okay, so what's the question again? If you were in S the movie, who would be the tethered? Yeah, from of the of the New York and so basically if New York and Beverly Hills are tethered, who would be the who would be the tethered of each other, I guess? Oh, okay. Um, this select the scary version of the original maybe. I think so. So it's Beverly Hills in New York. Yeah. Okay. I think, um, let's see here. The, the, the, the, the tethered version of Erica, an Erica. Well, they both liked, well, I think they both try to be like this. Say it like it is. I don't go to fuck and I think I don't get a fuck.

I don't get a fuck. I don't go to fuck. Oh, okay. Um, and then Ramon, I think is Rina. Me too. On the scary version of Rina totally. I think maybe, um, I think Sonia would be, Erica because all they talk about is vaginas. Oh that could be that could be but then Bethany would be the

scary version of I'm trying to think I can't even think of who's on the best Bethany the scary version of Kyle which makes sense because they actually are childhood friends. Yeah she's like the way scarier version of Kyle. And then I like how New York is automatically the scary version. Right. And I think that is Luanne the scary version of Lisa Vanderpump. Yeah, I think Luanne would be Vanderpump because they're both like horny toy D. But then Doreet, who's Doreet's scary counterpart? Would that be Tinsley? Darynda? Darynda? No. Darynda feels like she'd be more of like a Denise Richards scary version. Yeah, Darynda would be, yeah, for sure, like a scary

version of her. So I think that only leaves Tinsley for Dary, right? Oh my God, who has a fake accent? Well, maybe Daryd is the scary version of Tinsley. Maybe it goes the other way. Yeah, okay, if we go backwards, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so Jessica Track. By the way, Jessica, I don't know if I say your last name is Track or Tratch. Tratch.

But you, Tratch? Tratch. Tratch. Yeah. Either way, Jessica, one of our long-time listeners, says, hey boys, so good to see your faces last week. Susan Boston, first time male vaguer, long-time listener. Ha, she wrote the Ha. Anywho, as we are in the midst of Game of Thrones,

Mania, let's pretend that the New York City Housewives cast takes their big vacation to King's Landing or Winterfell, you choose. Does Cersei Hosea dinner for them? Does Sonia sleep with Braun? Ramona, of course, is horrified. She has to carry her bags up to the red keep, of course. And scene, XOXO.

So have them go to King's Landing? Yeah, because they would never go to Winterfell. It's too cold. They're basically coming. Do you have them work comfortable chairs for Diculous? What does this mean? That sticks? What? Who made out of? Sticks? What?

Who wants to sit on a bunch of pointing things? That's for Dickers, okay? Hey girls, I'm just going to go off. I met this wonderful man named Little Finger. He says he has this great place for me to check out. So I'll just be over there hanging out with some of his friends. Bye. Oh my egg.

Wow. Oh my egg wow. Tensely sees the dragon egg. She sees a version of dragon eggs. I'm sick. Oh my egg wow. Oh, because you believe it. I'm playing King's Landing. I hear there are big caperate fans over here.

Hit it boys. Three, two, one. Dragons. Dragons in the east. Flying to the west. Dead people going across the wall. And Kai Bern is just down there doing all their vaginal rejuvenations. Sircy is just like, why did I invite these women here? Why?

And that's when he's telling Sircy, like, like, seriously, like, you need to get a brand. Like, seriously, like, what are you doing right now? Like, no one even knows you're the queen. Like, seriously, what are you doing? Why are you wearing that outfit? Like, like, you need a vicar crown. Like, seriously like you need to get a brand like seriously like what are you doing right now? Like no one even knows you're the queen like seriously. What are you doing? Why are you wearing that outfit? Like like you need a rick or crown like seriously? Like like seriously like like what like you like walk through the street yelling and people said shame on you And that's must make people bad for you like literally you know what I do that every single day Okay, okay, I'm naked. I'm basically naked right now my scar they're all out there Okay, like I don't feel bad you walk through a street naked like big deal you walked a mile okay

You know what like I don't want to hear about your marathon anymore Cersei I don't want to hear about your shame marathon what's matter what's going on what's happening I don't know no it's calm it dragons all right here you are boys take me out of here so I like sleeping in your sleeping your brother something like that huh huh huh that's sick that's sick whoa this one time I saw my brother and I was, you're sort of hot. Let's have three babies together, one, a short one that has one mine. And then a tall one that's kind of crazy

and that's three ice cubes. And then a third one that's mid-sized and sort of weak and marries a girl from a wrong house, okay? And that brings us to the end of Game of Crones. I don't know how much we did service that question, but I think we tried. Nailed it. Let's do one last one.

Let's do, why don't we do Richie D? We love Richie D. He says, hey, Betches, are there any shows that you hate to watch but love to recap? It seems like some of your most hilarious recaps have been for some of the most boring housewives seasons. For example, this season's orange county was terrible, but your recaps were amazing. Love you. What you do.

That's a great question, actually, that you hate to watch but love to recap. Usually if I love to recap, then I start to love the show. I don't, I'm very different with what I like and what I like to recap. I hate recapping a lot of the time. I hate recapping real housewives of Atlanta. I think it's because I find it so funny. It's my favorite one, usually, this season is an exception,

but that's usually my favorite housewives show. And I don't really love recapping it as much. And one that I love recapping, but I probably wouldn't watch as much as below deck, just because it's people cleaning. I still stand by that, but I love watching it to recap it. Yeah, I love below deck. I don't know if there's any that I hate,

but then I love recapping. I mean, Orange County was a good, I don't hate Orange County, but I think it was a bad season. There definitely have been some shows. Like even Vanderpump rules, the season was not a great season, but the recaps are still really fun to do with them.

But generally, if I love recapping it, I will, I will probably love watching this show. Okay. Well, that brings us to the end of another episode of Watch a Crappens, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Yeah. Thanks for all our live shows and ticket link. I mean, merch links at watchacrapens.com and obviously check out which is crarapidding, our Game of Thrones podcasts. Yes, everyone.

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