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Episode Date: April 18, 2023

Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to the Summer House Day. We are very sorry we skipped last week, but there was just a luck going on and something had to give. And I chose Kyle's 40th birthday. And you know why? Because as much as I make fun of Amanda, I'm still team Amanda. You know, I know Amanda is like a windy little butt head as I make fun of Amanda, I'm still team Amanda. You know, I know Amanda is like a windy little butt head. I make fun of her all the time.

But I think Amanda is a real sweet person. And Kyle never does shit for her birthday. So I figured we weren't going to do shit for his. Okay. And that's just how it goes. So there, there you go. There's some Amanda revenge for you, Amanda. Love you. Yeah. And quite frankly, that nothing happened on that episode. There was like a little fight at the end, but everything else was just wooing. It was Kyle's birthday. It looked like a fun party. It looked like a great party, but nothing happened. So I felt great about our choice. Yeah. Well, we did get a scene between Lindsay and Danielle. We start seeing where this is going bad. My biggest shock of the season so far has been that I'm team Danielle on this fight. I assume our team Lindsay in this fight, I assumed I was going to come into this fight,

being completely, I mean, Lindsay is one of my favorites, but I can see how she makes everybody crazy, right? So I figured it was gonna be Lindsay's fault because Danielle's always doing everything Lindsay wants and finally, Danielle would stand up to Lindsay and that's what I figured it was gonna be. Now, it's Danielle trying to please the popular girls, at least in my view, and turning on Lindsay

because she wants to be liked by the mean girls. I have to say, I'm a little bit more on Danielle's side actually. I think that Danielle's big issue is that she's just ultimately not getting the love and attention from her best friend like Lindsay and Carl have gone together as a couple. And now Danielle's chop liver and she's always been chop liver, but now she realizes she's chop liver and that's not a nice feeling. And I think that you can really see it with this fight that just happens at the end of last

episode going into this new episode and Danielle is trying to sort of like articulate what's really bothering her and it sort of starts to tumble out of her you know that she is she needs her best friend and that Lindsay never asks her questions it's always all about Lindsay and Danielle is going to some shit We know that she and Robert break up after the end of the summer like that relationship is falling apart And she needs a friend to help her out and Lindsay's not being there for her and the reason the thing that really moved the needle for me was Lindsay Seeing Danielle start to cry and be like I need a friend and Lindsay goes Are you struggling? Are you upset? I'm giving a hug. I'm giving a hug.

I'm giving a hug. And she kind of like attacks her with toxic positivity a little bit where she's like, I'm not gonna talk to you about what's wrong in your life. I'm not gonna ask you what's wrong, but I know that you're upset and rather than get into that, which is no fun, I'm just gonna hug you and then I'm doing my duty as a best friend.

And I was like, I don't love that. I sort of siding with Danielle on that one. No way. Danielle sucks. The only reason Danielle brought this up, she brought it up in front of everyone. Makelens, he looks stupid and approves she was on the other girl side. That's just come to me. That is the fight.

It's not how Danielle's feeling or what Danielle has been needing to me. That is the fight. It's not how Danielle's feeling or what Danielle has been needing to me. That is all moot because of how Danielle handled this. She handled it in the absolutely wrong way. She went against, she went along with people. She knew, are against Lindsay. She knows those girls don't like Lindsay. And those girls have just been set sitting around being like, well, Lindsay never lets you shine. What about when is your turn to shine Danielle? When is your turn to shine? So now she's being bossed around still. It's just by different people.

And basically here's my point about the whole thing. You know how there's Scooby Doo, the Scooby Doo gang, right? And everybody loves the Scooby Doo gang. I mean, Scooby's like the main one, but everybody loves it, right? And then you give Velma a spin off, okay? And then everybody's like, Velma, Velma's Velma doesn't get a spin-off, and then everybody got really mad. Now, I never watched Velma so,

I don't know if what I'm saying is problematic or not, or why people were mad, but I just thought no one wants to watch Velma. You know what I mean? It's about Scooby-Doo and the gang. It's about all of them together. I don't want to watch Danielle. I think Danielle is the spin-off.

Danielle is the Scooby-Doo spin-off that no one asked for, and I'm not here for it, okay? You're a supporting role. I'm not here to watch Danielle. I think Danielle is the spin off. Danielle is the Scooby-Doo spin off that no one asked for, and I'm not here for it, okay? You're supporting role. I'm not here to watch you like lead a crusade against Lindsey. Not here for it. Well, I mean, I think you are getting to something there in the middle of that Scooby-Doo thing, that like she is like a psychic.

She's a psychic to Lindsey, and I don't think she, I think she was overestimating the degree to which like, I think that Dan, that Lindsay is there for Danielle, necessarily. Like I think that like, she thought they were kind of equals and Lindsay looks at her like a sidekick. And now you have the sidekick being like, I need you to put as much energy into me as I put into you. And it's like, that doesn't work. We've got like a sidekick and a master. The master is not going to go and put the energy into the sidekick because then they no longer, like that's not the role.

The sidekick is they are solely to support the master. And this, every time on reality TV, the relationship between sidekick and master goes awry. It always creates lots and lots of drama. We've seen it on shows, we've seen it like with Lauren Conrad and Heidi. We've seen it on, I remember for Turnney Life, it was there, a sorority life. It's just everywhere. And I think that Danielle is upset that it was not a two-way street, the way she thought it was.

You could say that Danielle's fault, but I also think it's Lindsay's fault because Lindsay talks like it's a two-way street, but it's not a two way street at all. But I haven't seen proof that it's not a two way street. I mean, we don't know that Danielle doesn't say like, hey, I have feelings. Like, like, first of all, expressing your feelings and having your friends listen, part of that is on you.

You have to say, I feel this way. You know, plenty of people can say, well, we never talk about any feelings of Ronnie's because he doesn't really ever talk about them. Well, you know, so when I do talk to you, of course I do sometimes, but I just don't like let him out there all the time. I have very dramatic friends who I would be considered the sidekick because they don't shut up. Okay, and I like that because I don't have to talk. There's just a different dynamic. I don't necessarily think it's bad to be a sidekick.

Like Ethel Merch is great. Everyone loves Ethel, you know? And her husband Fred, I mean, they were great. They had like their own set and everything. But nobody wants a show called Ethel. And that's how I feel. Like I don't want a Danielle show, okay? You're boring. That's just how it feels.

Danielle's fatal flaw is that she also has a warped view on like what a friend should do and like showing up for a friend. She butts herself into stuff all the time. It's like Danielle, you're going way too hard. And I'll see, I actually don't think it's so crazy that she is starting to realize that there's an inequity in the dynamic between her and Lindsay. So she talks to the other girls in the house who've also felt those ways.

The girls in the house don't like Lindsay, but that didn't happen just because they arbitrarily decided that. Like there was friction from Lindsay right away because Lindsay, like, basically, was sort of cold to them. And so then you don't think that Lindsay was cold to the new girls. Lindsay was very much like, this is my show, right? And so Lindsay cut out Amanda from the photo, right?

The insolent. Oh my God, the fucking Amanda photo, I can't. That was so many years ago. Right, but like, yeah, but like that's where you have like the kernels of this dynamic. So I don't think that he's like the quote unquote mean. Well, the kernels also, if we want to go back to old history, the kernels are also Lindsey kind of winning Carl.

And the, you know, when page was like wanting Wednesday dates and shit. And now Lindsey's with Carl or with Sierra and Austin. Those are some other kernels that leave resentment, you know? They're always kind of like Lindsay winning kernels that are also creating. So I don't really know. All I know is that these girls do not like Lindsay.

And I know why. I mean, I watch the show. And I'm not a Lindsay apologist for anything. I think I call Lindsay a lot on the show. But I think for the most part, if you're supposed to be someone's best friend, and then you start cozying up to their enemy and shit talking them behind her back instead of going to her, you lose. That's it.

That's as far as I, that's, I don't even care how Danielle feels. Like to me, that is so shitty that any best friend should know. You don't cozy up to the enemy and talk shit about who is supposedly your best friend. So I think that automatically makes Danielle in the wrong. I guess I just don't see them really as like mortal enemies of Lindsay. I feel like they're just people who they are fine with Lindsay, but they definitely like, it's not a culture match with them in Lindsay. Like they just don't, they don't, they don't love Lindsay, but I don't see it as a situation.

It's not, it isn't like, they're constantly trying to talk, talk shit about Lindsay, start shit against Lindsay on the show, start plot lines against Lindsay, fuel things against Lindsay. I mean, page especially, but they're always coming for Lindsay. What are you talking about? They're anti-lens. Yeah, they just don't, I think they just don't like Lindsay, but I just don't see them as like mortal enemies. I feel like I've seen vicious rivalries before, but there's a lot of great areas. So I just

don't think it's like that crazy that Danielle is frustrated by the lack of attention that she's receiving from- Listen, Lindsay, I don't think it's crazy that she says she has a lack of attention from Lindsay. I can see that. We can all see that Lindsay only talks about herself, right? It's how it's that she went to the other girls to complain about Lindsay instead of going to Lindsay and saying, what's up? Here's my problem with our relationship. Let's fix it. That she went to people that she knows are Lindsay's enemies. Now, whether we consider them to be mortal enemies or not, Danielle knows that those girls

don't like Lindsey and Lindsey doesn't like those girls. She knows, you know, like it's if, I don't know, I think I'm just repeating myself now going in circles. Well, either way, either way, it doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter which side we're on with the, because it's honestly in terms of the base. This is not really a, it's not a hot button issue, but it is the issue of the episode.

This is how it ends. So Danielle's like, you don't know, because why don't you ask me a goddamn question once in a while to see how I goddamn feel. Sometimes I need help too. And then she goes, oh, you're struggling. You need a hug and then she just grabs her head and like pulls it and then just like

holds it really tight like Fucking you very very tight and it was the most intense crazy looking thing I've ever seen It was crazy because it was like Lindsey was not really still was not engaging with whatever's going on with Danielle She just was like like, you need a hug. So I mean, a vlog. And then this way when people say I'm me a bad friend, I'll be like, I hug Danielle when she's at her worst. So, Lindsay's like, I love you so much. And I'm sorry, don't know what I'm sorry for, but I'm sorry.

And Danielle's like, I love you too. I love you too. I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you're not interested enough for me to ask questions about what's going on in your life. And Danielle's like, well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you're not interested enough for me to ask questions about what's going on in your life. And Daniel's like, well, I'm struggling and I need a best friend sometimes too. She was, but I didn't know. And she was good. You didn't ask Lindsay. Okay, take your sorry. You know, this is so fucking Danielle trying to hard for a storyline. She just gave you 20 sorry.

No, I don't think you should take that. Sorry because that that sorry was a total, she was totally avoiding finding out about Danielle. Like, that was the whole thing that Lindsay just threw stuff at the situation to make it go away and to actually like find out like, why is Danielle so? If there's a fire, you put some water on it. If there's a cryer, you put some sorry on it. Okay, you put some sorry on it.

Shut your damn face. I don't think so. I think that was bad. I think Danielle is like, be tortured right now. And Lindsay is still not asking like, what's going on in Daniel's life. No, Lord. So Danielle's like, I drop everything for you.

She goes, well, so would I, Danielle? I'm sorry, I would drop everything for you. And Daniel goes, would you try to be better? She goes, I will try to be better. Will you try to be better? And she goes, I'll try to be better. And so Lindsay try to be better. And she goes, I'll try to be better. And so Lindsay's like, I know I talk about a lot about myself, but I'll try better to talk about you.

And Danielle's like, that's all I needed to hear. That's all I needed. Yeah. So they seem happy at the very least. They seem like they've resolved it for now. By the way, I know we've talked about the scene for 90 hours already, but I just don't just say I had this conversation with one of my best friends a few years ago. We're all like, it's literally, you don't know anything going on in my life. It's literally

I call you and it's like listening to a radio show. Like I just listen to you go and go and go. So which is true, but I really love this person, you know, so it was worth working it out. But that was the biggest mistake I've ever made. And let me tell you why. Because now every time I talk to this person, she's like, how are you? Oh my God, no, really, really, how are you? I'm like, I'm really good, everything's going great.

No seriously, how's Ben? What's going on with Ben? What's going on with the show? Oh my gosh, you traveled recently. How was that? How many things with your parents? You're living close with your parents, has your sister doing?

How's that cute little dealer? I'm like, oh my god, for fuck's sake, just get to the point. Yeah, now all of a sudden, like you have to answer all the questions. Yes, I'm like, I didn't mean this. Please give me the monologue. I would prefer to listen to the show.

You know what I mean? So meanwhile, elsewhere, Kyle and Corey are drunk and Chris is pouring shots and Sam and Gabby are handcuffing each other to themselves and seems like I love that. And Gabby's asking Sam if she's made that with Corey yet and then we see Corey flirting with Sierra. Corey drives me nuts. I don't know. He seems like a nice guy.

He seems like a nice guy but there's something that drives me nuts. I don't know. He's I mean, he seems like a nice guy. He seems like a nice guy, but there's something that drives me nuts about him. I think it's like that big that it's like a variation of on Austin. It's like a big open mouth laugh that turns into like a tongue flick where he's like that he like everything he says is like, hey, you're gonna be stuck with me tonight. He kind of scrunches back into his laugh like he's like, hey, you're gonna be stuck with me tonight. I know. He kind of scrunches back into his laugh. Like he's like, like he rolls around in it, like a cartoon character like. It's like a movement so with it.

It's like, yeah, it's like that. It's like the sort of, I don't know. It's like a very affected obvious flirt, but like everyone loves it. And I was like, oh my god, like you just, that, that's something about that tongue coming out, the laugh is driving me nuts. Yeah, so the episode that we did not recap,

this is where Sam and Corey got really close because they went on a liquor store bed together. And that was like a huge deal. It was, it was. Well, I think that she came out on social media and said that they are actually boyfriend and girlfriend now. She did, yes, I guess last week they lifted the moratorium on that. She was allowed to finally say it.

And she's like, yeah, like, oh, where but a friend and girlfriend. It was like amazing. I mean, we have so much in common. Like, I just said, I like people to spit my mouth. And then he said, I'm going to spit a shot near mouth. I mean, it's love, guys. It's love. And then he took his fingers and he did the peace signs

and then he pressed the peace signs into the window of my car. And I was like, so hot. He's so hot right now. So Gabby's like, did you make that with Kari or not? She's like, I just don't wanna be rejected. Like, I want him to make the first move because he's like so hot.

He's like so hot. And then Corey, you cut to Corey go, I'm just over here looking six. Remember that means. And then later they all jump in the pool and have good times and Corey grabs Sam and jumps her into the pool and they finally make out. He kisses her. And she's like, we've almost been fucking almost kissing all day. And he's actually like finally sealing the deal, finally, like, Jose. Yeah. And he's like, me and kisser, but her like, thomas in his mouth, I didn't really understand

what was going on there. And then like, Gabby and Luke jump in the pool. Because by the way, there's a lot of guest stars. Luke was here last week. And so was Jason. And so was what's her face, the florists. They were all, all the winter house people were here on the episode last weekend They did basically nothing

So I got shut down. I mean Lindsay was like Carl said you're uncomfortable You're uncomfortable with just me here. How can I help you? Which who wouldn't want to marry that? You know what I mean? That is the man that you marry the ones like what do you need for me? I'll do it and she's like well I want him to know that he can't just come up and talk to me today. Cause I wasn't expecting this. And I don't want the drama of it.

And Carl went up to Jason. He was like, hey, bro, hey, it's me, Carl, from Summerhouse, from Winterhouse, which you're kind of involved in as well. So, hey, listen, Lensley's not really in the place to like, oh, you know, like, oh, with you. So like, I'd appreciate it if you see Lindsay that you don't try and like, oh, you know what I mean?

Like, oh, and he's like, okay. And that's all that. So that cut that drama right off the quick. So hey, Carl, thanks for cutting off the drama on this completely not drama filled season. Seriously, although I can't imagine there would have been a lot of interesting or fun drama about Lindsay and Jason in that moment.

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She's like, happy birthday to Kyle. Oh god. She sings just like you think she would. Kyle. Kyle. Happy birthday to Kyle. Hmm. Happy birthday to Kyle. And so they make out and they they're all sp- Cory, of course, Coryry and cragg are splashing the

cake because they're those guys, you know? And then cause like, you guys want to speak to you know, like, they've taken me with me with me, because then you remember that part I came out and I was wearing like a loincloth and then I took it off and then there was a tiny hat on my dick and then people board water on me. That was some funny shit. Yeah. So then everyone winds up going inside getting dressed down to go to sleep and everything.

We see Kyle's butt. Danielle's trying to call Robert, but of course she's not answering because he can't sand her and Lindsay is like, babe, I'm dying. So they're going to go sleep early. And then Sam and Cory are making out in the kitchen. It's sort of like the end of the day, wind down, make out sessions, slash get into bed and talk about what video you're going to watch in your laptop. Yeah. Kyle just grabs his deck. And he's like, guys, like this is

demolish. I just was a little bit bad. I'm gonna go cuddle with wifey. So then page cracking Corey are talking in their room, because Corey's sleeping in the double bed next to him. And he's like, uh, Sam, Sam's with the other five fucking people she's sleeping with and page is like, are we gonna watch Paddington or what? Or it's like, that's that's a movie for kids. Come on. And Craig's like, you were the one who picked millions last night and he goes, I did not

pick millions. I picked shit. I love page. Just making this ultimate about pattington. Um, excuse me. Are we going to watch pattington or what? This is ridiculous. Okay.

Because if we're not going to watch pattington, then I'm definitely going to move on to Mars needs moms. Wasn't it? What's the name of that Mars needs? Mars needs, yeah, Mars needs something. Another, and you, so Cory, yeah, so now it's the next morning and everyone is waking up and they're hung over and Chris is gonna make a Spanish breakfast and Paige is like,

all I want is a big ol' and you just hear a chore go, shut up Paige. She's like, hey, Cory. First I hate him. First he talks all the way through Paddington and now he's like, shitting on my big ol'. I don't want him anywhere around my children. They will never know what happens if he had a minions.

So then we go to Gabby and Sam and Sam's like, oh my God, I had the best day and I'm not even afraid to say it. Gabby's like, oh my God, do you want to talk about Cory? Do it. And she's like, well, I'm still like in therapy. Like, it's like, okay, I'll pretend I'm in therapy. I'm gonna lay down.

He's so hot, it's like he was grown in a lab just for me. Yeah, and Cory is like saying, yeah, man, like I, so like with Sam, I was like totally ignoring her. I was great. And then you cut to Sam going, I like being ignored. Like I love that. I love that. He was like withholding. I love that. Like, you know, like I couldn't tell how he was feeling. I love that he was actually like me, yeah, with other women. And I was like, kind of like, get out of my face. I told you I'm not interested in you. I loved all that. Oh my god, we're just like so toxic. I love it. I'm not interested in you. I'm not all that.

Oh my God, we're just like so toxic. I love it. I know. Seriously. She literally said that. So then Sam's like, yeah, I love the e-wears and Gabi goes with holding. She's like, yeah, oh my God, I can't not know how it feels.

God, I fucking love it. So Chris is still making, you know, being stuff. And of course, like, what is that? Doesn't look great. My friend left and Chris is like, yeah, I just threw everything together and just turned brown. So Paige feels, Paige is like really happy because she and Craig got to be real because something that happened in the last episode was that they talked about like if she were to propose, would she move down to Charleston or would he come up to New York and start to cry because she didn't want to leave her mom. And she's like, I just love that like we can talk about things and like talk about how we feel. And then like, now I know, like, you know, if that way, I'm not getting proposed

to anytime soon. And apparently I'm also not finishing pandington because we started too late. Great. I love that. When she's like, I don't want to leave my mom. Yeah. So then we go to Chris and he's serving every, he made breakfast for everybody. It's a hunter and breakfast, fried cheese and beans and staffs. Lots of fart and going to be happening. Sounds delicious. And Carl says good. In face you guys, I love

the cream for white people. Thank you for that. And then Samaya asks Chris if he liked any of the women he talked to. And he's like, actually, yes. And so Amanda says, well, do they have names or do you know their names? So Chris goes, uh, one denim to pink. Just like Every week every week every week. I'm reminded of how much of a dud he is. He's just gross It's like a douchey dud and Car was like oh you got a number was that first time you got all summer? Oh Who's like being patted on the ass by two dudes? Oh, oh, who's like being paddled on the ass by two dudes? Oh.

Um, this is just like a friendly reminder that like Carl and I are having like a house one week party this Wednesday and like everyone here is invited. So like even Corey, so we'll see you there. And then Carlos, yeah, and it's all in his birthday. So what the hang in there? They're a little bit. You all know what it means. See, I'm nobody cares. I can't so don't have to buy any presents. Got it. So then time to clean

and page just looks at the back yard and it's like, this is ass. So, now Danielle Face Times Robert. Oh, God. So, this guy is so uninterested. I can't. A couple of the guys are at this year. Robert, also Oliver is extremely disinterested. And I know that we know a spoiler on that as well, because they broke up as well, but God, these guys, every time they showed Maya and Oliver, it's just complete silence. She didn't even hug him when he came over.

She's like, I don't mind. She seems fairly disinterested too. She seems like she's not into it. There are like a little, I mean, I really liked Maya last year, but I'm feeling like, you know, I don't mind like a low boil, but she's really a low boil.

I mean, she's like, she's gotta start giving us something, you know? Well, she tried it with Sam, but Sam wasn't used to the reality thing where you're supposed to fight with somebody when she's like, I'm gonna tell you this unlike the nicest way I can think of. Or everyone thinks you talk too much. You need to shut up.

And instead Sam like had a real self-reflective moment instead of fighting. So that was kind of a dead. Yeah, so Danielle's based on me, Robert. And she's like, there he is. He's like, oh, sorry, it's like really windy here. Yeah. She's like, there he is, he's like, oh, sorry, it's like really windy here. Yeah. She's like, where are you, Gus, the beach? Which is always what you wanna hear from your boyfriend who's too busy to do anything with you.

Yeah, you know, just hanging out at the beach. So she's like, are you gonna come to Lindsay and Carl's housewarming? He's like, ah, yeah, I can't make it, sorry. Okay, great. This relationship is really doing great right now. Wonderful. So I mean, I can't data chef and then expect to shut that's stating a chef. I mean, yeah, but that's what I say. You deserve better. Well, he could also make an effort too. So then

when you have to go to work, chefs work at night. What's he's supposed to do? He says they have a special buyout that night. You got to be there. What's he supposed to do? He says they have a special buyout that night. You gotta be there. What are you gonna do? It's being a chef. Listen, the whole reason to date a chef is that they're not home, you know? If you're someone who likes me, who wants your partner never to be seen,

that's who you date a chef. Yeah, yeah. If you want to date someone who's gonna get a terrible tattoo, it's gonna be the chef or go go to answer. Or someone from below deck. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They just love a terrible big thigh tattoo, you know? Oh, God, an eagle wing.

Wow, I'm sick like that. They all love that. Oh, God. So Gabby is talking to Corey, they're out by the cars. And she's like, oh, are you from Charlotte? And he goes, yeah, why you know the area? I'm not. This is in Gabby guy's, I'm, are you from Charlotte? He goes, yeah, why you know the area? I'm going of course. Yeah. And he goes, oh, see if you're a man, maybe we can get a drink of something. She goes, wow, keep going, ask a girl out.

God, he's so hot. Did you see that disrespect burning inside? Burning up. Did you see the way he kept calling me Mallory? It's like he doesn't even know my name. That is so hot. OK, so then we get this song. I'm on a jet so high and foreign. Ain't nobody trying his heart and working.

Deals are working for me because I'm on top of my game. On top of my game. What the fuck is just this is gobbled here just it just phrases that she finds from signs and she just assembles songs out of it. So we're working for me. Page is making charcootery. I know. Page is making charcootery.

She's doing a cheese plate. Uh, she's wearing a dress or I'm sorry, not a dress, but like a top that has like, it has like a cut out in the back that I think is the Walmart logo, it was very bizarre. And then Sierra shows up and she's got tests, she's got fertility tests for Amanda to check in on Amanda's fertility health. And because she knows that Amanda is too scared

to make an appointment to find out like what's going on, why she hasn't been having her period, et cetera, and then she's also concerned about the weight loss. So Amanda shows up and they all gather to do these tests. And this is kind of like the best version of Sierra. I think like Nurse Sierra was great. Like we don't really ever get to see Nurse Sierra,

but she was like in Nurse Mode and she was like, you know, doing these tests and they were like pricking their fingers with everything and they were all like, oh my gosh, I'm not just gonna keep bleeding forever. And she's like, oh, you'll be fine. It was like, I thought it was like a nice scene for Sierra. Paige was, hey, cracking me up because you can tell Paige is dating Craig because she opens her fridge and she's,

what would you like? Wine, Coca-Cola, lemonade. You do not have Coca-Cola and lemonade without a Craig in the house. That's where the page would have that poison in her refrigerator. You must really love him. Purple stuff. You have 16 Coca-Cola's in their regular gallery.

You must really love this person. And I don't know that I've been falling for it this whole time, but I'm starting to. Yeah, no, that's definitely the sign of Craig being there as cook. Yeah. So now it's Wednesday and it's time for this big housewarming party at Carl Lindsey's house and they have like a rat, they have a neon sign that says,

Red House. Red House. Sorry, Carl Rasky. I'm like Lindsey Hub House. Well, it's a combination of like my last name and her PR company. Oh, you like it? Oh. So Lindsey's like, ah, you feel bad?

He's like, it's weird. I don't know how to feel bad. Oh, Mrs. And that's just, well, I'm sorry. Our housewarming falls on a sad day, babe. And then we remember, because I did not remember this, that this is, he found out that his brother passed away on Lindsay's birthday. Oh my God.

So we have a very nice scene where he's talking about struggling, you know, he struggles on this day. And, you know, just they're like very happy that they have loved, they have each other's love. And you can basically like, you know, if I didn't have you, I don't know what I would have done, you know? And he's like, then he goes, I made a look at the apartment, look at everything we have, like, the cool things we got

to do. It's just, yeah, look at that cake. Look at Wesley Stripes. Look at that Dornob. That's a cool Dornob. That's really cool. I like that. Look at that ceiling fan.

Oh, babe, trying to be reflective. You're just sort of listing things. I like those things. So then we get a song, we don't care. No, we don't care. song, we don't care. No, we don't care. No, we don't care. I was like, what a song to play after such a caring scene.

It was like this beautiful, sensitive scene. And then Trixi Monaco was like, I don't care, stupid. All right, here's what I feel after watching that scene. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. It's like, okay, Pramp. She's just in a mood today, just Prant. Okay. Yeah, and I love that.

It's like the music is like, we don't care. No, we don't care. And it's just like Lindsay putting crackers out on the table, like the least rebellious action that you could do. So then Danielle comes with a sheep, which I think is really funny because she's saying she wants to be her own person. And then she literally a sheep as a sign of her love and that is funny. That is some 40 in shit right there. Yeah, and is that only when you want to fuck your mother?

No, that's edible. Yeah, thank you. So Lindsey's like, she's like, oh my god, I thought it was a penguin. Like, what is that? And Danielle's like, it's a little sheep because it's a sheep not a penguin Oh my god, holy sheep. Oh sheep. Yeah, well holy sheep holy sheep Carl does a lot of repeating Lindsey all the time whenever she makes a joke. He makes a joke also Yeah, and I said

Wesley And then Daniel's like wow look at this spread. I mean the place looks fantastic Oh, I also have a card here. You can open it. And here's a serving dish too. And sick. Oh my God, I'm gonna read the card. We can't wait to share in all the memories.

Like, I'm Danny and Roberto. Oh my God, because we're both couples now. I love getting a couples card as a couple. It's great. I can't believe like Danny and Roberto gave us a gift that said for Lynn's and Lito, oh my god, I totally forgot about Lito, oh my god. So they're doing, they're just doing like a tour and everything, Lindsay showing everything around. There's like a more life thing on the wall, more life, more life. And they're just like walking around.

They have like, it's a really nice apartment that got like a huge balcony. And it's like a high balcony. That balcony is so high up. I would feel like a little uneasy on it. I'm not even scared of heights. I just feel like I can fall off. I feel like I can fall off and just like go descending down into the New York City sidewalks.

I don't bet. No, man. I'm supposed to be like, yes, I'm going to pay millions of dollars for this glamour. So let's see. Kyle's like, come on, give me a hug. So people come in. You never want to start surviving.

Kyle comes and he's like, come on, come on man, give me a hug. I was going to also text you because I know it's a rough day, but then I know I was going to see you and probably it's better to say it in real life. It's better to be awkward in real life than like over-attached in order to say bro Of course like oh, it's okay. Oh, okay. Let me show you the more life section the office slash more life and Behind the door is a big gigantic cut out of Lindsay and pages like well, that is the most Lindsay thing I've ever seen in my life ever seen in my life. That was very Lindsay. I wish Kyle brought his dogs so we could see if the dogs were nice to Lindsay's cut out,

but not Amanda's cut out. Yeah. So Lindsay is like, that's funny. It's like, it's just be totally torn apart. Oh my God, the dogs don't bark and Lindsay's cut out. Why are they looking Lindsay's cut out hands? They have discerning doggy taste with cutouts. So Lindsay and Danielle are talking and Lindsay's like,

well, these are the things you're missing. Like, don't live in a city. And Danielle's like, uh, come on, Brooklyn's totally fine. And Lindsay's like, um, no, don't, um, you live in Montauk now. Did you not remember that? And so, um, Lindsay's talking about how, like, she's like, no, don't, don't, you live in Montacan, did you not remember that? And so Lindsay's talking about how, like she's like, so what's going on with you? Like, is everything good?

And then she was like, no, yeah, we're good. Robert and I are good. She goes, no, but like with you, aren't you good? She basically does the thing that you can't say on that your friend does. Yes. And she's like, yeah, we're good. And she goes, I'm checking in with you. And she goes, well, I'm checking in with you.

And she goes, oh, wow, my nipples just got hard on excitement for that. I can't believe it. She's like, well, you were like, you have to take with me. And I'm like, okay, this is me digging. And then he was like, oh, the thing is, like, I have things going on because like, Robert's in the kitchen all day, every day,

and he's stressed out. And then so like, I take his stress, and like, he feels better, but then I don't talk about my stuff because like he's stressful You know, and then I know my timing like and you're putting things together in this insane huge house And it's like gorgeous, but at the same time like I need my best friend Yeah, and and so then Lindsay is like well It's a little difficult Danielle. I mean, you're asking me to be this,

but I'm also feeling shunned by you. And Danielle's like, how are you feeling shunned? Oh, gosh. Lindsay, Lindsay, okay, I had your back this whole time. You should have just gone with the how are you? Just baby steps, okay, don't immediately start a new fight with her, because you know what happens with Lindsay,

and it happens in every fight she has. She has a conversation with somebody. She says, okay, they hug it out. Then Lindsay goes away and has time to think about it. And that's time to get worked up in her head and talk to Carl or Danielle, or whoever she's talking to. And then you know, Carl was like,

well, fucked up, wasn't she calling you? And so now Lindsay has this whole new thing. And now she's mad at Danielle for coming to her. Right. So she basically says that she doesn't feel like Danielle is supportive of their relationship. And Danielle is like, well, what is supportive of your relationship mean in your eyes? Is that like keeping it all inside and not saying a goddamn thing about how I feel about this whole thing? I was like, well, okay, let's also be like a totally dramatic, you know, and it does it does mean not saying how you goddamn feel about this whole thing. I was like, well, okay, let's also not be totally dramatic. You know?

Yeah, and it does mean not saying how you goddamn feel about the whole thing. I don't go to my friends and tell them what I think about their whole goddamn relationship. Who does that? Yeah, no one does that. No one does that. So Lindsay's like, well, I just think that like you,

like that, I just like think like, do you want me like me and Carl together? And she's like, yes, of course I want you guys together. Don't you remember the sheep I got you? Like I went to a world market for that thing. Okay, that is a sign of dedication to you guys as a couple. So Lindsay's like then, why do you have such strong opinions? And she's like, well, if we don't have a friendship,

tell me now, but like, if my brother, because you're my sister, so let's just say my brother was moving into this insanely expensive apartment or moving too fast in my opinion. Do you think I could just choose to turn a blind eye just because I want you to be happy and feel like I support you?

Okay, but you're not saying this at those times. Like they already got the apartment. They already did all this stuff. So you didn't say anything. You're saying stuff behind her back. So then Lindsay's like, well, what do you consider moving and fast? And she's like, I mean, the word

wedding has been thrown out there. I mean, engagement's been thrown out there. You guys haven't even hit your one year mark. And she's like, sell. And she's like, well, I mean, if you literally want me to be mute about it and never give you why my opinion, my opinion, that's fine. So here's where I'm less on Daniel's side, because here it's like, it's like what you said. Like yeah, actually, you know, if there's something really, really bad happening,

like he's an abuser or something, point that out. But at this point, they're in a relationship together, you kind of have to just go with it. And I think that like Daniel has a work view of like what friends say and don't say to each other Yeah, and I think she's just got she's I think she's trying to kind of excuse herself for what's happened and just trying I don't know. I can't tell if she's just trying to keep drama going to have something to say But I know that she's got to be hurt because her relationship is not great

And I know she's got to be hurt because Lindsay is more distant because she's in a relationship. She's got this whole new apartment, you know, whatever. I don't know. I think that Danielle is just, she's experiencing friendship with Blash because she has a friendship. She's a psychic to Lindsay. Lindsay is a certain sort of way.

She's a certain sort of like a crazy. She's a certain sort of wild, but she's a certain sort of fun and friend. And they have a lot of fun. And then Lindsay, all of a sudden, Lindsay's always been a romantic. Lindsay's always been looking for that guy. She has her schedules, she has her notebooks. And then all of a sudden, Carl, Carl comes along

and it's like, oh, this works. And then it's like, new Lindsay, new personality. And it's not just that Lindsay's making concessions for Carl, because that's totally normal relationship But just like Lindsay's sort of different now and then Daniela's left in the dust And I think that combination of feeling like oh the friend I thought I had for all this time is now suddenly totally different someone totally different And then doesn't seem to even care about me anymore and I have to I have to adjust to her changing But it's like she doesn't have to even do anything

for what's going on in my life and that I think is like a frustration that Danielle is probably feeling but she also has a carol because carol and carol they were the three carletos or whatever they called themselves so she lost kind of both of them at the same time I think really all she wants to say is you guys were my friends and I don't hang out with me because you're only together. And that makes me feel lovey-dubby. So now she's going about it in all these wrong ways, I think, but when that's probably how she really feels. But then we forget, just because her boyfriend's not around, Danielle did move. Like Danielle could, I think at some point, Bush probably just talk about the show, but I think at some point it said,

like you don't call me either, like why aren't you making a trip to the city to see me, you know? Well, this is also very obviously someone who's going through like the final act of their relationships. There's probably a bunch of projection happening here. She's probably the very unhappy place. And so there's like a actually, it's actually I think a pretty complicated situation,

emotionally, but at the very least, Danielle doing all this, like, right or die language of, like, if you, like, so if we don't have this sort of relationship, where I can't call you out, there's stuff that I think is wrong. Like, that's what a real best friend does. It's like, I think a real best friend is just like ready to go out to dinner with you sometimes. I'm like, that's about it. Yeah, and Lindsay's like, I mean, what is, why are you so adamant about your opinion?

Like who cares? And she's like, is it hurting your feelings that I have an opinion? And then she's like, no, it's okay to have an opinion, but like, I'm not living my life on your timeline. Like your opinion is one thing, but I'm not gonna just like change my whole life because of your timeline. And she's like, Oh, and now you're spinning it on me. I'm

allowed to have an opinion. You know what saying? You're not Danielle, okay? And she's like, and I'm allowed to be in shock and be weird about it. Just, well, why do I need your blessing to date somebody? And Danielle's like, Okay, okay. Because also she sees other people down, right? So it's like, I need to breathe. They're Lindsey, okay, okay, cause also she sees other people now, right? So I need to breathe her Lindsay, okay, because what you're saying is so crazy pants to me. She's like, I'm just asking you a question. She goes, well, it's crazy to me.

And so Lindsay's like, so you're saying I need to ask you how you're feeling about my relationship, is that what you're saying? She's like, don't ask me how I'm feeling at all. Everything is amazing. This is all great. This is all amazing. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say sorry, everything is amazing. This is all great, this is all amazing. I'm not gonna say anything,

I'm not gonna say sorry to how I react to something. Lintz is like, okay, let's take a breather then. Yeah, so then elsewhere, we're all standing weirdo. It's time for commercial, it's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room.

Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. Sam and Corey are you arrive and Carl shows people keep coming in and Crockips and going welcome welcome. Oh, Sam and Corey welcome. Hey, they're squished. Welcome. Hey, Gabby. Welcome. So page sees the within walk-in check. Oh, like who walked in together? They look like Ken and Barbie. And she smiles like it's a compliment, but it's page.

So you know, she's like, hmm, hate them. I'm gonna hate every dinner. I have at these two idiots for the next three years. Oh, Ken and Barbie. I certainly hope it's not patting to Barbie because you won't get to find out what the real story is. So she's saying, I'm telling you this, like, Cory brings out the best parts of me,

like the parts of me that I'm really proud of, like the crazy big parts that like some guys are scared of. That makes you feel so good. That makes me like, I want to see what's there. Like, wow, the way he like laughs after every little joke he makes and then sticks out his tongue, I'm realizing so many wonderful truths about myself. Wow, we are really mad for each other. I love it. She's like, yeah, he brings out the best parts of me, the parts I'm proud of. And it cuts to a cell phone video of him kissing her ankle. She's like,

yeah, the way he kissed my ankle, that's like everything to me. So she's like, yeah, the banter never stops. It's quick. It's witty. It's like touchy. And I invited him to the house this weekend. Guys, and he's just like, great. Exciting. Now we just need to get him to move here because Craig will move here. If you move here, ah, ah, then Carl's mom Sharon shows up and everyone's like, oh my god, Sharon, look, great. And she's like, oh, let's knock it crazy. And then she does that mom thing, that mom thing that I love when moms go,

this sort of like, she does like a curtsy. And then the like, does like a big, like almost an exaggerated wink thing. She's like, like, that's like, I wonder what age you are when, like, when you start doing that because I love when moms do that. Like, I just made a joke.

And I'm gonna give you a wink, but it's not a full wink, it's like the mom wink. Hi, so Lindsey Hugsger, it's like, hi mom. Which is like, okay, Danielle would just like start breaking down. It's just like rocking back and forth, like two soon. It's two soon.

Hi mom. And she's like, oh, it's a weird day and they're talking about that and stuff and hugging. And then Paige and Gabby Sam and Sierra talking outside and sitting on that beautiful balcony and Paige is like, wow, I feel like I'm in an engagement party. Like it gives engagement party vibes. Like yeah, totally.

She goes, okay, no one else is gonna say it. So I'll do it. I mean, if you're moving into a $13,000 a month apartment like Sam was like excuse me what What they're doing this now the question does Carl actually talk to Lindsay or does he kind of ignore her a little bit because that's the foundation of a good relationship There oh my god, so you're telling me Lindsay Gets from nowit into right? Because like what is this Cinderella story? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.

So Danielle sits down with them and she's telling everyone that like she's just totally regressed with Lindsay just now. And she's like, you know, if you're moving too fast with someone, you know, Paige, would you sit down and say you're moving too fast and maybe like you're like doing a lot of irresponsible things when it comes to your relationship and page is like I think I would say you're moving too fast and you're not wearing a cute enough outfit to move that fast and maybe try again I think that's my style. You're moving a little too fast to be wearing gray on you're gonna start a fire. I would say that for sure She goes, but yeah, Sierra's called me and said, do you really think Craig is for you? And I say, you know what? Give me all your reasons, give me all of your notes and all of your points. And I will really think about this. Well, I buy

16 packs of Coca-Cola for now. Reason my fridge. Not giving them up. Not giving them up, ladies. That's that. Oh, hey Kyle, you want to step into my office, Mr. Gok. Oh, let's come into my office. Oh, yeah. So, you want you, you're going to see this throughout wearing dumbass shopping for all I take this. We'll take a look at this and Kyle's like, wow, you guys like really move and quick like took me forever. Like that was four years ago when Mandin I moved in. Can you believe it four years ago? I like, I hadn't even proposed when we had signed the lease. Like, wow, it's crazy. See, that's how a best friend does it. Best friend doesn't say, you're going crazy.

You're going too fast. The best friend just sort of like laughs and is like, hey, can you pick up these hints that I'm saying? Okay, you're not picking it up. I realize you don't want to talk about this. Got it. Well, yeah. And it's like you're kind of saying it, but you're also not saying it behind his back.

Like, what, what, what's Kyle is? He's just not being called out on it yet but you're also not saying it behind his back. Like, what, what, what Carl is, he's just not being called out on it yet, you know? Um, but like, uh, they're moving to the ass. That would be a lot different. Because if Carl heard that, he'd be like, what the fuck, bro, even if it was said in such a casual way. So Carl shows him a picture of the ring and he's like, I'm picking up. Yeah, but I picked up time out. Also. And Carl's like, how many carrots is in the cushion? He's like three. It's big, it's big.

But like, you only do it once, right? You only do it once. Totally, totally, you know, relationships on reality TV. Totally, those are forever couples, you know? Only gonna do it once. Yeah, that many just keep some flowing for those $13,000 apartments. And Karles, like, listen, I guess it And Carl's like, listen, I got the same style.

So I mean, I got a, but it's the right move. It's the right move. Lindsay, what do you say? And like cardboard Lindsay's like, mm-hmm, I love it. So now we go back to the Hamptons and pages in the backseat of a car going, I think that horses would make good husbands.

They're like big and rich, and sometimes they have long hair, and they don't punch butternides into walls. Yeah, I think I'm into horses now. I love horses, they don't have opposable thumbs. So they can't sew terrible looking things or punch better knives into walls. I love them. Have you seen Paddington horses? Have you seen Paddington horses? Have you seen the page line of pillows for sewing down south? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. Page, the page to store vocal action. I think it's so funny that I've always wondered, like, is this a real relationship or is this just for Bravo? Her pillow is literally, her design is an X over the pillow.

Bravo. Her pillow is literally, her design is an X over the pillow. It's like, it's pages from that. It's pages from our collection. I mean, has there been a stronger sign, just like a solid X across your pillow? That's it. Seriously. So Carl's driving with Lindsay's like, oh, so, uh, how's my birthday, babe? Um, birthday, baby's good. And I was like, yeah, like, once there was a lot of fun. It was a lot, but it was fun. It was fun. Oh, you agree, because I'm not gonna feel comfortable until you actually say the words I have to say right after you. I like it.

I like it too. Yeah, it was fun. It was fun. Yeah. Um, so then are you talking about where they're having the conversation about Danielle? They were just driving in the car and their Kia and their Kia. Okay, okay, okay, okay, because now we're at the house,

right? Yes, now we're at the house. So yeah, cause like I packed like you on the other end did not pack like Amanda, what do you have in here? She's kind of Kyle, I wish you could an aerate my life. So she walks in, she says, hello, not a peep, they said, is as they entered God you can't even narrate my life Kyle So Sierra's asking Chris about his date because he actually had a date this week and Chris is like ladies. It's an understatement to say it was the greatest date. It was great So they went acts Chris went acts wrong with a girl and

Chris tells us turns out mysterious women at Kyle's party. She has a name. It's Cassidy. Like of course, it's Cassidy. I don't think there's anyone who comes to the summer house parties not named Cassidy. And then Carl and Lindsay are driving Carl's like, show who went to work for the basketball. Who do you think it was a war she's like honestly I think the sheep is so weird and is so funny here and he's like yeah I was like very that y'all like I was getting to see see see see no sheep no we're mean

I was very that y'all she's got very done y'all and I think the conversation was even like everything just keeps getting weird it was like the first time she said it's weird that we're dating, like the first time in my face. I mean, it's hard to hear that. Like, I don't like you guys together by, like, no, like you don't like us because why? Like, are you gonna say that?

She didn't say that though, Carl. Carl gets so mad. Yeah, it's like me. It's like one minute he's like, hey, let's have a conversation about the sheep toy and they's like, fuck her. We're just saying that way. It's like one minute. He's like, hey, let's have a conversation about the sheep toy and they's like fuck her Where you don't like us together? Oh fuck you jump off mountain dummy Are you jealous probably are you production because your relationship probably are you mad because you're in a weird career thing now

Probably when are you like like like you're working on an app and like whatever like being adult and like toss with the issues Oh, I'm like yeah, probably actually all those things. Yeah, where are you mad? So then Danielle arrives to kind of lend him an ad, this is like another 20 minutes of people arriving, type thing, and Danielle's telling them, like, oh my God, guys, I'm like so high right now because we just hired an app designer.

And Carl goes, well, I just had my first employee quit. So this should be fun. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like, was it Carl? And then, uh, my, they're like, where's Maya? And they're like, uh, Maya, uh, I think she has that big wedding to go to just cut to Maya, just on the in the me packing district waiting for someone to pick her up in their Kia like what guys I'm supposed to be there this weekend. So in page Cicero and Chris arrive it's five minutes of hello. So Sam and Corey come and page is like, oh my god. Sam, you forgot your pants because she's trying like those ripped gene things that are like full leg and sounds like, oh my god, I always do that. this rip gene thing so like full leg and sounds like oh my god I always do that. Hey also everyone I'm maybe pairing homemade pizzas for this evening so it's not a

journal it's currently to get ready and Sam's like well actually I made a reservation for everyone tonight so we're going to do actually something fun instead by you. He's like okay I find some people do pizza and some people do dinner on the wooly, double-edged or like fun people do pizza. Oh, this pizza is gonna be disgusting, okay? It's ragu sauce. Yeah, I do. Like a store-bought like dough.

Gross, dude. No, I'm not eating this shit. Where's Andre in his giant eggplant? Get him back here. Seriously, and Carl's a very hairy man, and I don't know, that's a lot of hair to be flying around with that pizza dough know, that's a lot of hair to be flying around with that pizza dough. Although I suppose a lot of the- Hello, it's my head-malion pizza.

I was gonna say, now that I think about the guys who work in the place I had growing up, it's like, they're pretty hairy. So, Carl's like, well, pizza night. I'm tossing pizza guys. It was great. For people who say that I'm like boring, season guess what Oh, I'm doing pizza. Oh, look at pizza night I'm sure you've seen people toss pizza, but have you seen them toss it? Warring of the lore hoodie no So pretty exciting signing up. It looks great by the way. Look great by the way The pizza people are having dinner and they hate the wine and they're having like a nice time And then it cuts everyone at the restaurant terrorizing all the other people there by going, Saki bomb, Saki bomb,

Saki bomb, Saki bomb. I was like, oh gosh. And then he goes, Saki, Saki, Saki bomb. Yeah. Get it right out of the Saki. You're kicked out of the Saki bomb crew. Oh, sorry. I never liked Memoraw.

I was the Saki bomb song. Yeah. I guess I just like have a more semester to get away from drinks. Yeah, I guess I guess you're too classy. You're too classy to be here. You need to be at the floor. Uh, a hoodie team.

Okay, pizza pizza pizza. It's a bomb. Oh, so good. Spongebob's great by the way. You know, sometimes reading through these notes, I really just I'm struck how nothing happens. Nothing. It's crazy. They do shots, but Sierra can't finish.

Sierra doesn't like it. And then Corey is like, only Lindsey finished. Hell yeah. Oh, Lindsey finished your shot. I want to see you kiss all the girls, my Lindsey. Haha. Kiss all the girls. And so Lindsey's like, oh, so she kisses Sierra.

And Sierra is like, whoa, I didn't mean to draw back from that. I was just like, really surprised by that. She goes, oh my bill kind of rejected. So Sierra kisses her. And then Lindsay grabs her head and like, tunks her down. And Cory's like, yeah, I got it all on my phone. Yeah. And then Kyle's asking Carl if you miss his Lindsay.

He's like, oh, yeah, I miss her all, but it's been about 45 minutes. So I'm sort of missing her. And Kyle's like, oh, yeah, I miss her a little bit. It's been about 45 minutes, so I'm sort of the singer. And Kyle's like, so have you been texting her under the table? No, not at all. They just like tossing more pizza dough down there. Oh, okay.

Well, you're gonna be in a dog, guys, because you didn't text Lindsay. Oh, yeah, well, you know, Lindsay now I've gone through a lot. So I think we can handle the next, having been apart from each other for 45 minutes. I think it's totally fine. So really fine.

Yeah, we, like, we, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, I have like about 12 text messages. Where are you, Carlito? Why aren't you answering my phone, Carlito? What the fuck is wrong with you, Lito? Hey guys, I'm not to go, sorry. It's like, oh, we spent a lot of time together. And Danielle goes, yeah, I mean,

I live with my boyfriend too, and I don't spend that much time with him. I mean, and Carl just looks pissed. And then they just edit more Danielle laughing in. They put it on like a loop. It's like, ha ha ha. Whoa. They come on guys, you don't have to do Danielle like that.

So he's like, yeah, I think when we come here, I was like, I'll have fun with other friends, but like tonight it'll be fun. Like it's gonna be fun. And Danielle's like, yeah, well, my normal is hanging out with my friends and my abnormal is, oh my God, my boyfriend has a day off. It's daytime and everyone's like, aw,

this is sad. She's trying to make it sound fun, but it's like really sad. Yeah, it's like someone spiraling. And so then we go back to the restaurant and courted like, yeah, I'm gonna go bathroom. Sarah, like you wanna like, like, oh, what?

I don't think I'm gonna go to the bathroom. That's actually all that happened because that's all that happened on this episode. So then he goes to the bathroom and Sarah is asking Sam what she thinks of him. And Sam's like, I just love hanging out with him. Like the other day, he slammed a door in my face and said, stalker, and I was like, I love it.

Fates is like, oh my God, it's so fun to have that sexual attention. One time I only had spright in the fridge. It was hot. We've never had better sex. Go ahead, sorry. No, I was going to say it then Sam says the most Sam thing that you'd expect you to say, which is, I mean, just love being in love. You know, I don't want to force anything,

but I love love. It's like, okay, you might as well get a, targeting word art and McKenzie Childs to fill up your apartment at this point. Love love. So, I was like, well, that dough was perfect. My deck is dough and call it, and I was like, my dough is dick.

They're, oh, hey, don't Daniel, I know it's long overdue, but I do wanna talk to you. Oh, it's your own chat, could you shout right now? Cause we could chat. Let's go into a room that Luke used to sleep in, but now they're just have like two random seats in it. Yeah, let's go. Okay, hey, so like obviously there's been like

a lot of conversations like to the UN Lindsay, and like, it seems like it's like very complicated. And Daniel's like, well, I like, it seems like it's like very complicated. And Danielle's like, well, I want to hear your perspective on it. And she, she said she thought Lindsey heard her and was like being receptive at Kyle's birthday party, but then something happened before the house while I'm warming. And a lot of that was undone. Well, I feel like you might feel strongly about a relationship. And I'm like, I don't know if you're on board with that. Like we've been together for like 10 months. And I know you and like our history, but like, I don't know.

And then they show a picture of them dating for two seconds, the two seconds that they dated in like season one. And he's like, oh, so you don't want us together at all? She says, no, that's not it. And he's like, so you don't want us to have happiness. She's like, no, that's not it. He's like, oh, you want us to cry every day, me Shik. No, that's not it. He's like, oh, you want to subscribe every day below. That's it. You want Carly to the dialogue. Okay, okay, Daniel. Well, I got it. I got that.

Him, him like doing the throwback of like, well, I know that like, we have a boss and everything and trying that like, that like, Danielle, it's just never gotten over Carl. Like, he was the one that got away. I was like, please. The fucking heartthrob Carl. No one can never gotten over Carl. Like he was the one that got away. I was like, please. The fucking heartthrob Carl, no one can get over fucking Carl. Get over yourself, dude. I don't buy this whole Carl Charmy Charm act anyway. No, I think that's it.

Lindsay is probably like, Carlito, can you go like talk to Danielle because like she was like me to me. So he has like go and be like, so you have like no qualms with me. Lindsay, like just support us. And Danielle's like, no, have like no qualms with me. I was like, hey, I just support us. And Danielle's like, no, I love you guys together. I just do, I think you guys are moving a hell of a thousand percent.

I learned that from Paige. She's my new friend now, a thousand percent. And he's like, well, listen, I appreciate it. How you were like defensively helpful with some of this stuff going on in our life. And she's like, or with the Kyle stuff and she's like Oh, so you're happy when I'm helping you. That's when you're happy. I'm like you're both getting defensive over nothing Okay, you're why are you this is a simple conversation and you're both trying to make it a fight and he's like no But I heard you were questioning. I mean look you did move in with Robert after two months

So it's like, and so now she's pissed. And she's like, okay, but are you not shopping for rings? And she goes, yeah. And then she just laughs and then picks up a pillow, and screams into the tele. I was like, maaah! Yeah, and that was the cliffhanger. So we'll have to wait,

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