Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Look Who's Montauking

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on eel-brows. As I'm gonna sound in ten more years of this, welcome to what-what-grabbons, some-a-house edition. I'm not a wise old tree. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there having things. Hi, how are you Ronnie? Good, because we're talking summer house today, which always love to talk about.

Yes. And we always love talking to you, dear heart out there. And we're really excited because we are getting to do that live to ring the country, sing you, meeting you, talking to your face. Okay, get to say to your face. So come see us this weekend. We start a two weekend, jaunt. We are going to start Thursday night, the 23rd and Denver, Colorado at the summit theater. And then the next night on the 24th Friday, we're going to be in Salt Lake City. In Denver, we're doing Vanderpump rules in Salt Lake City. We are going to be doing the other show that we like to do out there. Then what is it? it. Real housewives ultimate girls trip in Salt Lake City. In Thailand, I mean, the Thailand in Salt Lake City, amazing, okay? And then the next weekend, we're going to be in Seattle

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going to be, we did it in Charlotte and that was wild, the energy in there, but it's great. It's great to get back to all these places. So we're excited. I just want to say also, I'm really excited for Salt Lake City, because I've never been there, and we were going to go there right before the pandemic. It was like literally the pandemic happened a week before. It was our first casualty of the pandemic.

And I'm excited. Now that the real house of Salt Lake City has now happened there since the pandemic, I'm now very Salt Lake City curious. I'm really thrilled that we're going to a real housewife city on Friday. That's what I have to add to all that. Do it, man. Okay, so here we are with Summer House Season seven, episode six. We are hanging disco balls for a studio 54 party, which I have to say is better than a great guest

to be party, but not by much. I must correct you, because I believe this is a studio 54-st party. If you remember, there was some word play. I'm not sure that we saw the theme really carried through in the party, we didn't see anyone dress sort of like a tree. Didn't see anyone dress like those walking trees from Lord of the Rings also wearing, you know,

like disco roller skates or something. But that was technically the theme of it. Just studio 50 forests. God, you have a really interesting view of the forest. I'm like, it's where you piss on road trips or fuck on road trips. So it's where trees come to it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where using the pool as a decorative element. So it's already looking very sad.

And they made this like very sad photo wall. They basically ordered only one thing of tinsel to put on a wall, and they'd need like many, many more. So it's just kind of hanging mylar, dangling mylar, blowing in the wind. It was terrible. It's like used car lot, Fr fringe, you know, that plastic fringe. So, age is like, wow, this looks for the great guys. Like, shut up page.

Just think, yeah. Wow, this, this is for the world. Very Talbot's, as in sad, deeply sad. I get where you're going for it, but no. And Sierra is like, I can juggle disco balls. And she does. And then we go to Lindsay and Carl and it's like, oh, you know, game. And he's like, yeah, man, but I've stuck to call me. I'm really, really anxious. anxious. What?

babe, no, babe. Uh, I haven't talked to Kyle since last weekend. And like, I know I have to, but like, I just haven't had the, I don't want to Kyle since last weekend and like I know I have to but like I just haven't had the I don't want to say ball, but probably balls and I'm just like worried that our friendship is like in a serious Jeopardy, like what is friendship for 400 please? It's in jeopardy So I need to tell Kyle like don't ever talk to my babe girlfriend like that. Thanks. Hmm. And I was like yeah to my big girlfriend like that. Thanks. Mm. And I was like, yeah, I'll start off my golf. Um, just what's Carl's thing with his balls? Does he have three balls or one ball? I think he has three balls.

He has three. That's the story. Mm-hmm. So then, um, Amanda and Carl, I mean, I'm a block. Hi, oh. Sorry. Amanda and Kyle show up. And we hear the horn hawk and it sounds like this And they brought there are two little dogs with them which are very cute, but But they're also the kind of dog owners that when they bring their dogs around they become about

40% less fun Their dogs are so cute. I don't even care like I'm totally fine with it. Their dogs are so cute. I don't even care. Like I'm totally fine with it. Their dogs are so cute. So Gabby is watching from the window. I was like, Oh my God, dogs. And so of course, everybody friends to see the dogs and the dogs are barking, running all over the house. And Carl's like, Oh, I think they're here.

I hear dogs barking. And I'm like, Oh, dog's made. And I mean, it's like,' Mad. I'm sick of it. Oh, Don't Smokin' Mad. And Amanda's like, I said as I was last weekend, I decided to come back because I'm not gonna let anyone, let alone Lindsey, Dictane, I'm gonna spend my summer.

Tomorrow's my birthday. Wait, was there actually a consideration that Amanda wasn't gonna come to the house this weekend? Why was she acting like for a moment she was gonna soak to the house this weekend? Why was she acting like for a moment she was gonna soak in the city instead of being in the Hamptons on camera? No, that's not her birthday. Yeah, I mean, she's had,

she's gotten to do her favorite thing, almost every birthday here. Cry and whine. Okay. She's not gonna miss that to be held alone. Now here is one thing that dog owners do around me that I really don't like. And I am a dog owner and I do tend to do this So I apologize for the hypocrisy but

When people talk and baby voice to their dogs around me. They're like hey, we see one of me my friends No, I don't like what's wrong with your dog is yeah, yeah, your dog can't handle normal speaking Could you please don't talk to your dog? It's like you're putting your dog you're putting your dog down in front of me. It's like you're treating your dog like a fucking idiot in front of me You know, it's it's cringey. I don't like that either I you know what I also don't like I don't like people telling me Like stories about their dogs quirks. I don't like it when they tell me about their dogs Where they're children and honestly probably any pet, to be honest, I would attend any pet,

but it just really feels like it comes with its like dog owners do this a lot. Like, oh my God, like he thinks he's like a human. He like follows me around. Oh, really? Wow, real original. Is it cause you feed him and he wants food? Is that why?

He's like a human, like it's crazy. It's Stockholm syndrome. The dog doesn't have anybody else except you. You've kidnapped the dog from its family, okay? Then you've locked it locked in a big box that is your apartment or your house. All it sees is you and it's learned to thank you for the fucking terrible dog food that you give it every day.

Like it's not some animal that get to kill it. It's like some ship urina or whatever. The dog has dog home syndrome, you know? And I guess kind of like free massages every day, more or less, you know? And it's like this is my life. This is my life, you know? I lay around staring at a wall until this person

gives me five minutes of energy a day. You know, it's a sad life. So anyway, come here and see what I say out of my friends. Speaking of sad life, Chris, with his terrible hair. Oh, Jesus, Chris. Okay, or Chris, I just feel it for him because he's trying.

I don't know what he's trying to do, but I know that he's trying. And he's trying very hard. I feel like he should get something. Yeah, but I think that Chris thinks he's more charming than he is, unfortunately. I think, yeah, the Chris train has left. He's hot, but I think that Chris thinks he's more charming than he is. Unfortunately, I think yeah, the Chris train has has left. He's hot. He's not. He's just, he's not enough though. He's just not enough. So, Gabby needs deodorant in case he was wondering. And Lindsay's like,

maim! And I'm like, how do you start in five minutes? So we got to hurry, maim! Maim! And she, when she's saying this, she's like, walks down the hallway, and then Amanda's in the hallway, and Lindsay just like, keeps walking down the hallway without saying hi to Amanda. Although there's a chance she didn't see Amanda, but either way. I thought they saw each other and ignored each other.

Yeah, it was icy. Love it. So Lindsay's like, I know the carol is gonna duck the car. So I have no plans whatsoever and I haven't got a conversation. I'm just here to have a good time. Ah!

Ah! So then Amanda's getting ready with Kyle, and she's like, how do you feel about seeing Kyle Kyle? Yeah. Well, I'll be like, dude, I was weak, and then like, I'll, you know, I like, hey, I sent you a text on Sunday,

I never heard back. And it's like, yeah, this is the first time I've had really anxiety about what I'm gonna say to my best friend. I mean, to be across the hall from Carl, getting ready for a party, I'm feeling the tension there. I feel like a fish out of lover boy. It's crazy. So then Carly, Carly, it's my sister.

Hi, Carly. Carly, it's on a curly wig and Sierra has an afro on and then she starts doing this character that she really commits to. She's committed to that. She's like, I'm calmer brown. And calmer browns spicy and she's not involved in the drama. I calmer brown everybody. It's me calmer brown. and she's not involved in the drama. Come a brown, everybody, it's me, come a brown. And then she keeps saying,

bam, over and over, she keeps going, I'm karma brown. Bam! Oh, bam! Like that is Emerald. Like how are you gonna, how are you gonna, how are you gonna give your karma brown character

Emerald qualities? You know, she's sort of doing a little like a 1970s black exploitation a bit, you know? So I respect her for trying to change it up. I think it was lost on everyone in the house. I just think they didn't get the joke. They just like, so then Chris is trying to show personality by decorating a tree. And that's basically what he's doing. He's basically having a lot of discovery.

Yeah. So everybody's getting dressed in their wacky 70 outfits. And Oliver comes and I was like, oh, babe, I felt your presence. I poured you a shot. So I felt you were coming. So that's why I got you a shot. I'm really starting to like Maya's just stoner awkwardness.

I like the fact that Maya seems like she's smarter than everyone in the house and she's not even really sure why she's in this house, but she's just like, well, whatever, I used to date Kwame and this is going to be my waiting to exhale experience being in this random house with these strange people. I'm definitely not going to mention Kwame anymore as for sure. So Amanda's like, love it. I love your outfit. Kyle, I love it for you.

God, this babe. And then Sam is getting dings that she walks through the house. She's walking through and we just hear, except our Australian. So they're like, doing, going, going. They're like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, what did you do? Did you get text on it?

It's just, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. She did. Sam is crushing on an Australian guy named Tim, who she's hoping to meet up with later. And the reason why you know she wants to meet up with him later is because for the next 30 minutes of the show, she's like, does anyone want to get a montage tonight? Yeah, like Tim's gonna be there.

It's gonna be like a house party. Do you want a montage? You get one of the montage, man. Guys, there's a house, Australian person in Montac. I'm gonna see him. I love Australia. You guys wanna get a montage? You guys wanna get a montage?

He's like so hot. He's so hot. He's so hot. He's so cute. You wanna montage? Montac? Yeah. So, arrivals, as they all move outside to the quote,

unquote party and Syris still going, my name is karma and karma is a bitch and you better ask about her. Bam! Add the spices. And add the pepper. Paige just watching and I'm getting it. So then Carl's like, hey babe. Hey babe. Oh, you're blending me with your ball. Did you have a, it was a disco ball? Sorry, sorry, I'm bad.

Sorry, I'm a disco ball. Yeah, just like an e-mail, just like experimenting with balls, you know? Well, cause I've got three, but like, what if I have another one, you know I'm saying babe? Hey babe, you look great by the way. Cut to Sam, um, just, you know, doing, like doing the Sam. I'm like, oh my man isn't coming, but his friends are coming, and he's Australian. He's so, like, my man's gonna get,

he's like, so are you guys, he's Australian. And Sierra is looking around this party, which is nothing. Like, it's hardly decorated, nothing is going on. And she's like, this is a travesty. Where's the champagne tower? Where's the music? Yeah.

There's like 20 people there. It's basically just like a barbecue, right? And they're trying to all dance as if there's something major going on. And meanwhile Gabby is like, I'm gonna go change it in my second look. I'm like, it's been five minutes and there's not even a music playing.

Why are you going into a second look? And Carl's like, oh, second look, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Second look, wow. I don't wanna pile on the second look commentary. I don't want second look Well, hopefully as soon as he walks out our control suit, but in the meantime baby look great You look great, babe So page is with them and she goes, wait, well Paige is somewhere.

I don't know if it's a party, so it gets confusing who's where, but Paige goes, wait, pal, Amanda, look so good. You guys, you look so good. And it just cuts the lunty giving a stink face. Like, yeah, they look so not good. And the music becomes like inception. The music is like, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo We traded places cuz like now you got a wig on I grew up my wig Mass my hair so yeah, yeah, that's this is a pretty cool observation bro. Hey, hey, oh before the party gets sorted

I'd love to catch up. Yeah, let's go catch up. Yeah, let's go catch up I'll put my weight on you too if you want. Yeah, I'll be great bro because if you don't I'm gonna bury you I'm gonna fucking bury you just kidding. Hey, you you wanna go in the shade? Let's do that. Let's go in the shade. You like the shade. Let's do that. So Lindsay is just like laser focused on them watching them from across the yard.

And Daniel's like, I'm sorry, but then yeah, I'm sorry, but Carl is a damn sonat. Are they there to talk about Kyle actually? I think they like Kyle's outfit, because Paige is like, that's a great outfit. Like he was born in the wrong era, okay? And the man is like, yeah, well, the sparkly pants are mine. Wait, those are men's pants. Please tell me you didn't pay full price for them. You did? Okay. All right, let's have a mental. Okay, I was, oh, listen, yeah, okay, like,

all right, hold on. All right. So Saturday night, it was like kind of hard to be around that. You know, yeah, yeah, I just kind of like snapped, you know? Yeah, but I don't like think I've ever, like ever seen you get that angry. I have ever, ever. Yeah, and like I appreciate your text last weekend, like that was really cool, but like I don't love higher spring to Lindsay. And I think you could tell I didn't love it by the way I was weekend, like that was really cool, but like I don't love how you're speaking to Lindsay, and I think you could tell I didn't love it by the way I was like, like that.

And so like you were really far and up, and I was like, does he like, do you don't like, does he like think the stuff like, oh, do you guys even like me and Lindsay, I kind of feel like we're America's sweetest right now. Oh, just be honest. I gotta be honest man, like you changed, and that's now,

cause you're spending a lot more time with Lindsay. I mean you love the girl. I get it. Yeah. Well, I want to marry the girl. Marry the girl today. Oh, yeah. Well, take the boyfriend out of her one second and just I still come back to the fact that our friendship has changed.

And where that stands from is contention between Lindsay and Amanda. Well, yeah. It also kind of comes from you screaming when actual assholes and actual bitches get their way. I don't know. I'd love for you guys to be able to blame this all on the ladies not getting along, but you're also a massive dick Kyle, okay? You're a massive dick hole sometimes.

Yeah, it's like also he is your employee and he's feeling undervalued as an employee, but also Carl, you're his employee and you're feeling undervalued as an employee, but also Karl yours employee and you're not doing what you should be doing as a worker. So yeah, I think it's not you can't just put that pin it all on the women. Yeah, I mean they don't get along and I get that, but you got their jackasses. So let's keep it let's keep it here for a moment. Okay, shall we? So then Lindsay is talking to Sam and say I like, well, at least her finally talking. I mean, instead of just like not talking about it,

like if they were the guy that I'm gonna go see in Montaclated, they'd be talking about it. Like, hey, I'm like enough now. Like, settle down there, young one. Oh my god, I ate myself. I'm too much, I ate myself. Oh my god. Are you drowning yourself?

You don't want to drown yourself? Actually, I'm not. I'm just getting myself a chlorine facial. Yeah, we've been talking about a lot in the magazine that I work at. So Amanda is like, Lindsay, Lindsay, whoa, it's a lot of voices, a lot of different levels of shrill you have to do.

Lindsay uses the word friend as a weapon and she like weaponizes it against me. And I'm like, not a good friend, I'm like, not this. I'm not that. I'm in a place where I'm like, Lindsay, I'm sorry. I feel that way, but like, you feel that way, but like, I'm not apologizing for anything else. Kyle.

So Kyle's saying, listen, the man has been trying for six years to get on Lindsay's good side. And Kyle's like, aw, because Lizzie's been really hurt by things hurt by things in Madison and Carl's like, well, what is Amanda doing? It's, yeah, I'll be like, oh, me and Lindsay are like looking at houses and the matter's like, it's just certain looking houses. So, I'm there. Oh, it's probably, it was pretty awful though, she saw that. And then we see like footage from the reunion where Amanda's like, guys, I just get nervous

at how fast you're moving, which honestly, I think is a pretty benign thing to say. And the fact that they're like, this is like what Amanda's doing. Like, can you believe it? Like she doesn't support our relationship right now. It's terrible. Especially what's, it's not weird that Lindsay would think that because Lindsay is always into jumping into something, you know? She's like, oh, no, here is my list.

You need to be ready in two weeks, you know? She's like, oh no, here's my list. You need to be ready in two weeks. You know, but Carl is the one who's always shying away from everything. So for somebody to be like, Carl, maybe this is a little faster for you person who can't keep a plan to live yet. Like, yeah, person is going through massive life changes and emerging from like some big trauma and facing big trauma.

She's like, maybe, like, maybe you're going a little fast and it's not really undermining. It's like giving an honest, it's actually giving an honest impression, which is what's funny is that Lindsey's always about, like, I'm sure that, oh, by just saying how it is, like I want you to just tell me and like she just basically said it.

And I think like, the truth is that they probably could ding Amanda for some other sort of passive aggressive things that she's done, but like that, like that's what you're going to like hang this all on. Oh, I guess from Lindsay's view, she's like, this girl hates me. She's done nothing but try to undermine me. And now she's going to try and undermine my relationship with Car. Yeah, but yeah, so Lindsay's coming in with a lot of stuff from reunion that I think in the season, everyone tries to pretend that reunion stuff didn't happen.

Yeah. But the truth is that, I mean, again, I'm always going back to season two, which may be unfair, but it feels like a lot of these grudges have roots to their where they like literally cut Amanda out of Instagram. It was like a whole thing. Not they wasn't at Lindsay. It was like, and so Lee Lindsay doing it. No, it was like a little click. Remember, it wasn't at Lindsay, the workers twins,

and wasn't at Stephen, didn't they have like a little group? And then Kyle had to write like a 17 page manifesto. Like, my girlfriend better, you know? Yeah, I remember all that so funny. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's come. If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty. And now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more

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Just head over to the meat aisle at your local grocery store, grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. Merch-o. So, basically they're making about the girls, right? So, Carl's like, you know, it's just like, weird to hear, like, I would never talk to you about your relationship in that way. And like, last Saturday night, like, to're the hero. Like, I would never talk to you about your relationship in that way. And like, last Saturday night, like, to have it come,

like, it just seems like there's some deeper shit there. Yeah, like, you're not doing your fucking job, Carl. And then coming in and asking for a raise. Like, what the hell? Yeah. And Kyle's like, well, you guys are reading between lines that, like, literally, don't exist. Yeah, well, I'm not really dealing with lines that much more

I need to use this all right. Well, I got that so listen Amanda walks around on eggshells with Lindsay Well, I think it's the other way around like that's why it's so hard. I mean Lindsay Obviously famously known for walking around on eggshells. I mean look she's like basically a wallflower Lindsay walking on eggshells. I mean, look, she's like basically a wall flower. Lindsay walking on eggshells. Are you kidding me? Obviously she is polarizing and complicated. I wish we could all have like, you know, like, trust me, I wish we were going on double dates. I wish that's all so badly. House was sick at all. Like, regardless of what happens with love or boy, I wish we could just like check in with each other. I could be like, bro, you can be like, bro, and I could be like, you go into barricade

boot camp, I mean, you could be like, bro, we go. Hey, hey, let's make an oath to one another that we can maintain for about three days. No matter what's going on with the ladies, let's not get in the middle of this type of stuff that's going to drive a wedge between us. Can you do that between now and Wednesday? Because I think that's about as long as I can hold on to a note. Yeah. Again, guys, this is not about the ladies. This is about you hiring your best friend who's trying to become sober in an alcohol company, and then sending him to literal bars to detest things. And then fighting with him while you're fall down drunk,

while he's not doing his down job. You guys have enough of your own issues, okay? He's the focus in the house. They just blend me at all in the women, right? Yeah. And he's saying, like, oh, well, it's never easy to work with your best friend. And we just have to focus on our friendship.

He's like, I like the friendship. And I like the frustration, disappointment, and hurt at the best of me. And I'm hoping to get back to what this is all about, which is spending a summer with my friend promoting lover boy on national television. So, um, Lindsay is still watching. So she's like, oh, it's done. And Paige is also watching.

And she's like, Kyle and Carl had sick board, sick the most boring and she's like, Hi. Kyle and Carl hugged. Sick board, sick the most boring show she's ever seen. I'm only saying that out loud because I know that Lindsey may have cataracts right now. So just wanna, just wanna know right things for her so she knows it's really happening in the house rounder. Yeah, just close captioning it, audio style for Lens. And Sierra is like, do you think they cried? Do you, I think he cried.

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Because there's a party in Montauk. I'm like, I wanna make out with an Australian guy. And like, there's one in Montauk. I was like, I was Australian guys. You know only Australian guys, it's really far. Do you know an Australian? It's like tomorrow. I think I'm going inside and look at the refrigerator

and see what brand it is for my dream home. And Australia, I already made out with this guy. Oh, okay. Does anyone want some Swami? Fans up on the counter. So then Chris and Oliver and the hot tub. And this is so awkward watching Chris trying to talk to girls. Oh my God. Say hi.

He's like, hi. So yeah, they're like, how do you guys know each other? And he's like, well, we've been friends since the third grade. Oh my God, you meant school? That is like a such a coincidence. And now you're both a year together. What a coincidence. And then like while she's saying this,

it keeps kind of the Chris going, no, no, no. Like he just like made it up that he was going, he went to school with Oliver. So then he tells us, I just love messing with a girl. Like, I love teasing, you know? I wanna know that this girl can joke, and if she can give me ship back, she's a keeper. I'm like, you know what?

Like, I get it. If you want, anytime you're gonna date someone, you wanna see that like, if you crack jokes, they're gonna get it too. But you gotta crack good jokes, you know? Like, don't put some, like don't do a stupid joke of like, yeah, we went to school together really? no

Oh Like you have to have some punch lines before you can see if they can joke back with you So then He's like yeah, you know my personality like if she can give it back to me then that's the one and then it cuts to him going Oh my god, the sun is on your face right now. Like seriously, it's on your face right now. Ha ha ha ha. You suck, get off my TV.

Who put you on here? How did you get past the, isn't there some federal organization that like screens people for coming on TV? The fuck off my TV, sir? They really struggle on this show sometimes to cast good male characters. I feel like, well, I feel like we,

you know, I think the last really good one was Luke. And then it seemed like we had, I mean, Andrea was pretty good, but then they got rid of Andrea. So, but we have, we struck out with Alex, we struck out with this guy, like, we need to work on this. So now, Carl and you're being cutesy, and of course, because that's what they do. And it's like, like, you need to work on this. So now, Carlins, you're being cutesy.

And of course, because that's what they do. And he's like, hmm, you look like a washed up rock star. And he's like, yeah, I'm a, I'm a washed up disco man. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, dude. Oh, that's a good idea. So she asked about the conversation. He's like, well, I feel better, you know, like, obviously, I'm not okay with how he spoke to you last week

And he said like that was in direct reaction to something you said to Amanda and look I don't know if you're comfortable talking to Amanda. She says, um, that's what you talked about I guess well, y'all I'm telling you what we discussed. She goes, oh, so that was like a really long conversation And the only thing you talked about was me Thank you So So then, I would think that you should be happy about that, but Carl's like, no, no, it was about you and Amanda. I think you guys need to have a conversation, because if I hadn't, my way, we would have talked all the time, because I'm a very direct communicator. As you can tell, by me, absolutely not, talking to Amanda right now. I've been directing you to communicate all day long.

I'm a communication director. I'm a very direct communicator. So, Carol's like, y'all, no, she's getting pissed now. She's like, it doesn't seem like you know. And he's like, well, don't make this more difficult than it needs to be you and Amanda need to talk. And she's like, oh, what I'm supposed to just go out to her and be like, hey, you heard me, and I beg you to apologize. And he's like, I'm dealing with a shit I have to,

and that's what I'm talking about with Kyle. And we just get a creepy shot of Paige staring from an upper level. Yes, it was so weird. It was hilarious, you just up there staring. It just got stuck up shot of Paige. Like, of page like staring down at them for the wind out. It was like a ghost. It was like a, it was like a, it was like this is the ghost that lives in the house. Like it was spotted. It was like discounted in the attic.

But by the way, you know what was funny to me? I love Amanda saying, I'm sorry, Lindsay saying, I'm not going to just go up to to Amanda and say you hurt me when like she's literally spent the first half this episode saying to Carl you have to talk to Carl right away like as soon as you see him like talk to him you gotta talk to him right away I've got to call you I'm not to go and just like oh wait I'm supposed to go talk to Amanda and then also says that she's a very direct communicator too. So then she's like well don't be mad at me it's like I'm not mad at you she's a thing don't come too. So then she's like, well, don't be mad at me. It's like, I'm not mad at you. She's like, then don't come at me. And he's like, I'm not coming at you. To arrest me. You'll know if I was coming at you. Yeah. You'll see a lot of dirt on your eyes.

Because I'll be burning you. I'm going to bury you. Yeah. If I come at you. Yeah. You're going to have some season your eyes because I'm going to like blueberry you. That's how much I'm gonna bear you all the berries So we're seeing the first cracks in their fake, you know possibly fake relationship I think it's a relationship with a fake happy. I think there's like a fake cheeriness about it, you know Yeah, I think they're really dating. I just think I Don't know what I think okay, so Carl's, well, I wish we could just all be closer. Like the four of us.

And she says, how can we be closer when she says all this shit? She said to me and I said, I'm hurt. And she doesn't do anything about me being hurt. Like, I don't need a bag of our conversation. I'm like expecting that from Amanda and I'm like, not going. So then they're making fun of her. Amanda is cracking the up because she knows they're talking about her, right? And she can hear a little parts of it.

And she goes, are they talking about me? I mean, God, I love the way Lindsey gets really mad. And then she smiles and laughs and it comes to Lindsey going, it's not happening. So then Lindsay is saying like, there's nothing that she's ever done about my feelings. Because, well, didn't she apologize? You like overtaxed? Um, like overtaxed, but like, and so that means like, that means like, she let me to believe there be like a bigger conversation and person.

And that hasn't happened. No. And so that's what I'm saying. There is a conversation. A lot of news will be high. That's what I'm saying. You just got buried with my logic right now. I know. It's who wants to mandate to initiate the conversation, but Amanda initiated the text. So if she initiated the text and you have to initiate the conversation or text her back, or you just also works. And you just also can't do this whole thing of like, I'm a very direct communicator and then be sitting there waiting for someone to come up to you.

So she's like, well, I do want to fix things. And he's like, well, pervert, I love to play a rap on that because there's like nothing else to talk about. Say, I want to play a rap on. I want to play a rap on. We're going to pretend nothing's wrong. I'll burn. What is that? What, wanna play, uh, wanna play BearPong, we're gonna pretend nothing's wrong, but I'll, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear. Sam, have you been just like standing here next? What is this entire conversation?

Yeah, I have, I was just wondering, just wanna get a temperature check on Montauk for tonight. Is there gonna be a little trip to Montauk? So then Danielle is talking to somebody, and she goes, oh my God, did you see that? Look at that couple right there. Have you seen, like how do you have a serious conversation and then turn around and play beer pong?

Danielle, get on fucking line and meet some people. You know what I mean? I'm serious saying Danielle. I don't disagree with her, but I also feel like Danielle, you're way too involved in other people's business. I mean, she's not wrong, because then also feel like Danielle, you're way too involved in other people's business. I mean, she's not wrong because then we see like Lindsay, Lindsay and Carl clearly have unsettled tension. And then all of a sudden she's like, yes, babe, we just got a shot.

And she like jumps on Carl in the classic Lindsay way. And then we see Chris pretending to throw a girl in the pool, classic, classic joking, just really testing those limits. And then Sam, of course, Sam is like, hey, is anyone planning to go to the Montac? Like, if you go, don't go without me, thanks because my boy joins in, Montac. I'm like, I'm dead, I'm like, I'm dead.

So then Carl and Danielle sit down and she's like, yeah, it's like you and Lindsay talking. And every time I see her in a chat with you, she seems to be heated and he's like, well, you know, trying to communicate can be hard sometimes when she's drunk. It's like, oh, God. See, this is the thing when you, when you get in a relationship with a sober person, feel like you almost have to be sober because, but listen, you still have to write to drink. No, I'm not going to take that away from Lindsay. She doesn't have to be sober because, listen, you still have the right to drink. No, I'm not going

to take that away from Lindsay. She doesn't have to be sober for Carl. She should be sober for herself because this is what happens when you have a drink. The sober person always goes, oh, well, you're drunk. Or at least the freshly sober person, because it feels like that's, I think, I think it's like you're so fresh and out of it. I mean, I don't know, I haven't been in that position, but it seems like we see that a lot. That you see it with Lala, we saw it with Countess Luan, we see it with, it's so fresh.

It's like, it's sort of consumes your mind, though, because you've just gone through the recovery process, you're fresh in the recovery process, so that you're sort of like, it's like anything. If you just started CrossFit, all of a, you know, it's like anything, right? Like if you just started CrossFit, all of a sudden you talk about everything you've come out of CrossFit, you know? So like now he's like Carl's doing that thing.

Like, well, she's strong. Yeah. Now she's strong. Yeah. So it's like when you're dating a sober person or a newly sober person, whatever, it's best for yourself to be sober because they will use it against you at every chance they can. Okay. trust me. I've been the, I've been the not sober person and I've been the sober person and I'm just

as guilty when I'm sober for two seconds. It's like if I lose two pounds and everyone I see in the crosswalk, I'm like, really, I could do it. Why can't, yeah. It's like a natural thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like the CrossFit thing. It's like when people start doing CrossFit and all of a sudden everything they say is like,

oh, you should really do CrossFit. Like, oh my God, or keto. Oh, you know who's terrible with this? Those people who eat livers. You know those people who are like, I hate seed oils and all I eat or like, it's like Ryan Colberson and Brianna from. Oh, it's like the caveman, it's not paleo,

but it's just like the meat. Something like that, yeah, they're like, we only eat giblets and kidneys. Check what? They're like, we hate seed oils. They'll put like signs in their yard, they're like, no seed oils. It's like those people, they get instantly super judgy,

just because they ate a kidney for breakfast. Yeah, so either way, we're seeing glimmers of this with Carl and so then on Lindsey and Paige are sitting on like a day bed and then she's like, guys, and communicating, it's just like so hard. Like Carl was like, you and Amanda need to talk and I was like, I know. And Paige is like, well, why don't you just like

pull her to talk? Is it, is it because you're standing on an surface, which would be difficult for your walker? Is that why? Also, hysterical that she sits with Paige like their girlfriends. Like, well, I just can't wait to rely on Paige. So she's like, why don't you just talk? I mean, just glue your teeth in and talk. You're hearing aids.

You can hear what she has to say. Lindsay's like, I'm very hurt, I'm all the more things. And Paige goes, well, does she know that? Because how could she come to talk to you if she doesn't know that? And Lindsay goes, because I don't make a big deal out of things, Paige. As she's screaming. But when you say that you're hurt by multiple things, are you just talking about arthritis

right now? Or is it only when storms are coming? Have you been taking your bonita? Can you feel rain in your knees? Back to Carl and Danielle. Carl was like, oh, it's just telling her a lot of who she talked about, and she wasn't really receptive. So I walked away right into beer pong, where she jumped up on me and gave me a good thigh squeeze.

You know what her legs were all the bachelor, and it was done. And Danielle's, Danielle's like, for two of the most outspoken people, you guys sure internalize a lot of things. I'm like, well, that's funny because Danielle definitely externalizes a lot of things about things that don't involve her. Yes. So, paid back to Paige and Lindsay, Paige is like, why are you holding it in?

She's like, I mean, it's not just one thing, it's like a multiple things. And like, she said, she was doing a movie with Carl. And Paige is like, oh, thank God, finally it in. Well, Danielle said that too. She was saying she was only a year and a half super and like then they might get engaged. They moved into a very expensive apartment and she was like, I feel like they'd live in a fairy tale, but like a new type of fairy tale, where Cinderella is like 76 years old, you know? It's like when that old lady played them and chanted. That old lady. It's like watching Sleeping Beauty,

but like Angela Lanzberry is the T-pop. It's like Sleeping Beauty, but you're like, oh my god, is she ever gonna wake up? It's like when Helen Mirren played Rapunzel in a movie that I once dreamed of. Hmm, it's time for commercial, it's time for- Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writer's room.

Each episode members of the writer's room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So Danielle, Max is Danielle, she's like, well, you know, look, things can't always be great Carl, me and Robert fight. I mean, he works all the fucking time. I mean, I'm not going to cry. Wait, hold on. I'm not going to cry. I don't care. Please don't try and cry. Okay. Well, I won't cry, but it is really hard. You know, and we're not always perfect.

And so when I see Carl and Lindsay, I just want them to have a relationship where they can talk about the hard stuff too. So here it all is. Basically Danielle and Robert are on the road to break up because they have now since broken up. Spoiler. So she's miserable. She's going through it.

So that's what's really driving Danielle right now, which is it's not so much that like, oh, I'm in misery. So you have to be in misery too. Although that may be a component of it, but it's more like she's projecting issues from her relationship onto their relationship. She's not necessarily wrong, but I feel like the motivation is less about,

like I'm concerned about you guys. Her motivation is more like she is, this is how she's processing the shit that's going on in her relationships. I see her motivation as just pure, hey, you guys are my only friends. Like, we hang out every weekend. And she's left out. Yeah, we were the three amigos and now you guys are together and you just completely ignore me.

But like, why? But like, yes, I 100% agree with that. But I think her rationale, like, why does their relationship have to be like your failing relationship? You know? And I know what she's saying. She's saying like, you guys are acting like your failing relationship, you know? And I know what she's saying, she's saying like you guys are acting like everything is great but no things aren't great. But then like, so let them have their own stupid,

let them have their honeymoon period. We're entitled to our own delusions, you know what I mean? I mean, the worst thing that can happen is for you to say, how are you? And then somebody to actually tell you, like I'm not really asking. Like how are you? Oh then somebody to actually tell you, like, I'm not really asking. Like, how are you? Oh, you won't believe it.

This is what happens. I'm tired. This is the first thing. It's not the first thing I do. I do everything. It's like, I'm not, no one's really asking. You know, we all know this. And I feel like that's kind of Daniel's like,

just be open and honest. No, I'd rather see them being fake than fighting all the time. Well, actually, I'm watching television. So so you know we we know this is going in the ever direction right we're just gonna be these two screaming and yelling at each other for the rest of their lives and you see it let me say that when Carl gets pissed off at her and was like oh you'll know when I'm coming at you you know it's just gonna turn into that ever relationship again well I think the foundation of this of what Daniel is feeling is also that, yeah,

their whole trio of friendship has now been affected. She is being left out and she's being left out for what she sees as probably a relationship that is doomed because they're not being honest with each other and they're going to fast and it's frustrating because she also is gonna have to be on the receiving end of hearing them complain about each other to hurt. Like she sees all the fakery in it, but I think it's like especially like she can't come from a place of like, well, they're just gonna have to do

what they do until they fail. I think the fact that her relationship is failing is causing her like really care about this more than she should. Even though she's not wrong, she's just caring too much. Kinda bored. I mean, this is Danielle talk. How much can we talk about Dan? This is the most we've ever talked about, Dan. I know. In seven years.

Yeah, I know. It's amazing. So Lindsay is like, she's talking to Paige and she's like, you know, that would be like me saying, I'm nervous that your boyfriend is a chef. And Paige goes, that's true. And that was savage. And I'm gonna go tell her that you said that, hold on one second.

She wouldn't want to hurt boyfriend ever two months. Ha ha ha. She cacles after she says, it says something serious in the last, love it. So then back to Danielle, she's like, come on Carl, be real. If you want to say something, fuck and say it. And then back to Paige. She's like, come on, Carl, be real. If you want to say something, fuck and say it. And then back to page, she's like, well, she was concerned. That's all. She

goes, well, it seems like a wild concern. Well, I was under the impression that you know, how she felt. I mean, she, it just seemed like it. I mean, how could you not know how she feels? Isn't she your best friend? Oh, okay. Isn't she the one who helps you cross the street? You know, I love watch page acts like she doesn't have any hobbies, but here she is. For years now, sewing this quilt, this like anti-Limsy quilt, and it's actually become one of the most enjoyable things about this show. I have to say just watching page just find that moment where she can kind of squeeze in there and be like, Oh, wow, just finish this panel. Look at it says, aren't you supposed to be friends? Friends?

Friends? All right, I'm just gonna cut a lot for this. My squelter, I just finished while you go, your friendship isn't the demise. Go ahead, go, go. So then we have a moment where Chris is down with two women and he goes, ladies, how are we feeling? I like your eyes.

Yours are really green. Hizzle? Yellow? And they just don't say anything. They just look at him like, oh my God. Because he's really looking into their eyes. Like, oh, those green, no, they're hazel. Okay, look at me.

Let me look at yours. Oh yeah, you've got more brown. More brown than hers, which are hazel. Fucking gross, dude. So, Gabby apparently someone's asked Gabby for boobs or fake, and she's just... Run with it. That's her thing.

Yeah, she's just going around and that going, oh my God, somebody asked me if my boobs are fake. Do they look fake? I'm so flattered. Cheers, guys. Cheers to me having boobs that look fake. So then Danielle walks. I do think you need to talk to Danielle.

There she is, I gotta be back. She literally runs away. And scene. So Lindsay's like, oh fuck you, Paige. And Danielle's like, well, what were you guys talking about? Well, she was talking about you. Oh, good stuff for bad stuff. Bad stuff?

Bad stuff. Well, that bitch, okay. All right, well, what did she have to say? Well, she was just like Danielle's your best friend, is like, I'm sorry, no, no, she's like, shit, you know what? And Danielle's like, always, I mean, that's the best friend. And she goes, yeah, but she said you were saying

it's too fast for us to move in. And she goes, no, I didn't say that. I just said you guys were moving. Hella fast. And Lindsay goes, um, what do you mean? Hella fast. And then you'll look that they're like, come on. And she has, we've known each other six years.

And she goes, well, not like in a relationship sense. Okay. It's fast. I'm allowed to say that. And Lindsay gets all defensive and she like, all right, when I'm painting, then this man, my dad, man wants that painting with me. Okay, I was like, you're being so fucking defensive, it's annoying. Well, Danielle, you said we were living in a fairytale.

Like, what is this fairytale that we're living in? Because it's pretty amazing. It's someone called the Brothers Grim and renamed it the Brothers Carl Lindsey. Thank you. I'm sorry, I'm back. I just wanted to say you should name it. The brother's Graham. Hello, well, bye. Okay, I'll be over here for those grandma.

Hey, Lindsay, I just want you to know. There was a wolf that was spotted out in the driveway. So just be careful for trusty you. Okay, grandma. So Danielle's like, you know, you guys don't talk about real stuff. You don't like to have fights. And she's like, well, one you guys don't talk about real stuff. You don't like to have fights.

And she's like, well, one thing, Carl doesn't like to have hard conversations. I'm the hard conversation girl. And she goes, yeah, but Lindsey, when he didn't stick up for you, I thought you were going to be like, what are you stick up for me? She goes, well, I was upset. She goes, well, you didn't show you were upset. And she goes, because I've been trying, I said it therapy. Yeah.

I'm gonna try to be a better person. She's like, well, I don't wanna lose two of my best friends. Just, Danielle, you're like never gonna lose me. It's like a fairy tale where you don't lose someone, you know? And Danielle's like, well, sometimes I feel like I am, like I feel like your relationship sometimes feels like it's off limit to talk about. Like I'm not trying to talk to you about your relationship.

I just have opinions and I don't want to not share them. And she's like, well, if you're gonna talk to you, at least tell me first, thank you. Yeah, she's like, why am I having to hear this from page of all people? And she's like, I get it, but, you know, I just want you guys to be like more 100. Okay. Okay. Daniel, Daniel's like someone's mom today being like, Hey, can we keep it for real real?

Okay. Let's get us to 100. Okay, guys, let's keep it real at 100. I just, I'm sorry to interrupt, but Lindsey here is the Tom Brady. Jersey that you wanted. Some, there was something about 80 for Brady involved with this. I don't know. Oh, good. So then Gabby across the yard is like, oh my God, everybody is thinking my boobs are paid for. Here's a cheers. Let's do a toast to my boobs.

That was the moment where I thought, oh, am I going to start just liking Gabby now. I saw, I saw, God, I got really enjoyed Gabby, I think she's been so good, but I was like, oh, she is, she's heck real. I think they cast her to be annoying, right? I mean, they cast the most coingly childish spoiled brat of all time, you know? I think she's supposed to be annoying.

Personally, I do not dislike her, and I think she's hilarious so far. Yeah, I bet she's gonna to be a lot of people. I've been really enjoying her. I've been really enjoying her, but this was like the moment where I was like, oh, I've met girls like this where it's like all night long. Can you believe it?

Like someone literally thought my boobs were fake. Okay, I'm just gonna call like a fake boo party, you know, and then it's like for weeks, it's that. And like, oh, please don't beat that person Gabby. So they're kicking people They're kicking people out now and Sierra and Paige go into their room to change and Sierra's like are you ready for the assassination of karma brown because she's got to go and then she takes off her wig and she's like And scene thank you and seen karma brown out so Yeah, they're just sort of like hanging around there's like pizza that's arrived across like oh I need some maybe that I

I need somebody to like I can't even eat true. I can't even see you sure like a babe pizza zero people here get to grab to do some more barriers tomorrow. Yeah, babe and Sierra's like okay people what would we rate the party? And Daniel's like, oh, solid, 6.5. And so then Daniel's reviewing it. She's like, no music. There was no barely in the alcohol. I mean, and Gabby comes, he's like, what are you guys talking about? She goes, yeah, you're getting a 6.5 out of 10. Yeah, that's right. And Paige goes, boop. So then more pizza arrives. And then we have this weird, tricky, monical song where she sings, you keep counting it

down, retweet. I was like, what? We're now, now, now, I was like, I don't think these songs were even real. Now it's just like someone just found, she just, tricky was just like doing something in her house and they just wrote it down the lyrics. Up in the novel up the brain cam like what? So then sounds like oh my god Kyle your kids are going to be obsessed with you because like how could they not be because like your energy affects the whole house. And that's a good quality to have and he's wasted. He's's like, yeah, I want to make sure I'm going around me

as much as possible. You know, she's, yeah. And I know you've got shit going on, but like when your energy down, it also affects the house. So, you know, we just want to have fun. You know, he's like, yeah, I appreciate that. Kyle, she's telling you, your alcoholic house is bringing the house down, okay?

Hey, you know what'd be interesting? It's so interesting how like your vibe really affects the house down, okay? Hey, you know what'd be interesting? It's so interesting how your vibe really affects the house. I wonder how your vibe would affect Montauk? Thinking maybe we'd go to Montauk and try that out. I don't know, just spitball in here. So then Chris is talking about girls. He's like, oh, this guy. He's like, yeah, I love a girl.

I don't have to force a conversation with. Like, I'd be like, there's nothing there. You know what I mean? Like, if I say your eyes are green, no wait, they're hazel, you better have a follow up. Okay. I know. Cause I grew up with four brothers

and then I graduated and I went straight into the Marine Corps. All dudes. I was like, oh, okay. So. That explained it. That explained it all to talk to women. He's never met a woman before this summer, I think. I think that's what it is. He's like, okay. That explained. That explained. That explained. That explained. That explained. That explained.

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So yeah, no. Oh, God, so Sam's still going, going, going, want to go to Montac? Want to go to Montac? Want to go to Montac? And want to go to Montauk, and cause I want you, but I have babies and I can't. The man is like,

I'm a mom now. God. So Gabby's like, I'm going to Montauk. And when they're going to think my boobs are fake. So now the big drama of the episode, because Lindsay clearly wants to go to Montock. Like, she has a Pavlonian response.

But then she, like, suddenly she hedges and pages like, am I on Lindsay? I know you want to go to Montock. I know you heard the rumors. Prunjus on my line. Lindsay just starts eating. I don't know why I'm eating. It was Pavlonian. And so Lindsay turns to Kaga.

So you want to go to montage, aren't you? And he goes, um, do you want to go? Which is my way of saying, absolutely not. She's like, um, and she sort of gives me this look. Her face says I 100% want to go, but I'm too afraid to disagree with you right now and cause a fight. I mean, it's like, it's far.

She says, yeah, it's far. Yeah, you're also on a show about fucking parting all summer. Okay, so if you're gonna show up to your job, I'm not saying get drunk, but you can't just do this, like I'm going to fucking bat it mine. Go away. Who is this carol?

I don't like this car. Congrats on your sobriety. I hope you keep it. You can even do it on my TV, but you can't just turn into a completely boring person. There are fun, sober people. All right. You can also do like, you can also be away from each other for one night. It's like not the end of the world. Just like her to go and stuff. Like that's something. Like what you're going to have to go to sleep at 10 at the same

that's what I hated about this. I hate that car was like, I feel so sorry again, but you should go out like you should have fun, babe., we don't see him say that, which is like so bad. And I think it's sort of a sad state for Lindsay too, because I think Lindsay is so eager to be in relationship, get her timeline back, like have babies, that she is terrified of potentially jeopardizing any of that by saying, I wanna go out. She's afraid of what fight that might cause.

She's afraid of the acrimony. She's afraid that everything may fall apart. It seems like she doesn't actually feel secure in the relationship, which is not saying it's a bad relationship, just like, I feel bad that she doesn't feel like she can even suggest you stay in and I'll go out. Well, she shouldn't feel secure in it,

because if you're with somebody who's really working their ass off to be sober, and then you go go out. Well, she shouldn't feel secure in it, because if you're with somebody who's really working their ass off to be sober, and then you go sober with them for what she say five months or whatever, she said it a million times, but like five months, and then you decide, okay, we're going to go back on this show about drinking, and I'm no longer going to be sober. And then you go out and party, she should be worried, because it would be the best thing, like any therapist would tell him, yeah, you shouldn't be around that. Like, and she's probably worried.

To take care of your sobriety, you should not be around somebody who needs to be partying still, you know? And she's probably worried like, oh my God, I can't even do this for my boo, that he needs this for me, whatever, dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, but the point is, ultimately,

Carl show said, I Schoes said, I'm gonna stay in, you go out and have fun. But instead, he goes over to the sofa and just like flops down on the sofa and she's like, so you're going asleep already? Which I wonder if she was saying that to be like, well, since you're going to sleep, maybe I'll go out, you know? But he's like, no, I'm just taking a little break

from sitting on the chair over there. So I decided to come to the sofa over here on set. So then Danielle's like, are we going to Montauk? And let's see just so that her entry tells us, yeah, in the past I would say Montauk and Lindsay would just immediately be there, you know? And it's like, bitch, I know you want to go to Montauk. And Sierra's gonna see her, it's like Lindsay, you going to Montauk? And Lindsay's like, I'm trying you want to go to Montauk and Sierra's like Lindsay you going to Montauk and let's He's like trying to figure it out. Are you going?

And she's like thinking about it. She's here this single one bitch When she says trying to figure that out that's her way of like saying I want to go I'm waiting for Carl to say go to Montauk, you know Exactly. She's like I'm standing in line at a governmental office waiting for a stamp on my passport. You know? I know. I can't just walk through the barrier.

I'm going to be kicked out of the country. I have swiped my metro card and I'm waiting for the turn style to register my balance. So she's like, so then she was like, well, you want to go out, bitch. I know you want to go out, bitch. And she's like, well, I want to go out, bitch. I know you want to go out, bitch. And she's like, well, I'm in a relationship, which I think is even more like, hey, I, I, here's me

getting credit for considering your feelings, Carl. Now you can consider my feelings and say, go out. But of course, he said a mad, and said a mad joke. Never stopped Kyle. And they all laughed too hard. And Lindsay, and you know, that is kind of a good point. She had to go through so much shit with Kyle

and still probably does. But they still did whatever the fuck they wanted in the guest, right? And they're still together. So so Lindsay is just like, I mean, she's so clearly wants to go. She's like, Maya, Maya, is that your name? I don't think I've ever spoken to you before,

but are you going to Mandak? Are you going to Mandak, Maya? Maya's like, no. And Sam's like, I'm going to Mandak. Yes, Sam, we fucking know you're going to Mandak. Oh. So, Carol's like, I want to stay. I want to do a fire.

And I'm going to see what the wood situation is. So, anybody have Luke's number? No, something called Luke. I really need to have coyote playing through a blue two speaker while I check what the wood situation is. So anybody have Luke's number? No, something called Luke. I really need to have coyote playing through a Bluetooth speaker while I check on the wood. So. I just, I hated, hated, hated that he wasn't like,

I'm gonna do a fire, but limbs, if you wanna go out, you should go out. Like I hated that so much, because we all know those couples. Like we all know those couples who are just like, where one person is clearly not going to do what they want to do because one person's calling all the sort of the social shots and it's always like, I give them a little bit of a break on this only because

he is probably thinking like I got you know like now she's drinking again, but she wants to go party online like fair. It's probably like a test in a way, you know, like is she going to be able to do this? Mm-hmm. It is fair because he probably doesn't want to encourage you to do that because well he knows he'll come back drunk and he'll be a pain in the ass. So I get that. I do get that. But that's not hitting my past experiences that I'm triggered by. So that's unfortunate because when I do get that, the rational side of my brain does get that. My irrational side, which has dealt with couples like this

before where you basically want to go out and party with one and the other ones like, oh, sleep up staying in watching Goonies again. You're like, oh, yeah. Fuck you. Oh, I think this is just a pretty clear moment where it's like you guys shouldn't be together. Lindsey's not ready.

Lindsey's not ready for what you need. You know, you need sobriety and you need somebody not wanting to go out. Lindsey wants to, she clearly still wants to have that kind of lifestyle. Even if she's gonna transition into the other, there are moms, married moms who still want to go party all the damn time, ask why? I mean, those country club ladies are no fucking joke. They were just

missing a little EDM, you know, really. I mean, they were all dressed the same, but all they were really missing was some EDM and those ladies were bumping all day. They were just fucking wasted all day along party, you know. Well, I'm gonna, I will say, I would advise it to say, it's not so much that Lindsay's not ready, it's that Lindsay, Lindsay's not doing what she wants to do. And I think that's like, you know, she's holding back from what she wants to do.

So, yeah. So then Lindsay sits down Danielle, and she's like, well, you know what Danielle, like if I was single, I'd be going, but I'm not, which, that, I don't like that. I don't like that. And Danielle's like, well, I'm not single. And Danielle's like, I was single, I'd be going, but I'm not, which that I don't like that. I don't like that. Danielle's like, well, I'm not single. And Danielle's is like, yeah,

but you're like not leaving him to go out like, and then gonna, like your boyfriend's like, not as serious regular as what I'm trying to say. Like he's just sort of like this like pale person who just like shows up once in a while and cook us food. So like it's like a little different, you know. Literally nobody cares about your pale ass dark circles under the eyes odd boyfriend. Okay, from a timbre movie no one cares

So I can work for like four years now and like seriously is never what happens So let's like move on from that you're basically single yeah, and She's like yeah, well, you're not leaving your boyfriend to go out and Danielle's like, well, he's never home. She doesn't say that. But that's also another thing that Danielle probably resents. Like her boyfriend, she never fucking gets to see. So she has to go still kind of live this life, right? Where she's like trying and trying to meet new people and doing all this. And then Lindsay's in a relationship where it from Danielle's point of view,

she's probably got everything because she's got this guy that loves her. They're really committed. She sees them all the time, they're living together all that. But she won't go out and still be with Danielle. Just a lot of play there. So anyway, Danielle's like, literally you could do whatever the fuck you want to. And she goes, well, if I was single, I would, you know,

but he doesn't want to go. So I'm not going to. And Danielle says, she goes, why would I want to? Why would I want to go without Carl? And Danielle's like, uh, to hang out with me, maybe. Hello, and Lindsey actually says, but Montauk is a very far away away to go hang out with you. Um, bye. Wow. That's so rude. So fucking rude.

As Lindsey's basically saying, well, you should just stay here. Well, if you want to hang out, we can just stay here. But it's like, that's rude. Danielle wants to go out and have fun and have fun with her best friend. And I get it too, also, sometimes, sometimes, even if you want to do something else, you stay, it's more important to prioritize your boo, because maybe you've been going out a lot all week, so you want to spend time with your boo. But you've just had the whole night, you had the whole day with your boo because maybe you haven't, you've been going out a lot all week, so you want to spend time with your boo. But like, you've just had the whole night, you had the

whole day with your boo. Like, go out, go out with Danielle, have fun. It's really hot. So now all people are going, finally, it's time, guys. Time to finally go out to Montauk. So a bunch of them go out to Montauk and then we see the guys sitting around the fire and they basically are just sittingk and then we see the guys sitting around the fire and They basically just sitting there and then we hear they we hear a car going Yeah, I'm gonna have it. Yeah, go upstairs. Go ahead. Yeah, oh So that's it. Bye. Yeah, wow great great a great time glad I stayed home for this so then Gabby Sam and Danielle return, and they love the AC because it's really hot,

and they attack the pizza basically, and Sam tells us, I just got ghosted my tip. Literally put me in the new bar and slammed the door. So, on the second eight. So I tell him, look, I don't wanna sleep with you here because I don't wanna hit in rent situation, and he says to me, I would never do that. It's like, you know what I feel? It feels stupid, even just saying it right now. Oh,

wait, hold on. I just got a text message. Oh, MG. He's dating burned up Peter's now. That is crazy. That is crazy. So Sam is like personally guys, I think I'm fucking annoying. Like when I date new people, I apologize for my personality. I'll repeat because I'm like so embarrassed to be myself. And Daniel's like, why would you think that? I'm just a guy because it's that's a trauma thing. I get it. Like earlier people thought my boobs were fake. And Danielle's like, listen Sam, you should never tell yourself that you're annoying. That's for us to tell you, you should think yourself,

you should think you're great, okay? So Sam is saying how she did it this guy, who was like really abusive, then like, you know, say things like you're so embarrassing, it's hideous, and you know, would say that her teeth were hideous, and that she, and she hasn't smiled for their teeth in four years because he told her

that her teeth were disgusting and that she can't shut up. She's a no-it-all. So basically a real charmer. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Vanderpump rules yet because it seems like that kind of that seems like perfect for that show. Yeah, it sounds like a waiters captain to me. So Danielle's like, I just want to tell you how you come across is like the most genuine, bubbly, light-hearted person. And sounds like, oh, but like things keep happening this summer and it brings back that insecurity that I like, I'm just too much. And then we see the clip of Maya taking her into the pantry and going, um, shut up. I know.

You need to stop talking. Please for all of our sakes or whatever she said to her. Yeah, she was like, I, she's like, I, you know, at this summer, I came here to be myself and I will no longer be insecure. Hold on one second. Oh, that guy I was interested in would rather date Madonna than me. Current present day Madonna than me. Okay, still secure.

Still totally secure in myself. Right. So she's like, yeah, I like to laugh too loud. It'd be too excited about something. But Daniel's right. I'm gonna be myself no matter what, because I came here to make friends that value who I am. It's like you go Sam. You go Sam, also turning to Bravo TV is not where to find it, but I support the thought behind it. So now it's the morning and people are cleaning up. It's Amanda's birthday, so some of the girls have, or they're gonna do like a big breakfast,

so they're actually waking up early. Page is like, I will get out of bed for Amanda, but you'll all day, every day. I will wake up at 7 a.m. for that bitch because I love her, but also note, I will never do this again. This is a one time only offer. Thanks, mate.

So they all have to clean and put this bagel spread together or whatever. And Paige, of course, sees Maya. So she's like, oh my God, did you hear? That Lindsay wanted to go out. She's so wanted to go out. And she was trying to make Carl go out. And I'm like, this man is like 40 on a couch.

Like, where do you think he's going? I think she's like trying to be better for him. But, um, um, Paige gets this huge smile on her face. And Maya's like, yeah, but it's like a big, extravagant of what she wants. And Paige, she goes, I mean, that means you're not being herself. And Maya says like, yeah, but it's like a dick stront of what she wants. And Patio's, I mean, that means you're like not being herself. And Maya says, yeah, when you make sacrifices for your partner, that leads to resentment. Okay, Paige, do the thing I know you love to do. 1000%

percent. All right. So Maya, well, did you do what you do best? Bring it. You know, you want to. She's like, my, well, did you do what you do best? Bring it, you know you want to. She's like, okay, well, like, like, I've been in relationship with my ex, she's just Kwame, and then like, it's food. It's like a gallery of Kwame food, and she's like, where were different people? And all of her is like the most outgoing guy.

He has like 350 friends, and I have like five. And Sarah's like, what are you guys talking about? So I hold on, could you rewind the Kwame food clips? Okay. And then actually, can you just say something also devastating about Lindsay? So I can say, I was in percent again. That's my favorite. Nella, that's Pansin Ella. I don't want to talk about it. You know what looks like Pansin Ella, Lindsay's face, I

1000% I just agree with myself. I was so excited. Panzenella is like the bread version of Grisabella, who's like the cat version of Lindsay. Have you ever seen a few time go off to heaven? That's what Panzenella does every single time. So Kyle comes home from working out. Is that anybody want to look at my sweaty butt? I'm just here. So Lindsay's like a bam, so I hear it on my hand. And he's like, Oh, God, look it down, man. Yeah, look it out. While your hair looks well rested, so I get through here to go to Montauk last night. Oh, looks

good. Yeah, your hair, it's like your hair is putting all its weight on your nape. I love that. Love that. Nape is not the back part of your neck. That was a sound word. Was I nape? The tongue is like, yeah. It's not weird when you say nape in a car all voice. It doesn't sound like a real word anymore. That's so weird.

So they're cleaning outside and setting it up and blah, blah, blah. So in the kitchen, they're asking Danielle how Montauquois and Danielle's like, oh, it was fun. And so we got kicked out because Sam Lee down on a pool table or something. I think she was trying to impress him, but it kind of backfires. It was weird. She started singing like a virgin. I think she's really screwed up by this whole Madonna thing. I love that she got kicked out for lying down on the pool table trying to be sexy. Then get out. So then Amanda comes downstairs and so they start seeing happy birthday to her and Chris

is doing that thing that people sometimes do with a chat, chat, chat in between. You know where you go happy birthday to you, chat, chat, chat, but he keeps doing it. He messes it up. I was like, you can't even get the chat, chat, chat right? Because they're going like happy birthday to you And he's like cha cha cha cha To and what's weird what's super weird about it is that he doesn't really have marine core energy He has like office party energy. You know like when it's somebody's worth a in the office

You'll have to sing happy birthday and there's always that like cha cha cha person. That's office I don't I don't think the Marines are like, happy birthday to you. Choo cho cho. I just don't see it, you know? He's the guy at the office who every time, it's like, hey, you wanna go to lunch? Yeah, you wanna, you wanna hit up

Tremana downstairs? It's like, oh no, I don't wanna go to the, the shitty cafeteria down the lobby. And then like everyone hears that you guys are going to Tremana and there's a no one wants to join. And then like you're stuck going with him to Tramana because you feel bad back now and everyone else goes the better lunch option. That's what Chris is.

And if you don't know what Tramana is, just know it's a terrible like a terrible chain of like office building delis. I can't describe it, but it's the worst thing of all time. So, you're like, I don't know where you're going with this band, but I'll let you just... I like it. I learned a lot about offices and where you eat lunch. I'll just watch as you land that plan, that plan, that Tremana plan. I have no help in the Tremana department.

I'm so sorry. You know what I was like, I started saying, like it's like a Tremana thing as if everyone knows what Tremana is and I was like, no one knows what Tremana is. But now I'm like, I just feel like actually lucky we found each other and became such good friends because I am that person

getting dist in the office, that nobody wants to go to lunch with and you're like, hey, you want to go to lunch and then you're like, oh my god, everyone just went to Chili's, you know? I'm like, oh my god, I'm holding this person back, he's gonna hate me. I'm the one who has got sucked in.

I got sucked in going to Tramana with Chris. Like if you, I'm just looking at Tramana, I like pictures of it right now, I'm just getting mad all over again. So, hey Ben, what? Your eyes are green, no wait, they're hazel. Oh my god. I am Chris. I become Chris So they're singing happy birthday and they're singing it. It's like look we did something for your birthday We put bagels on a plate and you're supposed to feel touched, but they're singing happy birthday like this

Happy birthday It's like a death dirt. You know, it's like when people just want you to fucking die already. Okay, but that's also how like It's kind of how Amanda talks so they were just like really in character. They were like in the style of Amanda They're like chat GPT saying happy birthday in the style of Amanda Pichula They're like chat GPT saying happy birthday in the style of a man to patula. So Kyle's like last year was a big one It was 30 and I was caught up in the wedding and I was kind of a dick and we see a clip of Luke getting her What did he get her got her something so meaningful? He's like wow Yeah, I was like I adopted a star in your name or something. Yeah, like here's the star named after you and every time you look up at it, it'll be looking down at you and these cute little puppies I bought ya.

Well, I'm a thoughtful thing in the world. When God wakes up, the first thing he sees is Jupiter Hallow, which is why I bought you a road sign there. So yeah, so Kyle's like, well, I'm going to make up with it for it. So without any further ado, he goes into a room and he pulls out like, obviously a big canvas and everyone's like, oh, here's a cardboard cut out of yourself. Kyle already have that from our house.

I thought he got her some art, but we don't really even get to see the full art and I believe it's because I think if they showed the full art that Bravo would have to blur it out or something. We saw it. We saw think if they showed the full art, the bravo would have to blur it out or something. We saw it. We saw some of the art. Well we saw the art and there's a lot of talk about Amanda's eating because Amanda

looks so thin. I mean, I'm not going to talk about that because I'm not, that's gross. And be because Amanda's always been thin. So like, I don't, I don't get people really. But there's been a lot of talk online about that and this painting is not gonna help, okay? It's fruit. It's all different kinds of fruit and it says fruit therapy. I'm like, you know, she doesn't eat that this season Kyle You know you fucked up again Kyle you fucked up again. I know all I was thinking was like well have fun Transporting that out of the Hamptons with your oversized canvas, not even your big SUV

could fit that thing. I don't believe it would fit into an SUV, but what do I know? So, you know, I'm making a lot of, we're late in the episode, and I'm making hot, I've hot takes about the size of that canvas, vis-a-vis the size of this SUV and about Trumana. So who knows what the third thing is? It's always happens in three. You never know what the third thing on my mind's going to be. But either way, yes, this is our everyone's like cool, cool. And Amanda's like thanks everyone.

This is exactly how I prefer to celebrate my birthday is low key and in summation. Kyle. I know it doesn't sound like she was very happy. She's like, wow guys, thanks. Biggles for breakfast. So now everybody's packing to go and Lindsay's like, oh my god, I am so hot right now. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, babe. So hot. Yeah. Cause like dude, this is like the hottest day. And they're like walking out to the car and Lindsay catches a man in the foyer and goes,

so what are you doing this week? And I mean, it's like, ah, cause she knows exactly what Lindsay's doing. She's like, I'm doing dinner with my family. I think we start on Monday and go through Friday, I think. And everything, I don't know what else. Every day is a different theme of family dinner. So I think we're gonna get together.

Yeah, theme going to Shimana. There you go. There you go. And she's like, do you wanna go to Shimana together? And Amanda's like, okay, just by herself. And she's like,

well, I'll take a look at my calendar. Amanda, you live two doors down from your office and you have one night with your family planning. You're stuck, you're going to fucking dinner. I'm gonna look at my calendar bullshit. I've looked at your calendar. There's nothing on it. All it says is, come on. All day. You didn't even choose the time. You choose the all day event option. Oh yeah.

So she's nervous. She's like, you haven't hung out in years, and I'm just like a little nervous, which is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm like, you haven't hung out in years and I'm just like a little nervous, which honestly, I'd be nervous too. If Lindsay was like, do you want to hang out? Just me and you. I'll be like, yeah. Yeah, she's doing it with that insane smile too. Or she's about to rip you in the one. All right. Well, that brings us to the end of summer house and everybody. Thank you so much for being here. We will see you later this week in God damn first like city followed by Seattle and San Francisco the week after go to watch what crap and to get your ticket links and we sure love you guys Bye

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