Watch What Crappens - Summer House MV: One Night Stained

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on the sunny shores of Martha's Vineyard is the one and only Mr. Ronny Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, how are you? Oh, I'm great. You know, here we are. We had just an amazing lovely weekend of touring the Midwest, St. Paul, Chicago, Columbus. Thanks everyone who came out to those shows. They were all so much fun. Such a great time revisiting all those places. We only have two stops left on the Cheetah Brand Tour and we're really excited about these final two stops. This Friday night we are going back to the Wilbur in Boston. We're going to recap Real Housewives of Orange County, which is really a super fun show to do live.

It's just like hilarious. So everyone, please come out and join us in Boston, in Boston. And then on Saturday is the grand finale. And the Foxwoods Casino, it's going to be a huge show. We got like tons of people coming to both shows, I should mention. But you know, we've been doing the Cheater Brand tour. Okay, this is the Cheater Brand tour. And is there any better way to cap off the Cheater Brand Tour than by recapping the Tom Fulury episode of Real Housewives of New York, season eight, episode 19, Tom Fulury?

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And so that is all fixed. So if you're interested in joining the Discord community, go check it out. So that's all the fun, exciting stuff as we kick off this week. How are you doing, Rob? It has been crazy. The Traveling's been nuts.

We did three shows this weekend. So much fun meeting you guys. Really, it is so nice meeting people just like us. To be Bravo Watchers is one thing, but to be like Krapen-style, Bravo Watchers is another and we are all the same, I realize. And it's really nice to meet you all and see you all all over the place. And we're just going to be sprinting.

We've got a lot of new stuff coming next week because we're going to be off to life fourth. Also this week we're not covering Atlanta. We did the secrets revealed episode is our Monday episode. And then we are, listen, between the two Sunday shows, we chose Summer House. Sorry. That's just how it is. We'd like Summer House better.

So we chose it. Atlanta actually was a pretty good episode. It was good after all. It was a fun episode this week. So go watch it anyway. That will return to recaps next week, but can't do it all. Also, was the thing I was going to say,

oh, this morning, I started taking notes, because like I said, we are going to be sprinting towards vacation time. We're going to have, we're going on vacation. There will still be episodes up while we're on vacation. So we're doing a lot of extra stuff that week. So I'm taking notes really early for stuff in preparation and today I started the real housewives of New York episode Tom Fulori season 8 episode 19 that we're doing in the Foxwoods casino as our big grand finale I

Took notes for an hour and 45 minutes and I got through 13 minutes of content. So If that tells you anything content. So if that tells you anything, girl, get some rooms at Fox, get some work, close by because it's going to be long. It's going to be a long finale. It is going to be a grand, grand finale at Fox. It's going to be amazing. I can't wait. I am so excited to revisit that episode. I, I was skimming through it this morning just to make sure it really was the episode that had the, it's about Tom on it. And just even skimming through it this morning just to make sure it really was the episode that had the, it's about Tom on it.

And just even skimming through it, I was like, oh my God, this episode was so good. And also like, God, I miss this cast so much. Still gonna be open-minded to the New New York cast, okay? Love me some Jenna What's Her Face. I want to say Jenna Elfman. Love Jenna Elfman too Jenna Elfman to oh god Jenna she's not on it then I would really refuse fucking Jenna Elfman get the hell out of this

I'm still mad at her from fucking that stupid darmin Greg show she was on 80 years ago fuck off Jenna Elfman All right, I and guess what I will always have the right to say that okay. Yeah, of course you do We're gonna start up a side podcast called Fuck Off Jenna Ellsman. Although I have fucking Instagram personally. I can't with you. And Greg too for enabling it. Well Greg is actually the one who should be fucked off.

He got fired from criminal minds because he basically was like, I don't know if it was me too, or he was like verbally abusive, but he is actually the one who needs to get a fuck off. So, way to go Greg. Yeah, fuck both of you. If you thought you were out of the clear, guess what?

Watch your crap, it's the look I'm in for you as a Greg. Ready to get fired off of a CBR procedural dumbass. For Maddy, Dormann Greg's still in the Bummy 23. But that's how we roll. So, what were you saying before after this screaming about our fan? It was just something about Jenna. Yeah, the new New York cast, I'm not going into it really, like, oh my God, I'm gonna compare them to that.

There's no comparison. I mean, New York, really, especially watching this class a couple of so it's so ridiculous, it's so funny, all the different musical cues they had to come up with just to describe what was so hot what was happening We're so funny The people on it love them or hate them, you know They are they are original and unique characters, okay, and I don't think that you can really replicate that

I mean this episode has Dorintus, you know good in your lipstick I'm being like you know know, you sound like a scam by a scam by a scam by a three go to the bar. Is it okay? We're money being what's simple on the table? I'm not going to say, you can't be just scam by and confuse you. You're going to confuse you.

You can't buy. I mean, it's so ridiculous. There's no recreating it. So as far as the new one goes, you do you. I'm looking at it as a whole new thing. I'm not gonna expect it to be that, because there is no that. That is that.

Yeah, that being said, I will compare it and expect it to be that. Sorry, I just want to, sorry. Sorry, I am gonna do that, because if you take it away from me, I'll be like, why'd you take it away from me? And give me this instead. Okay, it's like whenever they read,

when they like redesign a car, I was like, well, I like the way the old Toyota Camry looks, why did you change it? Why did you do that to me? I'm not gonna buy a new Toyota Camry. So I am gonna be open-minded to them, but I have to like, it will take me a moment. It's gonna take me a moment to adjust,

but if they're really good at the gate, then you know what, won't be a problem. I don't think they're gonna be, nothing's good out the gate. I mean, these are housewives. This is a real housewives show. This is gonna take them a while. I'm giving them a real housewives of Miami season one.

Yeah, they're gonna need that. You know, leash, where we found things to enjoy about it, but it was not great. Yeah. And then it got better later. I'm already giving the York that grace. I feel like it deserves it. You know, it's the greatest city in America.

It does deserve it. You know, these shows always deserve that. And it was so funny that you mentioned Miami because on Watch Your Happens Live, Andy Cohen was telling Boone Yang and Matt Rogers about the new New York. He's like, guys, it's crazy. Like you won't believe it.

Like my staff is already five or six episodes in it. And they're obsessed. We can't tell you, but it's crazy. Like you won't believe it. Like my staff is already like five or six episodes in there. Obsessed. We can't tell you, but it's so good. So then I think it was Bo and Yang asked like so tonally or can you compare it to another show, Tonely? He's like, because we know you can't give a specifics, but Tonely can you tell us? So Andy's like, um, hey, control room.

Can you help me? Which is his way of saying control room, what's the show that people are really liking right now? So I could just say it's like that. And he's like, um, Miami, totally. It's like Miami, guys, it's like Miami. Of right. Right, because I have more than one minority on it.

That's what that's what that means in Bravos. That's what that means in Whitehost speak. Anti, okay. We know what that means. He's trying to means in Bravo. That's what that means in Whitehost Speak. Andy, okay. We know what that means. He's trying to cash in on Miami. But by the way, by the way, what, how crazy is it that we're at a place on Bravo where in a way to like sell people on a new show,

people, Andy Cohen is comping it to Real House House Miami, a former runt of the litter, and now it is actually the crown jewel on the entire network. Uditha. Well, that just goes to show you. You can't, we can't say what's the winner ever, because it's never for long. You know, we build you up, we tear you down. That's just how an audience is. So New York was the best for a very long time and, you know, then it wasn't. One best for a while. And Orange County was great for a while. It's not for a while. Jersey was great for us, not for a while. I mean, look at Liana. Atlanta was like number one for like literally over a decade. And, you know, now it's struggling. So who knows it? So who?

No. All it means is just give it about five more years, Dallas, and we'll be seeing you back on the airwaves. Never know. All right, so let's get onto summer house, Martha's Vineyard. We ended with everybody having a Rose branch because this is summer house. And Rose is a very big part of a summer house.

Yeah. So they're having their Rosé brunch. Bria has just gotten really pissed off with Shanise because Shanise was naked and the hot tub while her watch salesman, boyfriend was around. And now she's mad at not only Shanise for being naked, but she's mad at everybody for not yelling at Shinnees for being naked. So, Briya has decided to stay in bed and Shinnees has come out on the balcony,

topless, to be like, oh my gosh, wait for me. Yeah, it's like a little bit of like a fuck you. I feel like that she's doing like whatever. I'm gonna be topless, you know? And so then Alex is like, whoa, what just happened, bro? And Jasmine's like, I have a problem with that. And so then Silas is like, what the fuck? You know, and then he tells us,

he's like, I was non-volved in the titties last night because I was overseeing my wife, ironing my pants. And unfortunately, I did get distracted briefly and she burned my pants on, we'll be that up later. But I'm gonna keep Bob and and weaving with those titties. So, Sinees is like, I've been through it so much, you guys,

and like, on the weekends, I just wanna have fun. I'm not here to talk about my ox. I'm not here to get an argument with my boss, I just wanna have fun. And I'm not gonna apologize for being me, sorry. You just said sorry. In your sense about not apologizing. And I know that you've been through a lot of stuff, but you know, you need to maybe stop calling people

a hundred times after they dumped you and like hanging out in their bushes, which is just a suggestion. I don't even know what's true. I do know that you dated somebody who is referred to as insecure actor. I don't know what you were expecting. So then we have Simon is making a little plate for Bria of the food. And Alex is drinking tonight because he remember in the season premiere, he said

he doesn't really drink because he likes to treat his body well. That's why he's a vegan also. But he's gonna drink tonight out or this afternoon because it's actually brunch, but I keep on thinking it's dinner. And yeah, so then Brea's in bed and Simon brings her food and he's like, just what they did not start at, she goes out to the back and he goes out to the titties.

She's like, ew, gross, stupid shneaks. Yeah, I'm from everybody, she's showing her boobies, how tits it's out, everybody, I stand there looking at them. Oh my God, it's out. Everybody has done that looking that. Oh my God, you fucking tattletail. Like do you get an extra used watch for every time you go up to fucking tattlet?

If she doesn't come to dinner, she doesn't get the information. Okay. Now go downstairs and earn yourself another season, Simon, fuck her. Well, it's a good way to deflect off yourself because Simon is also, if she needs, I mean, if Bree is gonna yell at people, she could also very easily yell at Simon for staying in the hot tub while she needs

was topless. So it's his way of being like, remember she's the bad one here. She's the bad one here, the meat. I'm good into the boy. You know, I think that this Puritan bullshit is enough. Like I've had it, okay? Your playboy models. Can we not even count on you?

Come on. I mean, this is America. It's ridiculous. You're up. They would be out there with their titties out all the time. Now listen I was raised kind of puritanical. I won't show my boobs. Okay, it's not my chore I don't even want to show my boobs. Okay, nobody gets to see mine But I still support everybody else showing them. You're on fucking vacation, get over it. And I'm not gonna listen to some Playboy waitress get all pissed off about Tits being shown. I know, and then Brea goes, when it happened to me, everyone turned to blind eye.

And now she's doing it in front of the husband's, how do you feel now? Karma's a bitch. I'm like, well, first of all, there's only one husband. Second of all, can we not do like the, you know, first they came for these people and I said, it wouldn't happen to me. It came from the, what was it?

I remember what I said. Like first they came for these people and I said, it wouldn't happen to me. And then it came for these people and I said that it wouldn't happen to me. And then I came for me and there was no one left to say, I know I'm betraying that poem. It's like, I'm doing it.

It's actually, it's okay. First they came for the socialists and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionist and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. And then they came for the boobies. And there was no one left to speak for me. Oh my goodness.

That's what she's doing. Thank you for that listening to that poem by my moobs. Okay. She exposed her boobs. It's really more about they didn't really come for the boobs, more like she exposed her boobs. First she exposed her boobs to the socialists and no one said anything Holocaust poem so

Silas just trying to win people over seen by scene I'm saying by some so Silas says seen by a film. So Silas says, I guess the women he's like, you guys look amazing. Seriously. And Jordan's like, well, I guess some of us are looking thicker than others because in case you forgot last week, Alex just out of nowhere because I'm sure one goes, you're looking thick tonight. Just like 30 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago. You're looking thick. And then he goes, yeah, and I hope you enjoy getting thicker.

And so they cheers. And then Shanice is just looking at herself in the mirror. So Simon comes back down and Brea tells us, I don't want to go to the rosé brunch today because I got mad at Shanice. And we did squash it. And so we see three hours ago, see how the conversation with Shanice.

And she goes, you got naked in the hot tub with Simon. And Shanice goes, oh, yeah, are you know me? And she's like, yeah, but it's different when there's other people's men involved. And she's like, okay, well, I apologize. What happens to you not apologizing for being you? You can't apologize. And they tell us you were refusing to apologize. That was an apology. You owe nobody an apology. Let

your bebes out. And also, but also let's also give it, let's also give an end also to Bria because Bria is not coming down because she's emotionally drained from this stupid thing that she got angry about. Like you emotionally drained yourself. I mean, it's brunch. It's a rosé brunch and you're emotionally drained because you have to tell Chinese, could you please not have your boobies out when my boyfriend's around?

I mean, come on, let's get over yourself. The Briya needs constant attention. She does. Every single moment she needs to be the center of attention or she's gonna be in the bed. I think she's more mad that Chinese got more attention than her, now she's gonna have sex. That is gonna stand the bet.

She's one of those people, we've all got one in our lives and we just ignore them. I'm friends with Ploney though. I am that person sometimes. And you know, just ignore me when I'm like that. You're literally never like that. You get a lot of attention, but you don't demand a lot of attention like that.

You get a lot of attention because you gotta bring this now. Like what are we getting married? Yeah, but you're not someone that's like, oh, if I'm not getting attention, I'm just gonna like go over here to the corner. You're just, that's more of a sweet move. I would have to say to be honest.

No, it is not. But I think what I'm really, I think that all the time, I'm like fine. I think what I'm really relating to is just the being in bed. Oh, I think like, I just love being, you know, not that's true. I love to be in bed. And so I used to find reasons to be in bed like,

oh, this hurt my feelings or not. Or I'm depressed about this. I'm fat. Like I used to have all this stuff that would go through my head. And then one day I realized you can just go to bed if you want. And then it was free.

Like I was free once I realized that. Like I don't have to be sad to go to bed. I don't have to be in bed in cry all day. If I want to stay in bed all fucking day and watch TV and eat Cheetos in my bed, I can do that. Cause I'm a fucking adult. And I started doing that and look at me. I'm totally different person.

And happy. Four wise women once sang, three-year mind and the rest will follow. Yeah. So Simon's back at the table and Alex is like, was there a ball of receipt? Yes. Did she say now get out? No.

Like okay. So she needs to join as the group and a mere is like, oh, thank you, she needs for gracing us with your presence and Alex goes, fully clothed. Shut up, Alex. Alex tweeted at me. Alex tweeted at me. Who cares? Alex tweeted at me. And I feel like since this is a public tweet,

I don't normally like, I don't, when people DM me, I like to like honor the fact that it was a DM. This is a public tweet and he's basically like, I'm just sad you guys aren't seeing more of me because like, did you understand? Like you get a fuller perspective of like where I'm coming from.

And yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, okay. No. I don't get, I don't, I don't base my judgments on full views of people. I judge them on what I'm shown. Yeah, so sorry. Take it up and learn to show that I'm better. I am just, we're sitting here.

I'm so far watching this. And my supposed to sit here and watch it be like, wow, he's being sort of like a dick, but I bet like he's really like awesome. And I've decided I want to be like, wow, he's being sort of like a dick, but I bet like he's really like awesome and I've decided I'm just gonna like, I'm up to the whole other thing. I'm not gonna go the last year, it's probably, sorry, don't come for me. And if you can't, you can't, if they can't pull an hour of footage together of you not being an asshole, then that's on you, okay? It's not, they're not magic. They can't just leave all of your good parts out. That's just my hour works. Yeah, so what, sorry, sorry. Oh, they're not magic. They can't just leave all of your good parts out.

That's just my hour works. Yeah, so what's that? Sorry. Sorry. Oh, by the way, he's fine by me. I don't really mind him. He's not an asshole, but I just think that he's very fake, at least as presented on the show. I just feel like he's like very fake and has like very fake energy. And I think he'd like to really present himself as being someone who is looking for deeper human connections while judging people on very superficial levels too. Yeah. If you're a hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty, and now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more efficiently because you gotta keep the overall cost down and thankfully

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grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. But my whole thing with all of this is like, oh my God, a woman's showing her boobs around a man, but then the man can't control himself. And if something happens to the woman, it's because she did that around a man. You know, no, that's fucking bullshit. And learn how to control your men.

If that's really a worry, like they can't be around a breast without getting a boner. Do you know how many penises I see? I see them all the time. I don't walk around with boners all the time. Is that really a thing? Like, if a guy is around a booby, they're just like automatically cheat on you or do something horrible.

You need to find a better man. Guys literally can walk around without a shirt on. And women can't without getting like a fine or a ticket, okay? So like, you know what? That's what I say about that. Also, Alex just a few weeks ago was talking about how he was a real fuck boy. He did really terrible things to people and that's why he got into meditation or whatever it was. So apparently his past, he's allowed to move past.

But when it comes to Shanese, no, that's just like what her past was and that she should be judged on it. So, but we're about to get into that. So, anyway. So he goes, well, here you are, fully clothed. Thank you for that. Can I ask what that was about? No. There's my answer. When I walk around toop list.

No, you fucking can't shame, shame master. Hey, remember the thirst trap you took over there by the ocean? That's what that boob moment was about, okay? Because girls can do thirst trap things too. Yeah, remember when you were just like putting your legs back and like trying to like cornhole yourself for Instagram? That's the motivation right there, yeah. So Shini says like, oh, the room was funny!

And he's like, so you thought, so I thought it was funny. Oh, no, no, no. And he's like, um, so you thought, so I thought it was like a fuck you. Is that what you were doing? Like, it was a fuck you. Yes, it was a fuck you to everybody who was teaching me. Yes. And she's like, I just thought it was funny. Look, I'm here for vacation.

Like, like, this is party Shini. It's of course, of course, it was funny. And so then we see in the truth booth, she's like, um, I don't think that anybody thought I was funny, but like maybe they should lighten up a bit, or maybe I should just go to like a nude fast, you know, like do they have nude festivals in Martha's tenure?

Oh, maybe I should do that. Maybe I'm gonna go to Europe. And then she just flashes the camera. Oh, so like am I the drama? No, not me. I don't do that. I'm never the drama. I mean, now let's do the other side of the coin, though.

I mean, she's not doing a great job at dispelling rumors that she's like a little cuckoo. So I love it. This show needs it. Every show needs it. And you know, I think part of it is just being older because I am. And so I look at people like Shanice.

It's like, I didn't know when I was young and thin. I just didn't understand. I always thought I was old and like, I didn't know when I was young and thin. I just didn't understand. I always thought I was old and fat. You know, I was like, even when I was like 20, I'm like, ugh, so old. And just to see someone so young and free and pulling out their titties, I was like, I wanna do that.

I just wanna go back just to do that. Just like, lift up my shirt and just show everybody my boobs. Just being the subway and just boob flash everybody, you know? Yeah, I would do that, but then I'd have everyone being the subway and just boot flash everybody, you know? Yeah. I would do that. But then I'd have everyone in the subway being like, is that Abe Figota's body in front of me? For me, they'd be like, Oh my God, Uncle Festor strips now. Get his number, honey.

I have a grandpa. I don't have dad bod. I have grand dad bod. And I've had it for years, unfortunately. I've grand mob bod. So Jasmine, Jasmine talked to Shanese and she's like, have you talked to Alex yet about the whole thing, about the Googling and stuff?

She's like, no, I just, I want to have a fun day today. I'll do it tomorrow and Jasmine's like, so you're not going to do it. She's like, no, I will, I got it, don't worry. I mean, I'm going to do it because Jasmine's like, you probably should. You've got about five seconds. Yeah, but did you let him know that you wanted to talk to him because like you should at least set him know that you wanted

Did you let him know that you were gonna plan on talking to him? Did you make an appointment to plan on talking to him because you really need to shut the fuck up in mind your own business Jasmine Jesus Christ and learn how to use a tight stick while we're at it That being said, I mean Jasmine is Nick, while we're at it. That being said, I mean, Jasmine is fulfilling her role as a reality star because when she sees that Jeanice is not gonna make a scene for this rosé branch, she's basically like, okay, I mean, give you five seconds

before I make this happen to myself, okay, you can do it. So Jeanice is like, I get judged pretty quickly because I feel like people are always judging me, but like, I just wanna have, because I just wanna have a good time, people judge me because of that. I'm like people are always judging me, but like I just want to have, because I just want to have a good time. People judge me because of that. I'm like, yeah, because people who judge are the people who are having a terrible time.

So they have to judge in order to find some sort of fun and whenever bad time they're already having, trust me. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just switched I was there because if Jasmine ever turned to me and tried to shame me about everything,

I would be like, oh my God, hi, you burnt your breakfast sandwiches. So how about you worry about that? How about you not talk to me, breakfast sandwich burn. Yeah. Okay. Enjoy your divorce. Guess what? Guess what that tight stick won't work on, burnt cheese.

So Preston's life. Remember when you tried to make a breakfast sandwich out of a tight stick? That was embarrassing. So Preston is like, so do you feel like people aren't fair? Do you usually shneese? And shneese is like, yeah, she says the thing about being judged. And then Jasmine sort of opens up the table

and goes, well, you know, like Alex and that whole Googling situation, I do wish that Alex would have just like, you know, called me and asked me about that instead. Everyone, you are like you gave her. She literally just told you, I'm gonna talk about it with Alex tomorrow. Like she just said it,

and now you just forced it to the forefront. Yes, and why would he call you? Like why is it your business? So Jordan's like, well, they haven't had a chance to have a conversation about that without other people, and I don't think that we should do that here you guys. So Alex is like, wait, what did I do? I'm not the only one who saw it.

And Shemese is like, oh, you're the one who brought it up. I mean, how happened to Urago? It's done. It's like a Urago. And pressing goes, you should have the right to move on from your past. You said a year ago, I don't know how like a year ago is really considered your past. I mean, it is technically. It's technically your past, but I don't, I think you, I don't know, I think you at least need like a different haircut.

It's recent past, you know what I mean? So, I'll ask those, I'm calling Bullshit on this conversation. Everyone here knows about it, and I feel like people are trying to make it seem like, I'm the only one who saw it. It's not an issue that people know about it. It's the issue that you found out about it, and then the next thing you came down to breakfast and were like, Shanese, don't touch me, okay?

Persons. Yeah, and you were like, I don't wanna be around that kind of person, you know? Yeah, like you literally do like, I don't wanna be around you. Yeah, I'm you know? Yeah, like you literally do like, I don't want your family around you. Yeah, I'm really they do a famous person and famous people deserve respect. So I stand for the insecure actor. Okay, that's who I stand for.

So it's just quiet. There's quickets and Bria comes to the Bria as of like sensing the drama comes to the window to watch it. And Alex is like, I'm not the only one who talked about it. And they're like, yeah, but you brought it up. And Simon's like, I need to go to the toilet. We are talking, we are, we are comfortable window. They're talking about that. We'll be saying bushes. Now is the time when I go we will be in the TT. So Jordan's like, well, you had specific questions about it Alex and you didn't give her a Grace to ask her on her own you made it another issue with all of us that we may have asked her on her that we may have asked her on her

Own and I lived that shit with her so why are you doing it now? It's also confusing to me if you couldn't give her the respect like are you gonna let me finish cuz he's like But because because I'm gonna let John Legend, John Legend. Are you gonna let me finish? Okay, you don't let me do it. All the time Alex, okay, can you let me finish because I was talking to you. Okay, why does she just pull her side? Why are you putting spotlight on her right now in front of everyone?

Because by the way, are you done? Are you done? Oh my God. That is the way to get cut off forever. Right there. Are you done? Are you done? And she, and she gives a perfect answer

when she goes, am I speaking? Yeah. That's how you know what I'm done. Am you done? And she gets a perfect answer when she goes, am I speaking? That's how you know what I've done. Am I still talking? No. Then you can go ahead. Okay. And then until then, shut the fuck up. This guy who's all about like meditation, hearing people out, really understanding people, like, are you done? Are you done? No. So by the way, don't forget, she's still pissed, I think I will obviously about being called thick and she's also pissed by Alex coming up to her like right before that also, or like earlier in that day and saying like,

oh by the way, a mirror called dibs on you. So I haven't been able to talk to you because he called dibs on you. And she's just like, fuck this guy. So Alex is like, he's telling us, what is Jordan talking about? Jasmine brought this up, not me. I'm just like sweet Alex and Then we see 20 minutes ago Alex in the whole googling situation and then Alex is like yeah, Jasmine brought it up

I think it's fair that I have questions I don't know Shanice and Jordan's like yeah, but you didn't ask her and Shines and Jordyn's like, yeah, but you didn't ask her and Jordyn's like, yeah, they made it about Alex because he's someone he's bringing it up more than once and Summer is saying, you know Basically, they're like oh summer the new girl is like yeah, I've learned Alex Google everybody I don't like that and the producer says well, well, didn't you Google everybody? And she's like, no. I mean, I checked her Instagrams to see what they look like. But just kind of Googling that, it's kind of the same thing.

Yeah. Don't you have to Google them to find their Instagrams? That's the only thing I know how to do it. Yeah. So then Jason says, he has valid points. And if you're going to Google someone, you owe them the right to say, this is what I found out. Let me find out from the horse's mouth.

And Nick is like, I Google everybody. That's just being pragmatic. You're both crazy. Yeah. And so Shaniece is just like drinking from the Rose bottle. And Alex is like, you guys are making me a scapegoat. And I had nothing to do with this. This is not my story.

I was not the only one of this conversation. And so then we see in the kitchen everybody talking about it basically because Silas is like, well, she doesn't want to talk about it. And Alex sang well, but if she did talk about it, it could help her in the sense that it allows her to get her story out. And Preston's like, yes, talking about it could be a blessing. This what this implication that like Shanice needs to talk about, it's that way it could really help her.

I don't know if she need help. She seems pretty chill with it. She's pretty open about it on the show. She seems like it has a pretty easy perspective and she takes ownership. She even said like, yeah, I did some of those things. So I think it's like, don't try to put this back onto Shanese. It's you, you're the one who has issues with it

and you're the one who's being real judgy about it. So don't make a big post. Well, what it's gonna be up about it is that it seems to me like this guy thinks because he's related to a famous person, he's famous. And so he's worried about somebody who stalked a famous person being there when he's not famous he's worried about somebody who stalked a famous person being there when he's not famous.

And he does not have the right to worry about someone. Like you're just as normal as her. You know what I mean? So nobody's hiding in your bushes. So stop acting like you need the fucking president's team, secret service or whatever to protect you. Okay, because you know a famous person. Exactly. So,

yeah, it's like, it's like I have a lot of compassion for Shanice, you know, as much as as much compassion as one could have for a kind of crazy person who touches your hand when you're talking, you know, and Jordan is trying to make me into the villain in the situation. That's bullshit. I'm not the villain. That thick girl needs to shut up already. Oh, yeah, I'm not the villain. That thick girl needs to shut up already. Okay. Also saying you have compassion for somebody who isn't in the hospital is a disc.

You know what I mean? I mean, it is condescending. It's so rude. Like unless they're like going, like someone just died or something like that. And you're like, I have compassion for them. They don't need your compassion. She doesn't need your compassion.

So he's like, I'm asking to excuse myself in the table right now, because this I do not feel safe in this situation. And I don't even know where this came from. Okay. So now for the rest of the episode, we're in, I don't feel safe. And I'm triggered mode. Really with everybody. We're entering the, I'm safe and I'm triggered. I'm unsafe and triggered. When he said that, I knew you took whatever nearby straw wrapper you had, and put through it into a ball and threw it at your screen. No, but here's the light that did do. I was sitting in the lobby of the hotel in Ohio, okay, which was like a big, what was it like? Oh my god, by the way, huge improvement over

the Chicago hotel, since people were asking about that. Oh, the Hyatt Regency, the Hyatt Regency in Columbus was amazing. Love that hotel. Gorgeous, it was gorgeous. And Ben, I publicly apologize again for putting you through the Chicago bus at the tour ball.

But the Hyatt Regency was so great. Like it just, it just was great. It was great much better. That horrific Chicago thing out. Oh my God, I loved that hotel. it just it was pretty much that that her a fixture cargo thing out. Oh my god I loved that hotel. Yeah, I was great, but I was taking notes in the lobby and I led out an audible oh Fuck off and people like to me so So he's like they're trying to make me the villain so I'm gonna leave because I don't feel safe Because you know, there's someone hiding behind the bush.

It's Shanee's. So Violins and he gets up and leaves. And he does the worth. He does the typical hack season one walkoff where he doesn't really walk off. Yeah. He just walks away and then a camera crew doesn't follow him. So he comes right back.

I know. It's classic. There's many ways do we need to tell you you're not Phanyting mess, okay? Even the camera crew of your own show won't follow you. It always makes me think of when I was a kid. I just remember one time having a specific argument with my brother about something stupid. I don't even remember what the argument was about, but I was in his room and I got so mad so I was like, I'm in a storm at, I stormed out and I went to slam the door but I like

sort of didn't do it right. So I went to some doors for like lightly closed and then sort of bounced open a little bit. And so I walked back in and I was like, I'm doing that again. I slammed the door, but I like sort of didn't do it right. So I put this door, so it's like lightly closed, then sort of bounce open a little bit. And so I walk back in, I was like, I'm doing that again. I slam the door. I was like, ah, just an awkward statement moment. William Tom was dating this guy when we got in a fight in the car. And I was like, that is it.

And I got out of the car because he was dropping me off at home. And I was like, fuck you! And I slammed the door and then he drove off and I was like, how dare he drive off? So I got in my car and I just like slammed the gas all the way to his house and then I banged on the door and he was like, yes.

And I was like, how's when you chased me in. Like, what do I have to do? Everything around here. And then he went into the bed, I did. And said, I stayed over. I said, you're emotionally drained. So, so yeah, it's Alex, that's the thing. And she says, like, why are you trying to be the victim now?

I'm not here for that. I was like, oh my god, she's speaking the Ronnie's language. So I was like, when Shines says like, why are you trying to be the victim now? I'm not here for that. I was like, oh my God, she's speaking the Ronnie's language. So I was like, when she said that too, I then imagine you'd be like, yes, yes. I love Shines. I fucking love Shines. Yeah.

So then Nick goes, I hate this shit and we get a commercial break and a boom. And then when we come back, there's like violence. And Shines says like, oh, I don't really want to bring this up right now. But it's going to bring it up tomorrow morning. And Silas is like, well, what I don't want is that Alex brought this up. And then he took Await Shanese's ability to talk about it. Your wife did that.

Your wife did that, sir. And Jordan's like, well, why don't we talk about Shanese's feelings? It's her story to tell. And Nick says, yeah, that's all I'm saying. And so they're all saying, basically, why don't we talk about Shanice's feelings? It's her story to tell. And Nick says, yeah, that's all I'm saying. And so they're all saying, basically, we only know this because Alex is the one who brought it up. So if he's mad about it, too bad, it's his fault for bringing it up. Yeah. So then Jason's like, well, I feel like people that, you know, people think they're being villainized when they make a flaw. And this happens to this, this moment doesn't make me look at him and think he's a fucked up person

Which is true to by the way that's actually such a good observation that like if someone has like a flawed moment People I wonder if this is a product of People's awareness of reality TV that the moment that you're flawed you just know You're gonna be edited in a way that you'll be a villain So people on these shows are extra sensitive to it and they, you know, Alex storms off. And basically Jason's like, it was just like a flawed moment and now you're like freaking out and storm away from the table, it's ridiculous. Right. And he doesn't. He comes right back. So he's back. So Jason's like, I'm glad you're

all right Alex, because I don't villainize you, but it's like, oh, he could have handled that different. And Alex goes, but I could have handled with different. What did I do wrong? And there's a really long silence, because it's like, babe, you're all about introspection and you walked off to like gather your thoughts and you still don't have any.

Like you can't gather your thoughts if you don't have any. You know what I mean? Think. You can't. Just think. Think. Think. Think.

Think. Get one of those bars. Just think. So, Lamir has to explain, right? So, he's like, she said, don't do it here. She said she's going to do it tomorrow. And then that pushed him to ask the question that no one wanted, okay? And it was it happened here and she's like oh Like just correct me if I'm wrong didn't oh wait jazz is jazz when I think you said this she said

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but Alex needed clarity in this moment You brought it up you started to fight at the table so Silas would stop concentrating on how he probably married the wrong person Because you burnt the cheese on his violin and misused the side-stick. Yeah, exactly. So Alex is like, well, my name got brought up, so I thought it was the best time to bring it up. And Shnees is like, well, I'm a completely changed person from where I was a year ago. I mean, you know, now I bring a little cot when I sleep in the bushes.

It's really lovely, in fact. And that happened. I was 28 now, and I'm at the wise old age of 29. I know so much things, so many things about the world now. I love that 28 is like a baby in the woods, but 29. She knows things. She knows things now that she didn't know before. So Alex is like, I hear you.

It's just what made me feel bad. Is it? I'm suddenly bad guy. What made you feel bad? Is it you got called out for a thing that you did? Sure. That's what made you feel the image, this image that you've created of yourself. And that's what you are upset about. They've worked very hard to create this image of you being this introspective, deep person. and that someone punched a hole through that. So she's basically giving us the old Shannon Bedore, how dare you accuse me of something I did? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was like, well, I don't feel any kind of way. So then they like are fine. They like they squash and everything. And they make cheers to tranquility

and peace, forgiveness and love and to thickness. So they cleaned up their brunch and then it's pool time. You know, everybody's just kind of doing vacationy things. Amir is a pool. Oh, he's actually playing pool. He's playing pool. And he's like, this is how I picked up girls in college. This, in two stepping, no star.

You picked up girls in college by being extremely good looking and humongously worked out. Okay. So whatever you're telling yourself about your pool skills or your dance skills is bullshit. Your hot as fuck.

Okay. Your hot as fuck. And you like cook shirtless and you move ladders around for no good reason. So like that's what it was. And do you say things like do you consent before you lat dance people? Okay.

You're just doing the right, you were born with it and you're you're perfecting what you were born with. So let's not fool ourselves with our pool skills. So please don't allow yourself to have pool skills, okay? We're not willing to allow this person to have another trait. We're like, your trait is good. We can have it. We can have it.

Just don't kid yourself in the thinking, anybody wanted to fuck you because you're good at pool. Because that literally never happened. That is the truth. I can't think of that as I think of male fantasy right there. That women are turned on by men who play pool. I mean that like every movie that's like directed by a man there's like a scene where a guy's playing pool and woman's like, what a big shot. You really knew how to put that in the pocket and then the girl comes up and then she does it really well and then they like make out.

I don't think any girl is really like that because have you seen pool championships? Have you seen the Kooky ladies who play pool professionally? That's like I'm a Kooky lady. And I'm not saying they're not interested in men. I'm just saying I feel like the idea, I'm gonna get myself into so much trouble but I feel like the idea of the Kooky lady,

like the sexy vampy lady who's like, yeah, let's put pool. That'll suit you. Like Susan Sarandon. Yeah, like Susan Sarandon. And then when you see they all look like Nora Dunn in like a, in like a, a, a, a, a jewel vest, you know. Well, I don't think the guys who are playing pool

are trying to pick up the girls who play pool. They're trying to pick up just the girls at the bar because I think everyone's just watching their their pool game, you know, I Cool hall the guys like yeah pool and like strut around nobody's watching nobody cares. You know what I mean? I just want to apologize to Women in general that I just did this massive Generation about women and pool and women pool plays. It's just totally off-base and I just went down a hole and

couldn't get out of it. But that being said, I feel like everyone's gonna be okay. Okay, everyone's gonna get by it. But that being said, I do ultimately agree the original thesis, which is that I don't think that there's as many women get turned on by men playing pool as men. People don't get turned on by pool. It's not a turn onable.

I hate pool. Can I say that? I by pool. It's not a turn onable. I hate pool. Can I say that? I hate pool. I think it's the most annoying. Like, I think it's worse than Den Cornhole. And you know, I don't like Cornhole. I hate pool. Yeah.

I'm just not good at it. So I hate it. She's not interesting. It's just not interesting to me. Commissars. Here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the right is room.

Each episode members of the right is room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the right is writers room on max or wherever you get your podcast. So, um, he's like showing, trying to show someone the two staff and she's like, Oh my God, you know what? This would be better with music. So they turn some on and then she falls on the ground.

I'm like, Oh my God, I'm so funny. And they just leave her there. So she pulls out some binoculars and just starts looking around the room. Yeah. So then Briya is still in bed and Simon comes in. I've left it someone's filling the page role on this show. I mean, they're like, it's summer house. We need someone constantly in bed and Briya is doing it.

So, you know, good for her. Yeah. And Simon's like, everything was fine except Alex, I like the box chanise. I like about what? I can make research about her. Yeah, and Simon's like, everything was fine except Alex about Shanice and like about what? He make research about her. I love his like Google translate version of like, of like, hey, he looked around. He's like, he make research about her. And so we're like, oh, yeah, I saw that he got up and left. Yeah, but then he was back because he didn't make research about other things and came back to give results about making research. So we have

finally comes down and people are hanging out in the living room. And Alex is like, so there's a rumor that Jordan and Preston have been sleeping together that doesn't line up with your celibacy thing, Preston and Preston's like, do not question my celibacy, sir. And Alex is laughing because he's just kidding. Oh no, I think. It is, it's just kidding. It's just kidding.

Because, I'm not Jasmine. Jordan is like leaning her head on Preston's chest because she's like, I wanna go to sleep or something. So he's making a joke about like, oh, I heard that you two are sleeping together so much for your celibacy. And Jordan's like, she's had enough. She doesn't even wanna hear a joke.

She's like, you know what Alex? I don't come for your veganism, for your sober dim, and I haven't fucked anyone all last year, and you've been drinking all summer. Spasted like, you have your things, I have my things, and at least I hold onto my things, but for some reason you come from me, even though you can't even hold onto your bullshit things.

And he's like, what? Now you're your bullshit things. And he's like, what? Now you're making stuff up. And she's like, I'm making stuff up, and you're accusing me of sleeping with people. Now she's way too upset about Alex. But Alex has just been poking at her and poking at her. Yeah, her and poking at her. And I think she's just now officially done.

In a way where like it's almost, like he pokes at her in a way where it's like, if you're not laughing along with us, you're crazy. So she's like, I think we all agreed that Alex was not saying that she was really sleeping with Preston or anything like that, but like you said, she's just like done, she's just done with the prodding and she's just sick

of it. So he's like, so I've had a couple of drinks over this summer and she goes, well, I didn't have a couple of dicks over the summer. Which is funny, but it's also like, what? Why? Why now? And why this? So he's like, well, you know, I'm just messing with you and she's like, I know, but I don't come after you or anything. And I don't like that my shit is played as a joke and your shit isn't. And I'm tired of you playing me like I'm a sexual creature out here when I haven't been a sexual creature and you have sexualized me more than once. We get a boom and then we see the clips the greatest hits.

Yeah and so we see Alex and Jordan at 10 as we go, you're not playing sexy enough. And then we see Alex earlier and we go, Jordan you're looking thick. And then Alex earlier in the season saying, hey, do you know how to insert a all stop? Yeah. And she's like, and don't look at him, because I'm looking at you. And I'm here, it's like, I just walked in.

So I don't really know what's going on here. I heard there was a ladder in here, and maybe some women who are interested in watching me play pool. I don't know. So she's like, I wasn't playing about celibacy. I went through so much. And even though I've done stuff like post nude, I never was a sexual being. And I don't appreciate that you've done to me that's a million times at that point.

And he's a mere like, I don't think she was, oh, I know what you don't think. Because you've done it to me too. And he's like, oh, he's like, what? And she's like, Yeah. And Alex, what'd you say to me earlier? Go ahead and say it. And he's like, Well, I said that Amir stated his intentions clearly and that his intentions were that he liked you.

And she goes, Oh, so that meant you couldn't get to know me in a certain way. And 11 days ago, we see the Amir clip going, if we're doing the whole bros first, I'd like to. Right. And so then Jordan's like, I felt like you, you pissed on the tree and the tree was me. And I didn't get an opportunity to say how I felt. You know, basically she's saying like, you guys,

like essentially, you're not going off of the bot, like my vibes, you know, you can, like where you can see who I'm interested in. You just guys just chose and you're not going off of the VOD like my VODs, you know, you can, like where you can see who I'm interested in. You just guys just chose and you're battling it over without even seeing that I'm not into either of you schmucks, right? So I'm here. Like the only thing that I said is that I'm interested in said person and I'm really, really good at pool.

So if anyone wants to watch, you know, just be prepared. And Jordan's like, well, personally, I am exhausted by being sexualized and called a party girl. And I'm tired of being labeled in this home by the man and not having any say. And she's crying. And she's crying. And by the way, don't forget that silence.

I still ended up in the middle of this bullshit. And don't forget that Silas, also at the beginning of the season, this all probably stemmed as well from Silas being like, I don't trust my wife with you when you guys go out. Like, so she, he's pinked at hers, like this bad influence, sexual influence. So like, this has been brewing all season long. Yes.

So she's like, well, no one seems to give a fuck about who I am and I'm tired of that. I just wish somebody would give me the same respect I get by everybody else. And everyone's just kind of looking at her like, what the hell? And Silas is laughing, of course, because he's Silas. Right. And she's like, nobody asked me about if they're attracted or supportive, but somehow I end up with nobody on my side. And it's like, yeah, but we've had good conversations. And it's not as contentious as all this like we talk about where you're from and your family and fashion and it's not contentious. And Amir is pissed. Right. So he just like storms off to the kitchen. And she's like, but I feel shitty on more than

that. And Bria basically explains, I think Brea's take on this is perfect. She's like, I mean, if you type in Jordan, a manual, and to Google, you're going to see Nakeds. You're going to see Naked Pictures. So, of course, people see that, and they're going to sexualize you. But she's not really like that. She's more than just nude pictures, you know? And I think it goes back to Jordan in the beginning being like, sorry, I'm hot, but there's

more to me than being hot. And at first, that was an annoying thing to hear. But then it's like, yeah, I mean, you are a playboy model, you're gorgeous. And you actually work for playboy. And I think that that automatically, it puts you in a position where people think that they have a right to, I don't know,

it's like being a jelly belly. It's like being a jelly belly. It's like being a jelly belly in a bin and a candy store. People just think that they have a write to like open the door and like eat you. I had a, and it's like, I'm not, I, I know. You know, when this episode started, I was like, I have a feeling Ron is gonna compare Jordan

to a jelly belly at some point. No, I mean, it's interesting because there's like an aspect we like to think in our like, and, and, you know, I like to, I mean, it's interesting because there's like an aspect we like to think in our like, and, you know, I like to, you know, I like to view myself as someone who's super progressive while I at the same time trade and strange stereotypes about female pool players, but I like to think of myself as progressive. So when, Jordan, and when, Priya says things like, you know, she's in playboy and she's naked. So yeah, people are gonna sexualize you.

Like, you know, I like to think that, you know, we aspire to, you know, to think in ways where it's like just because someone poses naked that they're going to, you know, like, like, like, oh, it's like their fault that they're sexualized because they chose to pose naked that we're trying to move away from that kind of thinking. But at the same time, there is a certain reality

to what Bria is saying. And so it's very frustrating, I'm sure, for Jordan, because she wanted to express herself in one way, but then the consequences of it have been that people view her only in very sexualized, and people don't pay attention to her brains or her personality. And she's sitting here in this house where guys are not, don't care about what her attentions are with any of them.

They're still just trying to like, call dibs on her like a trophy and you have Silas calling her like this evil influence. And she just like, fuck all of you. I don't know what I'm trying to say. I think I'm just repeating things. I thought it was clear. I thought it was clear. No, I thought it was clear, and I think you're right.

You know, I'm just saying, you know, you put yourself, I think that people assume that they have a right to you because you put yourself out in this way. Like she had a coming, right? I think that guys act like that. Yeah, like if they see, like one time, okay, here's, this is, I mean, I think what I'm saying is pretty clear, like if they see like one time, okay, here's this is, I mean, I think what I'm saying is pretty clear,

but just in case people are not, I used to live by this bar called Foubar, okay, this gay bar. And it was real dirty and like, seedy, but I'd love this. True. It was a great bar, great bar, miss you Foubar. And I would go there with my friends all the time and there was this bartender there and you know, they're hot, all the bartenders are really hot

and they're always shirtless and stuff. So one time I saw the bartender at Whole Foods in mine and I was like, oh hey, and he looked so mortified that I was saying hi to him. And I was like, it's Ronnie from Foodbar. And he's like, hi, how are you? And I was like, good, how's it going? What are you up to? And he's like, well, I'm actually getting ready to go to class. And I was like, Oh, bad ass. What's that for? He looks so shocked to be having a conversation with somebody that wasn't like gross. Or I don't know if he expected me to be like touching him, which I never was when he was a bartender. But I just remember feeling like this guy is so shocked that somebody is like asking him about himself or like having a real conversation.

And every time I saw him after that at the whole booth, he was so nice. And I was like, hi, Ronnie, how are you? And I was like, that's so sad because he's probably getting like totally sexualized every time the guy moves just because he's some bartender at a gay bar with his shirt off, you know? And I feel that that's kind of how Jordan is. It's like just because I've been in playboy just because you can Google me and see my pictures doesn't mean I'm all about being your dream woman and fucking you. You know, I've got other things going on. So it feels like she's kind of overreacting right now to me as a viewer. But then I think of all that stuff. And I'm like, oh, yeah,

because it feels it does feel like an outsized reaction, but the truth is it's a reaction to an entire summer's worth of microaggressions. And she's just fed up. She's also drunk, by the way. I think she's, she's drunk too, but that doesn't take away from the fact that she has been dealing with microaggressions from guys who are just sort of like acting like she's a toy. it's just gonna be like who gets the toy. When the toy has declared many times, I'm not a toy and I've chosen, I have elected not to be played with for a year, so you will never get to play with me. In fact, I'm an electrical outlet, so stop trying to play with me. You know, like you should not be playing with me. I have a warning attached to me. You should know but You know so she's frustrated so Alex is like

Jordans like crying in Jasmine's arms and everything and Alex is she's crying and Jordans are on and Alex comes over And he's like, I just want you to know that we all see you and it's all love and you know what I'm joking I'm just trying to show love. Sorry if I'm wrong and then he like And you know what I'm joking? I'm just trying to show love. Sorry if I'm wrong. And then he like adds on to the hug. And I'm like, Alex, you do not get to be, you do not get to participate in this hug right now.

So now Amir is really upset. So he's calling his friend in night cam. And he's like, I just got ripped up in front of the entire house because I expressed my interest in somebody. And all I said is that I want to see or more and now I'm getting dragged in front of everyone and I just had to take it and I just walked away and this is why I love straight guy friendships because this friend is like oh yeah oh oh fuck them bro like just like take a deep breath like don't let shit get to you and a mere like thank you because all right well take care

so a mere like I've come to an understanding that I don't really have a chance with Jordan I was like, really? Was that because of tonight or because she said also several times, like, I'm celibate, I'm not interested. So she's like, you know, you feel like the stars are aligning and you feel like you're making momentum and then you hear that. And it's like, yeah, like it makes you feel like, am I good enough? How many letters have to move around a house before I make a girl attracted to me?

Oh for fuck's sake So everyone wanders around Nick and summer are playing pool now. She's really good and Amir is like wow so Jordan brought that up and makes like yeah, I think it was cathartic for her and Amir is like like, oh, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. I'm going to do two quick goods and stare off into space really pissed off like. Yeah, I hope that that comes from her. I'm really not bruised at all.

And I was like, you know, sometimes people just need to purge. It's the person standing next to them who gets it. And I was trying to keep it light and funny dog, but I really was. But I guess what's funny for one is a trigger for another. You know, I, you know, here's my thing with Amir. I don't know that Amir is over-sexualized. Anybody I'm not gonna accuse him of that. I don't think he has.

But he, she hates water, she told you she hates water, and you've now tried to get her to go into water twice. Yeah. You're automatically like not, you're just being an asshole. You know what I mean? Like you're automatically just showing her, no, do it my way, you'll like it. And nobody's attracted to that. So if you fix anything, fix that.

Don't put people in like water, you don't want to be in like water. It's like me telling Ben, Ben guess what? We're going to go kayaking today. He would not, he would hate me because Because I know that he hates like water. He finds it disgusting. I would not make him do that. I might be okay with kayaking, because I'm not in the water necessarily,

but if you tip over the kayak, then I'll be mad at you. But, I also wonder, Jordan seems like extremely sharp, like a very, very smart person. And she also, as she goes on these stupid activities, kayaking that she doesn't wanna do, walking along the beach, the things thataking that she doesn't want to do, walking along the beach, the things that like, a mere keeps dragging her to do, she is probably savvy enough to know, oh, the producers are probably trying to create a story out of me

liking a mere, and I'm not interested, and I'm sick of them trying to push this. So I would not be surprised if that's fueling some of her frustrations. That's my conspiratorial perspective on this that I just came up with. But I feel like she would get frustrated with that if she sense that that was what was going on. Yeah. So then a mirror goes to Pat on the couch and Silas is like,

okay, well, look, here's another perspective because he's talking to Jordan, right? And he's like, a guy really likes you and he's never objectified you, and then a mirror pipes up, because he hears it. And he's like, and he hears you and understands where you're coming from and wasn't, it hit, you know,

because he wasn't directly coming towards him with it in that moment. And that you just wanted to be listened to be listened to. Theoret just wanted to be listening to her. Theoretical. I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl, asking her to kayak with him. And she's like, but then why did you walk away?

And he's like, because I didn't know that you wanted to even be in the same room as me. And he's like, I've never once come at you and objectified you. Okay. And she's like, well, maybe not directly at you and objectified you. Okay. And she's like, well, maybe not directly and maybe not purposely, but I'm the brunt of it whether you meant it or not.

So, you know, you staying there and listening would have meant a lot. I just wrote, oh Lord. He goes, well, I'm sorry, because at the end of the day, I want nothing to do but to protect you, not saying I'm a mancheckifying you, I'm just going to infantilize you.

I just want to protect you. I'm like, what are you protecting her from? You're actually in danger of her. You're taking her out into kayak at Martha's Vineyard. There's great white sharks out there, by the way. Great white sharks are swimming all around Massachusetts. You were making her life more dangerous. So they hug and make up.

And she does Jasmine and Silas, yeah, she's like whatever. But it's also awkward for her too because she's like doing this whole, like, I don't want to be sexualizing, I don't want to be sexualized, but she's on summer house and Jasmine's running around trying to get everybody to hook up constantly, you know, which is, I know she also had a problem with Jasmine earlier in the season, like leaving the fuck alone, like, stop trying to make me marry somebody just because you are,

but it's like a whole situation that's just sex for her. You know, it's like, oh my God, why am I being so sexualized on some of house? So then Jasmine and Silas are talking, and Jasmine's like, I mean, I might be insecure because we were talking about Jordan and the structure of the house. And I was just jealous that I couldn't bring the house

together like that, you know? The house came together, but it wasn't me. Like, you know what? You should have worn that straw hat. I think it was a straw hat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy how the house just doesn't rally around you when you say that, you know, being an married couple

is hard because people just don't listen to what you say or the same gravitas. God, that's such a universal feeling that everyone understands. She's so annoying because she started the fight and then she's mad that she couldn't fix the fight. Maybe people are starting to see that you're starting the fights,

just that you can say you solve them later. She goes Silas Just hold my boobs and let's cuddle So People go to sleep and everything and now it's the next day and Milo is watching breath brush or teeth in that stupid mile away like Milo's watching Breathe Brush or Teeth in that stupid Milo way, like Milo's just looking. And then Simon's actually mad. Simon's like, Milo, stop it.

I'm here, okay, come do research with me. Okay, we do research on things, on the internet. And okay, all of this. First of all, I have way too much to say about it, since it lasted two seconds. So I'm warning you. Yeah, first of all, Milo is doing that because he's standing on the edge of the bed,

kind of going, hmm, because she gets up and she's brushing her teeth and doing all this stuff before she takes her mountain feed sim, okay? That's the morning I get up. The dog has been waiting for you all night, okay? And Matt, you're taking care of yourself first. I have a question. Then Simon is in bed fixing a watch.

Who does that? And what kind of life is this? He's in bed just like fixing a watch. He's like japetto over there. What kind of old-timey pioneer town should it be? I have a question, Ronnie. One thing that happens, I've noticed some past several episodes in this episode, is that sometimes in the cutaway shots, when Bria has like a little movable pen for Milo. She puts Milo in this thing and then she drags it around the house. What is that and why is that?

It's because they don't want Milo running all over the house all the time and she doesn't want him begging while they're eating. So while they're eating, she puts him in a little pen instead of just leaving him in the fucking room. The dog does not need to be around you 24 hours a day, okay? Dogs are okay being left alone. People leave your dogs alone, okay, so I have two friends. They're great, I love my friends, they have an enormous dog.

They have an enormous dog that always has a wet snout and everything and it's loud. They went to the mall the other day and they're like walking through like Bloomingdale's or Macy's with this dog. Why? Why does this dog have to come to the mall? Why does it have to go into the department store? People leave your dogs at home. I say this to my friends, I say this to my enemies.

It's a universal thing. Dogs don't have to go to every single space that you go to. Yeah, not everyone. And the bueller is just too big. Like I can't carry him. If he was more of a purse dog, I would probably take him around more. But when I had Zena, she was a little jack Russell.

And she was a little jack Russell. She was the run to her litter. And I used to take her to more places. But yeah, at this point, I'm just like, you know, I mean, if I'm not gone, if I'm not gone for like 14 hours, I'm like chill. It'll be fine. Yeah, the dogs will be fine. Dogs will be fine.

They're resilient. So, but she's just also doing that thing where her dog is her personality. She's like, I'm a model with a dog. Like that's, she's like being one of those people. So she's like, I'm just always going to have my dog because that's what we do. Yeah. Anyway. Silas and Jasmine are in their room. And he's like, I'm just always gonna have my dog. Cause that's what we do. Yeah. Anyway, Silas and Jasmine are in their room. And he's like, these pants.

Do you see this? Do you see these pants? And she goes, uh, listen, somebody has a G pen already asked. So, and she got Silas's, baby, how did this stain happen? And she goes, oh, well, it's from the iron. Like, I still need to get the tide to go pen. Which they have. Someone has it. So like, that's what happened.

I was ironing it and it marked the pants. And he's like, big, but these are my pants. And he goes, I tried telling you, these shirts and pants don't need ironing. And then you iron the pants. And she goes, okay, so you don't want to iron those? Is that what you're saying? And he goes, yeah, but now we have to iron the shirt because there's this huge stain on the pants. Now we have to iron the pants. Now it's about shirts. Now we have to iron the shirt.

And when you put the tide gop in on them, you have to iron them. So you have to iron that now. So now you have to tie it to go things. And you have to iron things. What? How dare you, sir? Okay, how fucking dare you?

And Jasmine says, how about this? I'm gonna leave you to you and Jasmine says how about this? I'm gonna leave you to that. No, how about this? I'm gonna leave you period to throw the on the Fuck are you doing and how much self confidence do you actually have in yourself that you're gonna put up with this shit? If he's talking to you this way with a whole camera crew around you, how is he talking to you in private? I'm I don't like you. I think you're an asshole. I think you're a controlling person. I don't think you're very nice. I don't know why anybody's friends are crazy. But you're, I want better for you than this. You deserve a lot better than this. This guy's a total controlling asshole. And if he's not abusive yet, he probably

will be at some point. Yeah, this is crazy. I mean, also, by the way, if you have a stand-up pants, you don't iron it because there's a stain. I think that's the action works for it. So I don't even know what he's talking about with that. But yeah, the amount of entitlement with this, like you should be so lucky that you have someone who is willing to iron something for you.

And they got the fact that they got to stand on it. Like you're gonna actually complain in a way of like, well, like, you know, you ruined it because you were ironing it. And then she says, well, you do it yourself. I mean, it's just it's so obnoxious this behavior. And this is on top of the fact that he complained about the fact that she burned the cheese.

Like the fact that that like stuck with him all day long and that then he had to bring it up at Guy's Night to be like, yeah, man, like, she should maybe breakfast this morning and then she burned the cheese. It's like, I'll get over yourself you fucking asshole. There are some things that are fixable in people. This is not one. No. This is something that's deeply ingrained in him.

I don't know where he learned it. I don't, I guess he was raised like that. Maybe there are people who like living like that still in 2023 where the woman does this, the man does that. The man is allowed to yell at the woman for burning his breakfast sandwich. Whoever those people are, you can go fuck yourself because that's some bullshit and this is 2023 and she's an idiot for putting up with this at this point. This guy is fucking terrible, get some self respect and run. He's not going to change. He's only going to get worse and the more you take it,

the more you enable it for the next person. Get the fuck out of there. Yeah, yeah. Jasmine says that it feels like they're in a pattern and they're just like not slowing down enough to check in with each other and like just trying to get to the vacation but the arguments are like triple.

It's not slowing down. You're in the office of dinner. What are you doing? You're not like, you're not. He checked, he's checking in with you. And he's checking in with you enough to tell you you're doing everything is his made incorrectly. Yeah, for him.

It's a better to have a job. And you can't have shots. Yeah, terrible. From free shots. So now Preston's on the phone. He's FaceTiming his partner, Donald, and they've been together for like two and a half years. And tonight he's going to be doing a soulful,

so soulful, soulful, soul food, Sunday, so he's gonna make mac and cheese, collar greens, and then afterwards, there's gonna be a pride party. So there's that. You're making people eat all those carbs on gay pride. I've never heard of this kind of gay. I've literally never heard of a gay

who's like, oh my god, it's gay pride. Let's eat mac and cheese. Well, while while they're before they're a unicorn at 2 a.m. That's when that's when all the gay is then stream into the fast food and carbs. If you had pride first and then you have soulful Sunday or what I've done it works. Yeah, yeah, Senate works, but this way I don't know you right now. So then the girls are checking in on Jordan's thing how she's doing and some ask how to talk with the mirror wise and Jordan says, I was really needed and she feels like there were a lot of things said that she wishes weren't said, et cetera, and then Alex FaceTime's his brother, Al. Was his name was his brother name Al. It's said on screen. His brother was Al. So I'm like, is Alex

an Al? Are the brothers? That explains a lot. My older brother, Al Tariq. He said Al Tariq. But on screen it said his brother Al. So Mike, is it Al and Alex? Yeah, he said my older brother, Al Tariq. So, I guess, I don't know. So I don't know if he's famous, I didn't look him up.

Did you, should we look him up? I forgot to do that part. So I'm not sure that he is, but basically he's a musical genius growing to Alex. And Alex says, we are very different, but like so much alike. And music is like a uniting factor for us. So he wants to share, Alex wants to share his reflections on this amazing experience he's had this summer by singing a song that they wrote three years ago.

Like, well, is that really sharing reflections on this summer if something goes written three years before the summer? I'm not quite sure about that, but sure. So his name is Al Devon Tyree III. He's a music composer, founder and CEO of Al Classical classical music LLC a content creation a music publishing company Okay, and I found him on the Instagram. There's some pictures of Alex with him. He's not famous yet Hmm. There's Alan L I'll answer our question. Alan L

Alan L. Wasn't that like a stereo place you get stereo's Alan L's I don't know Joe's Alan Ls. I don't know, as well. Oh, so then Preston comes back from the store and Jasmine is making candy dams and devil dags and he's like, excuse me, this is my cooking day. So they all start cooking and Jordan calls David, her dad, and talks about how stressed out she is

and her dad's hilarious. He's like, who's starting with you? And she's like, dad, I just had a mental breakdown. It's like, all my feelings erupted and he goes, hmm, did you cast somebody out? So I've no, I just had a breakdown. Okay, I was just frustrated because this guy, who'd expressed interest in me,

but I guess it's made everybody not want to get to know me, which annoyed me and the dad's basically like, so he's acting like if you can't talk to someone else, that's like third grade shit. She's like, yeah, she talks about being a daddy's girl and how the relationship changed after she lost her mother and they became super tight. And that's where they are now in their life.

Yes, so then Jasmine is talking about soul food, cause they're cooking and Amir is like, oh my God, what's in there? Hamhawks, cause in there he doesn't know anything about this stuff. So Jasmine's like, yes, there's a history of getting what you can, using the cheapest ingredients and making something out of that.

And he's like, wow, that's the history of the food we're eating. Yes, so he's learning because he was raised really with his left-and-side, so he's still learning stuff about his heritage. And then Nick is on the phone with Tasia, his girlfriend. I'm surprised it was not just like... not just like the receptionist at a hill that he called up randomly. Like, hi there, girl, Fran Teja. I, I know that you're in another continent, which may mean that you may not be able to make it onto the television show that I'm filming, but surely you'll be here in time, right? For our finale and she's like, yes, I am.

Is that what I'm supposed to say? I'm sorry, I've got a lot of customers in line trying to check into this hotel right now. She's that cold on. I'm sorry. I've got a lot of customers in line trying to check into the hotel right now. It says I called on, I'm sorry, I didn't finish. So you have 16 pairs of pants. That is amazing. Love you, honey. So then Simon is still being ridiculous.

And he's like, oh, no, Simon comes down in a ridiculous outfit. Yeah, pretty big. Simon comes down in a ridiculous outfit. And Silas is a big green outfit. Simon comes down in a ridiculous outfit. And Silas is like, wow, look at you. You look like white Rick Ross. And Simon's like, okay, white Rick Ross. And then it has something that says white Rick Ross. Yeah, Martha's Vineyard Records.

Yeah, this is one of those episodes where like after the main thing in the beginning is over, then they're just kind of like trying to make things entertaining by putting a lot of graphics and silliness in the middle just to sort of get through the episode. So everyone, they sit down, they bless the food, they have all this delicious looking food, and a mere is very excited. It's the first time he's ever fried his own chicken. This was by the way, the cooking for this meal was when a mirror midway through just takes off a shirt and goes, oh, that's so much better. I was like, please stop, please don't do that. That's too much. I'm sorry. I can't be attracted to you. You're not playing pool. So, can't even see your body right now. So they set up for the Pride Party and Preston gives everybody

history about Pride and talks about how it started in 1969 as a riot at the Stonewall Bar in New York City. And it's a revolution in love. Some people call it a riot, but it's a riot that also means revolution in love. So she is to love in light. And so he's like, okay, so the thing I thought would be great for this is to see the straight men in the house come up with a quick dance routine. I'm not really into this whole one gay person

makes all the straight people do pride and do gay shit. I don't like it. I mean, I don't mind. It's just not compelling television to be honest. It's just like a piece of television, solely crafted or crafted solely to be used as an extra on bravoTV.com. Like check out the guys on Summer House

more of this vineyard dry in the dance. So, they do it, it's not whatever. So then Simon is telling Brea's like, you think it was not very nice? And she's like, you're like super drunk. I am not super drunk. Just, yes, you are. I drank beer.

So yeah, well, you're drunk. Yeah, well, I really enjoyed it with the guys. Most of the majority, I really, they're like my fans now. I think I have some friends. Simon, that's my style. So, yeah, that's basically where we're at. People go to bed. Okay, so we go to Silas and Jasmine and Silas.

It's like, so come on, you want to circle back and talk about what happened today and she's like What part and he's like my pants. That's what I'm talking about like oh my god The woman just made your dinner. Yeah, I mean and she's like why would you want to talk about that? And he's like because I don't think you understand while I was mad. And he's like, you messed up my pants and everything you gave to fix the problem was very minimal. Go fuck yourself, leave him.

Sir, you are. Where were you still? You can't have a job that requires two computer monitors and then not be able to take out a stand from your own pants. I'm sorry, do it yourself. Okay. Be a gentleman to yourself. Okay, so Jasmine's like, it's so easy for you to say I messed up some shit, isn't it? Your mentality is such a turnoff. It really is. It goes, oh, my mentality's a turnoff. You fucked up my pants because you don't

know how to use a fucking iron. I was like, I, I, I, chuck this person out of the house, kick him off the island. Okay. Chuck him out of a fucking plane. Chuck him off of the earth. Yeah. This person. We don't need this person. Terrible.

We don't need this person. So Jasmine's like, you know, I wish I could open the door so everybody could hear how you're talking to me right now. First of all, America is hearing how he's talking to you right now and be no one is surprised, no one. Okay, you're the only one who's surprised. So she's like, if we don't fix this, we might not have a home to come back to.

I have nothing but resentment for you and him both at this point. I can't even believe you're with this person. Yeah, so then the morning's busted. Silas is still carrying on. He sort of goes up to Jass and passive aggressively and says, baby, I need to use your toothbrush because I used mine to clean my pants yesterday. Oh, fuck you.

So I guess he did make an effort to clean his own things but now he's throwing it in her face and she just doesn't respond, you know, like, what happened? He just stands there. Just go to the store. Go to the store and get up toothbrush and come back and brush your teeth. So people are waking up and she needs packs because she's got her flights in two hours,

so she's going to somehow, I guess, oh, never mind. I was thinking, like, she's going to take a ferry and then get to Logan Airport. I was like, about to get mad at her about logistics. I was like, there's probably an airport on Martha's Vineyard. So then she basically gets like her goodbye because she's leaving before the finale. So she just talks about how like, well, I didn't expect this summer to get so serious,

but like, I had a great time with my girls and girls and I was my favorite night and I can't wait to come back here next summer. Hopefully not as serious. Oh, I think she just flashes the camera. So she's out of there and she says bye to Alex. she's like I don't really cover Alex sings like I'm not a Confrontational person Like I just expressed my feelings anyways, so like let's just move on with our lives because I refuse to say sorry

by Alex sorry so then Jason is in the kitchen and Jason is in the kitchen and Jasmine's there. He's like, so has the dream team doing. She's like, finally, we got into an argument. He's like, so, you know, he has this idea. He has this idea of what a wife should be. Then you have this idea of what a husband should be. You guys need to take both of your ideas and then fuse those ideas together and find the hat shut up. Okay. That advice is not good advice. You're the straight gay friend. Your advice should be that

man is clearly abusive. Get the fuck out of there. Yeah. Exactly. So Jasmine makes Silas' breakfast and she brings it to him. And then he's just like eating it. He doesn't say thank you or anything. He's just acting like he's in a diner and it just plays the rent in front of him. And- He's ignoring her while being on his computer.

Yeah, you know. So then he is like done with it. So she goes, um, I take it, you're just not going to finish this. And he goes, probably not, honestly. You know, I'm not good with bread and potatoes and things like that. He's basically doing that thing. I was like, why would you make this food that I don't eat? You should know better by now. Actually, but potatoes aren't bread and he goes starch and he shakes his head. I mean,

okay, you guys are married and you don't know he does need carbs. So are you, now I'm like, are you putting potatoes in his breakfast to fuck with him? Because clearly you know he doesn't eat potatoes. You know what I mean? And I'm only giving you that because I'm hoping that that's what you did to get some kind of revenge on this piece of shit. I'm hoping that you at least had this self respect

to put some potatoes in this man's food. I also explain why Silas doesn't like Jordan at all because Jordan is obsessed with potatoes. So Jasmine's like, she's like, I'm exhausted. Everyone says the first year of marriage is the hardest. Well, it doesn't matter if you're on mar, your number one or your number 30, like this guy is a piece of work

and he's gonna exhaust you no matter what you're on. Yeah, fuck that guy. He takes her plate, she takes her plate and leaves and he just ignores her. And so she just stops at the door and turns back and stairs at him. You need to get the fuck out of there. I can't, it's hard,

I'm glad that next week is the season finale because I'm officially done with these two, both of you. Yeah, well, especially, I can't believe that you would enable that behavior. You're way too smart for that. Like letting a man think that that's okay is not great. Oh yeah, no, he's like, he is terrible, absolutely terrible. And he's getting roasted on Twitter,

and it's so validating to watch. I don't think there's gonna be a reunion on the show, but if they're like, I really want a reunion, like maybe just like a one episode reunion, just so he could be confronted with his behavior. But it probably, of course, Andy would be like, so, so, so you were a moccasins instead of loafers one night.

What was that like? Okay, okay. Now let's talk to the moon for 45 minutes. Well, I'm really hoping this gets a season two and she has divorced him by the time that. No, season, I want to have a season two, but season two he's going to be on his refresh his image campaign.

So he'll be like super chill. He'll be like, hey honey, what's what do you want? Like whatever you want to make me for breakfast. Hey, I made breakfast for you honey. It's going to be this super fake Silas. Well, I hope she sees what this is. I'm hoping this is like a Lintian Everett season one where she ends up leaving him and like goes on her own journey because I don't know.

Men like that don't change. No, they do not, but accept get worse. Yeah, so. Okay, well that brings us to the end of Summer House. Summer House, Martha Vignade. Darling. Thanks everyone for being here. Go check out the video on crap is on demand. That brings us to the end of Summer's House. Summer House, Martha Vignia, darling. Thanks everyone for being here. Go check out the video on crap is on demand.

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