Watch What Crappens - Summer House: Old Man Mullet

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

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at the end of the episode. So that was fun. Basically Danielle and Lindsay's friendship going down the gutter. And, but while that goes down the gutter, Lindsay and Carl, stronger than ever, stronger than ever, gonna get married soon. So very excited stuff. But this episode opens up with, we're still like Girls Night from last week. Lindsay was like, I wanna go to Girls Night because

I wanna drink from once. And so they went to Girls Night and then Danielle was basically like, you're a shitty friend to me. So that's where they're at. Um, pretty much. Yeah, it's like girls night and they go to a place called Kalissa. It's like when you have girls night and you go to a place named after a girl, I feel like a girl's going to get hurt. You know what I mean? Because Kalissa is like one of those

really, it sounds like it would be such a nice girls name, but you know, Kolis is a horrible human being, right? I mean, Kolis isn't. Plus face it, Kolis is a monster, okay? I just know she is. And she owns her restaurant. And every, she puts you into luckers in high school and you hear the name Kolis and you're like, I have to eat at Kolis's.

Oh, God. Kolis is a big bull tonight at dinner. I don't like the name, Kolis. I feel like Kolis is, yeah, K'm so excited. I'm so excited. And I did dinner. I don't like the name, Melissa. I feel like Melissa's, yeah, Melissa's evil. Melissa's evil. So Lindsay is like, well, then, yeah, you've been getting very hard on me tonight.

She's like, oh, I'm sorry, but if your best friend is not hard on you, then she should not be your best friend. Like if your best friend isn't trying to impress really cool girls by basically being bitchy to the person that they all hate. Like, what's the best friend? I'm really surprised that I'm coming out on this angle because I'm usually team Lindsey and everything. I think, well, I guess I am still team Lindsey because I'm very anti Danielle. I think Daniel

will be the little asshole. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking, but yeah, Danielle's been a total asshole here. I think she's obviously just doing this for the cool girls as she's been very performative. Obviously making all of her faces until someone asks her what's wrong. And I think it's really a shitty move from you Danielle. And I hope that you have fun because you're just repeating the same fucking thing you always do which is kissing the ass of the alpha in the room and guess what? They don't care about you. They are using you. Okay.

So have fun being out in the cold when Lindsey doesn't have you anywhere near her anymore. And these cool girls start ignoring you the second the cameras go off and they can't use you like a weapon anymore. Have fun with that stupid. I don't know. I mean, I think where Danielle's fatal flaw is is that she's not really honest with why she's angry. And I think that the reason why she's upset

is because she, Carl and Lindsay were a trio and they'd always do things together and they had so much fun. And now Lindsay and Carl just go off and do things without her. And she feels left out and she's annoyed. And then when she does hang out with Lindsay, it's not the same.

And Lindsay really has, Lindsay has said, now a few times, some shitty things like, so like, why would I ever like hang out with you? If Carl's not gonna be there, why would I hang out with you? If I were to go to Montac, if it's just gonna be like, no Carl, like she says, tough, that's like, so would I hang out with you? Like, if I were to go to Montac, if it's just gonna be like no car, like she says stuff that's like so dismissive of Danielle. And so I think Danielle is like frustrated in her, but the thing is that Danielle says stupid stuff.

Like, you know, like if I'm not hard on you, like then I'm not being a good best friend. Like that's stupid. Like that's a stupid thing to say. That's not the definition of being a best friend. That's just making it like work for you in your situation. Because I do think that Lindsay, I don't think that Lindsay is being honest

with what Lindsay wants in a moment. But I do think that Lindsay is sacrificing for Carl. So I don't necessarily hold it against her, but I understand why it's frustrating to be like, Lindsay is clearly not acting like Lindsay, and I'm left out and I'm like sad because I miss my friend. And I think that's where it's all coming from. I don't really care where it's coming from

because to me it's the fact that she's doing it in front of all these girls that she knows have been mean to Lindsay and that are against Lindsay, and she's waiting until she's in front of all of these girls to comfort Lindsay like that. And that's just not cool. I feel like that's the ultimate betrayal. Like if you have a conversation with Lindsay that's like, hey I feel left out like where are you guys? Well that's one thing I think she would have a she would have a like to stand on there but waiting until

this girls my and it's all of the girls who she knows hate Lindsay I think is really shitty of her and but why do they hate Lindsay? Let's really dig back into why do they hate Lindsay. Why do they hate Lindsay? I'm going to say it probably all started with Lindsay literally cutting Amanda out of photos of the group and Isaac out Amanda and Kyle. But what does it mean? I'm going to fight about those girls or what the problem is.

The fact is they have a problem with her Danielle knows it and she's jumping to their side publicly instead of pulling her supposed best friend to the side and then acting like a victim over it. Well, I just think that basically, I think both sides could be, you could make a strong argument about mean girls, you know? And I think that Danielle is like, it's like, oh, wait a second, like I hitched my ride onto the wrong Mean Girls. Like this Mean Girl has now basically shed me cause she has no more use for me.

And I'm mad. And- So she went into another Mean Girl. Yeah. So I'm saying enjoy it when they do it like that. I don't like that. Well, that will not gonna get further along. She's just gonna be dropped by these girls.

Like, you really think that there's going to be a relationship? She will never be where she'll call. She will never be in the L to hang out. No. No. That will never happen. I agree with that. But I just think that, like, I feel like I understand why Daniel is super frustrated.

But I think that she is leaning in on the wrong points. So let me just be like, you guys don't hang out with me. And then when you hang out with me, you act like, like it's like, oh, like I have to drop everything because you decided to hang out with me now, you know? Yeah, so let's be like,

well, there's a difference between you being hard on me to, or like to, then to push me to be a better person, you know? And Daniel's like, I'm pushing you to be a better person, you know, and Daniel's like, I'm pushing you to be a better alcoholic. You know, because the problem is, is that Lindsay is trying not to drink, which is really rubbing Daniel the wrong way. And she's like, or be a better friend of me, maybe something like that.

And Lindsay's like, well, then that's a different situation. And Lindsay's like, there's like a compromise that goes with being in a relationship and like I'm doing the best I can to support Carl, but like I'm here to have like fun like every summer and Danielle's in a relationship, but she operates like she's single because unfortunately her boyfriend is nowhere to be found. And that's the truth as well, you know, so I kind of feel for Danielle in that way.

That's the truth. That is the truth that she is miserable in her relationship. And I think it's hard for her to, she is projecting her relationship onto Lindsay and Carl. And she sees that there's like flaws in her relationship. And so she feels like by Lindsay and Carl acting like there's no flaws or being inauthentic. And that's like making her crazy because it's all tied into how she what she's going through herself, which is not actually a,

that's not a healthy approach to your friendship. So Gabby's like, so is this like that first time you've heard this from her? And then she goes, in a group setting? Yeah, I mean, girls night didn't turn out exactly how I wanted. I mean, I guess by girls night. And Amanda just has this I told you so look on her face. And Danielle's oh, I guess we can just talk about it another time then okay fine another time

Yeah, maybe when it's just you and not with a fucking panel of her enemies you idiot You know there and yell if I was Lindsey I'd be like you dead to me by get out Get out here. She already has dropped it stress get the the fuck out of here. Yeah, but she already has dropped Danielle and I happened several months before the scene, you know, it's just that Danielle's only starting to realize it now. Well, we also have to remember something else at Lindsey says later in the episode is you're the one who moved away. Why don't you call me and try to come into the city and hang out. Danielle has disappeared into Robert Land too. You know?

Robert's not there filming with her, so now she's left alone. She's done the same thing to Lindsay as far as not hanging out, not calling as much, because she moved the fuck out of town. And now she's mad because Lindsay has a boyfriend there and she doesn't. Yeah, but I think that what Dan, I think here's why I think also Danielle is frustrated, because I feel like if Lindsay caught up Danielle, I was like, let's hang out tonight. Danielle would hop on the train and go all the way into the city to hang out. But if Danielle did that for Lindsey, Lindsey would literally just be like, no, I'm not going

to, or I'm going to hang out with Carl. And so there's like an inequity in terms of like, in terms of gravitational pull between the two of them. And Danielle is like uneasy with that. And it's's it's starting to she was I think she was always okay with it because she always felt like I actually got the perks of their friendship, but now she's not even getting the perks of their friendship. So now she's like this.

Mm hmm. Really diving deep on this stupid friendship. I know. So there is a song that's like, we dominate, let me show you how. And then we go to the guys, because song about domination, and we're totally initiating Chris right now. Still, oh, can you believe that this isn't too fucking episode? Yeah, I know. So it's part of your initiation, Chris. You have to go to the girls room and you have to like pull something. They're going to probably want like, oh, sure, sure that would be funny what if they're like where's my shirt or what if they can brush your hair that would be hilarious get a hairbrush this is gonna be a lot I kind of like the best part I remember don't like it's gonna be a whole

there's those girls will be so mad they're gonna just want to bury all of us just like bury us okay go do it now. So Chris then goes and like If you give me that task, get something that the girls really need. It's like okay Get the toothbrush or the slippers or whatever But he just goes like right into like their clothing and he's like I'm not a creep I sort of not a creep. I'm like yeah, but you're Pong around their underwear for crying out loud just because you say it doesn't mean that you aren't it Yeah, and Carl's like,, best guys night of all time. Three minutes ago,

three minutes ago. And so he's still some like, thongy type underwear and then a brush and a pair of boots from someone. So Carl's like, Oh, minute, three seconds. Hope is something super, super dirty. Wack a barat or a bow. This is like so wild seconds, hope there's something super, super dirty, whack a barat or a blow. Oh, this is like so wild. Like, there's definitely the best guys that we've ever had on this show. What is crazy? So Chris comes back with some random items

and he puts down like a hair dryer and calls like, ah, that's definitely my hair dryer. Chris is like, oh, I thought your wife was the one who needed the blow dryer. And calls like, do you even know me? Do you even look at me? Look at this hair. It's been perfect for nearly 10 years on Bravo. I know. And Chris is trying to be all like, bro, we about it.

Like, he's a, he was a fucking hairdryer. Yeah, Chris, if you've seen yourself, you know, Chris is in there with a fucking hairdryer. So then he's, I got this song and it says, see, it says Sierra's ding with a little arrow. And Carl's like, who? Carl's getting some blood flowing out. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.

Oh, wow. You also got a garbage leap mask. It's like wild. Oh, and you got Lindsey's comb. Huh. Even though it's clearly a brush, I'm going to say it's a comb. And that will never haunt me later on this episode in a very small while. Nice work getting to come. So back at the girls

night, sounds like I'm so jealous of Amanda's boobs. How do they just sit there so high? I've always wanted boobs that are like that to where people are like, oh my god, it's not like a balcony or those boobs. Like are those on still? Like how do they stay up there? Is there like a construction crew that keeps them up there? That would be hilarious. I would be hilarious if I was like on a construction crew for boobs, just trying to keep boobs up. You know what I mean? It's just like, okay, so before we move on,

does anybody have anything else to say? Preferably about Lindsay, too Lindsay, I would work. And Gabby's like, well, I'll say because we talked about this, like I'm very honest by nature. You know, so, Thierry, like you and I have not had a moment where we just like sit down one on one yet. Yeah. And like, I don't know where I stand with you. And the vibe I get from you is very guarded. And

you tend to stick to your established friendships. And Sierra's like, yeah, well, you know, it's the vibe I get from you is that like you weren't trying to get to know me either. And I do feel like the questions we would ask, like things we were, when we would ask them, like things were always very like surface level with you. And some of your surface level answers came off as arrogant. And so I sort of have a hard time relating with like the fact that you're like shallow and arrogant I guess. We get a boom and she's like I'll have a conversation with you but like

on a deeper level. Okay all you talk about is what guys you guys want to fuck. That's all I've heard you guys talking about okay? What do we add? Gabby's not that far behind, okay? So Gabby's like, I work really hard on being sure about myself and like after a while of stumbling and after disastrous relationship and break up and also getting fired, like, I might be over correcting fine, but like if it comes off as arrogant, I'm not sorry

because I'm not gonna sacrifice how I feel about myself to make you more comfortable. It's like, yeah, I've team Gab. I'm on team Gabby, I don't care what you guys say. Yeah, I do feel like this is such a Gen Z argument, though, because it was like couched in a lot of like, very like progressive and thoughtful phrasing, but at the setting of the day, it was also underlining the fact that I am who I am and you can't change who I am. So Gabby is like, well, would I like to have a conversation with you and be closer? Yes.

Do I feel like I got a chance to do that? No. Are you going to invite me to Coachella? I hope so. Will that trigger me? Yes. But am I going to turn down? No. I can go on all night by asking these questions, by the way. Just feel free to interrupt me.

So Danielle's like, I had that conversation with Sierra a long time ago. As Sierra's like me too, bitch. And she goes, yeah yeah because I was not afforded that two or three fucking years ago and she's like but you never gave me that chance either Danielle and we all know where this is leading right because Danielle's like and that's absolutely true absolutely true yeah and we kept missing each other because it did feel like people were taking sides and then we see a clip of their fight and the wine breaking against the chest. And Seara's like, okay, so why are you mad?

And she goes, I'm mad that I like you and I fuck with you. And that was taken away, that took away three years from us. And she's basically getting right to the point where she was saying because I was defending. I was being a great friend to Lindsay. And so I wasn't allowed to be friends with you. That's what you wanted. She's very plainly saying that, right? And of course, Lindsay doesn't get it.

She's like the only person on the table not getting it. She goes, um, she likes you. I guess that's what this is. The she's yelling because she likes you. Okay. Is anybody listening to that? That's hilarious. Yeah, she's like, I spent all this time defending a person

who now has just like dropped me. And for what? We could have had a wonderful, blossoming friendships here, which by the way they would not have. So then it cuts back to Carl and he's like, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,

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She's like, oh my God, don't you dare. I can't even believe it. And I was like, heeey. Yeah, everyone's like, what's going on? And Paige is like, am I oddly wanted to watch so much more of that? I don't know what that says about me. I mean, Sierra was like, he didn't even say hello to me.

Wow, wow, how rude and disgusting. I'm turned on because remember I did fall in love with Austin Crowell, okay? So the more of an asshole you were, the more I'm into it, huh? Oh my God, we haven't seen Lensine Carl together for a while, God, I'm glad they're getting some time. So she goes up to him and she's like,

how was your night and I, babe? And he's like, I'm glad they're getting some time. So she goes up to him and she's like, how was your night and I, babe? He's like, I'm tired of the olives, babe. I'm turned to to be honest, babe. I thought it was going to be very indifferent tonight and it did not go the way that I thought, babe. He's like, sorry, babe. Sorry, babe. By the way, Carl just got there. I'm tired, but I'm like, you literally just got here. You were sitting in a home on a chair. How are you tired? So she's like, you're in a go. He's like, you wanna go?

Do you wanna go? Do you wanna go? I wanna go. I wanna go. Yeah, baby. By the way, good luck brushing your hair tonight. Wink, wink, wink. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So page and a man to see are talking about the sounds their boobs would make. A man is like, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and serious are like, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, and pages just go, ding. They'll crack up. So now it's like 12, 21 a.m. they go back to the house, the sprinklers going nuts, the sprinklers when they malfunction are so extra. They like, they like, so Amanda's dancing under like the sprinkler waterfall. And then Danielle's just like in her room and she's sad. And then Lindsay and Carl get into bed and Carl's like, I just, I'm sorry. Take it back.

I take a back, babe. Take a back. I'll take a back rib. Take a back haul. So then much like every other night, Sam dances on the kitchen counter while Kyle eats cookies or whatever, and Paige Danielle and Amanda gossip on their bed. Danielle's like, oh my god, you guys, I'm like so mad because you open that opinion in my head. You open that onion in my head

and there's like so many layers that onion. And Paige is like, yeah, guys, what's it nice to see Danielle as like a person and actually shine? Because like feel Lindsey doesn't let her shine right girls. Isn't it nice? Also, I have to say I always suspected that on the inside of Danielle was an onion that works So Danielle's like I'm so upset right now And then she says something, I couldn't really understand what she said,

but they all crack up to like, oh my God, like Danielle's being so cool right now, talking shit about Lindsay. She said, I'm in so much pain right now because who wants to think that Paige is right about something, no one. They all laugh. And Amanda said,

I really rolling on the ground with laughter. And this is a sad move to me. Set it for, I'll say it again. Say it every time it happens, okay? I have fun with people that don't like you. I've fun with that. Well, that's kind of Daniel's, Ray's on Detra.

So, Lindsey's like, Excuse me, I'm joking on a cheeto. Babe, you need the Heimlich? No, I'm okay. Sure, babe. You got that cheeto right out, you need the Heimlich? No, I'm okay. Make sure, babe. Get that cheeto right out of you if you want. No, babe. Yeah, I'm gonna take that cheeto

and like, walk to the moon with a, yeah, I'll free, babe. I'm gonna walk with a cheeto to like, toscaled a daryl for you. What's that, babe? I don't even know, it's like probably some place on Mars. Mars, babe, monga. Someone actually messaged us, I believe, that said that if you wear a fit bit,

it's like a fit, it's part of fit bit culture. They're like when you're like walking, it says like you just walked to Nebraska, you just walked to the moon so that potentially, Carl and Lindsay are finding romance in their fitbit distances. Gross. So, back to Danielle, she's like the sad part of all of this, is that I think Linti knows it too.

That she dulls your shine. I'm page. Page is just sitting there, ready to just rip their whole friendship up, you know. Oh, you think she realizes that she does shine? Wow, that's amazing. So basically, she realizes that she's mad to your glossy. That's nice.

And then, I was like, um, like, in a lot of ways, I think, what, she takes you for granted? Is that what you were going to say? It's like, oh, my God, you won. At least I've heard you're trying for her own sentences. My God. Amanda's like, you're like the background. You're like the supporting character.

You're not even like a supporting character. You're literally like someone from Craigslist who they put in the background with a foam finger. Like that's who you are. And Danielle's like, you know what? A.C. Lady, who colors boxes for her husband's brand at home. Like you are the biggest supporting character on this show. Daniel's like, in my life, I'm a main, but in my friendships, I'm down for supporting.

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Having a great supporting actress turn in your life, Lindsay. Yeah, well congratulations. So you've gone from being a kiss asked to one person to being a kiss asked to a group of people. So you have more chances to win and more chances to fail. Good luck to you. So she goes to bed. And actually everyone goes to bed and Amanda.

She has to go report to Kyle. She's like, so damn, y'all, when in on Lindsey tonight, and Dan, y'all's like a good friend and her light doesn't get to shine on her own, because she lives in Lindsey's shadow. Cause like, are you falling asleep? Yeah, your shadows really dark. Sorry, but I wanted to make a bunny fingers on the wall while I'm holding this number boy. By the way, I think also, for as much as we talk about like Lindsey, I mean, Danielle's leaving Lindsey to go with the other side. They're going to drop her.

Danielle's going to wind up back with Lindsey because that's the, that is the, the path of this. I've watched a lot of survivor in my time. And I've seen it when there's like a dominant alliance. And then someone says, you know what? I'm sick of it. Therkong the shots, but I'm here to win for me. I want I want to be my own destiny. So I'm going to make this bold move. And then when it comes to tribal council, they just vote along with what the alpha says. And that's what Danielle's going to do. She's going to go. She's going to have a moment where she can feel like an independent soul. And then she'll go back to Lindsay.

You know, in a perfect world for me, I would love, I always wanted Danielle to stop being such a kiss ass to Lindsay. I think it's hard to watch. It's awkward as hell. And I'm glad that she's kind of standing up or doing whatever the fact, making a stand. I just don't like that she's doing it for other people.

That's what makes it gross to me. And I don't think Lindsay and Carl have a chance of lasting. They're a terrible couple. They're not in the same place. They may talk to themselves into getting married, but this is not gonna last. And I think that at the end of the day,

Danielle and Lindsay, I think you're probably right. They'll probably be right back in each other's lives, you know? Yeah, they will be. This is like Danielle needs to do this. She needs to do something so she feels like she's not a supporting person. and then she's going to hitch a ride. Like you said, hitch her not a ride.

She will hitch a ride but she can hitch her ride onto another group of people that just aren't connected. They don't connect the same way and then she will go back to Lindsay and all order will be restored. Also, I have to remember when I'm being so mean to Danielle, just calling her a worthless suck ass and everything else during this hour, that it also comes down to who are you gonna shoot with?

By Lindsay completely blowing off Danielle, Danielle no longer has anyone to film with. So Lindsay is kind of doing this to herself. Yeah, she is. I mean, it's weird. I think it's weird because I agree really with everything you're saying, but I just, I feel bad for Danielle

because I just feel like I just, it sucks. That sucks if you're part of a trio and then all of a sudden, you're just, that you're not. And then you have like your best friend being like, why would I hang out with you if it's, if Carl's not there? You know, like that sucks.

So I, I sort of, I took Lindsay saying, I have no reason to be there without my boyfriend of meaning. Montac is where we always go to fuck dudes. It's like where we've always gone to party and fuck dudes. I can't do that when I have a boyfriend here.

Like that's kind of how I took her saying that, but that is actually very fair. But I think also there's an element from Danielle of like, yeah, but it's like, let's just like go out and like have fun, let's go drink and just like be around people and like you're just not willing to do that. And then it's even more frustrating that Danielle is asking,

like, let's go out, let's go out, let's go out. And then they can only go out when Lindsay says, you know, be a fun idea. Why don't we go out? As if Danielle has not been asking for this all this time. Yeah. So Maya is on the phone. Maya calls in because she's not on this episode. Um, and um,

Well, it's not this part of the episode because she is on the rest of the episode. Oh, she's not. She's not. This sort of gives you an idea of what Summer House is these days. It's just like people talking. You know, who's really talking? I think in the moment. Yeah, I'm actually going to skip this. Uh, so then Lindsay and Sam are talking and Lindsay's like,

oh my god, did you meet anybody? Fine. And Gabby's like, how do you feel? Did you talk to Dan y'all after dinner? That's what I want to know. She goes, no, and I don't know if it's the time to do that. She goes, um, do you talk to Carl about this stuff? Because the message for me was she was really upset about the state of her friendship. So yeah, and Lindsay is like, I'm happy to take responsibility for half, but the other half like, why don't you make a trip into the city and we can hang out. And so we go to page and page is like, I am so glad Danielle is speaking up about it. You know why? And of course, this is what she says.

Of course. It validates everything we've ever said about Lindsay. Oh my God. No, it also validates everything you've ever said about Danielle that she's a suck up and a follower, dude. You're just using it to your advantage now. It's no secret that Lindsay is the common denominator in everyone's fights and then acts like,

what did I do? I'm like such a good friend and then a cut to Lindsay saying, I never question you when you moved in with your boyfriend after knowing him for like two months and I didn't question her when she like quit her corporate jobs or a fashion app. And I said, well, you don't matter what, despite your really stupid decisions and the fact that you always take the commuter train and we have to go pick you up every single weekend. Yeah, and she also said that pick you up every single weekend. Yeah, and she also said that if you're like not hard on your friend, then you're not a good friend, but to me when she was saying, wasn't tough love, it just like it felt a bit accusatory.

I was like, am I talking too much or something? God, sorry, I'm a lot. She's like, um, if Lindsay is drinking and partying less because she's trying to support her partner who is battling this extraordinary demand and like, who the fuck are we to have an opinion about that? Yeah, so if your friendship means parting to survive, that says something else about your relationship. Yeah, so like, good luck. Um, I mean, those are some good points too.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Those are some good points, y'all. So now it's the next day, I think, and Sam is looking around. She can't find her slippers, because guess what? There were stolen as part of last night's initiation ceremony.

It was pretty amazing, it was like, it was a big deal. And hardly anyone notices, so Chris actually has to go to them. He's like, I know. So I have a question for you girls. You see anything missing from your stuff. Page goes, wait, did you take my toothbrush?

He's like, yeah, I need your breast milk. I did know why. Ladies, I reveal you're stolen stuff. Page is like, my bag, oh my God, and she just like takes and so walks away And he's like, I feel bad because I took two things from page so page if you want to razmy because we're such good friends You can razby she's like quiet by Who cares? Hello police. I've been robbed. Thank you. Please come over and then it was an off-duty officer in the Marine Corps Please take him to prison. Thank you, please come over. And then it was an off-duty officer in the Marine Corps. Please take him to prison.

Thank you. And so then Carl goes, by the way, I gave Lindsay his comb back this morning, because she needed it. And Lindsay goes, my brush. Her brush. I thought like there were so many funny things in that, like Carl, who like creates this prank.

And then Lindsay's like, my brush is missing. He can't even be like, oh, I don't know where it is. He's like, oh my god, Lindsay doesn't't even be like, oh, don't know where it is. He's like, oh my god, was he doesn't have a brush. We gotta fix this right away. I was like, that's kind of, it kind of like really bothered me that Carl went and gave the brush back before the prank was like revealed. Like that sort of like shitty.

And then second of all, I just really liked that he kept calling it a comb and that she was like correcting him. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I mean brush, I mean, brush not comb. I don't know why, I just why, I just feel like Carl's like does MD vessel that's just doing whatever Lindsey wants. Yeah, I think Carl in the future is gonna come out

and say he was emotionally like intimidated or something by Lindsey. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was really hard. I was in a relationship, I mean, I had to return a brush on Dude's night. That's crazy. Yeah, but you know what though, thank God for Lindsay, because if it weren't for Lindsay,

I wouldn't know the difference between a comb and a brush. Yeah. So now it's here as underwear, which is creepier, you know, and he's like, actually, they're really gone. I don't know who took them, but they're actually gone. So then everyone's hegging by for the week. And then he was like, I've never left our house feeling like I'm not sure what's going actually gone. So then everyone's hugging by for the week and then the else like, I've never left our

house feeling like I'm not sure what's gonna happen between Lindsay and I, not sorry though, just the opposite because I'm upset with her and her behavior and how she's treating me and her friendship. That has been what I thought, I thought sisterhood was our friendship, but I guess not.

Not well, no. Yeah, I don't know what part of the one way friendship they had, she thought was a sisterhood, but you know, that's fine. So now it's New York City, it's Wednesday, and Amanda's at Paige's apartment, and Paige is like, I got you cupcakes. They're like pink and blue, so like welcome to my gender reveal. Oh my god, which one is it? Is that mild? So they are doing arts and crafts for Kyle's 40th birthday because it's gonna be called the Holy cow. Kyle's 40. It's a Western party inspired only by the Mollet He grew

I'm aware that 40 doesn't mean he's gonna grow up Only by the moment he grew, I'm aware that 40 doesn't mean he's gonna grow up. Ha ha ha. And the page is like, well, how do you feel about him being 40? She goes, well, I don't feel anyway, but I think he does. Because like, he's in his head. He's energetic. Is energy's a half about it. Weird.

Yeah. He's like halfway to Lindsay's age. Just crazy. But he doesn't look 40 whatsoever. And Amanda's like, he's's age, just crazy, but he doesn't look for you whatsoever. And Amanda's like, he's literally gonna like live forever. And Peach goes, Oh God. What a terrible thought. I know.

And she's like, is Craig excited to come to the birthday morning? Peach just, yeah. Oh my God, he just asked me for more closet space. Amanda goes, Oh, so things aren't going good, huh? To go stuff. They're probably. They're probably. I'm out of gas. Oh, so things aren't going good, huh? To go stuff like so my answer. Walking dogs and Sierra like at the dogs, your name like one of them is named

Klove and Sierra's like, Oh my God, Klove is so good. And I was like, so dumb. She was, no, why would I ever say that about Klove? Could you imagine if Sierra just walked up to my, like, your dog is so dumb. And they talk about how the theme is country and Maya's like, I can't really relate to this. And Sierra's like, I love it. I mean, what, you want me to dress country?

Fuck yeah. You want to play some country music? Fuck yeah. It's going to be good. Also by the way, I just realized Maya's other dog is named Buka, and I think that's short for Buka, teeny. I think that's why the dog's named Buka. And I don't know how I feel about that.

I'm like, Clove is bad enough. Clove was pretty bad. I'm sorry, Clove is a bad name for a dog. Clove, you're just naming your dog after a very controversial stink, you know, scent. Yeah, I don't like Clove. I don't like Clove as a dog name. a very controversial stink, you know, percent. Yeah, I was like, I don't like, I don't like love as a dog name. Bukka's a okay dog name, but I'm like,

part of me gets annoyed knowing it's probably short for Bukka Teeny, but then part of me is sort of like, you know, we took a really harsh stance about Bukka Teeny because on top chef a few years ago, there was that guy Bruce who was like, Bukka Teeny is my spirit posture, like shut up. But ever since then, guy Bruce who was like, Bukitini is my spirit pasta. We're like, shut up. But ever since then, I've really grown to love Bukitini. So I sort of see it's cute, but it sort of annoys me too to name a dog,

Bukitini after Bukitini. Yeah, I don't want to eat your dog or smoke it, you know? Think about those things when you're naming your house. But there we go. So that's great perspective. So Sierra, they're talking about how Corey's coming. And it's yet another situation where Sierra gets to pretend like she has a choice and whether she's gonna hook up

with Cory because when Winterhouse, this is what she did. They sat down, they're like, so Sierra, are you gonna give him a chance? What do you think? She's like, maybe, maybe I'm into him. We'll see, which of course he went straight for other people.

And so, she's doing it again. It's like, when are you going to learn your lesson? She's like, yeah, it's coming again. Maybe I'll give him a chance. We'll see. It's. Yeah. So she's like, she's, Maya asks if like she's ever like, she was like, would you hook up

with Corey like that? And she's like, you know what? I would. I would hook up with him. I was like, would you hook up with Corey? Like that. And she's like, you know what? I would. I would hook up with him. I was like, of course you would. He's an asshole from like the world of Southern charm. And he's friends with Austin. Of course you would hook up with him.

Yeah. So then we go to Danielle and Robert's apartment. Awkward. She's like, so are you drinking this before I throw it away? Listen, chef, chef, when you did pay attention, we have to empty all of the expired stuff out of the fridge because we're never here. And then I'm going to water the plants. And then after that, we'll be considered adults. Okay. Hey, why are you throwing all the all the

mementos of our relationship in the trash? Well, you said you wanted to throw all the expired things in the trash. So we have to keep the plants alive a couple of weeks. When's this salad from? Just a couple of weeks old. Well, I'm not throwing away the mayo. It's shelf stable. Yeah. And he's like, and she's like, why are you so angry about this? He's like, you don't realize like, it's my job on a daily basis to not allow food to spoil. This is sad. There are starving kids in the world. And also, I'm just really annoyed that we spent three hours driving here just to throw out mayo. Like, really, is this what our relationship is now? Yeah. He's like, it's good to be back for a day, but it's just today. She goes, but I love our home. He goes, yeah, but I wish we could spend more time

here. And she goes, it's your job. Yeah, I was like, well, why are we accenting my job like that? You know, like, why are you saying job? And she goes, well, that's why we're not living here. You know, you know, you know, you work in Aspenand in Montauk, right? Not here in New York City, right? You know, you realize that, right? Like, you put two and two together

while you're not in this apartment because you live hours away, work hours away. Yeah, he says he is good to have a home. and she's like, yeah, when I met him, he was living out of a duffel bag. And I'm the kind of person that's staying in a hotel room like all unpacking, even if it's just for overnight. But I create a home for us wherever we are. And I think he gravitates towards that, you know? Yeah, an assistant. He's like, you're like the lady who's working for Diana from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,

who has to get there like a week before to redo the entire apartment she's staying in and make sure the sheets are the kind of things she likes. Like, you're an assistant. Get out of this relationship. I don't know why she's saying that he gravitate towards that if he keeps getting jobs farther and farther away from her. She's like, look, I followed you. And now we have a new home here. He's like, how about Aspen? I'm here too. How about Guam?

Here too. But also she says he has that chef mentality where he wants to be everywhere, but I don't know that that's a chef mentality. I mean, a chef mentality is wanting to be in like one kitchen for 19 hours a day, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Unless you get fired a lot, which is another thing that's questionable about Robert.

Yeah. It's just a, it's awkward because we can see this is, this is not a great situation. So Daniel is like, well, you know what I would like? Let's buy some more real estate together. Daniel, it's time for you to start looking at the writing on the wall. Yeah, she goes, I don't need marriage, but a property would be nice. Maybe a dog and he goes, uh, that's definitely a conversation we can start as soon as this Mayo expires. Which is never. So. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room.

Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcast. Back to Hamptons. Yeah, it's weekend time. So Corey, of course, Kaki asked Corey, Watson is like, yo, yo, yo. That said, his Pearl necklace has already breathed life into the show. I don't know how, but I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm upset because we watched Winterhouse and Corey came on with this Pearl necklace and he's like, yeah, you know, I just wear pearls because my grandma wore pearls and thought, why not? Why can just wear pearls? Because like, why not wear pearls? As if it

was his big idea, well, come to find out, pearls on guys is like a thing right now. I think I believe someone told me that it's actually because of Harry Styles. Who knows? But like, it's a thing and he's acting like he made it up and that really bothers me. It's a coolant of my grandma, Harry Styles.

Harry Styles is my grandma. So. You did't vent a quarry. He's not invent pearls on guys. And Sam sees him. I'm sick. Oh my God. That's the first hot guy I've seen in so long. Don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up.

Don't fuck it up. Oh my God. What cartoons do you like to watch? I love adventure time. Who's your favorite? Oh my God. So Lindsay and Carl arrive and they've got packages for the cowboy part. Everyone's just gathering.

You know, it's Summer House season 23, so it's a good 10 minutes of people coming in and saying, hi, you know how it rolls people. Yeah, and so they're all showing up. And by the way, the new tradition is that whenever Kyle and Amanda show up, they complain about how everyone else parked. They were like, why they parked like this?

So Craig and Chris, Craig is there by the way. We didn't mention but Craig and Paige arrived. And there were all the boxes on the walkway when they walked in and Craig is like, wow, it's like when I get deliveries in the hallway. It's like, yes, it's funny how boxes, funny how deliveries in the Hamptons look like deliveries in South Carolina too. Well, you guys even have a place called Amazon.

That's so nuts. He's like, we might need to get some matching luggage page. And she's like, I don't know if you're chic enough to pull off my luggage, I think. Thanks. So they're all kind of like figuring out the rooms and everything.

And to Craig and Chris meet each other. And Chris is like, I've heard many things. They're not good things. I'm just getting broke. You missed a sick weekend last week. I took Lindsay's comb and then turns out it was a brush. And then Carl gave it back to her. So it was a wild time we had.

Bro, I hope your girlfriend's breath got better. Because I had her teeth brushed. And her bag, she got hit twice. She got double-christ. So I hope your girlfriend's breath got better because I had her toothbrush And her bag she got hit twice she got double-crest. Yeah, here's my note more of this for 10 minutes So everybody's saying hi to Cory and Danielle's like whoever parked those cars is an idiot, but anyway. Hi everybody Yeah, Cory is well, yeah, so Corey shows up and Corey is so Corey. He'd like he comes in and everything he says he then does this like weird like bro cackel afterwards. He's like, whoa, looks gridden here.

Yeah. Oh my god, you know what I love? If you picked up a glass and put it back down again. He has like this weird high pitch cacle that I can't quite do right now. It draws me nuts. So Daniel's going around kissing everybody and Lindsay's like giving a dirty look. She's obviously mad. But Daniel's like, high lensey and she's, hi, there's a new lover boy flavor and it's

a new variety back. So she's like, wow, that's exciting. That's very cool. But they're just like making small talk about something neutral. That won't get them in trouble. So Danielle's like, this is the first week I haven't spoken to Lindsay.

Like, what are you going to wear a Kyle's 40th birthday? Like even little things. Like, I just don't want to think about it because it's never happened before. Yeah. So then outside Sierra and Patre were taking photos and Kyle comes out there and Kyle's like, in my mind, I didn't think about like my 40th

being like a midnight thing because he had turned 40 like a day before and he's like, but then like Amanda had some like wine and like fell asleep and then like the clock was winding down and I was like stressed so I was like, I'm gonna be turning 40 by myself and like by the time Amanda woke up, I was in tears and she was like, what's wrong? I said, I don't want to talk about it.

And she kind of like got out of me. And I didn't tell her much because I didn't want to make her feel weird. Make her feel weird about like drunkenly waking up. And my boyfriend is like sobbing in bed. I won't say why. Yeah, I'm kidding. He's like, she's like, why are you crying?

I'm like, we're different, you know? Cause she like thrived in the pandemic. She was like, wow, I don't have to get off the couch, works for me. But like, I never have been out in the week. What are you talking about? So then she's just going off the rails who's wasted already.

And Sarah's like, yeah, you really need to find a work life balance. You could die tomorrow. Bitch, she goes, yeah, so true. Seriously. He's like, not my birthday party. Yeah, you could totally die at your own birthday party. It would be hilarious. Like, I don't honestly know how you haven't died at one of these parties yet.

We're already going to have black balloons, you might as well. So then Carl is the meanwhile, Carl Lindsey or Lindsey's getting into an outfit. And Carl's like, oh, I like that dress a lot. This skirt? Yeah, a skirt, that's why I'm at a cot. Carps are stupid. Okay, brush, skirt, not comb, dress. God, I gotta get straight.

Come on, come on, you're gonna come this. I love you, come this way. I love you, come this way. Brad, you just, Lindsey just like subtly correcting him the entire episode of her stupid things. So, Paige and Craig, they're basically deciding what bed to take because Cory is gonna be sleeping

in the bed and hex to them. And then Cory's like, let's do this. So, why do I have Cory is pulling up now? Didn't he already, hasn't he already ever? He did, I didn't have the hard to tell you that he had not arrived yet. But actually, no, I thought that you would skip to this part. You know what happened?

He was the preview. I knew what happens? You know what happens? I knew what happened and I didn't correct it. The preview showed him. And so I wrote that as a note and I was like, oh, I'll delete that later. Surely, I'll remember that. But when you said Corey arrived, I thought you just wanted to fast forward the show. So then I was like, okay. And then I realized, oh, wait a second.

I don't think that Corey has arrived. I thought, and then I was like, I think that Ronnie thought the preview was what was happening on the show, but then I was like, I didn't wanna be like, Ronnie, that was the preview. So I was like, well, just sort of like, budget. And then now it's happening.

Now it's happening. I hope so. Yeah, this is the process. So Corey now arrives. And Corey is like, I thought it was like a 20 minute drive from the city, but like, no, it's like three hours to get here. I need a drink. I'm officially an idiot.

Like, I'm just want to broadcast the world on my huge idiot. And then Pays and Craig are knocking on the window like, oh my god, hi Corey. And he looks up and weighs and goes, my friends are idiots. Hey, so what's up, bros? This mullet Kyle. I mean, whoa look at this lettuce back here. Surprisingly, it looks kind of good So how long are you gonna get to let that go for? Huh? Diverse or going for divorce? It's going up Tall Amanda cuts it off in my sleep

Bruh, that was great. Let then something that saves yourself, he's like, whoa, you would eat shit right then. I would have put my hands out to act like I was gonna catch you, but then I would have been like, no, no. And so Sam is like, oh my God, that guy has a terrible personality. So hot, that's like the hottest guy I've seen in so long. Please tell me there's not an aging gay icon who has their eyes on him.

Please tell me. So he meets Gabby and he's just going room to room and he's like, whoa, this room is sick. So he hugs Sierra and he's like, wow, you all gonna pop my chair for the Hamptons. That's right, yes. Can't wait to come on somebody's face in here on camera. Okay. Sam. So Lindsey pulls Sam and she's like, all right, first impressions. And he's saying,

I'm like, he is like cute to look at. And like, I love that his first instinct is to be funny. And his second instinct is to advertise how vapid he is. I love that about him. Yeah, but like he likes to laugh. Well, I was only with him two days, but those two days were good vines when I wasn't being forced to wear a scarlet letter on my blouse. Mm-hmm.

You're sure? No, my blouse. Okay. Anyway, enough about your interest in someone. I'm trying to figure out like to like get to your guys' opinion about like ruffling feathers within y'all. Like I haven't spoken to her like all week long. And Sam's like, wow.

Wow. Yeah, but those are so much with you being happy with Kyle. She's like, um, she did a great job about being a rock during my last terrible relationship, but now I'm finally with a guy who legit makes me happy. And I make you happy. Like, nothing else in matter to you as my best friend to be being alright And then inside Corey's like hey you think that shendily or could hold my way Oh, and then I could I could give me your way give me your way. Yeah, give me your way

Oh, yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, this is Corden Carl together last. So now they're all figuring out what to do for dinner and they're gonna go to dinner. They're gonna go out for dinner. So they go, so they do it, they go out to dinner. They're gonna happen. They manifest a, they go out to a T-Bar for dinner. Whoa. So Carl's like, oh my god, Lindsay, babe,

I love your hair pull back, right, man. Who would you use to rake? It was a brush, babe, thing. Cause hair pull back like that, babe. Who would you use to rake? Um, it was a brush, babe, thanks. And I know I wanted it back tonight. So it looks good, babe. Thanks, babe. You're a little good pulled back to bed. I don't know.

Oh, worries, babe. It's my own body can pull back. Oh, that was hilarious, babe. That was like, great. Oh, my God, check out this comb. I can't believe they want to see you with the comb. With a comb. That's a fork, want to see you with the phone with a comb That's a fork, babe. I'm watching too much little mermaid

I'm so oh my god. Lindsay and Danielle sitting at the opposite ends of the table Oh, that's a new normal, right? Yeah, I'm so happy. I did this. I contributed to this It takes a village to tear down my friendship between me years They're very proud This would be the most awkward dinner ever if literally anyone cared. So Sierra is trying to flirt with Corey. She's like, do you drink coffee in the morning? He's like, oh, actually, I don't like coffee.

And she seems like, oh, excuse me, hi, this is Sam, new person. Why are you drinking espresso? Oh, I'm sorry, espresso martini, if you don't like coffee. And he's like, oh, because I Sam, new person. Why are you drinking espresso? I'm sorry, expresso martini if you don't like coffee. And he's like, oh, cause I like it with alcohol. Oh my God. Me too. I don't like coffee normally, but I like it with alcohol.

Oh my God, bestie is forever. And he's like, really? Cause I felt like you were judging me right there. She has no totally love espresso martini. That's what I'm saying. He's like, oh my God, I do too. He's like, oh my God, we should have our baby, S. And presso martini. That's what I'm saying. It's like, oh my god, I do too. It's like, oh my god, we should have our baby, S. And espresso martini.

Oh my god, we're gonna get married. And Sierra is like. Just want you to know. A noid. Sierra is furious. Hey, hey, Cory, I just want you to know, you know who hates espresso martinis but loves coffee on a regular basis.

Madonna. So if you ever cross paths with her, just know that about her. In case you have any thoughts. And Sam's like, you know, I think you're really basis, Madonna. So if you ever cross paths with her, just know that about her, in case you have any thoughts. And Sam's like, you know, I think you're really entertaining, Corey. He goes, yeah. Wow, you said yes, a way to fast Corey. I don't know. Maya's like, uh, Sierra is not happy. Look at that. I like that someone pointed it out because Sierra looks so pissed. She's scowling. I'm like, uh,'t think this is gonna be the energy that's gonna take off your relationship with the Corey here.

So funny. They toast to Kyle. So toes to Kyle and everyone go around and say something about him. Carl's like, oh, well, Kyle, I wrote a few things about you. I'm kidding. It's just a menu. It was hilarious.

By the way, do you like the hair? That's not in my eyes. It's pulled back. Sorry, that was a call back to a joke. I have Lindsay, sorry. So what I'm gonna say to Carl is your dick isn't dope. It's five inches. Oh, and Carl's like, it's six.

So then Chris is like, this is straight bourbon. And of course, like chug it, bro. Are you a bro? Dude, you're a bro. Chug your straight bourbon. So he, like, chug it, bro. Are you a bro? Dude, you're a bro. Chug your straight bourbon. So he does, and then he gets a high five, and all the guys start wooing. Yeah.

Chris, like, you challenged the wrong man, buddy. This is a guy. Listen, you want to make a challenge to me? I'll do crazy things. I'll quietly take a brush and put it on the coffee table and cover with the blanket. And then the next day, tell someone, here's your brush. So be careful, I'm a bro.

So Chris is like, uh, Craig, I asked Paige about you. I asked Paige about her long distance relationships. And so you're like, you don't believe in long distance, right? It goes, to be honest, I have my doubts about long distance. Okay? That's what I'm saying, Craig. That's what I have to say about your relationship. Like, who the fuck are you? I know. Well, aren't you a Marine? Don't you have to have long distance relationship sometimes? Yeah, exactly. Well, we love our space. And like, she loves her space and watching her shows. And we'll have four or five days together.

And I'll be like, babe, I miss you. Let's watch minions. And so then like we get together. And then like I feel like that time is like almost more genuine than time that I spend with people in the past because like it's like we're both two minions. And like when we're together, we're like two minions who have a plan. So like we're just kind of like in love like that.

Yeah. I'm gonna make a fourth movie called Despicable You. That's my cry. Yeah. So they're saying how Paige has not been to Charleston in two months. And she's like, yeah, I don't think that Craig understands what he's asked me to do. He just wants me around more. And I don't want to go to South Carolina more.

You can't even Uber eat stand there. Past 10 PM. It's crazy. I don't even want, I don't eat to go to South Carolina more. You can't even Uber eat sound there past 10 PM. It's crazy. I don't even want, I don't eat past 7 PM. But if I wanted to, I couldn't. Yeah. So then we go back to salmon quarry flirting. So it's like, you're going to get what you're going to get one of these two, right? Cause like, there's like an espresso martini.

Oh my god. Is there what's sobby happening over there? You guys, it's like so quarry. What have you been up to? And he's like causing mayhem. I've been causing mayhem everywhere. I just, wow, is that like a seasonal lamb? Or mayhem.

Mayhem. Mayhem. So that's the last time you talk to Jess. Oh, yeah, like I went to LA a couple of times. And it was like, eh, you know, because we didn't really go out, because I like hockey games. I'm just going to say that right now for no reason. But also, I had to convince her to go out to things.

I'm like, hello, I'm in LA. Let's do something fun. We're both new reality stars, so why aren't we doing things like in places in me? Like, hey, I'm going to be on a show that's going to be coming out soon, you know? Wait, wait, wait, Sierra's like, how long were you there? It's three days. Amanda says, but you hooked up when you see each other, right? I mean, are you seeing other people?

And he goes, oh, yeah, I'm a hundred percent single. So, I'm a hundred percent. But are you dating someone in the metaverse? Yeah, I am actually. Yeah, so. And Sierra. 100% in this world. Yeah, Sierra's beaming and so Sam's like are you hearing this Lindy? Are you hearing this and then dance music as a I'll return home and

Carl and Lindsay Linsie that can you on sit my top please? He's like yeah, I can't wait to unzip this tight these tight It's my top Carl. Oh, damn it I'm not way to unzip this tight, these tights. I'm saying it's my top, Carl. Oh, damn it. That was happening, man. I remember when you said, you had your hat in your eyes.

That was my hair. So Ben, meanwhile, Craig is, like, Paige has passed out in the bed. And Craig is up by his laptop, complaining about not being able to log in to watch Netflix or something, or, and he's like, I mean, once even the point, like, I can't, like, it's like it's asking me for a password

that I don't even have, like, what's the point? Oh, it's working. Okay, babe, we can watch minions now. He's like, wait, you're asleep. What the hell are you doing, Paige? Like, it's literally time for minions. She's like, shut up, go to sleep with Cory Craig. And Cory goes, wouldn't be the first time hot.

So hot is the thing that's ever happened on this show. So then the day of Kyle's birthday party, there's a song that's like, you are so damn valued. You are valued, you're so damn valued. Yeah, I really feel right for the show. Oh, very. So so they're waking up carol and then you're kissing in the morning people are just waking up and except for Craig and Cori are trying to sleep a page wakes them up against just like um you two little babies shouldn't have gone to sleep at 4.30 in the morning because we have to set up for Kyle's 40th birthday party. Yeah, so

they are setting up a party. And Kyle and Carl have like, they're having like, a little bit of like, a heart to heart in the corner. And I think they're gonna be drinking ultra premium canned cocktails today. New flavor from a lover boy. White A-ba. So what's up with Lindsay?

Since April we haven't been in sync, so I haven't like, seen your dynamic, like in the care and love department. So that's that with Lindsay? Since April we haven't been in sync, so I haven't seen your dynamic, like in the care and love departments. So that's that guy. Well, like, you know, there's been some tense moments like I called her brush-a-comb, so that was something we had to work through. But like, I still go back to like,

when like we told you an October and you're like literally broke down, like you put like all your tear weight on me, and like that meant a lot because it's like, I was like, okay, that was like relief because like it was nerve-wracking in the beginning, trying to figure out like what we're doing. And if you guys would approve that, you know what I'm saying? Like now I know, like we could do a Marshall's commercial together.

That is so beautiful, man. Yeah, I could appreciate that because I'm going to propose by the end of the summer. He's like, bro, that's the end of the month. I guess. Yeah. I know. I know. Yeah.

Yeah, everything's gonna be great. Everything's totally great. Nothing could go wrong whatsoever. Yeah. So that brings us to the end of summer house and... It is crazy. Crazy. They should not be getting engaged so quickly.

I'm sorry. It does not seem right. But you know what? God bless. Well, this shows about bad decisions. I support it. All right, everybody, thank you so much for being here. Go get some tickets for Crappin' Slive over at watchwarkcraftens.com

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